Doug Loves Movies - Judd Apatow, Aziz Ansari, and Wayne Federman Guest

Episode Date: October 18, 2012

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky baby city seats With 50-oz and 5-4 kernels in his feet There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey everybody I got a bunch of water all over my notes It's a sweaty water I touched it to my notes Good luck to us all

My name is Doug And I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies, the show that has occasional discussions about movies. And sometimes we play movie-related games. Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, California, on Tuesday, October 16th, to Oceans 12. It's the night of the second presidential debates, by the way, which is why I stopped live tweeting halfway through the debates to drive over here and to do this show. But if you guys don't mind, I'd like to really quickly send a tweet right now.

I guess the debate probably just ended. So what can I say, having not seen it that will sound like I have oh I got it this is this is meta live tweeting okay so I wrote, we did it. I said it wrong. I wrote a period. We did it. Hashtag debate. Tweet.

All right, so I took care of that. And since I last spoke a little bit and you listened with frustration, I got a little revenge on Todd Glass by interrupting his podcast the next morning at the LA Podcast Festival. So be sure to listen for the Todd Glass show from the festival because I had a lot of fun at his show mostly at his expense. Although I do acknowledge that all five of my guests on the Santa Monica High School show were, they were all

problematic in different ways, but they were all, it was Dave Anthony's first time, but all four of the other guests have been on the show before and not ruined it at all. They're always a complete delight. But that four, those

five together, holy shit. And a helicopter and a baby and the microphones. We couldn't understand what each other was saying. So it was a crazy ass show and thank you to everyone who's sitting through it. I'm getting lots of tweets from people saying they sat through it.

Some seem a little upset. Others seem to think it was a delight nonetheless. From the corrections department, the podcast festival in L.A. was actually put together by a bunch of dudes, not just Dave Anthony. He's the only one I mentioned on the show. The other co-founders are Graham Elwood, Chris Mancini, Andy Wood did a lot of work at the festival.

And I think they did a great job. It was a lot of fun. Were any of you there at the festival? Nice. Exciting. Okay. Oh, also in the corrections department, Adrian dies between Rocky V and Rocky Balboa. So thank you for that. J.P. Mendes,

and several other people. This Sunday, October 21st, I'll be at Zaney's in Rosemont, Illinois, O'Hareport adjacent, with a special guest who will play the Leonard Maltin game against audience members at the end of the stand-up show.

For all of my October dates, costumes are encouraged. Now it's time for tweet relief. Tweets about movies. Martin Urbano tweeted, In deleted scene from Silence of the Lambs,

they show Buffalo Bill's will. It just says, put the lotion in the casket. Put the lotion in the casket put the lotion in the casket this has been tweet relief all right let's look in the prize bag that was a good one right i don't know i don't know who martin urbano is but nicely done hope he didn't like that from somebody. I don't know why I'm accusing him of stealing it. Here's a bobblehead for a Dodger in the prize bag named Mike Socia. I think I pronounced that right.

And then we got a Douglas Movies t-shirt. Some people have been sending me pictures of themselves wearing them. I always retweet those. A performer from the Los Angeles Podcast Festival brought his laminate thingy without the cord, though, so you might lose it.

Without the lanyard. And I still have another bag of Doug's Nuts. And I don't want those at all. But I'm sure they're delicious. I just, they've ruined it. I mean, I'm sure that name's not so bad for other people, but for me, I don't care ruined it. I mean, I'm sure that name's not so bad for other people, but for me,

I don't care for it. And then I brought a copy of Smug Life and I'll have to get one of the guests to sign this. It's a DVD of Bridesmaids. And so please help me in welcoming

Judd Apatow, Wayne Fetterman, and Aziz Ansari. Thank you. I know that's all for me. I know I'm the one you're applauding for. I appreciate it. I totally appreciate it. Thanks for coming out.

It's fun to be here. It's fun to be here. Who doesn't belong? So that was Wayne Fetterman doing all that talking. Obama just punched Romney. What? No. You had a post-debate scrawl?

Forget it. Thank you all for being here. We'll start with Wayne, though, since he first spoke. Wayne Fetterman, everybody. Thank you. for being here. We'll start with Wayne, though, since he first spoke. Wayne Fetterman, everybody. Thank you. Please, please. Please, it's too much. Too much for people who barely know who I am. Embarrassing. Last night I got to see the premiere of Ileana Douglas' Easy to Assemble, season four. A lot to say. A lot to say. Season four, This End Up. And it's a series,

it's the fourth season of this internet series. Have you seen it, Judd? It takes place entirely in Ikea. Or not entirely in it, but it's about people that work at an Ikea. And much of it is shot

in a real Ikea while it's open for business. Is there any more? Is there anything more to say? Yeah, yeah. I guess that wasn't a question. Alright, let's move on. No, where can people see it? You're in it. I am in it. And it's not Fetterman and out. You're in it throughout the season.

Right, right. What she did is she kind of figured out and there was just a whole article in the Wall Street Journal about it. She figured out how to do a web series and have it I guess they call it branded entertainment, would be the correct term. Is that right? So the whole thing takes...

You're the expert. You're a young buck. You know what this is. Tom Haverford would know. Yes. So that's it. It's very exciting. There's like 11 episodes. It's the fourth season and there's been a lot of great... Goldbloom's been's it. So, yeah, it's very exciting. There's like 11 episodes. It's the fourth season,

and there's been a lot of great... Goldbloom's been on it. You know, it's a fun show. And she plays herself as an IKEA employee who's like thinking of giving up show business. Yeah, she's just... Eliana Douglas goes to work at an IKEA. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's, you know, and it's so... It's just weird, because I'm a huge fan of hers and I remember her from Goodfellas. Do you remember that movie? Yes, and of course, De Niro bit her face off

in Cape Fear. Cape Fear, yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know. She writes it and creates it and it's really fun to be part of and that's all I have to say.

And guess where it's at? It's on the internet. So you have to click. You have to click and thing and highlight. Yeah, YouTube. And the episodes are four minutes long, and the first two came out today. Today, yeah. So I'm just thrilled to be part of that.

I mean, Judd has a big movie coming out. It's not quite that, but it's... What's the name of that movie? It's 40, and we just saw it. We just saw it. Yeah, yesterday. It was so exciting. First of all, Judd Apatow is here, everybody.

Because of your fanciness, you were like, well, you should see This is 40 before I come on your movie show. And I was like, that's awesome. But you're not going to send me a screener of a big Universal Christmas release several months ahead of time. So Wayne, I invited Wayne to join me. And we went and got to have a private screening

in a fancy screening room at Universal. There was even like a button I could push and say, could you hold the movie for a moment? Did you use it? There seems to be a focus problem. No, that's the thing. She goes, she taught me about the button. Wayne goes, all right, I'm going to run to the restroom

and then we'll watch the movie. The second Wayne walks out the door, ba-ba-ba, like the universal theme comes blaring on. Wayne can't find the bathroom. He finally gives up and comes back. And this is probably a good review of the film. You had to pee the entire movie, but you never got up and left. You watched

the entire thing. And we know your movie's never short. Never short. I didn't get an invite to this screening. I still haven't seen the movie. I got an email about seeing the movie from some woman. Her name was Sharon. I got an email about a screening in New York, and I was like, I'm not in New York. There's one tomorrow. Her name was Sharon. And I got an email about a screening

in New York. And I was like, I'm not in New York. There's one tomorrow. In LA? Yeah. I'll go to that. Alright. You sure you're not... You're kayaking tomorrow, aren't you? Yes. You've got to finally get around to using that thing. But this woman emailed me.

This woman emailed me. And she was like, we're not doing any screenings in L.A., but the premiere is in December. I was like, great, I'll come to that. And I was like, I heard you're DJing the after party. And she was like, yes, there will be an after party.

There should be a DJ. I was like, no, I heard you're DJing. Is that true? She was like, no, no, no. I was like, I saw a flyer with your face on it. And I just kept it going way too long with someone that had zero interest in joking around. Well, if you're not DJing, you're probably missing

because I see your face all over. It's on a lot of posts. So that's Aziz Ansari everybody also in the facility and I didn't invite you to the screening because I didn't go willy nilly with inviting

people myself but I guess I could have brought a few people because the screening was just for us there was about 25 seats there was it intimate for you guys watching it together? Did you have a shared experience of some kind? I think so. We laughed at different things and we looked at each other sometimes.

But we sat a few seats apart from each other. There's no reason to get all cozy when it's already a tiny room. But the craziest part for me is there's a guy that's making sure we're not going to steal it. We're not going to videotape it. So there's a guy whose job, he we're not gonna steal it that we're not gonna videotape yeah there's a guy whose job he's a security guy that looks like he could give a shit about the latest anything sorry judge

any movie yes that fucking guy's got to sit through Les Mis a bunch of times there's just a guy he just had to sit there at first he was standing and I was like this is gonna creep me out if a guy's standing just watching us the whole time when are we gonna get to me out if a guy's standing just watching us the whole time. When are we going to get to masturbate if this guy doesn't hit the bricks? But then eventually he just was like, and he even sat down like this. It was even kind of like. And I never looked at him because I just felt like it'd be weird to look at him.

But I also thought it was weird that there's scenes of people having sex and stuff. And I never care about the rest of the audience when there's a whole rest of an audience. But it was interesting to see a movie that's that dirty with just two dudes. And he ever... And one of them's got... I think two of them had ties on. Yeah, it was weird.

We had Super Usher behind us. But did he laugh ever? I don't think I ever heard him laugh. That might have been the 20th time he's seen it. Yeah. But I would laugh still if I saw that 20 times because different things would make you laugh if you miss things, but also

there's some really solid, hilarious things in there. And Albert Brooks is in it we should say. Oh, my favorite. Who's so great and past guest John Lithgow, hopefully future guest again in it, we should say. Who's so great. Past guest John Lithgow, hopefully future guest again on this show, is in the movie. He's not exactly the most

light-hearted character. If you were to give me a quote to put in the ads from you, what would it be? And Aziz can do one too. We loved it. Ushers hate it. Security fucking couldn't care, but we liked it a lot. too. We loved it. Ushers hate it. Security fucking couldn't care, but we liked it a lot.

I'd be a little bit more delicate about it. I'd just say, not for old fucks. Haven't been invited to screening. That would be an awesome quote for a movie ad. Have some goddamn fun with it. Yeah, your daughters are in it?

Yeah, my daughters are in it, and I pay them, and then I can keep the money myself. Judd has the best... It's the best scam he's got going, because he can be sitting at his computer going, I would really like to see my wife play with Megan Fox's breasts. And then you write the scene, and then it happens. They're both into it.

That's right. Genius. Genius. I can have her make love to Paul Rudd at will. See, that part's a little creepier. I'm a little less comfortable with that part. On your behalf, I didn't like seeing the two of them hook up. Very close. The camera was very

close on those shots. How did that work? Video village when you're sitting watching that. Well, I like it. I like it because I just know how disgusted she is, so I like it. With certain people, I can tell she likes it and then I get grossed out. But if she doesn't like it, it's like a cruel game.

The rest of us, we're all gonna, for the next 15 minutes, we're all gonna talk about Fast 6, a movie that hasn't come out that we all saw and you guys haven't seen. What?

Let's talk about that scene where Dominic Toretto steals the tank. Are they really gonna call it Fast 6? The last one was called Fast 5. I know. This one just sounds like a slightly longer handjob. Or it's that, you know, one of those people with six fingers. Oh.

Not cool, Doug. Oh. I would have lied. Lost the six-fingered listeners. I just realized that Wayne wasn't in This Is 40, and he was in Knocked Up, and I should have brought your character back. Well, I was a little troubled that at the very least,

Leslie didn't ever yell at him like, first fantasy football. Was it football or baseball? Baseball. Baseball. Fantasy baseball. First fantasy baseball. Now, you know what I mean? Because they've sort of been Baseball. Fantasy baseball. First fantasy baseball. Now, you know what I mean?

Because they've sort of been through that. They've been through that before. Well, I loved the way you mentioned Seth Rogen's character. Right. The last time I saw Ben, he gave me a bunch of weed. Yeah. That was awesome. And that's the only mention of him in the entire movie.

Yeah, but at least it's there. You know what I mean? So I should call back every aspect of Knocked Up in the movie. Just have Martin Starr walk by with a crazy long beard. All the way to his feet. But no, we did talk about that. Because I have been in every one of Judd's movies up until this is 40. So this could be a horrible mistake.

It was like a jinxing of myself. No, it's not a jinx at all. Because you were in the nightclub with Randy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Reunion. Didn't even realize it. I know.

Well, I was in character. I was wearing a vest. I was wearing a vest. When is the last time Randy has seen the light of day? In the performance? Yeah. I don't know. I was just doing it when we were doing the movie,

and then I did it when I recorded my special, and that was probably the last time I did it, I think. Do people yell out for it at shows? Yeah. I mean, you know, once you do anything in comedy, people will pick the thing they're going to yell at you. So now it's, you know, Randy occasionally, treat yourself, various other things just just tom did people yell stuff at you like stuff that you've written uh

no no they don't they don't yell heavyweights seltzer crime but uh but that was like a funny Every winning Larry Sanders show When you were doing Randy It was really fun watching you Create the character Because we said okay we want to do The incredibly successful obnoxious

Comedian and Aziz took Old jokes which he I guess you didn't want to use them anymore And just turbo charged them and made them obnoxious and then danced around a lot after every joke and then you brought a DJ into it and then the DJ would start scratching after every

single joke and then the crowds would go crazy and we couldn't tell if they were going crazy because they were in on the fact that we were making fun of comedy or they just loved Randy it was a very the craziest time when I did Randy was eventually I just started writing jokes just for

Randy which were just about like all about just getting your dick sucked all the time. That's just like all his premises were just like isn't it crazy when you're getting your dick sucked and then X happens? That's like the template. And I dropped in at the Laugh Factory and like I just told the guy like just introduce me as this guy Randy don't say I'm like a guy at the laugh factory and like i just told him i like

just introduced me as this guy randy don't say i'm like a guy working on a character and just pretend like this is a real guy and no one in the audience like knew my other stuff and thought this was a real guy and this one table was just so into it and i just thought it'd be so amazing if i just went up to him afterwards and was like, that's a character. That's not a real person. The person you really liked is a fake person. Did it bother you that people liked Randy? No, because I think that stuff is funny and entertaining.

I do think they're well-written jokes, even though they're about the most absurd, stupid things. There is solid writing behind it. You can only coast so much on just like the charm of yelling about your dick like that'll that will carry you for like a minute or two but also jumping around is delightful like a lot of comics don't do it because it'd be exhausting it it it carries you for a minute or two but you know you've got to have the well-written dick-sucking jokes behind it

or else it'll all fall apart real fast. Do you have anything movie-wise that you've finished up that's in the can, as they say? Movie-wise? No. I've been shooting Parks and Rec. More Parks and Rec. More Parks and Rec. Treat yourself. And I just did a stand up tour when we had the hiatus

and yeah I'm gonna reboot Jingle All The Way for Christmas in December so I do have that coming so just in time for the holidays Jingle All The Way you brought for the prize bag some energy sheets

yeah these things are awesome. These are energy sheets. These, okay, so the way it works is it's like those breath strips, only they, you know, you put them on your tongue and they dissolve on your tongue. But these have energy. It's just caffeine and vitamin B. There's no calories, no sugar, there's no crash.

And they're pretty amazing. They really get you fired up in a way I have never experienced with any other energy product. I don't like 5-Hour Energy. I don't like Red Bull. I love energy sheets. And yeah, it's pretty serious stuff. So I brought those. I also forgot to bring a gift, and these were in my bag.

But they're a great gift. Oh, shit. You all are excited, and I shouldn't have said that. I also forgot to have I also forgot to bring a gift And these were in my bag So No But they're a great gift Oh shit You all are excited And I shouldn't have said that No but these are great There's some guy trying to yell Something about it over here

What? What's up? If Randy would take one I'm getting his big sack I want one Okay Alright That was helpful

That really wasn't worth it But what the gentleman What the gentleman said was I hope Parks and Rec gets picked up for another season. I think we all agree. It really goes without saying. I brought a gift which is a $50 gift card

to Sephora. That's very nice. That's real. Give me before you change your mind. They have makeup and also makeup. And it's Rob Delaney's favorite place to fart. I don't know what to fart. They sell makeup.

You know, this is exciting for me. Can you sign your copy of Bridesmaids? This is exciting for me to be here with Wayne. Because Wayne, I think Wayne was the first comedian I met when I moved to California in 1985. And did you just move there like that day or within a few days of that also? It was actually, I was on

a kind of a fact-finding trip in the fall of 85, yeah. And we met outside the Laugh Factory, right? We met outside the Laugh Factory and have been friends ever since and I'm sorry I didn't put you in This Is 40. No, it's fine. It's fine.

I just realized how long we've known each other. 27 years. It is so... We were talking about it. It's so fun to watch it. And obviously, it's super personal. I mean, it is like you go there. It's a documentary.

Should I not have gone there? No, no. Why don't other people go there? Alright. Because I know you. Because I just know you and your life. And so it's like, it was just really... Wayne, it's all fictional. What? What would that movie be like if Martin Scorsese hired someone

to play him and then just made a movie about his life and what he does or anybody like that. It's not something people do since, I guess, Woody Allen. But nothing in the movie actually has happened in real life. It's just emotionally

accurate. I have not ever asked Leslie to look at my anus to tell me if there was a worm or a tear. Rudd just showed up one day and asked everybody on the set.

It's a metaphor for life. That's all. And you put a Les Mis song in the movie. I was happy to hear that. That's product placement

right there to promote the next Universal picture. Yeah, like four days later. Four days later. You're essentially competing against each other. Yeah, they'll crush me.

John Valjean will beat the shit out of me. You're so excited about that movie, aren't you? Who is that man to go to jail for me? I gave my life to God, you know. I learned that lesson long ago. He gave me hope when hope was gone. He gave me strength to carry on. Who am I?

Who am I? Two, four, six, oh, what? Who am I? Who am I? 2-4-6-0-1 I know 2-4-6-0-1 I don't mind having them crush me Hugh Jackman's gonna nail that It's gonna be good, I gotta say It's gonna be good, they're all muddy They're all dirty

It's like a battle going on People are gonna get killed Anne Hathaway has sexy short hair. Then she dies. I don't care for that look. I associate the short hair look with someone who didn't want a haircut and got one anyway. It's traumatic.

She cut off her hair to sell it, right? Yeah, and they really sing on the set. They don't sing to pre-recorded tracks. It's going to be good. I like to promote all the movies that are up against us. Zero, Six, Thirty? Zero, Dark, Thirty.

Zero, Dark, Thirty? That's the Bin Laden killing movie. That comes out the same day as us, so you should see that, too. You can see them both on the same day. All right. This is 40, and then you kill Bin Laden afterwards. I just thought of a slogan for Les Mis.

I just thought of a slogan for Les Mis from the director of fucking King's Speech. Oh, so Wayne Fetterman, do you still do your annual International Film Festival? Yes, I do. That'll be in January. It's in a family.

Yep. And tell people the premise. A couple people know about it. What's the premise of the festival? The premise of the festival is this. I pick comedians to select a movie that they love or were inspired by, but cannot be in. They cannot be in the movie. So it's not like a self-promotion thing.

So your movie could be This Is 40. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's probably January. It's probably a little too soon for it to be playing CineFamily that would be a bad sign or a special event or a crazy thing so last year

Gary Shandling did it and he picked the Martin Scorsese movie I'm blanking on the name The King of Comedy. And so because that really informed the Larry Sanders show and it was a really great night and it was kind of he was a little emotional talking about

seeing the movie again and what it meant to him so that was a great night. So this year we have, so far, signed up. We got Patton Oswalt. He has not picked his movie yet and Sacha Baron Cohen is going to be doing it. And then there's three other slots. I am thinking that Sacha Baron Cohen is going to pick a Peter Sellers movie.

Or maybe Alec Guinness. What do you think the other guy is going to do? I don't know. He has such a wide palette when it comes to movies. I have no idea. But hopefully something. Somebody's going to have to answer a question across a bridge or have some goats or something.

Maybe Fistfoot Way or something. What? Or Footfist Way. Footfist Way, yeah. What is it called? Footfist Way. Footfist Way. Come on, Wayne.

Just Fitfust it. Be Fitfust at it. Come on, dude. Yeah, maybe that. What would you pick? What would you pick? Yeah, that's what I was getting to next. Oh, I'm sorry.fussed it. He fitfussed it in. Come on, dude. Yeah, maybe that. What would you pick? What would you pick? Yeah, that's what I was getting to next. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's all right. Go ahead, you ask. You have hosting instincts. Wait, what? What would be a movie you'd like to show an audience? Check this out. It influenced me. It influenced?

Who would you have loved? And just like, oh my God. Die Hard. Yeah. That totally works. No, when I was a kid, I watched way more action movies

than I did comedies. I watched Die Hard, Terminator 2. I watched those movies all the time. Hilarious movies. They're funny. Yes.

But comedy-wise, you know what movie I watched a lot when I was a kid that I still watch a lot? Coming to America. I think that holds up really well.

I love that Eric La really well. I love that Eric LaSalle from ER is that guy with the long hair and the jerry curl. What about you, Judd? What do you think? Maybe Welcome to the Dollhouse. Oh, that's an interesting

pick. That was a big inspiration when we were doing Freaks and Geeks. I loved there was all these dinner table sequences where they would get mad at her and not let her have her cake and give her cake to her sister. Eat her cake. But I thought that was a great movie

and a great kind of underdog Freaks and Geeks-ish. Yeah, it'd be fun to see that with like a packed theater over there at the CineFamily. So maybe we can make that happen? Would you do it? Probably. Alright! Total commitment! 100% on board!

He's canceling his vacation plans. Push back the start of the next movie. When can we look forward to This is 41? Exactly. That's December 21st, 2013. I would do it every seven years for the rest of my life. Like Michael Apted? Yeah, absolutely.

I love it. I think that no one else really does that, a sequel every seven years with the same family. Before Sunrise, before Sunset. Oh, that's true. They're going to do it. Those are pretty huge intervals between movies, yeah. Yeah, I think they have another one

coming out in eight years. Isn't there one with colors in it also? Red, white, and blue? Yeah. Wasn't that multiple years? I don't know how many years apart those were. But thank you for playing our game. I'm wrong.

I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Not necessarily. I just can't confirm. Now, Doug and I, we've known each other since 87? Pretty soon after you first met Wayne, I'm sure. We ran around and did a lot of the same shows. We weren't very good.

You said that on some other show recently, and I was like, what? And I wrapped everyone into it like we all weren't very good. Yeah, yeah. But we had fun though. And that's what matters. We cracked each other up. What was your rent in your apartment back then? Oh, I don't even remember. You know, probably like

400 bucks or something. I was paying 425. And my roommate, Adam Sandler, was paying 475 because he had the bathroom in his bedroom. And he paid $50 extra for that privilege. And you guys had the air conditioning cranked at all times.

So it was always freezing. I'd have to bring a sweater. Yeah. He had a thing about the apartment being like 60 degrees always. 60? Yeah. I mean it was just freaking ice cold. And I'm not sure why. How are you supposed

to stay hard when it's so cold? All right, does anybody hunger for games? Sure. Yes. This is the part

I warned you guys about. Aziz and Wayne have experienced it before. Wait, what is this? This is Judd's first time to this. Okay, these people... Go ahead, explain. Oh, maybe, Aziz, it's been so long since you've been on that this wasn't happening yet.

Okay. You get to select someone in the audience based on their name tag that you'd like to play for when we play the Leonard Maltin game, which you have played that. Yeah, I have played that. Wayne, you go first. I'm grabbing that computer right over there.

Everybody just get up and go, just walk over and just take the name tag you want to play for from the person. There's some Frankenberry. The food items are always good. There's a... Instead of Looper, it says Luker.

You know, I haven't seen Looper but that's about ADR right that's a Hollywood ridiculous stupid thing to say it's about people who do voice

oh Judd yeah Judd picked a very creative yeah that's bright blinking thing I'll do the guy that threw the owl you have to go get it yeah go grab it from him he doesn't just very creative blinking thing. I'll do the guy that threw the owl.

You have to go get it. Yeah, go grab it from him. He does it. Just touch it. Just wash your hands right after the show. He drew Alf. So Judd's got a bucket of candy that's got lights on on the inside of it.

And some Whoppers and some Reese's and some Kit Kats. And it says Summer. So that's your name, Summer? Okay. I was going to say... I can't get your name back on this computer. What happened? Oh, no, we lost the name tag aspect of it.

Topic one is like some sort of... Topics of discussion. Introduction. Thank you, thank you. Oh, she used to bring a Frisbee, and I always worry that I'm pronouncing her name wrong. How would you pronounce it, Wayne? It's Kala.

It's almost like Kala, but without the Jew. It's de-Jewed Kala. Incorrect. It's incorrect. You're telling me this isn't Kala? It's not. What do you think this is, Judd? Kala. What do you think it is?

It's not Kala. It's not Kala. What do you think it is, Aziz? It's not Kala, it's not Kala. What do you think? Kaya. Kaya? I don't know, it's not Kala. That's what it looks like. K-L-L-A. Let's just change it to Kala.

That's why I always worry I'm saying it wrong, but it's Kala. Oh, okay. Oh, that's ridiculous. Okay, so it's just... I thought it was something... Understandable mispronunciation. Yeah, okay, Kala and...

Aziz is playing for... Who drew an Alf picture for you? Al? Is that your name? Oh, I see. He crossed out the F. But Alf is saying, Hey, Willie, I eated all the pussy. Because Alf was famous for his cunnilingus.

for his cunnilingus. And, uh... Wayne's playing for... Oh, and Judd's playing for Summer. Wait, I want to show... Are you ready for the Summer? This is her screensaver. It's young Michael Jackson. What is going on?

By the way, you use PowerPoint. You don't use Keynote, I would think. I think it would be part of the family. I like family. Go ahead. Since it's his first time, we'll start with Judd. Yeah. I will pick, you will get to pick between three categories, Judd,

that you would like to play in the Leonard Maltin game. Starting with, at Kubrick97 on Twitter suggested stoned presidents and that's movies about presidents directed by Oliver Stone. Or, we just did a show the other night at Santa Monica High School

and I didn't get a chance to say this but Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn both attended that school. So movies that feature Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn. In the same movie? Yeah. So as you can see, some categories are narrowed down considerably. In this case, it's probably narrowed down to three and two movies.

Hold on. But I'll give you one with a little bit... Yeah, don't use... Don't use Cal's computer. I am gaming. Okay. Be sure to use your microphone, Wayne. I got it, sorry.

I'm just doing a mime bit for the crowd. Brandon L. Starr, Starr with two Rs, suggested Sarah Silverman, and that's movies that have a female robot in them. Whoa. I just know Small Wonder,

and that's a TV show. Yeah, and don't, try not to pre-guess. So which one of those would you like to play, Judd? I'll play the Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn movies. Okay, would you like... I'm still trying to think of what the second one is. Would you like to play, Judd? I'll play the Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn movies. Okay.

I'm still trying to think of what the second one is. Would you like a Nicolas Cage, Sean Penn movie from 1982 or 1984? Well, that just kind of gives it away, doesn't it? Maybe. 84. Okay. I'll tell you some things about this movie. Leonard Maltin gave it three stars out of Bomb to four stars.

Again, the year is 1984. He says that this movie... That one of the sets where the movie takes place, Leonard says, is a gem! Exclamation point. So remind me to explain the rest of that later. And he also says that the movie has appealing stars. And he lists nine names.

So now the question is, how many names do you think you can name it in? And if you think you know the movie, you can bid zero names, or you could bid negative names. If you think you can name the cast reading from the top of the list down, like if you know the stars of the movie in what order. I know. It's a lot to throw at you. What's the last part?

The last part is, you think you know the name of the movie? Yeah. Do you think you know who's the top-billed person in it? Yeah, that's a tough one on this movie. So you say negative one if you think you can do that, but if you can't, you should just keep it at zero if you think you know the name of the movie. Or you could bid like four or five names

and get to hear some names, and then that'll help you to decide if you are correct in your assumption of what it is. Okay. I gave you your option. I feel like if I just say the name of the movie, the whole game isn't fun and the night ends. Well, that's why you've got to do the bidding.

You've got to say zero names. And you could be wrong. Okay, I'm going to go negative one. Okay. So next we go to Wayne. I'm going to say name the movie. Okay, so you just need to tell me the name of the movie and the top-billed performer.

I'm going to say Fast Times at Ridgemont High. And? And the top billed performer. Here we go. Here we go. Billed. Jennifer Jason Leigh.

No, the top billed performer is Sean Penn. Oh my God. And it's because it's not Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It's the other movie they did together called Racing with the Moon. Fast Times was 82? Yeah.

And Leonard says, that bowling alley is a gem. Very excited about the bowling alley in Racing with the Moon. So Bowling Alley enthusiasts. Elizabeth McGovern was in Racing with the Moon. So cute. Liked her. If I'm not mistaken, a young Doug Benson is in that movie.

What movie? Fast Times at Ray's. Oh, yes. I'm not in Racing with the Moon, you lunatic. You moonatic. All right, well, two years earlier you were in a movie. Yeah. No, it, yes. Like, I'm not racing with the moon, you lunatic. You moonatic. All right, well, two years earlier, you were in a movie. Yeah. No, it's true.

That was the first thing I was ever in. And they shot it at the same mall that later I was in, the scene where Arnold Schwarzenegger swings through the mall in Commando, which was so much fun to shoot because the mall was closed, but all the extras were told, okay, now panic. And it was just so much fun to run around panicking in a mall knowing that it's not real.

That was easy. Did you ever do extra work in a movie? No. No? Just straight to top billing. I didn't know anybody. I just moved up here. Some of us had to kind of...

Straight to being in movies for three minutes. The only people I knew when I moved up here were people that did that kind of stuff. And then when I fell into stand-up comedy, like four or five months after I moved to L.A., that's when I started hanging out with all the guests on this show. I remember Rob Schneider's wife at the time. She used to be an extra on

Cheers. And it was like, oh my god, you get to sit at the bar at Cheers. You've got the best job ever. That had to be horrible, right? I mean, not horrible, but the tapings go on for hours and hours of just sitting there.

Yeah, but afterwards you get to fuck Kelsey Grammer. And they didn't have... Like, being an extra now is probably a lot easier because you have your fucking cell phone. You can sit there and do shit on your phone. Then you have to read the LA Weekly. When I used to be an extra in things, we'd just sit around

and just, you know, people would bring folding chairs, especially the older ones, and then some book or something. And I'd just spend the afternoon in a parking lot watching somebody read a book. Must have been horrifying watching someone read like that. Why don't you read a book?

I don't read books in parking lots. I sat there and waited for computer technology so that I could watch movies when I was sitting and waiting. Five years before you did extra work on Fast Times, I was an extra in a movie. John Frankenheimer film, Black Sunday. Were you in the stadium scene?

I am in the Orange Bowl, yeah. Nice. Row K in the blue section, if you're... Anyone's curious. Have you ever gone for a ride in the Goodyear blimp? No. I have. What? That's in the Goodyear blimp? No I have What?

That's right I'm a blimp dropper I'll let you know when I get around to getting on the Fiji one Fiji? Fuji Fuck Cola? Fuji fucking blimp Alright so

That means that Wayne got the point So we'll start with Aziz Get him involved God I hate dominating like this Fuji fucking blip. All right, so that means that Wayne got the point. So we'll start with Aziz, get him involved. God, I hate dominating like this. And then we'll go in the opposite direction. So it goes Aziz, Wayne, and then Judd. So you got a second here, Judd, to prepare for what's coming at you. Aziz gets to pick a category.

At the Daz, D-A-Z suggested Crankin' Weenie. And Crankin' Weenie is a movie where someone is caught masturbating. We can't play that category right now, because we all know what movie I picked for that. That's hilarious. I did not even realize I loaded the same movie into two different categories. All right, at EricaHatesOwls, I'll just play that one next week, and none of the guests will know the difference.

Erica Hates Owls suggested paranormal blacktivity and that's movies that have an African-American ghost in them. Whoa, that is going to be tough to beat. That's like one of my favorite things I've heard in life. Okay, well, this is pretty good too. It's Angela Lansbury's birthday today. So the films of Angela Lansbury. Or for your third choice, you can go with... Oh, here's a good one.

We're going to need a bigger float. That's movies that have a parade in them. So bigger float or Angela Lansbury or Blacktivity? So tough. Oh, wait, no, it's not. Black Ghost. Maybe Angela Lansbury solved the murder of that person. That Black ghost.

Did she ever solve a murder case that was a black person? I don't think so. I think it was a very white community she was solving crimes in. Two and a half stars is eased for this movie that has an African-American ghost in it from 1996. Leonard calls it over long. And he also, I know he says that a lot. He also says definitely not for all tastes.

And he lists 13 names. Wait a second. 12 names. 12 names. How many names do you think you can name? And there has to be an African American ghost. Yeah, from 1996. 1996. I think I can I can do it in one name.

For reals? What? For reals? Yeah, name. For reals? What? For reals? Yeah, Wayne. For reals. I think Wayne's going to take this whole thing down just because you guys are too confident. Name that ghost. Okay.

All right. Your one name. Would you like the clues again? 96. Overlong. Two and a half stars. Two and a half stars. And your one name.

So this is the 12th built person. Wait, oh, it's the 12th built person. Yeah. Shit. I thought it was like the first person. So I think this one name might not be enough help for you. What if it was, though? The one on the other end would be a lot of help.

Okay, let's hear it. What you were thinking you would get. Okay, all right, well, let's hear it. It's Arlie Ermey. Arlie Ermey? The great Arlie Ermey. That actually is not a bad 12th name to get, because he's only been in a couple of movies.

Yeah, let's narrow it down. It's not Saving Silverman. Fuck, man. One guy over there. I don't think this guy was in this movie that I thought it was. It has a black ghost? There's only like one movie with a black ghost.

Yeah, what's the black ghost movie? Ghost Dad. Oh, shit. There's two. Wait, I know another one. I know another one. What is it? Is it that Chris Rock movie? He was a ghost? Yeah.

Doesn't he die in that? Yes, but he plays a white guy, or people think he's a white ghost, so he's technically a black guy trapped in the body of a white ghost. So, nice try with your black ghost history. I felt very confident about that.

Save it for February. What movie is this? Can you tell us what movie it is? Yeah, that's how this works. Wait. No, that's... Good night, everybody. It's the

one name you would have gotten if you What was the top name? The top name would have been Michael J. Fox, the gentleman behind me. And that would have been The Frighteners? Frighteners, yeah. You know, there's a black ghost in that. I never saw Frighteners. With everybody's favorite Chai McBride as the black ghost with the big afro

and he's even on the poster. Was that a Peter Jackson movie? Yeah. That's why Leonard wasn't totally into it because it was overlong and not for everybody. That means Wayne Fetterman is our winner, everybody. Thank you. Calla!

Wow. You got crushed. Sorry. Oh, there you are. There's your prize bag. You got crushed Sorry I did not know Oh there you are There you are There's your There's your prize bag

And let's give her Let's give her a computer back Yeah And let's see Oh good He wrote a shithead On the back of the ALF sign And

Summer do you Is your shithead Written on the bottom Of that thing or something No Okay can you just come And write one down for me The consolation prize for people

who you guys were playing for that didn't win the bag today is I will name anyone they want, I will call anyone they want a shithead. Oh, nice. On their behalf. What? One of them's very confusing.

I hope this one's more concise. Oh, boy. All right, so any plugs? No, I've already said everything I've ever done. I've done my entire resume. You did mention Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. That's true. Good point.

And watch for Aziz on Parks and Rec Thursday nights. 9.30. 9.30. 9.30. And Judd Apatow's This Is 40 December 21st. That's right. And December 25th is Les Mis. Well, please, if you want to come back and sing some more from Les Mis, that would be awesome. I can't wait to see it.

I've already seen it. I was looking forward to This Is 40 and Les Mis, so would be awesome. I can't wait to see it. I've already seen, I was looking forward to This is 40 and Les Mis, so you took care of one of those already. And thanks again to all three of my guests. Let's hear it for them. Judd Apatow, Aziz Edzari, Wayne Fetterman

of the Wayne Fetterman International Film Festival. I'll be at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona, October 27th at 4.20 doing a stand up with some Leonard Maltin game at the end and as always Melissa Sullivan is a shithead so that's, you know, some people use it to go personal

and some people use it to confuse me completely also as always, Willem Dafoe's wiener the night of all butt fucks Eve is a shithead Also, as always, Willem Dafoe's wiener, the night of all butt fucks, Eve, is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of old, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies.