Doug Loves Movies - Jimmy Pardo, Nick Thune, DC Pierson, and David Huntsberger Guest

Episode Date: October 5, 2013

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Doug hates candy wrappers, Queen and Gacy, He sees with Mickey as if I'm a fertile seed in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, But Doug loves movies! Hey, everybody. All right. Sidebar.

I just watched... The great thing about this the podcast festival is many of the shows here in the ballroom, most of the shows in the ballroom are live streamed so I was able to watch the show that was happening here prior to this show in my

hotel room because I'm just staying here for the weekend and I was watching it and it was Pop My culture podcast do you guys hear and i was screaming at my computer because they started bryce beckham from mr belvedere was one of the guests and uh cole and uh vanessa and and there was also some other people from uh friday night tv shows but they came right out of the gate at bryce beckham with did mr belvedere really sit on his own balls and and i don't know if bryce is

still around but uh he was like as far as i know that didn't happen i'm just a kid maybe they didn't tell me but he gave a really like political like first of all, Mr. Belvedere is dead, and so is any interest in that program. And whether or not he sat on his... I mean, I guess people are still curious about the testicle story. But here's... People know the testicle story because

I was roommates with the young man who played Kevin, Bryce's older brother on Mr. Belvedere, Rob Stone. I was his roommate. He got this big part in this TV show, so I wasn't his roommate for much longer because he was making good money

and he didn't need to have roommates. But at the time, I was sleeping on the futon in the living room of the apartment that he lived in. And he came home early one day, and we said, me and the other roommate why are you home early rob stone and he said mr belvedere sat on his own testicles this is a fucking fact that this happened and me and my friends thought that was the funniest thing we'd ever heard and one of my friends named brian started a. Belvedere sitting on his own testicles impression

that eventually I stole and used in my own act. And it goes a little like this. Oh! And I've told that story a lot of times and one person I told that story to was Adam Sandler who loved that story so much that he told it a lot of times to other people, one of which was

Jay Moore, who then wrote a book where he said that Adam Sandler was guest starring on Mr. Belvedere and he sat on his own testicles so I've been trying to set the record straight. My name is Doug and I love movies! Yeah!

Enough TV and ball talk. We're coming to you from the Squarespace Ballroom at the La Meridian Delfina, which is redundant to say the La Meridian Delfina, which is redundant to say the La Meridian Delfina. But I just did it. And we're here for the LA Podfest, the best goddamn podfest

in the whole world! So much fun. I don't know about you guys, but I want to do this every year from now on. I love it. It's Saturday, October I want to do this every year from now on. I love it. It's Saturday, October 5th, 2 Oceans 13. Let me see your name tags, Podfesters.

That's what I'm talking about. That is some name tags. Wow. I'm sorry. Did I say, let me show me your crazy shit? I'm sorry, did I say show me your crazy shit? My favorite though has to be a copy of my own album with a post-it that says

Jeff on it. I worry that that's the one that's going to get picked. And your name's Corey? Yeah, she's got an inflatable doll and it says Corey and the real girl from that classic Ryan Gosling film. So I can't imagine that not getting picked.

But thank you to everyone who did not bring a baby or a helicopter. I intentionally the guests are all different from last year and not only are they different they're possibly some of the most docile guests I've ever had on this show I wasn't going to take any chances and tomorrow 10.30am right here at the L.A. Podfest,

a live taping of Dining with Doug and Karen. Yeah, three of your favorite chefs from the show are going to be here, and they're going to cook food for everybody. But since they have to cook for everybody, we had to limit the number. We're in the Lucina Ballroom over there, just behind here, just behind the Squarespace Ballroom. So the first 100 people that come in with their badges

will get to eat. Then there'll be a little bit of standing room, I think, in there beyond that. So if you really want to join in on that, then you're going to have to get up early, which is my way of saying we're probably only going to have 60 or 70 people

show up. Because you guys are going to tear it up tonight. We're just all here in Santa Monica in this hotel, so we're going to get fucked. Yeah. But tomorrow morning, the first 100 people, they're going to eat! Yeah!

A dude asked me to mention that he's starting a comedy festival in Iowa next spring. It's called the Green Gravel Comedy Festival, and now I've mentioned it. It's official. Sunday, October 13th, I'm doing events

and movie interruption of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the 2003 version, at the Alamo Drafthouse in Ashburn, Virginia, D.C. adjacent. That's at 7 p.m. And Wednesday, October 16th, I'm doing stand-up at the Improv in Ontario, California. Now it's time for Not for Metaphobes.

I saw a few minutes of the Katie Holmes epic movie Pieces of April today in my hotel room, and I noticed a scene where someone was throwing up in a toilet. This has been, not for emetophobes, the Who Gives a Shit edition.

Nobody's in danger of watching Pieces of April. You never know. Let's look at the prize bag, you guys. We brought a big, big prize bag. It's got lots of prize bag, you guys. We brought a big, big prize bag. It's got lots of fun stuff in it.

We've got... I went to the premiere of Eastbound and Down, the premiere party that HBO threw, and I got a bag that says, I retired my glove, not my balls. And it's got Kenny Powers on it, and it's got two of those squeezy stress balls that look like baseballs in it.

And what else? Oh, a book that I can't tell you about just yet. But there's another book in there that I can tell you about. I got this. It was a gift to me at Fantastic Fest. It's called The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made, Raiders. I guess some kid made his own version of Raiders of the Lost Ark. This is a book about it.

That can't not be fascinating. You guys are probably so excited. Jeff already has this. Copy of Gateway Tug. Oh, this is another thing I got when I was in Texas, I think. A copy of a motion picture called Memphis Heat.

I don't know anything about it. I haven't done any research. One of the dudes that hosts the Star Wars Minute, Alex Robinson, wrote a comic called Too Cool to be Forgotten, and he gave me one to give away. And Jesus Christ. Oh, some underwear that I got at the Kenny Powers thing. I don't know if I was supposed to take it, but it was available.

Oh, and a Kenny Powers eastbound and down lighter. And a couple of small cards here in the bottom that are good for different things. A free movie ticket from Fandango, a $10 gift card for iTunes, and a one-movie rental from the folks at Yeah! That's the kind of shit people give me, and I turn around and give it to you. Out of love. Please give a big, warm welcome to my friends

D.C. Pearson, David Huntsberger, Nick Fune, and James Pardo. Come on in. People might as well start off with it. People are yelling the name of your album, Jimmy. Well, let them know it's brand new. AST Records. I still haven't been able to commit that word to memory, but it's Sprezzatura. Sprezzatura. Sprezzatura. Oh, Sprezzit. And some of the tracks you guys might enjoy

are called... It'd be weird if I just started reading track names. You can read the track names. My Day at the Beach. No, what's the funniest track? Your track names aren't wacky. They're just sort of reruns.

Those are the track names from Chicago 13. You have a whole... What? The band Chicago, their 13th album, those are the track names. They had a song called Reruns? Yeah.

The man's old lady keeps bringing up indiscretion. We've been through it all before. It's like a rerun, yeah. When you're a band on your 13th album, why would you call a song reruns? It's like setting up a line in every review. I don't know, they have 13 albums.

Alright, so glad we took care of that piece of business. Quickly and proudly. Sorry, I fronted on Chicago, Jimmy. That's D.C. Pearson, everybody Hey, D.C. But, Jimmy, let me tell everybody about D.C.'s book And then you can make fun of it

I'm going to be a gentleman and not do that Okay I'm not needy It's called Crap Kingdom, Jimmy Come on, it's a softball What's it called? Crap Kingdom Now you're setting yourself up for bad reviews It's right in the title, Jimmy. Come on. It's a softball. What's it called? Crap Kingdom. Now you're setting yourself up for bad reviews.

It's right in the title, DC. Why don't you think it through? I don't know why I'm doing that character. I like him, whoever he is. Thank you. And Nick Thune is here, everybody. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, Nick. Thank you very much. And you brought, what is this that you brought? you very much. And you brought... What is this that you brought? For the bag. It's half a thing of sparklers with an old bumper sticker

that I never actually sold on it. Like, I bought a thousand of those bumper stickers and then never took them out of the box. Your bumper sticker says, Coming Thune. Yeah. Which must be fun for you to yell in the bedroom with your lady.

Sadly, it's not fun. Hey, Doug, when you're about to have sex with your lady, you're about to cum, what do you do? How do you handle that? Oh, I like to keep it interesting for her. I'll, like, you know, make a noise that I've been kind of working on during what I call private sessions.

Private lovemaking sessions. I believe the one you're referring to maybe is I was actually curious. Do you ever give the lady a heads up when you're about to come?

Yeah, I thought you were doing the count now. You ever count it down for her? That's so sad that I have multiple things I do when I'm coming jokes. Do you start at three?

And you can watch the video all about him on the track called Reruns. And David Huntsberger is here, you guys. David. You know, I'll give her a little warning, you know, like when I'm about ready to finish. You know, something like, ten, nine, 8, oops.

Sorry, nice lady. Sorry, nice lady. A little nod to Jerry Lewis when I'm coming prematurely. And then I was like the tag of have a nice march. Right, because that's the earlier joke where I say I only have sex in months that end in arch. No, brewery.

Brewery, right, that's right. You guys saved some of this for Doug Loves Doug's Jokes. You know, I've been trying to find a sixth thing to do a podcast about. And finally, we've hit pay dirt. Today, Matt Besser was saying, you should just do Doug Loves Sleeping and it's just silence and see how many

hardcore fans download it. Post a new one every week. I want to hear the reviews. He'll be like, I don't think he was really sleeping. I heard noise. Five stars. I go to bed with it. In episode 16, what do you think when he muttered cheese?

What was that about? Probably ate some and was having some issues. Having some sleepy cheese issues. David Huntsberger's album's got a scary alien on the cover of it, which I don't expect anything less from you as one of the co-hosts of Captain Spaceship. It's not called that. That's not funny.

The album's called Explosion Land. Yeah. What's that about? Like a theme park that everyone has diarrhea? Yeah. Okay. Don't really have to explain. Got him.

Thank you all for being here. And let's open the have to explain. Got him. Thank you all for being here. And let's open the floor to questions. Was that really true about Chicago? Yeah. The city of Chicago really did sit on its own balls. Doug, I believe that was a serious question. I'm happy to answer it. What was the question?

Your track title. The track title is all the same, really. The only thing that's wrong is the last track, Turn Back the Pages, is a rare, unreleased Chicago song that was only ever done live. But of course you had to use that. That was your track all about a library visit.

Yeah, Turn back the pages. Do those names correspond at all with the material? No, they are the track listing for the Chicago 13 expanded edition remaster. Plus that additional live track I just spoke of at length. Is part of the strategy that somebody might try to download one of those singles from Chicago? There's no strategy. It's just ridiculousness. It made me laugh 20 years ago that if I ever put out a CD, I would do that.

I would pick the poorest selling Chicago album that I, for whatever reason, love, and then I would use that as the track listing. And if anybody ever caught it, good for them. But you keep giving it away. It shouldn't be more of a secret that people catch on to. I didn't know people were going to pry into it this long. But you play it off.

You go, I don't know. Yeah, Street Player, that's what that's about. That's track one, by the way, Street Player. One of the tracks I noticed was called Life Is What It Is. Life is what it is, I would like to be free. That's the way it is. Did that get as big of a laugh when you did it on the album?

Yeah, very strong. Do you try to squeeze in the track titles like you finished the album? Hey, Life Is What It Is. I do. They go, oh, that's a Southern street player. How does Window Dreamin' go? I'm window, window dreamin' now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, I'm going to come back to you with more of those. I want to know about every track. I want to tell you something about Window Dreamin'. That's Peter Cetera on vocal doing a character called P.C. Mobley. He's doing a character on a professionally made album that was released in 1979. He didn't even want to take credit

as being the singer. That's P.C. Mobley courtesy of the Peter Cetera vocal company. Guy's doing character work. Is it about window shopping? It's Window Dreaming, baby. You're looking out the window. Look at that big world out there. I didn't think window dreaming

would be so guttural. Oh, it's window. That's PC mobile on vocal. I didn't think we'd be talking about this for so long. Come back to me, Doug. I'm more than happy to sing your last track.

Sorry, DC. I stepped on what you were Yeah, no problem. I was just going to say window. I'm going to be in DC next weekend at the Benson Ball on Friday and Saturday doing stand-up in Douglas movies.

Doug, that joke was going to save the world. You stepped on it. It was going to inspire some young kid who was going to go on to cure cancer. Now he's not going to be inspired. I guess I just have to keep window dreaming. Jimmy, let's hear a little closer to you. I just want to be closer to you. That just have to keep window dreaming. Jimmy, let's hear a little Closer to You. I just want

to be closer to you. That was originally written for Stephen Stills. If you want to look up an album just called Stills, Donnie Dacus, who was the guitarist for Chicago at the time, was originally with Stephen Stills. He brought it right over. That's on the Expanded, not the original Chicago 13. How is Henry Rollins in so many music documentaries and Jimmy Pardo in so few?

I know a lot about Chicago 13 and that's it. If someone knew as much about you as you do about Chicago, how would you feel about that person? Very comfortable. That's a guy that's committed, he's a fan, and he has respect for a gentleman. What are the chances of Chicago reaching out, do you think? Very slim. Very, very slim. I met Peter Cetera once, and he didn't know me from Comedy Central,

and it was the greatest day of my life. I said, I don't want to bother you, and he had that look in his eyes like, ah, fuck, this guy's bothering me. And I said, but I grew up listening. He goes, what's your name? And I said, Jimmy. He said, Jimmy what? I go, Jimmy Porter. He goes, you're a comedian, right? I go, yeah. And he goes, I saw you on Comedy Central. I was like, oh, fuck, this guy's bothering me. And I said, but I grew up listening. He goes, what's your name? And I said, Jimmy. He said, Jimmy what? I go, Jimmy Porter. He goes,

you're a comedian, right? I go, yeah. And he goes, I saw you on Comedy Central. I was like, holy fuck. And I danced down the street. Beverly,

right across from the post office right there. He was having lunch with his daughter at a cafe, but I had to bother him because I had never met the man. I was like, I got him.

Mid-meal? What's that? Mid-meal? He was actually walking out to the valet and you just saw the terror in his eyes. Oh, what does this guy want? I was going to the tailor to get some pants altered.

Jimmy Pardo from Comedy Central, you got to help me pitch them the PC mobile system. PC mobile's going to make a comeback. Hey, what's going on over there? Fill some window. As a kid, I wished that that was a real thing and I could have been a member of the PC Moly, Peter Starrer Vocal Company. Like, boy, I can sing.

Maybe that guy will sign me to that company. By the way, I can't sing. I wonder if he has a real LLC out there. I'm going to talk to him about it. I had a real nice conversation there. I'm going to talk to him about it. I had a real nice conversation with him once on the street. There's a chance that might happen. I met Kenny Loggins in an elevator once.

And he was like, how are you doing? And I'm like, I'm all right. Ha ha! I was doing the gopher dance. Really? You guys, we've got to do some stuff involving movies. That's why I made that joke. It's what we're here for. Have you been to the movies lately, David?

Anything to recommend? Out to the movies? No. Movie to recommend, though? Yes, Robot and Frank. Oh, with Frank Langella. But not... Is Frank in the movie as well? He doesn't play Robot?

Nope. You really like that? I loved it. It's weird, right? It depends on how you define weird, but I like... It's like WALL-E, but with people? That's pretty broad. I don't want to give too much away, because it takes... Yeah, just go see a movie based on the three words,

Frank and Robot. Robot and Frank. Robot gets top billing. He's dynamite. What kind of fucking agent does Frank Langella have? Goddamn Dracula should have a better agent. He's myite. What kind of fucking agent does Frank Langella have? Goddamn Dracula should have a better agent. He's my favorite Dracula. He really gets his doors acted off by this robot. Who is voiced by...

Actually, I don't want to give it away. DC, what a... Have you seen any movies with a robot? Not really. I've seen a movie with space-borne machines, i.e. gravity. You did? I saw yesterday.

So great, isn't it? Gravity, originally titled 10-9-8-oops. Wait till you hear my gravity working title jokes that I've planned for later. It's weird that we both had those It's really good Did you see it in IMAX 3D? I saw it in the smaller IMAX not the big IMAX

The 3D is actually better apparently in those little IMAX I normally hate 3D My eyes are kind of screwed up so it doesn't really work for me I actually found the 3D to be really non-invasive and really cool I saw it 3D. My eyes are kind of screwed up, so it doesn't really work for me. I actually found the 3D to be really non-invasive and really cool. So even if you don't like 3D, I would recommend seeing it. I saw 3D on a regular size screen, but it was neat, and I want to see it again in IMAX. Yeah.

Well, okay. Yep, moving on. Yeah. Yeah, I wish you hadn't brought up that movie that everyone's kind of like, oh, we could be at that right now. I don't know why a great movie opened on the same weekend as the Podfest. Was there a movie

years and years ago that involved similar scenes of an astronaut like at the end of a leash kind of movie? Maybe John Lithgow

in 2010. I think he flips out. Superman 2. Space Cowboys. Superman 2. Okay. So it's been done a lot. Space Cowboys.

Nothing happened to those old men. That new movie with Morgan Freeman. Last of Vegas. That just looks like Space Cowboys in Vegas. Nick Thune, what have you seen lately? I haven't seen anything in the theaters lately.

I did go to the theaters last week and then walk out. This popcorn is bullshit. No, I actually didn't go to the theater. I just looked at the movies and thought, I almost saw Crash, but I didn't. Is that the movie? Crash?

I went into my time machine. Yes. I drove my DeLorean to the theater. Crush. No, Rush.Lorean to the theater. Crush. No, Rush. So Rush and didn't. Right, that's Rush and Crash. I can talk about that.

That's a different thing. But then I saw the, last night I watched This is the World Ends with Seth Rogen, or what's it called? This is the End. This is the End.

The World Ends. Some people are calling Rush, and I saw that too. Not just the best movie of this year, but any year. I heard that about Rush. From a good friend or on the radio?

Mostly the radio. Jimmy, you want to weigh in on this topic? I have not seen those movies. All right, then in that case, give us a little of Runaway. Runaway, leave all your world behind you. I don't like being put on the spot, but I think I'm delivering. By the way, I saw Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.

That's the most recent movie I saw. Oh, yeah, I don't see any movie that has Meatballs 2 in the title. That's way too big a laugh for a joke I did on last week's show. Are you guys paying attention? Get the meatballs out of your ears. Chris Makepeace was at the movie theater. What? Yeah, he was there.

What does he look like now? He wasn't there. I was so excited you said Chris Makepeace. I would love to see Chris Makepeace today, though. I would like to know what that kid's up to.

I saw that movie way, way back and I was like, hey, this kid's like the new Chris Makepeace and, you know, nobody cares. Because nobody knows

the old Chris Makepeace. He was good, though. My bodyguard, the other things he did. Yeah, I heard. He was like three and out. But he was good. I liked him. He was a likable kid. Solid.

He has the same agent as Robot. I'm going to get this. Make Peace? That's a good last name. Yeah, it's like Indian. Ooh, Make Peace. That sort of thing. That's what David says when he comes. Oh, perfect. That's what David says when he comes.

What's happening here? Jimmy's presenting Nick with a chair that's also to put his drink on. Oh, thank you, Jimmy. Jimmy's got a water. Usually water drinkers aren't so concerned about having a table for it.

We need to tilt that. We're in. Alright, We gotta put this back. We're in. Alright. Alright guys, we're good. Thank you, Jimmy. Showtime. That was like that reminded me of, tell us a little bit about your days as a roadie with Chicago. It was the Chicago 16 tour

and we started at Poplar Creek. That's in Hoffman Estates, Illinois. We just really had a great time. Is it true that your middle name is Yes And? My pleasure. This isn't improv for humans. This is scripted. Let's play

a round of Love Like Hate Hate Like. I don't know what... I thought we should do it in honor of Gravity, the great new movie. But I thought, you know what? If we say Alfonso Cuaron, my answer every time is going to be love

because I love everything he does. And if we say Sandra Bullock, my answer is going to be hate every time. You're not a fan? I don't like the movie she's in. I'm a fan of her. Blindside? Love her?

Speed? Oh okay That you of course That was the first one Speed 2 Jesse James? What? That's not a movie But anyway

We're not playing We're not playing with her name So stop yelling out Names of her movies I was just going to say As far as Sandra Bullock goes I won't see any movie That has Congeniality 2 in the title. I actually won a Mr. Congeniality award

in a high school comedy contest. In a contest about being funny, you won nicest? I won... It's sounding to me like everyone won some sort of award. I was the last one with no awards. They hooked me up. They hooked me up. So since he's in it and he's, you know, he's a great actor

and he's made some great films and some other ones that I don't care for as much, let's play this with the films of George Clooney. The idea is, we'll start with David, work down the row. Each category, just tell me the one you have to pick one movie. You can pass once if you want to

not say that you hate something because you want to have a film career or something. We'll start with Love. What's a George Clooney movie that you love, David Huntsberger he does that like Ron Whitey kind of grin a lot it just bugs me

like a half grin I don't think you're really answering my question I'm trying to filter through that. I guess I would say Ocean's Eleven. I think I love it. You love it? I think so, yeah.

I watch it when it's on. It's one of those movies you want to feel like, I like this enough, but then when it's on, you're like, this is pretty good. You just keep watching it. Yeah, unfortunately, that's where I'm at with all the Ocean's movies,

but Ocean's Eleven, you'll see in a second. What's one that you love, DC? Oh, what's one that I love? Oh, Word? DCP. I'm going to say Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou? You love it.

I love it, absolutely. Even the part where they're machine gunning a cow or whatever? Especially that part. Oh, okay. I hate cows. Nick, what do you think? for love I was going to say goodnight good luck

that one of course was in black and white so that's where they lost me because I don't go to movies to read or to think about racial issues. Yeah. Jimmy, what do you think?

You know, I know it's, I could actually use this for both hate and love. I love the book, so I talked myself into loving the movie, The Perfect Storm. I enjoyed that. It's a good book? Oh, it's one of the best books I've ever read in my life. That's a true statement. I enjoy books. Chicago and books.

Right? Look at this whack job. He likes them. That's how you know it's that good. I tell you, I like the genre of book. Yeah, so that's how you know that this is a good book. You know, I mean this one. Jimmy, if you ever write a book, will you name it after Chicago's 13th book? Yes. Great. I wasn't that crazy about the purpose of it. No, if you ever write a book, will you name it after Chicago's 13th book? Yes. Great.

I wasn't that crazy about the purpose. No, it's not that good. But I love it. I like anything that has a big wave. They should have called it a... I really do. So you like Big Wednesday? I like the day after tomorrow.

I love that, even though that stinks, but there's a lot of water. I like Waterworld. I like anything about the sea. I love the sea. Blue Crush? What? Blue Crush? Blue Crush. Is that ocean about the sea. I love the sea. Blue Crush. What? Blue Crush. Blue Crush.

Is that ocean related? Yeah. Or open water. Open water is kind of the gravity of the ocean. Open water is okay. I've got no problem with open water. Jimmy, what was your favorite part of the book, The Old Man and the Sea? The Old Man.

Really? Really? Yeah. That's a great old man if he tops the sea. Yeah. And you love the sea. I love the sea. And the old man. And great old man if he tops the C. I love the C. I love the C in the old man. In the old man. He didn't fucking take

second billing to the goddamn C like Frank and the robot. He's not like Jell-O. Robot and the C. That's a short movie. For my love, I had trouble. I wrote down two. Out of Sight and Up in the Air. You love both of those.

And I realized part of what I love about both of them, I think, is that they were both working titles for Gravity. I like both those. Yeah, yeah. They're good, solid films. But I'm cheating those. Yeah, yeah. They're good, good, solid films. But I'm cheating by picking two, so I'm going to go with Out of Sight because it's really tremendous.

My favorite Soderbergh movie also, probably. Now we've got to go through the like category. So this is one that you're just kind of, you know, you like it, okay? Kind of sounds like that's how you were on your last one. Yeah. I think it's that grin thing. I don't know that I've ever loved any...

What are you, do you like a guy who cocks his head? What are you, he's about to really... He's about to give you the news. Look, here's what's up. You cocks his head a little bit, because he'll do that sometimes. That's one of his... Dr. Doug Ross was a head cocker. That was his title at the hospital.

I would say a like. Dr. Head Cocker. I don't... Paging Dr. Head Cocker. Yeah, it was cancer? He's not David Spade. It's still Jesus Cancer. That's a deal-dealer. It's cancer.

That's cancer. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I'll just say Ocean's Eleven is my like because the next two movies made me so furious that they downgraded

Ocean's Eleven a little bit for me, but I'll watch any of the three of them any time they're on television. Okay. So I should be talking shit.

I recognize them as individual entities. What do you got? What do you got? Like maybe like Syria? Oh my God, I just fucking remembered

my favorite one. Yeah, that's it. I haven't seen Michael Clayton and so I feel like that's one that I would really like. But I would say

That's good. I would say a light is burn after reading. You like that? Yeah, I liked it. A lot of people liked it. For me, it was just a little too strenuous. Everyone seemed to which ones you like. Burn after reading. You like that? Yeah, I liked it. A lot of people liked it. For me, it was just a little too strenuous. Everyone seemed to be trying very hard.

That's why I like it. I didn't love it. It's just right in that... But I can't believe I forgot Three Kings. I fucking love Three Kings. Yeah. What's your like, DC? I would keep it with the Coen Brothers theme

and say intolerable cruelty. Interesting. Not a lot of support on that. No. A guy sounded dizzy. He was like, aw. That guy was mad it even came up. Please, can we not? Why'd you have to do that? I'm gonna be up

all night unless I listen to some of Doug sleeping. Doug loves snoozy. The theme song to be whispered, though. I think there's a part of everyone, though, that is kind of curious. Like, do you do little...

Wait, you think everyone's kind of curious about if I make noises? They'd give it one run. One episode, I think people would listen to it. So now I've got to really record myself sleeping. I was just going to fake it. I was going to be wide awake through the whole goddamn thing. Just edit it.

Edit that eight or nine hours into a greatest hits. Highlights. Doug loves thinking when it'd be too bad. A series of snorts. Which Clooney movie do you like, Nick? The Descendants. Yeah! I like that movie more every time I see it

because I think the first time I saw it I kind of had been misled that it would be like as funny as that director's other movies Alexander Payne

and it was probably his most serious and not that funny but it was Matthew Lillard too really good I was interested by him in it you were interested

yeah you were like what's Shaggy up to now yeah if you see him leaving a cafe on Beverly You were interested? Yeah. You were like, what's Shaggy up to now? Yeah. If you see him leaving a cafe on Beverly... That was Lillard. That felt like a real scream moment. With Lillard.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of podcasters. I've seen him day drinking. I've seen him day drinking at a couple places around town. So I was glad to see he's still making it in movies. Jimmy, you're up. Hi, Doug. I'm going to,

if I may, I'm going to do a flippity-flop here. I'm going to say love Three Kings. I'm going to throw that in love and like Perfect Storm. I'm going to do a little flip-flop. The wave! The wave! I know, but Three Kings, the love and like Perfect Storm. I'm going to do a little flip-flop. The wave! The wave!

I know, but Three Kings, the sand, it looked wave-like. So, I think it's okay if I make the switch, guys. It's totally wave-ish. Alright. You vehemently defended the Perfect Storm and then just threw it right under the bus.

I also forgot about Syria. There's a lot of good cloning out there. I hate Ocean's 13 and here's why. Because they said that they were going to make up to us Ocean's 12 with Ocean's 13. And then Ocean's 13 was worse than Ocean's 12. In my opinion. David? I've come to expect that.

From the third entry? No, no, no. Sorry about that second one. We've figured it out now. Garbage. They did not have to do that with Spider-Man or Godfather, but please answer my question.

Okay. What I hate... I'll just piggyback on DC. I feel like I hated Intolerable Cruelty. This is going to get ugly. The guy in the audience feels avenged. I didn't get any sort of... Thank you, David Huns ugly. The guy in the audience feels avenged.

I didn't get any sort of... Thank you, David Hunsberger. The funniest part was that one weird guy with the poodle on his lap testifying and being a silly weirdo. Remember that guy? It's been a while since I've seen it. That's why you like it.

Is that the one with Zeta Jones? That was the one with Zeta Jones, yeah. I can't believe her and Michael Douglas couldn't make it one. I don't remember a ton about his Batman or else I'd choose that. The Clooney Batman. That's not a bad call. You don't need to see that to hate it.

Pile on. Everybody hates that. It's really awful. I'm now sad. I should have picked that instead of Ocean 13. What about you guys? Who are we up next for hate? DC?

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and pick Batman and Robin. Thank you for that. I'm sitting here racking my brains for a Clooney movie that I hate. And that is really terrible. The only thing that gets me through watching that movie, if I've ever had to watch it, is imagining Uma Thurman leaving work and then going and hanging out with... Wait, she's in...

So you like to imagine that she's in a movie that she's not even in to get you through that movie. Yeah. She was Poison Ivy in... That was also my favorite thing about Schindler's List. In the Batman... I was like, Uma Thurman's not in this, thank God.

She was in the... She's still alive. She was in the third one? No. She was in the fourth one, right? Oh, yeah, you're right. She's Poison Ivy. She was in the Valkyrie. She was in the third one? No. She was in the fourth one, right? Oh yeah, you're right. She's poison ivy. She was, yeah. Thank you, podcasters. Dr. Freeze was in that one and he takes up

all my mind space with his horrible freezing punch. Yeah, you talking about Mr. Freeze? What'd I call him? Dr. Freeze? Yeah, yeah, he went to school with Bill Cosby. Several things will make people shout out in a crowd and Dr. Freeze? What do I call him? Dr. Freeze? Yeah, yeah, he went to school with Bill Cosby. Several things will make people shout out in a crowd and Dr. Freeze made this

guy go, no, he did go to medical school. I'm from the American Medical Association and I'm shutting this podcast down. Nick, do you hate any George Clooney movies? No, is it that you hate any George Clooney movies? No, is it that I hate what George Clooney does in the movie

or the movie as a whole? Either, but probably the movie as a whole. Well, I guess I'm going to put Burn After Reading there. I never liked it. It panicked me a little bit. I don't like the cheating on the wife thing. I don't like that as a backstory.

You are Mr. Congeniality, you know, cheating on her. You are Mr. Congeniality, aren't you? So sweet. So sweet, Nick. Yeah. Jimmy? You know, I think I want to lean that same way. I think that movie annoyed me.

What's the other one? The Goat Face? What was the name of that one? Men Who Stare at Goats. Oh, Men Who Stare at Goats. You're the first of Jim Brewer's Goat Boy, the movie. I apologize. I saw Jim Brewer in her stand-up. That's what I was thinking of.

You're right. DC, thank you for the assist. You know, I don't think I hated that goat. I think I talked myself into it. I try to convince myself I like most movies. But I'll go with that, the burn after. I think it made me angry.

Right? That Frances McDormand, she's in that? Yeah. I don't know what character that is. She's a delight? Tilda Swinton is a national treasure? There's a wall in that movie. There's like the David Rash character and the other guy.

Just Malkovich alone going, he's a fucking Mormon. It's hilarious to me. Yeah. I recommend Red 2 because that's all he says over and over again. He's a fucking Mormon. He's horrible.

I used to love him. Most overrated actor in the history of Hollywood. Have you seen Death of a Salesman? In the line of Fire? Of Mice and Men? He's good in that. In Rounders? Being John Malkovich?

You're in my head, man! It's great. Top horseshit. Is he here? He might be. Yeah, he's doing Malkovich files across the hallway. I switched seats with him on a plane once

so he could sit with his wife and he was very nice about it. You are a nice man, Doug. You know, it was Malkovich. You were seating

John Malkovich. The movie that you... Which, by the way, I would see over being John Malkovich. Just you on a Vine video going, yeah, go ahead and sit there.

I love it. Certainly takes up a lot of your time. Right? So what's the one that you, you know, you hate that you like it? Oh, God. Yeah. I think Perfect Storm might have been Jimmy's.

You might have jumped the gun on that. Perfect Storm, yeah. It's good to go. Yeah, I... Probably Perfect Storm. It seems like the notebook in that regard. It's such a cheesy kind of love story. Let's take that hill kind of a thing,

and then she's crying at the end. I can still feel him, or whatever. But what about when he makes love to Mark Wahlberg? What's his name that's in that, though? John Hawks? He's always good. I think it's a good movie. I don't know that there's one that I hate that I love. I guess I'd put that one in.

This game's gone on for too long anyway, so no reason to beat yourself up about it. I guess I put that one in. This game's gone on for too long anyway. No reason to beat yourself up about it. I'm going to pass just because I can't. I should have used Batman and Robin for this one. It does go over the top and you do end up liking it for how just

ridiculously... I don't know. I'm done. I'm done, Doug. I couldn't think of any other George Clooney movies that I remotely like. Would you like to be

a stalactite? I thought you stalagmite. So that would be Doug's next album is When Doug Comes Bit. And... Yeah, that's it for me. Nick?

I was actually going to say the Batman. Perfect. Jimmy? I got Perfect Storm. Okay, we're done. I said Ocean's Twelve because if it's on cable I will sit there and watch it but it just makes me angry

that Julia Roberts, her character, they think she looks like Julia Roberts so that she pretends to be Julia Roberts. The guy over the lasers is like, okay, we get it. He dances around those fucking lasers for like five minutes. The movie's already over when that scene happens.

And when Bruce Willis comes in. Yeah. That was the part I was talking about a second ago. I'm still thinking about that part. That's who they have to trick. He's good at it. God bless them, though. They're all very talented, and I love a lot of their work.

That was the part of the show where I have to say about the real games. Let the games begin! Yeah! games. Let the games begin! Take back your ballroom! This is the part where everybody shows us their name tags, and each

gentleman on the panel picks a name tag, and while they do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back! Alright, we're back! And I'm gonna make a vine And David tell me who you're playing for It just says Sean of the Dead So I believe it's Sean

But it's the helicopter from last year That piece of shit Why are you rewarding me? You're rewarding a guy that ruined your show last year I'm doing what? He's rewarding him by picking the helicopter guy That's what rebel comedians like David Huntsberger, that's the kind of shit they pull.

I figured I would take it out of the air, diffuse the situation, and possibly win prizes for that guy. Because he's learned his lesson. It's a second chance opportunity. He flew it up here like a gentleman, landed it, and I said, all right, I didn't have it figured out last year.

I'm just so glad you weren't able to find a baby. Because the baby was more of a distraction than the helicopter. Who are you playing for, DC? I believe I'm playing for Emma, yes? I'm playing for Emma, and her name tag is multi-part. It has the poster for the Gwyneth Paltrow movie, Emma, with Doug Benson written on it a bunch of times. And then she has a poster for

Iron Marin, which is Mark Marin as Iron Man. with Doug Benson written on it a bunch of times. And then she has a poster for Iron Marin, which is Mark Marin as Iron Man. And I picked it because it reminded me of one of the most traumatic podcasting experiences of my life when I was on Doug Loves Movies and Mark and Kumail had like... No, they went after each other. I think the list

of people that are willing to be on with Kumail is getting really short. Because that guy, he doesn't hold back. What do you got, Nick? Jason. Nice. Jason. Jason Mask and Jason. This young man, I'm playing for this gentleman. Again, I won't let him sit up here.

And he won't take his shirt off. It's Spatula Dave. I'm playing for Spatula Dave. Okay. Guy with the shirt. And the vine, it's just you pointing to someone in the audience. That's going to get more hits than Jason Nash, I guarantee it. That's not a slide about Jason.

Jason's are so good that that one is going to top how great his are. I love Jason Nash's vines, in case nobody's understanding what I'm saying. Mainly because it's everything I say sounds like I'm shitting on things. Well, it's good to know how black people

do things and how white people do things wait what? oh wait that's all of mine I live in Baldwin Hill so I do not take to that

what you just said very kindly I live in a neighborhood where I'm the minority so are you insulting me or my neighbors? all of them. The drink fairy brought me a drink.

Thank you so much for that, whoever did that. Matt Bonham treats. Shoot. L.A. podcast. What the fuck does a chicken get a snack in here? That drink was brought to you by Squarespace. Here we go. Here we go.

I'm vining, you guys. It's happening. Bag of chips? Anybody? I'm dying. If there's any chance I could get a Heineken at the end of that. I need a bag of chips. We need a bag of chips. Might as well bring up a Heineken

for everybody. A pencil box. Oh, here we go. Oh, chips flew up immediately. Oh, those aren't chips. Sweet mother of God, you can't. That guy came at me like a specter. You can see that? That was like a wall of sound.

That was Phil Spector coming at me. Now, what are those, young man? Trail mix. Did I say trail mix or did I say chips? Chips over here. Thank you. Thank you, Darcy. You can't come at a dude like that and then not have what he asked for.

Thank you. That was rough. Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! We found our snack! You switched name tags? And there's Doritos! There are like five people in here with chips.

I don't like chips. I don't like barbecue. There's something about... It's fake. I don't know if you know this, Nick. They don't really barbecue those chips. Are these edible? Am I able to eat these?

I understand what cheese is. They're unopened cheeses, for Christ's sake. What sort of authentication do you need for a cracker to be cheesed sufficiently that you'll eat it? You know it's safe when the guy says, it's unopened. Barbecue chips under the barbecue.

Go ahead, Lydia. Drink up. Don't worry about it. It's unopened. Now help me get this chair into the back of this van. I'm sorry, Mr. What are you, like a comedian? Um... See, this is how they... How are they? Are they good cheeses?

Yeah, use your microphone voice. Yeah, want some? Sure. Sure. Bottle of water. Made with real cheese. Those are good. That's a nice cheese.

And they're resealable, so the next thing you go to, you can just be like, they're open, but they're resealable, so the next thing you go to, you can just be like, they're open, but they're resealable. That's good. That's a good crack. Fucking creep. There you go. Pass them back. Come on, guys.

And these are new? Yeah, that's been confirmed. Every podcaster in America ate some of these Cheez-Its. Jonah Ray wasn't there, but I'm going to hang on to him for next year. Sugar Ray? Is that what you said? Wait, who? Who'd you say?

Jonah Ray? I thought you said Sugar Ray, and I still loved it. He got excited. Every morning there's a Cheez-It. I didn't understand it, and I still love it. Yeah, Sugar Ray wasn't there. Of course not. If you don't know who Jonah Ray is, you should just bing it. Bottle of water!

You got a bottle. It's not. It's going to be empty in a moment. Let's play a round to build the title. Thank you for those chips. It's been to be empty in a moment. Let's play a round to build a title. Thank you for those chips. It's been a while. You guys know how this works. I give you a title, and then you just add titles to it at the beginning or the end.

I have to add a title from another movie to the title that comes to me. I love it. Let's start with you. Start with me? Let's start with Jimmy. I wanted to do this on the show with you and Kumail and Randy the other day,

and we didn't get to it. That was never going to happen. Yeah. It's hard to get to things on that show. And I wanted to use, because Randy's very concerned about the fish. I mean, he was less so when I brought it up to him face-to-face in a forum for him to talk about it. This is Randy Newman we're talking about?

Yes. You say Sugar Ray? What if that's all I ever heard? Sugar Ray's podcast is terrible. That's not surprising. Randy Newman was on. We tried to play Build a Title, but he just wanted to talk about cars.

Being in them. That's Gary Newman. Gary Newman. Oh, I was thinking of... That's Gary Newman. Gary Newman. Fuck. I thought, I was like, I was like, does Randy Newman have a song in the movie Cars?

No. He doesn't. He has one in Toy Story 2, so shut up. You got a car in me. When the road looks rough ahead, that makes sense because I'm a car.

He and John Malkovich could travel together As far as I'm concerned Jimmy, how does Street Player go? How's Street Player? Because I'm a street player I'm a street player I'll tell you something It's one of the most sampled songs in history You know that song, Da Bomb?

And then Pitbull sampled it as well, Street Player So there's some trivia. Ba-ba-ba-ba. Streets are swirling through my mind. They sampled that part in other songs. Oh, yeah, yeah. You said that you're not a great singer? Pitbull.

And you're going to agree? No, what I'm saying is what you're doing right now would maybe be the equivalent of a comedian that loved Jimmy Pardo butchering all your jokes. Did the spirit of Kumail just enter you? Yeah, no kidding. No, I'm just wondering that.

I said I'm not good so you can't shit on a guy that says he's bad. No, I'm not. Here, you hold no fucking water. I'm not shitting on you. That was taken out of... He's not saying you're a bad singer. He's just saying you're a piece of shit.

That's like the least inspiring bumper sticker ever. You can't shit on a guy who says he's bad, right? It's the second worst to coming soon. Oh, no. That gets nothing? That was pretty solid, though. If people had laughed at your thing, it wouldn't have seemed as bad.

Chip down. Chip down. Three second rule. Streets are swirling. Jimmy, the starter title is Blackfish. It's a great motion picture. I beg of you. I apologize because I've never played this game.

You need to think of a movie that ends in the word black or begins with the word fish. Men in Blackfish. Yes. Just watched my parents. Did you see that? Went to do a bow and couldn't stand up. All right, so, Nick,

you need a movie that ends with men or begins with fish. Men in Blackfish called Wanda. Thank you guys so much. I appreciate coming out. Santa Monica, thank you. Coming soon. I was hoping someone would say fish tar.

But I will accept. It's not a real thing. Doug, Men in Black, Fish Called Wanda, double indemnity. That's acceptable? Jimmy, I'm a street player, baby. Street sounds swirling through DC's mind. So, I am curious, how did you pull that off? One double indemnity.

And that's acceptable in this game? Yes. It sounds like my dad talking to my mom. And that's acceptable in this game? Yes. It sounds like my dad talking to my mom. And that's acceptable in this house? Okay, great. We're going to let that happen. We're going to let him grow his hair as long as he wants. We're going to let that sort of thing slide?

Okay. Just want to know the rules. I don't want to, you know. Yeah. So, David, you've got a... You've got men in Blackfish called One Double Indemnity. Double Menemity. Watch Men in Blackfish called One Double Indemnity.

Watchmen, yes. Is A Fish Called Wanda respected as a film? I think so The Benson Ball where I'm going to be next weekend is named after the dude that laughed so hard at a Monty Python sketch that he died

Right Or no, at A Fish Called Wanda actually I don't care for that guy What was he laughing at? Kevin Kline getting run over by a... That was a funny scene. Doing the Italian voice over and over. I don't know.

It's a fun movie. It's called a character. It's a fun movie, David. It's a real fun movie. We're not playing hate like love, hate like no more. Okay, sorry. I've moved on. But whose turn is it?

Yours. I have to play? Yeah. Shit. Jimmy, you need something that ends in watch. No, no, you're playing. I am? Since when?

You don't just sit back and, you know. I don't have one, so you're going to play. All right. End of watch, men. Oh, you fuck! I don't have one, so you're going to play. All right. End of Watchmen. Oh, you fuck! In Blackfish. Called Wong Double Indemnity.

All right. The end of Watchmen in Blackfish. I don't care for what you're doing right now. It's the end. The Burt Reynolds movie, the end. So, and you think that someone else

come up with a movie that ends in the? Oh, I got one. Knights of Rodentha. I'm beginning to think these cheeses are laced. I'm having a tough time. Oh yeah, you should have, you know,

when people offer food at my shows, it has weed in it, Jimmy. Even unopened cheeses. Weed gives you allergies? We injected THC into them through the bag. We didn't even have to open it. Make your jokes. I'm dying.

And then when the weed gives you munchies, you can go, whoops, already ate. So you're not happy with the end? No, we're fine. I added to it already. Good to go. So we have Knights of Rodanth the end of Watchmen in Black Fish

called One Double Indemnity. Nick? What was the last? What does it end on? It has to end on end. No, on the. Oh, no, right. Knights.

Knights. Bam. Easy. Don't you dare try to Knights. Oh, Knights. Okay. Yeah. Bam. Yep. Easy. Don't you dare try to Talladega Knights, because that's got a colon and it's the legend of Ricky Bobby. We're talking full titles here, bitches. But what does it have to begin with on the back side? I missed that.

T. Indemnity. Indemnity. T? Indemnity. Indemnity. Indemnity. So you could go Indemnity Shack or Indemnity Busters. No, there's no...

There's none that work that way, but you can use the T at the end. Yeah, to use in the word. A movie that begins with T. I can think of two. Indemnity Terminator 2. Does that count? You were so close. The Terminator 2 Does that count? You were so close

The Terminator's not right Does that mean I'm out? Yes DC Leaving Thune Knights Well done. My part.

Nights in Rodanth the end of Watch Men in Blackfish Show off. Did I get it wrong? No, but you don't have to read the whole thing. Oh, okay. Men in Blackfish

and then what happens? Fish called one Fish called one double indemnit team America World Police. This guy's unbeatable. Boy, oh boy, he may be. That's good stuff.

You should be proud, DC. Boogie Nights of Rodantha. Wait, what did you say, Boogie Nights? Boogie Nights. Ah, that a boy. Do I have to play now, Jimmy? Or can you get back in? What's happening?

My choices are either in or boogie And what's the other side? Police Alright, you're a police squad Thank you, don't condescend to me This woman is condescending Very good, you're doing very well, young man Enjoy your cheese, this little fella This woman is condescending. Very good. You're doing very well, young man.

Enjoy your cheese hits, little fella. What's the full title on that one? Please, what? No. The naked guy in the ice. No. Immediate no. I am the expert on all things Frank Drebin.

But at least you are the naked gun. Is that still wrong? No. Am I out? Yeah, you're out. Oh, fuck yourselves. This woman said I was very good. How dare you?

How dare you take away her condescending tone to me? You sound great. Love it. Nick, what do you got? I've been married 15 years. I'm out. Oh, okay. I don't care what you have. DC? love it Nick what do you got? I've been married 15 years I'm out oh okay I don't care what you have DC

wait so what's Police Squad called? yeah the movie's not called Police Squad the TV show was yes damn me to hell do you got anything

that begins with police or ends with boogie? I'm gonna guess that like I'm to just say it's not right. It's not a movie. But what if there was a movie called Uptown Boogie? Doesn't that sound good? Right? There must be.

Uptown Boogie. They were making so many movies in the 70s, Doug. One of them has to be called Uptown Boogie. I'm out. I'm done. I don't know. I think you're in. Thank you. Jimmy likedptown Boogie. I'm out. I'm done. I don't know. I think you're in. Thank you.

Jimmy liked that one. Jimmy thinks I'm in. What do you think, David? Can you polish this off? What about Police Academy? It was right there. Gutenberg, look at you right in the face. Police Academy, that's ridiculous.

Now, Uptown Boogie, there's a film. Okay, David, it's you and me now. So, Police Academy, me, myself, and Dupree. Hey, Doug, back that up. Dupree. Oh, you're up, baby. It's me, myself, and Irene?

It's you, me, and Dupree. So, David's our winner. All right. You did it. You, me, and Dupree. So David's our winner. All right. You did it. Did you have anything that you were going to add? Of me, Police Academy, me, balls too,

to bring it back around full circle. I should have just let that happen instead of showing off with my stupid ampersand movie. Me and Marley. He should have. I mean, he narrates it. Marley hardly says a word the whole movie.

He should get top billing. We'll get a good enough signal to Google Uptown Boogie. Can anyone go on their IMDb app, Uptown Boogie? There's no way. It's not there? Oh, you can't get a good enough signal to Google Uptown Boogie. Can anyone go on their IMDb app, Uptown Boogie? There's no way that's over. Oh, you can't? No. I've just been told it's not there. It's not a movie.

Why Uptown? Because that's where you boogie, David. Have you never boogied? I've boogied. You could be Uptown. What do people do in downtown? They jive. Uptown in downtown? They jive. Uptown boogie, downtown jive.

Up goes downtown. I guess you haven't seen my bumper sticker. Uptown boogie. Jimmy. Jimmy, what do they do? The Phantom of the Podcast. Why does that guy do that? It frightens everybody in this room when he does it.

How does Paradise Alley go, Jimmy? Paradise Alley, gonna take it to the paradise. Take it to the paradise. Paradise Alley. Are these the choruses? Track two is the most intriguing to me. Are you saving that until the end? Again, I put it on the spot here.

I'm very nerve-wracked by it. What, David? It seems to be tearing you up. I feel like track two on that has the silliest title to me. I was wondering if you were waiting for that. Mama take. Mama take just a little bit. Mama take just a little bit. Mama Take just a little bit

of my heart. All right. Weirdos singing. Mama Take is my least favorite Tyler Perry character. More of a Madea man. Do you shuffle the album when you listen to it

or do you go straight through it? My own album? Yeah. If you're shuffling my album, you're an idiot. That's a straight through, baby. That's a one shot. Pull over. Finish it up before you get in the house. You know what I mean?

Alright, we've got 23 minutes to get through the Leonard Moulton game. Love it. Because all you folks need a nice little break before the big pod mash stand-up show on this very stage tonight. And I'm looking forward to being very, very drunk and high for it. And since David won the Leonard Moulton, he's going to get to go first. And then we'll... I mean, since you won the last game, you get to go first, Leonard Moulton. Is this the actual game that they win the prize for?

Mm-hmm. That was just a warm-up to determine who would go first in the Leonard Martin game. I had another game ready to go, but we ran out of time. Strong show. With all the proper edits, it will be, yes. Just like your sleep podcast.

It's all I'm after. Post-production. I snore a little bit, that's embarrassing I don't want to make a podcast of me snoring I'll cut those parts out But that's what the people want I'll just leave the quiet parts That's what the people wanted, this hypothetical podcast I love that he's selling you on it

David gets to pick a category In the Leonard Maltin game Would you like the Spectacular Now? And that's movies that are in theaters now. That classic category. But got 80% or better on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay. Yes, this is the cream of the current crop.

Or at Brodeo, B-R-O-D-A-E-O, suggested Mauled to Death. And that's movies with Gretchen Maul or that are in a mall. As suggested by one of my favorite Twitter names, Santa Gaga Bieber. Category's not that great, but I like saying Santa Gaga Bieber.

Papers, please. And that's movies that have, but I like saying Santa Gaga Bieber. Papers, please. And that's movies that have the word paper in the title. So there is a down considerably. Only about a dozen of those. Oh, you like Gretchen Maul or Mauls? I like bears. This is... Well, you're going to...

I'm just double-checking. Pretty sure there's no bears in either of these. Would you like a movie where someone is mauled or Gretchen Maul appears in it from 1996 or 1978? 96. Okay. This movie gets two stars from Leonard Maltin.

He says it's the story of a frustrated young actress and he says that it's done in by predictability and it's a vivid depiction of a certain It's done in by predictability. It's a vivid depiction of a certain world from 1996. You cannot give that world?

Hmm? The world is Pandora. You know, if you want to give it away like that, because Gretchen Maul was great in Avatar, and of course it did take place in a mall. I forgot to say or both, but I don't know. Can it be movies that were shown in a mall? This was shown in a mall, at least one,

and the number of names that Leonard lists are 8, 10, 13, 16, 19, 20 names. Yeah, 20 names for this movie from the year 1996. I'll say nine names. That is a bold opening bid, DC. What are you going to do with that, DC? If David wins, please make the helicopter take off at that moment.

You don't have the thing anymore? I don't want to get yelled at by you. I'm not going to yell at you. I just asked you to do it, you fuck. Helicopters turn Doug into Joe Pesci. Please. Get on the helicopter, you fuck! Let's get the rollers and go round and round!

Get him in his fucking face! Doug, this is the wrong thing to do, but I think if it's what I think it is, then I'll be right. That was the least statement ever made. It was the least statement. I'm going to say zero names.

My God. Jimmy, we're going to, it's too exciting to just roll into the next bit. Can we have a few, a little bit of Aloha Mama? Aloha Mama. Mama, don't you treat me right. Aloha Mama. Again, PC Mobley on the vocal. Why do they go from Mama Take to Aloha Mama?

Mama Take too much? Mama Take just Aloha, Mama Take just a little bit. I do a mashup. You're the girl talk of Chicago. So Nick, you know how this works. You can go into negative names. That could secure you a spot in the Tournament of Championships if you win the category, this round with the negative names and then win the whole thing.

It's complicated. Or you could just hope that DC doesn't have the right answer and just ask him to name it. Because if I do, I do have the right answer, but if I don't, I'm wrong. So it's either one or the other. Yeah.

Least statement made ever. Okay. Okay, so let me just get this straight. If I go a negative name, that means that if I know the movie, which I damn well do. I know that. So then say, like, negative one,

then you gotta name the top-billed person in the movie. If you say negative two, you need top two billed. And this is according to Leonard Maltin and not according necessarily to the credits of the film. And Happy Gilmore, he had Christopher McDonald ahead of Carl Weathers. Yeah, he's never going to let this go. It's absurd.

Oh, yeah. The villain above the guy who's not in the whole movie because he dies, that's reasonable billing, David So what can I do to not be done? Huh? What can I do to not be done? Or is it either now or never right now?

It seems like kind of an end moment, doesn't it? Is it Happy Gilmore? How do I pass it on? Well, since you claim to know it, negative one shouldn't be too difficult, and that'll put Jimmy in a position of having to either go negative two or ask you to name it.

But, you know, like I said, DC might not even know what it is. You've got to decision-make. Do you want to hit the final shot, or do you want to pass to Steve Kerr? Steve Kerr's a good player. And I also don't mind an assist. I like Steve Nash's vines.

That was a joke for no one. And now I'm questioning the exact name of the movie. Doubt sets in. Just do something alright I'm going to say negative one oh boy just so I'm clear Jimmy while you're thinking

about this you might want to give us a little life is what it is I already gave you that one. You did? Life is what it is and what you want it to be free. Okay, then. Loser with a broken heart. Nothing more than a loser with a broken heart.

Yeah. So if you're... If you're saving my favorite title for last, I think we've done all but one. What I think is strange is if you just pick someone out of the crowd that had never heard Chicago, told them that title, their guess, I feel,

would be pretty close to what... And again, the lowest selling album in the... Chicago 14 may have sold less. But that... Oh, no, there's one left.

There's one song left. Doug, you forgot one. No, I said I'm saving it for the end. Oh, attaboy. Close it up. Good call. I like that you've already figured out all the songs that he's done.

Can we try something with this? He knew that he was missing one. He didn't figure it out. It's OCD. Confirmed. I just know because it was the single. Because it's the one you know best. You're waiting to just nail it.

I think it went up to 56 on the chart if you're a fan that needs the title of the song to also be the hook of the song have I got a band for you whoa did you just kumail them why is he not getting shit they all turned on you

you son of a bitch alright Nick I'm going to tell you to name that movie alright Nick Who mailed them there? They all turned on you. You son of a bitch! All right. Nick, I'm going to tell you to name that movie. All right, Nick. You got to name the movie. I'm the top-billed person in the movie. And if I were a betting man, I would go against you.

I'm good at this game. I did nothing. I just didn't see any other way out here. I didn't see any other way out.. You know, I didn't see any other way out, and I know you know it. You know it's just a fucking game, right, Nick? Valley Girl. And what's the top person in it?

He said Valley Girl. From 1996? Which is, this part is fun, because that was incorrect, so it's fun to watch him. Why do you do that? You did that to me last time, too, where I actually got confidence in myself. Like, oh, shit, you did that right.

You leaned right into it. Now the hard part. The 20th billed person in this movie is Gretchen Maul, and it's a Spike Lee film called Girl 6. Girl 6, yeah. Did you know that? No. And the top billed person is Teresa Randall. Where'd you know that? No. And the top-billed person is Teresa Randall.

So, yeah. Why'd you pick that? What's that? That seems like an unfair choice. You sandbagged us, baby. Yeah, why not mall rats? Wait a second. You know that you just got a point, right?

You know you're on the board. It feels bad choice. You won that round. He's a good kid. He's handsome. But I do appreciate being on the board. But I think I may protest my own win. I'm playing the rest of this game under protest.

Girl 6. But, you know, if some people had heard more of the names, they might have figured it out. Also, Girl 6 is also setting you up for a bad review, or a bad headline anyway, which of course would be Girl 6, audience zero. Sure. By a round of applause, how many people have seen Girl 6?

Pretty decent. And, uh... By a round of applause, how many people think David Huntsberger asked for rounds of applause for no good reason? You're just like Doug! That was an appropriate asking of a round of applause for no good reason. You're just like Doug. That was an appropriate asking of a round of applause.

All right, so since Jimmy challenged Nick, that means that we're going to start down here with you, David, and then go to Jimmy. And you get to pick a category, David. Would you like, and we're playing to two points

of course, and we have 12 minutes left in the show. Jimmy is halfway home. He's in the car, he's on the 10. That is how I go home. Where's halfway point? Hey Jimmy, it's me, Randy Newman Thanks for being in me

Hey Randy, you're overrated Ouch I'm sorry, somebody needs to tell you I guess I don't have a friend in you That's true, Randy David, would you like I Know What You Did Last and that's someone's final film.

The last film they did. It's a sad category. It's a sad-agory. Lucky number seven is a movie where an actor has played the same role at least seven times. Okay. Okay.

And your final, your third option is Quill Bill. And that, of course, is films based on the work of Shakespeare. Which, when you really think about it, is all films. Okay.

Lucky number seven. What was the... Oh, and what you did last. Yeah. Well, I hate to do this, but... Tough categories all been overlooked many times. Yeah.

Nobody wants to pick me. By a round of applause. Who would like to see I Know What You Did Last be the category? Really? There's a lot of people holding out to vote for something else.

Or they're just not going to vote. I've caught them in this great conundrum where they don't want to clap because they feel like I asked for a round of applause is too much but I need their vote at this particular juncture. And how about lucky number seven? Oh, okay. Overwhelmingly more.

Well, let's ask Quill Bill. I've eliminated that one. Okay. Overwhelmingly more. Well, let's ask Quill Bill. We might as well ask all three. I've eliminated that one. Okay. Probably the one they want the most. Like taking the SATs, eliminate one of the choices. Okay, so you're going with Lucky Seven? Yeah. Okay.

So the actor or actress in this has been playing the same part at least seven times. The actor or actress? It's from 1983. Two and a half stars from Leonard. He says this movie has a character in it named Fatima. He also says about this movie that it's uneven and overlong.

And he lists a whopping nine names. 83. Nine names. Same actor or actress at least seven times. You know what? Why are we kidding around?

No actress has played a part seven times. So it's a man. You're telling us it's a man. Might as well just say it's a man. You're telling us it's a man. Might as well just say it's a man. Does this have to be number seven? Do you have to not ask questions? That line was cut

out of Dark Knight Rises. Do you have to not ask me questions while I... Sarcastic Bane is my least favorite web series. Please, no questions while I'm trying to pound you into darkness. What?

What I'm asking is... The actor played it at least seven times, but I'm not saying this is the seventh time. Okay. I know, right? Nine names. Let me ask you another question. I'll say seven.

He's going with seven. Jimmy. Jimmy's returning the Cheez-Its. Nick and I are having a tough time with those. We've eaten enough. Doug, I will say six names. Six, he says, Nick. I thought it came to me next.

Oh, it comes to Jimmy, sorry. My bad. Oh, yeah, that's right. I was just going to go with it. Jimmy, Jimmy. Six names. Copycat. You stole that winning strategy. What do you think, Nick? Go nickel, baby, do it.

I'm out, aren't I? No. Oh. No, yeah, yeah, you're done for the rest of the show. If you want to just go stand in the back. Okay. Just don't run past the screen. Yeah, you're not out.

You can say five. I know I can. I mean, that's one of the options you have. Yeah. I don't know it. This is a movie from 83. 83, he said. I know, I just don't know it.

Get a great with Valley Girl. All right, so... In fairness, Valley Girl came out in 96 in a world where the movie Crash is still in theaters. So, yeah. In the Thuniverse. How long have you been holding that one in your hand? That seems like something for the poster. I thought of a good name for your next album.

Thuniversal Healthcare. And I was talking to DC What's happening? I think he threw five at me No, I gotta say six You said six and I don't know it So you're saying name it, Jimmy? Yeah, so you're gonna give me six names

Out of nine Got a pretty good shot here I don't think you're going to give me six names. Yeah, so you get six names. Out of nine. Out of nine, yeah. Got a pretty good shot here. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you're going to get it. I won't. Okay. Nick and I are about to be tied. Here's your six names.

I'm listening. Rowan Atkinson, Edward Fox. 83. Alec McGowan, Bernie Casey, Kim Basinger, and Barbara Carrera are all in what movie, Jimmy, that got two and a half stars from Leonard? Moonraker. I have no idea. Oh, you know, you're in the ballpark. I am, right?

It's a Bond movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Bond movie. But I don't know if Roger Moore played it seven times, but Sean Connery did. And this was the last time. And it was called Never Say Never Again. Damn it. I was close.

Nick Dean is on the board. Nice job, guys. Wow. I'm going from thinking I was out to being on the board. What year was Moonraker? Was that 90, 89? Moonraker was what? 70-something.

Moonraker was right after the success of Star Wars. They were like, we gotta put James Bond in space. Did you have like a gun to your head guess? I'm sorry? Like 83 if someone had to guess something. I was thinking maybe Wrath of Khan, but that's maybe too late. No!

No! There's a fucking witch in the audience. Wow, my pity! Jesus. That weed-whacking voice came out. Live from Jim Henson's creature shop. That voice. I apologize. That was more your emotion than how your voice actually sounded.

Labyrinth comes to the Squarespace Ballroom. Live. One night only. Oh, it's catchy. I'm just trying to figure out what's stalling. The show has to end. Figure out what's happening next. Yeah, exactly, Jimmy.

Nick got a point. This is an exciting finish. Nick has a point. We might go one or two minutes over, so apologies to the PodMash stand-up show. It's going to start on time. Don't worry. But who just challenged who?

The Nick challenged Jimmy? Nick challenged me, Nick challenged Jimmy. So that means we start with DC and then go to Nick. And you get to pick a category, DC. Would you like what a schmuck suggested? I mean, I'm not saying anything about the guy who made the suggestion. That is his Twitter handle. What the schmuck. What the schmuck.

Suggested Womb Raider. Womb Raider. And that's movies where John Voight has sex. It's pleasing to me. Yeah. And then Sausage Fest. This show? Which is motion pictures. Yeah, this show is a Sausage Fest.

And it's also motion pictures where Leonard Maltin did not list a single, he didn't list any women in the cast listings. Ouch. So yeah, real sausage fest. Real pickle party. And at Mrs. Underscore

Matman suggested this never gets picked, but I love this category Inconceivable! And that's movies with infertile women. So it's, we have on an all male panel, we have movies with all men

and movies where women can't poop out babies. Sorry. And movies where John Voight tries to put a baby in somebody. Can it include also where John Voight gets sex done to him? Oh. Yeah, I guess so. Just don't pick that one. Interesting distinction.

That will solve that problem. Go Sausage Fest. I am going to go with... Yeah, I'm going to back Jimmy up on this one and go with Sausage Fest. I am going to go with... Yeah, I'm going to back Jimmy up on this one and go with Sausage Fest. Sorry, inferred to women. Still sucks for you. 1992.

Douglow's movies is definitely leading the war on women. 1992. Three stars from Leonard for this movie that he doesn't list any women in the cast. He says this movie is scorching. He also says, you know,

he says some negative things, but then he's just like, the actors, they're so good, it's hard to complain. Jimmy agrees. And he lists nine names. 92. It's scorching. And he doesn't list any women.

And the actors are so good that he can't list any women. Doug, fuck it. Zero names. Nick, it's Towering Inferno right? it's Birth of a Nation right? 92 Birth of a Nation you're scorching

I'm gonna say name that movie fantastic Doug I think the film is Glengarry Glen Ross yeah I do too that is correct yeah

hey Doug out of curiosity, do they go Lemon Pacino? Top two? No, they go Pacino Lemon. Damn it. I would have lost it. Lemon Pacino is my favorite

dirty prank website. You and me both, bro. I would have gone negative two, but I would have got it wrong. In case somebody's curious how I would have played that game. Great moments in theoretical failure. Here's what I would have got it wrong. In case nobody's curious how I would have played that game. Great moments in theoretical failure.

Here's what I would have done, fellas. Shut up. Show needs to end. We start with Jimmy and then we go to Nick. And you get to pick a category. Golden Showers P-Book? No. That's movies that begin with P? No. It's not going to be that. The letter P, not someone P.

I understand. It's still not going to be it. I was just... At Brains movies that begin with P? No, it's not going to be that. The letter P, not someone P. I understand. It's still not going to be it. At Brains suggested Talk to the Hand, and that's movies that have sign language in them. And at Koji Werner suggested The Perfect Dorm.

Wait a minute. You know my favorite movie is The Perfect Storm. Which is college movies. Movies about college movies Movies about college You know what, I'll go with that I like that college theme Just everyone here at the festival Let it be known that I know that we're running long But I think this is going to wrap up soon

We have a tie We We have a three-way tie. If David wins this, this thing never ends. Wrong! It ends on the next one. Good call. You're right, Doug. So if we throw it, we let David win. You know what? Better yet, let me win. We'll close this thing out. Would you like a... You picked Perfect Dorm?

Yeah, I like the dorm thing. Would you like a... You picked Perfect Dorm? Yeah, I like the dorm thing, yeah. Okay. Would you like a college movie from 94 or 2006? Oh, boy, now that's an interesting two choices. Mm-hmm. Definitely two different numbers. I'm going to go 94. 94.

Okay. 94. Usually people don't go with the deeper one, but you did. I see my competition here. One of us thought Valley Girl came out in 96. One of us likes to take risks. What it's like to be a

child. 20 years younger than me. Two stars. Two stars from Leonard. This movie from 1994 that takes place at college. He says in this movie political correctness is out. He also says about this movie

that it gets failing grades. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah. Two stars, though. That's pretty generous of being that shitty about it and giving it two stars. And he lists nine names,

and one of the names has the word and in it. Has the word what, sir? And. A-N-D. That's really not a helpful clue at all. Like Shields and Yarnell? Try not to dwell on it. It's not them, but yes.

Don't dwell on it, but bring it up. Get in our head. Gotta be ready. I say the first? Yeah, you get to pick. So I pick the category and then I say how many names

do you think you can get it in? Nine. And one of them has an and in it. I'll go eight. I'll go snowman. You went eight? Yeah.

He's going eight, Nick. I'll go six. I will go negative one names. Jesus. DC. Son of a. Nick. I'll go six. I will go negative one names. Jesus! D.C. Son of a... Direct contact. Now what is David going to do with this?

David has a chance now to tie this mother effer up. Come on, Dave, name that movie. I was trying to summon something to bring a movie in and I just... Like a helicopter? Soar me to the heavens and summon a name and bring it back. Name that movie. Go ahead and name it.

I'm going to say, and Leonard might fuck me on this one, but I'm going to say PCU and I'm going to list as the lead Jeremy Piven. I think he's right. You're correct in both counts. Yeah. Damn it. DC is our winner, ladies and gentlemen.

Good for you, DC. Who is DC playing for again? Emma. Yay, Emma. Come get your bag of flying stuff. Come and get it. Helicopter man, set it off. Let it fly. Fly it back to yourself.

Can you do that? You can't do it. Oh, did they take the controls away from you? He turned it off. And I can't turn it back on. That's not within the realm of possibilities, turning the thing back on. Well, did you ride a shithead on the back? Okay, let not within the realm of possibilities, turning the thing back on.

Well, did you write a shithead on the back? Okay, let me see the back of that, David. And do we have shitheads on the back of the other name tags? Yeah, okay, come over here and write one down for me. Yeah, and Jimmy Pardo. Jimmy Pardo, tell us, come just jot one down with this pen. And Jimmy, tell us, plugs, what do you got to plug? Well, of course, my Never Not Funny podcast, award

winning. Thank you. Had a nice show here at the festival. And, you know, that's it. Go to the website, check things out, JimmyPardo.com. And that's where things are. You can see, hopefully, not a photograph of me sitting the way that I am currently.

It's the top one most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life, yet I'm maintaining this position. Special ops, baby. What about you, Nick Thune? What's going on with you? What's going on, Nick? I've got a new special coming out in January.

People can buy that. It's going to be called Folk Hero. DC, what's up? I got books. My first book is called The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To. It's a sci-fi coming-of-age adventure. If you're listening to this, you'll probably like it. My most recent one is called Craft Kingdom.

It's a fantasy adventure. If you're listening to this, you'll probably like it. They're available. You can get them in bookstores. You can get them on Amazon. You can get them on your iPad, Kindle, or you can go to audible.com or any other place where you can get audiobooks. And I read both of them, so you can get them on audiobook as well.

That's awesome. You know I like books. You love books. You also, DC, tonight just made your way into the ongoing Tournament of Championships. Which brings us to David, the worst player of the evening. I didn't get no points.

Yeah, you couldn't get on the board tonight, but you're usually pretty good. What do you got going on? You got some shows coming up? I do in Wisconsin. I'll be in Milwaukee at Sugar Maple on October 24th. And then on the 25th, I'll be in

Madison, Wisconsin at the Atlas Theatre. And my CD, Explosion Land, is on iTunes. There are a couple other ones on there as well. Oh, you got your thing on iTunes? Come on! What about the rest of you guys? Your comedy album's on iTunes? Yeah, it's on iTunes. You trying that?

Yep. Okay, good. And then Professor Blastoff, we just recently did some solo episodes. So Tig and Kyle and I each did one on our own. Mine was on Dream. I think I heard somebody. I'm just going to throw this out here, David.

When Kiss released four solo albums, done after that. So, good luck, I guess. But when Chicago released 13 solo albums, they made a 14th album. And speaking of that, Jimmy, just before we go, just give us a little taste of...

Must have been crazy. Must have been crazy. Must have been crazy. Yeah! That's off as Brett Satura, the brand new CD. Thank you to all my guests. Thank you to LA Podcast,

the best goddamn fest in the whole goddamn world. And, uh... As always, I don't know what you guys are doing right now, but can you do that somewhere else? They're standing around congratulating each other.

I gotta wrap this fucker up, and these shitheads aren't even funny, so here we go. My poop is a shithead. Yeah, he really wrote that down. Premature ejaculation is a shithead. And PC Mobley is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch his mother talking Guys, I told you and Trow was making cocky

There's no room for a cock-a-movie Two of these, ten minutes