Doug Loves Movies - Jimmy Pardo, Duncan Trussell, and Matt Mira Guest

Episode Date: October 25, 2012

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with empty azotop or hurdles in his feet. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies I love them So much This is Doug Loves Movies We're coming to you from the UCB Theater In Los Angeles on Tuesday

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to live on Halloween because it's probably like 72 out at night when you're trick-or-treating so you can really slut it up. A lot of dudes with their balls out. I mean, I guess L.A. is too, but I've experienced a chilly Halloween or two in SoCal.

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vote next Tuesday. That's another or next Tuesday or two weeks from now shit I'm going to walk in the next morning in my Halloween costume Tuesday November 6th several states have marijuana initiatives

so don't forget to pot the vote let's look in the prize bag you guys we've got a t-shirt that I'll tell you more about in a second no one involved in this movie is here but somewhere in my travels I forget where I got it but I got this book, the making of the movie

Frank Miller's Sin City and it's really, it's heavy so that's you know it Sin City and it's really heavy. You know it's good because it's really heavy. I like that movie but I don't need to sit and think about how did they make the child molester? Get the...

It's really creepy and effective but I don't need to read about it. What I do need to read about it and then but what I do need to read about fascinating book given to me by Jason M Rothman called betting on MMA it's yeah it's tips on how to make money betting on betting on fights so that's pretty cool and they're not here tonight but but I got a Garfield Golden Oats lighter and a copy of

Doug Benson's Smug Life. And then, this is a really neat thing somebody brought. Triple set Blu-ray of James Bond films. It's Die Another Day, Live and Let Die, and Doctor No. So you can watch two of those

and enjoy them. And then have a third one that you can use as a coaster. And one of the guests is going to bring his gift with him right now when he enters. Everybody, please welcome Matt Myra, Jimmy Pardo, and Duncan Trestle. Russell. So Jimmy, what? It's funny that you say that because the only one that's not opened is Die Another Day. Boom.

Yeah, I just I could skip the whole you went and bought the full set? Yeah, I bought the 22. 22 movies? And are you going to watch any of the Brosnan ones? I like Tomorrow Never Dies and Goldeneye. Okay.

And then Denise Richards shows up ruins that. And then Denise Richards shows up, ruins that. And then Halle Berry shows up. And the script really ruins the Dine of the Day. When Halle Berry says, yo mama, in the way that my mother would say it,

really took me out of the movie. The Ice Hotel, I believe. Just that they have yo mama in a James Bond movie. I'm a little surprised by that. Just waiting for Jimmy to say something. Perto trivia. The only Bond movies I've seen are these.

Really? Yeah. I don't like the franchise. I don't like it. I don't like them at all. Whoa. Wait, you started late, obviously. I did, yeah. And then gave up on... I don't like the names I don't like them at all. Wait, you started late, obviously. I did, yeah.

And then gave up on... I don't like the names. Octopussy Offensive. To octopuses. That Dr. No, that guy's not a good doctor. I don't have any interest in that. A view to a kill doesn't even make sense. Who would ever say that as a sentence?

My point is I haven't seen it. I don't know if it's good or bad. They're no good. I'm not interested. And the New Bond movies are basically just about a guy with a fancy cell phone That's it Everything happens through his phone It's a Sony Erickson, first of all

Yeah, but he can do anything He fights alright, he fights good though He can fight good And he walks out of the ocean good What was the first one with this kid? Casino Royale I like that one, I didn't see that one I apologize

Quantum of Solace Skyfall Casino Royale. I like that one. I didn't see that one. I apologize. I saw it. Is it a second one? Quantum of Solace. And now there's a third one coming. Skyfall. I need to apologize. I've seen two of his and then two of the Brosnan's. I saw none of the... Hang on.

Let me get a piece of paper. Let's really go through this. Which ones... You want a family tree on this? Do you ever see a Roger Moore? Any Roger Moore? Not Roger Moore. I've seen a Lazenby.

I've seen a Lazenby. You saw the one Lazenby. All right. Here we go. Honor, Majesty, Secret. I've seen a Lazenby. I've seen a Lazenby. You saw the one Lazenby. All right, here we go. Honor, Majesty, Secret Service. And then you got Connery. Take the time to write it all out. Connery is really good. He's the best.

He's in some of the best ones. Love him. But I just saw a thing today ranking Skyfall as number five. Whoa. Makes the nickel, huh? Or maybe four. But that same guy, he made Honor, Majesty, Secret Service number one. He's a really good movie.

But that's like of late, people have been saying that. At the time, it was very underappreciated. It's funny when you see George Eisenbeck walk out in the Austin Powers suit. Like blue velvet with ruffles. And you're like, I thought that was a thing they made up. But it wasn't. It was in that movie. It's my favorite Bond movie. If I got to rank him, that's number one. He gets married. Who't. It was in that movie. It's my favorite Bond movie.

If I got to rank them, that's number one. He gets married. Who does? James Bond in that movie. In that movie? Yeah. I may not have seen that movie. You've seen clips from Goldfinger.

Sure. You've seen the fat guy odd job throwing his hat to kill people. I don't know. A lot of nonsense. It is. Those aren't real spies. What's your franchise of choice, Jimmy Pardo? Lord of the Rings?

If you don't like nonsense, I'm sure Lord of the Rings works for you. First of all, no. Second of all, Home Alone. All the way through? New kid and all? Just as hard the fourth one as I did the first one. I go there. It's a fun romp.

I get to escape. That's what movies are for me, man. That's why I don't like these Bond things. Too real. You know, I don't need a guy with a derby

showing up somewhere. What's that guy doing? Play a fucking banjo. That's what I say to that guy. Put a derby on and do a number. Give me a slice of pizza. I want a kid

in a paint can. Then I'm happy. What? That's all he needs want a kid in a paint can. Then I'm happy. What? That's all he needs, a kid in a paint can. You watch that first one. It's called Real Life. Tell me you don't laugh at that. It's funny.

Dan Stern does a terrific job. Joe Pessia, he does it all right. Joe Pessia. That other kid, that young kid, he puts his hands to his face. Oh, Macaulay. Calking it. He's caulking it. So great.

He's a good actor. We had a caulking on this show. Don't press me to say which one. Didn't a kid get his head cut off by a helicopter in The Home Alone? You're thinking of The Twilight Zone. Similar. Was it a kid or was it the actor? It was three people.

It's a big rotor. Furnace, you get too close to a helicopter, I think it's going to lop off a lot of heads. They all had to be the same height, though. I find that interesting. They all had to be walking at the same level. Well, the way it goes down, it...

Hang on, how's it go down? They could have been on a trampoline. In a downward motion, Jimmy. Listen, brother. That's on YouTube if you want to Watch that horrible footage Did somebody drop a dime On that pilot Nobody dropped a dime

On the pilot John Landis got out of there Quick though Yeah I heard he I heard he ankled That's for me and Doug That's what they say In Variety

When someone leaves a project Oh is that right They ankled Just tell me what happens Don't give me your lingo Not you Walked away You prefer walked away? Yeah, walked away. Bailed? Bailed.

Took off. Christian bailed. Split. Not a thing? It is, but it's a different thing. It's an angry rant. If you pull a Christian bail. That's Jimmy Pardo, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, guys. He's here, in case you didn't know. See you later.

He brought a... Yeah, don't forget, though, 12 guests of Christmas. You know, you miss and you're out. You have to leave. I've done that in the past. This show, you get to stay the whole time. Stick around, I'll say goodbye.

Yeah, yeah. Never Not Funny t-shirt you brought of the medium variety. That's true. And that's your podcast, of course. That's right, the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny since May of 2006. That's right, the award-winning podcast, number one since May of 2006.

I call it Podcast Zero. First one of all time. That's some hyperbole. First one that makes you laugh out loud. There we go. First one people enjoyed. First one that sounded like it wasn't recorded in a tin can. Right!

And you're really thoughtful about my fans because you brought this in a baggie that once you have the shirt on, you can put something in that baggie. My pleasure. Multi-purpose. That giant baggie will come in handy. Right, like a sandwich? Or your liquids if you're going through airport security. Right. Maybe your swimsuit when you're done taking a few laps.

You don't want to get the rest of your clothes wet. Right? You put it in a baggie. You don't want to get the rest of your clothes wet, right? You put it in a bag. Matt Myra joins us as well, folks. Jim, you're a big swim fan when you think about it. That's my favorite movie. Swim fan. Matt has the Nerdist podcast, the Feeb podcast.

You're still doing Sunday Nights at Meltdown? He works at Attack of the Show. My question is, what don't you do? What are you not up to right now? Wait a second, Jimmy Pardo. Hey!

Just because I lobbed it out there. There's no reason. That's why you're not hosting a tag in the show. Is that it? And I'm 46. We have Marin on. Yeah, Marin's just there. But he's happening.

Marin's 58 now, right? Is he? No. I believe that. No. I don't know why I believe that. It'll make him insane when people start writing that to him on Twitter. Doug Benson says you're 58.

Ah, fuck that guy. That's what he sounds like on Twitter He's gonna get mad at you eventually Yeah and then we have that big makeup episode Oh that's a great episode Remember when I was mad at you? Yeah I remember that Okay now let's talk about comedy I can't wait to follow that Amazon link Sponsored by Amazon

Sponsored by Amazon. Sponsored by Amazon. Boy, the silence was space-like. That was, oh, man. That was like 20 minutes of Prometheus. I heard a guy's knee crack. Duncan Trussell here for the first time, you guys. First time on the show. Came out swinging at the top.

Has his own podcast, the Duncan Trussell. Family Hour. Family Hour. Almost called it the Comedy Hour. That's okay. That'd work. Family Hour, that was good. It's misleading.

Have you got any mean, angry letters? Like, I listen to this with my children, that kind of thing? Yeah. I've gotten tweets like, I'm praying for you, and Jesus loves you. I don't get that. I'm changing the name of this show, Doug Loves Christian Shit. Let's see, did you bring out

what we're giving away on your behalf? This is from a fan of yours. Yeah, somebody mailed that to me. And it's a big, huge framed poster. Well, he didn't send it framed. I got it framed. Oh, that's very nice of you. You framed this poster you don't want?

No, I framed it because I thought I want it because I'm fascinated by Aleister Crowley and then I hung it up and just weird shit started happening in my house. So we're giving this to someone.

Yeah. And then hopefully they'll stay in touch and let us know if any weird shit happens. No offense to whoever sent that. If they happen to listen

to your show, I really do appreciate the cursed poster. I just don't want to... I don't know a lot about Crowley. What goes on in his head? Well, he was...

It's a very deep rabbit hole, but one example of how much he's influenced our culture is the peace sign, is the horns of Osiris, and Churchill hired him because he thought the Nazis were doing occult shit, and Crowley taught him this symbol that people should start doing,

which is some kind of power symbol. But when you start finding out how much that guy infiltrated our culture, and most people don't even know, it's pretty amazing. Yeah, yeah, he started people saying, what up? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Mr. Crowley. He totally threw that into the lexicon.

It's true. He totally got it going. What's on your head? A little Ozzy. I'm singing some Ozzy. Oh, okay. Who's true. Totally got it going. What goes on in your head? A little Ozzy. I'm singing some Ozzy. Oh, okay. Who's going to pay for that? I'll give you a couple bucks.

What do you need? It doesn't cost anything now, but later. Do you use music on your podcast at all? No, sir. It's against the law. I sing every episode. The entire song. In movies, they have to pay for those.

Not on a potting cast. Yeah, you don't have to worry about it. No, not my versions. Oh, you change them just enough? Sure. Yeah, my voice. Not as good as the original. It's close. Jimmy Pardo, do you like,

like, do you enjoy this time of year in the horror films? Yeah, Halloween's one of my favorite movies of all time. That's a really good one. Great one. The one with LL Cool J. You should know this about me. I never liked the originals.

I'm a big sequel fan. I know it's not popular choice. Well, I mean, Halloween H20 had its moments. Horrible. I never saw it. I've seen every Halloween. Love them all. What's your favorite? Nightmare on Elm Street.

You know what? I never caught on. You know what? I saw the original and then I never saw another one until the remake with Jackie Earl Haley. What's your favorite scream? Probably the original. What's your favorite psycho? The remake. The Vince Vaughn? No way.

I love it, man. You go shot by shot with a clearer picture, I'm in. Psycho 2's not so bad. It's not good. It's not so bad. Come on, brother. What up? We're the Crowley.

What's your favorite horror movie, Duncan Trussell? Evil Dead 2. Nice. Same sequel. Fucking best. Does it qualify as Trussell? Evil Dead 2. Nice. Same sequel. Fucking best. Does it qualify as scary, though? I just laughed the whole time. It's not scary, but it still qualifies as a horror movie.

It's not scary or farm. Nothing. Boy, boy. Not scary farm. You got company. What were we talking about? Evil Dead 2. Yeah. I like that movie, yes.

Oh, wow. You guys are in the same conversation? I'm in. Oh, you're back in? Yeah, do you like that movie? I don't. I'm not a big zombie guy. It's not a zombie movie.

It's not a zombie movie. I'm going to have to ask you to leave when the show is over. When we're done here, you're going to have to go. I was told by some folks that was a zombie film, so I never went to see it. I've just been told it's now a demon movie. So I'm going to go see that with Gene Simmons.

Why? Because he's the demon. He is? Yes. Oh, okay. What the fuck? Don't show ignorance. He's the demon.

Paul Stanley's the star child. He's a demon, another one's a cat. The Catman, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Then you got Space Ace. And then, sure. You got Eric Carr, the fox, God rest his soul. Wait, there's more than four of them?

Well, Eric replaced Peter on drums, and he was the fox, and then he died. We miss him. And then Peter came crawling back. Peter, well, I don't think He came crawling back Peter I don't think he came crawling Like a cat Waiting by the Oh yeah

Nine lives I don't know what you guys Are talking about Zombies It was some real Crowley shit Did you just look at the I had to look at it

For help To remember it was a picture of Crowley Scott Aukerman this just in he texted me we have a long show tonight so as on time as you can rap

I'd appreciate it wants this one to end on time Jimmy what are you going to do about that? I recommend you book less people. Not you. You don't feel like you're getting enough action?

I'm suggesting if Mr. Aukerman has a long show, you... Oh, to him? Yeah, you tell a couple of people, you know what,

we're booked. See you next week. That's my advice. Don't rush you because he overbooked. He's not rushing me I'm supposed to be done At 8.15

Well then wrap it up Let's go We still got 26 minutes Oh Well we can end early I think that'll be helpful If we do actually

Oh yeah You want to just wrap it up Yes Shortest one ever Wow Good night everyone Thank you so much. Who wants the poster?

We'll just run off and we'll let them all scavenge for the items that they want. That's not a bad idea. They'll all just come over here and fight over them. Jordan's laughing maniacally at that premise. He's in. That guy's in the Bowery Boys. I don't know what he's doing.

Yeah, there's a guy back there punching his own hand. Do you have a hat or an extreme part? What is that? That's a hat. I thought it was a part, too. By the way, if I had a fantasy baseball team, I would call them the extreme parts. That's a gorgeous one.

I may call my baseball team that. What's up? Did we ask Matt what his favorite horror movie is? Nope, not important. Horror. Horror? Not horror. My favorite horror movie is Pretty Woman. Mine's Emmanuel.

Oh. Rest in peace. Was she the one that just died? We lost her. Did you work one that just died? Yeah. She was a great Sylvia Christel. We lost her. Did you work at one last time? Yes. To a rogue bit.

Why do we not care about your answer, Matt? Oh, no. I'm just... It would be Nightmare on Elm Street for Dream Warriors. Dream Warriors? Yeah. For the Dream Warriors! Coming to your head!

Name the band. Anybody? Isn't that Dokken? Rockin' with Dokken, baby. Dot, dot, Dokken. And soundtrack. Oh, whoa. Hi, scanners. Horror movie soundtrack, if we're going that route.

Did that have a good soundtrack? No. Scream 2 soundtrack wasn't bad. Did that have a good soundtrack? No. Scream 2 soundtrack wasn't bad. It wasn't good. It's true. What's this character I'm doing? I can't let somebody talk without me saying something. You're doing

Pete Holmes. Fucking awful. Shut up. Oh. Wasn't long. Wasn't short. Okay, what are we talking about now? I know. I hate myself. Jesus Christ. It's arguing made simple. Just take the opposite point and walk away.

We're going to play a game right now called How Much Did This Shit Make? Yeah, very popular. Wow. New game. Duncan, of course, hits his first time on the show, so he's probably ill-equipped to play any of the games, especially against two heavy hitters.

Yeah, these are heavy hitters. Strong, solid players. But I don't know this game. Plus, what if the poster's affecting you right now? What if it's affecting all of us? Oh, my God. What if it's affecting all of us? Oh my god. What if when you get rid of it, you stay haunted?

Like, you know, now it's going to be haunting two people. What if the frame is haunted? It has been haunting Aaron Brothers for years. Did they all go under? Is that the chain that doesn't exist anymore? Did they go down? No, Aaron Brothers is still there.

They got the penny sale. They're great premieres. The best. Buy one for $7,500. Get another for a penny. That's right. You know the brothers don't agree on that idea. You know,

I found out the Einstein brothers of the bagel company are not real. Cocksuckers. Ha! They gave them names and a backstory and I bought it.

Why not? I know. Fuck you, Einstein brothers. What about Noah? What about Noah's bagels? Also fake. Same owner. Jesus Christ. You're a r Dime Brothers. What about Noah? What about Noah's bagels? Also fake. Same owner. Jesus Christ.

You're a rube. Yep. For bagels. You're a bagel rube. Tell me that Orange Julius wasn't started by a dude named Orange. Okay, Jimmy Pardo. Yeah, buddy. You got cut from it.

So in my opinion, it should not have made a goddamn dime, in my opinion, this movie. I don't even know how much it did make. The movie is dream, girls. Hang on, hang on. Let me see what it made. I know I gave it 12 bucks at the Arclight. I loved that movie.

I gave it a standing ovation. That's a true statement. Stood up right in the middle of the movie. You really loved it? I did. At the end of the movie. You really loved it? I did. At the end of the great Jennifer Hudson Academy Award winning performance. Me and a bunch of gay guys. We stood up and applauded a screen.

True statement. Must have felt good. Felt real good. Stretch your legs, have it through a movie. Great feeling. There should be A seventh inning stretch For movies She should give back

Her Oscar And go ahead And keep her Grammy I disagree with you Really? She was terrific In that movie At singing

She ain't going Did you catch The talking parts? And I'm telling you That's exactly What it was like. And I'm telling you. That's why we don't have to pay any money. You can't recognize that song if you wanted to.

Somehow got an Irish brogue in the middle of it. All right, it made, let's see, Dreamgirls made, let's see, it was very successful. I know one of the actresses won an award. I think it also got Golden Globe for Best Picture. Is that possible? Now, let me just warn you that everyone's going to bid and it's Price is Right style.

It's closest to the correct answer without going over. You can go first, Jimmy, since you seem to be doing that. I don't think it did very well. $75 million. Okay, Jimmy's in for $75 million. One guy half-clapped, so I feel very confident. He may have just been rubbing Perel on his hands.

Or he just heard about Sylvia Christel, and he's taking care of business. Oh, no. She died having her take care of business. Oh, yeah, I got to get out of the last one. Out of business. Oh, no. She died. I better take care of this. Oh, yeah. I got to get out the last one. Out of respect. Matt, what do you got? I'm going to say

that that movie made... I'm going to count for the Oscar bump. Ah. Yeah. You think it's more than 75? I'm going to say it's 87.6 million.

Jesus. Very specific. Can I change mine to specific? 75.3? going to say it's 87.6 million. Jesus. Very specific. Can I change mine to specific? 75.3? That's alright. Don't worry about it. I know it's 75.3. You don't write it down? Doesn't matter. I know what I said. I had a lot of monster drink today.

I just read that killed kids. Yeah, kids are dying from that stuff. Doesn't keep me away, brother. You do your dope. You guys, you put your weed in your system. Your weed? I drink monster. It's the killer drink.

It's good stuff. It's a monster. It kills you. It is, yeah. It's right in the name. What the fuck are you surprised about? Weeds never killed anybody, and it's always this big illegal thing.

Okay. Oh, the first James Bond movie, Dr. No, made $26 million. That doesn't sound like much. All right, I've got the answer. Duncan, do you have your answer? Yeah, $5. Oh, wonderful.

Thank you. Thank you. Isn't that the move on Price is Right? But I just told you I spent $12. You could go all the way down to $ that the move on prices, right? But I just told you I spent... You could go all the way down to one and still get it, right? But yeah, sure. Five dollars. I like the way you said it.

It sounded like... The homeless guy in UHF. I'll take it. I'll take it. I had nothing. Very specific. And because he bid the highest and the movie made,

Dreamgirls made $103 million without Jimmy Pardo. Somehow they did it. They broke the 100s. Yeah, yeah. And so that makes Matt our winner of nothing. Yay! Congratulations!

But that means you get to go first In the Leonard Maltin game Which we are going to play now At this time After you guys pick your name tags Oh here we go tag name I'm going with Zach What is this Zach I'm out

That grossed me out. That seems like a dick move. I'll take it. Tracy has some sort of award. Pick one that you like. One that speaks to you. One that is a good creative job well done.

I like that one. Let's start with you, Jimmy. This is Mexican food. I have Zach. It's a big burrito. How long, Zach? About six hours old. Is your last name Burrito, Zach? Or Mexican food?

There's no real reason for it other than... Fun. It worked. It got picked. I did it out of convenience, and I really wish I would have made a better decision. You want to give him back his burrito? No, because then I felt that's a dick move, too. I'm going to commit to this.

Zach, you and I, we're going all the way, baby. All right, so you're playing for Zach and his burrito. And Matt, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Greg, who just taped his name on a Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan poster. Yeah, now it says The Wrath of Greg. Now on the back,

that's like children's illustrations of pubic hair. That's how I draw it. It looks like a transformer. Quick plug for my father-in-law. He just got a star on the Walk of Fame, but he was the star of that movie. He should be on this poster. He's on the Japanese version, which I have at my house.

He is, right? I mean, he's really the star of Star Trek 2. He's great. He's on The Reliant. Then all of a sudden, he's helping Kirk again. He gets a bug in his ear. A lot of stuff happens. Good shit.

He's good in that movie. He's good in all the movies. Yeah, yeah. He gets fifth or sixth billing. Seems low. That's low. Seems low. He carries that one.

I mean, Maltaban does, but... You know, they got the first... Okay, you know what? They got the first three guys. After DeForest Kelly. Yeah. Walter. Yeah, that's Bones.

After the first three guys, they got co-starring, and then James Doohan, Walter Cain, et cetera. Mm-hmm. That's what it says on there. Oh, okay. Etc. Oh, really? Seems unfair to the others.

It says, and the rest. Gilligan's Island style. Who are you playing for, Duncan? I think I'm playing for Sam. Thumbs up. Thumbs up from Sam. And he brought a Silence of the Sams poster, and it's got my face with a marijuana leaf in front of it.

Not bad. And I look very scared. My eyebrows are even bushier than normal. And, uh, alright, now that we got our name tags, we will start, Duncan, just to give you a chance to figure out what's going on. And don't worry, no one here will ridicule you

or treat you badly in any way. Great. If you're as shitty at this game as we all expect you to be. God! So no pressure. Okay, great. Matt will go first because he won that last game, and then we'll go to Jimmy and then over to Duncan.

Matt gets to pick a category. Each round we pick a category that are made up by Twitter followers of mine mostly. They don't have to be followers. They can send it in and not follow me. That would be weird if they knew to do that. I'd respect that play. He tweets too much, but I'm going to suggest a category.

That's how they all sound. Let's see here. We need three categories. Rob Bayer suggested Ice Ice Baby. And that's movies with Ice-T, Ice Cube, or Jennifer Grey. Very clever. Then we have at Brittany Hagen suggested

buy a fucking tripod and that's so-called found footage films. Found footage movies. They're always very popular this time of year it seems.

And then speaking of this time of year celebrating a birthday today on October 22nd. Today's the 23rd, right? So yesterday, celebrating a birthday. Might have been today. Doesn't really matter.

The birthday week of Sam Raimi is happening. It's happening right now. So the films of Sam Raimi. Which one of those do you like better? I'm gonna go films of Sam Raimi. Nice. This film of Sam Raimi. Which one of those do you like, Matt? I'm going to go with films of Sam Raimi. Nice. This film of Sam Raimi is from 1999.

I give some clues that don't help at all. Two and a half stars from Leonard Maltin. He says about this movie that it is a likable vehicle for the lead actor. actor and he also says that the movie it stretches out to a conclusion that comes as no surprise.

Conclusion is no surprise and they stretch it out. 1999, two and a half stars. Leonard lists seven performers in this film. How many of those names, reading from the bottom of the cast list up to the top, so the seventh lowest billed all the way up to number one,

how many do you think you would need? I'll say five. Five names. So now James Pardo can bid lower, say four names, three, two, one. Contact. Or he could say to Matt, name that movie, challenge him. And if Matt can't name it,

then Jimmy will win the point. Thought you'd figure out what to do during that long explanation. We're playing for this poster? Yes, your house will be haunted. Just in time for Halloween. We're giving you a hex. If you win today.

I don't know one Sam Raimi movie. So if I say four, Duncan says name it, and I say Jaws, because I don't have a fucking clue, but maybe he knows. He seems like he knows. He's a fellow that knows the genre. So I say four, he'll go three, then Matt does it, and I'm out of the loop altogether.

Do I take that risk? What I'm doing here is I'm doing game show style. I'm giving you my thinking. I'm glad we put that microphone inside your head before the show. We've been mostly just hearing your thoughts, I think, the whole night. Four!

I'm going four! He says four. Okay, now, let's talk him through it again. You already helped Duncan out a lot. Name it. Exactly. Okay. Yes! Yes! Ha-ha! Okay, now let's talk him through it again. You already helped Duncan out a lot. Name it. Exactly. Okay.

Yes! Yes! Ha ha! Powerful, son! I can't. I can't name it. Hang on. I'll give you the names. Oh, four names, right?

Yeah. Instead of Jess, we're already cheating. You could give me all seven and the movie title. Okay, don't forget we're on Can you give me one movie other than this movie that he's directed, just so that I have a clue. Other than this one, Evil Dead 2. Right, that's why I thought

you would go for this. I thought I knew who this was. I don't know who this is. Here we go. Is he the guy that just jumped off a bridge? Nope. No. Who was that?

Tony Scott. That was the great Tony Scott. Jesus. Top Gun Zone. Movies are quite different than Sam Raimi's. Sam Raimi did Spider-Man. I wouldn't go, it's Halloween. Let's do Tony Scott movies.

Why what? Did he make a scary movie ever? It's all action. Great action sometimes. Sure, sometimes scary action. Did anybody film him jumping off the bridge? There is footage. Why?

Really? I say why to you, then why to them, and then why to you. We're trying to play a game here. All right, give me four names. Four names. 1999, two and a half stars game here. Give me four names. 1999, two and a half stars, Sam Raimi. Four names. Vin Scully.

Vin Scully. J.K. Simmons. I think it's pronounced Simons, but it's got two M's, so it makes me say Simmons. Oh, he's confusing. He's so terrific at those insurance commercials. He's so good. I could have gotten a negative one. I don't know why I didn't. Oh, no. You're probably thinking of Dennis Haysbert. No, no, no. I'm kidding. One's a white guy and I could have got a negative one. I don't know why I didn't. Oh, no, you're probably thinking of Dennis Haysbert. No, no, no. I'm kidding.

One's a white guy and the other guy's a black guy. Yeah, the other guy's a big dude. You're in good hands. I'm Dennis Haysbert. I'm very bland. Brian Cox was in this movie? I have a career I don't deserve. I like Brian Cox. And Jenna Malone. Jenna Malone's in this.

But you say Vin Scully. 1999. The fan. Oh, very good guess. If we were still talking about Tony Scott movies. Oh! It's Sam Raimi. Threw us a curveball.

Made a baseball movie Called For the Love of the Game For Love of the Game With Kevin Costner likable According to Leonard Maltin That movie stunk Well it was drawn out and had a predictable ending Agreed

You know what the star is likable So Duncan's on the board with a point for that Wow Holy shit! It's luck. It's pure luck. You gave me that. You gave me that. My pleasure. Thank you. Your first time playing the game, I tossed it. But now we're starting with Jimmy

coming right back at you, Duncan. That guy just walked out in a huff. Is that the burrito guy? No, burritos. Zach, I let you down there, brother. You still got time to turn this around. You got candy treats in there? Yeah, I'm in. We have seven minutes. She brought a whole thing of treats and nobody picked it?

I'm taking... I panicked. You got picked once before, though. Here we go. This is Summer. She didn't win. Summer got picked before and didn't win. You're not going to do any of that? No, sugar. No treat? You're not doing sugar? No, don't sugar. No sugar tonight? You're coffee, to do any of that? She went with the same plan again. No treat? You're not doing sugar? No, I'm doing sugar. No sugar tonight? You're coffee, huh, brother?

Okay. Where did I say we were going to start? With Jimmy. Why? Because he just lost. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're starting with you. Oh, okay.

Yeah. But we're moving in the opposite direction. Which way did we go last time? Now we go to Duncan. Okay, so you go to Duncan after you. All right. I love explaining your game, Doug. Jimmy's eating like a rat over here.

He's just like... Never gets candy, and all of a sudden... You're being very delicate. Like a rodent Yeah Lick your fingers And let's play the game Matt, would you like

The Angry Vader suggested Pitch Perfect And that's movies where someone is killed with a pitchfork Here's another favorite of late Paranormal Blacktivity. That's movies with a black ghost in them. I can only name one. There's a few.

People keep sending me more. They keep telling me about other ones I didn't think of. And then finally, El Cariel. L-L-C-A-R-R-I-E-L. El. Wow. Suggested Taken, and that's movies where someone loses their virginity. Okay.

So which one of those do you want to play? Well, seeing as I can only name one movie from each of the previous categories, I will go with Taken. Oh, okay. You can think of a lot of Virgin. Sure. It's the plot of every movie from the 80s. Well, you get to choose between 1999

and 2005. Oh, bitch. I'll go 99. Okay, he's going 99, everybody. Three stars from Leonard for this movie. Whoa. 1999. Yeah, he calls it good-natured.

And he also says that it is old-fashioned. Wow. Its values are old-fashioned, I should say. Values are old-fashioned. All right. Three stars. are old fashioned, I should say. Values are old fashioned. Alright. Three stars. And he lists 12 names.

Wow. That's a big cast. Probably a lot of kids. A lot of high school kids in that movie. How many names, Matt? I'll go 10. You talkative player. No, wait.

Here. I will go four names. No, wait. Here. I will go four names. Four bottom names. What? Yeah, the four shittiest people in that movie. Okay, so now we go to Duncan. What, do I say

name them? Yeah. Name them! Name those fucking things! Okay, so now Matt has to name those four people Name them. I don't know what this is. Name those fucking things. Okay, so now Matt has to name those four people in the correct order. It's like we're playing with, like we have a five-year-old that's playing with us and we want to help her through it.

You could have bid less names if you wanted to, but you wouldn't be confident in doing that. Maybe he just ate that like an insect eating a smaller insect. He threw up on it and then sucked it in? They're tiny Kit Kats. There's no way to not eat it like an insect.

You could bite it. I'm not a spider. That's an arachnid. Shit, we gotta go. Here's your four names. Jennifer Coolidge, Mina Suvari, Lawrence Pressman. Matt's on the board. He's got a point.

Alright. Now, Jimmy was out of that skirmish, so Jimmy gets to pick a category. From any of the ones you've heard tonight, Jimmy, just pick a pick if you can think of one. Pitch Perfect, that's killed with a pitchfork. Buy a fucking tripod, that's found footage movies. Ice Ice Baby, T-Cube, or Jen Grey.

What was the very first one you said? Your guess is as good as mine. Pitch Perfect. No, Ice Ice Baby. Oh, it was Ice Ice Baby? Yeah, let's go with that. Let's go Ice Ice Baby. All right.

Let's do it. What do you think, Zach? All right. Sounds like another one. Double thumbs up. Energetic double thumbs up. You can't wait to get back to that burrito. 1984.

1984. Duncan, you're next again. Okay. This time. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. Not yet. Ice Ice Baby. Jimmy still has. Okay. This time. I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. Not yet.

Jimmy still has to finish. All right. I got to give the clues and stuff. One and a half stars from Leonard. How many? This movie. One and a half. One and a half.

He didn't like it. It's from, yeah, and like I said, it's from 1984. And it's got either Ice-T, Ice Cube, or Jennifer Grey in it. And the movie says the movie's about a small town. And he also says that it's a good premise. I'll just say the whole sentence. Good premise, gunned down by purple pros.

Buh? Somebody in the audience just said. Takes place in a small town, good premise, gunned down by purple pros, and there are eight names listed. How many names can you get in? Seven.

Name it! JP says... Whoa! God damn it. I love the game! Jennifer Gray, Harry Dean Sten, Ben Johnson, Powers Booth, Charlie Sheen, Leah Thompson, and C. Thomas Howell in... Soul Man.

Duncan Trestsell is our winner. What is it? The movie's called Red Dawn. Red Dawn. Did Zack ride a shithead on the back of his burrito? Yes, he did. Wait, what? Is that really your shithead? Okay.

Oh, and Matt's got one too And come get the prizes Silence of the Sams Congratulations We got one minute Enjoy your cursed home Good luck

Any last plugs Jimmy? Yes, podcast-a-thon Day after Thanksgiving From Pacific time Noon to midnight, 12 hours. Lots of great guests already scheduled. You are one of those guests. Tickets are on sale, but you can watch it live streamed everywhere.

You can watch it at herdcast.com, P-A-R-D-C-A-S-T.com. And Doug is going to be auctioning off something from Doug Benson. So please. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're going to auction off a guest spot on the show. This is to benefit Smile Train. This is to benefit Smile Train. Thank you very much.

Smile Train. Smile Train. It's for charity. It's for the children. Oh, shit. Our time's up. Matt? Watch Tech in the Show weeknights at 7.

Yeah, do it. G4. Duncan? I'm going to be at the Fun Fun Fun Fest. Me too. Me too. Me too. Oh, awesome.

Cool. Yeah, so come to that. Yeah, yeah. I think we're even on the same show one night. Cool. Yeah, come see Duncan and I at Fun Fun Fun Fest. Me too, me too, me too. Oh, awesome. Cool, yeah. So come to that. Yeah, yeah. I think we're even on the same show one night. But yeah, come see Duncan and I at Fun Fun Fun Fest. And as always, as all, what did I say? Duncan, Trussell, and I? Come see

Duncan. I think I might have, okay. As always, Katie from Paranormal Activity 4 is a shithead, and the Detroit Tigers are a shithead. Bye, guys. Who doesn't watch another cocky? Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

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