Doug Loves Movies - Howard Kremer, Kulap Vilaysack, Riki Lindhome, and Kate Micucci Guest

Episode Date: February 17, 2012

From Vancouver, Doug welcomes Howard Kremer and Kulap Vilaysack (from the WHO CHARTED? podcast), Riki Lindhome (from the MAKING IT podcast) and Kate Micucci. See Privacy Policy at https://ar...t19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth They're still not warm, then he won't sleep But Doug loves cookies! Hey everybody Fired up crowd My name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies Coming to you from the Tom Lee Music Hall
Starting point is 00:00:57 In Vancouver, BC, Canada As part of the Vancouver Comedy Festival On Friday February I'm killing already with one guy as part of the Vancouver Comedy Festival on Friday, February... I'm killing already with one guy. Friday, February 17th, Two Oceans 12, at 7 p.m.
Starting point is 00:01:13 It's happy hour! In a venue where there's no alcohol. And this... This is going to be a happy one and a half hours, as I have booked four regular guests from Douglas Movies Pass to participate tonight. They're all here for the festival. But first, since last I spoke, you listened. I flew up to the Couve yesterday,
Starting point is 00:01:39 performed in the opening night gala last night at the Center. Did any of you go to that? Anybody? Yay! Comedy fans. There you are. I've also been told repeatedly on Twitter since the Dodgeball episode that Thunder Road is indeed a movie, and it stars Robert Mitchum, and it was from 1958. movie and it stars robert mitchum and it was from 1958 but when playing build the title the guesser needs to know what movie they're talking about i call it the grand melwood rule
Starting point is 00:02:13 and i'm sorry but my decision against whoever that was stands i think missy Pyle said Thunder Road. Anyway, who cares? Now it's time for Watch This, Not That. At RoxyIsARiot on Twitter wrote, Shall I see the Iron Lady or War Horse tonight? I don't know if she'll hear this in time for tonight, because she's probably not here. But I haven't seen Iron Lady, but I've been told Meryl Streep's work as Margaret Thatcher is the best impression
Starting point is 00:02:49 this side of Frank Caliendo I also haven't seen War Horse but at least the title character in that one might die at the end so so see War Horse not Iron Lady this has been Watch This Not That still to come here at the Vancouver Comedy Festival
Starting point is 00:03:15 hold your applause to the end my friends Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Matt Bronger Chelsea Pretti, Mark Maron, Nick Thune and many more so keep coming back to shows here next week at the festival, or if you're listening to this podcast, come out and check out the shows next weekend.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Alright, as Jennifer Hudson would say, let's do this. I got the prize bags here on my little special table over here. I'll tell you what's on the line tonight during the Leonard Maltin game. We've got
Starting point is 00:03:47 a copy of my CD, of course, Professional Humor Idiot. We've got, signed by some of my guests, they brought in a copy of Ebony Magazine. Featuring on the cover, the cast of Red Tails
Starting point is 00:04:06 So that's a very nice gift Also Rolo chocolates Signed by a couple of the guests As you can imagine Everybody came up here Not knowing they were supposed to bring Their CDs and t-shirts
Starting point is 00:04:21 And the stuff we normally give out So everybody scrambled to come up with stuff And I think they did a good job because also signed by some of my guests bananas some bananas and then a let me just try to show this to you guys a birthday cake that says you're welcome on it so yeah so you're very welcome whoever wins that tonight is so very welcome and so yeah so it's a delicious I hope that somebody that's not trying to lose weight wins. Well, the bananas are good for people that are weight conscious. All right, there we go.
Starting point is 00:05:13 So there's the prize bags, sloppily reassembled by me. Let's bring the guests out, shall we? Let's do it. Please help me in welcoming four of my favorite guests of all time. And they're here for us right now. Please welcome... I didn't write their names down!
Starting point is 00:05:37 I have to totally remember it. I have to figure it out based on the questions I wrote. Who the hell is here? Please welcome Howard Kramer, Kulav Vilaysak, Ricky Lindholm, and Kate Micucci. Hi. What's up?
Starting point is 00:06:18 Thank you. Yeah, sit next to me, Cuckoo, because then you'll have something to put your beverages on. Doug, did you forget who we were, for real? I didn't forget who you were, but I wanted to say all four names rapidly. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. And so it's usually helpful for me to write that down first.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Totally. But I worked it out. I did it all right. Plus, they went apeshit after the first two names, so it gave me a chance to breathe and think about it. You did a good job with my name, Doug. That's one thing I always do, is I write down... I don't write it down the way it's spelled. I write it down the way it's pronounced.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Vil-I-sock. V-L-I-sock. Vil. Vil. Vil. V-L-I-soock. Vil-I-Sock. Vil. Vil. Vil-I-Sock. Fuck it. I'm just going to call you Kulop.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Kulop is, I've got that nailed. You got that down. Vil-I-Sock. Kulop Vil-I-Sock. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Kulop Vil-I-Sock. Howard Kramer.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Who is also not spelled as you would expect it to be. K-R-E-M-E-R. Right. Pronounced Kramer. I screwed. I almost messed it up. Pronounced Kramer. Spelled Kramer. Right? Sort of. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Sure. Are you on Twitter? Yes, I'm on Twitter. What's your Twitter handle? At Howard Kramer. Pronounce Howard Kramer. You guys follow me? Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Thank you. Yeah, you can look for little quips I do on there. Take this time to billboard what I do on Twitter. It's not summer outside, guys. I'm a little thrown off. All right, back to the movies. Let's talk about movies. I want to talk about, there's people sitting on the floor,
Starting point is 00:08:21 which I love. It makes me feel totally at home, because that's usually what happens at UCB in Los Angeles. So thank you for sitting on the floor which i love it makes me feel totally at home because that's what usually what happens at ucb in los angeles so that thank you for sitting on the floor and uh it gets you uh close and uh weird i love it but there's there's free seats though there's a seat there and a seat there are you waiting for a date there's a seat would one of you ladies like to sit next to that creep? They don't. The answer is no. They don't.
Starting point is 00:08:47 They want to sit in the dark corner on the floor. They all want to sit together in the dark corner on the floor. And I see a seat over there. Yeah, I don't think the single seats are that popular with the four girls on the floor. I think they know exactly what they're doing. I think you're the real crowd, and they're
Starting point is 00:09:06 all the weirdos that cram themselves into their weird spot. That's my people. They all clapped, and no one listening heard it, probably. Just four clappers. But thank you to everyone who's here, whether you have a seat next
Starting point is 00:09:21 to you that's open because you're creepy. who's here, whether you have a seat next to you that's open because you're creepy. They don't want to split up. I don't blame them. It's totally cool. Who's got tickets for tomorrow also? God bless you. Thank you
Starting point is 00:09:36 so much for coming out and these four won't be here. It's going to be sweet. So insulting. Alright, it's going to be sweet. So insulting. Alright, let's talk to everybody. Let's say hi and see what's up with all the folks on the
Starting point is 00:09:53 panel here. Let's start with Garfunkel, a.k.a. Ricky Lindholm. Hello. What's up? Thanks, guys. And Oates, a.k.a. what's up thanks guys and and oats aka kate mccutchey is also here former tournament of championship players both so that's going to be they're they're going to be going head to head again and uh what are you doing uh what's going on here during the festival for you guys?
Starting point is 00:10:26 You're doing a bunch of shows, right? Yeah, we have a show tonight at the Rio. And then tomorrow we're doing a podcast with these two folks here. And two shows somewhere else. Yeah. Somewhere else we haven't looked yet. That's great that you're at the Rio. My baby's going to go.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Oh, nice. Good. Oh. Nobody cares about my dumb baby goes to Rio reference. It's okay. It's okay. We're going to pace ourselves. We're going to be here for three and a half to seven hours. That means we're missing our show at the Rio. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Oh, shit. Not going to make it tonight. That'd be such a weird reason to cancel. Oh, Doug just made us sit on stools. He just wouldn't let us leave. He's so powerful. Talk about that, damn it. And also here joining us is the Who charted host and, is it fair to call it co-host?
Starting point is 00:11:23 Dual hosts. Dual hosts. Dual hosts. Yeah, yeah. Howard Kramer and Kulav Vilaysak. And you guys are going to be here tomorrow afternoon at the Tom Lee Hall. Yeah, 2 p.m. 2 o'clock, you guys. Come on.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Keep that guy company. Come on out. Just get fucking ripped and come out at 2 o'clock. Please. On a rainy Saturday in the cove. Now, seriously, the guy that keeps going,
Starting point is 00:12:01 ha, ha, ha, are you just trying to get your voice on the podcast? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha going ha ha ha are you just trying to get your voice on the podcast that happens all the time people write to me on twitter going who was that one guy that was laughing that annoying laugh during your show and i'm like i don't know it's all seems genuine to me i deserve it all is that really your laugh? Okay. And you're not drunk? Are you high?
Starting point is 00:12:31 Hello. Well, you enjoy life and that's the important thing. Are you coming back tomorrow? Oh, shit. I'm gonna get tweets from people. I heard that guy in both episodes. Heard that annoying laugher twice.
Starting point is 00:12:50 But I, you know, as a comedian... Howard, do you think there's such a thing as annoying laughers? Yeah, we got them all over. There's one back in L.A. There's one in Austin, I know. Where are you from? You're from... Where are you from? You from, where are you from? Originally Toronto, Ontario, Whistler.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Oh, okay. Yeah, break it down. Name five places. We'd like to know five places where you've lived. Number five. We want to know every province. Oh, who charted? That's awesome. All right, let's start? That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:13:27 All right, let's start with Kate down there on the end and just go down the line as I always often like to do. Have you been to the cinema? Or it could be at home. It doesn't have to be in a theater. But what movies have you seen lately? I saw The Artist and The Descendants and Half of Beginners.
Starting point is 00:13:50 The beginning half? It's all the nominated Independent Spirit movies. Ricky and I are singing a song at the Independent Spirit Awards so we've had to watch some of the movies. That's awesome. Do you guys get the Independent Spirit Awards here? And by get it, I mean, do you understand it?
Starting point is 00:14:10 It's on IFC in the States, so I don't even know how big IFC is in Canada, but if you can check it out, they're going to be pulling a Billy Crystal and singing about all the nominees. But all the movies in the Independent Spirit Awards tend to be pretty heavy. They're very... Take Shelter, Drive... What was the other one?
Starting point is 00:14:31 I don't know. Wait. 50-50. Did you see 50-50? I cried my contacts out. I love 50-50. It was so good. 50-50 is really good. I had to replace my contacts.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I've been really a champion of 50-50. It's one of my favorite movies of last year. It was amazing. So then you're going to sing a hilarious medley about all these depressing movies. All the movies are about comas, cancer, suicide, more cancer. Which one are we forgetting? And murder.
Starting point is 00:15:07 And the artist. Nobody dies in that. He tries to commit suicide twice. He fails both times, which is happy endings. So happy! Yeah, but he has to become a dancer, so you're supposed to feel bad. That's the saddest part of all.
Starting point is 00:15:23 He's so good at it, loved that movie though me too yeah it's fun totally and it's totally gonna win the oscar for best picture have you guys seen it dude no it's tough it's hard it's hard to get people like fired up about going to see like a silent movie because it's like well i you know, I like movies and they're modern and people talk out loud and there's sound effects. You know what I got really excited about? I was reading about it and the one scene
Starting point is 00:15:53 where he's in the bed when he's kind of recovering and that's Mary Pickford's actual bed. Isn't that crazy? That's why it costs $15 million. I'll tell you what's crazy. The audience in Canada is so nice, they actually went, oh. They're like, that is crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:16:12 No fucking way. Oh, Mary Pickford's bed? First of all, who is that? Oh, no. So, Ricky, you just have the same answer, basically. Same answer, same movie. You've seen all the same movies as Kate. I saw all of Beginners, though.
Starting point is 00:16:32 So, not just the beginning. Why did you quit on Beginners? I let Ricky borrow it. And then I didn't get it back. How long did you have it and not watch it, though? Oh, about a week. Yeah, I didn't watch it for a week. I've heard great things about it.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I haven't seen it myself. I think it's good. I have to say I love the music. I know that much. That's like when you hate something, you're like, you know, the music's great. They looked like they were having fun.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Yeah, the opening titles were really cool. I actually went to a friend's play once and I was like, I think this program is really pretty. Yeah. Like I didn't know what else to say. Oh, that's not even trying. I know.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I really like the font they used on the program. You looked great up there. That's a good one. It was cute. Or just thumbs up. That's what my parents say when they see Kate and I perform. I'm not going to lie to you, but my thumb doesn't mind. My thumb doesn't mind being a big liar.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Whenever my parents see us perform and we do songs about masturbation or whatever, they're always like, that was good. And that's all they say. The crowd seemed to like it. From your parents, you don't want, that reminded me of a time when I...
Starting point is 00:17:38 I was like, how do you memorize all those words? Good job. I thought of them, Mom. Howard Kramer, have you been to the movies? No, but I... Kulab, Vila Isak lent me some DVDs.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I did, over the holidays. I gave you some screeners. What did you like? Descendants was... It's tough, because it's Hawaii, which you like, because it's tropical.... It's tough because it's Hawaii, which you like because it's tropical. Right, I turned it on because it was Hawaii and then it's like problems, so...
Starting point is 00:18:12 Took him right out of that. That's alright. I don't watch movies for people's problems. I'll head there for the setting and then if it's a bad vibe, I gotta pull out. I liked it though it was good I didn't see what is it silent movie I didn't see it if there's
Starting point is 00:18:37 silent movies on TV every day I just couldn't? Depends on what you do with the volume button. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. He's watching Nick at night on mute. ESPN is silent all day. Well, Howard watches most movies on his DVR sped up. Right. Isn't it weird that we started... Coolop turned into a ghost.
Starting point is 00:19:01 What world are we in? The really thick first ghost. Wow. What happened? we in? The ring. The ring. Pickford's ghost. Wow. What happened? That's so weird. Did somebody lean on a switch in the back or something? Suddenly you've got echo effect. Hello?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Echo? Oh, it's gone. That was like a dream sequence. Yeah. This isn't really happening. Kulop's not real. Okay. Really connecting.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Don't have enough bad stage experiences in the States. Came up to a foreign country to get a few more. Thank you. What else did I see, Kulap? You gave me... Contagion? I didn't watch it. I gave you a bunch. What else did I see, Kulap? You gave me... Contagion? I didn't watch it. I gave you a bunch.
Starting point is 00:19:48 What else was good? Yeah, you know, first of all, that those screeners, you're supposed to destroy them after viewing them and not share them with others. That's what I did. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:57 That's what I did say. Good, it's all in the up and up. Which of those... So you watched all of those before giving them to Howard, right? Yeah, I saw them all. I saw Safe House recently. No One is Safe, No One is House?
Starting point is 00:20:10 That's the one. How is it? Because it feels like, after watching the trailer, I felt like, I'm good. I saw it. I saw the whole thing. Denzel's awesome, and Ryan Reynolds is like, what? And then it's over. That's why I'm a trailer guy I like all the trailers
Starting point is 00:20:28 it's the best it's the best part of the movie the trailer two out of the five trailers they show I'm like oh I'd see that now instead of what I just sat down to see it's such a let down to have
Starting point is 00:20:46 to sit through a whole movie after awesome short trailers. Did the trailer have the car chase scene or parts of it? Yeah, I think so. It's a badass car scene. Okay, badass car chase. It's real good. Worth seeing the whole movie for? Yeah. On DVD or in a theater?
Starting point is 00:21:03 You have to think about it. I gotta think about that because I want to give you the right advice. But with the car chase though and with the speakers and it's loud and big, I'm going to say theater. I'm going to go theater. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:21:19 That's what I'm going to do tomorrow. It's going to be raining. Why not? Yeah, you should. What am I going to do do fucking see this means war that's gonna be on a plane in two weeks are you gonna go see the vow no that's gonna be on a plane too anything that's not r-rated is gonna be on a plane soon enough, is my motto. I saw, flying up here though, I didn't see any movies. No plane movies when you're flying up to Vancouver. Too short.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I know. Oh, you guys are so sweet. Plus I had to stop in Seattle. I was there for about 45 minutes, totally sleepless. You guys are way too nice about everything. All right, we'll start with Cool Up and go back the other direction. Oscar nominations, were there any snubs or anything you're rooting for in particular? Anything you're excited about possibly winning?
Starting point is 00:22:37 Do you think, like, Descendants, do you think that should win over The Artist? I don't, personally. No, I don't. Oh, that reminds me, though. You saw Shit Pie. Oh, yeah, The Help. Oh, The reminds me, though. You saw Shit Pie. Oh, yeah, The Help. Oh, The Help, yes, The Help. The Help.
Starting point is 00:22:52 They wanted to release it as Shit Pie, and they got a little pushback from society and decided to call it The Help instead of Shit Pie. Shit Pie the movie. Spoiler. Oh, and by the way, that is not a shit cake. The you're welcome cake does not have any fecal matter
Starting point is 00:23:13 in it whatsoever. Oh, he's disappointed. I hope you sit further back tomorrow. Just blend into the crowd more tomorrow sit over there with those ladies no they're not into it they're all just you know I didn't love love love the artists like I liked 5050 and Moneyball and Super and Attack the Block and a few other movies more. But of the nominated movies, the artist is so ballsy that they made a fucking black and white silent movie. And even while they were making it, they were like, I don't know if anyone's going to care about this. So I got to give them props for that.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And I think that Jean Desjardins, I think he should win Best Actor because he just does everything in that movie that he needs to do to sell the idea of a silent movie. And yeah, one guy clapping. Or a lady. Or somebody just packing down their cigarettes. But yeah, so I think that guy's going to win
Starting point is 00:24:34 over George Clooney, who I think is one of my favorite actors. But in The Descendants, the entire time I was like, well, that's just George Clooney in a dorky shirt. That doesn't necessarily make him a dork. Especially when he runs around that little curve. He's trying to run like a dork. Because you've seen him run like a real
Starting point is 00:24:52 person so many times. Wait, dorks aren't real people? Dorks live in our imagination. Howard, do you even follow or care it sounds like forgetting the screeners that you don't really
Starting point is 00:25:11 aren't much of an Oscar buff I'm not no I don't care but I do keep an eye on it and how so Howie well I look to see
Starting point is 00:25:23 what movies are charting, you know, what Oscar might have in store for us. For me, I like the Woody Allen film. Yes, Midnight in Paris. It's great? Midnight in Paris. Very good. It's enjoyable, but it feels like a lark to me.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Even though it's smart and funny and interesting, I just feel like it's a little lightweight i mean okay i'll give him this i'll give him the screenplay award but i wouldn't say that's the the best picture right for me but for you howard maybe it is you fucking loved it i loved it i haven't seen money ball yet yeah that's good even if you're not a baseball fan i think money ball i'd like to see that pretty i'd like to see that. 50-50. Get rich or die trying. Get rich or die trying. I'd like to see...
Starting point is 00:26:09 Oh, Snubs. Thank you, guys. Snubs was obviously Judy Moody and the Not Bumma Summer. Oh, the Not Bumma Summer. Yeah. And Janet Varney, our friend, is in it. She plays Judy Moody's mom. She takes off and leaves her alone for the whole summer with Crazy Aunt Opal.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Do you really watch that whole movie? I watch it, yeah. Did you do it? Yeah. Not on fast speed. That wasn't even on fast speed. No, he really does watch movies on fast speed it's not a great movie but she has some great she's proactive about having a good summer and she like she uh she's thought of stuff
Starting point is 00:26:54 i haven't even she like made her own chart like out of uh cardboard what do you call it here uh poster board i don't know and uh it it's got... She gives herself points for how much of a summer she's having. So it's... They thought of... They're helping summer, so I like it. And the
Starting point is 00:27:18 best movie of all... Oh, there's more? Of all? Oh, no. I know what you're going to say. What? You think the best movie of all time. Oh, no. I was going to go all time. Oh, there's more? Oh, no, I know what you're going to say. What? You think the best movie of all time. Oh, no, I was going to go all time. Oh, what? Yeah, let's go all time. I don't mind.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Oh, all time, Jaws. Jaws is a great movie. Thank you, thank you. Smart, smart, smart. That's a tiger shark. Oh, what? God damn. That's the movie that,
Starting point is 00:27:42 that's my movie when I see see a Transformers or whatever. I always say, why can't the characters be as rich and as interesting as they were in Jaws? And it's a scary, exciting, end of the world or someone's going to be eaten kind of movie. I don't know why they can't be both, and they usually aren't. They usually aren't. And that's the movie that started all the blockbusters, and now all the blockbusters don't have the good part that you just talked about. Yeah, they just backed away from character and story
Starting point is 00:28:10 and went, let's fucking blockbuster it. Let's just have a bunch of shit happen. Yeah. And shit does happen. Like, have you seen 50-50? Shit happens in that. The guy's like,'s like wish this shit didn't happen to me
Starting point is 00:28:26 so Ricky yes yes what Oscars I thought Ryan Gosling should have been nominated for Drive
Starting point is 00:28:36 you're right you're right I mean how amazing was he I don't even understand was anyone from Drive nominated I don't think so
Starting point is 00:28:43 not acting Albert Brooks is the one that was in in my opinion, very snubbed. Yeah. And who's the guy from Breaking Bad? He was amazing. Yeah, I thought all of them. And Carrie Mulligan was amazing. I thought that was weird.
Starting point is 00:28:54 And I think Meryl Streep should win for Iron Lady. Really? She hasn't won since the early 80s. Yeah, it's about time to give her another. She's so good in that movie. Most nominations of all time I think is a reward enough yeah she beat Katherine Hepburn by like one nomination now
Starting point is 00:29:10 but she's so good in that movie but Viola Davis in The Help I still think Meryl Streep should win is that bad yeah clearly no one agrees with me I don't know what everyone feels but I know that you don't know what everyone feels, but I know that... You don't know what everyone feels? I just know that The Help was a movie about a shit pie.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Yes. And Viola Davis made me cry. It was very moving, her performance. Yeah, me too. She was amazing. Yeah. But I still think Meryl Streep should win. Okay. I'm sticking by it.
Starting point is 00:29:41 All right. Well, I'll talk to you the Monday after the Oscars. When Viola Davis wins. Yeah. I'm going to call you up and go, in your face! Yeah, it's going to hurt really bad. Because Viola Davis is going to win. You should give her a pie with shit in it.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Yeah. I think I'll recover if you do that. Yeah, you'll be alright. right. Kate, what about you? Well, I haven't seen this movie. I only read about it. But have you heard about this nun movie? What?
Starting point is 00:30:14 Sister Act? What? No, not Sister Act. That's from like 1992. But no, it's this nun who, she was like a leading lady opposite Elvis, and she was set to star opposite Marlon Brando, and then she became a nun. So she'll win an Oscar?
Starting point is 00:30:30 It's a short subject. Oh, a short subject about her is up for an Oscar. And I just was reading about it the other day. I haven't seen it, but I really want to see it. Well, everybody, if you're filling out an Oscar ballot, if you're in an Oscar pool, maybe this movie about the nun might be the one. Because those are the tie-breaking votes when you pick short subject.
Starting point is 00:30:56 There's a theater here in town playing all of the animated shorts and the live- action shorts together. Oh. In a corner. In a... Ha ha ha ha ha. I knew you'd do that.
Starting point is 00:31:17 But anyway, I'm going to maybe go check that out because I do... I would like to see all those things because it's always just like you see quick clips of them on the Oscars and then you go to the bathroom or something while they give out the award. But yeah, like how do you become a nun after kissing Elvis? Like that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:31:35 That is as crazy as Mary Pickford's pants. Why is that crazy? That's like I kissed Elvis, I might as well hang it up. That's true. Might as well hang up my sex pants and put on a fucking nun's hat.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Yeah. And then Melissa McCarthy is nominated, right? Yeah, for Bridesmaids. Which is super exciting. But Octavia Spencer's going to win for the help, unfortunately. Not unfortunately, she's great in it, but you know, Melissa McCarthy will be back. She's very, very entertaining.
Starting point is 00:32:06 All right. Well, thank you all for answering so honestly. And I've tallied up the votes, and no one wins. Shall we play a game or two? Now we're going to start with Build a Title. And this is a very, it's low stakes. We're going to do five speed rounds with a possible tiebreaker. And whoever wins this, all they win is they get to go first in the Leonard Mullen game. So don't feel any pressure.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Just have fun with it. We'll start with Ricky. I mean, yeah, we'll start with Ricky. Then we'll go to Kate. And then over to Kulop. And then Howard. And the first suggestion from Twitter from Dammit Damien
Starting point is 00:32:49 is Life as a House. Ricky, you need to come up with a title that ends with life or begins with house. Isn't there a movie called My Life? Did I make that up? Probably. It sounds good.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I think there was a TV show called My Life. I don't know if it was a movie. You have to know what the movie is. It's the Graham Elwood rule. What do you mean you're helping her out? Are we not allowed to help each other? No, no. Do you have a
Starting point is 00:33:23 movie that ends in life or begins in house? No. You're out. Just for this round. Wasn't House Arrest, is that a movie? Yes, it was a movie starring past guest and probably future guest Kevin Pollack. Life as a House Arrest.
Starting point is 00:33:40 So, Kulop, you need to begin with a rest or just rest or end with life. Isn't there such thing as a movie called A Beautiful Life? Yeah, there is. Giancarlo Giannini, is that his name? Roberto Benigni. Roberto Benigni. You know, Giancarlo Giannini, Roberto Bavini, Favuta Bavini.
Starting point is 00:34:08 A pizza pie. You signed some bananas. All right, so Beautiful Life. Life is Beautiful. Oh, Life is Beautiful. Nice call, audience member. Now shut up. It is Life is Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:34:23 Yeah, you're out. Kulop's out. I am. There should be a movie called is Life is Beautiful. Yeah, you're out. Kulop's out. I am. There should be a movie called Beautiful Life, though. Do you have a movie, Howard, that ends in life or begins with the rest? Yes, I do. Waking Life. Waking Life.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Nice. Linklater. Rotoscoped animation. Right. Richard Linklater out of Texas. All right, we go to Ricky. Stop talking to Kate. Oh, you're out. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:34:51 That's why I was talking to Kate. But Kate's still in it. Because you came up with Arrest. So, ends in waking or begins with Arrest. Too bad the Arrested Development movie hasn't happened yet. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Can we, yeah, could we just say it has? No. No. It's still in limbo. Is there a movie called Rest Stop? No. Yes, there is. Yes, there is.
Starting point is 00:35:16 My old roommate was in it. It's a horror movie. It's a horror film about being murdered at a rest stop? Yes, it is. He gets murdered in a porta potty. It's real. movie. It's a horror film about being murdered at a rest stop? Yes, it is. He gets murdered in a porta potty. It's real. Does that count? Kate should be familiar with what the movie actually is,
Starting point is 00:35:32 but you know what? I'm going to give it to her because it's fun. Okay. All right. So then we go. Wait, the word was arrest? Yeah, rest stop. So stop, there's got to be others.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Oh, it's called a rest stop? No, it's just called rest stop. You can use the second half of a word. Or the first half. Restrepo. No, it has to start with stop. It has to start with stop now. Restrepo is just Italian for rest stop.
Starting point is 00:35:59 It has to start with what? Stop. Stop. I'll stop. Or I'll throw mama from the Stop. Stop. Oh, uh... Stop. Or I'll throw Mama from the train. Stop. So close. Stop.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Or I'll... Stop. Stop or I'll shoot. Stop. Stop or... You're so in the neighborhood. Stop. Don't help out, audience.
Starting point is 00:36:27 This is all on him. It's close to that. Yeah, you're totally close. All right, we're going to give this round to Kate. Good job. Thank you. What was I going for? Waking life is a house arrest.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Stop or my mom will shoot. stopper my mom will shoot. Stopper my mom will shoot. Sylvester Stallone, right? And Estelle Getty, the late great. Betty White's in town tonight, by the way. Okay. All right, where did that end up? Okay, so we'll start with Ricky this time.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Oh, okay. And Panther x2 on Twitter, 2TWO if you want to follow him, suggested X-Men. So you need a movie that ends in X or begins in men. Men Don't Lie. That is not a movie. Yes, it is. Her older roommate was in it. Who's in it? Isn't that real? Who's in it? I thought That is not a movie. Yes, it is. Her older roommate was in it. Who's in it?
Starting point is 00:37:27 Isn't that real? Who's in it? I thought that was a real movie. Who's in it? I don't know. There's another movie with a similar title that I'm not going to give. Men Don't Leave. Men Don't Leave.
Starting point is 00:37:36 All right. Thank you. Usually don't allow that kind of nonsense. I usually run a pretty tight ship. But it's fun. Alright, X-Men don't leave. Go, Kate. Leave it to Beaver.
Starting point is 00:37:52 That's not a movie, is it? It was in like 96. I think they did make a movie version of that. I had the t-shirt of the movie, actually. They did make a movie version of it. I still wear it for pajamas. Alright. You really fucked us with that Beaver, though.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Leave it to... There's nowhere to go with X and beaver. Beaver is going to be kind of a stopper, I think. Yeah, so we come to Kulop where it has to end in X. X.
Starting point is 00:38:13 X. Or begin with beaver. Or ver. Which is, that's how I live my life. I either end with X or begin with beaver. What is that movement?
Starting point is 00:38:25 I thought I'd sell it by walking around a little bit. I like kind of a hip swing. But cool up, you can think of like ver. Ver? What does that mean? Ver? I can use ver into it. Kate loves to help the other players.
Starting point is 00:38:43 She's very giving. She doesn't understand. It's a cutthroat competition. And she's in the lead right now. You can't think of a movie that's something X? There's a lot of pressure. Jason X. Jason X.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Oh, wow. Jason X. Malcolm was also in 10 movies right right I like I like an American History X yes okay
Starting point is 00:39:16 alright so now we go to Howard with you need a movie that ends in Jason which I don't think that exists. Yes, there is. Really? That ends in Jason? Yeah. Alright, we'll get to you in a second.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Sorry. I'm excited. Well, it begins with Beaver. Do you have anything, Howard? Don't pretend like you're thinking really hard. Or Ver. Yeah, or Ver. As Kate was saying earlier.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Verve pipe. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. I know you're a music guy. Closing time, right? Oh, uh... That was supersonic. Oh, was it?
Starting point is 00:40:01 Oh. Then what was that one? Then what was verve pipe? I can't... Verve pipe was the symphony of fuckheads. Oh, right. Oh, fuck. I got this one. I got it.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Okay, here we go. Vertical horizon. Right? Is that a movie? Leave it to be vertical horizon. I don't think that was a thing though isn't that a band but there's definitely vertical there's vertical vertical limit that's right i have the cereal box i said it on that but that was a great try let's go to ricky okay uh what about vertigo vertigo okay all right so we've got jason x men don't leave it to be vertigo i love it uh
Starting point is 00:40:49 kate what about freddie versus jason yeah this is a good one we come back to you cool off can i do drop dead fred yeah you can drop dead freddy drop dead freddy versus jason x men don't leave it to be vertigo i love this won't fit on a marquee uh so uh we skipped howard and uh ricky did you get the last one right yeah but i can't think of one now. Oh, okay. Can we say like gone or just it has to be go? It has to be go something. I thought of one. Or
Starting point is 00:41:35 what was the last thing? Drop. Drop. Drop. Go Panthers. I don't know. Go team? Is that real?
Starting point is 00:41:49 Nope, you're out. Okay. Kate? What about Goldfinger? It has to be gold. Goldfinger? That work? What do you think, audience?
Starting point is 00:41:58 The audience likes it. I was hoping for going fishing, but gold finger. Thanks, guys. Now Cool Up has to think of something with finger. Drop dead Freddy versus Jason X-Men. Don't leave it to be vertigo old finger. Vertigo old finger. Gold finger.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Finger. Finger. Finger. Finger. Ger. Finger. Ger animals. Dumbo drop. Finger. Finger. Ger. Finger. Ger animals. Dumbo drop?
Starting point is 00:42:28 Dumbo drop? Oh, yeah. Full title. Hang on. What kind of dumbo drop? Oh, yeah. Was it just any jumbo drop? It was a...
Starting point is 00:42:42 Operation Dumbo Drop! Oh, my God! Operation Dumbo Drop! Oh my god! Operation Zombo Drop! I love that the person in the audience that said that thought they were the only person that knew. This room full of nerds. Including myself, but we'll give it to you.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Okay, I'll take it. She's gonna take that audience assist, but please, no more audience help. I will... Since you guys are so nice here, I can't berate you. But elsewhere, I would... Oh, I would be so angry. All right, Operation Dumbo dropped in
Starting point is 00:43:19 and Freddy versus Jason X-Men don't leave it to be Vertigo Oldfinger. Who's still in this? I don't even remember. It's just Kate and Kulop? I'm just trying to think of movies that end with op. Like, there's got to be something. I don't know what it's called.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Dang. Op. Op. Oh, I got one. People in the audience have ones too. Anything? Three, two, one. Kulop, what do you got?
Starting point is 00:43:53 I wish Kulop's name was a movie. Huh? I wish Kulop's name was a movie. Kulop, yeah. Kindergarten Cop? Kindergarten Cop, that's right. Oh, that's it. Yeah. kindergarten cop kindergarten cop is right oh yes yeah
Starting point is 00:44:08 that is a nice one Kulop gets the point on that one for kindergarten coperation Dumbo dropped dead Freddy versus Jason X Mendo leave it to be Vertigo Goldfinger
Starting point is 00:44:23 Vertigo Goldfinger alright this is exciting Kate has a point Kulop has a point Jason X Mendo, leave it to be Vertical Finger. Vertical Finger. Alright, this is exciting. Kate has a point. Kulop has a point. Howard and Ricky, you can still get into this. You can do it, Howie. You can do it, Ricky. A person named Dandersod on Twitter
Starting point is 00:44:39 wrote the following. Oh, let's see who's going to go first. We'll start with Howard. Okay. Kids bop. Excellent, excellent pre-guess of a thing that I'm pretty sure isn't a movie. Your title that you get to build on, Howard, is Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. So you need something that ends in Bill or begins with adventure.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Kill Bill. Kill Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. All right, then we go to Ricky. She needs something that ends in kill or begins with adventure. Adventure is in babysitting. Yeah. Then we go to Ricky. Ends in sitting, begins with kill.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Oh, Ricky? Wait, no, I just meant... I'm sorry, Kate. Oh, sorry, I was... Wow, I was listening, but I wasn't looking, and so I thought that was cool, but It sounded like you, but no, okay. Gotcha. Kulop sounds like me sometimes.
Starting point is 00:45:53 I'm babysitting or kill. Is there a movie? Like Overkill or something? That sounds like a movie. Yeah, it sure does. You're out. All right, Cuckoo, what do you think? or something? That sounds like a movie. Yeah, it sure does. You're out. All right, Cuckoo,
Starting point is 00:46:09 what do you think? Ends in kill, begins in sitting, or babysitting, or in babysitting? You're out. Howard, anything that ends in kill or begins in sitting? A view to a kill.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Oh! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Ricky, we removed the A from a view to a kill. We removed the A's and the B's, so you need something that ends in view or begins with sitting. It's in view? Yeah. I've already got one in my head.
Starting point is 00:46:47 A room with a view. Room with a view. Good one. I have a room with a beautiful view of Vancouver. All right. So Kate is already out of this one. Yep, I'm out. And Kulop.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Is out. So this is down to Howard. Ends with room or begins with sitting? Sitting bull. Is that a movie? Absolutely. Sitting bull's room. Somebody Google it
Starting point is 00:47:25 It's gotta be It's biography Probably 50 1952 So strong So wrong Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:33 A lot of it shot Right here in Vancouver Great film Community Keep it going I know there's I You
Starting point is 00:47:43 Marvin's room The trouble is You don't have the full title Sitting Bull Marvin's Room Who's Marvin's Room? Yeah Marvin's Room I don't know of a movie called Sitting Bull Marvin's Room But I
Starting point is 00:47:58 There was a movie I think I could be wrong called Sitting Bull and the Indians. Right. I think. I'll take it. No, you won't. Point goes to Ricky.
Starting point is 00:48:12 All right, we'll start with Kate. Yeah, Ricky. Oh, I have one. All the ladies have a point. Oh, you do? Panic Room. Oh, yeah. That would have been good.
Starting point is 00:48:20 That would have been excellent. Panic Room with a view to Akil, Bill, and Ted's excellent adventures in babysitting. All right, next title, starting with Kate. Okay. Uncle Buck was suggested by a gentleman named Zach Lunch. That's not even fair. What do you mean, boo? It's a really hard one.
Starting point is 00:48:41 It is, but it's fun. Wait, the man from Uncle, do they ever make that a movie? There's not been a man from Uncle movie yet, but thank you for playing. That was quick. Kulop. Can I go? Ends in Uncle, begins in Buck. Can I go Uncle Buck, the Buck Branaman documentary?
Starting point is 00:49:02 I don't even know what that means. There's a documentary called Buck. Oh, there's a movie called Buck. Yeah, you can't add one word that's what that means. There's a documentary called Buck. You can't add one word that's already there. There's a colon in the title. I don't think so. I think it's just called Buck. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Do you have anything else? Howard. Bucket list. Yeah, you did it. Thank you, guys. My guess was that someone would say Bucky Larson born to be a star But Bucket List totally works So then we go to
Starting point is 00:49:33 We go to Ricky Ends in uncle, begins in list Comma Schindler's ends in uncle begins with Listerine the movie yeah that's it Listerine no that's a no I don't know
Starting point is 00:49:59 Howard gets a point we have a four way tie thank you we're all winners feels good in my pre-guessing Howard gets a point. We have a four-way tie. Thank you. Guys, we're all winners. Feels good. We all win. In my pre-guessing, I came up with SLC Punklebuck. Oh, that's good. But, you know, that's a tough one.
Starting point is 00:50:16 You were right. All right. Four-way tie. Whoever wins this one wins nothing of any significance. Suggested by Chow Flap. Chow Flap. Chow Flap. I think that means mouth.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Oh, and we have to pick who we're starting with. Who won that last point? Howard. So we'll start with Ricky. Chow Flap suggested never ending story. So you need something that ends in never or begins with story.
Starting point is 00:50:51 The story of us. Of us. Alright, Kate. Something that begins in us, which I don't think there is anything that does that. Or ends with never. Never say Never? Yes, James Bond.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Nice. That's a Justin Bieber movie. Justin Bieber. Oh, yeah, yeah. Biebs. That's straight Biebs. Yeah, close. What was the James Bond movie?
Starting point is 00:51:18 Never Say Never Again? Never Say Never made me cry. Not Never Say Die. Yes, it is. Never Say Never. Again, yeah. Never say never again. Okay, so we've got the Justin Bieber story, never say never ending story
Starting point is 00:51:31 of Us. And then we come down here to Kulop. Now you need another movie that ends in never. Us you will suspects. What did you say? That's a good one. I have an accent. I'm not from here.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I just checked backstage. I just checked backstage and they say no. But nice try. Us, usual suspects. All right, Howard. U.S. Marshals. Story of us Marshals. That'd be a great movie, Us Marshals.
Starting point is 00:52:12 We're a bunch of marshals. Helping out the world. Is that legal or should I try for a real answer? Try for a real one. What's the other side of it? Never. Blank never. Or us something.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Never never. Okay, Howard's out. Can I just say something real quick? I think that woman there should be out of the doghouse by now. Let's welcome her back in. The one who shouted out. Because I know it is tough. Once I get kicked out,
Starting point is 00:52:46 I really still want to play. She doesn't get to play at all. Give her a big round of applause. Okay, now I have to say something. Your audience doesn't get to play. You'll get involved later. Ricky? I got nothing.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Who came up with story of... I did. You did story of us? Us, yeah. And who said never say never? Kate did. I did. So Kate is our winner.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Yay! Kate! Gooch! Never say never ending story of us So we're going to start with Kate When we play the Leonard Maltin game And did anybody bring any name tags? Oh man
Starting point is 00:53:33 Look at all the name tags Look at Danny Front row Danny Is that food? Those are like cupcakes Oh clever The girls sitting on the floor have a name tag. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:53:48 There's a cake over there. Can I go get things? Cake McEuchie would enjoy that. Oh my gosh. There's a guy who's got a light up thing going on. There's a lot of good ones. I think there's a Freddy doll. So everyone please go into the audience
Starting point is 00:54:04 and select who you'd like to play for. Wow. Pick a name tag, and then we will play the Leonard Maltin game. How are we doing on time? Oh, we're doing great on time. This is coming together beautifully. L.A. friends, do please come to the Benson Interruption Taping Monday night February 20th at Meltdown Comics. It's only 10 bucks
Starting point is 00:54:29 to get in. Oh, that is a lovely, lovely cake that says Elizabeth loves Doug. Or a reasonable likeness of me. Paula made out of...
Starting point is 00:54:47 What are those, Starburst? Paula out of Starburst. That is genius. Starburst, good stuff. Thanks for Paula. Howard is set with Starburst for the rest of his time in Canada. I just want to eat this cake.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Go for it. What flavor is the cake? Chocolate cake. Let's do it. Let's dig into it. That's cool with the picture. Take a pinch of cake. Oh, it's good.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Good job. I'm going to need a Starburst then. What flavor is the stubble on my face? What is... You have a Freddy Kr, then. What flavor is the stubble on my face? What is... You have a Freddy Krueger. What is he... I can't tell what he's saying. He's not as articulate as Galactus.
Starting point is 00:55:43 The Freddy Krueger doll is hard to understand and then it's not even a guy named Freddy he has a sign on his sweater that says I'm with Caleb you couldn't find a Caleb Krueger doll? but that's awesome oh don't scare people with a cool op it's like dancing with the stars
Starting point is 00:56:02 cool op why did you say that? and then Kate picked a big green sign That says Danny on it And Danny is written in film strips From the movie Signs, is that what you said? Oh, it's the movie Signs Hang on you guys, I want to watch the movie Oh my god, that girl has a lot of water glasses
Starting point is 00:56:23 All over the house And why does it say your name is pronounced Danny? Oh my god, that girl has a lot of water glasses all over the house. And why does it say your name is pronounced Danny? Just for fun? Alright, shut up. Alright, so Kate is playing for Danny. Ricky is playing for Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Oh, that must be a nightmare for you. No one's ever going to say that right the first time. Just change it to Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Oh, that must be a nightmare for you. No one's ever going to say that right the first time. Just change it to Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth. And I bet when people say it, you're like, no, it's Elizabeth. Like, they're the asshole. Don't applaud that. You're nice.
Starting point is 00:57:07 You're Canadians. Doug, can I draw something to your attention? Maybe not. Don't say what it says on the back because they're telling me who to call a shithead if you lose, so don't give that away. Okay, sorry. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Now everybody's looking at the back of their things. That's the only one, I think, that has the shithead on the back. Oh, and Danny did it too, so don't say it. I'll say it. Kate can't say that person is a shithead. I saw it on her face. I'll say it if you win. No, I'll say it at the end of the show if Kate doesn't win.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Yeah, that's the idea. All right. Where are we? What's happening? Oh, thank you. You're just like the L.A. crowd. You are on it. Oh, let's play Leonard Moulton now.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Now that you picked the name tags and now that we've got everything. And Kate was the winner, so she gets to go first. Okay. And then we'll come over to Ricky we'll go Ricky then Howard so get ready Howard I am ready wait cool cool up wants to eat Paula of course you know yeah everybody have a starburst and then we won't we won't know the name anymore if you remove it. Okay, so Howard is now playing for Plo.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Thank you, Howard. Alright, here we go. Kate gets to pick a category. We just got through Valentine's Day. We lived through it. So a category that was suggested to me is Blue Valentine. We just got through Valentine's Day. We lived through it. We did. Yeah. So a category that was suggested to me is Blue Valentine. Classic, speaking of Ryan Gosling.
Starting point is 00:58:56 But this is movies where either Blue or Valentine is in the title. Oh. Yeah. Or celebrating a birthday today on the 17th of Feb is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yeah, a very talented young actor from the aforementioned 50-50. So movies featuring him. Or at Randy Larson suggested on Twitter, Colk Fiction. And Colk Fiction is movies with Macaulay, Rory, or Kieran Kulkin.
Starting point is 00:59:27 That's a great one. That's a really good one. So which one of those would you like to play, Kate? I'd like to go with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Okay. This is a Joseph Gordon... This is a Gorzen Zorfus-Levitt movie from 2009. I got it.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Oh, hang on, dude. You'll get your chance. Leonard Malden gives it two and a half stars, Kate. He says this movie is mercilessly violent and that Brendan
Starting point is 01:00:03 Fraser appears unbilled. Oh, shit. Yeah, when does that ever happen? Oh, God. Wow. He's usually the top-billed person. Two and a half stars from the year 2009, and there are 12 names listed.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Don't help out, audience, or suggest anything. 12 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Kate Micucci, former Tournament of Champions. Let's say eight. The participant? She says eight. We go to Ricky.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Name that movie. Wow. Oh, shit. You guys really know. You two really know each other. So Ricky's really throwing it down right away. It was nice knowing everybody. No, okay.
Starting point is 01:00:47 There we go. Your eight names are Dennis Quaid, Saeed Taghamoulai, I think, Kevin J. O'Connor, Christopher Eccleston, Jonathan Price, the aforementioned Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Brian Hung Lee, and Rachel Nichols are your eight names. Jeez Louise. That is not one of the names.
Starting point is 01:01:26 The star is shining in the winter sky. It was exciting. I tried to get, Rachel Nichols is in Canada, Vancouver, filming a movie, and I tried to get her to, you know,
Starting point is 01:01:40 come participate in the show tomorrow, tomorrow's show, but she's going to that Canucks-Leafs game. So yeah, so it's funny that she came up. But so what was your weird guess? The stars shining in the winter sky. Ricky gets a point, everybody. The movie's called G.I. Joe, The Rise of Cobra.
Starting point is 01:02:06 We were just talking about that in the car about Rachel Nichols I was like she's gonna get it but I didn't say in the car that she was in G.I. Joe or did I? yes you did but I didn't say that whole weird title who knows it's called The Rise of Colors The Rise of Colors?
Starting point is 01:02:21 The Rise of Colored People no it's it's The Rise of Cobra The Rise of Cobra and No, it's... It's the rise of Cobra. The rise of Cobra. I mispronounced it because I'm... You know how I am. All right, so Ricky got the point. And who...
Starting point is 01:02:36 You challenged? I challenged... You challenged Kate? Yeah, yeah. All right, so that means we're going to start with... Howard. And we'll move towards Kulop, going the opposite direction. Howard, would you like the category?
Starting point is 01:02:51 Our friend from the show, Jerry O'Connell, is celebrating a birthday today. He's in New York City preparing in a play called Seminar with Hans Gruber. Mr. O'Connor? Alan Rickman, of course. Or would you like the number one movie, this is the King of Pancakes category, the number one movie five years ago to this very day, or a film with four letters in the title,
Starting point is 01:03:23 like SWAT, Paul, Milk, Spun, but none of those. Which one would you like, Howard? I want that last one with the four letters. Four letters in the title of this movie. There's multiple choices here, so you get to pick the year. Would you like a four-letter movie from 2004 or 2001? 2001. You got it.
Starting point is 01:03:45 This is a four-letter word. Bless you, sneezing audience member. Two stars from Leonard from 2001. He calls this movie episodic, and he also says that the only problem is finding a reason to care about the main character. He couldn't find a reason to care. And it's episodic, and it's from 2001,
Starting point is 01:04:10 has four letters in the title, and there are 13 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Howard Kramer. Nine. It's a smart opening bid. And we go to Kulop. Name that movie.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Wow. Oh, man. People fucking throwing down the name-its. Well, she knows he doesn't watch movies. She does know that about him, yes. But he gets nine names? What month did it come out? It came out in the month of 2001.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Damn it. like I said episodic and the hard to care about the main character who of course that actor or actress will not be mentioned because you only get nine names but here we go let's see how you do your nine names are Bob Goldthwait
Starting point is 01:05:02 Noah Emmerich Emma Roberts, Ethan Suplee, Cliff, former guest on the show, Cliff Curtis, Max Perlick, Jordi Mola. Is that nine yet? Is that seven? Rachel Griffiths and Ray Liotta, the great Ray Liotta. So that leaves only four more names. Probably names that would be more helpful.
Starting point is 01:05:26 What do you think, Howard? Any idea? Or do we give the point to Kulop? You could, of course, just name a movie with four letters in the title, hoping that that would be the right one. That's what I'm going to do. What's a movie with four letters in the title? Beef. It's What's for Dinner.
Starting point is 01:05:50 Yeah. And it's not the right answer. Kulab gets the point. And the correct answer is Blow. Oh. Blow. Bobcat Gorthway was in Blow? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:03 What'd he do? He's the guy trying to buy some Blow he did some Blow from Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz and Franca Potente from Lola Run and Paul Peewee
Starting point is 01:06:18 Herman Rubens are the other cast members I recommend that movie I think it's an interesting movie. Okay, so that being said, Cuckoo gets the point, and Howard, she challenged Howard, so we'll start down on the other end there with Kate, and then we'll move to Ricky.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Kate gets to pick a category. Would you like a movie? Or does Kulop get to pick? No, it is me. Kulop doesn't. No. Isn't she out? Who's out? Who's out?
Starting point is 01:06:45 Nobody's out. Oh. I guess I forgot how to play this. Yeah. It happens to the best of everyone. This is a game that only I know how it's played. I think you don't remember how it's played. So, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:02 So, we'll start with Kate. Okey-doke. And then go to Ricky. And, yeah, so we'll start with Kate. Okey-doke. And then go to Ricky. And, Kate, you get to pick a category. Would you like three letters? That's movies with three letters in the title. Okay. I'd give you examples, but I don't want to give away the right one.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Darshi Blows, which is movies that feature, at one point or another in the film, a blowjob sequence. I know, that narrows it down considerably. There's not enough blowjobs in American movies, if you ask me. Canadian movies are full of them. And then, based on a two-story, which
Starting point is 01:07:42 is movies with the word house in the title. Based on a two story. Two story. I get it. Let's do the house one. Okay, house it is. This house movie is from 2009.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Leonard Walton gives it two and a half stars. He says it's the story of a college sophomore and that the director of the film also scripted it and edited it and there are six names and no one on this stage is going to know
Starting point is 01:08:16 this movie is my prediction yeah so it's a tough one how many names do you think you can get it in I don't know six you gotta that's the in? I don't know. Six? You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 01:08:29 That's the bid if you don't know. Name that movie. I see a pattern here. Okay. Ricky wants to take this shit down right now. All right. Good luck, Kate. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I'll say once again, it's about a college sophomore, and the director also scripted and edited the movie. What year was it? 2009. And also, Howard, you don't have to worry about it. Just trying to exercise my mind. Two and a half stars. Two and a half stars. Two and a half stars.
Starting point is 01:09:10 And your six names are, and again, I'll remind the audience, please don't yell out if you know it. A.J. Bowen, D. Wallace, formerly D. Wallace Stone, now she's just D. Wallace, Greta Gerwig, Mary Woronov, Tom Noonan, and Jocelyn Donahue. What movie do you think this is with the word house in the title? The House Bunny. That is a terrific guess.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Thank you. I think Anna Faris would have been one of the six names I know Aswood, Catherine McPhee and all those other people that were in that Owen Benjamin I'm just naming other people in the house Bunny that's okay I knew going into this
Starting point is 01:10:02 this was a tough one and I appreciate you giving it an effort but directed by a former guest on the show and hopefully a guest again after this incident Ty West the movie is called The House of the Devil House of the Devil
Starting point is 01:10:18 and that means that Ricky Lindholm is our winner Ricky Congratulations Ricky did it Congratulations Ricky Lindholm is our winner. Ricky! Congratulations. Taking it down. Ricky did it. Congratulations. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Where's Elizabeth? Come on up here and get your prizes. Let's hear it for Elizabeth, everybody. Yeah. Cake for a cake. I'm sure you already have this month's Ebony magazine, but congratulations. And enjoy the cake.
Starting point is 01:10:49 The cake that says you're welcome. Now, you have an option. You can just take the cake out of the wrapping and throw it at Howard if you'd like. Oh, my God. Have you ever had a cake thrown at you? Yes, I did. Ricky's about to do it with her cake.
Starting point is 01:11:05 It's a big cake night. Thank you so much for playing and winning. Congratulations. Congratulations. Elizabeth took it down. And now, where's Caleb at? With the Freddy Krueger doll. Come on up here, Caleb, because I'm going to get who you'd like me to call a
Starting point is 01:11:27 shithead here at the end of the show. Oh, you're supposed to think of one? You got one? What do you mean you're the only one? We're going to get another person. There's more than one loser. But here, just write it down here on the top of this white piece of paper. Just anyone that you want me to call a shithead. I know, you know, as a Canadian, you probably don't have a lot of anger towards any particular politician or group of people or anything. Oh, my, really?
Starting point is 01:11:59 Okay, that's a friend. They'll get a kick out of it. All right, congratulations on that. Do you want your doll back? Yeah. You have to have your inarticulate doll back. In case Galactus shows up. And who were you playing for?
Starting point is 01:12:15 Oh, you've got it written on the back there, Howard. So I'll just take that from you for a second. Sorry, Paula. You'll get to still enjoy all these delicious Starbursts. And by the way, Starbursts is not a promoter of this show. And so I am free to say that Starbursts tastes like fucking bullshit. I actually like Starbursts. Starbursts are good.
Starting point is 01:12:39 I like them. They're delicious. And Kate, Danny wrote the name on the back of his, right? Yep. So I can remember that one I can totally remember that one Do you guys have anything you want to plug before we go? Starting with Kate McEuchie down there on the end
Starting point is 01:12:56 Can we say Ricky and I have an album coming out on Tuesday Oh nice! Congratulations What's that album called? It's. Slippery When Moist. Oh, nice. Congratulations. What's that album called? It's called Slippery When Moist. Yeah. And it's all about cake.
Starting point is 01:13:14 It's just like the cake from Elisabeth. Slippery When Moist. Moist is funny. It is. I wanted to call it Best Friends Forever. That's real. Wow, I can't believe you lost out to the funny title for your comedy album. That is cute, though.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Maybe the next one. We'll see if you remain best friends. Then we'll figure it out. So, Zed, do you have the same plug, Ricky, or do you have anything else going on uh my podcast comes out every tuesday it's called making it it's on nerdist yeah check it out i have an episode with doug benson it's really i was on it very disappointed because she's like would you will you do making it with ricky lynn home i was like i will make it with ricky lynn
Starting point is 01:13:59 home she's like no we're just going to talk about your success in life. And... Because seriously, you guys, I've succeeded in life because I'm high right now. Doing my job high out of my mind. But thanks for having me on there, Ricky, and check it out. It's called Making It with Ricky Lindholm. And of course, Howard Kramer and Kulop Are the co-hosts of Who Charted Who Charted
Starting point is 01:14:27 Every Wednesday morning Every Wednesday Earwolf.com And then we have a second show every Friday That we just started doing called Two Charted Two Charted What? Two Charted
Starting point is 01:14:41 Two Charted Just the two of us? Two Charted No guess Two charted? Two charted. What the fuck is this? Just the two of us? Two charted. Two charted. No guess. No guess. Just the two of you. We do charts.
Starting point is 01:14:50 We do quizzes. For instance, does anyone know where the album Slippery When Wet was recorded? Where was it recorded? What city? Vancouver, Canada. We do it better than that. Wow, that's kind of a fucking softball. Like, why didn't you go with something harder?
Starting point is 01:15:07 Like, where are we now? Granville. I got it. All right, so listen to Who Charted and Too Charted, and Howard's probably out on the road doing comedy and stuff. I got shows. We're going to do shows at South by Southwest. I'll be doing stand-up
Starting point is 01:15:26 at Sasquatch if you want to drive down there. And what else? You have a website. A website. Triple dub H Kramer dot com. Pick that up. Buy some stuff. Twitter. Cool up. At cool up. At H Kramer.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Right. Yep. That's us. Okay. And if you're in the la area come see me and brendan walsh do stand-up comedy uh at uh nerd melt the meltdown comics uh has a thing in the back called nerd melt based on uh chris hardwick's industry of nerd nerd stuff. And we'll be doing that on Saturday, February 25th at 4.20. Once again, let's hear it for my guests. Thank you, Vancouver. Good luck, Delisac.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Howard Kramer. Ricky Lindholm. And Kate McEuchie. And thank you guys so much for coming out. I'm so happy so many people came to this. We added this show in yesterday, tomorrow's show, yesterday's.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Tomorrow's show sold out, so we added this one, and I appreciate all you guys coming out for it. And as always, Taylor Mapins is a shithead. Jaleel White is a shithead. Jaleel White is a shithead. And, keeping to an odd theme, Betty White is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Rise up both his viewing powers, makes it cocky.
Starting point is 01:17:02 There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies

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