Doug Loves Movies - Jon Hamm, Rich Sommer, Josh Malina, and 10 More Compete

Episode Date: December 17, 2013

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with 50 ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves Christmas and Hanukkah movies and marijuana. People who give them marijuana! Silent night, silent night, silent holy night. Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee! Holy shit, the elves are scurrying around. Hey, everybody!

My name is Doug, and I love movies. We love movies! That was a more half-assed one. I thought there'd be more enthusiasm and timing on that one, but you just never know with these things. It's probably a slightly different crowd, because we're here tonight one whole hour later, and you also had to buy your tickets quite rapidly.

It was like a radio giveaway, where the first number of callers... It's Tuesday, December 17th. 2 O's is 13. And this is the third annual 12 Guests of Christmas coming to you as always

from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. I had a great idea yesterday. It doesn't necessarily pertain to you guys, but next December, I'm going to do a 12 Guests of Christmas in New York City because there's lots of great guests there that I could pile onto one show

and slap that name on it. It's called building a franchise, you guys. Thank you to Hearted Firm and Oats for the live rendition of the theme song. You know, with Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve falling on Tuesdays this year, this is the last

weekly UCB episode of Two Oceans and Thirteen. But be sure to come to and or listen to the shows coming up on December 23rd at Cinefamily in LA, where we will not only do an episode of Doug Lowe's movies, that will be followed

for the same admission price by a Benson movie interruption of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Which is what I call it. And then also there's going to be a Doug Loves Movies at the Punchline in Sacramento on Monday, December 30th.

And if you're in San Francisco on New Year's Eve, come see me and Doug Loves Movies' favorites, Pete Holmes, Bert Kreischer, Hannibal Buress, Moshe Kasher, and Rory Scovel, all doing stand-up together in one show at the Knob Hill Masonic Temple. Yeah, we should be playing in a temple. And if you haven't written your shithead on the back of your name tag tonight,

please do it now, because there's going to be a shit ton of shitheads at the end of this thing. And I don't want to have to go... If it's not written on the back of yours, you just don't get to name one. I have to be strict. Because we're going to be running against the clock. This show, it's 8.13 Pacific Standard Time. This show needs to be over by 11. Good luck, everybody!

Oh, and from the corrections department, Cuba Gooding Jr. does not fly in Red Tails. That's what someone told me. So I don't know if that's true or not. But that's what the corrections department is saying. I put in the prize bag only one item

for me this week. And it is the copy of Gateway Doug. And the rest of the items we're going to pile in here as we meet the players. While we play the game, let's get to this. Please welcome the 13 guests of Christmas. Scott Aukerman, Graham Elwood, Allison Hayslip,

John Hamm, Chris Hardwick, Sam Levine, Josh Molina, Kate Micucci, Greg Proops, Mike Furman, Kevin Pollack, Sean Sacame, and Rich Sommer! I just realized this is like hard cast-a-thon, but we just get it over with quicker. Just fucking get it done. Woo!

Extra bows from the film actor. National treasure. Here's what we're going to do, you guys. This is going to be... Most of you have played in the previous years. That's how I start the booking for these, is asking people to come back. And then we have a few extra spots and then apparently Rich Summer

was just hanging out and didn't have anything to do. He was wandering the streets of Hollywood. Yeah, so we got super lucky. I told him, I don't think he believes me, but I really thought this very afternoon, I should ask that guy to come on tonight. And I thought how could he possibly not have

plans? It's a safe bet. So yeah, try to, as the show goes on, we've only got three mics for all the guests, so try to use your microphone voice. Don't waste any good jokes on these people sitting in front of us. And we've got a podcast to make,

you guys. And this is going to be single elimination. We're going to just go through the line playing the Leonard Maltin game. And when you miss or when someone challenges you and you miss or you challenge someone and they get it right, and you're out for the rest of the show, you're welcome to hang out and have some beers or whatever else it is you do, whatever Chris Hardwick does.

He can do that. Make plans. He's just going to be back there making plans. I actually have to eat dinner. He's got his dinner. He's got his Chipotle with him. My prize will be whatever I don't finish. Oh, whatever he doesn't finish,

he's going to put in the prize bag. Chris, are you going to do Talking Doug after this? Yes. And it will get inexplicably high ratings. Keyword inexplicably... No, okay. So to kick us off here,

to go first, and we're just going to go down the line. We're going to go, you know, clockwise I guess you'd call it. And we're going to start clockwise from the audience's point of view or clockwise from the artist's point of view. Wouldn't it be the same thing? Whichever one I am, my point of view. Just go around this way.

Fine. It'll go like this. So Charlie Callis. just go around this way fine it'll go like this but we're gonna start okay so so far we have a winner for the oldest reference it's gonna be the oldest person it's gonna be hard to top hard to top film actor's Charlie Callis riff. Good luck, everybody. Scott Aukerman won recently. Just like Fibber McGee and Molly did back in the 20s. All right, I'm going to have to give it to you.

Yeah! Scott is now the leader in that game, and now that you've started it, I'm sure Greg Proops is going to finish it at some point. That reminds me of a Stephen Foster song I heard when I was young. How'd that go? I dream of Ackerman with

the light brown wiener. What happened to my wiener? Roasted in an accident. Roasted like Jeffrey Ross? Yes. Yeah, your wiener got burned.

It was cheated brutally by a series of bone mows. Bone mows. That might be the oldest reference of the night. All right, so, and Sam the Mam, Levine, a.k.a. Little Wolverine, is also a recent champion.

So I had the idea of having a coin toss, but I have not brought a coin with me because I am so generous to the homeless. And there's so many of them on this block. I mean, those people eating at La Pubelle, they're homeless, right? I just throw my change on their table as I walk by. But if someone, does anyone from the audience or, oh, Greg has one. Greg has a coin.

There you go. So it's going to be between Sam and Scott to determine. Scott, you can call it. Oh, what a gentleman. Thank you. What a little gentleman! Yeah, okay. Both of you are playing some passive-aggressive bullshit. Mine was not passive nor aggressive. It was very sweet.

Yeah. Especially when you describe it as such. It's not sweet now. It totally was. Here we go. Scott, call it. Yep. In the air. Oh, okay. Oh, I call it out? Okay, heads.

Tails. Oh, man. Tails. Yeah, that's karma, motherfucker. It's practically like you won the whole game already. So Sam is going to go first, and then we're going to mosey on over to Mike Furman and Chris Hardwick. So counterclockwise.

That way. I made the gesture. That way. I don't know how to... Yeah, that's definitely counterclockwise. My clock goes this way. One way to go around a circle. Oh, you're right. That is counter. Now that I'm seeing the clocks.

Some beautiful mind shit going on with Doug right now. I wish the clock we had in here wasn't digital, man. I would have figured that shit out a lot faster. Alright, so we're going to go clockwise. Alright. No, I'm kidding. I want to keep it counter because that makes sense to me. figure that shit out a lot faster. Alright, so we're going to go clockwise. Alright, so...

No, I'm kidding. I want to keep it counter because that makes sense to me. That's all that matters. Which are we doing? We're going counterclockwise. I still don't know the difference. It's as it's been told to me. We're going to go counterclockwise.

It's not as long as it gets the 420, right, Doug? Twice a day! I don't get it. Wait a minute, I don't get the 420 thing. What is that? I should have said that into the mic. Oh, fuck. Yeah, a lot of jokes get lost on this episode.

It just happens. Blah, blah, Yeah, a lot of jokes get lost on this episode. It just happens. Blah, blah, blah, 420! But I figured more mics would be more of a problem. I'd rather lose jokes than have everyone all talking at once. But Chris is enjoying his Chipotle. And Sam, what did you bring for us for the prize bag today? I brought some film posters, features I have nothing to do with. Yes, I can tell you what they are.

Can you tell us which ones? One is a slightly water-damaged Independence Day. But it's the good one. It's the one with the ship over the Empire State Building, real ominous. God, do you remember how great you thought that movie was when you were 14?

That's just me. It's still great. Okay, okay. And then the other one I think is a Disney feature called The Road to El Dorado. It's not a poster. It's like a limited edition. It's got a certificate of authenticity and everything.

Like a limited edition print from the movie. That's so valuable you couldn't wait to get rid of it. I think I've had that in my possession since the movie opened. Whenever that was. Oh, and before we go even further, I should have done this already. Let's get the

name tag selection. Oh, boy. Audience, please reveal your name tags. And every single panelist go pick a name tag that you want to play for I hope there's more name tags Than there are guests Uh oh some of Chris's food is on the floor

Kevin Pollack Josh Molina wants a Jew Scott Aukerman went for some cupcakes. And while they finish up getting their name tags, we'll do some commercial messages. One commercial message. We'll be right back. This is Jon Hamm.

There are no commercials in this podcast, comma, Merry Christmas. Sam Levine? Yes, sir? Have you seen any movies lately? Yeah, I saw two classic horror movies from the 80s. I saw Dead and Buried and Maniac. Yep, that's about right.

Sounds like three movies. That's about right. Dead, Buried, Maniac. Maniac, yep. And do you like those movies? Maniac's cool. Yeah. I was never a fan of Dead and Buried. Yeah, Buried, Maniac. Maniac. Yep. And do you like those movies? Maniac's cool. Yeah. I was never a fan of Dead and Buried.

Yeah, I know. It seemed like it might be good and it wasn't. No, it is not. All right. And do you have anything to plug? We're going to get the plugs over with because when you lose, you're out of here and we don't want to hear your sob story. It just posted today, but the chat show that I do with Mr. Kevin Pollack in the front row,

also known as Kevin Pollack's Chat Show. Round of applause, please. There you go. We just had two-time Academy Award winner Tom Hanks on the show this past Sunday. It posted online today.

Did someone boo Tom Hanks? When are you guys going to get the real catch, Stephen Baldwin? When are you going to talk to him on there? That's a Kevin question. Kevin, you had a ball with that guy on the set of Usual Suspects? As soon as Jesus is done with him. Oh, okay.

Fair enough. Alright, Sam, we got all that out of the way. Yep. And now... Where did I put my phone? Uh-oh. I'm sitting on it. Somebody steal Doug's phone? No, I got it.

Okay. I used the Find a Phone app and realized I was sitting on it. Nobody gets to pick a category. I just throw them at you. Great. Yeah, move this thing along. I figured out how to streamline it. Okay.

I'll take it came from within. Celebrating a birthday today, the great Eugene Levy. It's his birthday today. Love him. So this is the films of Eugene Levy. I'll take it came from within. This particular one is from 2011. And two and a half stars from Leonard Maltin.

He says the main character in this movie is childlike. And he also says that the movie is occasionally funny and warm. And he lists a whopping seven names. Wow. Yeah. And one of those may or may not be Eugene Levy. Noted.

How many names do you think you can get it in, Sam? I'm going to say seven. Alright, he starts off with a strong bid of seven names. Now we go to Mike Furman. Who are you playing for, Mike? I am playing for... I say the name on the card. Is that the idea?

Venkman? Pete Venkman. Can I point out how this is the worst thing for me to have chosen because I will not be focusing on anything except this. This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It is fantastic. It's like one of those... It's a proton pack.

It's one of those ghost fighters. For the people listening at home, it's a playing card. What are you doing with this? It looks unique. Mike Furman, simpleton. Wow. And there's room to put more little pictures on it.

So the name of the person you're playing for is Pete. And have you brought a prize for the prize bag? I have brought a prize for the prize bag. Can I put this on your dinner table for a second, please? It's just an unlicensed nuclear accelerator. Well, switch me on. I brought

a download of my Ablum, and that is a figurine from the World of Warcraft from the Blizzard Studios. That is a Deathling. Pretty awesome little Deathling for Christmas. Somebody's going That is a deathling. Pretty awesome little deathling for Christmas. Somebody's going home with a deathling. Thank you.

It's going to be a good bag. What have you been up to, buddy? You got any plugs? I have been working on some, I want to say, it's not kids' music. It's kind of in the vein of kids' music, but it is more for parents

to listen to music with their kids without going crazy. It is a project I'm calling Songs to Sing at Children. So that will be coming out sometime soon. Start Googling that, you guys. Make it a reality. Kickstart it. Get it to happen. And have you seen any movies lately?

Yes. get it to happen and have you seen any movies lately yes and the one that is leaping to mind is I saw Pacific Rim which I don't know if everybody else liked but when I walked in tonight you were like

Pacific Rim yeah like you were very excited about it we can make every question about Pacific Rim I love that movie for some reason

yeah it's fun yeah I'm alone alright good okay Mike Sam says seven names what do you think about that you want to ask him to name it or are you going to Yeah. I'm alone. All right. Good. Okay, Mike. Sam says seven names. What do you think about that?

Do you want to ask him to name it, or are you going to knock some names off of there? I will say six names for a Eugene Levy movie in 2011. Fair enough. Chris Hardwick is here, everybody. Hello. I'm sorry, Hadid. I have not eaten all day.

I was starving, so I apologize. No, it wasn't like you were chewing into the microphone or anything. I wasn't. I did not chew into the microphone. I know the podcast audiences do not tolerate such insolence. Yeah, I found out during a food podcast. So who are you playing for, Chris? I'm guessing the guy's name is Mark. He's got this WTF thing.

This poster that's just like, I'm going to attack you, but it's because I'm insecure on the inside. That's all it is. Fuck it, man. Fuck it. I'm someone they should just let smoke. Meow.

I asked Mark to be here this evening, but he's too busy making the next season of his TV program. Yeah, so good for that asshole. Yeah, so I guess, is your name Mark? Is that why? Yeah, so I'm playing, Mark to be here this evening, but he's too busy making the next season of his TV program. Good for that asshole. Is your name Mark? I'm playing for Mark, who has created a Mark Maron WTF poster. What did you bring us for the prize bag?

The leftover Chipotle, or did you eat it all? No, I didn't leave it in Chipotle. I left it in my... There's leftover Chipotle. Yeah, there's some chips left over. We had that discussion. You valeted your car, and it's stuck in the car. I valeted my car. Well, you kind of have to.

Thanks, after show. You have to in this neighborhood. I did a show here for seven years. I did not valet my car once. I've never done it either, and I've been here for 18 years. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't... the Jews are applauding then.

I parked in the ghetto near a dude named Kanang. It was hectic, for reals. I didn't know either of you guys had cars. You know what, good for you. It's one of the perks of the business. What do you have? A Mercedes? I sell an automobile. Tell us about it.

Did you valet it? I actually lucked out and found a parking spot that a guy, you know, a guy got in his car and I waited for it and then he like sat there

for two or three minutes and I was like, well, is he going anywhere? Yeah. No, he sat there long enough that I got out of my car and went and knocked on his window and was like, are you leaving?

He's like, yeah, hold on a second, I'm tweeting. I am not joking. I'm tweeting. That's an interesting word for masturbating. And then you just see his tweet. It's like, this fucking bitch is knocking on my window. Whatever, I got a spot. So the prize that I brought, which is in the

car, and I will get it before the end of the show, is a really cool Watchmen messenger bag. So it's like a... I just described what it is. I'm about to re-describe it and reverse the order of the words. It's a messenger bag that has Watchmen print on it. Why don't you just have one of your lackeys go get it for you out of your

valet car? I already sent one to Chipotle. Only one air at night for his lackeys. Cadbury the butler, go get it, Richie Rich. Cadbury. Oh, Casper the ghost is dead, Richie Rich. Think about it. For the record, we're all very, very fond of each other.

What are your plugs, Chris, besides At Midnight returning on Comedy Central at midnight on Monday, January 6th. I'm going to be on on the 7th. Yeah, you are going to be on this. You've been an excellent referring guest.

Yeah, At Midnight and the Nerds podcast and I guess Talking Dead comes back February 9th, I think. So, those things. Being on Talking Dead was my favorite thing I've ever done. I so wanted to tweet

the day after the Breaking Bad finale like, good news! Talking Bad got picked up for a second season! But I know that the internet is generally humorless and I would have been like,

I was kidding, I was kidding, stop being mad. So I didn't. Do you have a chance for talking Saul? Talking Better Call Saul is a weird ring to it. It'd be Saul Good Talk, Talk to Who, Game of Thrones Versations, Mad Mentions.

Like, there's a whole, we could just do them all day. Could do them all day. Last movie that you saw, sir? My girlfriend Chloe and I watched the Linda Lovelace movie last night on Netflix. Oh, and then you probably made love all night after watching what she went through.

It's pretty sexy stuff. Yeah, I got the best sadness boner. It turns out my clit is located in my sadness. Thank you. No, we watched it. We watched Lovelace. And it was a fun movie,

but it definitely felt like a movie that when they were making it, it just sort of felt like everyone was kind of going like, this is going to get so nominated. And then, so it felt like it had, it felt very, you know, it just wasn't, it didn't pay off as well

as I'd want it to, but it was still a fun movie. It was still a fun movie. All right. Yeah. I believe that woman was very unhappy about being in that world,

but, you know, her misery is someone else's fun. Yeah, yeah, really not a lot of laughs. How many names

do you think you can get this in if you can even remember what we're talking about? I know, we're talking about the 2011 Eugene Levy movie, and Eugene Levy! I think I could probably do Who was that? Fucking way Eugene. That was Eugene Levy, Scott!

I'm Eugene Levy! I'm right behind you right now! All I hear is Chris Hardwick. Hey, it's my buddy Chris. What's up? I'm going to do my Chris Hardwick impression. Hey, Scott, what's going on? It's me, Eugene Levy. Yeah, Chris, both times. Don't turn around.

Don't need to. Chris Hardwick. No, he's getting closer. He's getting closer. Eugene. That sounds like it. I think it's a good impression. Hold your cupcakes, Scott.

That's not bad. Hey, guys. It's me, Chris, again. How many names do you think you can get it in, Chris? I will say five. I will say five. I'll just go down the line and play the game properly. I will say five.

Strong, smart bid. Kate McHughie's here, you guys. A.K.A. Oates. What's up? Oates. What's going on, Kate? Oh, not much. I have this poster.

Do you want me to say who it is? Yeah, who's that you're paying for? Is your name Bud? Tim. Tim. Oh, okay. So I just thought because I said, hey, Bud. Fast Tim's at Ridgemont High.

I didn't read it. Hey, that's pretty good, Tim. It does also say, hey, Bud, let's party on it. So you did read some of it. I don't know about that. Is your name Party? For me, I'm Eugene Levy. Hey, Scott.

I think if Scott really met Eugene Levy, he would think it was an imposter. You're my friend Chris Hardwick, aren't you? Nope. What'd you bring for the bag, Kate? Oh, I brought two Garfunkel Notes CDs, and I made a little drawing, and I brought a red and green Garfunkel Notes later for Christmas, and buttons.

It says on it the little, what'd you call it? I don't know, it's just drawing on a little... Yeah, but it's, you know, it's hangable. It's ready to hang. And it says on the back of those movies, Christmas 2013 and Kate Micucci.

And you wrote, I hung up the mistletoe and now I'm just waiting. And it's a girl just waiting. Just waiting. It's really... It's the saddest thing

I've seen. It's just waiting. Just waiting. I drew it when I was on the phone right before I got here. So, yeah. Just waiting. I drew it when I was on the phone right before I got here. So, yeah. Merry Christmas.

Have you been to the movies? No, but I did go to a marionette theater this morning. Close enough. Right? It's like a movie, but marionettes. In real life. It's a movie, but strings.

Yeah. Strings attached. Did you enjoy it? It was awesome. Have you been to the Bob Baker Marionette Theater? Oh, no, they do some cool stuff over there. So cool. You know, for children.

But yeah, I'll check it out sometime. Literally, the puppets will sit in your lap and sing to you. It's crazy. Those aren't puppets. How much they charge for those dances. It's so. Those aren't puppets. How much do they charge for those dances? It's so worth it. The puppet would like to meet you in the champagne room. Honestique.

So, how many names do you think you can get this in? Where are we at? Five names. You know, I'll just say four. Why not? Sure, why not? It's called winning the game. Pass the buck.

Josh Molina is here, everybody. Hi, Doug. Two years running. You were here last year? I was. Yeah, yeah. Sick last year. No, that was the year before, I believe. And you just didn't come at all? This is the third one. You've been here last year? I was. Yeah, yeah. Sick last year. No, that was the year before, I believe.

And you just didn't come at all? This is the third one. You've been here every year? I'm glowing in health. Yes. Okay. From the very popular

program Scandal. Woo-hoo! You're probably everybody's favorite character on that thing, right? I think so. Yeah.

Of all the characters, you have the sexiest lips, I'd say. Right? That black lady, she's alright. She's cute too. Yeah, she's okay. And

who are you playing for? I'm playing for Sarah, the lovely Jewess in the first row. I forgot to ask Kate if she had any plugs real quick. You got anything you want to... Merry Christmas. Oh yeah, okay. You got that in want to... Merry Christmas. Oh, yeah, okay. You got that in the first time. That's hers.

Christmas is hers. She does have something. I should say that Ricky and I are working on making the Garfunkel Notes TV show, which will be out next year. Yay! Yeah. Do I get that time back? No, but you could put your poster in the bag and

tell us what it is. This is Sarah's poster that she gave me. What did you put in the bag? Nothing. I brought what I'm calling the ABC Variety Pack. I have the complete fourth season of Castle. I signed it as Nathan Fillion. Paul F. Tompkins

signed it as himself. I also brought no please don't even I brought two little the art department at Scandal takes old script pages and makes little notebooks

out of them I brought two of those Olivia Pope and Associates look at that it's in the bag I brought notepads and the show is probably in reruns currently and coming back in January?

Coming back February 27th. But they don't show reruns of that show, right? Because it's too serialized? They show it on BET. Thanks for laughing. Thank you for laughing at Black Entertainment Television. I think it makes sense. Yeah, it's's early syndication.

For which I've received nothing thus far. Alright, well, keep us posted on that. Because it's not J-E-T. Have you... Oh, Graham. Have you, um... You're welcome. Have you been to the cinema?

I saw Saving Mr. Banks. You like? You know, after about 15 minutes, I was pretty sure they were going to make Mary Poppins. Spoiler alert! It was not as suspenseful as I hoped. But my dear friend Bradley Whitford was in it.

I wish his neck had been in the movie as well. He's a beleaguered writer of Mary Poppins, the movie. And B.J. Novak. Jason Schwartzman. They play the songwriting brothers. Sounds like a lot of Jews. A lot of Jews.

Oh, I'm sorry. But, yeah. It's in syndication on JET. From the trailers, I just feel like, oh, this woman is very hard to deal with, but ultimately

they will prevail over her. Well, again, I don't want to spoil the movie for you, but ultimately they will prevail. Yeah, it just seems like that movie with

Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand in a car all over again. Yes. I was going to see that, but I was afraid it would be like being in a movie with Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand in a car all over again. Yes. I was going to see that, but I was afraid it would be like being in a car with Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand. Yeah. He's got a dainty laugh. So how many names do you think you can get this year? I don't know.

I feel like I'm right on the cusp. The only times I ever go deep in this game is by passing and saying numbers. But I feel like I'm right on the cusp. The only times I ever go deep in this game is by passing and saying numbers, but I feel like I'm going to get challenged. I'm going to just go for it, and I'm going to challenge Kate. Oh. I also, I did valet park,

and I feel like I should get to my car. Not a crowd-pleasing decision. I didn't realize it was such a bad neighborhood, and I kind of wanted to get to my car. Wait, this is a bad neighborhood? Seems alright. Code word, not enough Jews. Not a word, not a word.

What do you give, four names? I think so, yeah, four names. I mean seven. No, yeah. Well, thank you for being here. Yeah, it was really great, everyone. I like to guess what's going to happen. Yeah, I think you're right on this one.

Two and a half stars. Okay. Yeah, right. And the lead character is childlike, I believe I said. This movie is occasionally funny and warm. And your four names are Kim Coates, Mark Andre Grondin. That's not three names. That's just one.

Eugene Levy, the aforementioned. That's me! What's up, Chris? And Lev Schreiber, Liev Schreiber. Liev Schreiber. Oh, man. Is your fourth name. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Okay. Any idea? The Christmas miracle. Yeah, I don't know. It would truly be one if you got the answer right. I'm so sorry to have to say goodbye to you first. But hang out and, you know, enjoy.

I'll be in the green room. Let's hang out, everyone. Yeah, there's going to be a party in the green room. I'm just going to get the party started. Someone will be joining you very soon. But this motion picture, I just saw it recently, and I think it's great. Two and a half stars is not accurate.

It's called Goon. And, yeah, Eugene Levy plays Sean William Scott's dad. And if you haven't seen it, it's one of my... Are we just going to do movies no one's heard of? Yeah, this is all about me just telling people about movies that they haven't seen that

are amazing. It is a hockey movie, Sam. Wait your turn. Speak when spoken to. Let's say goodbye to Kate McCucci, everybody. I hate to see her go. Yeah, that was tragic. We need that kind of sunshine out here.

I know, right? Because Christmas can get dark with all these brohames. Indeed. Greg Proops is here, everybody. Hello, America. Hello, everyone. Who are America. Hello, everyone. Who are you playing for, Greg? Steph Brothers.

Steph Brothers. Instead of Step Brothers, he changed the DVD. Yeah, there's a lot of elaborate offerings tonight. Scott's got a tray of cupcakes, and Mark has a nuclear accelerator and I have a simple DVD case that has a couple of words transposed. And I think that's really taking it home. Nice choice. Is this

your way of saying you don't plan on winning this evening? No, I'm just keeping it real. Okay. As I say, I parked in a very dastardly neighborhood and I've never valet parked in LA ever Because I'm down with the peeps Dastardly

Just like oil can hats and long mustaches What did you bring for the prize bag, Greg? I live in a collective And each day we forge CDs out of lead, and one of them happened to be my CD, Proop Sticks End. Perfect. A lot of honest people died to make that. I'm very excited.

I'm going to do one of your plugs for you right now. Go on. Because on Sunday night, as part of the Greg Proop's Film Club, you are going to show the classic Peter Bogdanovich motion picture, What's Up, Doc, at CineFamily here in Los Angeles. It's on like Grey Poupon, everybody. On Sunday night, I'm going to be there for sure to watch that and hang out and nerd out about that movie,

because that's one of my favorites. It's wicked funny, and I invite everyone, within the sound of my voice, It's wicked funny and I invite everyone within the sound of my voice to beat cheeks to LA as swiftly as possible to attend this

fine cinematic offering. What else you got coming up? You got a big New Year's Eve show? I'm in San Francisco at the Punchline and we're shooting

His Line again next year. It's in its 455th season. We started in Kinescope on the Dumont Network. We've been rolling right along.

It's been fantastic. Dave Garroway was the first special guest on the show. It's Aisha Tyler yelling at everybody? Joan Rivers now. Oh, what? We changed. No, I'm joking. It's Aisha.

Of course it is. We've been on a long time. We're on steam-powered LaserDisc if you want to buy one of the older. I'm joking, of course, but thank you for being so fucking quiet, assholes. Jesus fucking Christ, I'm as vital as a

tangerine. They're pacing themselves, Greg. It's a long show. I promise you that the nerds in the audience were like, steam-powered laser? And everyone just got a fucking boner just hearing that phrase. Yeah, they kind of did. How do you think Eugene Levy reacted to the news? I wouldn't know. I'm Chris Hardwick.

Points! Thank you. Thank you. Greg, you get to tell us a movie you've seen recently? I saw, what's the one with Matt Damon and Jodie Foster doing this really weird accent? Elysium? Yeah. But why is Jodie Foster talking that way?

I don't know what she was doing. If anyone saw Elysium, it's about the park that's near Dodger Stadium here in Los Angeles. And all the rich people in the world live there. And you have to be Mexican and angry. And it's really cool. And Matt Damon's bald and gay. I don't know what was happening. But anyway, Jodie Foster plays the Secretary of Defense.

What I said was, Jodie Foster plays the Secretary of Defense. And she's from the country of England. Britain, the city of Europe is where she's from. She talks like this through the whole movie. Wait, wait, was that Eugene Levy? Was that Eugene Levy's voice for a second?

Yes, it was. And Veruca Salt. I want a Noopaloopa now. You get to pick a category, Greg. Okay, I'll take The Crime Within. Oh, it came from within.

With Eugene Levy. No, he doesn't get a pick. Sam was all over that. I'll take Sunshine, Lollipops, and other things. We're just going to take the next one that's randomly loaded up, and it's from someone on Twitter that calls themselves El Futlosofo.

El Futlosofo. Those are delicious. They come in a tiny box. And the category is also difficult to pronounce. The category is Snow Day. What? Snow Day. And that's because it's movies that take place at night,

and there's little or snow day. It's movies with snow day in them. Wow. That premise has been beaten so thin I can see through it. It's movies with Snow day in there Wow That premise has been Beaten so thin I can see through it Snow day? For real?

Snow day yeah So this movie takes place Mostly or entirely At night Two and a half stars From Mr. Malton He says That this movie

What's happening? What year is it? Oh 1985 And he says that this movie, what's happening? What year is it? Oh, 1985. And he says that, he says how much you enjoy this will depend on how much you identify with the lead character, which seems like a criticism one could slop on anything. criticism one could slop on anything. And he also says that this movie has some bizarre experiences.

Yeah, two and a half stars. And he lists 11 names. How many names did he get it in? Mr. Proops. Who's the star of this movie, Doug? Who's the director? Are you trying to trick me? Biding my time until fortune favors me. How many names were there? You could just take them all.

You could just say 11 names. I'll start with 11. You should be safe. No, no, I'll start with 11. I don't think Scott would challenge that. I can name this picture in 11 names. Okay. Scott Aukerman is here, you guys.

Hello, America! And who are you playing for? I'm playing for Carrie, who gave us 12 cupcakes, because there's 12 contestants, and they all have movie posters sticking in them. And I wanted to ask, are these your favorite movies, or just movies? Some of and I wanted to ask are these your favorite movies or just movies? Some of my favorite. Some of your favorite movies. So we have

Moon, There Will Be Blood, Murder Ball, Doctor Strangelove, Sunshine, Hannah, Moby Dick, if you know what I mean. Awesome. This is really impressive and so I want to invite the panel to partake of cupcakes now.

Right now? Yeah, if anyone wants one. If anyone wants one. Let's see how many takers there are. I think you should hold that tray of cupcakes for the entire three-hour show. Because you chose to pick those cupcakes. So I really think you should hold them the whole time. The signs aren't edible?

Signs? interesting enough, was not a slacker. No! Which movie went with which cupcake? God damn it! Mine tastes like moon. They'll be right here for anyone who wants to partake. People are going crazy.

People are going crazy over those. They look like they're kind of warmed up a little bit. From the hot lights. Yeah, yeah. What'd you bring for the prize bag? I have a t-shirt. We only have a few left of these, but it's a Gary Marshall Please Call Me Gary

t-shirt. Excellent. With the likeness of Paul F. Tompkins, who could not be here tonight. Yeah, Paul was a little under the weather, but last night, because of Paul's connections to Gary Marshall, we were able to get him for the movie interruption of New Year's Eve. Oh, wow. So that was really fun, because I thought that movie was terrible, but when Gary Marshall

explained why it's so funny, it was quite enjoyable. Very good. Yeah, you just got to let go and just let it flow over you, basically. What have you seen lately, Scott? I did see the porn version of Inside Llewyn Davis. It was Inside Llewyn Davis. But other than that, nothing. Was the music just as good?

It's kind of echoey. Oh! is good. It's kind of echoey. We all know Llewyn Davis has a cavernous asshole. Scott, do you have any plugs? Yeah, Comedy Bang Bang

season finale this Friday. Our special Christmas episode. Thank you. And then we're back in the spring. Yeah.

Strangely, they're only applauding that they just wanted that one more. They were so good. Oh, you're making more out. We were really hoping to be done with it. But Scott will regenerate into Peter Capaldi,

so it's a very big deal. All right. I'm not even nerdy enough for that. Wasn't he the drummer for Jefferson Airplane? No, he is the 12th Doctor. Sorry, that was Jim. I thought he was the 13th Doctor. Chris, is he the 13th or the 12th? He's the 12th. I thought he was the 13th doctor. Chris, is he the 13th or the 12th?

He's the 12th. I thought he was the 12th. But, exactly! The war doctor steps outside the doctor line. The 10th doctor, still the 10th doctor, 11th doctor, still the 11th doctor, Peter, Paul, the 12th doctor, fucking guys in the face.

He was, he was, that was a question I learned that I knew would set off nerds. I don't care either way. Nerds and those of us who beat us up in school. Get that microphone away from Graham. Graham. How many, Scott?

Well, I could probably do it in negative one names. Oh, look at you. I think. I don't know. Are you trying to get out of here with your cupcakes? Yeah, I want all these for myself. By the way, it has to go to the next person. The cupcakes, by the way. But you for myself. Do it. Yeah, so. By the way, it has to go to the next person.

The cupcakes, by the way. But you're saying negative one? Negative one, yeah. Okay. Oh, here we go. Lock it up. Wait, just so I'm clear, that means if he gets challenged,

he has to give a name and the title, right? That's what that means? The top-billed name, yeah. And Mike Furman has something to say about the cupcakes. They're really good. You guys are crazy. They're really, like, homemade, excellent, good cupcakes.

Are they gluten-free? This is Los Angeles. I'm out. Negative one glutens. So, yeah, Kevin, what do you think about that? Let's talk to you first though Let's get all your info

Who are you playing for? Let's do that Let's delay my exit as long as possible Because someone has figured out what movie it is It might come to you while we chat Yeah, let's chat for a while Who are you playing for? I am playing for the biggest slacker

in the room. Not counting all the people who brought nothing. So this would be nothing plus one. He brought a copy of Pulp Fiction and taped a piece of paper with his name

over Pulp Fiction. His name is Paul. fiction and taped a piece of paper with his name over pulp fiction. His name is Paul. Paul Fiction. And I looked, and by the way, those of you who noticed, I did look at every single, I was so late grabbing, I was the last one, because I wanted to take all the efforts in and I thought, no, no. Let's go with the least amount of effort. Yeah, he got here late too because he's in the back.

But still better than everyone else who didn't bring it. It's true. I wanted to give this person credit for that. I'm shocked anybody would not bring a name tag with this. Paul Fiction. Amazing bag of crap someone's going to go home with. Paul Fiction. Paul Fiction.

Well, maybe the guy's... That's who I'm losing for. If his last name was really Fiction, would you have more respect for that name tag? No. What's your last name, sir? Swan. Swan? Swan. No. What's your last name, sir? Swan. Swan? Swan.

Jesus. Such pride. He didn't get his ass beat for that name ever. Why didn't you get a copy of Black Swan? My favorite year. Or my favorite year if Sam is yelling because he knows everything. Knowing that Peter O'Toole just died. It all could have worked out so much better for you, Paul.

What did you bring for the bag, Kevin? I brought an autographed copy of my one and only book called How I Slept My Way to the Middle. Great book. Is there any way to get an unsigned copy? Yes, $2 on eBay. $2.

Okay, so pass that down. We'll put it in the bag. There you go. There we go. And then have you been to the movies lately? I just saw American Hustle. Yeah. You like that?

At a motion picture theater. I think it's the one to beat. It's extraordinary. Why aren't you in that one? I said no. I don't make all the right decisions. But I do like to say no. You haven't seen Wolf of Wall Street, have you?

I did miss that. When you do, because you did Actually take part In the motion picture Casino Technically Yeah you were there It just to me It's Casino and Goodfellas All over again

And I couldn't be Happier about it Oh that's That's actually A great review Because I like Both of those films Yeah I do too

And it's the same Like at one point By the way I could say That also about American Hustle That it's It really is David O. Russell's Scorsese movie.

Wildly inspired. Not a rip-off. I really did love it. Love it, love it, love it. Cool. And what do you got to plug this evening? I directed a documentary about famous funny fuckers called Misery Loves Comedy. A few of the people on this very

stage are in the damn thing. The rest said no. The few of the people on this very stage are in the damn thing. The rest said no. The rest of the people on the stage... Wait, did the two actors just raise their hands? The rest of the people on the stage did not reply. No. So yeah, we're editing now. Also, I technically might have just joined

the cast of Mom, the Allison Janney, Anna Farrow show. It's a surprise that I just gave away. Is it possible, instead of losing right now, I could point out that Scott said there were a dozen, 12 cupcakes, and there were, in fact, 17. Could that save me from losing right now? Could that save me from losing right now? No, it bought you a few seconds that I'm going to regrettably cut out of the show because it's a waste of everybody's time.

But what do you think about Scott's negative one bit? I think he figured out what the movie was and that's the perfect way to let me know that I was fucked. All right. Well, do you want to do a little quick walk-in before you leave? Yeah. do like a little quick walk-in before you leave?

Anyone who says I can name it in negative one. Eugene Levy! Yes. This is Christopher Walken doing Eugene Levy. Hi! She's a mermaid. I went deep. I went deep. hi she's a mermaid

I went deep I went deep I went deep I went deep I went deep yeah so if you can name it a negative one name I you know

I've got to know the film and I I have three in my mind so I guess I could just take a stab at one because I know he knows I'll be sad to see either of you go

yeah well I've got a little Makuchi backstreet take a stab at one because I know he knows. I'll be sad to see either of you go. Yeah, well, I've got a little Makuchi backstreet. So, I can't wait for Scott to know. Kate, run! Get out of here!

I was talking to somebody else. It's not, it was not, Kate Makuchi, run! Kate Blanchett. Kate Blanchett. Kate Maguchi, run! Kate Blanchett. Kate Blanchett, yeah. So I have no choice but to challenge

Scott to go ahead and win and I'll enjoy seeing you all on Happy Holidays. Name that movie, Scott. I may not know this. All right, well,

you need a name and the top bill. Sam Levine's doing a dance because people get mad when he plays this little routine where he pretends to I know. Sam Levine's doing a dance because people get mad when he plays this little, this little routine where he pretends to not know

and then. I honestly may not know this. I think I have the ear. That's going to sound so weird on the podcast. That is the weirdest statement to applaud. Kevin was just bowing again.

Listeners. And he's out the door. He's very confident in you. You left, wow, so I don't even have to name it. You don't. All right, see you then. Let's just move on. All right.

What is it? Is it after hours? Yeah, we need a top-billed person also. Yes, but Griffin Dunn. We don't say yes as we go. Okay, Griffin Dunn. That's correct. Thank you.

Alright, thank you Gabe for grabbing that chair so quickly. I was impressed. By the way, I just spoke into my beer can as if it was a mic. I was like, why isn't this thing working? There's a lot of liquid on the stage if someone...

So hand me the mic so I get electrocuted. Thanks. Sorry, Allison. Did Kevin leave his name tag around somewhere for the shithead that's on the back?

Or did he just run out? I think he took it with him. He just stole the DVD. He was so impressed with Pulp Fiction. He just wanted a copy of Pulp Fiction. It's kind of easily gettable. Because, you know, he needs to watch that to work on his walking impression.

In my ass. So, who was it that he was playing for? Pulp. Pulp Fiction. Where is he, playing for? Paul. All fiction. Where is he? I mean, where is Paul? In France. Paul didn't leave, did he?

Yeah, could you, did you write a shit in on the back of that thing? Yeah. Yeah, you did, that he just left with. So what you need to do is find him backstage and get it back and bring it to me. Go.

Hardwick's on it. Knock on the door first. Hardwick's on the mission. Forget it. Hardwick's going to do it. I can't have any fun. I don't make people do things. Allison Hayslip is here,

everybody. Yay! Praying I don't get electrocuted. What are you doing these days? What's going on? I walked in tonight. I wasn't used to this hair color. I know. I've been a chameleon this year. Most people don't recognize me anymore until they hear me talk. I wasn't used to this hair color. I know. I've been a chameleon this year. Most people don't recognize me anymore until they hear me talk.

I think it's pronounced comedian. That too. I'm a funny lizard. Who thought? Love your stuff on Geico. All right, Hat Club. We are the Hat Club. What are you doing?

What's going on? The Morning After, still. People watch that on Hulu. Apparently no one here does. Yeah, there you go. What is that? Like it's a web series where you take a bunch of pills? Yep, exactly.

And I try to get pregnant every night. And then the next morning, I'm fine. It's cool. Who are you playing for today? Casey. Which I think this is supposed to be Snickers, like a Snickers Casey bar instead of a Snickers candy bar. That is my guess. That's what they were going for?

Also, I believe that this is the biggest Snickers bar. I think this is one Snickers bar. That's ridiculous. It's one. Yeah. It's the biggest Snickers bar I've ever seen. That Snickers bar is so big, it could turn 10 Robin Williams into 10 black coaches.

It's a slice and share. Wait, you said you put your shit in on the back, Paul Fiction. It fell off, I guess. It fell off? Oh, Lord. That's what you get for taping shit on. Come down here and just write it on the back of Kate McEuchie's big poster.

And take back your movie. While he's doing that, can I just point out that Allison like 48 hours ago just got back from Afghanistan. I did. Yeah. That's true. That's actually part of my stuff that I'm giving away tonight. How's the Taliban stuff going, by the way?

It's good? Let me tell you. They were like, you guys are going to be perfectly fine. The base hasn't been attacked in three days. Three days ago, they got attacked. I just got back from Echo Park, all y'all. Yeah, there you are. Three days ago they got attacked I just got back from Echo Park I hear Afghanistan is dastardly This time of year

And the people Darling I'm just gonna hang on to this Sorry guys Where were we? Have you seen any movies lately Allison? Oh yeah I'm just going to hang on to this. Sorry, guys. Where were we? Have you seen any movies lately, Allison? Oh, yeah.

While I was on... I just did a USO tour. That's why I was in Afghanistan. And I was on... You weren't looking for timeshares? No, no. Oh, okay. It's actually a very pretty country. You'd be surprised.

No, no, I was in Kabul. It's fucking beautiful. If you weren't scared of death. It's great. Love it. But I logged literally 48 hours of flight time in one week. So I watched a lot of screeners. And I watched 12 Years a Slave, Dallas Buyers Club, and Lone Survivor.

Those are so fun on a plane. Try watching Lone Survivor on your way to Afghanistan. Try that one. I watched those movies on planes. I just laughed. And I pointed at the screen and look at everybody. Look at how AIDS-y he is. Graham!

He was really AIDS-y. And what? He's still a little AIDS-y in Wolf of Wall Street. He didn't get back out to full McConaughey? Yeah, yeah, he's half AIDS-y. Yeah. I guess they justify it because his character does a lot of coke, so I guess it sort of makes sense.

Oh, Paul, I mean... Thank God. Scott Arkman's back with some paper towels. Scott towels. Chris Hardwick, ladies and gentlemen. Chris Hardwick. Did I ask you all the important questions, Allison? You haven't taken my stuff yet.

Yeah, what'd you bring for the bag? Okay, so because I haven't written a book or have an album or remembered to get something from my house before I left today, this is what I had in my car. Like I said, I just came back from a USO tour, so this is my USO badge that was on my luggage, and it says Hayslip. And I signed it, so it's worth nothing, but you can have that. And then I also stole a sheet of Plants vs. Zombies 2 stickers from the Nerdist office.

Don't tell Chris Hardwick. And one's already been taken out, so that's what you get. What if Eugene Levy tells Chris Hardwick? That could happen, because I don't think Chris would believe him. He'd be like, I'm looking in a mirror. All we want to do is eat your brains. That was Eugene Levy singing the Plants vs. Zombies song. It's a stretch.

I hope those stickers weren't important. Allison, you get the next category. Okay. And this one is called... The Rapists. It was sent in by... It was sent in by it was sent in by at movie script life

and the category is Baby It's Cold Outside and that of course is movies where an infant is left on a doorstep Baby It's Cold Outside and

you get to pick from a dazzling array of years. Would you like a movie where a baby gets left on his doorstep from 1980, 1988, or 2006? 88. Interesting choice. Three stars from Leonard

Maltin. He calls this movie from 1988, Rollicking. And he also says about this movie that it's a bit intense at times for the youngsters at whom it's targeted. Yeah, it's targeted at youngsters, according to Leonard. Again, it's three stars, and a baby gets left on a doorstep. And Leonard lists eight names.

How many names do you think you can get it in? I'm going to take eight. Going big. Smart play. Who's next to you? Hello. Oh, that guy. I wonder if the whole audience has been sitting here going, who the fuck does

that guy think he is sitting there in his hoodie not being famous and shit. One of these things is not like the other in his hoodie, not being famous and shit. Well, in my head, it's one of these things. It's not like the other is playing over and over and over. But Sean Sacame is here, you guys. And he is here. One other time, he bid in an auction.

I think it was back when Scott Ackerman was running some holiday auctions. He bid to have a seat on Douglas Movies. And he came on on and we've been friendly ever since. And then he bid again during the podcast-a-thon which some of us participated in over Thanksgiving weekend. And he won another

seat on Douglas Movies. Accidentally this time. Accidentally. He was trying to drive up the bidding and then it stopped at his $1,800 bid. $1,800?. $1,800? Yeah, I know Chris only charged you $1,000 but... Sean Valais' car.

Okay. I took the bus here. So that's a very generous donation and so I thought, why not have you on the episode where if somebody cancels, I might not have 12 guests. I want to make sure I have 12 guests.

Are you kidding me? It's worth it just sitting next to Jon Hamm. Well, let's not spoil it for the listeners. They don't know who you're sitting next to. I said Scott Aukerman, right? Well, they know you're not sitting next to him. Okay. So, Sean,

what do you like to plug? Do you want to plug something? No. What did you bring for the bag? I saw you have a bunch of DVDs. Yeah, I got a bunch of DVDs. He likes to participate. He likes to be like a real guest. I kind of was just clearing out my DVDs, stuff I have Blu-rays of or Christmas movies or just something I don't want.

So, there's a bunch of DVDs for the winner. Alright. Wait, I'm sorry. You don't want the Matrix? I got that on Blu-ray, or Christmas movies or just something I don't want. So there's a bunch of DVDs for the winner. Wait, I'm sorry. You don't want The Matrix? I got that on Blu-ray, so you know. Upgrade! Everybody, pick one that you want to keep. I also want to point out that he's a copy of Saved that he kept from Blockbuster.

If you're going to steal a movie, it might as well be religious in nature. It's a thing that used to happen called Blockbuster, Greg. Oh, there's even a receipt inside. You're really doing this on the straight and narrow. And I'll take Four Christmases because I like the part with Jon Favreau. You're really doing this on the straight and narrow. I'll take four Christmases because I like the part with Jon Favreau.

That scene's really funny. We're putting them all in the bag? All in the bag. That's what we're doing? Okay. What else do we have to ask you, Sean? A movie you've seen lately. The last movie I saw was Catching Fire. I thought it was really good.

I did not like the first one, but I thought this one was really good. Can I ask you a question, Sean, before we go any further? Please. Are you 11? Only from the waist down. That's a Hunger Games movie, right? Yeah, but he tried to make it sound cool by just saying Catching Fire.

Well, isn't that like a Harry Potter movie or whatever? You know, Greg, there's plenty of adults that enjoy both of those series. There's plenty of adults who need to grow the fuck up. What's wrong with Harry Potter movies? Whatever. What's wrong with them, Mr. Proops?

Ivarna Gadevra! Ivarna Gadevra! Ivarna Gadevra! Proops is like a name that would be in a young adult novel. New defense against the dark arts professor is Gregory Proops. I am in Blutarch

Proops, the new game master. Game keeper, whatever the fuck they call it. Sean. Yes. What are you going to bid? Seven names, Doug. Nice. He came to play. I hope he takes down this whole thing.

Then I'm definitely keeping four Christmases. John Hamm is here, you guys. Hi, Doug. John Hamm is here you guys yeah hi Doug what you doing man? waiting who you playing for? I'm playing for

let's call him Joe and Katie oh a double act nice couple's gonna win this they photocopied a thing off the internet of arguably one of my favorite movies,

Joe vs. the Volcano. It's a great movie. Brain Cloud. Orange Soda. So, yeah, and they did the right thing, and they wrote things on the back, and it's all good. Good job, guys.

You followed the instructions. And you picked my favorite movie. So, two good things. I would love to see you in a remake of that. Called? Don Draper

versus the volcano. You're welcome. That doesn't work without me helping you. He would smooth talk that volcano. Sorry to interrupt. I'm playing for Leslie, by the way. Just wanted to get that volcano. Sorry to interrupt. I'm playing for Leslie, by the way.

Just wanted to get that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course. You're a professional. Good job, Sean. Sean knows how this works. Well played. He's having a cocktail.

He's got it all worked out. Smoked a little weed backstage. It was nice. He's fully trending. Have you been to the movies lately, John? I saw Inside Llewellyn Davis. And what I saw was not pretty. No, I very much enjoyed it.

I thought it was a great movie. I didn't recognize that guy, the lead actor, Isaac. You probably did because you're probably familiar with my work, Sucker Punch. That's right. That's what I mean. That I started him with. I finally realized he's the guy from Sucker Punch. Yes. right. That's what I mean. I finally realized he's the guy from Sucker Punch.

Yes. I'm kind of the guy from Sucker Punch, too. Weren't there only girls in Sucker Punch? Mostly girls. And me and Oscar. He's like the bad guy that's giving these girls a hard time when he should be just enjoying that they're there. I'm kind of the bad guy, too. I like that you called

murdering giving him a hard time hey you quit murdering those gals it was PG-13 a guy rides a tight ship and you got stuff coming out that we could look for season 7.1

of Mad Men will come out in April at some point we're currently shooting and yeah 7.1 of Mad Men will come out in April. At some point, we're currently shooting. And yeah, no, that's about it. Do you have a special episode planned for Easter Sunday,

4-20, April 20th? I think you know we do because we've contacted you to be in it. Spoiler alert. I didn't get that call. Well, you might have just forgotten. Yeah. be in it. Spoiler alert. I didn't get that call. You might have just forgotten.

How many names do you think you can get this thing in? What are we on? Six? Twelve? Which one? Seven. You said seven? Well, I'll say six. But I also have a bunch of shit to give away. Oh, that's right. I have a bag of stuff. You brought a ton of stuff. Stuff. You know, from the TV show I'm on, Sesame Street. Oh, is the Vincent Cartizer puppet in there?

An Elmo iPad cover. And clear history. And the thing I narrated for the St. Louis Cardinals World Series Championship of 2011. Oh, I'll take that. And the hat

that goes along with it and whoever fucking booed I hope you win this. And Oscar the Grouch. You think the guy you're playing for just booed? Sesame Street spoofs.

Anyway, it's a bunch of Sesame Street shit. That has literally been sitting in my office since before Elmo got incarcerated. Oh, what? Accused. I don't know. It was weird. We did a scene together. He was cool with me.

I mean, his head was just at your waist level, right? He was working the puppet at the time, wasn't he? I just might be too old. You've lost it. Still going for the newsies look, though. Here you go, Doug. Oh, yeah, pass it down. Thank you very much.

So, yeah. So what are we on? Seven names? I'm going to say six names, Doug. Okay. What was the clue? Where were we with that? Oh, man, that's a good question.

Just so we can refresh. 1988, Baby Left on a Doorstep. Baby on a Doorstep. Harrowing or riveting? It was a bit intense at times for the youngsters at whom it's targeted. There was a word, though. And he also called it rollicking. Rollicking.

Yeah, I'm going to stick with six. That's a fun Leonard Maltin word. Can I pass this along now to Graham? Yes, Graham Elwood is here, you guys. Hello! Take control, UCB theater. Take control of your improv.

What did you bring for the prize bag? John just goes, was that a Hunger Games thing? Oh, that's Bane. Excuse me. If you remember the latest Dark Knight movie.

That doesn't look like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I'm going to adjust your games, Katniss. I'll Bane mash up the fuck out of something. Name a movie and I'll do a Bane from it.

May good fortune fall in your favor is that what she says in that movie something like that yeah i'm not 11. the odds are ever in your favor i'm 11. be the ball danny you have to be the ball Be the ball, Danny. You have to be the ball. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, Billy. Billy Baru. Billy Baru. E.T. phone. Oh. These aren't the drawings you're looking for. You built a time machine out of a DeLorean? DeLorean?

You built a time machine out of a DeLorean? Where we're going, we don't need roads. Luke, are you far? It's like a new game. By the way, I do have verifiable evidence that Eddie Vedder is Bane. What? Never in the same place at the same time. Weird how when Gotham was having all that shit,

Pearl Jam was having a tour right on the same part of the country. Fucking weird, man. Look it up. Where is that fictional city? Over by the... Near Springfield, where the Simpsons... Jersey. Didn't they finally say Gotham was in New Jersey

Sure Yep Am I the only one Who reads this Okay never mind What's up New Jersey Thank you Sam

Jeremy spoke I feel like we're Drifting a little bit here It's four in the morning I'm starving Does anyone want To get breakfast You can have

Chris's chips. There's 48 cupcakes right in front of you. 14. Graham, what'd you bring for the prize, baby? Well, first I brought a shirt courtesy of the good people of the Stoy merchandise that says, Graham Elwood, two-time 12-guess-a-Christmas champion.

Oh, no. And then it says, 3-Petent-13. And then it says 3P13. We'll see how that shakes out. Yeah, good luck with that. I know, I got fucked. And then I brought a Comedy Film Nerds Guide to Movies.

One of you have. Doug wrote the foreword. And then I brought the hottest band in show business right now, a Whistling Banes concert shirt. They've got some great tours coming up. Aren't they out there on the Nobody Wants Us tour? No, they're playing the Rose Bowl, Wembley Stadium.

They just got booked at the Super Bowl halftime. They're doing the International Space Station, and then they're doing Friar Tuck's Bar on Broadway just south of Belmont, Chicago. So that's going to be a sweet gig. That'll be an acoustic set. Have you been to the cinema lately, Mr. Comedy Film Nerd? Yes, I saw Inside Llewyn Davis,

I saw American Hustle, and I had to go see The Hobbit. Oh, you didn't? You didn't take that? Well, I would never see that movie but we were doing on comedy filmers we were doing

a spoiler episode and Chris Mancini and Jackie Cation they were like oh we can't wait to watch the Glebe Norbs chase the Ming Bo and I had to fucking

I had to watch that god damn bullshit did you say the Glebe Norbs what the fuck ever orcs they're not aliens. Yeah, I know. I love getting Tolkien nerds.

It's actually a court grab. The thing I said, though, I go, when they were nerding out, I go, oh, this is, I understand now when people have to listen to me talk about Batman in any capacity, this is how they feel.

And I'm like, actually, no, he would never bring Vicky Vale into the Batcave. They would never have it. That's fucking stupid. Which is true. He never would. Let's cut the bullshit. What are your plugs? You have ten seconds.

You plug more than me. I will be headlining the Irvine Improv December 27th and 28th. Come on out, Irvine. Orange curtain. We're doing a live comedy film, nerds, in Honolulu, Hawaii, January 9th. And I've got a bunch of other tour dates,

some with Doug and some of myself. Just go to GrahamElla.com, my Twitter, Facebook, all that, and then the Film Nerds Podcast. Well, it's been great having you here, Graham. I know. What are you going to do with the current bidding? Jonathan Hamm bid six, if I'm correct.

Behind me, oh, I'm in a Mad Men sandwich. Delicious, drunky, cigarette-y sandwich philandering. Look who. There's nothing like a philandering sandwich.

Whoa. Oh, I'm the first guy to point that out about? Okay. Tell us that you tuned in. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm the first guy to point that out about... Okay. Tell us that you tuned in. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, they are moving into the civil rights era. Tuned in.

Moving into the civil rights era. I was going to name my band, if not the Whistling Bands, it would have been Don Draper's Liver. Or their Roger Sterling samplers but is this like a goodbye speech you're making um I remember the first actually this is the farewell address this is the fourth time we've done this not the third Scott won the first one then I won two and three and this is the fourth one fourth annual yeah it says right here third annual I wrote it down I still feel like we're drifting a little bit here.

Even though he's being very specific about what's happened on the show the last 18 years. This is a stall. I do want to say that Boy Interrupted is an actual movie. Right, but Leaf Garrett had nothing to do with it. Leaf Garrett is an amazing one. He's an American treasure. All right, I'm going to go, I will go five names.

All right. Rich Summer is here, you guys. Hello. Thank you, Brian. Patiently waiting, rarely yelling out nonsense. Oh, just watching it all unfold. Yeah.

Crazy. Thanks for being here for the... Graham's got a name tag. Oh, Graham's got a, man, my name tag! The name tag is Ryan! It's two big Reese's pieces. They're huge, and he wrote a nice shithead on the back. What is with the large format candy bars, by the way?

Don't question it. What is the opposite of fun size? Just choke on that. Oh, my gosh! It's a moon pie! Fucking just shove that in your mouth and die. That is a bagel-sized Reese's peanut butter cup

that no one should ever eat. Yeah, just put peanut butter inside a bagel. My grandma's now going to tweet. And by that, I mean rub on his cock until he ejaculates right next to me. That's when you twerk with a chocolate candy.

That's what tweeting is. I feel like we've gained focus. Fuck off. Someone at home is laughing, you cocksuckers. I felt like we were drifting for a minute until John said ejaculate on Reese's peanut butter cup. Then I felt like everything had coalesced a little bit. Now we're at a diamond-like point. Greg, I knew you were here, so I knew it would... Hi.

Welcome to the fifth annual Doug Loves Movies. Came around the bend. Holy shit. Rich? Yep. Hey, Doug. I'm sorry they took your microphone away from Yep. Hey, Doug. I'm sorry they took your microphone away from you.

Oh, I got it. Greg's going to... A few of the guests are going to take off. Yeah, we're going to have a quick onstage break. All right. What... Who are you playing for? I'm playing for Alfonso,

who printed out this coloring page of Alf, and then wrote Alfonso afterwards. Nothing on the back, so no shithead for... Hey, Willie! I kill me! I didn't know Eugene Levy did the voice of Alf. American Pie! What do you got going on, Rich? What's coming up for you? Just the Mad Men show.

More Mad Men? More of that. And then that's it. That's really it. And after that, nothing, as it stands. Do you always feel there's a chance you're going to read a script and your character killed himself or something? Yep.

Every time I open one of them. It's not Walking Dead, dude. No, but it's season seven. And what, have you been to the cinema lately? I saw yesterday with my children our second

viewing of Frozen. Was it, it was fun for you the first time, probably? Yeah, oh, totally enjoyable. Yeah,

and then the second time was probably just alright? Yesterday was my daughter shaking my arm and saying, Dad, Dad,

wake up, it's the part coming where, whatever, like six times in the movie. Dad, wake up.

And I was remembering on the ride home when I used to wake my dad up at movies and how surly he would be and I now fully understand why. Because I... I was having a good sleep during this movie. I already saw.

It's the moment I have to sleep in the day. What do you bring for the prize bag? I know you didn't know you were going to be on the show. I was trying to let you know I had no idea I was going to be on the show. And in fact, I had to take a friend to the downtown to catch a trip home.

I have to leave certainly within an hour. But we'll make it happen. I'll be gone long before then. I have one of Jon Hamm's surplus gifts, which is a pair of size 12 UGG. I haven't looked at them. And I don't know if Jon's... He may have worn them at some point.

Did he get them from Tom Brady? I hope he at least put his dick in one of them. Classy man boots. He may have worn them at some point. Did he get them from Tom Brady? Oh, they're nice. I hope he at least put his dick in one of them. Classy man boots. So you can have those. They're for men? Ugh.

I had no idea they made men's ones. So there are those. Well, thank you so much for bringing those. I'm glad to help. Via Jon Hamm. As soon as I knew it was coming coming I knew I had to bring something special So the numbers are getting pretty low on this one

Have you figured out how the game works? Oh yeah no no I mean I've heard the show I know how the game works I'm in a pretty precarious spot I have to say Graham you said four is that right? You said five so I would have to say four for this movie Unless you know what it is then you could just go even lower is that right? You said five. So I would have to say four. For this movie.

Unless you know what it is then you could just go even lower. I could just go even lower. Yeah I know what it is. It's not like you have Sam Levine sitting next to you right now. Should be safe with whatever you decide to do. I guess I'll go three. Oh!

Oh! Wow! Oh, shit. There was a number in between. I'll stay committed to three. I think Sam just got a little something to think about. Yeah, he did. This is an interesting position for you,

but let's do the talk while you think about it. I will say this. I did not expect it to get to me. And also, the good news is, gang, there's no more introductions for the rest of the show. Everyone on stage has now said hello. And I did not say last time that I am playing

for Greg. That same guy you played for before. Have I played for you before? I think so. I recognize that sign. It's all your things here you've done. Well, I'm gonna play for him every time, because this thing's gorgeous. Yeah, that's right. It's a sign. It's all your things you've done. Well, I'm going to play for him every time because this thing's gorgeous. Yeah, that's right. It's a little collage.

It really is beautiful. It really encapsulates your career nicely on cardboard. Thank you very much. With a shithead on the back. Anything to plug? Anything coming up? No, we already did this. Huh? Chat show, Kevin Pollack, Tom Hanks.

I'm going to be on Person of Interest, the CBS program sometime in January. Is that minus interest person? What? By the way, these cupcakes are being slept on, so if anyone in the crowd wants them, come on up. Well, nobody's on them, but yeah, they're being passed. Could I ask you to read the clues again? Mm-hmm. Thank you. Three stars, 1988, rollicking.

It's a bit intense at times for the youngsters at whom it's targeted. And Rich says three names. I say negative one. But he's also got to take somebody to the airport. What? Computer boy! Negative one.

Sam Levine. I did not think it was going to get this far. I'm sorry, Mike. No, he's not. But you know what? Here's the great part. I'm going to ask he's not but you know what here's the great part is that I'm going to ask you all the questions again

what are your plugs I have a new Garfunkel and Oats show coming out so yeah so you're in a kind of a tough spot because Sam seems

pretty confident if you think you know what it is you could go more what is the more negative names what's the limit of negative names I could say well how many names did we think you know what it is, you could go more negative names. What's the limit of negative names I could say?

Well, how many names did we say? You could go eight negative names. Negative 50. I have no choice but to pretty much call it a day and say yeah, alright. Sam Levine, what's the name of the movie and what's the name

of the top bill performer in the movie? It's Willow starring Val Kilmer. That is correct. All right. Sam Levine, what's the name of the movie and what's the name of the top bill performer in the movie? It's Willow starring Val Kilmer. That is correct. Are you motherfucking kidding me? I totally thought it was Curly Sims. And you know who's eighth bill? It's Mr. Kevin. Take a bow, Kevin Pollack.

Elliot Pollack, ladies and gentlemen. Willow. Willow, all good. You're in Willow. Willow off good. You're in Willow. We must say goodbye to Mike Furman. Thank you, Mike, for coming. That was some bullshit.

Willow. I must say, Sam, you are great. Thanks, buddy. I love how pained you feel by this. I really didn't want to knock Mike out. I was enjoying sitting next to him. You want to win everything.

That's not true. I've never won this. I don't expect to win it tonight. Graham Elwood and John Hammer are sitting over there. Don't. Your false modesty is so transparent. Graham's won this two in a row. Sam said to me before the show,

if I don't fucking win this tonight, I'm going to fucking kill myself. That's actually true. That was a bit we were doing, Graham, but sure. The bit was, I was like, hey, Sam, you're fucking going down. Yeah.

I said, I don't care if I don't win the thing, but you can't. That's what I said. Sam's going to get eliminated, and the next person's going to go into the green room and just see these feet dangling in the door and Sam's tie around his neck.

Yep. All right, Chris, you're up. Hooray! What is it? Was that Gene Levy? Gene Levy? Gene Levy. I'm on a one-syllable basis with him. Gene Levy.

Gene Levy. Fight with those guys for the other microphones, Greg. Don't use mine. Chris, as suggested by Mike, M-I-C, as in the Mike that I'm speaking into, Lanny, L-A-N-N-Y, suggested White Christmas. And of course, that is movies that have Nazis in them.

Are they Christmas Nazi movies or just Nazi movies? Movies that have Nazis in them. Okay. I believe is what I said. Okay. Pretty wide first. All right, all movies with Nazis in them. Okay. I believe is what I said. Okay. Pretty wide first. All right, all movies with Nazis

in them, Christmas movies. Amen, brother. It's just got Nazis. It doesn't have to be Christmas. All the fairs are outside this fight for. No way,

oh no way. He was a chosen one. The year is 1965. Look it up. 1965. Please don't look it up. Three and a half stars from Mr. Malton for this movie that he says is...

Yeah, it's not rocking. He says it has He says that this movie Won some Oscars And he And he says He says some of this movie is What did I tell you?

I'm sharing I'm stealing Like the Nazis did with Poland Greg Proops everybody Greg Proops Like the Nazis did with Poland. Greg Proops, everybody. Greg Proops. And this movie has coy aspects. The Nazis were so coy.

Remember how coy they were? Chris Hardwick. I'll take off my towel if you turn around. Chris, there's 15 names listed in Leonard Walton's app for this movie that's got Nazis in it. Don't make me cross your Darden. 1965.

How many names do you think you can get in? Well, I guess I could... Did you say 15 names? Mm-hmm. Fuck, 15. I don't know. 15. Okay.

15. This could come all the way around and bite him in the ass. Wait, wait, wait. How about 15? All right. Josh Molina. I'm still here. Get used to it. I'm sorry, I just realized.

Yes. Oh, it's on me. Yeah. Movies with the Nazis. Could be Braveheart, could be any of the lethal weapon movies. Just remember he was not in Apocalypto That was like stubbing your toe and there's that split second, that full second for the pain to get to your brain

and then back to your toe That's how long that laugh took Everyone in the room was like, what is it? We all got there, that's all It's going to be a while before you need to speak, Sam, so if you could pass the microphone. Yes, sure, buddy. Pass the microphone to Greg Proops,

because he's got a lot of gold that he's just sitting on. Jewish gold! Come on, ladies and gentlemen! Back to the Nazis! I'm going to say 14. All right, Greg. Here it comes, the other side. Let's face it every movie made by a white man is a nazi movie and all men have the potential to be rapists so let's just clear that up with

cinema right before we get going on this i'm gonna say negative one scott's tweeting right now No he's IMDBing this shit Oh Are you IMDBing this movie? He's got work to do He's super busy He's a cable star So he's got shit to do I think he's gonna get a chance To go do it right now

Come on Scott Can I come up with a second person? Of course you can I'll go negative two. Fuck you. Yeah, that's a tough spot for Allison, I'm afraid. Do you think you know what it is? No.

But you know what? I've already made it longer than I made last year, so I'm proud of myself for that. Right? Take the wins when you can. We're all winners. It's just someone's going to be the best winner. Out of all the winners. That's true.

What? I truly do not know if I know this. I am taking a shot at what I think it could be just because I don't want to lose to Greg who undoubtedly knows what it is. Sure. But I don't know if I know this. Okay. Prove it. Alright. Allison says name it.

So name the movie and top billed performer. Top two billed performers. In the right order. Sound of Music. Julie Andrews. Christopher Plummer. That is correct. The sad thing is that I had an idea that it was the Sound of Music, but there was no one else I could name

besides Julie Andrews. Yeah, yeah, Christopher Plummer. Sorry, guys. Carrie Underwood was in the sound of the music. I don't know what you're talking about. Bye, Allison. Say goodbye, Allison, everybody. You guys just lost a whole lot of estrogen. Uh-oh. Coats on the chair.

I think Hardwick wins the award for most recent reference. Yeah, yeah, that just happened. Yeah, that was a whole thing. Good for you. Does that have a shit hit on the back? There's a newer one with Willow Smith. It's coming out 2016. It's going to be awesome.

She whips mine how back and forth. Pies! Jon Hamm, ladies and gentlemen. Graham Elwood, ladies and gentlemen. Graham Elwood, ladies and gentlemen. Graham Elwood. Nothing but net. Nothing but fucking net. Scott is feverishly tweeting.

He's tweeting this. This is happening. He's spreadsheeting. God, I wish the winners on Jeopardy were this blasé about their performance. Fuck you, Ken Jennings. Oh, man. No, Scott was badass on that last round.

Yeah, that was pretty good. Moving on. 65. Was there something Greg said that was a clue or something for you? No, the minute you said 65, I thought it was Sound of Music, but the fact that he thought he could do it in negative one made me think it was a little more obvious than it might have been. Whoa, Sherlock.

Interesting. No shit. Benedict Ackerman snatch. Sean Sacame gets to pick the next category. Dodged a bullet on that one. I mean, he's going to take the category I give him. I'll get used to this by the end of the show.

Somebody's going to the chest for more beer. That's a good call. Celebrating a birthday today, Sean, is the great Bill Pullman. So, of course, this category is the great Bill Pullman so of course this category is the films of Bill Paxton they're both great I do like both of them but for some reason people confuse them I know the difference but Bill Pullman talks like this

that was like somebody's mother just contributed to the conversation. What was that? It was like a purring sound you made. Some Bill Pullman. Here's Bill Pullman in the movie Spaceballs. I have to go back and check that out.

I don't remember him sounding like that. Three and a half stars from Mr. I don't remember him sounding like that. Three and a half stars from Mr. Maltin for this movie from 1997. That's got Bill Paxton in it, of course. Yeah, and he says about this movie that it won some Oscars. And he also says that... Oh, boy.

Edelweiss, Edel... He calls it sweeping. Hope that doesn't give away too much. He says this movie is sweeping. And he lists a handful of names. 14 names, Sean, from 1997.

And it's got Bill Paxton in it somewhere. Well, I mean, the smart play is to say 14. No guts, no glory. I'm going to say negative one. Okay, go ahead and name it. Does Jon Hamm want to get out of here?

It's entirely possible. You got a 10 o'clock screening or something to get to? Alright, Sean, you're going to take down the great Jon Hamm. He's narrating the new World Series video where the Cardinals don't win. Sports! Sports.

Sports. All right. Sports. What did you say, Sean? Negative what? Negative one? Now Jon Hamm thinks he knows it Alright so There's no take backs

He wouldn't want to take back No he doesn't want to take back So what's the title And the top built person I've got one in the chamber Titanic Leo DiCaprio That's correct. So,

we have to say goodbye to Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm. Oh, wait. Oh wait, did you mean Leonardo DiCaprio? No, I meant Leon DiCaprio. Where was John's name tag? Did he leave it over there? Yeah, okay, there it is.

Does it have a shithead on the back? Good for you. Good for you, whoever just lost. At least I'll be saying this. Oh, I agree. Just collecting shitheads over here. Wow, Sean, that was, uh, wow. You made John Hamm go away, you cock.

I don't care how much you paid. $1,800 to shit on everyone's night. What? Oh, thanks, Jonathan. You guys... John's just waving and being handsome to people in the corner. You mean you guys see him too? Wait, have you thought that Jon Hamm is your imaginary friend this whole time?

All this time! I thought I made it up! So, Sean, your name gets entered into the hopper of players in the Tournament of Championships. Wow! Nice. Nice! That's quite a bargain. That makes it like $900 a show. What's that? Yeah, yeah, you're just waiting around for the next

level. Take it down, Tracy Flick. No, whoever wins today is automatically entered. So you would be entered if you win. Oh, that's it. Sean, you still have to win. You have to go negative names and win.

I misspoke. But I don't know. I might just, you know... What's happening? You're having a brain fart. And we're all waiting on you. No, I'm good. Every time I go to speak,

there's something starts to happen. I'm on it. Graham gets to go first. Let's do it. And your category is Bad Santa, as suggested by Derek Seibel. Bad Santa is Christmas movies that Leonard gave two stars or less.

Ooh. Yeah, so this is some shitty Christmas movies. Do they have Nazis in them? I can't think of any Christmas movies that do offhand, but maybe they do. Sound of Music. That's a Christmas movie. If you watch it at Christmas, it fucking is. So is the Evil Dead.

Any movie's a Christmas movie if you watch it on Christmas Eve. And make a wish, right? And get high. Says the man who's not gonna have children. That's the plan, right this is where we're getting into these questions like wow i don't expect this mr proofs you really are here

uh graham illwood the year is 2000 This movie got one and a half stars from Leonard Maltin. He says about this movie that the lead actor is good, but he doesn't... He says he lists a full title at the end of the review as if that needs to be cleared up, like there's more words in the actual title than the title he put at the top of the page and he lists

eight names how many names do you think you can get it in Graham Elwood I'll go eight Graham can ask you a question Chris is doing something funny with his weird where are you playing The Irvine Improv December 27th and 28th

Greg Proops Thank you so much GrahamElwood.com What'd you do Take the full eight He did take eight Yeah he did Like a man

Took the full eight Penises Like a champ this could be eight of anything Scott I'm gonna go that's your brain

I'm gonna go negative one okay you were very kind to me oh my god do you know what this means

this means that Sam Levine might not make it past oh Sammy I didn't know that was a mean is Is that a mean thing to do to you? No, I gotta sit and figure out

if I know what this movie is. Oh. I think I know it, but maybe I don't. Wait, what do I do? I'm not sure I know the movie, but I think... Mega Rich vs. Giant Sam-topus. I've got to think here.

Okay, let's give Sam some thinking time. What would help you? If you would re-read the clues, please. Okay. Rollerking. They have Nazi We have to wrap this up in an hour and nine minutes I can finish before then. Please.

Whoa. Bit of physical comedy. Blow each other quicker, please. He says that the lead actor is good and that it has a full title that's longer than the title he lists at the top. Oh, also, I'm allergic to this movie. One and a half stars from Leonard.

Eight names. And Rich Summer says he can do a negative one. Well, Rich is putting on quite the show of histrionics over here. Which is great. It's great poker face to let me know that I should probably say name it because he's like, oh, I don't know what it is now, but I really don't know. So you really

go ahead. I have I have a couple of guesses, but I mean, if I go deep, right that, you know, yeah, so what are you going to do? There's no way Hardwick's not going to make me name it. So I got to I got to take my chance. How does Hardwick get a microphone attached to his name tag?

Yeah. It's not even his name tag. He gets that microphone all to himself. Man, I'm a scientist. This is Mike Furman's. Okay, so what's happening? You're not a scientist. You're more like a game show host.

What was the original line? Come on, nerds. What was the original line? Come on, nerds. What was the original line that they changed on the day? That they changed? Yeah. I don't know. You're not a scientist.

You're more like a used car salesman was the original line. Oh, okay. And they changed it. Not as funny. I agree. I agree.

They really punched that up. Could not agree with you more. They made that movie pretty funny. I feel like we're drifting a little bit. Kevin Pollak from the movie Willow, ladies and gentlemen. Val Kilmer and Joanne Wally Kilmer.

Originally, he was going to say, get away, man. I'm a scientist. Then he said, back off. In the end, that was a different take. Not as funny. All right, Rich, go ahead. Name the movie. And the lead star.

I may have to be leaving soon. I think it's How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey. Correct. Oh, my God! These fuckers were singing it. These people were singing it while I was looking at it. You're a mean one. Yeah, two is tough because it's just all

a bunch of random people. The second billed person is Jeffrey Tambor. Oh, that sucks. Damn it. It's a bunch of who's. The rest of the actors are all who's.

Damn it. And it's narrated by Anthony Hopkins. Is it really? Yeah. God damn. Yeah. And I'm interrupting How the Anthony Hopkins. Is it really? Yeah. And I'm interrupting How the Grinch Stole Christmas

on Monday night at CineFamily, so come to that. Oh, man. It's going to be awesome. Sam, so sorry to see you go, but... Ham and Sam, they're out. What's this one? Let's keep that up front, I guess.

It's always anybody's game with this thing, unless, of course, Graham Elwood wins. Yeah, that's rough. There's no one on either side of me right here. Okay. I don't care if I lose now. Thank you, Los Angeles. So now we're going to start with Chris Hardwick,

and unfortunately the microphone's attached to him. I modified this microphone to... Sexy Biscuits. What? Yeah. Someone on Twitter named Sexy Biscuits What? Yeah Someone on Twitter Named Sexy Biscuits But spelled

B-U-S-K-I-T-S Suggested Jingle Bell Rock And that's movies That take place Around Christmas That have drugs in them Jingle Bell Rock

What? Yeah And your choices Chris Are 1987 Or 1999 1987 Thank you, Chris.

Three stars from Leonard for this movie that is 1987 around Christmas and has drugs in it. He calls this movie loud. He also says it's trashy. And it's entertaining as long as you don't think about it too much. And he lists seven names. Oh, man. I think I know what it is. Oh. I really think I know what it is.

Well, what are you going to do with that? Do it. I feel like I kind of want to earn this one. It's fine if I go home because I'm going to take a shot. I like this. I like the way you're talking. Should we cue the Eminem song right now?

If it's the one where he strangles Rihanna, yes. You got to use it the moment. Don't get the power. I think I can name this movie in negative two people. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Hardwick. I love it. I fucking love it.

That's a commitment to excellence. I don't know. I might be wrong. And if I'm wrong, I'm going home. Has anyone ever thought they were going to be wrong and then been wrong in this game? I might be. Sometimes. I can't even name most of the illusions between questions.

I'm out of my league here. I'm going to have to... People have been doing illusions? Illusions. Yeah, I'm going to... Chris knows how to do the prestige. Name it a negative two. I think it's Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.

Correct. You didn't say Nazi movies. Oh, the irony. Josh Molina, ladies and gentlemen. Nice work. Watch him on Scandal. Where's your name tag thingy? Does it have a shithead on it?

Did you write a shithead on the poster? It's in the corner. Oh yeah, just pull that poster off and hand it to me. And give her back her poster. And thank you for doing business with Doug Loves Movies. Sorry I didn't win for you, but you're going to get your shithead named. Oh, that's a good one. Wait, what? I don't even know what that's you're going to get your shithead named. Oh, that's a good one. Wait, what?

I don't even know what that's in reference to. I hope it's not something mean or something. Congratulations, Chris. Thank you. That was awesome. Thank you for taking that chair away, Gabe. I think Scott and Sean and Chris have really fucking rocked it tonight. There's no reason to name names.

I'll take the category it came from within. With Nazis at Christmas. At the Lionel King. And not fucking anyway, Doug, no. Suggested Batman smells. Well, this is Graham's category. Huh? Batman and whatnot.

Yeah, yeah. We should probably keep it away from him. If it's a Batman category. This is films that star Christian Bale that Leonard Maltin gave two stars or less. For reals? Yeah. And you get to pick the year.

Would you like a Christian Bale movie From 1993 or 2008? 93, please You got it 2008, of course, would have been The Dark Knight Leonard only gave it two stars Did he really? What a fucking asshole

He didn't know there was going to be a band later Yeah, that would have given it at least another star. Two stars for Leonard for this movie that Christian Bale is in. Does he play Batman? Two stars or less. You know how this works, Craig. I know. 1993 is the year that you picked, right?

Yeah. Okay, and he says this movie has an eye-massaging production design. Oh, Jesus, that's shitty writing. Eye-massaging? For reals? That's like, oh, golly. And Kenneth Branagh, is that how you pronounce it?

I think. Or do you go Branagh? Well, you could say Branagh Guha. Guha. He appears unbilled in key role as a Nazi and Leonard lists hang on

nine names cock I was so gonna go deep on this one but I don't remember a 93 movie with oh wait with Christian Bale so going to go deep on this one, but I don't remember a 93 movie with a wait. With Christian Bale? Mm-hmm.

Three. Three names, he says, Scott Aukerman. I'll go negative one. Sean, Sacame, tough position, buddy. No, it's not. It's been fun. When you said no, it's not, I thought you were going to just go to negative four.

I think I know the movie. I don't know any of the cast aside from the one whose category it is. So, Scott Ackerman, name that movie. All right, you need the name of the movie and the top billed performer in that movie. Is it Newsies with Christian Bale? No, I'm afraid that it is called Swing Kids and the top-billed actor is Robert Sean Leonard. Christian Bale is second bill.

Swing Bale! Came out one year after Newsies. Swing Bale! I don't remember any Nazis in Newsies, but they are close. They are sound-alikes. Guys, it's been fun! Good luck, everybody!

Where's the cupcake lady? Or man. Nice work, Scott. I don't want to be sexist about it. Oh, there we go. There's her shithead. That was beautiful. Yeah.

Nice try there, Scott. That was pretty exciting. Good job, gentlemen. Don't step on the cupcakes. Weird beard steel trailer, chair stealer. Yeah, I don't know that guy. I asked Gabe to get the chairs. This guy, I don't know where he came from.

He's just a chair collector, I guess. Some homeless dude. He just wants celebrity farts. Oh, god damn it. That would have been pretty fun if it ended up being Dark Knight

and it had gotten to Graham because then he would have said negative all the names. He would tell you the grips names. Yeah, I would have been like drawn by Bob Kane

in 1938. So Graham, your category is suggested by Andy Znit. A-N-D-I-Z-N-I-T. And the category is gold, frankincense, and murder. Tonight's episode. Which is, yeah, the title of a... Barnaby Jones. Old Barnaby Jones episode. Which is, yeah, the title of a... Barnaby Jones. Old Barnaby Jones episode.

And that's movies where people are killed around the holidays. And three stars from Leonard for this one from 1988. He calls this movie Dynamite. this movie Dynamite and he says that it's got a perfect part for the lead performer in this movie. And as Leonard often says,

it's marred by over length. And he lists 16 names. A lot of people, a lot of people a lot of length 1988 someone is murdered

during Christmas yeah it might be a lot of people could just be somebody's holiday spirit not really people are actually killed cryptic

fucking clues 16 names let's get into let's go 13 People are actually killed. Oh, cryptic fucking clues. 16 names? Mm-hmm. Let's get into it. Let's go 13. I'm going to try negative two. Oh, my God!

You, sir, are amazing, sir. If you win this, it will be an honor to hand my two-time crown to you, Rich Summers. Summer, singular. There's only one of you up here. Someone dies at, someone dies at Christmas. Negative to Rich Summer. This is Eugene Levy doing his Bane impression?

Take control! Why do I feel like Chris is going to blow the whole building up in a minute? Did I forget to mention this is an incendiary device attached to my chest? 88. Yeah, even if I... Yeah. I don't know. Rich Summer.

Name that movie. Thanks for backing me up, guys. Others were supposed to say it as well? I don't know. I just thought it'd be fun for everyone for a minute. Because it's the holidays. I wouldn't want to encourage that. I wouldn't want that to happen every time the audience chants that.

I'm going to go with... Noonan! I'm going to go with Die Hard with Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. That is correct. Wow! Oh, and by the way, the full title is Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Told

Christmas. Oh, yes, I know. I thought I was really nervous about that. That's like, and he's playing this all like, golly gee. No, he loves games. Oh, fantastic. That's one thing I know about Rich Summer. He loves games. You do like games. He goes to game conventions.

Do you get this back? Is this yours? Oh, is there a shithead on that thing? Did you make this, by the way? That's fucking amazing. Did you make it for a tiny person? Oh, you made it for her. Oh, nice.

All right. Thank you, Doug Benson. Thank you, Rich Summer. Thank you, Chris Hardwick. Chris Hardwick, everybody. Merry holidays. At midnight, back January 6th. Chris, could you get one of your minions

to drive my friend downtown in 24 minutes? You're a victim of your own genius, Rich Summer. Your friend will remain unpicked up because you're too smart about movies. Chris is called Uber Platinum. Chris Hargudig, everybody. Chris Hargudig, everybody. Chris Hargudig.

Thank you, Chris. Oh, shit. Wow. There's been some mad players tonight, man. Mad players. Unbelievable. Yeah. This has been super fun.

Rich is off the deep end good. I've been very fortunate with my placement in this game. You know, you can say that about Hold'em, but I don't think you can say that about this game. This is yours to lose, Rich. I will say that right now. By the way, all the Jews are gone. That's what Christmas is all about.

On a winter's day, I went for a walk in town. Am I wrong, Graham? You're right, brother. Preaching the truth. Everyone's afraid to see it. Thank you, man. Keep the White House white. Jesus is the reason for the season.

Santa Claus is a white man. They said it on Fox News. Fucking jackasses. Sorry. Fucking Kenyan socialists and shit. All right, we're starting with you, Greg. And the next round we're going to go. Am I still here?

Sweet Maria. Next round we're going to go in the opposite direction, you guys. We're going to start changing directions each round. No, don't fucking do anything. So the same two people don't have to go. Ah! At Rebecca A. Diamond. I don't know how she got so many letters into her Twitter name,

but that's Rebecca A. Diamond. Becky Diamond. She suggested, do they know it's Christmas? And that, of course, is... Movies with Paul Young and Bono in them. As Greg Proops throws the beer can to punctuate the bit. I fucking goal. Throws a Bud Light on the floor and says, fuck you.

I'm smarter. Do they know it's Christmas is movies where someone is unconscious? So they're probably not aware of what time of year it is. They're not unconscious at Christmas time. They're just unconscious at any time of year, unaware of what holidays are happening. The can was lovingly returned.

To clarify, Doug, these are not Christmas movies where people are unconscious, but rather, they're just movies where people are unconscious. Yeah, I don't believe either of them takes place at Christmas.

We've got one from 1978 and one from 1995. 78, bitch. Okay. Greg likes to go deep. Three stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie that he says

has two people who are well-matched adversaries. And he says that this movie has a very... Doug, you've completely disintegrated into nothingness. Go on. Tom Selleck appears as Murphy. Yeah. And Leonard Liss, seven names. I'm going to sacrifice myself.

What? Yeah. I want this game to carry on, but I really feel that Sean, Graham, and Rich have been superb candidates tonight, and that I have been effluvium on the unbelievable comprehensive ocean that is

this fucking show. So I'm going to say negative two, and I'm going to fucking sacrifice myself. Greg, that negative one sound of music play was fucking brilliant. Yeah, yeah, I don't understand. That's good game yeah. I don't understand what you're talking about here. That was smart filmery. I didn't actually know it was sound of music.

I was going to say now the generals with Peter O'Toole. That makes you even more of a genius, sir. So do you think you have any idea what this movie is? 1978. It's a movie about people who pass out, is it? Indeed, someone is unconscious as a plot point in this film.

And what were the other topographical moments? Tom Selleck plays Murphy. It's called My... Leonard says, look for Tom Selleck as Murphy. It's called Maya. Leonard says, look for Tom Selleck as Murphy. Keep your eyes out for that. And he also says that the leads are well-matched adversaries. Paulina Porzikova. I don't know what you're doing right now.

I'm guessing. Just bid seven names if you don't think you know it. I don't know it I really feel like these guys I'm going to bid four just trying to lose interesting approach Sean Sacame

you really have to think about this yeah name that movie. Here are the stars. Kippy McDermott, Slaz Injwell, Cram Snortful, and Biff McTavish. The movie's called My Alibi.

So Doug actually reads you the names, Mr. Proops, sir. Lois Childs. Lois. Oh, cock. I know this. Lance Legault, Richard Widmark, and Rip Torn are your four names from this movie where unconsciousness plays a part of it.

And it's from 1978, Adversaries Well-Matched. Meteor. Oh. With Sean Connery and Natalie Wood. You didn't have to name any names, really. I don't care anymore. This is Christmas, and I've given myself over

to the spirit. This motion picture is called Coma. I knew it! Jean-Pierre Bujold! Yeah, Jean-Pierre Bujold, you know. You just whipped that right out. Greg Proops, ladies and gentlemen. Nice.

Greg Proops, man. Out. Nice. Greg Proops, man. Outstanding. Outstanding, sir. So who are the two leads in coma again, Doug? Did you read that? Greg knew it right away. Jean-Pierre Bourgeau, but Michael Douglas. The two of them were trying

to fight this crazy hospital that was putting people in comas and harvesting their organs. It had that great, the movie poster was all those people sort of hanging on those string beds. Based on a Michael Bright novel? Yeah. And Richard Redmark was the adversary of Jean-Pierre Bujold.

Great story. Alright, what happened that last round? We were going counterclockwise. Jean-Pierre Bouchard. Great story. All right. What happened that last round? We were going counterclockwise, so now we're going to go clockwise, and we're going to start with Rich. All right. Oh.

And Rich, your category is called Bipolar Express, suggested by M. Mondelio. It says Bipolar Express suggested by M. Mondelio says Bipolar Express which is motion pictures that have mentally ill people in them. Movies with mentally ill people. And you have a choice between

1975 or 2010. I'll go 2010. This thing says open for shithead and you can't possibly take this off open the case oh stoner science

there's a piece of paper that said open for and I thought it meant open the piece of paper, but it meant open the whole thing. What year did you pick, Rich? The 2010 one. Okay. And this is where, what's this category? Someone is, it's got mentally ill people in it.

Okay. This movie, the one that we passed up on is a little gem from 1975 called One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Nice. But this one from 2010 gets only two stars from Leonard. He says that this movie is about, that it's adapted from a semi-autobiographical novel,

and this movie is not serious enough to have real weight. And he lists 12 names. How many names do you think you can figure this one out? How many names was it, 12? 12, yeah. I'm going to start with 12. Smart opening bid against these strong players. So those are the main numbers?

Yeah. I will go ten nine eight did you hear that Graham I whispered it into a microphone thank you

so it's eight to me and what were the total number of names we started with? Twelve. You cagey little fox, you. I'll go seven. Six. That was Sean.

I'll go five. I will say name it. Oh, fuck me. We're going to make it, Patrick. Somebody get Rich's car out of the valet. You get to get out of here. Here's your five names. Morgan Murphy.

She's been on this program. Novella Nelson. Don't know who that is. McIntyre Dixon. Asif Manvi. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

People in the audience say. And Jeremy Davies. Are your five names from this movie from 2010. What would you call it? If you knew the title. I wish I had said 1975. I'm a... What the hell?

Oh, the Watchmen. There's the Watchmen. Oh, Chris got the thing. And a Fangoria shirt. And a Fangoria shirt. Nice! Nice! Chris Hardwick.

I hope he enjoyed his burrito. From 2010. I know I'm probably just not going to be able to pull this, but I'm going to go with I'm going to go with Please say the name of this movie. It's all I want to do.

Truly, I've got nothing I'm going to have to go with I'm with cancer I don't know it was a kind of smaller movie what were you saying Graham? Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis is in it and it's called It's Kind of a Funny Story sure is yeah dude you should have you were fucking amazing. Yeah, that was

great. You were amazing at that. Thank you. Where's your, you got a shithead name tag? There wasn't one on yours. So, who was he playing for? Alfonso. He blew it. He blew it.

He doesn't get to, I'll just say Alf is a shithead. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there youso. He blew it. He blew it. He doesn't get to... I'll just say Alf is a shithead. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there you go. God damn it, Rich! Where... Don Draper's very angry. God damn it! Jesus.

I love this printout of Alfonso Jesus. Go fire! I love this printout of Alfonso in the corner. It says page one of four. I wonder what the other three pages of stuff he had to print out was. Can you come write your shit in on the back of this, Alfonso? Is he here?

Where is he? There he is. Do you have a pen? Do you need one? Yeah, take the weirdest fucking way to the front of the goddamn... This is gonna get ugly. There you go, dude. He's walking right towards Jon Hamm.

He's challenging you to a fucking fight. Two guys with sweaters. I want to see this thing end. Two sweaters enter, one leaves. That's right, Alfonso. You don't fucking back down from no one, you son of a bitch.

You're walking a weird way to ride your fucking shithead on the back of your goddamn cartoon. Atta boy. Do you speak English, you fucking asshole? Look at me

when I'm talking to you. This is bullshit. I'm sorry. I'm playing the skit where we're all angry. Wait, we were all angry? I did not think I was going to get this far. You didn't think you were going to get this far.

Is this a person that you know, Alfonso? Oh, okay, it's like a friend of yours? Oh, your brother. Oh, blood feud. I didn't want to come off insensitive. How insensitive? Wait, there was another one that I was worried about too Hey Graham, how many movies have you named tonight?

It doesn't matter, you're off GrahamElwood.com folks Headlining some shows Maybe we'll let Sam Levine drive me down to Irvine folks December 27, 28 Let him valet the car at the Irvine Spectre Come on down folks, you watch me tell some jokes And Sam will be in the back, man.

Tell you what, Sam, I'll give you a free palm strike shirt. How about it, kids? That's Graham with one M, like it fucking should be spelled. You don't add weird M's to the fucking first name like an asshole. Like a fucking asshole,

you do it to your last name like Jon Hamm does, like a man. But his first name is J-O-N-N. We're going to start with Sean. S-E-A-N-N. Then we'll go to Graham. G-R-A-H-A-M-M. Outstanding, sir.

Whatever happens. God bless you. And of course, yeah, we're going to go clockwise this time. Wait, no, wait. Let's get that ironed out first, which direction we're going to go clockwise this time. Wait, no, wait. Let's get that ironed out first. Which direction we're going, Doug? We're going clockwise now. Oh, let's go counterclockwise. Sean, then you.

And I'm going to actually let Sean pick a category. Because this is a tough position for him to be in. I want him to have all the opportunity. Sean Sacamay, by the way way is one of the biggest podcast fans out there like when we did the podcast festival he was one of the first kickstarter

people he helped get that thing off the ground he's a fucking awesome fan thanks man it'll be an honor to stick this fucking game right in your fucking throat you you goddamn amateur fuckbag. May the best man win. Okay, some of us have sitters. Wait a minute, Doug, you have a baby?

I'm really offended. I was joking about the sitter thing. I just, a dog watches it. I was joking about the sitter thing. I just... The dog watches it. That's so good. I think Zach said that once on the show. Okay.

At Old Timey... Old Timey Josh is the name of this person. Suggested direct the halls. And that's Christmas movies that Leonard gave two stars or less. And then I just wanted to get it in one of the classic categories. Golden Showers P-Book. And that is motion pictures that begin with the letter P.

So we're playing the P one? Sean gets to pick. Oh. We're playing the P one. Yeah. This movie begins with p it's from 1995 uh leonard malton gave it three stars uh he says um can i ask a quick quick clarification now is it can it be the p word does that count or is it no no no you know you know me i wouldn't mess around with that.

Oh, yeah. The answer isn't, for instance, The Poon Hound. Okay. If Poon Hound were a movie, that could be the answer. I'm going negative two. Poon Hound. Starring Leif Garrett and Lee Majors.

1995 is the year. He says about this movie, entertaining if not particularly memorable. So three stars seems a little generous, Len. And he says that looks like it won two Oscars. And it had a direct-to-video sequel. Direct-to-video sequel. Direct-to-video sequel.

And Leonard lists 12 names. How many, Sean? For all the marbles. There's no marbles, but... It's cupcakes. For all the acclaim.

Oh, the winner gets the cupcakes. Yeah, and giant candy bars. You know, I actually, I brought some red velvet whoopie pies, but those cupcakes, I mean, they're going to upstage them, so... Red velvet whoopie pies? Yeah! It's like a cupcake cookie sandwich.

Where are they? Well, I didn't want to bring them out and upstage the cupcakes. Oh, that's alright. But they're right here. Holy shit! Those are fucking amazing! And they're holiday colors here. Oh, shit. Those are fucking amazing. And they're holiday colors. Those look really good. They are. Yeah, they're red and green.

Ho, ho, ho. Kevin Pollack. Kevin Pollack. Soon to be seen in the direct-to-video How the Cringe Stole Cupcakes. Okay, 95 starts with a P. Mm-hmm. 12 names? Mm-hmm.

Nine. No, you must play. Nine? Nine names. Seven. Seven, Sean. I'll go six. Sean Sacame, it's been an honor to play with you, sir.

Please name that movie. I swear to God. Sam, here you go. Here's a grand mail with two-time champion. If you win this game three fucking years in a row, having named a grand total of two movies

over the course of three years, I call shenanigans. I guess some people just aren't good at strategy. They're too busy getting all hot in the bother about who should be having to call what name. I sit back and relax and I enjoy victory. Yeah, I wish you'd asked him to name it, Sean, because he would not have been able to.

But I'm sorry, Graham, because he would not have been able to. But, uh, I'm sorry, Graham, for giving him that extra clue. Uh, your six names for this movie that begins with the letter P are James Apumut

Fall. His last name is Fall. Apumut Fall. His last name is Fall. Apumut Fall. Oh, yeah. Okay. Michelle St. John. Frank Welker. Billy Connolly.

Linda Hunt. And the name of the night, Christian Bale. From 1995. Won a couple Oscars, sequel straight to video. I said something else. Entertaining, if not particularly memorable. Begins with the letter P. What do you got, Sean?

I hope you get this, dude. I have zero idea right now what I think it is won a couple of Oscars try to think of movies that begin with P start there very exciting if you

say it what's my time limit here give him some time It would be very exciting if you say it. What's my time limit here? I'm sorry. Give him some time. Give him plenty of time. Okay. Don Draper says it's over.

I think I have it. What? No, wait, wait. Wait, what? No, sorry, no, no. Give him some time. Is there any plugs or anything we can do to stall while he gets some time? No, I'm sure you have plenty of plugs. Oh, you don't have any fucking tour dates, you cocksucker?

Like, we're going to Orlando January 4th and 5th. Are those the whistling veins I hear back there? Plugs begins with the letter P. Yeah, I didn't intend to plug anything because this is a long episode. Got to name all these shitheads. Two and a half hours that we're looking at people will listen to all of this there was an audience that watched it all live in person you guys are awesome by the way especially you guys i got here at like 6 30 and

there were people standing in line at 6 30 you guys are so great that you make this. This is such a fun thing to do every year. So 4.30, somebody said? Holy shit. Jesus. Stalker. Take a stab in it, Sam. Sorry. I'm going to say Pocahontas.

That's correct. Pocahontas. Hey, suck a bag of dick, Scram, that one! Oh, this is the greatest day of my life! Oh, nice. Oh, nice. Outstanding. Right here. On your feet.

Take photos of this guy. On your feet. And he donated money to help Smile Train to get here, ladies and gentlemen. That is an amazing human being. Hey, Graham, let me host this thing. I, uh... That is an amazing human being.

Hey, Graham, let me host this thing. I, uh... So, yeah, so you really are... You really are automatically in the next tournament of championships. And I think you should open up your cupcakes thing and throw them into the audience. At people. Okay, pass them around. He can't do any... He has to do everything nicely. Open up your cupcakes thing and throw them into the audience. At people. I'll just pass them around. Okay, pass them around.

He can't do any, he has to do everything nicely. Oh, they are really, really, look really messy. Looks, uh, looks nasty. But I do want to, I do want to stress, fellas. Guys. I want to stress, fellas. Guys. I want to stress to everyone here tonight, don't tweet for like, you know, give it three or four days before revealing, like saying anything about who the winner is

so that people that can't listen to two and a half hours of podcasting immediately won't have their results of tonight ruined. But thank you guys so much for coming. Thank you to all of my guests. Too many to name. 13 guests at Christmas. And where's the winner? Where's this?

Come on down here. I don't know. Do you have any Sherpas with you? Because you have a lot of stuff to account for. Not to mention your name tag. She was at the very front of the line tonight with Baseball Jordan and the crew, so it pays off to get here early.

Bring your cool name tag. Kevin Pollock has a statement. It's important to acknowledge there's no one happier than Sam Levine right now. That could not be more correct. I think I'm happier, to be honest with you. This is like Christmas, Hanukkah. You don't ever have to go on the road with Graham

and hear about all the time, I'm a two-peat. I'm two-peated. I've never said two-peat. I want to say it was an honor to play with you folks. This is a great competition. You guys are awesome. Where was the angry guy mocking my name from a minute ago?

You mean when you heckled me, you little... Yeah, that's right. Wow. The great thing, though, Sam Levine still never won this. That's true. I've never won it. You know what? I don't need you guys for this part. Yeah, you're right. Thank you all for coming.

Oh, perfect. Oh, these are a lot of shitheads, you guys. You know, if you need to get out of here, you've got to get up early, you've got to do some shopping. Oh, wow, you guys. You know, if you need to get out of here, you gotta get up early, you gotta do some shopping. Oh, wow. You turned the empty... Sean, your empty

Tupperware. Wow, people tore... It's because you haven't eaten for hours. Everyone tore into that shit. Alright. Sean Sackaway. Sam is very happy, but I'm showing it. I'm happy on the inside.

I'm too tired at large to jump up and down about it. But I really did not need for Graham to win. Yeah, one person did, right? One person here needed him to win. All right, so in no particular order, and we'll see you guys next year here at the UCB

on Tuesday nights at 7 o'clock. And we've got a couple more shows coming up on the road to keep you busy over the holidays. Matthew Broderick

Christmas movies are a shithead. Omar is a shithead. Omar is a shithead. The Whistling Banes are a shithead. Kevin Morris is a shithead. Kanye West is a shithead. Kelly Robertson is a shithead. That girl's dad's driving is a shithead?

That sounds like, that's something awful. that girl's dad's driving is a shithead? That sounds like that's something awful. I guess I didn't see the news today, so I'm glad I said that. The NRA is a shithead. The cost of airplane tickets is a shithead. The jealous cop on The Returned is a shithead. And Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Little Wolverine, is a shithead.

Happy holidays, everybody! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.