Doug Loves Movies - Justin Long, Oscar Nunez, Clarke Wolfe and “David Lynch” guest

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

Back home at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Justin Long, Oscar Nunez, Clarke Wolfe and “David Lynch” to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, everybody. Oh, that mic. Wow, that is a hot one. My name is Doug, and I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from our original home, the UCB Theater in Los Angeles! Franklin Avenue location, of course. It's Tuesday, August 13th, 2019. And, well, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I'd like to see four or more name tags. Just to make this, she's making one as we speak

keep working one two is that guy miming one over there that's an interesting move three four five six alright we have more than four and another one in progress

so this is going to happen go ahead and put them down bring the house lights down and another one in progress. So this is going to happen. Go ahead and put them down. Bring the house lights down. Bring them way down. Oh, that's good. Doug plugs this Thursday and Friday, August 15th and 16th in Austin, Texas.

I'm joining forces with Master Pancake Theater to mock movies that I am actually in. It's the Doug Benson Film Festival at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz in downtown Austin. Yeah, Thursday night we're going to show one movie that I'm in, and Friday night two different ones, separate admission for each, but I've been in some great movies and some shitty movies, so it's going to be a mixed bag and a lot of fun.

Saturday, Douglas Movies. Chelsea, are you going to be there back at Flappers in Burbank? Sure. She says sure. That sounds like a yes to me. Flappers in Burbank, Saturday at 4.20 4 20 and i got an amazing lineup for that show too so i'll uh i'll try to leak some of those names as the week goes on and douglas movies returns to raleigh north carolina at good nights on saturday august 24th at 4 20. i'd like to do some dugouts

i'd like to give a dugout to the makers of the Peanut Butter Falcon. Has anybody seen it yet? An amazing movie. I've seen twice, and it's expanding to cities all over the country over the next few weeks. And also a dugout to all the nice people who came to the Douglas Movies taping in Houston and didn't laugh too loud or yell out answers or say what, thank you to all those people, because most of them were that.

And I will definitely be going back to Houston. I threatened them, like, oh, I'm not going to come here anymore. I'm going to quit the show entirely. But yeah, it worked out. It's okay, Chelsea. So who brought this bag from Showtime and just stuck it up here with a weird angel has fallen. I mean, what is this even?

Like it's supposed to be, you could put a hot thing or a cold thing in it. It's a what? A corksicle? It's like a brand. Yeah, it's like a koozie. It's like a koozie, but it's called a corksicle. Oh, you stick the beer in here? Yeah, I think you put it frozen.

And then what do you do with this top part? Can't put that on top of a beer. Or I guess if it's a can of beer. But would a can of beer fit in there? I don't think so. It's what? Alright. Did you guys listen to the Houston show?

Did it sound like I want to talk to the audience? I'm just teasing you guys. This is very informal here tonight, of course, especially after that show. But whoever brought this, thank you. And there's no way I'm going to see Angel has fallen. You know? I mean, I sat through Olympus falling

and something else falling. Like, everything's falling around this guy. Like, just get away from him. Seems like an easy solution. It's like Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movies. He's like, oh, here comes that guy where bad stuff happens. Wherever he goes. Let's run.

Prize bag. Let's run. Prize bag. Let's talk about it. I've got, the bag says, Good Bowl Enlightened Vietnamese. I think that was in Traverse City. Also in Traverse City, a copy of Traverse City Magazine.

Had to grab one of those. I was in Bend, Oregon, and I went to a dispensary there called aura grown and they gave me a nice hat I'm gonna hang on to this actually I was at a thing earlier today up maybe I'll talk about it later I just put my own stuff in the prize bag and then realize it when I'm sorting through it oh this is fun I was in where was I when got this? I think I was in Rosemont, Illinois in the movie theater where I saw

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood had these things you could hang from your rear view mirror. It's like a car air freshener with the poster for the movie on it. And then IFC Films is giving me tons of stuff including Blu-ray of Blue is the Warmest Color and what I think is a DVD Blu-ray of Blue is the Warmest Color. And what I think is a DVD Blu-ray of Mike Birbiglia's movie Sleepwalk With Me.

Not Sweep Walk With Me. Great movie. And yeah, so all of that stuff, plus stuff brought by my four guests. Please, everybody, give it up for Clark Wolf, Justin Long, Oscar Nunez, and David Lynch. Calm down, you guys. It's going to be cool. They're all backstage in a soundproof room. And, oh, here we go.

Here they come. It's kind of like, my guests will figure out eventually. That was actually my fault, because I was asking Justin Long to tell me everything about Drag Me to Hell. And I was listening to all these stories, and then I was like, I think we have to go out there now. Yeah and you should talk about TV or something

back there like to save the movie conversation for out here because I want to hear everything about drag me to hell I was, yeah, it's selfish I was just going on about it. No, it's fine I wanted to hear it, I was interested I like a panel that's enjoying talking to each other backstage

so much that the show doesn't even matter. Because it doesn't. It's all about camaraderie. Camaraderie and fun. You guys go into the other room for seven minutes. I've seen two things recently where they have that game seven minutes in the closet. And both times the kids don't do shit in there. I don't think...

Yeah, so all these years I thought, wow, some stuff's really going down doing that game, but apparently not. When were you watching that? What was that in? Today I saw it in a short film. I saw a short film program at the, what's it, like the L.A. Film Festival or what's going on in L.A. right now?

Holly Shorts. Holly Shorts, yes. So they just went in the closet and got kind of awkward with each other? Yeah, because the other kids forced them in there you know and so they're like oh what do we do

do we fuck or do we just wait until the seven minutes is up and of course they waited for the seven minutes to be up because they're nice kids they weren't talking about

Sam Raimi movies that's what I would have been doing drag me to the closet also I forgot to mention I got a Doug Benson pin from Rockin' Pins in the prize bag. But let's meet our guests individually. This is so exciting. I love all these guests and so happy they're here. Starting with the lady on the end there. It's Clark Wolf, everybody.

Hey, guys. Hello. How are you doing? I'm doing well. How are doing? I'm doing well. How are you? I'm good. So just right now, just ask Justin something else about Drag Me to Hell. Cool. Okay.

Okay. Oh, okay. Did you? Okay. No, I don't know. No, seriously. Go ahead. I feel like this is weird now.

Do you think that Christine got what she deserved in the end? Yes. Whoa. Whoa. Hot takes. She fucked somebody over. But did she? Yeah, I think.

Something about a loan. I'm not really remembering why she did get dragged to hell. She denied a lady a bank loan. That's what it was. But she had had a bunch of extensions already and so you thought she should have been

like ushered to purgatory maybe for a little while yeah exactly it should have been ushered to purgatory it's a better title not as dramatic maybe

sweet trip to purgatory light snacks available yeah shetly chaperoned just hang out here for a minute. It was severe. It was drastic. All right.

If you think of any more Drag Me Home questions, keep them to yourself. All right. The next one. Sitting to her right. Here he is again. It's been a while. He doesn't even remember doing this show. It's Oscar Nunez, everybody.

Hi. I've done this show before, but the format was different. The mezzanine is gone. That's true. It was here. We did it here. It was when we used to have a mezzanine here. Here, and it's different now. Yeah. It's good to visit the old UCB.

But thanks for coming back. Sure, Doug. I wasn't sure the last time if you had fun or not, so I'm glad. I don't remember. Just seeing that you're back, just knowing that you are willing to come back means you must have, you don't have negative feelings about it. It wasn't awful.

It wasn't awful. That's an endorsement. That's on my tombstone. He's indifferent. It wasn't awful. It wasn't awful. It wasn't great either. Could have't awful. It wasn't awful. It wasn't great. Could have been worse. Could have been worse. But this is, I can't, everybody went crazy when I said this earlier, and I do not blame

you because his movies are, he's made so many amazing, I'm so nervous, so many amazing movies over the years, not just one year. I can't speak in front of this man. It's pretty exciting. David Lynch, everybody. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Douglas, it is fantastic to be here.

Truly. Are you actually familiar with the podcast? Like, how did this happen? I've listened to the marijuana one and enjoyed it a great deal. I just think it's terrific. But when you told me I could come here with these fine people and be able to talk about the joy of transcending 20 minutes twice a day into pure consciousness, a pure creative field,

it was just too good to pass up. I invited you here to do that? Well, you may not have known that, but we're going to talk about TM plenty. What's going on with Twin Peaks? You did a season of that for Showtime. Is there going to be more? Well, Doug,

as I said at the Ace Hotel, the signal is starting to come in, but it's hazy. And that's really all I can reveal for now. Don't be a stinker, Douglas. We're here to talk about TM.

I don't think we are. Not TP. Well, we can talk about that, too, if you're having some kind of issue, Justin. It's just an honor to talk to you about anything. No, it's incredible. I like Charmin.

I like the three-ply. Don't cheat yourself. That's a great judge of character. If you go to someone's house, especially a rich person, and they have cheap toilet paper, they'll end up you over they're saying I don't care about myself or you it's a character

revealer I swear to God that in if somebody mistreats a waitress or a waiter without fail if they treat a waiter or waitress poorly one day they're gonna you over so you treat your asshole the way you would treat a waiter or waitress poorly, one day they're going to fuck you over. So you treat your asshole the way you would treat a waiter or waitress, with respect? Unless the waiter or waitress is an asshole, yes. That's Justin Long, everybody! Thank you, guys.

Thank you. That's Justin Long, everybody! Look at that! You've done the show in New York and Austin, Texas and Paris. Where haven't I done the show? Yeah, Paris. Yeah, but it's great to see you here in Los Angeles. Oh, that one was, you know,

I mean, it didn't matter that the crowd sucked. There was so many incoming. I was excited. Yeah, it was. They hated Black Hawk Down there. You cut this out, right? You edit this?

Yeah, I don't know why I did a whole game based around war movies when I was in Somalia. It seems like I should have changed shit up a little bit, but if you go back and find that episode, you guys will find that it's not there. So, Justin, I had the treat of seeing a movie that you were in

in advance. I saw it in advance twice. And it was directed by my friend Dan Schechter, who's been on this show. And it's called Safe Spaces. And what's the latest with that? How soon are people going to see it?

I think in the fall, there's some... Yeah. So next month? Next month, yeah. Next month? Big tentpole. IMAX. No, it's one of the

little movie you can see I think it's streaming in October November and in fact you're the reason I did the movie I'm so grateful yeah it only happened because of me you guys

he texted me it was like a simple text yeah yeah I put my friend Dan said hey you know Justin Long I was like well he's been on my podcast a few times

super nice guy and he's like well can you ask him to read my script and I did and you said okay so I was like oh this is working out great that's how I said it too okay okay I guess I'll do it and then uh yeah and then you read it and liked it and then my work was done and Fran Drescher

played my mom which was exciting I had nothing to do with that no that's right it was yeah the only thing like there's a lot of thank yous in the end credits and the thank you for me is solely for getting Justin Long to read the script. Well, thank you.

Because the script had to do the rest of the work. And that's how the sausage gets made, ladies and gentlemen. You're watching it right here. He's been running the scenes. This is how things happen.

And now you've introduced Justin to David Lynch. So that alone is more than worth it. You're two for two. What do you think the odds are David Lynch, so you're two for two. What do you think the odds are, David, that you'll cast Justin or anybody on this panel? Like you said, they're fine people. He told me he was a fan of The Office.

Well, who wasn't, Oscar? You were just terrific on there. There was true pathos on that television show. My God. Wasn't The Office maybe a little too quickly paced for you though well you know no I enjoyed it I would sit out back and put it on and watch Oscar and of course David Koechner and all those other fantastic people and I would always say what I'm watching the Office, I'd wear cheap socks because they're going to get knocked right off. Thank you. That means a lot.

Don't fuck up your expensive socks. Well, speaking of expensive socks, I don't know what you brought, but I can't wait to see what David Lynch would bring for the prize bag. But let's start with you, Justin. What do you have to give away today? A bunch of stuff. Because we're in Hollywood. Oh, use your microphone.

I have a Hollywood shirt. It just says Hollywood on it? Yeah. Wow. I got a couple. Authentic. Yeah. I went to Amoeba the other day and I bought.

Stoned at Amoeba is difficult for me. I just bought so many DVDs and I bought, I was stoned at Amoeba. It's difficult for me. I just bought so many DVDs and I realized that I already had a few. So I'm going to give these, one of my favorite movies. And Mike Myers, I can't go wrong with that. You got people listening to this. Oh, right.

It's a podcast, right. So what is the thing? How's your podcast going? Do you just do that on your show? Oh, there's this and the other thing. I'm pulling another thing on the back. I'm just holding shit up.

You don't know what it is. Don't worry about it. I'm putting it on a table. It's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Yes. Those aren't pillows. Yeah.

It's the Those Aren't Pillows edition, and it's got a deleted scene, which I haven't seen, so I'm excited to see that. Tribute to John Gannon. Thanks, Brett. And the best of Mike Myers,

including Dieter, my favorite character. And this is where the light is. John Mayer, live on DVD, went to high school with John Mayer. And that's when he gave you that?

No, yeah. He said, one day this will be worth something. About this, Caramel Popcorn. Oh, look at that. From Jones. It's so good.

And then I did my friend John Hodgman, with whom I did those Mac commercials. I almost said PC commercials. And I signed it, PC is a better writer than me. Love Mac. It's sort of a self-referential. Yeah.

Jeff, John, give it to me. I'm giving it to you. And just to prove that I have many very cool friends, my friend Zoe Deschanel gave me this. It's a She and Him vinyl, and I'm giving it to the bag. I've got to say, most people don't bring in stuff brought in that was given to them by other cool people. Yeah, it's an excuse to name drop.

Yeah, but also, yeah, they'll be able to name drop when they're showing people all these items. They probably won't even mention you. No, I hope not. This is straight from Zoe Deschanel. This Hollywood shirt came right from Zooey Deschanel. Cool. Yeah, just not that into you.

Okay, so thank you for bringing all that. And here we are. We're at the point where we're going to find out what... I mean, someone told you there's a prize bag? Or I guess... Oh, I came prepared, Doug. I completely came prepared ladies and gentlemen this is catching the big fish and if you want an intro to transcendental meditation if you are tired of wearing the rubber clown suit of despair every day this book is a

fantastic intro it's called catching Catching the Big Fish. And that's because up here at the surface, there's tiny little fish, Doug. They're little minnows. But when you transcend and get lower, there are giant fishes. And friends, this is a metaphor.

There are giant fishes of creativity. There are sharks. There are seals. There are seals. There are porpoises. There's everything you'll ever need to see there. And that's the beginning of this book. And we're hoping we can have you get interested in this book and then go to the David Lynch Foundation on Highland Avenue.

Okay? Yeah. We want you to go. You want to go there right now? No, I'm going to go there after the show. Anybody's you to go. You want to go there right now? No, I'm going to go there after the show. Anybody's welcome to come. I also have some incredibly collectible Twin Peaks 8x10s.

There's about 50 of these made for Comic-Con, and about 49 of them are left. So you all can enjoy this incredible prize package and actually change your life starting tonight or tomorrow if you want to. That's fantastic. Oscar, what do you got for us? Well, first, Mr. Lynch, my wife and I went to the TM Center

in Los Feliziz and we're members we signed up for are you kidding yeah i've oscar that is fantastic yeah i've only done it a couple times but it i should do it more but the couple of times i did it it does make me feel better it feels it feels more restful than a nap than a regular nap well oscar it's really funny you should bring this up because what it's doing is having the stress actually physically leave your body. There is stress. We are reducing cortisol levels right there on Highland Avenue.

There is science to back this up, and we're so excited you are there. What is your mantra? I can't say that. You just passed test number one. Look at that, everybody. Oscar Nunez. It's 20 minutes. It's not easy. They want you to do

20 minutes. Well we'd love you to do 20 with the mantra and a cooling off period of 5 minutes without. And the science shows that's where a lot of the benefit comes. You'll start having weird as hell memories from childhood come up. that's the trauma being released in your body oscar nunez well i just wanted to say thank you well you're welcome

it's not doing any harm well that's all we can add we're gonna put that on a t-shirt tm it's not doing any harm i bought a mug from the office i said to my wife's like you have to bring something i'm like what do we have and and so i so i had a mug i looked for the thing and i'll sign it whoever it's okay whoever wins right their name we'll get him a sharpie and he'll write on it but it says dunder mifflin on it yeah it's an awesome mug from oscar Yeah, it's perfect. Clark, what do you have for us? Well, I feel like everybody brought something straight from a very important person tonight.

So I have Supergirl's cape. Yes. She gave that to you? She did. It was so nice. She's a doll, I gotta tell you. And this cape in particular, you can hang on the back of your chair. Supergirl chair needs... Any chair? Any chair. Wait, a super chair. There are capes that can't be draped on a chair? They seem very drapeable. Listen, I don't make the rules, Doug. All right.

And I also, since, so I love horror movies and basically when Fourth of July is over, it's Halloween for me. So I brought you all Annabelle creation

on Blu-ray, which a lot of people really liked. And I remember when David Sandberg brought Annabelle and sat in your audience. Yeah, Annabelle

was his goddamn name tag. I know. It was, I remember being on the stageberg brought Annabelle and sat in your audience. Yeah, Annabelle was his goddamn name tag. I know. I remember being on the stage and seeing Annabelle and them being like, that's David Sandberg. And I nerded out a little. But anyway, this one's fine. Annabelle in the Basement, or Comes Home, which just came out, I actually really liked. So I liked that one. And It, chapter one, because we're all getting ready for It, chapter two,

which I'm very excited about. And since this is a Blu-ray, you can watch this really great behind-the-scenes thing with Bill Skarsgård, and they actually show you that Bill Skarsgård can contort his mouth into that weird

Pennywise thing that he does. He actually does that. And also his eyeball. You know how, like, Penny, for nerds in here who are, like, paying attention to this stuff, you know how Pennywise's eyeball kind of, like, rolls a little bit? That's Bill Skarsgård doing that. He can fucking do it. It's really cool.

So, anyway, physical media is important, and watch the behind-the-scenes on your Blu-rays. And thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Did you really go to high school with John Mayer? I knew you'd be thinking about that the whole time. The whole time. You've been meditating on that the entire time. Truly, Justin, that's fantastic.

That is a talented young man. Thank you. Well, pass it on to him. Wow, you will believe a chair cape can fly. It literally says chair cape on it. I fucking love that. It's a super cool chair cape. Not suitable for wearing

around your neck. Put it on a chair and watch it fly. Is this it, Doug? What do you mean? Is this a show? We What do you mean? The show? That's the whole show. We get a whole bag of shit. I go home, start typing up.

I log into eBay. There's no papers and no pencils. There's nothing to write on. What do we do? You don't have to write anything. You're going to answer questions. Okay. Yeah.

I start with a real easy one that still stumps some of my guests. We'll see how it works with Justin. Justin Long, don't lie to us. What was the last movie you saw? Apocalypse Now. I saw it last night. Yeah. Were you there?

Oh, my God. Is this what they're calling the final cut? Yes. Yeah, and it's like 180 minutes God. Is this what they're calling the final cut? Yes. Yeah, and it's like 180 minutes or 153 minutes, I think. I don't know. Yeah, two and a half hours-ish. Oh yeah, you must have seen it too. No, no, I just saw the ads for it because I was like, oh, I think I'd do that.

Was it worthwhile for you? It was incredible and yeah, it was amazing. And Coppola and Martin Sheen and Albert Hall and Fishburne were all there. Did a Q&A afterwards. It was fucking incredible. Wow. Yeah. Why couldn't they get Brando?

I didn't know you before tonight. Why wasn't Brando there? That's a good question. He's a diva. Is that why? Yeah. They probably couldn't get him. I haven't heard anything about him in a long time.

Doug, I have some horrible news for you. We'll wait until after the show. I don't want to bring this thing down. Okay. I think he was pissed they didn't ask him to be Jor-El in the new Superman movie. Protesting. Okay.

We should have given him the chair cape. He would have felt a lot better. Great answer, Justin. David Lynch. Thanks. What was the last movie you saw, sir? Well, I got two kids to put in Netflix in my

concrete room. And I was able to watch Bob Dylan and the Rolling Thunder review from 1976. And I thought it to watch Bob Dylan and the Rolling Thunder Review from 1976. And I thought it was absolutely fantastic. I hear it's good. It's good. And Justin, you may know, they're messing with people.

It's not a straight documentary. That's what I was going to ask. Have you guys seen this? Do you know? It's Scorsese, right? It's Scorsese. But then I heard it's sort of like pseudo-mockumentary. And I'm trying to figure out which parts are made up.

He never dated Sharon Stone. That I heard, yeah. It didn't happen. But a lot of that stuff is true, right? In the documentary. It's weird. Why are they doing that?

I don't know. It really bothered me. Justin, I'm asking you. Oh, I... I don't know. I just want to tell you why. I watched half of it then I stopped.

I'm like, eh. He's messing with you. He's an ascended Andy Kaufman. He's doing a bit. It's a mad performance art to another level combining kabuki-ism. Bobby or Martin? Bobby or Martin? Bob Dylan or Martin?

Bob Dylan. He's performing. It's some of the best improvisation I've seen the scene where he's talking about different characters it's not true but he's doing some weird acting not unlike Mastin Anonymous

Larry Charles underrated as heck David Lynch is bringing it tonight I love it one time I met you do you remember you used to draw like a weekly cartoon strip where every picture the strip was the same every time you just change what's in the coming out of a thought bubble coming out of a window at the end in the Los Angeles weekly yeah yeah it's called the angriest dog in the world. Yes. And the first panel

would just say it's about a dog that's so angry he's stricken by rigor mortis and can't move. Straining at the leash. Yeah, he's straining at the leash. There's three panels

of him straining at the leash and then the fourth panel is people talking inside the house and they're just saying stuff like, did you do the laundry? No, you do it. And that's the whole,

that's the whole strip at one week he did one where the people weren't talking inside the house and so i clipped that one out and saved it and then when i met you the first time i asked you to sign it and and you looked at it and you're just like yeah you know and signed it but like you weren't like impressed that i picked out the one where there was no dialogue. Well, I didn't understand the nuance then. I didn't understand who you were. Now I know. Yeah, I was just a fan saying sign this comic strip of yours that I

tore out of the LA Weekly. Well, you can see how that might be scary. The great thing about that LA Weekly, it was free. You could walk up to any newsstand and just grab as many as you wanted. I'd grab eight, nine, ten, never got caught. It's still around, Mr. Lynch. It's still... Well, it's been sold. It's a great deal thinner. It's now owned by marijuana lobbyist lawyers, and I'm hoping

they bring it back. Well, no, I didn't mean to bring the room down again. But Mr. Lynch, you must get asked to sign a lot of strange things, I imagine. Well, I got asked to sign a woodland creature about a week and a half ago. No problem. He was very friendly. Named Pierre. Where did you sign it? How did you sign it?

I signed it right on his snout, Justin. And he was okay with it. Thank God. Here I sit. Could have turned two different ways you gotta tell John Mayer about this oh I can't wait to

truly that goes without saying I can't imagine what he was like in like a shop or a chemistry class he had to be a cut up I remember him

being a little shy like surprisingly shy now given his his persona now well now he's on the road with Dave Chappelle the two of them doing a remarkable deal

together I've heard. You know so much about pop culture, Mr. Lynch. Well, you've got to be a participant. Mr. Lynch, did you do the weather on the radio? I briefly did the weather on DavidLynch.com. It's going to be hot tomorrow,

friends. 90 degrees with a 100% chance of hopelessness. What was the last movie you saw? Bob Dylan and the Rolling Stones? No, no. I'm moving on to Oscar. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I didn't give direct eye contact to Oscar when I asked that.

I started to watch that. I started to watch that and I started to watch that and then I watched, I was watching John Lennon, The Sky Above Us. I was, before coming over here, but I watched Brightburn or Burnham?

Oh, yeah, Brightburn. Brightburn, because David Denman's in it, my friend from the office. He was in it, so I watched that. You're friends with him after Harry treated Pam?

But Brightburn is a... That's James Gunn, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His brother. Yeah, I got to see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. You guys know everything.

But this panel knows everything. Yeah. I'm friends with Yarbo. I'm not going to get anything past this panel. But what was your last movie, Clark? I watched for the show I'm on with Yarbo I'm not going to get anything past this panel but what was your last movie Clark? I watched for the show I'm on DC Daily Constantine, Francis Lawrence's Constantine

today, I gave it a rewatch it's on the DC Universe platform and I love that movie, I know that Keanu Reeves is not Cockney or British but I think it's really good, he tries to do an accent? no,ney or British, but I think it's really good. He tries to do an accent?

No, no, no, no. Oh, okay. He Costner's it? He's just like, fuck it, I'm Keanu. I'll just talk like me. That's exactly right. I did notice, however, that most of the supporting actors around him are English.

Like, they're British. So I was like, oh, that's kind of funny. But anyway. Oh, Constantine. Exactly. Gavin Ross. Why don't you speak like us? Yeah. Oh, Constantine. Exactly. Gavin Ross. Why don't you speak like us? Oh.

I'm doing my own thing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And now Justin, he's doing Wick but he is Wick. He was on Ellen DeGeneres and he's the guy.

What's that line from John Wick? People say I'm something or other. People say I'm back. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back. Very good. Very good. Yeah, that's very nice. All right.

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That was a very polite process. Here we go, Oscars. Oscars is excited because the back of his name takes his positive energy. Justin, who are you playing on behalf of? I am playing on behalf of Mitch no don't read that we haven't done the shitheads thing for a while

but he wants us to say Mitch McConnell is a shithead I don't have a problem with that agreed Somalia seems like forever ago David yes of course Dog Dave I love a good pun

that's a really good pun and I love the movie yeah sorry if I didn't go wrong yesterday was John Cazale's birthday was it John Cazale

one of the most fantastic actors who has ever lived we love him yeah he was in five movies and all five of them were nominated

for best picture by the Oscars Oscar and the line they the Oscars. Oscar. And the line, They're Oscars five favorite movies. Oh, you nominated all of them. I nominated, but you know,

Apocalypse Now is in my top five movies. Oh, so it's Oscar, it's in the Oscar contention. But, yes. But Casale, he left us too early. Yeah. They took us. There's very few.

They're like him and James Dean were like, you know, everything they were in just was a classic. It doesn't happen very often, but boys, he was great. And the line Wyoming was improvised by him. His famous line in Dog Day Afternoon, he improvised that,

which I don't like improv on my sets. I would have told him, Mr. Cazale, do we have to send you the principal's office? That's what I said to James Belushi. That's very real. Oh, Belushi. So who are you playing on behalf of there? I am playing for the right Steve.

There we go. Excellent work, Steve. What do you got, Oscar? The Scott lot. You got some donut-ies and some Tito's. Some vodka. Looks like a pre-rolled

joint there on there. A little smoky-smoky. Absolutely. Do you enjoy all those things? The vodka, yes, and the donuts. Okay. We'll just, you know, those things um the vodka yes and the donuts okay well just

you know those are yours to keep if you want absolutely okay and Clark I am okay so State

and Maine my last name which one Maine State and Maine one of them's my last name last name's Ann

don't worry about it alright so I'm playing for Mr. Maine okay and he put all of us except for you Mr. Lynch he Okay. And he put all of us, except for you, Mr. Lynch. He was a mystery, yeah. He didn't know you were coming.

It was a question mark. So in your place is the lovely, departed Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh. But all the rest of us are on here. Boy, I was watching Boogie Nights. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. Fucking idiot.

He says, like, six times, oh, Fucking idiot. He says like six times. Oh my God. He's amazing. So you work on the movies? Because I didn't tell you. So whatever. Could you do Philip Superhoff in like any movie

or only the ones you really know? No, when I, this is a quick story you can cut out, but when I met him, I was doing Galaxy Quest 20 years ago

and Sam Rockwell was in the movie and Sam said hey my buddy Phil is coming to set and I and I knew that he knew Phil

and he was in that and I was just obsessed I had just left school and I was obsessed with Boogie Nights and happiness and all those I was just the biggest fan

and I was so nervous to be around him and um that night uh sam was trying to get me to do hey hey phil you know justin there's a great impression of you oh my god you gotta see this and and i got too nervous to do it and that's so weird we were at el compadre on sunset and and uh we started we started drinking and and uh i i got drunk enough to the point where i just out of nowhere was like, okay, I'll do it. Just like unsolicited,

and I did it for him, and everybody was laughing, and I remember him saying, well, that's just me from Boogie Nights. That's not how I sound. Yeah. And his friends were like, yeah, it's good, it's okay.

And he's like, no, that's just me from beginning. I like it. He was the best. Yeah, he was great. We lost him too early. Did we say that already? We've said it twice now. I mean, he's going to remain lost too early.

Yeah. So that sentiment's never gonna change everyone in here is going to pass away that's right that's a really strong statement as is everyone listening to this at home

or in your car you at home are all going to pass away what are you going to do right now so we should live in the now. We should transcend this life. Justin, I sure like you. Put me in a movie, please, Mr. Winch. Let's start with a new game.

Does that work, Justin? Did that ever work? I'm intrigued. No, I saw something there. Just a glimmer of a little piece of something I could maybe mold into something else. Yeah, desperation? I don't hate that.

We don't run from trauma at my house. This is a game called We're All Gonna Die. And, no, this is called Characters Welcome. Yeah. Everyone on this panel has played numerous characters. Even David

Lynch, you were so great and lucky with Harry Dean Stanton. Wasn't that fantastic? Yeah. Well, truly. I mean, that was to be with Harry Dean near the end. It just doesn't get any better than that. And then we honored him at the Ace Hotel, and we brought in a mariachi band and Jonathan Depp,

and he was absolutely fantastic. We lost Harry Dean too soon. Well, that's subjective on the whole. We're going to die. I was going to say, I think that was just about that one. That was about right. It was okay. That wasn't too soon.

Somewhere too soon. Somewhere, that was. By the way, R.I.P. R.I.P. was a good title. He's lucky to still be alive. This is not funny, but R.I.P. Rip. Torn. Yeah. Has anyone made the, it's not good title. He's lucky to still be alive. This is not funny, but R.I.P. Rip. Torn. Yeah.

Has anyone made the... It's not a joke. No, I really had to, like, really carefully graph my tweet when he passed away, because, you know, it just seems like you're making fun of him to say R.I.P. Torn. Yeah. But that's basically what you're doing when you say, you know, R.I.P. Rip. His parents must have known that that would happen someday. But I saw a few minutes of

the other day and boy he's anything he shows up in so he's so good all right p&m maybe well you know what you guys I could talk about I could talk about the most recent deaths of in show business but instead instead we're going to try to celebrate the living. Okay. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how that goes. This game, characters welcome. All of you, just have your microphones ready because you can just guess as often as you like.

As I list off the character names, you know how there's odd character names in the end credits of a movie. What's one of your weird ones, Mr. Lynch? You're always like, you know, have somebody in the titles that's like, guy who likes pie or something like that. Oh, sure, guy in the big hat.

Yes, there you go. That's right. But then you know who it is, and that actor, people are like, that's the SOB in the big hat. It helps them. It might help them get more work. You get very specific. Not enough specificity in the world today, Doug.

Well, I think you're going to like some of these in this one, because whoever made this movie got some real specific credits in the end titles. So just, like I said, guess as often as you like, and the first person to get it right wins. Traveler. There's just a character called Traveler. Then there's another one called Red. Man in Gent's Room.

And we're guessing the actor? No, the name of the film. Cable Guy? It has these parts in it. These roles, these characters are all in the same film. Someone called Good Witch. Wizard of Oz. I wonder where that Men in Gents room scene went in Wizard of Oz

if that was the answer. Is it Lost Highway? No. But that's interesting that you'd guess a movie. It's a fantastic movie. Mr. Lynch made. Is it Wild at Heart?

That is correct! I tried to discourage you but no, that's not it. Don't go down that road. That's a Lost Highway. A yellow brick but no, that's not it. Don't go down that road. That's a lost highway. A yellow brick road. But yeah, you did it. Why didn't you recognize it? Well, that period of time is kind of hazy for me.

I remember Cal and Laura Dern, and then it took me about two and a half years to get over working with Robert Blake, if we're going to talk shop. Mr. Lynch, what was it like working with Nick Cage on that movie? Well, Nicholas Cage is absolutely fantastic.

Nicholas Cage believes actors are shamans. There's a book called The Way of the Actor, Pseudopsychology, that what we thought shamans were actors, and Nick Cage

is deep in all this. Wow. I like Nick Cage, too. He's also a shamanic shapeshifter. Absolutely incredible, friends. Those two should collaborate, huh? Cave Cage. Yes, yes, they should.

They should have a cave cage match. Right? Cage match in a cave. So yeah, so the aforementioned Nick Cage played Sailor Ripley in the film. And Laura Dern was Lula. And in one of his creepiest roles, which is saying a lot, Willem Dafoe was Bobby Perun. So good.

And do you know the story of his teeth? We cast him. He's got fucked up teeth in that movie. Well, he sure does. And he didn't know he was going to get it. And then I looked at him and I said, Willem, you're going to get some teeth, boy. And we took him in and got

him those teeth and he incorporated all of it and he was terrifying. And I would have nightmares and then just wake up and thank him. Alright, well, so all that means since Clark got that one is she gets to go first in our next game, and it's a brand-new game. We haven't played this one before. It's called Dr. Doctor.

Doctor. And here's how it works. Yeah, there's an ellipsis in the name of this game. I'm ready. I'm going to go to you one at a time. We'll start with Clark. Then we'll go to Oscar, David, Justin. Just come straight at you with it.

I'll name a movie. I mean, excuse me, I'll name an actor. And then you tell me if that movie that that actor is in. What? Is. Okay. You get three choices. Okay.

Is that actor in Dr. Detroit, Dr. Giggles, or Doc Hollywood? Okay. All right. Yeah. Jeez. I brought a hard game because I knew what a great panel I had tonight. And also, you got a one in three shot of getting it right. That's okay.

Yeah. If you don't get it right, though, it moves on to Oscar. Okay. Yeah. If you don't get it right, though, it moves on to Oscar. Okay. And the third person in a row, if the two people miss, that's like a free point. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Oh. James Brown, Clark. Detroit, Hollywood, or? Detroit.

That's correct. That's correct. Oscar? Yes. George Hamilton. What are my choices again? Giggles, Hollywood, or Detroit. They're all doctors. George Hamilton.

That is correct. That's the name I said. I'm breaking it down. He lives in Beverly Hills. He doesn't want to travel far from home. He likes to stay close to his tanning beds and his cigar stores. I'm going to say Hollywood

because it's close to Beverly Hills. Well, that is some interesting logic. Because that film takes place outside of Hollywood. That's why they call him Doc Hollywood because he's from California. But you're right. It's Doc Hollywood.

Thank you. Thank you, Clark. David? Yeah? Are you familiar with an actress named Glenn Headley? That's Doc Hollywood. No. Zhivago. No.

Zhivago. That just sounds like something someone would say when they miss a question. Zhivago. Do a little too. Looking for a hotel? Try Zhivago. Justin? I would say Giggles.

You would? That's incorrect. Oh. Yeah. Clark. Yeah. Now it's a memory game. Well, he said Zhivago, right?

No, that was his second guess. Zhivago's not even an option. I promise you, I won't say Omar Sharif or Mound of Snow. The stars of Dr. Zhivago. Oh wait, Julie Christie was in that, right? Yes. Okay. It is a memory game.

Gosh. Detroit Hollywood or Giggles? Giggles. Is that what you just said? I just said that, I think. No, she's in Dr. Detroit. Oh, no. There is some fantastic urban decay in Detroit.

If you ever want to tour around there, they light houses on fire. And it's as inspiring a thing as you can see. It's coming back now, though, but hopefully not too quick. And you can get out there and see it. Oscar. Detroit Giggles or Hollywood. Fran Drescher. Currently starring as Justin's mom.

In Safe Spaces. Giggles. No. Detroit. That is correct. Oh, such an exciting competition. Justin, which one of those was Doug E. Doug in? Doug E. Doug.

Doug E. Doug. Shit. Doug E. Doug. Not fresh. Not Doug E. Doug. Not Doug E. Fresh. I mean, I get mixed up with both of these guys. God damn.

Dougie Doug. Well, it's a Dougie Doug world, so I'm just going to have to say. You just live in it. Fucking Detroit. No. Hollywood. No. Oscar. Giggles.. No. Oscar.

Giggles. Giggles is right. Oscar's on the board. All right, we're back to Mr. David Lynch. Holly Marie Combs. Holly Marie Combs was on Picket Fences. She was? For sure.

She was also one of the sisters on Charmed. Fantastic. Fantastic. I'm going to say Hollywood. No. God. Justin? The Shrouds. Huh?

Which one was that no clark is it giggles uh yes it is dr giggles all right so uh clark wins. Clark wins that game. We're on a roll, Mr. Main. We had a tiebreaker. It was Bridget Fonda. Do you guys remember which one she was in? Hollywood. Doc Hollywood, yeah.

What happened to her, Justin? For me? Is this to me? She, I think, just wanted to do other things. Like what? You know, she wanted to garden and have a family and live upstate and, you know, catch butterflies and the net. I don't know. That's not enough for me. Oh, sorry. I bet they

just stopped hiring her. No. Very few want to do other things. She maybe got in trouble with somebody. There was a point of no return where she felt like she couldn't come back. Thank you. Now we're getting warm, I think. Thank you.

Now we're getting warm, I think. All right, well. We lost her, too. Yeah, we lost her. Julie Warner? Was that the girl in that? In Doc Hollywood, yeah. Yeah, Julie Warner was the main girl. And she's a very nice lady, but she's also super tiny,

so she was good. She was Michael J. Fox-sized, yeah. But that's a cute movie. I haven't seen it in a while. Woody Harrelson. David Ogden Steers from Mesh. All right. David Ogden Steers from Francis Sturridge.

Alright, one more game to determine our winner for the first time that this show has been at 8 o'clock on Tuesday night here at UCB. I'm very excited about this time slot. Sans mezzanine. We're going to play a game called

Bennington. That doesn't really explain what it is but um our friend ron bennington suggested this game and i love it and uh who so who won that last one clark won that last one okay so clark is going to go first this time we'll switch the order around because i like to do that uh so it's going to go to justin then david then oscar and each one of you will get a chance to go first in this game. And it will rotate. So hopefully I'll do this right. But Clark starts us off.

I'm going to name an actor. All you've got to do is try to guess what you think. You want their number one movie of all time, according to Box Office Mojo, after adjusting for inflation. North American Box Office. Yeah. Yeah. a box office mojo after adjusting for inflation north north american box office yeah yeah yeah so it's really kind of that cat has a lot of quality you just got to think of the best the biggest movies that the you know the person i'm naming has been in and if you name one that's in the top three you get points okay one point for number three two for two three for one

and uh there's there's no wrong answers except for incorrect answers. So we'll start with you, Clark. And all you gotta do is tell me what's in the top three films in the career of Christina Applegate.

Oh. Hmm. I'm gonna go The Sweetest Thing. Okay. Thank you. Somebody in the audience has totally got your back on that. Justin? I'm going to say, as a little cheating,

but Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Squeakquel. Why is that cheating? Well, I was in the movie. I played Alvin. I don't want to brag. It's not something you should brag about, I guess. I was in the squeak war. I mean, this was all just to see if you would admit to being in it, and you did.

Thanks a lot. Mr. Lynch? Well, I have to say, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, which features an absolutely fantastic supporting performance by our dear Kimmy Robertson. Lucy, the secretary from

Twin Peaks, is fantastic in that. She's great. And that's an iconic movie. Because I don't know if you... They go away, and the babysitter dies. Gone too soon. Spoiler alert. There's real trauma in this movie, and it's something we can all work through together.

The babysitter died too soon. Is that... The dishes are done, man. Is that where that's from? Yes. That is, Justin. Iconic line. Is that Don't The dishes are done man Is that where that's from Yes That is Justin Iconic line Oscar what do you think

They really picked away At the Christina Applegate titles But do you have one This is the girl From Married With Children And she's in debt to me now Is she Yes

She's in debt to me Is that She's in debt to me She is? With Linda Cardellini. But this is a TV. That's TV. You want movies.

Oh, I see. Doug loves movies. I get it. Doug tolerates TV is another show. It's a whole other show. I don't know. Doug loves TV more. TV's so much better lately.

What has she done? Yeah, that's a tough one she had her own show for a while someone is just repeating the sweetest the sweetest thing sweetest thing

we've established sweetest thing she wasn't in Mean Girls no we can't she wasn't in that you can just pass I'll pass yeah

we'll get back to you on the next one alright coming in at number three. Were you about to say it? Anchorman 2. The legend continues. She was in Anchorman. Yeah.

But Anchorman did not make her top three, the original Anchorman. No, it was the sequel made more. Wow. Yeah, Anchorman was like Austin Powers or some of the comedies that became popular on home video, and then the sequel did great. I got cut out of Anchorman, and they never told me, and I went to the premiere with my friends,

and I've been saying, you know, I'm in this, and this is exciting, and I was Fred Willard's son, whom he keeps referencing. Referring to. Yes. Oh, and my son did this, and I'm like, oh, any minute he keeps referencing. Referring to. Yes. Oh, and my son did this and I'm like, oh, any minute now

they're going to, you know. Damage, Justin. Eating popcorn, really excited. End credits. I'm like, maybe they saved it for like a final little tag.

Maybe I'm in the post-credits scene. Me and Nick Fury. Surely someone would have told me. I was a cop on a horse that waved to them when they were littering and walking through the park it wasn't even needed

did it but make it into that you know Wake Up Ron Burgundy right do you guys it's that they released it on DVD like all the

there was like a whole movie of cut footage there was a lot of Jason Schwartzman and Heavy D they shot Maya Rudolph they shot weeks

they killed all of it got cut out they killed all of those people gone too soon gone too soon alright so coming in at number two is of course

I can't believe no one got this Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked the fourth or the third in the series and then coming

in at number one and Justin knew it because he's in it, Alvin and the Chipmunks and Squeakquel! Thank you. Sweetest Thing was number four. We just missed it. No, that movie didn't do very well. But Justin is...

Justin's got a hot start, but anything could happen at this point. Justin gets to go first in this next round, so that's worked out okay for you. Justin, the films of Anna Ferris. Okay. Oh.

Oh. What's this? What do you think? Okay. Top three. Go for number one if you can. What's her biggest movie? Shit. Okay, number one, I would say... Are you going to name any men actors?

Whoa, Oscar. Time is not up. Time is still ticking along. You better be really careful, buddy. It's a new era. Scary movie. I'm going to say scary movie. I'm going to say scary movie two.

Okay. Mr. Lynch? The house bunny. I just wanted to hear you say it To be honest Justin's gonna have a great David Lynch impression When he leaves here Orsker

I know who she is I think Orsker, Orsker, Orsker She's a female actress. She's a female. She's one of those lady actors. Oh my God, I'm so sorry, the Scott lot. Oh, that's all right.

I don't know. I don't know. You'll still have as many points as several other people on the panel. Go ahead, Clark. Okay. So she has a cameo in 22 Jump Street. Okay. And... That did pretty well.

Yeah. I don't know if she was credited, though. Yeah. I'll tell you this about Box Office Mojo. They don't know either. I mean, they... Okay. They sometimes list cameos, sometimes don't.

It's a little uneven, so... Okay. Then I'm gonna say Just Friends Okay It might not have Again these are things That I guess are popular On cable

Yeah well that's part Of the thing Is it's kind of a shame That those aren't Her top three movies Any of those ones Really Could've gone to

Squeak Will again Yeah yeah You went Scary Movie 2 right Yeah I should've Yeah yeah yeah Coming in number three Scary Movie 3 Oh fuck Yeah coming in number two Alvin the Chipmunk's The Squeak Will Scary Movie 2, right? Yeah, I should know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming in at number three, Scary Movie 3. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, coming in at number two, Alvin the Chipmunk's The Squeakwell. And number one, just straight up Scary Movie. Ah! No, no, no.

I meant Scary Movie as well, too. Yeah, well. Like Teen Wolf 2. You blew it, son. But now. I deserve that. Yeah, but that was great,

because it's, you know... I love that, you know, it looked like you were going to run away with this thing, because you know the chipmunks. You are a chipmunk. No! How's that work in the first one, in the credits,

it lists a guy who plays Alvin, and then you also play Alvin. What's the difference? Huh? Like, is the real Alvin, is there, like, a man Alvin? Like, a living person? Who's's the difference? Huh? Like, is the real Alvin? Is there like a man Alvin? Like a living person? Who's in the suit?

The tiny little... Or the... Like, because Jason Lee's the Dave Seville guy, right? Yeah. Yeah. There's a weird credit for another Alvin.

Really? On IMDb, yeah. I know a buddy of mine played Donatello in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and they had him do all... Leif Tilden.en they had him do all the he did all the dialogue and everything and then they they dubbed his voice with I think Corey Feldman he was very

disappointed yeah not a great story but somewhat applicable all right bad story Tourette's but you're in the lead still with three points. Everyone else needs to get on the board. We're starting with you, Mr. Lynch. The films of Zachary Levi. Boy, I'm sorry. He's just not hitting my radar yet.

It can happen. Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeak Wolf. See, that's a great way to play. It's like you took all this information you've been getting and went,

let's keep going with that. I'm an adjuster. It's that 20 minutes twice a day. Oscar, do you know who this gentleman is? He is a man. Is he Shazam?

Yes, he is. I'll say Shazam. Yeah, Shazam. Clark? I'm going to say Thor the Dark World. Ooh, that's a man. Is he Shazam? Yes, he is. I'll say Shazam. Yeah, Shazam. Clark? I'm going to say Thor, The Dark World. Ooh, that's a great one. And then Justin. I know him.

Huh? I know this guy. I've spoken to him. Yeah, he's nice? Yeah, he's very nice. Very nice guy. I saw him on Broadway. Oh, on the Broadway.

He can sing. He can sing. Good singer. Oh, no. What happened? I know what the big movie is now. Oh, on the Broadway. He can sing. He can sing. Good singer. Oh, no. What happened? I know what the big movie is now. Oh, shit. I thought you got all upset about that I saw him on Broadway.

I thought she was going to start crying. She's got a voice in Tangled, I want to say. That's what she just thought of. Tangled, that's what you're going with? All right. Coming in at number four. Shazam. Shazam. What? Yeah, because it's been big. It's a good movie. Yeah in at number four. Shazam. Shazam.

What? Yeah, because it's been big. It's a good movie. Yeah. I liked it. It's a little too recent to crack his top three. Number three, Thor, The Dark World. Yeah, so that's worth one point.

And then coming in at number two for Zach Levi, Tangled. Yeah, so that's worth two points for Justin. And then number one, Alvin and the Chipmunks. The Squeakquel. David Lynch is on the board with three.

You see what happened there was I had no clue and it just came to me and that's truly from dipping into consciousness and smart that's it and we also know another legend that said positive energy brodie stevens one of the true greats of this world i really love how much you know about all the all the arts i got a lot of free time all the arts.

I got a lot of free time. Yeah, I saw that documentary where we just watch you paint. Oh, yes. And then I'll tell you, if you want to beat the system, what I do now is I just urinate in the sink. And this is real. Yeah, I go in the sink.

You don't have to go to another room. You don't have to waste water you're gonna turn that water on anyway all right i don't know about that but uh you know i think uh you know i think you're great so maybe like he's not wrong maybe i've been wrong so far yeah so yeah here we go do you do everything in the sink? Just urinate? Mostly that, yeah. I mean, you know. A number two situation has to stay.

Nine out of ten times. Good. But the one out of ten is two. You're not a math guy, are you, Doug? Oscar? Yes, sir? This is your chance man you get the first crack at this one

is it a fella mhm it's a dude so it's right in your wheelhouse the great Alan Tudyk love him you know Tudyks one time in college Love him. Who is that? You know two dicks.

One time in college. One time. I don't know who that is. I probably know who it is, but I can't remember. Oh, yeah, you're going to find out who it is. Oh, yeah, that's who that is. Oh, my God. Why did I have to go first? I could have gotten hints from the other people.

That's true, yeah. Might not have helped. All right, go ahead. All right, we'll go to Clark. I don't think this is right, but Rogue One a no,

yes, that is not so low. Rogue One, a Star Wars story. Okay. Justin? I'm gonna take a chance here because he's such a great voice actor and he's done so many great voices.

Not that he was one of the few that didn't get his hands on that movie. I'm going to say Wreck-It Ralph. Okay. He was fantastic in Wreck-It Ralph, so I'm going to say Wreck-It Ralph 2. Don't get me on your bullshit Doug I'm saying wreck it Ralph to and you know what I mean oh okay well in your case

I'll make an exception and not ask you to say Ralph breaks the internet well well what that one's no I don't want to slide by on a technique. It happens too much these days. I'm wrong. That was so easy. That was so generous. I don't want to be on the wrong side of history. You don't believe in participation trophies, do you? No, no. It's got to be a winner. Okay.

Who's next? Where are we at? Oscar? Oh, okay. Wait. No, you. Yeah, he went first. No, I went first. Didn't? Oscar? Oh, okay. Wait. No, you. Yeah, he went first. No, I went first.

Didn't say anything. Yeah, yeah. All right. So we have Clark said Rogue One and you said Wreck-It Ralph. All right. This is interesting. I was trying to trick someone into saying Alvin and the Chipmunks, Chipwrecked, because he's in that one.

Is he? Yeah, he plays something called Simone. I don't know if it's a voice. No, I didn't know. Maybe it's a voice of a lady chipmunk, Simone. Oh, maybe. Maybe. But anyway, that's his number 10.

Whoa. So that would have yielded no points for anybody, but he was in a Chipmunks movie. Number three, Transformers Dark Side of the Moon. Dark of the Moon or whatever the fuck that was called. And then... Did he do one of the robots? Huh?

He did a robot voice? In Transformers? I guess. God. He's a voiceover guy. I can't picture him live action in those, so yeah.

He's a voice guy. Maybe he was a car that turned into a thing. He just went... He did that for all the Transformers. Yeah, yeah. Number two, you're on the right track

with the animated thing, but he has a voice in Frozen. Oh, yes! Oh, fucking Frozen. Oh, boy. Yeah, but Alan Tudyk's number one is Rogue One, a Star Wars story.

And that's worth three points, which brings Clark to four, but Justin has five, so Justin is our winner! Squeakwell pays off again. Who knew? It really started to work in your

favor, and I thought it was going to work against you, but I can't plan everything. Dog Dave Afternoon, come get your prizes. Congratulations right here. There you go. A couple of bags. Nicely condensed.

He wants signatures on the poster too. Is there anything else we can do for you? You want a foot massage? Those will be easy to take off. Look at those fucking feet on that guy. Jesus Christ. Who knew? That was an amazing laugh. That means you haven't laughed once during the whole show.

Yeah, I finally got him by attacking his feet. It's Tom Hulse from Amadeus. It's like, if this guy doesn't talk about my feet, I'm not going to laugh at shit. There you go, Justin. Sign the footman's poster. While we're doing this, Clark, let's start with you. Roll out your plugs.

What's happening? What's going on? You can catch me on DC Daily with Sam the Ma'am Levine on DC Universe. And I'm in a movie called Satanic Panic coming from Fangoria that is out on September 6th and Deathcember opposite horror icon Barbara Crampton later this year.

Neat. Thank you, Doug. Thank you. Oscar is going to sign the stuff. This thing called Mr. Iglesias just got picked up on Netflix. Oh, Mr. Iglesias just got picked up on Netflix oh Mr. Iglesias nice

he plays a teacher I play the the vice principal who hates children there's the tension and the comedy comes out of that thank you

because he gets along okay with the kids he loves the kids he loves them and you come in and you're the bad guy I shouldn't be there I shouldn't be working

with children I'm the bad guy there's no reason for me to I shouldn't be working with children. I'm the bad guy. There's no reason for me to be there. And yet I'm there. Yet I'm the vice principal. Right. As most vice principals are. I've seen very few that seem to like working with children.

Except for the punishment part. Well, Doug, I'm here to promote joy. I'm here to promote unbounding consciousness. I'm here to promote love in a world gone crazy just north of Wilshire Boulevard on Highland Avenue, everybody. It's the David Lynch Foundation. Catch the big fish.

The world can be inside of you. We're all love. We're all consciousness. Come join our party. Also, I have a coffee now, and we're giving a little join our party also i have a coffee now and we're giving a little amount of that to charity but please get the coffee it's fantastic and roasted and it gives me a little bit of coin to keep going around promoting this meditation fantastic and you're always thinking about when the when the divine message comes to you for Twin Peaks Season 2, that's when it's going to happen.

Season 4, Douglas. You tried to trick me near the end. It's Season 4. We'd be thinking about it, and the signal's unclear, but I sure hope it can come soon. You've already done three seasons? Well, we did the first two years ago. Well, I'm a stickler. You were right when you said I was not good at math.

Yeah, and you are a stickler, and I love that about you, and I appreciate you being here. You should put David Harbour in the new season. He's fantastic. That guy's good. He came on the show once. In Atlanta, right? Don't know if it'll happen again.

David Lynch, you know everything. Holy shit. There you go, Dave. There's your poster and your mug. Chuck it, Adam. And congratulations to you. Congratulations, Dave. Yeah, and Justin.

Safe Spaces out sometime in the fall. Sometime in the fall. Yeah, and you've got a movie playing at Fantastic Fest. Yeah, you're going to be there. I'll be there. I go every year. Yeah. Austin, Texas.

I love that festival. I will also be there. She'll be there. Okay. What's the movie called that's going to be playing there? The Wave. And it's intense? It's intense.

It's kind of like a run Lola run but without a woman so you're gonna love it Oscar nice without a man a white man finally

a white man running and podcast please listen to my podcast Life is Short Life is Short Podcast yeah welcome to the podcast, Life is Short. Life is Short podcast. Yeah.

Welcome to the podcast game. I will be at Good Nights in Raleigh, as I mentioned earlier, on August 24th, and I'm doing stand-up in Phoenix on August 31st, and Denver on September 1st. You guys know what to do to figure all that stuff

out. Thank you so much for coming out tonight. Thank you, UCB Theater. Thank you, Clark Wolf, Oscar Nunez, David Lynch, Justin Long. Thanks, Doug. Thanks, guys. As always, positive energy. Thanks again to Blue Chew.

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