Doug Loves Movies - Kate Micucci, Steve Byrne and Randy Havens guest

Episode Date: June 13, 2019

Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Kate Micucci, Steve Byrne and Randy Havens to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see But Doug loves movies Oh, I've got, this is going to be interesting to see how this plays out because I've got hiccups. So I'm going to try to soldier through and see what happens. Hey, hey hey hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug of Movies

Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles It's Tuesday June 11th 2019 Just got back from the Cannabis and Cheese Tour Where I saw lots of really cool Name tags

So what have you got LA Cannabis and Cheese Tour, where I saw lots of really cool name tags. So what have you got, LA? One, two. Oh, that guy's got two. Three, four, five, six. We've got six name tags to choose from tonight. This is so exciting. Also, this is one of those nights where are you going to do the show?

Okay. Your work study? So you can take a seat though. Just because you're work study doesn't mean you have to stand there. Yeah, and you can sit down. Anybody who wants a seat that's in the building can have a seat yeah once you get in the door you know go ahead and sit down um but uh good luck to those six

name tags because i have three to four guests and we'll uh we'll see because one of the guests was arranged through a publicist, and maybe there was some sort of mistake, you know. Maybe one of the guests is at UCB Sunset going, what the fuck? This is UCB! You know, that kind of thing. Doug Plugs, this This Thursday June 13th I'm doing a stand up show at Flappers

In Burbank With three special guests I don't know why you're laughing at Flappers In Burbank Maybe it's the way I say it Flappers But I was going to do a residency at Flappers And it already feels like that's not going to happen.

We can't judge just based on Thursday, June 13th, but it's going to be 8 o'clock with great guests, Amy Miller, Erica Rhodes, and Lisa Delarios are going to be there. This Saturday, June 15th, I'm doing two shows in Hyenas in Dallas. Doug Loves Movies at 4.20 and Stand Up at, I think, 7?

And then Sunday, I'll be at Hyenas in Fort Worth at 4.20. Probably a bad idea to schedule a show on Father's Day in Texas. I think everybody, I think you're required to do whatever your father wants on Father's Day in Texas. I think you're required to do whatever your father wants on Father's Day

and it's not going to be something fun. But, you know, come on down if seeing me with a very special small audience. It's going to be special small. Intimate is the word I was looking for.

Brooklyn, New York City, Pittsburgh. You're all getting Douglas Movies tapings in June. For all my dates for June and beyond, go to DouglasMovies.com That's DouglasMovies.com Yeah! Go!

Go! Shh! Douglovesmovies.com! Yeah! Call it! Call it! Shh! Prize bag! Oh my goodness! Such good stuff! I got a poster from the Cannabis and Cheese Tour, signed by me eventually. I haven't done it yet, but I'll get around to it. I also got a Doug Looug loves movies t-shirt

doug loves movies stickers at doug loves movies uh i mean just a doug benson pin from our friends at rockin pins that's in the prize bag gonna have more of those for sale at my road shows coming up, plus more Cannabis and Cheese tour posters. I'll be selling at upcoming road shows. But included in the bag tonight, this is very special, a man gave this to me, and then he gave it to me. I don't know how much of it he made himself,

but it's a person, it's a bobblehead, but the bobble is a pot that's on somebody's head and he made it for me because i'm a pot head and then and then right and then at the bottom it says i am db because i am db so and he said to me i I was like, oh, this is so awesome. I might keep this. And he goes, oh, I wanted to hear you put it into a prize bag. So that's what it is.

It's in a prize bag. And all that other stuff. Plus stuff brought by my three to four guests. Let's get them out here. Please give it up for Randy Havens, Gianni Paolo, Steve Byrne, and Kate McCoochie!

Come on out, you guys! Yeah! out, you guys. Yay! Find your way to a seat. Okay. We do have one empty chair. We're missing someone. We'll leave that one open for, what's the expression? We'll save that for Elijah.

I like to think Elijah Wood would cruise in and be like, hey, I'll be the fourth guest. I wonder what happened to this dude. I think he just has a, I didn't want to say a shitty publicist, but a publicist that did not get the message.

Did that happen that Elijah Wood didn't show up one time? It is, it's funny you should say that because one time there was a possibility he might and so we held a seat for him and he never did. But there was an empty seat the whole show for Elijah. It was like waiting for Guffman.

Yeah. I thought it was neat and I see Elijah Wood all the time because he's always hanging out in Austin, Texas at film festivals. And I, you know, told him. He's done like a ton of other podcasts too. Oh, yeah.

No. Just not this one, but like all of them. Well, because I always ask him to do podcasts during film festivals, and he would rather go see a movie about some guy getting, you know, all of his parts cut off. I heard he did a podcast

during a movie. Oh yeah, he'll do that too. If it's a violent enough movie, he'll watch it and podcast during it. But he wasn't available for me. We do still have three guests, you guys.

Let's meet them individually, two of whom are on the show for the first time. But let's meet our regular first, because it's always great to have her. It's Kate Micucci, everybody. Hey, guys. Thanks for having me. Yeah, well, you know, listen to that crowd.

They love you. You're a very popular guest on the show, and it's always great to see you. Great to see you, too. And a strong competitor. You know, I don't know. Maybe. Sometimes.

Depends, right? If it falls into your wheelhouse. Like tonight, it's all... Guys, how do you feel about this? It's all rom-coms tonight. Just so that Kay will win. If they're 90s rom-coms, I'll be in good shape. I'm just joking around.

It's probably going to be action movies. Dang it. You're screwed. But I appreciate you being here. And I also appreciate, for the first time ever on the show, longtime friend, hilarious comedian Steve Byrne is here, everybody. Hello. Thank you.

How are you doing, buddy? Good. It's nice to see you. You've got a very exciting project coming out. The timing of this couldn't be better because I want to promote it. You directed a documentary about the great comedian, magician, the amazing Jonathan.

Yes. And how soon can people... She's so fucking excited. She'd watch it right now on her phone instead of this or during this if she could. How and when are people going to be able to see this movie? It's it right now on her phone instead of this or during this if she could. How and when are people going to be able to see this movie? It's available right now, and it's on YouTube.

I put it up there because Jonathan's such a – he was one of the first guys I ever featured for, and he was so kind to me early on in my career that when I had the opportunity and privilege to get to tell the story, when we finally got it done the doc world i guess from what i'm learning i've never made one before is not um it's not really profitable so i just said well the fuck it i'll just put it on youtube so we just put it on youtube and it's free so you just check it out always amazing and just a few days it's oh you've already seen it chelsea oh you saw it all, she's already very excited from having actually experienced it.

You're the one that hit refresh. Probably will watch it again. Over and over again, thank you. Yeah, all right. You know, what about, do you have to, are you talking about getting into theaters for like a week in New York and L.A. to qualify for like Oscar consideration?

That kind of thing? Fuck no. No, no, no, no, no. But it must be a terrific movie. He's such an amazing subject. He is. You know what you're doing. He's a fascinating subject. No, I don't anticipate that

it would, you know, I'd be... Get that kind of attention. Yeah. So I just... You just never know. I did it as a passion project, and I just put it off. Chelsea's going to start a campaign. Yeah. Oscar for...

And what's the movie called? Always Amazing. Yeah, Always Amazing. For your consideration. I'll start the campaign right now. Thank you, Douglas. I mean, the Oscars famously ignore great documentaries, so let's make this one of them.

Fuck yeah. Let's make this, you know what I mean? You gotta start talking about being snubbed. Yeah. Just talk about that all the time. Fucking Oscars snubbed us. The Oscars is by Elijah Wood. You know, you certainly get a really nice Yeah.

It's perfect. And then also joining us today for the first time, and I love when this happens, a working actor in films and television, Netflix programs, who also is a fan of this show and just wanted to participate. It's Randy Havens, everybody.

Hello. You also got to love the name Randy Havens, everybody. Hello. You also got to love the name Randy Havens. It sounds like, you know, a sex spa. You know, like a series of all-inclusive sandals. And by all-inclusive, I mean you can have sex with the sandals. I read the comments section one time in an article that, I don't know,

I was cast in something and I made the mistake of reading the comments section. And somebody was just like, Randy Havens, sounds like a retirement home for porn stars. Pretty sweet that that person that you're citing is really lame, made the same joke I did.

But thank you for being here and for being excited about this thing. You are in the current, everybody loves it, the current Godzilla film. Godzilla, what's it called? King of the Monsters.

Is it Godzilla colon King of the Monsters? I don't think they mention his colon. Okay. It's just Godzilla comma or dash or something. King of the Monsters. I think it's just,

you know what? Let's just, let's get rid of colons, commas. Oh, I wish. I wish it was just a series of,

like just a thought poem that's the title of a film. Yeah. Godzilla, monster, city, City, Squash, Go. Would be a great title for this movie. Yeah, who's that like indie pop lady from like the 90s? Fiona Apple?

Yeah. Didn't she have like an album title that was just like 50 words? Crazy amount of words. Just all strung together. But really, she's a sane, talented individual. Let me ask you this. What is your role in this new Godzilla film? Man Who Gets Killed

Very Early On. By Godzilla? No, by Tywin Lannister. Why is he killing you? He's a bad guy, and I'm a good guy. So in order to make him be a bad bad guy, and I'm a good guy. So in order to make him be a bad guy, he has to kill a good guy.

What about Stranger Things? You were in Stranger Things? Yeah, I did that show, too. Who'd you play in that? I played the middle school science teacher. That's right! Mr. Clark. Yes! Very sympathetic character. He's right. Mr. Clark. Yes. Yeah. Very sympathetic character.

He's a nice person. Yeah. I hope no one kills him. Oh, so can you tell us anything about the next season? But he's in it? Yeah. You're in it? Uh-huh.

Nice. That's very cool. Well, thank you for being here. And thank you to Gianni Paolo for maybe considering appearing on the show. But ultimately not. He's in the movie

Ma that's out now. People love it. Are you sure you're not just in the audience and you thought like maybe a publicist said, do you want to see Doug Lowe's movies? So, yeah, so I don't know why he's not here, but also we've got another show coming up here in a couple of weeks, so maybe he'll show up then

for anybody who's disappointed that he's not here. Chelsea, are you all right? Yeah. Do you know that guy? No. Chelsea, let's lose that fucking attitude. How about that, huh? Uh-oh.

We're going to have a nice evening. Thank you. Sorry, Doug. I couldn't let you be treated like that. Steve, I can't believe you haven't been on the show sooner because I need enforcers on the regular. Thank you. I need people to really come in and get these people into shape.

Fucking straighten up, everybody. I mean, it's an exciting night here at UCB. The previous show ended on time, so we're on schedule. But I'll probably go long, because I can't. I'm used to being late, so it's all very confusing.

But there's an element to the show that I hope that Steve and Randy get. I think you do, based on what's sitting in front of Steve. We'll start with you, Steve. What did you bring for the prize bag today? The prize, I brought some Templeton rye. Yeah, I got some Templeton rye. Yeah, I got a case of it and when I got the text

that I'm supposed to bring a gift, I thought, well, I'll bring one of these. That's perfect. That's right on brand with Sullivan and Sons.

Your smash hit program on the, what was that, PBS? Snubbed by the Emmys. Were they snubbed? Oh, we got snubbed, yeah. You guys never picked up any Emmys?

No, we were ad-supported basic cable television in the summer. We got snubbed. It's shocking. All right, well, see, there you go. So we'll get a campaign going for that. Thank you. And thank you for bringing, I mean, people rarely bring a big giant bottle of alcohol,

so somebody's going to be very excited to win that. They're not going to deserve it. I'll tell you that. Wait until you see these name tags. Doug, who do I give the receipt to? Just to remember. Is this that pricey of a bottle? Fuck it. Just keep it.

I appreciate that. I paid for my parking too. Fuck it. Just keep it. It's fine. You're a very magnanimous individual. Thank you. Randy, what do you got for us? I have Believer, a game, box of bad advice, mixed up advice from messed up people.

Oh, you know, one of these people is Louis C.K. You know what? Maybe don't take his advice. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Did you get this at the gift shop here? No.

Oh. No, no. They have a gift shop here? It looked like they would sell something like that. This was from like a store that said, Great gift store that I was walking past today. Pass this over here and I'll get rid of it. But nice try.

Yeah, burn it. Thank you for bringing something. But yeah, this is an interesting game. Maybe. We'll see. What do you got for us, Kate? I have have since we do comedy and such

I got a joke book for you called the don't laugh challenge oh wow that I'm willing to take that challenge I don't know about everybody else but I'm just going to open up oh and it's the Easter edition so it's all jokes and you know

you try not to laugh you. So it's all jokes that, you know, you try not to laugh, you guys. And it's Easter based because that's such a deep well of amazing comedy talking about Easter. So I'm just going to throw to a page here and just say one. Why was the birthday cake sad? Why?

Because that particular cake, Steve, I can't believe how stupid you are. That cake was in tears. For fuck's sake. Let's do another one. You'll do better. Did you hear the one about the German sausage? Steve, it was the worst.

God damn it, Steve. Why did the boat sail have extra paddles? Why? It was an ordeal. It was a goddamn ordeal. Yeah, I'm sorry. Do you hear what I'm saying? I'm sorry.

Fuck, I should have gotten that. How'd the new chef get his job? How? He made the cut. Those don't seem very Easter-y. That's part of the fun. It's kind of a treasure hunt book

where you have to find the joke that's actually about Easter. I found one earlier. Why can't dogs go shopping? Why? Can't find a barking spot. When is the best time to get a tan? When? Sun day.

What's the best way to learn Braille? When? Get a feel for it, Steve. You really... I can't believe you don't know any of these. Aren't you a professional? I would say that's a pretty good challenge

because I'm laughing a lot. Can I see that though? That's right. Because I read it in the green room. It's hard to not laugh at those classics. You didn't do

the Easter ones though. The Easter ones are on the back. It says, Happy Easter to all the Christians. To the Jews, nice try.

That's a joke. I thought it was. the Christians. To the Jews, nice try. Oh. That's a joke. I thought it was. I wish they went that harsh. Oh, they got some knock-knocks. Knock-knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline who?

It's Pauline with rain. Let me in. You have to work your voice around that one. It's Pauline with rain. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pill. Pill who?

Pillow fight. And then you take a hatchet. And just fucking chop into somebody's neck. All right. So I have a few more things. Yeah, I'm sure you do. Garfunkel notes, kazoo and a tattoo and a toothbrush. That's cool.

All Garfunkel notes. Yes. That's nice. You can have these items will last you throughout the day. Yep. And I also brought a miniature shopping cart for when you have a few things to buy at the grocery store. That thing's adorable.

That's great. Holy shit, look at that thing. Ow, it hurts. I love that so much I want to make a video of it don't laugh you guys I want to make a video I've fallen in love with the slow-mo feature

on the video on your phone and this is going to make a great slow-mo video it's going to be tragic and exciting and just super fun I mean Steve seriously look at that oh shit

it fucking fell because I saw it happen and then the video I was like there's no way it's gonna fall but then I saw it fall holy shit

that was crazy Doug is fucking nuts I love that you're an animal why do you have this Kate I bought a bunch of little things

I like little miniature things, and I kind of thought it was going to be a lot smaller than it is. Yeah, fucking internet rip-offs. Bigger miniatures than you expected. It's a real problem in this country. So hopefully we've addressed it tonight. People will understand. Just paging one more time.

Gianni Paolo. If you're here, please be a guest. I got a question for each of you. We'll start with Kate. She's been here before, so she might know what's coming. Won't be so much of a hardball. What was the last movie that you saw?

Today I watched L.A. Story. For the first time ever? No, I watched it when I first moved here, but I didn't get it. And 18 years later, I watched it and I loved it. You got it. It's great. Steve Martin. years later, I watched it and I loved it. You got it. It's great. Steve Martin. Steve Martin and

Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Lou Henner. Who else? Sarah Jessica Parker plays Sandy with a heart over the eye. Exactly. Yeah. And yeah, that's a, I don't think it works entirely, but I would like to

watch it now just to see how much of it is kind of forward thinking or prescient or whatever. I like the fantastical elements of it. It's such a weird movie, but I liked it. All right. Yeah, that's it. Oh, and I watched the Dr. Ruth documentary on Hulu. Has anyone seen it? It's really good.

Are you angling to play her in the biopic? Do you have a Dr. Ruth voice? Could you do it? I don't know. Try it. When you give a blowjob, I don't know how she talks. I actually have no idea. a blowjob. I don't know.

I don't know how she talks. I actually have no idea. I didn't mean to accidentally sexually harass you with trying to talk like Dr. Ruth. You could have said something like, I went to a house. The door was locked. But that was still a

good impression and I think you're a front runner for the role. I hope so. They'll do the old age makeup for the now parts and you'll be the young Dr. Ruth. Perfect. When she was out there tearing it up. To be this! To be this!

Randy, what was the last movie you saw? I feel like this is unfair because it's Godzilla because I was in it. So you went to the premiere? I did not. I was not invited to the premiere. So you just went and snuck in so no one would know that one of the stars was there? I went to see it in IMAX because I wanted to see myself die in the biggest way possible.

I like it. And did anybody recognize you? No. Nobody's like, you're the guy who just died. Why are you alive? How did you do it? Can you give us an honest assessment of the film even while you're a part of it

yeah I liked it it's very beautiful especially on that huge screen but I don't know why the monsters have to fight all the time right is it just because they don't speak the same language? Well, it's just like there's one who's really bad and he's stirring up trouble with all of them

and he makes the rest of them fight each other and it's like, guys, don't fight each other. He's the guy. Just kill that one guy. He's the one that's bad. If you guys would all just get together and maybe form a committee to be like, maybe none of us will be his friend,

and that'll keep him from being so bad all the time. I'm glad you have a solution. But they don't settle it that way. They clearly don't listen. They murder each other, and it's sad. They don't listen to the lead actors on the set telling him how to fix this thing. No, monsters don't listen to the lead actors on the set telling them how to fix this thing. No, monsters don't listen to humans.

Oh, I meant the people making the movie didn't listen to you. But I get where you're going, and I support it. Thank you. I'm going to sneeze, and it seems like I'm allergic to you and what we were talking about. But that's just random. And I'm not going to sneeze, and it seems like I'm allergic to you and what we were talking about. But that's just random. And I'm not going to sneeze. I think it's because you said you were going to sneeze.

Now that I talked about it a little bit, it went away. Well, the conversation ended, and then you stopped having to sneeze. That is a fun thing, though, to say to somebody. If you're having a conversation, you want to get out of, hey, listen, I'm going to sneeze. I don't know how soon it's going to be, so I'm going to turn away indefinitely. I'm going to sneeze I don't know how soon it's going to be So I'm going to turn away Indefinitely

I'm going to turn away for a while And then sneezing is probably going to happen So, excuse me Steve, what was the last movie you saw? God bless you First off Thank you for doing that ahead of time I was on a flight

And I downloaded this on my computer I hadn't seen it since I was on a flight and I downloaded this on my computer. I hadn't seen it since I was in college and in college I watched it probably a thousand times. True Romance. I hadn't seen it forever.

And I just watched it. What's different about it for you now? Nothing. I loved it then and I love it now. It was... I've never gotten over,

well, a couple of things. Gary Oldman it's weird his whole thing with the dreads and the weird eye cultural appropriation Douglas is that what we're talking about

yeah I think that a real Rastafarian with one weird eye should have gotten that role but then also also I get uncomfortable with... I think it's a great movie, but I get uncomfortable with how violent it gets between James Gandolfini and Patricia Arquette.

It's so crazy because... It's so... It's bad. It's bad. But when I first moved to L.A., the first place I went was the Safari Inn. Right? It's such a when I first moved to LA The first place I went was the Safari Inn Right? It's such a cute, iconic thing And then you remember

Oh, this is where She got her ass handed to her In 238 or something It's very unpleasant Yeah But yeah, great movie Just that fun, tropical soundtrack Through kind of a badass, gangster movie

And yeah I will revisit that time and time again. Thank you, Steve. Thank you. Thank you for having such a better answer than our other guests.

Thank you. Do I get points for that already? You don't get shit for that. All right, fuck it. Yeah. And in fact, now I'm going to give the other guests points

for effort. Yeah, but I think we learned a lot in this recent movie watching roundup. But here's the part of the show where I have to say, let the games begin! You guys, this is overwhelming, I know. You guys, this is overwhelming, I know. But there are six to seven or eight people who have fashioned some sort of tiny movie poster. There's no big ones to choose from here tonight.

But what I need each of you to do is just go select the one. You just go pick it? Yeah, just go grab it from them. The one that speaks to you the most. Kate is in hot and fast with her selection. Make sure you see them all. There's so many to choose from. Oh, of course, Randy's going for the shittiest one.

And while Steve figures out what he's going to do, we're going to do a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. No sponsor this ep, so I'll just say, Fort Worth, Hyenas, Sunday, Father's Day, 420. Please come back to the show. All right, we're back. And, Kate, who are you playing for?

For Casey No Royale. Oh, that's fun. I like it. And the name is Casey. Okay. Randy, you've got someone's ID.

Yeah, it came with a dollar. So I picked this one. So that's in your pocket already. I don't see a dollar. So I picked this one. So that's in your pocket already. I don't see a dollar. Yeah, I took that for myself. Get that exchange over with. I'm playing for Nicholas Emmanuel Caridoyanis. Yeah.

And he lives at... What's the birth date? He was born... Don't do it. Stop. Stop saying that stuff. Do we need to bleep out your address, dude? Can people hear your address? He says, eh.

It's a comedy show, so no one's going to believe it. He takes a great driver's license photo. Yeah. What's his take? Just being handsome? He's just kind of beatific. Oh, wow. He's got kind of an angelic vibe going on. I got away with my idea.

I have a very angry face, and I thought that'd be fun for like anybody that pulls me over to look at it and see me angry just in the photo and then look over at me and probably not as angry in real life. Well, congratulations, dude. You fucking beat the system

with your bullshit ID name tag and I hope you win tonight. Steve, who you played for? Suburban Commando. Oh, Commando. So what do you think the person's name is?

Common. Common is here tonight? Common the rapper is here. Oh shit, he made a name tag? That's exciting. I'd love to have him as a guest. Super excited. Yeah.

Where did you get that from? Whose is it? Right there. What's your name? Mondo. Your name is Mondo? Yeah. Wow.

Fuck, I put the right choice the wrong way. That's a pretty sweet name though, Mondo. Last name?, Mondo. Last name? Hernandez. I was asking if Mondo was your last name. But that's still funny that you said Hernandez.

Fucking Mondo Hernandez is in the house. That is like... you should be a reporter for Channel 2 in Los Angeles. Mondo Fernandez reporting. But thanks for being

here and congratulations on being chosen. I've got a series of games that you guys are going to have to play to determine a winner tonight, and they'll get all the stuff that all of us brought for the prize bag. We're going to start with something called Alex's, Jason, and Deb's IMDb game. On the IMDb page of every actor, there's four things that they're most known for.

According to IMDb, their algorithm is strange. Sometimes the actor themselves signs up for IMDb Pro, and they get to pick the order and what's up there. Do you know what's in your top four, Steve? No clue. Probably Sullivan and Sons. Yeah. And then what else you think?

Now I want to look. Now I'm curious. I think all four of you should think about your IMDb top four. I think you need credits to have a top four. No, that's the amazing thing. I've got a top four and it's like they list one thing that I didn't even know I was in. Were you in Moonwalker? No.

I might have a credit in Moonwalker because I was an assistant to Michael Jackson at the time. I know. It was a weird job. Okay, so Steve, you're best known for they got four titles you're best known for sullivan and son yeah he's number one and then uh you played drunk guy in fuck yeah couples retreat or at the Tempe Improv. Oh, you just played it out there in real life?

Yeah. And then you were a dancer in Four Christmases? Yeah. And then your fourth credit is something called The Opening Act that's in post-production. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that was the thing we talked about me possibly being in yeah yeah and i was busy doing bullshit i wish wish i could have done it yeah uh but yeah

that's a that's an impressive top four not really let's see who has let's see who has the best top four randy havens you gotta have godzilla in there right i think. You got to have Godzilla in there, right? I think so. What else is going to be in there? Stranger Things. Yeah. Maybe Instant Family. Oh, yeah.

That was a big movie. And what's the fourth thing? I don't know what the fourth thing was. You were on Halt and Catch Fire. Oh, yeah. You played Stan. What? There's a guy in the audience going, yeah, great job.

Someone saw it. Yeah. It's a great show, but no one saw it. Everyone who saw Halt and Catch Fire loved it. Our friend Scoot McNary, of course, is in it. He's one of the greatest actors. He is. He really is.

Yeah. He's such a great actor. Nobody knows who he is. No, he's just really good. He's been in every movie you've ever seen. All right. And Kateate what do you think i maybe garfunkel notes the tv show well i hope so don't think twice oh yeah maybe that i would say that don't think twice i mean i'm not saying it for sure oh wow your number one is When in Rome with our friend Kristen Bell and then

oh Steven Universe oh yeah where you play Sadie Miller Lego Batman movie where you're Clayface I had one line how does Clayface sound when you do it hey Batman need any help

that's like my one line in Lego Batman How does Clayface sound when you do it? Hey, Batman, need any help? That's like my one line in Lego Batman. Oh, my God. We all saw Clayface before our eyes when you did that. Yeah, thank you. And then you are also a voice in DuckTales. Oh, yeah. DuckTales is in your top four.

Yeah. So that's pretty cool. But we should say that currently people can see you in season three of Easy. Yeah. Yeah. That just came out. All right. So that's how this game works. I've explained it so much.

Let's just skip to the next game. So what you do is you buzz in with your own name. I'm going to start naming the best known for for a particular actor or actress. And when you think you know it, say your own name, I'm going to start naming the best known for for a particular actor or actress. And when you think you know it, say your own name, and then you get to guess. But if you're wrong, it's negative one point. So don't jump in too early.

So you're going to name the four things. Yeah, but I'll name them slowly. So after the first one, you could jump in. You could buzz in early. But let's say the first one was Stranger Things. Well, who from Stranger Things? You might need to hear a second title before you can jump in. You could buzz in early. But let's say the first one was Stranger Things. Well, who from Stranger Things? You might need to hear a second title before you can get there. But anyone who gets in early enough

that there's remaining titles of the top four, you get bonus points for naming those. And we just yell our name if we think we know it. Just yell it. Okay. Just shout it out loud and proud. Be the Kate Micucci you've always wanted to be. If I hear the clues, though,

and I think Kate might know it, can I yell her name? Yes. Okay, thank you. You could totally throw another player under the bus by yelling their name, but I'm not going to watch, and you do have to sound like her when you say it.

Do you need help, Kate? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what she sounds like. My name's Kate Micucci. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Mmm! Mmm! That was one of Marge Simpson's sisters. All right, so... Buzz in when you think you know it. Be careful. That's the bottom line. Get some points, but be careful. And a theme will emerge. The names will start to all have something in common.

This first one, though, starts with the film Zero Dark Thirty. Then we go to a film called The Tree of Life. Jessica Chastain. Oh, Steve. What'sastain. Oh, Steve. What's your name? Steve, sorry. Your name is not Jessica Chastain.

No, but sorry. Steve says Jessica Chastain. That is correct. Wow. You did it. In two. So you get one point for that

and there's two names remaining. So you get to name two Jessica Chastain movies and if they match for each one you get a point. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Molly's Game?

And? Oh shit. What else was she in? She's that lady that shows up she's all like hey. That's what she is. She's that lady that shows up. She's all like, hey. I don't know.

Oh, Christ. I'm sorry. That's all right. I'm drawing a blank. Yeah, you can pass. I'll pass. Okay. But you did great because you got Molly's game.

That's one. Yeah. And then also Interstellar. Fuck. What's your last one? But you're on the board with two points, Steve. First time player. Wow. I think your last one? But you're on the board with two points, Steve. First time player. Wow. I think Mondo is.

You're doing it. I'm doing it for Mondo. It's all for Mondo. It's all about Mondo. Round two. First name, movie, title is Mad Max Fury Road. is Mad Max Fury Road. Then we've got the title

About a Boy. Warm Bodies. Randy. Randy. How fucking dare you. Nicholas Holt. It's Nicholas Holt. That's right. Good job, Randy.

That's one point for that. There's one title out there. If you could name one more Nicholas Holt movie. He's a chameleon. It's not easy to do. X-Men First Class. They listed X-Men Days of Future Past. Oh, yeah. those fuckers.

That was another one. But you're still on the board, Randy, and you still have one point. Third round. There's 72 rounds. Third round. So far, we've got Chastain and Nicholas Holt third round starts with

the movie Shame then the movie Prometheus Randy here comes Randy it's Michael Fassbender that is right Fassbender Bonder

Randy gets another point plus two more potential points. If you can name two more. Okay, so other things that he's got. Fast Binder Joints. The Snowman. Oh, great guess. One more. X-Men Days of Future Past.

Oh, shit. They went with X-Men First Class. Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck you, IMDB! That's fucking bullshit. And the other one, they went with Steve Jobs. Oh, yeah.

Stevie Jobs. He played Steven Jobs. All right, so Randy's got Steve in Jobs. All right. So Randy's got two. Steve's got two. We're going into round four. Good luck, Kate. Thanks.

Chastain, Holt, and Fassbender. Round four starts with split. Randy. This is real. This is happening. James McAvoy. That is correct. Randy's running away

with this shit. All you need to do, Randy, is nothing to win. But go ahead and guess on some more James McAvoy movies. Glass. Keep going.

Fucking X-Men. Days of Future Past. Keep going. One more. Was he in The Last King of Scotland? That one is correct Last King of Scotland But the other two that they named for McAvoy Are Atonement and Filth

Which probably should be in the other order The other way around Filth and then Atonement Yeah And then which probably should be in the other order. The other way around. Do filth first. Filth and then atonement. Yeah. And then... But here's a tiebreaker just for laughs. Jump in when you know it.

Hunger Games, Silver Linings Playbook. Kate. Kate. Jennifer Lawrence. Yes. You were about to say it. You were nice. He was being very nice.

All five of those people are, of course, in Dark Phoenix in theaters now apparently. I've heard no one's interested anymore and it's not working out so great for them. But I'll give them one last plug and

a kick in the stomach before playing our next game. Oh, so congratulations, Randy. You won that game. Thank you. That means you get to go first in whose tagline is it anyway. In this game, I'm going to say the tagline from a motion picture to Randy.

He's going to guess what movie it's from. Of all movies, this is not easy at all. And then if he gets it wrong, we'll go to Kate and then we'll go to Steve. And like I said, these are not easy so don't beat yourself up. But a theme will emerge that will eventually make you

beat yourself up. Ready, Randy? Yep. Go for it. That's the tagline. Go for it. What movie had the nerve to think that was a tagline?

The movie Go. Oh, I like that. They might as well call the movie Go for it. Kate, what do you think it is? True Lies. Go for it. Steve? Philadelphia.

Oh! I can't believe how close you are. What? It's Rocky V. So damn close to rocky five all right let's go to randy again for this new one but everybody also get a chance if randy can't figure it out what What movie had the tagline The Adventure Continues? So there's a movie that was

some sort of adventure and then somehow it continued. I have no idea, but Remo Williams' The Adventure Begins. And the tagline is... Did you say Rainbow Williams? Remo. Remo Williams.

It was Fred Ward's biggest film. Well... Didn't work out for him. Yeah. He was a hero and everything. It was going to be a franchise. It was a tentpole and it didn't. No.

It turned out to be a tadpole. Kate? Rocky IV? Oh, I like the way you play. Steve? So when you say tagline, it's on the poster, right? Yeah, or on some sort of advertisement on the trailer.

I think Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Oh, that's a terrific guess. So close, but yet so far, far away. It's Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back. Yeah. You guys should see what's happening now, right? What a great movie to have such a shitty tagline. Well, you know,

what else do you need to say, you know? Go for it. I mean, that's the film that introduced Yoda, so I guess the tagline could have been

The Adventure Continues It Does. Randy, one movie had the tagline Feel the Speedline feel the speed feel the rush feel the speed if it helps you to repeat it back off mic go ahead

yeah BMX Bandits Kate why can't I think of the name of these movies the racing movies I don't know tell us the name of one of those racing movies yeah

just say it all you gotta do is say it. It's the one with all the sequels. I'll just go with Rush Hour. Steve? Hotel Rwanda? Oh, again. How do you do it?

Fuck. So close all the time. Fast Five. Fast Five. You were right there. It was right on the tip of your brain. Yeah, she was right on the brink of it. I didn't think of it, though.

But who would have picked, like, the fifth one? I don't know. We've got Rocky Five, Star Wars Five, Fast Five. Here's the next one, Randy. What movie had the tagline, The Defining Chapter? Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare. No, Kate. Freddy's Dead The Final Nightmare no

Kate I'm thinking of like is there a movie about the Bible and there's like one last chapter I don't know it's the fifth

the fifth movie about the Bible nothing nothing Steve Jason Goes to Hell you have such great guesses that are never right Nothing? Steve? Jason goes to hell. You have such great guesses that are never right.

It's The Hobbit, The Battle of the Five Armies. Five Armies. Five. All right, we got Rocky V. We got Star Wars V. Fast V. Battle of the Five Armies. Randy, if you don't get this one, I'm, Battle of Five Armies. Randy, if you don't get this one,

I'm going to jump over this table. I don't think that's necessary. I've always wanted to jump over this table. Okay, all right, well, in that case. What movie had the tagline, Look out, partners. There's a new mouse in town. An American tale, Fievel goes west.

That is correct. That was a real squeaker, but you pulled that one out, Randy. Was that the fifth one? Were there five? No, they just have five in the name. It's just most of them were the fifth. Yeah, all of them had the word five in the title. Five-all. Got it.

Five-all goes west. I believe it was the second film in that franchise. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Because also that Hobbit movie was not the fifth in that series because there was only three Hobbit movies. But let's play Last Man Stanton to figure out the winner tonight. Now, I didn't have a chance today.

Today was a busy day. I spent most of the afternoon getting really high on the Internet. It was a busy day. I spent most of the afternoon getting really high on the internet. So did anybody reach out to me here tonight about having a good suggestion for Last Man Stanton? Raise your hand if you did and you didn't hear back from me. What's your name, dude? Nick.

Nick. I think that's Nicholas Emanuel Cardell. Oh, it's Nick. You've got a dog in this hunt because your name tag slash ID got chosen. So, you know, this is unusual, but I'm going to accept it because none of us know what name you're going to say. You haven't colluded in any way. No collusion. No collusion.

No collusion! What's your suggestion, Nick? Elizabeth Banks. That's interesting. Let me write that down in the maybe someday category. No, I'll give it

serious consideration. I'm looking at the panel. They don't seem big on Elizabeth Banks movies. Is there somebody over here this way that had one, had a good one? This gentleman up front. Oh, I'd like that. Michelle Pfeiffer. All right, so I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going to do the films of Elizabeth Banks or Michelle Pfeiffer.

I like to play along, so I will participate as well. We'll start with Randy. Then it goes to Steve, then to me, then to Kate. If you can't think of one, you're out. Either actress. But you have a lifeline. You can go to Mondo once, Steve. Okay.

You can go to Nick if you want. Randy. And Kate, who can you go to? Casey? Casey. No. Royale. Wait. Her name's Royale? Casey.

Casey. No. Royale. Scraping people all day long okay so who did I say was going first Randy yeah start us off with a film that features either

EB Elizabeth Banks or MP Michelle Pfeiffer the fabulous Baker boys we're going with a Michelle Pfeiffer. The Fabulous Baker Boys. We're going with a Michelle Pfeiffer movie, Out of the Gate. I saw that movie recently on cable when I couldn't sleep one night.

It's really good. Nothing happens in it, but it's really good. Steve? Walk of Shame. Yes, the made for HBO motion picture starring and directed by elizabeth thanks yeah might have been elizabeth thanks joint might as well get this out of the way early on uh pitch

perfect yeah it's funny she and uh uh what's his name, Michael Higgins, they play the commentators in Pitch Perfect, and now they both have TV game shows that they host. Yeah. They really pigeonhole themselves. Into a lucrative network contract. Right, but his is with GSN and hers is with ABC. There's a little bit of a, yeah.

But go ahead there, Kate. Dangerous Minds. Okay. That's a great Pfeiffer. Remember that music video? Mm-hmm. That was good. Coolio.

Yeah. Coolio. Randy? Scarface. Scarfacha. good. Coolio. Yeah. Coolio. Randy. Scarface. Scarfacha. Steve. The Amazing Spider-Man.

Uh-huh. Who's in there? Elizabeth Banks. She was the secretary. She was? Yeah.

Okay. You don't remember? Brunette. She was a brunette in that. She had bangs. Okay. You don't remember? She was a brunette in that and she had bangs. Is this the Andrew Garfield one? The Tobey Maguire one. Wait. I don't think that one's called Amazing

Spider-Man. Yeah, see that's where that's the confusion. Sorry, Commando. No, you don't have to bail that early. You can go to Mondo for help on this, or you could redact your answer and say something smarter. I would redact my answer. Okay.

And say, one fine day. Oh. Wow. Michelle Pfeiffer and George Clooney. Yeah. Excellent. You know, another way any of you could have gone was Pitch Perfect 2.

Yeah, that's another one. All right, so back to Kate. Frankie and Johnny in the Claire de Lune. Yeah, I think it says Frankie and Johnny in the movie. Oh, it isn't the full title? But you saw the Broadway version? Then I had to look it up, and then I read that she was in it. Didn Johnny in the movie. Oh, it isn't the full title? But you saw the Broadway version? Then I had to look it up, and then I read that she was in it. Didn't see the movie.

Audra McDonald and Michael Shannon are doing it on Broadway. It's incredible. They're like completely naked at the beginning? Yep. It's wild, right? Yeah. I saw that show with Stanley Tucci and Nurse Jackie. Oh, you did?

Yeah. I bet that was good I'm sorry Carmela Soprano Edie Falco Yeah Yeah I saw it with those two And they were like

Just laying there naked For the first like Ten minutes of the play I was like I don't know how to feel About this It feels like a real invasion Of privacy

But It's good, right? I love the play. Cool. Where are we at? Is it me or Randy? It's me. Okay, Randy.

Batman Returns. Oh, good indeed. She's in the top two. I said this last time, maybe top five cat women there's a lot of good ones Halle Berry was great at it all the TV cat women's were great Eartha Kitt. Lee Merriweather. What's her name from Dr. No?

Ursula Andress. All right. Ant-Man and the Wasp. Good one. That's right. My turn. Okay. Didn't want to have to do this, but pitch perfect three.

Wow. Wow. It's really going hard. Dang it. Kate. I feel like a real idiot because I'm already tapped out. I might need to use my lifeline this is tough it's a lot of pressure but go to your

lifeline maybe it'll help think of something later wet hot American summer wet hot American summer I couldn't remember if it was the TV show or the actual movie because I was picturing her in that but yeah she's in the movie for sure

Randy mother you can't just call out for your mother yes yes i can um who was in that michelle pfeiffer she was in mother yeah oh that's right ed harris yeah. Ed Harris, yeah. Let me go quick. I have to write the exclamation point. Yeah, it's all right. Mother! That's why I didn't recognize it, because it didn't have the exclamation point when you said it. You were just like, mother.

No, it's mother! Steve? Zach and Miri make a porn. Oh, they sure do. Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm gonna set you guys up and I hope you appreciate it. The Hunger Games.

Kate? The Hunger Games Part 2? Yeah. What else would you have to say about that? Go for it. would you have to say about that? Sorry, no. You already went to your lifeline, right? Yes, yeah, that's it, I think.

Well, it's not necessarily it if you want to take one more stab at it. Do you want to change it up or try that one again? I don't think I have one. I'm blanking. Yeah, those Hunger Games are tricky. Part deux. Deux.

Part deux. All right. But thank you for playing. Thank you for having me. Randy? Grease 2. Oh, you son of a bitch. Steve?

Tequila Sunrise? Mm-hmm. Randy's upset at that development. I got a couple of back pockets at this point, but I'm going to go ahead and go with what lies beneath. Wow. With H Ford.

Back to you, Randall. I got to use my lifeline I gotta go to my man Nicholas Emmanuel Cardellanos you suggested one of these names so you should be helpful yeah hopefully love and mercy wow

I don't even know if that's Michelle Pfeiffer no E. Banks is in that. She's John Cusack's love interest. He's old Brian... What's his name? Wilson from Beach Boys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good movie.

That was a good movie. I liked that movie. We liked it. Hey, Mikey. So where does that put us? Steve? Spider-Man 2? I guess so.

I can't argue with it. Oh, I remember she was in a movie, Elizabeth Banks was in a movie called Man on the Ledge. Or was it A-Ledge? It was A-Ledge? Alright, I'm out. called Man on the Ledge. Or was it a ledge? A ledge. It was a ledge?

All right, I'm out. Randy? Great question. You've gone to your lifeline. What did he suggest? Oh, Love and Mercy? Yeah. Yeah, that was good.

Do you know the names of any of the Hunger Games sequels? No. No, I don't. They're tricky. Um. Yeah, no. I'm tapped. I promise, like today I visited a kid in the hospital

and I promised that Steve Byrne wouldn't win tonight. So I really need you to pull something out. Invincible. Oh! With Mark Wahlberg. Invincible with Mark Wahlberg. And his character's name is Vince. Such a corny-ass title.

But yeah, that is correct. Okay, let's keep going. You and me, Steve. Yeah, I mean, you won, but I still want to take you down. I'm going to say... I get the Hunger Games titles all fucked up myself.

So I'm going to go Pfeiffer and say Hairspray. Yeah. Steve? Spider-Man 3. Son of a bitch. All right. I'm going to go with... Oh, wait.

I'm out anyway because of that man on the ledge thing. But for fun, let's say Michelle Pfeiffer was in Dark Shadows. Spider-Man. Wait, we didn't say the first one? Yep, we started with two. Randy, keep a with two. Yeah. Randy, keep a track of that shit.

Very, Steve's very tricky. He's very tricky. He took a lap around. Okay, Michelle Pfeiffer was in

Into the Night with Jeff Goldblum. Mondo? He's going to Mondo. The Baxter? Who's in that?

Oh, Elizabeth Banks. Great job. Thank you. That was a nice Elizabeth Banks poll. But yeah, so I'm just going to call it because I'm already out anyway, so I don't know why I keep going. What did we miss?

40-year-old virgin, of course. Role model. Hunger Games catching fire. Mockingjay 1 and 2. I am Sam. She's in Brightburn? Yeah. Which one? She's the mom.

She's the mom. Elizabeth Banks'? Yeah. I haven't seen it. It's fine. Shush. We love James Gunn. Steve is our winner. Congratulations.

I think we're all winners. We're all winners. You won for Mondo. Come get your prizes, Mondo. Congratulations. Got a very heavy bottle yeah I'll sign the poster do you want everybody to sign it?

okay greedy we'll all sign this for you even though it's just only got my face on it but come on down here let's hear it for Mondo everybody there you go on down here. Let's hear it for Mondo, everybody. There you go.

Come get your... I didn't know what to expect, Mondo. Still not quite sure. Very nice to meet you. So there's the bag full of stuff. Be careful with that because it's kind of heavy and the bottom might drop out. And I didn't put this in the bag, this big bottle

because you know you're better off just walking down the street waving that around look what I've got everybody but congratulations did we all sign it? perfect beautiful and let's do some plugs.

What do you got to plug, Kate? Yeah, next Tuesday I'll be at Largo with a bunch of really cool singers. Inara George, who's an awesome singer-songwriter, wrote a musical about the birth control pill. And it's really awesome. It's the second time we're doing it at Largo on Tuesday the 18th.

Neat. And what are your social media handles? It's the second time we're doing it at Largo on Tuesday the 18th. Neat. And what are your social media handles? Just my name, at Kate Micucci, on Twitter and Instagram. No Facebook? Not really. I never go on there anymore. Am I supposed to?

I don't know. I don't mess with it, but I feel like I should. It seems dangerous. Well, it's always great to have you. Thanks for being here. It was fun. Thank you guys. Thank you for the future. These first timers, oh boy.

Randy Havens, you did a great job tonight. Thank you. Solid competitor. Thanks. Funny dude. What do you got to plug? Well, I'm a little show. It comes out July 4th.

It would really help me out a lot if you guys would watch it. It's called Stranger Things. It's released on July 4th. It's released on July 4th. I'm so excited. There's usually never an option other than like standing in a field watching fireworks and going ooh and ah I want to just stay at home

and stare at a phone and binge watch exciting television yeah that's what we all should do don't go out anymore guys and you don't want to plug Godzilla anymore yeah sure go see that too but again the monsters fight a lot.

So just keep that in mind. If you're not into fighting and you're more into logical discussions about the way that we should do things, it might not be the movie for you. What do you see? But if you're into violence and fighting, then... What do you see if you like a movie with monsters who get along?

Monsters University? Monsters Inc. I think probably would be about monsters that get along. They get along in Monsters Inc.? Yeah. I thought Steve Buscemi's monster didn't get along with Mike and Sully. Well, they still work together.

They have to work together. Okay, so they're workplace enemies. They might be a little like, Steve Buscemi's monster is a real jerk. But they're workplace enemies. So they might be a little like, oh, that Steve Buscemi monster's a real jerk. But they're not going to hit him. What about where the wild things are? Those are all friendly monsters. Yeah, I mean, they're a little scary,

but they do just talk and hang out with each other. All right, well, I'm going to come up with more and come at you later. The view. See, Steve came up with a great example of the scariest, scariest monsters. Wow. Steve, what do you got to plug, promote yourself?

The Amazing Jonathan doc is on YouTube. Always amazing. You can check it out. And I wrote and directed a feature film that'll come out early 2020 about my early years in stand-up called The Opening Act. Love it. Thank you for being here, dude.

Great job. Thank you. So fun. It's been a while. Thank you to our longtime home, UCB Franklin. I'm excited to say that they're doing the, UCB's doing the Dale Close Marathon towards the end of July. And I'm happy to say that we're going to do a douglas

movies episode during that so hopefully you guys could come out and please please please come to my show this sunday afternoon father's day in fort worth texas where people clearly care more about their fathers than they do about coming to my sticking and show. We need to turn that around. We've only got a few days to do it. One more time for all my guests. Kate McEuchie. Randy Havens. I already forgot his sexy last name.

Randy Havens and Steve Byrne, everybody. As always, positive energy. and Steve Byrne, everybody. As always, positive energy! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

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