Doug Loves Movies - Jessie Johnson, Willie Simon and Kate Willett guest

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 as it pops or curdles in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey hey hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you for the first, I can't even believe I'm saying this, it's the first time ever from a venue that I've done standup in many times, the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! It's Saturday afternoon, June 8th, 2024. Happy Pride, everybody.

Yeah. Thanks. I know there's a big Pride parade going on in D.C. today, so that's the only reason I appreciate everybody coming to this instead. Somebody just sounded shocked and then is probably gonna run out of the room. Let's get to every, oh, did I say what date it is?

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Shh! And answer! Amazing. Thank you so much, everybody. Whoo! That's right. Applause for yourselves. Yeah. Okay, so I always bring a prize bag, you know, full of silly stuff and then that's something that's going to be given away today to a, you know, quote unquote lucky audience member. I often like to say say it's just especially if you're going out somewhere else after this

It's just a burden for the rest of the evening to hang on to this crap But I got it's a lovely tote bag because nobody who here, you know has enough tote bags probably nobody I like to have one for every day of the month. So I'm giving this one away though. It says find non-human teachers on it. So it's some sort of thing about nature, I guess. And it's pro-nature, anti-robot. In the bag we've got a couple of pins from Rockin' Pins, one's Douglas movies and one's my face, Doug Benson, and then from my friends at HEMPIR, this really cool, it's a thing you could store your weed in but it's also a works as a grinder so it's like a two in

one. TSA loves it, they love to look at it and wonder what it does and never get the answer because I'm not going to squeal. And then a sticker. These are rare, hard to get a hold of. Probably no one would want to get a hold of one. It's a sticker that was used to promote the movie Pool Man starring Chris Pine. It doesn't say pool man on it so it's really it's really a mysterious item that anybody should enjoy having. Here this is a blow-up when you blow it up it's it's a fake it's like a trophy so I'll blow that up during the course of the show to make it ready for whoever wins. This might be the best thing in here because we're all the way over here on the East Coast and I brought a copy of Los Angeles Magazine

and it's got Kaylee Cuoco on the cover but you'd never guess that that's Kaylee Cuoco. It's a really terrible shot of her. So shout out to LA magazine for fucking that up and then finally this is what I think is the best thing in here you may not agree but it's a bucket hat that says M&Ms on it and it's reversible you could go all M&M yeah you could go colorful all M's on your hat, or you can flip it out, and then it just says a few M's on one side, and then on the back it says M&M's sweet tour, whatever that means. I did not go to a M&M's tour to get this.

All of that is going home with some extremely lucky person today. So, congratulations in advance. Are you ready to meet our guests? This is so cool because I've got three people here that happen to all be in town performing at various venues and we will get into all of that once they're out here. Please give a warm welcome to Jesse Johnson, Willie Simon and Kate Willett!

Come on up, take a seat. Welcome. Yes. Oh, that's so great. I could see everybody. Enjoy the I know some of you performed here last night. This moat up front is really fascinating.

It's almost like it was built for doing shows during COVID. Like there's this whole huge area right in front of the stage that is just empty. And I'm just going to It's almost like it was built for doing shows during COVID. There's this whole huge area right in front of the stage that is just empty and I kind of love it. Because also those would be weird seats for people to have because you'd be so low looking up at us.

But anyway. I think that's where the orchestra usually plays. Right? Oh my God, that'd be so perfect to have live music accompaniments of films here. I know there's still lots of fun film things going on here at the Arlington Draft House. Like, you know, they'll do marathons of, you know, movies that have sequels and stuff. And they'll do like a big Lebowski night.

And I even think Lebowski is on the menu. The white Russian on the menu here is called a think Lebowski is on the menu the the white Russian on the menu here is called a big Lebowski but enough about my drinking problem let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name that means that our first guest headlined right here last night and tonight at the Allington Draft House, it's Jesse Jetsky Johnson! Hey Jesse! Hey Doug! This is our first time doing something together. I see your name all the time in my socials and, because you're a regular at the Comedy Store in LA, and always in shows there and stuff.

And so I'm happy to have you here, but my question is, why Jet Ski? How did the Jet Ski get in there, in Jesse Jet Ski Johnson? It's so unmagical. It was at an open mic in Arizona, where I'm from and where I started Stand Up, and out there you've got like 10 minutes for your open mics. In LA it's three minutes. There's so many people and this guy went up for the first time and

did a 10 minute story about going on a jet ski and he used the word jet ski a million times and my friend just said you should change your name to jet ski. And I was like, all right. And it stuck. Your friend really has power over you. I'm easily peer pressured. And then I started saying I was sponsored by Kawasaki and it just spread and it's good branding. There's a lot of Jesse Johnson's but there's only one jetski. Yeah, and how often have you jetskied in your life? I've never been on a jet ski. I love it. Because I see your name all the time, Jesse Jetski Johnson.

And I was always just like, oh, it just must be that like, you know, jetski does sound very close to Jesse. So like it had to start from something like that. I assumed like you had like a niece or a nephew that was a tiny kid that accidentally called you that you know, like, like, because my niece has called me Uncle Dunk for a long time. And fortunately, I didn't take that to the world and turn it into a thing that I be called for the rest of my career.

But you've really committed to jet ski and I would love to, maybe someday we can do one of these where we give away a jet ski to an audience member. I would love that. That would be almost as good as the stuff I brought. There's one under your seat right now. It's inflatable though. It's not great. All right. Well, as we just heard from her, let's say hello everybody to Kate Willett. Hello. I'm sorry I was lying about the jet ski under your seat.

Yeah, you really started off, people got excited. I saw a few people look. But Kate is a returning champion having won on a recent episode of the show so here to defend your title and performing across the river in DC at the the improv you there last night and tonight and tomorrow so if you're comedied out today, please come tomorrow. Yeah, that would work. This won't be out, this will be released late tomorrow night, so it'll be too late for the listeners to come see you, but I still just wanted to mention it for all these kind folks here. Yeah. Hello. thank you. And you know, good luck getting back over to the improv.

I hope there's no issues with the massive street closures due to the Pride Parade. Well, I pre-ordered the lift. I'm gonna run out right after this. Oh, love it. Yeah, and you know, hopefully the spirit of pride will carry me as a bisexual to my show. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, there was a part, I asked you to do the show a couple of days ago, but when I asked, there was a part of me that was ready for the response, oh no, it's pride in DC, I'm going to that. But you're not a parade person? I'm not that much of a parade person,

but I do have some pride activities planned for like later this month. Every city has like a different pride weekend. Yeah, they do it a different weekend. It's like Easter or something. It moves around all over the place. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, something to do with the lunar calendar and Jesus Christ. I definitely wouldn't have programmed, I wouldn't have programmed this today if I had known that such a big Pride event was going on right here, because then I would have maybe two more people in the audience.

Yeah. Well, yeah. You know, I am a bisexual. But today, instead of Pride, I'm just, I don't know, celebrating shame. I'm not sure. Yeah, and this is on a much bigger scale than if you went to the Pride,

you just yell at an occasional person, but this is, you know, people can listen to this all over the world. Yeah. And that's where Pride should be spread all over the world. This next guest, our third guest on stage, is another first timer on the show, also working at this very club this weekend.

Give it up, everybody, for Willie Simon. What's up? Good to be here, man. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming. How's your experience been so far, performing in this venue and in Arlington, Virginia? It's nice, dude. People are fucking really smart out here. I mean, it's a vapid LA audiences, dude.

You guys fucking actually, you know your shit in Virginia, dude. This is fun. All right, just note to the producers of this podcast, let's not release this in LA. Tell them I said it. I think they heard you say it. But yeah, it is kind of, I don't know if they're smarter, get references more, or more into comedy. I don't know what it is, but yeah,

like performing here really is, it's fun. Because they seem to understand everything you're saying. Or maybe it's like one big practical joke that the whole, you know, the whole area pulls out all the comics that comes to town. Let's pretend to love every word of it. You're like, look at this fucking idiot. It's funny.

Send these idiots back out there thinking, oh, if I can kill there, I can kill anywhere. But it is a good quality of crowd here. I've been playing both sides of this river for many years now, and it's always, always a good time. That's why I make the effort to come back. And before we play our little games today, I would like each of you,

I don't know if this question is gonna come out of nowhere because you know I don't necessarily expect you to know that I'm gonna ask this, but Kate knows that every episode I ask everybody to recommend one movie, like just one old or new movie, preferably something people can you know get a hold of that's not like unavailable. And yeah, that you just feel like, yeah, this is a good recommendation. I personally don't love recommending movies because you feel responsible if the person doesn't like it, but hopefully no one will reach out to you on these particular choices that you make tonight.

Jesse, can you recommend a movie? Definitely. I'm a huge Mad Max fan and the new Furiosa movie. I hope everyone sees it because the last one that came out, which is the fourth one of the series, got so much press. And I feel like this one, not a lot of people are seeing, and I really hope George Miller keeps making them. So you might, it's really jam-packed with adrenaline and shocking images so you might

be traumatized but please see it. He's always been such a great filmmaker and just amazing with just the visual language and what he does with the camera. But now he's in his 80s and he's still making this insane kick-ass movie where with so much bloodshed and violence and crazy action and crazy characters and yeah, I hope he keeps going. When I watch one of his movies, I go, I can't believe an 80-year-old directed this. And now when I watch a Clint Eastwood movie, I go, an 80-year-old directed this.

It's such a big difference, you know, but both longtime legendary filmmakers. That's an excellent choice too because of the fact that people didn't rush out to see it in theaters on the first weekend for whatever reason, but then, you know, then everybody comes out and says the box office numbers are bad and so then that makes more people go oh I don't want to go see it if it's not popular but the only reason it's not popular is because people are stupid if you like Mad Max movies you will you will like this movie it's very much in line with the whole series. All right Kate

Jumping over to you give Willie a little more time to think. I don't know if he needs it. I'm racking it So I'm going with a pride classic. Oh perfect. That's perfect for today. Yeah So this is probably a movie that a lot of people have have seen but if you haven't or even if you have you got to watch it again and it's called but I'm a cheerleader it's from the late 90s and it is it's a satire about conversion therapy with Natasha Lyon and Cleo Duvall and it is it was so important to me as a young bisexual and I really I think it stands the test of time it's a very very funny movie really cute and yeah definitely a good pick for Pride Month probably the best movie ever made that starts with the word but yeah was that

was that like theatrical or was it for like HBO or something? No, I think it was like indie art house released at the time. But you know, it has like, it was never like super, super popular, but it's one of those that has like become an enduring cult classic. Yeah, it just comes up when people are talking about, especially like Natasha Lyonne has had such an interesting career. Yeah, she's so good.

In the interim, she's such a good personality. And yeah, so it's fun to go back and watch her when she was, how old do you think she was in that? I think her and Cleo DuVal were both 18, yeah. Right on it. Like, they probably waited until they turned 18 and now we could start production. Yeah, they were gonna make the movie in 1998,

but they're like, it's dicey. This is 1999. Yeah, you know, in the 70s, they couldn't even have actual teenagers in Greece. They had to hire 40-year-olds. Yeah. Because they were so scared of depicting, like actual teenagers in Greece, they had to hire 40 year olds. Because they're, you know, so so scared of depicting, you know, the things that happen in that movie, which is just teenagers being teenagers, but they're 40.

All right. But what's the proper title? But I'm a cheerleader. But I'm a cheerleader. All right. Got itleader, yeah. All right, got it, locked it in. Willie, please recommend a movie. Hell yeah, dude. You guys ever seen Hardticket to Hawaii? Woo! Yeah, one guy, exactly, one guy. It's probably the worst movie ever made, to be honest.

It kicks so much fucking ass, dude, I love that movie. There's a guy, like... Some guy shoots a rocket launcher at a sex doll at some point in it. There's a contaminated snake. They never explain what he's contaminated with, but he's contaminated. It's like this great B-movie from the 80s. It was made by this porn company

trying to break into, like, regular movies. And they don't completely break into regular movies. There's a little bit of porn in it. But oh my God, it's the best movie ever. Watch it on acid for a full, to really get the thing. But it's great. They should have called it, but I've got a hard ticket to Hawaii.

Does it have any like known actors in it or is all? Hell no. All, all just. A single face I've seen since too. It's just a whole failure squad. Just great. Cause you know, even some of the worst movies ever made,

some actors emerge from them and have a career, you know? Yeah. But it's fun when one, just nobody. I don't even think there's a successful porn star in it. Like not even just actors. I don't even think there's a successful porn star in it. Not even just actors. Does it even have credits? Exactly. Is it just a documentary?

But what did you say what the basic premise of it is? It's so god. It's hard to explain, to be honest. My man knows. It's pretty tough. Why is it called Hard Ticket to Hawaii? It doesn't take place in Hawaii? It takes place in Hawaii.

Okay. So they got that. So somehow they already got their hard ticket? Yeah, exactly. It's a... I think this crime lord steals a diamond in Lanai, and then there's two Molokai cops have to get back the diamond.

Different islands, too. I don't know why. Okay, so now it's... They've got different islands. Now it's feeling like there were so many movies like Hard Target, you know, and Hard to Kill, that maybe they just thought they really needed the word hard in there.

Yeah, exactly. Because I don't understand, if they're all already in Hawaii, who or what needs a ticket? And why does it have to be hard? Why can't it be a soft ticket? It's a hard ticket out of Hawaii. That's what people want. That's what I think it have to be hard? Why can't it be a soft ticket? It's a hard ticket out of Hawaii. That's what people want. That's what I think it starts to sound like. Maybe they need to get out, but then again, they probably don't.

They just stay in Hawaii the whole time. Yeah, they never go anywhere else. They have the budget. They've already blown it all on being in Hawaii. Hawaiian filmmakers, I'd imagine. Or people, rich rich dudes that want to vacation in Hawaii and make a movie at the same time. It's that one. That's how White Lotus happened. Yeah, exactly.

I'm like, how do we get a movie about a hotel I really like staying at? All right, I take back White Lotus. That's a fun example hardly anybody got. Couple's Retreat, remember that one? With Jason Bate, maybe a bunch of other people. They just all got a fucking sweet vacay. They filmed their vacation basically. Like, well, we'll squabble a little bit and we also won't be real couples. Okay. So hard ticket to Hawaii, but I'm a cheerleader and Mad Max, what do you think it's called? Mad Max Furiosa?

Furiosa. A Mad Max, what do you think it's called? Mad Max Furiosa? Furiosa, a Mad Max saga. Oh, a Mad Max saga, that's right. It's a saga. And I haven't seen two of those, but I think I saw about a mature leader a long time ago, but it might be worth revisiting. All right, those are the recommendations. Now it's time for us to play some games.

After these commercial messages, we'll be right back! We're back! During the break, we picked out name tags and there was lots of good name tags in the audience so thanks everybody for bringing them but these were far and away the best, the best ones because Jesse chose a gentleman named Bobby who changed Barbie to Bobby right before our very eyes. It was magical. And then Kate went with a, has been to the show a few times before

with this name tag and it finally paid off. Pulp Thick Sean is here and Kate is playing on his behalf. And nobody applauded for Bobby Barbie. It's like the in memoriam segment on the Oscars like some people get a lot and then Willie picked what is by far the greatest achievement in name tag making in the history of this show because a gentleman that goes by Aidan changed it to airplane. You know, you turn that D upside down, it's a P, and then you throw in an L, and you move the R out of there entirely, and works it totally works my man yeah for airplane did Boeing make that and do you think you think it's safe is that name tag safe all right don't like if you're worried about Boeing planes falling apart, definitely don't ask if it's a Boeing

when you get on a commercial flight, because they all are, I think. You couldn't even make a paper plane out of his poster. It's so small. Oh, that would've been cute. Do you want to step outside and work on it and come back? No, we're going to need you Aiden. You're going to get, you're going to have to get involved

here possibly at the end, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. This first game that I would like to play today is something that I call, How Long Is It? Haven't played this one in a second. it. Haven't played this one in a second. It's a fun game where I'm going to name a thing and then the three of you have to guess how long it is.

And I played this before. It's a Price is Right style closest without going over will be the winner and we'll go in the same order that we've been going so far this show today alphabetical by first names that means that Jesse will be up first and here is what I want to know how long it is. Such clunky wording but we're stuck with it. Okay the length of time that Tom Hanks and the rest of the cast of the movie Saving Private Ryan stupidly attended boot camp to prepare for their roles in the film. In days, Jesse, how many days do you think they did fake boot camp for so that they when we're watching the movie would be like they seem like they're really in war 90 no no they're not

looking for a fiance it's let me go again. Bae, stop the laughter. I'm going to say three days. Yeah, don't just take a bunch of stabs until people stop laughing. Three days. I'll lock it in. All right. Jesse's talking again that they went to a weekend boot camp. They went and booted it up for three days and then they were satisfied.

Kate, how many days do you think they spent? You know, I feel like they would have been kind of like method acting about it, but also the budget consideration, I'm gonna go with 14 days two weeks Is what I call it Whenever anybody says to me I'll see in 14 days I'll go two weeks pal Cuz that seems a lot shorter. That's a fortnight actually

That's a fortnight actually. I'll see you in a fortnight. Is fortnight a video game? No I think fortnight I think is the like old like the Shakespeare time for two weeks. Yeah. But how long that meant two weeks fortnight. I think so. Seems like yeah I guess that's how long it took to build a fort to build a fort. Listen I can have a fort for you but it's gonna take me two weeks sold if

it's in 14 days you got it one fortnight maybe somewhere to be I'll see you three fortnights then now somebody's got all this math to do. Seems like it could be a lot easier. Okay, so 14 days says Kate. What do you think, Willie? Did you see Saving Private Ryan? Oh, yeah, dude. I was pretty convinced by their boot camp stuff, too, you know? Seemed like they were really with it. Well, yeah, at the time it came out a million years ago, I remember there was a lot of, you know, the behind the scenes, the BTS,

was a lot about these guys really went through boot camp and I was already like who fucking cares like Fucking Harrison Ford's never really been in space on the Millennium Falcon Somehow he managed to pull off a believable portrayal Especially when it comes to war because little boys play war all the time. Like, it's the easiest acting to do, especially if they make an explosion go off right next to you, you're gonna flinch. I don't know why you'd have to be able

to do a lot of sit-ups, but anyway. I wonder how long the guy who picked up his arm had to go to boot camp. What was that? No, when you read about that Normandy Beach scene, it's really, it's horrifying because they hired a bunch of, you know, amputees. And then, yeah, so everybody loses an arm or a leg.

This is, they weren't as CGI crazy back then. They were like, no, we really need a guy who's gonna not have an arm. Yeah. You think it was his real arm he was picking up? He's like, no, no, no. We dug it up. No, no. We found it.

He got to keep it. He saved it in case he was ever in a movie. Hey guys, I have my arm if that helps. Yikes. But seriously, respect veterans. Okay, so, but that movie is wild because Matt Damon, who plays the titular character, Private Ryan, this is a spoiler, I guess, saying this, because they trick you at the beginning, they try to make you think Private Ryan is somebody we already, anyway. Matt Damon didn't have to go to boot camp because Steven Spielberg was like, you know, he didn't train with all those other guys

in the movie, he's separate, they're looking for him. So they wanted, you know, all the guys in the movie to have resentment towards Matt Damon. Like he gets to rub it in his face, I didn't have to go to boot camp, how do you like them apples? And I think that's why to this day Jimmy Kimmel sits on Matt Damon every chance he gets because that fucker didn't have to go to boot camp

to be in that movie. So how long do you think, Willie? I think like a week. You're going seven days? I'm going a week. Seven days, half a fortnight. Okay. Yeah, what you wanna do is you wanna take a fortnight

and you wanna just slice it in half, just finely slice. All right, so we have, Jesse thinks they went for a weekend, Kate says they went for a fortnight, and Willie says that they went for half a fortnight. The lamest of all fortnights. And the correct answer is one week. They did it for seven days.

Damn right. Oh, good job. Congratulations, Willie. You knew it all the way. You won the first game today, Willie. And what that means is that you get to go first in our second game. What an honor. Yeah, that means is that you get to go first in our second game. What an honor.

Yeah, that's really all you get for it. But you know, it could end up coming in handy. So and this next game will start with Willie and then we'll go to Kate and then we'll go to Jesse. And the game is something that I just made up. It's the first time we've ever played it. Special for this particular region and it's because the game is called DMV. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Now, where I'm from and where a lot of the listeners are from is a place where when you hear the letters DMV, you think Department of Motor Vehicles and it means you have to go stand in a fucking broke ass line waiting to get your renewal of your license or whatever reason is you have to go to the DMV. But when you're watching TV, I've been coming here for years, and when you're watching TV in your hotel room in Arlington or DC or in Maryland, Baltimore, they just keep saying here in the DMV. They keep referring to the region as the DMV, which to a Californian is absolutely horrifying.

If you had ever said to me, hey, do you want to go visit the DMV? I mean, like the demilitarized phone? This is absolutely horrifying. If you had ever said to me, hey, do you want to go visit the DMV? I mean, like the demilitarized phone. But anyway, I thought I'm going to have some fun with this DMV thing because it stands for DC, Maryland. And vehicles. DC, Maryland, and Virginia. So in this game, those are the three possible answers.

So I'll tell Willie the name of a motion picture, and you have to tell me if it was partially or completely filmed in DC, Maryland, or Virginia. Why would anyone know the difference between the three? That's what makes it an exciting game because they're all right up against each other and I had to work hard to find ones that didn't do some nonsense like filming two out of the three and hopefully I did my research accurately, but we'll bring the corrections department into it later, if necessary. All right. Willie, did you grasp all of that? I think I got it. It makes sense. Just say DC, Maryland, or Virginia, which one of these was a filming location for Dirty Dancing?

Ooh. Not to be confused with Dirty Dancing, who gets mentioned at the beginning of every episode with an audience. So, DC, Maryland, or Virginia, the film Dirty Dancing. Feels like a Virginia movie. It does? What about it makes it feel like a Virginia movie? Don't do this to me.

You son of a bitch. Don't make me qualify this. It's in a dirty bar at some point, I think. I have no idea. You really, that's just Virginia jumps in at some point, I think. I have no idea. You really, that's just Virginia jumps in here and is the dirtiest. I know here in Arlington, the water's not great, right? Yeah, exactly. The water's kind of dirty for a couple of days.

You're supposed to boil it, but they'll spring back. I think Arlington's going to be fine. This was supposed to be a bit of a trick question because the film takes place in the Catskills, which would be not in any of these places, but in fact they did film it in Pembroke, Virginia. Come on! Come on! How am I so good at this? We're all asking ourselves that. Come on! How am I so good at this?

We're all asking ourselves that. Willie is on the board. Yeah. You and you, dude. You guys are taking off? I'm doing the foray. Did you hear that? Jesse said you guys are taking off. Airplane, get it?

All right, but also you were, you don't have to interact with him when he's trying to figure out the answer. You're not a team. You can, you just have to sit there and hope that he does well. And he did, he's on the board. He's got one point, but now we start with Kate on this next one.

Did you see Dirty Dancing, Kate? I did watch it when I was a teenager, but it's been a long time. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. It's a weird movie. You don't really go in. You go into it thinking, oh, this

is going to be about dancing. And then it's about abortion. They really pull a fast one on you. Yeah, who among us hasn't been there? Okay, enough fun with abortion. Let's go. Let's instead have fun with the motion picture Lincoln. Lincoln starring Daniel Day-Lewis, directed by the aforementioned Steven Spielberg. Where do you think of the three choices they shot Lincoln?

No. I... Okay, let me clarify. The question isn't where was Lincoln shot. The question is where was the film Lincoln shot? Well, I feel like this is going to be a trick question, but I'm going to go with DC because I'm assuming there were some shots of DC in there. Well, you know, they got to show him like looking at the Lincoln Memorial and going, wow, this time machine helped me to see this creation.

But I'm sorry, Kate, that is incorrect. I had a feeling. Sound logic. It was sound logic. But you know me and my games. Sometimes sound logic doesn't work out so good. Jesse, what do you think between the two remaining choices? If you miss Willie, he's just gonna be sitting pretty

because he's gonna have the third option and he'll get the gimme point. So you got a 50-50 here. I was also thinking the Lincoln Monument would have been in the movie. So, but I'm gonna go with Marilyn because there's no way you're gonna have Virginia as the answer twice in a row. Okay so you really haven't listened to this show.

Because... I'm gonna go with Virginia. It's too late. Maryland is incorrect. Willie? Do I even gotta say it, dude? Virginia. Yeah, yeah. Let's go. I don't know how you got there, but you figured it out, Willie.

You are on a lonely street. I almost said DC. I was pretty close to saying DC. Willie does it again. But yeah, they just sat around shooting. Cause most of the movie takes place in like some old ass courthouse or something. And yeah, so they managed to shoot it in Virginia. Okay, so Willie's got two points, Kate. So this is time to really,

gotta really come to life here. Did you see that Lincoln movie? I have not seen that movie. It's good. I really like it, because it's just all about the passing of the, whatever amendment it was, that abolished slavery.

Do you even know which number that was? I think 14. 14, let's go 14. I gotta get that locked into my mind. Juneteenth is coming up. I'd be silly to not know that. I'm pretty sure it's 18. Oh, okay.

See, really knows everything is what we're learning. Is it 18? No, 13. Is it the 13th of my mind? 13. Okay. Yeah. Take it easy.

Some guy coughed it in the audience. The classic coughing like in Animal House when Volusia goes, Roll job! Okay. Oh, Kate, it's your turn. I got all hung up on that Lincoln nonsense. Apologies for bringing it up. Also apologies for bringing up this next movie. It's a bit old. My Dinner with Andre. Yeah, the longtime film fans know what I'm talking

about. It's Wallace Shawn and Andre Gregory just having a conversation in a diner for an entire film. About a 90-minute movie. Where do you think they shot that? Is my turn? Yeah. Okay. Where do you think they shot that Kate? Okay, shout out that, Kate. DC, Maryland, or Virginia? Not DC. I'm gonna go with Maryland, I guess. Maryland? Maryland's incorrect. Ah! Sorry.

I'm so bad. Sorry. Jessie? You got two choices. This is so hard. I know you love a 50-50. I know. I thought I was in DC this whole time.

Like, I'm just learning I'm in Virginia currently. This is really tough. I never traveled much until this last year. So the options are Virginia. Someone booked you on this show and told you it was in DC? No, but everybody was like, oh, I'm going to Arlington. They're like, oh, have fun in DC. Right, because they know you.

They know you're going to check out a monument or two. I've already seen you on the social media. That one looks like a dick. Yeah. And I don't think the Jefferson Memorial looks like a dick at all, to be honest with you. But, you know, everybody's got their own perspective. I've never seen one but I feel like Virginia and DC are the options for the movie I've forgotten already. It's called My Dinner with Andre. Very unique film.

Never made a sequel. I'm gonna go with Virginia. Virginia is correct! You did it! Yay! Jesse is on the board. It feels pretty good, I'm not gonna lie. It was shot in an abandoned hotel somewhere here in Virginia in the wintertime. Yeah and in the dialogue in the film they talk about that electric blankets are evil but yet they also had to use them on the set because everyone is so cold. But I like to imagine is you know the diner just up the street here. People love that place. Yeah. Bob and Edith. Yeah, yeah. It's like Ruth's

Chris, but it's a diner. Bob and Edith. And everybody raves about it, so shout out to them. And I'm just going to tell people my dinner with Andre was filmed there. Just going to spread that around. All right, so Jesse just got the points, so we start with Willie on this next one. You can really fly out into the lead, Willie, if you get this one right. Oh no. DC, Maryland or Virginia, DC cab.

I feel like I'm getting tricked here. Starring Mr. T and Bill Maher, I feel like I'm getting tricked here. Starring Mr. T and Bill Maher, if there's ever been a greater cast of a comedy. That sounds like a crazy right-wing podcast right now. I don't know where Mr. T stands. I'm not sure. He's got a lot of money probably. I feel like I'm going to be devastated to learn where he stands.

I'm going be devastated to learn where he stands I'm gonna go This movie DC cab was rated R and mr. T was just like kids liked him like he wasn't like an adult like Adults weren't into mr. T. So it was really there was like controversy over him being in an R rated movie like Parental groups complained he's for the children. Oh, yeah that guy That guy's your children's clown? Okay. Which one did you say? I'm gonna go with DC.

You're going DC for DC Cab? Yeah. You also have not listened to this program. It was filmed entirely in DC. That is correct. Thank you. Willie's running away with this thing, but let's just for fun, let's let, let's give Kate a chance to get on the board here and tell me Kate, which one DC, Maryland or Virginia,

the exorcist. Oh, I have seen this movie and, oh man, I remember this movie, but I'm like, where is it set? Okay, man, I'm trying to remember if there were shots of DC, but all I can remember is the girl's head spinning. And, I'll go with, I think, I think, but all I can remember is the girl's head spinning. And... Um... I'll go with... I think this is probably wrong,

but I'm gonna go with Maryland? No, no! Uh... Would that be weird, like, if on Jeopardy, when somebody got something wrong, before they buzz it, you hear the whole audience, oh... You fuck up. and somebody got something wrong before they buzz it, you hear the whole audience, oh. You fuck up.

This is, I'm not on the right street today. The audience sympathy was so, so hard. That was a hard ticket to sympathy. And I'm sorry, that is incorrect. What if I made my head spin around right now as part of the theme? It would be the perfect reaction. Yeah. Just spit pea soup all over everybody.

At least it'll be like, at least it's not the local water. Okay, so Jessie. Oh, we're still playing this game. Two remaining choices. Which one did you say, Kate? I said Maryland. Yeah. So now say the right answer, Jesse. I'm going to go with DC or Virginia. DC. DC is correct.

I don't think they show like shots of monuments, but the whole thing, basically the whole story takes place in Georgetown. Yeah, essentially. So you see a lot of DC, but it's not like a touristy DC. And they mentioned that that's I think it's supposed to, you know, that's where it's supposed to be. Can I say the only thing I remember from that movie my dad we showed it to me when I was eight and it was on a VCR and he didn't want me to be scared so he showed me the subliminal messages in the movie they're like clown people and we went frame by frame until it popped up and that was way scarier than just seeing it flash by. Yeah I don't I think it's subliminal I think you might not have known you saw it,

but your dad really hooked you up. He's like, don't be scared. Don't let this in your subconscious. Make sure you see this horrifying thing that happens briefly in a horrifying movie. Like the whole movie is just not for children, but you know, that's what kids want to see it because it's got Mr. T in it.

So, since I won't be playing this game anytime soon, I'm just going to throw out there. Do any of you think you know where the Blair Witch project was filmed? The audience people have already said it. Please don't do that. But we're just playing for fun. It's true. Any guesses? Marilyn? I don't do that. But we're just playing for fun, it's true.

Any guesses? Marilyn? I don't know. It's not your guess. I'm gonna go Marilyn, yeah. I never watched that one, like too scary. Yeah, it's very terrifying to the point of people believed in it, like people believed that it was real. I never went that far, but it is a creepy ass movie that they shot in Maryland. Yeah,

some backwoods Montgomery County in Maryland. And then also I just had in case we had a, you know, needed a tiebreaker outside the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds was shot partially in Virginia. So there you have it. All right, so Willie, congratulations. You won that game. You are killing it. Yeah, and that means that you get to go first in our final game, and that's the one that determines the winner today, so it's a good one to get to go first in. Beautiful. Yeah, you're really sitting pretty.

And we're going to get to that game right after these words. We'll be right back. We're back! We had a lot of fun during the commercial break and I warned everybody that this next game is the one that really matters today because that's going to determine our winner. Willie is going to go first in a game I call Last Person Standing. Terrifying name. It's an elimination game where each of you are going to take turns, along with me, and I like to play along.

I can't win, but I like to play along, I can't win, but I like to play along, we'll take turns naming movies that feature any one of three actresses whose names will be determined right now by the people whose name tags you chose. So they have to carefully select an actress that the person who's playing for you, you know, actress you think they might know a lot of their their film work, a lot of their film titles, and it's exact titles so it gets a little tricky if you

start talking about sequels. Okay so Jesse where was your name tag at? Bobby? Bobby. Bobby Barbie. Bobby Barbie, please name an actress that you would like us to feature in this game today. Carrie Fisher. Carrie Fisher. Okay. Jesse does not seem confident.

I don't know any references. Carrie, it doesn't feel like you really kind of felt her vibe and then decided to pick somebody. You're like, well, she might know a lot of movies of this dead actress who hasn't been in a movie in, how long has it been now? Probably a decade. Carrie Fisher, great actress though.

Nice person. Let's move on. Kate, where's your name tag at? Where's Piltic Sean? Right up front there. Sean? Kate Blanchett. That's another one that I'm not gonna even look and see what Jesse's doing. I don't know anything, man. Well, you know, you still get to sit here and drink your beer if you don't do well and just have a laugh. I have to stay up here when I'm eliminated. Yeah, you gotta stay because we want to do your plugs at the end. It's humiliating. Yeah, you just have to hang out while the game goes on and on and on.

You'll feel terrible. All right. Hopefully, let's hope that Willie's airplane over there. Don't screw me, Aiden. What have you got, Aiden? Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver, you son of a bitch, dude. I'm fucked. I am screwed. Wow, okay. All right. Well, the films of Carrie Fisher, Kate Blanchett, and Sigourney Weaver.

You know, I do have other plans tonight, so I was thinking it would be good to get out of here early. And thank you for helping me out in that particular endeavor. Are you feeling strong on any of these actresses, Kate? I can think of at least one movie for all of them. Oh, that's good. I think that might put you in a power position. Kate's going to take it. How are you feeling about it, Willie? Do you know a few movies these actresses? I uh, I know Carrie Fisher don't yeah, don't say any Maybe a Cain Blanchett Aiden you really hung me out to dry here with Sigourney Weaver. I'm not gonna lie, but uh, I know the name

Yeah, so pretty good Now we just played her recently on the show and she's she's a tough one because she's such a chameleon and people just started getting her confused with other actresses and stuff, but she's got a few. I'll take some of those on for everybody. Jesse, which one are you strongest in, do you feel like, of those three? Carrie Fisher. Yeah, right? I agree.

Okay. We can use our phones though, right? Well, here's an interesting thing. I was decided today, of all days, this is kind of perfect, to bring back a feature that we tried on the show a few times. And it's weird, and I don't know how good a reception phones get in here, but I'm willing to put back in a lifeline where you call a celebrity. It has to be somebody that we all agree is famous enough to be considered a celebrity

and then you can call them up and ask them to help you. And they'll be like, what is happening? First of all, they'll be shocked. They won't like that their phone is ringing. They'll pick it up and they'll be in a bad mood. And then you'll say, hey, we're here to do some trivia. And so it's tricky. So I don't know if you necessarily have someone

that you can call. So the other thing you have to rely on is just once It's tricky, so I don't know if you necessarily have someone that you can call. So the other thing you have to rely on is just once you can go to the person who put you in this position. So like you can go to Aiden and say, you know, give me a Cate Blanchett or, you know, so you each get one lifeline with your audience member. You can go to them once. Okay. audience member you can go to them once okay and we're gonna start off with

Willie and then we'll go to Kate then me then Jesse and Willie and around like that until everybody's knocked out somebody's going on with this beautiful for the listeners I blew up the trophy during the break. It's an inflatable trophy. It says champion. Don't sweat, it's gonna be fine. All right, Willie, start us off. A film featuring any one of those three actresses

who I'm not off the top of my head. I don't think any of them work together at any point, but you never know. All right, I'm going to Carrie Fisher's Star Wars, A New Hope. Yes, hey. Yeah, I would have accepted Star Wars because that's what it was called at one time,

but also it's nice to add the new hope in there since they went back and did that Alright Kate So I'm Kate Blanchett Carol Yeah That's right. I Would have I personally would have saved that one for a little while. I don't think it's gonna come up, but that's an excellent, excellent choice. I'll just take a Cate Blanchett off the table.

See one, the Oscar for Blue Jasmine. Yeah. And also don't feel bad if they don't clap wildly when you answer. Sometimes they clap more for audience, just because they like the movie. They're into that particular movie. Or they don't clap because they don't like a particular movie. But you're still in the game no matter how much clapping they do.

What's your first answer or do you want to go to one of your lifelines? If I get it wrong, can I go to a lifeline? Get it wrong? You're gonna take a wild stab right out of the gate? Yeah. Okay let's take take the stab I'm willing to. And then if I get it wrong I'll take another stab OJ style. Let's do it. Okay. How many stabs did that take? I might need a lot. Probably 12 to 15. No, what a horrifying concept.

One guy's laughing way too hard at the stabbing jokes. Okay, what's your answer? Wasn't Sigourney Weaver and avatar? Yeah No way you guys All right, so I and then also when you hear the other answers it might help you to think of a potential answer So you're still in this really can I say a Star Wars episode 5 for Carrie Fisher is that allowed yeah which one was that that was uh that was the hey shut up no hang on

that's a return of the Jedi I No, that's the sixth one. Wait, yeah, you might not want to get into this, because it's a little tricky. I see the front row wants to kick my ass now. I'm forgetting it wrong. Empire Strikes Back. Pope Fickshaw wants to fight me outside. Yeah, I think the numbers are throwing you off, I think, a little bit. Just do what?

Do you have a non-Star Wars answer? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No Kate Blanchett. I was asking him if he had any Kate Blanchett movies. Oh, man. And then the third person is Sigourney Weaver, who was, of course, in Avatar. Sigourney Weaver... So she might have... She's probably...

I can place her face now. Very likely to be in... Hey, you're helping him. Yeah. That was my second one. He's not gonna know the subtitle. He's not gonna know the whole title. There's a problem with that one. He's not going to know the subtitle. He's not going to know the whole title. There's a problem with that one.

Yeah. So you want to go to your lifeline? Yeah, I'm going to do my lifeline, Aiden. Help me out. Let's go, Aiden. Give him a Cate Blanchett that he should have known. He was Sigourney Weaver. Well, OK.

You can give him a Sigourney Weaver if you want. But she's really in a lot of big popular movies. Alien. Huh? There you go. Pretty good. Sigourney Weaver is an alien. It's true. All right. Kate. And I could do any of these or? Any of the actresses, yeah. Any of the actresses.

Just any movie that any of those three were in and you are golden. We got Avatar, we got Alien. So far, Chris Sigourney. I think Kate Blanchett was in Snowpiercer. See that's what happens is there's another incredible actress that I think is in Snowpiercer. No that's Tilda Swinton. Yes. Oh gosh no I always mix them up in my mind. Oh yeah and you should see how badly this game goes when somebody in the audience suggests Tilda Swinton. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What else you got you want to you want to lifeline it? Are you going to I'm gonna lifeline it to fix Sean Yeah, yeah, Sean's got something for sure

Talented mr. Ripley has Kate Blanchett in it right, yeah, I Always get that one screws me up cuz Gwyneth Paltrow is in it too. So I immediately start thinking am I just Confusing the two of them. But anyway, you're still in it, Kate. Okay. Yeah, great, great job. All right, so I'm going to say Alien to the Third, Alien 3, directed by David Fincher. Jesse?

I'm going to jump off a ledge here. Is it Alien vs Predator? Oh wow! Is she in that one? You really did jump off of something there. Because I was, that really surprised me. I was like, wait, yeah, is she in that? No, no, she's not.

Can I call my lifeline? Yes, yes. Okay. Yeah, where's your lifeline at? Oh, wait. Did you already use your? Oh, you didn't use it yet. No, not yet. OK, OK.

I'm hanging on. When Harry met Sally's got Carrie Fisher in it. That's right. Yeah. She's married. In the movie, she's married to the late, great Bruno Kirby. And they're friends with Harry and Sally. All right, so good job, Bobby.

You saved her, and she lives to play another day. So far we've mentioned Alien, Alien 3. (*audience laughs*) Avatar 1. Talented Mr. Ripley one. What do you got, Willie? I think I'm wrong about this. I think maybe Sigourney Weaver was in The Thing. No. No. The first thing that John Carpenter directed, the cast was all men.

And then they remade it and Mary Elizabeth Winstead was the Kurt Russell character. Still played it as a man? No. But do you want to call somebody? Do you have a celebrity friend you could call? Let me see. Probably not. You want to call Jessie? See if she picks up? I think Jessie is my most famous friend I Love that he's scrolling through his friends. Yes. You guys ever heard of Billy Anderson People are excited about Billy Anderson, let's get Billy Anderson a call go

Fucking ring. Yeah, see what Billy's gotta say. We'll call it, dude. Now do you know what to ask him? Who the hell is Sigourney Weaver? That's what I'm gonna... Don't, make sure he doesn't say a bunch of titles. You just need one. Willie Simon, how you doing, bud? See, we know each other, dude. What's up, Billy?

I'm doing Doug Loves Movies right now, and I need a Sigourney Weaver movie. You need us aliens. Aliens, let's go! Let's go! right now and I need a Sigourney Weaver movie. You need us aliens. Aliens. Let's go. Let's go. My fucking man.

Billy, you're a lifesaver. I love you. Yeah. Great job. Billy Anderson, everybody. Billy. Is he here? Is he in the back of the room?

Yeah, exactly. He's fucking driving. That's why I kept saying alien and alien three because in between those two is alien and alien two. Is he is he here is he in the back of the room exactly he's fucking driving That's why I kept saying alien and alien 3 because in between those two is aliens Just like how the new twisters just called twisters, you know, and they have to have this plotline where they're like there's more than one You know, and they have to have this plot line where they're like, there's more than one But the first alien have more than one anyway, okay So I guess they only fought one alien through the first alien. Okay, so you're still you're still in it, will we? Yeah, you're still hanging in there. You might

Get a better idea who? Sigourney is as we continue Kate Okay, this is this one's gonna be a stretch who Sigourney is as we continue. Kate. Okay, this one's gonna be a stretch, but I feel like I have seen, like Kate, I know that she has been in various movies about British royalty, I think, and so I don't know,

but I feel like she might've been in Elizabeth, movie called Elizabeth? Yes. Okay, cool called Elizabeth? Yes. Okay, cool. Correct, nice. Yes! Yes! Okay, I'm gonna go with Elizabeth II, The Golden Age.

I think that's what it's called. And I'll go with Elizabeth III. All right, let me see if I, this is fun now. I'm gonna try to, sorry Kate, but I'm gonna try to help Jesse and Willie. For Sigourney Weaver, I'm gonna say Ghostbusters. Okay. Jesse?

Is it Ghostbusters? Wait, that's the hint? That's my answer. Yeah. And then you say? Ghostbusters 2? That is correct. Did you see the one that was all ladies, Willie?

Yeah, well I heard about it. What was that one? I didn't watch, sorry. What was that one called? I think that one's Ghostbusters Ladies Night. No, that's notbusters Ladies Night. No, that's not what it's called. You had to fuck around.

I just handed you that one. Because it's also called Ghostbusters. All right, Kate. So any of these actresses? Yeah. I am almost out of. That's OK. We're almost out of time anyway.

It's perfect. out of that's okay we're almost out of time anyway okay okay okay I can't think of any more okay what are you what are your lifeline situations you go to one yet um I don't have my phone you went to Sean and you didn't bring your phone up here I didn't bring my phone just absolutely fucked um Yeah I think so but I feel like I did see Sigourney I have seen all these actresses in a lot of movies but I can't remember I know that there was a play that Carrie Fisher was in. What was that called? I forgot but she did an amazing one-person show at the Berkeley Rep. I'm like, my name is just, the name of it is just,

is escaping me. What's the name of the book that Carrie Fisher wrote? That they turned into a movie starring Meryl Streep. I don't know if Carrie Fisher's in it though. She is? She makes a cameo? I don't know if Carrie Fisher's in it though. She is. She is? She makes a cameo?

I think it has to do with alcoholism. I'm just going to tell you because you're right. It's what you do when you're drunk. You write postcards from the edge. Yeah. Oh. Postcards from the edge. Okay.

So I'm just going to call it and say that... Well, let's just... I'll drop out. Oh, actually, let me think if I can think of another title that will help somebody. Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, or, you know, Star Wars Episode four, The Empire Strikes Back. Jesse? Four, wait, what? What's the? Three, four. That's five, you idiot.

That should be episode five, yes, five. New Hope's four, that's right. Okay, so five. What do you got, Jesse? Is it A Force Awakens? No, let me, uh-uh. Is that? You're gonna call somebody?

Let me call somebody. Oh, I love it. We got five minutes left, so call somebody quick. I don't think he's gonna answer, though. My other Bobby, Bobby Lee. Let's see. Bobby Lee. Bobby, I said it.

Yeah, especially if he knows you're calling from my show, he will not answer. He gets, he does not like movie trivia. He loves movies, though. Yeah. I don't know what he told you. He's like, I can not like movie trivia. He loves movies though. Yeah. I don't know what he told you. He's like, I can't play those games. It's too much pressure for him, but this is exciting.

Do you think he'll pick up? He never picks up. Yeah. Just tell his voicemail hello. Just tell his voicemail that you lost because of him. He might be sleeping. Yeah, it's only one o'clock. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

The person you're trying to reach is not available. Should I leave a message? Yes. Please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Hey, Bobby, I'm on Doug Loves Movies. Woo! I really needed your help today. We doing movie trivia and I wish you'd

I wish you'd answered man I love you so much talk to you later bye oh well guys Bobby Lee's voicemail one more time for Bobby Lee's voicemail so what I'd like to propose today is that I give the prize bag to Sean and the three people who were played on behalf of today can each choose which items they prefer so that everybody goes home with something. It was such a fun show. I don't give a shit that you don't know C Kate Blanchett movies, but she was just in a movie called Tar that got a lot of attention. And she's the villain in Thor, Ragnarok, and yeah, she's in a ton of stuff.

And all the Lord of the Rings. Not all of them though, just all three Lord of the Rings. One Hobbit or no Hobbits? All the Hobbits too? Holy shit, those are some titles. You gotta know like Desolation of Smaug. The main thing is I brought the lesbian movies today. Let's be real.

I did not win the game, but I made it a little gayer. You really repped. Yeah. You repped the lesbian stuff and that's you should be appreciated for that. Kate Willett what would you like to promote? What do you got to plug? So I have tour dates coming up all over the US this summer and fall. You can follow me on Instagram for those Kate.Willett with two L's and two T's I'll serve a new special out on Amazon and Apple TV called Loopholes of me doing stand-up

So yeah, thank you so much. Thank you so much Good luck, you know fighting traffic to get to your gig tonight and have fun over there on the other side of the river Say hello to the Pentagon for me as you drive by. Willie Simon, what would you great job today, by the way, first of all. Cheers, you guys. You guys rule, man. What would you like to promo? Where do you work? We see you. What are your socials? Check out Two Dumb Babies, the podcast I do with my friend Eric Friedman.

Follow me at Willie Simon underscore. And if you're in L.A., I'm a paid regular at the Comedy Store. So come by the Comedy Store, come check out a set. It's fun. Yeah. Super fun place to go see a show. You never know what you're going to get. It's lots of long lineups of comics, each doing a little time.

It's super fun. And of course, Jesse Johnson is also at the Comedy Store regularly. What else would you like to promote, Jesse? Well, I'm on my first national tour during weekends. This is my third stop. Honestly, everybody here, if you guys have two shows tonight, if you want to come back and see more, be headlining. But I'm also, all my dates are on jetskyjohnson.com.

So, go to them. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks a lot for being here. See do Simon and Jessica Really won't go will it okay and I am going to be doing a stand-up in Spokane, Washington at the Spokane Comedy Club for four shows June 28th and 29th And you know where to go for all of my dates.

Thank you to the Arlington Draft House. One more time for all of my guests, Kate Willett, Willie Simon, and Jesse Jeske Johnson. I hope to come back soon with a Benson movie interruption, but as always, I told her everything about my dinner with Andre. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky.

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