Doug Loves Movies - Kat Agee, Geoff Tate and Dale Cheesman guest

Episode Date: December 18, 2017

Live from Hyena's Comedy Club in Dallas, Doug welcomes Kat Agee, Geoff Tate and Dale Cheesman to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats With 50-ounce and ruffler needles on his teeth There's still not one that people say is Doug's mother Just rearranging a little bit. I feel bad for the people flush against the wall when we're sitting out here and they stare at four butts the whole time. Hey, hey, hey, everybody!

My name is Doug, and I love movies. And this is Doug Loves Movies! I love this. There's one lady that threw in a, and this is Doug Loves Movies. You had to really pick up the tempo to fit it in. We are back at one of my favorite places to do Doug Loves Movies,

Hyenas in Dallas, Texas! It's Saturday, December 16, 2017, at 420-ish. My question for this 420 matinee Is who here Got too high and then forgot their name tag At home By the sound of a couple of those I think it's more like Never made a name tag And then forgot to bring it

But let's see the people who did bring name tags What we're dealing with here. Oh no! I'm going to have to remember to periscope or videotape the name tag selection process today. This is pretty

amazing. Lots of good ones. I. Robert instead of I. Robot. Three billboards outside of Terri... Terebing Okay, Tereb Incrandables

That sounds like a new Cranberry snack But your name's Randall And you shoved it into Incredibles. That's Incredi-randable. Purdy woman? Your last name's Purdy? Okay. I think it's alright. I wouldn't say it was Purdy.

That one over there with the red lights all around it can't read shit on there. I can just see all the red lights. That's true of the blue one over there, too. Looks just like those things on the wall here in the club. But you brought one with you.

Alright, thank you for bringing those, you guys. Put them down for now. I'm gonna, I'm seriously gonna get some footage of you guys when those pop up again later in the show. Doug Plugs, Tate Crazy Nights continues tomorrow at LOL Comedy Club when those pop up again later in the show. Doug plugs, Tate Crazy Nights continues tomorrow at LOL Comedy Club

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Yeah! Well that was really robust Very impressive Let's see what I brought For the prize bag Well, that was really robust. Very impressive. Let's see what I brought for the prize bag. On a road trip like this where we're going from city to city, what's in the bag is always a surprise to me as well because I just grab things as I find them and throw them in there. This is a Christmas hat I've been wearing on the last couple episodes of the show.

If you've heard either of those and wondering how the joke looks when I say, what does it look like when an elf graduates? That's the joke. That's all it is. Do I see a fellow elf out in the audience? Nope, this is a baseball hat. He turned around. I was like, nope. Because I'd trade with somebody if they also had one, but since you don't, I won't.

I'll keep mine. I also have this new confetti gun that I've been using on the show during a moment of victory. It shoots a very small, pathetic amount of confetti. And it's pointless. I brought one of the final ones, a little red and white, Christmassy and green,

Christmassy pipe from Peacemaker. And is this the best thing in here? That's going to be disappointing. Because it's a copy of Dallas Magazine. You guys, you need to up your civic pride. Read about Dallas. I'm sure my guests brought some cool stuff, too. I shouldn't have said, too.

My guests brought some cool stuff. And then there's this junk that I brought. Oh, shit! Pipe down! Hey, I've never used that expression that way before. Well, there really is only a magazine and a pipe in this bag. So apologies for that immediately.

But today we have an exciting opportunity that comes up on the show from time to time. And I love to do this when I know there's an audience full of people who are listeners and know how the games work and would make a great guest on the show. So I'm going to pick three of you now to come up here and play a game. And the winner of that game gets to stay and have a seat during the entire show with the other two guests. So, yeah, so keep your name tag down if you think you're going to be shy up here

or bad at trivia or not shy up here. I want someone who's kind of shy. All right, now, see, here's a perfect example. This lady here says she knows everything about movies. And we have to get her up here to make her look silly now. Because she said she knows everything. So come on up here. Yeah.

I got to get a credit Randall Bowles up here. Randall's got to come up here. Because that will be easy for me to remember. I like the guy that yelled, I've got Tito's. So come up here, dude. And grab a microphone and a seat. And we'll meet you all individually.

Let's get a look at this guy. Did you bring a name tag? I wouldn't mind seeing it. I don't want some slacker who didn't bring a name tag up here. We already saw yours in credit, Randall. I'll show everybody. Give them a nice... Is that how you show everybody?

Oh, there you go. Alright, so the guy yelling, I've got Tito's, his name tag is Jay and Silent Rob Strike Back. But you're obviously not Silent Rob. You're yelling, I've got Tito's. It's ironic, isn't it? But he does have two little bottles of Tito's on there, and I love my Tito's. What do you do when you're not yelling out, I've got Tito's?

It's pretty much that. Put your mic all the way up to your stupid mouth. That's pretty much all I do. I'm going to be real abusive to Rob now. I appreciate it. I appreciate the abuse. So you're unemployed? No. I work in marketing.

Oh, okay. I've got no follow-ups to that. The Tito's line worked. I've heard of it. Thanks for being up here with your marketing genius, Rob. Randall, tell us about yourself. I am a salesman for an industrial supplier.

Ooh. What does that mean? Most people know me as the nut and bolt guy. But I sell a bunch of shit. Those are industrial supplies, nuts and bolts? Yeah. Okay. For like

aeroplanes Maybe Yeah, yeah Cars Alright A lot of stuff Alright, good job with the gigantic name tag Is that my face or your face?

That's your face Okay, good I thought it was, but I didn't want to assume anything We both have the One day we'll learn how to shave look And then we have What's your name, young lady? Kat want to assume anything. We both have the one day we'll learn how to shave look. And then we have, what's your name, young lady? Kat.

Kat? Yes. And why are you standing, Kat? Oh? You want to sit down? Huh? Oh, no. You like standing? Yes. Yes. You're just happy to be out of the rain, aren't you, Kat? Yeah. Yeah.

Get it? Her name's Kat? Yep. Wasn't that Catwoman movie with... What's her name? Wasn't that Halle Berry? You guys know everything. Wasn't that crazy how she just started doing cat things, like sleeping on a shelf and being scared of rain?

It was so weird. She's like, suddenly loves sushi. It was funny. And what's your name take, say, Cat? Cat on a hot tin roof. That is perfect. Yep. You didn't have to change anything, but you made the whole thing yourself, so you made

it all. Oh, you did have to change this. It's Kat with a K. Yes. Okay. All right, Kat. And you know everything. Yes, I do.

All right. I'm very confident. Okay. Because what we're going to do is we're going to play, you know the game Last Man Stanton? Yes. Yeah. That's what we're going to play. Yes.

We're going to play that to decide which one of you gets to stay up here. And as always, people reached out to me on Twitter saying they have a great name for Last Man's Den, and I selected one person from there. J.M. Jonitz? Close enough. Jonitz? How do you say it? Jonitz. Jonitz? That's your last name? And your first? How do you say it? John Eats.

John Eats? That's your last name? And your first initials are J and M? Yes, sir. J-M John Eats? Yeah. Okay, so it's J-O-N-I-E-T-Z. J-M-J-O-N-I-E-T-Z.

I'm just trying to get it right for the listeners to write to you if they don't like your suggestion. I don't need to hear about it. You don't have to tag me on it. But since we're trying to select somebody to play in the rest of the show, and then we've got lots more show to go, no matter what you say, dude, what's the first J stand for?

Jacob. Jacob. Listen, Jacob. These people are going to be forced to play whatever name you give us. Unless all three of them go, I can't name a single movie that person was in. So a lot of pressure here.

John Candy. John Candy. All right, that's an interesting one. Since Kat knows everything, she goes last. I'm going to start with Rob. Give me a John Candy movie, Rob. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Uh-huh.

I determined this year, I finally realized, remembered that that's a Thanksgiving movie, and so it's my favorite Thanksgiving movie. Officially. It's official. Randall? Home Alone? He does show up in Home Alone. Some people are freaked out.

What? That movie is about a boy. Can you imagine they leave John Candy home alone, he just eats everything and sits on the couch, sleeps through the wet bandit's entire adventure? Okay, Kat. Okay, I'm going to go with the movie The Only Film Film

that Michael Moore has made, Canadian Bacon. That is correct. Yes. I kind of think she's going to win. I mean, I'm just looking forward to her fun facts with each answer. Thank you.

Thank you. All right, what else do you got, Rob? So, fun fact, this is a movie that was made. It's a little flick called Cool Runnings. Yeah. Randall? Spaceballs? Yep.

Who doesn't love those? I mean, that movie. Kat? Oh, Wagons East? Whoa, okay. Okay. Cat Oh Wagons East Whoa okay No facts with that one? No I just know That he's in it

Like I really don't I've never seen it I've seen the cover I know that he's in it So Okay Yeah It's like with Matthew Perry

Or something Yeah It was one of the last movies That John Candy made Oh no that wasn't it No that There you go There's, no, that wasn't it. There you go.

There's your fact. No, that was... That was Chris Farley and Matthew Perry in a Wagons West kind of scenario. Lewis and Clark. All right. Rob?

All right. I'm already running kind of low now. Yeah, that's what happens, dude. And you don't have... You're your lifeline, so good luck. I know.

Uncle Buck? Yeah. Randall? What? Uncle Buck was my last straw. Oh, no, Randall. For real? This sucks.

Come on, think for a second. He was that big guy. Super funny. Dead for a second. Who's that big guy? Super funny. Dead for a while now. Don't confuse your mouth. I keep thinking Chris Farley movies. I didn't do it. Just name one. Maybe they were together. It wasn't my idea to do a dead guy.

How about Home Alone 2, Lost in New York? Yeah, I don't think he shows up in that one. But thank you for playing, Randall. Let's hear it for him. All right. One spoiled naughty child gone. Two sweet smart children left. Kat?

JFK. Yeah, right? That's the go-to whenever you can't just for a movie that's got a ton of people in it, and he is one of the people in it. For reals. Yeah, pretty cool.

Back to you, Rob. Alright, I told you she was gonna win What a braggart Weird brag I'm so smart, I know I'm not as smart as her Alright, let's just name something that time period Caddyshack Oh! All right, let's just name something that time period. Caddyshack. Oh!

There's been worse guesses that I've seen in this position. But tell him what he's thinking of, Cat. Oh. I actually don't know that one. I was going to guess Finex, so I was going to guess Strange Brew. I don't know if he's in that. Wait, you were already on your last... You don't have any other titles?

I mean, you won. It's no big deal. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was going to guess Strange Brew. I don't know if he's in that. Okay. Really? I've seen JFK. Oh, she's seen JFK. Oh, she's seen JFK.

Yeah, it's on like Netflix. We're in Dallas. I just watched it. Yeah, we're in Dallas. Oh, yeah. Did you know you're in Dallas? Haven't you seen your movie, Che Guevara Does Dallas? It's more of a, you know,

that's more of a hat joke than anything. It just looks like something Che would wear. All right, well, thank you, Rob, for the Tito's. I appreciate it.

I know. Get away from my Tito's. What are you doing? I'm taking both of them. Do I want one? That's the only way you got up here. You had Tito's, she knows everything. You see how the world works now?

Congratulations, Kat! Thank you! Thank you, everybody! You did it! Yes! Alright, you want to come over here and be next to me because I think that'll be a better place

if you want to stand the whole time. Because then we won't. Everybody will be able to see. Everybody. So yeah, just stand in front of your chair if you want. Okay, cool. Because then we won't Everybody will be able to see Everybody So yeah just stand in front of your chair if you want Okay cool Fuck it I'm going to stand Yes

Let's get them out here They went head to head last night And it was a very intense game And with Kat here it's only going to heat up even more Please give a big warm welcome Almost forgot to do it Very intense game, and with Kat here, it's only going to heat up even more. Please give a big warm welcome. Almost forgot to do it. Give a warm welcome to Dale Cheeseman and Jeff Tate! So just get your chairs back as far against the wall as you can,

even if it means moving those fake packages. They've got lots of fake Christmas presents up here. I just want everybody to see as good as possible. How you doing, dude? You almost unplugged that again? Yeah, three times so far. Oh, okay. Three times since you got here today. I was like, am I supposed to remember that

from a previous show or something? But what does it do when you unplug it? The lights on the packages? Yeah, unplug it. Don't worry about it, dude. God, I went to see a show at Hyena's. It was hilarious, but why weren't the packages lit up?

That's what I want in a comedy show. It's lit up packages. Let's meet them individually. Dale Cheeseman is back. What's going on, Dallas? Good to be back here. How's it going, dude?

It's going good. I was here in Dallas last weekend for a comedy show and I did not know this town had this many comedy fans. You know how crazy beneficial this podcast would have been if I'd done it two weeks ago? Nice to meet all of you. You, since you're here now,

do you want to do your closer or something? You guys have grocery bags? That was the closer. It's a one-liner. Conceptual. Well, I don't know if any of you had time to listen to last night's episode today, so there's a major spoiler ahead here, because last night

Dale and Jeff went up against a gentleman named Will Leonard in, where were we, Houston. And when that dude won, he said, and I'll come back tomorrow night and play again. And I was like, that sounds great. And the crowd went crazy. And then after the show, he goes, I was just kidding about that. I can't.

I can't go to Dallas tomorrow. But I was just kidding about that. I can't. I can't go to Dallas tomorrow. But I was excited. It would have been fun to have him go head-to-head-to-head again. But at least Dale and Jeff are going head-to-head. Let's hear it for Jeff Tate, everybody! Wow! Wow! Wow! That was nice. Wow. Wow.

That was nice. Nice pick-me-up, everybody. Thank you. Very sorry. Very sorry to the two of you. I couldn't do anything about it. You know how all these boxes are tied together on something, too? Man, it's like it just keeps getting worse.

Well, they don't want anybody to run off with one of these beautiful light-up boxes. Nope. You know, that's what... Write a sleeper cell in this war on Christmas. Thank God we can finally say that fucking word

again. Do you mind sharing your last name with us, Kat? It's Agee. Agee? Like Steve Agee and Mark Agee? Yes. Yes. Cool.

Yep. No relation, though? No. Okay. Sadly. Sadly? Yeah. Especially Steve Agee.

I think he's hilarious. He's so great. Yeah. Mark's just okay. Especially Steve Agee. I think he's hilarious. He's so great. Yeah.

Mark's just okay. I think Mark's been on a show here in Dallas. I think he's from Dallas. But Steve Agee hasn't been on a show in any city outside of L.A. because he doesn't fit in planes. That's true, you guys. He's a very big man. There'll be a lot of fun facts tonight, you guys He's a very big man There will be a lot of fun facts tonight you guys He always rents a car with a sunroof

That's the title of his one city tour No bridges Steve Agee What's an underpass? Alright, let's talk prize bag, Jeff What'd you bring? I brought Oh, you guys are so excited

Already, you don't even know. I got a copy of my yet-to-be-released album. Yeah. Exclusive to the prize bag. And then if you don't win, don't worry. You're not out altogether. You can purchase them with money. Do it quick before the tax plan hits

and the recession takes hold. Spend that money with confidence. Well, you still can. Up front. On one of those, it's very nice. And right here I have, I mean, this is official, but it doesn't look it, but it is.

This is tickets for two to come see me do stand-up right around here on January 24th. At this place. What is that, a Monday? No, it's a Wednesday. Wednesday, January 24th. We just made the deal backstage.

Jeff is going to be making a triumphant return. His first time headlining here for One Night Only. Yeah. We just made the deal backstage. Jeff is going to be making a triumphant return. His first time headlining here for One Night Only. So sell it out just to prove to Dale that there are comedy fans in this town. Prove me wrong, Dallas. I bet him a dollar that you could. And what do you got for the bag, Dale? Well, I forgot.

I was going to bring Astro's gear because I thought that would have been funny. Yeah, boo the champs. But I forgot. And so I brought a Calvin Hobbes book. But I also forgot that back there. That's back there somewhere. I'll get it later. I would like you to go get it now, please. Oh, I have it. I have his Calvin and Hobbes book.

That would be so funny if I don't really, but... What did you bring, Kat? Um? Here. Uh, yeah. What? Yeah, I don't know what it is either. This lady in front just handed me this.

It says, for the prize bag. It's a magazine called the Guioi Moi. Guioi Moi. What is it? Oh, I don't know why I'm blaming. Look behind the post-it note. Oh, behind the post-it note? How do you know about that?

We already looked that You looked Oh it's It's Kim Jong Il Oh my god That was smuggled out of North Korea That's been in someone's butt Is that like North Korea's version of The Economist? Just every page is, it's great!

Why would you bring that to put in the prize pack? What does that have to do with anything? What's the name of the Calvin and Hobbes book, Dale? Scientific Progress Goes Boink. It's one of the best ones. Hell yeah. Listen to all those inner children clapping. And I'm also going to put one Rob's Bottle of Tito's in there.

Well, I do kind of have something. Oh, you do? My fiance in the audience, Brian E, has a Jason mask. Is that okay? Well, you don't want to give that away to him. What else does he have? No, no, no. No, no, no.

You have to keep that, man. Don't give out your murder face. Yeah, that would suck if you're on your way to murder somebody. Like, oh, damn it, I gave away my mask. Forgot I did that. Got drunk and gave away my murder mask. It's just a clear mask.

He pulls that, oh, fuck, this is my at-home mask. I brought my at-home mask with me. Shit. Yep. If you like that kind of comedy, come back January... 24th. Yeah, I wasn't sure. I didn't want to say the wrong date.

But yeah, come back January 24th. That's awesome. What am I doing that night? Maybe I'll come too. All right. but yeah, come back January 24th. That's awesome. What am I doing that night? Maybe I'll come too. Alright, so that's okay that you don't have anything for the prize day because we were surprised by it. I literally have

like half the eaten box of Everlasting Gobstoppers. That's not a badge. That's not a badge. At least it's movie related. She's had it forever. They're everlasting. They were a gift from her

great grandmother. He's really rummaging around for them. You got a whole bag. I bet that's not even the best thing you have. You're just working your way up from the... There they are. That's ridiculous.

Yes. It's pretty good. I wouldn't even say half-eaten. It's a good amount. Yeah, you got like most of eternity left in there. Yeah, I'd say the prize bag is, yeah, the person's a true winner. Tonight.

Jeff, I know it's been, you know, less than 24 hours since we were last on stage together and I asked you this question, but have you seen a movie since then? I have. Yeah, look at the shocked faces. How'd you do it? On my computer I watched a movie called Shifty

It is a British thriller From a while ago It stars that guy from Nightcrawler and Rogue One I don't want to say his name Because I will not say it right I think it's I don't want to say his name Because I will not say it right Riz Ahmed I think it's Ahmed

Is the last name I can say that part Riz Ahmed Oh he's also in Four Lions Yeah I mean this movie was great I really liked it It was a fun

Not fun, it's a drama But it's cool, it's a drama. But it's cool because it's British. And I had the subtitles on, so I felt like fancy, even though it's like, I was like, look at me, I'm a real fucking film guy. But they talk cool, different, they use different slang and whatnot. And Right, everybody smokes.

I mean, it's cool. I enjoyed it. It's 85 minutes. Are you trying to talk for as long as that about the movie? I felt like you were asked to do a filibuster

about Shifty. That took as long as one holiday. Here's filibuster about Shifty. That took as long as one holiday. Here's everything I know about Shifty. And Shifty is spelled with a dollar sign, you guys, instead of an S. Yes, that's pretty fun. Yeah. A pound sign.

I mean, it's a dollar sign, but it's in England, so they call them pounds. They don't call them dollars. But a pound sign. Right, but then's in England, so they call them pounds. They don't call them dollars. But a pound sign. Right, but then wouldn't it be called Lifty? Because the symbol for a pound looks like an L. No, I know. Now I'm confused as to...

This movie is a fucking trip. You guys. They're all over the place with their imagery. Dale, did you get a chance to see a movie since yesterday? Yes, Logan. About 30 minutes of it. Still good. Oh, you had seen it all before? Yeah.

I didn't want to go on too long. Watch part of it. You jumped on Jeff Tate for just talking about the movie. He was... Which part did you... Keep that as concise as possible. Which part did you watch? The part where he meets...

Where he realizes Laura has the same mutant powers he has. That's one where they're both just killing all the... Really starts to kick in at that part, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it's not emotional and, man, getting old sucks. I like watching that little girl just kill the shit out of people.

Thank God that sentence ended that way. I'm sure they all shit their pants when she kills them. For sure. We just don't see it because they got pants on. There's like a little sound bite every time she kills someone. They're just like, really, really, really, really? Because they don't believe it.

She's like eight. Oh, my God. Because they don't believe it. She's like eight. They're like also horrified and confused. How did you? This doesn't... Hold on. Rewind.

You can see Dale here in Dallas if you have a time machine Kat, what was the last movie you saw? You're a great guest so far, by the way Oh, thank you I went to an event At the Alamo Drafthouse on South Mar In Dallas An event called Roomapalooza, where they screened The Room, then The Disaster Artist, and then their new film, Best Friends Slash Fiends.

But Greg Sestero himself was there, and we got to meet him, take pictures with him. He provided his own commentary over The Room. That was so priceless. That was a once-in-a-lifetime experience, honestly. Lots of cool insights into the room that weren't even in the Disaster Artist book or the movies. So it was really awesome. He'd say stuff like, oh, this is where he tried to fuck me?

Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah. Honestly, yeah. Those two people didn't even know they were in a movie. He just started screaming at a cab driver. That sounds really cool, except for the, was Best Friends

Fiends, was that kind of hard to sit through after those other two movies that are pretty fun? Kind of. I thought it was good, though, honestly, like in a weird way. It was kind of like a David Lynch-esque kind of movie. Yeah, it's more of a drama than, like, I mean, The Room was a comedy accidentally, but. Yeah. But this one doesn't sound as funny in terms of, like, bad movie funny.

It just seems more... Yeah, it's very kind of strange, kind of out there, but it's worth seeing, in my opinion. All right. Yeah, if you're a Tommy Wiseau completist... Yes. ...you must see the trilogy.

Oh, yeah, they did say I don't know if I'm giving anything away by saying this but there's going to be a part two. Of the Best Fiends thing? Yes, it's going to come out I think next year and they're going to hopefully get Greg back next year to screen Best Friends and Best Fiends and they're trying to get Tommy as well

to come. And they'll show all four of them. Oh. Yeah, I'm in for that. I'm in for that. I'm in for that. I mean, marathons at the Draft House are fun because they bring food right to your seat the whole time. And drinks. That's where I got addicted to Tito's. Yeah, and that sounds like a really good time.

I love that they do shit like that. I'm one of those people that still hasn't seen The Room. Yeah. Yeah, I saw The Disaster Artist, and I enjoyed it a great deal. And so now my interest is more piqued to see The Room. But I never saw it because I just don't seek out movies that are like, let's laugh at how bad this is. But it does seem like it's pretty entertaining based on what I've seen so far.

The side-by-side scenes at the end of Disaster Artist are really fun to watch. If you like sitting in a theater and getting pelted by spoons. Right, everybody throws spoons now. Yeah. Which is just a knockoff on a Rocky Horror that used to throw rice during the wedding scene. But then all the birds would explode.

Yeah, I mean that's the trouble. So many theaters are full of birds. And that's the trouble. So many theaters are full of birds. It was a real problem. They had to start putting the rice in little baggies. Which actually kind of hurt.

When you get hit in the face with one. Yeah, yeah. It made it more of a game. All right. Well, that concludes the talk portion. We got some games to play. Let the games begin! Okay, Kat, so you don't need your name tag anymore. You can pick your fiancés if you want.

We're going to go to a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. Hey you guys, no ads in this app, so I just want to take a moment to say thank you for listening all year round. I hope you have a happy holidays. A happy holidays.

And if you're in the Oxnard Ventura Camarillo area on January 17th, please come see me do stand-up at Levity Live in Oxnard. It's a beautiful mall

town. You gotta come check it out. See me do stand-up. Bring your name tags we'll play Last Man Stanton at the end and it'll be a lovely time in 2018 back to the show we're back

Kat is playing for her fiance yes sorry playing for her fiancé. And, uh... Yes. Sorry. And it's Friday the 13th. What is it? Vincent takes Manhattan. Vincent takes Manhattan. So your name's in there, too? Yes.

Alright. So you're playing for both of you. Yes. Alright. We're gonna dominate. Alright, let me see that thing for a second. The name tag. What happens if you lose? Is it just off? Yeah. The whole thing is on the line. I mean, let's make this game interesting.

Why not? Who are you playing for, Dale? I'm playing for Melissa Plicity. I tried to pick a sign that wasn't Star Wars, and this was the one. Angie put a lot of work. She put Jeff Tate's face on it like ten times. Doug's once.

Yeah, I'm Andy McDowell. Hell yeah, you are, bud. I didn't see this movie until like two years ago, and I saw it randomly, and I was like, where is this movie going? At first I was like, it's kind of boring, blah, blah, blah. But then as soon as he started making the different clones,

I was just like, where is this movie fucking going? This is insane. It was just like, where is this movie fucking going? This is insane. It was just insane. Well, I don't recommend downsizing to you then. Yeah. Because that's a where is this going movie as well. She said, I saw it randomly like you went to a Walgreens

and they were like, watch this movie. It was when Hastings was still around, the video rental store. I am not from here. It's in Texas, so yeah. I am not from your planet. Now, Jeff, of the four candies that are attached to your name tag...

Five. Sorry, five. Sorry, my candy math was off. The candy math man. Which is your favorite? Doug, I'm going to let you in on a secret. Junior mints are my favorite. In your pocket.

There were six on here, and I took the junior mints off already. Oh, that's why I was bad at counting. So Junior Mints are my favorite. I love that movies love Doug are now the three different billboards in Ebbing, outside Ebbing. And that's to Rebbing that made that. The idea that Sam Rockwell's driving down that road, and then he sees Doug loves what the fuck movie Screech

Reverse. I think I'm playing her. I think her name is Tara. Is it? Your name is Teresa? Her name is Teresa, but she made it Tara Bing Missouri. Yeah. It worked. She says it worked. I'd say of all the details

On that poster Your name was not The selling point Jeff definitely went For the Junior Mints And for his own face In the Woody Harrelson role Or Rick Rockwell role

I guess Yeah yeah And I liked this movie a lot I really enjoyed it Yeah it's good Yep What's her name? Frances McDormand seems like might be

the next winner of Best Actress for that movie. And Rockwell for Supporting Actor. Yeah. Those are my early predictions. Alright. So now we know who you're all playing for. And I've got

a few good games lined up for us to play today. And Dale and Jeff, of course, would be very embarrassed if they lose to someone from the audience again. I don't know. Not in this particular case. You seem to know everything about movies. Is that what I caught?

Yeah, I think so. I only know most things about movies. Oh, okay. caught? Yeah, I like to think so. Okay, I only know most things about movies. Oh, okay. So this could be a problem. I'm pretty sure she does know.

She named all six John Candy movies. So I am, I'll be honest, a little nervous. Jeff, were you back there the whole time just going, why aren't they saying Splash?

Yeah yeah yeah I'm showing off summer rental Great outdoors Who's Harry Crumb right I got swagger Yeah who is Harry Crumb The Blues Brothers Forever This first game we're going to play is called

Live Die Repeat This first game we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat. I'm going to say the title of a movie slowly. And first person on stage, you can repeat back the full title of the movie that I'm saying. Movie title that I'm saying. movie title that I'm saying, that person will be the winner. And please don't yell it out from the audience if you know it, because that'll ruin it. You guys ready? Any pre-guesses?

Star Wars, The Last Jedi. JFK. Can you imagine if I was like, Any pre-guesses? Star Wars, The Last Jedi. JFK. Can you imagine if I was like, okay, let's play Live, Die, or Feed? Jay. And Silent Bob Strike Back. Ah! All right, here we go with the real one.

Well, I have a pre-guess. Okay. I have a pre-guess. Back to the Future 3. It's not a bad pre-guess. It's a movie. So you're on the right track. Okay. So you're on the right track The

Disaster artist Short and redemption Jeff can't think of anything that begins with the Oh yeah The bridges of Madison County anything that begins with the? Oh, yeah. The bridges of Madison County. Man. The man who knew too little.

The man. The man who knew too much. The man. The man. The man. The man. With Eugene Levy. Sam Jackson. The man. The man. The man. The man. With Eugene Levy. Yeah. Sam Jackson. The man who. The man who came to dinner. The man who.

The man who wants some dinner. The man who came to town. The man in black. The man who is. The man who shot Liberty Valance. The man who invented. The man who invented Christmas. That's it.

That took forever. I don't really go for those political thrillers. Yeah, I'm just glad they were able to replace Kevin Spacey with Christopher Plummer. Boo! Oh, wrong movie? Oh, all right. All right, so Jeff gets to go first.

It's not unusual for this to happen. Jeff usually wins the first game when he's out here. So we'll see if you guys can turn the tide against him. And we're going to play a round of Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? I'll say a tagline from a motion picture to Jeff. If he can tell me the full correct title of that film, he gets a point. If he cannot, it will move to Jeff. If he can tell me the full correct title of that film, he gets a point. If he cannot, it'll move to Dale.

Let's go to Cat and then to Dale for this first round. Sorry, Dale. I'm used to it. I should wear an Everlast shirt so that y'all know I'm a punching bag. Oh, man, he snuck your opener in, too. There's no one who can open with anything other than Let me explain my name

Dear Hyena's Comedy Club May I please have another Cheetos and Soda Sincerely, Doug Lowe's Movies I'd love a bottle of water or you know Gatorade do you like order like that in a restaurant

just let the waiter pick between water or Gatorade yeah yeah I don't want them either one of those should work I don't want to go

I don't want to go Gatorade and then have them go and then come back and be like we don't have Gatorade and I'd be like water then come back and be like, we don't have Gatorade. But instead now I just do both and be like, whichever one this is first, this is second.

Saves me a step usually. Usually it's faster, but there's not a lot of back and forth about the process. I just got a phone call from Carlsbad, California I don't know anyone in Carlsbad, California I know that Legoland is there Do you think Legoland called me?

Has it been a while since you've visited Legoland? Maybe they're concerned Okay, so Jeff, you get to go first Maybe they're concerned. Okay, so Jeff, you get to go first. And you get to tell me what you think this is a tagline for. A new power is rising. Just tidying up over here Jeff Star Wars Episode 2

Attack of the Clones Oh great guess Nope Thank you so much Let's hear it for the entire waitstaff here. I mean, I just wrote that letter like two or three minutes ago and I already have a drink.

That's how great the U.S. Postal Service is. Dale, would you like me to repeat the tagline? A new power is rising. Um, yeah, that's right. I guess, is Star Wars The Force Awakens? Now, you know the answers were all Star Wars last night.

But we didn't do two of them, and I'm wondering if you were lazy and just carried over. I think Kat's going to really take this one home. What do you think it is, Kat? I don't know. I'm going to randomly guess The Incredibles. I don't know. The Incredibles? Sure.

A new power is rising? I don't know. Okay. The actual answer is The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Yeah. All right, we'll go back to Jeff again for this next one. From the smallest beginnings

come the greatest legends. The Lord of the Rings, The Fellows Lord of the Rings. The Fellowship of the Ring. No. The Hobbit. Dale? I don't know what it is, but I know it's bad. What?

Would you like to try, Dale? I don't know if I do. Those are the only words in the title. The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit? The Hobbit? Okay, I'll accept that. Kat? The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey.

That is correct. That is correct. Okay, Jeff gets to go first on this next one. Sweet. Sweet. Adventure. Adventure doesn't come any bigger than this. I'll give you a clue. The words pee and wee are not in the title. Oh, man.

Adventure does not come any bigger than this. Let's go with... The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug Smaug Dale The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug Smaug I think I get how this game is played Isolation of smog? I think I get how this game is played. Kat?

I know this is not, like, following with The Hobbit, like, things, but for some reason, I think it's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Oh! No! That's fun. No, that was from the movie Willow. From 1988.

Yeah. All right, we're back to Jeff again. He already got one, so he's sitting pretty. What movie has this tagline? The defining chapter. And the balls of that tagline. This one, this chapter really defines

all of it. The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King. Nope. I had to look at it, though. Made me look. Dale? Defining chapter.

The defining chapter. The defining chapter. chapter. The defining chapter. Star Wars Episode 6 Return of the Jedi? No. Alright.

Y'all could have beaten Kat and been on this game too, but you didn't, so let's be a little less judgmental. Kat, what do you think it is? The defining chapter. Defining chapter. Mm-hmm.

Oh. Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back? No. Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back? No. That was the tagline for The Hobbit. The Battle of the Five Armies.

I mean, think about it. So defining. It's ridiculous how defined it was after that. Jeff, there's one more left This Christmas The journey ends Quick clue It's not to the center of the earth.

The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King? That is correct. Willow kept throwing me off because that took me in a little person theme and then all I could think of was tiptoes. That's a great Gary Oldman movie that I haven't seen because I don't watch things that are bad. Oh yeah, Matthew McConaughey from my hometown, Longview.

Longview, Texas. Yeah, thank you for that. We're proud of Matthew, so I just have to represent. Do you think, Kat, do you think you could name more Matthew McConaughey movies than Jeff can? Uh, maybe. you could name more Matthew McConaughey movies than Jeff can? Uh, maybe. Dale,

sit this one out. I want... Oh, this is a great, I love this game I just came up with. Doesn't count towards the prize bag or anything, but I want Kat and Jeff to take turns naming Matthew McConaughey movies. And when they both have run out, no lifelines or anything, they just gotta go for it. When they both run out, if Dale can name one more... Then he's the winner.

As long as you don't name the two I'm thinking of. All right, so Kat, you threw down the challenge, sort of. Yeah. So bragging about your McConaughey knowledge. McConaughey, hey, hey, hey. So start us off Any Matthew Conahay movie Don't help from the audience please

This is going to be intense Because he's in a lot of movies And I'm going to make it go fast Cat Jeff Dave's been confused Cat Contact Sahara Jeff. Dazed and confused. Kat. Contact.

What? Contact. Sahara. Fool's goal. Failure to launch. The wedding planner. How to lose a guy in ten days. Dallas Meyerslund.

Bernie. Interstellar. Mud. Mud. Oh my gosh. I'm trying to think of one now and I can't. I can't even remember the ones you guys just said. Oh my God. It's time to tap.

Oh, there's no, I cannot think of the title now. Yeah, I'm gonna have to tap out. Jeff, one more. Yeah. A Time to Kill. All right, Jeff, another one? Yeah, yeah, Killer Joe. Okay.

Okay. He's in that. He's a fried chicken fan over there? Yeah. Oh, my God, that was fucking frightening. That was gross. Free State of Jones, surfer dude. Right, right.

Yeah, yeah. Right, surfer dude. Oh, he was a voice in some things, right? Yeah, probably. Oh, yeah, same. The Hedge movies, he's in Frailty. That's in Frailty. All right, just Jeff, you guys, just Jeff.

Because once Jeff runs out, then we can see if Dale can... I feel like Steve Harvey. Spoiler alert. Jeff's going to get a chance to steal. Thunder. It's just like, it just feels a lot weirder just doing it by yourself. just feels a lot weirder just doing it by yourself. It's like just saying

them in a row is harder than playing the game, even with people taking them from me. Alright, are you out? No, there's a fucking million more. I know, but name another one. Dale's going to take this from you if you don't name the right ones.

No, he's not. Dale, do you still have one? Do you have one? Yeah. He's got one. It's not impressive. It's my first one, so... Like, whoa, Dale's still in the game.

That's what I love about Last Man Standing is people will write to me and they'll be going, I was thinking of blank movie the whole time. I'm like, good for you. You thought of one? Wow. How do you do it? Why do you leave the house?

Can't you just stay home and get rich? Yes. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Go ahead, Dale. Okay, Dale. Sahara. Okay, the Lincoln lawyer.

So quick to jump down my throat, Dallas. So quick. All right, well, that was great. You win nothing. Cool. That was just for fun. But who won the last game? Was it Jeff again?

Yeah, Jeff won taglines. So Jeff's going to go first, and then Dale, and then Kat in a game to determine tonight's winner. And it's going to be Ron Bennington's adjusted for inflation bill game. Do you know how this works, Kat? Yes, I do. All right. Don't have to explain it.

Does anybody in the audience know how it works? Yeah? Okay. Here, dude. It's simple. I'm going to name an actor or actress. They have to each try to name a movie they think is in that person's top three

at the box office of all time according to Box Office Mojo adjusted for inflation. If they can't think of one that's in the top three they don't get any points number one is worth three points number two is worth two and number three is worth one like i said jeff gets to go first then dale then kappa each of you will get a chance to go first in one of the rounds and here's the craziest part of this. Is that I, you know, we're traveling.

It's been nuts. I did not prepare this game. But thanks to the internet, we're still going to make this happen. It's just going to be weird. It'd be weird if I can't get a connection right now. I'm going directly to Box Office Mojo.

And I'm just going to randomly pick people. And we're going to see how you guys do. Jeff. Hello. Hello. Paul and we're going to see how you guys do Jeff hello what's in the top three after adjusting for inflation for Tom Arnold true lies True lies What's he gonna say? Dale?

The stupids? The stupids? One guy's a fan. Just saying the movies I think deserve the biggest reward. You don't have to write that down. Oh, I didn't. I wrote down the correct answers to read them back. I guess I could just read them off the phone.

I'm not very smart. But my phone is. Kat? I literally don't know another movie he's in. Well, let me help you out. He was in Soul Plane. Oh yeah, his name was Elvis Honky.

If you can tell me what his name is for any of these other movies, I will punch you in the face. He was in Undercover Blues. He was in Undercover Blues. He was in Mr. 3000. Yeah, right? He was in Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare.

He was in Tyler Perry's Medea's Witness Protection. Unbilled, of course. He was in Witness Protection. of course, it was, he was in witness protection. Did any of those help you to think

of what else he might have been in? Oh. I mean, honestly, I mean, I just, I don't know,

out of all of those, I would have said maybe Soul Plane. I don't know any other movies with him in it. It's not a thing to be ashamed of Yeah

He's a friend of the show But you know He's had an interesting career I liked him in He was really good in Hit and Run I thought And Yeah

And Yeah he hasn't been in the greatest movies But What are you going to do? So you're just not going to not answer that one yeah okay he's number three is apparently he shows up in Austin Powers international man of mystery oh yeah I don't know I don't remember that part and then he's in a motion picture called Nine Months with Hugh Grant. Yeah. And his number one, True Lies.

Three points for Jeff. All right. For this next round, Dale gets to go first. for this next round, Dale gets to go first. And Dale, I would like you to name an actor or actress who you think you know.

Allison Janney. Who? Allison Janney. Allison Janney? Janney, yeah. That's... Your go-to for an actor or actress you know is one whose name you don't know?

Let's see how I do. Well, you know, Box Office Mojo doesn't list every single actor and actress, so there's a chance she won't even be in here, but let me take a look. Because now I'm interested. Interested to know if she's been in enough box office hits to justify being on this list uh yep she's in there dale you go first the films of alice and jannie the help

you're going with the help okay what do you think kat i'm trying to think of a movie she's been in I only know her from TV Yeah, she's terrific in I, Tonya Yeah That's not helping at all It's too soon of a movie to be They can't adjust for inflation For something that opened a week ago She's a man

I think What's that? She's the man A movie called She's the man? Yeah Okay Isn't that Amanda Bynes?

Yeah Hell yeah it's a good pull good pull i know my janny and i didn't know that one i mean i i tanya is in the hunt at number 16 on her list. Oh, wow. So it's definitely, you know, going to move up the list pretty quickly, I'd imagine. But, Jeff? Man, I can only think of one movie she's in, and it's called The Way, Way Back. Yeah. Yeah, that's number nine on her list.

What was that one that... She's the what? I said the help. She's the man. I'm still trying to find She's the Man. I can't find it on here. I thought she was the mom. Yeah, I guess.

I don't know if she's the mom and she's the man. But if she is, it did really poorly because she had to than 21 movies for her And number three for her She's in a movie called Juno Juno that one And she Her number one movie of all time

Is she's a voice in Minions Minions, yeah But number two and worth two points the help all right cat same deal you get to name an actor actress actress. Sorry. Wait a second. Okay, go ahead. My mouth was full. Well, the best Kat could do, if she names an actor or actress that she knows their

number one movie, she'll say that and she'll get three points. So the best she could do, Jeff, is tie you. So I'm definitely cheating here, but I'm not giving her full advantage. Just a partial one for a chance for a tie. I mean, in fairness, I would have picked Tom Arnold. That's sort of why I picked him. Who do you think you, well, who would you like to use, Kat, for this? Who do you think you know their number one movie?

Harold Ramis. What? I love him. He's one of my favorites. Alright, well let's see if he's even in here because of course he's a director, producer, writer and then he acts and stuff. Are you talking about him as an actor or just him

as anything? As an actor. I don't think they're going to list his movies as an actor because he always plays pretty small parts but I could be wrong. I mean, he had big parts in... I'm not going to say the names of them. But let's see if they put him in here.

I'm interested now. Get ready to have a backup ready to go, Kat, if we can't do him. I'm guessing it's going to be Rick Moranis. I could do that. I could do that. Okay, so Harold Ramos is in here Yay Okay so

Let me wait for it to Oh shit After adjusting for inflation They list Two movies So two movies. So, it's just movies he was in,

and to be fair, it's not movies he was in when he was young. I don't know how they arrived at this list. I'm just going gonna say it right now Ghostbusters and Stripes are not options What? Yeah Yeah I don't know

What the fuck is happening box office mojo But they list two movies So go ahead and guess which one You think might be in those two Kat Knocked Up That's what you're going with? Knocked Up? Yes Okay Who's next? Those two, Kat. Knocked Up. That's what you're going with? Knocked Up? Yes.

Okay. Who's next? Which way are we going? Jeff? Probably to me. I'll say Orange County. Yeah. Right?

That makes sense. Nope. Dale? No, I got nothing. I had Knocked Up, and I felt... It was like two movies, and I was the third choice, so... Yeah. What's up, Everlast? He's great in Knocked Up.

I also liked him a lot. He only has like one or two scenes, but he's like Helen Hunt's mother, father. He's her mother, father in As Good As It Gets. Yeah, I think he's really good in that. Or no, he's not her father. He's a doctor that helps her. But anyway, yeah, I don't know what's up

with why they only list two movies for him, because he certainly had parts in a bunch of them. And he's the voice of the moose outside of Wally World in The First Vacation. Oh. Yeah. He's all like, welcome to Wally World. Number two, a movie called The Last

Kiss from 2006. that guy over there thought of it apparently and then the number one of only two movies that they list on my very reliable normally box office mojo.com knocked up Knocked up! Yay! All right, so that means that Jeff and Kat are in a tie. So before we play the final round, I would like to say thank you for being here. To Dale Cheeseman.

I feel like a fool. Dale. There is a box of donuts. Please. Please take out a donut from that box and throw it as hard as you want and whatever you want. Wait, they're individually wrapped? Yeah. Well, they're individually wrapped?

Yeah. Well, I lost the game, but I gained an audience. It's not donuts! It's little Christmas tree candies with googly eyes on them. Whoa! Oh! Hard throw! hard throw No, I want to throw a chair

I put them right in people's hands There you go, Cat's going to throw one Okay, who really deserves one, though? Oh. Oh, oh, oh, Dale. Hit the side with the red lights on it. Keep it low, keep it low. One more try, one more try.

It's low ceiling, dude. You gotta really whip it in there. Yeah, I'm not like adjusting my height or anything. I'm just praying to God every time I throw. Nope. See? That's someone's face that I just skipped a rock into. Jeff, you want to try one? No, thank you. What a great scan.

That guy has like nine of these now. I tried. It's hard with that low ceiling over there, but also it's pretty fun to rock it into people's faces. Apologies if anybody got hit. All right. We got to settle this thing. We got 12 minutes.

We can do it. It's a tie between welding goggles and Chewbacca pants. The listeners don't know which is which. Kat, I've been wanting to compliment your Chewbacca pants all night. Thank you. But it seems like a rude thing to say to somebody in this day and age. I like your big hairy pants.

Did you see this, Jeff? Yeah, yeah. She got Chewbacca on her pants. And other characters too. It's the droids on this side. Alright. I didn't know what you meant when you said Chewbacca. Yeah, I got it.

January 24th, man. Yeah. Oh, no. That's a threat. We'll be back. We'll be back! We will be back! I am Taserface!

Taserface! Taserface Taser face Alright so So here's what's gonna happen People are just leaving It's like Right Now you know hyenas The bathrooms here

It's the best place in Dallas to take a shit I know a lot of you when you're in public You just use the urinals or whatever here, it's the best place in Dallas to take a shit. I know a lot of you, when you're in public, you just use the urinals or whatever, you just pee, but seriously, go take a shit in there. It's amazing. It's on TripAdvisor. I did it. It uses my location. It geotagged me and was like, send me a notification.

BTdubs, did you know? FYI, poop here. Is it as good as I was saying it was, dude? Yeah, he loved it. Can you hear the show in there? No? Some comedy clubs will pump the comedy into the bathroom so you can really relax.

Not missing a second of the comedy. All right, so since it's just between Jeff and Kat, Jeff will get to go first, because it's his turn to go first, for this tiebreaker. Dale, pick up your microphone. Because, Dale, I'm going to give you a chance.

I know last night you didn't win, and today you didn't win. But today you're going to determine the course of Tate Crazy Night's history by picking an actor or actress for the final tiebreaker round. You get to decide. You could go with something you think Kat knows a lot about

or something Jeff knows a lot about. Whatever, however you want to play it. Or you can just go straight up the middle. I want to go with someone who has just a lot of... A lot of credits? Not a lot of credits, but just a lot of blockbuster, top selling. We'll go with... A lot of what?

Not top selling. You know what I mean. Made a lot of money. Big movies. Rich people. Somebody with... Somebody who's had a lot of big movies? The richest of the rich. Rich people. Somebody's had a lot of big movies? The richest of the rich.

Let's all boo me for saying Tom Cruise. Oh, no. All right. I was hoping you'd pick somebody a little bit more esoteric. Tom Cruise has been in a lot of movies, and I don't know Cat that well, but I know Jeff well enough to know that he's very aware of most of them.

So good luck to you, Cat. Wait, is this Last Man Stanton or the Adjusted for Inflation? It's Adjusted for Inflation. Yeah, so it doesn't matter how many they know, just they've got to name the biggest one. And you think Jeff won't know that? I might not.

I don't know. There's a lot. You're right, though, Dale. I was a little confused about what game we were playing. Jeff, what do you think is top cruise Top cruise I already fucked it up God damn it Let me just say it again

What is rain cruises No What is impossible cruise No So if I had to pick an actor God damn it, you have to pick somebody else That's so funny, I fucked that up So if I had to pick an actor... God damn it, you have to pick somebody else. That's so funny, I fucked that up.

Do I get a guess? Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol. You're welcome, Kat. That's your guess? No. What would your guess be, honestly? Be honest. I was going to say Top Gun.

Yeah, see, I fucked it up, because that is number one. All right. How does the audience feel about Catherine Zeta-Jones? Oh, I love it. I love it. Now, is Zeta her middle name or a part of her last name? Because I've got to look it up alphabetically. Like Daniel Day-Lewis, he's in the D's. But Catherine Zeta-Jones should be in the Z's then.

I hope she's in here. Yeah, she is. I know. There's a guy over there who knows. Alright, apologies for the confusion. Jeff, what is Catherine Zeta-Jones' number one movie? Say it now

Top Gun Alright Catherine Zeta-Jones Her number one movie Let me guess I don't know Ocean's Twelve. Cat? Chicago.

Chicago. Coming in at number two, Traffic. Yeah, that's where she met Michael Douglas. Coming in at number three, Ocean's Twelve,

and her number one movie is Chicago Cats. That is our winner! Kat is our winner! She won the prizes for your fiance. Y'all can still get married. Congratulations. He's like, thank God we got our gobstoppers back. We didn't come here today to lose our gobstoppers. They've been in their family for generations.

And now you can really say your fiancé knows everything about movies, except for Tom Arnold and the Leaking Lawyer. There's your mask back, dude, so go ahead and murder some more. And pass me your name tags Gentlemen And give me some plugs Dale Cheeseman What's coming up for you?

We're doing a Christmas show In Houston On the 22nd At the Secret Group Get tickets at The secret group HTX.com And I will be in Austin

On January 19th Headlining Kick Butt Comedy Or whatever it's called Check it out 19th headlining kick-butt comedy or whatever it's called. Check it out. Oh, and here, last weekend.

Jeff, plug away. All right. I got a few more nights of this Crazy Nights thing happening I got an album coming out On January 12th You can pre-order it now on iTunes I'll be in Go Bananas In Cincinnati, Ohio January 4th Through the 7th

And I will be January 24th Here in Dallas At Hyena's Do I have to go to Fort Worth or do people from Fort Worth drive over here? here in Dallas. At Hyena's. Do I have to go to Fort Worth or do people from Fort Worth drive over here? Yeah, it's a whole thing. Indeterminate. You have to go to both.

Some people won't make the trip. Okay, okay. Some people are stubborn. I'll try to work out both. So 24th here, 26th in Houston It's a secret group January 27th in Lafayette, Louisiana January 28th in Baton Rouge

Louisiana And I'm on Instagram I had Jeff Tate G-E-O-F-F Tate I've actually I've got a quick plug too Okay Kat's got a plug

I'm a journalist and vlogger And I'd urge you all to check out my channel on YouTube Called Nerd Girlism Nerd Girlism Yes Love it And what are you doing tomorrow? Can you go to San Antonio tomorrow?

I wish. Okay, well, we'll have to pull some new stranger into the show tomorrow in San Antonio. And also, the next Douglas Movies in L.A. is on June 2nd at 8 o'clock. Not our normal time slot there. June 2nd, yeah. January 2nd.

Let's look ahead to June, you guys. January 2nd at 8 o'clock, UCB Franklin. Thank you to all of my guests, Jeff Tate, Dale Cheeseman. And Kat Agee! Kat Agee! Don't forget that. Don't forget your name tags. And thank you to hyenas

and for all you guys for packing hyenas as you always do. Oh, we've got a question on the floor. What? What's happening? You're coming to the stage. What's going on? You just wanted me to see this? It is kind of cool. It's my face

on, uh, what was that movie called? Bronson. Yeah, Bronson. It's my face. Yeah, that is pretty cool. Thanks, lady. Holy shit, Jeff ate all of his Junior Mints during the show.

Anyway, thanks again, everybody. And I'll try to come back soon. You're the leaders. You're the leaders. You're the leaders in the venue contest. This is the most people. Yeah. There's 85 of you here. And two of you are apparently

weed smokers based on these shitheads. As always, Texas cannabis laws are a shithead. And then it also says on the same one, my cousin Kyle who will listen to this is a shithead. I don't know if I like this trend of people writing multiple shitheads.

And this is one big one right here. Not being able to smoke while on probation is a shithead.