Doug Loves Movies - Josh Wolf, Brian Redban, and Aaron Kleiber Guest

Episode Date: October 19, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, everybody! My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies! Ha ha ha! Nice! Coming to you for the very first time

from the Funny Bone Comedy Club in... Where are we? Get it? Like Columbus? Columbus, Ohio! Ohio! Ohio! Yeah, I really got confused for a second there. Because when you're backstage in the kitchen,

it looks like every other club in the world. But then you get out here, and you see there's no comedy club with this wall in the back. When I'm watching a show here, I can't stop thinking how much it would hurt to rub your face on it. I'm just putting this off because I'm so lazy and I don't want to do it. It's Sunday, October 19th, 2014. Wolf of Wall Street fight Terminator 2.

Judgment Day of the dead men walking tall. The president's men in black. Fisher King, Ralph a dog day afternoon. Delight, sleep perfect, murder by death, wish three of me, ghost world's end of watch, men don't leaving Las Vegas, food law, jingle all the way in the world's fastest, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dooms, days of thunderbolt and light foot fist,

way of the gun, crazy heartbreak kid. At 420-ish. Let me see your name tags, Columbus. Show me what you got, Sebus. Oh, boy, there's some fun ones. There's a monster from Monsters University. Was that what it was called? You guess?

You don't even know? And then you just clipped on your name tag from somewhere onto the monster. All right. I don't need the whole story. There's a son-in-law poster over there changed to Jason-law And you, have I seen that before here at the club? Oh, okay Because I come and do stand-up here, you know Sometimes, and we've played some games

That is a big poster there Like people sitting behind you are pissed What is it for? It says Jennifer But what was the poster originally for? Oh, My Week with Marilyn You originally for? My Week with Marilyn. Oh, My Week with Marilyn. You changed it to My Week with Jennifer. Yeah.

Nice. It's very large. Ten Things I Hate About You, sitting right here in the front. I don't appreciate that sentiment. I get it. I Kate about you. Ten Things I Kate About You. And that's pretty clever.

Life of Ryan. That's interesting. Because Ryan's pretty clever. Life of Ryan. That's interesting. Because Ryan's name is in some movie titles. And the name Brian also is. So you could have... This is one of the dudes from Duck Dynasty over here. He's looking around. What?

What is that? You have a box of donuts? Yes, sir? Holy shit. Well, that's going to get picked. I even think I know which person's going to pick it. Now I want to put these chairs further back because now I'm realizing people sitting on the sides are going to have really shitty seats in a moment.

So I'll try to give you guys a little better sight lines there. Put whoever sits there right inside that bush. Get all up in there. Put whoever sits there right inside that bush. Get all up in there. Thanks, guys, for reading the name tags. You're still holding them ups. Everyone's arms are going to get tired. But there are a lot of good ones. One that's a really big

blinky one over there. There's a few blinky ones. Oh, no, that's just the club's lights back there. Can you open the donut box? Can I see what kind they are? Oh, an assortment. Is that like from a famous area donut place or just your standard issue?

Uptown donut place? Oaktown? Hopetown? That last time I did it on purpose. Oh, the prize bag's got so much stuff in it. It ended up being a very heavy one. And I'm just going to get this out of the way because he's not here today,

so don't get all excited. But I did get a cool thing for the prize bag from a former guest on the show who will probably be back on the show at some point, just not here today. Coming out on October 21st,

it's the new book from New York Times bestselling author Jim Gaffigan. It's called Jesus, it's called, Jesus, it's got, kind of troubled this microphone, it's called Food, A Love Story.

And, like an animal getting upset at being tethered. And it's got him on a, he's on the top of a wedding cake in a tux, and it looks like he's marrying a hot dog. So that book is going to be in the prize bag,

and it's, you know, it's an advanced copy, so that's very exciting. There's a ton of other shit in here that we'll sort through when I get the guests out here. Three guys that are in the area and are all friends of mine and hilarious comics.

Please give a big, warm welcome to Aaron Kleiber, Josh Wolfe, and Brian Redband. Thank you. You okay? All right, can everybody see everybody okay? You guys, scoot back just a little bit more if you can, because then everybody will be able to see better.

And let's hear it for first-time guest Josh Wolf, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. for first-time guest Josh Wolf, everybody. Thank you. I always jump around on the IMDb page of someone who's never been a guest on the show before. And also, it's just fun to see what you might have been up to that I didn't know about because I can't watch everything.

Like, Josh played a character named Josh on Raising Hope. Yeah, and a character named Josh on My Name is Earl. Yeah. So, versatile actor. The guy who created My Name is Earl also created Raising Hope. And I asked him on Raising Hope,

I was like, why do you keep naming my characters Josh? And he said, this is exactly what he said. He goes, I know how much weed you smoke. I'm pretty sure you can't memorize another name. So I'm going to call you Josh. And I was like, that's actually a good idea. That's actually a good idea. Does he also give you lines that are easy to learn?

What's that? Does he give you lines that are easy to learn? Yeah, no more than one at a time. That's awesome. No speeches, no monologuing from Josh on those programs. But while I was jumping around on the IMDb, because IMDb, I saw

that it says you're the cousins with Scott Wolf? Yes, that's right, yeah. That's true? Yeah, that's true, yeah. I can't believe that's not your whole hook. I've never even heard you mention it before. Why is he not on your poster? Well, listen, when Scott Wolf was actually Scott Wolf,

I used to use him to meet girls, but now that he's got like 37 kids and lives in the Valley, I don't give a fuck he's my cousin at all. All right. And then for the prize bag, you brought a bag of Skittles. Yeah. Yeah. Not just any bag of Skittles.

A fucking giant bag of Skittles. Yeah. You're welcome. Eat the goddamn rainbow. Yeah. I think is their slogan. Aaron Kleiber is here, you guys. Your microphone's not on. What happened?

I got nothing. What does that mean? I'm cut. What's happening? Cut. Oh, your mic's not on? There's no microphone. Oh, okay. Can you switch with him for a second,rian and then could we turn brian's mic on oh here we go go tech tech is

coming in flying in taking care of business you didn't really have to switch him back again that was bizarre why did you switch them back? I don't know. Now this one smells good. Thank you, Brian. No, I want your... They're all working now, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. Thanks, man.

I didn't know what the fuck was going on when everyone was like, I got nothing. I'm like, dude, I haven't even asked you anything yet. Nice. You thought that Scott Wolf thing was hard to follow

or something? I don't have any cousins. I don't have any cousins. Fucked it. And then you stood up. I was like, this guy's really gonna leave right now. He's having a stroke or something. I thought it was a cruel joke. So anyway, you do lots of movie

related things. You have a movie podcast yourself, don't you? Yeah. I, uh, review movies. It's, uh, you can't handle the truth. And so you're pretty harsh on these. No, we just were like, what's a quote? Ah, that sounds good. Cause get to the chopper is already a podcast.

So we thought handle the truth was good. And what'd you bring for the prize bag? Ah, just one of my DVDs. Stand-up dividends. Yeah, what's it called? Grown Man Business. Okay. Yeah.

There it is. Boom. Grown Man Business. Yeah. Not as popular as Skittles. A hundred percent correct. Even though that, I talk about kids and marriage, and if you pop it in the DVD player,

your wife will tie her tubes in front of you. So, it's contraceptive. Just like Skittles. And Brian Redband is here, everybody. Death Squad represent. Yeah. You just did a Death Squad show in this very club a couple nights ago, right?

Yeah, a couple nights ago. It was fun? Home club, yep. Had a good time? Yeah. All right. This is where I started stand-up comedy, Doug. Right on this very stage?

Very stage. First set ever? Yep. Holy shit. July 7, 2003. Well, you know what? Let's go full circle. Why don't you quit right now?

Let's do it. That's it. I'm done. I feel like you're thinking about it. Yeah. I feel like you really considered that. I appreciate it. I'm done. I feel like you're thinking about it. Yeah, I feel like you really considered that. I appreciate it. But yeah, I love this club, and they're going to make it bigger.

So anybody that missed out on getting tickets today that's upset about it and listening to this podcast later, I'm telling you, this place is going to get bigger, and I'm going to come back and do another one if they'll let me. It's not entirely my decision. But I hope we can work it out. And Josh Wolf of course has been headlining this club the entire weekend. Friday, Saturday, and then one more show tonight at 7.30. And I've got a special deal for you guys then one more show tonight at 7.30.

And I've got a special deal for you guys. If you come back at 7.30, you could pay the regular price to see Very Funny Comedian. I'm going to add on to that deal and you'll have a two-drink minimum.

So there you go. It's a great deal. It's a really good deal. Yeah, it is pretty sweet. But it's two-item minimum, right? Okay, let's do two item, yeah. That's a good, let's do that. I think that's all right.

Two item instead of two drink. So, you know, just have your dinner and a drink and there's your two items. You know, just eat here. Quesadillas are awesome. Like in general? Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought you were going for.

It's just... We agree. Just one more step towards stopping being a stand-up comic. Just going on stage and just saying things that aren't even jokes. I like purple. And what did you bring for the prize bag, Brian?

A few things. I saw the other day, yeah, that, Biff from Back to the Future action doll. Come on. If I own this doll, I would put manure in its face. I also brought something that I found out and it blew my mind on Reddit the other day. Guys, do you remember this book?

Does anyone remember these characters? What do you guys, what is this? Bearstein Bears? Wrong. How is it spelled, Doug? It's Berenstain. Stain. Did you guys know that?

Mind blown. That's fucking crazy. This isn't a misprint? No. I freaked out and I thought, all right, they're trying to make it less Jew-y. But it's actually Berenstain. It's just we all, for some reason,

thought it was Berenstein. Or Berenstain. Or also there was that camp of people who didn't give a fuck. Right. But I really didn't know it was stain. That is surprising. Right.

And this is a fun one, because it's called Too Much Junk Food. And the bears are just fucking chowing down on what looks like a box of Skittles. Yeah. They are. Could be M&Ms. But that's a nice prize, Brian. Good job. I just needed an excuse to be in the children's book section.

I'm just... That's why he's going to finish doing stand-up today, is because police are on their way. Cameron Esposito gave me some copies of her new CD to give out to people, as did a band you may have heard of called Weezer. They've got a new CD called Everything Will Be All Right in the End.

And then a new band gave me this little sampler CD thing. I'd like you to check it out if you win. And they're called Broods. I think I also might have a Broods t-shirt in here. Yep. I do. It's true. And then oh, who brought this? I did. Oh, you brought

you just sat there quietly as if you'd only brought the two amazing items. But this one really this is pretty amazing. From the editors of Dog Fancy it's the Shih Tzu smart owner's guide.

Shih Tzus are amazing. Shih Tzus for dummies. Yeah. I love Shih Tzus. I think you love saying it more than anything. And but what

is your dog a Shih Tzu? Of course it is. It's the only dog to own. Do you know who else has a Shih Tzu? Of course it is. Okay. It's the only dog to own. Do you know who else has a Shih Tzu? The Berenstain Bears. True story. Yeah. It's on page seven in that book.

What? I thought you were going to. See it? See, right there. Page seven. This fucking book doesn't have page numbers. It's more like a pamphlet. Brian was being weird in the children's pamphlet section.

Oh, is that everything, you guys? Oh, my God. Oh, Death Squad stickers. Yeah. All right. That's everything, I think. And it's all in a lovely tote. So enjoy that, whoever wins today.

Let's talk about movies and stuff, you guys. Or mostly movies. Have you been to the cinema lately, Brian? Yeah, I just saw a movie I was in. The Culture High.

Oh. It's one of those wee documentaries. I'm not in that, am I? No. Okay. But the owner of Virgin Airlines is in it, which was Branson or whatever his name is.

Richard Branson? Yeah, it was a pretty good documentary. I'm sorry, Richard Bran-stain? Yeah. And the movie's just a doc about how weed helps people? And it's mostly this time around. It's from the creator of The Union, if you ever

saw that one. This one's more about the business of it, the politics of it, and how it's just a bunch of bullshit that's not legalized everywhere yet. Like Ohio. It's right there in the name. What do you... And it's Rogan's in it

And a bunch of other Talking heads Wiz Khalifa Snoop Dogg Someone just tweeted me today Why aren't you in this Doug Benson And I wrote back Why aren't you in

I couldn't think of anything Good burger Let's talk about movies now And I wrote back, why aren't you in? I couldn't think of anything. Good burger. Let's talk about movies now. Yeah. So you'd recommend it even though you're in it? Yeah. Yeah. You know, I like those kind of movies.

Because those are, like, recently my mom and my dad, just this weekend, I talked to them about marijuana the first time. Like, because I did this interview for the LA Times, and I didn't know that my photo would be on the front page of every single newspaper in the United States of me smoking weed. And they sold it to every single newspaper. So my parents both laughed out loud. And it was a cover story everywhere? Did ISIS take a day off? I don't know. Yeah.

But it sucks because they found out and I had to talk to them about it and it was weird. I should have said did Ebola take a day off? Yeah.

Because that one person dying has really got us all worked up. One fucking person. One person dies of a lot of things. Yeah. And it's not

the top news story. Five people... That should be the cover of the newspaper. One person dies of a lot of things. Like somebody falls off a ladder, we all don't just... No more ladders. And make sure that your neck is covered when you...

When you're dealing with Ebola. Five people choked on popcorn today. Today. And people on Skittles. Today. You're welcome. That's what Skittles doesn't want you to know is people die on them all the time.

They're choking on the rainbow every fucking day. Have you been to the movies lately, Aaron? Yeah, yeah. I recently saw Fury. Fury, yeah, the World War II tank movie. Number one movie right now in the country. Dude, it is really good. Really violent, I'm told.

It is super violent, and the cast is phenomenal. Unbelievable casting. It is super violent, and the cast is phenomenal. Unbelievable casting. It's a little emotional. I haven't been that emotional about World War II since Saving Private Ryan. So it's that good. It really is. It's brutal. Brad Pitt just seems like he's the same guy from Inglourious Bastards.

Yep, and it's totally fine. I did like that character I guess more of him's okay I'd just be like, why isn't he talking about scalps anymore? I bet he doesn't say scalp once in Fury, does he? Yeah, he does He says scalps? Hold on

If he says scalps, you guys, let's all make a pact That when you see it in a theater Or at home, but better in a theater When he says it, stand up and applaud Yeah, and Shia it in a theater and he says, or at home, but better in a theater, when he says it, stand up and applaud. Yeah, and Shia, Shia. I want you to get in that tank and get me my scalps.

Shia, Shia kills it in it. Dude, you know, because you hear he has problems and stuff or whatever. Brad Pitt had to have sat him down and was like get your shit together this is going to be a good one and he knocks it out of the park he made me teary

I'm like oh my god he's oh he has a he has a bible the whole movie oh that son of a bitch he gets you he gets you

that is the single worst review of a movie I have ever heard in my life I mean that made me not want to see the movie that son of a movie I have ever heard in my life. I mean, that made me not want to see the movie. That son of a bitch had a Bible the whole movie,

he was in a tank for the fucking great. Every time there's a movie and someone's crying, and then the Lord say it, and then you're just like, son of a bitch, no, you're not bringing out Bible stories, and you just, come on, come on, come on, you heathen son of a bitch.

No good. Come on. Come on. Come on. Nope. You heathen son of a bitch. You no good. Come on. That's what gets you into a movie? Is he holding a Bible? No. I'm not seeing that fucking movie. He's not holding it. He's not.

No Bible in this movie? Fuck you. I'm not going. I've never been a big Shia LaBeouf fan. Me neither. The only thing I could think of that would make him more annoying is quoting from a Bible. Yeah. All right, guys. Just...

All right. You know... I agree with you a hundred percent. Just rent Ninja Turtles. Just fine. Fuck you guys. Okay?

Just... I don't know what to do for you. Wait, is Michelangelo holding a Bible in that fucking movie? No. I'm not going

if he's not holding a Bible. Leonardo is clearly holding the Bible in Ninja Turtles. My bad, my bad. Josh, have you been to the movies? When? Or watched one in your hotel room? Just what's the most recent thing you've seen?

Front to back. Well, actually, I watched This is the End again, because that movie was so great. Makes me laugh. Oh my God. Hilarious and weird. Yeah, yeah.

And Danny McBride always makes me fucking laugh. That guy, he's money in the fucking bank. What was I just watching the other day where he showed up and I was like,

I didn't even remember that he was in this and he was so funny in his scenes. Tropic Thunder again is when I watched that and he was, he fucking killed it. Yeah, anything with is one. I watched that, and he was... He fucking killed it.

Yeah, anything with Danny McBride. Dude, him in Hot Rod is the pyrotechnics dude? Come on. That's like cool Bible talk and shit. You know, the end of the world stuff. I can deal with that, right? I got lost on Danny McBride

was a pyro guy in Tropic Thunder. Yeah, he was in Tropic Thunder. Oh, he was the stunt guy in Hot Rod. Yeah, yeah. It's like the same exact part. Still funny. He's funny in any profession they give him. Eastbound and Down is like one of the funniest things ever.

Love that guy. So, all right. So Josh wishes he was cousins with Danny McBride. Yeah, and maybe we'll hook up together. Yeah, absolutely. That's cool. so alright so Josh wishes he was cousins with Danny McBride yeah and maybe we'll hook up together yeah absolutely that's cool

I just want to mention movies I've seen lately I got to see long enough ago that I want to bring it up again now so that it'll be fresh in your heads

next weekend I rarely do this everybody see John Wick starring Keanu Reeves. It is fucking amazing. Really? Really, yeah.

You think I'm joking. Really? Whoa. Which I don't appreciate. Yeah, it's really good. It's like he's just constantly fighting people hand to hand, but also has guns in both hands. Is it like Matrix?

It's just a lot of shoot punching. It's just fucking amazing. Like smack one guy in the face with one gun and shoot a guy with the other one. It's really, really awesome stunt stuff. The director was his stunt double on Matrix, and they've been friends ever since, and now that he's a full-blown director,

he made this Keanu movie that's really fun. It's really, there's not much story. What? It's just like, sometimes his movies have too much story, like Matrix 2 and 3, but the, yeah,

this one is just like, you took everything away from me, and I'm a professional killer. I'm going to get you. And then that's the movie. The problem is, I think movies that just have somebody's name have a pretty bad track record. John Wick.

You're like, fuck that. I'm not going. I agree with that. It's the unofficial sequel to Larry Crown. Oh, okay. I agree with that. It's the unofficial sequel to Larry Crown. Oh, okay.

I always find a movie being just the person's name seems like the laziest kind of... Unless it's Rocky. I'm good with Rocky. Right. But then he eventually made Rocky Balboa. He gave in and he gave it both names. But yeah, there's been a bunch of movies where it's one name or two whatever it is

I'd rather have a name that describes the movie a little bit more because who's John Wick he's just a made up guy so what do we care if it was a series of John Wick books

then it would make more sense but I think it might even hurt at the box office a little bit but then they get creative I think Keanu Reeves is the one who's going to hurt it at the box office maybe

I don't know I think people are ready for him to do this kind of movie again. A lot of those actors are doing that. Like Liam Neeson, you know, Kevin Costner came back and was like, I'm the dude. Remember, I was the dude. Now I just murder everyone because you texted my daughter. I think you're confusing a couple of movies together.

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, and then they walk through the cornfield and they play basketball together. Yeah know what I'm talking about. And then they walk through the cornfield and they play basketball together. Yeah, it was El Postino or whatever. I think you're kind of blending a couple of fucking movies. You're going to be really good at this game. I can tell.

I'm acting like an idiot because I'm a shark. Or I'm a stupid idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, or there's another option. It's one of those for sure. All right, well, that wraps up the discussion part.

Really should come up with a more official name for that section of the show. Discussion part. Discussion part. What have you seen lately? What? The view, did you just say? No, I do want to have another discussion, but in the form of a game. A game

discussion. Let's do a round of love, hate, like, hate, like. Love, like, hate, hate, like, hate, like. Love, like, hate, hate, like. Yeah. And that's where we're going to all take turns. I'm going to play two. Naming movies by one particular performer

who will go through each say of the movie that we love, each say of the movie we hate, like, and then hate yourself for liking. And then if you want, you can pass once. If you want to be nice or something. If you don't want to be mean to somebody. And the person we're going to do it with today, because he's got this movie out that's only on four screens right now,

but it's breaking records. And it's going to be showing up everywhere. And everyone's going to see it called Birdman. And that actor is the great Michael Keaton. Yeah. Let's talk Michael Keaton. What's Brian Redman,

what's a Michael Keaton movie that you love? Like the one you watch over and over again. Batman, obviously. Okay. I don't know how obvious it is. He's the best Batman. What? Batman, obviously. Okay. I don't know how obvious it is.

He's the best Batman. What? I think he's the best Batman. Sorry. He's definitely going to be the best Birdman. That one's never going to get recast. Best, best. But that's interesting that you say he is.

I remember at the time when they announced that he was going to be Batman, it was just like this recent Ben Affleck flap. People were going apeshit that it was Michael Keaton, but it wasn't in print anywhere. It was just nerds talking to each other. Right. But everybody was super upset about it, and then the movie came out, and everybody loved him and the movie,

but now with time, I can't sit and watch that whole movie and like it. Yeah, no. I mean, the only reason he's the best Batman is because I grew up as a kid and he was Batman. Right, and you got to love when he goes, you want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. Like, you didn't expect Batman to ever say that. The Christian Bale Batman doesn't say things like that.

But, you know, he does. But he would say it like this. You want to get nuts? Let's get nuts. But coming off the original Batman... I'm seriously hungry for nuts. Who has nuts? I just opened a can.

I just opened a can of whoop-ass. Okay, Aaron, what's a Michael Keaton movie you love? You can say the same movie if you want. Beetlejuice. Yes. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice. Love it. There's a movie that, especially because it doesn't matter how he's aged because they could just put the Beetlejuice

makeup on him and he could probably still do the voice and stuff and they should just make Beetlejuice movies like he could haunt a different family

each time. He just confirmed on Twitter they're doing Beetlejuice 2. Oh, good. Yeah, they did. Oh, yeah. He's on Facebook too.

All right. Well, I hope He's on Facebook, too. All right. Well, I hope they don't fuck it up. Because there's a lot of ways they can go with it. But, you know, if they have, like, another dinner party scene with a different song playing and they dance around, I will walk out. It's a remix version. It'll be a Lady Gaga song, no doubt. It'll have to be.

Come on. But you know what I mean? Didn't we learn anything from Ghostbusters 2? Like, that Statue of Liberty shit at the end ruins that movie. And it's just, we need another big thing to walk through the city. What's less clever than the Marshmallow Man? That big thing

that's sitting outside the city by the water. It just, ugh. And the way they get up inside it and they're acting like they're steering it. I don't know what the fuck is happening. But yeah, Beetlejuice. Good pick. Josh, what's yours?

Night Shift, motherfucker. Yes. Yeah, Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. I love that movie. Now, that's not his movie. I wouldn't say he's top built in that movie. He's probably three, I would guess.

Maybe, yeah. He might be after Shelley Long. Yep. But for me, I love, love, love, love, love that movie. Yeah. Everyone was at the top of their game. And I got to go back and watch it because I always thought that movie was really funny. Yes.

And it really made Michael Keaton, like it put him on the map as the fast-talking comedy guy. I think that was the one for him, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, because then after that, he just kind of got into things that were more formulaic with the same sort of character. You know, like what if that guy

has to take care of his children by himself? What if that guy works for the auto industry and goes to Japan? Does he go to Japan? Is that where he goes? Yeah. Gung Ho?

Yeah. That sort of thing. That was a good one, though. She just... Yeah. She just described Jack Frost. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, the one that I love is,

he doesn't have a big part in it, but he is in it, so it counts. It's based on an Elmore Leonard book. It's called Out of Sight. Out of Sight, yeah. He plays Ray Nicolette in that FBI guy. And

I love that movie. Very good. Very good. It was Damn it. I can't figure out a way to phrase it. I wanted to make a joke about Jennifer Lopez having a trunk and being in one. But it just wasn't.

That's how big her ass is. Yeah, yeah. She can be in her own ass. That's how giant it is. She's in her own ass with George Clooney and they have a tender scene together inside of her own ass. Zooming down the highway.

That's where they shot that movie, is in her ass. Yeah, yeah, the whole thing. Pretty crazy, yep. Brian, do you have a Michael Keaton movie that you hate? I wouldn't say hate. Yeah, hate, but I used to like it, but now it's just worthless. Are you sure you don't hate yourself for liking it?

Because you could save it for that category. No, no, no. Mr. Mom. I tried to re-watch that the other day. I was like, well, what the fuck was that? You just the other day happened to watch that? It was on Starz or something like that. Yeah, no. Mr. Mom. I re-watched that the other day. I was like, what the fuck was that? You just the other day happened to watch that? It was on Starz or something like that. Yeah, yeah.

It's cute, but it's really kind of like a TV movie. And all the predicaments have been done over and over again since then. And prior to then, you know, like the washing machine overflowing. Has that ever happened to anybody? Except in TV and movies? Right. And it was like, also, it came out during this era of movies that were all very similar, like, you know,

with a bunch of babies and all that crap and, like, woman, the lady's now working, you know? Babies and shit. Yeah, daddy's staying home. Well, that's really quick. Let's jump back to Josh for a second. Tell us a little bit more about your book, Josh. Oh, yeah's staying home. Well, that's really quick. Let's jump back to Josh for a second. Tell us a little bit more about your book, Josh.

Oh, yeah. My book is about being a single dad and, yeah, about having babies. He has a whole chapter about the washing machine overflowing. And it's hysterical, Brian. And I think one of my chapters in the book is called Stupid Babies. So I think, yeah, it's perfect. And what's the book called? Well, It Takes Balls.

To raise a kid. Yeah. And to make it. At every step of the game. All right. What do you got, Aaron, for hate? I hate multiplicity. Yeah.

Yeah, well, you shut your mouth. Thank you, sir. Nodding. It's, God, you know, it's the same thing where you see it when you're younger. You're like, oh, okay, pizza, Steve. Yeah, and then I turned into an adult. I was like, oh, shut up.

What? No. Unless he's like seven Batmans, I don't care. That would be awesome. Michael Keaton was offered Groundhog Day and he turned it down. Is that true? Son of a bitch. Yeah, so he did the wrong Harold Ramis movie.

But I'd see that again, because it's been a while. But I remember, acting-wise, it was a good challenge for him, because he got to play a bunch of different personalities. But comedically, it didn't pan out very well. Yeah, especially the chick.

What is it? Steinberger? Stein- Schleichen? Or is it just Gina? It's Steinstein. I think it's Berenstein. Steinstein.

Berenstein. It's Berenstein, I think. It's Berenstein. It could be her or Gina Davis. I have no idea who it is. Was it Gina Davis? No. It was Mary Steinberger.

Steenbergen? Steenbergen. Yeah was Mary Steinbergen. Steenbergen? Steenbergen. Steenbergen. Mary Steenbergen. Steenbergen. It's the best carpet cleaner on the... That is... It is a good one. This is good. Yeah, yeah.

Everything out. Hate. Josh. Josh. Josh. Josh, hate. Was it called White Noise? Is that what it was? I will tell you why I hated that. Because he wore a fucking turtleneck

the entire fucking movie. Oh my God. Take off the fucking turtleneck. I can't even take you seriously anymore. He did when he was Bruce Wayne. A whole movie with a fucking turtleneck? Come on. You can't wear a fucking blazer and a turtleneck for the whole movie.

I'm going to fight crime in my fucking turtleneck. I don't think so. It drove me crazy. Yeah, because wasn't, didn't he, didn't he spend a lot of time like in surveillance rooms and shit? Yeah, in his turtleneck. Those places are hot. Yeah, he was sitting in the surveillance room with his turtleneck! Those places are hot. Yeah, who sits in the surveillance room with his turtleneck?

They're insulated. Yeah. That's nuts. No, I couldn't drum me crazy. Good call. Yeah. All right.

I don't think I even really watched that movie all the way through ever. Was it because of the turtleneck? So I haven't, yes. I haven't built up any hatred for it.

The one that I hate, and this will probably get some boos Because some people like it Is a comedy called Johnny Dangerously Yeah it was pretty awful But people quote it sometimes And act like they really love it

And I'm always kind of like Oh okay If you say so It had that running gag Where like Joe Piscopo Yeah Said the same thing every time. And what was it?

Well, the one guy said, you farted getting bastardged every time, right? Yeah, bastardged. Bastardged, you farted getting bastardged. Yeah, and then he had a line about saying, I'll let that happen once. Yeah, and he just says it over and over again. Like the guy in Airplane that keeps talking about, I picked the wrong day to give up, whatever. It's the same kind of running gag, but it's not funny any time that he does it.

And I think history has proven me right about Joe Piscopo in general. He got to be in a lot of movies, though. He was in the game for a while. I'm trying to think if Joe Piscopo ever was in a good movie. I don't think so. There was that thing that was like R.I.P.D. where Treat Williams was like a dead cop,

his partner. What the fuck was that called? Dead cop? I think it was. Dead heat. What? Dead heat. Dead cop would have been so much better. Anyway, Johnny Dangerously is my hate. Sorry if anybody liked that movie.

What's one that you just like, Brian? Like you're just cool with it. I'm cool with Johnny Dangerously just because there's one of my favorite 40 seconds in a movie. Oh, describe it to us and then we'll let you know if it's funny or not. Remember your testes in You?

Uh-uh. It's like a little like sex ed animation that's in Johnny Danger Street. It is hilarious animation. Don't remember that at all. It's an animated penis. And he like,

I remember he has a hat on and he's going to work or something like that and he's not getting laid. He has a what on? Like a hat. It's like a cartoon penis. Hard on. he's going to work or something like that and he's not getting laid. He has a what on? Like a hat. It's like a cartoon penis. Hard on. It's great.

I just remember, because I remember as being a kid, I think it would have been funnier if it was a real penis with a hat on. That would have been great. When did that movie come out? Like 1980? Somebody says three. We got a seven over here.

Because I remember I was like 11 or 12 and it was The first time I ever saw an animation of a dick And then there was this chick with big boobs in it Grabbing the dick The first one Since that time you've seen a lot of animated dicks There's animation of

Titty fucking in Johnny Dangerously Kind of yes I can't believe I don't remember that I do not remember that either There's animation of titty fucking in Johnny Dangerously? Kind of, yes. Can't believe I don't remember that. Yeah, I do not remember that either. Do not lick the Death Squad stickers, okay? I might be going crazy. Yeah, that's Johnny Dangerously.

Okay, all right. I'll trust you on it. Aaron, what do you got? I like the Dream Team. Oh, okay, yeah. I like that. Yeah, with Flounder from Animal House. Yeah, and Christopher Lloyd.

Ha ha ha. Yeah, good. And funny little cast. And who was the fourth one? It was kind of like a Ghostbusters ripoff. Peter Boyle. Peter Boyle. Holy shit. Good one, yeah.

That's weird. The weird team, they should have called it. But they were studying dreams, not weirds. One that I liked was, oh, Josh, did we get you? Yeah, Mr. Mom. Oh, okay. Yeah, because I like stupid kids. Yeah, no, I like it.

Look, it doesn't really hold up, obviously. That's what I'm saying. I used to like it. It doesn't hold up, but I like it. Look, it doesn't really hold up, obviously. That's what I'm saying. I used to like it. It doesn't hold up, but I like it because I think at the time it was, you know, that was the first, like, this dad doesn't know what he's doing. It bugs me, though, when they have, like,

a guy like Martin Mole is in there as his boss or whatever, and then he's just playing an asshole and he doesn't get to do anything funny and that guy is hilarious, you know? Martin Mole is very funny, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I like it. I like it, I like it.

All right. My like is the movie where Michael Keaton played the same exact character that he played in Out of Sight, and that's a motion picture called Jackie Brown.

That's right. Yeah, Jackie Brown. I was actually trying to think of that movie. I was like, is it true romance? Just for Bridget Fonda in that bathing suit top

for two hours is enough to keep me interested. She had, like, fake fake things inside in there. Like she doesn't have, her real breasts aren't that big or whatever. What kind of things? Like balloons. Skittles?

Yeah, good. All right. Good, yeah. At the end of each shoot day, they had everybody stand around and pop them. They just punch her tits. I think that was in Johnny Dangerously too, actually. I think we're that animated dick. All right.

I forgot my phone backstage. I'm going to need that shortly. No, I'll go get it. Because I know where it is and everything. But while I'm gone, we'll start with Brian. Michael Keaton movie

that you hate yourself for liking. And then just go down the line. I'll be back. You guys can handle this, right? I hate myself. I tell you, I'm almost... I might also go do some shopping because the stores might be closed when the show's over.

Will you get me something? Creighton Barrel, please? Creighton Barrel. Thank you. Hate that I like. I guess I would say Jackie Brown because I like the movie because it's mostly

because it's quaint. Alright, if you're going to say stupid shit while I'm gone then I can't just leave you. Can I explain? What the listeners don't know is he has a microphone back in the back. Because I mean if you think about when the movie came out,

Reservoir Dogs was big, Pulp Fiction was big, and then Jackie Brown was big. I felt like I liked it only because it was a Quentin Tarantino movie. If it wasn't Tarantino attached to it, and I just happened to run across from it, I'd

probably not like it. I just don't remember it being this That's a good point. I just don't remember it being this breakthrough movie. It was kind of like all the shit he threw away from Pulp Fiction. Right. But when people ask me if I like it, just because Quentin Tarantino made it, I'm like, yeah, I like it. But it's like, I don't know,

lying about herpes or something. Like it was worth getting, but now... Did you say lying about herpes? About not having. I was going to say, who tells the truth, right? True. Nobody's like, yeah, yeah, I got herpes, yeah, yeah.

Did you know there's... All right, all right. What would you say? Oh, I hate myself for liking, honestly, Mr. Mom. Mr. Mom. You're only on aaron yeah oh we just we just tore and jackie brown a new asshole so okay i'll be sure to not listen to that later uh yeah i hate myself for liking mr mom i think it's not good but you do enjoy it but i i enjoyed it and it also it's one of the movies from, it's made in my hometown of Pittsburgh. When you were a kid, did you have a

wubby? Yeah. That's probably why you like it, because you were a little pussy just like that kid in the movie. Well, before my great-grandmother died, she won me a bear at an amusement park, and I named it Super Bear.

Was it one of those bears with a stain on it? Yeah, uh-huh. Was it a bear stain? Bear stain. He was a bear stain. Yeah. All right, Josh, what do you think? Well, as somebody who gets super high before every movie

i go to including the ones that i take my kids to um i hate that i loved uh frozen jack frost because i was like that fucker's talking right now so it was pretty fun and you know the kids were i was like boy you're stupid for laughing at this. So it was part me laughing at them and part me laughing at the snowman, and then, yeah. So I'm not sure I would see it again, but I did like it then. All right. Mine is a movie that was pretty recent called Need for Speed. He's got kind of a dumb part in it as a guy that just sits at a desk like talking kind of about this race that's going on.

But I enjoyed it on a plane. That's the one with the dude. But I did hate myself a little for it. That's the one with the guy from Breaking Bad? Yeah, Aaron Paul. And it's, you know, it's just a,

I like any movie where people get in a car and they have to get to like another part of the country in a period of time. Like ever since, ever since Smoking a Bandit and Cannonball Run and shit like that.

It's just a genre that I'll enjoy even when the movie's not great. Did you see Death Race 2000? The first one? The original one, yeah. Love it. Yeah, that's amazing.

Yeah, that's good stuff. All right, well, that was a nice rousing game of love like, hate hate like. Everybody go see Birdman. I'm surprised no one, I just remembered, I'm surprised nobody said the other guys. He was hysterical in that.

I just remembered that. That's a movie that I have not gotten around to see. I keep telling Mark Wahlberg that I'm going to check it out. Just for Michael Keaton, right? Oh God, he's funny. Okay, I'm going gonna see it. How is Mark Wahlberg in it? Sexy.

Deal with it. He's not here, man. Were you still sitting here hoping he was gonna come out at some point? Shit. I'm gonna have to start saying at the beginning of the show, Mark's not here, man. I'm going to have to start saying at the beginning of the show,

Mark's not here, man. Because, yeah, he appears in different parts of the show, and so that's why you guys thought he might be here still. But if he was here today, he would have been a full-fledged guest. We would have had four chairs up here because that would have been fun. But he's not. He's busy with know, he's busy with his fucking career. I'm just happy that I didn't

get cut from Mark Wahlberg that you said four chairs, so thank you. That means a lot. I said that because I couldn't even think of, like, the jokey, like, who would be the funniest for me to say that's who we'd get rid of, because you guys are all doing great.

And so it's, yeah. If you were holding a Bible, I'd start crying. I would lose it. I would lose it. Alright, well now's the time of the show when I say, let the games begin. Take control of your name tags, Columbus. There they are, you guys.

Some light up. Some have food attached as enticement. Lots of options. So just go physically grab the name tag you want to play for. If you need to walk around in the crowd a little bit to get a better look at them, by all means do so. And while you guys do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. All right, who are you playing?

We're back. Who are you playing for, Brian? Megzilla. And it's a clapperboard for Megzilla, the movie, but it's got a Godzilla doll attached to the top of it, and it's really nicely made. Good job, Brian. Yeah. Good job, Meg.

I'm assuming your name's Meg. Who you got there, Aaron? Well, it says Dan loves Jess, so I assume Dan, right, Dan? Dan. Look at that little Doug Loves movie. It's pumpkin. Yeah. Look at this.

That's nice. It's got Doug and loves and a heart. A little pumpkin. I mean, yeah. And it's a pumpkin. And you're going to just sit there with it like that the whole time? Well, every time. Is this like the old gag from Diner?

Like if you take the top off and reach in and we're going to touch your dick? Well, I hope it is duly noted. Hey, baby, do you like pumpkin seeds? Why would there be sunflower seeds? Because that's how you get her to reach. Why are there sunflower seeds in there? You want some sunflower seeds out of my pumpkin? Last time I had a light bright,

so I just figured this is... I just like to get the most awkward thing to hold. It does have a light on the inside. You could set it down on the floor. I promise I won't kick it as hard as I can. Into her face. That's the only thought that goes through your mind when a pumpkin's on the ground like that. I'm just going to kick the shit out of it.

Curb stomp it like American History X. Now this is one of the best name tags I've ever seen. Show them, Josh. That's pretty incredible. It's the man with the Colton gun, because his name is Colton, but instead of Roger Moore and Christopher Lee, it's me and Colton, but instead of Roger Moore and Christopher Lee, it's me

and Colton in our crisp white shirts holding our fancy guns. I would see this. A hundred percent. I just like also how there's no pictures of me that are serious enough. The one he's got is just like, I'm just like, I got a gun!

If you were holding a Bible in this poster, sobbing, he would take it home and jerk off to it. Alright, guys. Great name tags, everybody. Thank you all for bringing them, and good luck to the three people who were chosen.

So far this show, you guys have had a lot of fun yelling out information at me but I'd like to ask you from this point forward to keep all the answers and guesses to yourselves unless we ask you something then that'll be different I'm gonna ask the Packers lady something in a little bit how'd your team do today? You won? Really well. Good for you. Because that was the other thing I worried about is like, you know, going up against the NFL on a Sunday afternoon,

a lot of people, like a lot of you like football, right? You came here instead. So thank you for that. I was telling Josh about the Leonard Maltin game and he's like, I want to watch the football game. Not sit here and listen to this bullshit.

He didn't say that. But you did ask where the TV was. I was thinking it. Yeah, yeah. All right, so the first game we're going to play, Josh, you'll get to go third, so you'll be able to pick up on this by the time we get to you. We're going to play a round of how much

did this shit make? And that's where we take a movie, and everybody has to guess, Price is Right style, how much a movie made in millions during its entire domestic run, according to boxofficemojo.com. And so the movie we're going to do today, because it's not a particularly good movie,

but it's well known and was shot supposedly in Columbus and Central Ohio, supposedly. I don't know if I believe it, but that movie is called Tango and Cash. Oh, yeah. Tango and Cash.

They shot it in the prison in the old downtown prison that they tore down on... What's it called? Mainsville or Hank... What is it? Mansfield, Ohio. They shot that in Mansfield, Ohio.

Yeah. So that's a great example of he asked you guys the answer to that and then you all spoke, so that was okay. Shawshank Redemption, too. Yeah, okay. Shawshank was there, too. Yeah. All right.

But that takes place in a prison, whereas Tango and a Cash just feels like a prison while you're sitting through it, while you're enduring it. I own the DVD. That's probably a hate-you-like-it kind of movie, right?

Yeah, yeah. Come on, I was eight, and I was like, this is the best. Yeah, just Tango and Cash, just that name, it's just fun. It's the best. Yeah, just Tango and Cash. Just that name, it's just fun. It's just fun that their names are Tango and Cash. And Brian, you get to go first.

I always get first. How much do you think? Tango and Cash, the movie with the dog, the cop and the dog. No, that's Turner and Hooch. That would be a much better title for Turner and Hooch. It was called Tango and Cash. You guys are all shitting on this movie that I like. The cop and the dog. I like Turner and Hooch. You guys are all shitting on this movie that I like. I like Turner and Hooch.

That was a good movie. All right, Tango and Cash, I would say, fuck, $40 million. Okay. We don't adjust

for inflation. Aaron, what do you think? I'm going to have to say 80 million. Okay. Give a shit. Some of the audience went, oof.

You really socked them in the gut with that bid. This is Price is Right style? I'm going to say 81 million. You son of a bitch. It's a good strategy. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Brian is our winner because it made $63.4 million. $63.4. All right, so that means that, Brian, you get to go first

in a little round of what I like to call Last Man Stanton. This is the game where audience members are just dying to yell out answers because everybody can think of one movie. It's the people up here that have to do it, though. And what we're going to do, Josh and Aaron and Brian,

is I'm going to get the name of an actor or actress or director, probably an actor or actress or director probably an actor or actress but somebody with a large body of work like lots of movies and then we are going to I'll play along we're going to take turns naming movies that that person has been in and if you

can't think of one when it's your turn you're out and Brian clearly loves this game at least you get to go first. Last time I did this was with Steve Martin off and we were both huge Steve Martin fans and that killed me. I got so mad

because we got them all except for like three, I think. Yeah, yeah, but there's still some you're not going to think of. It's just how it works. It's just like naming all the states. You're like, Della, what? Um... You're like, Della, what? So the Lady in the Packers shirt,

can you name someone for us to use today since you're in the front row and you're missing your NFL today? Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, nice! I like it. We might have done her before, but, you know, it's new players, new game. So we'll start with you, Brian.

Any Julia Roberts movie. You have to have the correct title, please. Of course, Pretty Woman. Of course, Pretty Woman. Yeah. She's the best hooker ever. No, she's not. Josh has been to Thailand. It's just such a cliche, those movies with a hooker that has a twat of gold.

It's your turn, Aaron. Aaron Brockovich. Let's get rid of all the hooker parts right away. Josh? Sleeping with the Enemy. Yes. I'm going to go... I'll go with Mirror, Mirror.

Brian? Mirror, mirror. Ryan? Oh my God, it's so hard. Touch it. Is it wearing a hat? Fuck. I have one in my head, but I don't think she's in it. Shit. I would say...

Yeah, name one she's not in. Perfect. Oh, fuck. You can do this. She must have been in a movie with Steve Martin at some point. Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. I don't think she has, actually. Don't say it if she has.

I can't. Chastising the darkness. If you candles yell out any answers, I'm going to fucking put you out. Did you say? I don't care if you're John Wick. Are you allowed to repeat what they said?

Because I can't remember. What do you mean repeat what they said? Oh, you mean remind you? Yeah, remind you. Okay, yeah. We've done Sleeping with the Enemy, Erin Brockovich,? Oh, you mean remind you? Yeah, remind you. Okay, yeah. We've done Sleeping with the Enemy, Erin Brockovich,

Mirror Mirror, and Pretty Woman. Yeah, I'm fucked. All Dogs Go to Heaven. That was Gina Davis. Yeah. All right, so Brian's out. Erin?

Runaway Bride. Mm-hmm. This is going to start a run of movies here. Ocean's Eleven. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. This is going to start a run of movies here. Ocean's Eleven. Mm-hmm. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, she was in all three of them, right?

Yeah. Okay, so I'll let you guys have those. I'm not going to play that cheaply. I'm going to go with... I will. Yeah, but then you're giving him... I'm going to say... What?

He's going to say all three. You're in the game, too, dumb three. You're in the game too, dumbass. Oh, yeah. Thanks, buddy. Fucking idiot. You're a good guy. You're sitting right here. You guys are all right. Oh, man.

I got so many options. I'm going to go with Mystic Pizza. Mystic Pizza. Good one. Yeah, it's a story that takes place in a city called Pizza. Aaron? I don't know if you heard of a little movie called Oceans 12. Josh?

I have heard of that movie. Yeah? I think there was also another movie. Nope, only two. Yeah. Actually, I'm going to let you have the next one. Oh, are you? Oh, isn't that generous?

I'm going to give you fried green tomatoes. Oh, okay. She wasn't in that. Boo! Wait, what was that movie where she died? I'll tell you when it's my turn. Steel Magnolias. Son of a bitch.

Son of a bitch. That was my sleeper. Damn it. I got my ovary movies messed up, didn't I? Yeah, yeah. There was, that was. What was it called? Steel what?

Steel Magnolias. Mother fucking... Why did you... Was that really... Aaron, it's your turn. Son of a bitch. That was my sleeper. You no good.

It was my sleeper too, apparently. Oh, wait. You can do the next... Are you really having a hard time thinking of what to say right now? I'm using this turn to think of my next one. Oh, I see. Ocean's 13.

Okay. She wasn't in that. Oh. What? She wasn't in that. That's why I didn't say it, dummy. That's why I said we're eating tomatoes instead. You did not know that. She is so in that one.

No, I don't think so. Yes, she is. Ivy Garcia. There's a whole scene where she's flirting with him. I would guarantee there's even flashbacks of her. I don't think she's in that movie. She's in it. I don't think so. All right, I'll look it up. I don't think she's in that one.

I thought she was. You did not know. They're all so similar in some ways. I did know that. Unfortunately, I've seen all those movies like 90 times. Is that an iPhone 3? No, it's... This is an iPhone 0.

Negative one iPhone. What am I looking up? Oh, Oceans. Oceans. Really? I don't think she was. I think she was. She definitely wasn't in Fried Green Tomatoes.

Nope. That's a good movie, though. What, Fried Green Tomatoes? Oh, yeah. Pop the Blu-ray in with a lady friend. Forget about it. I'm telling you. I never want to watch a movie with you ever.

Oh, come on. I'm happily married. How are you doing? Come on. I'm just saying. Pop in Fried Green Tomatoes. I'm actually happily married, too. I know. But not Pop in fried green tomatoes. I'm actually happily married too. I know.

But not because of fried green tomatoes. That's for fucking sure. Yeah, she's not in it. That's correct. Oh, shit. That's why I didn't. That was. Okay.

I don't like that one. So now you won then. And in the first one, didn't it say, and introducing Julie Roberts as Tess at the beginning, even though she'd obviously been in a bunch of movies before. She's already been introduced. No, that was her first movie. All right, I'm going to go with,

speaking of movies where she dies, I'm going to go with Flatliners. You're the last one. Good one. Aaron's still in. No, he said

Ocean 13. I'm done. She's not in that. Oh, that's right. I was so excited to keep going. Okay, now everybody else. Hook, of course. You said Hook?

I forget Hook every time. My kids watch that once a week. What the hell's wrong with me? It's a tough game when you're up here. Satisfaction, yeah. What was it maybe where she's like in a safari outfit all the time? Charlie Wilson's War, that's right. Larry Crown, right?

She was in Larry Crown? Yeah, those boring name movies. Yep, yep. Pelican Brief. Because she was in a movie where it was her name, right? Wasn't she in Pelican Brief too? Yeah. Oh, I thought of that.

I wasn't sure. Whatever. All right. The audience knows more than you guys do. So congratulations, audience. You win, and you get to go first in the Leonard Maltin game. Conspiracy theory. But Aaron did last the longest, though, right?

Yeah. That's the first time he's ever heard that. Booyah. Josh, still got it. Still got it, guys. You still got it, buddy. You're a good guy. Dear Columbus Funny Bone, may I have another Tito's and soda?

Thank you. You guys want anything? Yeah. Can I get a turkey and ginger? Doug sauce? Doug size? Oh, I thought you were asking to put some Doug sauce in there.

Put some Doug sauce in. Little side of Doug sauce. Alright, so now we're going to play. Josh has never done this before, so be gentle, everybody. We're going to play a little Leonard Maltin game. everybody. We're going to play a little Leonard Maltin game. And we'll start with Aaron and then go to

Brian and then to Josh so he can get in the swing of things. Aaron gets to pick a category. We're playing to two points. At big underscore run suggested Edge of Tomato. And that is movies where there is some sort of fruit in the title. Because fruit is on the edge of being a tomato.

I mean, a tomato is on the edge of being a fruit. I mean, it is technically a fruit. Anyway, I thought that was clever, but it turned out to be just confusing. At Taylor Peeps suggested, in honor of, is that you? Yay! She suggested, because where we are right now, the category Seabus,

Seabus, which we know is short for Columbus, right? Right, Brian? But Seabus is movies that take place on a boat. And good job, Taylor Peeps. And at Biggerin, or Gerin, G-E-R-I-N-B-C-N, so that's a really catchy Twitter handle there. He suggested, I think it's a he,

suggested Truce Willis, and that's Bruce Willis movies where he does not shoot a gun. Whoa. Yeah. So from those three... Do those exist? Yeah.

To those three options, which one would you like, Aaron? I like I like Seavis. Yeah, let's do Seavis. Alright, play into the crowd. I like it. I'm kind of surprised they didn't applaud more and sooner.

Alright, would you like a movie that takes place on a boat from 1943 or... I know, that's ridiculous, right? There's no way he's going to pick that. Or 1953. I'm going to have to...

Turkey ginger, please. I'm good, buddy. Thank you. We're going to have to. Turkey, ginger, please. I'm good, buddy. Thank you. Is that wild turkey? Yeah. And ginger? Ale.

Ginger Rogers? What? Speaking of 1953. Yeah, which one do you like there? We've got to go 53, I guess. Yeah, 53. Okay, 1953 is the year, guys. Three stars from Leonard for this movie

that he says it had an Oscar-winning script. And he also says, it's not bad. And he also says, it's not bad. And he lists seven names. How many names do you think will take you to discern the title of this movie? You do know it's 2014, right?

Truce Willis? Well, I mean, you're all in the same boat here, so... Still got it. The same boat movie. So, you know, if you don't think you know it, take all the names. Oh, yeah. All 100 and...

Give me the grips, everybody. Just the seven names. All seven. You want all seven? Yeah. Just the seven names. All seven. You want all seven? Yeah. Okay. Aaron bid seven. What do you say to that, Brian?

Six and a half? Six. 6.5? Okay. Brian says six, Josh. You can either ask him to name it, hope he can't figure out what it is, or you can bid lower. Name it.

All right. All Alright, Brian. Your six names are Brian Ahern, Thelma Ritter, she might be... That was Jack Ritter's... John Ritter.

No, Jack Ritter, not John Ritter. You're thinking of Jack Tripper. No, I'm thinking about Jack Ritter No Jack Ritter Not John Ritter You're thinking of Jack Tripper No I'm thinking about Jack Ritter Jack Ritter Was John Ritter's Grandfather

Exactly Yeah Thank you for the drinks Audrey Dalton Richard Basehart Robert Wagner The great Robert Wagner Was in this

And You know He's in the Austin Powers movies. And Barbara Stanwyck. Barbara Stanwyck, who was the original... It's Stanwyck. One of the original shitheads on the show was Barbara Stanwyck.

Three stars, once again, 1953. And just, you know, just take a crack at it. It takes place on a boat. Okay. What's a movie that takes place on a boat okay what's the movie that takes place on a boat let's do Shipwrecked that's a pretty good answer

I mean I'd imagine most of that movie takes place on an island but well it was actually it was about a relationship that was crumbling oh okay

no this movie and the movie from 1953 It was actually about a relationship that was crumbling. Oh, okay. Now, this movie and the movie from 1953 and the most recent one are all called Titanic. I almost said Titanic. I thought you might just fucking stumble into it and it would have been hilarious. I was either going to do that or just do a stupid movie title on it. It's just easy to forget that they've made like

five or six movies about Titanic and you only remember the one that everybody would have said. Would you guys have said Titanic? I would have said Poseidon Adventure. Yeah, that's another but that would be way too old. 53. Poseidon Adventure was in the 70s. Yeah, 70s. And then the remake was, of course, since

then. Okay, so that means that... the remake was, of course, since then. Okay. So that means that... What just happened? Who made you name it? Me. Okay, Josh, you're on the board with one point. Yeah! It's a tie, right? Me and Josh. Yeah, you guys, you and Aaron are tied for with zero points each. No, I got the first one.

The first one? Yeah. That was the first. He's thinking the other game we played. Yeah, that got the first one. The first one? Yeah. That was the first. He's singing the other game we played. Yeah, that's alright. We both got high before the show. It's cool. The audience is here to keep me in line when I forget shit. Alright, so that means

we are going to start again with Aaron, but this time we're coming right at you, Josh, because we change the order each time. So be ready. Aaron gets to pick between Premium Rush. For a while I was just calling it Rush because Premium got erased, but it's Premium Rush.

And it's Best Picture winners of the Oscar that are under 100 minutes long. Because usually what movies win an Oscar are like over two hours long. Best Pitcher. This is another Oscar-themed category.

Best Pitcher is Oscar-nominated baseball movies. Best Pitcher. And your third option is Spoiler Alert, and that's movies where someone is run over by a car. I'm glad one of those got a laugh. Which one would you like, Aaron? Wait, did Josh get to pick? What's that?

Did you just mumble something? What happened? I thought Josh was picking. No, you're picking, and then we're going to Josh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, run over. That's, yeah, I got it. Yeah, that's fun.

Spoiler alert. That seems like the hardest of the three, but I got to know this. All right, would you like a movie where someone gets hit by a car from 1932? Or Titanic, thank you very much. Or 1918. Well, I'm pretty sure you could outrun a car in 1918. So I'm not sure how much damage the car is doing in 1918. It might be a horse and buggy.

If not, it's a very premeditated murder, cranking that car. Like, I'm going to hit this son of a bitch. Yeah, and you're hitting a sleeping person, right? I'll go 19. I was fucking around. Those aren't the real dates. Oh, okay. I was like, oh my God. But Aaron's the one who gets to pick between 1977 or 1983.

Oh. Someone gets hit by a car. 1983. All right. This movie from 1983 got two stars from Leonard. He says about it that it never hits the bullseye. Something hits something, though. But despite a promising start.

Something hits something, though. And it says, despite a promising start. And he says also, the movie, the promising start, that captures teenage life quite nicely. That's an interesting clue. And there's eight names. So Aaron gets to bid first, and then we'll head over to Josh. How many names can you do? Yeah, I'll say eight. He's taken all eight

names, Josh. That's the whole cast. So if you say seven, you'll get to hear everybody but one. I'll say seven. Okay. Brian? Six. I was guessing what you were going to say. Name it. Really? Okay. This is interesting.

You know you're giving him the win if he gets this correct. Right. I agree. I'm not sure that was the right answer to that. I agree. Okay. All right. I don't think that's a wise move there, buddy.

But we'll see what happens. You got a chance. Do you have any any ideas yet josh of what it might be no because you haven't said anything yet i meant based on the clues but you also just gave me your answer if you thought i haven't said anything yet you probably don't have an idea. Okay, 1983. Someone gets hit by a car.

The movie never hits the bullseye though, despite promising start with a nice teenage life. And then your seven out of eight names are Kelly Preston, Roberts Blossom, Christine Belford, Harry Dean Stanton, Robert Prosky, Alexandra Paul, and John Stockwell.

Somebody gets hit by a car. You have... Was that guy's first name Roberts with an S? Roberts Blossom. name Roberts with an S? Roberts Blossom. He's an old dude that was in a lot of stuff around that time at 83. Why does he have an S

on the end of his first name? Robert? Dude, it's fucked up, but there was another guy in movies around the same time whose name was Rainer Shine. Was his name. His first name was Rainer and his last name was Shine. Do you know, I grew up with a girl in my high school whose name was Mary Rottenbush. Why would that name continue?

Let me tell you something. She did it. Nobody wanted to go out with Rottenbush, I'll tell you what. Did anyone test it out? Was there any rumors? That's like child abuse. Fuck. Roberts Blossom. Don't fixate on that old guy.

I mean, it doesn't... 1983. Got nothing? Just name a movie that you recall someone getting hit by a car in, and maybe it'll be the right answer. Okay. You know, like Titanic would be a good example. Yeah, I was going to say,

somebody get hit by, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Okay. Brian wants to guess. Go ahead. So does Aaron. Christine? That's correct. Yeah! That's my guess, buddy.

You got it, pal. That's my guess. Christine. And the top-billed person was Keith Gordon, who's only been in a handful of films, but some of them are great. He was in Dressed to Kill and Back to School. So that means that now Brian's on the board

and has a point, because he said name it. Good job, Brian. Do I get an extra point for naming it? Hmm? No, you don't get it. No. You should have that.

You should have that. No, it's complicated enough as it is. That was a great movie, too. I liked Christine. All right. I'm going to start calling you Doug's. Doug's Benson is what I'm going to start calling you Doug's. Doug's Benson is what I'm going to call you from now on.

It doesn't make sense that they're called McGriddles. It's just one sandwich. But I guess there's two pancakes, so they're griddles. That's the griddles? You have more than one pancake. It's griddles. Makes more sense than Roberts. But Aaron gets to pick first again.

This time we go to Brian after Aaron. And Aaron gets to choose between IMDB. That category is movies where the title has two words and they begin with the letters D and B. The initials DB are the title of the film. Meals on Wheels, of course, is movies where there is oral sex in a car. And the category called Pie,

which is movies that Leonard gave three stars and listed 14 names. Pie. Say four stars, 14 names. Three stars. Three stars, 14 names. Oh, I get it now. Because you know what pie is?

I got it. Just for today, we'll call this category pumpkin pie. Which one would you like to play, Aaron? I'd want to try to win something. I want to win a point. Let's do IMDb. Let's do IMDb. Would you like a movie with the initials DB

from 1981 or 1997? 1981. Interesting choice. Why? Because I'm better than you. That's weird, because you're the only one without a point. So...

We'll get there. We'll get there. Don't do that. Three and a half stars. Higher? Huh? Higher? Face your fears.

It's that Bible shit, man. Yeah. Three and a half stars from Leonard for this movie from 1981 that the initials are DB and he says it's 145 minutes long. He also says it's realistic

and he also says Wow. Shit. He says this movie Oh, he says the lead actor in this movie is solid. What a great clue. What a terrible

I meant terrible. And he lists eight names. We a terrible... I meant terrible. And he lists eight names. We're back at eight names again. So how many names, Aaron? Aaron Kleiber, eight names. DB, what do you say? Six. He says six names.

Who did I say we were going to next? Brian? Yeah, Brian. But he challenged Josh so he goes next. Name it. Wow. Now you're just tossing

the three-way tie in his direction. You don't care about nothing. Yeah. I'm going to give you the eight names and we'll see if we get to go into a tiebreaker. Oh, what? Oh, yeah. He bid six?

Yeah, he bid six. Oh, okay, sorry. It was eight, probably. I don't know why you started off bidding six, but... I'm a loose can. Good luck. I'm not going to give you the clues again. Okay.

Unless you ask me to. Martin May? Irwin Leder? You can't pronounce this name? That's a problem. There's a fucked up name here. It's Bemd b-e-m-d b-e-m-d tober martin these are gonna be tough martin semolog

huberius bursch bergsch bergsch bergsch klaus venerman Berksh. Berksh, Berksh, Berksh. Klaus Venerman. Das ist gut. Shut up. The D sound you made, I thought. Herbert Gronmeier. I know this movie! Anyway, Aaron, I accidentally just gave you one name too many.

It's Das Boot. Das Boot is correct. We a three way tie Yeah I was trying to pronounce them as German as possible Yeah when you said 145 minutes And then you went I was like yep there we go German names yeah Kleiber is all German so that's On my mantle Das Boot is There you go we German names, yeah. Fucking Doss Boot. Kleiber is all German, so that's on my mantle, Doss Boot is.

There you go. We have a three-way tie. This is where shit gets really interesting, Josh, because you challenged Aaron, right? So Josh gets to go first, and then we go to Brian. And in this particular category, since it's a tiebreaker it's a little something called Asparagus P don't ask me why

the gentleman with the name Asparagus P on Twitter suggested we do this and I liked it and so we do it every once in a while I'm going to read everything to you the entire review everything and I don't know why that guy said it that way I'm going to read everything to you, the entire review. Everything. And I don't know why that guy said it that way.

Everything. Right? You can see him doing this with his fingers. Everything. Yeah, that's worse. That little voice is worse than everything. Like, that's, yeah, that's terrifying. I mean, we do the whole review, and then we start bidding.

And you can, you know, you can say zero names if you want, because you'll know it for sure. But the idea is to try to do negative names. So, like, if you think you know the lead person in it, say negative one, two, three, as deep as you can go. Yeah. And, oh, you've never done this, Brian? No, as deep as you can go. Yeah. Oh, you've never done this, Brian? Okay. It's very exciting.

Do them in order, too? Yeah, in the order that Leonard lists them. So he doesn't even do it right sometimes. So it's tricky. Three and a half stars for Leonard for this movie from 1991 that was made in the good old USA and runs 118 minutes he says this movie is about an FBI

trainee who's recruited to attempt to get through to a brilliant psychotic criminal Hannibal the Cannibal Lecter in the hope that he may help catch a serial killer almost unbearably intense could you help me put this in the hope that he may help catch a serial killer. Keep going. Almost unbearably intense.

Could you help me put this chair in the back of this van? It puts the lotion on his skin or it will hit the hose again. Brilliantly acted and cannily put together, though the subject material is at times repellent. Based on the Thomas Harris bestseller, the Hannibal character appeared in a previous Harris adaptation, Manhunter. Oscar winner for Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Director,

and Adapted Screenplay, followed ten years later by Hannibal. And I hear the TV series is great, but I haven't watched it. It is. I like it a lot. Really gnarly for a network TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Very cool, though. All right. What are you doing now, Brian? Yeah, it's on NBC. Use your microphone or don't speak. I'm sorry. Those are your options? I was not too confident.

Okay, so everybody knows what the movie is. And Leonard lists 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 names. So how many of those... How far negative do you think you can go? Well, I'm going to start at negative 2. Okay, that's fair. And then we'll go to Brian. Negative three.

Yeah! Now it's Aaron's turn. This is going to be exciting. That's an impressive bid. Yeah, that's... Huh? Tell him to name it. Yeah, man's... Huh? Tell them to name it. Yeah.

Oh, man. But, dude. Do you know negative four? If you think of the movie, there's a lot of people in that movie. We only have, like, two minutes left, you guys. Yeah, you're right, but... It's the billing order.

It's the order that Leonard gives. Yeah, that's crazy. That's tough. I wouldn't be caught dead. I wouldn't ever guess negative three names. Yeah, I'd have to... You have a show about movies. I'd have to say name it.

All right, Brian. It's too hard. You son of a bitch. Why? He threw me under the bus. I don't even know one of a bitch. He threw me under the bus. I don't even know one of the names. That can't be true.

I don't even know who that old guy is. I was very surprised. I was very surprised. I don't even know who that old guy is. I was surprised by you hitting negative three. I apologize for implying that you wouldn't be able to get it.

That sucks. But you did it so confidently that I really thought you had a handle on it. Fuck my life. So what's the name of the movie? Silence of the Lambs. Who's the top billed person?

I'm not going to say if you're right or wrong until you say all three. So who's first? Jodie Foster. Who's second? People are saying things in the audience. You really have no idea? Dave Thomas.

All right. All right, you lose. You lose. What do you think the order is? Do either of you guys think you know it? Do you think you know the three people? I don't know the third. There's so many.

Use your mic. There's so many cameo actors that are known in that, I wouldn't even know where to start. Cameo actors? No, but you know what I mean. There's so many. The top three billed people. It's like everyone in this room knows who the main three characters of that movie were.

Yeah, I just don't know the name of the third dude. Right, right. Well, who would you say second then? Anthony Hopkins. No, Anthony Hopkins is first, I'd think. Right, but then who? Jodie Foster is second. But then who's the third name?

Morgan Freeman? That was a long came a spider. No, it's actually, it's Scott Glenn who plays. Is it? Okay. He's like Jodie Foster's, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the FBI guy with the glasses. Yeah, he's the one that like, he's kind of walking out

when she's on the phone with Lecter at the end. Stalling. And she's like, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Lecter. Like she's with the FBI. She doesn't understand how the phone making no sound means that that person fucking hung up. She keeps just talking,

just keeps saying his name, and it's like there's click, and then she keeps yelling his name. But anyway, Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn is the order that they're listed here. That sounds accurate, because Anthony Hopkins, truth be told, is only in 18 minutes of that movie, I think, or something like that.

Yeah, yeah. Because they just go and see him every once in a while and he talks for a little bit and then he's gone for long periods of time. She's first built. You just said that. Like he's not around when the guy's dancing with his dick between his legs. How many people in this audience, guys, have done the Sons of Lance, right? Every single one. Every single one. Yes. people in this audience guys have done the science of lamps, right? Every single one.

He's clapping proudly about it over there. It's my favorite thing to do. Doug, that's because he's doing it right now. If that movie taught us anything. Some dicks are too big to do that with, I would imagine. I can imagine. Tuck it around. Yeah, tuck it up, man.

Tuck it up. How many women here have pulled your vaginas out? Turned them into a penis? Who here has extended labias? What? So Aaron won, right? Yeah.

Yes, Aaron, congratulations goes out to David Loves Jess. That's two. Do you want to come get your prize bag and your pumpkin? Because if that pumpkin's not gone soon, I'm going to squash it. Come on up. I'm sorry, Megzilla. Another time.

Really? Sorry, buddy. If she comes to another show, you'll pick her name tag again? I will. So nice of you. Wait, I thought your name was David. What the? You're Jess.

Oh, okay. Dan loves Jess. Oh, Dan. Dan. Okay. But anyway, get your pumpkin. Yeah, get that pumpkin out of here. Congratulations.

For messes up the porch, baby. Get out of here. Need to break up with your boyfriend also. Give me Brian. Brian. Shit. Brian, could you get me the shithead off of the back of yours? Absolutely.

And also tell me, you got any plugs? Anything coming up you want people to know about? I'm on a big tour right now, going to Sacramento, San Francisco. I'm also going to be at the Dark Comedy Festival in Toronto, where I get to roast Ron Jeremy and Screech, and the guy that got his dick chopped off, whatever his name is. Which one? We're going to roast the most horrible people?

Yeah. It's called shooting jokes in a bucket or something like that. Oh, okay. Because they're such obvious targets. Right, right. It should be easy. Yeah, it should be in a bucket or something like that. Oh, okay. Because they're such obvious targets. Right, right. It should be easy. Yeah, it should be. All right, cool.

Maybe. What do you got going on, Aaron? I see you're looking up on your phone to get your dates. I don't remember. That's how you can tell how busy he is. He has to go ahead and check his calendar to see what he's going to promote. Well, I'm going to ask if I can open for Josh next week, probably. He said no already.

I'm going to, you know, this Tuesday, Tuesday the 21st, I'm with Doug Stanhope at the Pittsburgh Improv. That's fun. That's good. Very cool. Awesome. Yeah. And where can they go for Brian's name on Twitter, of course, is just Red Band. You go to DeathSquad.TV.

It has everything for me. That's got all of his stuff. And then where can they get all your dates and stuff? AaronKleiber.com? Just AaronKleiber.com. K-L-I-E-B-E-R? K-L-E-I-B-E-R. I before E except in German.

All right. I'm sorry I fucked it up, but the first name is E-R-I-N Kleiber. Nope. Nope. It's Aaron, like in the Bible. Moses' brother. That's right. Yeah.

No, I have everything on there. How do you know that? I have a degree in theology. Oh, you mean like Aaron Carter from the Backstreet Boys? The first, yep. Just, yeah, Aaron Carter was in the... Brother. Yep.

What do you got coming up, Josh? Oh, sorry, buddy. Didn't mean to fuck up your day. That's his brother, man. It's his brother. He wanted to... Brother! Brother! This is Aaron's goddamn party, man. It's his brother. He wanted to brother. This is Aaron's

goddamn party. This is Aaron's party. I don't even know what that means. I think I develop a following of people that when they listen to the show

in the privacy of their home or on their, you know, they yell these things out through the entire show and then when they're here in person they can't stop themselves

because a lot of things are wrong and need to be fixed is there a shithead on the back of that giant poster? there is oh it's written on there? so just pass it down to me and tell us what you got coming up Josh I know you got some more

I think you're in another funny bone soon no I'm at Zany's in Nashville October 23rd to 25th. Oh, okay. And then I have a podcast called Off the Rails, which I do with a woman named Sarah Colonna. And all my other dates are on ComedianJoshWolf.com. Cool.

One more time for all of my guests, Josh Wolf, Aaron Kleiber, and Brian Redband. Thank you to the Funny Bone in Columbus and the people of Columbus. Yeah. The people sitting in front of me, specifically. And we'll definitely do

this again. So much fun. I love it. And like I said, the Funnybone's gonna be bigger soon, so more of you will get in. Best comedy club, guys. Right here. You guys are lucky. One of the best comedy clubs ever. Seriously. And as always, people who

freak out about Ebola are a shithead. And people who don't pick up their feet when they walk are a shithead. Thank you.