Doug Loves Movies - Joe Lo Truglio, Keith Powell and Jake Johannsen guest

Episode Date: July 24, 2015

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes Joe Lo Truglio, Keith Powell and Jake Johannsen to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth They're still not warm, then he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you from a beautifully orchestrated audience,

in front of a beautifully orchestrated audience, at the Nerd Melt showroom in the back of Meltdown Comics in Hollywood. Yeah, let's hear it for Hollywood. There's a dude with a Doug Loves Movies shirt on. You know you're not supposed to wear the shirt of the thing you're going to. Didn't you ever see Jeremy Piven tell Jon Favreau that in PCU? What's your name, dude? I'm Tim. Tim, do you live in L.A.? I live in Pasadena.'s your name, dude? I'm Tim.

Tim, do you live in LA? I live in Pasadena. Pasadena, okay. Well, since you're from out of town, I'll accept it. It's totally cool. It's Thursday, July 23rd, 2015. Let me see your name tags,

Los Angeles and Pasadena. Of course, he's got one. The Simpsons movie, but you change it to the Timpsons movie. Good job, dude. Quentin versus the Army of Darkness? All right, fair enough. Oh, and you've got a chainsaw.

Well, that's got to be chosen. What's in the little pink box? Donuts. Donuts. This is a tough room for us to throw donuts in because they shoot that Meltdown show here, and they have all these fancy low-hanging lights. So it's a real tricky trajectory.

Booty Colin, that's a good one. Nice size as well. 40-year-old Virginia. I like it. Some more donuts under there with your big Weverski. Your name is Weaver? That's my last name. Your last name's Weaver? Weverski. Oh, Weverski? Your name is Weaver? Your last name's Weaver? Oh, Weverski, the whole thing?

Ha ha ha, good for you. Desp Ricardo, your name's Ricardo? Holy shit, that's a really good one. Oh, Brent! Instead of Rent. You're lucky they made that into a movie. Some Broadway shows don't get made into a movie. Well, thank you, everyone, for bringing name tags

and for sitting up close with your name tags so the selection process will be brief. We had to start a couple minutes late because the traffic getting in here, of course, is stupid. I guess Joe Biden was in town today. I'm looking forward to going to Tulsa this Sunday. Sold out show already. Didn't need to bring it up.

Traverse City, Michigan on Wednesday. I'll be there all week for the Traverse City Film Festival. And then two shows in New York City. Book ended around one show in London, England. For dates, deets, and links for all of these shows and many more, go to douglasmovies.com. Let's take a look in the prize bag, you guys.

I am very excited about this acquisition. There's a gentleman by the name of Kyle Burbank that I follow on Twitter. I think the reason I found him and he found me is our mutual love of Disneyland and all things Disney Anna. And he's got a new book out called The E-Ticket Life, Stories, Essays, and Lessons Learned from My Decidedly Disney Travels.

Yeah, and I cannot wait to read it. I stole a copy for myself, but I'll be giving away copies on the show. And someone here tonight will get one. And then, of course, we've also got a promotional tool, and this is a fun thing I can do in California. Somebody gave me a pen,

a vaporizer pen from Monarch, so I'm putting that in the prize bag, because my kitchen is nothing but pipes and bongs, and so I can afford to get rid of a few. because my kitchen is nothing but pipes and bongs, and so I can afford to get rid of a few. And also, I was sitting in the airport lounge in O'Hare,

and a guy came up to me and said, I work with raw, can I give you some samples? And he walked back over and filled what was left of my carry-on space with raw products, different types of papers and stuff. So I'm including those in the prize bag, and all the guests brought stuff for the prize bag. These are all second-timer guests to the two-time club, and I'm very happy to have all of them. Please give a big, warm welcome to Jake Johansson, Keith Powell, and Joe Lotrulio. Yeah, that's how you welcome three dudes to a show in the back of a comic book store. This is the only time where two-timer is actually a nice term

to be referenced. Yeah, yeah. As I was saying, I was like, these guys aren't two-timing individuals. They are just in the two-timers club on this show. It's like the five-timers club on SNL, but more prestigious.

That's right. I think. The first person to speak, winner of the Pete Holmes Award, Joe LoTrulio, everybody.

I'm honored. I'm honored. Thank you. I was excited to see you in Pitch Perfect 2, of course. Oh, I was excited

to be seen. I was able to shake my bootay. How much, of course. Oh, I was excited to be seen. I was able to shake my bootay. How much time does it take to go in there and be in that acapella group that's in a scene or two? To shoot? Yeah. Yeah, I guess we were there for about four days. Holy shit, movies are so fucking slow. It's crazy.

It's like I've been there for like two minutes, and it's four days down there. But it was fun. It was a lot of fun. Met the Green Bay Packers. That one's um pretty fun when you have big football guys singing that's that's always kind of fun to watch oh they say no one's seen the movie this looks like a pitch perfect two crowd yeah i saw the movie okay they sing in the movie, the whole team?

Five of them. Oh, okay. I was picturing a whole team. You said you met the Packers, not just five of them. Not just the five top Packers. I buried the lead on that. And then, of course, classic film Wet Hot American Summer Is coming back

Back to Netflix Starting July 31st We're all very excited I got a little treat For Oh look at that Apologies to my other guests For their shitty prizes

That they brought Shouldn't have started with this one. What is it? What is it, Joe? What'd you bring? I brought a hoodie. A Wet Hot American Summer First Day of Camp hoodie for the series. That is a nice item that I am going to keep.

Cold weather of L.A. My wife made my gift. My wife! And she looked at Joe's and she's like, no, I want that. Yeah, that's an awesome prize. Go ahead and pass that down. I will give this. Oh, it's so soft. It's soft, right? Oh, that's nice.

So that's going in the prize bag. That is really nice. Do you have access to more of these? My wife. My wife. I see the running theme. My wife, Beth Dover, is also in the show, and she got one. So we need one, just one per household, I think is fair. Okay, all right.

I was going to say, if you had any more, I'd like one. But I got to give this one away, because these people would riot. I'll give you my wife. If I don't do that. But all the episodes of, it's a season of a series of Wet Hot American Summer. We have eight episodes. And it's a prequel. It's a prequel.

It takes place on the first day of camp. Right. And you are all too old for it to be in the first movie, so what difference does it make? My favorite part. If you're trying to be younger even though you're now older. That's right. We're making a movie 15 years later, and we're three months younger in the movie, allegedly. That's beautiful.

That's some real time travel shit right allegedly. That's beautiful. That's some real time travel shit right there. That's the log line. Alright, let's meet the other fellas. Keith Powell is here. You know him and love him. That's very nice. His twofer on the classic 30 Rock.

That show is never not going to be on television. Listen, thank you. My bank account thanks you all for that. Is it just silly, though, going to the mailbox each day, all the random checks? I get a lot of weird checks, too. Pay you for all sorts of things.

Yeah, all different countries. Yeah, the international checks are like 30 cents, because apparently people in Singapore just don't like 30 Rock. But they had to sit through at least a season of it And I get my 30 cent checks No It's good And you've been on the show before

Because you were based in New York And you did the show at the Gramercy Where I'll be back on August 3rd and 10th But you are out here in Los Angeles Now you're Los Angeles based because 30 Rock was a New York show so you just lived there. I lived there when 30 Rock was shooting

and then the last season I moved out here. Chronicled on HGTV. If anybody cares. What did you just say? What was that? My move to Los Angeles was chronicled on HGTV. I know. I got a free...

I got a free kitchen out of it, so I was making sense. That was the reason why! Good job. Well, some people would do it for less than that, but... But what...

Is there a name of a show? House Hunters Renovations. Oh, okay. Because that's what really threw me off, was chronicled on HTTV. I didn't know what any of that meant. And, yeah, so welcome to Los Angeles and to your beautiful new kitchen.

Thank you. It's falling apart now. Is the rest of your home a shithole by comparison? Yes. Do you sleep in the kitchen? No, no, no. Because it's so nice.

What do you have for the prize make, sir? Oh, I'm doing a web series that's coming out at the end of the month and at the end of August and it's called Keith Broke His Leg

and I have... Is it a chronicling of your leg breaking on HGTV? Actually. Now that you mention it. And then, so I brought coasters that were handmade by my wife. My wife. And then I ruined it by writing really sloppily on the back. But they're really nice on the front.

So, there you go. Wow, heavy, yeah. Wow, okay. Hashtag heavy coasters. Listen to that. And Jake Johansson is here, everybody. Woo! Definitely And Jake Johansson is here, everybody. Definitely the fanciest pants on the panel.

Those are some really fancy pants you got in there. Yeah, well, I bought them. They were already kind of distressed. No, you were shopping in the 70s? Well, it's over by Venice Beach, so that's like a time machine. Those are super hip pants. They're coming. If there was light, they're almost, you can see my package if you.

If you're so inclined. You can see through them a little bit. The corduroys, you can't really. I mean, it's not. Anyway. It's like an airport x-ray, that kind of thing. It's chronicled on HGTV. And what do you have for the prize bag?

Well, I've got, this is a sampler of New Orleans music. I love New Orleans, and this is a sampler of some New Orleans music. It's a free thing that was laying in my house. And then, I did a special that you can download from the internet, but this is also available on plastic discs that fit in a machine that you can download from the internet, but this is also available on plastic discs that fit in a machine that you don't have anymore. And so there's a copy of it. Pictures of my dinner live at Hilarity's.

Yeah. In Cleveland? Yes, in Cleveland. There you go. The second track is called Hello Cleveland. You can watch it anywhere in the United States. Interesting that you wait until the second track to say hello to them.

The first track is just the music from walking in and everything. I separated the talking. Good call. It's a whole process when you do this yourself. These are decisions that you have to make. Like, should that all be one track? Or should I do this? Hello, second?

Should I call track 10 nut to butt? Yeah, you can. That's the thing that a guy in the army told me that they say when they're in line, they want you to tighten up the line. They say, nut to butt. Oh, just horrible. The sexual harassment starts right away. You wonder how the Navy got their reputation of being gay. Stand really close to each other.

Yeah, nut to butt. I was happy to catch your final Letterman performance, your last set on there, and wondered aloud to myself and thought I'll ask him next time I see him, how many Lettermans did you do while that show was, well, I should say while those two shows were on the air because you started doing it on the first one, right? Yes. So 46 altogether. Oh, shit.

46 five or six minute sets of super tight, hilarious comedy. That's amazing. All right, you guys. I always like to ask all of my guests. Did I ask you what you brought for the bag? I just gave it to you. It was my special. It includes the...

That's a great question. It includes the hit single, Nut to Butt. Hey, who left this music from New Orleans on my table? That's a great question. It includes the hit single, Nut to Butt. Hey, who left this music from New Orleans on my table? That sounds fantastic. I'm a big Treme fan. Let's go down the line and ask everybody what your cinematic experiences have been of late. Have you been to the movies this summer, Keith?

Yeah, I saw Jurassic World and what did I just see? Oh, I saw Me, Earl and the Dying Girl. It's a good movie, right? Yeah, I couldn't get over that kid looking like Fred Armisen and Pete Holmes had a baby. Oh my god, that's

all I will see next time I see that. And then he shows up in the Stanford Prison Experiment, too. And I was like, there's that fucking Pete Holmes Fred Armisen baby again. Oh, shit. Some crazy shit. And Jurassic World, did you enjoy it like the masses? I did. I actually, I really liked it.

You know, you have to like suspend your disbelief. Yeah, see, as soon as people start making those excuses, you don't have to do that on a lot of great, fun movies. You don't have to worry about that suspension device. If you're going to see a movie about dinosaurs that are alive now, your belief is already...

You've got to suspend that on the drive over, almost. You've got to really prep in the car. Just get yourself ready for it Yeah, it's gonna be Don't freak out Don't freak out Dinosaurs aren't real No, you gotta say they are Oh yeah, you have to say that they are

I think I know how to suspend my disbelief I'm still working on it I wasn't sure You made me doubt myself That's part of my problem, Doug And we're not here to work that out. My favorite thing about this recent one that I hope is going to be in Jurassic World 2,

which is trending today, so they must have announced that it's happening. What a surprise. I hope Jurassic World 2 continues the trend of a high body count. I like when there's a lot of victims. The first three Jurassic Parks movies between them killed like 10 people.

And Jurassic World just went jumping over that number. I would love an R-rated dinosaur, our dinosaurs are attacking us movie, but that's probably too much to hope for. Just more gore, is that what it is? While they say fuck. Or a sex comedy dinosaur movie. Yeah, well, that's probably too much to hope for. Just more gore? Is that what it is? Or a sex comedy dinosaur movie. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Sex comedy dinosaur movie.

Holy shit. What are you doing here? You should be running a network. Fine for that Netflix job. The violence in Jurassic World is all just people being thrown very far by something that would definitely

kill them, but doesn't. And then pterodactyls kind of picking people off. There's never any bloodshed. Even in the second Jurassic Park, when that one guy gets bit in two, spoiler, they... When the dude from West Wing gets

torn in two, they... No blood goes flying anywhere. It's like, I guess when Wing gets torn in two, no blood goes flying anywhere. It's like, I guess when you get torn in two by dinosaurs, you just seal up right away and just maintain a tasty snack. Remain a tasty snack. Joe, what about you? Have you had a chance to catch anything? I have such a short-term memory,

but recently I saw Mad Max Fury Road Fury Road yeah get the address right I liked it but you know what I didn't believe

a guy hanging with suspenders playing guitar and a lot of people you should have put that out in the car on the way over dude

you know there's a lot of things I just didn't like I loved it I thought it was a terrific movie I can't wait to watch it on cable over and over again.

Because you don't have to pay attention. Well, yeah, you don't have to pay attention. Oh, look, it's still crazy chasing. Oh, look, they're still in the desert. Look at those poles. Jake, what about you? Well, I watched my movies on airplanes now Me too, I get a lot of them in that way

They're so great tiny, right? So I watch two thirds I like them as small as possible I watch them on my Apple Watch So, The Incredible Hulk Not so incredible Not so incredible He's just this big

Not intimidating at all. I'm bigger than him. Yeah, he's Ant-Man in that version. But I only watched two-thirds of that because it was the end of the trip. But the beginning I watched the ex-Machina. Oh, that's good stuff. It was. Yeah, I thought it was good.

And that's kind of, even though it's got a lot of big ideas in it, it's kind of small science fiction, only a few characters. So that's a good one to watch just on a small screen, just staring at it on a plane, I think. You've got to suspend your disbelief, though, because it's a sex robot. We don't have those yet. We do not, but I think we're going to get those before dinosaurs. I'm pretty sure.

I'm with you on that. We're going to have to find some moron to bet the other side, but I'm with you. Robots in general, I mean, have you seen this thing where the self-driving cars are being hacked? Well, regular cars. You can hack the computer on a regular

car. What can that do? Change the radio station? You think... Make it turn right when you want it to turn left? Yeah. No, they think you've discovered the new car that runs on water, and then they drive your car that doesn't run on water yet right into a pole, and you're dead.

That's how that works. Conspiracy theory. I'm already writing the movie for that. I'm going to put some summer sex comedy in it. Sounds like The Happening by Shyamalama Ding Dong. It's like weird things start. Why? And the cars are after us.

Of course, it's already been invented. Okay, a sex robot. That'd be so funny, just play over scenes from that movie. Ting-tang, walla-walla, bing-bang. Ooh-ee, ooh-ah-ah. Ting-tang, walla-walla, bing-bang. I saw a movie called Fort Tilden that won, I think it won the audience award at South by Southwest last year, but I didn't see it even though I was there, and I finally got around to catching it.

And I think it's going to be in limited release, so it's going to roll out later this summer. And I really enjoyed it. It's about two young ladies, played by Claire McNulty and Bridie Elliott, who is Chris Elliott's, one of his daughters. And they're just trying to get to the beach for a nice afternoon at the beach and all this shit happens. It's kind of like after hours in the daytime. And I really enjoyed it. It's got a lot of graphic nudity of both sexes.

So that's pretty awesome. That's a trend. I had to throw that in there. I don't want to be sexist. I wanted to let you know you're going to get to see some dick. It's not that hard to get to see that. Watch that movie. It's really not hard at all.

Just pick the right bus. Yeah. But anyway, I recommend that. I recommend Wet Hot American Summer, Sight Unseen. I recommend the next season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Thank you, guys. I recommend that anybody listening

in Singapore give 30 Rock another chance. Please. And now I'd like to do a thing that I don't think you gentlemen have done. It's not a win or lose kind of game. It's just for fun. It's called...

I just always screw up the order if I don't look at it. Love, like, hate, hate, like. And, yeah, one guy over here is excited about it. And love, like, hate, hate, like. And what we're going to do is I'm going to tell you the name of an actor or actress and then we're all going to take turns.

I play along. We're all going to name in order. We'll go down the line. First we'll all name a movie by that person that we love. Then we'll all name a person by that person that we hate. Then we'll all name one that... or wait. Second one... see I should have been looking at the paper. Second one is like. Third one

is hate. And then the fourth one is you have to name a movie by that person That you hate yourself for liking And you can pass once If you want to try to be Polite about this Because who knows, any one of us could work With this dude

I think he's great, even though I don't like All of his movies He's got a new one coming out tomorrow And I've been seeing him on all the talk shows and he's he seems like a super nice guy who's an amazing actor. It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Yeah, so we'll start with you, Keith. Love, right? Yeah, the movie that Jake Gyllenhaal is in that you love. I want to go Brokeback Mountain. Did you know the working title for that film was Butt to Nut?

It's actually Nut to Butt, Doug. Oh, sorry. It's Nut nut to butt, Doug. Oh, sorry. It's nut to butt. I mean, they both work for the joke, but only one of them is the real army thing. It's probably funnier that I got it wrong. Yeah. A great movie that lost to a dumb movie called Crash

for the Oscar for Best Picture. That was one of the biggest miscarriages of Oscar justice. What about you, Joe? Do you have one that you love? Yes, without a doubt, without question, Nightcrawler. I thought it was fantastic. That's a good one. That was a serious snubbing he received on that one.

I thought he should have won the Oscar, and he didn't even get in the top five. I agree. He was phenomenal. Yeah, so good in that movie. But he's going to always be good, I think, because he's just crazy committed to every part he plays. Do you have one, Jake? I think I'm going to go with Jarhead. Oh, okay.

Jarhead. I thought it was all right. Yeah. It's got that Kanye West song in it. He was in that, right? Wasn't he? Jesus walks. Jesus walks.

I just picked it because he was in the, I think he was in the army, and that's where they say nut to butt, so that's why I wanted that. Oh, okay. That's a good tie-in that you came up with. It's the best I can do. I like it. But don't lie and say you love Jarhead. No, I did like Jarhead.

Well, you could have put that in the like category. What are you going to do when you get over there? What am I on right now? Is he in more than one military movie? What was I just doing? I feel like we're running out of Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, I love him. Feel free to repeat or move him around.

You could say I also liked Nightcrawler. I, in fact, picked as also liked Nightcrawler. I, in fact, picked as my love Nightcrawler, because I just think that movie is so fascinating. Some people think it taps out at the end, but I thought it was a great start to finish. Yeah, I mean, you have to, you know, you have to

suspend your disbelief when the dinosaurs show up. Keith, what's one that you just like? What's just like, oh, that was a good Jake Gyllenhaal vehicle? Was he in Love and Other Drugs? He was. I liked it. That was my wife being very loud.

She made me watch it, that's why. Well, that one's also got nudity for both sides, right? You don't have to remember. I don't remember that. Pretty sure you see his butt. But that's no big deal. I mean, that guy works out so much.

He's just like a giant muscle. What does he care if he takes his clothes off? Like in Prince of Persia, he was the most cut individual in the history of anything. I've been holding off on that one. Okay, yeah, save that one. I have a feeling which category that might fall into. What about you, Joe?

Do you have one that you just like? Yeah, I liked Donnie Darko. Yeah, okay. I like Donnie Darko. Not as crazy about it as some... Nicole, really? I was deciding between that and Nightcrawler for Love, but

I like Donnie Darko. The only reason I didn't love it is because I think at the time it was at Sundance with Wet Hot. I had this really dumb jealousy of it. Then got over it and was like, it's a good movie. I like it. It's like too much. Too much info.

I'm just trying to be honest. I like that. I like honesty in a movie podcast. I like the Tears for Fears kind of montage. They go in there, and they just had a lot of great stuff in there. And Donnie Darko. Not wet hot. Although, that would have been worse.

Yeah, it's interesting that the guy who made Donnie Darko, it hasn't been able, like everything else he's made, I haven't even seen the other films, but they're kind of universally panned. And it's a shame, because he had such a good start. Southland Tales and The Box, which was not Cameron Crowe did not I mean Cameron Crowe. Cameron Diaz

was not the title character in The Box. There's just an actual box on a table with a button on it. Jake, what about you? Do you have one that you like? I've got to go back to Brokeback Mountain. Sure. I liked it, but I didn't love it.

But I liked it. It's a little slow. It would be difficult to watch again. You're like, come on, let's start fucking already. Or somebody get mad about it already. Something. Or a happy ending, them dressed up together. Oh, that would be nice, too.

Yeah. There's got to be a scene where one of them gives the other one a happy ending, them dressed up together. Oh, that would be nice, too. There's got to be a scene where one of them gives the other one a happy ending. It's really a well-done movie. I think Ang Lee is one of the best directors in terms of just being able to tackle different genres, except for Hulk. Got to throw that in right away, because the corrections department does not need to be bothered. Can't believe you didn't mention Hulk when you were praising Ang Lee. I went with, for like,

I like this director, Nicole Holofcener. I like most of what she does. And he was in one of her movies called Lovely and Amazing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and strangely, playing exactly the same character he plays in The Good Wife with Jennifer Aniston. In that movie, he's like a young kid that has an affair with her. And then in Lovely and Amazing he's a

young kid who has an affair with Catherine Keener. It's pretty much the same part. Did he do it around... He walked from one set to the other and just did the same thing. Did he do it around the same time of year? Was he in that mode? They were within a year apart, I imagine. I can't know for sure. And the corrections department does not care.

What about, let's go to hate. Let's get into the hate round. Prince of Persia. Yeah, there you go. I was waiting for that. Today, James Gunn put out the notion on Twitter that there's never been a good movie based on a video game. And somebody put out the notion that Prince of Persia was the closest to being good.

I won't name his name. He snapped a jap on Twitter. Oh. Sean Sacame. Also, I've been saying Sacame for years, and it's Sacamai he finally told me that. It's Sacamai. It's like a friend of mine. I'm saying his name wrong.

What about you, Jode? Is there one that you hate, or do you want to pass? Yeah, it's a repit. It's a purge. It's P of P? It's a P of P. It's a P friend of mine. I'm saying his name wrong. What about you, Jode? Is there one that you hate? Yeah, it's a repit. It's a purge. It's P of P? It's a P of P. See, I didn't even see it, so I can't even... I think I started it. I saw half of it.

Yeah, okay. You just gave up on it. Yeah. What about you, Jake? I didn't like Nightcrawler because I thought he was such a dick that I couldn't believe... You couldn't get behind him. Anyone helped him. Like, who would help this asshole?

He's a dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wanted something bad to happen to him, and then it didn't. Spoiler! I know. Well, you did kind of want to take a cold shower afterwards. It looked like the dinosaur was going to bite him in half, and then he didn't. I was like, this is disappointing.

I wanted that to happen. And then he takes a picture of the dinosaur, gets on the news. It was a little polarizing. It's absurd. It was a little polarizing. You know, that's part of why I think Jake might not have finished in the top five is because there's five, you know, like every character was like a hero. And then in addition to that, the guy, David Oliello, you know, didn't get the nomination for Selma. And he would have been sixth, probably.

So Jake ended up coming in seventh place on that. And I think he's so good in it. I thought he was good in it. You just didn't like his character. Yeah, no, that's a legitimate reason to not like a movie, is you could say it's well-made or the acting's good, but, you know, fuck this guy. I don't want to spend time with him.

You know what I mean? But I thought he was hilariously weird. And that thing where, what's the exact line where he's talking about you have to buy a ticket? I don't want to spend time with him. You know what I mean? But I thought he was hilariously weird. And that thing where, what's the exact line where he's talking about you have to buy a ticket? And every time he says it, he ramps it up a little bit. So by the last time he's saying it,

he's like, you gotta buy a ticket! Wow. It's not easy to do his job. You just try a little bit. And you almost came apart. Um, I went with... Oh, I hated love and other drugs. Speaking of characters I didn't like,

I didn't like any of the characters. It's making me cry. No, I've had a cough. I've been trying to shake for a while, and the best thing to do when you're trying to shake a cough is a Jake Gyllenhaal impression. Josh Gad was in Love and Other Drugs,

and very annoying in that movie. So, yeah, I didn't care for that, even though it did have a lot of nudity. And drugs. What do you got for, hate yourself for liking, Keith. Is there one that you hate yourself for liking? Loving other drugs. No, actually, that's what I'm going to go with.

Loving other drugs. Well, I think I saw... Because now that I talk about how annoying it was, you're like, oh, now you mention it. No, but I saw... Now that I remember, I saw the version where they cut out... Like, I saw the TV version,

so they cut out all the stuff. That's why I really don't remember. They cut out the good stuff. Yeah, the nudity all that much. And now I kind of go, well, I wish I had seen it for the nudity. Yeah, you should really go back and retrace your steps. Like that's what happens.

Like the planes now have like you can buy it in coach or you can get it for free in first class where there's just a bunch of movies to choose from. And I always look for at the very beginning if it says edited for content. I always look for at the very beginning if it says edited for content. Right. You know, a lot of times it always says that the shape of it's been changed to fit on the screen, which frustrates me because I want to see the shape it's supposed to be. But edited for content, I always bail. And sometimes they don't say it. And then the first time somebody says fuck in an R-rated movie and they throw in another word,

I flip it right off. Fuck this shit. This movie deserves to be seen as it's meant to be seen. I'll catch up with it later or see it never. But you'll do that just from a fuck? You can't imagine the fucks in on your own? I can, but the first couple

times I tried to watch Let's Be Cops, it's R-rated and there's a lot of swearing. They're kind of creative with the words they throw in instead. It just starts getting on my nerves. It's really annoying. These odd words are dropping in that are clearly not what was intended.

It's kind of like when you buy the cleaned up version from iTunes of the song. Who does that? There's a cool thing. Exactly. That's why you don't watch a movie like that. Oh, I get it. You're trapped on a plane, though.

Yeah, no, but that's why I'm saying you have a selection. So I'll switch over to, you know, I'll fucking suffer through Cinderella because I know there's nothing they need to cut out. Sometimes they have some, like, fun words that they replace the profanity with, though. Like, I was watching Do the Right Thing. It wasn't on the plane. It was on TV. And when Raheem goes in and tries to get batteries for his radio,

they go, what kind of batteries? D. What kind of batteries? D, Miffy Ficky. D. Literally, Miffy Ficky. Which I think that's pretty fun. That is awesome. That's a fun one.

That actually improves upon the script. That's a fun one That actually improves upon the script That's a fun one But you can't count on that Yeah No, exactly It's usually if somebody says asshole They put in Neanderthal It's like very typical what they do

Right And Edgar Wright has a cool thing that he does Where he makes a point of If he knows it's going to get switched He writes what it's going to be switched to Like he comes up with something else that will be interesting or funny in that sentence. Also, his movies

aren't terribly profane anyways in general. Where are we at? What's happening? We're on me. My hate-like. I think End of Days because I like the movie, but Day After Tomorrow? Yeah, End of Days is Schwar I like the movie, but I hate it.

Day After Tomorrow? Yeah, like End of Days is Schwarzenegger, right? Yeah. End of Watch. Am I thinking of? End of Watch. End of Watch, thank you. End of Watch, thank you.

Fuck, I would have put End of Watch in one of my top two. I love that movie. I did like it. The reason I hated it is because it was one of those movies where I knew how it was going to end up, and it was one of those movies where, of course, he's going to up and it was one of those movies where of course he's going to lose it. He's going to take his job to... I guess I was ahead of it a little bit but like it was still satisfying. It's every bad thing that could happen.

It is a non-stop like it's a bummer. Yeah. But it's really well done. I agree. I guess I hated it because I was a little ahead of it. But I thought it was a really well done movie. I just wish it was more of a surprise at the end. But I thought it was a really well done movie. I just wish it was more of a surprise at the end.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Fair enough. Jake? I'm going to go with the movie that's the... I've just seen the poster of it on the way over here today. Southpaw? Southpaw.

And the reason is... I know, it's hard for me because I don't know enough Jake Gyllenhaal movies although I was in a bar in New Orleans where he was at one time not necessarily the trip when I got that CD that I put in the bag Couldn't you have just said he gave you that CD

in a bar in New Orleans? I could have said that I was cutting his hair for the movie Jarhead People would still like the hoodie more. I mean, let's be honest. That hoodie's the best prize that's ever been put in this bag. You're right. When Tom Lennon was on, he tried to give me one of his dangle badges from the show to put in the bag.

And I was like, you've got to do something more important with that. Like, that could raise money for a charity or some shit. He's a generous guy. He is. You might have been able to raise money for charity with that sweatshirt. Are you putting down the sweatshirt? No, no, no, that's alright. I guess the kids will starve. No, that's fine.

But somebody's going to be warm and cozy about it. I guess we don't get any blonde canes or anything like that. We don't have the blinds. So wait, why don't you like Southpaw, did you say? No, I think I'm going to... You think you're going to not like it. I'm going to watch it because it's got boxing in it.

And then 50 Cent, 50 Cent, he's one of the... He's in charge of it somehow. I saw Rachel McAdam on it. A black person has to correct you here. It's Fitty. Oh, well, Rachel McAdam's today. A black person has to correct you here. It's Fitty. Oh, well, Rachel McAdam's

today on Good Morning America just called him 50. I think she might have even said cent, too. I think she might have been sitting next to 50 cent. Anyway. Fitty is loosely based on 50.

That's my understanding of it. Keith, do you ever see Dotcom and Grizz? I email with them, yeah. That would be a fun show, you and the two of them. The three of us. The three guests. Yeah, we'll ask them. We'll see what happens.

Or get two other guys from the writer's room, you and Judah and another person. Yeah. I went with, for my hate like, I went with Bubble Boy. Bubble Boy. Oh my god. Every time it's on cable, I'll watch a little bit of it and it cracks me up. Again, he's very

committed to a very stupid card. There's a fun scene with Zach Galifianakis where he's in a toll booth in the middle of nowhere. Alright, you guys. That was a really fun round of that. Thank you for indulging me. And let's...

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Louis Vuitton toilet seat. I couldn't even tell that this was brand name from the back. This is like that Antiques Roadshow where this is just a toilet seat and then it turns out it's actually a Louis Vuitton. That's pretty sweet. And what's the name they put on there?

Potty Mouth Sam. Alright? Potty Mouth Sam. Okay. All right, Potty Mouth Sam. Is that a nod to my album, Potty Mouth? Nope. All right. Just a coinkydink. All right, you don't have to hold that the whole time

if you don't want to sit there holding a toilet seat. No, I was going to suggest you put it around your neck or sit on it. There you go. Get those hemorrhoids off of that chair. Oh, this is nice. It's actually not bad. That's good, yeah. No, it's not good.

It's not good. I thought it was not bad. It matches your pants, as it turns out. It does. It's a good... It goes nicely with them. Two different shades of mustard. What do you got there, Joe?

I got the Bridgette on the River Kwai. Oh, Bridget. Bridget or Bridget. Yeah. Or Brigitte. Yes. Brigitte. Yeah.

That's a movie I'd like to see on the big screen someday, like maybe at the New Beverly or something. And there's probably a shithead written on the back of your name tag, so be sure not to read that out loud at any point. That's for me to read. That's for me to read at the end if you fail. Thank you for reminding.

You're welcome. What do you got there, Keith? I have the Jeff, which is a clever riff on the ref. Wait, did you say it was a clever? I'm trying to be nice. You didn't see Desperate Ricardo? That's a pretty awesome one

You gotta suspend your disbelief a little bit Yeah, a little bit But thank you to everybody who brought name tags And congratulations to these three Because you're all gonna win something Yeah I've never put it that way And never got a round of applause after saying it

so I guess I'll have to switch that up let's see how are we doing on time first game I'd like to play is a new one called whose tagline is it anyway I've been having a lot of fun with this game I'm going to read a tagline from a movie.

We'll start with you, Jake, and move down to the other fellas. You have an opportunity to steal if Jake doesn't answer correctly, so everybody listen up. This emotion picture that came out in theaters, a big hit, had the tagline, Getting back was only the beginning. Getting Back Was Only the Beginning. Getting Back Was Only the Beginning. You know, I didn't realize that this show was so much about movies. That's what people say when they think they're coming to Getting Doug with High. But you didn't think that.

This isn't the pot one. This isn't that. It's not the eating one. I tried to get on that. We'll have you on that one sometime. I'm going to guess Back to the Future 2. That's correct. That's right.

That was like Sam Levine style. I'm not terribly comfortable about this. Boom! Right answer. What I like to do is lower people's expectations to where I can just kind of step over. Yeah. Because otherwise, I really, I'll get the next one wrong, I promise.

But that was good. I mean, as you used to, obviously some deductive reasoning there I thought people might have just guessed Back to the Future Or even maybe Part 3 But It couldn't be the first one

Because it's getting back They're getting back That's the beginning It's getting back That's how I reasoned Yeah you've reasoned it perfectly Back to the Future 2 though Of course in the movie

When he does get back When he goes to the future He goes to October 21st, 2015. And so on that particular date, I'm going to do a Benson movie interruption of the film at the Castro Theater in San Francisco. Yeah. That's going to be super fun. We didn't get invited to that. Oh, you can come up to San Francisco and participate if you'd like.

Open invitation to everybody on stage. This next one, Joe, is for you. Yeah. Might be harder to work this one out in terms of logic. Oh, boy. The story of a lifetime. What movie do you think they had the nerve the unmitigated gall

to just say let's say the story of a lifetime. Feet on desk. The story of a lifetime. When you hear it, it's going to make more sense. It's a little bit better when you hear the title. Oh, man. 13 going on 30?

I'm going to stick with it. I know it's not it, but incorrect. I can steal it. I think I know. Does it cost anything to guess? No, hang on. We're going to let Keith get to turn. Oh.

The paper? Jake thinks he knows everything all of a sudden. The paper? Yeah. The Ron Howard film? Yeah. I was just strangely arguing with somebody about that in a green room a couple weeks ago. He said, there's this delightful movie, The Paper, and I was like, what?

I was like, that's the worst Ron Howard movie. Then I remembered How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Jake, do you think you have a... I'm going to guess Benjamin Button. Oh, The Curious Case Of. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's not a bad guess at all.

No, it's Forrest Gump. Oh, no! That was my other guess, but I thought that was... The story of a lifetime. You really do go from beginning to end with that motherfucker. And that's Benjamin Button. They go the other way around. That's the tag

is the lifetime of a story. The story of a lifetime. Backwards. That wouldn't have been... Spoiler alert. I love this game, so everybody's still in. We're going to keep going. There's only been one question.

I'm glad we're all still in. There's been two, and you won. You won, technically. If you were Sam Levine, you'd be complaining right now. No, this feels great. This is another one you could figure out, maybe. The adventure continues. Which could have been Back to the Future 2

when you think about it. But the adventure continues. We've ruled that out, because we already know the slogan for that, and we know it's also not Forrest Gump. Right? And we're pretty sure it's not Southpaw. Is this... I like that Jake Gyllenhaal's not a sequel guy.

I don't think he's ever been in a sequel. He didn't do the day after the day after tomorrow. You gotta make a good first one, and then they... Oh, I know. Sometimes... Nightcrawler 2 is gonna be played by a direct-to-DVD actor. David Arquette is taking over the role. Should I have said Jamie Kennedy?

All right, so both really good actors, you guys, from the original Scream. What do you think? Do you have a guess, Jake? I'm going to guess Star Wars 2. Why not? Well, there's really no such thing as Star Wars 2 Well, it's not really 2 It's really the fifth one Yeah, and it's got more of a title The Return of the Jedis

All right, I'm going to stop you before you sat in the audience any further. I know. I watched them all. Joe, what do you think? I watched them all. He saw them. Not only did I watch them all, but I talked to a nice person who's a comedian fan of the Star Wars movies,

and I said, what order should I watch them in? And he had some ridiculous, like, 2, 4, 5, 1, 3, 7, or some bullshit. That's not the exact one. I don't want to spoiler alert. You should definitely watch the next one last. They all hate me now. You should watch the next one last. You want to watch the Jar Jar Binks one last, I think.

No, I mean the one coming out in December. You're going to have to watch it last because you can't have seen it yet. Oh, and I've seen all the other ones. Thanks for spelling it out for me. There you go. Joe, what do you think it is The Adventure Continues I think it's the second Bill and Ted's movie

And I think it's Bogus Journey I don't know if that's called Bogus Journey It's Bill and Ted Bogus Journey Yeah and that's what I'll say And it's also I don't know if they'd call that an adventure It's a lot of chess playing I'm guessing Also, I don't know if they'd call that an adventure. It's a lot of chess playing.

I'm guessing that's not the correct answer then. Incorrect. Keith. That's what I was going to say. So I have no idea. You really were going to guess that same strange choice? A ball with an X on adventure. A ball with an X on adventure.

It's like the adventure continues. A All the sequels with adventure in them. Come on. The Adventures of Babysitting Park. The Adventures of Babysitting Park. Would have been a good one. Adventures of Babysitting. Two, the adventure continues. The Adventure One movie.

Sucks. The Turbo Tag. I have not an earthly clue. In the straight-to-DVD Adventures of Babysitting 2, Elizabeth Shue was replaced by... You don't like this game? I was just going to say the girl she replaced in Back to the Future 2.

Whose name I couldn't even think of. Leah Thompson? No, no. Leah Thompson was in all of them. The answer. What's the right answer? Superman 2. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Back when that was early enough for you to have the nerve to just Superman 2. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Back when that was early enough for you to have the nerve

to just say that. And I love that movie. You know. All right, let's do one more. Sure. And we'll start with Jake again. Because he loves to have no time to think about this.

It's better with no time because I don't know the answer. I haven't even heard the question. I know I don't know the answer. I haven't even heard the question. I know I don't know the answer. The less time I have, the better. Nothing on earth can come between them. Again,

not anything we've mentioned already tonight. Not Brokeback Mountain. Because that was my choice. That's where I was going. I thought you might go there. Well, you said come between them and I was like, oh, I got to do a sex. You see, some people didn't realize what you were doing. I just explained it to them.

Brokeback Mountain 2, not to butt. The adventure continues. Getting back was only the beginning. It's payback time. Nothing on earth could come between them. What do you think that is? Wait, now, this is... Oh, it's not necessarily a sequel. There's nothing on earth.

Since none of you have guessed yet, I'm going to give you all a unilateral clue. It's something about somebody who has sex. Something does, in fact, come between some people. But it's nothing on Earth. Nothing on Earth could do it, except for this one thing that happens to do it in the movie. It's the tagline for him.

It's two people from Earth who, I guess, are having a relationship. It's two people from Earth who I guess are having a relationship and then someone not from Earth I've already given a clue. No more discussion. I'm just trying to

This is how they do it on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. You're just thinking out loud? Yeah. It's two people on Earth Yeah, Regis never helps. Well, and also I'm helping them. Loretta Fiera doesn't help.

Terry Crews is no help. They're having sex with each other. Right. And a third person comes from outer space to have sex with one of them. Their relationship is destroyed, but the other person is like, well, of course, what could I have done to not...

This is an alien. Is it Superman 2? I'd like to see this. Is it Superman? It's an alternate tagline for Superman 2, yeah. Mort, you don't have a guess? Yeah, no. Joe, can you think of a movie where something,

nothing on earth can come between them, and yet something in fact does? God, I'm drawing a blank here. It's a tough game. Yeah. Keith, take a shot. Dude. Sleepless in Seattle?

That's the best I can do. Not even the Empire State Building. Yeah, this is the weirdest tagline for Titanic. Yeah, a fucking iceberg. Very much shut down what they were doing. Billy Zane was also trying

to come between them. There's a lot of come-betweens. A lot of things came between them. The Atlantic Ocean. The glass system was coming between them. And they were trying to escape all the lounge chairs on the deck. Why didn't he just hang on to that piece of wood? Why didn't he just hang on to it?

Maybe he could have survived and said, he's like, fuck it, I'm dead, goodbye, sink to the bottom. I think it was only big. And then she wants to like, fuck it, I'm dead, goodbye, sink to the bottom. Why did she do it? She could have saved a whole country in Africa, but instead, no, fuck, I'm sad. Here's a diamond, just threw it right in the water. I think the only reason she did that is because it was based on a true story. And that's what happened in the true story. Where she threw the diamond in the water, that's what she told the IRS. Let me tell you something

She still has that diamond We finally got to the bottom of that Bottom of that ocean Listen you guys My heart's going to go on to another game I hope it's as fun I think heart's going to go on to another game. I hope it's as fun. I think you're going to love it.

Okay, good. Me too. It's called Reverse Malton. Oh! And it's going to determine our winner today. How's it work? I'll tell you. It's like that old Leonard Maltin game that each of you guys have played once. Is there a passcode on your phone?

Why wouldn't I? I don't want to say... Your number is in my phone. If my phone gets lost or stolen, do you want whoever gets it to have Jake Johansson's phone number? Yeah, I can handle it. That's probably not a great example. President Obama's number is in my phone. Leslie Graham's

number is in my phone. Donald Trump... Well, now you're making people want to steal your phone, but I'm just saying, you're blocking yourself. You're trying to get in your phone all the time. Did you see how fast I got into it, though? You made your life harder for some hypothetical thief who doesn't exist. When's the last time somebody stole your phone?

This will be on Letterman. When you lose a phone, man. It sucks. I know. I'm sure. When you lose a phone, man, get back to me about that. I haven't lost a phone yet. I don't want the whole thing open

I got so many dick pics in here Alright, here's how reverse malting works Okay And we'll start with Keith and go to Joe and then to Jake Even though Jake won Jake, you won that first game because you got one right He did win Yeah, so we'll start with Jake

I'm so proud I take it back Yeah, I got one right. He did win. Yeah, so we'll start with Jake. I take it back. I'm so proud. Yeah, I got one right. Nobody else got any right. We're not... What did you do when Letterman took out his phone on the show? When he took out his phone? When he took out his phone on the show.

I don't even think he has a phone. I think when you get to his level, you just go, could you call that person and tell them something for you? Yeah, I think there's just two tin cans and a string between David Letterman and Bill Murray. Because they both seem like they're very hard to get a hold of. Well, they just wait until they're together in a room. Before then, they just tell the other person, get Bill Murray to be... Hey, where's Bill Murray? You find out.

Tell me when you know. They love each other, those two guys. I love them. You get to pick first, Jake. I'm going to name three movies. I'm sorry I said that thing about your phone. You get to pick first, Jake. I'm going to name three movies. I'm sorry I said that thing about your phone. You get to pick the movie... You get to pick the movie that you think

you can name the most actors and actresses and animals, because sometimes they list animals. The one that you can name the most people that are in it. And then after you name which movie you think you can do that with, I'll tell you how many names Leonard Maltin names, and then we start the bidding. Hold it.

We bid, and then we bid some more? Yeah, we start, and then we bid, and then we go back to the beginning. I'm going to do my best, but let's just start off. Let's assume I understood what you just said. Okay. Yeah, you're going to say how many names's assume I understood what you just said. Okay. Yeah, you're going to say how many names you think you can name from the movie.

A movie that you're going to tell me the name of. And then if Joe thinks he can name more, he's going to bid more, or he's going to say name them. And then you're going to have to accomplish that very feat. Oh, I see. You don't want to bid too high. So I'm on the hook. Oh, no, they could outbid me, and then I'm off the hook. Yeah. Okay, I get it.

But you get to choose which movie. So you get to steer this ship in the direction you want it to go to. You can make it go away from the iceberg and away from the young man who doesn't want to hang on. Would you like to play, between these three movies,

Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, or E.T. the Extraterrestrial and His Adventures on Earth. How many, which one of those Jake Johansson, do you think you can name the most actors

that appeared in it? I think Jaws. Jaws, okay. I think. Alright. The classic 1975 Jaws. Leonard gave it four stars and he lists eight names. How many of those eight names do you think you can name? In any order.

But you gotta rattle them off on cue when I say go. How many out of eight? Two. Okay, so of those three movies, that's the one you knew the most actors from. Like in T, you're like, whoever was in T, and that's all I got.

All right, Joe, so he only bids two names. Do you think you can name more names from the movie Jaws? I can. How many out of eight do you think you can name? If you say all eight, then you're just going to have to do it. I could name seven. Seven out of eight names.

And they have to be listed in here. You don't know who Leonard's going to list. Keith is the person who makes the call. Keith gets to make the call. No, no. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Yeah, do it.

Okay, here we go. All right, so. My fatal mistake was that one of them might not be listed. Here we go. So we have Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw. Hang on. Slow down, slow down. Okay, I just wanted to.

Don't talk during it, Jay. Sorry. Robert Shaw. We don't need to know which ones you knew. Now, from now, at this point forward, we also need to know. That one I didn't know. That one I also didn't know. All right, so you knew. Now, from now, at this point, we also need to know, that one I didn't know. That one I also didn't know. All right, so you got...

So I'll just raise my hand. I'll just raise my hand if I don't... Let's do the top three. We'll do the triumvirate. Sure. Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss,

and Robert Shaw. Yeah, see, Leonard lists those in a different order, but they're all correct. Okay, keep going. All right, then you're going to have

Murray Hamilton play the mayor. Okay? You're going to have Lorraine... People are impressed. You're going to have Murray Hamilton play the mayor. You're going to have Lorraine Gray who was Brody's wife. You're going to have Peter Benchley who makes an appearance in the movie. This is where we start to slide.

And it looks like Leonard Maltin's an asshole. That's what it looks like to me. Do you have any more? The author of the novel Do you want to try to get to six? Yeah, well if he doesn't have

him, but the seventh one I had was Carl Gottlieb who plays one of the news reporters Yeah, he wrote the screenplay with Peter Benchley. Peter Benchley's not listed. They mentioned Gottlieb, though. They mentioned Gottlieb, and it's also, I would have gotten you on, it's Lorraine Gary, not Gray.

Oh! And Murray Hamilton, Jeffrey Kramer. Murray Hamilton, you said. Jeffrey Kramer's the assistant to Roy Scheider's character. And Susan Backliney, who was the naked swimmer at the top of the movie. So Keith is on the board with one point I feel if you my point was not really The smartest thing on this show is that to passcode that you've got on your phone.

That turns out to be... So, Jake, we're going to start with you again, but this time we go to Keith. The order switches up. Okay. You get to make the first choice between three movies. Okay. Which one of these do you know one or more actors in? I'm hoping.

And you could also poker face it. You could also just act like you really know one of these. I forgot I could bluff. Would you like Young Frankenstein, Young Guns, or Young Adult? Yeah, it's a tough one. I know which one I would pick is it Young Frankenstein?

that's what I'd go with because I could probably name everybody in that movie down to the guy who gets his reflexes tested in the opening scene the old man Liam Dunn nice so I just added one to my answer The old man, Liam Dunn? Yeah, yeah. My problem... Nice.

Okay, so I just added one to my answer. So, yeah, okay, Young Frankenstein. But I can't... He says Young Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein. And how many names do you bid? My thing is the names. I can't...

The guy... Yeah, three. How differently... I'm bad at this. I never said I was good at it. You just said, would I be on the show? I said, yeah, I would be on the show. I didn't say, I'm going to fucking win that thing.

You know, people with less knowledge than you have won before. I'm not the stupidest person to ever be on the show. That's a good compliment. That's for sure. Thank you. That's why. That's the real reason I don't have a passcode on my phone. Because I'd be like, what is it again?

It's all one's dumbass. Oh, okay. So you bid two names? Three. Oh, three. You went three. Six. No, sorry.

We go to Keith next. Fuck that. You kind of know where you're at in the scheme of things. You know what he's going to say. He's going to say six. Maybe. You can change it up. Because I could do three immediately,

but all right. I'm going to say four. Woo! His wife. That was my wife. Thank you for supporting me. What? I can't support myself.

Did they have to throw her off the set whenever she visits you? She comes along. Please do not yell woo during the takes. Yes, two-fer's hilarious, but please, ma'am. Joe, what are you going to do with that? He says four, so you could challenge him and see if he fails, or you could stick with your six that you said. I'm going to stick with my six.

He's saying six, Jake. So see here, you could get a point just by his failure. Let me just explain something to Joe. Peter Benchley is not in Young Frankenstein. I said three. He said four. You know I can only name three, so you could have said three. He said four. You know I can only name three. So you could have said five.

Oh, because I jumped in with six before. But you didn't have to say six. You could have said five. I love that Jake is schooling somebody on strategy. When a couple minutes ago, he's like, I got no idea what's happening. I want to be helpful to him because I feel like I'm actually in a position where I can win this fucking thing. Name six then. Yeah, you've got to do six.

Here we go. And I'm not going to say right or wrong until we get six names. Okay, Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, Terry Garr, and Cloris Leachman. That's six names

good for you Brigitte we'll get you over that river Kwai then he's got Kenneth Mars who of course has the wooden arm he's the local law enforcement and then Richard Hayden, who that's a name I would not have pulled if I were playing the game. That's a tough one.

Alright, so that means that Joe gets a point. We're playing to two points. Yeah. And we'll start with Keith and then go to Jake. So, Jake, be ready. It's coming at you.

Do we all have one point? Is that what's happened right now? You have zero points. I thought I got a point for the thing that I did at the beginning. What'd you do? That was for another game. That was for another game? Yeah. We don't do points in that game. How's that not part of it? It was just fucking around.

That was for funsies. Yeah. That was just determining who gets to go first in the next game. Then I almost didn't even let you do that. Which one of these would you like to do, Keith?

I'm so over my head right now. Oh, and let me tell you, let me get you ready for this, Jake, because I don't want to blow your mind at the last moment. Yeah.

If you guys end up in a three-way tie, the final movie is just, I just picked a movie in advance, and that's the one you got to play. So you don't even get to choose. But Keith gets to choose right now. Okay.

Between the Bad News Bears, Bad Santa, and Bad Lieutenant. Which one of those? Somebody's yelling full title, but it's not the Nicolas Cage Bad Lieutenant. It's just regular Bad Lieutenant. I'm going to pick... Oh, no. I'm going to pick Bad News Bears.

Which one? Excellent question. That to pick Bad News Bears Which one? Excellent question That's a good question Which one? I should have said the year The one in the 70s right? Yeah 76 I can do two I can do two

Sorry Sorry He says he can do Two names Jake I can do two But I already said Yeah that's an interesting bit No you're going to have to

Add one to it or more. Unlikely. Or ask him to go ahead and name those two. And then he will take it down. He will be our winner if he can name it. So I'm like the kingmaker right now. Like what I do now will determine who could be the winner. Well, you know, as long as we were talking strategy earlier,

you could say three names. If you want to talk strategy, Jay, pay attention to me. I say three names. If you say three, he'll say name it, and then he'll win. So that won't work. Unless you think you can name three names. The Bad News Bears, did you see that? Yeah, right.

Yes, I saw it. When you used to have to go to a movie theater to watch a movie, that's when I saw it. When you didn't have another choice. When everybody in it was alive. So you were like 12 when this came out, maybe? Or 10 or something like that? I don't know how old I was.

And I'm out of it, right? I can't challenge you. You can't do shit right now. But if he votes, I can say three, and then you could bail. Right, and then he could say, name it, and he'd win if you can't. Yeah, so Joe could pull down the win pretty easily, because we all know you can't name Yeah. So Joe could pull down the win pretty easily because we all know you can't name three names

for a movie. It's up to you then, Keith. Three. All right. Keith only has to do two. He only has to do two. You can't just force him to do three.

Who can say... You can say three. I say three. You say three. And then Joe's just going to challenge you and you don't know three names.

I get to talk more. What's the point of doing this? I say three. You say three. And then Joe's just going to challenge you, and you don't know three names. You don't know three names. But I get to talk more. What's the point of doing this? You're just pulling the wind away from Keith and handing it to Joe if you do that. I just told you I was the kingmaker. But if you challenge... You called bullshit on me. No, he's right.

You are the kingmaker. If you challenge Keith... I am the kingmaker. Listen, kingmaker. No, I get that, too. Do you know what's going on? I'm confused. Do you have to wear those sweatshirts or not?

If you challenge Keith, there's a chance he will miss it. There's a chance that I will miss it. And then you will get a point and we'll have a three-way tie. But if you say three, this thing is over. I feel like a little kid that you're trying to explain why I should eat broccoli right now. And I'm like, fuck you. I don't have to eat broccoli. All right, I challenge you.

I challenge you. Me. All right, he's eating his broccoli. Yeah, I challenge you. Yeah, name two people from the Bad News Bears. Because I want you to win. That's why. That's very nice of you. 76.

I've seen crazier things happen. Let me see if I can fuck this up. Crazier things have happened. Fuck this up. You could fuck it up. Walter Matthau. Tatum O'Neill. Bam!

Correct. Motherfucker. That's all I can do. Yeah. Bam! Motherfucker! That's all I can say. I had a very long argument with somebody one time that they thought that Jodie Foster played that part. A lot of people remember it wrong. No, the child star that did not have a heroin addiction. Can you name anybody else from it?

No. I can't. What do you got, Joe? Vic Morrow. Yeah, Vic Morrow played the other coach on the other team. Damn. And then who was the hot shot kid, Kelly Leak, that was running around catching all the balls in the outfield, keeping the shitty players

participating? You know her. Earl Haley. Jackie Earl Haley. Yes, Jackie Earl Haley. Then there was The nerdy kid Alfred W. Lutter And then Joyce Van Patten

Was also on hand To be mad Who's Tanner Something Barnes I forget the name Of the kid who played Tanner But that's the classic character That kid

Because he was always swearing And I think he even Dropped an N-bomb At one point It's a fucking intense Lupus That martini Is superb And then they Remade it of course swearing and I think he even dropped an N-bomb at one point. It's a fucking intense movie. And then they remade it, of course. And it was so funny because the

remake, to show how irresponsible the coach was, he took all the kids to Hooters. And I've been to Hooters during the daytime. It's full of fucking kids. That's just America. That's just what people do.

Some damn good wings. I don't think Hooters was even that hot day one when they opened. It's just like, there's ladies out jogging in that. Yeah, yeah. They're not nylons. They're also wearing nylons. In the first movie, he gives them beer and stuff.

It's actually got some edge. He's giving these little kids beers and shit. Actually, a short story. The very first time I went to Hooters, I was 18. And it was like when Hooters was a new thing. And I went with a friend. And my friend went, oh my god, I think that waitress is into you. You should give her a big tip.

I was like, I think that that's kind of the point. That's it. We didn't know anything about Hooters at the time, so that was a brand new experience. You're throwing out the theory that they're extra friendly there? Yes. I think they're just normal girls. Oh, but then she was hitting on me.

Yeah, maybe. Oh, well. Well, there you go. What are you going to do? It worked out okay. Your wife is happy with how things worked out. Things could have been different if you'd left a different tip And I am happy with how this worked out Because Keith is our winner everybody

Can I share it with Joe Because I really feel like he won Very generous, you won this game Keith You own that You did it my friend Joe and Jake Pass down your name tags, because I will read the shitheads here at the end. I don't think Potty Mouth Sam put one on here.

Did you put one on here, Potty Mouth? No. No. Who do you want me to call a shithead, Potty Mouth? Jason. Who's that? You mean from the Friday the 13th movies? Sure.

Okay. Coming at your toilet seat. Don't get to say that enough. And I almost broke his Louis Vuitton toilet seat. That's an interesting one. We don't need that one because Keith, of course, is our winner.

And where's the person Keith was playing for? Come get all your prizes. Are you 21 or older? Are you 21 or older? Okay, then you can have the vapor pen. Feel that. Feel how soft it is. Holy fuck. There you go, buddy. Congratulations.

The Jeff, everybody. Now let's go down the line and do some plugs. What do you got to plug, Keith? You got anything coming up that people should be looking for? More HGTV? No, no. I star in a web series called Keith Broke His Leg. It's exactly what you think it is.

And it will premiere at the end of August. www.getbroken.com I'm going to plug that wet hot American summer, July 31st. Very excited. And Brooklyn Coming back September 29th So funny

That show That whole ensemble Is great And does Terry Crews Like to see Ask you guys Millionaire questions

On the set He's the best He's just Oh he's so like Joe man It's just so great You're just like Coming up

At like Six in the morning He somehow Is able to get you excited and ready to work. He's just a really positive guy. And as far as trivia, no, he does not ask us trivia. But that would be kind of fun if he did. Yeah, you should get him to do that sometime. Just gather everybody around and play millionaire.

I'll call you from the lifeline. If that's all right. All right. I don't know if that will work out, but my areas of expertise are pretty limited. Jake, what about you? Well, I have a... Do you remember a minute ago when the Jeff won the prize package because of the Keith, which was really because of me?

Mm-hmm. There was a special in there called Pictures of My Dinner, which you can get at my website, jakethis.com. I'm not talking to the Jeff, because he already has the thing. Yeah, you've already got it, Jeff, so you don't have to buy it. Other people, you can get it there. Everybody else, check it out. Jakethis.com if you want to go there.

Jakethis.com. And then I have gigs where I go out into America and talk to people. All the tour dates are at jakethis.com. If you want, if you would like to. And is jakethis also your Twitter handle? Yes, at jakethis. I'm trying to keep it simple. Well, because Johansson's hard to spell, because you even spell

it differently than Scarlett, right? I do. We're not related, which means that I'm just saying. I'm throwing it out there. It's important to get that out there. Just put it out into the ether and see what happens. But yeah, I couldn't even tell you the difference in the spelling. I just know that there is one. I've got two N's and I think she's got two S's.

If you say so. My wife signed off on this also, Scarlett. So she's cool. We can have our time together. I'll work it out. Just you don't worry about it. I'll work that out. I'll work it out just you don't worry about it I'll work that out I'm going to be doing a Douglas Movies

right here on this very stage on Sunday August 30th at 420 and I forgot to ask them when I got here to put that on sale so people that are here can get a jump on that but anyway at least you know about it and thanks again to all of my guests.

Keith Powell, Carlo Trulio, Jake Johansson. No relation to Scarlett. And as always, someone named Jason is a shithead. And James Franco is a shithead. Thank you for coming! See you soon!