Doug Loves Movies - Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap Guest

Episode Date: November 24, 2009

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop-up hurdles in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody! Welcome to I Love Movies. I have to open up my notes to say the rest of my opening statements. Here are some opening statements. Then the trial can proceed.

Here we go. Hey, everybody said that. ILM is in effect, y'all. I didn't write that down. I just said that. I didn't write it down that way. At UCB in L.A., pre-show to the great comedy Death Ray

every Tuesday night here at uprightscissorbrigadetheater.com. Follow me on Twitter, you guys. Seriously. If you're a fan of the podcast and you don't follow me on Twitter, I don't get it. You don't have to be friends with anyone else. You don't have to follow anyone else on Twitter. Just follow me because you're always like, when are you coming to wherever?

Well, you'll find out if you follow me on Twitter because I say, hey, I'm coming to wherever. It's a perfect system. And I write jokes on there too sometimes, so you might get a laugh out of it. Like this, I do eight words or less movie reviews. I finally got around to seeing Paranormal Activity, and my first eight words or less review of that is not enough activity for my taste.

And then my alternate eight-word or less review is Scariest nap I ever took. Because I slept with that fucker. My guests tonight. Let's do it. My guests tonight are the host of the awesome podcast Never Not Funny and his sidekick on Never Not Funny. Please welcome Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap, everybody.

A secret till this very moment. Look at the children's eyes light up as the kings of podcasting. Oh, I would have sworn you'd be sitting here. Oh, really? Yeah. No, no, I don't like to divide you guys. I like to keep you together. Center square.

Yeah, host and sidekick. Do you like that expression, sidekick, Matt? You know, I haven't heard that much, but that's okay. I can't argue it. Would you prefer minion? No. Okay. Second banana.

Henchman? No. What is that? What did you say? Second banana. Oh, second banana. I thought you said like an Indian name or something. Second banana. Second banana. Second banana. I thought you said like an Indian name or something. Second banana.

Second banana. Second banana. Makes no sense. Yeah. Dances with podcasts. Dances with podcasts. So, yeah, Never Not Funny. It's a pleasure to have you guys here.

It's my pleasure. I do your show all the time. Yes, you do. Not all the time. You have other guests. Just enough. You know, just enough people. You have just enough contacts to get by without me.

Sometimes you have to suffer and take a Jon Hamm or a Paul F. Tompkins instead of the great Doug Benson. Well, we can't. We've got to space it out. It's a lot about settling in this business. So you guys I'm excited to have on because you have a thing happening immediately. I love it. Of course, people will be listening to this podcast for years to come going,

well, that would have been great if I'd have heard about this at the time. But for everybody who's listening in a timely manner, tell them what's happening. This Friday. 2009. November. I expected more from that. Parkastathon. I also expect a host and the sidekick to sound more different from one another.

Like, it just sounded like you were both going, But we're doing a Toyota commercial, basically. Parkastathon 2009. Get in here. Corollas. Camrys. Price to sell. All right, Matt, explain what the Parkastathon on 2009. Get in here. Corollas, Camrys. Price to sell. All right, Matt,

explain what the Park Gas-a-thon is for the folks in the front row that give a shit that we're here. Park Gas-a-thon. I've never seen such apathy on a set of people.

Their arms are folded because it's an exceptionally chilly November night in California. I'm with you guys. I'm going to sit like that, too. It's comfortable. You barely can care we're here.

Yeah, that's true. Look at the apathy on their faces. I could barely see that. I'm disgusted by it. Broadcastathon 2009. Go on, explain it. You know what?

Next show, I'm going to cancel my ad in the LA Weekly that says, Apathy Face gets in for free. That may be what happened. It gets people in the seats, though, doesn't it? It does, because a lot of people are like, I have apathy face. And they don't bother to read further that it's free for everyone. Everyone gets in for free. Stick with that.

I've got exciting news, if I may drop it in here. Right in the middle of the big announcement. Yeah, right in the middle of your big announcement. Build tension. This is like a layer cake of announcements. Sure. Guys, go ahead and crank all those rappers. This is like a layer cake of announcements.

Sure. Guys, go ahead and crinkle those wrappers. People say to me, the number one complaint that people have about this podcast is you don't do it often enough. Well, my Christmas gift to, or holiday gift, I should say, juice. My Christmas gift is for the next, I'm going to do podcasts for the next four weeks consecutively. Whoa. Yes. That is too much podcast for the next four weeks consecutively. Whoa! Yes! That is too much. And the guests get better

every week. That is too much. Wait, that was sort of insulting to you guys. That's a kind of a diss. That wasn't right to say in front of you guys. I hate that our talk shows

are like, oh, tomorrow night's show is really going to be better than this. That's insulting. Yeah. No, this is the best... You guys are off the hook.

This is the best one, best one of the four, actually. No question. I've seen the lineups. Diminished returns. By the fourth one, you're going to be like, what, he's just bringing people out

from the audience? So continue your announcement. Go ahead, Matt. Podcast with us. Then we have movies to talk about. Of course. Doug loves them. Heard that.

Podcast with us. Jimmy's never not funny. I see what you did. You were looking right at it. I loved it too. It was not written down. And you swung. Come on, man. Yes. We're doing a nine hour live podcast.

Nine hours. On Friday night. It's like a Dane Cook show but with a million comics. It's gonna be awesome. And funny. Hey, you said it and I agree. Oh shit. Wah-wee-ka-zah-wee. Don't be

a pussy and write to at Dane Cook at Twitter and say Jimmy Pardo and Doug Benson were talking shit at you unless you remember to go at Doug Benson and say, Jimmy Pardo and Doug Benson were talking shit at you, unless you remember to go at Doug Benson and not at Jimmy Pardo because you're not on Twitter. No, I refuse. Jimmy refuses to do Twitter, you guys.

But Never Not Funny is, so you can pretend you're talking shit. Never Not Funny is on Twitter, and yeah, so Matt just types in all caps. And people think it's Jimmy. Because what am I, I'm a monkey? You're a yeller. You yell. You're a yeller You yell

You're a yeller I don't know why this made all caps But not in an annoying way Look at that That's me on all caps Hold back Jimmy on the physical humor So if you want to watch Now

But the thing is Jimmy can do his physical humor Yeah His special style of physical humor On Like we're seeing right now The podcast marathon Yeah it's video Because There was a video component involved.

How many cameras? One camera? Three cameras. I guessed low with one. They trumped me with three. That's fantastic. Nine hours. It's starting at 9 p.m. Pacific time.

Can you name any of the names that are going to be participating? No, it's all a surprise. No, it's a surprise. All a surprise. You don't know who's going to show up at 4 in the morning. Wade Newton could show up. I can tell you in advance, Wade Newton will not be there.

Wade Newton will not be there. This just in, Wade Newton's canceled. Also not going to be there. Ice-T. Wrong. Might be there. Yeah. That'd be funny.

You've never seen a show where they do a list of who's definitely not going to be there yeah let's do it that'd be funny you've never seen a show where they do a list of who's definitely not gonna be there like don't worry about it this person won't under any circumstance you're not missing out Jack McBrayer will not be involved if well if you're a way we know that coming rare now Jack McBrayer is top of mind for you because you do the warm-up at Conan I was a guest today he was on the night nice man was a nice man. I knew it. Very pleasant Jack McBrayer. He's the best. That's good.

He's almost as stupid as his character on that show. Whoa, that's you, not me. I mean, not stupid. I meant nice. He's almost as nice. He's very pleasant. He's just so sweet. Awkwardly sweet.

He can say the most evil awkwardly, yes. Does he smell good? Oh, he smells like flowers. Yeah, he looks like he would smell good. Yeah, like a lilac. He's like lilac from the old Batman series. He's like gay but totally ignores the memos. He's just like, he's going to marry a woman.

But he's such a nice, smelly, friendly man. What the fuck is Gabe? He's Gabe. He's like Gabe Kaplan. He's like Gabe Kaplan. Hey, Gabe Kaplan. Hey, did I ever talk about my uncle? Yes. Shut up. Welcome back to I Love Movies. Let me ask you guys this. He's Gabe He's like Gabe Kaplan He's like Gabe Kaplan Hey, Gabe Kaplan Hey, did I ever talk about my uncle? Yes

Shut up Welcome back to I Love Movies Let me ask you guys this What movie was Gabe Kaplan in? He was in a movie about basketball called Fast Break Boom Funny, a lady played a guy They had to tape down her boobs

A lady played a guy? Well, they had to pretend she was a guy for the team Yeah, it's like Ladybugs In reverse See that butt swishing down the court? That's a line from the movie. That's one of the many fascinating characters on the team, right? There's a lot of interesting

types. Oh, everybody's unique. In the world of Gabe Kaplan, everyone's unique compared to him. He's dull. Matthew, let me ask you this. A lot of us know you as Sasquatch. What's new with A Special Thing? lot of us know you as Sasquatch. What's new with a special thing?

Does anyone here know me as Sasquatch? A special thing.com. What's going on with C.J.D.? A special thing.com. Tell us about it, quickly. It's a website for comedy lovers and comedians alike. Everyone gets together to talk about comedy and mostly complain about

why things aren't better. Everything should be better. Specialthing.com is great for me because the last thing I need is to think anything I'm doing is perfect. They like you there, Doc. I don't need that. They do like me a lot.

They'll come right in. They'll come in with their thing that maybe in their mind isn't that terrible, but in my mind it's like, well, that hurts my feelings. It's the home of the backhanded compliment. Oh, yes. Totally backhanded.

People thinking they're actually saying something insightful to you and they're actually just saying, you're not good. Even though you did a lot of the same material I've already heard during your live At Gotham appearance You are still my second favorite comedian Is that confirmed?

You might be number one though No question So yeah, SpecialThing.com I always like to mention on this show And I haven't yet because I knew You were going to be out here, but how many years has that been running now, you think? We started in 2001, so eight years.

Wow, eight years, and there's 28 members. It's building. So come by. Honestly, if you have the opportunity to give a backhanded compliment to a famous comedian, Patton Oswalt reads it. Paul Tompkins reads it. So be sure to write in about how short and gap-teeth they are.

And they used to post. Used to, yeah. Well, you get driven away, but for some reason I'm tenacious and I hang in there. And Louis C.K. is hung in there. He's around. He comes around to insult people so often, every fortnight. He could say, I hope you get AIDS and die, and people laugh. They love it.

People are like, oh, he told me to get AIDS. If I said that, I'd have to apologize to Canada. Yes. So what have you guys seen lately? What movies have you seen lately? I saw a motion picture just today called 2012. You saw it today? Did you like it picture just today called 2012. You saw it today? Did you like it, young man?

No. You're wrong. He said no, the guy in the audience. But did you go out specifically because you thought you should see a movie before being on I Love Movies? No, I always go. Every Tuesday I go to a motion picture. I go see a talkie. Every Tuesday afternoon?

That's right. So you're past the baby movie thing Yeah baby movie's over And now I go The nanny shows up I go to the gymnasium I do a couple of pushups And then I go to the I go see a motion picture

And then I go to work You work up a good sweat And then go sit next to somebody Sure And then I get the flu From the air conditioning In the movie theater Oh god

I think Did you see this 2012? I did not see that 2012 Every second of it sucks But overall you go What a great movie I love it But at the second of it sucks, but overall you go, what a great movie! I love it, but at the end of it I go, that was a lot of fun, but I can find fault with every second of the movie. Right, but they do manage to, like I saw in the previews, they do manage to make it, there must be some tension. Oh, there's no question.

Because things are really getting fucked up, and you're like, Amanda Peete is too cute to die in this whatever's happening. I don't want to give away the ending. She does not die. There's a dog too. Stay tuned. Does the dog make it? What is maybe the worst scene in movie history? And that's an exaggeration certainly. The dog made it in Independence

Day because when the fireball was going through the driving tunnel, if you just jump through a door, the fireball doesn't look both ways. Fireball's like, I'm over here! I'm a fireball!

Speaking of fireballs, we had a fan shoot through the audience. I wish they had looked both ways. Late-coming fireballs. Hi, girls. That's fun. Wait a minute, that's April. Doesn't matter who it is.

We got fire in our balls from them. There's nobody sitting. I like to have people sitting close by up here on stage for the moment where I pick two audience members to be represented by the guests in the Leonard Maltin game. And there's nobody sitting right here, so if that's something you'd like to do, come sit closer. They're six feet away. No, but I like to go like this, Jimmy.

They're right there. I like to have them close by. And usually there's people sitting there. See, these people want to play. Some people came to play. If there's too many, one will be executed. We're going to give you the GOP purity test and then decide who lives.

Let me tell you about when I saw Pirate Radio last week. We're jumping back to last week. That was last Tuesday. Now, did Amanda Peete live through Pirate Radio? Not if she watched it. Oh, brutal, right? Two hours and nine minutes or something? No, this was the shortened up version.

This was the U.S. release. But you know what I saw? You didn't fly to London to see this movie? I like to go overseas for a lot of my movies. You know that. Usually you're at the premiere of all those. Sure, I saw all the Bond movies at that theater where the premieres were. Here's the deal.

I'm watching Pirate Radio, and while I'm getting ready, there's about another four people in there because I go to the matinee. A guy is holding up a video camera, and he's videotaping the trailers, and I said to myself, if that guy videotapes the movie, I'm going to tell on him. And then sure enough, it starts, and he puts it up, and he's videotaping Pirate Radio. Wait a minute. You made fun of me for ratting some kids out for smoking in first grade.

Why are you suddenly the rat? Don't you ever see the trailer where they tell you it hurts us all if you videotape a movie? They mean people in show business, not us. I think if a movie... I think when a movie is about illegal broadcasting, I think illegal videotaping is

okay. I disagree. You're just getting in the spirit. If I had a gavel, it would go right now. I told on him. I walked out and told on this gentleman. He's going to get the wrath of Pardo. Then what happened? Did they go back in and rough him up? I said, wait a minute, though, so he doesn't know it's me.

Don't make it look like me. Make it look like I was Johnny Pee-Pee. Is there anybody else? Wait a minute. Let me sit back in my seat. People get up immediately when the movie starts all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

It was awkward. I felt that was going to get stuck. I'm going to get out of here before I find out what is happening in this movie. You could have left any time during that film. He knew it was you.

No, he didn't. He did so. I know he did. He videotaped the back of your head for the rest of the movie. Sounds like he was being kind of obvious about it, though. That guy should be taken down.

Shouldn't he be in the back row? Why is he in front of me? People do it in... Have you had it happen in comedy clubs where people just hold up the phone or the camera, just tape your act,

and you see it. Like, as you're on stage, you see just a light that looks like a flash is about to happen, but it never does. It just keeps being a light, and eventually I have to go, hey, could you...

And then you die of suspense, right? No. When is this camera going to go? I make sure they stop before I continue with my hilarious planned comedy. Sure. Because they'll put it on YouTube, and then people watch it on YouTube. Why would you come see me live if you saw me on YouTube?

You'd be like, he's inaudible and blurry. You also don't want your racist jokes on there as well. Well, yeah, I flip out and just start screaming the N-word. String him up! I just start screaming. Years ago, you'd be strung up! Wait, I didn't mean that. Really? That's exactly what you said.

You know what would be fun for white people to do? Let's start saying Niedermeyer instead of the other N-word. Just switch it up, but we know what we mean. Love it. What if your name is Niedermeyer? Niedermeyer! Here in the inner city, could go to an intersection. Kids are walking by slowly, yell Niedermeyer? You're in the inner city. You could go to an intersection.

Kids are walking by slowly. Yell Niedermeyer at them. That would be awesome. They would still kill you just for yelling at them. It sounds like you're just yelling at nerds then because that's like a classic nerd name. What I love is that all of that happened and Doug goes, they'll still kill you.

That's all right. They'll still kill you. They're still going to do it. That was a bad idea. Speaking of bad ideas, they cut Jimmy Pardo out of the informant? Yeah.

Well, they cut me out as I was driving to the set. It was like, yeah, they did a pre-cut. I was on my way. I can't believe this, Jimmy. Even when I read the script. I can't believe I'm hearing this.

I read the script. It was like, you know what? What were you supposed to do? I was supposed to be a guy in a suit. Oh, really? Interesting. They only had a few of those in there. I read the script, and I was like reading it going, boy, there's only one scene that

makes no sense in this movie. Guess which one? And then it's like, how do they not know this scene isn't needed? And then as I'm driving, ring, hey, we don't need you. So I was cut off. What do you do in the scene? What do you say in the scene? I actually, I put the wire on Matt Damon and in the scene? What do you say in the scene? I actually I put the wire on

Matt Damon And wired him up For the 97th time In the movie And they realized Hey we've already got scenes Where he's wired up Are you funny when you do it?

Well again I never did it Do you audition? Do you audition when you're funny? I audition for a different role I audition for the Matt Damon role So I And then I got

For reals? And then I got a two-line part, and they cut me loose. Trickle-down casting. Let me just ask you this. How much weight did you put on for the role you ended up not doing? That's the shit part. I put on 48 pounds. Because, Jimmy, I don't want people to come on here and talk shit about a popular filmmaker like Mr. Soderbergh.

But why did Matt Damon, why did anybody have a conversation, you should gain weight for this role? Like, you could be a fucking investment banker, go undercover, fuck with your own company, at any weight. Not that good. You can't be good looking Matt Damon. You can't be that handsome.

But he put on the stupid glasses. He put on the dumb mustache. He's tired of people loving him so much. I just fear that the seesaw from Invictus to Informant is going to give him a bad heart. Yeah. I fear for Matt Damon's life. It's the only reason I bring it up. And I'll say this for the last time.

He should change his name to Fat Damon. Whenever he's doing a picture where he gained weight for no reason. No reason. He wanted to look like the guy. Argument number two against Mr. Soderbergh. whenever he's doing a picture where he gained weight for no reason. No reason. He wanted to look like the guy. Argument number two against Mr. Soderbergh. He's on trial tonight. Well, number two is he cut me out, so that goes to number three.

Number three. Why cast a dozen comedians and have them all playing roles where they're not being funny has nothing to do with playing the role. Not even as a fucking subtext. You do not laugh once when Patton Oswalt is on screen. You do not laugh once when Paul F. Tompkins is on screen. Why bother to have them? Unless it's a drama. Because the movie's supposed to be funny.

No, is it? It's supposed to be. It's got an exclamation point at the end, like Clankhorn. It's supposed to be funny. Anyway, I'm never going to be in any of his movies, so when you see Ocean's 14 and you say, when am I going to learn?

It hasn't been good since 11. Remember when everyone said 13? Oh, they're back. They're back. Yeah, that was our whole thing. We apologized for 12. They had to nerve to say that. And it was worse than 12. It didn't have a guy winding his way through.

I love the electric ropes in the art museum and the guy getting through. I think they thought, well, if we just remake 11 again, that'll be apology enough. Because 12, the problem was it wasn't in Vegas. We apologize for leaving Vegas. Let's take it back to Vegas. Let's have Al Pacino play a completely uninteresting and uncappelling villain named something Bank. We'll put on some mustaches.

We'll have some silly voices. Bernie Mac will come in and go off script by a word or two And then die may he rest in peace Pour some out for Bernie Yeah he just poured a 40 of water Can we all agree Bernie Mac was one of the greatest Niedermeyers of our generation

Can we please all agree on that I would go so far as to call him a needleman is Niedermeyer's of our generation. Can we please all agree on that? I would go so far as to call him a needleman. That's how great he was. Taking it to the next N. I don't like that. Yeah, we... Two out of three vote no. Well, we got to get into playing some games here pretty soon.

We love to play games here. Ready. I haven't seen a play games here. I'm ready. I haven't seen a movie since 2007. I love the games. Really? Because I accidentally picked a fairly old selection of movies for this game. That's good for me. That's good for Matt.

Okay, that's good. Because I worried about Matt and his... Because you guys are a good 20, 30 years apart in age. That's correct. So I don't want to... Wait, you said in age. I was guesstimating 20, 30 apart in something else? 20, 30 years apart in...

In age, correct. Okay. We're eight years apart. Eight years. Eight years apart, but that's a big difference. One of you looks older for your age than they should. You look horrible. I guess that they should. You look horrible. I guess that's me.

You look horrible. I thought I had youthful good looks. What happened? No. You got a... All right. Completely lost interest in shitting on you. Save it up for Friday.

Save it up. All right. What's the game? What do we got? The game is called Build a Title. Love it. Build a Title? One of these people that scurried over and sat close

when I asked for people. Have you played this before? I may be some rules. You're going to be baffled by it. There are no rules. There are, but it's like Quidditch. It's too complicated. Alright. Could you please name a movie title There are, but it's like Quidditch. It's too complicated. All right.

Could you please name a movie title with three or more words in it? That's real. What? A real movie. All right. Gary the Wrath of God. Make up a movie title. What if he has a screenplay that he's working on?

We can work with that. Wait, what did he just say? We're going with Aguirre. He went art school on us. I mean, film school. He went Aguirre. Oh, Aguirre, Wrath of God. Wrath, Aguirre, you call it?

That's what I call it. Is that a part of Aguirre? Tomato, tomato. Wrath of God. All right, so that's his movie, Aguirre, Wrath of God. And so now the trick is, we're fucked on one end. So this is going to be over in no time. Unless we can use basketball players from the 80s.

Yeah. Mark Aguirre, Rathogod. Oh, there might be. Oh, Jesus gave us an idea. Yeah. I couldn't hear you. Okay, keep it down, fellas. That's the only basketball player you know.

I met him when he was in high school. Oh. It was a nice, I guess, for his autograph. What were you? Younger than him. Oh, him when he was in high school. Oh. It was a nice, I guess, for his autograph. What were you? Younger than him. Oh, okay. That's a true statement. I met him when he was in high school.

Sounds creepy. He may have been in college, now that I've heard. I'm going to rethink my story. Okay. I never met him. So, we need to... I got a good one. I got a good one already.

We need to add titles, movie titles, to this title to create, to build a title that's a long title. And so you need to end with the word from the previous title or begin with the next. But Matt's excited and fired up to go. So let's have him start. Well, you'll see how it works once I do it. Aguirre, Aguirre, Wrath of God. Is that right, God? I'll say it your way.

Aguirre, Wrath of Gods and Monsters Gods and Monsters Okay that's good See that See how it works Now you take Monsters Or any part of Monsters Now yeah

So you have to start with Monsters Or end with Aguirre Wrath of Gods and Monsters Ball Monsters Ball Okay So now I have to come up with something That starts with Ball Or ends in

Jerry Maguire. Wow. Wrath of gods and monsters ball. That was nice. Jimmy, what do you got? You got to end in Jerry or begin with ball. It's got to be a movie?

Yeah, it has to be a motion picture. I can't use 60s rock group Mungo and Jerry? It can't be a children's book. Mungo and Jerry? It can't be a children's book. Mungo and Jerry? It can't be a household tool. No, Matt goes next. Oh, yeah, it's Matt's turn. Oh, you're out. Jimmy.

Why's Matt out? He had a second to think. N's in Jerry. I can't think of anything that N's in Jerry. Blank Jerry. Oh, there's something about Jerry. What happened to Jerry? Did you know about the Jerry Morgans?

Or did you hear about the Morgans? Go with Paul. I heard she has a horse face and he has sex with prostitutes. Jerry McGuire Wrath of Gods and Monsters Ball

About Eve? Ball About Eve. I like it. You can use any part of the word. Oh, you chose to use the all, it sounds like. So now you've got to do one that starts with Eve. So that's kind of a softball.

Jerry Aguirre, Wrath of God. Wrath of God and Monsters Ball about every which way but loose. Oh! Wait, wait, wait. That doesn't work. That uses all of the Eve. Every which way but loose. It uses every freaking letter in Eve.

Wow. You're like a Native American playing this game. I'm very good at this game. If I don't follow any of the rules, I'm great at this. Wait, wait. What did he do again?

I got it. But loose. And I'm going to go loose change, loose change. Because there has to have been a movie called Loose Change. There has to be, right?

Loose Change? Who was in it? Yeah, look it up. It was Truffaut, wasn't it? Oh, that was small change. And also quick change. Oh, there's a 9-11 documentary called Loose Change. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, never forget. Because a lot of the... I can't believe you forgot that. Why would you have forgotten that motion picture, sir? It was about the man who made a lot of money and lose change after the... It's horrible. It's a horrible movie.

It's your turn. Change. So change is... Oh, that's a piece of... Change. Come on. Change something. A child could do it. It's embarrassing.

Change. Somebody's yelling at me. Okay, I got it. It's embarrassing. Change. Somebody's yelling at me. Okay, I got it. You got it? Jerry Maguire, Wrath of Gods and Monsters, Ball About, Everey, Which Way But Loose, Changeling. Oh, nice. Wow, groans from the audience. Pulled it off and got groans from the audience.

What did you have? Change of Season. What? I don't know what that is That's a motion picture About 1974 Terrific I can't believe I can't believe

That wasn't on the top Of my John Faust was in it Now I'm really embarrassed If we switch to If we switch to Movie directors This is doable

I mean this Doesn't change Jerry O'Brien With the Gods and Monsters Ball about Everey which way But loose Change Linkmar Bergman I mean, this doesn't change the way you shut it down. Jerry O'Brien, we're after God's and Monster's Ball about every which way but loose change.

Linkmar Bergman. I'll accept it. I'll accept it. Yeah, yeah, do it. Oh, you got something? Oh, wow. He's accepting it. I'm accepting it.

It's my game. He's Bergman. Bergman. And then I say man of all seasons. Of all seasons. And then Matt says seasons. I'm insisting on seasons being involved in this game. Seasons.

Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons.

Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Or sons. People change. People change. People change.

Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons.

Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons. Seasons.

Seasons. You could do a sons word. Wait, wait. Oh, sons of anarchy. That's a TV show. Never mind. Yeah. Sons of all seasons.

Disqualified. Sons. I got away with film director, but you can't get away with filmed TV show. But there's got to be a son. Sons. Sons. Sons. Sons.

Sons. No help. No help. Please. Please. No help. Sons-in-law. Sons.

Sons-in-law. Pauly Shore in a dual role. Sons-in-law. Sons and Daughters. I'mauly Shore in a dual role. Sons-in-law. Sons and Daughters. I'm going to say that's a movie. Sons and Daughters? Is that a movie? No, it's a TV show.

Let's fuck this game. We ended with, there's no winners. Only losers. We ended with Jerry Maguire, Wrath of Gods, and Monsters Ball about Eve, or which way, but loose changeling Mark Bergman. It really ended with that. Nobody wins. There's a real winner in the Leonard Maltin game, so let's get to that. Let's get to the Leonard Maltin game. but loose changeling Mark Bergman of all seasons. Nobody wins.

There's a real winner in the Leonard Maltin game, so let's get to that. Let's get to the Leonard Maltin game. That was fun. We could at least put that down as a win. Yeah, let's... Okay, let me just quickly mark that down. Win? That was one mark in the fun column.

I like to laugh. We hit the fun ball around. Okay, so... Let's pick some contestants here. I thought there were contestants for the last game. What happened? Oh, they just suggested. He just suggested a title, and now he's out. That was his big exciting moment, getting to pick a title.

Was it worth scurrying over for? Yeah, it was fun, right? All right, I'm going to let these two play in the game. Getting to pick a title. Was it worth scurrying over for? Yeah, it was fun, right? All right. I'm going to let these two play in the game. Let me ask this nice young lady her name. Aurora. Aurora.

And who would you like to be playing for you? You get to pick first between Matt Belknap, sidekick, Jimmy Pardo, star. Star of Never Not Funny. Who would you like to play on your behalf? I have to pick Jimmy Pardo? Star. Star of Never Not Funny. Who would you like to play on your behalf? I have to pick Jimmy Pardo. She had to do it, Matt. I don't know. I have no idea why. Because I have Dax Shepard, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah! Now, again, Never Not Funny, you can see on videotape what they're doing. That's just for the crowd. But here at I Love Movies, you cannot see Now, again, never not funny. You could see on videotape what they're doing. That's just for the crowd. That's just for the audience here. But here at I Love Movies, you cannot see that this gentleman does indeed look like Dax Shepard.

But he's not. Dax Shepard's been a guest on the show. I can confirm this is not. Making it even more confusing for the home listener. This is not Dax Shepard. What? Dax is coming out? So Aurora is playing with Jimmy. What was that face, Aurora?

We just said it's not on video. That's not going to fly. And Dax is going to be played for by Matt. And what's your actual name, Dax? Shane. Shane, I'm going to go with Dax. Dax, yeah. Just stick with Dax.

Good call. I've learned that kind of crowd work from Jimmy Pardo. Jimmy Pardo. I was going to say, it had a horn on it. Yeah. Okay, so here we go. It was a unicorn. Horns are fun.

Yeah. What are you doing? Here we go. This is how it works. Today's Leonard Maltin subject, in honor of Never Not Funny and their million hour podcast. Oh, yeah. It's for charity. For charity.

Did you mention that earlier? No, I don't think I did. What's the charity? The Smile Train. Okay. Which helps cleft palates. All right. If you're just going to sit here and make up charities, then how can you expect people

that want to give money? No, it's a great charity and do contribute. And it'll be fun because it'll be like a telethon. I don't want to give money. No, it's a great charity, and do contribute. And it'll be fun, because it'll be like a telethon. You'll actually keep track of how much you've got as the night goes on. Yeah, just go to pardcast.com, and you will be able to donate from there. You'll watch from there, do everything you want to do. For those that don't listen, that's a play on my name and podcast. Yes, Jimmy Pardo cast.

All right, so here we go. Audience member who wins, you guys win on their behalf, will get a shirt from Dope Couture. It's a really awesome shirt. And you can get more Dope Couture at dopecouture.com or go look at it because you don't know what it looks like. How many t-shirt companies do you have working for you, Doug? Every week it's a new thing.

These guys are just nice people that I met when I was on the road in, I was in Bloomington, Indiana and they're like a downtown cool little shop and they were nice to me.

And then, and then you can get medical marijuana tour shirts at donkeytees.com, still donkeytees.com. And the winner's also going to get both of my CDs Unbalanced Load which is available

at AST Records and well actually Professional Humoridian which is available at AST Records and Unbalanced Load which is available at Comedy Central Records it's confusing agreed what was I talking about oh let's play the game

the subject the subject is classic comedies In my opinion No, seriously, they're comedies That's not like a mislead Like it's going to be like Hey, hey, I gave you showgirls No Because that is a pretty funny movie

It is Now that I mention it But no, these are intentionally funny movies That I enjoyed Because of In tribute to Never Not Funny. And we'll start with Jimmy.

Yes. And I will tell you the year the movie came out, which would be 1976. Got it. I'm using the Leonard Maltin app now. I noticed that. That is crazy. Yeah, so I don't have to have the big book anymore. And now we can't cheat

with seeing where the book is. And you can't cheat by figuring out what part of the album I'm in. Yeah. You needed that. Technology wins, everybody.

Okay, so this is from 1976. It's a comedy that I enjoy quite a bit. Leonard Maltin gave it three stars. Yeah, he wasn't as into it as I was. And you have one, two, three, four, six names to determine what this movie is. How many names do you think you can do it in?

Six. He says six names, Matt. Goes with a bold move at the top. Can I also say six? You have to go five. I am not confident with five. I feel good about five for you, actually. Okay, five. I would You have to go five. I'm not confident with five. I feel good about five for you, actually. Okay, five.

I would encourage Jimmy to go four. Then I'm going to do it. Jimmy's going four. Do you encourage Matt to go three? I suggest you do. I think you can. I think you can go as low as two and still win this thing. Keep in mind, I am eight years younger than Jimmy Carter.

It's from 1976. 1976, bicentennial, spare it. I was two. Flags and flutes. I'm nervous. Where are we at? Okay, three. It's from 1976. Yeah. 1976, Bicentennial, spare it. I was two. Flags and flutes. I'm nervous. Where are we at? Okay, three. You're going three.

He's going three names. What do you say, Jimmy? Do you say name that movie or do you go two names? Well, it sounds like you want me to go with the deuce.

I think you can get it in two. I think both of you can get it in two. Really? If you really apply yourself. If you apply yourself.

Give me the ear again. If you don't act all stupid like that girl Precious that let her father knock her up twice. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Spoiler alert.

Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Why are you so against the Niedermeyers today? I'm so proud of that one. Why are you anti-Niedermeyers? Stop saying Niedermeyer. You started it. I take it back.

What was Kevin Bacon's name in Animal House? Let's change it to him. Okay. What do you want to do? You want to say... No, you know, he played Chip, I think, was his name. He was a frat guy. Chip or Chase or something.

Okay. So, Doug. I'll go two. It was not Doug. Okay. I'll go two. Niedermeyer was Doug, I think. He was Douglas Niedermeyer.

Yeah. You say two. So, that's what I'm saying, is that I... Are black? I appreciate that with my heart. Name that song. Because I's what I'm saying is that I... Are black? I appreciate them in my heart. Name that one. Because I'm Douglas Niedermeyer. He says name it.

Name it. In two, Jimmy. Okay, go. Here we go. Name it in two. Love it. Alfred W. Lutter. That's a giveaway name.

But this second name is an extra triple giveaway name. From 1976, a comedy that I appreciate, Len Malden didn't like as much as I did, Jackie Earl Haley. Ah, damn it! It's not losing it. It's not breaking away. It's not Fox's.

I know a lot about Jackie Earl Haley, with the exception... Wait a second, were any of those a comedy? No, but I know what movies he's in. No, Losing It was supposed to be a comedy. Remember Tom Cruise? Oh, yeah, yeah, it was supposed to be. Shelley Long?

Yeah, Shelley Long, and he bangs around with her in a hat. Shelley Long, I don't think she's ever been in a drama. I think you know it's comedy when Shelley Long's involved. Except for Money Pit. 76 would take... Come on! You've got to be kidding me. People in the audience are going nuts.

Are they? They can't take it. I don't think that's true. I went nuts for a second, but I control myself. Maybe I should have said name it after three. How did the world become aware of Jackie Earl Haley? The great Jackie Earl Haley. Come on, don't give it to him.

I'm not. He's clearly not going to get it, no matter what I say. I'm not going to get it. Rorschach would come in here and murder you. I don't get that. He that face fuck you to death i don't care about that kind of humor it's a very violent world watchman uh who's watching them yeah exactly who who is watching them so matt you can't steal it because we don't have that element of the game. Bad news bears. Bad news bears. Right? That's correct. Bad news bears.

I used the old ancient Chinese secret of if you change the subject and it comes to you. Yeah, you know what it did. You were right. I got off your back and then you thought of it. Yeah, Jack. All right. So, Jimmy wins the point, but that was very unfair. No, I got it. That was very unfair.

That was very fair. You gave me a chance to answer, I got it. That was very unfair. That was very fair. You gave me a chance to answer, and I got it. You did. Bad news bears. Jackie Haley. I'm going to really help Matt on the next one. Jack Haley. I was going to say Jack A.

That's probably not close. Okay, that's got a real good guest. We've got to do this. By the way, I thought it was Little Children, so I feel okay for not going for that. Funny. From 1976, Little Children. The movie that came out two years ago. Yes, so funny.

He's younger than us, Doug. He's much younger than us. And it wasn't a comedy, except for the pool scene. And the swings were that bad. It was. A lot of fun. Not since Caddyshack with the candy bar in the pool has there been a funnier pool scene. I've got that little thing Going on in my eye

Yeah Alright 1984 is the year A little butterfly Jimmy got the point So Matt goes first 84 84 is the year

84 Classic comedy We're still on comedies Yes I give it three I mean he gives it three stars He almost tricked me Into giving it three stars

You're so persuasive Leonard Baldwin It was the funniest thing You said God damn it That's the funniest You've said. God damn it. The funniest thing you've ever said. Three stars from Len.

Four from me. Perfect comedy. You loved it. Yeah. And it's got... From 84. Nine names. Nine names. Nine names.

84. Can you tell us what it was rated? No, I can't. No. All right. I'll tell you individually if you end up having to be the one to name it. Let's say that. Where's Papa? No pre-gu Alright. I'll tell you individually if you end up having to be the one to name it. Let's say that. Where's Papa? No pre-guesses.

I apologize. And also, that was a lot earlier than 1984. I know. I apologize. Ruth Gordon was in the ground ten years before 84. Because she's a mole. She was graded beneath the Planet of the Apes

As a mole woman Okay, so How many names? Matt, you got nine names Let's do this 84 Lucky number seven He's going seven names, Jimmy

I'll go six, half dozen Jimmy says six There's not a baker involved Five From Matt Half a decade I like to play It's not You're not It's not years I'll go four years the baker involved. Five for Matt. Five. Half a decade. I like to play.

It's not, you're not, it's not years. I'll go four years. He's going four years. He can name it in four years. See, I just like to play, but I don't know if I can do three. Do it and play. I don't want to just sit here and watch you steal my glory. I think you'd be in a little bit of trouble with three names, to be honest with you. I think he's got a good chance.

I think four names is really hard. Oh, no, really? Yeah. You son of a got a good chance. I think four names is really hard. Oh no, really? Yeah. You son of a bitch. Name it. Yeah, okay, here we go. The last name, first name from the bottom

is Fran Drescher. I don't know. Well, it's not Spinal Tap. That wasn't 84, was it? That was 80. Yeah, that was 84. Oh boy. Fran Drescher isn't Spinal Tap.

You better just hit the fucking... Damn it! Is it Spinal Tap? Yeah, it's Spinal Tap. It could in Spinal Tap. You better just hit the fucking... Damn it! Is it Spinal Tap? Yeah, it's Spinal Tap. It could be Spinal Tap. I don't know how you do it. They should do a new version of Jeopardy where you just go,

it couldn't be Phosphorus. You know why? Because you said four would be hard. I have to make that face like, yeah, it could be. I couldn't let you just think about it for ten minutes, giving up on the answer immediately. I like that idea of low self-confidence jeopardy. Okay, so let's give out some prizes.

The winner, Aurora, wins all the prizes. Aurora wins... I'm very good at this. ...a medical marijuana tour t-shirt. Don't know how I got a hold of that. Why doesn't Jimmy get one of those? She wins a, from Dope Couture, she wears something that says something about dope on it,

like, I'm dope, smoke me. Which doesn't make sense on a person, but you know. And then both of my CDs that I mentioned earlier, Professional Humor Idiot and Unbalanced Load. There you go, Aurora. But runner-up always wins a prize at my shows. So, sir,

Dax, Shane, if you'd like, who would you like me to call a shithead at the very end of this podcast? Dax Shepard. Wow, he's a good friend of mine. Good friend of mine. This is going to be painful. Sharpened? Former guest?

Has that ever happened? I don't know. This could change everything. This could be a game changer. This could be, I might not ever have him on the show again. You might have ruined it. He doesn't listen to this.

This would be the one where I call him and go, you really should listen to this one. But you just say that because you're just jealous. Oh, thank you. He's just upset that he looks like him. That's the only reason he said it. Let me write a name before I forget Dax Shepard. So do you guys have anything to plug before we go?

We really got to get going. Just really mention that thing up top. We're good. Do you know who Dax Shepard's girlfriend is? Some people fast forward past the top, so let's mention it again. Yes. Who? Kristen Bell.

Kristen Bell is Dax Shepard's girlfriend. So you should feel good about that. They got a movie together coming out in, I think it comes out January. It's called When in Rome. I'm going to see it. Yeah, me too. You're flying to Rome to see that, right? You know what?

Thanks, everybody. Good night. Wait a second. You got to walk out on that. You got to leave on that one? All right everybody. Good night. Wait a second. You've got to walk out on that. You've got to leave on that one? He's got to. You've got any live dates coming up? Nah. Settle down, everybody. I've got more talking to do.

They're trying to drive me off the stage with their applause. December 12th. Here we go. You fascinate me right here at the UCB. UCB Theater in Los Angeles. UCBtheater.com. Theater spelled Faggy with an R-E. November 28th right here at the UCB, the Writer's Room.

And the 27th, the podcast. So if you don't live in Los Angeles, the best way to see Jimmy's face is to subscribe to the podcast and watch the live streaming video. And as always, Dax Shepard is a shithead. Thank you.