Doug Loves Movies - Jeff Dye, Dave Shumka, BJ Shea, and Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth Guest

Episode Date: January 12, 2013

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, everybody. Doing a little tech stuff here real quick because this mic stand, no one should have to use it. And so I'm switching it up for one of the guests can have it. Take this one over here.

Uh-oh. Thank you, sir. You were on it. What does that say on your shirt? Gotham City Police Department? That's not a real thing. Uh-oh. Hang on, hang on.

Here we go. Okay. All right. We actually don't need, those guys don't really need mic stands, but we already had to say, could you move the stools up? And then a team came out here. It's very impressive. They're really on it here at Parlor Live. But let's stick to the script, you guys. Why is he going off script, everyone's saying to themselves.

My name is Doug. And I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you from Parler Live in Bellevue, Washington on January 12th to Ocean's 13 at 420-ish. Yeah. Thank you, Washington State, for making weed legal. See you soon, Colorado.

Denver, yeah! State of Denver, yeah! Since last I spoke and you listened, I taped an ep of Dining with Doug and Karen that is available to listen to for free in the podcast section of iTunes. And soon, I don't think it's there yet, but soon at Nerdist.com.

I finally got an award screener of Les Mis. Irreble. So I was up all night, love hating it. And I am obsessed with that movie now because it's great and it's awful. And this morning I flew from LAX to SeaTac, and on the flight I listened to

an entertaining 40-minute interview of past and future guest Judd Apatow on Alec Baldwin's Here's the Thing podcast. So check that out, you guys, if you're not too busy listening to all of my podcasts and next Saturday January 19th we're finally attempting to do the third

tournament of championships yeah it's going to be at Meltdown Comics at 4.20 in the afternoon and fingers crossed that all the participants can make it and the show is already sold out so I gotta deliver on that one.

Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Django Unchained edition. Yeah, at turdswitfriends. Yeah, turdswitfriends tweeted, I just bought tickets to the new Tarantino film on Fan Django. And

past and future Douglas Movies guest Matt Besser tweeted, Django Unchained is the best documentary about Mississippi that I have ever seen. This has been Tweet Relief, Tweets About Movies, Django Unchained Edition. January 20 and 21st,

I'll be at the Punchline in Sacramento, California. Stand-up on Sunday, Douglas Movies on Monday, DouglasMovies.com for all the dates and deets and links. You guys want to see what's in the prize bag? Woo! Let's check it out.

It's pretty heavy. Keep your eye on it for me, Gotham Police Department. Doesn't Gotham also have a shitty police department? I want every officer in the sewers now. And then they do it. They all run in the sewers now. And then they do it. They all run into the sewers. Every single officer needs to go. Robin is the only one that stays behind.

All right, in the bag, we've got a koozie that we'll get explained later, a CD by one of the people that's about to take the stage. I'll will get explained later. A CD by one of the people that's about to take the stage. I'll also explain that later. We got a copy of my CD, of course. Smug Life. It was recorded right here at Parlor Live

on April 20 last year. Both shows, people got thrown out. Way to go. Washington State. Yeah, because I doubt they were from around here. I don't think anyone... Does anyone live in Bellevue that's here today?

Oh, these are cool. One of the guests brought a CD by the lovely band Korn. It's their Live at the Hollywood Palladium CD. No one from Korn is here. Don't get that excited. Monkey's not here. Is that a guy?

Monkey's not here. Is that a guy? And, oh, he also brought a, for Xbox 360, a Kinect training. So that's... Again, no one from that is actually here. And then we've got a T-shirt that you guys would probably recognize if I showed it to you. Also a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. If you go home and tweet a picture of yourself wearing it,

I will promise I'll retweet it. Somebody brought a Cartman figure. And I brought a Doug Loves Movies button that's stabbing my finger right now. And I think that's everything. I think that's all the stuff that's in here. And so please help me in welcoming to the stage four dudes that I like a great deal. And I know you will enjoy them as well. Big Irish Jay Hollingsworth. Jeff Dye.

BJ Shea. And Dave Shumka. Yeah, get rid of those mic stands. You guys are professionals. Also, are we lined up in a way where everybody can sort of see all of us? Anybody who left on me cannot see anyone. I think we're good.

I think we're all right. Yeah, I think it's not too bad. Apologize for anyone who has bad sight lines, but just pretend it's a podcast. Just sit there and listen to it. Of course, Big Irish Jay brought his shirt that he's talked

about on my podcast ad nauseum. And if I tried to explain it right now, I probably couldn't do it. But it's the bottle service shirt. Yeah, I think you could call it the bottle service shirt. South Boston bottle service. Yeah, yeah, okay. We don't need to talk about it anymore. Well, if you want me to Yeah, I think you could call it the bottle service shirt. South Boston bottle service. Yeah, yeah, okay. We don't need to talk about it

anymore. Well, if you want me to explain, I can. No, you do not need to explain it. I mean, it's pretty good. It's a beautiful color and it's got Irish imagery on it. Yeah? Yeah. So, it's great to wear on St. Patrick's Day.

Now, Jeff Dye is here, everybody. He's headlining wear on St. Patrick's Day. Now Jeff Dye is here, everybody. He's headlining. Thank you. Yeah. He's headlining this weekend here at Parlor Live, so I was lucky to be able to have him come by for the show. And he contributed a copy of his CD called Welcome to My Brain.

And he signed it. He signed it for you. He wrote, you won worst prize ever. And I'd say that's probably not that. It's probably the koozie you also gave me. Oh, that's way better. That koozie's way better than a crappy CD for me. What does it say on the koozie?

The koozie says, beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before wine, pee the futon. It's nice. It's helpful. It's right there. You read it like, I shouldn't pee on couches. You didn't even say it right. You get the gist of it. What was wrong?

You said liquor before wine. It's liquor before beer. Yeah, I drink a lot. You get it. I mean, you can say anything you want because the joke is the last line doesn't rhyme. Yeah, that's right. It's my joke, so I took creative liberty with it. Yeah, I used to have a haiku

about my ex-girlfriend. It was, all good haikus have five syllables, then seven, but who cares, you whore. And you might also know, Jeff, from the MTV program Money from Strangers? Money from Strangers.

Money from Strangers, yes. I don't know if there's any junior high kids, but it's really popular there. I don't know, everyone's like, MTV? Come on, Doug, we don't watch it. But thank you for mentioning it. I met some new friends before the show. You know how that goes.

And I said that I left my brush In Los Angeles To brush my luxuriant hair with And one of them went and grabbed A hotel comb for me And I am paying that forward I mean look at this tiny comb It can't even snap off

In my luxurious My luxurious business And BJ Shea is here ladies and gentlemen you know you know from the BJ Shay experience mornings on KISW Seattle we've had you on many times I'm so excited when I get all this stuff right you know I don't want you to look at our prizes because I can't believe that's all we gave you. What do you mean that's all you gave? You brought a Korn CD?

I did bring... You raided the prize vault down at the station. You know... It was a Canuck training thing. How about that, huh? That's fucking... Yeah, G4 was all over that one. That's a big pick.

Man. Did you say it was a pick Halo 4 or that one And I thought this crowd would really appreciate that I have pretty much a workout crowd Got a lot of law enforcement From Gotham Get in the sewers I can't take over the city Unless you all get in the sewers.

I can't take over the city unless you all get in the sewer. Les Miserables style. What else are we forgetting here? Oh, somewhere in here, you just have to take my word for it because I can't find it, is two tickets to come see past and future Douglas Movies guest Dave Foley performing right here. Yeah. From Kids in the Hall, he's going to be here.

We want to see him. Are they in there or not, Doug? They're in here. I'll find them. Suspicious. Proof. Good call, though. Boomka. Dave Shumka's here everybody Yeah

Came down from Canada Yeah Where he hosts The very popular Stop Podcasting Yourself Nailed it Program Yeah

I got everybody's credits right I didn't look at this piece of paper once Yeah I brought I brought a shirt That I left at my brother's house. Canadians are so honest. You could have pretended you brought the Cartman figure.

But that was Big Irish J's contribution. One of. Also a shirt we're not going to talk about. Yeah, let me tell you about this shirt I brought. Enough about the god damn shirt Don't even bring one next time I'm going to shred it up and clean my car with it What?

If you do So angry about your shirt There was like three or four episodes Where we didn't even get into it And then one you told the whole story People can archive that I mean if they need I can go over it There was like three or four episodes where we didn't even get into it, and then one you told the whole story. Yes. People can archive that.

I mean, if they need, I can go over it. No, no, no. I mean, anybody here wants to hear about it, just take a massage. He's got one right over there, Doug. Somebody's wearing one? Yeah. With a collared shirt underneath? Yeah.

Wow, Captain Fancy. Not the biggest fashion statement. That's some real bottle service right there. Welcome to Bellevue. Swellview right there, my friend. That's how we roll here on the east side, bitches. Now, Jeff is excited about the football game that's being played right now. Yeah, it's big.

Who's playing? Baltimore and Denver. Baltimore and Denver right now, and then afterwards there's a Green Bay San Fran, which affects our future. Some guy just booed one of those two teams. Somebody's like, talk about movies, you dumb idiot. That's what some people are thinking right now. This is sports shit. I'd imagine there's some people here that care about the game, right?

So I told Jeff, I gave Jeff permission. I normally wouldn't let a guest do this. I told him to just get up and go look at the TV in the green room every once in a while. And then update what the score is. Broncos are ahead right now. This guy's got a set.

35-28. Spoiler alert. Hey, I wanted to be this. Fuck. What quarter are they in? Fourth quarter. Fourth, yeah, because 35-28, that's a lot of action.

It's a first quarter. A lot of people have slippery hands. They're playing at the slippery hands stadium. Spoken like a true sportscaster. It's the Tostito Bowl. They all had some Tostitos and then couldn't hang on to the ball because their fingers had so much

Tostito dust on them. If their hands are slippery, how are they scoring so much? It doesn't follow. They're kicking it through their fingers. They're dropping it and then not being able to pick it up. Next thing you know, it's in the end zone. They fall on it. Somebody gets the points.

Oh, yeah. Oh. Knock it. I know how it works. I saw Rudy. Very Ken Burns. They play a lot of football in Les Miserables So that also keeps me abreast of how it works Let's just go down the line

And ask Of course we're in a new year But Big Irish J Do you have a favorite film From last year From Two Oceans 12? Oh, 2012. Yes.

I know, you thought I was only going to talk about movies that have opened in the last week and a half. Which would be A Haunted House. The Raid was up there. I love The Raid. The Raid is awesome, yes. And the sequel, Judge Dredd, was alright. Because they're similar. The Raid is awesome, yes. And the sequel, Judge Dredd, was all right.

Because they're similar. They are kind of similar. I got a lot of tweets from people saying that the Dredd, which has been a comic book, it's been a thing for years, is somehow a ripoff of the Raid that was conceived and filmed two years ago. But I get their point that there's a similarity there that's hard to ignore.

But, ignore it. Dread's a good movie. Okay. Thank you. Did you like it? It's just called Dread, first of all. Are we talking about the Stallone movie now? I'm a little old school. Because Stallone was Judge Dread.

Yeah. Maybe I just saw that last year. I'm a little old school. Because Stallone was Judge Dredd. Yeah. Maybe I just saw that last year. I'm a little late. We're talking Ocean 99, right? I don't know. People keep saying to me, they gotta make Ocean's 14 this year or you won't have anything to say

next year. And I'm like, don't worry about it. And the Batman movie. I'll think of something to say. It's what I do. I sit around all day thinking of things to say. Sometimes I don't even think first. I just say it. So the Gotham Police, do you report directly

to... Do you have to report to Gary Oldman? What about you, Jeff Dye? Do you have a favorite film from last year? Ironically, Batman was my favorite movie of last year. The Dark Knight Has Risen? The Dark Knight. I just...

I'm obsessed with it, and I hated it when I was a kid, but now, the new ones, I'm obsessed with them. What about it would you not enjoy as a child? If you want me to, I thought, which is such a stupid thing to even go into a movie with, but I was like, this isn't realistic. I was like, one of those kids. Which, I mean, that's how much of a little boob

I was. I was like, what? And I was just picking it apart. And I'd always get mad and be like, why don't the villains just leave Gotham City? There's an oversaturation of villains. Right? Like, go to Detroit. No Batman at all. Just regular cops. You'll get away with murder out there.

But now, they've made it realistic and stuff. I'm obsessed. I watch it a lot. And you do know that they have RoboCop in Detroit. That's right. He's the worst. Maybe Flint. It's just Michael Moore is all you've got to deal with. That RoboCop.

Do you moonlight with Detroit police? Hey, I'll interview the audience. Alright, sorry. Well, he doesn't have my shirt on, so fuck it. I'm more interested about what they're going to do with the Gotham football team. I think they're all dead now. What is next season? Hines Ward is about the only guy.

And he just loves yellow and black teams, that guy. He'll play for anybody in yellow and black. Yeah, I just... That was one weird thing about that movie in retrospect, is that they... Bane went around and blew up some of the bridges. There aren't that many bridges. Like, why wouldn't you just blow them all up?

Why would you leave a couple and go, and if anybody walks across, then blow it up? They're not gonna take that bridge. There's a toll, and it's expensive. That one's always backed up. Why would not going to take that bridge. There's a toll and it's expensive. That one's always backed up. Why would anyone even try? They'd say, ah, screwed. We're stuck. Dumb school bus.

Stupid kids. I love that exchange too. Like, don't tell the kids that the bridge is going to explode. Well, it is. Give them a chance to get their shit together. You know, make a will. Make a will.

Send your goodbye texts. But yeah, I was severely disappointed in the absolute lack of attention for Dark Knight Rises by the Academy Awards. It got nominated for nothing. Not even special effects. They nominated Snow White and the Stupid Man.

What a clever spin on Huntsman, Doug. What about you, BJ? Do you have a favorite from last year? You know, I'm one of the few people I think that liked Prometheus, but, you know, December 25th was last year, and Django Unchained was a great film. It was my favorite. Was Django Unchained?

I thought it was 2013. Yeah, it's Christmas, actually. It's allowed. Just in time for Christmas Day, here's a wonderful, uplifting movie where you hate every person that has a skin tone anywhere above tan. Here's a great movie you'll never be able to quote.

I like a film I can't say any lines from to my friends. There's this one part and you should see it is all. I kind of paraphrase it but I quote it because I now say to people uh I say my name is I kind of paraphrase it, but I quote it because I now say to people...

I say, my name is Ugg, D-O-U-G. The D is silent. That's good. But I'm glad you mentioned Prometheus and Django Unchained in the same breath because the only thing that's missing from the 2 hour and 45 minute running time of Django Unchained in the same breath because the only thing that's missing from the 2 hour and 45 minute running time of Django Unchained is an abortion machine. So if you see Prometheus,

you get the abortion machine stuff out of the way. Then you go back to slavery and it's all good. I liked Prometheus. Did anyone like Prometheus? I liked Prometheus. It's a very mixed reaction to that movie. Yeah, for sure. I love scientists that just have the IQ of a partially thawed fish stick in a cave.

Let's take our helmets off. What could happen? They don't do the brightest things in that movie. Yeah, it's a little troublesome. The geologist that's just a piece of, well, what he geologizes. That guy. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I mean, I just can't believe that such that, you know, he's such an a-hole. How is he able to really know anything? He should be the guy that fixes the ship or fills it up with gas or whatever the hell they fly around with. That's the way I used to watch Batman. The guy that fixes the ship is too busy

fucking the white woman. Wait, are we talking about Jane? Yeah, go, the wire. I couldn't think of his name from it quickly enough. The best white woman. Idris Alba. Dave Shumko. Hi.

Hello. How are you? I'm pretty good. Great. You had all that time to think about it. I know, right? You have to have the best answer Yeah, I was hoping no one would choose mine

Judge Dredd from 1994 What were the odds that that one would come up? Demolition Man Demolition Man Demolition Man is the longest Taco Bell commercial in the history of things. Doug, my 2012 pick is a film called Looper.

Never heard of it. Another ignored by the Academy movie. Yeah. Like, should have at least got best screenplay. That's some tricky shit going on. Best half makeup. Best baby actor. That fucking little kid in Looper is scary as shit. Yeah. Best half makeup. Best baby actor. That fucking little kid in Looper

is scary as shit. He's intense. Good choice. Thanks. Well done, Dave Shulka. I'll be back to talk to you later. Yeah, see you in a few minutes. There were a lot of nerd fights, though,

about what the hell happened in that movie and could it happen. My son and I just nerded out for hours after Looper. Time travel opens a big old can of worms for anybody that takes a second to think about what's happening. That's why I don't like those kind of movies. I know me, and I know how simple my mind works.

Like, I left Inception. I was like, I can't deal with all this shit. Or give me jet skis and machine guns. That's what I'm into. I don't need with all this shit. Or give me jet skis and machine guns. That's what I'm into. I don't need all this thinking shit. I couldn't loop or confuse me. And then the director says, not only are we going to talk about

jumping through time, but then I'm going to shoot the movie out of order because it's just not complex enough for everybody. So you go, did he die? Did he fall? Who's in the car? What the hell's going on?

He came down with a case of the mementos. The Freshmaker. Fresh Maka. Jay, back to you again, buddy. Django, yeah, I like Django too. I'm not coming through for another round. I'm just trying.

What was your second favorite movie? By the way, did I mention my shirt? Don't make me one-inch punch you. Alright, I don't want any trouble. Because I don't know how to do it very well. No, I just want to quickly go through and ask the other question I always like to ask, which is,

what have you seen lately? Just saw, well, apparently Django was last year, so I won't say that, but I also saw what's the Zero Dark Thirty? Zero Dark Thirty. Just saw that. Yeah, BJ saw that today. What's up?

You like it? Yeah, it was really good. Did you just say to me, what's up? No. Is that a... Are we doing a show here? What's going on? Are we supposed to have some sort of interaction? What's up?

Fucking Jeff's eating Cheez-Its. Yeah, they're delicious. You're like, I just fucking narked on them. Those are movie snacks. Movie snacks. He can eat Cheez-Its. Oh, well, fuck, I'd have been eating a steak on this show for the last ten times. Yeah, it was awesome.

It blows me away, the balls that anybody in the military has. I don't really have a joke here. It literally just blows me away what they are able to do and the fearlessness of them. I love Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec and Moneyball. Great actor, funny guy, good guy. But I've seen the trailer and the commercial for Zero Dark Thirty a bunch of times, and it drives me crazy The way when they're talking about going on the mission

He goes Osama Bin Laden Like it's a made up person He says Osama normal and then Bin Laden And it just bugs the shit out of me I can't say or hear that name without thinking of it So you're choosing not to go to it, kind of like Spike Lee with the Django.

Yeah, that would be a reason to boycott the movie. I don't like two random words the way they're said. No, I've seen the movie. I'm just saying that that's a thing that I've noticed. I'm just fucking ruining this. Every time I turn on the TV, there's a commercial, and he's going, Osama bin Laden? He says it like he's suspicious.

Like, you really think this guy exists? Yeah, yeah. It's not an actual person. And she's standing way over there leaning against the car, and the guy goes, she thinks so. She thinks Osama bin Laden is a thing. She's pretty hot. We don't find him, and we still might get some puss.

Are they getting sent on a lot of missions We don't find them and we still might get some puss. Are they getting sent on a lot of missions that they end up at the wrong place? Oh, we shot up a dominoes. Yeah, he always questions his missions over a game of horseshoes. Tennessee. Tennessee. Horseshoes... Horses.

Horses. Horses. Oh, fuck. Doug, were you distracted by the cameos in the movie? I was distracted by some of the cameos. Well, I'm tired of Kyle Chandler showing up in everything and just playing a dick who sits behind a desk in two scenes. That guy's awesome.

I want more Kyle Chandler is my point. I don't want to ruin it it but there's one particular cameo Osama Bin Laden you totally ruined it how did they get him? it is the guy that plays Rafi on the league that's who's Osama

oh yeah I was actually distracted by cameo word up Tennessee I just you know it's like it's supposed cameo. Word up. Tennessee. It's supposedly a really serious movie and there's the bigger guy that shows up and he's only one guy we'll ever know

for our whole life and he shows up trying to not be that guy. Gene Hackman? What's wrong with the big guy? I wish Gene Hackman would do something. I know he's probably crazy old looking now. Gene Hackman. What's wrong with the big guy? I wish Gene Hackman would do something. I'm obsessed. I know he's probably crazy old looking now because we haven't seen him for years,

but I would love him to just show up like when Henry Fonda showed up on Golden Pond and everyone went, he aged a million years, but at least he showed up and did something cool. Because Gene Hackman, there's nobody better. He's the best. Crimson Tide, one of my all-time favorite movies. Let's pour a little out for Gene Hackman, everybody. Wait nobody better. He's the best. Crimson Tide, one of my all-time favorite movies.

Just pour a little out for Gene Hackman, everybody. Wait a second. He's not dead. Prince of Tides? No, Crimson. Crimson Tide. Way better. Jesus. What's up? Word up. Ow. Yeah, I thought you said Prince of Tides

in that Barbra Streisand movie. I was going to be like, he's not in that. No, that's he and Tony Scott. That's both of them. It's some of their best work. I think that was Denzel actually. What?

Nothing. I said Tony Scott, the director of the film. I know. I was trying to be funny. And then you said, no, that's Denzel Washington. Yeah, because that's who... Guys, guys, guys, guys.

He did direct one movie. Do you know the name of it? Aliens? No. Enemy of the State? Tony Scott directed a lot of movies. We're talking about... Denzel?

Denzel now. Oh. Because didn't he direct John Q? Man on Fire. Tony Scott directed Man on Fire. Man on Fire. I'm on fire. Man on Fire. Be not it. Tennessee?

Man on Fire? Holy shit. What were we talking about? Did Jeff name a recent movie? I haven't named one. It can be on your computer. It doesn't have to be in a theater. I was going to say, the only learning I do is from the documentary section of Netflix.

That's the only thing I... Documentaries are the shit, man. And so there's a movie I watched just recently called Bottled. And it's about how you shouldn't drink bottled water. And that's why I'm on On my high horse about it now I regurgitate the things I learn immediately Like I've known it forever

Like hey you know Let me ask you this Have you seen Cheez-Its? No Yeah there's a film expose On those And it's rhino buttholes Is what they make

Cheez-Its out of Yeah I'm fine with that. I did want to say that was ironic because I'm drinking bottled water and you're saying that is so bad for you

while you were just scarfing down these Cheez-Its. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Bottled water will kill you. Cheez-Its just make you get chubby. What's that documentary called? It's called Bottled.

But there's another one I wanted to mention called Dear Zachary. And if you just don't... Oh, people are losing it. That sounds like a bummer. No, it like sidelined me for weeks. Like I didn't stop thinking about it for like four and a half weeks.

I don't want to ruin what it's about. Just see it and it'll blow your brain. And it's a true story about a woman who got away with a lot of stuff in Canada. I'm just kidding. It's about a whole country. No, but you should watch it if you want to really be rattled by something. Okay. Unless you want me to talk about it more.

I don't know how this works. No, no. I've got a couple documentaries on my list of need to see. I'm sure probably none of us have seen them yet because they're relatively new, but one of them is this West Memphis 3. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Documentaries are more

often than what? than fictional films they work and they're successful and they're interesting I don't read the paper I don't read books that's the only way I get information is from my queue of Netflix documentaries and I just made it a rule I watch

all of them so if you like go through it it's like oh like he watched Dear Zachary, he watched Loose Change, and then it's like Bret Hart's Boots. It's like a WBF movie. Just watch them all, you know? BJ, what have you seen? Zero Dark Thirty, just today, right?

I saw that today, but I'm very proud of the fact that I spent a lot of money to see the Star Trek nine minutes, and then I sat through the Hobbit thing. Lord of the Rings zero. Wait a second! You didn't

know that you could get up at some point? That to watch the nine minutes of Star Trek you were committed to two hours and 45 minutes of Hobbits? I was really, I was fascinated because I'd never seen the story of some creature that has

no courage, a bunch of other people hitting things, going through the, you know, jungle and the forest and the mountains and something scary was about to happen and he has a blue sword. I never saw that before, so I thought, hey, I'll sit here because it's in a higher frame rate. So I threw up in front of somebody and left.

It was beautiful. You saw the 48 frames? I saw the high frames. I saw the 3D. At IMAX 2? At IMAX 2. The trouble with that is next thing you know you're sitting at the table with those fucking hobbits having food with them. And they are all disgusting. They spit

and fart. And I saw the plate spinning act from some old variety show in the 60s. That was weird. You're right about that. It looked beautiful, but I sat there and I thought,

am I an idiot? Because I have the other three on DVD and Blu-ray, but I did like the Star Trek. I want to see the Star Trek movie. I want to see the darkness. That's what I want to know. Benedict Cumberbatch.

Cumberbatch. Cumberbatch. He's Cumberbunch. That's right, right? Sherlock. It's Cumberbunch. Sherlock, that's right. Shylock. What?

Stop saying things wrong. He's right. I think that's... I love American television because, you know, hey, they put on a great show like Sherlock on the BBC, so let's see if Lucy Liu will do an American version for us.

Let's embarrass our country even more by putting on crap television that takes after a great BBC show. Oh, you don't care for elementary? I just wish... Jeff loves it because it's at his learning age. Yeah. He's not lying. Is that a documentary? Everybody has a learning age, you know.

But where did you have to... So you went to an IMAX theater here in Seattle? Yeah, right here in here. It's in Lincoln Square. This one? This one, yeah. Because I'm dying to see that nine minutes. I've been to a couple different places

where I got my seat to not watch The Hobbit because I've seen it already, but I just wanted to see the Star Trek and it wasn't there. That happens here. One of the guys on the show, the Rev, went to the Boeing IMAX, which is supposedly the granddaddy at our Pacific Science Center. They didn't tell anybody

that that wasn't the high frame rate Star Trek one. Are you sure it wasn't the Boeing IMAX? Well, I want to see it, and it's nine minutes. Is it like the first nine minutes? I think it is. Like Dark Knight style? I think it is. Dark Rises style?

For any Doctor Who fans, any Doctor Who fans? Rose's boyfriend, Mickey, is in that nine minutes as well. There's Doctor Who all over that bloody thing, because the seventh Doctor plays Radagascar, Madagascar, whatever his name is, the brown, the crazy, with the rabbit wizard guy in The Hobbit. And he was Sylvester McCoy.

I don't know what anybody's saying anymore. You know, the guy that runs around on the... I thought we were talking about the nine minutes from Star Trek. Yeah. I really was more excited about the Doctor Who sightings. I feel like BJ's speaking German I don't even know half his fucking words I am totally nerding out, my apologies

No, it's perfect crowd to do it for I think it was the first nine minutes And Benedict Cumberbatch You know, the Benedict Cumberbatch man, his voice Like he's only on it for like 20 seconds But like I can hear all the women in the theater Just swoon, he's got such a voice, that guy You know, he just commends.

He's like that Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen kind of thing going on. I can relate. Thanks. Because you swooned when you heard it? Exactly. You related to that part of it? Yeah. There's a very heartwarming story out there

about how it is difficult to find the right IMAX theater that's showing the nine minutes of Star Trek and a dude is dying of cancer and complained of it and J.J. Abrams brought to him the entire, showed him the entire movie

Yeah I mean, the guy's no longer with us but, you know that's pretty awesome that JJ did that. And then I brought down this whole show by bringing it up. And it cured the guy. You know, you'd think it would, being the first to see something like that. You know, he gave it a good review and I don't know if I can trust it

because... Of course not. You can't. What if it was like Luke is showing this dying guy the first, you know, episode one, Phantom Menace. The guy would probably die during it. Fuck this. Cause of death. Jar Jar Binks. Takes a lot, gerbil.

Takes a lot, gerbil man. Or whatever. Whatever varmint George Lucas looks like. Dave Shumka. Hi, Doug. Did you see a movie recently? Do they have the same movies up north? We have motion pictures in Canada.

I just saw This Is 40. And for the Doctor Who fans, Paul Rudd wears a really long scarf. Nicely done. Thank you. It is the same two characters from Knocked Up. And about 20 minutes in, it is, uh, it's the same two characters from Knocked Up. Mm-hmm. And about 20 minutes in, I realized, oh, I don't know if I like these characters.

They weren't as fun as Seth Rogen and his pot-smoking buddies. They were more the part of Knocked Up where it's people arguing and unhappy with each other. Yeah, yeah. So there's a lot of that in Mrs. 40, but there's some funny stuff, too. And, you know, of course, Albert Brooks is, you can't ever go wrong with that dude. Totally. Yeah, yeah. He's a lot of that In Mrs. Forty But there's some funny stuff too And you know Of course Albert Brooks Is you can't ever go wrong With that dude Totally

Yeah yeah He's totally in it And let's go And I love the scene Where they get Fucked up in the hotel room And Paul Rudd Is just doing a bunch

Of silly stuff And the room service guy Comes in Oh you mean Knocked up No in They get fucked up And go to Cirque du Soleil and knocked up I know

yeah and they're in a hotel look it's a fun movie guys if you've got two hours and 11 minutes check it out I do and this is the part where I say let the games begin! Take back your city Gotham! That is never gonna get old. To me. To me. Just to me. Me and me alone. Let's see, which game should we play? Let's try... How Much Did This Shit Make? Uh-huh. I went on the internet and looked up movies

that were filmed in Washington State. Yeah, and I found what is sort of a prequel to Silver Linings Playbook, a movie about beautiful people with mental issues that was shot up in this part of the country, and it's called, from 1993, Benny and June. Remember that? Johnny Depp had trouble talking to people, From 1993, Benny and June. Oh, shit. Remember that?

Johnny Depp had trouble talking to people, but he could spin a hubcap on his finger like it was nobody's business and did so in traffic. Or in a park. I forget where he did it. And got a girl because he's just handsome. That's really what it was.

Yeah, he's good looking, and then Mary Stewart Masterson's a cute girl. She's insane, and you know she's insane because she wears swimming goggles just walking around and carries a ping pong paddle for no reason. She always has props. She'd be a good action

figure. There are a lot of things to go with her. You get her and so what we're going to do is we're going to go down the line. We'll start with Dave down here on this end. And each of you is going to guess an amount that you think that Benny and June made at the

North American box office during its entire run. And the trick is to not go over Price is Right style. Sure. Benny and June, 1993. How much do you think Benny and June made? Not a blockbuster.

I'm going to say like 12 million-ish. Add the ish in there. Can you say ish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get all here to there, really. That's the decimal fall. 12 point-ish. So you might go over with that guess.

Yeah, exactly. I bet I did. BJ, the ish is going to kill you. BJ, what do you think? I have no idea, but I'm going to play the numbers because I think people are going to go over that. So I'm going to say 11 million. Because I think everyone's going to go higher than the 12.

I thought when you said play the numbers, you were just going to do that $1 move. Now that he's played his strategy. I thought he was going to go higher than the 12. I thought you said play the numbers. You were just going to do that one dollar move. Now that he's played his strategy. I thought he was going to do the one dollar move. $10.5 million. What? Wait a minute.

Again, you're not listening to what I'm saying. The strategic move would be to say a dollar. Because then you get everything from a dollar up to his 12-point-ish. Not my final answer. You should watch that documentary on The Price is Right. Jeff and I. We got you locked in, Jeff, at 10.5. Also, keep in mind, winning doesn't matter.

In fact, if you want to go check the score. I got it right here. It is overtime tied at 35-35. Fucking crazy! I wasn't texting. Look at this shithead pulling his phone out. Why have you been holding out on us with that information? Well, I don't want to interrupt the flow.

There's a momentum here. Of the game. What the fuck? 70-yard pass. 70-yard pass? 70-yard pass. So the ball is... We've got a better score up there. Hey, guy in the audience,

pay attention to this show, all right? Show's right here. It's still 35-35. It's a one-face show. It's still 35. It's a one-face show. It's not mine. One dollar. Ish. You guys are like an underdog, don't you? Pick the giant.

So, the movie made $23.2 million, so Dave should come. God damn it. He said a dollar. What a dope. What movie makes a dollar? That's so stupid.

This guy's a moron. Just for the record, my ish is like $22 million. Yeah, he said one ish. Yeah. That was... That's a good start, though. I was delighted by all of that. You can only hope that a game is going to work out like that.

It sent you all down the wrong road. I fear playing a more complicated game than that one. I've got more strategy, Doug. Don't worry. But I also love this game so much. Let's play ABCD's Nuts. This is where we're going to spell something out. Since Dave won the last round, we're going to start with Dave. But then we're going to go to Jay.

We're going to switch the order up. And then Jeff and then BJ. And we're going to go through letter by letter. We're going to spell something. But when it gets to you, you're the next letter. You have three seconds approximately. Ish. To name.

Three point ish to name a motion picture that begins with the letter that is your letter and and if you match the name of a movie that I randomly wrote down for each letter then you automatically win and it's very exciting

and it's only happened once and it was because like one of my best friends was playing. So... Um, and what we're gonna spell is... Parlor Live. Yeah. Because that's where we are.

I can spell that. And it's not too long of a word, so it won't take forever. So we'll start with Dave. Give me a movie that begins with P. You have three seconds. All right. Here we go. One.

Uh-huh. Phone booth. Two. Oh. And it's a match! No. It's, uh, I wrote down, Peter Pan. Peter Pan.

Not Hook. Don't watch Hook, you guys. Don't fall for that shit. Okay, now we go to Big Irish J. American Pie. Well done. Jesus, thanks for the support, assholes. Are they supposed to be that impressed? It's not that difficult.

There's a lot of clapping during the whole thing. They might be tired. I mean, it's no phone booth, but... Well, Shumka showed off and used a silent P. Or whatever kind of P it is. American pot, fuck me. No, thank you. And appreciate the offer.

My P is silent. Out of that horse dick? No way. Thank you. Just an assumption. What do you mean, thank you? You're a giant. I know.

If you don't have a big dick, that explains a lot. That explains the career in stand-up comedy. I guess I gotta talk to get people's attention. The giant man with the tiny dick does not get invited to a lot of cocktail parties. Because he's already got a cocktail weenie. Oh, God, this is so fun.

The movie I chose was a film called Always, because it's about firefighters in planes and took place in the Pacific Northwest, or was shot here, partially. Holly Hunter, Richard Dreyfuss, John Goodman. Okay. R is your letter, Jeff. Hmm. Raging Bull.

Did I win? No. I mean, you don't lose. Perfect. Because that does, Raging Bull does begin with an R. But it was just a coincidence that it came up earlier. I thought you might have picked up on it. I chose RoboCop. I remember

you saying that. And then it got mentioned. Okay, BJ, your letter is L. Looper. Say that's how it's done. He didn't win either. But I picked also filmed in Washington State, Life

or Something Like It. Yeah, I did not see that one. That movie was for ladies who like shitty movies. Oh! Dave Shumka. 101 Dalmatians.

Nice! I chose 101 Dalmatians. I'm kidding. That would be a weird coincidence. No, I picked a kind of underrated Sean Connery movie called Outland. Remember that? Yeah.

You should check it out. All right, Big J, what do you got down there for the next R? I'm just kidding. Yeah, you can't repeat. It's got to be something different. Ryan's song. I picked Robocop 2.

He could have just grabbed it. It was right there. And you're out because Ryan's Song is a TV movie. Are you booing me or Doug? It's a really good one and it's also called Brian's Song. I was doing the musical. There was a film called Ryan's Daughter, but I don't know if that was a musical or not.

I know there was a scene where a woman was spinning on a hill. I remember that for some reason. Oh, that was Sound of Music. Okay, Jeff. L. I'm going to go with of Music. Okay, Jeff. L. I'm going to go with Love Actually. Okay. Yeah, I liked it.

Do you watch The Walking Dead? I know. I saw the first one, and I liked it, and then I couldn't commit. First episode. Yes, it was cool. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty much the same. Anyway, you saw the first one.

He's in it the whole time. Sheriff Rick is the guy with the stupid signs trying to pick up on Keira Knightley and steal her from his black best friend. I liked that guy. It was romantic. No, it wasn't. His black best friend was in the other room. He's like, I want to fuck you.

Please let me put it in you. He's got drawings of it. But then he let her go, you know? He did let her go I got a lot of creepy friends that would have let that married woman go I picked

Live and Let Die okay I is the letter BJ Inception I'm really happy that only three people are still excited about Inception.

Go sleep sometime. You'll have a more interesting movie. No, it's all right. I went with a movie that, it says that it was shot partially in Washington State on Wikipedia, but I do not believe it. Somebody yelled out, Idaho!

Yeah, that was a great movie. Especially if you're into potatoes. No, I went with Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. What did they film here? The monkey brains? The river, when they go off the side of the mountain and they land in the river? When they're just in a raft and they fall off a cliff

and that's enough to just, they just land gently in a river. It's fucking amazing. Calima Shantilly. Okay, PG-13. We have that movie to blame for that rating. Okay. V is the next letter, Dave Schumke. V. What is

V for? That's right. That's right. Yes. Do you have anything? Very bad things. I chose V for Vendetta. Did not.

Did not. I went with, also shot in the region, Vision Quest. With Matthew Modine from the Gotham Police Department. And finally, looks like you guys are all going to survive this and we're not going to have a winner. Jay,

what do you got for E? Ryan Song? Didn't he say Ryan Song? Oh yeah, he's out. Yeah, thanks Dave, you cock. I could have just played again. That's for narking on the Cheez-Its. I didn't nark on you. Respect.

That Cheez-Its and beer looks amazing to me right now. Hey, he won me over. I'm starting back. That looks like some good stuff. I'm going to go with one of my favorite films, End of Days. That's really one of your favorites? Yeah, it's cool.

It's a cool movie. That's Schwarzenegger, right? Yeah, he fights the devil. It's amazing. It's the best. Arnold versus the devil? What more do you need? What does Johnny Knoxville play in this new one?

I don't know. The new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. He's like the comic relief in it. He's like the funny friend of the guy who fought the devil. I wish that was the log line for that movie. But I chose... I think part of it was filmed here. I don't know, but

Extraordinary Measures was the E that I thought of. And that is ABCD's Nuts. We did it. We got through all of it. You guys are good players. Still overtime, 35-35. All right. Just getting confirmed.

You are correct, Jeff. That guy in the audience that always knows? Is that right? Very correct. This guy's stealing my thunder. I'm sorry. I did not mean to make fun of your laugh. Sounded like goats mating.

That is a rude thing to do, but so much fun. Let's see what kind of name tags we have here in the audience tonight. I had a feeling there'd be some good ones. I see a stop sign that says poop on it. Diana has a mesmerizing

wheel. And Justin has a lot of snacks. Just go grab it as soon as you find it that's actually hilarious you have hot wings play the hot wings big J oh yeah wait why'd you call me up what's in the frame what is it say on the frame. What is it? A very creative Hulk. It's a bird?

Some other characters. I love birds. Sam, what? It's Arnold. Oh, Avengers. Hmm. I'm torn. I only recognize the Hulk.

All right. Oh, that's nice. I'm going to do 12th man right there. You son of a bitch. Got to do it. Bring it on up here, dude. Pass it on. You can have it.

I'm going to take Arnold in the back. I want Arnold Schwarzenegger. You got an iPad? I should have switched this up. Take Arnold. Bring it up here, my man. You guys are good. Hold on to that for me, buddy.

That's a great movie. All right, thank you. I already committed. Jeff, you got it, Jeff? Look at this. There it is. Can I have this afterwards? This is amazing.

Now we're talking. That's cool, huh? Oh, my name is not Quaid. It's not Quaid, it's Josh. This is amazing. Oh, yeah, I sat in the wrong seat, sorry. Not a problem. This is not Quaid. It's Josh. This is amazing. Oh, yeah, I sat in the wrong seat. Sorry. Not a problem.

This is what I did. I love Quatu. Great Quatu. It's like musical chairs. Sit in the seat you just were in. And the answer on the back is amazing for later. I picked the right one. This was destiny.

All right, let's start, though, with Big J down there. What do you got? Amber Alex alert. And it's a picture of me. It was this or food. You sociopath. And it says that goddamn thing from your shirt on there. Oh, what's that? Oh, bottle them!

Bottle service! It says that. It's got the fighting Irishman who you have tattooed on your body. Yes. And Colin Farrell. And Irish Spring. Very creative.

I'm surprised he didn't put a potato on it, you racist fuck. He's got Guinness. From Idaho. Yeah. And so the person you're playing for is Amber or Alex? Alex. Alex. That is good.

Okay. And the Amber alert thing is like trying to say that Big J is scary and would do something? Oh, that's what you meant? Well, fuck this. I'm not using this. What a dick. Wait a second. What did your brain decide Amber Alert over your picture?

I was just so... That you're missing? The writing on the back has bled through the poster a little, so it looks like he has, like, shitty prison tattoos on his face. Oh, he does. He does. Wait.

You just look even more creepy on this. But seriously, you do look like you would have sex with kids. In that picture, to be fair, I know that seems harsh, but that's a bad pic. Plus he's wearing my shirt.

By the way, those shirts... Great bit. Okay, so he's playing for Alex and Jeff is playing for Josh who brought a very nice Schwarzenegger picture. I love it. I want to say that even though there was a lot of good choices out there, I'm very happy with my pick. What else is going on on that thing besides Schwarzenegger?

I think that's Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I'm not positive. Why is he on there? Were they in a movie together? Down here, that's Gene Hackman. So I'm real happy about it. It's all the people I like. And there's guns, too. It's cool, huh?

There you go. I think the guy is Michael Ironside. Yeah, tomato, potato. Easy. And what's this crazy baby thing from? Quatu. You got a little Quatu on there. Yeah, Quatu.

Oh, okay. It's all from Total Recall. The original. I thought it looked cool. It does. It's a great drawing. It's like a comic of... It's cool.

You were already talking about your love of Arnold Schwarzenegger. And then, boom. Yeah, happened to have your love of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. And then boom. Yeah, it happened to have that. It felt like it was destiny. Yeah. BJ, what do you got? 12th man represent, Michael. Right here. Mike, my man. Rocking the

WrestleMania jersey right there. How could I not pick this? This is an omen. That's for Tom Brady, right? Let's check him. That does nothing to me. How dare you? I don't get it. What's the name

on your 12 flag? The guy's name. It's supposed to be a name tag. No, I said it's Michael. What's the name on your 12 flag? You mean the guy? The guy's name, yeah. It's supposed to be a name tag. No, I said it's Michael. The 12th man is more of a community of people. It's like the unknown soldier. I don't get it.

Michael, though, a fine representative of the 12th man. And Dave Schumacher? This is a loaf of bread. Is it a baguette? Yeah, it's a Les Mis reference, I think. And it's... It's funny. He gets imprisoned initially for stealing bread, but you never see him

stealing bread in the movie. And he's not, like, fat. Like, it's not like, oh, that's the guy. If some vegetables were missing, then you point at Hugh Jackman. Yeah. Or whey protein. This is, I'm assuming this person's name is Molly,

and it's a picture of the movie character Amélie. And it says, Amélie, it's pretty sweaty. That doesn't mean that the baguette is wet. No, I just mean the premise. Yeah, she went out of her way and then you fell for it. And now you're putting the bread on the ground. So, I mean, I guess once it's taped to an Amelie poster, then it doesn't matter anyway.

But her name, your name, of course, is, where's Molly? Okay, Molly. Well done, Molly. Good job. You thought the big bread, you thought Jay would pick it, right? Why is that, Doug? I'm just saying

that that's... Looks like some tasty bread. I did look at the cupcakes. All right, let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Let's do it! Let's do it! Since Dave won way back when, how did this shit get made?

We'll start with him. Yes. And then we'll go to BJ. Thank you. Followed by Jeff and Jay. So stick with us, Jay. It's coming your way. I'm ready.

I'm just saying don't daydream. Don't start thinking about other name tags you should have picked. Tastier name tags. Tastier. I just met ones that were less accusatory of child molestation. Might have been a good way for him to go.

I should say child theft. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Well, I guess all abductions are in Amber Alerts. It's just if somebody's missing for whatever reason. Amber Alerts are important, you guys. It's not funny. The Packers have seven points, and the 49ers have zero points.

I'm hoping that there's an explosion and the stadium swallows both teams. That's what I'm hoping for.'s an explosion and the stadium swallows both teams. That's what I'm hoping for. Come on, Bane. The funniest thing happened. Maybe not the funniest, but it has a certain charm to it. My Leonard Maltin app on my phone

has been acting up lately. So I decided that I would re-download the app. And in the process, it erased all of the categories that I had loaded in. And then all day today, I kept thinking, I got to load in some categories

before the show tonight. And instead of doing that, I went and got a flu shot. Because, you know, people are making a big deal out of this flu right now. That's important, too. The flu sucks? Do you have it right now?

Oh. How dare you? Wait, I got the sign from over there. Fuck this thing. Who would defend the flu? Like, oh, stop it. Give it a chance. The flu's all right.

Quit booing it. Yeah, why you got to give flu all the... What did flu ever do to you? Made me sick. But you guys are better now? How long did it last? Three weeks. Jesus Christ.

That might be something else. That's the 2012 flu She seemed fine with him Three weeks It's awesome So here's what we're gonna do I do have one category loaded up So we're gonna play

We're gonna play a very exciting One round Leonard Maltin game But Hang on Lame. I know. I'm going to yell at myself later for not loading up the categories.

There are some good ones. Somebody suggested Hack That Ass Up. Gene Hackman. Which is slasher movies. Or Gene Hackman. That's a good idea for the next show. Someone else suggested Octopussy.

That's movies with actresses over 80. Yeah, this would have been a really fun... Oh, shit. This would have been a really fun game if I had done it right. But like I said, I do have one category, so that's going to determine the winner today. But in the meantime, that means we have time

for a round of Build a Title! Yeah! Yeah! Like I said, we'll start with Dave Shumka. Okay. And nice timing. Back when I was up in Canada hanging out with you in Vancouver, there was an audience member named Littlest Lolo,

and she had suggested the Canadian smash hit, Kids in the Hall, Brain Candy, which I once called Eye Candy, which would be a totally different thing. So can you add anything to kids in the hall? A movie that starts with candy. Yeah. Or ends with...

Most movies start with candy. If you stop by the concession stand. Or ends with kids. Of course, you can't go with Larry Clark's kids. Oh, brother. Candy Man. Yeah, Candy Man. Candy Man.

If you say it three times, Beetlejuice appears. Yeah. All right, so now we go to BJ. Candy Man with the iron fist. Well done. Bra and Vo. Candy Man with the Iron Fist Footway. Danny McBride movie.

Candy Man... Hang on a second, hang on a second. Nice try, Jeff Dye. Did I answer too fast? No, you answered too wrong because... Yeah, it's plural. It's not fists foot way. Yes.

It's just the one fist. It's fist foot way. I just tugged them. Well, that's... I love excuses. But it's... Unfortunately, I have to stick to the letter of the law, and it's man with the iron fists.

Oh. Yeah. Sorry, Jeff. It's all right. It's good to be here. What's the score? What's the score? It's still 7-0 and 35-35. Oh, the other game started.

No, yeah, yeah, that's 7-0. There's two more teams on the same field. Green Bay's winning 7-0 against San Francisco 49ers. Oh, okay. And then it's 35-35 on the Baltimore I have a cramp You're giving Jay more time to think What's the score?

What do you got Jay? Anything? Fists of Fury Bruce Lee It's not the Fists of Fury? No I know it's not It's not a Fists of Fury? Let's go with Fists of Fury? No, I know it's not the Fists of Fury. It's not a Fists of Fury? Let's go with Fists of Fury.

Thank God. I think it's Fists of Fury. Come on, shut up! Fuck! Fists of Fury, Bruce Lee. It's plural. He's not one-armed in it. It's a comedy.

We are back to Dave Shumka. Fury, eh? Or kids. Yeah, Fury something or something that ends in kids. Okay, pass. It's a great movie. That movie was awesome. I'd like to say Hall, pass. Do you have anything, BJ?

I do. Spy Kids. Spy Kids. Awesome movie. Okay, so we're skipping Jeff now, and we go to Jay. And Jay, you have to add to Spy Kids in the Hall. Okay, I was going to read the whole thing, but it's exciting that you have an answer.

Thank you for your Now we have I Spy Kids in the Hall Brain Candy Man with the Iron Fists of Fury. This is a good one. Dave is out. Back to BJ. The King and I Spy.

And of course you can drop the before King Jay if you have something that ends in King. What was the title again? King and I Spy Kids Jay, if you have something that ends in king. What was the title again? King and I spy kids in the hall.

Brain candy man with the iron fists of fury. Oh, fuck. It's offensive. I could do without the potty mouth in this game. Please.

My album is called Potty Mouth. It's still available on iTunes. Three King. Three King. Three Kings and I? That's what I was going for. It's about a really weird harem.

We're three kings with one lady. No, the one with... Yeah, thank you. They're army. They're in the army. What do you mean? What's happening? The audience doesn't get to help you in any way.

No, that's what I was talking about. They're in the desert. They're military. Three kings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, and the movie's King and I, not Kings and I. Well, we can do leeway. Which is what I've been talking about and I, not Kings and I. Well, we can do Leeway.

Which is what I've been talking about. I know, but come on. No, no, no, no, no. If I'm out, he's out. But it's during the Gulf War. By the way, the San Francisco 49ers have just tied it up 7-7. People aren't as, they don't care as much about that game. Some do, some do.

I hear you, brother. Where's that guy going? I'm so, oh, shush it. Yeah, maybe Fisher King. No, you already answered. That is the worst. He wins. You already answered.

The way you repeat it like no one in the audience just yelled that out You're just so willing To cheat in a game with no stakes It doesn't matter at all It's for the love of the game, Doug The love of the game Hold on, I'll allow it No!

BJ's fine with it Because he's looking up That would be easy to add to Fisher King for sure So you're officially out Jay But if you want to show off And add to the title BJ You can add one more To the Fisher one or to the original one

We can go with Fisher King and I spy kids in the hall. Oh, gosh. Brain candy man with iron fists of fury. All I got is like beating Bobby Fisher. Was that the name of that? Searching for Bobby Fisher. Searching for Bobby Fisher.

And spoiler alert, they don't find him. He's not in the movie at all. It's about a kid. It's about a kid that's not even related to him. It's a good movie, though. He discovers the Bobby Fisher

within himself. Right. And he becomes a huge racist. What chess players aren't. Yeah, right? They're already picking a side. Fisher Unchained. But we could have gone with

Big Fish Er King. Yeah. Big Fish, that's not the full title though, right? Yeah, that's the same rule. I feel like I got screwed now if we're going to be this leeway. It's not Big Fish's. It's Big Fish-er King. But you added er. That changes it.

No, but Fisher is the next... That's how this game works. I don't... You can do it that way? I didn't change shit. I want that flu shot. It got out on one S. Just one measly S.

I'm still mad at the lady who yelled that out. Or weird dude. I didn't see who it was. I'm happy she did because if he said Scorpion, I didn't know what to do. Because I had nothing to go with Scorpion. Scorpion King. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, and I don't have anything to go with Fury.

I'd go with Donnie Brisco-pian. Okay, so that concludes with the fury. I'd go with Darnie Briscoe-er-pian. Okay, so that concludes Bill the Title, and I only have one category loaded up on Leonard Maltin, so yelling out answers will really fuck up the game. And we gotta keep the purity of it,

because somebody needs to go home with this amazing prize bag, and three other people need to tell me shitheads to name. There's no shithead written on the back of the baguette, so, Dave, this is yours to lose. She brought up a little card.

Oh, she did? I put it in my pocket. I remember now. Is there a shithead on the back of the flag, BJ? Yes, there is Best audience ever You guys are the true 12th man That's true

Or best selection by the panelists ever We're the true 12th man Yeah, that didn't get much applause Not even from you four guys Alright One exciting round of Leonard Maltin Yeah, that didn't get much applause. Not even from you four guys. All right. One exciting round of Leonard Baldwin. Baltimore won the game against the Denver Broncos. Yes!

Wow. Yeah! I just won $75,000. Yes! How does that work, Jeff? It's not the first to score in overtime, then the other team gets it once. No, first to score.

First to score. Unless it's a field goal, motherfuckers. Yeah, look at Doug. I'm not as dumb as I look. I like this. I like this side of Doug. Doug loves football. Yeah.

Let's start a podcast. Doug loves football and Jeff hates books. That would be the worst show. Doug loves football would just be me going, I saw both versions of The Longest Yard. Okay, so start with you, Dave. And I'm going to force a category on you

because it's the only one I've got. Now an audience member just decided to yell out a category. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. Movies where someone loses a finger. Show them which finger. There's been over four movies with that.

I didn't load up what I had planned to play. How would you possibly think that I'd be ready for that? Yeah. Another suggestion. that yeah another suggestion I want to know what movie he's thinking of what movie does someone lose a finger four rooms oh that's right the Tarantino segment they have the whole bed about cutting off a finger looper hangover to Looper, Hangover 2 Return of the King Hangover 2 was already said sir

I mean Empire Strikes Back There's that movie called Teeth Empire Strikes Back, yeah, Finger with some other stuff Alright, thanks for yelling that out That was fun No one else ever do that again not just this is for the listeners not just for you guys because this people are gonna hear this everywhere I go people are gonna yell out categories and I'm gonna fall into

their trap and say what movie I just saw something where somebody lost a finger and I was just like that guy is taking it really well Oh Tucker and Dale versus evil yeah two dicks four fingers Alan to dick loses he loses two fingers actually I think He's just sitting around later in the movie Like yeah I have two less fingers That's what you gotta expect When you're fighting evil Look at how I'm taking my pen To my iPhone

Like you can just write on it That is a high tech stylus I really like that I don't even need a pen because it's winner-take-all right now. We're going to do it. All right. Jay's standing up for this.

Go fucking around. It's not even going to get to you. Relax. The category, Dave. Suggested by at spliff2026. Uh-huh. If I were him, I just would have called myself future spliff.

What do you think they'll be like? Why pin yourself down to one year? It's got an emergency spliff in a box that says do not open until... 2026. He suggested show me the Monet. Show me the Monet.

And that's movies where Cuba Gooding Jr. is friends with a painter. Do not yell out. More than one exists. Believe it or not, where Cuba Gooding Jr.

is friendly with a painter. This lady thought of at least one. Don't yell it out. And your year choices, and this is also very bizarre. Yes. I told you there's more than one movie. Okay. But it's also amazing that Cuba Gooding Jr. essentially shot

Back to back Two movies Where he is friends with a painter Maybe because he had it down After the first one Maybe he felt like he didn't quite get there And really wanted to nail it the next try And your year choices are 1997 or 1998.

Ooh. Ha. Ha. Ah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.

Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah. Okay. All right. I'll tell you guys what the other one was later. The esteemed Leonard Maltin calls this movie from 1998,

where Cuba Gooding Jr. is friends with a painter, a bomb. What? He calls it off-putting gobbledygook. He also says it just doesn't work. And he says it's elaborate, in fact over-elaborate.

Over-elaborate. Not to be confused with Overboard starring Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. Which people like for some reason. I'm more of a Pirate Ron guy. But Kurt Russell is the shit. Kurt Russell is one of the best.

If you know him, help me to get him on the show sometime. I'm sure he'll be terrible at this game. She's still clapping. Jesus, I know. That was a long-ass clap for... Overtime. Kurt Russell or overboard?

Both. Kurt Russell. Okay. Wow, she clapped for a long time. That's odd behavior for a normal-looking person. Her boyfriend with the... You kind of got the... Not her boyfriend?

No, that's why... Just sitting across the table? Yeah, that's why the big clap for Kurt. I get it. Oh, you're trying to get up in that? Why do the prisoners in Les Miserables, when they're pulling the big boat into the harbor and going, look down, look down.

Why, Hugh Jackman included, are their heads completely shaved, but they all have crazy beards? Like, wouldn't they shave all of their hair off of their head? That was huge then, in that era. Completely bald, but crazy-ass beard. I love that look. I don't understand why you would do that to a

prisoner other than we're going to make you look ridiculous. I guess they're easier to catch that way because they didn't have uniforms. So if they run, look for the guy with the stupid haircut and crazy beard and Hugh Jackman cleaned his shit up and that's why for the rest of the movie Javert has no idea who he is.

You look familiar to me. I don't have a crazy beard, and I'm not shaved anymore. Spoiler. But later in the movie, you see he is shaved. All right, guys. So, Kurt Russell movies. Let's do this. Is it Soldier?

The answer is Computer War Tennis Shoes. That's it. Movies where Kurt Russell is friends. This lady is right about Kurt Russell. Fucking. He's amazing in Grindhouse. What's that half of the movie called? Death Proof.

Death Proof. He's amazing in Death Proof. Death Proof. He's amazing in Death Proof. Death Proof should have been his Pulp Fiction. It should have done for him what Pulp Fiction did for John Travolta. Little China? Gotta love him that. Big Trouble Little China? Come on. That's her movie.

That's her movie. Escape from New York, Snake Plissken. Of course. John Carpenter's The Thing. Fucking Soldier. Miracle. Miracle. He gives a good inspirational speech. He's good in Soldier.

Circus Boy. Soldier. Soldier. Thank you. I didn't want to dwell on it because I'm not a fan, but he's been in some great movies. We're talking about him like he died. Yeah, yeah.

We're going to miss you. Instead, let's talk about somebody who did die, Cuba Gooding Jr. Yeah. Oh. He is in a motion picture that, as I said, is off-putting gobbledygook, and it's elaborate.

In fact, over-elaborate. And Leonard lists about... Let's go specific. He lists eight names. Doug, I can name that movie in eight names. That is a very smart opening bit.

And which order did we go in in the last game? That's a very good question. Yeah, right? Does anybody remember? I think I was next in the last game. In the last game, you were next. Yeah, I was next. So Jay's next then.

Oh, great. Good work, poker mouth. Fuck. Because I know you're Fucking just Why do you tell the next person what they're going to do Yeah yeah yeah Is there no free will anymore

Or free willy Is that a fat joke Thank you We could get a little kid in here and you could jump over him if you want We'll get Michael Jackson to sing about it I hope I could could jump over him if you want. We'll get Michael Jackson to sing about it. I hope I could. Go ahead. Make a bid.

Dave said eight. Dave took all eight names. Seven. Yes, seven. So Jeff, what do you think of that? I'll do six names. See? Dummy on the end. You didn't know for sure what he was going to do.

I think you missed your calling as a motivational speaker. But I have a good idea what BJ Shay's about to do. I'm about to ask a question. Please. I want to win for my man, so what are my options here? Either five or make him do it in six? Or go even lower.

Well, five would be lower than six. Oh, yeah, I could do that, but that's... Or go even lower. Will you stop fucking with me? With your shit that doesn't even make sense? That's, um... No, I'm not going to go lower, but I'm going to...

So say, name that movie, Jeff Dye. No, I want to do it in five. I want to do it in five. Oh, shit. You know what? This will go down as the day I couldn't even get people to play the game with any kind of strategy.

That's why I thought you were about to talk it through. You know what? I believe in you. Name it in five. Oh, shit. All right, BJ Shay. I don't know why we've reached this point.

Yes. Neither do I. I think the only thing I say backstage is, the easiest way to win is make someone else name it. But here's your five names. All right.

Lucinda Jenny. Oh, yeah. Warner Herzog. He was beautiful. Who just appeared recently with Fingers Missing and Jack Reacher. Oh, yeah. Holy fuck. Matt Salinger.

Oh. Rosalind Chow. And the great Max von Sydow. Or Sydow. I've never known for sure how you pronounce it. I think it's Sydow. Sydow? Okay. He was incredibly obnoxious and super nearby.

He was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for that. Any idea? Oh, if I did, I wouldn't have actually said I'd name it in fine. Cuba, well, those could have helped you, maybe, those names. I thought I totally screwed this up.

Boy, I have no idea. And I know it's not Yellow Tails. Yeah, because that would be Red Tails. Which is why I know it's not that, sir. You guys are making a person who's stoned and now legal to smoke weed, Washington. You're turning him into the smartest

guy on stage. Congratulations. I'm slowly beginning to understand that I probably should have passed the ball to Jeff. You should have made Jeff name it. Who wouldn't sit next to me and make me name the movie? Who would sit next to Big J

and not make him name it? It's kind of a domino effect of things that should have happened. He used that psychology on me. He was like, I know what you're going to do. I really thought you had it. It worked. I really thought Jeff had it.

That's why I took this shot. Was I wrong about that? You were way wrong. I don't know. I was going to have him name it an eight, but I know you would have snapped at me again. I'm so out of line when I do that.

Well, congratulations to everybody. I have no idea. Congratulations to everybody. Everybody else but you. Sorry. Let's just hear it for ourselves. Where's the clapping lady? Kurt Russell. The remaining names, of course, are Annabella Sciorra, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Robin Williams.

And it took place in heaven or some shit. And it was called What Dreams May Come. I do know that movie. What Dreams May Come. The Green Bay Packers scored. It's 14-7. So Dave Shumka's our winner. Yeah. The Green Bay Packers scored. It's 14 to 7. Oh, shit. So Dave Shumka's our winner.

Yeah. Yeah. Well done. So I don't need that posted anymore. And also the person that you meant, her name is Jessica, or no, Kate Capshaw. Kate Capshaw.

That's who she meant. She wrote the broad from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The blonde broad. She's pretty annoying in that movie. She was married to Steven Spielberg at the time. Still is. But I love that movie. Because, you know, I love any movie where somebody says,

Okie dokie, Dr. Jones. Hang on to your potatoes. Idaho. Okay, so give me the name tags with the shitheads on the back, gentlemen, and I will read those as a consolation prize. You can do Josh's last.

Why? Because it's a good one. Oh, okay. And come get your prize and bread. Yeah, come get your prize bag and your bread. Hey, okay. And come get your prize and bread. Yeah, come get your prize bag and your bread. Hey, Molly. What was the other thing? Oh, yeah. Thank you for asking. Yellowtail. We're out of time. You did it, Molly You did it, Molly

Molly is one of my favorite names I'm never going to have a child But if I do Look out world, it's a boy named Molly I like Jamarcus I do. Look out, world. It's a boy named Molly. I like Jamarcus. The D's silent. Oh my god, you guys have the most

complicated shitheads. Speaking of complicated shitheads, Jay, is there anything you'd like to plug? Anything I want to plug? Yeah, what would you like to plug, buddy? Hollings Worthless Podcast.

Yeah, check it out, everybody. Thanks, guys. Jeff Dye, two shows here tonight. Two shows tonight. Two tickets are available for $10.30 if you want to come by. It's going to be a hoot. And then also season two of Money from Strangers airs in February. So watch that.

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weekdays on KISW. Yeah, thank you. Also, if I could, for all people who just love geeky stuff, our podcast, BJ Shea's Geek Nation,

which you can just, it's on iTunes. And for all you geeks out there, it's like a morning show for geeks, really. Yeah, yeah. It's just, all you do is shit

on the Hobbit. And Yellowtail will be extensively speaking about that. Dave Shumka. Stop podcasting yourself at MaximumFun.org. That sounds like an email address. Just go to MaximumFun.org. Okay. And get it.

And check out that podcast. And thanks for coming down from up north to be here today. My pleasure. Thanks for having me. Thanks to everybody. Let's hear it for everybody. Yeah. And thank you to Parler Live and to all the folks that came to Bellevue from wherever you came from.

Seattle, Tacoma. Kent. Kent. Spokane, Spokane. Yeah, nice. Very well done. And as always, I don't even know which ones to read first

because I have no idea what's going to get the biggest reaction out of all of these, but I'm going to take the biggest reaction out of all of these but I'm going to take a guess. First of all, this one is in three parts. As always, one, the Wainaaachi Comedy Festival

is two, at Alex Andre Whaley and three, at M. Johnny 3 is the shithead. It's a complicated shithead 2, at Alex Andre Whaley, and 3, at M Johnny 3, is a shithead. It's a complicated shithead on the back of an Amber Alert poster. I'll pass that back down to him.

And Lee Owen and Michael Irvin is a shithead. That's true. And I'll do it in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. It's not a tumor. The Atlanta Falcons is a shithead. Now it's time to duck to watch another talk. The Atlanta Falcons is the shithead.