Doug Loves Movies - Jimmy Pardo, Henry Phillips and Wayne Federman guest

Episode Date: February 10, 2017

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes Jimmy Pardo, Henry Phillips and Wayne Federman to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug, and I love movies. Okay, so everybody's not necessarily on the same page. Coming to you once again from Nerd Melt showroom

at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles. It's Thursday, February 9, 2017, and I want to see some goddamn name tags. Oh, I wrote down GD name tags because I didn't want to swear at you guys. And then I still did anyway. What's that clapping noise over there? Alright, let me... Oh, whoa!

The Aristopats. That's a nice one. Whose faces are on there? You're on there? You're all, every character? You're every cat in the Aristopats? But it's funny that they're still cats because you changed them to the Aristopats.

And also, just as a theme to go with, you know, shows here at the Nerd Melt showroom, why couldn't you do a movie that had crickets in it? And put your face on all the crickets. I love the crickets are really, it's more than one, right? Or could that just be one? It's two or three? Are they making love or trying to get each other to make love?

Is it one trying to talk two other ones into a three-way? Like, why do they make that noise? Are they really trying to, do they have to tell somebody something or is that just the noise they make when they breathe nobody has to answer these questions Dial M for Matthew I like that that's an old school movie that you stuck

your name right in there wow it looks like there's almost enough name tags for each of my guests to pick one I thought it's 7 o'clock on a Thursday night. It's probably kind of a difficult time to get it together and be here. And I appreciate that you guys did that. And also tonight, you were here

instead of seeing, you could be watching Lego Batman or John Wick 2. I'd rather be doing both of those things right now. Or Fifty Shades Darker. Applaud if you right now. Or Fifty Shades Darker. Applaud if you're going to see Fifty Shades Darker.

Oh, I probably will. For reals? Why? You're just shrugging like, oh, I have to. What's going to happen? Did you see the first one? I did. He gets in an elevator at the end. Or she gets in the elevator. And then the doors close. That's the cliffhanger ending. Is that sometimes a person will get in an elevator at the end. Or she gets in the elevator. And then the door's closed.

That's the cliffhanger ending. Is that sometimes a person will get in an elevator and go away. You may see them again. You may not. So this next movie, he's got like a stalker or something. So it's not even about... Anyway. You know it's Twilight fan fiction, right? That's how that started.

Yeah, nothing good can come from that. Twilight was enough. No one needs to write more based on Twilight. That's my opinion. Are you going to argue with me, young lady? What about Twilight? It didn't have boobies or booties.

It didn't have boobies or booties, you're right. Just a doggy. Just boobies or booties. It didn't have boobies or booties, you're right. Just a doggy. Just a bunch of doggies. And as I pointed out on this show recently, it makes no sense. The vampires in Twilight should just go, hey, let's just, you know, hang out for like 20 or 30 years.

All these dogs will be dead. We're immortal, and these are just a bunch of stupid dogs. I guess since they're werewolves, they can live to be people dying age, but that's still 100 years in the life of those guys, those vampires. They don't give a shit.

That's like a blink of an eye. All right. Thank you to the four people who brought name tags. All right. Thank you to the four people who brought name tags. Doug Loves Movies is back at the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego next Thursday. That's Valentine's Day, and it's Tuesday, you idiot. I'm arguing with myself now.

Tuesday's Valentine's Day, and we'll be in San Diego. I think there's only like 30 tickets left for that, so get on it if you want to join us. I heard that they're bringing in some crickets special. Normally that club doesn't have any crickets, but I find it very soothing and I want it in all of my shows from now on. In fact, Ryan, just a note,

we'll add a cricket if there isn't one because I think people are used to it and they love it. now on. In fact, Ryan, just a note, will add a cricket if there isn't one. Because I think people are used to it and they love it. I'm going to be at Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina on Saturday doing a Doug Loves Movie, Saturday, February 18th. But that's sold out. So come to my stand-up show on the 16th and bring a name tag

because we will play a little Last Man Stanton with audience members. All of my dates and deets are at Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com That is so weird that the newer thing you did much better than the thing that's been...

Okay. Oh, and also, Doug Loves Movies from SF Sketch Fest is available now in the country album section. Country album? In the comedy album section. I wrote down comedy, but I read it as country

because my handwriting's so bad. Comedy. But you know what? Go ahead and look in the country album section. See if any of my stuff is there. Let me know if it is. Yeah, it's just two bucks and it was a lot of fun.

Thank you to everyone who's here tonight. You could have gone to see... I already said all that. Oh, now it's time for Tweet Relief. Tweets about movies. Open Mike Eagle, friend of the show. He's at Mike underscore Eagle on Twitter, and he tweeted,

The young Pope is like if Stanley Kubrick made a movie about the Pope every week but kept dying before it was finished. Really solid joke if you've seen the new Pope or a Kubrick film. This has been Tweet Relief Eyes Wide Woke Edition. Let's see what's in the prize bag, you guys. I carried this from my home to bring to you.

And it includes a Douglas Movies t-shirt. And a copy of the DVD of Something's Gotta Give. Didn't need that in my house anymore. I was like, if that's in my house, I might watch it. A couple of pipes from Peacemaker. I think I used one of them once. Yeah, that's a dirty one. Yeah, you're welcome.

It's like, you know, I do a little something for you, a little special there. And this is awesome. They give these out at the company that they do my show Getting Doug with Hi-Yat. It's a company called Jash, and they gave these to everybody, and they're

water bottles that you carry around with you. It's just not my style. I mean, I liked it. It says jash on it, but I'm not that into it. But according to this, it's called, this thing is called Swell. And you can get them at SwellBottle.com. And, but here's the thing, you guys. It'll keep hot liquids hot for 12 hours. And it'll keep cold liquids cold for 24 hours. Yeah. Science.

All right. Well, also, don't talk to me anymore. I know it's an intimate group tonight, but I don't want to hear from the audience where are you from the guy with the Douglas movie shirt on originally from Maine from Maine and now you moved out to California

trying to come to every show alright good luck alright cause I'm gonna try to stop you I'd appreciate if you didn't wear that shirt because walking down here to the show people could have seen it followed you here and then there'd be more people here and that's the last thing I need please join me in giving a warm welcome to three super dudes good friends of

mine and they're all here tonight for you and the crickets. Let's hear it for Henry Phillips, Wayne Fetterman, and Jimmy Pardo! Hey fellas. Hey. fellas. Hey. Hello. Let's say hello to them individually and give them a little nice individual round of applause, starting with a first-time guest on the show to my left.

It's Mr. Henry Phillips, everybody. What? I didn't know that. You didn't say anything. First time on the show. A little jazz for Wayne and Daddy here. What's that? Our mics't know that. You didn't say anything. First time on the show. A little jazz for Wayne and Daddy here. What's that? Our mics are barely on. Oh, the mics aren't hot enough?

Check. We put them all at the same level before the show, and by we, I mean people that might do it when I'm not looking. But I think so. I think we're in good shape. Henry's got a motion picture. Do you call it a sequel to the other movie? We do, yeah.

So there was Punching the Clown. Yeah, Punching the Clown. And the new one is Punching Henry. That's right. But you don't have to have seen the first one. You weren't the clown in the first one? I was the metaphorical clown. Why are you just going to make a series of films about punching you?

Well, I'm being metaphorically punched, I guess. Life is punching you. Exactly. We're the entertainment industry, more specifically. Yeah, it's a showbiz tale. It's got lots of cameos and fun parts for different people that we know. And I got one

of them to be here tonight. That's right. Could you guess which one it is? Me? Yeah. which one of these guys is also in your movie mr. Wayne Federer yes Wayne Fetterman everybody Wayne plays a powerful executive at the network the now network how many scenes do you have I think just the one right oh no I have a two you didn't pull a Fetterman and out on that one. Thank you for remembering. Wayne likes to have one scene in things. Yeah, that's how I act.

We shot them all on the same day. But I feel like, Doug, you're starting to shoot some Fetterman, I mean, Benson and outs, right? I don't have any. I used to do one scene all the time. Now I get a three-episode arc. Oh, my God. It's all different moving up in the world how many you because even on x files you were just that was that was just

the one episode you were in just one episode but until you played wayne fetterman on that i played a guy named wayne fetterman who was a hollywood producer kind of the same i did the same background work that i did on henry's movie I might have inadvertently typecast. Yeah. That I think definitely happened. So where and when can people see Punching Henry? February 20th it'll be out on all the digital platforms. Amazon and whatnot.

And then there's going to be a theatrical release on the 24th. Oh, there you go. In the Amazon. Yeah, exactly. How many, so a couple select cities for that? Yeah, LA will be a big one. New York, there'll be at least some people

gathering to watch it somewhere there. I'm not sure exactly. I heard you can't go anywhere in New York because of Trump. Oh, really? Yeah, I heard everything's closed. Security? Yeah, it's costing us like a million dollars a day, too. You can't move. Sorry, New York, but we're not coming to you anymore.

New York's over. Well, everybody come out here and watch the movie February 24th. I love it. Yeah, and also, you know, more obscure towns, you know, like Chicago and San Francisco. Yeah, I don't know. You're really losing me. You start with a city that's completely dead. Then you go to these ones I've never even heard of. and, you know. Yeah, I don't know. You're really losing me. You start with a city that's completely dead. Then you go to these ones I've never even heard of.

Yeah, I know. So good luck to you and your movie in this America. Yeah. Jimmy Pardo is here, everybody. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Veteran of the program. He's been on 18 times. You know, the last time I was on, I won. And I never came back to defend. Thank you, Wayne. I'm having trouble with the program. He's been on 18 times. You know, the last time I was on, I won, and I never came back to defend. Thank you, Wayne. I'm having trouble with the language. So here I am a year later to defend my title. Well, we used to have a thing where we'd have people come back like the next week or the next show if it was in the same town or whatever, and that just sort of fell apart.

You did away with that? Yeah, because it's hard to get people to come back. Like, look, it took me a year to get you back here. Lucky to have me. But I'm glad that you're defending your title tonight. How do you feel going up against these two? Not good. Not good at all. Wayne knows a lot about the motion pictures. Henry's made a couple, so I know

I'm in for a tight battle. I only know the people that are in art. You barely remembered Wayne. Yeah, I mean, I really thought it was a whimsical thing to say which one of these was in your movie, but you really had to look them over. Kind of locked it up, yeah. Like we were doing a lineup,

and one of them snatched your purse. Gotta snatch that purse. You like that guy at all? I like that. Yeah. Yeah, what is that? Gotta snatch that purse. That's my new character, right?

You're always looking for a character and a catchphrase, aren't you? I've been looking for 30 years. Gotta snatch that purse. Says all the makings of opening up for Larry the Cable Guy. I'm in. Snatch that purse? Gotta snatch that purse!

I say it after every punchline. I do a joke and then snatch that purse. Or what about clutch that snatch? Well, I'm somewhat famous. I can grab pussy, so yeah, I could do that. Oh, no, I thought clutch is another word for purse. I apologize. I thought you were talking about grabbing pussy.

My mistake. I got excited. I thought we were going to talk openly about politics, but apparently not. I love that politics has grabbed that pussy. Yeah, that's what our politics are. It is now. Political humor for you there.

Very Jeffersonian. Yeah. Moving on up. He said. Jimmy, what's going on with you? You got the podcast-a-thon coming up. We got podcast-a-thon 2017 coming up on March the 4th. It'll be streaming live at NeverNotFunny.com.

We are raising money for Smile Train. It's a very long performance of Never Not Funny. It is a 12-hour marathon. We treat it like a telethon. We raise money. Last year, we raised $184,000. Oh, let's applaud that, you guys. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. And we've got a great line of people. And it's for Smile Train. Smile Train's a very great charity. Yes, sir. It's for people who enjoy looking at trains. Yeah.

And they give you a smile. Hey, choo-choo. Hey, there's a train. We don't want our trains taken away. No, we don't. So give to that smile. Hey, there's a train. You know, we don't want our trains taken away. No, we don't. So give to that charity. No, it's a terrific charity, Smile Train.

They fix kids' cleft palates in third world countries. It's exactly right. For people that couldn't otherwise afford to have that surgery, surgery only takes 45 minutes, only costs $250.

So for that little amount of money, and you give whatever you can, $5, $10, $250, whatever you do, I donate a lot of money. In addition to my time i donate a heck of a lot of money i write off a lot of money i like to give the charity specifically i give so much money uh jesus christ now i heard that you gave your son surgery to get a cleft palate and then got him a surgery to fix it

just so he could uh relate to this charity that's i want my son to understand why i'm doing 12 hours away from the home. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'd say, look at your face. Now look at it mangled. Now look at it fixed. Bam.

Smile train. Happy to do it. Who said aw? Aw, that one sounded mean. Come on. He said mangled for humor. You wouldn't do that to Oliver. No.

He's handsome. Very handsome young man. Yeah. So what's the date of the podcast? March the 4th And it'll stream live At nevernotfunny.com The live show is at Flappers

But it is sold out Yeah that sold out quickly right We crashed the Flappers website People are dying to sit there For 12 hours Yeah And just go through The same hell that you do

They get excited We have a new guest We have different guests On every half hour Yeah So they get excited It's a really fun show To watch on the stream

Or live Whatever way you could do it Yes And I am again Going to contribute guests. We have different guests on every half hour. Yeah. It's a really fun show to watch on the stream or live, whatever way you could do it. Yes. And I am again going to contribute to the auction aspect of the show. The opportunity for people to be on both either my movie show or my weed show for the highest bidder

will get to be a guest on the show. That's Wayne. Tell them about how that's how you first appeared on this show. By the way, Wayne is our... Wow, you were quite the yes-ander, Wayne. I like to do a different kind of improv. It's a little slower. Jesus, everyone doesn't have to be in the Del Close school.

Comics are more like no butters. Yeah, exactly. What were you saying? Yeah, I'll go. You want me to get this one? Wayne is our musical director. That's right. He plays fun tunes, whatever.

And when you request something specific, he fumbles around and he might play it. He might. Once in a while, I get it. Yeah. We do one of the songs from Les Mis. We do Les Mis. We do One Day More. One day more. Another day, another destiny.

I just play the piano, so I can't really jump in right now. Is that the one Reddy Medbain sings? Eddie Redbain? How you doing? You alright? No, it's not. It's my friend Hawkman. That's not it. Wolverine. Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman sings that one. Oh yeah, that's right.

This Never Ending Road to Calvary. It's actually a medley. It's the only thing I'm going to know for the whole night. Yeah, Redmayne's in there. They all want one more day, Jimmy. One day more. One day more. That's just the Wolverine. You were really going to go for it.

I thought that's what we were doing. Henry had the right vibe. Not that I'm going to give the minimum, but you can give $5 if you going to give the minimum, but you can give five dollars if you wanted? You can give five? Okay, alright,

I just wanted to see if I should tell you I give a lot more than that. Okay, but if I wanted to, I'm not saying I would, but I can do five. You can go five

or you can certainly go a lot more. Doug Bench is always a big reality. Not only does he do auctions, he also does trips. I try to match my auctions,

but the auctions are getting out of control. People pay like five grand to sit here like you guys are doing. Match it up. Gotta snatch that purse. Or snatch that what? Snatch that purse.

Yeah, but yours was what? Clutch that snatch? Clutch that snatch. Grab that purse. Like our president does. Right in the Oval Office. give it a little toot. Hey, Betsy, come on in here. Tavos grabs the push. But he did say they let him do it,

so it's not against their consent. Right, they let him do it. Why wouldn't you? No one wants to do anything against their consent. I'm just glad people are finally talking about this. I know. Where were we when the election was happening? That would have been a good time to chat.

Grabber by the Pussy chunk. Didn't do any good. Do you have a song about Grabber by the Pussy? No. Because I know you write clever songs. I do, yeah. Well, what I have is templates for songs, and they get updated over the years. So I'm more likely to incorporate grabber by the pussy in a one of my pre-existing

songs if it didn't already have grabber by the pussy to begin with but uh yeah no the whole politics thing is just kind of i have enough darkness in my life i'm trying to trying to lighten it up speaking of darkness I've got a very specific question that I'd like all three of you to answer. Do remember that you are under oath. Do you... Are you going to see Fifty Shades Darker? I probably won't, but that's

not because it's not a good movie. What if the people that made Fifty Shades Darker were like, we're not going to see Punching Henry. Wouldn't you feel bad? Don't you think you should? I'm presuming they're not. That's fair. Yeah. No, actually, now that he's mentioned it,

I probably will. I'll bring a date. Yeah, I think you should see all the movies, and then all those people that made the movies, they're obligated to see yours. You're right. I've got to say, it's a little bit harder to talk shit about movies

when you're trying to promote movies. Right? Yeah. I know. It's movies when you're trying to promote movies. Right? Yeah. I know. It's kind of an uncomfortable position to be in. No, I don't want you to talk shit about Fifty Shades Darker. I just wonder if it would appeal to anybody here at all. Like, Wayne, did you see the first one?

I did see the first one, and I saw it the best way to see that movie. How's that? Which is at a Benson Interruption. Oh, that's right. That is the best way to see that movie. Why are you going to be doing it? It's one of the best ones to interrupt because it's so fucking slow. Are you going to do it for Darker?

Are you going to interrupt for Darker? Oh, you're just calling it Darker now. Yeah. You're giving it a little nickname. Darker. Darker. You are. I will wait for that.

I imagine I will, but yeah, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait for that. I'm not going to see it this weekend. All right. I'm going to wait for that. I'm not going to see it this weekend. All right. I'm going to wait until I can interrupt you somewhere. So I'm answering your question with a question. I'll watch it as an interruption.

All right. Okay. Oh, I will not watch it in any way. In any way. Yeah. All right. I figured that's where that was going to go, but I still was curious. If anybody wants to see it.

There's a young lady here that's excited about it in a shrugging, what the hell sort of way. There's other things to do. You don't have to see it. There's a young lady here that's excited about it in a shrugging what the hell sort of way. There's other things to do. You don't have to see movies. That's true. You don't have to see that movie. Do anything else but that. Well, this weekend there's certainly a lot of choices. What are our options?

I don't think that one's going to be number one. Have you seen, you know what I saw yesterday? Split. Did you see Split? No, let me ask a question real quick. What was the last movie you saw? Oh, hang on, let me think about it. Oh, it wasn see Split? No, let me ask a question real quick. What was the last movie you saw? Oh, hang on. Let me think about it. Oh, it wasn't Split?

Oh, yeah. Yesterday I saw Split. Oh, okay. And what did you think of it? Good follow-up. I enjoyed it. I have not seen it. You should see it.

I thought it would be one that Doug Benson would not hesitate to see. It actually played at a film festival I was at. I chose to see something else that I enjoyed a great deal. What did you see? I was happy with my choice. I saw... Now I'm not going to remember what it was called. Chips?

But it was awesome. Yes. The funny. The new Chips. Michael Pena, Dax Shepard, the new chips. Wow. Yeah. I bet you Tom Arnold makes an appearance. I hope he does. So, Jimmy.

Yes, sir. You are giving a thumbs up to Split. I loved it. I loved Team Strong. I liked it a lot. Yeah. Liked it a lot. I like motion pictures.

It's a Shyamalan. Yeah. But it's not necessarily twist heavy. It's got a little wiggle. Twist is strong. Wiggle. Yeah. But it doesn't necessarily twist heavy. It's got a little wiggle. Twist is strong. Exactly. Which is good for him, I think. Plenty. It was very enjoyable. I'll tell you this.

In the motion picture house, in the cinema proper, there was me, and then a couple that I did not know, and another single man that I did not know. Four people. None of us left at all during the movie, and then when it was over, we all ran to the bathroom and all joked about how none of us wanted to leave the movie theater. So that tells you

you stay invested in this thing. It's a nice movie. And I made a nice couple of friends at the urinal. James! That's the bigger part of the story. I buried the lead, didn't I, Henry? I apologize. James McAvoy does a terrific job. I didn't know who he was until today when somebody told me he was in other movies.

I thought he was a new face. No, he's in a bunch of stuff. And he plays more characters in this movie than he probably has in his entire career. And he's great as all of them. Convincing as all. Yeah, okay. Yeah, a real actor showcase. But you also liked the movie.

I did. I enjoyed it. All right. I take it. Nice wiggle. Wayne, do you like a nice end wiggle? I do. I do.

I saw Split as well. Oh. What are your thoughts? Well, yeah. Let's do this. I saw Split as well. I saw Split as well. I was not as enamored with it.

It's Cisco and Ebert. I was not as enamored with it as James. I enjoyed it. Don't tell me. Yeah, yeah. I didn't spin this differently. But, yeah. I'm not giving you the awards like Paolo did. This is what came out of the movies. I know. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. Don't tell me you spin this differently. I'm not giving you an award.

I know. I saw it. I think I did. Sometimes I do the double feature. Do you know that? Where you walk into another movie theater. Without going to the front and saying, here's some money for the next movie?

You just see two movies? Sometimes I do that. You've never done that? I don't think I've ever known someone who does that. I did it when I was in high school. No, but then you grow up. What I like to do

is I'll straight up, I'll buy a ticket for the movie I think deserves the money the most and then go see whatever the fuck I want to go see. Oh, that a boy.

Show him. Put a foot on that asshole's neck, Doug. Yeah, if I see Fifty Shades Darker, John Wick 2's getting the money. That a boy.

J-dubs. But that and the Lego Batman are both this weekend, so it's a huge weekend. I mean, obviously, Lego Batman will make all the money. Can't wait. That I'm looking forward to. That I am looking forward to. But I'm still in the Oscar movie

in my head you know I want to make sure I see all of those before well that's the thing is I've been encouraging people to try to see every single thing that's nominated for an Oscar even in the technical categories best song all that shit I've seen most of it and I'm doing a pretty good job

have you seen the docs? I haven't I especially haven't seen that. Isn't the O.J. Simpson? Isn't that 10 hours long? Nine hours long? Yeah. It's almost. It's eight and a half.

And it played in movie theaters? I saw it in the movie theater. How did you do that? You buy a ticket. Or did you sneak in? But it just played for a week. And they just show it once a day? They show it twice a day.

It's eight hours long. No, you're right. You're right. They show it twice a day. It's eight hours long. You're right. They showed it on the studio. It was at the Lemley in Santa Monica. That's right. One started at noon and one started at five. That's correct. It was the first time I'd ever been in a movie with two intermissions. What do you do? You get out and get a snack? What do you do?

You go to the snack bar. That's where they clean up. I actually went out and went to Chipotle on the Third Street Promenade. Did you drive over there in a white Bronco? That's relevant to the movie. But I will tell you this. My favorite documentary of this year was not nominated. I was shocked.

What was it? It's called Wiener. Oh, yeah, everybody raves about that. It's an excellent, I haven't seen... It's incredible. It's an excellent documentary about Anthony wiener oh yeah everybody raves right it's a it's an excellent uh i haven't seen it's incredible excellent documentary yeah yeah it's better than 13 it's better yeah it is about anthony winner yeah yeah it's beyond good no it's a documentary about the making of sausage party no but is it like him telling he's telling his side of the story is that it it's literally it's just him walking around doing his

terrible shit. This is what happened. He basically, this is crazy, he basically runs for mayor and he has his ex-Chief of Staff who wants to be a documentary filmmaker. Film it. He's like, hey, we'll film it. But in the middle of it... What could possibly go wrong? Film all this shit.

And without giving away any, there's a scene in the movie literally where you hear his buddy, the filmmakers from behind the camera go, why are you letting me film this? Yeah. I'm not kidding.

That is in the movie. Like he is shot. Like why are you? Why do I have to take your dick pics? Gotta snap that pic. It is epic. It is.

But yeah, it sounds pretty amazing. Like the guy is not afraid to be on camera. He loves it. Loves it. One area really loves it. Yeah, really wants it. Remember the movie Overnight. Right.

But I've never, let's do a quick white guy comedians who worked in the 90s question. Have you ever taken a dick pic and sent one? Wait, what show do you think you're on? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Never mind. Never mind. I have not.

I have not. Close? No. Oh, no. All right. You have, Wayne? No, I have not. I have not.

But I'm very, like, I'm. You'd have to wait for the whole thing to develop. I think I've rarely had a woman even request such a thing. Never. Not once. No request. Why would they care? You know, dick is just something...

I thought it was... I had a girl sketch it one time. Just send her a picture of a dildo that's particularly effective. Yeah. Look at this. It vibrates. Oh, that's sexy. Thanks for sending me that.

Sorry, I went off track. I have sent other people's dicks. I don't know why I asked that. Could have been interesting if somebody said yes, I guess. I don't know. I blew it. I made a mistake. Rolled a dice. It's a weird thing. Also, aren't most dick pics you just pick one on the internet that you like and then send it out? Yeah, that's what you do.

How many dick pics on the internet do you like? You know, like, how do you get your face and your dick in the same pic? It's not easy. I see. Ron Jeremy can. Yeah. There's a reference from 1978. Yeah, but he's still chugging along.

Hey, this Seika's got a future. Seika? Did you guys know Seika? Yeah, but he's still chugging along. Hey, this Seika's got a future. Seika? Did you guys know Seika? Yeah, Seika. It's very popular. Seika? Somebody's correcting you. Yeah?

Let me see if I'm saying this right. Fuck off. I know, right? I think it is Seika. Anyway, I call it Senka. Some people call it Folgers. Henry. Yeah.

What was the last movie you saw? Because that was your last movie, Wayne, was Split? You both guys just both got around to seeing Split? No, I think I... You're talking about in the theater. In the theater. Or any format. I just saw the...

God, what's the name of it? The Peter Cook Dudley Moore movie from 1967. The Dazzled? Yeah, just saw that for the first time. Oh, yeah. Saw that on the flicks of neck. Got some fans. Yeah, that was a great one.

Yeah, Can't Hold a Candle, the remake with Elizabeth Hurley. I like that she's booing. She's booing because it was terrible. Okay, but the original Bedazzled, you enjoyed it? I thought it was a little talky, but the middle third in that music number is phenomenal. And I just, you know, I love Dudley Moore. Yeah, it was great.

Do you think there's anybody that used that criticism during silent film days? Too talky? Yeah. Too much cards. I'm glad they're not allowed to talk. I'm glad I don't have to hear those people. So what's yours, Henry?

Well, most of the movies I catch are on the plane. So I finally saw The Big Short. And I just loved it. It's really good. But do you understand what happened now? Well, one of the nice I feel like I might, according to the movie anyway, but

the nice thing about watching it on the plane is you can is you don't have to be embarrassed when you stop it and go back like 20 seconds. I had to do that. It took me like seven hours to watch the whole thing. But it was a long flight. Australia, I think I was going to. No. But yeah. One of those movies where Christian Bale clearly really threw himself into the role.

Learned how to talk like the guy, look like the guy, play the drums. He really did all that stuff. And a great actor could have just showed up and just made up a character. Nobody knows that guy. He's just so perfectly doing a guy, nobody knows. And I love his commitment, and it's an interesting character in the movie but well there's so many like even it is a little

technical at times or whatever but just the performances are great and the editing I mean or the direction or whatever

but like just a lot of those freeze frames yeah like the one on Christian Bale right in the beginning and yeah very funny

but not too this movie's a lot fresher in your head than anybody else here right now you know what I just like about the a short was I thought the editing was phenomenal like that was the first time I'd ever seen anyone clip off

dialogue and purposely right in a movie and I was like whoa yeah this is really working innovative stuff like that incredible yeah that's a good job he did there okay that's what I remember about it yeah no I'm I'm doing that thing where he thinks I'm making fun of him but I'm just like, yeah, good. A year from now I'll talk about all the other movies you were just talking about. That are on the plane.

You can have me back and then we'll talk about Split. All right. This is a part of the show where Burt Kreischer turns it off because he doesn't

like this part. What is it? It's the part where I say, let the games begin. People brought some name tags. I don't know how you guys are going to do it. I heard it was light with the name tagging.

It's a little light with the name tags. We've got a lot of folks visiting from out of town. I'm going to go in there. Here tonight. You guys got to fight over the ones you like. I'm going to go in there. Here tonight. You guys got to fight over the ones you like. I'm going to go with the person in the back. I'll go right here. Is there in the back? That's why you picked it?

Yeah, because I felt like they got here late. There's a blinky one over here. It looks kind of cool. Oh, I was wrong. All right. While these guys work it out, we're going to do a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody.

We don't have any sponsors for this particular episode, so I'd just like to take a quick moment while name tags are being chosen to remind you that my new show, The High Court, will be premiering on Comedy Central on Monday, February 27th at midnight, after at midnight. And while you're at it, go see the Lego Batman movie.

Like I needed to tell you to do that. Back to the show. And we're back. Hey! I didn't see the detail you put into the Aristopats. Henry picked the Aristopats. I love it. Yeah, we talked to him earlier in the show.

Log line is, everybody wants to be a Pat. Right. The Aristopats. Walt Disney production, which is great. And then there's a... The bottom, read that. A tune-filled, patamated extravapatsa. Yeah. Those,

those puns made more sense when it was cat. I'm guessing this is Pat. Katamated extravacatsa still doesn't still isn't great. I think it's great, but yeah, good job, Pat. And thank you for choosing that one.

Henry was down there. Shit. I want to see this part again. All right. What do you got there, Wayne? All right. I got this thing. It looks like they're going for Blade Runner Land 2049, but it says Laid Lunter Land. La La Land. La La Land.

So Laid Lunter Land. What they're doing is they're combining two movies, Wayne. I still don't get it. For humor. And there's a picture of your face over Ryan Gosling. Yeah, as it should be. You know, this is my favorite movie of the year. This is my favorite movie.

Oh, that is? La La Land, yes. That's your favorite one? Why haven't we talked about that? That's my favorite movie of the year. It's going to win the best picture, people. Get ready. Doesn't mean it's good.

Get ready. Doesn't mean it's good. You people who like Moonlight, get ready to be disappointed. If you're in Manchester by the sea, maybe it's time to take it. Get ready. Those people want to be sad. La La Land's about happiness. It's so good. There's one big problem in it.

Okay, I'm interested in this because we've got quite a debate going here. Really? Yeah, Jimmy does not care for La La Land. Oh, no, I liked it. I just don't think it was my favorite of the year. No, care for La La Land. Oh, no, I liked it. I just don't think it was my favorite of the year. No, Jimmy, you hate it. Oh, yeah, I apologize.

Thank you. I hated it. I hated every second of it. Felt like it was a hostage situation. But I thought, Jimmy, I just kind of assumed that you would enjoy it

because I do know you like a good musical. I love musicals. I was distracted by the opening scene. I wanted to know what road was closed down that entire time.

That's all I did was focus on that. I thought the dance number was fine in the middle. I liked it a lot. But I love musicals. Love them. So what's your pick for best picture over that one? Probably La La Land.

Okay. I'd have to look at it. Because it's a bunch of heavy ass movies. What are my options? Fences. I like fences. Hidden fences. What about Hidden People, whatever that one's called? Hidden Figures. I like fences. Hidden fences. What about hidden people, whatever that one's called?

Hidden figures. I like that. Hidden figures. That's good. I like that more. Very good story there. Yes, go. Very interesting story.

What else you got? Hacksaw Ridge. I haven't seen that. I won't see it. Okay. Lion? Is lion? I think Jimmy's telling the truth.

Yeah. That's a play on words. I said lion. Nice. the truth. It's a play on words. Nice. Have you really listened to the lyrics to that song? What?

The first verse is all about the lion sleeping. The next one is the lion's nearby. And the third one is, hey, it's night time. There's a lion out there. The progression is like there's hardly anything happens in that song, but they're very concerned about this fucking lion. There's a lion, yeah.

I think the lion is going to eat the villagers. He's not going to sleep? I think they're singing that song because the lion is like, I can't eat somebody that's singing that annoying song. They used to use it to keep the lions awake. They're like the lions asleep, so now we can sing.

I thought it was the lion was going to eat the people, and that's the only way it could sleep. It can't sleep well without eating. No, I think he's asleep. Oh, he's going to have a late-night snack? But they're worried that he's going to wake up. The next day in this song, the lion kills everybody. That's the B-side.

I think. But anyway, the worst part of La La Land is, and this is, again, my favorite movie of the year, easily. Okay, what's the worst part? La La Land is, and this is, again, my favorite movie of the year. What's the worst part? The titles, for starters. No, the jazz-splaining. The jazz-splaining is a little tough. Yeah, but you're already funny.

It's pretty funny how Ryan Gosling is feverishly explaining how great jazz is while guys are playing it right in front of him. He's ignoring the show. That's like if you went to a comedy show and you're just right in front of everyone. Comedy he's ignoring the show. That's like if you went to a comedy show and you're just like right in the front row. Comedy is dying. You gotta save it. Shut the fuck up. I'm doing it right now.

But the movie's got a lot of that in it. But also it's kind of to me, the movie's all very dreamlike anyway. And so things don't necessarily have to be real. Did you like it? I did very much. It's my favorite of the year for sure. Whoa.

Of the year. Well, of the ones. Of Oscar caliber shit. I would rather watch, not rather, but I also very much enjoy Deadpool. I know it. Those are my two favorite movies. Of course. By the way, the greatest opening credit sequence in the history of Hollywood for comedy.

Greatest comedic opening credit sequence in the history of Hollywood. Deadpool. Is there anything close? Is there anything close to Deadpool? It's good. It's real good. Oh, there we go.

But there might be. And the greatest, what would you say the greatest, never mind, sure, go ahead. No, what's the question? It was movie related.

It wasn't going to be about dick pics again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the greatest closing comedy movie, like for closing credits for a comedy, for closing credits for a comedy. Best closing credits for a comedy? Cannonball Run 2.

For a movie. What? Cannonball Run 2. Yeah. Those outtakes. Tom Deluise laughing. He's infectious. He's dumb fuck slaps him.

Yeah. Funny. Zero times. To this day, I enjoy outtakes. I enjoy seeing them. What movie did we just see? Not you and I. There was a movie that was just out that I was mad there I enjoy outtakes. I enjoy seeing them. What movie did we just see? Not you and I. There was a movie that was just out

that I was mad there wasn't outtakes because it really screamed like a movie that should have had outtakes. What one was it? Jackie. Boy, was that un-fucking-watchable. That was un-watchable, brother. Really?

Oh, you didn't like Jackie? I liked the performance. That's what everybody says. She's great. It's not a good movie, but the performance. You thought she was horrible? Oh, I thought the whole thing was awful. everybody says. She's great. It's not a good movie, but the performance. You thought she was horrible? Oh, I thought the whole thing was awful.

I really did not care for it. Now, you know which Jackie we're talking about, right? Jackie Joyner, the runner. No, not, no. She's playing Jackie Kennedy in that. Oh, boy, I should have focused in more. Yeah. You're like, why is that runner wearing a pillbox hat?

Jesus, I thought that would slow her down. You don't want to wear headgear when you're running a race. What a mistake on my part. I misread that. All right, so I don't know what's happening at this point. Oh, we're still talking about Wayne's name tag. So it's not only is it a La La Land-themed name tag, but it's also got a Three Musketeers and a Sour Patch hanging off of it.

Delicious. Do you enjoy that sort of thing? No. Why'd you pick it it's just because it had ryan gosling and i loved his performance as sebastian sebastian yeah i got a real question are you not gonna eat those our patch kits i will not that is correct yes jimmy do you want those are you comfortable handing those over to me yeah give those to jim Jimmy. Yeah, thank him. Just tear them off of there. Just tear them as soon as... There you go. Are you good, Henry? Do you want a Three Musketeers? Maybe after the show. Want a Sour Patch Kids?

Jesus. Well, yeah. Okay. Jimmy's just like this while the movie's playing, by the way. Anyone want Sour Patch Kids? That would ruin my night. I will not even go along with that bit as much as I hate people calling me that. Sound system. I apologize.

Who are you playing for, Jimmy? We're happy to tell you. Here you go. Hand those down to Henry. I'm playing for, he's got Jason Shine here, and he's got a little wiggle waggle on the bottom there.

He couldn't find a solid piece of cardboard. This is, I can assume your name is Jason Yeah You know drop the toot brother He answered in the affirmative I didn't know what the negative part was Oh he's changing up your name tag

Yeah I hated that fucking guy's answer so much Oh is your name Jason This is unprecedented Yeah Fuck off Dial in from Matthew Look at that Oh hang on Hang on

Let me ask Is your name Matthew Yes Look at that Look at that sincere yes That he gave Polite Look how sturdy that is

No So I'm playing for Matthew Alright well good luck Some other time Jason Oh no he's banned He's never playing again I don't have that kind of power So I'm playing for Matthew. All right, well, good luck some other time, Jason. Oh, no, he's banned. He's never playing again. I don't have that kind of power.

He's banned from playing? I don't have that power, but I'm banning him. Okay, you're banned. By the way, it's not going to matter, Jason. I don't win. I'm not good at winking. You want a sour pouch? No. Is it good?

Delicious. Yeah? This first game we're going to play... Wait, don't we show our prizes? Oh, yeah. Good idea. Let's find out what the stakes are. What are they playing for?

Oops, sorry. Here, you want to hold something? Oh, I got it. There you go. Go in order? Yeah, sure. What do you got for us? Okay,, I got it. There you go. Go in order? Yeah, sure. What do you got for us? Okay, I've got a...

Looks like a bag from the Apple store. Yeah, but it's not anything from the Apple store, unfortunately. You're the worst parent at Christmas. I do that. The wrapping says something fancy, and then you open it up. Oh, we've got this at the 99 cent store. I do it hoping that somebody is going to steal it from me and then get my schwag, because I have a copy of our first movie, Punching the Clown.

Oh, there it is. The first one, Punching the Clown. That's where it all started. That's great. It's great. Signed. Signed. Yeah, signed copy.

Oh, critics on the back, they say things like, it's inside this box. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's really good to know exactly where you can find the movie. It's inside this box. That's right. That's right. We were very happy to get that. Exactly where you can find the movie. It's right in there. It is. What else you got?

And I also, in case that sucks, I bought... From the Apple store. You can't say in case that sucks about a movie that has a sequel. That's true. Seems to have done pretty good. Yeah. Well, not the box office, people like people like people like yeah and in case that sucks no no you know and also the DVD might be scratched that's that might be literally the last

copy of the movie ever I found it in my closet but you can see it on like reddit or whatever for free so it doesn't matter but no it's not even your movie it's a copy of clue oh even better people like that it's got three different endings oh yeah so you get a real bonus there but you have the packaging for my movie uh and also this is my new henry's kitchen a cookbook and it's a cookbook for my uh my web series henry's kitchen that is a thin book my my friend. Yeah, well, I was in a hurry. Oh, it's got a doggy, a picture of a doggy. Yeah, it's fun. A dog's purpose.

That's right. All right, so both of those things are going in the prize bag. Thank you. Do you want to keep your apple bag? No, no, no, I'm good. Okay, we get the apple bag, good, because my bag is flimsy as fuck. This is some sturdy shit. Yeah, they know what they're doing.

All right, what do you got for us, Wayne? Real quickly, this is the Trials of Lenny Bruce. It's a big, thick book. If you're interested in Lenny Bruce and how the U.S. government tried to silence this guy, not at all relevant to today. Not at all relevant. Yeah. And here's my other thing.

Now, I am, I'm not going to tell you what guild I'm in, but they send me free DVDs, not at all relevant to today. Not at all relevant. Yeah. And here's my other thing. Now, I am, I'm not going to tell you what guild I'm in, but they send me free DVDs, so I'm not allowed to give them out. But this is the one, so everyone can see what it is. If you get this,

if you're done with it, burn it or don't sell it or do anything like that. So I don't want to tell the people at home what it is or the people at the thing. But if you want to read along to Fences, you can read along to this.

This is the script. You can read Fences while you're looking at this movie over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the script. This is an interesting way to experience the movie, reading. You can read, yeah, if you're learning the language. You can read the script of the movie while you're watching whatever this movie is. That is awesome.

But, yeah, I love to read fences. Let me just pick a passage because it is Black History Month. August Wilson, by the way. Here we go. Troy says, I ain't thinking of no Sandy Koufax. So that's just part of... Pulitzer Prize! Pulitzer Prize.

That's part of the tension that happens in that movie Go ahead What I brought is a cinch sack From the LA Kiss Arena Football Kiss Corps That's a nice cinch sack They've since gone out of business The LA Kiss Arena no longer in existence

But I was a season ticket holder For three solid years You also get an LA Kiss lanyard holder. You can put your season tickets right on that. And then... You licked your Sour Patch kids. Yeah, three Sour Patch kids. And then my latest CD,

Sprezzatura. There you go. Award winning! Pass that down here. Look at this Cinch that bag Oh it really does cinch It's very much like the apple bag

You're going to have cinch bags for life If you win tonight Pat or Matthew or Not Jason Whatever that guy is La La Land La La Land guy I don't know his name

Jason Jason Now every track on this album, Jimmy. Yes, sir. Yeah, we've talked about this in the past. Yeah, every track. I hope I pick a different one this time. Give us a little taste of track six.

Oh, boy. Is that, oh, that's a street player. No. It's not? Yes, it is. No, it's Aloha Mama. Aloha Mama! Okay, that was a little taste of that.

Can you do a little bit of Track 11, Snatch That Purse? What if it was on there and I ramped that bit into it early? I gotta get my... Oh, you're setting it all up. I gotta get my brain on it. So clever. It's on brand. It's on brand.

How horrible would that be? What an asshole. It would be comedy in the 80s, basically. It's like the guy who sells his shirt. A lot of comedians, they'd have a tape bit where music would come on and they'd almost act like they were surprised by it. Okay, if you're going to play it, I'll do this.

If you're going to play it. Alright, so thank you for reminding me about the prize bag and it's quite chock full of amazing stuff that if I had to guess, I just think Jimmy seems like he really wants it tonight.

We still talking about the game? That's where my money is. Let's do this. I don't know if I yes, okay. I'll learn that. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to It sounded like an insult. It did? It kind of came off as insulting, okay. I'll learn that. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It sounded like an insult. It did? It kind of came off as insulting, yes.

I think you're going to take it down. What's insulting to those two, then? I mean, this is so exciting, the crickets are actually trying to listen. They quieted down. This first game, Henry's new to the show, so I've got to explain everything to him. But the other guys probably also don't know what I'm talking about. Plus I have a learning

disability. What? No, but it won't affect the game. Oh, okay. Maybe that's why both of your movies have the word punching in the title. Because you have trouble writing. Yeah, yeah. It's easier to just repeat it. It's a word you could use over and over again. No one can see me. I can. What? There was some shenanigans. writing yeah yeah it's easier to just repeat it's a word you could use what

there was some shenanigans all right so this first game is called purple rain man and it's a eight people are enjoying that choice it's a mashup movie title game like in the instance of the example title, Purple Rain Man, if I said, what movie stars? And I said, Morris Day and Dustin Hoffman, you might be able to put it together. That's Purple Rain Man. But just to help you out,

I will keep giving you more names from both of the movies. Love it, love it. Until somebody gets the right answer. And I'm going to make a prediction that this might stump you guys. I love it. That's even better. That's a possibility. We're going to be naming the actors

in the mashup? You have to name the title of the movie when I tell you the actor. Oh, I got it. That would be in it. It's two titles mashed together. Right. Just like Purple got it. That would be in it. It's two titles mashed together. Right. Just like Purple Rain Man. I see.

Ready? Do we buzz in? No, you just yell out as often as you want. Do you want to do any pre-guessing? Oh, I think I do. I think I do. What do you got? No, no, no.

That's not right. Okay, give me another hint. Did I miss? I thought I had it. I thought I had it. I've got a pre-guess. I thought I had it. But now I think of it.

It doesn't fit. It doesn't fit. Con Air America. Oh. That's a great one. That's a good guess. Oh, no, I'm sorry. That's incorrect.

All right. I got one. Would this work? That's the title? California Split. It's both the name of the movie. No, because then you're not... Split is just in there. I guess it kind of works.

Doesn't work. Wayne doesn't get it. Manhunter for Red October. Oh, I like that. It's close. It's not called Hunter for Red October. It should have been. I don't know what hunt they're talking about.

That guy was a hunter. Can we do the real one that I prepared? This is the very hard one, right? This is the hardest one you've ever done. There's plenty of people who have been on this show that would never come up with this answer. I love it. Yeah, I'm going to get this.

Jack Nicholson and James Whitmore. Mm-hmm. James Whitmore, of course, played... He was the old guy with the bird in Shawshank Redemption. No audience help please. Crickets especially. Anybody got an idea what that is? Let me give you some more names.

Diane Keaton. Oh Jesus. And James Whitmore James Whitmore is the only person in this other movie. Oh. I may have said too much. I think you may have said too much. What do you got?

I think it says Fuck. I'm going with Oh no no no. I'm going with... Oh, no, no. I'll give you another name. No, no, no. The first one. Fuck, what was the name of that movie?

The other name is Keanu Reeves. And James Whitmore. Is it Wayne's turn or do we all get to... No, everybody just jumps in with it. I'm just going to jump in with some bullshit You don't want to do bullshit Oh as good as it gets That's what you're going to say

Yeah but I was going to What movie starts with the word gets As good as it gets shorty As good as it gets smart I mean these are not correct answers But it's not called gets smart I'm just playing along with you. I got you.

Oh, I see. So it's not as good. As Good as Gets is incorrect. Okay, good. I can't think of that movie. It's got Keanu. It's got Diane Keaton. It's got Jack Nicholson.

Directed by that lady. The other movie's got James Whitmore. And just James Whitmore. See, I told you this was a stumper. Yeah. That's a tough one. So I'm going to tell a stumper. Yeah. That's a tough one. So I'm going to tell you the answer now. Yeah.

And then we're going to move on. Okay. Something's got to give them hell hairy. The Terry Truman one-man show. Yep. Yeah. I couldn't remember something's got to give. I kept, yeah.

James Whitmore, the only actor to ever get nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture for a one-man show movie. Or it's just him. Did not know that. I knew that would be a tough one. I thought somebody might pull it out. This next one, somebody's going to get this right. It's a round of Characters Welcome.

In this game, thank you very much. The guy with the Doug Loves Movies shirt on I want to surprise him he's familiar with things that happen on the show and Characters Welcome

is a game where I'm just going to name characters played by one actor or actress just rattle them off and we got to guess just guess out loud whenever you think

can you give a sample one just to that's not on there just so we know what you're talking about okay like if I said... I've got to think of characters played by somebody off the top of my head.

That's a big assignment. Like, let's say Sebastian, like the guy from La La Land. Would you say that? And then I would go... Yes, Ryan Gosling. One of the names would be Sebastian. Another one would be a driver. Another would be a guy with a notebook.

Those are the names of his characters. He's credited in the notebook as a guy with a notebook. That woman said, wow. Yeah. I don't know if it was supportive or disappointed at your joke. Either way, it came off as both. I'm excited about this.

Yeah, it's a fun game. Something's got to give him hell hair. That was a good one. That was good. Yeah, nice piece of business. Guys, look left. Who played Brenda? Carolyn?

Hillary? Woman on plane? Linda? Hillary. Woman on plane. Linda. Winona Ryder. Oh. Gina. No, that's not her. Gina.

Denise. I love this game. I love this game. Ileana Douglas. Is it E.G. Daly? No, I like that guess. Damn it. Am I close then?

What was her name in Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Dot. She was Dot. Yeah, no Dot. Denise, Raving Bitch. This person played Raving Bitch. That's another great guess. I don't know how you do it.

Network Executive number three. Jenna Elfman. No. But I do see her in that role. I got him. Michaela Watkins. No. Okay.

Patty DeMarco. Oh, who started the Patty DeMarco story? Alexi Darling. Is this where we should be getting it now? No. Oh. This is tough. We should have gotten it. Okay, okay. should be getting it now? No. This is tough. I'm just going to start guessing. There's a bunch of random lady names and parts.

I'm going to go Denise Richards. Sherry Meyerowitz. Sherry Meyerowitz. Sarah Silverman. That is correct. Oh, wow. A Raving Bitch. Yes, I do know that movie.

Can I just say I knew the answer when you said Raving Bitch. Yes, I do know that movie. Can I just say, I knew the answer when you said Raving Bitch, but I didn't want to say it right then because she is in our movie. Yeah, she's in... I had to give it like three or four. I didn't put her character's name from your movie on there, but then she played Lainey Brooks in that movie that she got

a SAG nomination for, and then this one is the giveaway one to me, Vanellope Von Sweets in Wreck-It Ralph. I would have got it right there. Raving Bitch was that great movie. It's where she gets punched in the face. Yeah, it's a way of the gun.

It's great. It's a great opening scene of the movie and then the rest of the movie can't live up to it because she just... Is it like in a parking lot or something? Yeah, yeah. She and Benicia del Toro

and the other guy, Ryan Phillippe, come over and she's like yelling at him and I think she says the C word. She calls him a cunt. But her boyfriend, she thinks her boyfriend is going to back her up or something? They just both get fucked up. Oh, I see.

Yeah, it's pretty hilarious. It just occurred to me that when we asked her if she wanted to play a network executive who's a raving bitch, she was like, nah, I don't want to do that. Because I think she was tired of that. Well, you know, she also played, I believe it was a network executive, that name Alexi Darling was in the movie Rent. And she had one scene where somebody's talking to her about...

Oh, yeah, Mark goes in to try to sell her his... Or he interviews for a job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my Mark goes in to try to sell her his, or he interviews for a job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my friend Anthony Rapp in that role. Oh, very good. That's me. Talking about my buddy. Is something about Mary?

What did she play in that? She was maybe Linda, Gina, or Denise. I think Denise was School of Rock, no? Is it? No, Patti DeMarco was School of Rock. All right. What was Carolyn? Carolyn was Rock. No? Is it? No, Patti DeMarco was in School of the Rock. All right. What was Carolyn? Carolyn was Pittsburgh.

I'm just guessing. Okay. But yeah, she had a lot of parts where they just gave her some name, and then she got full names eventually. Sure. That's fun in that game. That's why that game is fun. I like to tell...

When Pete Holmes isn't here, I have to be the one to tell everybody when it's fun you guys up for one more game? yeah let's play two more hell yeah I like games I'm not good at them so far Henry's in the lead so far Henry's in the lead it means Henry gets to go first in the next game

the last game that really is the one that matters. I'm going to quote my wife whenever my wife said this about her playing games. My wife, my wife. She said she's very competitive, yet not good at them. So that is kind of how I am in these games. I'm competitive, yet I'm not very good at them. That's all.

Glad I brought that up. Say hi to her for me. More than happy to do it. Yeah. I knew Jimmy's wife way before Jimmy knew her. Yeah, I knew your ex-girlfriend before you knew her. Who? I don't think that's true, not that I said it out loud.

Yeah. It just doesn't have the ring to it. That it did in my head. And I've known his son longer than he has, too, interestingly enough. Huh? That's hard to pull off. Got to sneak into a hospital, the whole deal. Okay, so this game, I think Wayne and Jimmy have probably played this before.

It's called Last Man Stanton. I've never played anything but the Leonard Maltin game, so I'm thrown by all this. Well, we always had other games besides Leonard Maltin. But I was never part of that. But they rotate around and stuff. Every time you were on, we just went straight to Maltin. Every time. Maltin. Yeah, then his app died.

No, if you were on a year ago, we didn't play it. We didn't play Maltin. It may have been more than a year ago, then. We played Maltin. Might be three years ago. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's been a long time. Good to be back. So great to have you back. Thanks. And

Last Man Standing is a game where we get a suggestion from the audience, which I don't believe anyone tweeted me today. The suggestion. The LA crowd is really like, you know what? Your dog just settled for us maybe showing up. I'll do it.

We don't want to get too involved. I don't want you to tweet anything. I usually someone, I like to play along in this game, and so we usually get somebody in the audience that writes me on Twitter, I've got a perfect suggestion. Because we get the name of an actor or actress. Let's put away our phones, Jimmy.

I don't want to make people think we're cheating. I'm not cheating at all. I'm just getting ready to look something up on your phone. You're just shazamming. Nothing.

Yeah, you can't shazam. I don't even know what I was about to say. What were we talking about? Well, we don't have a... Oh, we're going to get a name of the actor or actress. We take turns saying movies that that

person has been in. Oh, that's fun. If you can't think of one, you are out. I see. I'll start. Do you ever play that movie cats game or whatever you're calling it? Yeah, movie cats. We play movie cats. We're not funny? Yeah. You still play it? We haven't played that in a long time.

Because people suggest it to me all the time because people always come to me with new game ideas, and some are pretty good. That's just you. You just need to name a movie going in alphabetical order. Like, you would have A, Henry B. Oh, that was what that game was? That's it.

Yeah, Movie Cats. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's play a game where one person says a movie, another person says somebody's in that movie, then somebody has to say a movie that person was in, and you keep doing that all Yeah, we've done that. That's not Movie Cats? That may be Movie Cats. I think that's Movie Cats. Yeah. The other one've done that too. That person was in, and you keep doing that all the time. Yeah, we've done that. That's not Movie Cats? That may be Movie Cats.

I think that's Movie Cats. Yeah, the other one's the alphabet game. That's the game people suggest to me all the time. That's a fun game. And I have to say, well, my friend Jimmy does that. You're more than welcome to take it. I'm still in that game. The same way John Hodgman took Judge Jimmy away from me,

you can take this away from me. And Marin took it all from me! You were a Judge Jimmy? Yes. What was that? I never heard of that project season two what does that mean season two i've never not funny we did judge jimmy where people would write in with their problems and i would uh uh adjudicate i would yes thank you because jimmy kimmel does that too he

does judge jimmy everybody can suck it then all of showbiz yeah i'm very much against anybody being a judge on television i I think it's not... Right? The internet, that's where it's at. I don't think it's cool. I don't think anybody should do that.

Don't do that. Are you plugging the high court? Yeah, well, that's why I'm being so innocent about knowing that you were a judge. Oh, I see.

Because I really don't remember that. I was never a guest on an episode where you did that, right? No, those were, that would be episodes where we did not No, we had guests on because then they

would be the lawyers and I was the judge. And somebody would call in and go, hey, my roommate is leaving out the peanut butter, whatever I do, and then I would assign you would have to say, leave it out, no problem, and Henry would have to say, put it away. And you'd have to fight your... You'd have to argue it. I did do that. Yeah, you did it. Yeah, yeah. And then I would rule with an iron fist. And you were trying to back... You have to argue it. I did do that. Yeah, you did it. Yeah, yeah. And then I would rule with an iron fist.

And you were trying to backdoor pilot that? No. You wanted that to become something else? No, I enjoyed doing it on the podcast. Oh, okay.

You could still do it? I wasn't backdoor piloting. There's no reason to stop doing it. Don't dare accuse me of backdoor piloting. There's room for more than one judge in this town.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. Judy, that's it. Judy. Joe Brown? I will take them both down. I don't even... Hot Bench?

They're through. I don't know what that is. That's a fucking TV courtroom show. It's called Hot Bench. And there's four or five judges. There's four or five judges and they stand around a big table in the deliberation room

and argue about the case. Is it watchable? Hot Bench. Doesn't sound watchable. I didn't... I just... didn't I just someone told me about it I went I'm gonna tell others about it without ever there's so many judge shows so like I hope I don't get caught up in the I like that judge you ever her name is she's that woman over there on is it on Fox or The Blaze? Where's she at? Judy Scheinlein. The nut job.

Judge Jeannie. Is it Jeannie? Oh, Jeannie. Judge Jeannie? Is that her name? I don't know what you're talking about. The conservative woman. The Trump, yeah, Judge Judy.

She's a judge? That's not you. What is it? Jeannie. Jeannie. Thank you, sir. Jeannie. Judge Jeannie.

Jeannie. What is it? Fox. It's on Fox. It's on Fox. What's her last name? Do you know, sir? Can you Google it? It's Piro. Yeah, that's it. What is it? Fox She's on Fox What's her last name? Do you know, sir? Can you Google it?

Piro Yeah, that's it What is it? Piro That's it Oh, yeah, yeah I know who you're talking about She's great

She's great Terrific Never heard of this Judge Janine Piro She's horrible She's one of those nutjobs that, you know, says lies and then tells you you're wrong

for not believing her All right We try not to get I used to do a game. Have you ever done the game where somebody says a number and then the person next to you says the number

that comes right after that one? Oh, that's a great game. And then you go around. Oh, we could do that all day. Yeah. Are you in? We could do that while we're... Do you want to start us off?

I'm not that good. Okay, 17. Incorrect. Boy, you started off wrong. I always screw up the first one. I'm kind of a strict judge when it comes to these things. Well, I just... I was, like I said, people suggest games all the time on Twitter.

And somebody suggested this, because since you guys are saying you love games so much. What happened to the other one you were going to do with the name? Well, that's the finishing game. That's a closer. Yeah, this is, I'm throwing this in as a little bonus. A little bonus, Benson. See, I just want to see what you think of the game and then maybe we can try it. Contestants, guess which movie you're referring to

based off the question you read from the IMDB's facts section. I love it. Oh, that's fun. The FAQ section. This was suggested by Axe About Me. No longer fun. I'm in. I'm in on that.

Thanks for the suggestion. Yeah, me too. All right, let me look up. Is it the I'm in. I'm in on that. Thanks for this suggestion. Yeah, me too. All right, let me look up. Is it the facts or the trivia? The FAQs.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because it's a question. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, what question would somebody be asking about this movie?

I love it. If nobody gets it right, then I can move on to the next fact. Do you think you can handle the internet part of it? So we're going to see

stuff like, what's it about? Pulling up IMDB and getting to the facts page. I got this. I think this sounds fun. Are you feeling good? I don't feel good, but I think it sounds fun. You've never done it, right? The game is called

Just the Facts. Of course it is. Gotta go with that stupid one. More legal stuff. Yeah. Let me find these suckers. Where do they put the facts? Like at the bottom of the page? You don't have this queued up.

They might not be on the mobile version. What? I don't want to be a buzzkill. Dude, you might be right. Wait, they got to be on the mobile version. I know the mobile version. Everybody uses their mobile more than anything else these days. I know, you're right.

Is there a desktop option? No, it's like there's trivia, quotes, quotes. Why don't you do trivia? Trivia. Read the trivia? Because it'll often say too much. Well, trivia is kind of like they're also cousins with John, and that's not going to be helpful.

But that is weird. Are the facts really not on the version on the phone? Hang on. Let me look at my mobile and see if my mobile gives me different information. 38. 39. Jimmy lost. Oh, we're still playing that game?

Jimmy, he's out. 40. 40. You were too late. Too late. I knew it was a time limit. It's such an easy game. You've got to put some pressure on it.

I made it to 7,622 one time. And then you stopped? By myself, yeah. Oh, you didn't even have any competition. And then you didn't know the next number? It was ridiculous. And just panicked it was ridiculous yeah yeah I just panicked all right I'm gonna try the trivia you guys just you could still do what you're doing over there Jimmy but you know no you want me to keep looking yeah you

keep looking but I'll just say something from a trivia section I'm on all of them have names of people that just give it away so I'm gonna try to find a piece of trivia that doesn't doesn't blow it. Oh, this is perfect. Yeah. When Erica kisses Harry in the scenes outside the restaurant in New York City, it was improvised by the actress playing Erica. Oh.

When Harry met Sally? No. No, that would be Sally. Yeah, but there might have been an Erica that he kissed. It's been a long time. Right? That's right. Maybe that was a. It's been a long time. Right? That's right.

Maybe that was a subplot. Mm-hmm. The DVD includes a deleted scene where Harry sings La Vie en Rose for Erica in a karaoke bar. God, I know. Is it that movie with Billy Crystal and Deborah Winger? No. Dirty Harry. No, that's not the name of that. Oh, it's Harry and the Hendersons.

No. Damn it. I No, that's not the name of that. Oh, it's Harry and the Hendersons. No. Damn it. I thought it was Erica Henderson. It's getting fun. Hey, what was the one you guessed but you didn't know the name of it? Now it's going to drive me crazy. Was that the one with the winery or whatever?

The grapes? Which one? The Deborah Winger, Billy Crystal? French Kiss. French Kiss. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they go to a basketball game and that's fun. Hey, I can't find, there's no fax on this mobile version.

What? That's what I was worried about. Yeah. This is weird. So we're just playing it with the trivia. Here we go. The first trailer included footage of Harry and a gorgeous woman walking through a restaurant comparing his life with those sitting there.

Oh. Interesting. The poster for this movie is very similar to another poster that features the same actor. Wow, when people go on IMDb to type this in, oh, I can't wait till the world knows about this. It looks like a similar poster. Can you give us a hint? Like the actor now?

Taken director Pierre Morel is the second unit director of photography of this movie. That's a sweet piece of triv. That is a good trivia. That is some fat triv right there. The guy who plays Harry is De Niro. There's no doubt about that.

20th Century Fox declined making the film citing that the leads were too old. Oh, they're too old. It's got to be a cocoon movie. Scenes from the mall. Scenes from my mall. With Woody Allen and Ben Midler? The Divine Miss M, they call her.

The lead character of this movie is a notorious bachelor who always escaped the noose. I got it. I know who the actor is, but that doesn't help me, right? We got to get the movie. In real life, it's the other way around. The actor is divorced while the other actor hasn't been married.

That's great trivia. When you leave the names out, it doesn't have the same bite. Nancy Meyers wrote the roles of Erica and Harry specifically for the actors who played them. As good as it gets. Something's got to give. That's correct. Wayne Federman.

Very good. Hey, Doug. Great job not yelling out, audience. I know that that one was probably driving you crazy. Thank you, guys. Doug, I know it's your show, but I looked something up to see if there was facts. Yeah. Can I throw some trivia at you and you try to guess it?

I love it. Here we go. Let's play. Can I jump in? Yes, everybody plays. Everybody plays. Go, go, go. All right.

I got to stand up. Go ahead. Okay. Could you sit down? All right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. The word, now listen. Then win. The word sir now listen then, Wayne.

The word sir is used 164 times. Just sir with love. The word sir is used 164 times during the movie. That's an average of once every 50 seconds. Officer and a gentleman. No. Taps. No.

The bridge too far. Any movie has Marcy from the Peanuts in it. No. No, wait, wait, the Peanuts in it. No. No, wait, wait, wait. I think I know. Is it the Aaron Sorkin movie? Would anybody like a second? Yeah.

Yeah, we might need that. I'd love another one. All right, here we go. That's a great first one, though. Aunt Ginny is played by Rob Reiner's sister-in-law, Maude Winchester. Yeah, yeah. It's the fucking, what is it?

When Harry Met Sally. No, it's the- Here we go. I know the movie. It's the one with Kevin Bob. A Few Good Men. That's it. A Few Good Men. There we go. I know the movie. Ranked the one with Kevin Pollack. A Few Good Men. That's it. A Few Good Men.

There we go. Doug Baskin. That's it. Kevin Pollack. There we go. Tom Cruise. You can't handle the truth, sir. Let me give you one more

and see if you guys can get it. Oh, I love this movie. I feel like I got an assistant. Oh, no. Damn it. Hang on. Kill some time. I'll look up a movie.

Oh, I'll kill some time. Doug Loves Movies is going to be back over at UCB Franklin on February 21st at 9.30. Hope to see you guys over there. Yeah. We're importing some crickets

so you guys will feel at home like it's a true L.A. show. It's good as it gets. That was, you know, that was originally supposed to go to the Kevin Pollack role. It was originally supposed to go to

Jason Alexander. But he couldn't do it because of Seinfeld. Oh, good for Kevin. That's how that all happened. That's how that all went down. In A Few Good Men? Yep. Yep. Wow.

Are you guys ready to play What the Fact? Yeah. Was that your Jason Alexander impression? It was not, but not bad. All right, here we go. Here's the movie. Name the movie. Hey, Jimmy, could you yell shrinkage?

I can't. I'm not looking. I'm not looking. It was shrinkage! It was shrinkage here. All right. The film was shot in reverse order. Memento.

Memento. The actor began with long hair and a beard. Curious case of Benjamin Button. Then for each scene, his hair and beard were trimmed bit by bit. Into the wild. Until he became clean shaven. Cast away. Cast away. Good one. his hair and beard were trimmed bit by bit into the wild until he became clean-shaven. Cast away.

Cast away, good one. The actor considers this movie to be one of his greatest achievements as an actor. Is the actor Dustin Hoffman? No. Okay, I'm not going to guess his films. Jeremiah Johnson. After spending time with the actor,

as he prepared for the role, the real gentleman wanted to remain on the set during filming. Producer said he had to hurt this guy's feelings and ordered him to leave because he believed that his presence would prove a distraction. There will be blood. Shot on 104 different locations in every borough of New York except Stanton Island.

Oh. Wait, what was the first clue again? Way back when? Serpico? Yeah, Serpico! Serpico! Wow! Yes, Serpico!

Good for Wayne Fetterman! Sydney Lumet! Good job, Wayne! Woo! Yeah, I know that movie. Look at you! Yeah, they were worried that that guy would be weird. Yeah!

Frank was his first name. Yeah, Frank Serpico. I just came up with a new idea for this show because I like playing the games. The guests should just bring the games. I agree with that. Why do I do all the prep? Take that out of the equation. It is your show.

Tell me a game and then play it. That was fun. Was that 1973? Yeah, 1973. I'm just embarrassed that mine was shown up by his. But I'll try to pull some, I'll play the Just the Facts game with actual facts off of the thing, but for some reason the mobile version doesn't have it. But I can write them down.

You want to do one more? I can do one more. Yeah, yeah, do it, do it, do it. You guys in a hurry? Who's got tickets to see Lego Batman or John Wick 2? Anybody? I was supposed to go see Sting tonight, but I sold my ticket, so I'm good to go on time. Oh, I was going to say. I thought you were in a rush

to get out of here. Nah, I sold my ticket, Doug, because I commit to doing a live appearance. Okay. Alright, here we go. You ready? I'm waiting for the page to load on the World Wide Web here. Now they fucked up. I can do a game without even looking at a computer. What game is that? I can do the movie, you know, the Oscar

winner year. What? If can do the movie, you know, the Oscar winner year. What? Like I know... If you say a movie, you know what year? Yeah, in other words, I'll give you... If it won the Oscar? Yeah.

Either I can give you the name of the movie and you tell me the year or I can give you the year and you can tell me the movie. That's... Is that weird? So, well, you've just memorized

all of them. 87. That one I don't know, but the... I was just... I was trying to throw a... I can do it. I can do it. What was 87?

It's the... So you can be the one who shouts the number. No, no, no. I wouldn't have yelled it out, but it's the... No, no, no, no. It's like a big epic. It's like... Terms of Endearment. No, no, no, no. It's like a big epic. It's like... Terms of Endearment.

No, no. Last Emperor? Yeah, Last Emperor. Okay, yeah, you are good at this game. No. I'm saying I can do it. So you shout the number and then we say the thing. No, you do it another year.

Oh, I see. Do another year. 2015. 2015. I'm trying to go a little easier on you. Oh, hey, just to throw this in here, The Girl with All the Gifts is the name of the movie that I saw instead of Split at a film festival,

and it's very good, and it's coming out very soon. Really good movie. By the way, if you're looking for a great performance, there's a movie called Christine that I completely... Oh, yeah, that car is amazing. There's that scene where it crushes itself into that... The alley's not even big enough, and Christine is just like...

It just crushes the guy in the... It's an incredible performance. It's so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard to get on DVD. Keith Gordon is good in that, too. Good pull. Alright, you ready? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. This movie was shot entirely in sequence. Ooh.

Rope. Oh. Requiem for a Dream. It was originally suggested that- Sleuth. It was originally suggested that there would be several sequels occurring every 10 years, which they would get back together, but it didn't happen because the director and one of the actors had a volatile relationship.

Boyhood. Diner. The screenplay to this movie was written in just two days. This is Spinal Tap. Punching Henry. Two of the actors dated for a while after filming this movie. These are fun clues. The director later said his biggest regret about the film was using the breaking glass effect.

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What would that mean? What would that mean? The blazing? To hear the sound of breaking glass? Special effect on screaming? Falls off the screen?

Once you know the movie, you'll know exactly Why you hate that That scene in the movie He's right Okay Alright one of the actors Outfits in the movie Was the exact same Exact same outfit

When he auditioned For the role So that's a clue One outfit He wears one outfit In the entire movie Oh that's a very good clue Wait

Ah Pulp fiction The David Bowie quote At the beginning is pulled from the song Changes oh the Breakfast Club yes sir

there you go aww great there you go good one yeah there we go okay

wow but I want to go back through some of those oh I guess Emilio Estevez and Ally Sheedy dated it was Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael. Yes.

And John Bender. Oh, no, it was John Capellos and Paul Gleason. Hey, those two dated. They dated. The principal and the janitor. And Judd Nelson

wore that outfit to his audition. Of course. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. And then the breaking glass in the marijuana scene. He regrets to.

Remember when he screams and it breaks. Yeah, because that wouldn't happen. Ever. Yeah, it was such a realistic movie for the most part. Yeah. Standard uniform. But it's amazing the two day writing that script. I mean, I don't think a guy would walk across a football field and then just stop and stand there for three or four minutes just like that. I don't know.

I don't think that would really happen. He'd keep moving, wouldn't he? Yeah, he's got other movies. Eventually his arm's going to get tired. Yeah, he's got to go do other things. All right, so I guess we should play the game I bring to the table. But that sure was fun. That was fun. I feel like this has changed Doug Loves Movies for the future. Then now you're going to have guests bring games.

Probably not. It does feel like a workshopping version of the show tonight. Because don't you feel like if I said to comics, I mean, it's hard enough getting to remember to bring something

for the prize bag. Like if I say, come with your own game, like a lot of them will be like, yeah, I'd do that. Then they show up, oh yeah, that.

Just one. All you need is one. Yeah, that's true. That's that great Beatles song, right? Yeah. All you need is one. All you need is one. It's a mashup of two.

Everybody. Oh, just one. All you need is one. All you need is one. It's a mashup of two. Oh, just one. All you need is one is the loneliest number. That's a song about three dark nights. Batman is lonely. All by myself. All by myself. I want to be all by myself.

Let's play Last Man Standing. Yeah, let's do it. Here we go. We're slightly crunched for time here now because of all that stuff we did. Jimmy, are you weirdly close to Wayne right now? Come on. Why doesn't that make you laugh?

It doesn't. It's uncomfortable. I apologize. I had no idea. Wayne's not a touchy-feely individual. Is that true, Wayne? You don't like being touched at all? I do. I feel like I'm not unruly. But I don't like massages particularly.

Yeah, but you're not warm either as a person. You're not a warm person. I think that's what Doug's trying to say. That's not what he's saying at all. Yeah, you're not very warm. You're not very receptive to people being friendly. It's a beef that started when you guys disagreed about Split, right? Well, I certainly won't forget that moment.

Yeah. But we'll see what happens. They were Split on La La Land as well. They were Split on Split. Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens. They were split on La La Land as well. They were split on Split. Yeah. All right. So that's the thing I've been learning about Rotten Tomatoes. Yes.

Is that if a movie gets, if critics give it like a B, B minus, B plus across the board, that'll be certified fresh. No question. You know? It's binary. Exactly. Yes. Yes.

For the computer kids. That's a problem. I'm going to have to think of an actor for us to use. This will be a good game for you to participate in. No, I'm not going to play. Oh, no. It's okay. Don't worry about it.

We just need to pick a winner. Would you want to do a quick Rochambeau? That's it. Live, die, repeat. You ever played that game, Jimmy? No, I played the Malton game. There's a game where I say the title of a movie. This is how dumb some of the guests on this show are.

Just so somebody can have a chance. It's like a participation trophy. Okay. I say the name of a movie. The person who says it back the fastest wins the game. You've got to be kidding me. I'm not kidding you. Who needs that game? I love it. It's very competitive.

Let's do it. Let's try one. I'm not participating. Go ahead. What do you mean you're not participating? What do you mean you're not participating? Because it's stupid. I don't want to be part of it. I'm not playing either. I'm with Wayne. I'm boycotting this. Go ahead, Henry. You play. Yeah, Henry, go ahead and enjoy yourself.

I'm ready. The Flintstones. The Flintstones. He got it. He got it. He got it. He got it. Yeah. Hang on. I had a little trouble. You didn't let me finish. In Viva Rock Vegas. Oh, he blew it. Yep, so you lose. You were the I had a little trouble. You didn't let me finish. In Viva Rock. Oh, he blew it. Yep.

So you lose. You were the only player and you lost. In Viva Rock. Viva! Oh, that's a great idea, though. John Goodman. What do we have to do? The films of John Goodman.

All right. Let's do it. The films of John Goodman. Yeah, and you can go to your lifeline once. So, Henry, if you can't think of one, you can go to Pat. Okay. Henry, you did win that first game, so you get to go first. Big Lebowski.

Yes. Very good. Shut the fuck up, Donnie. It's never been more relevant, as a thing to say. Wayne Fetterman? Yeah, I just saw him. I just saw him in a movie. I'm trying to think of the name. Oh yeah, trying to think of that one instead of the many films he's been in over the years. Just get

unnecessarily focused on one title that you can't quite make out. No, no, no. I got this. You got it. Here we go. Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia. Blues Brothers 2000. Oh, that's just mean.

Gotta go with a comedy. Punchline. Oh, he's good in that movie. You just said you were going to go with a comedy. No, he is. Some of the other titles that will come up, he elevates everything he's in. A very, very good actor.

It's a beautiful scene at the end of Punchline with him and Sally Fein. Love it. He elevates everything he's in. A very, very good actor. It's a beautiful scene at the end of Punchline with him and Sally Fields. Love it. I really, I mean that. And when she gets her haircut and he comes back and it's horrible,

but he looks at her and he goes, I love it. And he's just, and it's genuine. I just got goosebumps when you were repeating it. My pleasure.

Very nice moment. Glad I could help. Raising Arizona. Wait, was it your turn? I thought so. I think so. What did you say, Henry? Now it's your turn? I thought so I don't think so What did you say Henry? Now it's your turn

Oh I said punchline Oh my apologies I didn't even know he was in punchline Remember we talked about the Yeah we talked about it a little bit Oh what's the name Okay Matthew You can go to Matthew

Be on standby if I need you Okay get ready Matthew This guy's only been in like four movies So I'm locking up here This is It's always a safe choice to say JFK Uh, this guy's only been in like four movies, so I'm locking up here. Uh, this is, uh, you know what? It's always a safe choice to say JFK. I'm going to be a pussy and just say The Flintstones. I'm going to say that.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, just take that one. That buys me a... Good job. Wait, the first Flintstones was just called The Flintstones? That's right. That's okay. I mean, it's not okay.

It's not called that? What? Oh, is it called The Flintstones Movie? It's called Meet the Flintstones? Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones? Viva La Greta Vegas. Whatever that was.

Anyway, I accepted it. Thank you. The corrections department will deal with it later. Henry? Well, a movie that I just saw on the plane, actually, which I really enjoyed. Oh, damn it. 12 Cloverfield Lane. Oh, yeah. All right just saw on the plane, actually, which I really enjoyed. Oh, damn it. 12 Cloverfield Lane. Oh, yeah.

All right. Hang on a second, everybody. Before everybody groans too much. Wait, what? You know, I don't know when the last time you mailed a letter was, but it's important to get the address right. Who knows what's going on in 12 Cloverfield Lane? That's a whole other movie, what's happening.

One house down on the same side of the street. 12 Cloverfield. Do you want to have your lifeline help you with that? Fuck, okay. Pat, what do you got? Pat, what is it? You can give him another one if you want. Oh, brother, where art thou?

Damn you, Pat! That's all I had! That's all I had! At this point, after what just happened, that's all you have. All right, because Wayne's going to take it. 14 Cloverfield Lane. All right, so Wayne, do you want to go to your lifeline?

I think I got it. I don't know it either. I can't pull the number either. No, I'm going to go. I'm going to do it myself. You are? Ieline? I think I got it. I don't know it either. I can't pull the number either. No, I'm going to go. I'm going to do it myself. You are? I'm going to self-do it. Okay.

10 Cloverfield Lane. That's right. All right. Is that really it? I never saw it. I never saw it. Where did I get 12? I knew it had to be. I knew it was on the right side of the street.

I didn't know it was Lane. I thought it was like I messed up. I would have been going Drive Boulevard Street. I would have gone all night. Yeah, no, actually it was a cul-de-sac. Oh, man. 13, 14, there were a lot of options there. 10 Cloverfield Lane Court.

Oh, you guys didn't see the sequel. I'm going to go with Flintstones people at Rock Vegas. I like that. Oh, now I got to think of new ones. I stay alive another round. Now, the sequel, 10 Cloverfield Lane, that's punching 10 Cloverfield Lane right

that's in your face Phillips oh boy so it's my turn again and I gotta think of another John Goodman yeah you don't have Pat anymore

oh boy he's not in the second Flintstone oh no he's not it's what's his name from Full Monty shit me to hell that's not my answer

then British dude he takes it back thank you it's Full Monty. Yeah. All right, Matthew, give me a John Good movie. King Ralph.

I'm going to go with King Ralph. King Ralph. There you go. King Ralph. Thank you, Matthew. I don't know why I'm having a hard time here. God. It's going to kill me.

You did great, though, I think. Terrific first appearance on the show. Thanks, man. Thanks. I'm gonna... Real mellow presence. He was in... Tommy Boy. Oh, yes.

A lot of people think that's Brian Dennehy. It's not him. But it but it is in fact John Goodman Wayne remember I was like trying to remember the name of the movie remember I was trying to remember the name of the movie and this is the movie I saw on the double bill with Split it's called Patriot's Day

I just saw that he's in that right yeah he's good in there. I like that movie. Yeah. So it was split. All right, Jimmy. Texas Buyer's Club.

Is that the name of that movie? More importantly, is he in it? With McConaughey? Yes, he's not in that. He might be. He might be. Doesn't he deliver drugs to somebody? I thought he did.

Oh, I know what you're talking about, and that's not it. It's not, is it? Yeah, it's a different movie. But you know what it is I got one I can't wait I can't wait for you to tell me Because it's driving me bananas

Alright Henry Was I wrong about Tommy Boy though Because I Yes I kind of pulled that out Wait I thought Henry was out Oh yeah He was wrong about Tommy Boy

But I said correct No no no Because it's fun to keep him around Because he's still not going to win Okay Let's go with Argo Oh very good.

Yeah. All right. Fuck yourself. Wayne? All right, this is the one I'm blanking on now. This is the one. Have you used your lifeline yet? Kind of.

I did a self-lifeline. Then no. That doesn't count. What are you talking about? All right, I'll do my... Let me see if you can get this. This is the one. It's a Coen...

Well, he could just give you a freshie. You know what? It's really bothering me. I can't remember this. It's a... He could just give you a freshie. It's really bothering me. I can't remember this. It's a Coen Brothers movie about a writer in Hollywood. Does your lifeline want to say it? Yeah, Inside Llewyn Davis. Inside Llewyn Davis.

It's not the one he means, but it's also correct. I'll take that. He's in a lot of Coen Brothers movies. Burton Fink. That's the one. Henry? Couldn't remember the name of that. Miller's Crossing.

Yeah. No. No. I'm just going with the Coen Brothers. That was a really good one. Throwing the dice there. I was in for that one. I think I have one.

Okay. Spotlight. He's in that? I think he plays one. I don't think so. Okay, then I'm out. Wait, everybody's out then. Hey, what was the movie

I was thinking of, Doug? You gotta pick a fucking winner. Flight. It was Flight. With Denzel. With my buddy Denzel. Right, right, right. Okay, now this is a fun game. Nobody in the audience say anything yet. The three of you, just to wrap this up, the first one that can come up with one more John Goodman movie wins.

Go. I'm out. Come on. Think about it. Think about the movies we've said. I know, I know, I know. I know. Think about how he's not as fat sometimes. Blood Simple?

No, he's not in that. I'm just guessing now. I'm just guessing now just guessing Coen brothers sugar pie honey bunch oh I know hail Caesar he's in hail Caesar he's not in burn after reading so don't even try it he's not he's not in the lady killers He's not in the Lady Killers. He's not in... I tell you this, he's not going to maintain his weight loss. Oh, really? Yeah, he's having a tough time.

It's going up and down. It's hard to keep the weight off. He was just... Oh, Birdman. He's in Birdman? No. Full title. Birdman of...

I don't know the end of that. Of Alcatraz. I think it was... No, I end of that Birdman of Alcatraz Here's what I was thinking of Trumbo Yeah he's the guy Yeah I got Trumbo That phone came in handy

I can't be more obvious about it Dick Wad I'm looking right at my phone He was alerting The listeners Because the listeners. Because the listeners think you just pulled that out. No, but it was the one I was thinking of. Because we're trying to pick a winner here, Jimmy.

I know, I know. Don't give up yet. I'm out then because I'm looking at his filmography here. I'm a long-time listener, and I always thought the first one out gets to call their own the next time. Yeah, in the next round, but we don't have time for another round.

Oh, I got you. We're trying to end this thing. I was going to say John Goodman. The Crickets got an appointment to see what Mischief Pinocchio is getting into. So we need to wrap this shit up. I was first one out. He cheated. Follow up.

It's called The Flintstones. It's just straight up called The Flintstones, right? Yeah, I don't know why somebody gave us. Oh, Matinee. He's good in Matinee. Matinee, yeah. That's a Joe Dante called The Flintstones, right? Yeah, I don't know why somebody gave us... Oh, Matinee! He's good in Matinee. Matinee, yeah. That's a Joe Dante film. I like that movie. Sea of Love? He's great in that.

You're just ruining this game every which way possible. I thought it was over. We've got to pick a winner. Henry wins! Good luck! We give it to Henry. No. I was the first one out. I do... I've got to say, The Aristopaths is a pretty good poster. And it is Henry's first time. I did get first one out. I gotta say, the Aristopats is a pretty good poster. It is Henry's first time.

I did get Sarah Silverman. And I'm a judge now. Sorry, Jimmy, but I'm officially a judge. I get to make these kinds of decisions. We're going to give the prizes to Pat. Yay! Great playing.

Alright, Pat. There you go, Pat. Give me a couple other... Give me a couple other John Goodman movies. Give me your other name tags. I'm going to say the shitheads. Give me the one you threw away there. Let's give that guy his shithead in court. Oh, that's a good one.

What do you got to plug there, Jimmy? Once again, Never Not Funny is the podcast. Podcastathon March the 4th. Raising money for Smile Train. Thank you, Doug. Wow, fastest plugger in the business. Well, I gave it a lot of weight up top, and I know that we're tight on time.

Podcastathon March 4th. NeverNotFunny.com streams live. Wayne is our musical director. Lots of guests. Different guests every half hour. Wayne is our musical director, lots of guests, different guests every half hour, welcome aboard, it's love. You can have Tony Thaxton come out and play the timpani. Tony comes out every hour when we do a tote board, he comes out and does a little thing,

we do 25 or six to four by Chicago, and we have a nice time, don't we, Wayne? Absolutely, I feel really good about doing that show. Thank you, Wayne. Yeah, it's nice. This person really elaborately taped something over what they wrote on here in very small letters. But it's a good one.

Wayne, what's going on with you? Well, obviously I'm doing the podcast-a-thon. I'm in this movie called Punching Henry. I'm going to be on Doug Loves Movies tomorrow. Is that right? Yeah, this comes out tomorrow, so everybody check that out. Oh, wow! I'm involved with be on Doug Loves Movies tomorrow. Is that right? Yeah, this comes out tomorrow. So everybody check that out. Oh, wow.

So I'm involved with everyone's life here. And then I have a Fetterman and Out in a movie called The House, which is coming out at the end of June with Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler, Wayne Fetterman. That sounds like a great cast. That's a really good cast. What kind of person do you play in it? I play a secret. Well, What kind of person do you play in it? I play a... Is it a secret?

Well, no, I can tell you. It's about somebody who loses all their money in Vegas, a couple, Will and Amy, and then they're like, you know the house always wins, and so they start their own gambling den. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, there's someone who loves that premise.

Already a winner. And I play the dealer in Vegas Who breaks them So yeah Fetterman and out Nobody wants to see you in that movie I'm the bad guy It's actually roulette So that's the end of June They lose all their money on roulette

Okay That's sad Alright Henry Punching Henry. Well, Punching Henry, which comes out on the 20th, and then also, if you want to watch the first movie, you could go to Amazon, but I also tell people for free, you could go to YouTube and watch my web series, Henry's Kitchen, where I cook things,

and I have a YouTube channel, and I'm always making those, and I have special guests and oh And the other exciting news is I'll be on the first two episodes of Silicon Valley coming up Bringing back my role of John the the server farmer server farm data guy good stuff That's so so good I'm gonna be be doing, like I said earlier, Doug Loves Movies at UCB Franklin, Tuesday, February 21st

at 9.30. Thanks again to my guests, Henry Phillips, Wes Letterman, Ed Cardo. Awesome. Great. And as always, Trump's travel ban is a shithead.

Psychics are a shithead. And stupid people are a shithead. Now it's time to catch another talk. He hides a bolt, his view and prowess makes it cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.