Doug Loves Movies - Jo Koy, Amy Miller and Jessimae Peluso guest

Episode Date: May 1, 2020

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, maybe sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug And I love the motion picture shows This is Doug Lo motion picture shows. Coming to you once again from lockdown.

It's Thursday, April 30th, 2020. Let's meet our guests. We got Joe Coy, Jessamay Peluso, and Amy Miller, everybody. Yay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically starting with

first time ever on the show about time as far as I'm concerned. It's Joe Coy. Hello. How are you, it's Joe Coy. Hello. How are you, Doug? Hey, dude. How are you?

Thank you so much for letting me on. This is great. Well, I'm glad that you were able to do it. And we were going to, you were lined up to be doing it for the first time as a guest in front of the audience here in LA. We worked it out of date and everything, but then of course that date isn't happening now. Ugh. We gotta reschedule that. When this

lockdown is done, I'm coming on. Oh yeah, we'll definitely do that. You know, when this lockdown is done. Or it'll never be done you know what i mean god when science and politics start arguing with each other so true hey when this campaign is over i'll be there yeah hey uh doug let me tell you i'm in i'm in vegas and uh i'm just gonna say it right now publicly these people don't give a shit about this virus there is people are walking

around with no gloves no mask uh there's a thousand people in target bumping into each other uh it it's as if it doesn't exist at all like there no one here is watching the news and i'm telling you uh i don't get it i'm really confused because what i see on the news is one thing and then i go to target down the street and it's like it's like christmas holidays out there it's people are are clamoring to buy and shop. Yeah, it's really strange. I think there's different parts of the country reacting differently. I feel like part of the problem with Vegas is once you close down the strip or whatever, everything else is just so suburban suburban and just uh you know looks normal it probably just feels like it's just attacking old people there you know yeah are

the brothels still open brothels are right wide open it's just uh if you can finish six feet apart it's good yeah that's so weird yeah yeah you just gotta finish six feet apart that's it and we're good we're good i feel like that's how far the rock shoots when he shoots it's definitely at least six feet it probably it probably breaks windows yeah yeah yeah no he definitely he goes out to the kitchen and is halfway through a bottle of Gatorade as he shoots it all across his house. Yeah. And it goes right through a double pain window too.

Something really strong. Yeah. And then the one sperm that makes it to the egg, it's like the Kool-Aid man and it breaks through the egg's wall and it's like, I'm here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm your brother. It says yeah yeah i'm here brother it says brother i'm here brother wow you just made a kool-aid man like sound a lot angrier than he normally does i'm here i'm here brother i'm here i think he says oh yeah oh yeah. Oh, yeah, brother. What are you going to do when this sperm comes looking for you, brother?

Oh, no, that's macho, man. Oh, whatever. I think it's all the same. Do you guys think sperms are out of breath, or the one sperm is out of breath when he reaches the egg? Is it like, fuck, that was far. That's funny. And he tells the story.

There's a billion of us just dead. It's just me. We've got to make this work, you bitch. We've got to make it work. It's just me. I made it all this way. I lost my dog a few weeks ago. I like that the process starts with a sperm calling the egg a bitch

it's really reflective of my dating past huh Amy Jessamay Peluso is here hey I feel like I've seen you more in quarantine than in our whole friendship life yeah it has brought us closer together.

Yeah. I appreciate it. I'm looking forward. I'm looking forward to this thing ending. So I don't have to see you anymore. Me too. This is your like fifth time on the show. I think.

Yeah. I'm hoping I get like a jacket or something in the mail. Is there a club jacket? Like a sweet, members-only jacket? There's not. There isn't anything. When you get to 10 episodes, you have to buy me something. Oh, I know what I'm going to get you.

I already know. It's green and mean. It'll make you see the galaxy. I already know it's green and mean it'll make you see the galaxy also joining us today wait I fucked up the alphabetical order whatever

whatever the most frequent guest at least today anyway her 50th appearance it's Amy Miller hello it's not really 50. You haven't been counting, right? No. Oh, okay. Feels like 100.

Oh, you think so? You think you're more in the 100 range? I've done over 1,200 episodes. Hmm. Yeah, no, I don't know how many it's been. That was just a joke about how it feels like longer time with you than it has been. 1,200 episodes.

That's 1,200 times that I was a little sad in my heart because Joe Coy wasn't on. Oh. Oh. You're a sweetheart. You've always been late. Hey, can I I gotta tell my Doug Benson story oh no

up and coming up and coming college gig I don't even know what there's a called anymore NACA I think is what it was called in Nashville I was like the up and coming comic and I went to the convention

and I, and I remember going to, uh, Zany's. Um, I met my, my agent, uh, knew you Doug. And I was like, I gotta meet Doug. And, uh, and we went and you were sitting by the bar, uh, about to go on. And I'm telling you, man, you were the nicest person I ever met, man. That was my first time meeting you. You bought me a drink. Uh, you probably don't remember. You were so fucking high Doug, but I just want you to know, uh, uh, it's, it's, it's so cool when, when people are coming up and they get to meet like, you know, their inspirations and, and, and, you know, we're nervous when we do, but you were so nice and gracious.

So thank you. I always wanted to say that to you. So there you go. Now I'm on the show and I did it. Well, thank you so much, Joe. Yeah. I can tell you were new because you talked to someone

right before they were about to go up. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he bought me a beer. He's like, hey, look, kid, drink this. I'll be back. He literally was like, hold my beer back he literally was like hold my beer kid yeah hold my beer before you go on stage could you give me the 50 basic rules of stand-up comedy real quick real quick before you go on stage uh can you tell me what got you into comedy? That was great.

How do you describe your act? That's so funny. Okay, so that concludes most frequently asked questions of comedians. And now we are moving into the part of the show where we're going to play some games. Yes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, let the games begin, I like to say. We're going to start with a new game. So that puts you all on the same level nobody's played this before it's called the game is called Fight or Flight ooh

Fight or Flight sounds exciting right yeah are you guys going to fight or flight and I'm going to go to you individually, and I'm not going to fuck up the alphabetical order this time, starting with Joe.

And I'm going to name an actor, and you tell me if that actor was in Fight Club or Flight with Denzel Washington or both. Okay. So you got to say Fight Club, Flight, or both. Okay. Okay. All right. We'll start with you, Joe.

Let's go. All right. We'll start with you, Joe. Let's go. All right. Tell me, fight, club, flight, or both, an actor named Ezra Buzzington. Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you. There's someone named Ezra Buzzington, and they were in fight, club, flight, or both. You have a one in three shot to get this right of getting this right without knowing having any idea who Ezra Buzzington is. And

Ezra Buzzington is definitely a human or an animated person. Are there animated people in Fight Club and Flight? I don't know, man. Is this person from Middle Earth? I don't understand. Ezra Buzzington is a wizard. Ezra Buzzington has potions in a backpack. A satchel. A satchel.

A satchel. Ezra Buzzington eats raw oats, uncooked. Ezra Buzzington. Ezra Buzzington makes wool. He's definitely homeschooled. Once the family name is Buzzington, it's like, well, we gotta pick a first name that's got a Z in there somewhere. Yeah.

Okay, one more, one more, one more. Doug, Doug, one more. Ezra Buzzington eats whole milk out of a wooden pail. He eats it? Yeah, he eats it because it's thick. It's curdled.

There's stuff in it there's alright I'm going to say Ezra Buzzington is definitely an actor that had to have been in a movie very deep and dark like Fight Club that is correct good job

yeah Ezra Buzzingaid was in Fight Club. Eating whole milk. Eating whole milk with his spoon. I'm eating it. All right, it's your turn, Amy. Okay. Jared. It's your turn, Amy. All right, I'm going to go with uh fight club doug

uh amy let me put this cup down i'm just eating some milk ezra ezra buzzing Ezra Buzzington. Buzzington chews their milk. Yes, Doug. Stop chewing your dairy. Answer me. Jared Leto. Let's fight. I've known Jared Leto for years before we knew better.

I think he's only in fight club i only saw flight once is that your final answer yeah fight club fight club is correct man that was stressful i know all right it's jessimae's turn uh you thought listening to amy play was stressful wait till you try it Stressful. I know. All right. It's Jessamay's turn. You thought listening to Amy play was stressful. Wait till you try it. Rude. Fight Club, Flight, or both, Meatloaf. Oh, fuck you.

And it doesn't count if it was served on the flight in the movie Ezra Buzzington eats raw meatloaf he would never do that yeah he would do anything but he won't do that you're welcome. I'm done.

No. Oh, fuck. Meatloaf. Okay. It's one. How do we play this again? You got to pick one. Fight club, flight, or both.

Okay. I'm going to say. I don't really remember. I feel like it was. I'm going to say both. just because I'm so unsure. That is incorrect. Oh. I am swamping.

I am swan diving off of my patio right now. Oh, boy. Well, you know, of course Meatloaf was just in Fight Club and he uh you know he had enormous boobs you remember that part yes all right we're back to you Joe yes I'm ready am I leading am I leading the next one Joe has one Amy has one Jess May still has a chance Joe, which one or both did this actor appear? Scotch Ellis

Loring What? What is that? What was that the name is scotch ell what is it scotch ellis scotch ellis loring scotch ellis loring wears a trench coat with shoulder pads I'm like a delicious cocktail Scotch Ellis Loring loves shepherd's pie for lunch

for lunch for lunch I heard if you bring it to him for dinner he spits on it and walks away yeah Scotch Ellis Loring has calloused feet and can walk rugged terrain oh god i'm done scott what the who is scotch ellis loring it's somebody who is in either fight club

or flight or both. Okay, I'm gonna... Scotch was definitely in Flight. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. God damn it. I was gonna say Fight Club. I was gonna say it. Yeah.

Gotta go with your gut. He was in Fight Club. Oh, man. I thought it was a trick question. Alright, Amy to go with your gut. He was in Fight Club. Oh, man. I thought it was a trick question. All right, Amy, are you ready? I'm ready. Fight Club, Flight, or both? Brad Pitt. Fight Club.

Is that your final answer? Yeah, I'm insulted you've given me the easy ones. What have you been giving me? I don't know what order this is going to happen. I see what you're doing. I don't know what order things are going to happen. Alright, so Amy, you got two points.

Oh, yes. Jessamay, you go first on this one. You need to get in here. Get in there. Okay. Ed Norton. Why is everybody laughing? Edward Norton.

I know he was in Fight Club for sure. 100. 100%. 100%. I do know I have had daydreams of him being inside orifices of mine but on a you know a very healthy emotional level

I've had the same dreams you're like cleaning your ears or something yeah home alone with her Ezra Buzzington. Oh my God. That's a great, Ezra Buzzington is a great dildo name. Yeah.

It is. So classy. It sounds like a Scandinavian dildo. Yeah. Too expensive. Yeah. Very expensive. Yeah.

And the plug, you don't have an outlet because you're in the u.s once it's dead it's dead gotta get a dongle yeah yeah a dongle are you saying it's uh it's disposable yeah it's yeah it's disposable disposable dildo yeah yeah you just have a trash can you just have a trash can filled with them disposable dildo or diplo for sure yeah yeah then elon musk uses them to make the next tesla yeah whose turn is it oh wait i have to answer okay i didn't so i know yeah you're right he's in fight club you're right but i can't recollect was he on the plane when it flipped and fought and fight and flight who i don't know yeah just sitting back there and coach

yeah was he was he an extra was he in a? I just imagined him in a suit in that movie. I'm going to just say Fight Club. Okay, that's correct. Yes, son of a bitch. Back to you, Joe. Yes, I'm ready to win. Fight Club, Flight, or both. Tamara Tooney. Tamara Tooney. uh fight club flight or both tamara tooney

tamara tooney is a small very attractive bunny rabbit tamara tamara tooney lives in a water a water tank with the Warner Brothers logo on it. No, dude. She's the Canadian mascot for $2 coins. Oh, my God.

Tamara Tooney? Who the fuck are these people? They're people that are either in fight club or flight or both um camera toonie was definitely in flight she was yeah she was the flight attendant in the plane. Whoa. Yeah, I remember her. No. That was good.

That was a good guess because she was one of the flight attendants. It's true. Very good. That's true. All right, Amy. I'm ready. This is for the win, Amy. You can win this game, and who knows what will happen to you

after you win this game. Anything could happen. Anything could happen. You're giving me anxiety. James Badge Dale. Oh, shit. I'm going to say both oh doug he was in flight oh

all right man that's okay that's that's what you call a choke yeah that was a choke that was for the men how dare you are you ready Jessamay I am built ready Jessamay works in a field, and she makes syrup.

Oh, my God. You need to make this a thing, Joe. This is so good. You just get names. Yes. I love it. I do work in a field. It's so namest.

It is real. Ch It's so namest. It is real. Chokwe is so namest. We should boycott his shows. He's red. Becky eats hummus. Yes, she does. With her index finger.

Oh my god. Oh wait, did I get a name i'm sorry i digress jessime always wants a tall glass of lemonade and before she drinks it she says i'm parched that's all only a jessime would say that i do say i'm parched that's funny i'm so good but god you're like the john edwards of name guessing oh i'm so good all right jessame here's the name i'm ready dr d. Doug. Becky Finger. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? I'm joking. I'm just joking around.

Okay, okay. It's not flight or fly. It's Finger. Are you ready, Jessamay? I am, Doug. Okay, John Goodman. Ooh. Hmm. Both.

What was that noise? What was that? Sorry, you guys. It's a small pachyderm. You're incorrect, Jessamay. You're incorrect, Doug. You're incorrect, Jess May. You're incorrect, Doug. You're incorrect. He was just in flight club.

I mean, just in, wait, who did I say? Goodman? Yeah, he was just in flight. Okay, flight only. Flight only, no club. He can only fly in a plane. He can't go into the club lounge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Joe, for the win. Oh, this is so good. Which of those movies or both had Piers Morgan? Oh. Wow. Yeah. Wow.

That's a tough one. The reason why it's tough is I know who that is. And two, I don't remember him in either one of those fucking movies. Mm-mm. I'm going to say Flight. That is correct.

Yes! Whoa! Nice. This game is rigged. No, man. It's not. I'm just good. He's so good. I'm a gambler. You have the gift, man, it's not. I'm just good. He's so good. I'm a gambler. You have the gift, man. Come in.

All right, we're going to go. We'll be back with one more game, the big game, to determine our winner today. This was just a warm-up. We'll be right back after these messages. We're back. That wasn't so bad. It was bad, right? I mean, would you guys buy all that stuff that I talked about

and that we had ads for? I already did. I'm already logging in and buying them, yeah. Yeah, we got it all. Love it. That sounds perfectly geared to the people that listen to this show. Absolutely. Yeah. perfectly geared to the people that listen to this show. Absolutely. I can't wait until my new

galactic colored butt plug comes in. Excited. Alright, well if you're just going to make stuff up, then you're missing my point. Let's play supersized i'm super excited for it last man or woman stanton joe this is a game that we play on the show all the time but with a wrinkle we made it i made it even bigger okay the three of you are each going to name one actor or actress from the history of cinema uh the likes of which you think you know many of the movies that they were in by their correct titles

hmm each of you will pick somebody but then all four of us, myself included, will take turns naming movies that all three of those people are in, not necessarily together. I'm just saying you can pick from any of those three people. Okay. And whoever lasts the longest, if you can't think of one, you're out. Whoever lasts the longest is the winner today. Okay. Okay. Are these going to be real actors or some more Buzz Carrington's again

or whatever they're called? Buzz Lightyear's. I forgot the guy's name already. Listen, Joe, I'm not going to hold it against you if an actor you think you know well is Ezra Buzzington I feel like you only know one or less of the movies that he's been in

well he said Buzz Carrington we all know that guy does the morning news in LA we all know Buzz Carrington back to you in the studio Buzz And we all know that guy does the morning news in LA. We all know Buzz Carrington. Back to you in the studio, Buzz. I'm not in the studio today. I'm at home by a fire. Where are we?

What's happening? Oh, so Joe, the idea is you pick an actor that you think you know a lot of their movies okay and amy and jess may are going to do the same we'll start uh with uh yeah we'll start with you joe just name any actor or actress okay you know it's a strategy thing, you know. I gotta make sure it's somebody I'm familiar with. Yes. And not the world. Because these other two

names, they might be Ezra Buzzingtons for all you're ready to know. Okay. I think I'm ready. Who you got? Man, now I'm questioning myself. Now I'm ready. Who you got? Man, now I'm questioning myself. Now I'm questioning myself. All right, you ready?

I'm ready. Yeah. Who is it? Wesley Snipes. Oh. That's a real interesting pick. Blockbuster actor from the 90s. I like it.

You know what I mean? this guy had major hits some are blockbusters yeah you don't need to help your opponents by describing things well then i'm not going to tell you that he's also a black actor ah i was thinking of somebody else Well, then I'm not going to tell you that he's also a black actor. Ah. I was thinking of somebody else. So who's going first? Amy. Well, are we still going to get Amy's choice? Okay.

I choose Corey Feldman. Wow. Wow. I think I know all five of those. Nasty. Yeah, that's a tricky one. Okay. I think I know all five of those. Nasty. Yeah, that's a tricky one. Okay, and Jessime? Oh, man.

This is terrible. This is really... I'm going to have to choose... I feel like Jokoi in this scenario. I feel like I'm going to say it and everyone's going to know. But I'm just going to go with it. Because it's my heart. Yes. Go with your heart.

I'm going to go with my heart and I'm going to say Jim Carrey. That's good. That's going to be fun. Yeah. That's going to be, that's going to be a lot, a lot of work. Yeah.

It's a good thing. Feldman's in there to balance it out I think we have a nice potpourri of actors right now okay so just keep in mind you have to give the correct title of a movie that has any of those three gentlemen

in it, Wesley, Corey or Jim I'm going to play two, I'll go between uh jessimae and uh joe but you're up first joe give me a movie with one of those people in it i'm gonna say lost boys yeah see look at you cherry picking the good ones from somebody else's that's right selection i'm playing my cards yeah am. Amy, what do you got? How are you going to get him back with some snipes? I'm going to go Blade.

Ah! That's such a great movie! So good. Good movie. I thought that was going to be my hidden gem right there. No! That's the first one. That's what you think of when you think of Wesley Snipes.

Okay, okay. I always think of Passenger 57. Oh, damn it. I just gave it up. I'm sorry. I'm really screwing this game up. Yeah, you got to wait your turn, Joe. Yeah, I got to wait my turn.

Yeah, and I'm playing too, so. Oh, damn. So, Jessime, what's yours um uh yeah dolomite full title um um oh god dolomite is what dolomite is my name yes yes. Yes. Okay, you got it. I panicked. Thank you for the Alex Trebek layup. Okay, my turn. I'm going to say Blade 2.

Oh, you fucker. Wow, that's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, now it's your turn, Joe. I'm going to say The Mask. Ooh. Going for some Jim Carrey early on. There we go.

Okay, Amy. Let's knock that little dictionary's worth worth i'm gonna say white men can't jump wow wow oh man i think she's i mean is there ever a time when you don't say that was she naming a movie or just was she being cruel yeah she's just making a statement. Just letting Doug know. Before we continue on with this game, white men cannot jump. Now let's proceed. Passenger 57. Stop saying that.

Stop saying that. Okay. Jessamay? Passenger 57. Yeah, you might as well, right? No one's used it yet i feel like i heard that just keep saying it um okay so for me i'm gonna have to say um i'm gonna go with the fan with The Fan. Ooh. De Niro. De Niro and Snipes.

Yeah, that's a good one. Wow. It's a deep cut. Yeah, that is. You just wait. My turn. I'm ready. Give it to us, Joe.

Dumb and Dumber 2. T-W-O. Uh-huh. Wow. Good job. Nice way to circumvent the true Dumb and Dumber. Yeah, what's Amy going to say? I'm going to say,

To Wong Fu, thanks for everything. Again, Amy. No,y is not playing the game she's just thanking people and saying racist yeah yeah 100 does she does she have the rules doug or she did you invite a hateful person i just want to say white men can't jump and too long foo. Okay? Thanks for everything. Alright, Jessamay. Can we name names of movies of the people we chose too? Yeah. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Beautiful movie.

Wow. Wow. Alright, I'm gonna say I'm gonna to say, I'm going to go ahead and say dumb and dumber. You're the king at this, aren't you, Doug? All right. I'm going to go with Goonies. The Goonies.

Ooh. Can I also do Corey Feldman? Yeah, that's what I'm saying All three names are up for grabs the whole time Okay, stand by me We're almost done with Corey Feldman That's a solid Feldman right there Which is what I say after I take a particularly good shit Aw, hasn't he been through enough? which is what I say after I take a particularly good shit.

Aw, hasn't he been through enough? Look at that solid Feldman. No, just Feldman more is just a general nerdy kind of sounding name. What classic great movies. Time was classics right there though. Yeah. My son watched those and he loves all three. He can't get enough of those movies. We'll never get old. Yeah.

Wait, whose turn is it? Who said stand by? Who said stand by? Amy. Again, now she's just lonely. You know? Enough with the statements and the requests amy i don't know if this is right and i'm gonna put it out there don't do this to me a dream oh yeah say it okay okay dream dream a little dream yes that was pretty much the end of Feldman

right there not yet I think Michael Jackson was the end of Feldman oh man right in the gut sorry that's rough also Charlie Sheen

oh really that's rough also Charlie Sheen ooh really that's right I'm going to cheer up Corey a little bit by bringing up probably maybe a happier memory for him Gremlins oh

wow alright is it me now mm-hmm I'm telling you all of the Feldman movies are oh no don't do that don't do that that's cory feldman calling you that was good all right every single feldman movie is amazing timeless hits and this is one of my favorites the lost boys oh somebody already said that a million years ago yeah that's how this game started really it started with lost boys yeah it was your first guess i didn't remember that either

i don't remember that i think you two are high two are high. Yeah, you guys are on to something. There's a little thing happening here. You guys are joining hands. I don't think that was the first one. You said it. We're recording this. Yeah, I wrote it down. Oh.

But, yeah, you're right, though, maybe. Yeah, I think that was the first one you named. All right. Well, do I get a second chance or am I out of the game? No, you can right, though, maybe. Yeah, I think that was the first one you named. All right. Well, do I get a second chance or am I out of the game? No, you can go again. Okay. We're just telling you it's already been said. You can say titles have been said before because I don't –

I'm not trying to run a memory game here. Right. I'm going to go with Mo Beto Blues. Ooh. Whoa. to go with uh i'm gonna go with mo betta blues oh whoa wesley snipes is in that yeah he was the trumpet player uh he was the saxophone player yep you're right you're right denzel was the trumpet player yep yep yep yep yep okay amy okay Amy I'm gonna say my truth colon the rape of two Cory's oh my god

wow I'm just trying to get the word out it's $20 on his website you can watch it is this whole moment down to this is this what this is all about alright I just think people need to know Is this whole moment down to this? Is this what this is all about? I just think people need to know.

Okay. Okay. I'm sure after being in prison, Wesley Snipes has some good stories too. I meant to say, my truth, The Rape of Two Corys starring Wesley Snipes had some some good stories too oh yeah I meant to say My Truth The Rape of Two Corys

starring Wesley Snipes oh god okay so Jessamay you're up after Amy's great answer well this only played in a small festival

but it's called My Truth How I Was Raped by Wesley Snipes Jim Carrey and Corey Feldman that's a good one I saw that that's free also on Hulu festival but it's called my truth how i was raped by wesley snipes jim carrey and cory feldman that's a good one i saw that that's free also on hulu it is i was thinking that there wasn't a movie that had all three of those guys in it i know it turns out not only is there a movie with

all three of them but all three of their names are in the title yes yes. It's a thought piece. So exciting. Okay, so you don't have any guesses for Wesley or Corey or Jim? Oh, yeah. I mean, for Ace Ventura, I mean, come on. Oh, right.

He's a pet detective, Doug. That's amazing. I just needed you to remind me. Okay, okay. I like to call him a pet detective, Doug. Yeah, that's amazing. I just needed you to remind me. Okay, okay. I like to call him a pet dick. He's also disposable and in the trash can right now. What does a guy named Ace Ventura

do, Joe? Ace Ventura runs betting odds in Vegas. He has an unauthorized AT&T dealership. Yes. Whose turn is it? Is it my turn? It's my turn. I was just

sitting back and enjoying the comedy. I'm going to say Ace Ventura has a book called A Thousand Card Tricks by Ace Ventura. I'm going to say Ace Ventura

When Nature Calls. The second installment. I'm going to say Ace Ventura When Nature Calls the second installment when are they going to end the trilogy that's a good one that is a good question back to you Joe

I'm going to go real quick on this one me myself and Irene nice one of my favorites by the way so good quick on this one. Me, myself, and Irene. Nice. Ooh. One of my favorites, by the way. So good. I'm going to say The Truman Show. Ooh, man. I thought Joe saying me, myself, and Irene was just

him listing off the three people that have confidence in him. Who the fuck is Irene? I don't know. I don't really talk to her anymore. I don't know, but he just counted himself twice, so that makes sense.

Alright, so okay, that's a good answer. Amy, what was your answer? I'm sorry. Well, I said The Truman Show, which I think might not be right. Why is that wrong? The Truman Show. Because it's just Truman show yeah

I don't know on that one I could go either way I will say it's just Mace Turner I will say the cable guy nice that's nice

Ben Stiller's directing debut. Well, here's this title that I'm thinking of. It's just a fact. Maybe the latest pictures from the Pentagon. Maybe those spaceships will help fill us in. Are you skipping Joe Coy now?

No, it's Doug's turn no no it's uh it's doug's turn okay oh my bad just doing a super long setup that now is really really long you're welcome you're welcome earth girls are easy oh good one wow deep cut uh-huh oh man that's what i'm about oh i got one i got one on you dougie b oh man would you believe i'm the one that called out wesley snipes and i don't know any other movie you just got excited because he's your hero yeah what the hell um oh come on oh i got one wesley snipes jungle fever yes nice man that came out yeah that was every white dad's horror movie hey so is it true that when you get jungle fever there's also chills and a dry cough. Oh, it's mostly pretty fun.

I like that. Jungle fever. Okay. I'm going to go with License to Drive. Nice. Nice. Very good. Amy Miller's an undercover movie head amy miller's undercover movie head yeah um i'm gonna go deep deep cut i'm going

into the archives um and it is uh bitten uh um once bitten Bitten Once Bitten Stop stop stop Wait What are you talking about I love it You guys are rude You guys are all rude

Jim Carrey played a vampire In a movie called Once Bitten Yes Did she just dug around in her He was That was a deep cut Jim Carrey played a vampire in a movie called Once Bitten. Yes! Did she just dug around in her? Oh, that's right, he was. That was a deep cut. That was his first movie. That's right.

It was up there, yeah. Okay. My turn. I'm going to say Just Bitten. I'm glad I didn't say Just Bitten. Yeah. I'm going to say Just Bitten. I'm glad I didn't say Just Bitten. I'm going to say

for a Feldman motion picture, one called The Verbs. Ooh. Damn, that's good. Oh, man. This is going to suck. Because I know the movie, I just don't know the damn name. I don't know how to say it.

Ah, man. It's got all the 90s actor superstars in it. The, uh... Oh, my God. What is it called? It's such a hard... The un...

Ah! Do you feel like we need you here? Can I get a... Do I have a lifeline? No, that's the wrong... No, I'm just saying that like you know what's it called when you don't need somebody oh what the fuck is it come on joe oh man and you know what sucks i don't even have a jim carey or a cory feldman movie right now this is all I got right now. It's tough. This game is not easy. Oh, man.

Come on. Hold on. Go through the alphabet. I think it starts with a P. You know what I'm talking about, right? It has all the action stars in it. I think I know what you're talking about. I think I even gave you a good clue. Say the clue again.

What do you call somebody that nobody needs them for anything? Ooh. Dad? Circle gets a square. Oh, man. Dude, oh, man, I don't want to get out of this game. I'm better than this. I'm better than this than we had such a good time with you joe hold on hold on hold on there's a lot of jim carrey left a lot there is huh there's so much jim carrey on the table all right there's so much there's so much

brain fart right now all right let me just go to Jim Carrey then. Because the pressure is on. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. You ready? Yeah. Expendables. That's correct.

Ooh, nice. Dude, that was driving me crazy. That must have felt good. Yeah, that felt good. Okay, I'm going to say Liar Liar. Damn. Damn. Damn! Damn it! I was going to ask Amy to be more dramatic about it,

and then you jumped in. Damn! How did I forget that? I know, it's one of the greats. The outtakes in that movie alone are... Oh, that's right. I'm going to go... I want to see those.

Yeah, they're great. Is this where it's going to go? Yes, man. Oh, fuck. Another great movie with a mystical force guiding him. I thought of the movie you were thinking of when you were trying to think of Expendables but you thought of a P word.

What was it? Mr. Popper's Penguins. Whoa! Wow, I didn't even think of that at all because I didn't... What is that? It's a Jim Carrey movie where he has a bunch of penguins. Oh, that's right! It's Joe Exotic's new park.

That's right. I got one. Okay. Is it my turn? Uh-huh. Because right when you... I'm going to say Bruce Almighty? Yeah. Grace. Okay, cool. Almighty?

Yeah, because I wasn't sure. because i know there's two of them is there one with steve carell yeah he's evan evan almighty that's right make i'll make this one more dramatic i'm gonna go with starring Wesley Snipes. No way. Passenger 57. Oh, that's right. No one said it. Oh, no, no. Doug said it. Oh, I said it.

We all said it. I think we all should get one. We all get one for that. Okay, I have another one. Oh, boy. New Jack City. Oh, boy. New Jack City. Yes. Oh, wow.

That's good. Wow. That's good. I forgot about that. Yeah, you're sitting pretty. I didn't know I used so many Wesley Snipes movies. I'm going to go with a fresh cut Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, yeah.

Current carry. Yeah. Current load. I'll throw in semi-recent Kick-Ass 2. Who's in that? Jim Carrey. What? Yeah, he's a new character he's not in kick-ass 1 he's in kick-ass 2

and I thought he was great in it I'll have to watch that yeah I don't know movies a little uneven but he's really good in it okay I'm ready okay Batman 3 good at it. Okay. I'm ready.

Okay. Batman 3. Great. Nailed it. Is that the name of it? Not at all. We're going to give it to you because you were so confident. And enthusiastic.

What is the name of it what is it it's not Batman 3 it was the third one wasn't it it's a word you mean it was Batman then oh Batman no it didn't have that there was

Batman Arnold Schwarzenegger and uh jim carrey now you're talking two different movies no that's the one with batman no schwarzenegger was mr freeze batman schwarzenegger was in batman and robin and jim carrey was in Batman and Robin. No. Like if you want Batman to just go on and on and on. Batman forever. Batman. Is that your final answer?

Batman on and on. Batman keeps going. Batman. Batman. Oh, fuck man. Come on, Doug. You said it right. Batman. Batman. Oh, fuck, man. Come on, Doug. You said it right the first time. Oh, Batman Forever. Yeah.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's what I meant to say originally. Yeah. Great job. So good. That was great. I got excited when I said Batman 3, by the way. Yeah.

No, you really thought that was... It was adorable. It was the way a kid would answer. It was so cute. All right. Back to you, Amy. Okay, I'm going to say Friday the 13th, the final chapter. Jesus. Which I only know

because I watched it last night. She's a cinema sniper. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. You saved that one till now? Yeah. She's a sniper. That's impressive. No one was going to say it besides you, maybe.

I don't know. I might not have come up with that one. That was a good one. I know he was in one of them. I might not have remembered which one. There's only two people that would have got that answer. That's you and Google. Yeah, I watched it last night. Good, good job. After you, I'm done.

I'm having a little brain fart right now. I, uh, I think Amy and I should get into pool sharking people, first of all. And I'm going to go with How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Oh, so good. Wow, that's a good one. Very good. Was Wesley in a Christmas movie?

No. I wish. Was Wesley in a Christmas movie? No. I wish. But Jim Carrey was the voice of Horton, here's a who. Oh!

Damn it. This is going to suck now. Wesley. What did Wesley... suck now. Wesley. What did Wesley... Oh. Come on.

Did you know it was originally going to be Horton Hears the WHO and it was about this elephant who respects that agency that's too hard for his to seize his throat. That movie was

funded by Bill Gates. Oh man, come on. I gotta have something. Jim Carrey. What's a Jim Carrey movie? So many left still that he's been in. Really? Yeah. Is there a movie called Seven?

There is, but who do you think is in it? Was it Jim Carrey? No. No, but he was in a movie with a number, wasn't he? Okay, let's go through them. Was he in a movie called One? No. No.

Was he in Two? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Oh, I can't wait to steal that one because you're not yeah 27 am i close um define close you asshole is it is it a number it's a number right a number? Oh, fuck you, Doug. Come on. I'm having a brain fart, you guys.

Leslie Snipes. Why don't you just tell the story when we first met again? That was a good story, by the way. You went from that to fuck you I know that's right I love you too much but yeah this is this this game

is really really tough it's hard with the pressure on and I'm gonna be mad because you guys gonna name stuff off and I'm gonna be like not that many we don't have that much time I I'm going to be like, Not that many. We don't have that much time. I'm going to have to withdraw.

Good job. Damn it. You crushed it. Thank you, Amy. Man, what was that movie? Okay, well, I know that Corey Feldman was in the following Friday the 13th,

which is called Friday the 13th, number five. What is happening? Are you serious? I don't know what it's called, but. We already said the one. It was called Friday the 13th forever. We already said the one Friday the 13th forever we already said the one no he's in too

no he isn't yes he is I just watched this movie last night he gets he becomes murdery at the end of number 4 and then in number 5 he kills him I had no idea he was in any of those

yeah but I think it's Number five. Whoa. He kills them. I had no idea he was in any of those. Yeah. But I think it's, I don't know. But you don't know what it's called, though. Maybe like something about starting over, a beginning. A new beginning or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, probably. All right, Jessamay.

Do I get that? No. It's all on right, Jessamay. Do I get that? No. It's all on you, Jessamay. Oh, man. It's all on me. You know, I thought I had a lot more in my repertoire here. I know there's so many more Jim Carrey movies. I feel like we did we did one more.

He was in that numbers movie. Yeah. When it's my turn. Murder by numbers. No. Fuck. What's it called? It's called Amy Miller, You Get to

Win. Yay! Wow, what is it? What was it called? But the movie's called The Number 23. Yeah! The Number 23. You're so close. Yeah. What an exciting finish. That was amazing. That was good. Yeah. What an exciting finish.

That was amazing. That was good. Yeah. Do you guys have anything to plug? Joe Coy, you got anything going on people should check out? I'll be at Target probably 3 o'clock this afternoon on Fort Apache. Yeah, that's about it, man. Amy Miller, what's going on? Oh, just listen to my podcast, Who's Your God?

That's it. Okay. Amy Miller is known for drinking pitchers of beer at a local pub and grub somewhere in Minnesota. That one's just true. This is rude. Jessamay Peluso. Amy Miller can squat thrust her own weight over her head.

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