Doug Loves Movies - Ike Barinholtz, Dave Foley, Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino guest

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azepam or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. That's not the right time for it. Coming to you once again from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on Franklin Avenue in Los Angeles! Los Angeles!

I love that the Dodgers were in the World Series, but I also love that there wasn't a game tonight. It's Tuesday. That's why we're packed! It's Tuesday, October 30th, 2018, the night before Halloween,

so I want to see some scary name tags. Are there any scary ones? That's not scary. That's not scary. Oh, that's scary. A night mark on Elm Street with a big scary Freddy Krueger face on it. Pris, pris, bang, bang.

Not scary. You should take that one to the Not Scary Farm. Come on, you guys. Where's this lady going? She doesn't have a scary name tag. Alright, what's making the noise? There's a name tag that's making a noise, right?

That was just in my head? Oh shit I swear to god, somebody had a name tag It sounded like when I was talking toothbrushes or something But anyway, good Good luck to all of you My money's on a night mark on Elm Street

That's my That's the scariest one. Doug plugs, tomorrow night, tonight, if you're listening today, if you're listening on Halloween, two shows at the San Francisco Punchline. This Saturday, November 3rd, Doug Loves Movies comes for the first time to the Comedy Cellar at the Rio Hotel

in Las Vegas at 420. Thursday, November 8th, I'm doing stand-up at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. Bring a name tag for a chance. Oh, you might get to be a guest on stage for Doug Loves Movies at the Improv in Tempe, Arizona

on Saturday, November 10th at 420. For all my dates and deets and links, oh my, go to Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com Yeah! See, that's where the

caca goes. Prize bag tonight includes this Taylor Swift box. Taylor Swift's box, I should say. Check it out. You open it up and it... Wait. Do it.

She tells you all about how excited she is that you're coming to see her tour. She's like, I'm playing stadiums, but you're the only person that matters to me. I have a special connection with you because I sent you my box. My Pandora's box of surprises. At first you it up it's like oh this is neat and then and then there's acrimony and backstabbing

and snakes you guys I am not opening it up completely there's snakes in there so somebody's gonna win that tonight. And also, spoiler, I still have one more to give away on a future episode. So, yeah, if you really want one of these Taylor Swift boxes, you've got to keep coming to the show. I've got a Douglas Movies T-shirt, some condiments, Sir Kensington's condiments from the airline I fly on. And Doug loves movies.

Sticker. Oh, a sticker that says riff tracks on it. They're cool. And this is super important. Wait, one thing that's not. A magnet that says Lagunitas Company Brewing. Excuse me. Brewing company.

Oh, it's a magnet so it's stuck right to this table. Look at that. And a button that says what I hope you all can agree with. I'm voting. Let's fucking vote

you guys. I love how also people like you know people that are liberal are just like it's important you vote they're never like it's important you vote correctly which I think is what the people on the right have more of a handle on is they just say vote how

we say to vote although I did get one of those things one of those democratic party things like saying here's how you should vote on things in California did you guys although I did get one of those things, one of those Democratic Party things, like saying, here's how you should vote on things in California. Did you guys hear... What's her name? Rachel Maddow. She said California is extra super important

that we vote. I don't know why. All right. But she said it, so I'm like, okay, I'm still going to vote. I don't know why. Alright. But she said it, so I'm like, okay, I'm still going to vote. Thanks for the reminder, Rachel Maddow. All that is in

the prize bag, plus stuff brought by my guests. You can see we have an interesting configuration on stage tonight, including a keyboard. And we'll find out more about that in a moment. Please give it up for Jessica McKenna, Zach Rayno, Dave Foley, and Ike Barinholtz.

Thank you. pop right in here buddy yeah so Canadian of you to ask if there's assigned seats such a such a sweet, sweet man. I'm American. I sit where I want. Right?

That's what I do. I sit where I fucking please. I envy America. Do you still? Yeah. Really? Still? Yeah.

Well, no. No. Yeah. That's what I thought. I wasn't thinking clearly. But now that, no. You remember the last two years. I was trying not to think about it.

Yeah. You guys have a hot president. We have the least hot president. You guys have the hottest. So have you seen Trudeau's abs? Yeah, I have seen Trudeau's abs. They're awesome, yeah. Yeah, they're good?

Yeah. You could take Trudeau and you could just hide him underneath one of Trump's boobs. Yeah, you could. Our president has huge tits. Yeah. He's our biggest titted president. Taft had big tits.

Right, I was going to say Taft, dude. Everyone's always like, what about Taft? Fucking Taft is huge. Trump's got bigger tits. He was big. Full Ds. He's a full D cup. I don't know.

This is going to be all his political science stuff. Yeah, Trump loves the word huge so much, he should say, I'm the hugest president. I'm the hugest president of all time. My tits are huge. Huge. All right, you guys. This is too much politics.

Yes. Let's, you guys. This is too much politics. Yes. Let's talk about China. No, let's meet my guests individually, starting with the two guests who politely not said a word so far. It's Jessica McKenna and Zach Reno, everybody. Hello. Hello. Said no words and then said a word together.

Yeah. Thank you for talking to the two of us individually. Well, I want to meet you individually, starting with the two of you, because you both have a podcast together. As much as I love an I Can Dave podcast, your podcast exists, and I love it. And it's called Off Book

and it's oh oh now we get it that was an orgy I was so mad at you for bringing me to Doug's show I really enjoyed that deeply and also shocked that

they've never looked at a photo yeah that's what happens that's the world of podcasting people don't know Deeply, and also shocked that they've never looked at a photo. Yeah, that's what happens. Thank you for that gasp. That's the world of podcasting. People don't know what we look like. I thought you were an Asian woman. It happened. So that was my attempt at sounding, anyway.

I was an Asian woman? Yeah, that was it. at sounding... Anyway. That was an Asian woman? Yeah. That was it. They love saying that. It happened. See, it could be a catchphrase. All right. But let's say hi to them again.

Hi. Hi. First time guests on the show. And brought along your keyboard player, which I very much appreciate. This is Scott Passarello on the keys. Yeah, come on. And he'll be chiming in as the two of you will be

musically throughout the proceedings tonight. That's the real reason we didn't speak, because normally we only sing. Yeah, that's your thing, so wait and do that or talk whatever you guys want to do throughout the entire show but i'm just so excited because i i just love what you do i i love musicals and i love uh that you just make one up in uh in every episode and that uh you know that you're so damn good at it. Wow, that's so nice.

I like that the getting to know you section is just a compliment. What a great time. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, I know Jessica's got a tight schedule. She has to go paint a house. But I'm very excited to have you guys here. Is it because I have a white hat?

Yeah, but you look like you have a white hat. This went from compliment to roast like that? Yeah, well, because... They're an amazing town. What are these fucking jeans you're wearing? I thought she was saying I was overdoing the compliments, so... No, I love getting boom roasted.

I just didn't get it. White hat? Is that because I feel like... Well, Zach is up for the part of Kaniki in Greece, so he's excited. There you go. I mean, I don't know. It's an audio podcast, so anything that gets a laugh

sounds accurate. For the listener, I'm wearing burgundy pants, which I don't associate with a painter's uniform, but I am wearing a white hat. You're wearing a Harry Potter sweater. And a Hogwarts cardigan. Burgundy pants. What are you, extra and sideways too?

Boom, roasted. So listen, you guys. I'm so excited for the music. I can't wait to get to it. But let's say hi to these guys first. These non-musical guys. My keyboard player is stuck in traffic as usual. That's first-time guest Ike Barinholtz, everybody.

Thank you. Have you seen his movie, The Oaf? It's about this fool. My agents are here from UTA to represent me a fool who thinks he can convince his relatives to think the way he does politically but it's called The Oath

it's the feel bad holiday film of the year you really dive head on into what people would not think of as escapist entertainment because they're living it it's the opposite of escapist entertainment because they're, they're living it. It's the opposite of escaping. It's trapped entertainment.

Yeah. It's like, it's an escape room of entertainment. Like you should, you should lock the doors at every screening of this film. You're not going anywhere. It's a, you gotta figure a way out.

We tried that at a screening in Atlanta. There was a fire in the theater and I'm in a pretty big lawsuit. Dozens dead. dead no i'm joking no that's a fucking joke i would never lock people in a theater not a burning theater not any theater oh i'm not locking anyone in anything okay this is america but the movie's playing in theaters now and it's totally unlocked you could go if you have to go pee or get a drink or fucking take a phone call, get up and leave. It's fine.

All right. All right. Tiffany Haddish. She's in it. That's right. America's sweetheart. She's amazing. She's on fire.

She's in everything right now. She's in a Tyler Perry movie. Me and Tyler Perry are the same. We're the same person. And we're best friends. Why didn't you call it Tyler Perry's The Oath? Hindsight is a real...

I should've. Or it could've been called The Purge 4, the colon, the oath. It's very purgy. It's like the prequel to The Purge. Yeah. It's like before

they decided to kill everyone. It's the purge of words. It's the purge of words. It's really agy. It's like the prequel to the prequel to The Purge. Yeah. Yeah. It's like before they decided to kill everyone. It's The Purge of Words. It's The Purge of Words. It's really A Purge of Feelings. Yes. Yes. Oh, I should have called it The Purge of Feelings. That'd be good.

That would have been a great title. Tiffany Hash in The Purge of Feelings. Yeah, that would have sold a million tickets. It would have. Next time. Instead, you had to settle for 900,000 and I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the numbers. That'd be great. But

thanks for being here, dude. Thanks for having me. I listen to the podcast at home on my mobile device. Yeah. That's true. That's very exciting to me because most people don't. You know who doesn't listen to the show ever? Who? Dave Foley is here, everybody. Oh, no, he does. Heley is here, everybody. No, he does.

He does. Hello, everybody. You're not a podcast listener. I'm an occasional podcast listener. Yeah, what do you listen to when you listen to podcasts? I don't listen to podcasts. No, I... Here's...

Remember that whole Night Vale craze? Yes I listened to those What was Night Vale? It was a podcast The sci-fi radio show Can we listen to it right now? So I have some context

For a long time it was the number one comedy podcast I never heard a single quotation of a joke from it. Or felt an urge to laugh for listening to it? Well, I never listened to it, but I hear they did a good job, and rest in peace. Is this still a thing? Very much still a thing. Oh, it's still a thing. It's still a thing?

Well, then five more years! Does listening to Science Friday as a podcast count? What? Science Fridays. What's Science Friday? Every Friday, Ira Flato on NPR hosts like a three-hour science show. Stop making up words. So I listen to Ira Flato.

I remember this kid in the hall sketch. I remember this one. Bruce McCullough was... Yeah. Does he wear a lab coat? Who? Bruce McCullough? No.

Ira Flato. Ira Flato, yes. If it pleases you. Oh, it does very much. Then yes, he wears a lab coat. That's my fetish. All right, well, it's great to have all of you here. And I would like now to turn to the cast of Off Book

for some sort of number establishing their presence and everyone else's presence here. Sure. This is a song about how sexy lab coats are. Got to the office. It was a hospital situation. I saw a man walking down the hall to me. He's a doctor.

That's his vocation. And I think, ooh, you're a normal man, and you don't want to gloat. But damn, boy, I love the way you fill out that lab coat. You're wearing a stethoscope hanging around your shoulders. But if it was on a regular suit You wouldn't feel like you were so bolder

But now that you have it On that white background You're the most authoritative person I can find around You fill out that lab coat And I want you to take it off but you fill out that lab coat. I'm gonna turn my head and cough while you touch my bones. This is not a joke. I love you and the way you fill up that lamp Coat

All right, we can do better. Ready, Dave? Hit it, Scott. Okay. gotten yeah he will yeah i think he will he will play yeah and we will do something that isn't even close to singing oh that'd be so much fun what about about... So was that a lucky break for you, Dave? That there weren't songs in a bug's life? Uh-oh.

It was a lucky break for songs. Songs were so grateful. Mm-hmm. All right. We got a prize bag to give away tonight. Already? And, I mean, I don't even know. Already I've brought this Taylor Swift box,

so I don't even know if it really counts as a bag. Dave, you brought some sort of decorated box that like, if you left that in a train or airport just sitting on its own, that place would get shut down for hours.

What is this? This is an actual crate. This was sent to CNN earlier today. This is a cardboard crate with a beautiful golden ribbon on the top. Filled with my movie, The Wrong Guy DVDs. A movie that I made many years ago that was never released.

And as a result, this crate of DVDs has been in my garage for 18 years. And it is covered in authentic garage dust. Yeah, and it's actual DVDs. I'm going to hang on to one.

This podcast, by the way, is a godsend for my wife. She's like, get the shit out of here. My wife. So, from the film Barack. Remember Barack. All right, so, I mean, how many do you think are in this box? I don't know, 50? Is there, okay.

Can I just point out backstage, I said to him, I go, oh, is that, because you can see it's Dave and he's in some kind of a police lineup. And I go, is that Bobby Cannavale? And he goes, no, these are just all extras. They were the extras on the cover. Yeah, well. That's at the top of one of these guys' resume.

Dude looking down on the cover of one of these guys' resume. Dude looking down on the cover of the wrong guy. Like, who looks down in the fucking police lineup? That's not fair. That's not the photo they used. Oh, I see. Like, the actual lineup.

They were like, everyone look eyes forward. You see, in the movie, well, remember there was that Usual Suspects movie that got released? And so the marketing people thought, well, let's put on,

make it look like that movie that people already liked. Well, you lucked out that they didn't put Kevin Spacey on here. Yeah. I'd take him over Stephen Baldwin still. Unfortunately, he is in a bug's life.

Right? Yeah, he is the bad bug. He is a true villain. He does get eaten by a bird at the end, though. He does. If you haven't seen it yet. But there's an ad take where he rapes the bird. There is.

I didn't rate the fucking movie. it yet but there's an ad take where he rapes the bird there is yeah which is i didn't write the movie it's not talk to john lassiter it's not so much a rape he just said look you want to keep your job bird wow this is can we sing a song about how we wish this didn't happen i like it. I think we should take that back, the point where we made light of the pain of a victim. I think we should take it back,

especially since this is recorded for all posterity. We formally take it back. At least I do. The only woman on the stage. We take that back. So save your rage. Thank you.

That was the most pleasant disclaimer ever. Although I'm pretty sure Spacey never molested a woman. Yeah, no. Ladies, sit this one out. We take that back for all victims who are men. Men can also be victims Statistically though, let's be real Mostly women

What'd you bring for the prize bag, Ike? Oh, what did I bring? Half-drunk can of beer. I brought a half beer. I brought a nice tote bag from the ACLU of Ohio. Oh! That's the best one. That is the best one.

They're the best. The best. And I get a lot of free stuff from Adidas because I won the bronze medal for gymnastics in 2004. I was on mad TV then. See, if you were Canadian, you'd be a hero for life. No, I do get a bunch of free shit from them. And they sent me this a week ago.

And what this is, is it's a nice parka. It's very, it's like, it's weatherproof, and you can walk or run in it. And it's from S-C-L-S-U. Does anyone know what movie S-C-L-S-U is from? Waterboy. Waterboy! Get out. You're right.

It's from the Waterboy. But you'd like that gentleman to leave? No, I was joking. I wanted to stay. But anyone who knows the water boy that fast, I don't know. Don't get out, but go to the sunken place. Yeah. I don't know why they sent this to me now.

Maybe it's the 22nd anniversary of the film. Yeah, there might be some landmark. But this is a nice thing. It's never been worn. The price tag's on. It's a hundred bucks. It's probably the most anyone's ever given a gift. It isn't, but it's still very generous. It's really nice. And fun, fun fact.

I have a hat that goes with it that kind of matches. Imagine if you saw me in L.A. while you're wearing the jacket and I was wearing the hat. What a great icebreaker. But don't talk to me. It's yours if you win the prize with the ACLU bag.

Oh, that's fantastic. I just want to point out, I think even if we value these at $2 a piece, I'm at $100. Yeah, there you go. See, even if we value them at $2 a piece.

$2. It's a very funny film. I saw it projected on an actual theater screen. You say it like you're an old man in a sci-fi movie. Well, I mean, because it didn't happen much, right? No, it did not. It only happened to invited audiences. Yeah, I was invited audiences yeah I enjoyed it

yeah it was a good time so whoever wins it this box of wrong guy one of those movies you want to watch over and over if you're anything like me you don't want to watch the same DVD So you watch it, you pop it. That's a good point. Keep it real fresh. Or this is a great... Throw out the old one. Throw them out your car window.

I don't know about you guys, I'm always tipping around the holidays. What a great tip. My postcard. Postal carrier. Good job this year. Hey. There you go.

I know you can't feed your family with this, but it's an underrated gem. with this but it's an underrated gem. Jess what do you got for the bag? Well we sort of collaborated on this and it reflects the fact that we're improvisers and podcasters and not in movies but so we have I have a tote bag from the the festival we played this past weekend in D.C. and then a self-promotional off-book enamel pin. Oh, I like that. I might hang on to that for myself.

Can I just say, this tote bag, I can tell, this is the perfect thing to hold your plums at a farmer's market. That could fit up to, oh, 30 plums. Thank you for noticing. It is a plum bag. It's a great plum bag. It's a good plum bag or pluots. And we also have this Space Cat T-shirt,

which is very good. It's from the Station Theater in Houston, Texas. And we were like, at first we were like, yeah, we're really into this shirt. And then we were like, we can't walk around with anything that says improv sketch comedy on it. Because we do it, but you can.

If you don't do it. And you will if you win it. Also, it has real cat hair from my cat on it. So in that way, it's... The thing is the thing, you know? Yeah. So all this and more could be yours. Well, what if the Home Shopping Network

did a musical number about all the stuff that somebody could potentially win tonight here on Doug Holtz Movies? What would that be like? Hi! We only have 35 more seconds to sell these 99 units. I can't believe you're awake at 4.45 in the morning. But since you are... What if your shirt could make you sneeze?

If you have allergies, this one can if you're allergic to cats. Also, this box can make you sneeze. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very, very long time. It's been in the garage for a very, very, very, very, very, very long time. could make you sneeze if you have allergies. This one can if you're allergic to cats. Also, this box can make you sneeze.

It's been in the garage for a very, very, very long time. Also, this bag is from a specific state. The ACLU, oh, oh, it's still great, but really we need Taylor Swift's big box. And the best part is, all of it's worth exactly $100. Each item specifically is worth exactly $100. But oddly enough, when you combine them,

it's still worth $100. Any way you stack it, $100. $100. I know. They make me feel not talented. I know. My admiration is on the cusp of hatred. Yeah, I'm not thrilled.

That's okay. Both of you make us feel unemployed. Yeah. So the grass is always greener. Wouldn't it be fun to be able to sing songs but then also rent? Own a home ever. Let's sing some songs from rent.

Will I lose my... I went real sad right away. Sing some songs from Rent. Something about Santa Fe. I went real sad right away. I'm going to watch the shit out of that Rent on TV thing. Me too. Rent Live. I haven't seen the classic film version. I've never seen the stage play. I haven't seen that either.

I've never seen any of it. I know nothing from Rent. Have you seen La Boheme? know nothing from Red. All right. Have you seen La Boheme? Yes, every morning. Same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing. Most people have seen La Boheme. La Boheme, obviously.

I'm a huge opera buff. We'll be back with more of Doug Lowe's opera. Never. Never. So this is the part of the show where I say, let the games begin! Oh. People made name tags.

Not a lot of them, but some people just are running from the building. You might want to participate. I'm just grabbing a beer. Grab a beer, but on your way back from grabbing a beer. Grab a beer, but on your way back from grabbing a beer, grab a name tag.

Or either way, on the way to getting a beer. However you want to do it. But yeah, you guys, just pick whoever you'd like to play on behalf of. Oh, we all do it. By physically grabbing a name tag from somebody. There's a really big sick poster

over there. Everybody gets one. Jess and Zach and everybody. But while you guys figure this out and while Ike's getting a beer, we'll take a brief commercial message. We'll be right back.

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This says Pris Pris Bang Bang. And your name is Pris? Yes. Priscilla? Yes. Okay. You didn't put a shithead on the back? What? Here, just in case. write something down on the back there all right what do you got there ike i have glenn carrey

glenn ross and what they've done is they've taken the poster for the film glenn garrett glenn ross and you could see they got al pacino alec baldwin, the great Jack Lemmon, and then I'm assuming Glenn and Carrie. Is that right? Doug. And me. Wait, I'm on there. Oh, there's Doug. Wait, hold on.

I'm sorry. Now I'm confused. So is one of you Glenn and one of you is Carrie? I'm just Carrie. She's just Carrie. Oh, so Glenn is just to pay off the name. Hey, you brought me candy. That's why I picked you.

You guys want a candy bar? Yeah. Yeah, what kind of candy. That's why I picked you. Do you guys want a candy bar? Yeah. Yeah, what kind of candy did you get there? Is this like weed? Is this from Med Men? No? Great. I would love the Kit Kat, but I have another Kit Kat.

I got a peanut M&M. Can I get the M&Ms? Plain or peanut? Peanut. There we go. I'll go Reese's if you could tell us. Thank you for not saying Reese's. I'll take that York. The could. Thank you for not saying Reese's. Did you take that York?

The York. Oh, the York. I was wondering who was going to take the York. I got Almond Joy, Plain M&M's, and one more Kit Kat. I have a whole bag, friend. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Hey, Scotty.

He gots his own. I got Kit Kat, Almond Joy. Yeah, he got his own. Almond Joy. It's gotten nuts. Whoa, nice pick, Scott. I guess poor people don't share. That's right.

We can't! We can't! I need these calories to last me through the winter. Eat this refined sugar to stay alive. What do you got, Jess? I got the big Sid and it's printed like so large.

Like full movie theater lobby size. It's a big poster, yeah. So I had to really appreciate that printing. When you went to Kinko's where do they sell you on the upsize? I did it at work. You did it at work? Yeah! Stick it to the man. Company resources.

Where do you work and who's your supervisor? I guess rich people are narcs. That's how we keep the machine rolling. I've got My Cousin Gosvini. It's very good. It's a very good movie. Gosvini? Yeah.

And that's the name of the person who made that? Gos? Your last name is Gosvini? Yeah. And that's the name of the person who made that? Gos? Your last name is Gosvini? Okay. That's pretty good. My cousin Gosvini. And they made you Fred Gwynn? Yeah.

Oh, he's a wonderful actor. I know, because I'm always talking about Utes. And Kumail is a juror. Is he? Yeah, he's got like, whole cast of Hammers here. Yeah, probably thought those guys are going to be here tonight. Yeah, are you bummed that we're not Garfunkel and Oates? They're a little disappointed, yeah, in this lineup.

This was kind of your wish list, and you're like, oh, fucking great, Dave Foley. He's a fucking legend! I'm kidding, no, this is great. Thank you, thank you. This is fantastic, this is fantastic. Alright, so that's who you guys are playing On behalf of We're going to play a few games here

And I'll you know I'll talk you through all of it Should be pretty easy This first game is called Swift Justice Do you have a Scott do you have like a music sting That sounds like Taylor Swift

Perfect Do you have a, Scott, do you have like a music sting that sounds like Taylor Swift? Perfect. Perfect. That sounded, it did. It did. That's what we call nailage. In this game, I will read the IMDB page description of a motion picture that the title of which is also the title of a Taylor Swift song.

Unrelated, of course, the song to the movie. You don't know that. I don't know what Taylor was thinking now that you mentioned it. Yeah, you don't. You're absolutely right. This is a song that inspired... What movie inspired Taylor

Swift to write this song? And the description of the movie, and guess as often as you like, you guys, first person to get it right is the winner of this game. A New York cop is recruited to return

to his hometown and infiltrate the mob ran by his best friend's brother. We Are the Night? Taylor Swift does not have a song called We Are the Night. Shake It Off. Taylor Swift does have a song called Shake It Off. Al Pacino in Shake It Off. Red.

Wait, that's a whole album. That's a good guess. That was a movie and it was a song. Departed. I don't know. I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Departed was Boston. We are never getting back together. That would be a weird title for that movie.

A New York cop is recruited to return to his hometown. Teardrops on my guitar. And infiltrate The mob Ran by his breast Best Oh okay hold on Can I have one more guess Ran by his tits

Bad blood That's another great guess This movie was directed By Phil Juano Oh State of Grace Oh wow Comes in with the trivia Oh that's it

Great job Ike I'm a big Phil Giuanna head. Wow. But I was wondering, congratulations, Ike, you won that game. Thank you. You get to go first in the next game, but in the meantime, I love Taylor Swift

and, I mean, it's obvious, and I was thinking that her life would make such an amazing musical. And I was wondering what the opening song would be like in Taylor Swift, the musical. One day she'll spit truths about past relationships She'll sing them from her mouth You may assume because of her country beginnings That she's born in the South

She isn't She's a Pennsylvania daughter Writing songs when she's 14 You know them, shake off, mine and also me. Taylor Swiftly transitioning from country to pop. Taylor Swiftly transitioning from country to pop. Country to pop. And if the money keeps rolling in, she'll never, never stop. Taylor Swiftly.

Transitioning from country to pop. The musical Better Life. I felt like I was in a Broadway theater. I felt like I just bought a $14 Toblerone. It's not often that musical opening numbers just kind of dictate what the whole musical's going to be about, but Hamilton did it, so we figured we're in the clear. How does a blonde little girl with some alien eyes come out and make you never compromise.

Do you like mainstream music? Well, here she's here to lose it because you're going to love it. Sorry, Kanye. All right, so Ike won that last game. That's going to derail the flow of your show. It does a little bit, but I also love it. I love a derailed flow. It's one of my favorite cocktails.

So Ike gets to go first in this next game. Then we'll go to Jess and then Zach and dave and the idea is the game is called build a title and what we're going to do is i'm going to give you the title of a movie and then you have to add another movie title to it using either the first or last word of the existing title. So, we're going to start with the classic Tom Cruise motion picture, Edge of Tomorrow.

Some people prefer to call it Live, Die, Repeat. No, I call it Edge of Tomorrow. You're a purist. It's a really good movie, by the way. It's a great movie. It's not a great title, but it's a great movie. Edge of Tomorrow is better than Live, Die, Repeat, isn't it? You think so?

Yeah. All right. Guys, stop fighting. Yeah. That's a Canadian fist bump. Yeah. When are Canadian and American going to get along? I say Live, Die, Repeat is more of a synopsis than a title.

Edge of Tomorrow. is more of a synopsis than a title. Edge of Tomorrow. Alright, so you need a movie that either ends with the word edge or begins with the word tomorrow. I'll say I'm going to go on the A side in this one and say The Razor's Edge of Tomorrow. Okay say The Razor's Edge of Tomorrow.

Okay, so Razor's Edge of Tomorrow. We take out the thes in this game. Great. Razor's Edge of Tomorrow. So, Jess, you need a movie. It begins with the word tomorrow or ends with the word razor. Tomorrow Never Dies? Yes, it doesn't.

Razor's Edge of Tomorrow Never Dies? Yes, it doesn't. Razor's Edge of Tomorrow Never Dies? That's correct. Zach? Hellraiser's Edge of Tomorrow Never Dies. Oh, look at you. Oh, whoo. I wish it was Hellraiser and it was just a guy that

shaves in a bloody manner. He tries to shave with all those pins coming out of his face. Stop it, Hellraiser! You're just hurting yourself! Alright, Hellraiser's

Edge of Tomorrow Never Dies. Wait, alright, now what do I have to do? You have to move it. It ends with the word hell or begins with dies. It's Hellraiser's

Edge of Tomorrow Never dies dies that's hard that dies okay but what's wrong

with the ends with hell movie that ends with hell in the title can I pass? is there a function? What?

You know, like, go to hell, that kind of thing. Well, I would love to see you in hell. Hell, I don't, I forgot the rest of the title already. You'll only get me to hell if you physically take me there. If you were to pull me down. If you were to pull me down. if you were to pull me down, if you were to just yank it, drag me down to hell.

What? Drag me down to hell. Down to it? Drag me to hell. No! Drag me... This game is stupid. That's...

All right, so now, Ike, you need a... What? We're not done? Uh-oh. We are, I think. Ike, you need one that ends in drag. Or begins with dies. Yeah, I think you're fucked. You can't lose the S there?

You can't make it a die? No, because that's not how the game works I wish it worked the other way It does work better the other way, probably It works better for me Never dies Oh shit, dude Dude, dude

Dies D-I-E-S D-I-E-S Oh, oh, oh Drag me to Hellraiser eyes. Dies. Oh, oh, oh. Drag me to Hellraiser's Edge. Hellraiser's Edge of Tomorrow Never Eyes of Laura Mar. Yes.

How does that... No, that can't be right. Yes, it is. No, stop. You're up. You're up. Don't ask questions. Do a song. Do a song.

Do a song about being right. Oh, Eyes of what? Laura Mars. Mars, yeah. It was a movie with what's her name? Oh, okay.

Mars Needs Moms. Oh, yes. Mars Needs Moms. God attacks. Okay, Zach, you got anything that movie Mars needs moms. Not a tax. Okay. Zach, you got anything that movie that ends in drag or begins with moms? Can someone just...

IMDB, is there a movie called Ain't It a Drag? Because I bet $50. Oh my God, there's got to be a movie called Ain't It a Drag. Patrick Dempsey from 1987. What a drag. I Dempsey from 1987. What a drag. I can actually think of one. What a D-rag.

Yeah, I think you're out of luck here. Well, but moms? There's nothing with moms? Moms. Moms need Mars. Moms need Moms. Moms need Mars. Yeah, Moms need Mars. Moms need Mars, Mars. What was that biopic about Moms Mabley?

Oh, yeah. Moms. Moms. The Moms Mabley story. I feel like there was maybe a Moms Night Out. Yes, there fucking was. Or Bad Moms, of course. But no, but that...

Christmas Bad Moms. I think Moms, of course. But no, but that... Christmas Bad Moms. I think Moms Night Out was a movie. Moms, comma, bad three. All right. So who said Mars needs a mom? Jessica did. All right, Jessica wins this game. Oh, yay.

But, you guys, this is so exciting. It's already in development, a major movie musical called Drag Me to Hellraiser's Edge of Tomorrow Never Dies of Laura Mars Needs Moms. Let's hear the opening number.

It's a beautiful day on Mars Where we finally got our moms It's a beautiful day and the Martian sun is shining and all is well. Until a terrible black pit opens and we all get dragged into hell. Where there's

beasts with spikes in their faces. Hell rays are beasts. And that is not the only problem. No, that's not the biggest problem in the least. Because every day it starts the same. And we get dragged to hell again and again. And again and again.

Because tomorrow never... No, that's the different one. Hold on a second. And then also James Bond is there. And he's a spy. And one thing he is certain Is tomorrow never dies And yes we have a hard time

Yes we're filled with sorrow Because in this repetition We're on the edge of tomorrow But also we're up for the challenge We're up for the feat Because every single day We'll live, die, repeat That was amazing. Didn't really touch on Laura Mars.

But it was amazing. It for sure did. Would you believe that... She was who was singing. I'm so sorry. From her perspective. I'm so sorry. You can tell if you watch it,

but if you just listen to it, it doesn't come across. It's an audio medium. I was feeling the LMPOV. Let's play Last Man Stanton. I don't know. It's a fun game. You're going to love it.

And here's how we're going to play it tonight. Let's see. Drag Me to Hell had Justin Long was in that. Justin Long. Hellraiser. Pinhead was in that. Just don't really care about him so much. Edge of Tomorrow had Emily Blunt in it.

I thought she was really good in that. She had good push-ups. Tomorrow Never Dies. Which one was that? Was that the one with... James Bond. Oh, yeah. James Bond was in it.

Thank you, Zach. Holly Berry? Is that the one she was in? Was that the Holly Berry one? No. Which Bond was that?. Thank you, Zach. Holly Berry? Is that the one she was in? Was that the Holly Berry one? No. Which Bond was that? It was Pierce Brosnan. Which one?

It was the last Brosnan movie. Which one was Mrs. Charlie Sheen? Jonathan Pryce was the bad guy. Who was... Oh, was that... Denise Richards was... Denise Richards was... Tomorrow Never Dies?

Or was that World Is Not Enough? World Is Not Enough. World Is Not Enough to Die? Tomorrow's Another dead world. All right, forget about her. Oh, Eyes of Laura Mars, Faye Dunaway. Yes. Faye Dunaway, classic actress.

My friend was at a bakery one time in Santa Monica, and Faye Dunaway was in line. And this guy walks up to her and goes, Diane? Just no. This is a fun story. That's the whole story? Yeah, just a fun little... She goes, no.

That was just to carry you through while you're doing the math. I loved it. I mean, I wish you had as much dirt on Emily Blunt. I had a woman come up to me. Are you Diane? No. I had a woman come up to me. Hey, Emily, are you Diane? No. I had a woman come up to me in the airport the other day

and go, hey, you're Tommy Hilfiger. What? Yeah. I was mistaken for Tommy Hilfiger. And my first thought is, who the fuck knows what Tommy Hilfiger looks like? And is excited to see him. Also, I know what Tommy Hilfiger...

You look nothing like Tommy Hilfiger. Yeah. Nothing. But here's the crazy part. I was wearing a Tommy Hilfiger blazer. She's always calling people out on her bullshit. People, like, she's just like, out on her bullshit people like

she's just like you're Tommy Hilfiger don't try to hide it well the way she'd seen other people come up and take their pictures with me and that was her

first thought oh I see was you must be Tommy Hilfiger she gets mobbed everywhere you go she's gonna catch an old news radio

rerun one day be like Tommy you know Tommy Hilfiger was on this show. I just want to call him Tommy Hilfiger for some reason. I don't know why. Always?

All right. Is that how that game was played? That was it. You won again, Dave. Wait, who did win that last game? Who said, oh, Jess won that last game. Okay, who did win that last game? Who said, oh, Jess won that last game.

Okay, so she gets to go first. Switch the order around. Goes to Ike, and then Dave, and then Zach over there. What we're going to do is you're going to take turns naming movies that feature Justin Long, Emily Blunt, or Faye Dunaway. Yeah, if you can't think of one, you're out, but you each have one lifeline. You can go to the

person whose name tag you chose one time for a little extra help or specific help. We have to list movies with all of them? No, just one of them. No, Dave, it's just the films. They've only done six films together.

Just the films with Justin Long, Emily Blunt, and Faye Dunaway. The three of them together. People love it so much, it keeps happening. They're like the Brat Pack. They're like the Blunt Rap. All right, so somebody just spit on a drink without actually having one.

Like the dry spit take. Pfft. Pfft. If I had a beverage, it would be out of me. Pfft. Okay, so... Jess just start us off name a movie that's got any of those three people in it I'm gonna do Justin Long and galaxy quest yeah great choice great weird choice or just don't remember I didn't remember he was a

nerdy boy no he helps Tim Allen save the day. Kevin McDonald's in that. Yes, he is. Not because of Kevin. He made it worse. I'll do one of my favorite films, Chinatown. Oh, okay. My favorite line from that movie is, forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

Yeah. Easy to remember. And it doesn't make any sense. Is there like a German word for when they say the name of the movie in a movie? Oh, like schadenfreude? Yeah, but like the sensation of Das Movie Namen.

Yeah. Title Joy. My man My favorite line in Chinatown was Ow, my nose Why'd you just do that to my nose? Aren't you also the director? Okay, whose turn is it? Dave Foley

My turn I'll do What's her name? Emily Blunt? Sicario Okay Yeah Gentleman snapping

It's the 60s and there's bongos in the room Zach? snapping like it's the 60s and there's bongos in the room. Zach? I'll do Justin Long in Dodgeball. Full title? Oh, interesting. Is there a subtitle for Dodgeball? Was it

factual? The true story. A true story.ball where was it factual uh the true story a true story and where and where did it take place in a gymnasium true gymnasium story underdog story i said where did it take place and the answer is underdog dodgeball the movie that took place under a dog and the answer is underdog. Dodgeball, the movie that took place under a dog? The under a dog story.

It was a large dog. Yeah. Okay. Where are we next, Jess? Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada. Mm-hmm. That's what really introduced us to her. Man, and we loved her right next, Jess? Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's what really introduced us to her.

Man, and we loved her right away, right? Yeah, well, she was a bitch. But you saw why. Yeah. And then they softened her, but also you were like, I bet that this lady is not a bitch playing a bitch. I bet this lady's got chops. That was my takeaway.

Big Emily Blunt fan and I will not apologize. You're such a blunt head. I'll go, it's my turn. This is Ike. Long time listener, first time caller. I'll do Faye Dunaway again. Network.

My favorite line in my favorite line Network is you're not doing that shit on my network. I don't know if it's in there but it should be. But I think that is

the most famous line from Network. Obviously. It's the one everyone knows. That's the one people shout that out windows. Sometimes it's just like

lots of windows will open and people will just shout that line out of it. I'm not doing that shit on my network. Iconic. Dave? I'll do Faye Dunaway also.

Three Days of the Condor. Oh, great movie. Do you know who directed that movie? Alan J. Pakula. Yes. There you go. The low point of the

show right now. I thought it was Sidney Pollack. Yeah. Yes. I thought it was. Oh no you're right. Alan J.

Pakula was the parallax view. Also with Warren Beatty. With Warren Beatty. Another great movie. We're starting a podcast called Ike

and Dave Vaguely Remember Films from the 70s. The Odessa Files, next week. Starring, what's it, Roger Moore? I can't remember. Oh, yeah. Okay, wait, whose turn is it?

It's mine. Okay, Zach. Justin Long in the Funny or Die movie, Jobs by Steve Jobs. Or is that no? Yeah, that's right. That's a thing? Wait, was it a full feature? Yeah. Okay. Wow. It probably has

a subtitle and I think it's also under a title. A true overcat story. Jess? Wow. Emily Blunt in Mary Poppins. Hasn't even been released yet.

She back? She back? She back? She back? I can do a released Emily Blunt. That's fair. I can do a released Emily Blunt. That's fair. I can do a released Emily Blunt. Okay.

Emily Blunt in A Quiet Place. Yes, there you go. I was trying to remember the name of that. You guys get all the Faye Dunaway ones. We'll take that. Leave it to the oldies. I'll do Faye Dunaway again. I'll do fucking Mommy Dearest.

Yes. Directed by Alan J. Pakula. Alan J. Pakula is getting a lot of buzz today. He is hot again. Good night for the Pakula family. He's sending his resume out. I think he left us many years ago. Did he?

I believe he did. Great director. By that you mean he died, right? No, he left this many years ago. I believe he did. Great director. You mean he died, right? No, he left UCB. He saw a show here and didn't like it. Dave? Okay. Fade on away.

Bonnie and Clyde. Yes, stick with what works. I need a lifeline. Here we go. Zach's need a lifeline Here we go Zach's using his lifeline Justin Long in Idiocracy I'm going to go with Justin Long in Idiocracy

He was in Idiocracy? Yeah Okay Thank you for keeping My Justin Long streak alive Okay now Can I use Emily Blunt In Mary Poppins?

Or I'll take a lifeline, too, if you got one. No, she doesn't. Where's yours? She's over here, Sid. I think it's either called Bureaucracy with Matt Damon or The Informant, but I don't know the name of it. Oh, The Informant. I don't know if she's in it.

But we don't know if she's in it. Okay, great. She just had two Matt Damon potential movies. That woman just loves Matt Damon yeah that's okay that's okay doesn't blow Emily Blunt

I feel like Justin Long might be in he's just not that into you yes yes yes

I couldn't he's the other guy well there's a lot of people in that oh fuck it's one of those Justin Long

in the breakup yeah he's very funny he's Jennifer Anderson's assistant at the gallery oh yeah There's a lot of people in that. Oh, fuck. It's one of those. Justin Long in The Breakup. Yeah. He's very funny. He's Jennifer Aniston's assistant at the gallery. Oh, yeah. Yes. All right. The Breakup.

Hmm. Yeah. 20 years earlier, that would have been the Bronson Pinchot part. It was. Yeah. Bronson would have got that. Yeah. Dave?

Okay. You got this. let's just assume it's going to be Faye Dunaway Dunaway she was in that one where she had that hat on yeah that was

Bonnie and Clyde did that what's the one where they're playing chess but it's like they're fucking oh oh yeah chess fucking

with Steve McQueen Steve McQueen blank plan yeah it's is that good enough I will write that down and we'll run it by the committee and see what they come up with but for the being, did you use your lifeline already? No, I'll use my lifeline. Pris, Pris? Where are you at, Pris, Pris? Justin Long. Justin Long. Zack and Mary Make a Porno. Zack and Mary Make a Porno, that's right.

Very good. I just want to say to Justin Long, if he's listening, I really am a big fan. Well, we love him here at the show. He's been on the show. He's a great fan. Well, we love him here at the show. He's been on the show and it was funny when he was on he knew every

Dave Foley movie. It was great. That's because I hand them out to everyone I meet. I'm out, but we would like to sing a song

called Chess Fucking. Yeah, okay. Here we go. Ooh, okay. I'll start with a pun. Let's start slow. This is foreplay and chess fucking. I'll move a knight because it's night time.

We're having sex because it's chess fucking. Oh, when we go from square To square while we take off Our underwear It'll be a big old Hassle if you don't leave Room for me for moving your castle Chess fucking

Chess fucking Fucking while playing chess Chess fucking Chess fucking As Chess fucking. As far as foreplay goes, it's fine. King me. Checkmate. Checkmate.

I had a real Elton John, Kiki D vibe. I thought. Oh, Chess Records called. Okay. You're up. Oh, that was a communal bow. We both used our lifelines and are shamefully ignorant of the work of Faye Dunaway.

I guess we could sing Chess fucking again. Has anyone looked that up yet? I'll go with Justin Long in the film Waiting. Waiting, of course. Oh, yeah. Great movie. Do you have anything else, Dave?

Let's see. You played a good game. I just, I can't think There's no shame Who else Who else we got on the list What Justin Long Emily Blunt

Faye Dunaway Oh there was no one else What really amuses me Is none of you Have mentioned the titles That were the reason I picked those names In the first place

I don't remember what they were. Yeah. Was that allowed? Yeah, I mean, I didn't say they were off the table, but it feels like Dave might be out. I can't think of any more movies. Yeah, Drag Me to Hell's got Justin Long in it, and Edge of Tomorrow has Emily Blunt in it,

and Faye Dunaway is in The Eyes of Laura Mars. But nonetheless, Ike is our winner. Ike Barinholtz. The Oath in theaters now. I saw it over at the Arclight. It's a nice theater. Yeah. I smoke pot on the roof What?

Free ad But isn't it around the roof? Isn't it a dome? Which Arclight? I don't go to the dome The roof of the dome I would die I was gonna say

No I go to the Let P5 Alright I go to the gym I do a quick set I go up I bring my little bong up there Take a bong It's on the roof I love my little bong up there. Take a bong.

It's on the roof. I love that theater. It's a nice place. Cool. I didn't know you could do a set there at the gym. Yeah. I do a couple sets. I do like 10 minutes.

Yeah. I'm in and out in eight minutes. What else is going on, Ike? You going to be in Suicide Squad 2? I don't know. Are you noticide Squad 2? I don't know Are you not allowed to say? I get it I heard James Gunn might direct it

That's really cool He's a cool guy But no In terms of Suicide Squad The only news I have Is I bought the Criterion Collection DVD last week oh you did my brother is a hanukkah gift yeah that's all i got that's what but what i do is you're gonna

give your brother a movie that you're in but i take the movie and i record my own content oh i see because they didn't want me to do because i was my shit was too real for their commentary oh okay right so what I do is I take a little mic and I record it and I just talk over the movie. It's just for your brother. It's just for my brother. Yeah. But if anyone else wants one, you can hit me up on Twitter.

Yeah. Put it out there for all of us. I don't comment on the movie or what you're saying. It's everything. It's politics. It's just like observational shit. Traffic. Stuff in the room.

There's a scene when Will Smith's shooting a guy, and I'm talking about traffic in LA. You know? Just because it's my commentary. It's whatever I want. I'm not making money off of it. If Will Smith had to sit in traffic in LA, he'd shoot somebody.

He would. Will Smith hates traffic. It makes sense. It does'd shoot somebody. He would. Will Smith hates traffic. It makes sense. It does. All right. Do you have anything real to plug? No, just fucking see my movie. In the movie, go see it.

You'll fucking like it. It's all about Trump's tits. I mean, you saw it. It's not really about that. It's not like we start close on a pair of hairy tits. That's actually not a bad idea. No, go see it. Please.

And, okay, have you thought through to, like, the Oath 2 colon? Electric Boogaloo? No. That one was taken. What do you got? Oath to... Oath, but Oath, T-O-O. You know when they do that in the movie?

And you're like, oh, wow, you guys are... You figured out a different way to spell the sound, too. Fucking congratulations. You know what I'm talking about? Oath also. Oath, comma, also? Could be oaths. Oaths?

That's actually, don't say that too loud. Sure. Yeah. That's actually, what happened to other families? What about oath and again? Oath and again. Ah, oath and again. What about oath of office?

Because your character decides to stop complaining. And get politically active. And get a clipboard, get some names. Dave Foley, executive producer. That's how show business works. Someone makes a joke during a podcast and then eight months later, you go to the Arclight and see the movie.

That's how Sicario 2 was made. Yeah, without Emily Blunt. Yeah. She didn't want to do it. That is why I'm Bane in the Batman Lego movie. Are you? It's because I did Bane

on this show so much that they were like, yeah, let him do it. Yeah, yeah. I heard him do it. He can do it. Do we get Tom Hardy? Nah, he doesn't want to do it.

It's a Lego thing. It's too small. What about Doug Benson? He does him. I heard him on the show. That's a Lego thing. It's too small. What about Doug Benson? He does. I heard him on the show. That's how it happened. He'd be perfect. Let's bring that talent

out of the shadows. Jessica McKenna and Zach Reno. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. He's doing all he does what we're still talking to you

cause I saw Venom I saw Venom and he's still doing I haven't seen Venom he's still doing Bane though he's every movie now he's just

telling everyone which I like I like him between Dark Knight Rises and what was the other one where he had a mask on his face

oh Mad Max Mad Mask yeah? Oh, Mad Mask. Mad Mask. Yeah. He was in Mad Mask and I was just like, what's the this guy just not wanted? He's just too exhausted to enunciate. Tom Hardy in Helmet.

He's in the Bernie Perrant story. Oh my god. I love Tom Hardy in Did you see him in Safety Gear? He was so good in that one. Tom Hardy in Mascot. Just everything. I'm Tom Hardy. What's going on?

Hey Tom, welcome to the set. How about you do this movie without something over your face? No! I don't think I can do it. That's not how I operate. Alright. I'm sorry I interrupted your rap that's alright

great bit that was a great bit how many hours is this show it's a is it open ended it's open ended a little over one

okay it's about 1.5 but Zach and Jessica thank you for doing this you guys are oh thank you thank you give it up for Scott on the piano But Zach and Jessica Thank you for doing this You guys are Thank you

Give it up for Scott Scott Passarella Making it all up as he goes Thank you Scott You guys are taking this out of the road People can see it out there in the world I know you'll be in San Francisco On this Thursday

The day after Halloween What else you guys got coming up on your tour. We got Chicago at the end of November Chicago November 30th and then

Bethlehem Pennsylvania baby bring it home big the way all tours end in Bethlehem Pennsylvania. Woo hoo shout out. Yeah you can get

any dates zagandthejess.com That's it. And just listen to the listen to the podcast. Yeah. Off book. Yeah. Every's it. And just listen to the podcast. Yeah. Off the book.

Every Tuesday. I think you guys will like it. Real quick, Dave Foley. I know you just came down just because you're a nice guy and wanted to have some laughs. Yeah. And the career's not going so good. But you're not. See, I got nothing to push.

I was trying to say you're not pushing a specific thing. I was trying to make it sound like what a great guy you are. I have a movie coming out. Oh, yeah? Wrong guy, too? Do you have a box full of copies for everybody? Give me a few months after this one comes out, and I'll be back with a box.

No, I'm a Jennifer Lopez movie. So there. That's what it's called so there it's it's it'll I think it'll be released

which is which is calm down calm down what's it called second act that's it I'm in that

so there okay so look for that, everybody. And they're not going to put me on the press tour, obviously. Not with that kind of salesmanship. No. What's going on with Bugs Life 2? Apparently it's the only one they're not going to make.

I really stung when they announced Brave 2, right? All right, can I have your name tag there, Zach? Thank you very much. Thank you to all you guys for being here,

and thank you to the audience for being here. And also, the person that Ike was playing for, where are you at? Glenn, Cary Glenn Ross. Yeah, where are you, Cary? Front row, baby. Come get all your stuff

You Don't have to go to Christmas shopping Do you need help with that? She has somebody to help you I'm not going to help you Working on that That's terrific Alright, I've gathered up all the shitheads

So we are good to wrap this thing up Next show here At the UCB Franklin Will be on November 13th I believe And if people want to talk about this show Hashtag it with $100 and Taylor Swiftly

Those are two good hashtags we came up with in this show. One more time for all of my guests. Dave Foley, Ike Barinholtz, Jessica McKenna, Zach Reno, and Scott Pessarella on P-boards.

As always, going back to Texas is a shithead. Anyone not voting next Texas is a shithead. Anyone not voting next week is a shithead. And drivers, especially Southern Californians, who don't use the ground sensors at traffic signals, lights... What? So, like, if you're stopped at a thing and you don't pull forward far enough for it to register that you're there? Quick, do a song about it. Sure.

Hey. What the fuck are you doing stopping that far back? I got places to go, gotta get back on track I'm gonna honk at you, I'm gonna yell at you, you might think that I'm mean But if you park your car right that back ain't not gonna turn green Buried a goddamn sensor in the ground They buried a goddamn sensor in the ground So you would use it instead of fucking around Buried a goddamn

censor in the ground Is a shit head Now it's time for Doug to pop another cocky eyes of gold He's dealing ground with snakes and cocky There He's a bold, he's dewy, proud was makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.