Doug Loves Movies - Jacob Sirof, Dan Van Kirk and Andrew Youngblood guest

Episode Date: November 1, 2018

Live from the Punchline in San Francisco, Doug welcomes Jacob Sirof, Dan Van Kirk and Andrew Youngblood to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Enjoy the show. Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see. Just Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies! Okay, you guys are weird. It's already starting off weird.

Coming to you once again It's been a while since we've played this location But of course we've been to this city many times The Punchline in San Francisco! I apologize to you immediately, sir, because you're only going to be able to see me and none of my guests for the entire show. But you could move maybe up over there or something if they'll let you. I don't know.

You're fine with it? All right. I love people that are like, I just want to see one side of Doug Benson and nothing else. That's all I want from a show is half of Doug Benson. It's Wednesday, October 31st, 2018. Halloween, you guys. It's almost over.

We're going to end Halloween together. It is late, but it's not too late to show me your costume slash name tags. Yeah, because some people are both Rambo, because your name is Bo. First Blood Part II. That is a big poster with my face instead of Sylvester Sloan do you mind showing the entire crowd this one?

because it is it is delightful but now this Bill O'Ween poster show everybody that. What's going on with my face in that poster? What the fuck is happening? Wow, okay, Bill-O-Ween.

Wait, what was that big one over there that's gone? Somebody put theirs down? Oh, there it is. Holy shit. I've seen this before, I think. It's stop or My Mom Phil Shoot. Because his name is Phil. It's one of those standees with Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty.

Rest in peace. Estelle Getty. Stallone's still with us. He's a ravager Or whatever He'll be in Guardians 3 Zoo Joey-a? Okay Do you know Joe's? Instead of Jaws?

He's over there You Joe's and Joey's should get together Lots of great what's this costume here what are you dressed up as I'm the dead body from Die Hard I said dude meaning the guy behind you but

but I do like the dead body from Die Hard because it says ho ho ho motherfucker or something on it and what's the guy behind you you're just a banana ho ho ho motherfucker or something on it? Yeah, yeah. And what's the guy behind you? You're just a banana? That's the whole joke?

It's like, hi, I'm a banana? Okay. I find it appealing. Thank you guys for all the hard work and effort you put in to not only having a costume or a name tag, but being up this late on a Wednesday night. Let's start the weekend early, am I right?

Yeah! To Toes! Doug Plugs, this Saturday, November 3rd, Doug Loves Movies comes for the first time to the Comedy Cellar at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada at 420. Thursday, November 8th, I'm doing stand-up

at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. But bring your name tags for a chance to be a guest on Doug Loves Movies on Saturday, November 10th at the Improv in Tempe, Arizona. Also at 420, of course. And DLM is back in San Diego at the American Comedy

Company on Saturday, November 17th at 420. Speaking of San Diego and the American Comedy Company, I know a lot of listeners to this podcast have become very fond of Eddie the Eagle, the mascot that's on stage there at the American Comedy Company.

And we've got him on the phone. We've got Eddie on the phone. How's it going, Eddie? Are you there? Caw-caw! Hey, Doug! going, Eddie? Are you there? Caw-caw! Hey, Doug! Hey, Eddie. It's always great to hear your voice.

Excited to come down to San Diego and do the show in a few weeks. Hell yeah, Doug! November 17th, that of course is the Saturday before Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah, how do you feel about Thanksgiving? A lot of your, you know, your bird brethren, like turkeys, they obviously don't like Thanksgiving. I don't like turkeys. Fuck them. Okay, fuck turkeys, you guys.

They can't even fly. They got ugly ass chins. They're all obese as shit. You got a list of things you don't like about turkeys. Oh, hell, yeah, I got them all. I can go fucking ripping sparrows and pigeons. I don't give a shit. Well, that's sort of the way of the eagle, right? You're kind of a lone bird out there.

The lone wolf of birds. The lone there. The lone wolf of birds. The lone wolf of birds. If you could howl, what would it sound like? Caw-caw! It would just sound like the noise you already make. That's my howl. Okay, I see. Well, have you ever been to San Francisco Eddie?

No I haven't left the wall Yeah that's true You're stuck down there I'm like Jack Nicholson For a few good men You want me on that wall You need me on that wall

Okay Caw caw Alright I mean you're just on the phone, so I just want you to know you're losing a lot of people. There's a lot of people in this room that weren't following that.

Or they're busy ordering their first round of drinks and apps. And thank you guys for being patient, though. What a great night to stand outside, though, wasn't it? Like, the weather tonight is amazing, and I can't wait to be back outside with all of you that want to hang around afterwards

and do the sort of things that we do outside. You gonna get high like an eagle? Oh, I... I forgot you were there, Eddie. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do... A little Steve Miller band there for you, Doug. Well, I appreciate it but you know

As an American Eagle Don't you stand up for Aren't you against I stand up for the rights and liberties of all Americans Like the liberty and the rights to get fucking high Okay That's good to know That's great

I appreciate it Okay alright I mean San Diego's in the same time zone But there's a time delay I guess That's great. Caw, caw. Okay, all right. I mean, San Diego's in the same time zone, but there's a time delay, I guess, on this call to San Francisco. Hang on, you guys are going to sneeze. God bless you. Thank you, yes.

That was a sneeze. What does it sound like when you sneeze, Eddie? Ka-ka-choo. Ka-ka-choo, ka-ka-choo. I can't help it. I just look up at the sun. All right, well, we're going to keep the phone line open, Eddie. So anytime you feel like chiming in tonight,

by all means, you know, say something. I'm happy to, you know, be there for you. I mean, is the San Diego, is the American Comedy Company even open tonight? Nope, we're dark. Okay. We're dark. You're my only friend.

All right, well, that's, yeah, now you made everybody feel really sad. But it's good to have you here, and I'll see you in San Diego soon. But like I said, just hang out tonight. All right, you got it. Thanks, Doug. Okay.

Cool! Wow, you sound like he's leaving. Like, that sounds like... I'm just signing off for the moment. Okay. Cool! Wow, you sound... He sounds like he's leaving. Like, that sounds like... I'm just signing off for the moment. Okay. Cool! Okay, just a momentary sign-off. Okay.

All right, so, yeah. We'll probably hear from him again. I brought some prizes for the prize bag. You guys know how this works. I had to fly here. So, you know... I mean, I guess now I could just give you guys weed.

Because you heard, right? Out of LAX you could fly with up to an ounce. Yeah. And they're like, we're not going to, you know, we're not going to vouch for what happens to you wherever you're going. I'm like, well, are you going to call ahead? You're going to rat us out? Or are're going to keep your nose out of it?

The Punchline here in San Francisco gave me a lovely Punchline t-shirt that's going in the prize bag. Yeah, in addition to a Douglas Movies t-shirt. And I got this recently, one of those buttons that makes people feel guilty if they're not going to vote.

This one says this is a wake-up call. Which is weird to get a wake-up call from a button. But it happens. And then this is a cool... Do you know Ziggy Farms? It's like a case you can put a bunch of pre-rolls in.

I didn't put any in there. It's empty, but it's one of those ones that when you open it, it flips right open. It's very classy, very stylish. And somebody's going to get all of that stuff, plus stuff brought by my guests. Should we get my guests out here? All right, San Francisco. Give it up for Dan Van Kirk, Andrew Youngblood,

and Jacob Searoff! Jacob! Just look at him. Just look at him. I scoured San Francisco to find the three manliest, most patriarchal comedians.

I think I did it. Let's meet them individually, starting with the gentleman who is appearing on the show for the very first time, I'm pretty sure. If you're talking about me, then definitely.

Yeah. It's Andrew Youngblood, everybody! What's going on? Of course, Youngblood is a great hockey film it is Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze

yeah you're of course familiar with it because you were you had that name your whole life yeah yeah so people always

bring it up all the time yeah that the comic book and the rap group oh okay it's all three I mean you know you probably get a little less grief than my friend Jim Blades of Glory.

But don't get me started about Willie Slapshot. But nonetheless, you're here. You are from Texas Texas the Houston area you have you do lots of fun shows there at a joint called The Secret Group where we've done Douglas movies and I've done stand up there

and it's always a good time it's a wonderful time and now you're out on tour I am I'm on tour with Dan Van Kirk oh ok well we'll talk about him later this is about you tour with Dan Van Kirk. Oh, okay. Well, we'll talk about him later. Yeah. This is about you right now. Daniel Van Kirk. My bad.

This is about you right now, though, Andy. Yeah, yeah. Let's talk about me. Yeah. So you're on tour with Dan Van Kirk? Yeah, that's pretty much it. All right. That's all we got going on.

Thanks for being here. Hey. You know who else is here, everybody? Dan Van Kirk. Hey. Hello. Hello. Daniel in Van Kirk. Hello. Daniel in some circles.

From Come People Town. It's a little offshoot. Oh. Yeah. There is a show called Come Town. There is. Let's be honest. And then you come along with a show called Dumb People Town.

I do. Were you worried that people would be confused? I was hoping for it. Oh, okay. You were hoping to get some of that cum crowd? That's the story of my career. So I hear you're out on tour with Andrew Youngblood? I am!

Is that true? It's me and Andy Youngbee. How's that going? Just hanging out. Oh, the old Youngbee. And how's that going? It's me and Andy Youngbee How's that going? Oh, the old Youngbee And how's that going? It's going great What else is left for the tour? How many more dates? So, at the time we're recording this

I have Seattle, Bellingham, Eugene, Portland And on the 5th, Monday the 5th I'll be right back in the Bay Area In Oakland, California At the Starline Social Club On Monday the 5th, Monday the 5th, I'll be right back in the Bay Area in Oakland, California. At the Starline Social Club on Monday the 5th. Is that a good venue? Yes.

Okay, people like it. And then San Diego, LA, and Phoenix at Stand Up Live. Where are you going to be in San Diego? I will be at the American Comedy Company. Oh, great, Eddie. Yeah. Eddie, he's coming, Eddie. I told him he could do a guest spot. He's doing a tight five.

He's going to do a few minutes. Yeah, dude. I love it. That's so cool. I guess he's not on the phone right now, guys. He probably is. I was trying to get him to chime in. I'm here.

Oh, there you are. Hey, Doug. All right, hey. We're going to introduce the third guest tonight, Eddie. Cuckoo! It's Jacob Seroff, everybody! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Good to be here with Danny Van Kirk.

Thanks, buddy. That means you love me and you're probably in my family if you're calling me Danny. Or you're drunk. Definitely we're not in the same family. You never know. So that's what you're trying to say? Some of your worst memories?

Like your, you know, when you have a, what do they call it when you find a memory? A total recall? What? Repressed? Yeah, when you find a repressed memory.

You know, you could be in my family because we were supposed to drive up here together, then you flaked on me last minute, and that's some shit my dad would have done. He's got a better family now. You big-timed me. I gotta shoot my pilot band. Du Bois is over.

I just learned from the dad I didn't have. What is happening? It got sad. Welcome back to dad people town. It's Halloween. We're trying to have some fun. Trying to have some laughs. Did you notice, Doug, that all the servers

are dressed like Robin Williams characters? Yeah, I was going to say none of them are extremely hairy, but yes. But yes, they're dressed as his characters. There's more than one Mork? There's two Morks. There's a Robin Hood. Two Morks? Yeah, there's

two Morks. There's Rainbow Suspenders and Space Outfit. Alright, it's not Robin Hood. It's Peter Pan. Oh, Peter Pan. Sorry. It's not Robin Hood. It's Peter Pan. Oh, Peter Pan. Sorry. That's a good call. It's actually Peter Bell. I think similar wardrobe. Technically Peter Panning.

All right. Negative one point for Jacob. But also, there's a guy. You're going to give me negative two points in a second, because people can't see, but the guy in the kitchen is just wearing a coffin. Oh. The slow reverb through the audience.

Hold on. Oh, he's dead. One of the bartenders in a twist is dressed like Wednesday Addams. Classic Robin Williams. Okay. Alright, so

prize bag, gentlemen. Cough it up. What do you got? Dan? Yes. Let's start with you. I have an official beanie. Oh, man, this is good.

From a promotional beanie from that hit movie. Everyone knows someone that might have seen it. Smallfoot. Oh, Smallfoot is out yet. I know, but... I heard Zendaya's Michi. I've never heard of that. The best thing about the viral video, you haven't seen that? No.

Zendaya's Michi. Do yourself a favor. Look it up. It's like 30 seconds of pure joy. Well, based on this movie, I have one for LeBron James in Last Man Standing. There you go. He's the voice in that? Is that the snowman movie?

No It's about a human and snow people You mean Bigfoot? Yeah, but the snow version I thought it was a snow guy No It's a yeti He's saying yes

He's not made of snow He's shaking his head yes You're saying yeti Yeah, yeti, Bigfoot Snow yeti Those are my many names Depending on's saying Yeti. Yeah, Yeti, Bigfoot. Snow Yeti. Those might be names, depending on your lore. Yeti's in snow. Jacob.

Okay. Save us. I, um... If you have a Yeti in there, I will fucking... What if Jacob's like, uh, so this is the last photo of me and my dad? He died before smartphones I don't have any pictures of him at all I don't own a picture of my father

Yeah, he should have held out He died in like 94, but no phone Keep going Okay, died of a heart attack He was smoking a cigarette half the time There goes the couch I brought a really cool A Q-Fig rocket and Groot

Which, you know has big big Guardians of the Galaxy fan but then James Gunn did all those offensive tweets and I hate offensive jokes so I just I gotta I gotta unload that

I gotta unload that I can't have that in my house anymore that's actually really cool good call yeah and I also brought I did the

I was a judge on the roast battle down at the comedy store there and they gave me a a weed beer you know these things these are good I haven't I don't really fuck

with edibles but it's like Lagunitas. Lagunitas. This is very very good beer. Last time I had this I was in Healdsburg

and I loved it. It's good stuff and I brought a because I'm an alcoholic I keep these around so I brought a little bag that you can drink. A paper bag

also known as a dad koozie. I wouldn't know. My dad died before I was 21, so we never got to have a beer together. But yeah, my mother died on Valentine's Day four years later.

Whatever, it's not a big deal, guys. Happy Halloween. And I also bought this Jedi hat that I found. I don't even remember where I found it. A Jedi Academy hat from, I believe,

Disneyland. Oh, yeah. So if you have a small child or a small head. Yeah, very small head. Check this out, you guys. And then a bag of microwave popcorn that was in my Airbnb

that I did last night. And I bought this at a Big Lebowski pop-up in L.A., also known as Ralph's, the supermarket. Because you guys don't have that here,

so that's novel and it's film-related. Very cool. We love the pop-ups in L.A. We're big on the pop-ups. You sure it wasn't a Wreck-It Ralphs pop-up? All right, all that's going in there. And what do you have for us here?

I got a whole bunch, man. I got a Wooly Willy that I got at the airport today. Oh, those are great. It was pretty good. It took everything I had not to open it. Oh, thank you. I got some hot... Yeah, Wooly Willy that I got at the airport today. Oh, those are great. It was pretty good. It took everything I had not to open it. Oh, thank you. I got some hot... Yeah, Wooly Willy.

Let's just talk about this for a second. Because it only takes a few seconds to make... He starts out like a white guy, but you could turn him into a terrorist in no time. They even have examples here on the back. See, look at that. Well, that's more of a pirate than that guy. I don't know what that look is.

If you do nothing, he's just a chemotherapy guy. I'm showing the whole room like maybe someone will laugh. Yeah. All right, what else you got, Andrew? I got some hot sauce from Texas. Yeah, four different ones. We got spontaneous combustion. We got ass blaster.

And then the other ones aren't as funny. So let's just keep going. I flew here today, and I got plain crackers. They're shaped like a plane. So come on, let's keep going. The Ritz, you didn't even mention that. They also have no on. Let's keep going. They're rich. You didn't even mention the rest. They also have no flavor to speak of.

Yeah. I got these sticky poop emoji things. I took my kid to a store and he cried until I bought them and never touched them. So, I got them for you guys. Sticky poop is bad. That means you have GI issues. Pretty good. Let's see

What are you, Mary Poppins? I got a lot in here I got a lot I got two more things I got a couple syringe pens To promote the movie Overlord They were giving me Overlords coming up And this is what they're doing

Yeah, because Nazi zombies love syringe pens. And then the final thing is I got a little box of beignets from Brenda's French Soul Food. Oh, people are impressed with that. Yeah, that's what I thought. We're not going to throw the beignets? No, I think we might just throw them. They had 9,000 reviews on Yelp, and it seemed pretty good.

All right. just throw them. They had 9,000 reviews on Yelp and it seemed pretty good. Alright. Let me just take those out of the bag. Put them over here. Put all this shit in the bag. Don't need no plain crackers or some

willy willy. I need a goddamn beignet. And I need it now Alright so somebody's gonna win All of that stuff Tonight But first before that happens I got a quick question for each of y'all

We'll start with Dan Van Kirk What was the last movie you saw? Does Adam Sandler's 100% Fresh count? No Fuck It is good stand up right great yeah but i don't know if they got a theatrical release or not is it feature-length it's a special it's a special okay but if it's like any like any murphy years delirious or wrong i know it gets gets tricky well i'll move on but i will say it is beautiful and perfect. Yes, it is wonderful.

Check it out. The last movie I saw is John Carpenter's The Thing. Yeah, I had never seen it before. I saw it last weekend. I know. And it's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, my God, man.

Yeah, they never call out the fact that that one doctor has an earring or a nose ring or whatever that I loved that about it I think that's

most people's takeaway from the thing was it really what's up with the nose ring not that stomach mouth it's really really good I really enjoyed it I thought the mood

of it was awesome the music of it is great they also did a really smart thing where they're like yeah we just won't explain everything to you. You either figure it out or say you

don't like this movie, but we don't give a shit. I was like, thank you. So I loved it. Dan, I love everything that you're saying. Thanks, buddy. But I can't stop looking at the man over there that has a Groot on his shoulders. Now I can't either. Yeah.

Yeah, he's got a light right on him. That is brighter than all the lights. That's the whole costume. He's just wearing street clothes. There's a group just sitting on his shoulder. Good job, dude. Jacob, what was the last movie you saw? It almost sounds like a joke, but actually, The Last Jedi was the last movie I saw? It almost sounds like a joke,

but actually, The Last Jedi was the last movie I saw, but I know that people don't want to hear me talk about that. Oh, shit. And how much the Yoda scene embodies everything that's wrong with it. So I'm going to go two movies back and say Four Christmases, which is a movie I watched for, I don't know,

I woke up and it was on HBO and it was starting and I watched it and I watched the whole thing. And it's kind of my The Thing. It's something that I had been meaning to see for a long time and now I've done that. And it was, what was really, have you guys seen the movie Four Christmases? I was going to say something,

but you don't take a breath ever. Oh, well, you never know when DVK's around. But yeah, I am a big fan of Four Christmases. I think Jon Favreau's hilarious in it as his bully brother, Vince Vaughn's bully brother. The scene where they play Pictionary and he and his wife are really good at it is super funny. It's password. They play password. It's got a lot of aggravating, you know, like I don't really like things that are about annoying relatives because I'm always just like, you can just leave.

It's a good twist on it, two divorces and four families. Yeah. Here's the main problem with it. It's shot in San Francisco and all of the family have southern redneck accents. All four families have redneck southern accents. That's the main problem with the film. It's a major problem. What are they eating at Fisherman's Wharf?

They don't say it's San Francisco. No, they make a big deal about showing them to San Francisco and driving over the bridge. Why do they have Southern accents then? Because it reads dumb and obnoxious family members, I guess. And it's like, let's just make them all hicks. Every single actor made the choice. Well, I mean, have you been to Hayward?

I worked... Doug, I worked at the Olive Garden in Hayward. Well, then you know the accent. Go Raiders! But I actually researched it afterwards, and apparently Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn had horrible chemistry and hated each other on the set, and their working styles clashed.

But you wouldn't know it. I thought they were good together. I thought they were great. I was so happy for them in the beginning of. I thought they were good together. I thought they were great. Yeah, I thought they were, I was so happy for them in the beginning of the movie when they were a couple that figured out they could just blow off their relatives every year. Or just go have fun. Or get divorced, or have to have them every

Tuesday and every other weekend. I've heard people have to deal with that. Yeah, the lesson at the end of that movie that people should settle down and just be married is bullshit, but I like the end of that movie that people should settle down and just be married is bullshit. But I like the rest of it. Andrew Youngblood? The last movie I took my son to see, Goosebumps 2 Haunted Halloween.

Okay, finally somebody I know has seen Goosebumps 2. How does it hold up to Goosebumps 1? And could you kill me right now? I'll tell you, I like the book better. The book is better. All right, you fucking asshole. I like the 27 books better than that.

Doug, you and I saw Goosebumps 1 together. It was pretty bad. Jacob and I were out on the road together. We saw Goosebumps one together. It was pretty bad. Jacob and I were out on the road together. We saw Goosebumps one. What an experience. I actually, I think, blew a deal with, I don't know if I told you this story, with Jack Black because I was in a meeting with him

and didn't hide the fact that I didn't enjoy Goosebumps. What? Yeah. I was developing a project with him and a friend and then it came up and I said, I figured I was going to name drop you and maybe get in with him because it was my friend

and I was like, oh yeah, Doug and I saw that on the road. He's like, oh, what'd you think? And I was like,

yeah, it's good. And I don't know why I didn't. You can't, when your voice goes up, you can't be like, it's good.

It seemed fine but then later he pulled out of the thing and my friend that was on the thing with me was just like, convinced me

it's because of the Goosebumps thing. He blew it for us. After watching Goosebumps 2, I'll say, with the He blew it for us. After watching Goosebumps 2, I'll say with the amount of time that Jack Black was in Goosebumps 2, I don't think he was a fan of Goosebumps 1 either. That was not good.

So it just was me then. He was in four minutes of the movie. He shows up at the end. That's it. Whoa! Oh, yeah. You guys weren't going to see it. Let people waste their money.

No one was going to go see that. Black fans get disappointed. Oh, shit. Yeah. You weren't going to see that. Why don't you lay out clock in the walls or whatever it's called while you're at it. I can't handle the googly eyes in the front row. It's fucking too much.

That guy's creepy generally. Those are just regular glasses Great podcast content It's Halloween Well he's a black dude With a bow tie It's Halloween Halloween

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The scream lady's shaking her head though. She's very disappointed. Yeah, you put on a scream mask for the night you expect to get things. Who are you playing for, Andrew? Zoo Joey-a. Yeah. Yeah. These guys over here in the costumes. Mm-hmm.

And you got... They got me in there in the role played by Jason Bateman. And, but. There are a lot of people I don't know. Jeff Tate is in there, but Jacob Ciro is in there. As a sloth, the slow speaking. Oh, okay. It's ironic.

Yeah, they did some speed blind casting there. There's a lot of people in there. They're throwing out a wide net, and they missed me. Well, you know, it's your first time on the show. I know, it's my first time. There's no way. How could they know? That would be amazing if somebody made it.

Wouldn't it be great? Yeah. Somebody figured that out. All right. You can throw that down on the ground. I mean, drop it, whatever it takes. There you go. Jacob, what do you got there?

Some sort of boomstick? It's a chainsaw of sorts, I think. And it says Ash J. I don't really, your name is, I guess, Ash, referring to Ash versus the Evil Dead. Right. I don't know how Ash J is clever in any way. That's why I didn't pick it.

That's why you didn't take it? Yeah, that's why. You passed right by it, but he really got his hopes up, and I felt sorry for him, so I grabbed it. Also, it's got this weird setup. It's like this weird homemade lot of duct tape, and you've got to grab it on the inside, and it's still like this whole chamber

where you put your hand in to grab it is really warm and sweaty. And that's... But... I can see why you're excited to get it. Well, it looked creative. At least you could shove a girthy cock in there. Congrats, you have HPV now.

That's the biggest fleshlight I've ever seen. Everybody has HPV. That's what I tell girls. All right, who are you playing for, Dan? I'm just a Chicago basic bitch, and I picked this solely because of that. Then once I got up here, realized my name was on it. Your name's actually on it.

I did not know that. It's the Cruz Brothers starring Daniel Van Kirk and John Belushi. It's a Chicago classic, my friend. It says Dan Van Kirk, not Daniel. Well, I grow proper when I talk about him. I almost went with, was it Sophie's Choice over there? Thank you for Sophie?

Oh, okay. Well, it worked either way. You know what? You got another idea. Thank you for Sophie instead of thank you for smoking. Yeah. That's much better than just bringing a Sophie's Choice poster. Yeah, so I went with the Cruise Brothers.

A classic film, my friend. All right. Is it brothers that you're playing for? Is it two guys? No, I think it's just one gentleman. Am I correct, Cruise? Let me see that. All right, so...

To lose their home. It's fine. Just put it on the floor. Trying to move things along. That lady finally took her scream mask off. So hot under there. Yeah. All right.

All right. Thanks for coming, everybody. Thanks, guys. It's time to... Oh, wait. I forgot about the fucking beignets. Yeah, who needs to pick me up? I'd like to try one and throw it.

Oh, I like it. Like a grenade? Yep. Ooh, that's a new form on Douglas. Yeah, just take a bite out of it and then chuck it. I'm going to be honest. I might not throw it Nobody even wants it You ready? What a guess

I'm getting you kicked out Don't eat Dan's You'll get HPV Again? Again? Alright I've devised some games for us to play And we're going to start With something called

Purple Rain Man Yes! Andrew, this is a game where I'm going to name the stars of a movie mashup title similar to Purple Rain Man. It's two titles that fit together beautifully. I'll name the third-billed people, then the second-billed people, and then the top-billed people in this movie mashup. And just guess as often as you like. First person to get it right wins.

It's just between the people on the stage. Sounds good. guess as often as you like. First person to get it right wins. This is just... Yeah, yeah. Just between the people on the stage. Sounds good. Yeah, I mean these other guys, they know how this game works. Dan won't stop staring at me. It's fucking weird. Dan's very competitive. Alright, coming in in third build,

and this is just between the people on stage, of course, this movie has Andy Matichak and Tracy Letts. Yeah, I'll just go right to the second billing. Second billing would be Judy Greer and Keaton Nigel Cook. I know, what? Indeed. And then top billed

Jamie Lee Curtis and Greta Gerwig. What is the movie mashup title? Dan? Yeah, I know.

You got some ideas? Half of them. Jacob? No. Hold on. Not yet. Andrew? Tracy Lutz has not been in a movie.

He's an amazing playwright. I don't have much. He's in Lady Bird. What were the top build again? I don't have much. He's in Lady Bird. What were the top build again? He was in The Post. Top build is Jamie Lee Curtis, so that right there, you should have the first half of the title. True lies. And Greta Gerwig

was the star of the second half of this movie mashup title. Halloweener Dog? That is correct. What? There's a movie called Wiener Dog? That is how you get it done!

Real fans just showed them fuck themselves right now. Real fans just showed them fuck themselves right now. Real fucking DML fans showed themselves. DML? Yeah, dude. Doug Movie loves me. Doug Movie loves. The Yoda version. Doug Movie loves. DML

is my favorite. Fuckin' it. Favorite show. Alright, Dan. You picked that one off. Yep. Holla, Wiener Dog. I can't believe Danny DeVito didn't make the top three build on Wiener Dog. But anyway, now let's play ABCD's Nuts.

Yes! All right. This game is a spelling game. Are you familiar with it, Andrew? I'm not familiar with this one. All right, perfect. We'll start with Dan. Then we'll go to Jacob.

Then we'll go to you, Andrew. By the time it gets to you You will totally understand this Or you'll just flail around It doesn't matter A big flailer We're just having fun Texas Chainsaw Massacre Is a Halloween scary movie favorite

So let's spell Massacre. Oh, thank God. Yeah, we don't have time for all those words. Just Massacre. We'll start with Dan. The letter is M. There's going to be a theme, but just name any movie that begins with the letter M.

If you match the one I wrote down previous to this show, you win the whole thing. Automatically. Not the whole thing. Just this game. Monster Squad. Great guess. Not what I wrote down.

I wrote My Little Pony The Movie. Is that the full title? I'm pretty sure it is. Alright, so now we go to Jacob and the next letter in Massacre of course is A. Name any movie that begins with A.

Well, that's fucked up that you did the My Little Pony thing. Why? Because that fucked up the whole life. Because I was thinking like Dan was. Yeah, well now you get to think something different Well, no, I'm going with the guess I had And I feel like, Doug, if this isn't the guess Then you're actually incorrect It's going to be a nightmare on Elm Street

No, no, no No, I went with Annie Alright, so now we go to Andrew Letter S Any movie that begins with S All right, so now we go to Andrew. Letter S. Any movie that begins with S. But we're following a theme, right?

We might be. We've got My Little Pony, the movie, and Annie. Little Girl Films is what we chose. Is that what we did? You know, you're not here to give it away to everybody. You're here to just give your best guess. Andrew's on who wants to be a millionaire. Well, you know, I thought A and B.

Can't give you a 50-50. No, I have movies with S's. I'm just trying to think of, you know, a little girl film with an S. That doesn't seem like something an adult man should be doing. I know. I shouldn't be thinking about that. That's why it's so hard for me. You can't think of girl films. God, it's really...

Maybe I should take my pants off. That might help me think. Kind of your fault. If you think it'll help... Just name a movie... Superbad. No. I mean, yes, you're right. Just name a movie. Superbad. No. I mean, yes, you're right.

It does begin with the letter S. And it is a movie. And it's a movie I love. I was watching it on cable the other day. I went with Slappy and the Stinkers. What? From 1998, let's say. S is the next letter, Dan.

I didn't know we could do porn. I don't... I'm with you until the stinkers part. I don't remember if there's a the in this. If there is, can I give you a second one? I guess so. Thanks, buddy. Is it Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, or is it The...

I think that movie's called The Sisterhood, but I also did not write that down. All right, well, I'll go... It's called The Sisterhood. I'll go Suzy Q. Oh, that's cute. I went with From 1972. Oh, yeah, that classic.

Disney classic, Snowball Express. Was that when they were doing weird live action films? Like Apple Dumpling? Like their entire time they've been a thing? No, the old weird ones. They've made a lot of weird movies. Who's next? Jacob?

Yeah, huh? Hey, clearly it's all the presidents, man. No. No, I went with... What? I went with Annie from 2014. I literally almost guessed that. I was gonna say Black Annie,

but it's too racially charged these days to say the words Black Annie. Fuck, I saw it in the theaters and I liked that movie, actually. Oh, you like Blanny? Yeah, I like Blanny. I didn't know if it would be a B or an A. Oh, it's an A.

An A- I thought. Andrew, your letter is C. All right. I got a little girl's film. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Coraline. Oh.

That's a good guess, at least. That's a good guess at least. That's a fantastic, terrific guess. I wish I had written that too. Because what I wrote instead saddens me to my core. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Why does that sadden you? That's Ian Fleming.

Yeah. Weird ass movie. R is the next letter. Daniel? Oh, man. Red Dawn? You know what? There's some fucking strong ass women out there

that love that fucking movie. I went with Return to Oz. Damn it. All right, the last letter in Massacre is E, of course. What do you think, Jacob? This is your chance to take it all down. Do you want me to recap everything so far?

Yeah, actually, that was an asset. My Little Pony, the movie. Annie, the first one. Slappy and the Stinkers, also the first one. Snowball Express. Annie the Blanny. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Return to Oz.

And E! Oh man, it's got to be more of a kids movie movie Right there you jump in With the rest of it Everyone says I love you E.T. The extraterrestrial Fuck

I think he's included in everyone Nice try though Yeah, it is You're right about that Oh my god, I've got such a Benet hangover Nice try, though. Yeah, it is. You're right about that. Oh, my God, I've got such a Binet hangover. That's even a thing. Is it worth it?

Okay, if you say so. How about we play a little Last Man Stanton? Yes! Now, this game, of course, is where we, you know, get a suggestion from an audience member, but I decided to change it up tonight.

Tonight we're going to play Last Man Staunton. It's the films of Imelda Staunton. Go. When Harry Met Sally. Everyone says I love you. No. Go. When Harry Met Sally. Everyone says I love you. No.

What? No. Pat Chatham's. No. No. We bought a zoo. You all lose. Summer in the Sky. Marley and Me.

She plays Professor Umbridge in the Harry Potter movies. Oh, shit. So she's like in a couple of those. But I was just joking around. It's Halloween, you guys. We're having fun. I hope this catches on. I think we should get in.

When Let's Make a Deal started, yes, the show that me and your grandmothers watch, nobody dressed up. They did that to get the attention of the host. I want dressing up in costume to be a part of Douglas movies. Or if you dressed up in the same theme as your name tag... I mean, you know it's Halloween today, right?

Oh! So that's why a few people did it. But even on Halloween, only a few people did it. I know. I don't think that's really going to catch on. I wish it would, though. I think they put a lot of effort into their signs. They don't need to worry about a costume to go with it. It would be great.

On Halloween it's fun, Dan, but come on. Okay. Guess that's how you don't get it done. Somebody in the audience is sad for you. I just heard someone... Oh, don't wreck Dan's dying wish. What? Oh, shit, I'm, dying wish. What? Oh, shit, I'm sorry.

Was I not supposed to mention that? They called you first? You tell me I have stage four lymphoma on the show. Well, we'd get written up in split cider, that's for sure. I was gonna, but you just ruined it. That's what my mom died of, lymphoma. R.I.P. Callbacks are part of comedy.

Oh, man. That should be good. You know, I've got Get It Done. Tate's got Tay Tay Tay. Every time you say something sad or offensive, there should start a slow clap that slowly builds. Wait, so every time Jacob speaks, everyone is supposed to start clapping slowly?

I don't think I like that. I don't care for that. All right. Where is I? Keaika? Keaika, do you love me? It's the Groot guy. It's the dude with the Groot on his shoulder.

Babe, we've got to sit under the light. Is it cool if we sit over here? He's been balancing that all night. It's fallen off like seven times. Have a watch. He has like some J-Lo boob tape on him. I thought there might be Velcro, but there's nothing. Nothing?

He's pretty bad at balancing it on his shoulder. You got a clip? He looks like he's at Singles Night at Ruby Tuesday. Mostly the lamp makes me feel that way. All right, so what's your name, dude? Ikaika. Oh, it is Ikaika. Whoa, watch it with the anti-Semitism, bro.

How was that offensive? Because you made fun of his name. It's got kike in it. That's his parents' fault. Hawaii's fault. You guys are great. I know it won't catch on, but for tonight it was great. I think it'll catch on.

Sorry, Doug. For the listener at home, you should've fucking been here. Hell yeah! Oh, shit. That was good. You just handed peanut butter cups to dudes in old Buzz Lightyear costumes.

You missed out on this shit. Also, for the listener at home, try listening to it in your car. Go somewhere and do something. Don't just listen to it at home. Get a job and have a commute. It is weird. Or listen to it at your job. That's another great place to listen to it.

Okay. So, Ikaika. He gave up on Groot. He gave up on the Groot. Put it back. Yeah, put it back. Put it back. No. Come it back. Put it back. No, it's true.

Come on, I'm just trying to make a name for myself. It goes right on there. So cute. Alright. So he's going to suggest a name of an actor or actress for us to play tonight on Last Man Standing. What do you got? It's going to be Deborah Winger and Natalie Portman.

For sure a Jew. What was it? Oh. I'm telling you, it's just going to happen every time he speaks. You have to make... You're right. You're right. You have to be more specific.

You're right. You're right. What do you got, E? Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis. I like that. Yeah, everybody's on board with that.

But also, we got a show to do here tonight. And we don't want it to end three or four minutes from now. Yeah, exactly. I mean, she's a good one, but, you know, I mean, we can't.

Activia is not an answer. So... Then I'm out. I'm out, too. Where's Joey Harmon? Come on, Joey. That's you? Hey.

Hey, she's... Your name is Joey? All right. That's you? Hey. Hey. Your name is Joey? All right. What are you dressed as? A lady sloth. A lady sloth. Oh, I love it.

Kristen Bell sloth? The baby one that she saw in Ellen? From Zootopia. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Me. All right. So you promised your brother That you'd give me a bad suggestion

That sounds bad Is your brother a bad person? Fuck your brother, man What's going on with your brother? Why is he such a jerk? Where is he tonight, your brother? He lives in Chicago I thought about doing...

I might do the show there someday. I heard it's a big city. Alright, so, but since he can't wait for me to come there and for him to say this terrible name, you're going to have to say it while dressed as a sloth. Let's hear it. 50 cents.

It's like one movie. Maybe two movies. It's more than one movie, but it's still maybe two movies. Might be in the four area. We got a guy over here. It's against

Arnold Schwarzenegger. We haven't done that enough. For the listeners at home, that laugh was just for me. We got a... Holy shit, we got a disgruntled Jedi in the front row. I didn't even know Jedis could shrug. I didn't even know that was in their repertoire. I thought they just were badasses.

I didn't know they complained about things. You start moving shit across the room, he's like, I did that. I moved that, and also my pudding is cold. Who's gonna do something about it? Also, for a Jedi, I think he turned his robe inside out on accident.

Well, maybe not. I don't know. Are they supposed to be terrycloths? Maybe. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. That was a lose. I get it. Where'd you get that at? Five dollar robes? Sounds good?

Okay. Joey Harmon, give us a name that is not 50 Cent. You know, your brother, is that who it was? Your brother? He had a good laugh now Listening to this He's sitting somewhere in Chicago going I ruined Doug Lowe's movies Aren't I great?

So what else have you got? Colin Farrell? That's okay I mean the one-two of Colin Farrell. That's okay. I mean, the one-two of Colin Farrell and Jamie Lee Curtis should get us through a lively round of this game. Should. And we'll be outside smoking in no time. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, so who won the last game? Nobody. Right. Who won the first game? Dan. All right, so Dan, the last game? Nobody. Right. Who won the first game? Dan. I did. All right, so Dan, you'll go first,

then Jacob, then Andrew, and then me, because I like to play along, and I love Colin Farrell movies. True Detective was a great one that lasted for 10 episodes. Dan, start us off. I mean, Halloween 2018.

Okay. Yeah, it's not going to be exciting at first, guys. We're going to get there. And I'll be there when it is. Alright. Jacob? I'll take the original Halloween off the table. Okay. Great job, you guys. Thanks, buddy.

Andrew? Andrew? Halloween H20. There's a Halloween off the table. Great job, you guys. Thanks, buddy. Andrew. Halloween H20. Oh. All right. A Fish Called Wanda. I love that. Somebody in the audience, whoa. How did you do that?

Daniel? My favorite role of hers because I saw it at just the right time. Trading Places. Someone said I hear ya. It was the perfect time in your life To learn that there are greedy old white men That's what I meant That love Jamie Lee Curtis' boobs

Okay so Jacob I'm gonna go with Activia 2 No I'm uh You didn't say the sequels were off limits. Activia. Full title. H2O.

Activia number two, I think is what it was called. Do you... A scatological joke that was... I know you probably have a real answer. I do, I do. But keep in mind, you guys, you each have one lifeline. You can go to your person whose name tag you chose. You can go to them once. But what do you got, Jacob?

True Lies. Yeah. Very good. I saw that at just the right age. Yeah. I'm a girl. But after my bar mitzvah when I started lying.

I was like, who is this Tom Arnold? Andy? I saw the movie right around the time I started jerking off to terrorists. You know what? You're on a good run.

Andrew, I'm going to go with Freaky Friday. Oh, yeah. Nice. Who was the other name? I'll call to go with Freaky Friday. Oh, yeah. Nice. Who was the other name on Colin Farrell? Yeah, we haven't really done any Colin Farrells. Uh-uh.

I'll drop a Colin Farrell just for the fuck of it. I'll go The Lobster. Nice. Yeah. That's a messed up movie. Especially if you have ever reached into a toaster on purpose. Dan? Halloween 2.

What? How did we skip that? I don't know, but I'll take it. You got it. Is she in every one? Yeah, keep saying them. You got this, Andy. She's not in Season of the Witch.

Andy was going to guess that. Jacob? Well, you know, I love the racial jokes, so I'm going to go with Minority Report. You're not even going to clap for that. I'm one. Guys, no. We've got to set a higher bar than that.

I'm the victim. You know what? That is offensive. I love all of you. I love that my catchphrase is from your fucking comedy act. Andrew? I don't know a lot. You want to go to your lifeline?

Not yet I'm not there Just trying to do something But If only I had a phone booth To call a friend Well played He was in a movie called

Call a Friend I'm glad I don't work for any of you guys Why? Because if I did I'd think you were horrible bosses Why? Oh think you were horrible bosses. Oh. Oh.

Some of you are acting like we're doing a magic show up here. It's just remembering shit. It's not that hard. Daniel. Yes. Supper's ready that was that is the tone I will go

with killing of a sacred deer yeah so good that's my favorite of his I know it's weird right it's recent and a deep cut. It is. It's a two for a Jacob.

Well, I usually like to ask the crowd to give me cocaine, and I haven't had a chance to do that tonight, so consider this, that Miami Vice. Oh. That's my advice. It's Jacob's way of asking you guys for cocaine. Cocaine.

Come on, kite guy. You owe me. I know. No. I let the one guy start it by himself. It's not. It's not. That's not good enough.

Cocaine. Cocaine. Cocaine. Cocaine! Cocaine! Cocaine! I'm still here, Doc. I thought you were still here. I haven't gone anywhere. Are you a big Colin Farrell fan, Eddie? I do like Colin Farrell.

He's good. I watched his sex tape three times. And what did you, what noise did you make after the third time you is it? I don't know. Are you asking me? No, Andy. Stay out of this.

All right, all right. It's Andy's turn. Who is he, Jacob? No, Andy. Oh, Andy? It is mine. What do you got, Andrew? Why is everyone calling me?

Oh, here we go. I am going to have to go to my lifeline. Let's go to the lifeline. Where's your lifeline? Where's Joe at? Joey. What do you got? You're the one who suggested it.

You got to cut. You suggested it. You better have something. Don't you kind of hope Joey's like, my brother said to give someone the wrong answer. Oh. Your brother would. Imbruge.

Very good. Sounds good. Which one was in that movie? Which one of them? Your brother would. Imbruged. Sounds good. Which one was in that movie? Which one of them? Colin Farrell. That's probably my favorite Colin Farrell movie. It is an excellent film. If I had to pick one. So many to choose from.

Not that many. Well, I mean, you know. Saving Mr. Banks. Is that right? Yep. You slid it in so slyly, no one knew you answered. Yeah, people are all like,

oh, we're concerned about this Mr. Banks. What do we need to do? Can we start a GoFundMe? It doesn't add anything... To save Mr. Banks? It doesn't add anything to the show, but are you looking forward to the new Mary Poppins? The Mary Poppins Returns?

Yeah. With Emily Blunt? I don't know. I mean, I'm hearing that it turned out good, but that's hard to believe. I teared up during the trailer. I don't give a shit.

Think of me what you will. The Fox and the Hound makes me cry thinking about it. I love those films. Wait, The Fox and the Hound you cry cry thinking about it i love those films wait the in the hound you cry thinking about a pub no that's a that's a deep la cut right there no i mean there's all those pubs that have that yeah there actually is a lot of pups the fox and the firkin no that right isn't that at the airport? That movie makes me cry. Okay. Moving on.

I will go to my lifeline. Cruz, what can you tell me, Cruz Brothers? Hearts War. Hearts War. Ooh. That's the Mel Gibson military movie? Who's in it? He says, I guess so.

Probably means he looked it up on his phone. It's got Will Ferrell. If Will Ferrell counts, this game's going to go a lot longer than that. It's got Perry Ferrell. It's got Ferrell's ice cream. All right, we're good. I don't know what you're saying. All right, so he's good

It's a Bruce Willis movie Jacob I want to say something I'm not sure about I'm going to keep it on ice Go to your lifeline Daredevil Who's in Daredevil? Colin Farrell He's in thedevil? Colin Farrell?

He's in the Ben Affleck He played Bolzano Okay yeah I'll take it Thank you Alright Daredevil Are they clapping for me Or Daredevil?

I don't know It's not a slow clap So I can't tell Andrew Andrew are you all done? I I'm gonna go I don't know

I feel like Jamie Lee Curtis Was a mom In one of these movies So I'm gonna go go I don't know I feel like Jamie Lee Curtis was a mom in one of these movies so I'm going to go with the little giants I don't know man fuck

yeah I don't know yeah are you sure I'm pretty sure yeah I also don't care really yeah

I mean it's cool I'm out I get it it's cool that you're out dude it's cool I'm out I get it it's cool that you're out dude it's funny

we were in the earlier show we were playing Last Man Standing with Rosario Dawson and I said Alexander

and Colin Farrell's in that as well yeah so that's what I'm going with. We're not ready for audience guesses yet. Dan's going to try to bring this thing home.

I'm probably not going to do it. Yeah? You think you're out? Colin Farrell is in... Yep. He's the guy who's all like, hey. Can I ask you a question, Doug, real quick? Do you think we've done a majority of Jamie Lee Curtis'

movies? We've touched on, you know, she's got a lot more, for sure. Like, what's one? Well, if I had to name one... I mean, if I had to name one... If I were a person that knew the title of the

sort of sequel to Fish Called Wanda, I would say that. Oh, I just thought of it, actually. I know what that is. Don't say it, you guys. This is all Dan is just playing around here. He's not asking for the audience to help him. What is that? But I'm asking for some help.

Eddie the Eagle would like some help. Stay out of this, Eddie. Okay. I'll be on the wall. Yeah, okay. It's San Diego. I'll see you November 17th. Until then,

zip it. I mean, I'm not against eating eagle for Thanksgiving I can't believe how sad you guys got first of all that's a federal offense you can't even

own a feather you're not allowed to eat a painting that's on the wall in a comedy club no you can't even own a feather. You're not allowed to eat a painting that's on the wall in a comedy club? No, you can't eat it at all. Because it's a painting of an eagle? Yeah, that still counts. Okay. Can I set it on fire or touch it to the ground?

No, you can't do any of that shit. Dan? Yeah? You're letting it Like Eddie's Stalling on your behalf But what do you got? I know Tigerland

Is that real? Yeah Colin Farrell Shit Is he? I believe so yes Wow Nice pull

Thanks buddy We'll find out In two days How wrong I was. But I really do think he's in. I think you're right. Jacob, I believe Colin Theroux's and I are hookabees. No, you can't just

wish him into it. No, I think he is, though. Is he not? He's not in there. I don't think he is. Are we sure? Well, no one is supporting you. True, but probably no one's. No one's even slow clapping. Well, it's not an offensive guess. Guys, don't. He didn't offend any of us.

Give it time. He'll come back around. Oh, Winter's Tale. Ooh. Yeah, I found out Dan wins. That's how that Ooh. Yeah, I thought Outdown wins. That's how that works. Well, I mean, I'm still playing.

Colin Over the Hedge. Really? Colin Farrell, I believe. He's one of the voices in that thing? He's like a possum or some shit? I really think he is. Or maybe a talking hedge?

Hey, why'd you go over me? Alright, Dan, you're our winner. Congratulations. That is how you get it done. Fierce Creatures. People were yelling all sorts of different stuff.

Fierce Creatures is the name of the Fish Called Wanda sort of sequel. Of course, Jamie Lee Curtis was in Prom Night and Perfect. Seven Psychopaths. Seven Psychopaths with Colin Farrell. Isn't he in Curious Beasts and Where to Find Them? Yes. He he in Curious Beasts and Where to Find Them?

Yes. He's in Curious Beasts and Where to Find Them, right? Yeah, and he's in this new Grindelwald's Jingle Girl. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Swat. Swat. Swat. Guys, how do we forget?

Swat. God damn it. I can't believe that. How did that? Swat. Swat. What about some Jamie movies? Phone booth did come up.

Phone booth. I said phone booth. Halloween Resurrection. Friday already happened. All right, we're done. We're done. We're done. We're done.

You guys are just yelling stuff. When you guys start yelling out shit we already said, we're done. Freaky Friday and phone booth already came up. Shut the fuck up. We're done. We're done. Yeah. The idea, Doug, is that someone sat in that audience and be like,

these dumb fucks haven't even said phone booth or freaky frog. If I was up there, I'd be crushing right now. It's true. That's what that guy was thinking. His voice got deeper in your version, but I love it either way. Congratulations. Where's

Cruise Brothers? Where you at? Come get your come get your prizes you got a you got a partially eaten beignet and then all these bags

of shit here I mean you probably pick up some spare change on your way home because people

are going to think you need it because you're carrying all these bags. Yeah, there you go. Congratulations. Love your Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future costume.

Oh, you're dressed as Stephen Avery? You know what? Way to bring it down. Way to bring it down. Yeah. Way to bring it down. Tried to compliment his outfit and he has to tell it down. Tried to compliment his outfit and he has to tell the truth.

What happened? He said he loved you. Say it, Tug. Oh, okay. You're going to say tell the truth without saying tell the truth? Tell the truth? Give me your name tags, fellas.

Does he have a shithead on the back of his utopia? Her brother didn't say a shithead. Oh, here we go. That means it's her brother. Oh, okay. Oh, your brother is a shithead on the back of the Zootopia one? Her brother didn't say a shithead. Oh, here we go. That means it's her brother. Oh, your brother is a shithead. That's true. Where's the shithead on this one? It's on the back.

I think that's the shithead. Is it? Where is it? Okay, got it. Wait, no, this? I agree with that wholeheartedly. Oh, you do? Yeah.

Okay, well, we'll get to that in a second. Got any plugs, guys? I do. Go ahead, Dan Van Kirk. Thanks, buddy. I am on tour right now. I'm starting the second leg of my tour. If I'm about to name a city that you're not in, chances are I'm coming there

because I have other legs coming up. Could you say coming, Les? Lots of legs. Nope. I will be on November 1st I will be in will you be coming yes of course and then I'm coming

to Bellingham on November 2nd then guess check out guys I am coming after that I am coming to

Eugene, Oregon oh you're gonna come oh then you better be ready because guess who's coming I am to Portland, Oregon on

on Sunday the 4th and then I will be back in the Bay Area at the Starline Social Club on November 5th. Come to the Bay Area. Seating is very limited for that show so if you're looking at me while I'm saying this get those tickets at danielvancurk.com

and then on the 8th I will be at the American Comedy Company in San Diego on the 9th I will be at the Dynasty Typewriter in LA. Closing out the second leg of my tour, guess where I'm coming, guys? I'm coming in Phoenix, Arizona at Stand Up Live, and I'd love to see anybody listening

to this or anybody looking at me right now to come to my shows. Thank you very much. And you know what? That is how you get it done! Oh, God, that feels good. Not to me.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, let him talk. He doesn't even plug yet. It's a man of all commas and no periods. Here we go. I love it. No commas either. There's no commas and no periods. Here we go. I love it. No commas either. There's no commas.

Straight on through. Jacob? Is that the... If you're not gonna go, I am! Oh, really, Eddie? You got something to play? We got Matt Reif here all weekend, starting tomorrow, November 1st on Thursday.

At the San Diego Comedy Company? Yeah, but then hold tight. If that doesn't wet your belly, guess what? My beak will fill your mouth because November 17th, Douglas movie swooping into town. So get out your talons and grab those tickets. All right.

Thank you, Eddie. Good call! Good call! What a great endorsement. Can we hang up now, though, though Eddie Because it was an expensive call You'll have to hang up on me Because I cannot move Okay bye

Jacob are you doing plugs? Yeah I'm coming on somebody dressed like Robert Williams You don't even know which one are you doing plugs? Yeah, I'm coming on somebody dressed like Robin Williams later tonight. But you don't even know which one. How do you know

if it's offensive? It's probably Wednesday Addams. It's Wednesday Addams. And he's dead and so he's not doing it. I'm actually I'm going to take this

my plug time and do something really weird. I'm going to do an unplug because I'm actually going to attempt Check out Nirvana. I'm going to attempt I love It's a great band. I've heard of them. I'm going to do an unplug because I'm actually going to attempt Check out Nirvana. I'm going to attempt. It's a great band. I've heard of them. I am going to attempt

to quit social media for a month starting tomorrow. What? Starting tomorrow? I will assume if you hate the show or what I've said on the show, then I'll see you in December and we can talk about it. I just feel like it's an issue with me and the phone and I just made this decision and then I got a friend.

No social media Vember. Yeah, I'm going to delete the apps but not the accounts and I plan to come back. I'm going to do no bread Vember. Oh, really?

Yeah, I'm not eating bread for the month of November. For me, does it give you anxiety to think about it? About not eating bread? No, I'm fine. Oh, because for me with the social, it gives me a lot of anxiety thinking about it. I eating bread yeah no I'm fine oh because for me

with the social it gives me a lot of anxiety I had some really good bread today and I feel like that's why I should do it tag him in awful things and he won't reply yeah I won't

all month long that happens all month long that's just called social media for me but I but yeah I'm gonna give it a shot

alright but still alright so don't look for him for a month but please go on there and follow me December 1st yeah

meet up with him and interact it's gonna be like the for a month. But please go on there and follow me and I'll see you in December. Yeah, meet up with him and interact and whatever. It's gonna be like the fucking slot machine when I get back on there. Okay, if you say so. Like a negative slot machine. Like if it took your money instead of getting you money. Okay. Anyway, but also...

Why was that? I feel like this is just anti-Semitism at this point. Well, no it wasn't. The scream lady's got her mask back on like she's done for the night. And I would just like to thank... What's your name? Kike something?

I'd like to thank you for having that name. As a self-hating Jew, that's a dream come true for me. To be able to perform for you tonight. So thank you. Now you're just trying. Never. You know me. To be able to perform for you tonight. So thank you. Now you're just trying. Never. You know me. Andrew Youngblood. Guys, no!

I'm going to be all over this country coming with Dan all month long. You're coming alongside Dan. I'm coming with Dan all month long. It's going to be great. If Dan comes somewhere, you're going to come there as well. Right before him.

I come first. He takes a little longer to come, but he'll get there. And then you can follow me on Twitter at NoYoungBlood. And I launch a new podcast. It comes out this Friday called Party Stories

with Andrew Youngblood. Please Google it. Check it out. Thank you. Thank you, Andrew Youngblood. And Google it. Check it out. Thank you. Thank you, Andrew Youngblood. And Jacob Seroff and Dan Van Kirk. Yeah. Yeah.

As mentioned earlier, all of my dates and deets and links are at DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com. That's Doug Loves Movies.com. Yeah. Woo-hoo. Doug, you have it all up. Yeah. Thank you to, please hang up on Eddie. Thank you to the Punchline Comedy Club and the people of the Bay Area.

And you guys specifically I'll be back during Sketchfest in January and as always as always, Joey's brother is a shithead and wild coyotes are a shithead

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