Doug Loves Movies - Jay Chandrasekhar, Greg Fitzsimmons, Samm Levine, Riki Lindhome and Jessica Michelle Singleton guest

Episode Date: June 20, 2022

Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Jay Chandrasekhar, Greg Fitzsimmons, Samm Levine, Riki Lindhome and Jessica Michelle Singleton to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, sticky seats With 50 azod hopper kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies I'm lower than everybody else. But I'll take it. I'll take five matching stools because we've got five great guests

that I'm going to bring out here after I say all of this. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Lo I love movies. It's Sunday, June 19th, 2022. And I'm very excited to be back here in front of a live audience in the town where I live, Los Angeles, California. In the town where I live, Los Angeles, California!

And so happy to be in our, you know, hopefully new home, the Hayworth Theater, a.k.a. Dynasty Typewriter on Wilshire Boulevard! If today goes well, and i think it is we will be back here on sunday july 17th oh shit indeed that's dug plug number one here's another because i know you love the Doug plugs. I'm doing stand-up at the Timber Brewing Company in Bakersfield, California, next Saturday, June 25th. I'll be in Minneapolis in July and Seattle in August. All of my dates and deets are at DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com!

Yeah! Whoa! wasmovies.com Yeah! Wallet! Wallet! but that's going to happen. It's hard to remember this shit, and I appreciate everybody that did. Here's the prize basket. I got a lovely basket at some point during the pandemic, and I don't need this basket, so I thought this is a perfect thing to put all this stuff in. Got a really fancy-looking tarot card deck that I didn't even open because, you know,

I'm scared of witches. And we've also got my friend Arden Mirren has a book that she wrote called Little Miss Little Compton. Here's a Little Miss Little Compton tote bag. Today I went to a pop-up for the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel show in town town they had a thing where they gave you lox and bagels and you know various things that would be associated with the marvelous mrs mazel this is from coney island they had a coney island section and this is some uh cotton candy presented exactly as it is on coney. Just in a small plastic bag. You don't want any of that big, exciting cotton candy. You'll just put it in a little bag.

Got this huge, really heavy book about Everest and then a lunch pail from Epix that is in order to celebrate. I don't know why it's all disco. It says disco everywhere, but then on top it says From. You know that horror, that scary show on Ep disco everywhere, but then on top it says From. You know that horror, that scary show on Epyx called From? That's what that's for.

There's like a bunch of DVDs in here, some CBD stuff, like some CBD sex cream or some shit. And yeah, and all of this, all of this stuff that was in my home, and now it's going to be in somebody else's home. It's a hoarder starter kit, and all of it is going to belong to one audience member at the end of today's show. We've got five stools on stage because we've got five tremendous guests.

I think you might know about all of them. I've been leaking them in the press. I've been revealing the names as the date gets closer. But let's get them out here, shall we? Please, everybody, give it up for

Jay Chandra Sekhar, Ricky Lindholm, Jessica Michelle Singleton, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. You know the rest. Here they

are. What a delightful group of mostly friends. Hurtful. Well, I mean, delightful group of mostly friends hurtful well i mean because some of you didn't know each other prior to today but uh i think that we're all gonna get along just well and i'm gonna introduce uh everybody individually and alphabetically if i can pull off, starting with the man to my right, everybody, it's Jay Sandra Saker!

Hello. Hey, Doug. How are you, man? I'm doing great. Happy to be here. I got rosé out of a can from the back, so I'm doing all right. I didn't know that was an option. It is an option. Would you like one?

No. Okay. Now, it's great to have you back on the show. The last time you and I were on this stage together was over four years ago when Super Troopers 2 came out. We did a special Doug Loves Movies with you and the entire cast. They were all up here, all the rest of the Supes, all the rest of the Supes troops.

And it was a lovely time. We watched the original movie, but we did a Doug Loves Movies. And I think we've seen each other since then, but it feels like. Well, there was the pandemic in between. There was. That did happen. So what's your, you know, I know you've been doing a lot of things. You're directing stuff all the time, but like, what's your thing?

You reached out to me like you were fired up to be here, and I appreciate that. What is it you would like to tell people? Okay. So, years ago. And should I have introduced you last? I just need, this is going to take about three minutes. Okay, here we go. Let's set the clock.

Super Troopers came out in like, what, 2002? Mm-hmm. I just need, this is going to take about three minutes. Okay, here we go. Let's set the clock. Super Troopers came out in like, what, 2002? The film came out Sunday. It's got huge laughs. Then it comes out in the theaters, and we get a 36% fresh rating from Rotten Tomatoes, right? From 90 reviewers. Then time catches up, and 250,000 viewers comment on it.

We get a 90% fresh rating from 250,000 people or you know comment on it we get a 90% press rating from 250,000 people and it it bothered me so much that these 30 that these strangers decided you know they I mean it's like you know reviewers are strangers I'm like when's the last time you went up to a stranger and said hey what movie should I see right yeah so I've been stewing on this thinking how can I get revenge and three years later i started developing an app a revenge machine uh and and i built it uh and it's it's called vouch vault it's like a spite app yeah it is it is it is but it's basically like it's like instagram for recommendations right so

you basically go on my thing you see i like uh like, uh, Doug loves movies and good fellas and you know, the Godfather and what music and restaurants and cars, anything I like, you'll see, I personally vouch for it. So I'm trying to get rid of, you know, first of all, relying on reviewers for movies. So if you like some movies, you'll go, here you go. And then I would look in your thing. Oh thing oh i haven't seen that movie i'll put it in my tri vault so it's called vouch vault it's on apple and and android and and i intend to take down rotten tomatoes okay that's the uh that's the plan yeah you're making you're giving the power of the tomato to the people that's right i mean look that website is named for throwing rotten fruit at filmmakers. Or at the screen, but yes, I get what you're saying.

It is a violent image of like, oh, this sucks, so I have to hurl something at it. That's right. And what they end up hurling at is words. And if you read the little, they have capsulized reviews, because I'm not going to read entire reviews but on there if you read the short reviews you can just see what horrible individuals a lot of them are like they just use that as their bully pulpit to be like here's what I don't like

and they take down things unnecessarily one of those little capsules said super troopers is 20% funny well that guy probably was a scientist he probably brought the proper measuring equipment and did the work he figured out that it's 20 but also he doesn't say how hard that 20 hits because like if something's got 20 thc in it i'm gonna get hella high so if it's got 20 laughs that's a pretty good ratio by today's standards.

I must say. Well, thank you for coming here with that news, and good luck with that project. You gonna sign up? I mean, how happy are you gonna be if Rotten Tomatoes just shuts down? Oh! So thrilled.

He's so thrilled. Like Hulk Hogan taking down Gawker. Or whatever it was. Yeah, without the guy having sex with my wife on tape. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah, exactly like that. What was unclear about what I said?

Skip the messy part. That would be in my likes, though, if you had that. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. If you vouch for it, I'll do it. It's the only thing Greg vouches for. It's so funny. I said I'm going to introduce everybody in Elf Billiard.

I have Greg fourth somehow. I don't know how that worked out. Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Fitzsimmons is here. Thank you. I think the correct thing to say was, Happy Father's Day, Greg Fitzsimmons. Yeah. Here's how I wrote it down. Happy's day dude oh really yeah it was what i was gonna say next if you just jump all over it

i just feeling a little bit like you know i made a i i left my kids i have seven kids yeah and they're all hungry and they have dirty faces we appreciate your effort that you put in yeah because i i do whenever I reach out to somebody, ask them to be on a show on Father's Day, I try to take into consideration, you know, if they're a parent and might have something going on today. In the case of Jay, I feel like he's happy to blow off his family. And in your case, again, the kid's age gave me the feeling

that they didn't have big Father's Day plans with you. They did not. But my wife gave me a certificate to go get a massage. And so I went this morning at 11 o'clock, and the woman walked on my back, but she was not a small woman. And literally, when it got to the point where she goes turn over now it took me 30 seconds and she started laughing at me i was like oh it was not pleasant yeah she's probably one of those ones that thinks like oh if they leave in pain that's

ultimately going to be good for them yeah yeah i don't agree do you want a dead tissue massage well thank you for you know coming here after that painful massage and sitting at what's probably an uncomfortable chair very low backed chair yeah it's probably not the best for you right now but I try to get the best

the best back chairs for my guests yeah and they say we've only got one chair with a really good back. And I was like, I will take it. No, it's just because this one doesn't match is the reason why I'm in this one. It's just for the, you know, because it'd be weird if one of you was lowered, everybody else

was up higher. No, Sam, that's not right. That's right. Sam Levine is here, everybody. Hi. Happy Father's Day, everybody. Yeah. Well, you just got married, so you're not in that game yet. It's true. I did. I just got... This is my first live podcast as a married person. It hits different, Doug. Wow. You probably won't win today. You probably don't have what it takes anymore. No, it's gone. I've gone soft.

You don't have the eye of the tiger anymore. Sam and I worked together on Undeclared 20 years ago and Club Dread. There you go. Another number of years ago. And what are we doing Club Dread 2, by the way? Yeah, when is that happening? We all died in the end. Oh, well, so some sort of crazy, you know, kind of lost kind of thing,

like you're on the island haunting the new guests. Yeah, could do that. Yeah. Great. Or a prequel maybe where we're just at the resort and nothing major happens. But then you have to do that CGI younger face thing that looks so fucking creepy that people think they're getting away with it. Like, oh, no one will ever

notice. They'll think Sam Jackson just was suddenly 20 years younger. He's that good. They will think it. He's so good. He's great. But that stuff in Captain Marvel, where he's supposed to be in his 20s.

Sure. It's weird looking. It's like the fucking baby in Twilight. Oh, nothing's weirder than that baby in Twilight. That is the weirdest baby ever. Yeah. Yeah. Still a better actor than the baby in American Sniper.

Sniper, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was just a doll, a baby doll. That was a baby doll. Yeah. Visible baby doll. They could have CGI'd in. I still think about that baby. It is weird that it made it

through that many people. That many people saw that movie and no one said anything. But when the director's 80 and goes I don't care then nobody else cares. He might be like a no notes kind of director. Yeah. Like that might be in his contract. It's Clint Eastwood.

So he might be. Don't talk to me about fake babies. I'm trying to make a movie about a sniper. Right. Yeah. I don't know why there was a goddamn baby on the set, real or fake. I don't know why that happened.

Cry macho. All right. Who's up next? Also joining us, speaking to babies, it's Ricky Lindholm, everybody. What's up next? Also joining us, speaking to babies, it's Rikki Lindholm, everybody! What's up? Hello. She's got a baby, y'all.

Yeah, he's backstage. Was that weird for you when I brought him in? No, I mean... Was it a surprise? I was happy. I was happy that you brought your baby. In the past, it hasn't been the greatest thing when somebody brings a baby to Douglo's movies,

but it's usually been audience members who the baby either starts crying and, you know, it gets annoying. Or one time I was I had these monkeys called Woot monkeys and I would shoot them out into the audience because they had like rubber bands on them. And you hit a baby? And I hit a baby because, I mean, long story short, I, somebody in the audience, like a baby started crying, and I was like, hey, what's with this baby? Does this baby want to woot monkey? And they're like, yeah, and I'm like, I'll hold up your baby, and they held up the baby, and I shot it into the darkness,

and apparently nailed it. I nailed that baby. No. That's on you for making that baby cry, though, right? I mean, you hit a baby with a... No, it was already fussing a little bit. That's what caught my attention. And then I always spring into action.

I always try to shoot something at a crying baby. I never became a father because it's a bad idea. You were just recreating American Sniper. Yeah. I don't remember that scene but it sounds sounds like the best part of the movie but thank you in spite of but that's the other thing

is I asked Ricky to be here even though I knew she had a new baby and you know that's the show business trooper yeah brought him along super trooper that you are you're like I'll be there and I'll bring this damn baby I was telling your girlfriend backstage that you were my first comedy friend. First ever.

First ever. We met on Friendster. Friendster. That's how long ago. Yeah. And you obviously introduced me and Kate. And so I don't care that it's Father's Day. I'll bring the baby.

We'll do this. We'll make this happen. All right. Yeah. I didn't really find those. I didn't follow the line of thinking there from one thing leading to another but uh i'm still happy to be a part of all of it okay and uh it was very nice meeting your baby i think your baby's talking already he sort of i really swear i heard your

baby say mommy and fuck you yeah one wasn't to you. One was to you and the other was to me. He sort of is. It freaks me out. He's three months old. It's weird. But yeah, he really does sound like

words are starting to happen. I know. It's weird. He's like a parakeet or some shit. Yeah. That was very exciting. Is it the parakeets that talk

or is it the parakeets? It's not. No, no, no, no, no. Parakeets talk. Parakeets talk. Do they? Not as much as parakeets, but yes. Parakeets are just better at talking. Right, right, right. Parakeets make the noiserots. It's not. No, no, no, no, no. Parakeets talk. Parakeets talk, do they? Not as much as parrots, but yes.

Parrots are just better at talking. Right, right, right. Parakeets make the noise. Yeah. They do the like, party warning. Never mind, sorry.

That's not like you're trying to do a ventriloquist like you didn't want the bird to be in the room. I pull out a bird. You were like, just keep doing it.

But that's everybody's favorite bird imitator, Jessica Michelle Singleton. Yay. Thanks. Fresh off of a kickball game, I understand. Yeah, I came from a hot kickball game out in Venice Beach. No baby, no father. Happy to be here.

I was made for this. Did you win the game? Oh, we won. All right. We spanked, yeah. So you got that, you're pumped up with that adrenaline

that comes with winning. And probably stink, so I'm very sorry to Greg and Sam. It's just emanating victory over here. I mean, you know, social distancing

has got a lot of other benefits. We're all sitting pretty far apart from each other on stage so that we can all smell really bad. I apologize for not putting any little tables out for your beverages and stuff. Now I realize I see Jessica's is on the floor. I'll just go thirsty. It's too far. I got my own little table over here.

I got some rosé. I got some donut-ies. Got a high-back chair. Does anybody like, any of the panelists like a crumb donut or a chocolate donut? Well, no, because I don't have a beverage. Or a table to put it on. I mean, if you throw those at a baby, that'd be much more preferable. It feels like after all these podcasts, you only now think of the table for us?

No, that's sort of the thing I think about all the time. But we've been out of the table for us? I mean... No, I, you know, that's sort of the thing I think about all the time, but that, you know, we've been out of the game. We haven't been doing them in front of an audience. And then now that I'm back here

at Dynasty Typewriter after four years, now I know what's going on. And the show on July 17th, my guests are going to have tables for their beverages. Oh, well, good for them. Yeah.

Congratulations, future people with tables. Must be nice. We all have typewriters, though. That's good. But if one of you wins for the next five episodes, you'll be back here on that show. Have fun, Sam.

And you'll have a table. Now, Sam knows that the games have become a lot more arbitrary. There's a lot more luck involved. But now that we've met all of my guests, let's take our first break. And while we're in the break, we're going to figure out who my guests are going to be playing for in the audience.

Yeah. We'll be right back. We're back! We picked some name tags, and I'll recap who everybody's playing for when we get to the games, but I forgot about Recommendation Nation. That's the part of the show

where all of my guests recommend a movie. Each of you can recommend just one movie. It could be current, could be old, just something that is accessible to people and that you think they might enjoy. Or if you have some reason for them to see it. During the break, Jay told us a fun story about how uh sam levine got cast in inglorious bastards sam did you know

that quentin tarantino saw club dread and then cast you uh in inglorious bastards i'd heard a story like that once before. You don't remember the part where you watch Beer Fest in Berlin? Oh no, that part I definitely do. He's a giant Broken Lizard fan. And so we would do a weekly movie night while we were shooting. And I think he asked either you or someone involved in production to send over, was it you? Yeah. To send over a 35 millimeter print of Beer Fest for all of us to watch. And we loved it.

Thanks. Yeah, man. Incredible. Thanks for casting me in Club Dread. Sure. Yeah, what did you see Sam in that made you cast him in that? Well, I worked with him in the Judd Apatow show, Undeclared. And what made you cast him in Undeclared?

Judd Apatow. That was out of his in Undeclared? Judd Apatow. That was out of his hands. Yeah. Apatow cast him. Yeah, exactly. That old trick. I was excited. When we were shooting Undeclared, by the way,

is when they were finishing up Super Troopers. And so I got to see a trailer of it before it dropped. And I was very excited. Yeah. They didn't even call trailers dropped at that point. It was just out early. Yeah. It was just, you saw it before everybody else.

Jay, could you recommend one film, please? City of God. Did you recommend that the last time you were on? Maybe. I like it. I like that you consistently have a movie that you tell people about. I have a number two if you want. No, I

like your number one because City of God, that's a terrific movie. Tell everybody about it. It's a movie about the slums of Rio which have a special name. La Flavlas? Anyway. Favilla, there you go

I'm not playing for you but thank you and it's some you know teenagers in the Favilla in Brazil and it's really intense and great yeah very naturalistic performances, none of the kids were

actors and just about the horrible gang life that they sort of are forced into leading in the yeah you put it better i haven't seen it in a while i loved it though right okay you know what for a second there i was confusing it with there's another similar film that's also uh terrific called pejote uh it's a similar film that's also terrific called Peixote. It's a similar milieu, but less, more gritty and less. The director of City of God is also very stylish. It's very stylized.

Yeah. And yeah, terrific movie. Ricky? I'm going to recommend the last movie I saw, which was Last Night in Soho. Oh, you just got around to that. No, I saw it in Romania. I have a newborn and I haven't been really watching movies. And so I saw it in Bucharest, Romania in a mall. Um, and that's the last movie you saw. Haven't you been back for a minute? Yeah. Yeah, no, it's been different, but that's terrific that you, you sought it out. i feel like you

probably posted a picture of it on your instagram like i'm here at the movies and yeah yeah i took a romanian uber to the mall and saw last night in soho and i loved it wow and romanian ubers don't always have seat belts so that's no that's actually true there's it's different over there okay travel tip thrown in there. Yeah, yeah. With Last Night in Soho, our friend Edgar Wright. Yeah, loved it. Yeah, it's amazing, the technical camera work and the lighting and everything. Also, I'm a little distracted because your perfect baby.

You can hear him. Your perfect baby just went off. I know. Yeah, Fred's back there like like what do i do with this get out the get out the rubber band got hit him in the face with something greg fitzsimmons what do you got i um my daughter is 18 and i wanted to show her some cool like coming of age movies is 18 coming of age she came Is 18 coming of age? She came of age. She came of age.

She came of age. Yeah. Well this is. It's like 14's coming of age. She's of age but I showed her Breaking Away and I forgot how perfect a movie that is. Yeah. It's like I don't know it just captures that feeling of somebody

realizing that life is not what you think it is as you get older and you have to make an adjustment to it and how you get through that that transition can define the rest of your life kind of you know yeah uh it's just beautiful movie yeah bloomington indiana yeah go cutters yeah right and uh yeah where's dennis christopher it's fun to he's still around he Indiana. Go Cutters. Yeah. Where's Dennis Christopher? It's fun to... He's still around. He still shows up in things. It's a fun town to visit because they have a comedy club there, the Comedy Attic.

Comedy Attic. And just like the town square looks exactly like it did in that movie. Even the last shot of the movie is a freeze frame of the downtown and some sort of script over it that says something to the effect of it was cool that we got to shoot here and we really did shoot here you know where it takes place and uh yeah great choice thanks i feel good about it yeah

i'm sorry were they called the cutters yeah they were called cutters wow they had some yeah stones you know that's those cutters t-shirts with the letters yeah um I'm trash what can you do uh my cutter has turned out to mean something very different yeah

in that movie they weren't they weren't hurting themselves so they could feel. But in a way, weren't they? Not my film. Yeah. Oh, that's true. But they cut themselves

by like jumping into the quarry where it's too shallow and then hit their head. Yeah. Poor Dennis Quaid. He's fine. He's fine. Randy Quaid is fine.

I mean... Is that what happened to Randy Quaid? fine. I mean, that Quaid's not doing so well. Is that what happened to Randy Quaid? Yeah, they cut it out of the movie, but he jumped into the quarry also. He hit his head a lot harder than Dennis, his brother. He hit it a lot

harder than harder. Jessica, what do you got for us? My recommendations are always are so trashy compared to everyone's really great suggestions but look people need to see the original Top Gun I'm sick of people talking about it now that Top Gun Maverick's out you should just

see the list I've been doing a lot of nostalgic movies anyone else go through a breakup you're just watching 80s and 90s films huh but see it it's so fun it's good so not as cool as you guys but you're saying Top 80s and 90s films. Huh? But see it. It's so fun. It's good. So not as cool as you guys, but. You're saying Top Gun 1. Top Gun 1. Go back.

Revisit it. It's a great movie. Yeah. Don't forget about Goose. Okay? Yeah. I mean, Goose is the heart and soul of all of it. Like Miles Teller is supposed to be Goose Jr.

in this new one. Yeah. Right? Gosling? Somebody in the audience. Isn't a baby goose a gosling? Yeah Oh yeah

I like me some of that goose They should have cast Ryan Gosling Yeah This is devastating I'll take a gander at that goose He does though With his little blonde mustache He does look like he would be

Anthony Edwards He really does And Meg Ryan's kid So they just should have swapped Miles Teller should have done La La Land Like he was supposed to And Ryan Gosling should have swapped. Miles Teller should have done La La Land like he was supposed to and Ryan Gosling should have been Goose and Maverick. Okay. Maybe Goose.

Now you've got a reason to build that time machine. It's finally happening. Let's go back and right some wrongs. I mentioned this on Vault. What do you got for us, Sam? I'm going to make Jessica feel a lot better. I'm recommending Rocky 3.

Whoa, what is happening? Rocky 3 What do you got for us, Sam? I'm going to make Jessica feel a lot better. I'm recommending Rocky III. Yay! Whoa, what is happening? Yeah. Rocky III, your favorite in the franchise? No, but I watched it recently, and it is fucking ludicrous. Which one is it? It's where he fights Clubber Lang, Mr. T. Oh, that's great.

Right, but not before he fights Thunder Lips, the aforementioned Hulk Hogan. And that movie is ridiculous. But in the most fun way, it's 1982. You can smell the cocaine just watching that movie. I think that's like boxing talc. Sure, sure. Wouldn't that be funny if those smoke clouds coming off their gloves

were all cocaine? I guarantee it is. Just trying to sniff cocaine off their boxing gloves in between rounds. Because they do that weird thing. They're always doing shit to their nose in between rounds where they come in and reset it. They always have to reset broken noses mid-fight. Sure.

Ew, they do? Yeah. What? And then they'll get back out there. They'll come to reset broken noses mid-fight. Sure. Ew, they do? Yeah. What? And then they'll get back out there. They'll come in and go, quake! No! Get back out there, champ, quake! You know what you call that job?

Nuh-uh. The cutter. That's right. That's right. Who's your cut man? That is right. The cut man, yeah. Sam, do you remember this line from the movie?

Hey, Clubber, what's your prediction for the fight? Pain. Pain. Yeah. Sam, do you remember this line from the movie? Hey, Clubber, what's your prediction for the fight? Pain. Yeah. Yeah. And I got to work with Mr. T on Not Another Teen Movie, and I asked him, I was like, I feel silly for asking. What's your first name?

Mr. Wow. I was like, all right. Thank you. The conversations that you have near catering are amazing sometimes good stuff yeah he probably showed up he was like this isn't another tea movie that's why i said yes i thought it was a tea movie for the for the characters he has played he was shockingly polite and nice to everyone. That's not so shocking.

No, I mean, I'm just saying it went against type. It was a wonderful, refreshing, like, oh my God, he's lovely. Why does he play such mean-spirited people? Well, he found one place where I guess there weren't any fools on the set. You know, he's in a much better mood

when there's nobody to pity. It's true. You know, he's in a much better mood when there's nobody to pity. Instead of, it's too cool, I need to find a fool. And more terrible cultural appropriation humor. All right, well, those are some great recommendations. Is everybody ready to play some games? So exciting to be here with five competitors and some fun games that I prepared for you. We picked name tags during the break. Thank you, everybody, for bringing such a dazzling array of name tags there was hardly an audience member that didn't have one uh jay is going to be playing for uh case and silent bob is that store for casey casey so congratulations casey for being picked uh ricky is playing for uh nigel mayor alley

yeah that's not all jammed together in a weird way. That's the first one I saw. Yeah. Well, that's one way to play it. Just pick the first thing you see. I always do. Sam goes for the Sam-ness and found an Inglourious Bastards takeoff called Gregorius Bastards. Yeah, the soundtrack for that movie is all Gregorian chants.

We have a Greg on stage who snoozed and loosed on that Greg name tag. And so he decided to go with what is this? Ryan and Cars with Boys.

Hey, that's an upgrade as far as I'm concerned. Sam, good luck with that. Did you carpool here, Ryan? You were in a car by yourself. You need to get a new name tag. Lonely Ryan. Lonely Ryan out on the road. Just do a picture like Green Book

and just change it to Ryan Book. And you're in the backseat and nobody's driving. Just some ideas for next show on July 17th. But you got picked today, so I don't know why I'm giving you tips. I should be talking to the people who didn't get picked.

And Jessica went with a Benjamin Button takeoff called Gengerman Button. Yeah. Gengimen Button. Yeah. Gengimen Button. Yeah. What's the rest of that movie? The Curious Case of.

Oh, the first part. Yeah, I dropped the first part. I have been calling that movie Benji Buttons for so long now that it came up in real conversation with an older person, and they were talking about it, and I was like, oh, Benji Buttons. And she looked at me like I was crazy. And I just forgot. I've been calling it the wrong name for over 10 years. I call it that.

Cause we have an informal relationship. Me and Benji buttons. I don't have to say the whole title cause we're tight. Yep. I, I will never forgive that movie by the way. Uh, Benjamin button was born a baby-sized old man.

There is no reason he should not have died an old man-sized baby. Yes! That always bothered me. That's ridiculous. Absurd. I want my giant baby. It's curious. To say the least.

That's how they decided to fix that hole in post. Let's just call it the curious case and not worry about logic. Plus we get double alliteration, curious case and Benjamin Button, all in the same title. That is just too much fun. All right, so those are the folks

that are being played for in the audience today. And well, someone's going to go home with this bag of stuff, this basket full of stuff. And the first game we're going to play today, out of three, I've prepared three games. Yeah, you're going to have to really go through the gauntlet to walk away with this one. The first game we're going to be playing

is called Live, Die, Repeat. Sam's over there shaking things around like he has to warm up for this one. I already have terrible ideas of where you're going with this. Okay. For everybody that doesn't know, Live, Die, Repeat is a game where my guests

on stage are invited to repeat back the movie title that I am saying. It's a real movie. Might not be one that you've heard of before, but the first person, I'll read it slowly,

one word at a time, and every time somebody guesses, you can guess as often as you like. Every guess, I'll go back to the beginning. First person to get the entire title and say it correctly, maybe you know it, or maybe you figure it out as we go, is our

winner. So we just shout it out. Do we just jump in? Yeah, just yell out. Buzz in. Guys, it's really not going to be as easy as you think. As often as you want. You don't know me. You never know. You never know. It's going to lose really bad. I mean, people have done worse than just repeating

back what I'm saying. Are you out once you try? No, you can just try as often as you like. We're going to be here forever. It's sheer mayhem. I'm going to go with Jaws. Pretty woman. Some people like to go with Jaws. Pretty woman. Some people like to pre-guess. Rocky 3.

Greg, what's your pre-guess? The Shining. Terrific guess. That's not it. Jessica, do you have any pre-guesses? I'm going to go Rocky Horror Picture Show. Oh, okay. Sam?

And Jaws 2. All right. So I'll give you one hint. The title is longer than all of those. All of those put together. The last house on the left. The last house on the left. No.

Wouldn't it be weird if this game was just, they just kept guessing. Guessing you never start. Just kept guessing titles. I just sit there going, no. No. Guess another movie. No.

We got 90 minutes, no. No. Guess another movie. No. We got 90 Minutes of Film. No. People are guessing at home. People are yelling at their devices. They should have said Jaws 3. Why did they say Jaws 2? Jaws 3, The Revenge. All right, here we go.

This is the real deal. Too Wong Fu something something. Julie Newmar. No. Too Wong Fu. Fu something something. Julie Newmar. No, it's Thanks for Everything. It's going to be the second Borat movie. Yeah. I don't even know what that's called. That one is just,

that title's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Terrible. Yeah, I think I did that one already. Okay. I think I did this one already too. Oh, great. Here we go.

Oh. God. Brother Arthur. Oh, Brother Arthur. No. Oh, Oh God you devil No Oh Dad Oh Dad

Bless you We've got somebody who's allergic They're like I'll go to the Doug show because there probably won't be any fathers around And he's immediately up on stage saying Oh Dad Poor Dad any fathers around and he's immediately up on stage saying, oh, dad, poor dad, mamas.

Thrown from the train. Oh, dad, poor dad, mamas. Oh, dad, poor dad, mamas, dad. Oh, dad,

poor dad, mamas. Got cancer. Oh, dad. This isn't Lifetime. Oh, dad. Poor Dad. Mama's hung. Got cancer. Oh, Dad. This isn't Lifetime. Oh, Dad. Poor Dad. Mama's hung.

Green. Mama's hung you. You. Out to dry. In. The bathtub. Oh, Dad. Poor Dad.

Mama's hung you. In the closet. From the rafters. Oh, Dad. Poor Dad. Mama's hung you in the closet. Two. And.

Oh, Dad. Mama's hung you in the closet Two And Oh dad That's not fair Poor dad Mama's hung you in the closet And I'm Sad Feeling Sorry

Oh dad Oh dad poor dad Mama's hung you in the closet And I'm feeling sad And I'm feeling blue And I'm feeling excited Poor dad I'm feeling happy Oh And I'm feeling blue. And I'm feeling excited. Poor dad. I'm feeling happy.

Oh, dad. I feel like singing. Oh, dad. Poor dad. Mama's hung you in the closet and I'm feeling... Like I want you to die. Turned on.

Oh, dad. Poor dad. I panicked. Mama's hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so... Oh, dad. Poor dad. Mama's hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so... Oh, Dad, poor Dad. Mama's hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so sad. That is correct.

I was going to guess that. Oh, you have to say the whole thing? Yeah. I couldn't have done it. Well, now we know. That's a real movie and it's not a Lifetime movie? No, it's from the 60s. It starred Jonathan Winters and it was based on a play of the same

name was it about a dad getting hung in a closet by a mom and someone being sad about it yes wow yes i think it was literally what it was about is it a musical i think they just laid it out is it like the goonies where he's not actually hung he's just like dangling like a piece of like clothing like he's stuck on a like it's a comedy. Right, like the beginning of Goonies where you think he's hung but he's not. It's like a title

that I've always remembered and never bothered to check out the source. Wow. Always remembered that title. I don't even know how available that title is. I think I might have done

a scene from it in high school. Wow. From the play, you know, I think, because I think that's where I first heard the title and from it in high school. Wow. From the play, you know, I think. Because I think that's where I first heard the title and fell in love with it. I'm going to produce that whole play here at Dynasty Typewriter now. Who wants to be in it? Can I play the dad?

Yes. I mean, it must have been kind of funny if Jonathan Winters was in it. Yeah, he had some swings and misses. Yeah. Or maybe he was in it and he's like, I only do funny things now. He worked a lot, but I think he might have been funny now. Or maybe he was hung the whole time so had no lines. He just was taking the paycheck. He played a dead

body. Yeah, they just used his name to sell tickets. Like Terry Kaiser. Yes. It's Bernie, you guys. Yeah, we can't have Bernie's. I really thought his name was just Bernie. Still alive, by the way. Good God weekend at Bernie's. I really thought his name was just Bernie. Still alive, by the way. Good God. Good sweet God. Thank goodness he's alive.

If he doesn't have it worked out that when he's dead that his friends are going to take him to the beach and shit. His whole life's been a waste. He's got to have a funeral where everybody gets to carry him around like he's still alive. 100%. That's part of it. Been thinking this for

years still. You're on the same page here. Alright. I like it. Let's play another game. So Sam is the winner of that first game. Meaningless. It can be meaningless. Yes. That's part of the fun.

Hey, no, you earned it. But all it means is he gets to go first in our next game. Which may or may not work in my favor. Probably won't. Great. But it could. Because we're going to play ABCD's Nuts!

It will not work in my favor. It's great to be back doing the show in front of an audience in L.A., especially at Dynasty Typewriter at the Hayworth. It's a theater that says, you know, the Hayworth out there on the marquee outside, but it's Dynasty Typewriter puts on all the shows that happen here, and it's a terrific place if you haven't. Applaud if you've seen other shows here in this space.

There you go. People come check out shows here all the time, and they should keep doing that. And so in honor of Dynasty Typewriter, today we're going to spell the word typewriter. This is a spelling game where we're going to start with Sam there on the end. He gets the letter T in typewriter. He's going to name any movie that begins with the letter T that comes into his head. And if it matches the one I wrote down ahead of time,

he automatically wins the whole game. But that'll be very difficult to do because we haven't established a theme yet because we don't have any idea what any of the answers are. So it does leave an open table for Sam to name any movie that begins with the letter T. Then we'll

move to Jessica, the letter Y. Great. Greg gets you see where this is going, the letter P. P. We're spelling typewriter. E. Exactly. R for J. But we'll see what happens. Wait, did I skip one?

That's why we gotta do them in order. It's too easy to skip over one. So Sam, start us off with the letter T. Do we not know the theme? Oh, you don't tell us the theme? We just figure it out? We just gotta subtly pick up on it? You gotta try to figure it out. When you hear these titles as we go through the game.

Don't mess this up for all of us, Sam. A theme could emerge. I'm going to try. All right. I'm stabbing in the dark here, Doug. The. I love. The father.

The father. See, that's a fun guess because today is Father's Day. The listeners will hear this tomorrow when it's no longer Father's Day and people are sick of hearing about it. So I probably moved on from that as a theme. Also, does it feel like the crying baby is getting closer to us? Shouldn't he take the crying baby further away?

Or do you think it's maybe a good idea for Ricky to see the baby? I'm on uh no i'm a bad mom see the baby i'm on stage i'm a bad mom no he's fine he's taking him outside now it's true i think he's going toward the exit i worry how he achieved that quiet no he does like he he likes the outdoors calm him down so i'm guessing he's out took him him outside. He's on a pleasant street. I mean, that urine stained alley out there is perfect for children. I don't know if it's urine stained, but. They love the smell of urine. It is.

It is Los Angeles. Do they like the smell or the taste? Which do they prefer? Because they want you to taste it, right? When you're changing their diaper, they'll just go for it. Yep. Taste this. Is that what you think fatherhood is all about? Yeah, it's about drinking PJ.

That's why I don't do it. That's why I won't be a part of it. You're right. It does happen, though. It does happen. Yeah, it's wild. Crazy. My son peed when he was born. They pulled him out and he was just peeing as he was coming into the room. That is iconic.

Yeah. He's like, I'm here. It was C-section video of him being born and urinating at the same time. What a metaphor for coming into this world. He forgot to go

before leaving the womb. Even if you don't have to, just do it. Just go. You're about to leave the womb. You've been here for a while. You probably need to go, whether you know it or not. Born peeing.

He just didn't know what was happening. He's like, oh, no, no, no. He was like, ah, just peeing. Yeah. So embarrassing. Don't tell that story when he's growing up. OK. Don't tell it all the time.

Don't embarrass him in front of his friends. Everybody will call him the pisser or something. Hey, pisser. Okay. Who started that, Sam? I did. I guess the father. Yeah.

Incorrect. Incorrect. But you did pick a the title, which was clever of you, because T, of course, the word the does begin with T. Wow. You're so brilliant. I went with The Shining. Oh.

Everybody says oh, but they have no idea. Or do they? Jessica, your letter is Y. Name any movie that begins with Y. Young Frankenstein Okay, fast answer, I like it The only movie I could think of

Young Einstein I'm liking the psychic Rub it in I'm liking the psychic vibes that are going on here Because this movie that I picked Does begin with the word young Damn it Young Sheldon got made

into a movie? Halfway there. You're halfway there. Even younger. I went with young adult. Wow. Charlize Theron and our friend Patton Oswalt. I'm seeing a pattern here. I am not. Maybe. The

shining in young adult gives you a pattern? I'm not telling you guys. It's probably a good strategy to keep it to yourself. Okay, maybe. The Shining in Young Adult gives you a pattern? I'm not telling you guys. Okay. It's probably a good strategy to keep it to yourself. P is the next letter for Greg. Porky's. The greatest film of our time. Have you seen it, though?

It's a way darker film than I remember. It's so dark. It's so dark. It's so dark. There's Nazis and there's child abuse. It's insane. Yeah. No, it's really, it's a lot. I still like it.

Yeah. Yeah. How'd that do on Rotten Tomatoes? I bet you there's a big swing between the critics and the audience on that one. It's probably true. I think Porky's 2. Still porking. think no i think if i'm not mistaken they went with porky's to the next day you know like everybody all hung over in the morning is an interesting story to tell i don't

know i don't know what it's the next day after because all i remember from porky's is just the the hole in the wall and looking at the girls was a big part of that story. That scene was still good? Okay, Porky's holds up everybody. If you're looking for some glory

hole entertainment. Who isn't? It's still got the goods. I didn't make it. I just watched it. Yeah. No, you'd love it. Don't tar me with this glory hole. You're a big fan.

You're a big fan of it. Speaking of glory holes, the title that I wrote down is Prick Up Your Ears. Prick Up Your Ears? Prick Up Your Ears, yes. Prick Up Your Ears? That's weird because in one instance,

it allows you to hear better. And in another instance you can't hear anything at all. If you have a prick in your ear, speak up, Doug, I got a prick in my ear. What was it? Shining prick up your ear.

And young adult. Yeah. And now we go to Jay and the letter. What about Ricky? Just not me. No, we skipped Ricky because of her crying baby. No. Yeah, it's your turn, Ricky, and your letter E as you figure it out.

I'm going to go with E.T. The extraterrestrial? Yeah, that one. Yeah. He's one of the top E.T.'s out there. He's one of the best E.T. movies. E.T., the extraterrestrial and his adventures on Earth.. ET, The Extratrashio, and His Adventures on Earth. I went in with a movie called

Eternity and a Day. Oh. Yeah. It's Greek. But the lead actor's German said all his lines in German and then they dubbed it into Greek later. It's all Greek to me. Yeah. I'm gonna leave

forever. I'm leaving the planet. Goodbye. Perk up your ears. All right. So the next letter is W and that goes to J. Windy City Heat. Oh, great choice.

What a great... You're always promoting great films. You can't help yourself. Porky's Windy City Heat. Windy City Heat, if you've never seen it, is really fun. It's a really fun movie.

Was it also kind of a series? Was there a series of things they did with that same guy? Or he would just appear on Kimmel a lot. It just begins with a W, Doug. That's all you needed to know about it. The W I went with is called Wonder Boys. Wonder Boys. Wonder Boys.

And then we come back around to Sam with the letter R. I believe in you. Radio Flyer. Begins with R. So you got that much right. I went with Ruby Sparks. Yep. That was not going to come out of my mouth.

The Shining and Ruby Sparks are not, I can't find the theme. Oh, okay. I'm ready. There is one. Jessica, your letter is I. Inception. Do you have anything for the letter I? Jessica, your letter is I. Inception. Do you have anything for the letter I?

I don't know how you do this. You always manage to get some of it right. Insidious. No, it's a different in altogether. In. In Bruges. Glorious bastard. No. In.

In the mouth of madness. Oh, so we have in an ear and in the mouth of madness Oh so we have in an ear And in the mouth This is a porn film you're talking about People are taking it from every direction aren't they Greg Hello Porkies We're back to tea for you Greg

Train spotting Another great choice But not the answer that I have written down I wrote down the squid and the whale Ricky I can't think of any I have two e-films that's too many e-films

I know that's not right that really worked out badly for you why'd you pick that seat end I don't know is there some sort of end movie end of watch Right? Wait. That really worked out badly for you. Why'd you pick that seat? End. I don't know. Is there some sort of end movie? End. Of Watch.

End of Watch? Like an angel. She's got a baby to take care of. You make her think of E movies. I got two E movies. That's too hard. End of Watch. It is difficult.

Was what I was going to say all along. End of Watch is not. You know, Sam sam if you're gonna whisper an answer give her one that's gonna be possibly correct uh because that's not what i went for there i couldn't think of any other e-movies that fit the category so if you had just repeated the one i said before et uh you would have won eternity and a day. It was twice? Yeah.

No. That's all you had to do is just revisit that E. I'm just trying to think of something else where someone sees other people and visions. That's not it.

You don't see dead people? No, it's not a dead people thing, but there are, there's definitely some of that in there. Imaginary friends? No, there's one,

two imaginary friends that I can see. We finish up with Jay. We're back to R again. I'm pretty sure this is a movie. Okay. Ribsy. Ribsy?

That skinny dog? Oh, yeah. Based on the book about the skinny dog. That dog is so thin that you can see its ribs. And everybody calls it Ribsy. And the dog feels that negative energy and kills everybody in the town. Oh, Ribsy. If people had just been nicer to you, they wouldn't all be dead right now.

But as much as I would like to see Ribsy, as much as I'd like to think it was real, I had the same problem with this one. I couldn't think of another R, so I just wrote Ruby Sparks again. Yeah. I knew it. All of these movies are about writers.

They all have writers in them trying their best to write and murdering people instead. And we spelled typewriter. Wow. Yeah, we spelled typewriter with a bunch of writer movies. And since nobody won, that puts Sam back in the catbird seat. He gets to go first again in our next game that we will

play right after this. We'll be right back! We're back! Alright, Sam Levine, you won that last game, so that puts you in the position that you love to have. Yeah, getting to go first in our next game sometimes it's good sometimes not so good. Yeah Yeah, this one could go either way. All right, that's for damn sure

We're gonna play a game that we used to play all the time and now it's back but with a twist It's last person standing And now it's back, but with a twist. It's last person standing. Very unfortunate to go first. The You Pick It edition. So here's what's going to happen. Each one of my guests is going to name one actor or actress that you are comfortable enough with their filmography

that you think you can name a lot of their movies? Oh, nobody. Oh, God. But keep in mind that all five of you are going to select an actor or actress, and those are the five performers that you can choose from in naming a movie when it's your turn. performers that you can choose from in naming a movie when it's your turn you can't think of one you're out but you do have one lifeline you can go to the person whose name tag you chose you can go to them once so everybody has to be very strategic oh no who they pick and then when

you're answering i'm going to play too i'm going to be too. I'm going to be involved, so I'm going to try to sprinkle them around and answer titles from all of your choices just to be a show-off. Sam? Yeah. Who would you like to pick? So many ways

to go here, Doug. So many ways. So many ways to go here. I'll keep it fun and friendly. I'll say Tom Hanks. Oh, that's a big one. Fun and friendly, Doug. So fun, so friendly.

Unless you get too close to his wife. Yeah, yeah. If you get too close to his wife, he will. I'm not trying to stump anyone. He will say, my wife. Yeah. My wife.

Yeah. My wife. He said it. You're pushing over my wife. All right. So Sam's going with Tommy Hanks. What do you think, Jessica? Is my person still here?

Oh, you think that your lifeline left? Great. My lifeline left on Father's Day. Come on, Jen. All right. Jen is really gone? Christoph Waltz? I'm also keeping it fun and friendly. They're all having fun here. Oh, my God.

Christoph Waltz is an interesting one. Wow. This game stresses me out. Christoph Waltz is an interesting one. Wow. This game stresses me out. Yeah, that's really interesting, Christoph Waltz. All right, so Sam went Tom Hanks. Jessica's got Christoph Waltz. What do you think, Greg? Al Pacino.

Oh, yeah. She's got a great ass. You got your head all the way up it. I have to tell a story about that. It's super quick. I'm sorry, Doug. So that scene, he says that to Hank Azaria. He says that line to him.

And when they were rehearsing it, Pacino would just go, she's got a great ass, and you got your head all the way up it. He was doing that every time they were rehearsing, and then they started rolling. And then for some insane reason, unbeknownst to anyone, on the very first take Pacino goes she's got a great ass

and you got your head all the way up it just goes nuclear on him and Azaria who was so not expecting that goes Jesus and that is a very real reaction

and Michael Mann loved it so much that is in the fucking movie. You can hear Azaria's genuine Jesus to Pacino chewing the walls. That's amazing. There you go. That's Mr. He lost a lot of weight that year. He was on the

scenery diet. Ricky, have you thought of somebody? I don't know Julia Roberts this game stresses me out I've made a grave error this is awful I don't remember any movies any of these people are in I feel stressed out already

they'll come to you as it goes around because also you know there's sequels to most of the things so sometimes that'll work and then you can go to your lifeline at any point so you can go to your lifeline at any point so you can go to your lifeline kind of early when it's more likely they'll have an answer Julia's never done a sequel

but there's going to be a lot of, we've already talked about the collective films of these people is like we're talking 400 movies Julia's not my fault Greg, what you said is not true I don't think Julia's a sequel gal He said Julia's never done a sequel that is not true Oh, that is not true but we. I don't think Julia's a sequel gal. What's not true? He said Julia's never done a sequel. That is not true.

Oh, that is not true. But we won't discuss which one she did because her name is in play. We can't tell you which sequel she's in. Okay. But she is in sequels. Suh? Suh.

Suh is right. Okay. So Ricky went Julia And then You want to take yours back Jessica? No I'll stick with it I guess I like it I like that Christoph Waltz is in here

And Jay what do you think? Paul Newman Oh yeah The salad dressing Paul Newman? Is that Newman. Oh, yeah. The salad dressing, Paul Newman? Is that an answer? You can't say salad dressing. You can't say popcorn.

You can't say he was in Joanne Woodward, although he probably was. Hello. Many times. Wow. Too soon, Doug. They had children, right? I'm sure they did.

I'm sure they did. All right, wow. We've never played this game this way, and there's probably a good reason why. Yeah, we're going to be here a while. We're going to be here a while, but also everybody's brains are going to freeze up. I semi want to forfeit.

I still don't understand what we're naming. I just don't want to think this hard. I don't want to do it. You're going to take turns naming any movie, Jessica, that any of these five actors are in. Well, just your own actor, right? No. You can go to somebody else's actor.

That's why I kept it fun and friendly. And it doesn't have to be all five of them. There's not a movie that they're all in. You could steal. Yeah. No, I don't think. That's game over. I'm pretty sure that movie doesn't exist.

But what a hit. Paul Newman, Christoph Waltz. That is a great cast. But yeah, you can, it's movies only, because now a lot of these people are dabbling in TV shows like Gaslit starring Julia Roberts doesn't count. But yeah, you can take from other, you know, any of the five actors.

Any of the five. And I can remind you who the actors are. And like I said, I'll play along. And so when it's my turn, maybe I'll say movies that have sequels just to maybe help people. But Sam would be next after me. So it's only going to help Sam. But do you name an actor? Yeah.

Oh, that's so many. Oh, I don't know. Just the five is enough. I don't name an actor as well. If I did, I'd pick somebody that's only in two movies or something. Like Christoph Waltz? Yes. Dennis Christopher.

Both of those would have been good. Is there any chance this game... And we have a hard out, okay? Is there any chance this game will take longer than the explanation of the game? Oh, for sure it'll take longer. Yeah, absolutely. But, you know, it's also...

We don't let you sit and think all day on it. So if you can't think of one, you'll have to use your lifeline. And then we'll see what happens. Is my lifeline back from the bathroom? And how will we know how long, will you arbitrarily buzz at us or something? Yeah, no, I'll say something like,

hey, could you answer now? Oh, okay. That kind of thing. I feel like we should narrow it down to like two actors. Even though you want to defer it. Don't you worry. You're still going to run out of answers. Okay.

Yeah. It's tough. I haven't thought of one yet. Wow. So we go around in a circle and each give one and then you just keep going? Yeah. And you can't repeat. Until you can't think of one.

And we're starting with Sam. And then you're kicked out And you can't repeat. Until you can't think of one. And we're starting with Sam. And then you're kicked out? You can't repeat? You don't have to leave. You can't say it twice, Greg. You can still say, you can still stay and yeah, there's no repeat answers.

You can't just keep saying the same one. So just so I have it. I'm going to stick with Pretty Woman. Hey, you're not allowed to give out one. That's the only one I knew. Pretty Woman 2. I'm not allowed to do anything. Pretty Woman 2. So Tom Hanks, Christoph Waltz, Pacino, you're not allowed to give me that one. That's the only one I knew. Pretty Woman 2. I'm allowed to do anything. Pretty Woman 2.

So Tom Hanks, Christoph Waltz, Pacino, you said? Yep. Roberts. Julia Roberts and Paul Newman, right? Paul Newman, yes. Okay, I'm going to start by double dipping. The Road to Perdition. That's got Tom Hanks and Paul Newman.

Yeah. Sam is quite the show off. Yeah, thanks. No applause for it, though. That's okay. It's me? Yes. A league of their own. Yes. Hanksie. It's going to be a TV show

that looks pretty good. Pacino's so good in that. Yeah. No crying in baseball! Who's crying in baseball? Gina Davis has got a great ass Nodding Hill Nodding Hill, of course

Julia Roberts Pretty woman Okay, slow down, you all This is going to be too hard to keep track of If you go that fast Jay? Inglourious Bastards Yay!

There you go You probably don't have a second one, do you? Might as well Oh, I do if you go that fast. Jay? Inglorious Bastards. Yay! There you go. Yeah. You probably don't have a second one, do you? Might as well. Oh, I do. She's got another one. She's got another one. I've got one,

but I'm not going to take any Christoph Waltz because that's not, there's not that many to choose from, so I'm going to go, I'm going to go a different way. I'll go Tom Hanks, Nothing in Common. Nice.

Starring the great one, Jackie Gleason, who didn't want to be there. Sam? Oh, I don't know. Django Unchained. Come on. Sure. He took Nothing in Common for me.

Christoph Waltz stealing son of a... Jessica? Runaway Bride. Yes, that's right. Oh, you forgot about it. Speaking of sequels that Julia Roberts is in, Greg. Mystic Pizza. Another great sequel.

Oh. My Best Friend's Girl. That's the sequel to I'll Take Anchovies. My Best Friend's Girl. My Best Friend's Wedding. Oh! Oh, no, I'm out. You're my best friend's girl. My best friend's wedding. Oh! Oh, no, I'm out.

Oh, is she out already? You're my best friend's girl. I know. Yeah. AKA bachelor number two. My best friend's wedding. My best friend's wedding. Sorry. Very good.

We're really eating up all the Julia Roberts. Yeah. Jay? Is she penalized for that, or is she gone? No, I'm just pointing it out. I'll be out. I'm just commenting. I know you want to be.

Absence of Malice. Oh, that's some Paul Newman action right there with Sally Field. It's about journalism. Okay, so you want some Paul Newman action, do you? Oh, you know what? I want to do a Julia Roberts sequel, Oceans 12.

Here it is. Sam? I'll take the OG Ocean's 11. Yeah, of course you would. Jessica? Castaway. Yes. That would have been a fun person to pick. Wilson? And home

improvement. He's only been in two things. No, he was... No, Wilson was in Top Gun. He was in Top Gun Maverick. He was great in Top Gun. Beat the in Top Gun Maverick. Yeah. He was great in Top Gun. Beat the Fockers. Yeah. He had a ball on both of those projects.

He was the star of Side Out, wasn't he? I think so. Really? One Side Out fan? Yeah. Bachelor Party. Bachelor Party. Early Tom Hanks.

I like it. Ricky? Pelican Brief. Mm-hmm. Coolia Luke. Oh, somebody's sticking with Paul Newman over here. So I'm going to say that stings a little bit. Blasting.

Hey, Sam. The verdict. It's not in yet. Anybody could win. Jessica? Philadelphia. Cool could win. Jessica? Philadelphia. Mm-hmm. Cool hand Luke.

Are you from Philadelphia, the guy that said nice? Yeah, because that would make sense. What? Cool hand Luke. He already said that one. No, he didn't. You literally mocked me for the no repeating, Greg. We went over this.

The mushrooms are kicking in. Are you macro dosing? I'm macro. I should have micro and I'm macro. There's no penalty for that. He's out. No, no,

he just has to course correct. Cause it, you know, it's hard to remember all the ones that have been said. So how do you get a winner from this? Go for so long. You get a winner. Cause everybody can't,

you know, they can't name another one. You'll see. Okay. Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid. Yeah, there you go. Turner and Hooch. Oh, classic. Yeah, that's a good T, Hanks.

Thank you. See, Jay's already struggling. Me? Yeah. You're right, I am. Cool hand Luke. You know that hockey movie with the cheese? Don't do that. Don't do that. You've got Julia Roberts.

You've got Christoph Waltz. You've got Al Pacino. You've got your own Paul Newman suggestion. And Tom Hanks. Any of them oh the hustler the uh paul newman yeah yeah i might as well say don't do it i might as well say paul newman sequel the color of there it is i was an extra in that movie color of money i'm in the movie holy shit what scene paul new Newman quits in Atlantic City, and he walks by a crowd, and I'm 18.

You're the head crowd member. I'm 17 years old, and I was in a boarding school, and so I went down in Chicago to be an extra, and so I'm in my coat and tie, and I put my blazer over my right shoulder, and when he walked by I moved it to my left shoulder and then I was someone's like you got to keep doing that the whole time and so I kept doing it all day long and you'll see me go by and I go like this and I just move the blazer

and I'm like why I mean that's all I didn't say anything sure sure but it's easier to spot because you're moving around like that and and and what And I was there for two days, and at some point, Paul Newman went to the bathroom. I was with Scorsese and Tom Cruise and Paul Newman. At some point, Paul Newman goes to the bathroom, and I'm like, I've got to go to the bathroom too. And I catch up to him, and I'm like, hey, Mr. Newman, I'm a big fan. And he goes, all right, good, kid. And some AD grabs me and goes, don't you ever talk to Mr. Newman again. all right, good kid.

And some AD grabs me and goes, don't you ever talk to Mr. Newman again. You didn't know your place, but you got it in. I did. You got it in. Because, you know, of course he's going to be nice. He seems like a nice man. Yeah.

Rest in peace. Sam? You know, I wanted to say. Wait, did I say one? You did. You said The Color of Money. Oh, yeah, okay. Which I wanted to say, but it's okay. Nobody's perfect. That's The Color of Money. Oh, yeah. Okay, good. Which I wanted to say, but it's okay. Nobody's perfect.

That's another Paul Newman movie. Jessica? Erin Brockovich. Yes. Scarface. Damn it. Splash. Yeah.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Oh, boy. Somebody said that already. I'm not good at this game. I'm even worse than you, Ricky. You can do it. No, I don't. She's good at it.

She just wants to leave. I don't want to work that hard. Her baby's been quiet for too long. He really has. I just don't want to work this hard. She's got a chick on her baby. I do kind of want to. Cat on a hot tin roof.

Nice. Oh, yeah. That's very good. How about Cars 2? How about just Cars? Yeah, that's another way to go. Yeah. Jessica.

Julia Roberts. Tinkerbell. Yeah. Worst Tinkerbell ever. Not wrong, yeah. Yeah. Worst Tinkerbell ever. Not wrong, yeah. Yeah. Days of Wine and Roses? Is who?

Isn't that Paul Newman? No. Days of Thunder? That's right. That's right. No. Yeah. No.

Yeah. I mean, Robert Duvall's in Days of Thunder. Yeah. They're similar. He's not in this game. Mm-mm. Serpico. Yes.

You did it. That thing you do. Did somebody already say Serpico? No, nobody said Serpico. Okay, good. Nobody said it. That thing you do. Yes, Tom Hanks.

Yeah. His character's gay, but they never say it. Is he? It's true. And you've got to watch the deluxe edition. Oh. Director's cut. I love that song.

For real. Cast away. Already been cut. Hud. Hud, yes. What a doubt. Go back to Paul Newman. Boy.

That's really your strong suit is the Paul Newman movies. Oh, here's a great Paul Newman movie nobody knows about. What a Way to Go. Oh, I love that movie. It's so fun. Shirley MacLaine. Mm-hmm. Dick Van Dyke. All of her husbands are famous actors, and they all die one after the other in weird accidents.

It is weird. It's kind of like six feet under the movie. Speaking of dead people, how about Flatliners? Yes. She was in the first one. Did somebody say big? No. Nope.

Big. It's Sam's favorite movie. That wasn't a size joke, sir. He likes that movie. Luke don't like it. I do. I talked about it on a recent episode of his show. He recommended it on a recent episode.

How dare you? Why do you have to jump to that? Besides, everybody knows my favorite movie is Little Man. Don't get him started about what's his name? James Dean. Sam loves Giant.

It's a giant. Okay, whose turn is it? Greg. Did you go? I sure did. Was there a Scarface 2? I think there was. Wasn't there? They wanted to, but they couldn't think of a reason.

No, no, no, they did. You didn't hear about it. Let's go with Sleeping with the Enemy. Nice. Julia Roberts pick. Forrest Gump. Yes. Enemy. Nice. Julia Roberts pick. Forrest Gump. Yes. Wow.

Yeah. Of course. There's so many. Batman and Little Boy. Yeah. Batman and Little Boy. That's what the same story is what, you know, they're making that into another movie called Oppenheimer with the, what's his name?

Nolan. Tenet director. I think that's, you know, Sam Levine likes half of that movie. He's not fat. No. Little man? Little boy?

Little boy. No, little boy. 40 years old, Jake. I'm just going to try to do sequels only and I'm going to say Toy Story 2. Well, there goes my idea. No, it's okay. I'll give it to Toy Story 3.

Toy Story. Yeah! That's the one. Is that a four? Greg is excited for Toy Story 4. He looks at me and goes, was there a four? Was there? I don't know. Try it out. See what happens. See what happens. Yeah, try it. What kind of father

are you? Toy Story 4. That is correct. Heat. Bump set spike over here. Heat. Okay. Godfather. Two. Incorrect title. Oh, shit. Godfather 2. Incorrect title. Oh, shit.

Godfather. Godfather 2. Oh, Godfather. Oh, Rick. We're out now. We're going to be here until tomorrow, Ricky. Godfather Part 2? There it is.

The Godfather Part 2. Yeah. It's, you know, it's... My brain is smoking right now. Yeah, it's just, you know, just a technical thing that you have to say, The Godfather Part 3. No, just say The Godfather. Was that the one we were missing? Damn it.

Oh, okay. Was that your answer then? Yeah. Okay. Wait, I get my answer is a Godfather movie. Which one hadn't we said? You said Part 3. Oh, I see.

And then you're going Godfather. Got it, got it, got it. Was there a Godfather? Terminal. The Terminal. There it is. Very different movie. A lot of people didn't see it.

It's very sad. It was kind of long, that movie. It's Terminal. That's what they should have called it. The Donnie Brasco? Which one's in that? Isn't Pacino in that?

It's just Donnie Brasco. Yeah, just Donnie Brasco. Oh, I was thinking of Donnie Darko. I was like, was he the bunny? Oh, Pacino has the bunny. That was Julia Roberts. Sleepless in Seattle. Nice.

Jay. Me? Yeah. Okay. You got this. So. Okay, I need this. So. Okay, I need a lifeline. Do you want to use your lifeline?

I need a lifeline. Let's go to the lifeline. Where's your lifeline? Slapshot. Casey says slapshot. Great one. That's it. Slapshot.

Remember I said the hockey one with the Chiefs? Oh, you did. Yeah, you did. But then you never came around to it. That's amazing. I didn't even bother to figure out what movie you were talking about because I just didn't want you to give away too much. So I was just like, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.

You're still in it. When it comes back to you, you're on your own again. Oh, God. Yeah. So you've got to spend the next few minutes thinking about, you know, what the fuck could this possibly be? Oh, so I thought of kind of of a sequel to sleepless in Seattle. You've got mail.

God damn it. Oh, that was mine. Sam, what a real Hudsucker proxy you put on it. The Hudsucker. Yeah. It's a real,

the Hudsucker proxy way to use it in a sentence. Wow. It doesn't really fit. Does it? It doesn't really work. Uh, to use it in a sentence. Wow. Doesn't really fit. Does it? Doesn't really work. Do you want to go to your person? Al Pacino. Why did I pick Christoph Waltz?

Lifeline? Anything. Here we go. Lifeline. Only her Lifeline. Joe versus the volcano. That's a terrific one. That's my answer.

Also might as well be a sequel to those other two movies with Meg Ryan. It's the best one of the three in my opinion. Greg? I have the movie. I can't think of the title. Oh, shit. It's Lifeline. Here we go, Lifeline.

Dog Day Afternoon! That was what I was thinking! That was the one! That was the one! There you go! That was amazing. Erica! Erica!

Oh my goodness. Apollo 13. That's amazing, yes. One of the many films where Tom Hanks pees. He pees in all of them, doesn't he? He pees in most of them. He pees just like my son. He pees in every movie. My son is just like Tom Hes. He pees in all of them, doesn't he? He pees in most of them. He pees just like my son. He pees in every movie.

My son is just like Tom Hanks. He pees in all the time. Jay? The Sting 2. Oh, I don't believe that Paul Newman was in it even for a second. Nope. It was such a stinky movie. Mac Davis and Jackie Gleason.

Yeah, let's go to that. Oh, you already mentioned Lifeline. Oh, this is exciting. Jay is out, everybody. Thank you. Can I still quip? Stick around and yeah, make some quips. Okay.

Quip it up if this feels good, Ricky. Are you going to? I'm jealous. Yeah, I'm going to go. Okay. I'm just waiting for the quips to stop. Waiting for the quipper. Okay. I'm just waiting for the quips to stop. Waiting for the quipper. Okay, so I'm going to go with Satisfaction.

What's that? Very early Julia Roberts, the prequel to Mystic Pizza. I'm going to keep it on the Tom Hanks peeing train. Yes. The Green Mile. Yes. Oh, man. I already used my lifeline. And he also peed in A League of Their Own,

but you already said that. That was the first thing I thought. What's the first movie I remember him peeing in? And I can't think of the movie that I'm thinking of that he also pees in. Most of his movies. He puts that scene in no matter what movie it is.

That's kind of his thing. Brad Pitt eats a lot and he pees. And that's what they do. Yeah. I should have chosen Brad Pitt instead of Christoph Waltz. Oh, well. Strangely, Brad Pitt does not pee and Tom Hanks does not eat. It's weird.

Everyone's got their thing, though. They just both stick to that one thing. Yeah. Anything? Captain... Captain... There's an oh yeah in the audience. It's not Captain Oh Yeah.

Oh, I know what you're thinking of. Yeah, don't help. Don't help, audience. No, it's right there. It's Captain EO. I'm going to have to put a clock on this. You've got two minutes. No, it's not going to.

It'll never come to me. You've got five minutes. Captain, wait. Is it Captain Piss Off a Boat? No. Is that close? Is it close to that? Maybe Greg knows it.

Greg? Are you there, Greg? Hud? We already said Hud. Who said Hud? He did. Yeah, but he's out. He's out. He said it when he was in. are you there Greg HUD we already said HUD who said HUD he did yeah but he's out he's out

he said it when he was in I'm gonna go he hasn't continued answering even though he's out are we trying to think of that you can

I was it doesn't have to be any movie to qualify just let Rick it's Captain Captain Quinn's medicine woman

did you use your lifeline already I did okay so you're out all right thanks for having me yes Captain Phillips you gotta say it right though you gotta turn to Doug and say I'm the captain I'm the captain now well if that was the title I would have had it

that would have been a much better title I'm the captain now. Well, if that was the title, I would have had it. Right? That would have been a much better title, I'm the captain now. I have one now, Doug. You're not allowed to have one now, though. Sam, did you build that time machine? Can I jump in? It's all yours. No, but you can't because it's still an answer

somebody else can say. I was saying, if you built the time machine, I'd jump in it, go back, say it, and then we'd do it. You can yell it out at the end. It's not worth it. I'll keep it to myself. That's your way of saying you're going to forget. I got it.

You're going to forget it by the end. I got it. All right. Charlie Wilson's war. Nice. Let's keep it on the war. Bridge of Spies. A hologram for the king.

Why am I still in this? They keep coming. I plan to lose. I don't understand what's happening. Wow. Do you have an earpiece on? I don't know what's going on. To the baby in the back. No, I got it. Yeah.

How about the movie where he met that wife that got bumped into? Volunteers. Wow. Just thinking about that one. The Polar Express. Did someone say Aaron Brockovich? Yes.

Oh, then I'm out. Oh, wait, no, Lifeline. Cloud Atlas. Cloud Atlas. Cloud Atlas. Nice. Thank you. Ricky's still in it.

Okay. Have we said Saving Private Ryan? No. We have now in it. Okay. Have we said Saving Private Ryan? No. We have now. Oh, man. The Man with One Red Shoe. Oh. Doing all the man titles. What's the one with the Dan Brown book where he's like the... Oh, yeah.

What is that? Yeah. I can only think of the sequel. I'm excited to say it when it's my turn. Oh, God. Sam knows it. The Pyramid Museum Man. Nice try, Ricky.

Thank you. The second one is Angels and Demons. And what's the first one? The first one is the Da Vinci Code. You don't have to say the third one because we're still playing the game. Oh, sorry. So it's my turn. Inferno. Okay. That's fine.

You would have gotten there. Oh, let's see. I don't know. How about the Panic in Needle Park? Oh, for Pacino? Yeah, why not? I like it, Bobby Deerfield. Carlito's Way.

Chinese coffee. This is tense. Let's see. Pressure's off now, so really I'm not even thinking anymore. Yeah. Pressure's off and you're out. Then you win? I win, yeah.

That'd be great. All right. I win, yeah. That'd be great. All right, I win, everybody! But Sam is our official winner today. Congratulations, Sam. Thank you. Thank you. What one did you just think of, Jay? Nobody's Fool.

Oh, yeah. That's a good one. And what did we miss? What's the one where Al Pacino's blind? Is he blind in a movie? There's the one where Al Pacino is blind? Is he blind in the movie? There's so many. Yeah, Catch Me If You Can is a good one. Yeah.

Big Eyes was one I was surprised nobody got for Christoph Waltz. Oh, I thought I said that. No, you just thought it, I think. I did. Yeah. Hateful Eight eight of course has uh christoph is christoph is in hateful eight i don't think so he very much just did the two no he's in that one too he's he's gotta be right i don't think he is i don't think oh it's tim

roth yeah it's tim fucking roth yeah. Never mind. Coming in and being all the Christoph Waltz role. Also, Water for Elephants is a Christoph Waltz. Isn't Carnage the one with him and... Are we still playing? No, we're just having fun. Okay. Okay. Oh, nobody said The Green Hornet.

Yeah, Green Hornet. All right. See, it was a great choice. Now you're all over the place. It's not just Christoph Waltz now again. But congratulations on everybody knowing some movies. You did it. You did it.

And where's our, who are you playing for, Sam? In Gregorius. Do you want to deliver the basket to Gregorius? The great Gregorius. Here, put this in. This is the Greg Fitzsimmons pin. Oh, yeah. Sam, come back to the back. We also have a copy

of Jay's book that he brought. Yeah. And here's Sam's bottle of water. His box of water, you mean. Give away Sam's water box. Very eco-friendly. It'll be just like when he was in school, bullied again over his water box. But there you go.

Congratulations, Gregor. What a Gregorius day. Chant, chant, chant. Sam gets to do his plugs first. What do you got to promote, Sam? Oh, let's see. Well, Minx is still streaming on HBO Max. Got picked up for season two, by the way.

That's very exciting. Yay, congrats. Thank you. If you have children or like children's programming, I'm on a bunch of episodes of Raven's Home. That's on the Disney Channel and the Disney Plus app. Is that what it's called, Disney Plus? Yeah.

And then find me on Cameo. Yay. Sam Levine, everybody. We'll see you again soon, champ. All right. Yeah, I don't know how soon, because we're doing a couple shows in San Diego. I don't know if I can convince you to come down there,

but we'll chat after the show. Road trip. Jessica, Michelle Singleton, thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. What would you like to promote? What have you got to plug? Yeah, I got a brand new podcast called Slobs that I co-host with two other really funny comedians.

Really comedians. They're really comedians. Laura Bites and Steph Tolove, so check that out. You can follow me at JMS Comedy, and I'm releasing my second country music single, so if you like country music, you can pre-order that on iTunes or pre-save on Spotify.

It's called Redneck Rhapsody. Yeah! Woo-hoo! Greg Fitzsimmons, what kind of albums, music albums do you have coming out? I am on the new

Rolling Stones album. Oh! You replaced Charlie Watts? I replaced Charlie Watts. Oh, was that you playing the Scrapey Stick thing? Scrapey Stick. You know what I'm talking about. You gotta get my scrapey stick thing? Scrapey stick.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, you gotta get my friends to do that. Scrapey stick out there shouting at the devil every show. I have a podcast called Fitz Dog Radio. Woo! Woo! And also Sunday Papers and Childish. And then I will be performing at Madison Square Garden in November.

No, I'm not. Oh! I was so excited for you. Wouldn't that be amazing? Wouldn't that be amazing? Hell yeah. Just one show and retire. That's it.

I'm going there anyway just in case. I'm going to take my year worth of audience members and do them all in one show. Meet me at Madison Square. Yeah, I thought you could have been on a benefit show there

or something. No, I don't do those. Not even that little side room over at MSG. Yeah, the lab at MSG. You got a tiny little lab going on. Ricky Lindholm, still busy despite the baby. Oh, yeah.

I have Duncanville, Sundays on Fox, and Wednesday is coming out on Netflix. It's the Wednesday Adams Tim Burton thing. It's coming out soonish. I don't know. They didn't tell me the date but the trailer is out. So I don't know at some point all right, we won't tell Tim Burton that you didn't think of his movie when we were playing that game and you could have said you could have said big eyes. Oh, right. Yeah.

We won't mention it to hit to Tim. Okay, I won't tell Tim. He doesn't like good. He doesn't listen to this. No one in this audience text Tim Burton. Yeah. Leave Tim Burton out of it. He doesn't listen to this. No one in this audience texts Tim Burton. Yeah. Leave Tim Burton out of it. He doesn't want to deal with any of that shit.

He's a creative madman. Speaking of which, I directed Joe Coy in his first film. It's called Easter Sunday. Yes. It's coming out theatrically August 5th.

Perfect timing for Easter. Sunday in August. Just in time for Easter. Sunday in August. And download the Vouch Vault. Follow me, Jay Chandrasekhar, and let's take down Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, Vouch Vault, everybody. V-O-U-C-H-V-A-U-L-T.

Those are both great opening words on Wordle, by the way. Vault and Vouch, because they've got those vowels in there. And yeah, I'm happy to take down Rotten Tomatoes. Can we rate Rotten Tomatoes on Vouch Vault? You have to vouch for it.

You can't vouch for how bad. It's only positive. Yeah. Oh, nice. What are you, trying to make a happy place on the internet grow up? Yeah. Only positivity but that's cool.

It's just what you like. You don't go to a dinner party and say, hey, what sucks? What shouldn't I see? You have not been to a dinner party with me. Yeah, I'm sure some people will recommend stuff that's a little crazy just because the people, you know, they like what they like. Yeah, but then you start to

it's good. You like, you know, the people who always recommend things you like and you start following them, right? There you go. This person's always recommending shit I end up liking. So yay. Yeah, but how big is the room for error? If something's on your voucher vault and I don't like it... I hate you now.

Am I going to ignore your voucher vault from then on out? No, I mean, you don't have to watch whatever they say. It's not mandatory. Oh, it's not? Oh, I misunderstood. I thought voucher vault was an app where you do everything it tells you to do. Okay, never mind. This is a great idea.

I'm really confused on what this app is. To do all those things. Douglas Movies is coming to Comic-Con or nearby it again this year. We'll be at the American Comedy Company on Wednesday, July 20th at 8 o'clock and Saturday, July 23rd

at 4.20. Thanks again to Dynasty Typewriter. This is a good fit, right? Let's come back again. July 17th. I haven't officially secured it with the theater, but I hope they're agreeable. I hope they're agreeable

to that. 717. Yeah. Was it parking okay? I know there's a big thing going on in the park over there today, but free street parking on Sundays, so I thought this would work out good. Next time I won't do it on Juneteenth slash Father's Day. Next year in Jerusalem.

That's a lot for people to be, other things for people to do, right? But one more time for all my guests, Sam Levine, Jessica Michelle Singleton, Greg Fitzsimmons, Ricky Lindholm, Jay Chandrasekhar. And I close every episode now

with a line from a motion picture, often not necessarily a classic one. As always, I wonder if they serve coconut milk on submarines. Borat. Ah, yes. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. He hides a bolt, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

Cause Doug loves movies