Doug Loves Movies - Jay Chandrasekhar, Kelly McInerney, Nick Rutherford and Tony Thaxton guest

Episode Date: August 28, 2019

Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Jay Chandrasekhar, Kelly McInerney, Nick Rutherford and Tony Thaxton to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeenies, babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the most rehearsed place, the most often performed Douglas movies setting,

I don't know, words. It's the Upright Sisters Brigade Theater in Los Angeles! It's Tuesday, August 27th, 2019. Name tags? Yeah, we got enough. We had a lot of good ones in Raleigh last Saturday, so thank you to everybody who brought those awesome name tags. Let me see yours here in the front.

Joe and Gabby's Infinite Playlist. And you are Joe and Gabby? Which onelist and you were Joe and Gabby which one of you will take the prizes? Gabby, she made the poster fair enough it was just the one poster in the front row you didn't need to turn the house lights you didn't have to bring the lights up for me

I know I'm wearing indoor sunglasses that I bought from Tony Stark Industries. And when I go like this, nothing happens. In the Avengers movies, he goes like that. There's a lot of information goes into his dome. Doug Pluggs, stand-up Saturday at cb live in phoenix at 4 20 sunday night september 1st i'll be at comedy works in downtown denver and don't forget that doug loves movies 12 guests of christmas is at largo here on the uh the west coast edition on Thursday, December 12th. Go to Largo-LA.com for tickets.

Let's check out the prize bag, you guys. It's a lovely buck extra bag at Ralph's. I pay that extra buck just to get this bag because it's perfect for prizes. I got a T-shirt from somewhere. Got a sippy cup from a Broadway show. Oh yeah, Ain't Too Proud, The Rise

and Times of... No, The Life and Times... The Rise. But I mean, they did Rise. The Life and Time of The Temptations. I saw that musical on Broadway. It was awesome. Another show on Broadway is called, that I mean, they did rise. The Life and Time of the Temptations. I saw that musical on Broadway. It was awesome.

Another show on Broadway is called, that I saw, that just closed, but I think they were filming it for, like, HBO or something. So hopefully everybody will get to see it because it was really great. The show is called What the Constitution Means to Me. And during the show, they pass out a little mini copy of the Constitution. And I flipped through it had some interesting parts but I'm happy to pass it along as I am this beautiful grinder yeah there's a really nice grinder in that box maybe

I'll take it out during the show and show it to you guys so you can get extra amped up about what you're gonna win a Doug Benson pin from rockandpins.com. All of that plus stuff brought by my, as you can see, four guests who are all return guests to the program. Yeah, they're all people I like.

Please give it up for Tony Thaxton, Nick Rutherford, Kelly McInerney, and Jay Shandra Sarkar. Hot group. Hot group coming in hot. There they are. Hello. Hello Hello Hi

Look at you with your own coffee thing With your name on it there Iced coffee, Doug Yeah, but it's like in a What's this thing called? It says Yeti on it Well, it feels like in a, what's this thing called? It says Yeti on it? Well, it feels like commercial, but this is the greatest drink holder I've ever used. Right?

You just have to carry it around. It keeps it cold and warm. What? Whichever it is. Whatever you want. Yeah, I don't want one beverage to be kept cold and warm. I want it to do whatever it is i'm doing with whatever beverage you don't have to have it cold or warm whatever you want either way it's the yeti you put it in

cold it stays cold you put it warm stays warm yeah okay that's all i needed to know what happened to this show man i'll tell you what happened i'm gonna go getty a yeti I'll tell you what happened. I'm going to go get a Yeti. Good. Let's meet him individually, starting with the lady on the panel. It's Kelly McInerney, everybody.

Hi. Holly Weirdo on the social medias. Yeah, I know. It's annoying. It's confusing, but it's a great one. People call me Holly all the time. Right? Yeah. Wait. I mean, now it sounds like all the time is your last name instead of weirdo.

Yeah, that's a cool name. People call me Holly all the time. Hey. What's up? Yeah, Holly weirdo on the social medias, but it is Kelly McInerney, and you need to learn it. Yeah, please. Get it together, you guys.

If you can. I don't know. I've learned it, Doug. She's worth it. It's like Bert and Ernie. Mac and Ernie? That's what I tell everybody. And you have a podcast that's like a, you know, I dare say a bastard stepchild of two of my podcasts,

because you get high and watch a movie and then talk about it and it's called IMD Weed podcast. It is kind of a combo of yours. It is. If you could get food in there, you'd do all of my podcasts. We do eat on the way sometimes.

Or sneak Panera into the movie theater because I carry a winter coat even in August because it's my blanket. I like to dress for comfort at the movies. What theater do you go to? AMC Burbank. Usually the 16 or the 8 or the 6.

Which is the one that you can have beer at? All of them. They all have a MacGuffin's, which is the bar. There's no laws in Burbank. Burbank's getting losing it. It really bar. There's no laws in Burbank. Burbank's losing it. It really is the Wild West out there in Burbank. The mild west. Yeah, and I should say that I've got...

Wicky, wicky, mild. I've got a... I love Will Smith. I just want to... Wild, wild west. I do have a framed poster of Will Smith over my oven. From that movie? Yeah. And do you just stand there and pretend to be loveless

and say racist things to him? No. I'm Salma Hayek. That's your review of that movie? That's my review? Well, it's insane how racist the white bad guy is in that movie. He almost drops the N-bomb.

He gets as close as you can without actually doing it. How? They have a conversation where he's just like, I don't want to say the words, but he just keeps doing these weird puns that are black, like, insults. And then he's insulting him back, but it's all about him being in a wheelchair,

which is like... Worse? Or equal? No, not worse, because he's the villain. Like, he's got a great wheelchair. but it's all about him being in a wheelchair which is like worse or equal no not worse because he's the villain he's got a great wheelchair I'm just impressed you remember this much about Wild Wild West all of it's ingrained in my brain

because it is the craziest movie ingrained in the membrane exactly I have a quiz for you on Wild Wild West oh a Wild Wild West quiz. This is exciting. Do you remember the most important line of the trailer? The one that kept playing over and over again.

I don't, but I think if you say it, I'm going to be like, oh, yes. That's a big spider. No. Let the games begin. That's from the bad guy. Wait, you don't know all about this movie, do you? I was supposed to know, let the games begin. That's the line for the trailer.

Right, but why am I supposed to know about the trailer? You said you know all about the movie. Well, I'm the dick here. Are you going to start expecting me to quote the BTS? On the second director's commentary track. What did he say instead of let the games begin? He said, this movie's garbage. Yeah, it's a rough one.

You know Will Smith turned down Neo for that movie, Neo and the Matrix to do Wild Wild West? Yeah. Well, what he did as a result was make... The greatest rap of all time. Yes. I love Wild Wild West rap. Yeah, and he stepped aside.

He let the Matrix be its thing. You know what I mean? Keanu Reeves didn't turn down Independence Day. Maybe he did. I don't know. Welcome to Earth. You guys already have so much to say. I'm trying to introduce everybody.

Let's say hello next to the quietest man on the panel. Tony Thaxton is here! Hello. I speak when spoken to. Oh, I love that and a guest, but you're the only one. Motion City's soundtrack is coming back.

That's right. Is that tour already sold out? Some of the dates. Not all of them. Right? But some of them are already sold out. It's like in January. Yeah.

That's how excited people are for you to be coming back. Yeah. It's very nice. Feels good. Feels good. Very cool. And then what else did you... You reached out to me like, hey, I've got this other thing.

Your own new podcast? Yeah. I mean, I've got a bunch of stuff going on. But yeah, I have a new podcast I'm very excited about. I know. What an idea. Someone with a podcast? Yeah, I mean, I've got a bunch of stuff going on, but yeah, I have a new podcast I'm very excited about. I know. What an idea. Someone with a podcast?

What? I'm excited, Tony. Thank you. Thank you. I don't think anything is out there quite like this. It's a music podcast, but it's called Bizarre Albums, and every episode, they're just short episodes. They're only about 15 minutes long and each episode explores

a specific album that was really, that kind of makes you go like, why does this even exist? Are there any B-52s albums in that bunch? No, that doesn't quite fit the mold. I'm not listening to the podcast, Tony.

It's all right. It's all right. But it's albums released by actors and athletes and fictional characters. The C-53s maybe. Exactly. Yes. If they were a cartoon, yeah. Did you think at any

point about calling it Why Did This Album Get Made? I did not. I did think about going for Weird Albums. But I didn't. I thought that might get confusing. You'd have to get his blessing. Yeah, lawyer up. So how far into this are you?

Episode six just came out today as we record that. Or as we record this. What's the weirdest of the six that you've tackled so far? The weirdest of the six that I think is last week's episode was the Didi King album, which is actually Didi Ramone put out a rap album in 1989. He had just quit the Ramones and gotten out of rehab and made a rap album. And it's something. I'd listen to it.

You should. I highly recommend at least checking it out and have your mind blown to that just the can i sanity of it can i make a suggestion please do an episode do you remember when the hulkster himself the hulkamania oh it's on the list all right yeah uh-huh all right hogan and the wrestling boot band yep there's a yeah all right yeah so so I mean, I guess you're open to the idea. I'm just working on my next podcast. You're trying to get out of his podcast. So you're open to the idea of people pitching terrible albums to you so you can be aware of them.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Or weird albums, not necessarily terrible. Exactly. All right, and it's at Tony Thaxton on the social medias. Yes, or at Bizarre Albums, too. That works, too. Oh, you got a social media for that, too. I know, I got lucky. Got my own social mediaias. Yes. Or at Bizarre Albums, too. That works, too. Oh, you got a social media for that, too. I know. I got lucky. Got my own social media.

Neato. Is it expensive? It sounded sarcastic, but it wasn't. I really thought it was neato. You know who else is neato? Nick Rutherford, everybody! Hey, fam! Dreamcorp,

his wildly successful adult swim show that is two seasons deep, the second season will be available soon on Hulu. Season two is coming out on Hulu in September. That's very exciting because season two is awesome. And then season three will be coming out in like six months. But, you know. I'm going to start with season one.

That's also on Hulu. Okay. Yeah. I'll let you know. Did you film season three already? You film them like together? Yeah. Okay.

Now, we shot season one like five years ago. And then we did a season two like a year later. And then we did a season three like two years later. Okay. So it's all going to be on Hulu soon. You can watch it on Adult Swim

but who watches TV? I think you can watch all of it on adultswim.com but just, you know, watch it on Hulu or steal it. I don't give a fuck.

I just want people to watch it. I'm very proud of it. Yeah. I mean that sincerely. Dreamcorp. LLC. You don't give a fuck if we of it. Yeah. I mean that sincerely. Dream Corp. LLC. You don't give a fuck if we steal it?

No, I don't think I do. Okay. Do you get anything from Hulu? I'm going to steal it. I already have Hulu. I use my friend's dad's Hulu. That's fine. Use your parent's friend's Hulu account.

I think I've never spent a dime on a Super Troopers movie. You've stolen them all? I saw the first one on cable a ton of times and I saw the second one when you invited me to the premiere. So suck it. That's Jay Chandra Sikar, everybody! Hey! Hello.

With his own special mug, this is Jay-Z on it. Jay-C, sorry. And don't get him mixed up with that. He'll start drinking on it. It says Will on it, though. It does? Yeah, it says Will Chandrasekhar.

There's a sticker. Oh, there is? Right there. Yeah, you know, my son gets stickers made for him to put on his stuff by my wife. My wife? His name is Will? Well, he shouldn't make me stickers, so I have to do that.

JC on a piece of tape. What does it say underneath the tape? Fresh off the boat. Fresh off the boat. They give a good gift. They actually gave a cooler. Oh, that was a... Because you directed an episode of Fresh Off the Boat They give a good gift. They actually gave a cooler. Oh, that was a... They directed an episode of Fresh Off the Boat?

Yeah. Nice. Not a boat, though. That's great. They didn't give me a boat, no. Just a cooler and this thing. Still cool. Still cool.

It's not fresh on the boat. True. Right. Okay. All right. You edit these, right, Doug? Oh, yeah. What you're saying right now is

gone thank god because i'm in a real tough place right now i got one more thing for the prize bag it's uh a whole box of things that i will uh describe in a second but let's uh see what everybody else brought what do you have tony i brought a bunch of stuff. Oh, shit. I also play in a band with my wife. My wife. My wife. That band is called Tiny Stills, so I brought a copy of that record on vinyl. Neato.

I also brought the first three Motion City soundtrack records on vinyl. Oh, nice! And then I also, I've been because I'm very cool, I've been writing a bunch of Star Wars songs under the name Cloud City Soundtrack.

And I have some stickers and a pin. Better lawyer up. And in honor of my Bizarre Albums podcast, I also brought a copy of Shaquille O'Neal's Shaq Diesel on CD. Wow. I knew that would please everyone. That's amazing.

Yeah. And then that'll all go in this Alison Rosen is your new best friend's tote bag, which I am now the on-air producer of that shit. Nice. Yes. How often do you do those? Twice a week. Twice a week?

Yeah. Very good. I like Alison Rosen. Yeah. She's everybody's best friend. Kelly? Wow. I just found stuff in my house.

But it's pretty fun. I hope. I got some snow caps I got from Six Flags. Oh, I some snow caps. I got from Six Flags. Oh, I like snow caps. I got this. You know you could snort those? No, but I'll try it. I stole this VHS of As Good As It Gets from Adults Only.

Oh. But it's not As Good As It Gets. It's actually Cosmo Erotica Amateur No. 1. Way more excited for that than as good as it gets. It just got better, actually. They don't have the

real VHSes on display at bars. Who knew? What bar did you steal that from? Adults Only? Isn't that every bar? That that from? Adults Only. Isn't that every bar? It's just called Adults. It's like on Hollywood and something.

You'll see it. I don't know if you should identify the bar. From the corner of Hollywood and sexy. Adults Only. I got this America the Book Teacher's Edition. I got for free at a library. All right. And then some...

It's not just free to give away. Hey, you know what? We can't afford someone to watch the door and ask for IDs, so let's call it adults only and leave it at that. Yeah, it's a fancy bar, I think. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, it's like... And that's why they're trying to be hip

and have all these VHSs for display. And I was like, I'm going to steal one. And I got it. Yeah, see what happened. I got it in the end, you know. Some sunglasses somebody left at my house. Oh, these are cool. Can I wear these?

Wow, what a terrible walk of shame that person had. Somebody had eye surgery at your house? Are those not 3D? Are they not 3D? I think he was like... Like the blue blockers. I mean, I am seeing in 3D right now, so possibly, yes. Yeah.

Yeah. That's all I got to say. And some stickers and stuff and a bag. That's it. Yeah. That's a great, great load of stuff. Great haul. What do you got, Nick?

Everybody pass down all that stuff, by the way. I want it over here. I think this might work. Oh, look at that. Look at that. It's totally natural. Alright, so I also Oh, look at that. Oh, wow. Look at that. It's totally natural. All right. So I'm a writer on Rick and Morty.

So here's a... Nice. You guys aren't getting that. That's how valuable that was. They're too excited. That's how you figure out the street price. We were legitimately excited. What's that? We were into it. Yeah. So now I can... So he's got to figure out the street price what's that? we were into it

so now I can give it away to some stranger okay there's also a Rick and Morty vinyl figure you guys blew it he's going to keep that one too you gotta act like you're not excited about one of these items

and then it'll go in the bag alright and then That one's off the market. You can look at it. You've got to act like you're not excited about one of these items, and then it'll go in the bag. All right. And then Dream Corp LLC, where my Dream Corp heads at, not as popular as the first show that got started. Yeah, so you should hang on to that as well. We've got to get rid of this. It's toxic.

No, we rooted for that one. We love that one. I know. I know. I love this one. This is get rid of this. It's toxic. No, we rooted for that one. We love that one. I know, I know. I love this one. This is a pin of Terry. It's a decal pin of Terry. A lot of people who know the title don't know the characters. Is that you?

Terry is one of my favorite characters. Terry the robot's amazing. He's voiced by Stephen Merchant, and that's a fun thing. And a lot of people don't get that. Those are exclusive things. And then the other thing is also from Dream Corp LLC on Adult Swim, also available on Hulu.

Season 2 coming up September 21st. This is a high T-shirt. It will mean nothing to anybody here. But these are T-shirts that were made for the crew only. I have worn this. It's been washed. It was a little small. But this is a shirt that Ahmed Barucha.

I don't know if you've ever had Ahmed on this show. He's a great comic. I don't think I have. It's all right. This is a shirt he wears in it. Except for maybe that one time yeah it's it look at it it's pretty fun stakes is high hey look Doug you'd like this right you do marijuana look small you know what I like well would love is for you to drag

this out like talk about nothing not talk about these I mean has anybody seen one of these before it's a Christmas cracker yeah all right Doug doesn't like me to explain things yeah I'd rather you make it more of a mystery like I've got a thing that you can wear that has four holes in it. You guys are going to love all this shit when you get it. Oh, also, we were just at Franklin and Company. Oh, this is exciting. If you go next door, there's a shot and a beer for you at the bar. For the winner. Doesn't have to be tonight. You can collect it whenever.

But you should do it tonight because somebody else is going to claim to be you yeah I was going to say how do you prove that I might yeah you should probably get over there

you should probably go right now if yeah if you don't care about the rest of the show if you think you're going to be the winner tonight just run over there

and say because all they have to do is say Nick got me a shot and a drink I think they have to say my name, Nick got me a shot and a drink. I think they have to say, my name is Dream Corp LLC, available on Hulu.

Yeah, I think that's what you have to say. But they had some trouble putting it on the wall, so who knows what happened. Yeah, you just go over there and see what happens. Yeah. Jay, what do you got for us? Well, Doug, you said bring one thing, didn't you? I did.

I brought two things. A Rick and Morty Funko doll. People are going to love that. That's nice. A copy of my book, Mustache Genetic, which I will autograph. Oh, hell yeah. I will personally autograph when you win.

Unless you're next door getting the shot. He will autograph. Oh, hell yeah. I will personally autograph when you win. Unless you're next door getting the shot. He will autograph it as opposed to someone else autographing his book. It's just all dick pics. I'll still autograph it. Dick pics the book.

I'd like to also offer to sign his book as well. Very kind of you. You're welcome. All right, well, I'll sign the book. I also will, if people want the record signed, I will do book as well. Very kind of you. You're welcome. All right, well, I'll sign the book. I also will, if people want the record signed, I will do that as well.

I meant to say that. And then Jay reminded me. That's up to them. Not to steal your thunder there. I'm not signing anything. I don't want to assume anybody wants something signed. I'll sign your record too. Perfect.

Please do. I'll just draw a butt on everything. What else was in the bag? Was that your sweater? That's his own personal shit. I'm going to Gelson's later, so I have another bag for that. Give him the bag!

I have a t-shirt that says Nantucket, but my wife deemed it not hip. So she's like, don't wear that out there. And I'm like, I wasn't gonna. Wait, so you switched shirts? No, I had a shirt over the shirt.

Oh, okay. It was a long sleever. There was a reason. Okay. I told her I had a joke that I, that I summered in Nantucket,

but I've only, I only went there four days this summer. So she's like, I wouldn't do that joke. I'm like, I'm gonna. Yeah, I don't know what about it qualifies as a joke Like people are going to be that blown away

That you would summer in Nantucket But I didn't You didn't do it so it's a lie That's how jokes work You just lie about stuff It depends on how long you define your summer as. If it's four days. Nobody does, though.

Yeah, I know. So here's what I'm going to do with that joke. I'm going to send it back to the factory. I'm going to have it retooled and then we'll tell it again next time.

All of your jokes are factory bought? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Straight from China. Tariffs. Well, I just want to mention that Jay is headlining

at a comedy club I've been to numerous times, the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin this very weekend. And for everybody that lives there that's listening right now, I want to tell you stop hanging out at the Houdini Museum and go

see Jay. Because they have a Houdini museum there and it's crazy popular. Everyone lives there and goes there every day. Are there like real magicians that do close-up magic? No, you're just in a museum where there's like, you know, here's a

half of a handcuff that he used in an escape routine. And this is popular. How often do you see half handcuffs? No, I was joking around. They're normally a whole.

I was joking around. It's like a tiny museum in a tiny town. Nobody gives a fuck. What town is it? But you went. No, I didn't even go to it. I'm going.

I would love it if you went to the Houdini Museum and then filed a report. I will. I'll come back and then filed a report i will i'll come back here and file a report i'd like to hear about it you will but there's something else i need to hear about real quickly here before we get to the the game portion and that is tony thaksin what was the last movie you saw a well-timed question because it involves magic movie you saw a well-timed question because it involves magic I on Hulu I just watched the amazing Jonathan documentary yeah which one the one that is called the amazing Jonathan documentary what's the other one is on

who I'm actually not sure I'm not sure well always amazing so always amazing is the Steve Byrne one? Yes. Okay. So that's more of a straightforward doc, and the one you watched... Is insane. It's about how there were competing docs about... Yes.

And Amazing Jonathan is in this one? He is, yes. It is crazy. And I heard ahead of time that it's pretty insane. And it is. I don't want to say too much because it's kind of better to just see it. But yeah, there's more than one competing doc is what I will say. And it's just one thing after another.

And it gets to the point you don't know what to believe. You don't know if any of what he, what Amazing Jonathan is doing and saying, if you can believe it or not. And it's insane. And also, if you're a fan of getting to see people admit to smoking meth and then doing it on screen, this is your movie.

I'm not sure if I'm a fan of that or not. TBD. Sounds amazing to me. I mean, some say no, I say meth. But yeah, I don't know, man. I guess I'll check it out, but it's just interesting that there's this other documentary.

Because Amazing Jonathan is an amazing subject for a documentary. You don't need all this other fuckery. It's just interesting that he's been dealing with potentially dying while also being a great comic and magician. Yeah, I would have watched it regardless. And then I heard a few things about it and then it's just it's even more crazy and more compelling than i expected you only watched one i only watched one i hear the steve burn one is just free on youtube i think right yeah i think so yeah so you i've not watched that one too yeah well i would like to yeah all right well again i'm giving everybody assignments

tonight i'd like you to come back and tell us about the two different ones. Because people don't have time to watch two whole documentaries. I watch both Fire documentaries. Yeah, me too. Okay, but one of them was better than the other one, right? I couldn't say that, no. You couldn't? That's interesting, because everybody told me that the one that was... What's the better one?

Neither. I fell asleep during both. Didn't finish either? They were both good. I got too scummed. I liked them both, yeah. They're both really good. I mean, I heard the story already,

so then I was like, I get it, and I checked out kind of deal. Doesn't one of them have a little bit more, you know... I think one they interviewed... Joie de vivre? One has the guy. Yeah. That's the Hulu one.

Ooh, do you like having the guy guy or do you not need the guy? It's great. The guy is the most interesting character? Yeah. What's the one that got the guy called? Without the guy? No, with the guy. The Fire Festival.

That's just called The Fire Festival? Yeah. Where do you watch it? Hulu. Hulu, okay. Because the other one's on Netflix? Yeah. All right. Seems like a lot of goodulu. Hulu, okay. Because the other one's on Netflix? Yeah. All right.

Seems like a lot of good stuff on Hulu these days. Check out Dream Corp, LLC on Hulu. There isn't enough goddamn stuff trying to vie for our attention now. We've got double documentaries. Right. More than one documentary about the same thing. Both good. Okay.

What about you, Nick? What was the last movie you saw? Did I skip Kelly? You skipped me. You did skip Kelly. Because Tony's took so long. Sorry, Kelly. Nick.

I can wait. I'm kidding. Kelly. 47 Meters Down Unchained? Uncaged. The sequel. That's a sequel to the first 48? Yeah, but you don't need to see the first one.

Why couldn't they just add another number, like go deeper? Why do they have to keep the same number? Well, because this is completely different and has nothing to do with the original. It's about these girls that find these sharks in some sort of Mayan. There's like an underground Mayan temple. Wait, what's the first one about? These girls are going... Wait, okay, so there's a similarity already.

They're sisters. That's a similarity. The Mayans could breathe underwater. Is that the premise? I don't think. They're not in it. They breathe through their big earring holes. Then I'm out.

But the sharks, like, they're great white sharks that have evolved, and they can't see, but they could smell, and it's hilarious. Let me tell you, there's a guy snoring in the theater. Is that you? No, I did that for Godzilla. I woke myself up to the sound of my own snoring.

You guys ever do that? I do. But I do recommend this sequel. It's way better than the first one. The first one has sharks in it too? Yeah, but it's too serious and this one knows it's a stupid, dumb movie.

It's a fun one, yeah. The first one is better than I thought it was going to be though. I will say that. You saw the first one? I had high expectations. I did. Out of boredom. Just at home.

I think I might watch it on Hulu. Hey-o. Oh, you mind if I chime in real quick? Well, yeah, I guess. Is the last movie you saw something on Hulu? No, I think I got it on Google Video. Are we going to me now? Yeah.

I saw Unforgiven for the first time. Oh! Finally got around to it. Yeah. might be the greatest movie of all time oh let's see what nick thinks i definitely don't think it's the greatest movie of all time it's so cartoony it's really really cartoony it is watch it again i'm we all waiting to come out. I saw it four times opening week. You don't have to tell me how old you were. What year was that? What year did it come out? You don't have to say how old you were, but how naive and stupid

were you when you did that? Is this the cowboy movie with Clint Eastwood? Yeah. It's good. Morgan Freeman. He directed it. It's very heavy. He wrote it too, I think. It's a serious western Freeman. He directed it. It's very heavy. He wrote it too, I think. It's a serious Western. English Bob.

You don't like English Bob? I liked all of it. I like English Bob, but it's very cartoony, and I don't think it holds up to modern Western standards, because everybody is just like a wide paintbrush of Western. It's like, well, I don't think we should be going into there. Like, it's so over the top. That's how they spoke back then. That's not how they spoke.

Yes, it is. We know from Deadwood they didn't speak that way. They said fuck all the time. I don't know what's happened on Hulu, but on the other places, that's how they speak back then. Yeah, it makes me want to watch it. It's a good story. It's a nice story. It's a nice story.

But there's too much like, well, I don't know much about that. Like, it's really fucking nuts. You're dead to me, pal. I'm sorry. Go on, Doug. I don't know much about that. Didn't it? Gene Hackman?

Is that who you're talking about? Yeah, Gene Hackman. He doesn't talk like that. Yeah, he does. It's him the whole time. Well, we will-a-goo-dibbly-doo-da-da. I better get my six-shooter wheel right. They're like Disneyland ride versions of humans.

Yeah, it's like if you wouldn't... Like, Unforgiven could be like a log jammer ride And be like These engines in them darn heels It's fucking nuts It's not good It's not good Morgan Freeman talks like that?

I mean, Morgan Freeman's amazing Well, he says a little more things like this But he still says Ding dong dilly wacker Gonna be a ding bong talkong, talky-mucky. It's dumb. Watch it again. It's dumb.

I'm sorry, Jay. It's dumb. No, you're not sorry. I am. I feel great right now. You're never not sorry. You're right. I'm not sorry.

I feel great. I'm on top of the world. I'm sorry. Unforgiven. It's dumb. Won an Academy Award. It's got like a thousand percent on Rotten Tomatoes. I know. That's why I watched it.

No one would dare to dislike it. 900 from me. But back then there were two critics. Siskel and Hebert. And they always agreed. Have you ever seen the show? That was the whole gag They didn't agree Oh yeah

Well I don't think you got them I thought I was on a great run Don't cut me down now Jay what was the last movie you saw? What classic did you see That we can tear apart? I saw a good movie

Okay Hide and Seek Yeah Oh You mean Ready or Not? What classic did you see that we can tear apart? I saw a good movie. Okay. Hide and Seek. Yeah. Oh. You mean Ready or Not? That's what I mean. That's what I mean. I don't think this guy's paying attention to movies.

And if you haven't seen it yet, forget what I just said and remember what she just said because... Oh, it's fun. Yeah. It's good. It's good. Ready or Not. I just hate... I agree. I hate the name. It should be called Hide and Seek. Should it's good. It's good. Ready or not. I just hate, I agree.

I hate the name. It should be called Hide and Seek. Should it? I think you were right. It's better. That is the game they play in the movie. Right, but that's the- But that would give away-

Exactly. Because you don't know what game they're going to play. If you watch the trailer, yeah, you do. Yeah, you sure do. If you look at the poster, you know what game they're going to play. They go, let the game begin. Checkers and chess don't involve someone just standing there with a shotgun. When I saw it, I knew the name was Ready or Not,

and I still didn't know what game they were going to play. Right, because Ready or Not. Somebody said, Jesus. Checkers. It could happen with any game. Right, it makes no sense now that you put it that way. Ready or Not. Operation. Right. it makes no sense now that you put it that way. Ready or not... Operation!

Right. That's what I was ready for. Take out Ransh Angle. But anyway, yes. Quality horror entertainment, that movie. Lots of wacky twists and turns and violence. It gave you what you wanted. That's all I'm saying.

It does sort of. It's one of those movies that sets up like a character's really stupid and you're like, I hope that character dies and then you get to watch them die. Right?

I don't know. I feel like you're right. Have you seen it? Really? Yeah. Okay, good. I heard it's great. I heard it's really great.

Better than Unforgiven. Definitely. Are there any over-the-top cartoonish Western accents in it? No, there's an over-the-top... Ready or not! Hey, doggie! How's it going to do? Take off your hats and glasses!

Yeah, there you go! Yeah. That's not a quote from the movie. No, that's a quote from a Disney ride. Oh, I see. Big Thunder Mountain. Yes. This is the wildest ride

in the wilderness. I'm Morgan Freeman. I'm a goat with a piece of dynamite stapled to my chin. Is that on the Disney ride? That's on the Disney ride, yeah. I don't even know what we're talking about.

That's on the Disney ride. You have children. You should take your children to Disney. Dead goats have no tails. Shit, I'm mixing up rides all right that answers that question so turn it off Bert let the games be good I can't do a bugle noise but but that would have been great right there. Wow. I got to say, I'm impressed.

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We got a White Castle mug. And I don't know what this is about. Oh, it's a White Castle cup, but it also says Tervis on it. What does that mean, Tervis? I don't know. That's the brand. That's the brand name of the cup. Jay's the cup guy.

I'm the cup guy. Yeah, Jay knows cups. But all of that shit, I mean stuff. Thank you for sponsoring the show, White Castle. Oh, that's also going to the winner tonight. Who are you playing on behalf of Tony Faxton? I've got the Peter, sorry, the Peter Butter Falcon here.

Oh, nice. Yes. Nice twist on my favorite movie of the year, Peter Butter Falcon. Which I have not seen, and I keep hearing the name, and I I've been very out of the loop with movies lately. It's okay. That's not what I, you're the only person I've heard say that.

I mean, I think people hyped it up too much for me. Oh, okay. I also did love 47 Meters Uncaged, so don't judge by it. Yeah, so anyway, Peanut Butter Falcon

is dog shit. Don't go see it. I'm trying to talk it down. Shia's hot in it, though. Right? He does a great job. He's so good in it. I like the other

Peanut Butter Falcon movie that's free on YouTube. Oh, there's competing Peanut Butter Falcon movies? Yeah, Steve Byrne made the other one. I hate all these competing projects. Kelly, what do you got there? I got Taxi Miker. I guess it's the play version of Taxi Driver, which is cool.

You mean it's the script from Taxi Driver? Taxi Driver on stage. I just assumed that it was short. So it was like usually the plays are whatever. Yeah. I got it because they're sweet tarts and that's cool. Okay. Are you talking to me?

Yeah. Sweet tart? Taxi Driver reference. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. To be fair, everybody just got that now, too. Oh, man. Funny like a clown? Nick, who are you playing on behalf of?

That's not the right one. That's good fellas. I'm playing for Adrian with a poster of the Australian, which I think is very fun. And I grabbed it because there's

vodka attached to it. Oh, yeah. And a koala. And a koala bear is fucking the shit out of that thing.

I'm going to drink the vodka and snort the koala. Oh, I wish you could get that up your nose. But yeah, get that

bottle off of there and enjoy it. Me and Kelly are going to split it. Do you want to? That's nice. Sure, I'd love some. We can split it all around. Let's all take swigs out of it. You can pour it into my iced coffee. Do you know what Tito of Tito's Vodka's last name is?

Beverage! Yep. Isn't that weird? Yeah, don't say what. Wait, for real? Yeah. His last name is Beverage. Literally ruins Tito's Vodka for me. I'm sorry. Are we just doing this? I love Tito's Vodka.

Yeah, it's handmade. I also love the Unforgiven, but he shat all over that pill. Well, it's a piece of shit. Where are we at here? Oh, Jay, who are you playing for? Oh, tiniest name tag of all time. Thank you for smoking, Bree. And I took this because I need some matches.

And your name's Bree? It is. Okay, good luck, Bree. Thank you. You don't think I'll win? Nope I don't think I ever have You've never won? Sorry Brie

Well tonight all the questions are about Super Troopers Good luck Good luck everybody No, actually we're going to start with a game Called Alex's, Jason and and Deb's IMDb Game. Because IMDb. You got it at Comic-Con.

Yeah, I did. I was at that party with you. Yeah, the IMDb boat gave out hats. I have that hat. Yeah, it's a great hat. I should have worn it. Oh, that'd a great hat. I should have worn it. Oh, that'd be awesome if we just had matching hats on

that said IMDB on them. Oh, we're passing out some sweet tarts. I don't know if I can continue hosting after having such sour deliciousness in my mouth.

These things are good. Mmm. Wow, you're chucking... Somebody caught one in their mouth? So close. Three second rule. He caught it!

He caught it in his mouth. I don't know why Rory Scovel's in the front row. Great job catching that in your mouth. All right, so this is how this game works. Everybody that's an actor or actress has a, you know, IMDb page. And it says, most known for, and this is four credits. Sometimes they decide. Sometimes the artist will have one of their people get in there and put in the movies they want.

So you never know. It's a real mixed bag, the algorithm. So I'll start saying somebody's top four. Buzz in with your own name when you think you know what it is. Who it is? Who the actor or actress is. And if you get it wrong, that's negative one point. So you want to lay back until you're absolutely sure.

Then you get bonus points for I'll ask you to name the additional movies in their top four if there are any left when you buzz in with the correct answer. Do you guys want to practice buzzing in? Nick. Kelly. No, your name would be Jay.

Kelly did a great job. I heard Nick. Tony, did you buzz in? I did and I was confused. Me too, apparently. You just say your own name when you want to buzz in. Jay. Good job. I'm still a little, I'm lost still.

Just say Tony when you're ready. Tony when I'm ready. Am I saying Tony? Yeah, that's it. Just don't say it three times because then a Rhythm and Blues act from the 90s will appear. Rhythm and blues. I didn't know what to call them on the spot. Hip hop, I guess, right?

They were rhythm and blues. They were on all the rhythm and blues channels of the day. Okay, so here's the first round. Four rounds, tiebreakers waiting if necessary. The first film this person's best known for is Nebraska. So you could buzz in. Nick. Nick is buzzing in.

He's taking a chance. There's a lot of people in Nebraska. June Squibb. Wow, interesting guess by an interesting player, but that is incorrect. Wow. Interesting guess. By an interesting player. But that is incorrect. She's the best. Why would that not be her first thing? Why wouldn't it be?

So where are you Nick? I took a big swing Adrian. You got minus one point. But I feel like you could make a comeback. I can't. But everybody else is still in play. The second title is The Hateful Eight.

Tony. Tony says, I'm going to regret this because The Hateful Eight is the one Tarantino movie I've not seen. But I'm going Brewster. Brewster in Nebraska is Brewster, and that is correct. Great job. Could I say real quick that June Squibb is on the second episode of the first season of Dream Corp LLC, available on Hulu. And that is true.

All right. Well, you can continue playing that way. Like the kid on Price is Right thought it was funny to say 420 every time. But it did not work out for him. But it is funny. Doug, was he hot? The 420 guy. Of course he was hot.

I don't even know. Sunglasses, baseball caps. That's so long ago. He's probably old. So you get to try Tony to name two more movies. You guess any two Bruce Dern movies and if either of them are on. So you get to try, Tony, to name two more movies. You guess any two Bruce Dern movies, and if either of them are on there, you get a point for each. I'll say The Burbs.

Mm-hmm. And I literally can't think of a single other Bruce Dern movie. Yeah, it happens. He's, of course, in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, but that didn't make his top four yet The Burbs is correct and then he was also in a motion picture called The Cowboys

Not familiar Not for you Next So Tony has two and everyone else is not doing as well Not even by half. Not yet. Yes. I like your attitude.

Optimistic. And I need to be burped. This person's best known for starts with sideways. Keep going. You're not making the same mistake Adrian also you could

maybe detect a theme at any point during the game the second film in this person's most known for is Spiderman 3 Kelly Kelly

oh I heard Tony first god damn you who is it Tony Thomas Hayden Church that is correct THC as I like to call him.

I'm sorry. Fine, it's fine. You want to name two more? You want to really rub it in everybody's faces? I can't remember. Is it only movies in this? Yes, just movies. Well, occasionally there is a TV show, so you could take a chance

on that. But this is not the case in this one. I don't know in this case. I take it back. You don't know? I'm just saying I do know, but I'm also not going to tell you. Oh. It just has to be titles from his, so you could go TV if you want, but that's up to you. He's the host, and then you have to guess what he knows. But he won't tell you.

Yeah, and I don't know everything, so it makes it weird. I want to say Wings, but you're leading me to believe that... Suicide mission for this guy over here. He decided to pick a TV show anyway. Just guess. Can you think of any other films he was in? Oh, boy. I can.

I'm blanking on these. That's okay. I mean, you're already way in the lead yeah yeah i think i think i'm all right he's gonna tap but it's uh tombstone and easy a oh wow thomas hayden church movies that they listed yeah there's plenty of others uh but sideways oh my god he's so good in that okay um tony's got three points so we need a big comeback here. So far we've got Bruce Dern and Thomas Hayden Church.

Wait, who was the first one again? Bruce Dern. Yeah. Is he related to Laura Dern? Mm-hmm. He's her daddy. Is that true? Yeah.

Wait, who's Bruce Dern? Bruce Dern is a guy who's married to Diane Ladd and then they had Laura Dern. Laura Dern's in Jurassic Park. And they're all great actors. I know Laura Dern. I love Laura Dern? Bruce Dern is a guy he's married to Diane Ladd and then they had Laura Dern. Laura Dern's in Jurassic Park. And they're all great actors.

I know Laura Dern. I love Laura Dern. Oh, I love Laura Dern. This is going to make you feel terrible. Come on, let's be honest. It's going to make you feel bad.

Also, the president of Hulu. Kind of awkward. Is that true? Yeah. Bruce Dern. Don't fuck with me, guys. Did you see

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? I did, yeah. Yeah, Bruce Dern. Don't fuck with me, guys. Did you see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? I did, yeah. Yeah, Bruce Dern's the old man that Brad Pitt talks to. He's in the bed, and he's talking to him about what's going on out here. Are you safe? Are you okay? Okay, that's Bruce Dern. Okay, Bruce Dern.

Bruce Dern. Here. Squeaky's man. George is his name. Yeah, you just have to say Squeaky's man. I'm completely lost You saw the movie but you don't remember this scene? It was a long movie, I was high

How'd you stay high through the whole thing? Yeah, it's so long You have to take a break at some point, right? I snored it You got pens? You guys don't smoke in the also... No, you got... You got pens? You guys don't smoke in the theater? Yeah, vape in the theater. Oh, you vape in the theater?

I go to the bathroom. You rascal. Just wear a long hoodie. Oh, so you went to the bathroom during Bruce Dern's scene, probably. Clearly. I probably did. I went to the bathroom.

This happens a lot. I'll go with my girlfriend and I'll go and I'm like, all right, tell me what happens. Then I'll leave because it's a slow point and that's when they tell you critical plot points so much.

That's why you don't get the unforgiven. I was at home so I could smoke freely. Bullshit. I like this story. What I don't like is the, we're howdy doody. We've been over this. You paid for that, right?

I gotta watch this again. I do not remember anybody talking like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. The FDL is what I'll be doing. remember anybody talking like that. It's not like that. All right. So round three. Come on, you guys. We got 12 more rounds to go. I know, I know, I know.

Sorry. Round three starts with 50 Shades of Gray. The second title is The Social Network. Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh, oh, oh. The second title is The Social Network. The third title is Fifty Shades Darker. Oh, I don't know what that guy's name is. And the fourth title is Fifty Shades Free.

Kelly. What do you got Kelly? Is it Dakota Johnson? It's Dakota Johnson! I know that name It's Dakota Johnson I could not hold it I thought it was the guy at first

I thought Dakota was in more shit You guys were thinking is that like James Dornan Or whatever his name is All I could think was Dakota Fangen That's it Dornan But yeah she was in Social Network That was a clue there

Who the hell was she in Social Network She was the girl that Napster fucked Oh I love that you responded like Yeah that's a responsible Reasonable Yeah that guy

Yeah He Parker Whatever his name is He Justin Timberlake Yeah he has sex with her And then the next day He's like I'm Sean Parker And she's like The Sean Parker Parker, whatever his name is. Justin Timberlake. Yeah, he has sex with her.

And then the next day, he's like, I'm Sean Parker. And she's like, the Sean Parker? Oh, yeah. She just like in panties the whole scene, right? You know, I don't think of actresses that way, Nick. I try to appreciate their whole body. I don't either. I thought it was disrespectful. But look at her top four.

Kelly said it. It is pretty amazing that Social Network is number two. She's in one scene, but she is in her underwear. So, yes. Well, she wanted to break it up, you know. Yeah. All right. So, Kelly has a shot here.

I mean, everybody has a shot. You never know what's going to happen in this game. Somebody could get four points right now. I think we know. The first title is The Wolf of Wall Street. Michael Douglas. What is your name? Buzz in with your name.

Jay. And then what is your answer? Michael Douglas. Incorrect. Great guess. He was not in Wolf of Wall Street, but still a great guess. I didn't hear the first part.

I only heard the... Wall Street. Oh, I see. Wall Street. Yeah, Wolf of... I didn't hear that first part. The Wolf of see. Wall Street. Yeah, the wolf of. I didn't hear that first part. The wolf of was in parentheses. I thought you were just sort of stuttering. I didn't really know what that was all about.

You know, Wall Street sucks, too. Business, business, business. I don't have time for that shit. Are you trying to tell us that you don't judge a man by the size of his... Wallet! Was that in The Wolf of Wall Street or Wall Street? Wall Street. I like them both.

Listening's good, Jay. I hear you. I hear the critique. Is that a great... I'll tell you what. I'm going to play a lot better starting now. Go on, Doug. Just in time.

Of course, you're out for the rest yeah I know I know the rules done I know how it's play the second title is baby driver so we got wolf of Wall Street and baby driver third title is the accountant Nick what Nick? Come on, man. Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm. This is a good answer. I reckon it might be the best answer. Oh, Nick.

I'm gonna say it. Morgan Freeman. No, it's not Morgan Freeman. Check the tapes, it might be. And the fourth... That is so metaphorical. I'm not even gonna write down your negative one on that.

Thank you very much. I don't want you to have negative two. I need that. Did you write my negative one down? Oh Thank you very much. I don't want you to have negative two. I need that. Did you write my negative one down? Oh yeah. You still got your negative one. And then the fourth title is a movie called Fury. Fury.

Yeah, so I think Tony's going to run away with this thing. I want to guess somebody, but I don't want to lose my point. Go for a guess. That's what's fun. No, I don't think it's... It wouldn't be him. Superbad would be up there. Could be a her. Oh, you're ruling out

Jonah Hill? Yeah. Yeah, because he's not in Baby Driver or the... Or Fury. I wasn't sure if he was in Fury. It's a great actor, but maybe still mostly known for the first season or two of Walking Dead,

John Bernthal. I don't know who the hell that is. I like that guy. Yeah, he's very good. I liked him in The Wolf of Wall Street and Wall Street.

I liked him in The Peanut Butter Falcon, and I also liked Dakota Johnson and Thomas Hayden Church and Bruce Dern in Peanut Butter Falcon. That was what

they all had in common. The final tiebreaker round was going to be Shia LaBeouf. And Peter, Brother, Falcon is already his number two most known for. So somebody smart

got in there because that's awesome. And also his number four is Honey Boy, the movie that's not even out yet, where he plays his own father.

That trailer looks bonkers, though. I'm looking forward to that yeah that's gonna be it's gonna be interesting we like we like shia now yeah we do we're back in we're back in tumultuous with the guy right a little bit like if you judge people who are a little you know maybe not acting in their own best interest he's also a child star you gotta give them that yeah you know they get nuts yeah he got pushed into show business and then he's worked it out and now I think he's gonna be a fine actor. And he's fine. Based on the

movie so far this year, I'd give him a best actor nomination for this movie. He's that good in it. He's not gonna get that. In Peanut Butter Wolf? It's probably not gonna help it. Yes. The Peanut Butter Wolf of Wall Street. I like that game. Just go up to the box office and take out your wallet!

I've met Shia LaBeouf for about five seconds. What did he look like? At the valet. He looked at me and goes.

He worked at the valet. He was there and he looked at me and goes, hey, this guy. Right? He was excited

that he saw you. He was excited. Yeah. He was excited. This guy. Hey, this guy. Yeah, without the mustache. Yeah, he didn't say you. He was excited. Yeah. He was excited. This guy. Hey, this guy. Yeah, without the mustache. Yeah.

He didn't say that. He thought it. Doug, you should get him on this show. I would like to. He's been, like, he comes and watches this show sometimes in the audience. Shia? Yeah. Are you in here?

Yeah, he's too shy to speak up. Sorry, the movie wasn't... It was good. I don't want to pressure him to be a guest. Just the fact that he's a fan is exciting to me. Alright, let's play another game. So who won? Tony ended up winning that. I guess that was a wash.

No, I got one point, okay? Yeah, Tony got three points. Tony got three points. Of all the winners, Tony was the best winner. And he gets to go first in this next game, and then we'll go to Kelly, and then to Nick, and then to Jay.

And you all have to guess how long is it? Yeah, I'm gonna name a thing. You're gonna all guess how long it is. Closest to the correct length is the winner I like that but you know like

Price is Right style you can't go over you can't go over? yeah are you out? fuck you're already out? you're already too much pressure? I'm fucked you don't even know the movie yet he doesn't like limits it seems like winner should go last in this game just saying but that's fine right but also what if even know the movie yet. You don't like limits. He doesn't like limits. It seems like winners should go last in this game.

Just saying. But that's fine. Hey, fine. Right, but also, what if you know the number and say it? You get the first opportunity to speak. All right. You know what I mean? Like, on Price is Right, if you know what price things are,

you'd want to bid first. You wouldn't want to wait until the end and maybe say one. He wants to go last. Let him go last. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll play by the rules. I'm just throwing out suggestions. I just feel like maybe the ghost

of Sam Levine is in that seat. Ouch. That's a winning seat. Yeah, I think you are going to win. How long, Tony, are his podcasts? Is the combined running time of the films

in which Tom Hanks plays a captain. Jesus. So you gotta figure out how many films was he a captain, and then what, how long would that be in hours and minutes?

I'll tell you right now, it doesn't take days. Yeah. Not a full day. Not how long the movies were? Yeah, you gotta add up how long all the movies were in which Tom Hanks

played a captain. It's not days. Who would think it was days? Jay, the slam comic himself. Fucking destroying Doug right now. Oh my God, this is my 9-11. And when I say that, I just mean I looked up at the clock and it does say 9-11.

So it is my 9-11. Everybody should turn right now. It's really worth it. It's worth it. I can only, I'm not going to say how many, well, it'll be obvious, but I can't think of that many,

so I'm going to stay on the low end. I'm going to go, I'm going to go 245 minutes. Okay. So that's how. Somebody just, 245. What Okay. Somebody just...

245. What a lunatic. So smug. 245. Have some balls, Tony. It's four hours and five minutes. Did you just announce it? What?

The number he said when you added up in hours. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what you want? Four hours, five minutes? Four hours, five minutes.

So that's what? Three movies? If you want to think that Tony knows how many movies he played a captain in, that's up to you. Does it count if like

he lands a plane into water and like helps people? Is that a captain thing? No failed captains. No captains who crash. What are you talking about?

Yeah, he's a captain or he isn't. Just like because it was a... He was a... Wait. Oh, is that like a pilot? Are you thinking of Castaway? No, I'm thinking of Sully. When he's like the...

Yeah, he's a captain in that. He is. Yeah, 100%. Thank you for reminding me of that movie. You're welcome. I know, I almost forgot that too. I can only think of two. So I'm going to say...

How much did he say? What? How much did you say? Oh, he said four hours and five minutes. I feel like the other one's pretty long uh what if it's just one i've never seen sally was four days long but it's no no but is sally he's a captain in that because that's like a pilot thing i would say he's a captain in that and i'm not fucking with you now. You just have to guess, I think.

Jay's pissed. Well, I just will say this. If you're flying a plane, you're definitely the captain. Yeah, yeah, you're true. I'm thinking of captains of boats. If you're landing a plane in water, you're definitely the captain. Alright, I'm gonna say five hours.

You're the captain of that boat plane. I'm going to say five. All right, she's going five hours. What do you got there, Nick? I'm going to be the person who knows nothing. I'm going to say one minute, Drew. Oh, I see. I get it.

I get it. Yeah, because I have no idea. Nobody knows. This is all made up. Yeah. Yeah, because I have no idea. Nobody knows that this is all made up. Yeah. Yeah, none of this is true. I had a different guess, but I'm going to go with one minute and one second.

Oh! How do you like Unforgiven now? That's so fucked up. That's so fucked up. Jay's got a family. He's got a successful career, and he's fucking digging at me. What did you say, Kelly?

Five hours. Okay. And I said one minute. So Kelly said five. Tony said four, five minutes. And then these guys over here, they're having their own kind of fun. We become best friends. Because he's a captain in four movies Apollo 13

Captain Phillips Saving Private Ryan And Sully Yes Yeah so the running time Is one minute shy Of nine hours Wait what was the

I heard Sully Fuck you guys Captain Phillips I'm the captain now Apollo 13 I wish I wasn't the captain now And Saving Private Ryan I definitely don't want to'm the captain now. Apollo 13, I wish I wasn't the captain now. And Saving Private Ryan,

I definitely don't want to be the captain now. I wasn't even thinking about Saving Private Ryan. Yeah. And that's according to, you know, the internet. See, I forget about... So it could be less? Captain could be multiple. I mean, he could have been a captain in a movie

where they just never mention his profession. Yeah. So it would just be more. Right, I see your point. The secret captain in a movie not named The Secret Captain, obviously. So I won, right? You won that one, Kelly. Sick! You did it,

Kelly weirdo. He could be a captain in Tree of Life, right? Is he in Tree of Life? No, he's not even in it. Right, but he could, I mean, you know, in a different, anyway. Bud Light? Ah, he's not even in it. Right. But he, I mean, you know, in a different... Anyway. What is it, Bud Light? Ah, I love Bud Light. Yeah.

I don't remember what his job was in Bachelor Party. He's definitely a bachelor. He was captain. I think he worked at a rental car agency. Did he?

This is how easy it is to trick you. Yeah, I don't... I'm not... I'm DB, but I you I'm DB but I'm not I'm not IMDB alright one last game you guys this is going to determine our winner tonight and of course it's last man Stanton thank god

I'm relying on one audience member to give us an amazing name for this game that we will then take turns naming movies that that person was in. Kelly gets to go first. We'll reverse the order. So it goes Kelly, Tony,

me, because I like to play, Jay, and Nick. I can't win. I mean, I can win, but I'm not playing for anybody, so whoever comes in after me, if I do win, but I'm not playing for anybody, so whoever comes in after me if I do win... Is the winner. Is the winner.

Which, you know, maybe 50% of the time I win. Don't feel too much... That's significant. Don't feel too much pressure. Yeah, because, you know, I go to the audience and they go, the rock, and I know every fucking rock movie, so it's easy. It's good. You keep it greased, man.

But this guy's going to do a good job. I've got strong feelings about this because someone traveled all the way from Australia to be here. What? Yeah, to see this in person, to experience it live. Where is Apples Mason?

Oh, that's me, Adrian. I'm sorry, man. The name tag you picked is Apples Mason? That's incredible. It happens. Yeah, that's what happens. That's the whole wallaby. Thanks for the vodka.

So don't have mind meld with Nick. We want a neutral game here. You came all the way from Australia with a suggestion for this game. So who is it? Hugo Weaving. You piece of shit. You just fucking criminal

piece of shit. Hope you have a good holiday, you asshole. Fuck you, garbage man. Can you imagine coming all the way from another country to check out a podcast

live for the first time and one of the guests treats you like that? Right. Can you imagine coming to America and then proving everybody you're a piece of shit?

Bag of trash. Get back in your mama's sack, you wallaby motherfucker. Fuck you. Hugo Weaving. I don't know who that is. I don't think he's real. You're fucked, man.

You're fucked. You. You're fucked. You know what, though? There might be some titles that might make you, inspire you. Did he write the Time Machine novels? I don't know.

He's not H.G. Wells, but you can go. What happens now? You can each go to your lifetime once. I mean, your lifetime. You can each end your lifetime once.

But no, you each have a lifeline. So your lifeline, his idea, so he's going to have an answer for you. So you've got one round and then race next door. We're going to split the beer in the shot. We're going to fist fight. While you're planning a whole

exciting night for him. I know these Australian backs of trash. People are getting really offended. I don't know. They're just being so mean to him. I was really hoping for Hugh Jackman. I know! So many amazing...

Raina Shulman is one of the best soundtracks. We could have done some Mel Gibson. I bet he would just write it out, and he was like, H-U-G. Then he was like, I think I'll have another Foster's. And then this drunk piece of shit motherfucker. H-U-G. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh.

All right. Well, I mean, I'm excited about this, because we're almost out of time anyway. I know. This is going to go rapidly. I'm ready, too, I think. I think I am. I got it. I go before. This is going to go rapidly. I'm ready too, I think. I think I am. I got it. I go before you.

Kelly gets to go first. The Matrix. Kelly's saying The Matrix. All right. Good for you, Kelly. I know. It's the most obvious one. I'm saving you.

I have one. I got one too. Let's go to Tony, though. It's Tony's turn. The Matrix Reloaded. Yeah. See, that's sneaky business right there. I mean, I got to do it.

I'm third. I'm next. I am DB. I got a fourth. Yeah, because I'm going to take it. I'm going to go ahead and take it. Go ahead. I got a fourth.

The Matrix Revolutions. Yeah, no problem. Yeah. Good, because I didn't know that one. Okay. What do you got? What do you got there, Jay? The Matrix.

Look out. This story's still going. The Matrix, the extended cut. Is that what you're trying to pull? I was going with four. I mean, if you're going to take three, what do I got? Hugo Weaving. That's the fucking clue.

Yeah. You did Matrix. That's it. This is going to be a rough one. But there's others. I got it got it okay what do you got uh a knight in france if you just said france i might have bought it but when you start throwing france around i know you're just making shit up all right but thanks for being here and thanks for playing. You got a lot of sweet tarts on your book.

Yeah. Do I have to go now or is that just... No, you hang out. We'll do plugs at the end. You got to sign this to whoever wins. All right, good.

Not who you were playing for. What do you got, Nick? The Animatrix. Good guess. All right, so we're moving on. A real thing. It's a real thing. It is a real thing.

That doesn't make it a theatrical motion picture. Oh, now we're adding rules. It was... Okay, well, can I get a second chance? Yeah. Why can't he have a second chance? Because he's not stupid. Okay, then I'm going to say...

He gave a smart answer. Animations, I think, should pass, but okay, I'm going to say Lord of the Rings. Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah, see, look at him go. You have to say the full name, right? The trouble is, yeah, you got that right, Kelly. The Fellowship of the Ring, Kelly. Okay, yes.

Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Yeah, look at her go. See how this works, Jay? I love Frodo. If you just hang in there for a second, you have all these sequel titles. You took mine, Doug.

I didn't take your only one. Frodo was the love of my life in junior high. Elijah Wood. Really? Suck. I was pretty cool. Bye.

Where'd you guys go together? Oh, you mean it was a fantasy? Bye Where'd you guys Where'd you guys Go together Um Oh you mean It was a fantasy Yeah I thought you meant

You really dated him One day When you were in school I heard he hangs out At Alamo Draft Forget about it He does I'm gonna see him soon

At Fantastic Fest Tony Oh tell him I love him I'll try I This Should be obvious But I'm Tell him I love him. I'll try. This should be obvious, but I'm blanking. I'm not a Lord of the Rings guy. Oh, shit.

Yeah. So I think I'm fucked. The Lord of the Rings. And the prisoner of Azkaban. The Lord of the Rings. Honestly, they're both great. Alright, so it's my turn then? Is he in The Hobbit?

Oh, you want to use your lifeline? Oh yeah, get a lifeline. What's his lifeline? What's he say? Captain America, The First Avenger. Captain America, The First Avenger. Interesting. And so you think maybe he was in all of those

Captain America movies well you know what I would love to see you fall into that trap he said yes I'm ready for you my friend alright so Tony's still in I'm gonna go with Priscilla Queen of the Desert

good back to you Nick I Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Good. Back to you, Nick. I am just a small little man. And I believe that if I had to make a choice for a friend from across the pond, I know that's offensive to you,

who traveled so far, I would say it's gonna be, it's gotta be in a Hobbit movie, so I'm gonna say he's in What an evil, evil laugh. It's gotta be in a Hobbit movie, right? He has to be in one of the Hobbit movies.

I mean, he is Elrond. He lives a while. Thank you, Kelly. I'm going to say The Hobbit. Full title. The Hobbit. All right, so you're out. The salamander Hobbit guy

Kelly Lord of the Rings Return of the King Yes Oh yeah Tony I didn't even think that was still on the table

I'm You're out I'm out Yeah Okay I'm gonna say V for Vendetta God I was gonna say that What

I was saving it So I'm gonna say The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey Is he in that one? I don't know if he is I don't know if he is But Kelly's our winner anyway

Yay Kelly What are Did we I mean Hugo Weaving What are the big ones we missed? Any big ones? What's that?

Mortal Engines I don't know what the hell that is What's that? He's in Transformers? The first one? All of them? He's in all of them? Alright, well, I mean, that was a

I love that suggestion because we were racing against the clock. Apologies to the next show because we are running a couple minutes late. Really quick, let's all do our plugs, starting with you, Tony Thaxton. I'm at Tony Thaxton on Twitter and Instagram. The Motion City Soundtrack

tour starts on New Year's Eve and goes throughout January. I also played a band with my wife called Tiny Stills. We have a new song that's streaming on all the streaming things. I also play drums in Don't Stop or We'll Die. We have a bunch of tour dates coming up in Brooklyn, Philly, Chicago, Seattle. I'm the producer

also of Alison Rosen is Your Newsrepress Friend and Bizarre Albums new episodes every Tuesday. Tony Thaxton. So much going on. Kelly, what is the name of the person you're playing for again? Mike. Mike, come get your stuff.

All these different bags and boxes are yours. Get the taxi driver play as well. Jay's going to sign the book. Is that an Australian guy too? Yeah, he's got to hang on to his copy of Taxi Driver because he's got a lot of great ideas in there for things he can do

to help the country. Congratulations, dude. Good job. Yeah. Hey, you're welcome. Congratulations, dude. Good job. Yeah. Hey, you're welcome. Yeah, what's your name again? Mike. I just want to say.

All right, he's signing the book. Don't thank me. He's signing the book to Mike. He's drawing a little picture. Lord of the Rings. Jay, don't. That guy doesn't read. And I got laid so much in seventh grade.

Yeah, I mean, I guess you can go back to your seat and we'll get you the book eventually. Are you drawing a Huntress Thompson thing? No, it's done. Holly Weirdo on all the social medias. Holly Weirdo, IMDweed on everything, KellyMcInerney.net for all the show stuff. I'm going down the south.

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