Doug Loves Movies - Kate Flannery, Toby Huss, Martha Kelly and Anna Roisman guest

Episode Date: November 13, 2022

Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Kate Flannery, Toby Huss, Martha Kelly and Anna Roisman to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies.

Nice. Coming to you once again from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, California. Los Angeles, California! Yeah, it's Saturday, November 12th, 2022. And I've got some Doug plugs to share. I know it's your favorite part. Next weekend, Douglas Movies comes to the Come and Take It Festival. Not to be confused with the Take It and Come Festival. It's a whole different thing.

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Fuck it. We'll put another audience doing it perfectly in. We'll just slip it in there and no one will know. perfectly in. We'll just slip it in there and no one will know. Oh, that was great. I can't believe

after all these years you're still really good at it. No prize bag today because I brought this. It's the second in a series of baby caskets. Last month I brought this. It's the second in a series of baby caskets. Last month I brought a small box, and then this time it's even more like a baby casket

because it's a small coffin that says Anne Rice's interview with the vampire on it, the AMC, AMC Plus show that I'm enjoying a great deal. I think it's great. And they sent me this box. So I'm paying it forward. And it's got three bottles of booze inside. Yeah, some sort of fancy like absinthe and some bitters

and then a bottle of something that I drank. So I replaced it with some vodka. So all of that. So if you're not a drinker and you brought a name tag today, I apologize, but everybody knows drinkers, especially around the holidays. You can just re-gift this shit. Every party you get invited to, just bring a different bottle.

That's what I say. Are you ready to meet our guests? If you've been following me on the social media, you already know you have a good idea who's going to be here today because I've been squawking about it. And it's a wonderful lineup. Please welcome Anna Roisman, Kate Flannery, Martha Kelly, and Toby Huss. Come on out, everybody. Welcome to the stage. Have a seat. Grab a microphone. Don't make me talk like this forever. Don't make the audience applaud forever. Hey, she made it. All right. One of my guests was parking their car just moments ago, but managed to make it.

So now let's meet everybody now that they're all here individually and alphabetically by first name. Yeah, switching it up. Yeah, our first guest is a former guest in New York City, now here in Los Angeles. You know her from HQ Trivia and her podcast, Unemployed. It's Anna Roisman, everybody! Thank you. Thank you for having me in your city, in your state. I love your sweater. What do you call that? Like a jacket, sweater? Swe city, in your state. I love your sweater.

What do you call that? Like a jacket, sweater? Sweater, yeah. Yeah, I love it. It looks like you just crossed the finish line. Thank you. And that's an exciting way to enter a room. And of course, on the other end, we've got a prisoner.

We went with the patterns today. Yeah. So yeah, it's good to have you out here, Anna. Have you been enjoying your time in Los Angeles thus far? I have. It's been very cold, I will say. Right? I moved here for, like, sunshine.

And we try to welcome you. Well, it's really sunny out there today and cold. You get both. You get both, yeah. And it does feel like New York in the fall here right now. But all the weather's so topsy-turvy. And be sure to check out my new podcast,

Doug Hates Weather. I'm really mad about climate change. This is it, yeah. Yeah, it's a backdoor pilot for a new podcast. Doug Hates Weather. And look for that soon.

Nowhere. And you got to perform on this very stage last night, Anna. I did, yeah. I slept here. They have a beautiful room on the side. It's amazing. If this place doesn't have ghosts, I'd be shocked. Like, it's such a ghost place.

I mean, it's all, the floors are very creaky anyway the piano plays every so often and you just kind of you know roll with it that'd be a great when they do stand up here the piano should start phantom playing like to get the comedian off oh like at the like an old talk show they don't even do that anymore like on the tonight show somebody used to like tinkle a piano to let johnny and his guests know it's time to go to a break. They don't do that anymore. They have cue cards.

Good eyesight. Also joining us today, it's been way too long since we've had her on the show. In the interim, she was a Dancing with the Stars juggernaut. What place did you come in?

Seventh? That's pretty good, right? Come on, everybody. Come on. I want to stand up for you like Bruno. You should. It's Kate Flannery, everybody. Thanks for bringing up my contest.

Everybody should do a contest, right? I thought you were so much fun on that show, and I watch that thing all the time. Thanks, Doug. And spend most of it just grousing about, these aren't celebrities. Right? Or like every year, they have two or three people

that are professional dancers already when they show up. So what the fuck? Dude, I'm so old. I was 55 when I was, that was three years ago. And I was like, and all the other women were in their 20s. And a couple times I got the high score for the week

and they would give me a dirty look in the ladies room. I'm like, work harder. You're in your 20s. What the fuck? I'd like to have some names later. We'll talk. Yeah, please. The Bachelorette.

But thank you for being here. Also here today, another return guest who's been on the show frequently, both here and in, I think you've done it in Austin, Texas. It's Martha Kelly, everybody! Hi, Martha! Hi, Doug. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for finding parking. Sorry I got here right at the last minute. I have to ask you, though, I thought isn't this the thing where we would bring stuff to give to the audience member who we play for?

You're a super conscientious guest because we haven't been doing that anymore. We stopped doing it, but I forget to tell the guests don't bring something. So when you walked out with that today, I thought you just came from your own like shopping spree, like you were just running some errands and you brought the stuff with you here

i'm not gonna carry that back to the car so either let's give it away i'll give it away i'm excited okay so uh what's in there so there's a box that has a bottle of natural wine and i think candy and nuts and like a candle it was like these are both re-gifted um and the other thing is a beach towel that was also a gift part of a part of a box of gifts that i only brought the towel. And to be honest, it came with two towels, so I only brought one of them. Well, you weren't in any obligation to bring anything, and so I appreciate you bringing that stuff, and we'll give it to somebody.

Okay, great. Or I can drop it in a trash can on the way out. great or I can drop it in a trash can on the way out. Our fourth and final guest today is a first timer on the show. And it's ridiculous

that it's his first time on the show because I've known him for forever. Huge fan. Currently you can see him as Weird Al's loving, compassionate, and gentle father in Weird, the Al Yankovic story. It's Toby Huss, everybody!

Hey! Toby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. How many years have you been doing this show? Like 15? Really? Yeah. Man, I got in under the wire.

Before he dies. Yeah, I appreciate it. I will try to have you on a bunch of times before I die. Now that you've been here, if you enjoy yourself. I don't bother the people that don't have a good time to come back i didn't bring anything to give away i like that bringing towels for the audience just in case well that's what we do in this show is the guests play games and uh i used to have all the guests bring stuff like that that they didn't want and right and the winner would walk out of here

with a shit ton of stuff. Oh, that's nice. But the amount of time we spent discussing what they were going to win, because people kept trying to one-up, every comic wanted to bring the coolest thing. Oh, yeah. So then it just got out of hand,

and it became a show about products that are... Did anyone bring a car? ...being passed around. That'd be a nice gift. I guess Martha already wins then because nobody else brought anything. Right, because you weren't supposed to. That's what I'm saying. We've moved on.

It's a new era. But I'm happy to give away Martha's stuff anyway. Toby, they shot this Weird Al movie. What, they shoot it like in a weekend? It was really short. It was 18 days. 18 days. Yeah, yeah.

And it doesn't look it. It looks like a real fancy feature film. If you haven't seen it, it's a lovely movie. It turned out pretty nice. Yeah. Yeah. I think you can watch it on your Roku.com or something for free. Or if you have that little, I don't have one of those.

I don't know what they are. Is it still a thing? Like a physical thing you get that plugs into a thing? That's nice. Well, you either download it on your TV or you have a thing you stick in your computer. Yeah.

That's nice. That's old school stuff. That's nice. They should make a whole separate thing the size of a big radio. Just a big, old timey Roku box. Like the size of a shoe box i used to enjoy uh there was a uh one of the first like home movie channels uh had a box that you would sit on your tv and it looked fucking ominous and it was only one channel

so it was kind of strange but and they'd show like two movies a week. They'd just show two movies for a week, and then they'd start new ones the next day or at the end of the week. And I saw some of the weirdest movies like many times. Because whatever movies they were showing, we'd just watch them over and over again. Right, that's good living.

Yeah. Yeah, it was particularly good when What's Up Doc was on there. Because that was already one of my favorite movies before it showed up on that box thing. And I loved it. But yeah, so watch it on Roku. And I didn't even mind the commercials watching it on Roku.

Oh, yeah? Because it felt like a unique experience to see a movie that is brand new. Yeah. And you're already watching it on TV with commercials. And it's not a TV movie. I know. Exactly.

And they do not make, there's no moments in the script where they go to a break. So the commercials just drop in on you just randomly. Oh, really? Really? Yeah, you'll be beating the shit out of Weird Al. Oh, nice. And then a commercial will come on. Oh, those fuckers.

For like Depends. Oh, that. And then a commercial will come on. Oh, those fuckers. For like Depends. Oh, that's awful. Yeah, that'll happen. Yeah, I don't know what commercials are. But they also give you that little countdown clock letting you know

how long the commercials are going to play for. So that, I love that too. I wish all commercial breaks had that and just get up and go do stuff.

You got to watch Crackle, that channel, Crackle. Crackle does it? Yeah, but they interrupt in the middle of a sentence. They'll go to a commercial. It's so horrifying. Yeah, I watch all my game shows. There are a lot of game shows on Buzzer.

And that channel, every show begins five minutes after the hour and goes five minutes over. What? Yeah. Which I've gotten used to that. But it's weird. It's the other show fucker. We're going to fuck you for watching the other shows.

We're going five minutes over. You want to watch something at four? Fuck you. Yeah. It's definitely to just keep you stuck on buzzer. Because what game show do you turn off when there's five minutes left? That's always the best part when they play the big money game at the end. I'm not flipping over to someone else then.

So it's a nightmare. But their commercials also drop in randomly. And then sometimes they don't have ads. So you just look at the network logo and a little do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Just killing time now. Just waiting for the show to come back and then still be five minutes long at the end. You watch the buzzer boy do his dance?

Mm-hmm. Little buzzer dance. It's cute. Buzzer, B-U-Z-Z-R. That's right. Somebody in the audience beat me to it. That's pretty hip. There's no E.

Yeah, no E in buzzer and no E in Toby. But thank you for being here. Sure thing. Really appreciate it. So many movies and TV shows and voices over the years. You must get a lot of where you have to list off things to strangers

before you hit one that they know. That's a drag. Sometimes they come up and they go, hey, what have you done? I've done a lot of things I hope you don't know about. I don't know what I've done. What have you done? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying. I know you from somewhere.

All right. As I walk away, good luck. Might figure it out later. I'm going to go down my resume. I work for you now As I walk away, good luck. Might figure it out later. I'm going to go down my resume. I work for you now. I'm going down my resume. Is that it? Yeah. It's like a game. If you're in a bar, they won't leave you alone

until they figure out what it is. I mean, with Meredith in the office, they must just jump to that. Oh, they know who she is. I get recognized from the back of my fucking head. And I'm happy about it. The back of my head was on TV a lot, so I'm happy about that. It does work out good that you like to drink.

Right. Right? Because people want to buy Meredith drinks. This is true. It's a champagne problem, guys. I do love that he led with Dancing with the Stars, though. That was an iconic way to intro. I mean, I'm not here to tell people what they already know.

Everybody knows The Office. I mean, holy crap. It's never going to go away. That's what they all say. I don't know. Who knows? But it's crazy. It's bigger than it ever was.

There's a little reference here and then, but it's not reference heavy. No. So it's not dated. It's just like, and offices are going to suck for all time. Totally. And a lot of people wanted to watch The Office

during the pandemic because they couldn't go to their office, so they came to ours. But it's really true. It's like this weird phenomenon. It made people feel comfortable. Yeah. It's nuts.

They had Stockholm Syndrome for their shitty jobs. Right, for their shitty jobs. Yeah, it's pretty amazing. All right, so before we get into the game portion of the show, which is most of the show, I always like to talk about movies a little bit first and get some recommendations from my guests.

Since we're in the Thanksgiving month of November, I thought it would be fun to ask each of you, start with Anna, name a movie that you are thankful for. A film that enriches your life and might somehow enrich that of others

who aren't aware of it. I love this. A movie I am thankful for is The First Wives Club. Okay. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Kate too? I'm kidding.

I watched it like a week ago. Okay.? I'm kidding. I watched it like a week ago. Okay. It was on TV. I watched it with commercials. And honestly, I like the commercials, you know? Right? And the whole experience made you happy? The whole movie makes me happy.

Yeah. And everyone's in that movie too. Yeah. You don't realize it. Like so many actors are in it. And I Instagrammed that I was watching it because i'm one of those people who does that you know like all day long if you follow me and i was like first wives club and my friend i had like two people be like i've never seen that movie is it good and i

was like what and we're friends it's so good it's it's so good i don't think you're allowed to make a movie with the word club in the title and it not be good. Book club. Book club. Another one I love. Club dread. They're all the clubs. Fight club. Yeah. Fight club. Wow. Who doesn't want to join a club? This is a new game for you.

The club game. Oh, it will be. Okay. Yeah. I'll go back to the lab and work on that. Bring back a club game because that. Sure you will. Bring back a club game. The word club, we're realizing, is in the title of a lot of movies. I just got intimidated by all the movies

you just spilled. They're like club, club, fight club, breakfast club. First Wives Club, though, is it for me. I'm grateful. It's your top club. It's my top club. Are you divorced?

Were you divorced? No, I'm not divorced. Is that real? I'm grateful it's your top club it's my top club are you divorced were you divorced no I'm not divorced is that real I'm not divorced you know I think it's that scene I think it's the scene where they're all in the white outfits

and they sing you know you don't own me and it just that scene it comes on and you're just like you forget everything else

in the world and it's the best scene in a movie is this a movie that men have watched? I hope so. Because I've never, I don't know anything about it.

It's not in my brain. It's Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton. Oh, I would never watch that. And Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean, they're all wonderful,

but what the fuck? Why would a man say? First, hey fellas. Now I want. It's on now. Yeah. It's got a young Sarah Jessica Parker as a homewrecker. Yeah, she's a homewrecker.

And she's stealing Bette Midler's husband. Oh, dear. Yeah. Oh, no. Tell me more. Oh, and Maggie Smith is in it. It's such a good guy. For some reason, they end up out on a scaffolding that falls.

Like they're plummeting on a scaffolding. And they're like, this is a terrible club. Why did we start this club? Nothing but disaster. All right, Kate. I don't know how you're going to follow that. I'm going to say Billy Elliot. Have you guys seen that movie?

Yeah, of course. My God, you guys, that movie. When the Welsh father, you guys, that movie. When the, you know, the Welsh father who's like, he's a fucking minor and he's got like, you know,

his wife died and this kid, his youngest kid wants to take ballet and like, you fucking poof. You know, everybody thinks,

they're so fucking mean to this kid. But then the father realizes like, when the father cries and realizes like, he's only 11 years old for fuck's sake. We gotta give him a chance. Like, I am a mess. realizes, like, when the father cries and realizes, like, he's only 11 years old, for fuck's sake, we've got to give him a chance. Like, I am a mess.

I cry. And there's music from The Cure. And, like, the music is so good in that. If you haven't seen it, what's wrong with you? Go see it. Yeah, they're probably busy watching The Full Monty or some dumb, some other dance movie. But, yeah, Billy Elliot.

It's so good. That guy that directed that movie, he's made like three or four movies and they've been nominated for Best Picture every time. Right. That guy's crazy. If this movie doesn't make you cry, then maybe there's something fucking wrong with you.

I'm serious. It's like, it's so, I don't know. It just, there's so many things about it, but it's really smart. It's not, it's not like manipulative. Did you see the stage musical? I did not. I did not. I know. I mean,'t know. There's so many things about it, but it's really smart. It's not manipulative. Did you see the stage musical? I did not. I did not.

I know. That was probably pretty good, too. I guess, but I'm sure there weren't songs from The Cure. He dies in the end in the stage. What? What? They club him to death. Which is the sequel to the Billy Elliot Club.

Stop dancing, you fucking fucker. Yeah, he's also a tap dancer in that one. There really isn't enough clubbing in any of these club movies. Right? Even Fight Club, they just use their bare hands. Yeah, there's hardly any clubbing. Shit.

Some guy walks into Fight Club with this huge piece of wood. What's that? Isn't this Fight Club? Club. I brought one. I'm ready. Martha. My dear.

Normally I would go with one of the four Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. But I'm gonna go a different route and say I'm thankful for the movie The Outsiders because I was listening to a podcast today with Rob Lowe and Ralph Macchio,

and they were talking about it. And I re-watched it a few months ago for the first time since I was 14, and I had not remembered how much there is of guys crying and hugging in it. So it's definitely a movie for 14-year-old girls. And the whole movie, all these young, hot actors, they're either running and crying or they're hugging and crying.

And it's mostly dudes. It's really, if there are any 14 year olds here tonight that's it I don't have it's a beautiful you know

it's not my cup of tea but it's a beautifully shot movie you know it's got like gorgeous sunsets

when they're sitting around saying stay what are they what's the expression they say? Stay fresh. Stay gold. It has a very...

Stay fresh, pony boy. Fuck you, soda pop. That's a line from First Wives Club. Oh, is it? Because isn't Rob Lowe's name Soda Pop or some shit? Yeah, his character's Soda Pop. There's Pony Boy, Dallas, Darryl. They just sound like future weathermen.

It's really, there's a lot of plot holes, a lot of valid reasons to criticize the movie. Somebody dies in it, though, right? Yeah, Ralph Macchio dies. And he's the one who you, he's really, I think, the best actor in it though right yeah Ralph Macchio dies and he's the one who you he's really I think the best actor in it they're all great when you're 14

and they're all I mean they're all great actors they've had a lot of success but he's the only one who you really feel like he's really a kid living this life all the other guys it's just like, you just wanted to be in a Francis Ford Coppola movie

and get to cry on camera. So it's fun. I didn't really do a good job selling it. Tom Cruise, here, I'll sell it for you. Tom Cruise has janky teeth in it. Yeah, yeah. Tom Cruise has janky teeth in it. Yeah. And Emilia Estevez only wears sleeveless T-shirts. A lot of them have Mickey Mouse on them, right?

Yeah, and Patrick Swayze is in it, and it's right before Dirty Dancing, and he's pure gold. I just normally go with the chipmunks but anyway, what does Toby want to... No, I have a few more questions about the outsiders.

S.E. Hinton wrote that. And when you're a 14-year-old girl, you think it's a boy writing this really emotionally deep book. So all these teenage girls fall in love with this book thinking it's written by a really deep teenage boy. And it was like a grown lady. Yeah, she wrote a bunch of books. Yeah. deep teenage boy and it was like a grown lady she wrote a bunch of books they're all first person

teenage boy in trouble books write what you know laughter laughter laughter alright so I'm really excited to thank you Martha I'm really excited to hear what

Toby's been thinking over here after all these other uh choices these other films that he has not seen nor will he ever see i don't i don't watch a lot of movies i don't know why i don't have anything against movies but i don't watch a lot of them but i was at home and i watched uh this movie called green slime do you know about this fucking thing it's just called green slime it's called fucking get on this thing it's really fucking nuts it's great yeah this it's like this italian american production about some outer space green slime kind of blob adjacent but it took they they filmed it in like 61 or 67, and the special effects, $1,000 spent

well. Oh, my God. It's really fantastic. There's some great acting in it. There's the guy, I don't know his name. You've seen him a hundred times. He's always in a World War II movie, and he's about 5'7 or 5'6, and he's got blonde hair. He has a blonde crew cut.

We're going to get him. We're going to get him over that hill. Come on, John. He's always a serge7 or 5'6, and he's got blonde hair. I was with a blonde crew cut. We're going to get him. We're going to get him over that hill. Come on, John. And then he gets through. He's always a sergeant or somebody up there. Anyway, he's in this, and there's some wonderful Italian woman in this who's got her voiced up. It's fantastic.

It's an outer space adventure about some green slime. And it's not nice green slime either, by the way. Oh, okay. Yeah, I wasn't sure. But I think culty film guys know about it. I'm not a culty film guy, so then when I asked my culty film guys about it, they went, well, yeah, yeah, that's a really fucked up movie.

So yeah, it's a fucked up movie. But it's hilarious. There you go. That sounds like something to be thankful for. I'm very thankful for green slime because I met green Slime just by chance and now we're old friends. It just happened.

Oh, who are you, Green Slime? Okay, I'm Toby. I'm sitting on my couch. What's next? Oh, you're going to play out? And then it did and now we're pals. I love it. Yeah, it's pretty great.

Do you watch like series television instead or you just not don't watch stuff I watch stuff I like things I don't know what do you want from me you know I

I watch like the I want you to be like a huge Love is Blind fan right now what's that Love is Blind do you ever see that no I haven't seen that one okay

that sounds great, though. No, I've seen that. You know, it's kind of neat when people make things. Like the British baking show is kind of fun to watch. Right, yeah. And it's also so not... It's not vicious, horrible Americans. You know? Right.

It's not awful, shitty Americans fucking each other and trying to fucking marry each other and fuck each other that's awful it's just some Brits baking cakes it's kind of great that sounds very pleasant

very comforting I sound like I'm 100 years old so I watch green slime and then I watch the cake show goodnight there's a show on Netflix now where they compete making cocktails slime and then I watch the cake show. Good night. There's a show on Netflix now where they just make they compete making cocktails like really good bartenders that create their own drinks. They compete

making cocktails and I just watch it endlessly. I would never watch that show. Because you don't like a fancy cocktail? I think guys that make cocktails are pricks. Right? That is a good point. But what about the ladies?

I was a bartender in New York for a while and I was really bad. And the guys that came on that were really good were all pricks. They have big egos. If you can throw a shaker up behind your back and catch it in the front, you're pretty cool. Yeah, true.

You deserve all the props, all the flowers. Bartenders have all the power, let's face it, right? They really do. The waiters have none. It's true. Yeah, that's why in a restaurant, I prefer sitting at the bar than at a table. I get you.

Yeah, it's true. Because you just get better service. It's true. And the waiters tend to say, like, is everything okay? It's like, why is that your responsibility to make everything okay? It's fucked up.

Yeah. When bartenders are like, nope, you're done. Nope, not serving. Like, you're, it's like you're cut off. Whatever. Like, they have all the power. They do. It's awesome.

Yeah. You know, they tend to be like people that have worked there the longest you know it's a sweet spot alright well I don't think there's any ads for booze in the break that's coming up but that would sure be a great great timing

thank you for all your recommendations and I'll say I'm thankful for the movie I mentioned earlier What's Up Doc? Because it's like one of my favorite comedies of all time and comedy is a good thing. We will be right back!

We're back! Hey! That's why you gotta come see the show in person a lot of mad shit being talked during the break yeah yeah and uh the listeners missed out on it uh so anna's gonna be playing today for edwardians of the galaxy yeah kate is playing for May, son of Rambo. Yeah. And Martha's got Dustin till dawn, which is too much Dustin, if you ask me. And then, and too much Duskin.

And Toby is playing for Along Came Molly. Yay! M-O-L-L-Y, not the... Because Molly the drug's spelled different, isn't it? I don't think so. Oh, it's really? Does it spell like Molly the name? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, well, well. I've never had to spell it. You know, I try to get my dealer on the phone. I don't text him. You know, I try to get my dealer on the phone. I don't text him. You've never had to spell Molly?

I can't believe it. The drug? Yeah. I don't think I've ever even tried it. Maybe. Someone might have slipped one to me one time. All right. So let's play some games.

This first game, audience favorite. It's called Live, Die, Repeat. And this is a silly game. You're going to want to be microphone ready. Martha's maybe the only one who's played this game before. I'm going to say out loud the title of a motion picture, a real motion picture that exists. First person

on stage that can repeat back the full correct title wins. You can guess as often as you'd like, but every time somebody guesses, I'm going to go back and start at the beginning. Wait, I don't understand. Yeah, I got no idea what's going on, but let's do it. You'll figure out what's going on as it's happening. Or you won't. And that's part of the fun. Like, for instance, if it was true grit,

I'd say true grit. And then the first person who says true grit wins. So we can cut you off. Yes. Please do cut me off. If you think you know this title. But when you said, if no one gets it, you go back to the beginning. What part is the beginning? The beginning of the title. But when you said if no one gets it you go back to the beginning, what

part is the beginning? The beginning of the title. True? Back to true? It's not going to be two words this title. So the first person who repeats all of it back to me wins the game. Desperately Seeking Susan. I love a pre-guess, but

that's incorrect. We're going to get there, baby. Don't you worry. I'm going to bring it home for us. Look at this. All right, are you ready? Here we go. Harry.

Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry. And the Hendersons. Potter. Harry Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and the Magical Castle Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Fancy Horse Harry

Harry Potter and the Super Fancy Horse Harry Potter and the Super Fairy Harry Potter and the super fancy horse. Harry Potter and the super fairy. Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone. And Mrs. Potter. Fuck. Harry Potter. Harry Potter.

The golden goblet. The. Fuck. Harry. Harry Potter. This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. And the goblet of Garth Potter. Chamber. And the chamber of horrors. Chamber of horrors of Gold. Chamber.

And the Chamber of Horrors. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Fairies. Chamber Maids. The Chamber Maids. Dirty Whores. Of Downton Abbey. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dirty Whores. Harry Potter.

Chamber of Doom. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Doom. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets That is correct Martha Kelly The Sleeper The Sleeper I waited until all the guesses had been done

and then I knew which one it was I think you waited until we humiliated ourselves. Then you came right in. I've never seen it. I know, me either. Have you guys seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dirty Whores? That's a movie I'd like to see.

It's aspirational. Is it on Skin and Mask? That's just what Chamber of Secrets was called in France. Come on, Roku, after the Weird Al one. I did a picture with that Harry Potter kid. That's right. He was Weird Al. With Daniel Radcliffe?

Yeah. He was Weird Al. Oh, yeah. Weird Al. What the fuck? Movie guy. I'm like going back in my head through all the Daniel Radcliffe movies going, which one was he in? Oh, this current one.

Yeah. That's, yeah, that's fun. You guys, you get along with him? Sweet guy. Yeah. Sweet guy. Was he in character the whole time? as we're now? no, he was hanging out and then when the cameras were on

he goofed off and he was right there with it the whole time and he was super friendly couldn't have been a better guy yeah, I think what might have initially gotten the ball rolling on him playing this role is he's an amazing uh like he can lip sync very well to like rap and stuff so i think that was uh came in handy he's a sharp

guy yeah you know he's an entertainer and he got it done in 18 days he got that shit done in 18 days he did not fuck around and he had and he had to go to the gym every day for like two or three hours dang him's him's been working out. Right? Didn't he? Yeah. He looked good. There's that rumor.

Weird Al must have been like, you have to look like I look like with my shirt off or you're not going to get to play this part. That's why it was hilarious. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. All right. So congratulations to Martha. You won that first game. All that means is you get to go first in this next game, in which going first may or may not be an advantage.

That's how it goes. But this game is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Here's how this game works. I'll say a tagline from a motion picture, you know, something that was on the poster or used in the advertising, you know, something that IMDb lists as a tagline for a particular movie.

And then this isn't a yell-out one. This is one at a time. So Martha will go first. I'll say a tagline. You just take a guess what movie it's in. If you can't think of, you know, if you can't think of anything that makes sense, just guess anything.

You never know. Then we'll go to Kate, then Anna, and then Toby. If someone gets one right, then the order shifts over a little bit, but you'll see.

You'll see as we go. I accept the challenge. Let's go. Let's do this. It's a lot of pressure. Right. This is not an easy game because it turns out there's a lot of movies,

and all I'm giving you is the tagline. That's all you have to work with, but I hope that you'll notice a theme emerging as we play this game. And also the titles have to be exact. Okay. Yeah. Can't be Harry Potter and that whore thing you said earlier. I mean, we'd all like to take a little peek at that, right?

Here's the first one for Martha. It goes like this. Slapstick chases pies in faces. Safely buttes in bathing suits. That's

the fucking tagline. Is it Cannonball Run? That's a terrific guess. That's a great guess, yeah. That's real good. But it's not right. It's not, no.

But that's a really good guess. What is it again? It feels about right. I'll say it again for Kate because it's her time to guess. Okay. Slapstick chases, pies in faces, shapely buttes in bathing suits. Is it Some Like It Hot?

No, but that would fit, except for the, I don't think there's any pies. Well, there's like a cake scene where they, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that was a good guess, too. See, you're applying yourselves, and it's really... I can't say that you're close, because obviously you're not saying the title I'm looking for. Shit.

But those are good guesses. Anna? You know, I want to say First Wives Club, but it's not my guess. But it works. Do you want to hear it again? Yeah. Okay.

Slapstick chases, pies and faces, shapely buttes and bathing suits. I'm going to say nine to five. I feel like these are all offensive now. None of those three things are in nine to five, but that could make it an interesting marketing campaign. In my brain, they were all in nine to five. That's how you get like a Toby Huss to come see a movie that's all women.

It's just lie in the marketing about all these other cool things that are going to happen. Bathing suits, I'll be there. So what do you think, Toby? Slapstick chases, pies and faces and shapely buttes and bathing suits. It's not going to happen for us. I was thinking around the world in 80 days.

Oh, that's not bad. There's lots of stuff in that movie. It's not good. But The Great Race would have all these things in it. Yeah, but that's not the answer either. That's a better guess, though. Yeah. Can we make a second guess?

You're coming at me with the good guesses. I'm not going to make a second guess. But you can guess. You'll be able to guess on the next one and the answer to this one I'm not surprised that nobody got it

because the answer is Abbott and Costello meet the Keystone Cops. No. That's not true. Oh my God. That's a real thing you're saying?

Mm-hmm. Wow. They had bikinis back when or did they say bathing suits? Had we blown up the Bikini Atoll back then? With our nuclear weapons? Right. They should cancel that tagline.

I was going to say Muscle Beach Party, like one of those beach party movies but apparently. Abbott and Costello were so asexual, though. Right, so that's probably why they were like, in the ads, they were like, let's get some, let's talk up the bathing suits. And the pies and faces and slapstick chases,

that's in every Keystone Cops thing. Sure. Because they came out of the silence or whatever. Wow. Doug, you're harder than I thought. Alright, yeah, this is tough, but I thought this was just going to be fun, but it's like going to school. That was your first clue, though, as to what's going on here. That answer, Abbott and Costello meet the Keystone Cops.

So we'll start again with Martha. What movie has the tagline and what movie has the tagline they're raising cane on the bounding main and this is Martha's turn can you say that again they're raising cane

on the bounding main I know right I don't even know what some of those words mean. Is it... Ooh, that would be a good one for Chipwrecked. Is it the one about the... Where it's like a lady with a bunch of kids and a guy with a bunch of kids get together.

Oh, Cheaper by the Dozen? Yeah, is that it? No. Okay. Kate? Is it the Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn movie? Is it Overboard? No, it's not that Overboard or the remake of Overboard.

Shit. But also another good guess. Anna? Do you want to hear it again? Sure. The Raising Cane and the Bounding Main. I don't know. I'm thinking of Boatman.

I went to Sleepless in Seattle. That would be a fun tagline for The Lighthouse. Indeed. You saw that one? Yeah, I saw that one. That was a fucked up movie. Oh, that was good. Have you seen Sleepless in Seattle?

What's that? Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle? I saw part of it. I think the the bookstore the guy No that's Hugh Gumbel That's Hugh Gumbel Fucking no

What was that one? Same actors Are they from Seattle? It's Yeah Seattle plays Wait Where's the bookstores

in You've Got Mail? That's New York The whole thing's in New York Okay The whole thing's in New York Slee. The whole thing's in New York. Sleep is in Seattle splits it. The whole fucking thing. Sleep is in Seattle.

He's in Seattle. She's in Washington, D.C. Is she? Yeah, she's East Coast. Yeah. And then they meet on the Empire State Building. Oh, at the end. And a monkey pushes them off.

Oh. I can get behind that picture. It's full of green slime. It's full of green slime. Oh. Green slime has a great theme song, too. Green slime. Green slime.

It's worth it just for the theme song. It's really great. I can't wait. Did you guess, Toby? I have not, but I'm going to guess Mutiny on the Bounty. Oh, that's a terrific guess, too. Wasn't that the SS Maine? Or the Bounty?

I think it was the Bounty. But yeah, the Bounding Maine is some sort of ship reference because this is a motion picture called Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd. That's just mean-spirited. No, no.

That's bullshit. Why don't you ask us what the name of your best friend's dog was when you were a kid? And we'd get closer than our answers here. Was it Jeffrey? Was his dog's name Jeffrey?

I didn't realize they had such a collection like those Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. So specific. Abbott and Costello. Right? Go to the pharmacy. It's Martha's turn. You ready, Martha?

I don't know any Abbott and Costello movies but just have fun with it like Toby doesn't know Harry Potter movies but he still came up with some titles alright didn't stop me Martha here's the tagline so far we got Abbott and Costello

do one thing Abbott and Costello do another thing this one the tagline is their newest and funniest by far. Dick. What a... This is bullshit.

What a horrible cock he is. The next game's gonna be easier, I swear. Any guesses, Martha? Abba and Costello meet The next game is going to be easier, I swear. Any guesses, Martha? Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein. No, but that is one of their movies. So good job. That one might be called Meet the Monster. But anyway, Kate?

Abbott and Costello meet the werewolf? No, but that's another Abbott and Costello movie the werewolf no but that's another Abbott and Costello movie it feels like you're getting the hang of this Anna Abbott and Costello bone each other

you're into it it's their newest it's their newest Toby you were joking around earlier but she did get close she did get close. She did get close.

I knew they were freaks. Evan Costello beat the mummy. No, but that was another one, too. Yeah. Yeah, you should have been here during Halloween month because we played this game and that was the answer. But today, the answer is, what was yours again? Abbott and Costello bone each other. Yeah, this is Abbott and Costello in the

Foreign Legion. You know what? I'm going to give her credit for that. I think she won this one. She's almost a winner at this point. She's the closest to winning this game. Come on. Third of a point.

All right. I think somebody's going to get one. I really do. Don't. Martha? What movie has the tagline, They're Hollywood hot shots now. Abbott and Costello meet Bob Hope and Bing Crosby.

That's a terrific answer, and that reminds me I should play a game with all the road movies that those guys did. Because they never get old. They just were old to begin with. They're Hollywood hot shots now Kate Abbott and Costello in Hollywood That is correct What the fuck

How did that happen Yes Yes Wow Oh no wait they're calling me from the booth Oh no Oh no it's Bud Abbott and Lou Costello In Hollywood Wow. Wow. Oh, no, wait. They're calling me from the booth. Oh, no. Oh, no.

It's Bud Abbott and Lou Costello in Hollywood. Yeah, that's the real title. She got it. I'll give her the point anyway. She got it. That was impressive. See? Impressive. Mason of Rambo, we got it.

Okay. No, she figured out what I was up to. I broke the code. But that means that Anna gets to go first on this next one. Okay. Yeah. I might just use my answer from the last one. I really liked it.

Yeah, I think that's fair. They're out of this world on a misguided missile. Abbott and Costello go to outer space. No. No. No.

Toby? Toby's over it. It's something like Abbott and Costello on Mars, right? What's something like abed and costello on mars right what's that abed and costello on mars no oh fuck i didn't sorry abed and costello in hiroshima toby was closer. The three stooges in outer space. Oh, that would be a fun twist.

If I went off in that direction. On the moon? No, you were so close. Fucking Venus? Abbott and Costello, go to Mars. Oh, God damn it. They're not on it. They go to it. That means Martha just won that game.

Congratulations, Martha. I thought Kate won. Oh, yeah, you're right. Kate won. I love Martha. I did not win. Oh, my God. I did not win.

Martha's so honest. Doug, you better have somebody walk you to your car. There's a lot of people really mad about what just happened. Am I right? I thought you meant because I'm drinking. It's root beer. It's root beer with a molly in it. A molly? Some molly.

M-O-L-L-Y. M-O-L-L-Y. Congratulations, Kate. You did that one. M-O-L-L-Y. All right. Well, congratulations, Kate. You did that one. So you're going to go first in the next one. Oh, okay. And that one determines our winner today.

Right on. And who's going to get all the prizey stuff. But before we do that, let's take another break. We'll be right back. Yeah, baby. We're back. Hi-oh! Yeah, baby! We're back! This is so exciting. Kate gets to go first in our next game.

And once Kate takes her turn in this game, then we'll flip the order around. We'll go in the other direction. We'll go to Martha, then to Toby, and then to Anna. And this is a game that I call the little search engine that could. Yeah. A friend of mine and the shows is getting married today in Orange County, and I'm here.

So I wasn't able to attend the wedding but I want to give him a shout out his name is Sean Sacamai and I would also like to dedicate this game to our friend by including a little marriage thing in the game

because what I did was a little search engine that could is a game where I take a word pop it into the search engine on IMDB, and then I write down a certain number. This time it's ten. Ten titles of movies that have that word in the title. And I'll tell you what the word is, and then each of you will take turns guessing movies with that word in the title. And if it finishes somewhere in the title and if it finishes somewhere in the top 10 you get points if it's the number one movie on the list you get 10

points number 10 you get one point and it's based on imdb's algorithm of what's popular right now i looked at it this morning so it's movies that are their top ten movies with the word wedding. Don't guess any yet. Just wait for your turn. There's three rounds where each of you are going to get one guess, and you'll see. We'll try to clear out all these. We'll try to hit all of these titles.

So who did I say is starting? Kate? Yes. All you've got to hit all of these titles. So who did I say is starting? Kate? Yes. All you got to do is name any movie. Wedding Crashers. That's the word wedding. Wedding Crashers. In the title.

Nothing? Nobody's supporting me in the audience? Nothing? Are you awake? You've seen it? You've turned the channel on? It's on all the time. I've got some news for you.

Uh-oh. It's number one on the list. It's number one on the list. Number one on the list. And it's worth 10 points. So Kate has just sprung into the lead. Look like there are no stopping her, but we'll see.

I thought I was already in the lead. No, the last game you won means you get to go first in this game. And then you took advantage of it and got the number one answer. So you're sitting pretty. Okay, great. Martha? My best friend's wedding.

Don't pretend to support me. Don't pretend to support me. I just never heard a title said with so low energy get a round of applause. It was a real juxtaposition of textures and flavors. And that movie, I think, should have come in higher on the list. I think that was a very excellent guess, Martha. But unfortunately, it's number 10 on the list. So you're on the board.

You've got a point. Thank you. Yeah. You got the one point. Toby, what do you think? Have you ever seen a movie that's got the word wedding in the title? But not the word whores the title. Not the word horse. Four Weddings and a Funeral.

It's got wedding, right? Oh, come on. Is it on the thing? I mean, it'd be number one if I typed funeral in, I bet. Although there's those two Death of the Funeral movies. They remade that movie, but Peter Dinklage is in both. What is it? Four Weddings and a Funeral?

Is that the title? You said it right. Okay. Hugh Grant. Andy McDowell. Never seen it, but I've seen the thing. Yeah. It was a terrific guess.

Number eight. Number, I don't know, not in the top ten. Spock and the Hump? Because it's weddings. There's a lot of movies. Oh, maybe because

it's weddings but probably not like it is still it has a wedding in there before the S yeah four weddings

yeah yeah it would work I think technically yeah because the real title of that first movie

that Kate said is Weddings Crashers okay so Kate's got ten Martha's got one Toby's it's great to have you here and

Anna what do you think for your first guess my brain knows every movie with bride in it but I can't think of a fucking wedding movie not any I can't

they said the two that I've watched a hundred times. Right. They did get two good ones. Okay. I'm going to guess. I'm going to take a guess. Sure. Is there a three men in a wedding baby?

Three men in a wedding baby. Number seven. Isn't that like a sequel or something? Three men in a wedding little lady wars little lady so you want to go with that

is that your guess you know it's yeah it's not clicking three men in a wedding three there's gotta be like a scary movie

like you know like bad wedding maybe but you'll get two more tries at this so you can we'll come back to you I'll go with that so you know like like bad wedding maybe but you'll get two more tries at this so you can okay we'll come back to you i'll go with that so you're going with bad wedding sure okay that's not on there i don't think that's a movie either but

not yet i don't know for sure i don't know for sure okay here we go here's You know what? We should do four rounds. No. Two is good. Wait, I was going to do three. With different words? No, it's still wedding. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, that's the thing.

You've got to really dig deep and come up with those other weddings. For a stoner, you are a ball buster. Seriously, you are a fucking ball buster. You got the number one answer? I know, but you're still busting my balls. It's less of a contest and more of just sort of this slow roll humiliation for everybody out there.

Just low grade humiliation for us. But no, it's cool. Keep going. But you should be proud of your answers. I'm telling you. I think I said earlier, comedians and actors are dumb. Keep going. Yeah.

So the answer is, this has been great. I mean, the people watching right now, the people listening know that you're all very, very good players. We gave you no pushback when you said that, by the way. No. No. No. No. I was in the bathroom,

but the bathroom door doesn't close in the green room. So I heard you were talking about, what were you talking about? Something about somebody not showing up somewhere where they're supposed to be. Something dumb. Black would do.

And then that's when I burst out of the bathroom and said, comedians are dumb. And actors. Comedians and actors. And those are all my guests on the show, generally. Every once in a while, I'll have a wrestler.

Okay. Ooh. Smarter than you think, those wrestlers. All right. We start with Martha this round. Go ahead. The wedding singer. Nice. The Wedding Singer. Nice.

Number two. Nine. Really? Nine points. Nine. Nine points for recalling that nobody knows that movie. Adam Sandler, what happened to him? I like that Hustle movie a lot that he's in on the Netflix. Nobody knows that movie. Adam Sandler, what happened to him?

I like that Hustle movie a lot that he's in on the Netflix. But that's nine points for Martha. Oh, shit. Things are tied up now between Kate and Martha. But it's Toby's guess. Is there a movie called Blood Wedding? There better be. There's a horror movie called Blood Wedding. There should be.

Check that list. Okay, let me see here. It's the sequel to Bad Wedding. It's the Blood Wedding. No, I don't see it. You sure? Yeah. Did you check the back of that paper?

No, it's all on this side. Oh, brother. Yeah. Anna? I'm going to redeem myself. It came to me. It just came to me. That all on this side. Yeah, brother. Yeah. Anna? I'm going to redeem myself. Huh? It came to me. It just came to me.

That's how this happens. If you're just waiting for your turn, you might think of something. Is The Wedding Planner? Huh? Dang. Is it going to be with Jennifer Lopez? Nope.

What? I do recall it was like 11 or 12 it was close it was close dang but it's J-Lo that was a good one it's hard

wow yeah okay I'm back back to Kate guys I'm in hell I was gonna say like is there one like

best man's wedding probably oh shh mother son of a what the Is there one like best man's wedding? Probably. Oh, mother... Son of a... What the... Best man's Christmas. Right? There's a whole...

I think there's the best man and best man's Christmas. Is that it? Something like that. Really? I guess the best man's in a wedding. No best man's wedding. The first one is a wedding, so it's not a... Yeah.

I'm so sorry. Don't be sorry. You're tied for the lead. It's working out great. I have one, but it might not be on the list. Slow down. Slow down. This is almost...

Technically, that's cheating, right? I did, but I didn't get it. No, she hasn't gone yet. No, I guessed Best Man's Wedding. Oh, that's your guess? After we discussed how it was wrong? Never mind, never mind, never mind. My next one is

also twins? No, Barbie Wedding. That's a fun title, Barbie Wedding. But no. Now we're moving on to the next round, Martha, so Toby gets to go first this round. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What's the question? Name a movie that has wedding in the title. Oh, okay. My Best Friend's Wedding. That'd be so fucked up if I also gave him the point. Like, yeah, that is correct. That's worth one point as well.

People just keep repeating the ones we've already said. You don't have any others? Like First Wives Club wedding? Isn't there like a... Yeah, no, this isn't. There's a horror movie with a wedding like it. It seems like there should be. It was blood wedding.

Well, there's red wedding happened on Game of Thrones. Yeah, wasn't that? Yeah. I don't have a guess to tell you the truth. Well, that's fair. This is all right. Pass. Pass.

Pass. Back to Anna. Is there a movie called White Wedding? I hope not. I don't know. There's a Billy Idol song. Abbott and Costello have a wedding. They'd probably have a white wedding.

You know they talked about that in one of their pitch meetings. What about they have a wedding? What about that, Abbott? How about that? Abbott and pitch meetings. What about they have a wedding? What about that, Abbott? How about that? Abbott and Costello have a wedding. Have a wedding. I'm really still upset about the wedding planner. You know, I'm not over it.

Abbott marries a woman and Costello marries a donkey. It'll be fun. We'll shoot it in Mexico. The wedding diet? Is that? Okay. I failed. The wedding diet? It Is that? Okay. I failed. The Wedding Diet?

We should try. Yeah, let's try that. The Wedding Diet. That's a good guess. Let's see if that's on here. Nope. Can't believe it. Shocker.

Thanks for the encouragement, guys. Did you think of any more, Kate? Bride of Frankenstein at the Wedding? The sequel? Check it! I do like it. I'll at the Wedding, the sequel. Check it! I do like it. I'll check it. Dude, I know.

I'm sorry. No, it's not there, guys. There's a lot of movies with bride in it. There is. These things are tough. Like, it's hard to, it just all goes from your head. Now you know what it's like to be on Family Feud. You sit at home and go, these people are dumb.

But, you know, it's hard to think of these things on the spot. It really is. Steve Harvey's a great host, though. Right? Isn't he fun? We don't know whether you mean that or not. Who's it on? Martha?

I do have one, but it might not be on the list. Muriel's Wedding. Muriel's Wedding. Number eight. Number five. She's killing it. Six points for Martha. She's running away with this thing.

That's the last one I know though okay you've said that before we've already been through this and then you came up with Muriel's wedding you even figured out how to say it I knew Muriel's wedding a couple guesses ago

but I was waiting because I thought no one else would say it I'm a terrible person I tried to beat everybody I was waiting because I thought no one else would say it. I'm a terrible person. I tried to beat everybody. I was being dishonest. I apologize. Yeah, no, you were saving that one because you were busy saying something that got a lot more points.

Yeah, so it worked out all right. It's not a nice way to, it's not very sportsmanlike, but. I think, no, I think you did it very sportsmanlike. It's like playing with a ninja. Jeez. You got one, Anna? It's my turn? Yeah.

Oh. It's the last round. It's your last chance to get on the board. No chance at winning. At this point, we're just having fun. Okay. I'm going to guess, is there a movie called The Wedding? You know, oddly enough, there is a Robert Altman movie called A Wedding.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, but it didn't make the top ten. Wow. I thought, you know, go basic and just run with it. Yeah. That was reasonable reasonable Thank you Is there a Robert Altman movie called The Wedding Ring? A Wedding Ring? No

Don't drag Robert Altman into it But is that your answer? The Wedding Ring? Wedding Ring of Fire? There's a Robert Alton movie called the Nashville wedding yeah come on

that's a movie thing right a movie joke yep you did make a movie joke Jesus Christ hats off to that one that horribly obscure Alton reference okay I'm sorry no that's alright That one. That horribly obscure Baldwin reference.

Okay. I'm sorry. No, that's all right. No, I want to apologize. Wedding ring was a good answer. Martha? I did think of one. See, I'm a terrible person. God damn.

I'm a terrible person. I lied. I saw your eyes light up. I got really excited I've been spending a lot of time alone and this is exciting my big fat Greek women

oh shit oh my god I thought around that break out the Windex everyone in the audience was probably like finally. I know. And the listeners. And they're all going to be stunned to find out it did

not make the top ten. No way! What? That's wrong. I know, right? What about My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2? Yes. That didn't do as well. That'd be great if My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 made it and not My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2? Yes. That's not even... No, that didn't do as well. That'd be great if My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 made it

and not My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Well, he said it's the most current... That was new. What's that? The second movie came out like years later, right? Oh, yeah. But not that recently. It's been a while since that one too, I think.

Right. Yeah. And that was called like My Bigger Fatter Wedding. That's a a while since that one, too, I think. Right. Yeah. And that was called, like, My Bigger, Fatter Wedding. That's a TLC show. Yeah. Toby, you got one last gem for us? Wrap this thing up? You know, there has to be some Frankenstein connection. I know there's the Bride of Frankenstein,

but I think there's a Frankenstein wedding. I mean, there should be. Damn it. That's all I got. Frankenstein, but I think there's a Frankenstein wedding. I mean, there should be. Damn it. That's all I got. Frankenstein wedding. The return of the Frankenstein wedding. Check the list! Check the list!

Check the list! I don't see it. The return of the Frankenstein wedding. Terrific job. Thank you. Doug. What happened? Are you going to put us out of our misery

and read what the top ten list is? No, like when you're watching Family Feud and they don't get some of the answers, they just go to commercial and never mention it again. Of course I'm going to tell you which answer is. It's a fucking game show. Everyone wants to know what the answers actually are

and they're not going to be happy about them. God damn. Because it really is a real up-to-date algorithm. What'd you think of it? Is Four Weddings a movie? Just Four Weddings?

No funeral? Without the funeral. What if... It's so much more fun that way. So much more uplifting not having to throw a funeral in there. I forget also what order they were. Was it wedding, wedding, funeral,

wedding, wedding, or wedding, funeral, wedding, wedding, wedding? I'm not going to do all of the combinations. I haven't seen it in so long. I'm sorry. But before I tell you

the actual answers. There's Four Christmases. That's a movie. It is. Is that your guess? And a funeral. Four Christmases. That's a movie. It is. Is that your guess? And a funeral. Four Christmases and a funeral. That's my guess. Sounds as good as a wedding.

Four Christmases. I don't see it here because of the lack of the word wedding. But congratulations. Our winner today is Martha Kelly! Yes! but congratulations. Our winner today is Martha Kelly.

A whopping 16 points for Martha. You really nailed it. You had a right answer almost every round, and we can give your stuff away now. I'm really happy to give away this heavy bag. It has a heavy bottle of wine. It's natural wine, which I don't know if it's good or not, because I don't drink, but it's none of your business.

I would have just called it wine if I were you. Natural wine sounds like it's garbage, but I think all wine is pretty natural, so if it's totally natural, it must not have any flavor in it or anything. But where's Dustin at?

Come get this, Dustin. Molly, we came close. Really close. No, we didn't. That wasn't close at all. It looks like a shoebox. You also can keep the reusable grocery bag. It's a beautiful reusable grocery bag, Justin.

Congratulations. Get both of those. You don't have to flip and fall everywhere. Somebody's going to get drunk and curl up in his new blanket tonight. Well, well, well. Let's find out what answers you missed. Please. Wait, you want to ask if the audience knows?

Do they know? No, they don't know. Okay. Dismissed. that's right dismissed no they probably know a couple of them but it is it's a real it's a real mystery how these things work number 10 of course is my best friend's wedding

number 9 Kate it was everyone several people know how dangerously close you were to saying the Reddit the wedding ringer. Oh, shit. The wedding ringer. It was a play on wedding singer.

And it was about Josh Gad played a guy that goes to weddings and pretends to be the best. Or no, he's getting married and Kevin Hart pretends to be his best man, like as a service. Like Kevin Hart gets paid to be the best. Or no, he's getting married and Kevin Hart pretends to be his best man, like as a service. Like Kevin Hart gets paid to be his best man.

Right, right. And yeah, so that's called The Wedding Ringer. Oh, I missed that one. Number nine. I don't know why it's so high on the list right now other than maybe Josh Gad's on that HBO show, Avenue 5 or whatever. And so he might be getting some juice out of that.

Number eight, a movie with Dermot Mulroney, who was in Best Friends Wedding, with Deborah Messing called The Wedding Date. Oh, I know that bad movie. Yeah, I figured you might have been familiar with that one. Yeah, that's... The Wedding Date. And then a movie that

I'd be shocked if anybody mentioned it because it's like brand new. It's either out or about to come out called The People We Hate at the Wedding. Oh, right. With Allison Janney and Ben Platt. So I'm in. And then number six.

This one should ring some bells. American Wedding. Part of the American Pie series. Yes. The American Pie universe is vast. Yeah, you don't show up here not knowing anything about the APU. I'm glad you're all moaning, too. You didn't think of that one either.

Fucking APU. all moaning too. You didn't think of that one either. Fucking APU. Number four is a new one with Jennifer Coolidge who's an absolute delight so I'll watch that. It's called Shotgun Wedding. Good title. Yeah.

And then number three is a movie from, I'm pretty sure is from India called Wedding Season. Wedding Seizures? Wedding Season. Wedding seizures? Wedding seizures. Three wedding seizures and a funeral. That's a good one.

And it's all in Hindu. Yeah. Hindi? Good. I love what's coming out of Bollywood. And then we already said number two is Wedding Singer and number one was Wedding Crashers. Yeah.

So happy wedding to my friend Sean. And congratulations, Martha. You get to do your plugs first. What would you like to plug today? I guess just since Twitter's gonna go down at any moment, you could follow me on Instagram. I don't usually post

any shows, but if you like, whatever. It's mkellyatx on Instagram, and I'm doing a stand-up show next Friday, but I don't know where it is. Come on out.

Follow her Instagram on the off chance that she'll decide to post when she figures out where the venue is I need somebody to help me because on Instagram when you do shows like this one you sent a message with like a story about this but I don't know how you share a story

how you reshare it I got but I don't know how you share a story, how you reshare it. I got you. Thank you, Anna. I don't know how it works. That's why I stay on Twitter, but... Yeah, it's reasonable. Yeah, Anna's really good at that stuff. She can help you out,

or like if you have any children in the neighborhood. I have a niece and nephew, but... Someone under 10. Those Instagram kitties. But thank you, Martha, and you'll be welcomed back on the show very soon for winning today if you're willing to come back. Yeah, I would love to come back,

and when Anna shows me how, I'll share your story about it. That'll be beautiful. Thank you very much. Toby Huss. Yeah. What do you got going on besides, you're not a social media guy, really, are you? I have, yeah, I have an Instagram thing. Yeah?

Yeah. What's your name on Instagram? It's my name. Toby Huss? Yeah, Toby Huss. Nothing interesting. H-U-S-S. H-U-S-S.

You can do those things. Don't try to McGuire it and put an E in the Toby. No, no, no, that's nothing interesting. H-U-S-S. H-U-S-S, you can do those things. Don't try to McGuire it and put an E in the Toby. No, no, no, no, we don't play around with that. Or an I on the end. Oh, what? No, no, no, that happens sometimes, yeah. T-O-B-I? T-O-B-I.

They'll ask me that at the DMV now and again. Okay, I'll take it back. We found some people that are dumber than actors and comedians. Okay, I take it back. We found some people that are dumber than actors and comedians. Well, this show would have sucked today if I had four people from the DMV on stage. No, they would have known all the movies. Oh, my God, maybe.

They might have been good at it. Oh, you mean the wedding ringer? Thank you. I'm Derek. I work at the one on coal. You've been there on coal? Right place. I don't go to on coal. You've been there on coal? Right place. I don't go to that one because that guy's there.

He's so weird. You don't ever want to strike up a conversation with postal employees, really. I mean, the mailman or lady, of course, you chat with them. But when you're in the post office, you just want to get the fuck out of there. Yeah. Just keep it of there everybody's so angry nobody's in there I'm like oh today I'm going to mail something it's going to happen

now the holidays are here you're going to have a lot of people that need to mail something freaking holidays four Christmases and a seizure Kate Flannery, what would you like to promote? I am going on tour in a few weeks

with Jane Lynch. Nice. Yeah. We did a Christmas album. We did a Christmas album together called A Swingin' Little Christmas. So we're playing

three shows at the public, at Joe's Pub at the Public Theater in New York. I think it's the second, third, and fourth. And then we'll be at Boston City Winery the sixth and seventh. And then we'll be at Boston City Winery the sixth and seventh.

And then we're going to be at Notre Dame and then someplace outside of Chicago called Crystal Lake, Illinois. It's a beautiful little theater. And then we're playing San Luis Obispo. Wait, is it Camp Crystal Lake? Sounds like a mob joint. Is that a camp for mob kids?

Right? I know. It's a cute little, sweet little Christmasy town. I'm sure it looks like shit during the summer, but anyway. But yeah, and then I'll be in, we're playing San Luis Obispo on the 18th. Just go to jaynlynchofficial.com because I'm too lazy to post. Or you can, I will post them on my Instagram at the real Kate Flannery. Because there's a fake Kate Flannery. That's why I'm at the real Kate Flannery. Because there's a fake Kate Flannery. That's why I'm at the real Kate Flannery.

That fake Kate Flannery is dirty. Right? Yeah. She gets more likes than I do. She just says fake Flannery. December 18th and December, all those dates? Yes, all those dates are in December. Sorry.

Because we still got some of those numbers coming up in this month we're in now. Right, sorry. 18th of December. It's all December, sorry. San Luis Obispo. 18th of December. Go to Jane Legit. Like when you're only going to play one city in California, that's the one to play. I know, right? I'm kind of with you on this. I know.

Maybe Dynasty Typewriter will give us a night. I do love it there. Can I talk to somebody? Oh, that'd be amazing. Would you really do a night of it in LA? I will, but Jane won't. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm not kidding. I'm just kidding. Does she tell you that between the two of you, you're the weakest link? Oh my God, I love you. Anna Roisman, what do you want to plug? I would love for you to follow me

on Instagram and TikTok at Anna Roisman. It's just my name. I make a lot of dumb videos and impressions. And that's it. Oh, you can listen

to my podcast. It's on hiatus right now, but Unemployed with Anna Roisman. Doug did a great episode, so go back and listen to that. You've been laid off from the show Unemployed? Yeah Roisman. Doug did a great episode, so go back and listen to that. You've been laid off from the show Unemployed?

Yeah. I'm just too employed to stoop so low anymore. Right on. Yeah. Well, thank you all for being here. Thank you to Dynasty Typewriter,

to everyone who came out today. One more time for all of my guests, Toby Huss, Martha Kelly, Kate Flannery, Anna Roisman. Support everything that they do.

And I'll see you soon, Houston. And Dustin says thank you. Thanks, Dustin. And as always, Mercury Missile Plant.