Doug Loves Movies - Jeff Arcuri, Norman Baker, Caitlin Peluffo, and Sal Vulcano guest
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Doug hates candy rappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 as a pop or kernels in his team.
They're still not one that he won't see because Doug.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
Yeah, 90% of you got that right.
Even after we rehearsed it.
We are back at the loft and the loft.
City Winery in New York City.
Very excited to be here.
I should probably take my shades off so I can read this shit.
It's Monday, September 7th, 2026.
Did everyone have a great Labor Day?
Yeah.
Well, it's about to get even better because I've got three super fun guests tonight
plus one more.
No, four guests will be out here to play movie trivia games on behalf of members of the audience.
But let's find out what we're playing for tonight.
I brought, as I have been doing for a while, until I run out of them, a very exclusive Douglas movies tote bag.
Yeah.
And that's probably the best part of this price package.
But in the tote bag is a ramrod bumper sticker from Super Troopers 3.
A tray where you can make ice cubes in the shape of marijuana leaves.
Little marijuana ice cubes.
Super fun.
Probably a little late.
It would have been good for a Labor Day party.
but, you know, there's always next summer.
A hat that doesn't fit me
that's from the Netflix
is a joke comedy festival in Los Angeles.
A shirt that doesn't fit me
that is from...
I've had this for a minute.
Asteroid City,
the Wes Anderson movie
from even...
Oh, it says 1955 on here.
I thought it was going to say...
the actual release date.
That movie's not that old.
And then we've got Doug Love's movie's sticker
and a couple of pins,
a couple of Doug Benson pins
that will also be available for sale
after the show tonight
if you want to spend an exorbitant amount
on a tiny pin.
And I don't know if this is the best item,
but it's the last one.
This is,
I ended up with some
lingerie that is too big for my girlfriend and too small for me.
So that's going in the prize bag.
Somebody's going to win all of that tonight and probably maybe even dump it off in the garbage
on their way home.
But I hope you at least keep the tote bag.
Are you ready to meet our guests for this evening?
It's a hot lineup.
I'm always excited about the people that I can get to participate when I come here to New York.
and we got a couple of newbies to the show
and a couple of old bees, as I like to say.
Please give it up, everybody,
for Jeff R. Curie, Caitlin Palufo, Norman Baker,
and Saul Velcano.
Have a seat.
All right.
All right. Oh, you did a great job.
Nobody, like, rearranged their chair
because I set them up very specifically
so I could see everybody.
And now let's meet all of my.
my guests, individually, but also alphabetically, by first name.
She was the winner of Kevin Hart's funny as fuck.
It's Caitlin Palutco.
Yes.
The winner!
No, stop it.
I came in third.
I meant I meant to say you were a winner for participating and doing so well.
Thank you so much.
We're all winners.
She won the Hearts of America.
Yeah, sure did.
She really did.
That's even, I think I even have that written down here.
Yeah, she won the hearts of America.
It says it right here.
So it's absolutely true.
And thank you for coming back to this show.
We were talking backstage and you were saying that like your movie trivia is not really your thing.
No, no.
The last time I did this, I got last place.
I think it was eliminated.
I don't think I even make that distinction
who came in last place.
I think there's just a winner
and then those losers.
It was emotionally clear
who was in last place.
But I'm thrilled to be back
because I had a blast.
Oh, good.
That's the important thing
is that you had fun losing.
You had a good time being a loser.
Apparently it's a theme I have.
It's very nice.
I just keep losing.
Well, thank you for being here.
Let's move on
the gentleman sitting next to you.
It's his first appearance on the show.
Give it up, everybody, for Jeff R. Curie.
What's up, guys?
Hello.
Thank you for being here, dude.
Thanks for having me, man.
Yeah.
What was I going to say about you?
Oh, you have a trillion followers on social media?
How many?
Trillion?
1.2 trillion, actually.
Oh, okay.
See, I don't always get it right, so I'm glad that you're here
to point out when I'm delivering fake news.
He is the man who told Wendy Williams
that it's Dula Lipa, not Dula Peep.
It's Norman Baker, everybody.
That is my claim to fame.
I'll be honest, I thought he was still talking about me for a second.
I thought to do.
I did what?
I think you too?
It's not Dula peep?
Nope.
No, but it should be.
That's how I, that's what I say.
Anytime she comes up, I say Dula peep.
And it's just way more fun to say.
That's your name now.
Isn't that the skunk?
Isn't that that sexual...
Pepe le pew?
Pepe lepe.
Pepe lepe.
Pepe lepe.
There's a funny Pepelepe Lepeu joke in Coyote versus Acme.
About...
his tendency to not check for consent.
And it was also a cat.
It was interspecies, non-consensual touching.
And that's the problem I have with that.
Keep it in your species.
Yeah, right?
If it had been another skunk, you'd be like, yeah, fuck that skunk.
But it was always a cat that would have paint fall on it.
And they look like a skunk.
So, like, he thought it was a skunk.
Give him a break.
And you know how skunks are.
Don't fuck anything.
Crazy skunks.
And speaking of crazy skunks,
that sucks.
Segway doesn't make any sense.
It's his first time here.
Give it up for Sal Volcano, everybody.
How's it going, man?
Great.
I'm excited.
Probably lose, but I'm excited.
You know, go ahead and set expectations low
and then jump over that bar that you just put on the floor
and take this whole thing.
I'm excited to have you here, and I have a question for you.
Like, in your day-to-day life, does anybody, like, off-camera prank you?
Have you ever...
Do people who are like, I'll prank that guy?
Yeah.
But there's no cameras involved.
It's just like a normal prank.
Yeah, I think people sometimes see me and they either think one or two things they're on the show at any given moment because if they see me they could be on it
But really the show is 22 minutes a week and the rest is just my life
So like if I'm out people always just like what are you gonna do to me? What are you gonna do to me?
And I'm like I'm buying Robitussin but but none of your friends are like do you and the other guys in the show ever do a prank that's not on the program like just a off-camera prank? No people are just like oh you must be doing pranks since you're a little bit
kid. I'm like, it was an idea we had for a show.
But like, people will try
to get me, like, I had a,
the most reason thing I could think of is a waiter
at a restaurant. I was at, like,
walked over and pretended trip and
throw a coffee at me.
But he tied it to a string.
Like, he must have done it before.
Then he yanked it back and caught the coffee cup, which
was empty. And I was like, that's
fucking wild. I feel
like I've seen those videos, but they're always, like, in
Istanbul. You know what I mean? Like, every time
it's always... I was in
Establed.
But man, it sounds like that guy really got your ass.
You thought you were going to have hot coffee.
You thought your clothes are going to be ruined.
Turns out it was on a string.
That was a practical joker right there.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I thought I was going to get, like, scolded, like my face was going to change.
He threw it out.
You thought you were going to be permanently injured.
Yeah.
And he's going, tee-hee.
But he comped the bill, which was very nice.
Oh, that is very nice.
Because also I just think those situations, like the string breaks.
And then he has to be like, oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hit you with all that hot coffee.
But I guess it was an empty cup.
Yeah, he comped, but it was after I asked for the manager.
So I'm advocating.
Karen Volcano, everybody.
Well, thank you to all four of you for being here.
We're going to play some games tonight, but before we get into that, I like to just chat about movies and get some opinions out here about stuff that people should see.
So what I'd like each one of you to do is recommend one movie.
I'll count down three, two, one, just yell it out, and then we'll move on.
No, I will talk to each of you individually, starting with Caitlin.
Recommend one movie.
It can be old, new bar.
Blue, whatever, like, you know, but hopefully something people can access.
We don't want anything so obscure that people like don't know how to find it.
We want to, you know, basically send people out to watch something.
How much of a movie buff I am, I just saw Apocalypse Now.
Oh, you just saw it now.
See, that's the mistake.
A lot of people think, a lot of people think I couldn't have watched it later.
It's not called Apocalypse, used to be, or later.
It's apocalypse now, so now is the time.
And front to end in one sitting, you watched the whole bloody mess?
The whole bloody mess.
It was upsetting, and I don't think we should have gone to Vietnam.
Oh, okay.
I'm glad that the message of that movie came through loud and clear
because I know Coppola really went through a lot
to get that message to the screen that war is hell,
and so is sitting through that movie.
Yeah, it's a wild ride.
What compelled you to watch it finally?
I was listening to a podcast about the Vietnam War.
All the best podcasts are about the Vietnam War.
Like, I'm out there trying to just do a fun, cute podcast about movies,
and all these Vietnam War podcasts are just fucking killing it.
Like, they're really getting all the ear holes.
But, you know, thank you for...
that recommendation.
No, I try and catch up on all the old movies that I never want.
But you tell people, you've told people I saw Apocalypse Now and I liked it,
or you're just saying you just watched it?
I just watched it.
I think it's...
So it's not really a recommendation?
It's honestly the only movie I've seen in the last two months, so...
Well, that's, you know, that's as good of any reason to recommend something,
is that it's the one that you saw.
It was really beautifully shot.
Did you ever...
Now do you think you would take on
Hearts of Darkness, the documentary
about the making of Apocalypse now?
Or does your interest end at the end of the movie?
My interest is over.
Okay.
Well, in that case, I'll act it out for you.
In the documentary about Apocalypse Now,
they include an outtake where, you know,
Marlon Brando is being all method actory and he's like in the shadows and he's being all weird.
And like you see like a bug crawl into his mouth while he's talking.
And then he goes, I swallowed a bug.
So that's the only reason to watch that documentary, in my opinion, is to get to watch
Marlon Brando swallow a bug.
All right, Jeff, what did you see in the last two months that you're
not passionate about but want to
talk about because you have nothing else.
I will say I just rewatched because the first time it hit me.
But here's the thing.
I'm going to give you two answers.
The first answer is if you haven't seen the movie Barbarian.
Amazing movie.
That comes up a lot in the recommend a movie.
Really?
I would just say it's one of those movies where I went in and I was told not to look at
a preview.
Don't look at a preview.
Just watch it.
It was amazing.
So I feel like that's not a fun answer because there's nothing to talk about.
So I just saw The Odyssey.
and IMAX.
I kind of told you a little bit about it before,
but I saw it.
And you'd recommend it?
Wholeheartedly.
It was one of the few times I was in a movie,
except for like one battle after another,
where I was like, I didn't care.
I was hoping more time was left.
You ever remember one of those movies
where like two hours into the movie?
You're like, fuck, I know it's been going on a while,
but I don't want this to be the third act yet, you know?
And that's what I felt like with the Odyssey where I was.
I will say this, though, the Odyssey,
too many current celebrities for me.
Like, it was too many times where I was like, okay, Spider-Man.
Every now and then, and then Robert Patton was like a smarmy little prick, the whole movie.
And I was like, Twilight's a prick, dude.
I didn't like that.
Have you seen the Aussie?
Some of you guys have?
There's one point in the movie where Robert Patton goes, somebody get these beggars out of here.
And I literally pulled myself out of the movie.
I went to my wife.
I was like, what the fuck was that, dude?
It was so out of play.
The whole movie was amazing.
and then it was this campy acting that was like
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Is that like your thing to like recommend a movie
and then proceed to attack it and say
everything about it that was stupid?
Actually I'm gonna put it back on you really fast
I'm gonna put this back on you
give me a movie that you loved every part of
but there's one scene that you're like
what the fuck was that dude?
Oh I mean there's like there's so many good ones
like the dark night with the two boats
you know like that movie
is solid all the way through
and then suddenly the Joker's like,
I'm going to put a bomb on one of these boats.
And then you just sit there in the audience going,
okay, which boat?
And Dark Night Rises,
as much as I love that movie,
that's like full of things.
And initially when the first trailer
for Dark Night Rises came out,
Bain sounded like this.
He was like, oh, I'm going to...
And like, that's not...
And like everyone was like, what the fuck?
So they cleaned it up a little bit before they put the movie out.
Otherwise.
It was still funny to have a villain who you can't tell what the fuck he's saying.
Like Christopher Nolan is so balzy.
It's hilarious.
But yeah, there's definitely examples of that.
And that's part of the fun of the Odyssey is I feel like that movie is a series of scenes
that if you choose to make fun of them, you absolutely can.
Because Matt Damon is Odysseus.
is constantly being told, if you do this, these men will die.
And then he goes, all right, let's do it.
Like, repeatedly, but he's also, his character is also like, I got to get these guys home.
That's all he cares about is getting these guys home.
But then he's also like, well, that's an acceptable.
We can lose half of them.
You know, like he just does that throughout the entire thing.
And his second in command, the guy that he talks to all the time,
I've probably said this on the podcast already.
But his second in command always is like, hey, how about we do this?
And Matt Damon is always like, no, let's do that.
Like, he always fucks over that guy throughout the entire movie.
And it's kind of hilarious when you look at it that way.
Also, it's hilarious that the cyclops that, you know, just picks up men and just eats them, just choose them up.
Is also the guy from the, don't worry, be happy video.
What?
I want to take footage of the cyclops eating people and they play that.
song under it. The Cyclops
is Bobby McFerrin? No,
it's the guy, you know how Bobby McFerrin
is dancing around with two guys in the video
is Robin Williams and
Bill Irwin who plays
the Cyclops. Really?
In The Odyssey, yes.
We're already getting really deep
in the trivia here.
Here, Sal. Let's go
to Norman. What's your recommendation?
Okay, so
I'm going blank.
But there is a movie that I watch
starring Sally Field,
who is like...
The octopus thing?
The octopus thing is so great.
And like, okay, hear me out.
Hear me out.
What's the called?
What's the called?
Remarkably bright creatures.
It's in a book.
It's a platonic love story
between Sally Field and an octopus.
I would hope it...
I don't think it could get past platonic, but okay.
He's in love with her.
Was the working title eight arms to hold you?
This movie, I don't know.
if anybody's seen it, it's Netflix.
Have you seen it?
Yeah, people have seen it.
I hear it's great.
Like, surprisingly moving, and by the end,
I was, like, in tears and over an octopus.
And Sally Field.
Yeah.
I hear it's incredible, and I do plan to watch it.
But that's the problem with movies
that just show up on Netflix.
I'm, like, trying to go out to theaters
and support, you know, movie theaters
and see those films.
So when somebody shows up on Netflix,
I'm like, well, I've got either forever
or till when Netflix suddenly pulls it for no reason.
That's what I have to deal with.
It's like a ticking clock on this fucking octopus movie.
Like, is Netflix going to keep it forever?
Are they going to dump it?
And then when they do dump it,
is it just going to show up on Prime or somewhere else?
So you got to keep...
I guess they're going to push for awards.
Yeah, I think it actually won the Emmy last night.
I did?
Best TV movie, yeah.
Oh, okay.
And Sally Fields nominated.
But that's so funny.
a TV movie because I don't think when they were making
it they're like this is for TV. Right.
You're like this is for Netflix.
Right. It's not TV. It's
Netflix. No, it's a silly game.
Because like on this show, like I like to
do just theatrical movies but now
so many movies go straight to streaming
that are real movies
they just chose that model
in which to put them out there that I don't
agree with.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaking of things I don't agree with, Sal,
what would you like to recommend?
as you guys were all talking
I changed my answer like four times
but I arrived at something I saw semi
recently that I thought was really
unique and fun
have you guys seen this the substance
yeah what a fun flick
it's fun I don't know
it's kind of like I was like I remember
seeing that and being like this is fucking crazy
yeah I enjoyed it so it's really different
it's out there if you haven't seen it I would go in
not really knowing anything about it as well
there's probably like there's a lot less
Octopuses in that movie.
Then I'm out.
Than in Norman's movie.
I'm a more serious
there's a more serious suggestion
I was going to say which I haven't seen
since I saw it in the theater
but I remember being really good. Boyhood?
Have you guys seen Boyhood? Oh yeah.
That was the
Linklater, Richard Linklater movie that
they filmed it over a seven year period
so like the boy in the movie
genuinely grows seven years.
Yeah. And now Linklater's
making an adaptation of Sondheim's
Marily We Roll Along
where they are going to film
over a 20 year period
and all the characters
are just going to naturally
age. Yeah,
no, that's a choice.
There's like probably at least four
people that if something happens to them, the movie
is fucked. Right.
You know? Like a soap opera where you say the role
of whatever is now being played by.
Yeah. Oh my God, it just changes.
Like when Heath Ledger died,
way they had like two different actors play
his part in the Brothers Grimm and it didn't
make any fucking sense that he
just changed into a different person.
That was weird. Yeah.
I hope I had the right movie there. I think I did.
But the substance was like
you know, the thing about
the substance is that everyone was
kind of surprised when it got so many
Academy Award nominations because the Academy
stays away from horror and
things that are super duper gross.
But now I feel like
it's really feeling like that movie and
Demi Moore's nomination paved the way
for Indy Navarrette in
obsession to, like,
people are really talking.
Even Amy Madigan.
Might get a, in Amy Madigan
last year help too.
But that's the thing about horrories.
Some of the best performances are in horror movies
because people have to really
fucking act up a storm, whether they're the villain
or they're the person
running away screaming.
But also villains just, you know,
they win our hearts so often.
Often.
Lepircon too comes to mind.
But they put Indy Navarette, they put her character.
I don't know the name of her character.
But she is Universal Horror Nights in Florida and in Los Angeles.
They have someone playing her.
Like she's got her face covered in blood and she just walks up to the tourists, you know,
the people at the horror night.
And she, you know, just walks up to him and goes, why don't you love me?
You know, like she pretends to be obsessed with them.
But some people are like, well, she's a very.
victim, so she should not be
a character that's supposed
to be scary at Hollywood
Horror Nights, because she's just under a
spell, and she's really
the victim of that movie,
more than the guy she's stalking.
But also, shut the
fuck up.
Like, let's have some fun on horror nights.
She's a character with blood on her face that's
too in love with you. Why can't you
just deal with it?
Well, those are all some
terrific recommendations. I'm going to
seeing none of those, but
that's because I've
seen them all already, I think.
Oh, no, I'm going to see the octopus
movie. Please, please. I'm going to watch it
eight fucking times.
And I'm going to get super into it. I'm going to
become a remarkably bright
creatures stand, and
I'm going to talk about it
endlessly. But for now,
we're going to take a commercial
break, and we're going to play some games
when we come back. We'll be right back.
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At the loft at City Winery, we have not changed locations. And we picked out people in the
audience to play on behalf of. So Caitlin is playing for water for Elie.
elephants and
Jeff is playing
for Brandzilla
Minus Dunn
I mean you got to see that
if you were here you saw the name tag
you'd be like oh that's impressive and then we
got a big name tag that
says Jim Cotta that
Anita and Jim brought
and then Norman's
playing for them and then
Sal is played for
a gentleman
named Maver Eric.
It's very clever.
Top gun
Mavre Eric.
All right, and the first
game we're going to play tonight is something I call
it's the audience favorite
live, die, repeat.
Here's how this silly game works.
I'm going to slowly say
the title of an actual motion picture.
The first one
of you on stage who can repeat back to me the full title correctly and accurately wins this game.
Like I said, I'm going to say it slowly, so anytime somebody has a guess that is wrong,
I will go back to the beginning of the title.
Do you want to do like a practice one real quick just to get the vibe of it?
All right.
The first person...
Nobody answered.
Let's see.
Sal made it nodded a little bit.
Like, I would like to try one first.
So this is just an example.
The person that wins this one is not the winner,
but the first person to repeat the title back in its entirety
wins the sample round.
And here we go.
Tootsie.
Tutsi.
Sal wins that round.
I'd see one more word.
Got it.
Everyone was waiting for more words.
Like, oh, I thought the title was just Tootsie, but maybe there is more.
I picked that one, because just the other day I was thinking, why is that movie called Tootsy?
Like, it doesn't even, like, nobody calls anybody that in the movie.
Like, maybe somebody calls somebody Toots.
But nobody's Tootsy.
There's no, like, I guess.
Is that right?
Yeah, isn't that weird?
That is fucking weird.
They just picked a silly word.
Like, hey, Tootsie.
Because his name's Dorothy.
like a movie called Dorothy.
But nobody calls him Tutsy in it?
I don't think so.
I think I think Dabney Coleman says
Tuts because he's sexist.
Like, you know, like get out of here,
Toots.
But they just like, well, let's call it Tutsy.
I might have to use Tuts in the Wild.
Perspectively, though.
Thank you.
I'll say Tuts.
Tuts.
Sometimes I tuit.
Yeah, that's a weird one.
You know, like Jaws,
makes more sense.
Because that's the name of the shark.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, no. It's Jaws.
Why would they call Dorothy Jaws?
Everybody through the whole movie, we gotta stop Jaws.
Jaws. We're gonna stop. Jaws.
We're beating people at the beach.
Oh, no, and he's playing a cello.
That's definitely A.I.
All right.
I couldn't think of the instrument.
Fastening it.
I don't even know if it's a cello.
I don't think so.
I think it's a bass.
Well, Dabney Coleman calls him Jaws once, I think.
In a sexist way.
Move it, Jaws.
Out of the way, Jaws.
All right, here we go.
Here's the real one.
Could never have sex with any...
Man
who
The lack of guesses is astounding.
I've never heard of it.
Usually at this point, everybody's yelling out.
They're at least repeating back what I've said so far.
I never have sex with a man.
And then maybe adding some words to it.
I'll go back to the beginning.
Never is not in that.
I could never have sex with.
any man who has so little regard.
This is the first time in the history of this game that I got through the entire title without anybody trying to make a guess.
I want to make sure I heard the rules right.
This is a movie title?
Yeah, and you just have to repeat it back.
Anybody.
Anybody on stage just repeat it back and you could be the winner.
I would never have sex with...
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard
for me.
Puppies.
For women.
For life.
For dogs.
For your mom.
See, I like this fighting spirit.
I could never have sex with any man.
With any man.
Who has so little regard.
Who has so little regard.
For...
For himself.
I could never have sex with any man
who has so little regard for my body
I could never have sex
I would stop guessing right now
with any man who has so little regard for my
I could never you gotta say the whole
feelings feelings I could never have sex with
any man who I stole the regard for my time.
My time.
I could never have sex with any man.
I'm going to repeat this when I go to sleep tonight.
Who has no sex with me.
So little regard for my body.
I'm not.
You can't just guess the last word.
You have to say the whole thing.
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my time.
I could never have sex with any man
who has so little regard for my...
I could never have sex with any man
who has so little regard for my feelings.
I could never have sex with any man
who has so little regard for my...
I could never have sex with any man
or has so little regard for my well-being.
I could never have sex with any man
who has so little regard.
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my money.
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my desires.
I could never have sex with a man who has so little regard for my time.
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my children.
I could never have sex with any man who would have so little regard.
I could never have sex with any, the whole thing and then my...
My pussy.
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my cooking.
I can never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my body.
I could never have sex with any man.
Someone blink it at us.
If you know it,
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my mother.
Which, I couldn't.
Is that right?
Yes.
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my husband.
What?
Is that real?
I could never have sex with any man who has so little regard for my husband.
Kaelin wins.
You got it, water boy.
I got you.
Like, what?
I love that an audience member had to say,
Just say it.
He said the whole thing.
Just say it back.
You got this.
One adult and one child, please,
for I could never have sex with any man
who has so little regard.
I could never have sex with any comedian
who has so little regard for my time.
And my husband.
But yeah, that title has a real fun twist at the end.
That's a, that's a 1973 sex farce.
Of course it is.
Yeah, it was a farce, all right.
All right, so congratulations.
Caitlin, you won the first game.
Thank you.
They said it couldn't be done.
You did it.
You did it.
I'm in first place.
All right, and that means, as we all know,
that by winning that, Caitlin gets to go first in our next game.
Yeah, that's all you won, really.
Yeah.
It's just, it might not even be an advantage to get to go for it.
I think it's a disadvantage for me.
We'll see.
We'll see how this works out.
Okay.
Because our next game tonight is another audience favorite.
It's called ABCD's nut!
All right, this is a spelling game, sort of.
Oh, no.
I'm going to tell you, it's not really, I'm going to tell you a word,
and then we are going to spell it by going through letter by letter.
through that word.
Yeah, it's probably a good time
to take a break.
Too much water.
Too much water.
I believe right now if I could.
He's sampling the product.
He's in the sink.
He's like, I know this game.
I can come back in a little while
and it's going to still be going.
So,
Caitlin's going to start us off.
I'm going to give you the first letter
of this word,
and you're going to name any movie,
in the history of movies, it begins with that letter.
But as we go through spelling this word,
you will maybe discover that there is a theme.
That is crazy.
Who's talking about things that are crazy back there?
Your voice is very loud.
And then it'll be, you know,
if you match the movie that I've written down ahead of time,
that fits the theme, then you're the winner of this game.
But you stay in the game just by naming any movie that begins with the next letter.
And the word we're going to spell, this is a real flashback of a word.
It's a fuckdiculous word if you ask me.
We're going to spell Fergalicious.
Yes.
Remember when Ferggy was Fergolicious?
Icon.
Wouldn't stop singing about it.
Yes.
icon, one of the best
national anthem performances
if you ever get a chance
to look that up. There's not enough
scatting in
performances of the national anthem
and good old Fergie
gotta gigette.
Gotta gigette. See, tore it up.
So the first letter to you, Caitlin,
is F. You don't know what the theme is
yet necessarily. So just name
any movie that begins with
the letter F.
Flubber.
That's a guy.
That's a great example.
It's happened more than once with Fred McMurray and Robin Williams.
But that's not what I wrote down.
Damn it.
Yeah, I wrote down 50 first dates.
Rick, that's a trick.
That's a five.
It begins with the letter five.
Technically.
You know, I don't know about you, but sometimes I spell out the word 50.
He might be right, though.
type that in. You're going to type in a five over an F.
I think you're going to go 5.050.
That's right. It's still the first
letter. No matter
how you... The movie 7 has no letters
in it. No matter how you slice it.
Seven? It has no letters in it apparently.
Well, 7 is S-E, and then
the 7...
Another 7. B is a 7.
And M-E-N, so it's like
seven.
Like, it just doesn't make any sense
at all. Like David Fischer
with his fucking movie titles, because I said,
why was Alien cubed?
Like that didn't make any sense.
It was like a tiny little three
out there.
Come on, David Fincher.
Why can't you give us a simple mank?
All right.
The next letter in Fergalicious is E.
Jeff, name any movie that begins with E
or a movie you think thematically goes with 51st dates.
It's going to just be letter because that...
I'm going end of days.
with Arnold Schwarzeneg.
Arnold Schwarzeneg.
It's almost out of time.
Yes, the days
they're ending.
Yeah, it's awful.
Hey Arnold, it's just the sunset.
No, it's end of days.
It's not the end of just today.
The sequel is Start of Days.
The sequel, End of More Days.
End of nights.
End of extra days.
No, that's not what I wrote down.
I wrote down Enron.
Oh, just like 51st dates.
Enron, colon, the smartest guys in the room.
Oh, that's interesting.
My guess was that you wrote Eternal Sunshine.
Like what?
Yeah, but like what do 51st dates in Enron, the documentary,
having common with each other?
We'll find out eventually.
Norman, the next letter is R.
R.
Is it runaway bride?
Use your mic voice.
Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
Runaway bride.
Runaway Bride's a great guess because it begins with the letter R.
But the movie I wrote down is called Rebound.
Remember that?
Martin Lawrence is a basketball coach who's on the rebound, both professionally and personally.
He's got scores to settle and he does it on the court.
He's tall enough to be a basketball player, right?
Okay, so the next letter going to Sal is G in Fergal.
The G.
You match this one, I'm going to be so excited.
Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross?
No.
But that was a good guess
because it begins with G and then has more of them.
It's a G-heavy title.
But I went with Garfield,
A Tale of Two Kitties.
Yeah, not just Garfield,
this sequel to Garfield.
We're like Bill Murray
was like, one of the dumbest things I ever did
was voicing Garfield in the Garfield movie
and then they call them up,
hey, do you want to be in the sequel?
Okay.
Why not?
I'll take that fucking check.
All right, so we're back to you, Caitlin.
Okay.
The next letter is A.
Do you see anything,
any common thread between Garfield
and Rebound and Enron and 51st dates?
Yeah, that's a wild one.
I'm going to say American Pie.
It begins with A,
so I can't criticize.
that guess.
I wrote down,
Along came Polly.
Yeah.
Okay, that shuts.
It's about a guy that meets a girl
who likes to date multiple people.
She was Polly.
I just, I made that one up just now.
The classic Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston,
comedy, of course, where she has a,
You know, you know a character's quirky when she has a blind, what was her pet?
Farrot.
Farrot.
She had a blind ferret.
So like every other scene, we get to see the ferret run into a wall.
And that was supposed to be funny.
This ferret's getting brain damage.
Just running into shit because it's blind.
What do we have a guess on the connection?
Do we wait?
Oh, I like how you're like, you know.
I'm trying to figure that up.
alliances and trying to figure this out.
Well, it's fun.
Figure it out as a group.
Because I'm trying to figure it out because of 51st age
and some of it you can see some them them
thematic. Like Garfield, 51states.
He worked at a zoo. There's some zoo animals.
Then Enron is fucking me up, dude.
I mean, you know what?
Okay, I'm next.
I will go next.
Can I turn this riff into my turn
Is your turn
The letter is L.
It is.
So my first thought was like
I was just naming a name, but then I was like,
oh, okay, there's some theme.
I'm going to go Lady in the Tramp.
Oh.
Okay.
It's incorrect, obviously, because he did not react.
So let me do that again.
I'm thinking.
That's fun.
Changing the, you don't see that on Jeopardy.
Like, Ken makes a face like, no.
But no, but what is, what I really wanted to say is...
I actually don't want to buy a vowel at all.
That's Wheel of Forty.
No, a long game.
That's okay.
You guys were just gonna all let me do that.
You guys were watching a great...
I don't want to buy anything with that announcement.
What?
Elle?
I did Lady the Tramp.
Wait, no. It's not what...
No, he did.
It's done.
I thought you took it back.
Okay.
I thought you took it back like a, like this...
spaghetti that they share.
You just slipped it back into your own
mouth. That's not what happened to that
fuck you, lady. They shared it
and they kissed.
Yeah, they did.
They did.
I'll just stay with my answer because I don't think my
second answer will be any better.
Okay. The movie I wrote down
is called Little Man.
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
It's the
Wayne's Brothers classic
where one of the way
and Sean is like
No, it's Marlin
Marlin, yeah.
Marlin is a little, he's little.
He's little.
That's the joke.
Look at this person we know is an adult
in this movie, he's little.
I is the next letter to Norman.
I have a good feeling about this.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like you're on the right wavelength
and you're going to nail it.
Okay.
How about in and out?
Kevin.
Great guess.
In and out, the great.
Kevin Klein is a gay...
He's a gay teacher.
And Norman, I bring this up every time this movie's mentioned.
Isn't it funny that Tom Selleck is in that movie?
Yeah.
And that his entire career, he's had a big, bushy, gay-ass mustache.
but in that movie
he's clean-shaven.
The one time it's like a work.
The one time that mustache is perfect casting.
He's like, I'm going to shave it off.
I don't want people thinking I'm actually gay.
But that was a great guess, but no, it's
the movie I wrote down is called It's a Boy Girl Thing.
I don't know that one.
I don't know it either.
There's a movie called,
it's a boy girl thing and it fits
the category
it fits the overall
overarching subject matter
the next letter is C
Sal
Can't Buy Me Love
I love
I love it
I love your
just
determination
I love your grit
I love your
go for itness
but I wrote down
Coach Carter
that was Sam
Jackson, you know, comes into a school and makes the basketball team better.
I think that's what happens.
Back to you, Caitlin.
I, and I is the next letter in Fergalicious.
Can you believe there's so many letters in Fergalicious?
Inside Man.
Oh, that's a great, great guess.
Spike Lee movie.
Clive Owen.
Not what I wrote down.
Damn it.
I couldn't think of another I movie that fit
So I just wrote
It's a boy girl thing again
These games aren't perfect
The next letter
Jeff is oh
I know Jeff's been thinking about this really hard
Like what are all these goddamn movies
I'm really trying to connect them
Besides any alteration?
What possibly do they have in common
Because 51st date, Garfield, Enron.
Yeah, fucking Enron keeps fucking me, dude.
What is the full title of Enron?
Enron, the smartest guys in the room.
Is there someone in every movie that loves lasagna?
I think that's what it is.
Yeah, it's all movies where somebody hates Mondays.
Coach Carter is like, more lasagna, please.
Get my boy some lasagna.
And I will have it on Tuesday.
My instincts are saying something else.
I want to go Oppenheimer, but I think I'm going to say over the hedge.
This doesn't happen very often.
But he did match one word.
Over the top.
That in itself is very exciting.
No, I went with over her dead body.
Ah, what the fuck?
I thought I did something.
That movie's from 2008, but I feel like 2000 and late.
All right.
Back to you. Back to you, Norman, with the letter you.
Not a lot of movies begin with you, that's for sure.
Is Under the Skin a movie with Scarlet Johansson?
the title, Under the Skin.
Okay.
I mean, I would think
that Under the Skin and Garfield of Tille
of Two Kitties would be an amazing double
feature, but I don't know
if they have anything in common because that's not what I wrote
down. I wrote down a movie from 2005
called Underclassmen.
Oh. Yeah.
I almost said that. Yeah.
It's all up to you, dude.
It was like people are like,
we're tired of all these
you know, college movies.
Let's talk about some
underclassmen.
Not quite there yet.
All right.
So this is the last letter in Fergalicious.
Connect Enron and Garfield right now.
I don't think anybody's going to figure out the theme.
But just go for it, Sal.
Just any movie that begins with S.
Swingers.
That's a great guess.
Your money, baby.
But I wrote down Spanglin.
which is a word I use as often as I possibly can.
And everybody did a great job.
You all actually name movies.
Like some people during this game freeze up
and can't even come up with one movie
that begins with a letter,
but you all did it,
so I'm proud of all of you.
But the theme was movies that feature a song
by black-eyed peas or Fergie.
No.
Oh, my God.
No.
Enron.
You're kidding.
Yeah, Enron is like, let's get it started.
Are you serious?
Wait, this is real?
Yeah.
Some of those movies actually have the song Fergillicious in them.
What's the I movie again that you used twice?
It's a boy-girl thing.
I don't know which Fergie song or Black Eye P.
song was in there.
But yeah, all of them have a...
songs by them, but like let's get it started
is in a lot of movies. And
what's the one where they're singing about, how much
fun we're going to have tonight? Oh, so
I got a feeling. Yeah, I've got
a feeling. That's in a lot of these. That's in a lot of these
movies. There's a lot of bar mitzvahs
in these movies, I feel like.
So nobody won that game, but that's okay.
We'll be able to forge ahead and find
a true winner right
after the break. We'll be right back.
at City Winery.
And every day might be a, you know, might be a tough sell for New Yorkers, you know,
because you all go to like some sort of water-based activity on this particular weekend.
But we are close to the water here.
So I guess that's enough.
And since nobody won the last game, Caitlin gets to go first again in this game.
I'm going to switch the order around.
So it's going to go Caitlin, Sal, Norman, Jeff.
But, you know, everybody still has a chance at winning.
It's just Caitlin might have the best chance.
I'd hold your...
Water for elephants is excited.
What's your actual name?
Tom.
Tom?
Yeah.
Okay, Tom.
You know, you could have done Tom Morrow never dies.
Yeah
No, I know
I've been doing this for a minute
And it's funny
He said I'm not that clever
It wasn't that clever
So you're really not clever
All right
So
The game we're going to play now
To determine a winner tonight
Is called
The Little Search Engine That Could
This is a game
Where I wrote a word
I picked a word and I wrote it down.
I typed it into the search engine on IMDB.
And then I wrote down the top 10 titles according to IMDB that have this word in them.
And so your job on stage is to take turns guessing movies that you think might have landed in the top 10 today
on INDB that have this word in them.
You're going to each get three guesses total
and we'll start with Caitlin, like I said, then go to South.
So as we're playing, maybe you'll think of more,
maybe you'll think of a better one,
but you also have the opportunity to use a lifeline.
You can go to the person you're playing on behalf of.
you can go to them once
so like Sal could turn to Maver Eric
and just be like, help me out here
and Maver Eric can give you one answer
He should technically know all the answers
Yeah, yeah
You can read the sheet
You can either use it or not
You know set it aside and come up with one of your own
If you, you know, don't agree
And you know, I always say like
Go to your lifeline
early
rather than late
because once a lot of the titles are taken
your lifeline might just shrug
and then you're like
fucking thanks a lot lifeline
and the
word
I know everybody's very excited to hear this
the word tonight
since we are here
at city
winery
is winery
there are no movies with the word winery in the title i'm kidding
oh thank god
Caitlin's sitting there like winery
I can't think of any
under the Tuscan Sun that's it
I was going to be like the winery
the ballpark the under the Tuscan Sun
no the actual word is city
which is in an amazing
amount of movie titles
have the word city in them, but your job is to figure out the ones that are in the top 10 today.
Hey, you guys?
Hey, hey, let's focus.
I don't know what you're talking about over there.
This is movies with the word city of them.
Caitlin, what is, there's back at it.
What are you talking about?
You're so close to me and so loudly talking.
Yeah, that's what I said at the beginning of the show
is try not to talk about answers out loud.
Caitlin, what's your first guest, movies with City in the title?
I would love to go to my lifeline.
Nice!
Nice!
I think that's a very smart move.
Let's go to Caitlin's Lifeline, our friend Tim.
Tom.
Tom Maro never dies.
Oh.
Okay, so this guy's not my friend.
I clearly don't know him at all.
Tom, what would you suggest to Caitlin?
Yeah, don't pick one that's not in the...
Honestly, pick...
Don't pick any...
Okay.
Pick a movie that you think is popular
that people would search on IMDB today
with the word city in the title.
Those two are still...
Could you just stop it?
Yeah, don't guess.
Just knock it off.
I mean, I love that you're excited to protest.
but you're talking loudly what's oh tom's getting some help yes the word city
any any movie any movie that's the word city any yeah I love that movie he's saying sex in the
city the movie yes yeah Caitlin I love that you love that answer yeah
sex in the city the movie did not make the top 10 wow what what what what
the hell? When you hear
what did, you'll be like, oh, okay.
Sex of the City, the movie
was a few years ago
and
people aren't talking about it for some reason.
And so it goes.
Sal,
what's your first
attempt? Do you want to go to
your lifeline or do you have one? No, I have a guess.
Okay. City of God?
City of God.
The movie about the
slums of Rio, classic motion picture, is number two on the list.
Oh, very nice.
So Sal comes out of the gate with, oh, I should say that number one's worth 10 points,
and then number 10's worth one point, and then there's all those points in between,
which means Sal just got nine points.
Right out of the gate, that's a strong start, but everybody's still got more guesses,
starting with Norman.
You really took my name.
What's your first?
It's like, you know, in prices, right?
When you say like $75 and the other person.
76.
You're like, God damn it.
Close my first special on that joke.
You really did.
600.
601.
601.
Yeah.
A asshole move.
I know.
But Norman, you really did think of City of God?
City of God was my choice, but now City of Men.
Oh.
That's your guess, City of Men.
of men because it's like a children of men yeah no it's a not a spin off yeah a sequel a lot of a lot of people
think am i right about this when i repeat it back like that is that your guess yeah that it's a wrong
guess and and the people to think that are right because that is not that is not in the top 10
but uh thanks for playing norman we'll be back to you in a moment he's drawn in a moment he gets circling a zero
He changes the O in Norman's his era.
All right, Jeff, what's your first guest?
Movie with City in the title.
You want to get that number one title if possible?
Sin City.
Sin City is everybody's agreeing that that should be on here.
And I'm looking at the list.
And it is number five on the list.
Damn.
What's number one?
You did it.
That's worth six points for Jeff.
And now you come back to Caitlin, who already used her life life.
So now, Caitlin, this is advice I give to people in this game all the time,
is sometimes there's a title that just has that word in it that's just like an expression we all know
or just anything that pops into your head with the word city.
if you can't think of a specific movie
just go ahead and just try
anything.
Try anything.
Like city something or something city.
City Slickers.
See how she did that?
I thought of it at the same time you did.
I was like, city, slide.
My answer.
Sometimes you just got to go, city.
Oh, Slickers.
I'm sorry to say, though.
Damn, that's such a good movie.
And number two?
That was my next.
It's number 11.
I'm the list.
Man, is anybody else, I don't know if you do this with the game a lot, but you say the words so many times, it loses its meaning.
Yeah.
I'm like, city.
Why does it start with the C?
No, it gets really, it gets really, it's a mind fuck for sure.
It gets very tricky.
But that was, that was a great guess.
You're still in this?
Now we go over to Sal
What's your second guess
Or go to your lifeline?
Babe, pig in the city.
It's not the title.
It's not the title.
I don't know.
That is the title.
Two.
Yeah, it's called Babe Two.
That's my favorite fucking movie.
Between Garfield, the tale of two kitties,
and Babe two, Pig in the City.
I do like an accurate, specific.
I'm a real stickler for that, but unfortunately, Sal, that movie did not make the top 10.
I don't know where it landed.
It's not in the top...
Number one of my heart.
It's not in the top 12.
Those are all the ones I wrote down.
But you're still in the lead, Sal, so don't you worry.
Norman.
Okay.
What do you got for your second guest, a movie with City?
I would go to the lifeline, but I think I just had one and now I forget.
Oh, the Sandra Bullock and is it the Lost City?
Is that a movie?
You remember that Sandra Bullock and...
Yeah, it's with Channing Tatum.
I saw that movie.
I'm looking at you and it's not right.
And Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt is in it.
Yeah, he shows up for a little bit because they swapped.
Like Sandra Bullock has a small part in, what is it, Bullet Train?
And then he has a small part in Lost City.
Lost City is number nine on the list.
Norman is on the board.
I'm doing this for us.
Norman just got...
Oh, shit. Drop some shit.
Norman's got two points.
Great job, Norman.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
I'm telling you, this is still anybody's game.
That number one movie is just sitting there waiting to be said by somebody.
And now it's Jeff's turn.
City of Angels.
Oh, thanks guys.
Yeah.
It's got that Goos' Doll song
that people play at their weddings.
The Goos.
The Goos.
Like, the Goo Goo Goo Dolls were kind of punk rock at first,
and then they had like a couple of hit ballads,
and then it was like, no.
Well, the problem is, though, they also stayed punk rock.
Like, they're all still doing it now.
Yeah.
But they're older.
But then they have to stop.
and sing this city of what's it called?
City of Angels.
City of Angels.
That's not in the top 10.
Because he goes, what's it called again?
Yeah.
City of Angels is number four on the list.
People still talking to that movie.
Doesn't like Mae Grine have like a brain tumor or something and Nicholas Cage is an angel
and he's like, don't worry about it.
She, the movie is the most frustrating movie I've seen because it's the movie, it's like a Titanic where you like, turn the boat because the end of the, is okay?
Yeah, I think it's enough time has gone by.
Some people are holding out on the Meg Ryan
like City of Angels.
But yeah, the end of the movie, she rides a bicycle down a hill,
which we've all done and gone.
Yeah, with no hands.
And I'll give up forever.
And I know that it's her.
And then she is killed by a bus, dude.
Sorry.
So it's got kind of a funny ending.
It's hilarious.
And then Nick turns into a comedy there at the end.
Nick Cage goes, but I did the angel shit already.
He's all my.
Yeah. This is a very frustrating movie.
Well, you're killing it, dude, because now you have 13 points.
Wow.
Yeah.
But let's see what Caitlin has to say now.
Can I say Sex in the City, Three?
I don't think that's even happened.
Oh, there's three.
They decided to do like a second season, or they brought back the TV series,
but there's only been two movies.
Limit 2 movie.
Yeah.
And Sex and the City 2 was, what was it called?
Sex in the City 2.
Abu Dhabi.
Yeah, back in the habit.
Sex in the City 2, the Search for Curly's Gold.
They could have so much fun with that, but I think it's just Sex and the City too.
But anyway, what's your guest, though?
Home Alone? Lost in the City?
It's lost in New York.
Lost in the city.
He was lost in a city.
It's true.
He's lost in Dubuque.
Oh, there it was my house.
He's not lost for long.
That's funny.
He also wasn't that lost.
He was like, he had a hotel room.
He paid for it somehow.
We're going to guess city life.
Oh, see, I love that.
Just take an expression.
Yeah.
Maybe it could be there.
In this case, it is not.
But maybe, maybe there's a chance.
So congratulations, Caitlin.
You got no points in that, Katie.
I got 11th.
It's a negative one.
Yeah, but you did great in the earlier game.
So just to, you know, take that home with you.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I'll buy a pin.
That'll be...
I'll give you one.
Sal, what's your...
Now this is this guess is crucial because you need to get four points to tie and five points to win,
which means you need to name either the sixth movie on the list, the third, or the number one movie that has City and the title on IMDB today.
Like I typed it in today and people are searching.
I feel like dark city might be something,
but I might be confusing that with Sin City.
I'm talking it out like I'm on who wants to be a millionaire.
Yeah.
No, definitely work it through before you give your final answer.
I feel like there's an 80s movie, but you Googled it today.
So ask your mentalist.
It might be a Michael J. Fox.
Yeah, I'll go to my mentalist.
Oh, you'd ever gone to your lifeline?
No, I have not.
So I'm going to go to MadHenert.
Okay, let's see what your lifeline has to say.
he laughed at
you're right
is that the new
Wes Anderson movie
yeah there's a
in the prize bag tonight
there's a t-shirt
from asteroid cities
that might have been
why it was on the mentalist
mind
because he just saw it
with his own eyes
well I was gonna
I was going to guess
like I feel like there's an 80s movie
possibly with Michael J. Fox
called Bright Lights Big City
that is right yeah
but you go
I googled it today, and so I don't see how that would be there over asteroid city, plus he's a mentalist.
I know, right?
So I'm going to abandon my gut and go at Mav Eric and say Asteroid City.
Asteroid City is number 12 on the list.
So close.
And then I also gave away a movie.
It really couldn't have gone worse for you
Yeah, you did
But I will see what Norman wants
Norma, before you go
Let me just name seven movies with Citi in it
All right
I'm gonna go with my lifeline
You guys have an idea?
Oh yeah, what do you think over there
Anita and Jim?
Great one
That's a lifeline
That's why we're a line
Yes, you got Chris Rock is Pookie
Isn't he Tutsi in that?
Now he's due a leap.
That was so good and everyone was so excited.
Number 28.
I feel terrible.
Yeah, it did not make the top.
No one's searching for New Back City today.
The top 10.
But boy, that was a great one.
And I'm sure it's up there somewhere.
All right.
Well, you know, Jeff is.
He's already our winner, but do you want to like...
Okay, I'm gonna...
Do you want to really run away with this thing and come up with one more?
Can I just... I'm gonna do three answers.
I'm gonna give you a funny answer.
An interesting answer, and then I'm gonna...
What is this? Hollywood squares?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to have fun.
My fun answer is city, city, bang, okay.
And then my...
My second answer is the thought that maybe city isn't its own word.
Maybe it's part of, like, velocity.
or something bigger word,
but I couldn't think of anything.
So my real answer is lifeline.
Ooh, that's fun.
It's not correct, but that'll work for my answer.
Yeah, Detroit Rock City is a, you know,
it's a great movie.
It has City in the title.
With the kid from Terminator.
It absolutely does.
Edward Furlong.
Furlong, yeah.
Yeah.
Nope, not on.
He just pretended to look.
out here.
Is there some type of motor city, something
on there or other?
Electric city?
Queen of the city.
Why are you guys
Why do you all have so many
guesses now that it's over?
Our congratulations
and Jeff. Our Curie is our winner
tonight.
So Jeff gets to do two things right now.
He gets to, first of all,
name someone that you want
me to call a shithead when I
close out the show tonight.
Actually, the person you're playing for should pick.
So who are you playing for?
You were playing for Brendan.
Brendan and Brendan Zilla minus Dan.
Brendan, I'm going to help you with this.
Okay, who would you like me to call a shithead, Brendan?
Do you have someone in mind?
Oh, okay.
All right.
I'm going to go to someone personal in your life.
Every week, it's Donald Truffle.
I want someone personally.
in your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I want.
Your director? Are you an actor?
No, I'm my library.
Oh, yeah, you're the director of your library, Adam.
What's wrong with Adam? What did he do?
He sucks? Is Adam going to hear this?
Probably not.
No, he's a book guy.
Yeah, and he's a shithead apparently.
Trump's going to hear it.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, Trump's a big listener.
He's drinking diet coke.
He's Brendan.
I meant he's big and he's a listener.
All right, so, and then the next thing I want you to do, Jeff, is do your plugs.
What would you like to promote?
I got a special out now on Netflix called Nice to Meet You, so give that a watch if you can.
Even if they pull it off before Doug gets a chance to watch it.
Like he said earlier, remember about Netflix?
You should watch remarkably bright creatures first.
Yeah, I will.
Before it's taken down.
That's why I wanted to step in and be like,
Netflix is actually an amazing corporation.
I think you should all support them with a monthly subscription.
But yeah, give my special a watch.
Nice to meet you on Netflix. Please, that'd be a lot.
Right on.
Now I'll reveal the answers that we didn't get to,
that didn't get named.
Number 10 is a movie called City of,
of ember.
Oh.
Very interesting lighting.
Interesting.
In that movie.
Then nine was Lost City.
Eight.
This one goes way back
to Charlie Chaplin and
City Lights.
Oh.
Yeah, Charlie Chaplin classic.
And then number seven,
who said it? I think Sal said it.
Dark City.
Wow.
Dark City was number seven on the list.
Science fiction movie that
Roger Ebert was like, that's the best movie
ever made. I watched it and I was like
it's all right.
Number six, this is
what happens with the currentness
of it all. A movie from 2026
that just came out on Prime
called Splash City.
Yeah, so I didn't think anyone
would come up with that
unless they just happen to just watch it.
Sin City, City of Angels, and then
number three, a classic
from 1972 with Jeff Bridges
called Fat City.
Yeah. And then this is
Sal, this is going to make you
crazy. Number two was City of God
and then number one was what
you were fumbling around with earlier.
Motor City is number
one on the list.
Oh man, you piece of shit.
I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah, Motor City is
Alan Richson who plays
Jack Reacher on TV. It's a movie
with him and
you know, several other...
Oh, it's out now.
actors. It just was just now.
No words. And they don't talk.
It's like a music video, but it's an action
movie and it's, it doesn't
entirely work, but it is
an interesting attempt.
And of course,
people are looking it up on I and DV going,
what the fuck is this movie?
Because after you watch a few minutes of it, you're like,
why aren't they talking?
Like, why are this is a talkie?
Why are people quiet, like in that
Taplin movie, City Lights?
All right, let's, uh,
Let's get everybody else do their plug.
Salve Elkhanna, what would you like to promote?
Going back on tour now.
All ticket that's salvelocano comedy.com.
I'm doing Canada in October.
In the beginning of the new year, I'm doing the UK.
And I have a new podcast talk show coming out in October as well called Minouche.
I love it.
And you talk about things that are small in nature?
No, really, it's true.
The Minusia.
Manusia, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
The whole word minutia, nobody has that kind of time these days.
So just let's talk about the minutish.
I love it.
And thank you for being here.
Do you have a good time?
Great time.
Okay, good, good, good, good.
Norman Baker, what do you want to promote?
You can catch me on Instagram and TikTok at the Norman Baker.
Yeah, he's always full of, you know, fun gossip and stuff.
Yeah, that's me.
Tell him your catchphrase.
Let's get into the mess.
Yeah.
Fun.
Dula peep.
And Caitlin Palufo, what would you like to plug?
I have a special out on YouTube called Pursudo Rose.
Please watch it.
No subscription necessary.
Yeah, but you will get ads.
Okay.
And then follow me on Instagram, and I'm on tour all over the place.
So go to at Caitlin Palufo or Caitlin Palufo.com.
I just got a new website.
So that's exciting.
Come through your life.
How do you spell Palufo?
P-E-L-U-F-O.
That's not how I spell it.
And I'm going to be at the West River Comedy Club in Rapid City, South Dakota on October 16th and 17th.
And all of my dates and deeds are at Douglasmovies.com.
Thank you again for having us back.
the loft at city winery.
Thank you to all of you for coming out on Labor Day.
And one more time for all of my guests, Sal Volcano,
Norman Baker, Jeff R. Curry, Caitlin Palufo.
As always, Donald Trump and what was that guy's name?
Adam?
Manager Adam is a shithead.
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