Doug Loves Movies - Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme guest

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie, maybe sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug And I love Broken Lizard This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you once again from Who Was That Mashed Man? It's Sunday, July 19th, 2020.

And joining me for another Homes Alone edition are three super duper dudes. It's Kevin Haverton, Steve Lemme, and Jay Sandra Sarkar. Hello, hello. Hello, hello, helloacar. Hello. Hello. Hello, guys. That's enthusiasm. Hello, remotely. How's everybody doing remotely?

Good. Fantastic. Jay just went swimming in the Pacific Ocean. He's out in the world. I did. I was just sitting on the beach on the Malibu County line and went in the water. As I was telling you before this, the water was so cold, I thought my heart was going to stop. But then I went in a little deeper, and then I ran up here onto the side of the road

to join in on this wonderful Sunday podcast. You're living on the beach these days, right, Jay? Isn't that where you live now? I am. I have one of those tents you see a lot around the city of L.A. I just pitched a little tent and just living out there on the beach, you know. I mean, nobody's working, so why not, right? Why not?

L-I-V-I-N. You should come up to my Winnebago. I, too. I'm parked on the side of the road. I just live out of my Winnebago by the beach. In fact, I can see you right now. I see you. Oh, yeah.

Just so you know, I'm the guy who sneaks into your Winnebago and shits in your toilet. That's you, huh? All right. That's me. Well, that's cool. I'm glad I know that. Oh, you know what?

I thought it smelled familiar. Thank you. I have a confession to make. I'm the one who shits in the sink. You know, Doug, see, that's funny, because I thought it was heffernan, and it turns out it's been you this whole time. Yeah, it's a twist nobody saw coming.

I've been worried that I was going to get blamed for that whole sink thing, but I'm glad Doug owned up to it, because we go with the same thing. Now, if somebody could tell me who's been jacking off on my pillow, that would really solve everything. Isn't that your wife?

That's Heffernan, that's Heffernan. Oh, okay. Just to close it all out here, yeah. This is like outtakes from a Lethal Weapon. It's funny Doug, I watched Lethal Weapon. It's funny, Doug. I watched Lethal Weapon last night with my kids. No. How wonderful it was to just live in a Winnebago on the beach like Mel Gibson does.

Drinking Coors out of my refrigerator. Yeah. Smoking. Yeah. Got a dog. He's got everything. Got the dog. He's got the gun in his mouth. you know, it's got it all.

He watches The Three Stooges and loves it. It's great. He can dislocate his shoulder. Yeah. Amazing. You know, you're the life of the party when you can do that. You know what's crazy is how when lethal weapon two came out and he could dislocate his shoulder, like what a sweet scene that was like,

that was his cool trick. And then he used it at the end of the movie to save himself. That's dope. Sure. Yeah. I mean, you know, he's probably got a lot of skills we never see cause it never comes in handy to save himself. Oh, that's a good point.

That's true. You know, he probably could open up a bottle with his eye or whatever. That would be awesome. Still lethal. Yeah. If he had a glass eye that he – no, no. I'm done with the riff. I'm done with the riff.

Doug, take it to a new place. I just want to introduce you each individually and talk about what everybody's here to promote. You know him as Farva in Super Troopers and Chief Terry McConkie on Tacoma F. That's right. Yeah. That's Kevin Haverin and everybody season two, uh, starts tonight. Yeah. We're, uh, we're, uh, we're doing the second, what is it?

What is it called? The mid season, uh, premiere. Yes. Yeah. So we, the first first we shot all 13 episodes but then because of the coronavirus everything shut down while we were editing so we were only able to edit the first six which aired you know back in in april and may and so now uh yeah july 23rd today today, we premiere the final seven episodes. So we're pretty fired up about that. And pun intended, shit.

Pun intended. Wait, it's really on July 23rd? Yeah. When are we airing? What's today? Today's Sunday, the 19th, right? I think there's a marathon going on. There's a marathon going on today where they're showing all the first episodes.

Oh, now I get it. Now I get it. So you go over to True TV and hear it all. Doug, you know, I think your fans have come to expect – you're probably stoned right now, and you just fucked up the details, but it's okay. The marathon is today, and the midseason premieres Thursday, July 23rd

on TruTV. I'm going to say it so correctly when I introduce our next guest. You know him as Max. You know him as Max from Super Troopers and he's Captain Eddie Panisi on Tacoma FD

premiering on July 23rd on True TV. It's Steve Lemme! Hey! Hey! Well done. Well done. Lemme, is there anything you want to clarify there?

No, I think he nailed it, and I'm really fired up. Pun intended. No, I think he nailed it, and I'm really fired up, pun intended. And also joining us, frequent guests on this show, Thorny from Super Troopers, absent from Tacoma FD. Maybe Thorny works at a different, like, you know, some other department of the law in the Tacoma area.

You know, he could slip in in season, either part one or part two of season three, depending on how that shakes out. Yeah, well, you know, listen, we could certainly have a local police officer named like for me and just that way we don't get sued by fox and we can uh you know we'll steal the character but jay's too handsome he's too handsome he's gonna upstage us so we haven't had him on yet because you know we value our screen our screen machismo on that tv show yeah i kind of i only willing to be on the show if i'm shirtless and they're like no it's too it's too hot

pun intended too much too hot yeah baby wow i mean that's the thing about being in the fire department in tacoma is you know you're chilly minute, but then the next minute you're putting out a fire, so it's really hot. You've got to dress for everything. Yeah, that was one of the reasons why we put it there, because, you know, it's also rainy a lot, so there's not a lot of fires to fight anyway, so why not? You just stand around and go, well, the forecast said it's going to rain in a little bit, so let's just ride this one out.

Just crack jokes. Yeah. Isn't Tacoma the wettest major city in the country? We say that, I think it is. But that was definitely the premise of how we sold the show. The wettest city in America, so the most time for firefighters to mess around.

Oh, nice. The firefighters were not that happy about that. The real Tacoma firefighters did not like our depiction. No, they didn't. No. Yeah, they're just out in the bars. They're on the bars every night going, we fight on plenty of fires, damn it. Actually, Doug, you joke about that, but Kevin and I did a live show in Seattle. And before the show, or sorry, after the show, the,

the manager of the club came up, came to our green room and said, there's a bunch of Tacoma firefighters, firefighters out here. They want to speak to you. And sure enough, it was a captain, actually a cap captain Eddie. And he came, he came backstage with a bunch of guys and they said you know we read the description of this show and frankly we're a little bit pissed off because we actually fight a ton of fires and we hope you guys aren't gonna make it seem like we don't do anything and

you know our knees were knocking together we were like we don't do anything. And, you know, our knees were knocking together. We were like, we respect you guys. We're going to, you know, we know you're hardworking. We would never do anything to paint you guys in a dubious light. And then he handed us a card. He said, by the way, I also happen to be in the film and television commission, and I can be a technical consultant if you guys want. And he slipped his card and went off and left us alone. But, you know, the fear was real. Yeah, I mean, you get a fireman mad at you, you look out. That's exactly right. Did he have one hand on his axe?

Was he, like, ready to pull his axe the whole time he was talking to you? He did. He said, let me ask you a question. I got a Super Troopers question for you guys. Have you been watching TV and enjoying that

Brian Cox is the voice of McDonald's now? No. I didn't. Is he loving it? Brian Cox is the voice of McDonald's now? No. No way. I didn't. But no. Yeah. Is he loving it? Is he loving it?

Yeah. Well, you know, he's just sort of like, it's just kind of a real casual kind of pitch. But then at the end, he does his own version of the ba-da-ba-ba-ba song. of the uh the ba-da-ba-ba-ba song and uh it's really i think it's really uh probably uh asmr for a lot of people it's the sound of him doing that wow okay yeah i don't know i don't know what asmr is uh you know just calming uh noises and videos soothing yeah people like videos of like uh like common activities and stuff it calms them does he do it in his his accent or does he do it in the american accent oh that's an interesting question i just sat there going that's brian cox and i didn't really

um yeah i don't know he doesn't say a lot. It's a very soft-spoken campaign, but I just love it when he sings the song at the end or does a version of it. I can't even imagine how that happened. It was because of Superheroes, obviously. He's cashing in on Superheroes. I know. That's true.

I mean, do you think that somebody loved Succession so much they're like, let's get Brian Cox to be the voice of McDonald's? Sure. There's just voices that, you know how like now, you know, every other car commercial is suddenly John Cusack? Yeah, John Hamm. It's like your average, and John Hamm does a lot of it, but your average person isn't picking out that it's John Cusack.

They're just enjoying hearing a voice that they're familiar with. Right. Right. It's comforting. I mean, that's the idea behind it, but I think these guys are getting paid a lot to, you know, I think it's kind of a scam, but good for them. No doubt.

That's the only work you get right now, right? So you're going to take it. Voice over work. Yeah. I think an ad is an ad. I don't don't think people are gonna buy something because if they they subliminally were told by brian cox to do it super troopers yeah but look how much we're talking about it yeah that's a good good you know and when and when clooney did those uh coffee commercials i bought all that coffee

What was it like Javalia or something like that Oh that's why they ran out Doug you should have Brian Cox on this show To promote his voice over On McDonald's I would you know I'd be happy to have him on to promote anything

Don't let him talk about Succession or Super Troopers. Make it entirely about his voiceover on McDonald's. Now, let me ask you this, Brian. Did it take us less time to listen to it than it did to record it? I was hoping we would talk about Succession. Do all of you do a brian cox impression oh yeah kevin's the go-to but yeah we all do it oh my god

my favorite was when uh and super troopers too when we were making that movie and we found out that brian cox was a stoner i don't know if I'm allowed to say that. Too late! We were waiting for a take to start and he said, boy, was I stoned last night. And I said, wait a second. You smoke pot? He's like, oh yes, what do you think I'm doing in my hotel every night? And I said, do you have weed on you right now he said yes i do and i said what's training he goes thanks and then i thought i thought it was great and then remember he came up with a great idea

he's like the real problem is uh edibles, because I'm diabetic, and all the edibles have sugar in them, and I need to find an edible. I think somebody should create an edible for diabetics. That's right. And I think, yeah, I think that's a terrific idea. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. That is so great. I think there are sugar-free

edibles out there, but they probably also don't taste very good. Yeah, like, what is that like fake chocolate? Oh, you're talking about a Falklet? Dude, Jay, run. Don't walk

to the Pat's office and get that shit taken care of right now. I'm going online right now to see that idea right there. You're going to own one half of the Foglet Corporation? Steve Lemme. Foglet. How do you spell that? That'd be F-A-U-X O-L-A-T-E Foglet.

Foglet. Carob. I was thinking of carob. You remember carob? Yeah, sure. Carob taker is like a shitty-ass brownie. Yeah. Yeah, and. Like a carrot cake or like a shitty-ass brownie. Yeah. Yeah, and carom is also like a game where you like shuffle around little discs. That's right.

That's actually a game that's played in India quite a bit, carom, but it's played with marbles. Oh, marbles? I thought they were like little like rings. No, we played with – That was probably some dumb american version of it or something as a boy when i would visit bombay we'd play carom in the streets as a boy

yeah how long ago were you dressed up as a boy when i go to india i dress as the boy all right well you guys tired of talking about tacoma fd ready to play i just i just want to see i just want to read jay's autobiography the boy from Bombay. That would be good. I've prepared some games. Sorry, Doug. What? I've prepared some games for you guys to play today.

And if you need me, I'll be over here. This first game is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? I'll say a tagline from a movie. is it anyway? I'll say a tagline from a movie and then I'll ask you each individually to guess what movie you think it is.

It's of all the movies ever, so it's not easy, but also there'll be a theme, so you might be able to figure out what one of them is based on the previous ones. And these are real taglines, Doug, or are they ones you made up? These are real ones from either the poster or advertisement or something,

according to me. Can I do an ESP call on the first one? I think you're going to do, I like it a lot. And then I'm going to say Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber. Am I correct? No, but I love a guest like that because if that

had been right, everyone would go insane. It would be so fucking cool. I had a one in four million chance of getting it right. That's a quote. That's not a tagline. That's right. It's a quote. Fuck you fuck you yeah why would they say that on the post that wouldn't be enough i like it a lot what kind of movie is that i mean that's not a tagline what kind of what kind of terrible critic wrote that? I like it a lot. I like it a lot.

I don't have to stand for this, you guys. I put myself out there. I like it a lot. Three stars. So you get a point for each one you get right. We don't do that many rounds. It's just a silly game, but we're going to start. We're going to go alphabetically, so Jay gets to go first.

Yay. Tell me, Jay, what movie, and if he doesn't get it, then we're going to go to Kevin and then Steve. Jay, what movie? Can I interrupt one more time, Doug? I was just thinking about this because I was wondering, is Doug going alphabetically by first name or by last name? And I realized it actually doesn't matter because alphabetically,

J comes before K, which comes before S. Yeah, it's the same either way. It's C-H-L. That's right. Sweet interruption. Thank you. I love it. Carry on, Doug. Interruption is something that's absolutely unnecessary. When you interrupt with something where I actually have to do something,

then that's annoying. But when you jump in and we can just move on immediately, I love it. Don't I know, Chairman. Don't I know. Carry on. Okay. Here's the tagline, Jay. Yeah. Nice planet. We'll take it.

Oh, yeah. Great. Okay. Men in Black 3. Oh, that is a terrific guess, but not the correct answer. Kevin, what do you think? I think I know this one, actually. Mars attacks. With an exclamation point? Mars attacks! Yes, that is correct.

What? Holy shit. Mars attacks. Kevin and I saw Mars Attacks on 23rd Street. Yeah. High as fruit bats when we were living in New York City. I love that movie. Yeah, we enjoyed it.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. What did you guys do? Yeah. Those aliens had a really, really particular noise that they made. And Kevin has one point. Yeah, baby! Steve? Yeah.

You ready for this next one? Yeah. What movie had the tagline Yikes! They've landed! Transformers 4 I love it when there's a guest that's that specific because it'd be so fun if it was

any of the other Transformers movies Transformers 3 god damn you just missed it so close but no it's not a Transformers movie Jay Transformers 3? God, yeah. Like, you just missed it. So close. But, no, it's not a Transformers movie. Jay, what do you think? The birds. Yikes.

Yikes, my eyes. You know, he said it with confidence. I think you should get half a point for how confident he that really is a lot of it like i think sometimes alex trebek just lets it go because somebody sounds like they knew the right answer yeah like jay just tossed that one off the boom he likes to make him look smart so he just says that's correct nobody knows uh no that isn't it though kevin do you think you know this one um the arrival um i think that movie is a little more serious than uh but i think they were trying to get an audience they're trying to get to a different audience they're trying to get to a different audience with it yeah okay uh they're trying to get that we want our money back audience yeah it was a little bit of a twist that i pulled here on you guys that was also a tagline for mars

attacks i'm sensing the pattern already i'm sensing the pattern already. I'm sensing the pattern already. You might see a theme happening, but we'll see what happens. We're back to Steve again, gets to go first on this next one. I'm guessing Mark is back. Steve, what movie has this? So hang on a second. You don't want to jump to conclusions. What movie has a tagline, Mankind just became an endangered species.

Oh, we know this one. I'm going to say Mars attacks. No, that's not it. Fuck it. I know it is. It's Predator.

Oh, no. That was a good guess though. Oh, my God. Some guy just drove by on his back wheel at about 75 miles an hour. Yeah, I thought you were, like, working as an extra in Torque 2. In Torque. That would be Torque. Wait a minute.

That's the best role you think I could get after all the movies I've made? Extra in Tork 2? No, I just thought it was the only thing that would be where a guy would go by on a motorcycle. They'd give me a speaking line, at least one or two lines. My God. Motorcycle movie. Or maybe it's just a wink to the camera, but you look like Thorny.

It's not Thorny, but you look like it. Is Chandrasekhar an extra now? Yeah, he's a twerk, too. You ever see that? It's on his resume. It'd be sweet, though, if you had a radar gun and it said 70 and you spilled your coffee on yourself and the guy was gone. That would be a good extra role for me.

and the guy was got. That would be a good extra role for me. And I'll repeat my joke. I'll repeat my joke, which is that it should be called twork. T-W-O-R-Q-U-E. I will repeat my... This is the second time I haven't gotten you understood your joke. I'll be quiet again after hearing it again. No laughter.

Yeah, we heard it the first time. All right, go. Hey, did Kevin guess yet? I have not guessed. But I think I know because I was having a conversation yesterday, actually, about the films of Paul Verheeden. And we often get mistaken for this movie. I think it's Starship Troopers.

That is correct. Wow. Wow, you really... And Lemmy's got a good Starship Trooper story, though. Right, Lemmy? You ran away with this thing, Ken. That was... I'm a tagline guy.

That was very, very well done. If we needed another one, I was going to go to The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug. Oh. Okay. Troopers, yeah. Which is also Starship Troopers.

Okay. same way troopers yeah which is also starship troopers okay uh we don't get called that movie we get mistaken for starship troopers i got oh yeah i got into a lengthy conversation about because someone obviously said that's the guy who made super troopers and the guy walked up to me in a bar he's like dude i love your movie. It's incredible. And then he goes, how about that shower scene? And I'm like, yeah, right. And then I'm kind of going with it. He goes, how'd you make those bugs? And I'm like, okay, I didn't make that movie. Yeah.

-"How'd you make those bugs?" That's funny. That's exactly my story. I was on an airplane sitting next to a guy. He said, what do you do? I said, Super troopers and uh he said i love that movie and you know we chatted about it and uh he said you were awesome in it i said oh thank you very much and then he said what and you know we talked the whole plane ride about it at the end he was like what was the budget on that movie anyway i was like 1.25 million dollars he's like get the fuck out of here i was like yeah and he's like how'd you do all the bugs i said you're thinking of starship troopers and he said oh which one are you in and i said

super troopers he said never heard of it and that was that was the end of our friendship never heard of it yeah he heard it at the beginning of the friendship. Never heard of it. He heard of it at the beginning of the flight when you said it the first time. That's right. That's right. Heard it. That is amazing. I wish that. That must have been really interesting how the bugs just didn't come up until the end.

That's true. I know. I know. Everything else sounds pretty legit. You know, like, it was kind of like a bunch of Nazis. Yeah. Yeah.

Where'd you shoot that? Oh, up in Nyack, New York. Get out of here. That's awesome. Well, good job, Kevin. You won that game. Yeah, man. That means you have a huge advantage in our second and final game today,

which we will play right after a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. We're back. Jay is always blown away by how fast that break goes by. I am. I like, I was just getting into the Brian Cox McDonald's audio there and then boom, we're right back.

I was like, he's going to go take another dip in the ocean. That was super relaxing. Yeah. I wish just talking about Brian Cox and McDonald's so much got me some sort of endorsement deal with McDonald's. But, uh, I think, I think you might've gotten that had let me not outed their spokesman as

being a stoner. True. That's true. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. Season two, season two of Tacoma FD is all Taco Bell and Pizza Hut commercials. Like they know who the target audience is. Oh, really? Yeah. They know, they know exactly what they're doing. Oh, that's awesome. I thought, you know, my, my favorite, uh, Brian Cox voiceover was, uh,

you know, the, the, the movie her, you know, with, uh, Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johansson. And then the robot, like the dude who steals her away is Brian Cox. It was Brian Cox who... Really? Yeah. Yeah, who caused her to be unfaithful. Oh, because doesn't she end up like having relationships with thousands of different people and that's what freaks him out?

Is that she starts making love with the entire internet yeah i think so and but i the first one was cox and i remember seeing that that movie i was like that voice sounds familiar who is that voice and it turns out it was cox. Now listen, I know Coxie. I love Coxie. I can't imagine him stealing my wife away from me, but maybe it's possible. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. That movie, they just needed one Cox to get things going and then

everybody was going after Scar Jo. Scar Jo. But she won't be able to play that role anymore. Like if they did her today, they'd hire an actual AI and not an actress. They'd hire Siri to do it? Yeah. You left me a laugh at that joke. they'd hire Siri to do it. Yeah. Otherwise.

You let me laugh at that joke. Thanks, dog. I was, had I, Alexa was the other one I was going for, you know, the decision I went with Siri. What do you think would have been funnier, Alexa or Siri?

I think Alexa would have been funnier, but Siri. God damn it. You do more syllables? Alexa's a little more of a female name. I think Alexa would have been funnier, but you do. Damn it. Yeah. Alexa's a little more of a female name. Um, to me, I mean, series of made up name. I don't know, but it was still funny. I loved it. But series also a stiff, which is why my brain went in that direction.

You know, like series, a shitty actress I'm sure that's not nice was that her starring as Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse I don't get it okay so before the break we played a, and Kevin was the winner. So that means Kevin gets tremendous control in our next game.

It's called Last Person Standing. And, Kevin, you get to name the subject of this game today, an actor or actress. You think you know more, you know, a lot of their credits. of this game today, an actor or actress, who you think you know more, you know, a lot of their credits, because we're going to take turns naming movies that that person's been in, and when somebody can't think of one, they're out, and I like to play as well.

Okay. Because I don't know in advance who you're going to pick. Okay. I've been thinking about an actor. You know Jay and Steve pretty well. Yeah. I got a good one. I got a good one.

Can I make an ESP call here? Oh, okay. I like it. I think Kevin's going to go with Kevin Kline. He loves Kevin Kline. Is that just because when you were a kid, you were like, oh, that's another Kevin, and so you just always watched him? No, it's Steve's favorite actor. Steve's favorite actor is Kevin Kline.

Goddamn right. I saw him in Central Park at the delacorte theater the shakespeare in the park theater doing uh pirates of penzance when i was a kid with linda romstead and rex smith and he stole a show he was a villain and he wasn't famous yet and then uh i had the pleasure of meeting him many years later and uh in new mexico we were filming uh beer fest and he was filming a movie called trust and we were staying in the same hotel and i saw him and these guys were like, you got to go talk to him. You got to go talk to him.

So I went up and talked to him and I was like, Hey, you know, I'm a really big fan and I'm also acting in a movie called beer fest. And he's looking at me. I don't know, Doug, if you're, if you remember the way I look in that movie, but I had a, you know, a big permed hairdo and male pattern baldness shaved into the top of it. And, um, you know, on the weekends, my five o'clock shadow would come in. So I looked particularly weird to him. But he was a really nice guy.

And we spoke about the Pirates of Penzance. And I love Kevin Kline. Do you think this story had an ending when you started it? You know, Doug, right at this moment, I'm recalling that every time I come on your show, it devolves the same way. About 45 minutes into it, you and I realize that

we don't like each other, and we start making fun of each other. Carry on. into it you and i realized that we don't like each other and we start making fun of each other no i just really that's one of those stories where i thought he was going to be a dick to you or like i thought it was you know and i loved hearing all of those details it's just funny to me that it just ended with and he's been in other movies. Okay. Here's one. Here's one. Here's one. I walked away and then I went back to him and I said, Oh yeah, by the way, I jacked off about your wife a million times back in high school. And then I kept going. How's that? Oh no.

Holy weird. Whoa. Wait a second. Did I say that? Hold on a minute there. Wait a second. I, what I meant was he came up to me and he said, have you ever jacked off about my wife? How say that? Hold on a minute there. Wait a second. What I meant was he came up to me and he said, have you ever jacked off about my wife? How's that? Whoa.

Whoa, wait a second. Did I say that too? Somewhere in Hollywood, your name was just crossed off the Kevin Kline biopic remake, Steve. I think Kevin was going to hire you to play him, and now he's like, nope. No, Steve. I think Kevin was going to hire you to play him and now he's like, nope. No, sir. He was just listening to Doug Loves Movies

and he's like, quiet. I thought at the end of the story he was going to eat one of your goldfish while you stand there stuttering. Don't I wish. Don't I wish. He won an Oscar for that he kevin klein won an oscar for eating michael palin's goldfish yeah or exotic fish it wasn't even a goldfish it was an extra fancy fish that's one of my favorite movies i think it's it's darn near perfect

did you watch the predestination like you promised me you would, Jay? No, but I put it, you know, I have a list of movies that I plan to watch. And I was rolling through the list with my wife and I'm like, and I'm like, and something called predestination. I don't know why the hell that's on this list. And then we laughed and then kept on going through the list. But now that I remember it, you told me to put it on that list so i will now don't tell it was my idea when you try to watch it because you'll be like i don't want to watch some dumb stoner movie that's right

no i'll watch it i'll watch it i'm gonna watch it too i. I really am. I really am. Wait, you haven't even watched it? No, because everybody recommends it. Everybody recommends it to me all the time, and I feel like I'm not gonna like it because it's like a low-budget time-travel movie. I see. So you want me to waste my time on it and then let you know next time I'm on whether to watch it? I'll do that. I'll do that. I want somebody I trust to watch it and say,

you really should give this a chance. Okay. whether to watch it. I'll do that. I'll do that. I want somebody I trust to watch it and say, you really should give this a chance. Okay. Okay. It's kind of like when a king has somebody taste their food to make sure it's not for you. It kind of is. It kind of is. And he's complimenting me, and I'm falling for it. And now I think I'm gonna watch it,

but I feel manipulated. You told me you were watching a movie every night. So I thought this guy can handle one movie that I'd like him to watch. You've been watching one every night for the rest of our lives. I'm watching so many movies that I'm watching movies for other people. They're like, hey, do you mind watching this movie for me

so I don't have to? -"I don't want to leave this movie alone. Can you watch this movie for me?" That's right. Oh, man, the pandemic was really tough for Chandrasekhar. He was reduced to watching movies for other people. Yeah. He's an extra in movies, and now he watches movies. He's off the rails

he's a selfless giver um okay so it was kevin's turn to choose an actor sorry i interrupted no but i love that that was the whole thing was great and uh was that a worthwhile interruption doug does that inter thought you were gonna yeah i really thought the story was gonna end with you saying something about wild wild west to him i'm so fucking out of here i am i hope you enjoy me on this this is the last time i'm doing this fucking show every every time i come on doug loves, I get fucking ridiculed 45 minutes in, and I've had it. Well, you know, if you need to make sure a time piece is accurate, you can come back. I'm calling my agent.

I'm going to start doing a Steve look. He's only agreed to do it for 44 minutes. Where did Steve go? It must be 45 minutes. Steve isn't here anymore. All right. So, Kevin, what do you think? What name are we going to use?

I've been thinking about this actor, and so it's good. I want to do this guy, although he's been in a lot of movies, so it might be too easy. One of my favorites. And he's got a crossover to Kevin Kline. That's a bonus question for you. I want to go Scott Glenn. Whoa.

Whoa. That is a – he's in a lot of movies, but he's also, you know, he's character actor. He's usually not the lead. Right. So he's a, he's a tricky one. A lot of big movies. Yeah. Okay.

Scott Glenn's my guy. I'm going to go Scott Glenn. All right. So we're going to start with you, Kishan. Stop looking, stop looking them up, Lemmy. Don't look them up. Don't look them up. Don't look them up.

I'm not looking them up. I'm going to go with the Kevin Kline crossover movie first, Silverado. Oh, yeah. A great movie. A great movie. A great movie. That movie is so fun. I'm going to watch it right now.

See you guys. All right, Steve Steve you're up ok well I am going to go with the movie Backdraft since I'm a firefighter and it's a firefighter movie oh yeah Backdraft FD

Alright That's my turn And I'll never forget Scott Glenn Because of that moment Where he's exiting the party Up the staircase While Clarice

Starling is taking a phone call with Dr. Lecter in Silence of the Lambs. But the part I really won't ever forget is after Dr. Lecter hangs up, she

just keeps saying into the phone, Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Like like she doesn't know how phones work sure now also perfect movie except for that in the book they had a relationship right didn't that character and in clare east and they get it on together i. We read that book. Yeah. I guess they didn't want Scott Glenn to get it on with Jodie Foster. I guess not. Oh, yeah.

They didn't. I bet they just didn't want, they wanted her to just be a strong woman and not have like, you know, that him holding that over her. Yeah. Maybe. Because he's, because he's her boss, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Good for them. Good for Jonathan Demme cleaning right? Yeah, yeah. Good for them. Good for Jonathan Demme cleaning up that piece of business. Good for him. Well, yeah, but, I mean, he does have a little bit of a trans issue with that movie, doesn't he? Yeah, probably. Oh, yeah. Probably.

That's the bigger issue for him there. Oh, you're right. No, that is a huge – the trans thing in that is huge. It is it is extra extra uncomfortable now and inappropriate.

He almost redeems himself by having Jodie Foster not date Scott Glenn but not quite. Not quite. No, you really you really poked

a big old hole in my in my theory there. Yeah. Yeah. Is it my turn yet? Yep.

Okay. I don't mean to take over as host for you, Doug, but it felt like you just drifted away. I'm just really reassessing my love of Silence of the Lambs. I love that movie. Don't reassess. It's a great movie the lambs i love that movie don't reassess it's a great movie you know what i'll say this trans people can also be serial killers let's you know they can do anything so one of the things they can also do is be serial killers so make peace with it that way okay they're not all serial killers but but that one was. You're saying it's inclusive. Yeah, it's an inclusive film.

It's an inclusive film. Okay, so I'm going to go with... They could have made that character anything, but they gave it opportunity. Oh, but actually it's just some white dude playing the part. Okay, okay, we're back to that. Okay. Just a straight guy.

That actor's a very nice man. Ted Levine. Yeah, and he also is in Wild Wild West. Jay won't cast him. Jay's afraid of him. He won't cast him. I found his performance so chilling in Silence of the Lambs that every time I cast a movie, the casting director's like,

hey, you want to meet Ted Levine? And I'm like, nope. I'm afraid., hey, you want to meet Ted Levine? And I'm like, nope. I'm afraid. I don't want to ever meet Ted Levine. I'm afraid. Well, what about now? Because on a safe set, there'll be six feet between you at all times. Hmm.

Right, but don't those serial killers have the ability to manipulate your mind and get you to, like, didn't, you know, Anthony Hopkins. Yeah. It's true. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to do that. You can still hear them from under the mask. They can still manipulate you with their words.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to do that. He only likes fat people, Jay, so I'd be in trouble. You wouldn't be in trouble. Right. He does. Because your skin, he's able to open it up and use you as a skin

suit. Uh-oh, there's another problem with the movie, anti-fat people. Oh. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Talk to me, you're heroes, guys. Talk to me, you're heroes. Talk to me, you're heroes. Yeah, they don't really, they really bring down bug collectors

in that movie um it's just a lot of a lot of bad stereotypes in there uh jay what do you think for scott glenn um the right stuff oh there you go nice's real nice. I just picture him in every movie that has astronauts. I know. I also read that book. It was quite a good book. Tom Wolfe? I believe so. Did he write that? Yeah, Tom Wolfe. That's right. That's good. That's good.

And I liked the movie, too. I saw it late. Like, I saw it, like, years after everybody else did. Oh, really? It's a great movie. It's very long. Very long. Big cast. Big, big cast. Yeah. Jeff Goldblum throws up, I think. Yeah. He's with Harry Shearer, right? Me and Harry Shearer.

I think Jeff Goldblum is the best actor of all time. Boom! Boom! Drop the mic. Yeah. Wow. Boom. Drop the mic. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Everything he says in every movie, I love. I just love him. He is very engaging, no matter what kind of, like,

because he's in all genres. Speaking of, like, Silverado, he shows up in a cowboy outfit there. He also shows up as a cowboy in Buckaroo Banzai for no reason. He's a delight. He's really fun to go back and watch old stuff that he was in. Now, these crazy apartments.com commercials,

he's an endless fount of, uh, entertainment. Those commercials are incredible. The one where he's just going, beep, boop, boop,

boop, beep, beep, boop, boop. It just keeps doing that for a while. I just marvel at it every time. What is even happening?

These are some adults got together and said, just say beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop. He goes, I'm going to riff for a little.

Keep it rolling. Keep it rolling. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Gold. It's all gold. Okay. Kevin.

Am I up? Okay. I'm going to go with the first movie I remember seeing Scott Glenn in ever, and he creeped me out in it was uh urban cowboy oh yeah like he wore one of those little mesh shirts little half mesh shirts you know what i mean yeah that movie well it's got to be a real rough watch these days oh sure because even the guy that even the guy you're rooting for hits the woman yeah i think that was like 1980 or something like that yeah what is this it's brutal

uh okay steve okay okay i was gonna say urban catwood uh because he was great in that i'm gonna go with another one of my favorite movies scott was in is The Hunt for Red October. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, he was the command, what would you be, the captain of the American submarine? Vessel, right. Yeah. And he, no, no transgenders in that, though.

Were there? That was a weird movie where for the first couple minutes there were subtitles and then the camera zoomed in really tight on someone's face and then zoomed back out and then everyone spoke in whatever

accent is their homeland. They did that. Gene Hackman just yelling in an American accent. Not Gene Hackman. They did that Viking movie too. What was that Viking movie with Antonio Banderas?

They zoomed in on their face and they're speaking English. The 13th Warrior. 13th Warrior. 13th Warrior. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah, I'm thinking of Hunt for an October.

Sean Connery still had his Scottish brogue. Yeah. Well, the Russian captain. Yeah. Let's say Neil was Russian. I would very much like to see Montana. I bet you would. I bet you would, comrade. Yeah, dos me da, you good friend. Actually, there's so many more Scott Glenns,

but I'm having trouble thinking of another one. No, it's right. We've really nailed some big ones, but there's got to be some obvious ones I'm not thinking of. Yes, yes. I feel like he should have been in G.I. Jane. But I'm not sure. I don't know if he is.

Jay, do you have another one? I think he was in a movie about George Bush where he plays Rumsfeld. Yeah. Really? Wasn't there a movie called W? The Oliver Stone movie, right? Yeah.

Wasn't he? Isn't that a thing? Yes. I saw W. I feel like Scott Glenn played Rumsfeld No I think he's in W Is there nobody on the staff

To check the facts Who's checking it It's all Based on all our knowledge At hand And I think we can all agree He's not in that movie Okay I mean I can all agree that he's not in that movie. Okay.

I mean, I don't agree with that, but I have no idea. So we can't all agree, that's for sure. Okay, what movie is it? Oliver Stone's W. Now, Doug,

Jay does raise an important question, which is that if you're playing the game and not looking things up on the internet, doesn't, isn't there somebody who, isn't that where the game breaks down? You're the producer. No, because I truly know, like, you know, like so far, nobody's said anything where I'm like, is he in that? Until now. like you know like so far nobody said anything where I'm like is he in that until now

and yeah it's just sort of how I've done the show laughter now that you mention it yeah it would be a good idea to have someone with the answers laughter

laughter it's amazing that it's taken this long for you to figure that out i'm fucking done with the show that's key to the game show world i think is that is questions and the answers yeah no we're just playing you know we're just goofing around and if uh you know usually there's an audience that would be yelling at us, no, he's not in it, or yes, he is in it. And we're supposed to take their opinion. It's kind of a consensus thing happens, you know.

Okay. Like a mob rule, mob rule. But I'll take your W. Who played W? Who played the lead in that? Josh Brolin, right? Yeah, Brolin. Josh Brolin.

Yeah. lead in that uh josh brolin josh brolin yeah so in a world where josh brolin is w because man in that one uh what's the one that adam mckay did oh yeah vice uh yeah vice yeah fucking sam rockwell is just it's insane how much he looks like W in that. Yeah. But, by the way, Brolin was really good, too. No, he was. Brolin is a great actor. So is Sam Rockwell, but Brolin is, wow. He's almost Jeff Goldblum good.

Well, that, you know, his scene where he keeps talking about Moto Panakeku in the restaurant in Inherent Vice. It just gets better every time I see it. Because he's just so committed and it doesn't make a lick of sense. Josh Brolin was almost in the Dukes of Hazard. I talked to him on the phone

for about 45 minutes from my trailer down in Louisiana trying to convince him to be in the Dukes of Hazzard. And he's like, I just don't know if Josh Brolin should be in the Dukes of Hazzard. And I was like, I get it. I get it. It's going to be cool, though. He goes, I have no doubt about it, but I'm not going to do it. But so that

happened. Which role? Daisy Duke? He was going to play the role of I don't remember the character's name. What's the character Rode played? Not Dill Trickle. The race car driver. Billy Prickett.

Billy Prickett. The other guy I talked to was McConaughey, who also, I talked to him for a while. He goes, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if Matthew McConaughey should be in the Duke Sazer. Everybody said that

to me. Y'all have the same accent. I got Steve Lemme to do it, though. Hell yeah, baby. Two times. Two ways. Kevin? Yeah? Scott Glenn?

Well, we're missing a whole franchise here, so I'm going to do a Brian Cox crossover now, because he was in the Bourne movies. But he wasn't in the first one,. But he wasn't in the first one because it was Chris Cooper in the first one. I just watched the first two Bourne movies. The Bourne Ultimatum he was in.

That's where you're going with, Kevin? I'm going to go Bourne Ultimatum. Okay. Steve? That's a good one. Okay. I'm going gonna go with a deep cut with early scott glenn and give a small role i'm going apocalypse now whoa a good one yeah he's he's in he's in the scene and and i think harrison ford is in the scene, and I think Harrison Ford is in the same scene with him when they're briefing Martin Sheen on his mission.

Yeah. That's young Scott Glenn, young Harrison Ford. Yep. Yeah, there's some good ones in that apocalypse now. Jay? in that apocalypse now. Jay? Well, I just saw him in this movie because I just watched The Player.

Ooh. Okay. As himself? There's a lot of as themselves. As himself. I'm buying it. I'm buying it. John Cusack's in that movie.

As himself. And the studio executive is like, Johnny, you gonna be up in Telluride? And Cusack's like, yeah, yeah, maybe, because he has no idea who the executive is, who Tim Robbins is. And he goes, yeah, me and Johnny, we're going to Telluride.

It's really, really good. Yeah, I like that movie. It's back to you, Kevin. Jay, do you think if they redid the player that they'd have you play yourself in it? Man, what an honor. Is that an offer or are you just saying? Yeah, I'm remaking the player.

Would you want to be in it as yourself? I'd like to play the Scott Glenn part if that's possible. I'm Scott Glenn? Hey, there's Scott Glenn. No, it's not. That's Jay Sanders. Yeah.

Somebody got it. You got it, boss. You guys worked it out already? That's great. The deal's done. That's how we get movies made. That's how we get movies made. Is it a pay or a player deal? It better be. That's how we get movies made. Is it a pay or play or deal?

It better be. That's a handshake. It's a handshake deal. Okay. He'll sue me later when I give the part to somebody else. I'll give the part to Scott Glenn and Shander Seckard. I have at least one more Scott Glenn. Perfect. I have at least one more Scott Glenn.

Perfect. Because our friend Bill Paxson, who told us this movie was his second biggest payday, and he did this movie that Scott Glenn's in. It's called Vertical Limit. Oh, that's great. Right? The mountain climbing movie. Yeah.

Can you guys name Bill Paxson? Bill Paxson said his highest payday movie was? Oh. Twister? Titanic? Twister is correct. Twister. Twister.

Yeah, Twister. He was the lead in that. Titanic, he took a two-hour break in the middle of that movie. True, true. Yeah. I used to tell Paxton, and I meant it, that I loved the movie Twister and he used to get pissed off at me in earnest every time I mentioned it because he thought I was making fun of him

even though I was never making fun of him I'd say I love that movie and he'd go fuck you Lemmy and I'd be like no I'm serious give it a rest Lemmy fuck you I'm serious I love that movie you know how I feel

about today I wasn't messing with you I was being sincere I'll fuck off Doug give it a rest Doug do you have another Scott Glenn, Steve?

I have one more Scott Glenn, and then I really – and then I don't have any more. Training Day. Ooh. He was playing Training Day. Was he the boss or something, the boss cop? He's the boss cop in training day that's a great movie

that's a great movie now you're glad there isn't somebody to fact check I didn't sound confident I didn't sound confident in that one do you have another one Jay I'm out I'm out I didn't sound confident in that one. Do you have another one, Jay? I'm out. I'm out.

I don't have another one. Kevin? The only – I mean, I guess if he's in another Bourne movie, I can throw that out. I don't know which ones he's in. I don't know which one. Like Bourne Legacy or something like that. He's probably in.

Hey, this is kind of fun. Let's say that Jay and I lost and that the winners are Kevin and Steve, the stars of Tacoma FD. Second half of season two premieres this Thursday on TruTV. Yeah, baby. Nice. Love it. That's what you win is a decent plug. Shout out. Screw it up. Plug. We'll Love it. That's what you win is a decent plug. I didn't screw it up.

It's a plug. We'll take it. What do you got going on? Anything you want to promote? Me? No. I'm going to get out of this car and I'm going to hop in the ocean. Oh, you know what?

You can get me on Cameo. You and I are both on Cameo, Doug. Come on to Cameo. Tell me what to say. I'll say practically anything. It's weird. It's weird the things people get you to say, but, you know, I enjoy it. I've been having a good time on it.

I do, too. I do, too. Yeah, I don't really have anything I want to promote, but what I've been doing at the end of the shows lately is saying a last line from a movie. Like, sometimes they're obscure, sometimes they're memorable ones. But do you guys know what the last line is at the end of super troopers is there an official last line let's see we did that reshoot uh well it goes into the that that kid getting thrown we throw stuff at him right oh yeah so are you talking that's a credits that's a post that's

a credits thing but it's still dialogue yeah i mean lemmy's line is i didn't see that coming lemmy says i didn't see that coming and that's kind of right right but i think jeff aaron says oh no and right because you throw farber throws the fire extinguisher at him Yeah It might be oh no Okay I like it After that, don't we show the school bus incident

After that? But that's It's a non-audio Okay There's no audio Okay Yeah audio. There's no audio. Okay. Yeah. I didn't mean to throw such a tough question at you. I know what it is.

He says, please no, right? Doesn't he? Please no. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm going to go with. Isn't that the last line of the opening scene when he's eating

the more drugs he might be right he might be right you're right i think he does have the last line in the movie though it's when i throw the fire yeah somebody somebody yells barba right that's the last line okay i. Farva, I love it. All right. Thank you. I think it might be Lemmy. I think Lemmy does. Oh, okay. Sweet. Sweet. Thanks, guys, for being here. I really appreciate it.

Thanks, Doug. That was fun. And, yeah, I hope to see at least two of you again sometime. That was all right. I didn't really have a good time. As always, Farva! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.

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