Doug Loves Movies - Jonathan Lipnicki, Sarah Silverman, and Greg Behrendt Guest

Episode Date: May 26, 2011

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Doug Hayes, candy wrapper, squeaky baby, sticky seats with 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not more that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies. Thank you. Hey everybody. That sounds kind of a little on the hollow side. Also, I didn't look at this before coming out here, but I'm rearranging the furniture because I like the guests to have a little bit more to not be just between a table and a wall.

So I'm just going to rearrange everything a little bit. I was here early enough to do this. Oh, there goes a microphone. It's okay. They'll figure it out. They'll pick it up. Oh, shit. Now we're really in trouble.

Thank you. Are you like on the AV club or something? Because you did that. Not only did you do that well, you did it quickly. You're like a roadie that's in charge of Steven Tyler's scarves.

You really worked with precision. I'm throwing off in general tonight because I had a horrible iPhone day today where suddenly my Leonard Maltin app just would, not only would it not work at all, well, that's all I have to say about it, is it would not work at all. I don't know why I said not only. It wouldn't work at all, and also it wouldn't work at all.

Like, there's nothing else to say other than it just totally wouldn't work. And so I freaked out, and I loaded a Leonard Maltin game into my iPad, and just like all the great products over at Apple, the phone's working fine now, and it's like nothing ever happened. It was just like, let's not even worry about that. Let's not worry about the fact that we completely let you down

when you really needed us. Don't worry about it, Apple. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. That was Tuesday, May 24th, 2 Oceans 11. Great shows.

Great shows last week in Philadelphia, Arlington, Easton, and New York City. In New York City, we recorded two special boner eps of the show at the Gramercy Theater. I mean, of this show and of the Benson Interruption. And they're both available now or soon in the comedy album section of iTunes. And for non-iTunes people, now you can get a lot of this stuff at astrecords.com slash DLM. You can get season two of Doug Loves Movies and lots of other stuff.

You can see me do stand-up and probably play a little Leonard Maltin game with audience members on the following dates, places, and venues. May 29th, I'll be at the Palace Station in Vegas. June 1st and 2nd, I'll be at the Palace Station in Vegas. June 1st and 2nd, I'll be at Cab City Comedy in Austin, Texas. Rooster Teeth Feathers in Sunnyvale, California

on June 15th. Comedy Works Denver, June 18th at 420. I'll be at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, June 23rd. Jukebox Comedy in Peoria on June 24th. Yeah, there's a comedy club in peoria uh i'll be at zany's at chicago june 25th also at 420 uh funny bone des moines june 26th waiting room lounge in

omaha nebraska june 27th city art center at fair park in oklahoma city june 28th which is also uh doug benson day it was it was declared doug benson day last year on june 28th so which is also Doug Benson Day. It was declared Doug Benson Day last year on June 28th. So I said, I'll come back on Doug Benson Day. And they said, well, it's not going to be Doug Benson Day every year. And I said, it is now. It's in my mind is all that matters.

Even the posters for the show say, come on down for Doug Benson Day. What's Oklahoma City going to do? Or the state, I mean. What are they going to do? No, it's not. They got more important things to do. They didn't even know they made it Doug Benson Day the first time around. It was just somebody doing

somebody a favor. Houston Improv, June 29th, and the Ventura Harbor Comedy Club in Ventura, California on July 6th. That's only a tip of the iceberg. I've got many more road dates and you can see them all at

douglovesmovies.com on the homepage there. I don't even know how many pages. I think there's only one page at douglovesmovies.com and that's the page. It's got tour dates in it. The number one movie in the country right now is Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Strange Days,

or something like that. And, uh... I haven't seen it, but I will tell you my thoughts about it a few months from now after sleeping through it on a plane.

My guests today are two long-time friends and one brand new friend. Please welcome Sarah Silverman, Greg Barrett, and Jonathan Lipnicki. Thank you. We did it, you guys. Yeah, so just talk into your microphones. Constantly? If you don't mind.

How are you? I love it when you talk. Jonathan. Jonathan Lipnicki's here, everybody. Come on. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Did you just die? Sarah, have you seen him lately?

I saw him on The View last week, so I know how he looks and talks and moves and stuff. But have you seen him in a while? I saw him on E's Hollywood Kids All Grown Up special. The Not Fucked Up edition? Five years ago. It was like clips. It was like clips.

And I saw a grown up. And I was like, oh, he lucked out. He's cute. You never know right yeah yeah yeah and not chock full of problems yet

we'll see but you're doing alright I saw some track marks I've seen him so dumb you don't wear a shirt like that if you got track marks

what I've seen him in a few I don't know if I'd call them dreams they might have been fantasies but they were you know they were cute.

He was adorable. What are they called when you're awake? Right, when you're awake. You're sitting in your living room. Or you could just be, yeah, at an open door. Semen is involved. You're just looking out. You're awoken by the wetness of semen.

Sure. Or surprising someone below you with it. Below you? Below you, yeah. I see it on that. I did it on a porch. Wordplay. Yes. Surprising somebody who's below you. Okay, so what were we talking about? Oh, so we met on Twitter, you and I.

Sort of. We met there. And it was because I went to see a play at the Mark Taper Forum Lieutenant of Inishmore I don't know yeah yeah yeah

amazing show I saw it on Broadway and in Los Angeles and two people here have heard of it thank you two people I saw a play oh

it's I went to a play everyone it was a bunch of Tonys one year right I remember the name but that's also the thing, though, is it's not a play. It's like a Tarantino movie on stage.

It is hilarious. So it's like a play. Really bloody. And it's really bloody. Okay. Seven gallons of blood a night. Yeah, but you know what I mean? It's not like a...

Seven gallons of blood a night. ...Importance of being earnest or something. What? They used seven gallons of blood a night, or fake blood. Yeah, it was insane. You never know which night it's going to be.

Yeah, it's very bloody and hilarious, but also everyone in it has a thick accent. Huh? Right? Irish. Irish accent.

And it's by, what's the guy's name? Martin McDonough? Yes. He accent. And it's by, what's the guy's name? Martin McDonough? Yes. He also did Pillow Man and directed In Bruges. In Bruges is an awesome movie. Wow.

Welcome to Doug Loves Plays, everybody. Grab a pillow. Don't get me started about how I saw Daniel Radcliffe and how to succeed in business last weekend.

He was amazing. I'm going to go back to New York next week and see House of Blue Leaves. So then we can come back and bore people about that. Yeah, it's weird when you go see Broadway shows, when you come back to L.A., it's like no one else has seen it or cares to hear about it. They don't give a shit. I didn't see Book of Mormon. So that's the first thing everybody asks me is, did you see Book of Mormon?

No, I didn't see that. Mormon. That's the first thing everybody asks me. Did you see Book of Mormon? No, I didn't see that. So then suddenly the conversation's over. Nobody saw a play about AIDS! No, you didn't see the Mormon play. The Mormon musical. So we're not particularly interested. But the point I was trying to drive at

was that it was an amazing play and the cast was amazing. So if you were an understudy there was a chance you would have to go on at some point in one of those roles did you ever during the run of the show go on no okay but you were ready to yes that's why you saw me there you were sitting a couple rows behind me because you have to sit through it a lot because you're gonna might have to do it and then i totally was like oh my god, it's Doug Benson. So then when I saw you tweeted me, I was like overjoyed.

It's like love at first tweet. Wow, that's awesome. I wasn't digging for that. What I'm getting at is since you've grown up to be an actual decent thespian who does dialects and whatnot, I would like to hear

your Irish accent, but I want you to say a line from Jerry Maguire. Yeah. I like that. So pick anyone you want, but then say it with that fecking accent.

They say feck a lot. The fecking accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like a year ago. Let's see if I can pull that one out. Jerry Maguire was a little longer ago than that.

I don't mean to quibble. Sorry. That is easy to remember because people yell those lines out at you from moving cars, don't they? Actually, yeah. Peace, no fear. They must yell that as they drive by. Yeah, they do.

I love it. You have a great life. If it gives you any comfort. Why don't you yell my line out from Jerry Maguire? Oh, because you got cut out of Jerry Maguire. Oh. Did you know that? That Greg Berling is in Jerry Maguire?

First off, it was great to see Lipnicki. Because we're back together again. Cast reassembled. How about it? Both in Jerry Maguire. Your scene wasn't with him, though. It was not, no. It was with Tom and Kuba. That's how I came to know him that evening. What's radio really like? Radio. Yeah. And the guy who was also in the scene with me, his name was Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. And he is no longer with us.

Yeah, I believe he was arrested with a van and some kids, and then he died in prison. Is that right? Yeah. So that was sort of... That's how you could have ended up, and you didn't, Jonathan. Yeah, yeah. But so polite.

Different paths. He was so polite. paths yeah and yeah yeah all right you don't have to do that dumb thing i said i i just yeah i know i just wanted to say it out loud i don't really i i didn't really need to hear it but uh our company had a big people are booing yeah no we want to hear it. What's an Irish accent? Like, You should do it. Yeah, you should just say it. Just say, how much does a human head weigh?

You know, the human head weighs eight pounds? Oh, it's eight? I thought it was ten. It's eight, but I think it really is ten.

Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds? That's awesome. That was the best accent I've ever done. That was awesome. I can't even believe I know how to do that. That was Brad Pitt from the Devil's Own. Good.

Oh, the Devil's Own. The Devil's Own. I didn't even do any research. That was awesome. Like imitating Flanagan. Welcome to Largo. And there was one movie where some kids went give me a penny. I can do that.

Oh, was it Angela's Ashes? No, it was something black and white. With old timey people in it. I like to... Say what? People are trying to guess, but do not even... I was talking over this play. Ignore them.

Something man. The Quiet Man? The Quiet Man. Was that really it? No. That was not it. Yeah, it The Quiet Man? The Quiet Man. Was that really it? No. That was not it. Yeah, it was. It was The Quiet Man,

which is not in black and white. I don't think it was The Quiet Man, but that is another movie that takes place in Ireland. This is so much more fun than the Leonard Maltin game. I'm sorry! We should put this in the show.

What was that movie? You can edit all the boring stuff out We don't edit anything out But you're doing great Sarah Really? Yeah and also I have to ask you about I hear that you have a movie coming out With Michelle Williams is also in it Oh me?

Yeah Yes And you have a rather erotic scene with her? Michelle Williams is also in it. Oh, me? Yes. And you have a rather erotic scene with her? No. Is that really what you thought? That's what people are saying. Oh, this is going to be such a disappointment. Well, I'll be cool with it not being that erotic

because I know you. It's not at all erotic. It's kind of weird. What happens? It's an everyday nothing. We take a swim class at the Y erotic because i know you it's not at all kind of weird what happens and every day nothing you know it's just uh we take a swim class at the y and now slow down slow down set it up go ahead set it up a little bit slower so we're at the y you love this we say it's a regular great favorite movie oh my god i love swim fan i do love swim fans fan. It's just we're in the shower at the Y with a whole bunch of women who are all naked.

I love it. Including us, but it's just like one of those. Wait, wait, back up. What's the not erotic part? Because we're just. A whole bunch of women and you and her naked? Like of all ages and all shapes and sizes. And it's like one of those.

Like women's bodies are all different shapes and sizes scenes. It like one of those women's bodies are all different shapes and sizes scenes. It's not like a sexy scene. It's like a completely just real

scene. Oh, kind of like Carrie. No. At the beginning of that movie. That was a realistic

Jim shower. I told you this story. I feel like I must have told this story. You didn't tell me this. Go ahead. Okay, so Sarah Polly wrote and directed it.

And she's incredible. And I trust her completely. But here now it is, the time of the shower scene. Here we go. So cute. Oh, God. I took her side and I said, look. I know you love that all women's bodies are all sorts of shapes and sizes.

I need you to look at me and pretend it's you. Like be as critical as you would to your own self. Because sometimes I look in the mirror and if I'm naked and I'm like, oh, I'm disgusting. And then I try to stop and I go, what if I'm looking at another body? This was another girl's body i'd be like she's beautiful it looks natural it's great yeah because it's someone else's so i said sarah really look at look at me and be honest and give me tips that you know like tell me things you would want to know if you were me so we do this scene. And once I'm in it. I'm not even thinking about it. And I'm completely just trying to remember my lines.

And I want to say in the moment. But I was probably just reaching for lines. But anyway. I'm not even thinking about it. So then she comes to give me notes. And she's so thoughtful. And she's so kind. And she goes.

When you are shaving this leg, because it's like up on a stool, she said, we're seeing a lot of lip. I don't understand. Are you bent over? No, my... Because... Oh, you're... Yes, show us. And I grabbed her to keep from collapsing.

And then, like, I kind of came to, and it was all still real. So I'm not... You know, I like that I get... Because instinctively I like to be provocative, I'm excited to be like, I'm naked you know I like that I get because instinctively I like to be provocative I'm excited to be like I'm naked in a movie

but when it comes out I will I'll probably it will be terrible for me you'll be like Kathy Bates in About Schmidt

kind of stuff if I were you and she said I'm seeing a lot of lip I would just say that's because I'm pouting. Yeah. But hey, it's a human body.

It's beautiful. What's this movie called, Sarah? Lips. It's called Take This Waltz and I'm not a huge part of it. I just... You're just the best part of it. I mean,

the important thing is Michelle Williams is naked and she, I made a terrible mistake and I'll tell you why there was lip. Because that morning I took a hot bath to get a really good shave and then I go, maybe I'll even up this corner. Maybe I'll even up this corner. Maybe I'll make this a straight line.

Never do anything from the top. So that is just getting lower and lower. And by the time I was done, I looked like I was wearing a crazy toupee. It just looked crazy and too small, and there was too much naked skin around it, but with black-rooted pores. And then when we go to do the scene, I look at Michelle Williams. This is all going to go in your Wikipedia, by the way. You know that. She has a merkin-type bush, and then her lips are large. I don't have a vagina

That can pull that off I need a full head of hair And Michelle Williams Had a beautiful Perfect Like Bushy triangle And I was like

Oh I had that this morning It's so frustrating I have the kind of lips That most women want On their face frustrating. I have the kind of lips that most women want on their face. It's such a dichotomy. It's a terrible caveat. Do you have collagen-injected lips

down there? Yeah, it looks like someone from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills lips on their face is in my undercarriage. And is all natural. And they smoke. But enough about me. Oh, why do I do this?

Do what? That was fun. That was good. Yeah, it was great for you guys. Tomorrow. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. Take this waltz?

Yeah. Please. Yeah, it sounds like it should be please or and shove it. Take this waltz and shove it. No, it's great. It's a Leonard Cohen song. Oh, okay. And most of the's a Leonard Cohen song. Oh, okay.

And most of the soundtrack is Leonard Cohen songs. Yes. Sounds funny. We all love his songs when they're covered by other people. Just kidding, Lenny. All right, sorry. Lenny. He probably loves it too.

He probably loves it too. What? When his songs are covered, because then they sell. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Who has the original Hallelujah? If I know artists, he'll take that the wrong way. He's going to be all right.

He'll be all right. He's not a podcast fan. I sat next to him at Ammo, and he offered me a sip of his juice. Is that true? It's true. He was very sweet. He said, have you tried this? It was a sort of a mojito, like a virgin mojito.

And he asked us if we'd tried it. And you're like, hallelujah. And we said we hadn't. And he said, here. He just sort of handed it over. I did. And then I asked him about his soldier's things. But why was he talking to you in the first place?

You had already... Just started a conversation. Just want a sip of this. Just a guy sitting next to us on a bench, looked over at us, saw that we didn't have juice. Saw that we lacked juice. That he had a juice connection and an opinion

and he was glad to give it to us. He seemed like he didn't care how... He was really well dressed. It was noon. It was wonderful. He was awesome he's the way you want to be when you're old just pleasant he's over all the he's cool he doesn't care he doesn't care he's leonard cohen having a juice

sounds like a juice pusher to me we only have a few seconds to talk about this but tom cruise We only have a few seconds to talk about this But Tom Cruise Everything you know, let's go I'm sure he was a delight to work with I've heard you talk about how he and Rene were both wonderful to you Yeah, he was amazing Obviously the chemistry you had with them Was what makes that movie so amazing

But seriously Have you kept in touch with him at all? Somewhat We emailed recently. How did that go? Can you whip it out and read it to us? No, I mean, I wish there was a video, because the guy is such an excited guy. He's excited to do everything. I remember one time we went to the Rainforest Cafe, and he's like, Can you believe it? We're going to the Rainforest Cafe!

Like, we're going to the Rainforest Cafe. He is constantly amped. It's true. It's awesome. Yeah, it doesn't seem like there's anything you can throw at that guy. I've met him a couple times at both times. Like, he's unfazed by any kind of, like, even no matter how you try to mock him or something, he's just like,

he's just all gung-ho and super into it. I don't know how he does it. It's pretty amazing. To always be that amped about everything. It's hilarious that he's going to be in Rock of Ages. Oh, speaking of, back to musicals and plays, Greg. In How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, Daniel, speaking of, back to musicals and plays, Greg. In How to Succeed in Business

Without Really Trying, Daniel Radcliffe when his character figures out he's in love, jumps up and down on a couch and it brings the fucking house down. Like, they go insane. Were you watching Oprah when Tom did that? Were you like, I should send an email? I was not watching

while it happened, but I saw it replayed over and over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was very much in love. It was super nutty, but it kind of reminds me of the Howard Dean, like, the guy got passionate about what he should be passionate about. I've

said this before because I've been on the show. When you're in that planet, which is its own planet, that may, that, like, what he's already excitable they're the fucking women most of them are on fire like or they're peeing or there's something the panic and the excitement in the room is so palpable like beetle mania that everything makes sense it was like a beetle mania moment but when you see it on tv you go that looks crazy but in the room it's the right oh yeah the room i'm sure that everyone went nuts. It wasn't like it bombed. It wasn't like he was jumping up and down the couch in there silent.

Oprah was like, oh, my. No, women were. I have to start a network. They were coming. Women were coming. Like, people were. They go. They go.

I'm not kidding. They go Beatlemania. It's Beatlemania when she comes out. They fucking. The building shakes. And then you're like, this is not a place that exists anywhere else except outside of this studio right now. So he was probably just like,

well, fuck. He just did what was natural to the room. Yes and. Yeah, he yes anded it. That's right. All right, you guys. Let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Everybody brought some awesome stuff

for me to give away. Sarah brought... That guy's name is Doug Benson. Where? Oh, is your name Doug Calder Benson? Oh, your name's Calder, and then you just wrote Doug Benson to celebrate where you are. Do you want to describe all of the signs?

There's a Mad Men one. You love Mad Men. Matt Men. Get it? Yeah. I don't know what that has to do with movies. Some of these are so good that the sad ones are almost the ones you want. I know.

You know, like there's one that you're like, that would never win. I made one out of Legos. That's so sad. Not a guy. Joe. It's not a guy. It's Joe, Sarah. Made it out of Legos. That's so sad. Not a guy, Joe. It's not a guy, it's Joe, Sarah. Made it out of Legos. I'm not just a customer, I'm Stan. But go ahead, all three of you, please,

go out into the audience and select a name tag that you'd like to play for. There's a VHS tape over there. There's a couple of arrows pointing to one specific person, so that's a lot of pressure to get that person selected. But go ahead, you guys. Get up. Hard about that.

It's so hard. Jordan's here with his baseball again. It's okay, Jonathan. Hang on, hang on, hang on hang on hang on so Sarah brought copies of volume 2 season 2 of the Sarah Silverman program on DVD

and the songs of the Sarah Silverman program on CD my CD of course is always in here Jonathan brought an autographed picture of himself on CD. My CD, of course, is always in here. Jonathan brought an autographed picture of himself. That'll be yours for the habit.

I know, it's lame. Looking good. Sarah wants to look at it. I think he's got a couple more if you want one, Sarah. And then Greg bought some stuff from Reigning Monarchs.

He brought some pins and a, what do you call this thing, Greg? It's a 45. 45. It's a 45 and a CD and that's why I have a band, a surf band

called the Reigning Monarchs. We play, you know, it's like And it's really signed on the back also? It's the clash kind of stuff and I signed it, yeah.

Yeah, nice. And badges. Very good. Yeah, and little pins, badges, whatever you want to call awesome great congratulations on your band thank you so much appreciate that thanks for the support yeah oh isn't your career basically like 18 side projects that's all it is you got a lot of stuff and none of them make any money and I just sort of float there's a question podcast walking the room walking the room yeah yeah yeah people

should listen to that where my colors at if they like arguing I'd imagine imagine there's a lot of arguing on it just a little it's a little bit of fighting fighting and talking about fisting and then raising our kids and then raising our two daughter everything I did oh you know what that sound means, everybody? I brought woot monkeys. I'm going to shoot one into the crowd real quick. What is that? It's a woot monkey. It's a woot monkey.

That was the worst. I've done some bad woot monkey shots, but that one was the worst. That was horrible. Anyway, the winner's going to get one also, and they have a little Fourth of July's coming up, so they have Independence Day American flag cape. So all that stuff is going to be

somebody's after we play a very exciting Leonard Maltin game, because Jonathan isn't really familiar with the Leonard Maltin game. Not at all, but I'll try to learn. Yeah, we're going to work you through it. We're going to make this work. Let's see who you guys are playing for. Who are you playing for, Jonathan?

I'm playing for Thor. You're playing for Jenna who made an intense Thor hammer. It's so intense you can't even really... I guess you could put it like this maybe. That's not going to last. Just hold it up like that intense you can't even really I guess you could put it like this maybe. That's not going to last. Just hold it up like that

if you can. There you go. And did you read for Thor? No. For that part? No? No, no, I didn't. All right, that's good.

I can see that it says Janice. That's all that matters. And what's yours? What's that you got there, Sarah? You got a little weird monster? Christina. And Christina. Okay.

And Greg, who are you playing for? I had to go with Shane's. This sign is... I mean, the time that it took... Here's a guy that loves his show, didn't just do this in the lobby. Look, you think he didn't fucking work on it, he wrote his name twice.

He wrote on both sides. He wrote on both sides, you guys. And not only that, but he gave himself two personal fonts and then went with this one. And he's barely in the show. What's that? He was just writing who the shithead was on the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, he wrote his own name as the shithead also? That's confusing. See, that's why they don't say what it says there on the back. Oh, well well I've just Run the game No it's alright I gotta get down With the rules

He did write it In big letters On both sides though So how could you know Which one's supposed To be the name tag Which one's supposed To be the shithead

That's something else There's a whole bunch Of business on the inside They should get done But look at how lazy Jenna is She only wrote her name On one side of the hammer

Jenna She does So that's ridiculous Good luck Jenna But look at how lazy Jenna is. She only wrote her name on one side of the hammer. Jenna. So that's ridiculous. Good luck, Jenna. Jonathan has never played before, so chances are you won't win anyway. I have a hard out at 814. Okay, let's do this.

Yeah, we can make it. Just kidding. We could totally make it. Not really, though, right? You're so cute. All right, we'll start with Sarah, and then we'll go to Greg, and then we'll go to Jonathan, since Jonathan is new and has to figure out what's happening. Okay.

I use the Leonard Maltin app on my phone, Jonathan. He writes movie reviews. This is one of my favorite games that started many years ago, and I was even a part of it. Yeah. But I'm terrible at it, and I don't think I've ever won. Sorry, Christina. But I really, really try and have hope. This could be the time. This could be the one, yeah.

So let's see what happens. So Sarah will get to pick from three categories of movie genres, sort of genres. Sometimes they're just based around a person. Let me give you... Mr. Redbeard on Twitter suggested a category of who, what, where, when, or why, and that's movies with any of those words in the title.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we had someone named Esteban, E-S-T-A-B-A-H-N. Esteban. Suggested States, which is movies that have a state of the United States in the title. Oh, Feeling Minnesota. Hang on, one more category. Okay.

And don't, hey, don't pre-guess. Sorry. Like, I would pick Feeling Minnesota. You did, you did, you did, you did. Altered States. At, oh, yeah, it doesn't get that tricky, Greg.. You did. Altered states. At? Yeah, it doesn't get that tricky, Greg. I'm sorry. I don't know what game we're playing.

All right. Jonathan, do you quickly want to say something to try to ruin it? No, I think I'm good. Okay, good. He's so polite. People keep texting me. Texts just pop up over there. I know, you're popular. At Scott Logie,

Scott underscore Logie, spelled as you'd think Logie would be spelled, he suggested Rock, Paper, Scissors. That's movies with either Rock, Paper, or Scissors in the title. So what do you want?

States, Rock, Paper, Scissors, or who, what, where, when, how, blah, blah? title. So what do you want? States, rock, paper, scissors, or blah, blah, blah. Which one of those do you like? I'm going to go rock, paper, scissors. I like it when you really think about it and make an informed decision. 1973, 79, or 2001?

79 or 2001? It's a rock, paper, scissors movie from 73, 79 or 2001. Fuck. Because I'm trying to think of I have an idea of what some might be. How about if I go What year did those come out 71 isn't even an

option you did say 71 73 99 or 2001 all right I mean they're gonna go 73 or 2001 I'm going to go 73 or 2001. I have my back. Because I think I know what... Oh, I'm going to go 73. Okay. Good call. Four stars from Leonard Maltin. I can't disagree.

He calls it unbeatable entertainment. He also says later it was a TV series. And there are... I can get it in Seven names Zero She says zero names Alright Yeah I think so

Settle down everybody Settle down Later TV series Gave it away for me Okay Then we go to Greg Barron Who can either go into Negative names

Right Or say to Sarah Just name that movie Name that movie. Alright, what do you think it is, Sarah? The Paper Chase. That's incorrect. That's incorrect.

Greg Barrett gets the point. You're not out. It's not elimination like the 12 Guests of Christmas. You get to stay and it's first person to two points. I can't believe. Didn't you think think that i could tell you thought that too yeah it did it did have the word paper in it and it was from around the right time but some of the audience just said it the answer is paper moon paper moon was the first thing i thought of but they didn't make a series of paper moon yeah they did they did yeah yeah yeah i wish I could think with who in it who starred in it it was weird it was Glenn Close and

I want to look up a series of Paper Moon I love that movie it bursted it was I picked 73 because I thought it was Paper Moon

it was maybe who was the dad who I don't know who played either part but it was like you know

like how it works it was the TV version Tatum O'Neill Tatum O'Neill was in the TV series? Oh. No, no, no. The movie.

Yeah, she was in the movie. But somebody else was in the TV series. But I don't know if she turned out to be anybody or anything. She won an Oscar. She's not doing the series. She didn't turn out to be anybody, Doug. I'm telling you, there were two sort of famous people. Like Robert Shea.

Is that his name? Who's the guy who's like Ryan O'Neill Light? Who's in stuff? Is that his name? Robert Shea. I don't know who that is. He's in a lot of blonde orders. I'm going to look into that and get back to everybody.

I can't believe how... It was exciting. You played it just right. Thank you. Could have waited around and heard some names, but that was the way You played it just right. Thank you. Could have waited around and heard some names, but that was the way to play it. Let's keep playing and I'll look it up. Okay. Wait, what are you going to look up?

Paper Moon, the TV series. We all want to know. Don't go looking up other things. Don't try to cheat. I have no desire to cheat this stupid game. Christopher Connelly and Jodie Foster. Yeah, Jodie Foster. I fucking knew somebody of some merit

played the part on the TV series. Who's the man? She turned out to be Jodie Foster. Christopher Connelly. That worked out perfect for her. You know what's crazy about that is... Christopher Connelly, who's that? He was just like a kind of handsome

like Ryan O'Neill TV version dude that was around at the time. And then Tatum O'Neal TV version dude that was around at the time. I think he was also in the TV version of Butch and Sundance, I think. Interesting fact. Tatum O'Neal was in the movie and then who'd you say was the... Jodie Foster.

Jodie Foster was in the TV series? Mm-hmm. What are you trying to say? And then in Bad News Bears No such switch occurred. It was just Tatum O'Neil

It was Tatum O'Neil in the movie. Jodie Foster in the movie. People get that mistaken all the time. It was Tatum O'Neil in the movie and then the TV series was some girl. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The TV series girl didn't go on to do anything.

I apologize at this time, but... I like to point that out. When we have a success story like Jonathan Lipnicki, who as an adult is now in films. You've got like two films in the can, right? Yeah, I have one coming out in December. What's it called? It's called For the Love of Money,

and it's with James Caan and Jeffrey Tambor. Wow. Exciting. Do you have to have some crazy accent in that? Not really. But there's another thing where you have an accent that's a movie, right? That they showed a clip on The View?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a little accent. I had a little argument with the producer and the director on this because I'm born in Tel Aviv, but they didn't want me to have an accent,

which I thought was really weird. Yeah, you could have done it. So I kind of like did my own little characterization thing, so we'll see how that turns out. Were you like, yidal, didal, didal?

Pretty much. Pretty much. That was it. That was exactly it. All right. So I want a taste of the Lipnicki Irish. We're going to start with Jonathan now. Don't we want a taste of the Lipnicki Irish?

Can't we get a taste of it? Just something. Why do you want to hear it? It was a whole year ago. I know. I can't. All right. You can maybe pick a category with an Irish accent.

Would you like, you know, we just got through, we made it everybody, the rapture happened. And yeah, we got through it. So I was thinking movies and star Debbie Harry. Either a lead or a small role. Do you know who she is, Jonathan? No. No. Sorry.

No, I don't blame you. You were exactly not born probably when she hit the peak of her success. She had a song called Rapture that was like a rap song. How many movies could there be? There's just John Waters movies. She acted a few times, yeah. Yeah, it's not an easy category, Sarah.

In theaters now, Jonathan, is motion pictures that are actually in theaters now. So that's pretty recent ones. And then it's on the day that we're taping this, May 24th, it's John C. Reilly's birthday. So I'd like to do a category of the films of John C. Reilly. So which one of those would you like to play, Jonathan? Out of those three. Debbie Harry's off the table, obviously.

Okay, John C. Reilly movies. Let's do it. Let's do John C. Reilly movies. Let's do it. Let's do John C. Reilly movies. Let's do it. All right, would you like a John C. Reilly movie from before you were born? Way before you were born? No, I'm just kidding. But these might be, I don't know.

Well, I'll just give you the dates and you pick. Okay, sounds good. All right, here we go. I don't think it was there when you stood up and showed everybody what was going on with your, how you cut your bush. Did you get rid of it? Oh, you're talking to me? Yeah. You know, I'm embarrassed because I ate some sort of weird.

Yeah, you had some sort of schmutz on your pants. I ate some weird flaxseed whatever bar from next door and backstage. And now I looked back and there was like pieces of it stuck to my like jeans. It might not even have been you that ate it, but it must have been your vagina. I didn't notice it. Which as we know has a life of its own. Right near my big vagina lips. You might have just had a snack.

Okay. I'm just saying I didn't notice it when you stood up, but I saw it just now. Thank you. Ninety-three, ninety, 97, or 2002? I'll go with 2002. Yeah, go with the most recent. Why not? Hard play.

Three and a half stars from Leonard Maltin. That's about right, I think. He says it's a rare film that manages to make a transition from comedy to poignant drama. And he says that the person who wrote the screenplay also co-stars in the film. Yeah, three and a half stars. And the category is John C. Reilly, so he's in there somewhere. And there are eight names. So how many names do you think you can get it in? And this is just a little tip on how to play. Say eight names. So how many names do you think you can get it in?

And this is just a little tip on how to play. Say eight names. Zero. Let's go with zero. Are you kidding me? I'll try. All right. Sarah Silverman.

I tried to help him out. Don't do it. Name that movie. You don't have to do it. She says name it. So what do you think it is? God, I was hoping she wasn't going to say that. That was an interesting strategy.

I was hoping if I exuded enough confidence that she'd just pass. No, no. She would have had to go even she'd have to go negative names. Say eight names like I suggested and let's see how that plays out.

We'll go the opposite of what you picked. Let's have the most amount of chances as opposed to the least. It's not easy to play. Game shows are hard. Right? So what do you want to go with? I'll go exactly the opposite. Eight names. Let's do it.

Alright, here we go. Alright, Sarah. I can name it in seven names. Greg? I say name that movie In seven names? Sorry Sorry

By a lot of fucking damage To my brain During my I don't remember shit I don't even know What show this is Speaking of not remembering anything It's been so long

I don't even know What the points are Greg has a point? I have one yeah And Sarah has no points? Alright She's about to tie it up And it's Shane It's Shane that has the point I don't have a point These are points for Shane Give me seven names I have one, yeah. And Sarah has no points? All right. She's about to tie it up.

And it's Shane that has the point. I don't have a point. These are points for Shane. Give me seven names. All right. So Greg has a chance to take this if Sarah doesn't recognize... Seven names. The seven names? From a movie that was made yesterday.

I'll be shocked. Let's do this. I'll be shocked. John Carroll Lynch, Deborah Rush, Mike White. Who? Who? I can explain who all those people are to you, but just hear all seven and then name the fucking movie. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

You were just rushing me. Tim Blake Nelson, Zooey Deschanel, John C. Reilly, and Jake Gyllenhaal. That's everybody but one person that's in this 2002 movie. In John C. Reilly's? Oh, he's not even made it. He's third built. So he's got a pretty decent part in the movie. Zooey Deschanel.

Mm-hmm. Cute. Nice play, Greg. You really were listening when Sarah said she's bad at this. Wait! Because there's at least 40 people in this room that know the answer, right? Stop it. Let me just talk this through.

I'm assuming that the writer is Mike White. No, but did he direct it? Who else? Tim Blake Nelson? Jake Gyllenhaal. That's the one that throws you, right? That's the one that fucks it up. I'm not saying my answer.

I'm talking this through. I love this show, Doug, because I know that... Jake Gyllenhaal isn't the star. Isn't the star. Yeah, he's number two. 2001? Two. How often how often Doug do you think nine years of enjoying your podcast in the mind that they're wherever they are going you know these are all pretty polite people I'm talking about people who are just they are are nowhere in their fucking cubicle right now.

And they're like, you fucking dumb shits. You fucking phonies. You pieces of fuck. It's... The good girl. That's correct. Of course, it just hit me. I'm sorry.

Of course. Jennifer Aniston is that kind of name. Mike White wrote it and directed it and was in it. Speaking of which, you just had a great turn on The Good Wife on CBS. I didn't know about it until I saw

a promo that had you front and center and you're amazing on that. It was a great performance. I enjoyed it a great deal. Thank you. When you do a show in New York they tend to have old timey queeny hair, makeup people.

I'm saying that if you're listening. I loved them so much. It's funny because I play like a web person. Like someone who has a website. I should be in a hoodie but they dress me like Dynasty. Funny. Yeah, you were maybe

a little too dressed up for somebody who has a website. Yeah, they make you look into like a real grown-up-y person. I get dressed up. You know what I did though? I used it. So professional. Now all the people listening don't know which ones were mics dropped on accident and which ones were on purpose. I can't believe I have a point.

That was awesome. There was a lot of drama. That was good for the listener. Very exciting. I probably gave her a little bit too much time to answer because this could have been over. All right, Jonathan. Yes, sir. We're back to you, dude.

You get to pick a category, and I think you're going to like this first one. This was suggested by someone on Twitter named Censored Wang. I'm going to like that one. And Censored Wang suggested con artists, which is the films of either James or Scott Kahn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you just worked with the great Jimmy Kahn. I also go to Jimmy Kahn every year. It's a convention in San Diego where we worship people named Jimmy.

Who won the con to or this year? I don What? Who won the con to or this year? I don't know Takes place in his bathroom And then Two of the categories You've already heard Who won when Where

How or where or why And states Movies with a state In the title Which one would you like to do? I'll go with con artists Yeah Alright

Would you like A con movie From 76 81 Or 1996 96 Yeah, all right. Would you like a con movie from 76, 81, or 1996? 96. Let's do it. Yeah, you're consistent on what year you pick. Yeah, I got a... Two and a half stars from Leonard Maltin.

Unfair. He says two and a half stars, but then he still goes on to say it's original, He says two and a half stars, but then he still goes on to say it's original, and he says that it has an engaging performance by one of the lead actors. So it's original, has an engaging performance, and it has either Scott or James Caan in it. 96, you say?

96, yes. And there are 8 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Lipnicky. J Lipnicky on Twitter by the way. All caps like he's yelling it. J Lipnicky! That's how I wanted people to pronounce it.

Yeah yeah. You want to go 8 names again? You know what? I'll go with six so I don't feel so lame. No, no, that's good. That's a good, solid way to play, Sarah. You know what? I'm going to say name it

because I'm not... I'm going to say name it. Name that movie. Okay. No, I'm with it. No, I say name it. I love that choice. I've given you Plenty of excitement

In this show tonight Doug Alright You've also given us We're gonna have to Play another round So Cause it's gonna be

Oh no wait No if Sarah will win If Nikki bottoms out If Nikki bottoms out Sarah will win Sarah will win Okay

Alright Good call, Sarah. We do, but it'll come to you. You'll probably get it, and I for sure won't, because I've only ever seen two movies, Batman and Hoosiers. So that's it. That's all my experience with movies. Didn't go to the premiere of He's Just Not That India.

Didn't give a shit. I didn't see it. Don't know it. Don't love him. Don't love the movie. Love Doug. Love Sarah. Maybe, we'll see. You get six days. I didn't see it. Don't know it. Don't love him. I'm going to give. Love Doug. Love Sarah. Maybe,

we'll see. You get six names. Hoosiers was good. Yeah. Batman was good in its time. It hasn't held up very well. No, no, no.

Original, oh, that's Batman and Robin. The one with Adam West. Yeah, that was good too. Yeah, that was great. All right, here's your six names. Do you want the clues again?

It's original, he calls it. He says, he gave it two and a half stars, and he says it's the engaging performance by one of the lead actors. And here are your names. Jim Pons, Teddy Wilson,

James Caan. So he's kind of a little low on the list, so that might be a clue. Lumi Cavazos, Andrew Wilson. Ooh. And that's always how his name is said by yeah andrew well we're always surprised he's in it again yeah yeah and andrew wilson are you fucking kidding me andrew got cast again and robert musgrave oh Yeah. What do you think? So lost.

Definitely drawing a blank here. What's a, did you talk to James Conn at all about his filmography? Like, no, I didn't. I didn't like walk

up to him with like an IMDb page or anything. Yeah, yeah. But like, you know, maybe he told stories about being in previous

movies or something. Like, let me narrow it down for stories about being in previous movies or something. Like, let me narrow it down for you. It's not The Godfather. Okay, that's good. Well, you just gave up that it's James Caan. You already said it. Because that was one of the names. I had such a little...

You're so competitive. I love it. I'm so, like, obnoxiously excited. You're like, I love it I'm so like obnoxiously excited You're like I gotta stop Lipnicki I don't get like a synopsis or anything No

That's all you get but you know you played a good game Yeah I totally did You played hard for Jenna Jenna's won before right Jenna?

You've never won? Rooker picked me Of course I didn't win Oh Michael Did you hear that? She goes Michael Rooker picked. Of course I didn't win. Oh, Michael. Did you hear that? She goes, Michael Rooker picked me. Of course I didn't win. He's only seen one movie.

Taps. Janet, come over here and write down another shithead for me to call a shithead. And who did Greg play for? Shane? Shane. Shane, do you want to come and do the same? What's happening? It's over.

He doesn't know it. Can I guess it? Sure. Honeymoon in Vegas? I's over. He doesn't know it. Can I guess it? Sure. Honeymoon in Vegas? I don't know. I love that movie. So you got all over me for giving him that great clue

of Andrew Wilson because I was trying to imply that other Wilsons are also in it. What would that be? The Bottle Rocket. The Bottle Rocket. That's right. Yay, Bottle Rocket.

Which is weird that James Caan's even in that. It kind of throws you off because it's like, what? He was in that? But he was. But thank you so much, everybody, for playing. Sarah Silverman won for Christina. So congratulations go out to Christina. And in fact, Christina, can you come get this bag of stuff?

Yeah, because you told them to name it. She doesn't even know she won. That's awesome. You challenged them. So great. Where is she? Where? Okay, come over, Christina.

I'm sorry to make you come all the way over here. There you go. Congratulations. Watch out for the stage. Wait, do I say who the shit head is? I memorized it. No, no, she doesn't get to say it because she won. The people who lost now get to say,

as a consolation prize, who the shit head is. It's, you know, you've only been on five or six times, so... Different people have a different learning curve. Like, next time Jonathan's on, he's going to nail it. I'm going to win. Yeah. He's going to win it next time.

Did you hear that? Gauntlet thrown, Silverman. This was literally who knew less. This was like who... Which one of these people knows less? Which is the dumbest movie person on this panel? I didn't go into it thinking it would work out like that,

but you know, there's always that chance. Who knew Les? And it's a hard game. No show here at UCB next week. I'm going to do an in-studio episode

and then the Tournament of Championships will continue here on June 7th. And also, our good friend Jimmy Pardo is doing

Never Not Funny taping at the Gramercy Theater in New York City on June 18th. So get tickets our good friend Jimmy Pardo is doing Never Not Funny taping at the Gramercy Theater in New York City on June 18th. So get tickets and go to that if you like things that are never not funny. Once again, one more time for my guest Greg Barrett, Walking

the Room podcast. Sarah Silverman, look for her lips in Take This Waltz and Keep It. We're all family. Jonathan Libnicki, thank you so much, dude. We got the names right here.

As always, Victoria Blair Mason is a shithead. Is she always a shithead. Okay. Is she always a shithead? I always say as always, and then the names are different. Just like those other times you were on. Sorry, but then...

Remember when you'd get mad at me because I would never remember people? You'd be like, oh, there's a... Oh, you don't remember people. That was a terrible thing to recollect. I should recollect the actual people. All right, sorry. Yes, you should. Putting it down.

And Harold Camping is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. He finds a world as few and prowess makes him foggy There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies