Doug Loves Movies - Johnathon Schaech, Joe Lynch, Clarke Wolfe and Josh Wolf guest

Episode Date: December 6, 2017

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby-stitchy seats With 50 ads in popcorn journals in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody! Uh, My name... Seal that up real nice. Is Doug.

Hi, Doug. And I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. See, I knew that the L.A. crowd could handle a tricky cue like that. Coming to you from the UCB Theater Franklin location in Los Angeles. It's Tuesday, December 5th, 2017. And I'm hoping to see some name tags. Oh, good.

There's some name tags. Lots of them. Oh, this oh this is wow quite a selection what's this one right here where my face is split in two what does that say me myself and colleen me myself and colleen and you were colleen yeah but i'm on the poster with my face all split up yeah okay i saw that one on twitter yeah or maybe instagram both listen there's no way i saw it on both i don't have time for that shit what's this big one over here that's all the edges are all rolled in texas chad saw massacre texas chad saw massacre you know you Texas Chad Saw Massacre. You know, just under the wire because we've only got a few more shows left this year, best name tag of the year.

So congratulations on that, Chad. And thank you to everyone for bringing name tags and get ready to whip those out in a few minutes. Doug plugs, next Tuesday, December 12th, night one of Doug Loves Movies 12 Guests of Christmas at Largo here in Los Angeles sold out!

Yeah, you guys did it. But Wednesday, December 13th there's some seats available. And not only are there seats available for that, but it will be night one of Tate Crazy Nights. So Jeff Tate will be there here in L.A., and then he will travel with me to seven more cities.

It's eight shows in eight cities over eight nights. Orlando, Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, Austin, San Francisco, and Sacramento. Godspeed and good luck to both of us to make it to all of those shows and for there to be strong competitors against Jeff in each market all the deets are at Douglovesmovies.com

that's Douglovesmovies.com yeah what was that? did you throw a no at the end? yeah no Yeah! What was that? Did you throw a no at the end? Yeah! No! Yeah!

No! I love that character. Dave Koechner played a character on SNL where he would just, everything he'd say, he'd go, nope, at the end of it. He'd take everything back right away. This is really weird.

From the Curiosity Department. Yeah, it's a new department that we opened up. That we opened up here on the show for the holidays. It's Curiosity Department. The guest who never showed up at the 12 Guests of Christmas New York City Night 2. Any guesses? Oh, Jon Hamm. Not Jon Hamm. He's not a no-show

kind of guy. Don't you besmirch Jon Hamm like that. Mark Wahlberg would show up. It's his favorite thing to do. Other than being in movies where Kevin Spacey's removed. That ought to be good news

for Mark Wahlberg. Hey, we gotta reshoot scenes with Christopher Plummer because Kevin Spacey's out. Okay, I'll be there. I'm gonna look good. I'm gonna feel good. But yeah, the person who didn't show up for reasons I still don't know about was the great T.J. Miller. Which would have been a very different show

if he was guest number 13 of a 13-guest episode. So maybe, might have been for the best. That'd be funny if I texted him, where were you? And he just writes back, it was for the best. I brought some stuff for the prize bag. I brought a Douglas Movies T-shirt. Feels like it's a big one.

I brought my white sunglasses from the Impractical Jokers Cruise No. 2. Because these sunglasses, they're super cheap, so they get like... You can't look through them after a while. But I wore them in lots of pictures on Instagram and stuff, so it's got to be super valuable to one of you guys. I mean, these all have my DNA on them.

I also have a sippy cup from when I saw a Broadway show. I think this one might be from... I saw The Band's Visit with Tony Shalhoub, and it was terrific. United gave me this tin full of like deodorant and that's it it's just full of deodorant I got on the

plane and they're like here you go someone complained oh here's a pipe a peacemaker pipe that's only been used once or twice oh and here's a little version of it. So you got two sizes of the Christmas pipe. And then from Cute Streak Designs,

who has given us lots of posters over the years, this is a cool redo of The Shining. Yeah, with the, like, twin girls, but with with the wallpaper was it wallpaper or carpeting the carpeting and then they're look at between two of them down there the bottom is a tiny little overlook hotel anyway it's super cool does it say something on the back i'm supposed to say at cute streak or cute streak.com that'sreet.com. Did you really write it on there twice so I'd say it that way? Where is she? I'm a loser.

Hey, how's it going? But anyway, thank you so much for that. I always love items that don't fit in the bag. And we got lots more stuff from my guests. As you can see, we got four guests coming out here. So let's get them out here. Please give a warm welcome to Jonathan Sheck, Joe Lynch, Clark Wolf, and Josh Wolf. Come on out here. Grab a seat.

While the grabbing is hot. Exciting. What a panel. Hey, we were talking backstage. Uh-oh. Revolt. Here's the panel. None of us have ever won this game.

The losers group. So somebody is walking out of here fucking winner tonight. Well, all right. Let's meet you individually. Starting with the person who's never lost because he's never been on the show before. So that's not fair to say that he's one of the losers. I didn't call him a loser. I just said he never lost.

All right. But be sure to use your microphone voice, Jonathan. I need to. It's Jonathan Sheck, everybody. Holy shit. I did not bring my Doom Generation laser disc tonight. God damn it.

Guess what I got for you. Uh-oh. Would you imagine if he just pulled a fucking laser disc out of his ass? That'd be amazing if he whipped that out of it. Sheck, you fucking brilliant man. It's like the Wizard of Oz. Do you have that thing you do album in there for me

yes bend over sheck let's do this of course you were uh you know uh in the classic that thing you do but also uh you've got something currently that you're uh like a publicist reach out to me to ask if you could be on the show and I said of course because I'm a big fan. I have a play here on Friday night. No, I actually did a play here

a long time ago. When it was called The Tamarind? Yes. Holy shit. That's crazy. I think it was Danny and the Deep Blue Sea.

Oh really? By what's his name? John Patrick Chandler. Yeah. That guy. That's the one. But I have a movie. I knew who I met.

That covers a lot of them too. Yeah. No, I was going to say with the three names. I would have said that next. That would have been my next clue. But you're doing great. How do you think you'll do at movie trivia? My wife is excellent.

My wife! movie trivia? My wife is excellent. My wife! So do we need to have her like standing behind you? I love it when people walk into that fucking one. Can I have my phone handy? She's going on

this show called Shazam and she's going to win us a fucking million dollars. Is that the Jamie Foxx thing? Yep. Where you have to be quicker at guessing songs than Shazam? Yep. Where you have to be quicker at guessing songs than Shazam? Yep. Wait, really? She's awesome.

She has that skill? Yeah, she does. Anyone got a song they want to play her? Wait, quicker than Shazam? Two princes, two princes, two princes. I mean, doesn't Shazam just get it like instantaneously? No. Shazam has to think about it for a while?

It kind of like pulsates a little bit. It spins. There's a spinning wheel. Shazam really does make it seem like, the name makes it seem like it happens right away. Shazam! Right? Yeah. That makes it seem like it's happening immediately. Shazam! It's not called

Shavinchely. Exactly. So she's definitely going on that show? I don't know if it's definitely or not. Are you definitely going on that show? She fucking practices all fucking day long. Holy shit. I know every song myself.

What is that? She practices, Just keeps changing the stations on the radio and just yelling out whatever it is? That's my job as I'm driving. Try this one.

Try that one. No, we don't do the 40s. You only get to listen to three seconds of a song at a time all day? That would drive me

fucking crazy. Wouldn't it? Oh my God. That's a lot of short elevator rides. Wow. All right. Well, thank you

for being here. It's a pleasure. I have a movie coming. I do have a movie coming out. Oh, okay, yes. What's your movie? It's a movie that

comes out. It's called The Day of the Dead Bloodline. There you go. Yeah, the trailer dropped today, right? Yeah. You're the new bub. You guys remember the original Day of the Dead Bloodline. There you go. Yeah, the trailer dropped today, right? You're the new bub.

You guys remember the original Day of the Dead, Romero? Really? Fuck, a bunch of Argos fuckers in there. You don't really have to ask them questions. You can just talk to me. Sorry. I totally remember it. And there was a more sentient

zombie in that movie. And that's a more sentient zombie in that movie. That's who Jonathan's playing. And that's what you will play in this new version. Yes. I just would smoke a lot of Chronic and just go out there with a bunch of people. Same name? No, it's a different name. What are you called in this one?

This is called Max. Okay. It's not as good as Shazam. I saw on your IMDb you played Doug in something. I probably played Doug before. No, like something that's not out yet

that you've done recently. Yeah, I think that was a pedophile. What? I was all excited that a handsome person was named Doug in something.

Because so far it's just George Clooney and me are the only Dugs that are worth looking at. No, really. I play a pedophile in this movie. Okay.

All right. Forget it. You know, I'm worried that the allegations, you know, there's some secrets about me that might come out soon. I think some women are going to step forward and say that I forced them to play movie trivia. I ask first. Do you want to be on my movie trivia show?

A few men. They say yes, that's consent. That's it. Alright, let's say hello to it's been a minute since you've been here, but you're back. It's Joe Lynch, everybody. Speaking of new movies,

Mayhem. I have a new movie, too. Yes, and it's called Mayhem. Yes. Not Mayham, Mayhem. Mayhem. I've made this mistake many times. Does it have an exclamation point like the movie Mother? Mayhem. Mayhem. Mayhem. I've made this mistake many times. Does it have an exclamation point like the movie Mother?

Mayhem. I wish. If it had mayhem, that would be so much cooler. No, but it does have. Well, it's a feature-length film full of mayhem, so they're hoping people will ease into it. They don't need to scream mayhem at people immediately. That'll be the sequel. But I saw it.

When did I see it? South by Fantastic Fest? Yeah, one of those. One of those. And loved it, of course. And it's extremely entertaining. And it's just showing up everywhere now. Blowing up.

Yeah, so where's the latest place people can see it? It is currently on all the V's, the O's, the D's, the iTunes, the Amazons. It's not on BitTorrent. It is on BitTorrent. Fuckers. But it's coming out on DVD and Blu-ray on December 26th, so it can be your number one exchange item.

Trust me, you do not want that fucking copy of Transformers that your uncle got you. You want mayhem, so switch that shit out. It'll do us good. The nerve of them to make a Transformers that your uncle got you. You want mayhem. So switch that shit out. It'll do us good. The nerve of them to make a Transformers movie that promises it might be over by using the word last in the title. Yeah.

Very angering. The penultimate night. That was the original title. There's going to be more nights, god damn it. There'll be more. Yeah, for sure. And then the other thing we have to promote, Joe Lynch, is this

friday yes i'm going to participate and i'm so excited in a you're doing a 48 hour yeah we did the second annual 48 hour save a yorkie uh marathon that we did last year where uh do you guys know the movie the hatchet movies at all frozen uh adam green and I do a podcast called The Movie Crypt. Oh, Frozen. Do you want to build a snowman? The other one, Doug. Sorry. Did you hear that the 21-minute Olaf short before Coco got people so angry that Disney pulled it?

I was so mad it wasn't on there. I was so excited. I heard it was terrible. I hear it's terrible, but I do want to see it. It's the room of Olaf movies. Yeah, I want to see it. Me too. It's the room of Olaf movies. Yeah, I want to see that. Oh, hi, Sven. James Franco is going to play Olaf. Have you seen that movie yet?

The Disaster Artist? I did see the Disaster Artist. It's very good. It's a fucking great movie. Yeah, it's very entertaining. You guys should see it too. Yeah, and Franco's extremely good in it. But anyway, so I got this podcast.

We're doing it for 48 hours Friday to Sunday. I'm bringing us back around again. Yes, thank you. Bringing us back around again. Keep this thing on the road, Joe. Rolling. Direct this show tonight. Okay, camera A, take A.

Camera B, take B. We're doing this starting on Friday. We're going live. We're going to have special guests. Bottom feeding. But we have... I mean, no. We're going to have special guests like bottom feeding. But we have, I mean,

no, it's going to be great. I don't know what you're talking about. What are we watching? So what we're doing is we're staying up for 48 hours. I'll be there

for a few hours. You'll be there for a few hours. You're doing 48 hours of continuous broadcast. Guests and just guests,

musical performances, comedy. You're staying awake the whole time? You're staying awake the whole time? We stay awake so they don't get put to sleep. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Tagline game that shit. Tagline. Six seasons and a movie. Yeah. That's, yeah, hashtag that. But yeah, it's all going for a good cause.

Last year we raised 15 grand, and this year we're hoping to go for a solid 16. But yeah, we'll be up for 48 hours straight starting this Friday. Let's get 20. Temper expectations, Doug. Come on. And we won't say exactly when I'm going to appear over the 48 hours. You know, let's just say you've got to watch the whole thing.

The whole thing to get your Doug fix. So where do they watch it? It'll be pretty much everywhere. It's going to be on YouTube. Go to Geek Nation. We're going to probably start spreading it out all over the place like a disease.

All the Twitters. You'll see it. Go to geeknation.com. Alright. Also joining us on the panel tonight is one of my... I'd say she is definitely in my top two wolves of all the wolves out there.

It's Clark Wolf, everybody. Hello. Number one, of course, is Scott Wolf. No, I understand. I get it. I get it. I totally get it. But you're number four with a bullet.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're going to pass that cousin, the other, yeah, yeah. You're going to pass that cousin, the other cousin that axed. You're going to pass him. Yeah, Gary. Bias wolf. Acclaimed author.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And my wife's a director, so I'm probably below her. Yeah, you're definitely going to pass that. Yeah. Oh, she took your name? Huh?

She's a wolf? Yeah, she's a wolf. And she's directed a movie that's coming out in January. Yeah, it's coming out in January. January 19th. It's called Forever My Girl. She wrote and directed it. That's awesome.

Fuck yeah. Good for her. That was awesome. Come on. No smattering of applause. Support indie cinema. It was the number one trailer on iTunes. It's got like, I think, 16 million views right now.

16 million. Whoa. It's crazy. Holy shit. That needs an exclamation point. Yeah. Seriously. You'll get an extra, Emil.

What's it called again? Forever My Girl. Forever My Girl! Yeah. Or you could put a comment. On a double feature with Mother. But we're talking to Clark now, Josh. Sorry.

Please step back. All the wolves. It's the wolf pack right exactly uh how you doing i'm doing well how are you i'm good thanks for coming back on the show thank you for having me repeat visitor i'm i'm happy to be here how'd you do you had to go up against sam levine the first time well so sam you, Sam and I play in a movie trivia league on Collider Video and I actually beat him at trivia. Of course. Now, Sam invited me

or encouraged Mr. Doug over here to invite me. Mr. Doug. Mr. Doug. All right, yeah. Just go ahead and just do the bathroom

in the kitchen today. Oh no Oh no You just don't get called Mr. And then your first name that often Oh Mr. Doug Oh Mr. Doug That's a sitcom right there Sell that shit right now Oh, Mr. Doug. Oh, Mr. Doug. That's a sitcom right there.

Sell that shit right now. So, yes. So, I played against Sam and Rob Lurie, the director of The Contender. Yeah. And they both named movies Willem Dafoe was not in. And somehow I lost Last Man Standing. Oh, okay. So, no chip on the shoulder there.

Nope, no. You're very cool with what happened. No, I... It's totally in the rear view. Totally. But, all right, well, I think, you know, I don't know. Joe's always pretty good at this,

but... I've lost both times. It could be... This is gonna be great. I'm gonna get my trilogy of loss tonight. Could be anyone's game tonight. Yeah, I think it's gonna be

a good game. Why did Josh perk up when I said it could be anyone's game? Josh coming in for the kill. It could be three out of the four. Jonathan's a wild card, but you're a wolf card, which means you're just looking for somewhere to pee. I actually think that Clark's going to win. If I'm going in, I'm going in if I'm betting tonight.

It's just because I have glasses on. So it looks like I know things. Right, you're not wearing a dumb hat. Whoa. Didn't say anybody else's was dumb. I just said she's not wearing a dumb hat. So Joe's hat is kind of going for a little

perestroika or it's got kind of a foreign vibe. It's got frills? No, it's got kind of like you look kind of a Russian feel to it. Don't go there. I don't know.

Don't get topical. I'd say something about Josh's hat but I have no idea what's going on on that thing. Are you saying that Joe has rigged the game? Is that what you're saying with his Russian hat? Duh.

I don't know. You might have a very qualified woman up here who really should win. Oh, shit. Qualified woman. Qualified woman. I would love to. Can I be in that reboot? woman qualified woman I would love to can I be in that reboot

can you direct the qualified woman that's what you should say it should be a song like qualified woman and then just cut to you like yeah

yes just getting stuff done yeah alright Mr. Doug speaking of stuff I hope each of you

brought something for the price tag we'll start with Joey alright I brought a ton of shit alright so we got we should end with you

no we got a signed mayhem poster boom oh there we go should have had that earlier when we were talking about it get the visual oh shit it's bent

well near condition but here's what you do you take it home you get out your biggest books And you lay them down On the ground Yeah look

We put some DVDs on there Some Blu-rays We got a sitcom That I was on Called Holliston First season Second season And second season

Flattened mayhem poster Done This movie called Chilorama That I did That's really fucked up And disgusting A DVD copy of Chilorama

Just in case For all you Luddites And also this really Fucking cool book That I got An DVD copy of Chillerama just in case for all you Luddites. And also this really fucking cool book that I got an extra copy of. It's like all these 80s video covers done by this guy called The Dude Designs. It's really fucking cool. And actually I found out that there's a movie called Mayhem

up there with a guy that looks like, kind of looks like Jonathan a little bit. You were in a movie called Mayhem in 1985? I may have done that. Was your character named Doug? Yes. Done.

That's the movie. And it's wrapped. And it's wrapped. And a box. Yeah. And a bag. Yeah, this is always great when the wrapping's still on there. It means you haven't played with it.

Yet. Yeah. So all of that from you. Do I have to put this back now? Oh, this book actually turns out to be the perfect thing to flatten this poster. This shit is your secret Santa come true. I got your office party all set.

Alright. Clark brought a bag that says Olaf's Frozen Adventure on it. It sure does. No, we got rid of that. Is it an NBC Today bag? It said that at first and then I said, get out of here, Olaf. Okay, so this is a cocoa bag. It's a beautiful

cocoa bag. It sure is. This is a little bit of a hodgepodge. Okay. Oh, he's got to dump it all out. Oh, shit. You can, thank you. Microphone voice. Okay, so I went to the junket for Coco and they gave me all kinds of fun things.

There was, these are fruit to-go's. And this is- Because they know it's going to be a long, long time in the cinema sitting through Olaf shit before. And when you're cold, because it's cold watching Olaf the Snowman, here is Abuelita's Mexican hot chocolate, just for you. Whoa.

And a Coco music pick, right? Right. And you want that? You want which one? This one? Yes. Okay. I will donate to the Forky Society.

Whoa, Jonathan's going to take something. The guests do have the option of taking stuff from the prize bag. So if you want that... He's beamed out of the air. And you know what's funny? Funko Pop... It actually comes upside down, so he's hanging upside down.

Oh, he is? It's a Funko Spider-Man. Oh, man, I have a little four-year-old. Jonathan's going to hang on to that. I've got a four-year-old. He's got a four-year-old he's neglecting and he's feeling guilty, so he's going to take that home to him.

So this is a fun... Joe, do you think you'd like the Spider-Man box? Yeah. Yeah, okay. You are the big winner tonight, Josh. Just give the kid all the shit. But you guys get the Spider-Man Through the Years comics. It has all these fun covers in here.

And then... You guys can take what you want. It's up to you. And then you have an Atomic Blonde t-shirt. Oh. Okay. And so this is the thing that's actually kind of fun for me. I just launched a podcast of my own.

It's called Sending the Wolf, which, yes, is a little Pulp Fiction reference. And our first guest was with Sam Levine. And we talked about The Godfather. So you get a copy of The Godfather on Blu-ray. Our second guest talked about Vertigo. So you get a copy of The Godfather on Blu-ray our second guest talked about Vertigo so you get a copy of that

and our third guest next week Mark Bernardin who's half of Fat Man on Batman with Kevin Smith he talked about The Terminator

so you get The Terminator all on watching things oh he's the not Kevin Smith half of that that's right cool he's the he's the Batman half

I just when it's called Fat Man on Batman I thought it was just Kevin That's right. Cool. He's the Batman half. When it's called Fat Man on Batman, I thought it was just Kevin. I didn't know there was an additional Fat Man. I didn't name the show. No, no, that's cool. I don't. But you did name Sending the Wolf. And where can people hear that?

They can hear it on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, or on my website, ClarkWolf.com. Clark with an E, Wolf with an E. Yes, sir. Yeah. All right. Yeah, let's put all that stuff in the bag and pass it on over. Jonathan, I know we discussed this through publicists, so did you understand the concept that you have to bring everything you own? No, I did not. Yeah, we just say bring a thing. Did you bring a thing? that you have to bring everything you own? No.

I did not. Yeah, we just say bring a thing. Did you bring a thing? No, I'm going to do the play that I did here before. You're going to do it for them like in their living room?

Yes. Yes. That'd be a great gift. I had to have a refrigerator because I remember sitting on top of it. So you got your thing in your pocket?

Yeah. I do have something in my pocket. Okay, cool. Let me hold your microphone for you. No, I can't. I just got it. So you got your thing in your pocket? Yeah. I do have something in my pocket. Okay, cool. Do you need help? No, I can't. He's got it. I played Harry Houdini.

He's been working with pockets for 10 years. I just have a signed Tom Hanks. No, I'm just kidding. That would be mine. I have a copy of a movie I did called

Nice. Prom Night. Nice. That's awesome. I love it. I play another villain in this one also. You signed it.

A villain named Doug, I'm sure. Oh my god, I am Doug in this movie. Is it? No. Alright, Pat, let's go ahead and throw that in the cocoa bag there. Thank you, Clark. What did Josh Wolfe bring us? You know how I

usually forget yeah today I intentionally didn't remind you because I thought it'd be funny if you forgot again yeah so I forgot but when I pulled up in my car I found a children or assholes koozie and it's just a koozie from my podcast but the other the real prize is that fucking children are assholes wait you have a you have a koozie that you produced yeah your podcast i'm not as excited about it and then one you just randomly have. I fucking love that. No, that's a song I sing in my act. Oh, the Children of Assholes? Yeah.

So you made this one also? Yes, yes. You really made it feel like you've... That I found it in my car. Like you didn't create this item. Oh, no, I did create that item.

Yeah, yeah. Fantastic branding. Thank you very much. Yeah, I appreciate it. All right, so someone's going to win all of this stuff tonight. Maybe this stuff tonight. Maybe this stuff, too.

Good luck to everybody. Or is that just not as cool to go in the back? Or flattening it out. I think he's going to flatten out your poster. Oh, you're still in the process. I'm still trying to make it fresh and new. But, man, this movie, dude. I mean, I've got so many thoughts about it,

but the first one that comes to mind is that it's balls to the wall cinematic art anarchy can I quote you on the poster oh anarchy oh someone already did say that on the poster but it also is no but it doesn't say balls to the wall oh anarchy

Doug Benson it's definitely a violent masterpiece I'm not going to argue with that. I also heard it's relentlessly entertaining. Yeah, I don't know if I want relentlessness. By heyyouguys.com. Actually, they screwed that up. It's supposed to be hey you guys,

and I think it just says hey you guy. Oh, all right. So one guy thought it was relentlessly entertaining. Well, aside from your own motion picture, Joe, what have you seen lately? Like, what was the last movie you saw? I saw I, Tonya last night. Fucking loved it.

You guys want to see Goodfellas on Ice. That's absolutely the movie. Trust me, when you're watching this movie, you're going to go, fucking Lynch. He was totally right. It's Goodfellas on Ice. Remember when Scorsese would kind of keep doing the same thing? Like, after Goodfellas, he did Casino, which is essentially Goodfellas on eyes remember like when scorsese would kind of keep doing the same thing like after goodfellas he did casino which is essentially goodfellas in vegas well this is

if scorsese had done and tanya harding movie it's that is the movie it's fucking great i mean i already wanted to see it yeah it's from the the director of the lars Real Girl, Craig Gillespie. Okay. Margot Robbie is in it, who's fucking great. Sebastian Stan, the guy who played the Winter Soldier, does not look anything like him. It's really good. It's going to sneak up on you this winter season. Yeah.

From Neon, which is a new... Yeah, Tim League's new company. Yeah. Very cool. All right. Good answer. That's it? Yep. Okay. I saw Very cool. All right. Good answer. That's it? Yep.

Okay. I saw Coco. No points, but good answer. You saw Coco without the Olaf thing. I was kind of disappointed, to be honest. People hate the Olaf thing, though. They say it's too long and that it's bad. But I paid money to see that fucking short.

I want my money's worth. I was promised a 22 minute goddamn piece of shit and i wanted that goddamn piece of shit and i didn't get it i was a little although that's right i went to a screening i didn't pay for it sorry that's weird they didn't show it at a screening it was there's a lot of pissed off little kids in that screening i will tell you that including mine so no olaf they were not happy because in a real like in a theater environment there's 20 25 minutes of trailers then a 21 minute olaf thing so you're 40 minutes in before you get to see coco yeah so anyway as of friday you won't have to sit through it anymore

supposes so i have until friday i do want to i want to let's go see olaf and then leave that's exactly what i want to do i'll do it i'll see coco eventually but i'm i'm strangely more excited about olaf now just to see what all the fuss is about yeah see why they have to pull it like it's that brutal but 21 minutes is long ass for a short like you know and especially at the movies well usually a cartoon before the movie's like. But how bad could a cartoon be if kids don't like it? Also, Frozen, which also theoretically, if they're coming to see Coco, they're going to be fans of Frozen already.

Yeah, how bad could it be? Because they were saying the kids didn't fucking like it. That's crazy. It's just confusing. It's just like, I'm here to see Coco, and then all this shit starts happening. It just feels like a really long trailer probably because all the trailers are for kids movies. Right.

All right. Let's save this for the Charlie Rose. Let's table this for another conversation. Sidebar this. What's that? Oh, Charlie Rose 2? Okay. You can't bring up any man in show business without somebody going, oh, by the way.

The accusations are on. It's happening. Do you ever do anything bad, Jonathan? You're waiting for the other shoe to drop? No. I'm sorry. I meant what was the last movie

you saw Coco at the Soho Coco at the Soho without the Orloff without the Orloff Count Orloff that short

did not go well either that's why those kids didn't like it the Orloff short was the worst. A little esoteric. Oh, man. Next time I'm going to say, hold the Orloff.

Because it doesn't sound like a snowman. It sounds like a dessert. Frozen Orloff. Clark, did I ask you what the last movie you saw was? Nope. I apologize for skipping over you. So Jonathan, what was the last movie you saw? The last movie I saw was Phantom Thread.

You guys are showing off with this stuff that's not out yet. I like it. I only got to see it because a friend of mine invited me to go with her. I wasn't invited to see it. Oh, okay. Well, I mean mean we weren't that concerned about it yeah just excited for you that you saw it on that one wow and uh you like i ended up liking it yeah oh that sounds like it's a slow burn wishy-washy well so i think i kind of contemplated liking it or not. You know, I will be honest. I'm not the biggest Paul Thomas Anderson fan,

but I love There Will Be Blood. I love it. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. It's probably the least like all the rest of his movies. That's probably why I like it. Yeah. So this one started off a little rough for me, but I really came around on it.

Okay. Yeah, I enjoyed it. And it's not, I don't, I mean, I think that you guys should, I think anybody should go into it just completely blind,

you know, just go, let it happen. Just let it happen. Yeah, just close your eyes the whole time. Yeah, take a nap. Go in blind, stay blind. Stay blind.

Just listen. Wait for the Olaf shorts to unfold. They gotta put it somewhere, people. It's more like a podcast than a movie. You should just listen to it. Just listen. Wait for the Olaf shorts to unfold. They got to put it somewhere, people. It's more like a podcast than a movie. You should just listen to it.

Just listen. Take a book with you. Take a book. It would be great to see. But I dug it. And Daniel Day-Lewis is good. He's his least, it's like he's the least

Daniel Day-Lewis, you know, but he's very good. It's more subtle. Yeah, it is. It's very natural. Day-Lewis, you know, but he's very good. It's more subtle. Yeah, it is. It's very natural. And might be his last performance. Yeah, allegedly. We'll see.

Okay. Or is he Brett Favre? Just gonna keep retiring. I don't know. I mean, because what different, why even announce it? Just stop making movies. Just Gene Hackman that shit. The best. He just disappeared. He stopped. Welcome shit. The best. He just disappeared.

He stopped. Yeah. Welcome to Mooseport. He peaked. He was like, I'm done. This is, I'm going out.

See you later, Mooseport. Mooseport. You deep dive. That's his last movie. That was his last movie? Yeah, it couldn't be Royal Tenenbaums,

which is practically perfect and he's amazing in it. It has to be Welcome to Mooseport. That Ray Romano classic. What a legacy. He's bummed. But Ray Romano's great now though in everything

he's in. He is. It wasn't his fault that that movie was silly. I blame it all on Marcia Gay Harden. Jonathan, have you seen any movies lately? Coco, is that your answer? Batman Lego. Oh, okay. 15 times in a row.

Who was your favorite villain in that? Come on. Of all the villains, there's the Joker, there's the Riddler, there's Clayface. Bane. That's the best one. I think we can all agree on that yeah

he was great do the voice do the voice so good what do the voice do the Bane voice come on

I gotta tell my kids something I gotta tell them I met Bane come on this is more fun before you blew it I wanted Jonathan

to say something negative about it come on but it is great he's seen it 15 times I don't think he's got anything negative to say something negative about it. Come on. But it is great. He's seen it 15 times. I don't think he's got anything negative to say about it. Shot in 2351, too. It's pretty special.

Was it really? Yeah. So that's an anamorphic scope, motherfucker. You can tell. Right? Yeah. The scope of that movie is fantastic. It is.

All right, I'm done. My son loves it. That was unnecessary. that movie is fantastic. It is. All right, I'm done. My son loves it. Hey, you would be... That was unnecessary. Does Bane say anything in the movie? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

But his mouth doesn't move because he's got a mask over his face, so maybe you thought that was, you know, Harley Quinn was saying those lines. Right.

Josh, what'd you see? Wonder. Oh. I went to Wonder because my wife's trailer was playing in front of the movie. It was attached

to most prints. Yeah. Every once in a while you'll go to see an attached trailer and it won't be there. That happened also. So it was your

meet Joe Black. Remember that when Star Wars came out? It was your meet Joe Black. Exactly. So you went to see Wonder somewhere And the trailer for your wife's movie wasn't on It was on We were told before like a month earlier

It was going to be in front of this movie And we sat in front of the worst movie ever But we went to see Wonder And man I'm going to tell you It is what you think it's going to be But that is good If you're okay with just going in and feeling good, honestly, and just feeling good for like an hour and a half, it's fun, man.

I just sit there and I'm like, yeah, man, this is fun tonight. I like this. I can't think of all the people I know I think you enjoy ugly kids the most. Yeah. Did you have your koozie with you when you watched it? I had my koozie and I went sipping

an adult beverage. No, I went with my parents and Beth and it was a good time. Yeah, I think everyone can go, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the little weird-faced kid

doesn't get caught masturbating at some point, does he? Not in the movie. He's not there yet? Yeah, no. Yeah. Not yet. But that would have been an interesting twist. Does anybody ever there yet? Yeah, no. Yeah, not yet.

But that would have been an interesting twist. Does anybody ever threaten the kid? Does anybody ever say, hey, you ugly kid, I'm going to lock you up

in a room with your mother if you're not good. Because it's the same kid. All right. I just want to see Jacob Tremblay play a character that has a nice,

happy life. I'm tired of him being stuck in rooms and ugly-faced. He was the kid in Lights Out, too. Was he? Yes. He was haunted by a ghost lady. He's going to be well-adjusted. He's had it rough, that kid.

But I'm glad you liked it. I'm going to see it. It's certified, you know, or not certified, but it's fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah, I'm telling you guys you will not be disappointed with going to that movie. You just won't be.

Some people though just straight up hate Julia Roberts no matter what she does. I'm not a huge Julia Roberts fan. That's what I'm saying. And I'm not a huge

Owen Wilson fan. He's in it. And the movie was fucking great. Wait. Fucking go to the movie. It was fun. I'm telling you.

Owen Wilson's the dad yeah of that kid and that kid's got a totally different weird nose yeah no when you look closer and it's like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you have to squint your eyes julian roberts character blame owen wilson for their kid the entire time yeah they never speak the whole movie. It's crazy. Oh my God. No, it's fun.

I'd go, man. It's fun. I can't believe you're saying it's fun. If you call me, I'd go with you. It's a laugh riot. It's not a laugh riot,

but you sit there and you're like, that's nice. I'm kind of high, but you know what I mean? It's not a remake of Mask, is it? No, no. Although that would have been an interesting twist, too.

Do you think he's talking about the mask or Mask? No, but that would have been awesome, awesome. Yeah, to see that little kid go, it's smoking. That would have been great and have. Yeah. To see that little kid go is smoking. That would have been great. And have him fucking fly around the house. That would have been amazing. Turn his head into a hammer.

Yeah. All right. Well, that concludes the movie talk. Now it's time for the movie walk. Oh, shit. It's time for the movie walk. Oh, shit. We talk. It's time to do the walk. Let the games begin.

People brought name tags. They've fashioned them out of various types of... We got donuts. Somebody's got donuts. But if each of you... Jonathan, do you know what's going on here? I have no idea. You have to go select one of these signs that people have made and bring it back to your seat,

and then you'll play on their behalf when we play these games, which we will do right after this commercial break. We'll be right back. Hey, you guys. There's no sponsor for this episode, so I thought I'd take a moment to remind everybody about Tate Crazy Nights. It starts on December 13th. Jeff Tate will be one of the 12 guests at the Largo 12 Guests of Christmas.

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at the Coronet on La Cienega in Los Angeles. Douglovesmovies.com Yeah. Alright, we're back. It was a very pleasant name tag selection process. Josh, let's start with you.

You got the big one. Wait, did we get the commercials? Are the commercials done? Yeah, they're done. Okay, good. I got the Texas Chad Saw Massacre. Where's your microphone? Nice.

I got the Texas Chad Saw Massacre. Yes. He brought out a poster that refuses to stay flat. It is a poster. You can bring it over here. We'll put it under the book. Put it under the book.

It'll fit. It'll totally work. Book flatten it. But his name is Chad. Chad. Okay, good job. Who are you playing for, Jonathan? I'm playing for Jason.

Amy. Jason Amy. Jason Amy. Jason Amy. Jason Amy. Jason. Good one. You can say it like that. Sinister.

Yeah. It's a horror movie though. Jason Amy. A Kevin Smith joint. Like Red State. Clark.

Oh, there it is. Isn't this great? This is Heather Will Be Blood. And it has starring Mr. Doug. Oh my God. You look so clean. You're so clean.

It's beautiful. She did such a good job. You look so well adjusted. I love it. People are just going to stare at that for the rest of the show. Do you want me to turn it around? It's real distracting. You don't want to turn it around because it's got a shithead on the back. I got the shithead right here.

Okay, perfect. I'll hold on to that. All right. Who are you playing for, Joe? I can't get my mic around. Oh, there it is. Okay, Joe? I can't get my mic around. Oh, shit. Oh, there it is. There. Okay.

Here, you can hold that. I'm playing for me, myself, and Colleen. Very nice. Unsung Farrelly Brothers movie. No one likes that one. But I like you, Colleen. I like you. And we're going to win tonight.

Isn't that the movie? We're going to lose spectacularly. Didn't that movie introduce the world to Anthony Anderson? That one? Yeah. I thought it was Transformers. No, he was in that movie. No, there was like three black guys that are all together all the time.

Oh, that's right. The three brothers, right? Yeah, yeah. Was he one of the brothers? I think so, yeah. Not one of the brothers. I'm white. I'm not falling for this one.

All right. So great job picking name tags, you guys. Now we're going to play a couple of games to determine who is going to win all this pile of stuff. I'm so sorry, Colleen. Because I'm going to lose

look who I'm up against Joe knows everything no you have a you have a lot of yeah you're really screwing this up now because now it's like

Lynch lost again no I'm serious alright we'll see they'll never see us coming I know that's what I'm hoping for you guys know things too oh so we're teaming

it's teams now it would be the wolf You each get a wolf Oh yeah Separate the wolf Everyone gets a wolf Hey everybody Everyone gets a wolf tonight

Alright This first game we're gonna play Is called Live Die Repeat Josh is probably the only one Who's played this before is called Live Die Repeat. Josh is probably the only one who's played this before. Yeah, but I don't remember how to play it. I'm going to say

the name of a movie and the first one of you that repeats it back correctly the full title wins. Right. Yeah. I do remember this one.

I'm fucked. Are you making them harder now? Harder? This game is supposed to be easier. All you have to do is hear it and repeat it. Yeah, all right. It doesn't get a lot easier than that. I'm still going to fucking hide. This is going to be so... It doesn't get a lot easier than that.

I'm still going, fucking hell. Colleen. It's got to match the movie I've written down, but I'm going to say it slowly so that you've got plenty of chances to guess. How do we chime in? Just say our names? No, just say the name of the movie.

Okay. But do you have a pre-guess? I do not. Okay. Anybody have a pre-guess? Mac and me? No. Damn it.

Okay. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You know, you know. I threw Mac and me out. Like, come on. Yeah,

no, you did. All right. Day of the dead. No. All right. Best little whorehouse in Texas. No.

Ooh, that's a good one. Wander. Great guess. You're missing the exclamation point. Wander! There it is. It's become quite a callback.

Is the family's last name Wonder? Why is it called Wonder? Or does the kid love bread? Why do they call it... It's the prequel to Wonder Boys. He's got an animal face and he loves bread. Stop eating bread. It's the story of Wonder. That's why it's so much fun. He he loves bread. Stop eating bread. It's the story of wonder.

With a spoon? That's why it's so much fun. He just eats bread the whole time. Does one eat bread with spoons? He's like a wood chipper. It's great. It's a great, great movie. Okay, here we go.

Get ready to say it fast, you guys. Oh, God. Get your microphone up, Joe. What? Get your microphone. My dick was gone. Yell into your dick. Yelling to your dick Yelling to your dick If I could do that

I would not leave home If only that was The name of a movie Yelling to your dick Yell Yell it to your dick I got it By the way

Nobody in the history Of the world Has ever said Yell it to your dick before. Why would you ever say that? Why would you ever say yell it to your dick? Why would you ever say that?

Until now. Well, now there's a reason, I guess. What if like a big hole opened up in your dick and then someone would say that just to see if it echoes? Sure. Sure. Alright, ready?

No. Bad. Santa. Bad Santa. Bad Santa 2. That's correct. No way! No! Are you kidding? Really? Sorry.

Why are you clapping at that? Thank you. Hey, Doug, fuck you for making a bad Santa, too. They made a bad Santa, too? Yes. They sure did. They did. They were like, first bad Santa wasn't bad.

Didn't starve Billy Bob Thornton. Let's try again. Let's try to make a bad one. From a story by Harvey Weinstein, which is actually true. You think I'm lying? You know he was in it. We need another bad Santa.

Maybe not. I was really not happy with the scene where Billy Bob Thornton jerked off into a plant. What? That's a plant. What? That's actually true. What?

I never. He did what? And he said, yell it to your dick. That was the scene. And when I say jerked off into a plant, I mean he jerked off into someone who was arranged to be in the audience. What? What?

He did what? To the audience? What? Let's play Last Man Stanton. That's how we're going to determine a winner tonight is with this game. Josh loves it when we do two names. We're going to get two names of actors and actresses, and then we're going to take turns. Joe gets to go first for that big win you just had.

Feeling good. We get to take turns naming movies they were both in So you have to name a movie that one of them was in Or the other one was in It's got to be the full correct title We'll go to Clark and then Jonathan and Josh And me, I like to play along on this one And

I don't know what the names are going to be I've pre-selected two audience members One of whose name tags got Picked by one of you So that's always interesting when that happens. Maybe both. Where's Curtis underscore Parker? Hey.

Did you bring a name tag? No. Okay. But you do have a name for us for Last Man Stanton. Yeah. And you think it's a good one? Yes. You think it's gonna be... You think Josh Wolf going to like it? Let me just stop you right now

if it's Audrey Hepburn he is not going to be happy. Don't know if I can name one movie. He's not going to go lightly if it's her. Good one. Thanks. What do you got for us there, Curtis? Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore.

Okay, that's an interesting one. We definitely need to fortify this with another name just to keep it interesting. So let's go to I believe this is Jason Amy. Mighty underscore Boog Nish. Yeah, right? So you can really help

win yourself the prizes if you name an actor or actress that Jonathan Sheck is familiar with. I'm going to keep my original pick. He's going with his original pick. I like your integrity and your stupidity.

What are we going with, Jason? David Spade. David Spade! All right, well, I can tell you pretty confidently that they're both not in anything together. She got cut out of Joe Dirt 2. There is a near miss. There's a near miss where

they might have been in a movie together. I'll explain that when it gets to me. She's not blonde so he wasn't in her. Yelling at your dick! I'm enjoying that that's becoming a callback. Now's the time to do it right there, yeah.

All right, that'll be one of the hashtags for this show. Yell it at your dick. Dick! All right. Or the knee. The knee.

All right, so David Sp Spada Julianne Moray those are our two names and you each have one lifeline you can each and this is where it's interesting with Jason is you can go to Jason once Jonathan and Colleen for Joe

Clark Heather Chad Josh Once, Jonathan and Colleen for Joe. Clark. Heather. Heather. Chad. Chad. Josh. One time, you can ask them for help.

Help. Joe, the films of Julianne Moore or David Spade? Julianne Moore. I mean, David Spade. There's a film called that? It should be Do you know how this game works? No I just wanted to know

I do Just name a movie That one of those two is in Alright fine Okay Safe Oh okay I would have held on to that one of those two is in. All right, fine. Okay. Safe. Oh, okay. I would have held on to that one if I were you.

Damn it. Told you I did not. But it's hard to keep them in your head sometimes. Clark? Tommy Boy. Oh, man. That was mine. I'm sorry.

That was the only one you had, Jonathan? No. Boogie Nights. Yes, of course. Boogie Nights. Josh? Grown Ups. Grown Ups. Boogie Nights. Yes, of course, Boogie Nights. Josh. Grown Ups. Grown Ups.

Julianne Moore was a clown in a movie with Tim Meadows called The Ladies Man. Oh, good one. So Spade might have maybe showed up in there.

Might have showed up there, sure. He's part of that crew. Joe, and you know, it doesn't hurt to use your lifeline early sometimes. What do I have to do now? You have to name another movie

that hasn't been named yet that's got Julianne Moore or David Spade in it, but you can go to Colleen once and ask for her help if you want. Okay. Put your microphone to the right spot. I'm doing it. Kingsman 2.

What's it really called? The Golden Circle. Right? Okay. Fuck yeah! You're proud of yourself for that? Yes, I am. I'm keeping the franchise alive. All right. Clark?

Joe Dirt. Mm-hmm. I mean, that already came up once tonight, didn't it? Did it? I think so. It didn't? I thought somebody said something about Joe Dirt. I said Joe Dirt 2.

Yeah. It was Joe Dirt 2. So that does not count. No, it doesn't. But Bad Santa 2 does. Mm-hmm. Hey, it's my only fucking point. Come on.

It's the only point. And it's mine. Yeah. Well, did they make a Joe a Joe dirt too I think so did like for like straight to cable or whatever crackle straight to crackle answer it's crackling opening on crack that's what you're going with yeah my lifeline yeah some people call it jdt then i'll go with grown-ups too yeah i was wondering why that one was still hanging out still flapping around i think it's funny that we're all just naming david spade movies.

I'll do a Julianne Moore movie. I don't mind taking a few shortcuts. Hold on. So now you get it? Yeah, finally. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Magnolia. Yes.

Clark. Sorry. The big dirt. Yes. Thank you, Doug. The big Lebowski. Big Lebowski, of course. Jonathan,

do you want to use your lifeline? I have to use my lifeline. Jason? Grandma's boy. Grandma's boy. Does that sound good to you, Jonathan? That sounds great. That's because it's correct. Josh?

Why can't I think of one movie that Julianne Moore was in? She's been in like a million movies, and I can't think of one. She's great. She was in that one with the one person. And then she was in that other one where she... She was in one of the Jurassic Parks. Oh, boy. You're looking for trouble with that one.

No, because I'm going to need a full title, won't I? Yeah, you will. And then I said it out loud, and now one of them knows the full title. Yeah. Maybe your lifeline can help you. Chad. I don't have that one. I have Evolution.

Evolution. Oh, nice. And which one of the two was in that movie? That was too long. That's a very valid question, actually. Yeah, okay. I'm going to go back to Spade, because I want to leave plenty of Julianne Moore's for you, Joanna.

And I'm going to go The Coneheads. Wow, nice. Yeah. Oh, that made me think of another oneheads. Wow, nice. Yeah. Oh, that made me think of another one. Go ahead, Joe. Dickie Roberts. Full title. Former child star.

Is that right? Fuck yeah! I love how you reward yourself. I'm all about the subtitles, man. Yeah, but you gotta... It's quite an achievement. Clark. The David Spade classic, The Hours.

Oh, yes. He was the one with the nose, right? Yeah, I nailed it. Nailed it. What movie did she do with Tom Hanks? Was that Sully?

I know who you're thinking of. I wish Sully had a question mark at the end of it. Sully? God damn it, I don't know it. Who's gonna land this bird?

Sully? Those commercials would have been great. And then just him like this. Okay. Did you go that was kind of my answer yeah okay so Jonathan's out but he was a great competitor and I'm excited for Day of the Dead Bloodline

I don't speak in it so lots of growling you really don't speak in it, so that's... Lots of growling, right? You really don't speak? No, I do. We set it up earlier that you play the talking one. I do, and then shit goes bad. Okay. Can't wait to see it.

Thank you for being here. Like on the set of that thing you do, did Tom Hanks walk around acting gay the whole time? No. Or was that pretty much out of... They didn't really mess with it? Like, did your character

have to grapple with his gayness? No, yeah, him and howie uh long were like a couple yeah and they shot those scenes is are they available anywhere they would keep kissing after they cut oh that's that's interesting yeah who was harassing who they had a kissing scene for real? No. Tom Hanks and Howie Long? But Howie Long does play his gay lover

in scenes that were cut from that thing you do. Yep. Did you know that, Josh? I did not know that. Yeah. And do you have an answer now? I gave you a lot of time to think. You're too busy thinking about What are they talking about

Howie Long Yeah Keep talking for a little while longer Alright so Julia Roberts was in Who? It's right there just say wonder It's right there in front of your face.

Hold on. Who? Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore was in Jurassic Park 2. Yelling at your dick. I'd watch that.

I don't fucking know the whole thing. All right. Well, okay. So you're out. There's a longer version of Jurassic Park 2? There's no part two, and it's just called The Lost World Jurassic Park.

Yeah, and it's confusing. You have to say it in that order? Yeah. Ah, shit. Wow. Which I just did.

Your turn. Far From Heaven. Mm-hmm. Oh, excuse me. Sorry, Mr. I don't like Todd Haynes movies.

Mm-hmm. If you just said who directed Far From Heaven, I would have said that guy that directs. I Don't Like Todd Haynes Movies. Mm-hmm. If you'd have said who directed Far From Heaven, I would have said that guy that directs movies I don't like. Fair enough. I wouldn't even have been able to tell you his name. What's his new one? Did he do Wonderstruck? Yeah, Wonderstruck.

Yeah. Wonder something. I'll see that. He didn't do Wonder, though. No, Wonder Wheel is, what's his name? Woody Allen. Woody Allen. Yeah.

It's a lot of wonder this season Wonder Woman yeah it's the year of the wonder yeah four fucking movies with wonder in the title

The Wonders I think Jonathan wins just based on that I love it keeping it real. It's O'Netters. Will you definitely earn your Spider-Man toys? You get this one, too.

Oh, yeah, you're out also. All right, who's next? Me. Clark? The kids are alright Oh yeah Love that movie, it's real good Right

The kids I'm just writing it slowly so I can think Of another movie Oh yeah Wow Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. I'm going to play this part back because that didn't even sound like your voice. You were like, oh, yeah.

He was like Sean Connery was here for a second. No, because it just shot into my head. A movie that I enjoy when it's on the cable television because it's fun to go back and watch Jeremy Piven when he had less hair but was much younger in a motion picture with David Spade called PCU.

That's a good one. Joe? Hotel Transylvania 2. Okay. No subtitle. Nope. Yeah. I'm just going to ridevania 2. Okay. No subtitle. Nope. Yeah. I'm just going to ride that one. Sorry.

Did anybody say Hotel Transylvania? I feel like I heard this on an episode recently and someone got caught in this trap. Seagull trap? It was a different game, though. Yes, it was. Yeah. A different game. But was David Spade in the first one?

I don't know. You want to take a stab at it? Do you want to go to your lifeline? You haven't gone to your lifeline yet. I haven't. All right. Yeah. Heather, do you have any suggestions?

The prize winner of Defiance Ohio. The prize winner of Defiance Ohio. Is it Julianne Moore movie? Is it Julianne Moore movie? Thanks for the clarification. She could clearly see on my face. I was like,

which one of them is in that? All right. You want to go with that? Sure. Thank you, Heather. Good job, Heather. Thank you, Heather.

Wow. That's a good one. That was an impressive pull. I'm going to barely write that one down. I'm just going to write defiance. That's all I need. The Benchwarmers. Nice, nice, nice.

Black Sheep. Yeah. Oh, didn't I say Black Sheep? You said Tommy Boy. I know, but didn't I say black sheep also? No, I didn't? Okay. Nice try, though.

Yeah, no, no. Nine months. Yes. Nine months, good one. I'm going to go with, oh, what was that one where she was all like, I can't believe this is happening to me. Still Alice. That was my impression of Alzheimer's. No, it's just most

Julianne Moore movies her character would say what is happening to me? Because some shit happens to her. All right, Joe. We got to wrap this up. All right, Colleen.

I need to help. Colleen. What? Eight Crazy Nights. Is Sandler did it? So yes. Colleen What? Eight crazy nights Sandler did it so yes He's a voice in it? Yes Wait you have to be confident

Come on Colleen Pretty sure It's good enough for me Clark She was in a movie called In Dreams with Robert Downey Jr. Neil Jordan Nice Damn

Shit nice all right damn um shit i think i'm gonna have to tap no don't do it I'm out Joe what's that Netflix movie The Do-Over oh good one Netflix movie that was actually a pretty good movie

I gotta watch that one The Do-Over Clark she was in a movie called The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Wow. Ridiculous six. I'm going all Netflix.

I'm binging Spade. I got nothing left. Hotel Transylvania That's all you gotta say? But was he in that one? Does his character appear in the second one only or is he in the first one too? I don't know

He's probably in the first one Yeah Joe Beverly Hills Ninja Whoa Clark's got one She just thought of one no oops

was he okay he was in... Oh, God. Billy Madison. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to say That it's finally happened Joe Lynch is our winner

Oh my god I don't know Colleen this is all you Colleen a crazy night She helped out The best Hanukkah animated film Saves my life So thank you.

I think it was the Russian hat he's wearing, but that's, you know. It would be rigged. I don't know. I'm just kidding. We'll talk over at the Rockio. It's all good. All right, you guys.

Where's the winner of all this stuff? Colleen's right there. Good luck. Yeah, good luck indeed. Chad, do you have a shithead on the back of your thing? No, I don't. No?

What's your shithead? Pedophile supporters. Okay. Did you say, of course? No, I said pedophile supporters. Oh, okay. I thought you said pedophiles, of course.

Yeah, so did I. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. Of course. Of course. They're shitheads for sure. Yeah, of course yeah so did I yeah that's what I said yeah of course of course their shit hits for sure yeah of course yeah alright

Josh what do you what do you got to plug oh I do a podcast show's over buddy yeah I do a podcast with Freddie Prince Jr. called Prince and the Wolf

it's on iTunes it's a lot of fun and I love it comedian oh thanks man comedianjoshwolf.com for tour dates.

I'm in Peoria, Illinois this weekend. But I'm in Brea next weekend, which is whatever date that is. Jukebox Comedy Club in Peoria

and the Improv in Brea. Yep. Great clubs. Yeah. Great times. Josh Wolf. I'm quoting you with that and'm putting it on my website yeah what's your wife's movie called again forever my girl comes out january 19th uh like i said she wrote it she directed it so yeah that's good stuff she's awesome i did a film uh first one Little Chenier yeah it was fantastic we won every every award

except for Sundance oh neat Jonathan I have a movie called Day of the Dead Bloodline which is another

George Romero you know of the line reimagining if you will reimagining what was the title the bold

the trailer says it's a bold new vision it's a bold new vision. It's a bold new vision. I mean, it's not a balls to the wall, uh, cinematic anarchy. But it still sounds pretty cool. Thanks. Did you have a good time tonight?

I had a great time and I just let the plug my wife later. But I like to also... Shit sells itself, folks. JulieSolomon.com You guys will learn everything there is about the internet. Oh, okay. That's not it. What is it? Oh, the influencer.

Wow. So close. He got close? Did he almost plug your thing right? Is that right? The influencer? You almost plugged your wife. Fuck, I'm still naming movies. You did not penetrate that plug. There will be no plug. The influence. Is that right?

One of those. Call it out. You're so fucked, dude. Hey, but look what he's bringing home. You know what's up. You know what's up Clark what do you got to plug My new podcast is called Sending the Wolf

My first guest was Sam Levine Talking The Godfather Today we put up an episode With Rebecca McKendry Talking Vertigo And next week is Mark Bernardin Talking The Terminator

You can find it on The internet It's there iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and ClarkWolf.com. Thank you. Thanks for having me, Doug. Thank you. Thanks for coming back. It was so fun. Thank you. Appreciate it. And Joe Lynch,

Mayhem is everywhere. It's all over. It's coming out on DVD and Blu-ray on December 26th. It comes out on Shudder for all of you really cheap people, in February, streaming. But my new film, Me, Myself, and Colleen, has just been greenlit, starring Jonathan Sheck.

Yes! And this other guy. Yeah, why is my face all over the poster if he's the star of it? Well, it says really small, and Jonathan Sheck right there. Oh, yeah, he plays the bad guy. I like it. I love it. Also, the 48-hour marathon, which has probably already happened And Jonathan Sheck right there. Oh, I like it. Oh, yeah, he plays the bad guy. I like it. I love it.

Also, the 48-hour marathon, which has probably already happened by the time the podcast happens. No, this will be out tomorrow. Oh, even better. Starts on Friday at 5 p.m. And ends on Sunday. You know, just check it out. Tune in all weekend long, you guys. Good cause.

Lots of celebrities and other people as well. Yeah. I'll be there. Like, looking at all the celebrities. Don't forget about my holiday taint shows between Christmas and New Year's in San Diego and Irvine.

And thank you one more time to all of my guests, Josh Wolfe, Jonathan Sheck, Clark Wolfe, and Joe Lynch. As always, pedophile supporters are a shithead.

Of course. These get more important as we go through them. Liberals who didn't tell the Republican reps to vote against the tax bill are a shithead. And Taco Bells that don't serve breakfast even though they have a signithead. And Taco Bells that don't serve breakfast even though they have a sign promoting breakfast

is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

cause Doug loves movies.