Doug Loves Movies - Jonah Ray, Har Mar Superstar and Noël Wells guest

Episode Date: April 17, 2020

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Doug hates candy wrappers, green and maybe sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies Coming to you once again from where we all

live. It's Thursday, April 16th, 2020. Paid your taxes yet? Of course not. Doug plugs. I hope to be doing Doug Loves Movies at Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina on Saturday, June 20th at 420. on Saturday, June 20th at 420. Tickets are on sale, but who knows? I know who my guests are today, though. Please give it up in your own homes for Jonah Ray Harmar, superstar Noel Wells. Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hi. We're clapping. Yeah, let's clap. Yeah, go ahead. Clap it up. We're clapping. Yeah, let's clap. Go ahead. Clap it up. Sorry, buddy. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically, starting with Jonah Ray.

Thank you for being here, Jonah. How am I alphabetically first? Because your last name is Ray and our other last name, Superstar, begins with an S. Good save. Good save. Listen, we'll get to Mr. Superstar in a second. Tell us about you, Jonah. Where are you from and what do you do for a living?

My name is Jonah. I'm born and raised in Kailua, Hawaii and I'm ready to win this game oh I love it that's what you do for a living is winning this game that's it I forgot about that part I committed too hard to being a contestant

yeah it's a good job if you can get it. You have an album out that people should enjoy during this tense time. Yeah. Earlier this year I put out a record, or it was last year, I put out a record of Weird Al, punk Weird Al versions on Asian Man Records. And it won't take up a lot of your day because I think it's less than eight minutes. But it's fun.

Wait, the whole thing is only eight minutes long? It's an EP. I only did a few songs. I swear I've spent more than eight minutes uh reading about it on twitter yeah well that isn't that just uh music journalism and in general is just uh write a write more than the music's worth yeah eight minutes seems pretty long for a press campaign nowadays honestly well let's say hello to him next, alphabetically. It's Harmar Superstar. How you doing, Sean? I'm good. I'm just chilling on the couch here in Minneapolis with my new pup, Figgy.

And we're just hanging out. Just trying to make him feel comfortable with his little baseball blanket. trying to make him feel comfortable with his little baseball blanket. Well, you painted quite a picture for us there of what you're up to and about. And, of course, you have a band called Heartbones that had lots of tour dates that are probably now all in flux, correct? It's true. Yeah, we had to stop our tour around March 13th. I think the 12th was the last day,

and we decided to really just go home on the 13th. That was about two weeks into a two-month U.S. tour, and then we were going to do Europe and stuff after that. We hadn't even announced that. We had to cancel stuff before we even announced it. And so, yeah, we're just sort of waiting to see what the world looks like. But now that I'm deep into this, like, you know, quarantine zone,

I kind of just like really like it here. So I'm not, I'm not sure when, I'm not sure when the world's going to be ready yet again, or I'm going to be ready for the world, but everybody's rescheduling stuff for the fall. I think we're doing that too, but I'm not super optimistic that the world's ready for big crowds again at that point, so we'll see. Yeah, that's what you're all about is the huge crowds.

You're so popular. It's got to be frustrating that it does feel like the social distancing is going to be encouraged for who knows how long. Yeah. It is going to be tricky for performers. It is. It's just one of those things, I think the ptsd of re-entering a crowd and stuff and i don't know we're gonna have to do a lot of like kid and play kick handshake

kind of things because i think handshakes with the hands they're done they're over what why we're calling it already we're calling that handshakes are done forever what if i was just like a really anti-handshake all along and never, never, you find that out. You're we're finding out who's like really, really hardcore. Like, yeah, man,

it's just canceled for, and you're just like, who are you? What about hugs? Are hugs still okay? Hugs are going to be hugs. What shot to the top of the list? Well,

I mean, first is just leave, stay six feet away. But then, uh, for people that know each other, hugs are going to be big. I think it's like barnacling on people. I'm not going to let go of people.

Yeah, as long as you're just touching cloth or whatever, I think it would be good. Oh, wait, is that a bad term? Touching cloth. Doesn't that mean you're like pooping your pants? No hugging in the pool. No hugging in the pool. Oh, my God. Oh, wait, is that a bad, is that a bad time? Doesn't that mean you're like pooping your pants? No hugging in the pool. Oh my gosh. That's Noelle Wells, everybody. Hi, Noelle. Hi. I'm in Los Angeles. I'm in my apartment.

I'm here with my cat, Elliot. Things are fine. Are you, I know you just had your own album come out. I just had my own album come out. And, you know, I was really, I had a tour scheduled last year and it got canceled before everybody else's tours got canceled. So I was ahead of everybody else. And so when everybody's tours are getting canceled, now you know how now you know how it feels no um no so i i was really excited to start playing shows and it was really high on my list of priorities and um now it's just no no

longer on the list but that's okay i got a four track and i'm going to start recording stuff here at home just to play around and see what happens. Awesome. I love four tracks. It's all about making the best of it. And that's why we're, that's why we're here to do this. Yeah. It's pretty nice. It's pretty nice to just show up, roll off the couch onto the couch onto the couch yeah onto the other couch go from one laptop to the other do you find you have a formal couch in your house and like a less formal couch yeah i find myself just sitting outside now which which is something I never did before.

But now I go out and watch the sunset every single night. Oh my God. Wow. You have a rocking chair? Someone, there's a little, I have a little swing chair thing. Nice.

And I watch the sunset and I just kind of feel like a guy in like in the twilight years of his life, thinking about all the regrets. So many regrets. What are your top regrets what are you drinking when you do this jonah uh i i usually uh make a uh it's lacroix and vodka uh and then i shave a little bit of uh our neighbors have a passion uh nectars so i'll squeeze some passion nectar into it and maybe do a little, whatever.

I was hoping you say you're going to shave a little bit of your sideburns into it each night. It's like way up the side of your head now. Yeah. Like that. Um, yes, exactly.

Yeah. But it's, uh, yeah, I find myself just doing stuff that I never did before, but I, I, I realized that I miss, uh, use like going and doing podcasts or going and doing

comedy shows. Like that was the only kind of social life I had at this age. And I really miss that. Yeah. It sucks that we can't, uh, we can't get together, but boy, this, uh, this whole like a zoom thing is really, uh, people are really, uh, embracing it and just like regular tvs just like watching uh you know like it really leveled the playing field in terms of everyone's just a camera pointed at themselves in their homes yeah i have a feeling that this is gonna weigh badly on anyone trying to make anything uh after this is all done because it's just like, everyone's gonna be like,

I need a little more money for cameras. They're like, no, you don't need money. Look how many people watch Jimmy Fallon. Oh no. I will say it's pretty, I don't know. It's pretty painful to watch people doing their shows from their houses. I've tried. I try. I mean, I get, I, you know, I get, is this okay for me to say? Totally. It's fine. It makes me really like be like, no, this is why we need professionals. If anything, this is why like, it's so nice to have professional things that look good and sound good because it's really quite painful to just watch all these people. We

love like doing their, their really brilliant work through a iphone speaker yeah compression there's something about like bad sound that can just throw off the entire vibe of something you know what i mean like yes when something would have been hilarious you're like i don't know i could hear i hear the siblings uh like symposium thing at south by southwest film like years ago. And the one thing that like everyone on the panel agreed on, they're just like, it's like, it's like, you don't need the best lenses. You don't need all the fancy lights, but dear Lord,

make sure you can hear what people are saying. Make sure the audio is as good as it can be. Totally. It's really the difference. I, it really is the difference. And you know, I, a lot of people are encouraged, you know, there's a lot of, for musicians, especially everybody's like posting songs on their Instagram and having these live streams. It's, I can't, it's hard. It's hard for me to get into it or want to. I can't do it. I can't, I, I,

I think of my most popular tweet of all time was last week when I was like, is it okay if I don't play acoustic guitar on the internet? I did try. I tried. I haven't tried yet. I haven't broken down. I mean, I'll play like a synth bass line and sing something, but I haven't really done that yet either. But it's just, you know, I appreciate when other people do it i just feel like there's something about like i'm me shifting into like becoming that guy at the the house party that that finds the acoustic guitar and ruins everything i uh i don't do you know like some comics are really trying to do comedy sets like on their

you know on the internet and i haven't really gone there but i do spend a lot of time just you know talking to people on uh you know on instagram and uh periscope i think talking to people is what we want right now we all want to talk to each other yeah but i have popped into sorry popped people i have hopped into a couple people being like, watch my live stream. I'm going to do some, I'm going to try out some material and no, it doesn't work. It actually makes me weirdly like the couple I dropped it on. I was like, Ooh, I don't like, I don't like this. And I might not even like these people.

Let's imagine no, I mean, with comedy, it's got to be so hard with no no response you know crazy about that is that ian abramson uh for years was doing this show around town and like at festivals called seven minutes of purgatory where the whole funny idea about it was that there was a comic off to the side with noise like like noise canceling headphones in a, in a booth where they can't hear the audience and there's a camera on them. And then the audience watches this comic on a monitor where they, they can't hear any noise they make. They can't, you know, the comic can't hear. And that was like a funny bit.

And now that's everybody's comedy sets i think if you tailor it to the environment though maybe there's a way to crack it it's just you gotta lean into the format and. It's time for a comedy. Hey, guys. It's Bryce. I feel like during the quarantine, there's a lot more shit talking. No, I'm just kidding. We can't see each other's faces. It's all coming out. Yeah.

That's what I like about this format is that, like, you know, everybody, you know, is asking me or I'm asking other people, like the whole podcast world when we're doing each other's shows now is everyone's doing video to, you know, to go along with their, the audio version. And I'm trying to hold out on that just make it strictly audio i think that's a good idea i think it's like you know um it's it's like the last show you don't need to shower to do i mean i don't know what you've been watching,

but there's plenty of unshowered people out there creating content. I've just been watching shower streams. That's fucked up. Well, then they're showered as well. Let's turn it off before they get in. All right. So this is the part where I say let the games begin!

There's no prizes, no name tags, we just get right into it. We'll talk about, we'll chat a little bit about movies and stuff at the end if there's time at the end. But now it's time to get serious and play a game called how long is it

i will name a thing and then each of you guess how long it is you mean like in minutes or length well once you find out what the thing is, it's for itself. But yes, that is important. And it's closest to the number without going over. And this is submitted by One Nut Cox 1977 on Instagram. on Instagram. Tom Hanks laughs maniacally in a memorable scene

from The Money Pit when their bathtub falls through the floor and crashes onto the next floor and smashes into bits and then he looks down through the hole and then he laughs. How the hole and then he laughs how long is it 13

seconds okay noelle comes in with the fast bid of 13 seconds 22 jonah is going 22 i going to go 30. Sean says 30. All right. Uh, Ryan, if you may please do the honors, let's, uh, listen to,

uh, Tom Hanks laughing on the money pit. Oh no. amazing wow all right i'm gonna say real fast half of that was not laughing that was preamble that was like that was like yeah it was like a gasping for air and actually he's getting attacked by a goose i don't know that's two- two-time Oscar winner laughing right there. Yeah. I mean, your number might have been very accurate, Noel,

if we took out all the pauses. If it was strictly the laughing, I think you would have got it. But by our count, it was 28 seconds. So that makes Jonah the winner. Yeah, right. Yeah. Congratulations, Jonah. Nice work, Jonah.

Congrats, Jonah. Thanks, everybody. What are you going to do now? What are you going to do to celebrate this big win? Are you going to, like, maybe put two shots of vodka into that La Croix? Oh, I already do. So maybe I'll go for the Quattro. I think you should try to beat the laugh.

Maybe take it to 32. Oh, no, I'll hurt my throat. I won't do it. I shan't. No no don't hurt your throat yeah all right we're gonna go to a quick break and then we'll be back soon with more exciting game action all right we're back hi how you guys doing thank you i really needed that break oh my god i got so much done sean are you just uh you just there playing with your dog i'm literally just petting this tiny yorkie that is new to my house just discovering the joy of being a dog a dog guy i mean it must be the number one thing people are doing in this

pandemic is is you know either fostering or acquiring dogs yeah i mean i've honestly never had the time to like take to like you know get to a little, a little rescue guy and, and potty train them and do all that stuff. And, and so this is perfect. And it was a really weird process going through like all of the social distance, like kind of like just video meetups and stuff and like a virtual tour of our house for the, for the powers that be and things like that. It's really, really weird, but, but but we we made it through they're like the lighting doesn't look as good as we would hope yeah um can you do you have a professional yeah do you have a professional sound guy on hand or are we gonna dorkies get

scared when there's too many chairs so is that true oh Oh, no. I'm just saying. That's Tom York, actually. You've probably met Tom York. Sean, did you call him Yorkie? Hey, Yorkie. Oh, my God. I bet in Britain they do. Down the pub. Calling Yorkie.

Yorkie's here. Yeah, Yorkie. You're a creep. All right. I don't know. Why did we... What were we just talking about? Iggy, my Yorkie. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Oh, I did bring it up. I was just like, I just got lost. How we got into that. I took it too far. When it comes to Yorkies, you can never go too far. I'm a huge fan. That's why I don't have, you know, this is my big thing is I'm trying to resist getting a dog because as soon as

this is over, I'm going to have to go back out on the road again. And then that's going to just, you know, create a whole bunch of, whole bunch of headaches. Foster one though. I had my friend, Dave clock, uh, has been fostering, uh, animals during this time. Can you foster, uh, for like two hours? Depends how long the animal lives, really. That's kind of like their lifespan.

Housefly. Butterflies, yes. Because I do that. I do like really quickie, like, you know, just hang out with the dog for a few hours. That's like being an uncle. Yeah, uncle dog dog dog dog uncle doug what's that a dog loves movies it was dom

we're talking hotel for dogs we're talking dog day afternoon we're talking air bud we're talking air bud world pup we're talking air i'm sorry i'm just gonna keep going wait i don't understand this game you just say dog a lot the dog everywhere yeah the dog is only likes dog movies all dogs go to heaven yeah like doug day afternoon is pretty good doug there uh snow dogs that's if you just get a real high it's like i had a real doug day afternoon yeah it's like baby's day out except it's doug getting way high and just wandering around yeah and joe pesci is just trying to, or no, it's Joe Montagna.

It's definitely Montagna. Joey Pants is in that one, too. That's right. Yeah. He's one of the more fun, for me, anytime Joe Pantoliano comes up, I'm just excited. Never met him, don't know him at all, but just excited to call him Joey Pants. Oh, yeah. He's in some of the best episodes of Tales from the Crypt.

He's in a good handful of them. And The Sopranos. He runs the gamut. He really does. He was in a rom-com I was in. He played my dad. No way! Yeah. Daddy Pants. He was in a rom-com I was in. He played my dad. No, what?

Yeah. Daddy pants? Daddy pants. Daddy pants. I spent a whole day in a car with him. Oh, did that work out all right? I'm fine. No barnacling.

No pool hugging. Did he have to smoke cigars all the time or something like that well it was funny so he played he played my dad and who was supposed to be italian so he like he did like an italian accent the whole time and was just like trying that out like a lot you're just stuck in a car with an Italian accent. That's exactly what it was, yeah. Did you have to stay in the car? Did they, like, roll up the craft services table?

Amazing. Well, you have a guy trying out Italian access. Hey, Noel. Hey, you want to go for pizza? Forget about it. Let's get some pizza. Well, that sounds fun, and thank you for that Hollywood memory. I always love hearing those stories.

Dog loves movies. I got one more game planned for you guys but it's a big one I'm very excited about it it's called Last Man or Woman Stanton Supreme Deluxe Edition yeah

never attempted before each one of us including myself because I like to play along. You know what, though? I'm not going to. You'll see in a second. Each one of you will get to choose an actor or actress whose body of work you think you know well. Then the four of us, I'll play as well, but I won't name an actor or actress. The four of us will take turns naming movies featuring all three of those actors.

Ooh. And as soon as you can't think of one, then you're out. There's no lifelines, but there's also no pressure. It's just for fun, of course. And we won't hang up on you. So real fast.

So we're going to try to name movies where they're all three in them at once? No, that would be crazy. I know. I was like, huh? I was just like, my brain just broke a little. I was like, huh? Yes, each of you name an actor, and then we have to name movies all three of them are in.

Okay, cool. No, it's just, you know, it helps if you pick somebody that you think you know a lot of their movies, but then we all are going to name movies for all three actors. So basically, it could play strategically and sandbag somebody else by taking all of their best answers. Oh, my God. Or just pick someone that has four movies that only you know. Yeah, if there is such a person, we don't do any fact checking during the show.

And also the corrections department has the entire pandemic off. I had to let them go. So we won't even follow up with any corrections. I think there was a mistake in the first show we did this way. And I'm just, I just walked away from it. The whole show? The Fandango Willikers work is some of my favorites. All right.

So, Jonah, since you won that first game, go ahead and tell me what actor or actress you'd like to use today in this game uh daniel stern whoa i like that choice i like that a lot okay what about you about you sean uh okay i've been on uh my my quarantine hobby has been to watch uh every one of sam rockwell's movies so i'm gonna go to sam rockwell i like that a lot there's a lot don't forget to watch the documentary on galaxy quest that's on Amazon. Oh, wait, there is one on Amazon right now? Yeah, it's like No Surrender. Fuck yeah. And, Noelle, what do you think?

You know, I'll just make it easy on all of us. Natalie Portman. Let's just go with Natalie Portman, I think. Oh, wow. Natalie Portman. Let's just go with Natalie Portman. Oh, wow. Natalie Portman. All right. Well, this is going to be interesting. We'll see if we can handle this and even keep track of all these answers

because it's a lot. Okay. So it's going to go Jonah and then Noelle, then Sean, then me. Okay. Okay. The actors are Natalie Portman. Daniel Stern.

Daniel Stern. And Sammy Rocks. Okay, cool. Sammy Rocks. Sammy Rocks, no relation to Joey Pants. No. Sammy Rocks. Sammy Rocks. No relation to Joey Pants.

I was just thinking about Sam Rockwell earlier today in a movie I had forgotten that he is in. So I'm excited that this came up. But Jonah, you go first. Okay. Well, I'll start with Sam Rockwell because I love him, and I love the movie that has double the Rockwells. I'm going to go with Moon. Ooh, spoiler.

That was an answer and a spoiler. Okay, Noelle? Yeah, let's just keep going on Sam Rockwell train. Three Billboards. Full title, please. Oh, no. I don't know. Three Billboards over.

Oh, no. Three Billboards over. Hold on. Give me one second while I think about it. Maybe pick a different movie. Oh, no. Okay. He was also, God damn it.

He was in Jojo Rabbit. Yeah, he was also god damn he was the jojo rabbit yeah he was okay i was gonna say three billboards over madison wisconsin those are just cheese i don't i don't want you to be out that quickly uh okay so sean what do you think i'm to stay on this Rockwell train and go Clown House. Clown House? That's his first one. Okay. Well, I'm going to say it because it's funny that you guys brought it up, but neither one of you said it.

Galaxy Quest. Nice. I'm going to go with one of my favorite movies, Safe Men. Safe Men. With Rockwell and Steve Zahn. I mean, if only we could live in a world where men could be safe. It really sounds like a movie for dreamers. It's a great movie.

It is really good. Okay. Noelle? Green Mile. Sam Rockwell. Great Rockwell. Okay. Well, she did the same.

We're really sticking with the Rockwell here. The Green Mile of Ebbing, Missouri? Is that what it is? I'm going to go over to Stern and say Breaking Away. All right. I don't think, can I just real interject? I don't think I know who Daniel Stern is. He was the guy that was in Breaking Away.

He's in a very popular. Also from television. We can give this away From television he was The voice of The adult version of the kid in Wonder Years Kevin Arnold Kevin yeah

But that's okay You know plenty of Natalie Portman And Sam Rockwell movies right Sure thing Yeah we could keep this going for hours Alright so Sean said Breaking Away I'm gonna say Sam Rockwell movies, right? Sure thing. Yeah, we could keep this going for hours. All right. So Sean said Breaking Away. I'm going to say the movie I was thinking about earlier today,

a film called Choke. Oh, yeah. Palahniuk. Yeah. Nice. Jonah. I'll go Home Alone for Daniel Stern. Yes. Oh, okay. I thought you were Alone for Daniel Stern. Yes.

Oh, okay. I thought you were just describing your situation. My wife is here. My wife! Noelle? Yeah, let's just do a Natalie Portman film, Black Swan. Okay. I was thinking that one as you said it.

Telepathically, I told you, pick the movie that she's probably most famous for. And knock those out. She won the Oscar for that one. Sean? I'll stick with Portland. Not Portland, Portman. And stick with Portland. Not Portland, Portland. And go with Annihilation. Oh.

Yes. That's one of those movies that people loved it, and I didn't get it. I just saw it on Netflix the other day. I still haven't seen it, so I'm not taking any stance yet. Okay. That's fair. All right.

I'm going to jump over to Daniel Stern here and take some of the steam out of Jonas' sails. I'm going to say Celtic pride. There you go. Written by Judd Apatow. Mm-hmm. All right. I'm going to go with a back to Rockwell and do blue iguana. Oh my God.

We had to turn that one off the other day. Couldn't, couldn't make it through. Featuring Ben Schwartz. Ben Schwartz is, yeah, Blue Iguana. Oh my God. We had to turn that one off the other day. Couldn't make it through. Featuring Ben Schwartz. Ben Schwartz. Yeah, I love Ben Schwartz. I love Sam Rockwell. Could not watch that movie.

You know wanna blue iguana? Oh, me know wanna. Did you announce that when you turned it off and threw the remote? I wish. I was so tired. Who's it now? It's Noelle? Yeah.

For Natalie Portman, Jackie. Jackie. Weird vote. Oh! Sterns, Home Alone 2, Lost in New York. Oh, you you're gonna play that way are you uh yeah i said the full title you were waiting you were waiting to bust me and be like home alone 2 what um okay john was it i'm gonna start something here, I think, with a little City Slickers. Ooh. Oh.

Then I'll go City Slickers 2, The Legend of Curly's Gold. You son of a gun. I've had that one trip people up on this show before, I think twice. Oh, yeah. No, that's a that's that's a classic subtitle there the legend of curly's gold easy to confuse though it's like you know oh is it the legend or is it the ballad city slickers three the ballad of buster scruggs so who's up? Noelle, is it me?

okay, so just Natalie Portman Garden State yeah I kind of want to get back over to Daniel Stern some more and throw down a little diner. Oh, I feel like I got skipped Doug. I don't know. Sorry. What do you got?

I'll go strictly business. Sam Rockwell. Okay. I'm going gonna say uh diner i i re-watched that a couple years ago um yeah and they talk about going to the diner a lot they were always like let's go to the diner i kind of actually i just i i remember it being better but i i didn't not like it, you know? No, I was, I was recently hypothesizing that if I watched it again now, I would be bummed out by it.

And then I did remember that there's like Daniel Stern yelling at Ellen Barkin for not putting his albums back in the right order. And, uh, and Steve Gutenberg making his fiance take a football quiz before deciding if he'd marry her or not and the classic Mickey Rourke

just putting his dick in the popcorn so when the girl reaches in to get some popcorn she has to touch his dick. That movie does not hold up even in my memory of it. All those things came to mind when I was like, was that movie? Oh yeah. That's the way that's not going to be, that's not going to work now.

Cause people used to talk about that movie all the time. Like, like it was their favorite it was a lot of people's favorite movie and i i never really uh never understood that yeah no it's it's yeah that's definitely a time capsule all right who's up next uh that's me i I will do Natalie Portman, The Professional or Leon, The Professional. I love how if you could, though, I'd like you to give us the European title for

all the films that you mentioned. Leon, Le Professional. Leon! That's my Natalie Portman impression. That whole movie, she's like, Leo! Noelle? Natalie Portman in Closer. Yes.

Was that what you were going to do next? Yes. No, I hadn't thought of that one yet. Yeah, she's in a lot of movies I haven't thought of that one yet yeah she's in a lot of movies I haven't thought about so far like she's my she's my go to when I get in trouble

um Sean I'm gonna go Rockwell Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ah yeah you know what you know what you know what I call you Sean after that answer

Mr. Right is also the name of a Sam Rockwell movie I haven't gotten to that part of the list. I'm going to go with Daniel Stern, Bushwhacked. Whoa. You running out of options, Noelle? No, it's just so funny because I just don't know any of those movies. So I'm just

backing myself into a portman hole a portman portal so um anyway is it my turn yeah i think so god okay okay um one of my favorite movies at least i haven't seen it since I was like 12, but Mars Attacks. Oh, okay. It'd be so funny if we had like a camera and, you know, at the end of this, we cut to Noel sitting in a room where all the posters on the walls are all for Natalie Portman. I just figured I'd have a secret Natalie Portman. You just have to look around the room and just read the titles off of the posters. It's all Daniel Stern movies, and she's pretending she doesn't know.

Sean again, right? Yeah. I'll go Richard Jewell. Okay, Mars Attacks. Okay, yeah, Sean. Richard Jewell, Rockwell. What? That's not a movie. Richard Jewell. Wait, what did you... Okay, Mars Attacks. Okay, yeah, Sean. Richard Jewell, Rockwell. What? That's not a movie.

Richard Jewell? I don't know. These just... It's this newer Clint Eastwood one. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Kathy Mason, Jon Hamm. Yeah, Paul Walter Hauser.

I love that guy. Yeah, it's really... Whoever cast Richard Jewell must've just seen I, Tonya and just went, Oh, there he is. Yeah. That's,

that's the guy. Cause it's, it's a being pretty similar, less buffoonish, but still very similar performance. Okay. So it's my turn. Is that what happened?

Yes. It's my turn. Okay, so I'm going to go early Portman and say Beautiful Girls. Ooh. I'm going to go with one of my favorite Portman movies, Vox Lux. Did I not say that already? I didn't. I didn't.

Never mind. Okay, it's on you again, Noelle. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to be like, that was mine. Sorry. No, that's okay. I think I, nobody actually ended up saying this completely, but it's three billboards outside of Ebbing

Missouri yeah I just think no one was like cruel enough to take it from you uh let's go charlie's angels for rockwell oh really i mean as long as we're going there i say let's go iron man 2 oh um oh shit uh there's a um i'm oh man i'm i've blanked on the name of the movie for daniel stirr but i think it's uh i think it's whip it co-starring uh sean tillman here god damn yeah that's the you're right on both uh both counts whip it wow i forgot i was in that i forgot he was in that yeah i definitely forgot about uh daniel stern uh in that he's kind of an asshole right i thought he was kind of he's like the basically he plays the paul dooley from um breaking up yeah he he he

thinks that it's stupid that she's in roller derby but then he eventually wins him over and he loves it yeah see how tough it is and cool yeah that was fun that was a fun all right well i'm glad you came up with a Daniel Stern there, Jonah. Yeah, thanks, Jonah. Your idea. All right, so, Noelle? Have we said V for Vendetta for an alley point? No.

All right. Are you sure that's the title? Is it not? Is it not? Well, some people like to call it V for Vendetta, colon, Out for Justice, but that's just a title floating around out there amongst the super fans. What?

I didn't know that one. I didn't know that. I don't, I mean, do you want to? Out for Justice. Is that true? No, I made it up. Sean, it's your turn. V for Vendetta.

She got buzzed. I don't know. It does feel like it needs more words. V for Vendetta, colon, W for what? words b for vendetta colon w for what i'm gonna go with um blaze sam rockwell oh i thought you're just suggesting something for me to do yes and that too sam rockwell and blaze okay okay um Okay. Okay. Um, Oh shit. That helped me think of something. Sam Rockwell in vice. Oh yeah.

Nice. Jonah. Uh, Natalie Portman. I believe there's two of these movies that came out. Oh God. And I have waters. You're treading in. This is tough. I God. And I have waters. You're treading in.

This is tough. I know. And I think it's no strings attached. I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I could have been the friends of benefits. Yeah.

The other one's a Kunis. Yeah. That was a Tim, a timber Portman. Portman. Portman. Don't! Noel. Okay.

There are these two other Portman films that are very similar. There's Where the Heart Is with Ashley Judd. Do you know what I'm talking about? Is that a movie?

I vaguely remember. There's Where the Heart Is. I think that's what it's called. You don't have an or? Is it something else? No. That's your answer? Yeah, it's my answer.

Where the Heart Is or Where the Heart Ain't. She and Ashley Judd's like sisters struggling to make it on their own well there's just two of these movies that are like she's like on the road she might be pregnant I don't know oh right there's that one where she works at the Walmart yes I don't know yeah anyway yeah then there's another one where she's uh uh I can't I can't think of the title I think I know it but I'm not sure where she's running around she's like Susan Sarandon's daughter yeah so I don't know yeah she might be pregnant in both but I'll accept where the heart is. That sounds right. Does anybody dispute where the heart is?

Nah. Should we ask Ryan to keep track of these? No, he's busy not listening. He's hosting. Yeah. He's moderating in case anybody gets out of hand in the audience out there yeah so uh that makes it sean's turn uh yes i'm gonna go trolls world tour sam rockwell had a voice in there maybe all three who knows yeah i haven't watched it yet but i just wild yeah is that pronounced trolls world two or i think right trolls two

trolls world twa yeah okay that's a, that's a good sneaky Rockwell. Thank you. A sneaky Rockwell. It's like a boxing move. Yeah. Folks. I haven't seen anything like this in forever. Sorry. I just laughed out your punchline. I think. I literally ended that by saying, it's the last time we've seen this in forever, which no announcer would ever say. Okay, that was a perfect edit then.

Nature's edit. Who's next? You are, Doug. Oh. I'm going to say... who's next you are doug oh i'm gonna say i'm gonna go with this is really uh this is really squeaker um i think the thing with susan sarandon is called anywhere but here oh i was I was going to say somewhere, but yeah. Somewhere but here? But yeah, anywhere makes more sense.

All right. That means I'm next. I'll do Sam Rockwell, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Nice. Oh, very good. That's so good. Yeah. Okay.

We have not gone here with Natalie, but Star Wars episode one, The Phantom Menace. Yes, that's the trouble. There you go. There we go. What she said. She did it. I said it right. That's the only one I know.

Star Wars episode one, The Phantom Menace. Very good. Yeah. I mean, I'm not taking credit here uh i'm gonna go phantom minache what do you got uh the way way back what's sam rockwell oh yes of course of course very good this just isn't fair because i've been watching so many sam rockwell movies this week yeah well that's the thing you know you gotta pick somebody that's gonna be in your wheelhouse and we should have been snapping up more rockwells on you um

uh damn i don't know i'm really uh you know just in the interest of time i think i'm gonna i might tip out here or no no i can i can do this i can do uh uh uh star wars uh episode two attack of the clones okay then i'll do star wars episode three revenge of the Clones Okay Then I'll do Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith I thought it was Revenge of the Nerds

But a couple of dicks Okay Is it my turn? Yeah Okay The only The only Well maybe

Something will come to me Natalie Portman And the Darjeeling Limited. Oh. I like it. Oh, now I'm blanking. Sam Rockwell is in a bunch of stuff. It's the one he dances in.

Oh yeah, that one. That one. God. He was Bob Fosse on TV. I know, that was so good too. So good. Fuck, do I have to tap out right now? I might have to tap out right now i might have to tap out um no i should know a lot more

but i i'm just blanking right now uh yeah it's oh oh he was in uh no he wasn't in that fuck damn i'm out i'm out. I'm out, you guys. All right. Scott Tillman, Harmar superstar, has tapped. I'm tapped. Jonah. I'll go Sam Rockwell, Gentleman Broncos. Nice. Whoa. Impressive.

Noelle. Okay. Natalie Portman and Zoolander. As Natalie Portman. Oh. Nice. Very good point. okay uh natalie portman and zoolander as natalie portman oh very good back to you um there's got to be another daniel stern movie i know what did we miss there's so many i don't think oh I just thought of one oh really can you tell me

text it to me no I'm going to go Dan and Ian I think I might be tapped this is so exciting

I love it yeah I don't I think I might be tapped. This is so exciting. I love it. Yeah, I don't think... Jonah's out. I'm out, sorry. Noelle, you won. No way. Yeah. You won.

Did you guys set me... You guys are just being... I did. No, I honestly... You did it. You really did it. I'm out. My brain is broken.

Nice work, Noelle. You lasted all that time. I of blue thunder for daniel stern oh you know he's the goose of that movie yeah um but yeah did you have any more noel i honestly um Honestly, no. No. Perfect. Should I have another one? No. Should I actually win?

I just wanted to give you a chance to rub it in if you had more. No, no. You officially won. You did it. You won. Great. Yeah. Congratulations.

You don't sound excited. What do I win in quarantine uh that's the thing is you're not you know you're not playing for so anybody but uh you know maybe um you know maybe if somebody's listening to this and they reach out on your twitter and say i heard that uh i heard that you won on uh doug lowe's movies. Give me something. And then you have to give that person something. I'm happy to give people things. I've been mailing, like, I like, I've been,

I have a bunch of postcards and I bought a bunch of stamps. I love it. Let's get, you know, tell them Doug Lowe's movies sent you and reach out to Doug Lowe. Oh, no. I just remembered the movie that i had like locked away earlier on in the game oh no what was it either way it's very bad things which is kind of a that's a daniel stern movie with a christian slater and stuff like that sorry i totally

forgot until just at this moment i'm very upset with myself and I'll be thinking about it for the rest of the day. Yeah. I mean, at least you caught it while we were still recording, you know, like usually I think of stuff like in the shower or something, you know, later. Anything, anything you guys want to recommend? We just have a couple of minutes here, but anything you want to recommend uh we just have a couple of minutes here but anything you want to recommend uh people watch while in uh quarantine i just last night i just watched the

the tom petty documentary the really long one that one's that's amazing i would definitely have not said the full title if we were supposed to be guessing it, but it was so good. I, I have a really short attention span. And last night I watched three hours and only went to bed because it was late. I don't know. It was just such a good, it was so good. And I finished watching it today, which is very lovely to watch. That's great. It's so good. It's like, I think the first time I watched it, I wasn't fully like, I didn't think I was a Tom Petty fan.

And then, like, about 14 minutes in, I was like, holy fuck. Yeah. I've, like, loved Tom Petty my whole life and just, like, watched that movie so many times since then. You know? It's like, he's just one of those dudes who all of a sudden, once you know the catalog, you're like, I know every one of these songs. Yeah, you know songs from every single album and it spans decades.

I think it's incredible. Yeah, he's great. My recommendation would be I just got back into some Showtime stuff, so I would say Black Monday is really great. It's really fun to watch.

And On Becoming a God in Central Florida is a great series, too. Oh, okay. Nice. I found this new YouTube channel called Trash Theory, and it's this guy from England that does these really great kind of video essays about all kinds of music. And it's so fun to watch and funny and digestible. Like he did one that's all about the best of the worst

performances on top of the pops, where like bands like over the years have like intentionally sandbagged their performances on that show, or how, you know, like from the Buzzcocks to Green Day, how pop punk kind of became a thing or why nu metal was such a terrible thing. It's a lot of great stuff and a lot of great kind of video essays. I highly suggest it. Awesome. What's it called again? The channel's called Trash Theory.

Cool. And do you guys have anything, you know, that you want to promote? Any other podcasts or internet appearances you have coming up nope okay great i i've been making these um my my fiance laura and i have been making these coloring books since we've been quarantined um with a bunch of illustrators and things uh different amazing artists from from called Coloring Books for a Cause, raising money for a bunch of people that can't work while this COVID-19 stuff is going on. So if you want to check out coloringbooksforacause.com,

we have one that benefits the staff of First Avenue in Minneapolis, one that benefits the staffs of Grumpy's and Palmer's Bars, and another one that benefits Violence Free Minnesota, which is a coalition to end domestic violence and relationship abuse. So that's been a cool project that I've been really excited to work on. That's great. Yeah. Thank you.

Noelle Wells. really excited to work on and that's great yeah thank you um noelle wells yeah i'm just been sitting here like very uselessly um i will if anybody wants to rope me into anything i'm around you're watching tons of uh tons of tom petty that's not being useless that's a that's true you're being a keeper yeah i mean i i'm definitely i'm really taking care of myself and um but yeah um i i don't have anything particular to plug you know i have an i have an album that came out last year and it feels like a good time if you haven't gotten a chance to listen to it maybe listen to it it's a little melancholic, but I also think it speaks to the time as well. Yeah, that sounds necessary right now.

Yeah. And it's really, really good. Thank you, Jen. Thank you. Did you cut out on, I just heard it's really, really. It is really, really. It's really, really.

Oh my God, your new record is really, really. You really think so? I really, really do. Jonah Ray, what else you got going on, buddy? We're still trying to put out episodes of Jonah Radio. You know, it's so we get to hear about a lot of the front line stuff happening because Cash Hartzell, one of our, you know, uh, hosts on that show has been working at trader Joe's. Uh, so he's been seeing a lot of the madness, uh, firsthand. And, um, and then I'm also doing another podcast called social distancing where I just

call up friends and record the phone conversations and then just kind of put those up, um, on, on, uh, on the internet. And that's just been kind of fun. We've had like Mike Mitchell, Kumail and Emily did one, uh, we had a Georgia Hart Stark and whatnot. So that's just been kind of fun. We've had like Mike Mitchell, Kumail and Emily did one. We had Georgia Hardstark and whatnot. So it's been fun. Awesome. Hell yeah.

Come in, call me. Yeah. It'll be the longest conversation Noelle and I have ever had outside of this podcast. Oh, okay. Well, if the three of you could do me a huge favor,

first of all, thank you for being here. And then if you could take a picture of yourself or your environment where you're at right now, just something to capture this time we spent together that I could put into a little collage for Instagram, I'd appreciate it. You could just text me one picture. I don't need to make choices.

And I can just imagine somebody standing like, here's eight shots, pick one. And yeah, thank you guys for being here. Thank you to everybody for listening. And as always, positive energy.