Doug Loves Movies - Kumail Nanjiani, Leonard Maltin, Amy Miller and Erik Griffin guest

Episode Date: March 12, 2019

Live from Esther's Follies in Austin as part of SXSW, Doug welcomes Kumail Nanjiani, Leonard Maltin, Amy Miller and Erik Griffin to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, that was the worst. That's what happens when you're at a festival is some people get in they don't know what they're here for could be a TED talk you don't know what the shit's gonna happen but I think you're gonna have a good time

cause we're coming to you this is for the listeners of the podcast once again from Esther's Follies As part of South by Southwest In Austin, Texas How many of y'all live here in Austin? Applaud if you live in Austin Alright

This is about 7% I don't know most people in Austin tell me they don't even want to come downtown during this shit but you guys I appreciate you being here and it's Monday

shit it's Monday right? weird it's the weekend out there on 6th Street. 2019, March 11th. I know a lot of you have South by badges, but did you go to the trouble of bringing name tags? We got a great one in the front row that I saw on the Internet

and went, yikes, because it's Jed Wood, because your name is Jed, but then it's me over Johnny Depp's face, and I'd like to try to make that happen. And then, not me get over Johnny Depp's face, but I would like to star in a remake of Ed Wood. And then, what's this one? AJ Vengers? Infinity Whf?

Your last name is Worf? What? Oh, it's a reference to one of my jokes. Because that's what I do all day. I go, when are people going to make references to material I did 10 years ago? When are they going to bring it up so I can go, I don't know what the fuck you're talking

about, and then when they tell me, I feel like an asshole. Thanks a lot, Worf guy. What's your name? AJ. Now what's this over here? It's just a poster for the Kumail Ninjana. Johnny and Dave Bautista

have a movie coming out called Stuber, and it's going to play here at Work in Progress on Wednesday, and you're just holding have a movie coming out called Stuber. It's going to play here at Work in Progress on Wednesday. And you're just holding up a poster that... It's right there. What?

Your name is Stuber? No, Raphael. It's in the X. What? Your name is Raphael? Yeah. And it's on there? It's not there.

What the fuck are you trying... Why are you showing the audience that it's not there? What's happening? Alright, well, good luck, Raphael, and good luck to everybody. Because, you know, as you can see

by this stage design, four of you are going to be chosen tonight. You can hold up yourselves by badges if you want to, to have a chance, but I will tell my guests not to choose you. But comedians

are hard to tell what to do. Doug plugs. Doug Loves Movies is over at the State Theater, sometimes called Stateside, over on Congress here in Austin on Saturday at 7.30. I'm going to do a Twitter thing where

even if you don't have a badge, I'm going to try to put you on the list for that. So look for me to mention that on Twitter and then respond accordingly. I'm doing stand-up and Douglas movies in Indianapolis, Indiana on March 23rd and 24th at 4.20 at the brand new Helium Comedy Club,

which I'm sure will be a guest. Doug Loves Movies is back at UCB Franklin in Los Angeles on Tuesday, March 26th. For all my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com! That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah!

Come on! That was so much better than the first thing. You guys just needed to warm up or something. You just needed to, or everyone was just anticipating that one. They don't care about the song at the beginning. But holy shit, you guys, the prize bag. I brought a lot of good stuff

that I got from backstage in the green room. Some sun chips. Some, what is this shit about? Baked Cheetos? 50% less fat. Like, that's them admitting, we used to give you too much fat because I tasted these fuckers

and they taste the same. It's all processed, crazy bullshit you shouldn't put in your body and I hope that they sponsor my show. I want them to sponsor... Oh, there's a card that just promotes getting Doug with High, because, you know, I'm selling that show one person at a time. I was just in Tampa before going on back-to-back cruises

on the Norwegian Pearl, so I stole from the hotel room a book called Tampa Bay. I did a commercial for a company called Magical Butter. They're based in Florida, and they gave me shirts, so you get a Magical Butter shirt, a Douglas Movies t-shirt. I only enjoy movies about cows. And, uh, and movies. And, uh, a sippy cup that I got, I think this is when I saw

True West on Broadway with Paul Dano and, uh, is it Dano or Dano? And, uh, Ethan, is it Hakerhawk? And, uh, oh, some famous Amos cookies. Uh, you know, congrats, know congrats because famous i mean shit i fucked that joke up i was gonna make a heinous anus joke and then i've also gotten the prize bag i gotta set

all these prizes down it's such a bounty um i've got in the prize bag from the 311 crews, everywhere I turned, people gave me these beautiful, loving bracelets with positive messages, and they're amazing. But I got so many of them, I've only got so much wrist. So I'm going to put one or two of these in the prize bag, but then I'm also going to hurl them at audience members. Put your hand up if you want one, and maybe you'll catch it on your fingers. That guy caught it right in his hand.

Didn't get what I was driving at. That's okay. However way you can get it. What happened? Oh, shit. I gotta throw him farther. Alright, so this is boring to listen to, but, and also not that much fun throw them farther Alright, so This is boring to listen to And also not that much fun to be here for So uh

Let me get my fucking guests out here Yeah These fuckers No, it's a good lineup you guys Please give a big welcome Give it up for Eric Griffin Amy Miller, Leonard Maltin, and Kumail Nanjiani. Hi, guys. Hello.

How's it going? Hey. These chairs are tiny. Yeah, this is not good on my booty. It's not good on my booty. Well, well. Filling in for Kumail Nanjiani, it's Jesse Moulton! Yay! filling in for Kumail Nanjiani,

it's Jesse Maltin! Jesse, thank you so much for doing this because, you know, I have four seats and there's something more, you know, distracting than an empty seat, but Kumail Nanjiani is on his way. He's checking into his hotel. Not going to tell you which one because I know there's some stalking

motherfuckers out there. But you know which one. There's one hotel in this town. Every famous person stays there. It's not a secret. All right. It's the holiday end. My point is that Jesse is here

while we're waiting for Kumail to show up because she's a great sport and probably likes the game portion of the show the least, I'd imagine. I think I do. I'm more terrified of everything else. I think the game I'm less afraid of. Oh, well, perfect So we're gonna kick you out for that part

And we have you here for the part that you don't like. No I like that he hates the games. You're thinking of me. Oh hates the games. Yeah. Why are you on so much? I like you. Oh, okay. That's nice. I'll take it. Really, Doug mostly chose me because I look so much like Kumail. That's the main reason, is he said, I really need a Pakistani comedian who can get up there and do the job, and he has me. So, you know, we're both colorful, right?

Like, that's a thing. And we're both married to Emily V. Gordon. Wait, what? Yep. I did not know any of you were Mormons. That's interesting. Gotta keep the mystery alive, Doug. You can't know everything about me.

Okay. That's cool. But I would like to know more about Malton Fest. Oh, Malton Fest. We can tell you about that. We're doing our very own film festival. That's right. And we're doing it

May 10th through 12th at Sid Grauman's Historic Egyptian Theater on Hollywood Boulevard in the heart of Hollywood. And it's a festival of hidden gems. Films that flew under the radar that deserved an audience and didn't really find the audience they

should have had. And we're going to have wonderful guests, including Doug himself. Doug is our opening night. We have Doug opening night. I'm going to open this son of a gun. That's right. And we'll have authors doing book signings,

film books. Podcasts. Podcasts going on. Yeah. And the idea is we wanted to create community, Doug, where people can share these movies and enjoy them together on a big screen. And there's no bigger screen than the Egyptian. It's a wonderful place to see a movie.

Yeah, and it's just whenever I love a movie that doesn't seem to be loved by everybody, I just want to get a room full of people to watch it with and just be sitting there the whole time going, yep, I'm right. I just want to get a room full of people to watch it with. Exactly. And just be like sitting there the whole time, not, you know, going, yep,

I'm right. I'm right about this. And you know, who knows where we'll go from there. Cause they, they might tell two friends and you know, next thing you know, a lot of people might be catching up on a great movie,

but what can you say about the lineup? Is it like one of those things where it's always a secret? What's going to happen? Or do you say, we can tell you it like one of those things where it's always a secret what's going to happen? No, it won't be a secret for long. We can tell you two. One is exporting Raymond, which is Phil Rosenthal, the guy who created Everybody Loves Raymond. This is, thank you, sir.

That is, this is a documentary all about, there's got to be one. Well, I was going to say, obviously, he's the one guy that saw it, and you've got to get the rest of these people to see it. Exactly. I actually paid him, but let's not. No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine the rest of these people to see it. Exactly. I actually paid him but let's not. No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. I got it. No, so it's all about when they took, I didn't know because this is, how old is the doc now? Five or six years.

Some years. That when they were taking Everybody Loves Raymond they were not just, in some cases obviously they take the show and re-dub. In its case

they were re-casting. They actually re-created the show and redub. In its case, they were recasting. They actually recreated the show in Russia. So Phil Rosenthal trying to explain comedy to Russians is amazing. It's a very funny film. It's so good, and he's great. How do you say, oh, Marie, in Russian? That's right, I'm a premier impressionist. That's pretty much it.

And then we are showing The Death of Superman Lives, What Happened, which is John Schnapp's film. If you don't know who John Schnapp is. It's very Schnapper-vescent. I'm sorry. No, it's good. That name just says that. Schnapper-vescent. Schnapps. Oh, that's a beautiful thing. Yeah. He passed away. I'm going to drink some peach's good. That name just says that. Schneppervescent. Schneps.

Oh, that's a beautiful thing. Yeah, I'm going to drink some peach schneps any minute now. Oh, he's dead? Yeah, he's dead, honey. Oh, then this isn't fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't fun to have fun with the name Schneps when he's dead. Well, he was king of the sweaties.

That's his thing. What does that mean? The internet will tell you everything you need to know. Oh, okay. But basically, John Schnapp, beloved, passed away suddenly in July of last year during Comic-Con. And it really threw, you tell me about it, it really threw everybody for a loop. But this is his film about Kevin Smith's Superman film starring Nicolas Cage. It's all about that film and how it didn't happen.

Is this a documentary? The greatest film that never happened. It's a doc. So it's two documentaries that you guys are showing. Uh-huh. That's right. Oh, I got you. Okay.

Is there any movies that are like... No, absolutely not. No. No. Just... No. The unseen Ghostbusters 5. How many movies are you showing that weren't made by people who are dead?

Quite a few. Five? I think so, right? Quite a few. So how many films will people see over the course of the three days, including Mother's Day? So I assume you're showing Mother's Day. No, my mom's just going to get you drunk on Sunday. That's her activity.

She's very excited about it. Yes, she's going to host Mother's Day screening. Drunk with Alice. I like it. With mimosas. Okay, so how many movies are they going to see? I think it's going to be 10. We're checking certain prints to make sure they run.

Plus shorts and cartoons and fun stuff like that. All kinds. I love it. Maybe some old trailers? Yeah. Nice. It's like you know him, Doug. I do kind of.

It's just going to be, for us, it's mostly about getting everybody in one place in real life, not online, because God help us online, and enjoying movies together, which is what we love to do. And my dad always says the only thing people love more than watching movies is talking about them. So we want to do that, and we want it to be kind. Who says that? Roger E roger that guy right there oh let's just say but thank you for the nice yes yes and thank you for doing it and for having me participate in it and who how many people in the audience here live in los angeles i can't wait to see all three of you there.

We'll see you there. Yeah, all of you. You bet. I'll be there. Let's say hello to our other guests today, including, but not limited to, Amy Miller is here, everybody.

Yay, I live in Los Angeles. I'll be there. You better be there. Will you come out? Yeah, I'm going to come. We're be there. You better be there. Will you come out? Yeah, I'm going to come. We're going to do a Doug Lo's Movies during it. Maybe we'll have you be one of the guests. I'd love to.

I also love the movie that you're showing. Can I say? Well, you said it before. No, that's a secret still. Yeah, let him say it. Okay, you said it like three weeks ago on the podcast. I probably did, yeah. But, you know, Leonard doesn't listen to the podcast.

He was there. He was sitting right there when I said it. He listens to you every single day. It is adorable. Every day? I don't even put out that many shows. You have so many shows. It feels like it's every day.

Are you listening to the weed shows? Oh my God. He went all the way back to 2012. He's searching for references to him. Because they happen a lot on this show. Some people need more affirmation than others. Yeah. Well, we love you and we love Amy.

Amy, of course, finished in the poll I did recently on Twitter. Top 10 guests on the show. Oh, thank you guys. That was so sweet. People were really into you. R.I.P. R.I.P. R.I. Top 10 guests on the show. Oh, thank you guys. That was so sweet. People were really into you. R.I.P. R.I.P. Jacob Searoff. I think when they voted for you, though, they didn't know how much you hated

the games. No, I love the games. I'm just not good at them, and I like to be good at stuff. That's fair. I like that. Speaking of people who are good at stuff... Eric Griffin is here, everybody! Wait, if you think she's bad at the games, I am terrible at the games.

Well, this is going to be an even playing field if Kumail doesn't show up. It's going to be even harder when both our asses hurt so much right now. I can't get on to... I have an issue with gravity, and I can't even get on the chair, so I'm just leaning. There's a lot of ass up here right now. Leaning is safer. Well, I asked them for stools with backs,

because a lot of times they'll give you stools with no back, and it's a 90-minute show, and I don't feel comfortable sitting in something with no back, but the back of this is almost saying, hey, don't feel comfortable sitting in something with no back. But the back of this is almost saying, hey, don't lean against me. Because I'm so fucking small, your ass and your back are going to be confused and sad the whole time. And you're going to be slipping off the thing. And ironically, baby got backs, right?

Nothing? Hello? That's why I didn't make the top ten. You were so close, dude. I think you were a 12. They're not laughing, but I do feel like this chair is laughing at me. This just in. Kumail is walking

towards the venue. Yeah, of course. He's staying in Pflugerville. Where all the stars stay. Go out and greet him. Get out there. Get out there and bring him in on your shoulders. I never told anyone at any of the doors to get in here

that Kumail was coming. So it would be pretty awesome if they don't let him into the facility. But while we still have you here, Jessie, you always are seeing movies just like your dad, and you always have opinions. What was the last movie you saw? What was the last movie I saw?

Oh, shit. Hardball question. The problem is I watch so many movies. I'm that way, too. When people ask me I'm like I don't know What the fuck What do you want me to say

Here we just It's not a movie We just saw the new What We Do in the Shadows We watched the pilot for that How much of it Did they show It's so good

It's a pilot They showed the pilot episode And it's a half hour show Hour Hour Yeah 44 minutes That movie

What We Do in the Shadows Taika Waititi, he's amazing. And Jermaine Clement is awesome. And the movie, that movie is one of the most, that's one that should show at your festival. It's so good. Because it's very funny and also quite unseen. But now there's a series of it. Yep.

And you guys saw the pilot and it's great. It's so good. It's a lot of fun. It's really funny. And I have one of my good friends from school. When you go to a performing arts conservatory, you know that most of you are never going to see the light

of day ever again. But Harvey, Harvey Gahan, is the lead. Wait, let me interrupt for a second. At a performing arts school, you see the light of the day when you dance on the taxi cabs in the street. I saw the movie Fame and you are a liar.

I'm calling you out. They dance around at lunchtime. There's a lot of light coming in the windows. That absolutely happened though. And they dance and sing about hot tuna

or something. Yep. All right. We did that. Remember my name. But you don't recall the last movie you saw? Yes, the one that we watched

for our podcast. Oh, that's right, Sword of Truth. Oh. Lynn Shelton. Lynn Shelton's Sword of Truth with Marc Maron. She's a great director. He is. He emerged as a great actor.

I love him on GLOW. Yes. So I'm very excited to see him in a feature film where he plays probably even more of a loser than he did in GLOW. No. I mean, but also a loser than he did in Clow. No. I mean, but also a loser, so you're not...

He's kind of a conspiracy theory guy or something? He owns a pawn shop. Oh, okay. You're way off. He probably has no theories about anything if he owns a pawn shop. Probably keeps to himself. No, he owns a pawn shop, and he has an ex-girlfriend

who loves drugs too much. It owns a pawn shop, and he has an ex-girlfriend who loves drugs too much. It's a very... It's produced by one of the Duplass brothers, and it's a very Duplass-type movie. So not a whole lot happens, but it's a good movie. Because we had Mark. That's the most fucks we've ever had on our show. People are afraid to curse in front of him

because he's a dad, and he's just too cute, and nobody wants to say bad words. I'll fucking curse in front of him because he's a dad and he's just like too cute and nobody wants to say bad words. I'll fucking curse in front of Leonard. I don't give a shit. But Mark Maron is just... I am aware when I do it. I know I'm doing it and I feel naughty when I swear in front of him. I feel like it's like swearing in front of my parents.

I know. But also, he never swears, so that's what... But I think, didn't we get you to say a swear word one time on the show? I don't think so. What was it? I think we coerced you into saying it. Was it cunt? Yes.

That's definitely what it was. No, no. And when he finally said it, he was way too excited about it. Did you see the movie Douchebag? Did you ever see that film? Is there a comma in that question you just asked me? Did you ever see the movie Douchebag? Douchebag.

No. No, no punctuation in that sentence. Yes. I did not see that movie. He had it in his class and managed to not say the word douchebag the entire time. And we were all really disappointed.

Like, come on. As students, you could just see them. They were like... Did he just say cut wash the whole time? You should hear him at home, though. He curses like a sailor. It's just in front of you. This is sinking into the pod.

I love it. I love that he curses behind the scenes. He does? In between takes talking about Mickey Mouse. That's right. Leonard's a filthy mouse.

He's like, stop the fucking hammering. Do you remember I told you when he got home from seeing Inception. Do you remember I told you when he got home from seeing Inception? Do you remember I told you what he said? I do not remember, but I'm very excited about the rest of this.

This is what happens when you work with your family. This is what happens, buddy. He clearly doesn't want you to say it. No. He said, what a fucking piece of prudentious bullshit is what he said. Wow, Leonard.

Wow. It's so ironic you guys are putting on a film festival. And Leonard's phone just went off in his pocket. I think he got fired from something. Yeah. Is everything good? You okay? Everything's fine. You know I'm going to have Kumail do the same thing. Oh, dear. Is everything good? You okay?

Everything's fine. All right, cool. You know I'm going to have Kamel do the same thing. I'm going to make sure that he says all of this in front of you, too. Well, quick impression. This is the soundtrack for the movie Inception. Bwa! Yeah, that guy loves horns, doesn't he?

Yeah, he just loves the fucking loud, like, what's happening? Is the game about to start? What was the last movie you saw at Griffin? I just saw Captain Marvel. And I really enjoyed it, actually. Yay, Captain Marvel. I enjoyed it. Yeah, she's

a great actress, is what it is. Yeah, she's great. I can't wait to see her interact with what's his name, Robert Downey in the next one. Oh, yeah, that would be good. Because they got a great actress. Yeah, she's great. I can't wait to see her interact with, what's his name, Robert Downey in the next one. Oh, yeah. That's going to be good. Because they got a good thing, I think. Yeah. All right.

I haven't seen it yet, but I hear her and Sam Jackson have a real good chemistry. It's great. It's a sweet little movie, right? Sam Jackson, every time you see him, is he like that special effect where he's younger? Yeah, but it's like... That shit creeps me out. I almost feel like his wig, I almost feel like his wig throughout the movie was slowly

coming up. It was really weird, but it was, they had really nice moments. I thought it was a great performance other than it being a superhero movie.

And she's very believable. Like, you believe her, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So I thought it was great. And they never call her Captain Marvel once in the entire movie.

They don't call the people any of those names, the superhero names. That's true. They're like, get over here, Iron Man. Yeah, they always go Tony. They never, you know, or Steve. They never say Captain America. When did they ever say Captain America?

They call him Cap. Yeah, well, okay. That's my favorite. And they don't say Captain America. No, they don't. No, they don't. My favorite moment in Infinity War is when Groot and Captain America meet, and Groot is like, I am Groot.

And Captain America goes, I'm Steve Rogers. Oh, no. So goddamn funny. I like that. And, of course, Steve Rogers and Chris Evans had the legendary Douglas Movies appearance with Leonard Maltin, where we were playing the Leonard Maltin game and he said to Leonard Maltin,

name it bitch. He said, name that shit bitch. Oh, shit. He threw a shit in too. I was in the audience and I loved every moment. Cap would not approve of that kind of language. Is he here? Neither do I. Jesse's so excited to get out of here. Let's hear it for Jesse Maltin.

Yay! Thank you, Jesse. Let's hear it for Jesse Malton. Yay! Thank you, Jesse. And let's welcome Kumail Nanjiani! Thank you. Kumail's going to fit so well on this little seat. Yeah.

What? They were talking so much shit about you. Sit your tiny ass down. Are you comfortable in this? Because there's a lot of big asses over here. We can't fit in it that good. I don't know. I haven't gotten.

Yeah, I feel okay. Good for you. I feel like I'm walking into a bunch of in-jokes already. How are you? Good? I'm fine, thanks. I love that badge. I'm walking into a bunch of in-jokes already. How are you? Good? I'm fine, thanks. I love that badge. I'm coming in hot.

Yeah, you're ready. I'm not at the energy that everybody else is at. What was your travel like? You just walked here. Did anybody stop you on the street, or did they not recognize you with all the beard? And those muscles okay tone it down I feel good and bad at the same time I got stopped a couple

times yeah yeah that's what's gonna people are nice though all right thank you yeah I walked over what are are you drinking? Just Diet Coke. Oh, okay. I'm drinking an and Diet Coke. So you probably put some water in there or something? Cut that Diet Coke taste. Hey, listen, Kumail, is this too hard of a question for you right out of the gate? Have you seen any, what was like the last movie you saw?

Should I give you this? Oh, we haven't done that part yet. Okay. Yes. I haven't seen a movie in a while. I saw, the last thing I saw, I was trying to think of this, I saw the Oscar animated shorts, all the nominated animated shorts. Oh, you sat and watched them in one sitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I watched them all. Except for one. It was kind of emotionally rough, right? It was all like parents and children, man. Shit's hard. They die. Spoiler alert. In the cartoons?

Everybody's parents die. And there was Lion King. Yeah, but at the end, or if they're alive, they don't remember who you are anymore. That's one. Well, the one that won Best Animated Short, Bao, is about how

you know, at some point you're going to have to eat your child. It's very strange. Very strange. What's the pitch for those cartoons? Right? I mean, Pixar,

they just have to go, we're going to make this come to life. And everyone goes, okay. You know what I mean? The one before that was like volcanoes.

We're going to have volcanoes that fall in love with each other. People are going to cry at the end. And then, yeah, now we're going to have a...

This sounds like Notebook meets Lion King right here. Every one of the Pixar shorts is like, you're going to cry at the end. It's going to be a talking lamp, it'll be alive, and then at the end, you're going to fucking cry. Except for that, there was that one Piper

that was just about a little bird running up and down on the beach that had no fucking point. It wasn't about life or death. I mean, I guess it was about life, but, you know... Which one was that? I think it was called Piper It was about a little bird Running around on the beach

It was very Yeah it was very The animation was super realistic Hyper realistic It was very cute But when it was over I went what just happened? What's the one

Is that a Pixar one Where there's a bird that can't fly So it's like It rigs can't fly So it's like It rigs an elaborate system So it can like Feel what it feels like To fly And then

And then it dies And you cry Do you know that one? Does somebody think They know it? What it is? The saddest cartoon Is it Birdman?

Full title Full title, Amy. A one-shot cartoon? I would love that. Someone really knows it? A cartoon in one take. That would be way easier. I could do a one-shot. Well, I can't do any cartoons, but if I could do a cartoon, I could do a whole thing

in one shot. It's a big flip book. Did I ask you yet, Amy, what movie you saw? Last movie you saw? No, you haven't. And I saw

Isn't It Romantic? Okay. Perfect. Obviously not an audience favorite, but can you encourage people to go to it? Yeah, tell us. Did you enjoy it?

Isn't it? I loved it. I thought it was fun. I enjoyed it. I thought Adam Devine was your buddy. So sweet in it. Like, oh, I fell in love with him. Do I want a fat girl to fall in love

without hitting her head or living in some sort of alternate universe at some point? Yes. Or not 90 Day Fiance. Yeah. Or like losing the weight and having a revenge fantasy. Yeah, like we're out here.

We love people. We're fucking. We have jobs. We're funny. But baby steps, you know. Baby, big fat baby steps. We'll get there. But yeah, it was really there. I love Amy Schumer

but that she has to fucking hit her head to decide to be pretty. It's the weirdest storyline. Rebel Wilson also hits her head. She hits her fucking head? Wait, who hits her head? Rebel Wilson and Isn't It Romantic. Oh, so it is another head hitting movie. Yes. I thought you were saying it wasn't.

That's why she's sick of them. You know what? Punch me out right now. Punch me as hard as you can I'm so beautiful I mean the big sick was also about a head injury I mean it's a funny joke but it wasn't It was about a disease called the Delta Onset Stills disease which is an autoimmune

disease that they don't they don't know much about but they're they're figuring it out it's funny in retrospect later it was funny yeah

and when it was happening I wasn't like this was one of the most hilarious comas I've seen one of your more funny comas the big sick

is so great and so rewatchable, but even as many times as I've seen it, I don't recall anybody ever saying the words, the Big Sick. It's just sort of... No, there is. When the doctor gives the diagnosis, she says, I have bad news.

She has the Big Sick. She says that? No. What are you talking about? I was right and you convinced me I was wrong? You think

a medical doctor would be like, son of a bitch. I have bad news. It's the big sick. There's no, we need the big medicine. All right.

So your new movie, Stuber, is about a man who gets a diagnosis that he has cancer, and then what happens? It's a... Well, it is another movie where I play an Uber driver with someone who has a medical condition.

Oh, really? Yeah, I only do that now. The basic premise is Dave Bautista, who plays Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy, and he's a big wrestler man. He's a big man. He's strong. He's strong.

He can stand so still that he's invisible. That's him. He gets in town tomorrow. He is a cop who's been after the bad guy for a long time, and nobody believes him anymore. And so he gets LASIK surgery and he gets the call and he's off the case and he can't call for help

so he calls an Uber driver and sort of, I'm the Uber driver and he sort of forces me to go on the chase for, get this murderer. Because he can't see for like 24 hours because of LASIK? Yeah. I love that. Yeah. It's funny. Does he complain about how irritated his eyes are for like 24 hours because of LASIK. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. It's funny. Does he complain about how irritated his eyes are in those 24 hours?

Because it feels like there's pebbles in your eyes. He talks about his eyes a lot. Okay, good. We had to cut a lot of it out because, you know, at some point people get it. We hit that hard. Let me guess, your eyes hurt? Yeah. I was like, Dave, I don't know if you have to start every sentence.

My eyes hurt. Let's go get this guy. My eyes hurt. I'm hungry. Did Dave teach you how to get those big muscles? Amy. I think I did hit her in the head. I did actually ask him what his routine was. I knew it! No, I didn't.

I just want to know, because he's so big. He's a very, he's a beautiful man. He is. Yeah, but stay, you're good where you're at. No, I'm going to get big like him. Don't Joe Piscopo on us. I promise you I am going to. I am making you a promise, Doug,

that this year I'm going to be like Joe Piscopo. I promise you. What's your next project that will fit? No, they're going to have to CG me down. It's Silicon Valley is my next project that will fit? No, they're going to have to CG me down. It's Silicon Valley is my next project. Oh no, Dinesh got really

pumped. That fucking beefed up. I'd love that storyline. Yeah. Yeah, I'd watch that.

That'd be good. You're just beating everybody up, take it over. I think he'd still be an underconfident

little shit. Oh, I just got be an underconfident little shit. Oh, I just got a text. Kumail is here. Was it from that guy in the second row? Because he's been texting for a while. Oh, shit. Spots dead! It's okay.

That's okay. What's happening? Is it a medical emergency? Is it work? It's probably work Yeah, it's Monday What's your work? He's got to write a review of this show

I think the review just got worse He's live tweeting this show I work for a security software company We're not really interested I wanted to know I did too Tell us Security software company? We're not really interested. I wanted to know. I did too. Tell us, security software company?

By we, I meant the host of the show doesn't care. Is it Norton Antivirus? That guy's in trouble, right? Do you work for that guy who shits on tables? Wait,

who's that guy? Oh, now you're interested. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody's shitting. Tell me all about it. Doug, you haven't seen that McAfee documentary? No.

Oh, you would love it. It's called Gringo, right? Yeah. Oh, Gringo? That McAfee billionaire dude, he like shits on ladies. It's a whole thing. He lives in Belize. Yeah, he McAfee billionaire dude, he like shits on ladies. It's a whole thing. He lives in Belize. Yeah, he's been in trouble. He runs for president

a lot. It's a crazy documentary. President of Belize? It's on Hulu, I think. But like, yeah, he made that security software like in the 90s. And he just likes to shit on tables. Yeah. But with a lady under it.

But also, nobody points out how polite that is. Some guys just want to shit directly on the person, so this person puts a table in between. I assume these are see-through glass tables. Here's the real story. That'd be weird if it was just a regular table.

If it was just a wooden table. Can you be under this table while I shit on it? I don't want you to be too involved. I'm shitting on the table. You can't see, but take my word for it. I'm going to run for president. It's actually a pool table, which is weird. A pool table?

Does he go in all the holes? Yeah, it's a corner pocket. Do you guys want to know? No, we want to keep riffing. No, who's next? Who's next? He also likes... He mostly likes when the ladies shit on him.

Wait, I'm sorry, please. Wow, look at all the perverts. Look at all the guys here. And he will be on the next presidential ballot. You can vote for John McAfee. John? Yes, thank you. Whoa, that was really quick. And he will be on the next presidential ballot. You can vote for John McAfee. John? Yes. Yes, thank you.

Whoa, that was really quick. He's got a t-shirt on. I'm voting for John McAfee. Yeah, you should see that movie, Doug. I'm surprised you would like it. I'm in. I'm in. I will totally check it out.

You know, probably not. But maybe. It's just... Who knows security software could get us from there to shitting so fast. Is it a big, like, reveal in the movie that he shits on tables?

Or is that like... No, that's like the middle of the... Like, way more crazy stuff happens. I open with the shit, right? Yeah. Then work backwards. Yeah. Yeah, like Memento, right? Yeah. Then work backwards? Yeah. Yeah, like memento.

Yeah. Isn't it fun that the audience that comes to Douglas Movies gets jokes about movies? I know. Like in a club,

that would be like, people would be like, what? Have you seen movies here already? Who are you talking to? Him. That was for the listeners.

Oh, Mr. Maltin. Very few. We just talked about Sword of Trust, Lynn Shelton's film with Mark Maron, which is very good. Right. And Gillian Bell, very good. Don't start with Mark Maron and Kumail.

They have a thing. They're not. Good news, bad news, directed by Lynn Shelton. Bad news, Mark Maron. Mark Maron's in it. they have a thing they don't they're not Good News Bad News directed by Lynn Shelton Bad News Mark Maron Mark Maron's in it and we saw the the pilot episode

of Things We Do in the Dark oh how is that very good yeah those guys are funny wait in the shadows or the dark

in the shadows you know they can move from the shadows to the dark yes I always get that title wrong I'm consistently I have a metal block

about that title. Well, just remember that Bane says... That's the worst segue. Bane says, come out of the shadows. I feel like you can't... So does that movie.

You're not great at the impression of yourself doing a character. I can't even do me doing Babe. That's how bad it is. All right, so... Wait, are they showing Detective Pikachu here?

I'm not sure. What? You were so excited about not knowing. You were like, I'm not sure. When does that poster say Detective Pikachu's coming out? Does it say? Have you looked at it?

It's the first time he's seen it. It's in your hands. What does it say at the bottom? I taped over it. Oh. I bet you the release date's on there. May 10th. Oh, same weekend as

Maltin Fest in Los Angeles, right? That's right. Nice segue, Amy. I'm trying to get a hosting gig. That was terrific. All right, let's start with you, Amy. We've got to get through this quickly. What do you have for the prize bank?

Oh, okay. Oh, it fell. Thank you. Oh, God, what a relief. I can feel blood in my ass again. I don't mean like... Okay, oh, it fell. Thank you. Oh, God, what a relief. I can feel blood in my ass again. I don't mean like, okay, that was... You can stand the rest of the time if you prefer. Too much ass talk.

Okay, so I got a couple Austin trinkets. I got this shot glass that says English to Texan translation. You know, it's a little guide, so there's like a gun, and it says security system and then there's a cowboy hat and it says sunblock. It's funny. It says security system?

Yeah. I thought it was, you were doing a, but it's not? No, I don't do callbacks. Okay. And then I got this Texas license plate

that says Doug. You have to get her on the phone the first try. Right. She forwards all And then I got this Texas license plate that says Doug. You have to get her on the phone the first try. Right. She forwards all her calls. I do star 69 in three-way calls, and that's it. And then I brought one of my limited edition pillowcases. Yay, pillowcase.

That says, I'm sleeping with Amy Miller yeah whoever wins that put your baby or your pet on it and take a picture of it yeah put it

on the internet like to see your doggy sleep when someone sends me a full grown man sleeping on it it does feel weird

so you could keep it to babies and dogs yeah just pets and babies do you get a lot of full grown men sleeping on it? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they buy them all the time. I sold out for a while, and this truck driver was like, what happened to the pillowcases? And I was like, oh, sorry. And then he was like, I have two already, but I need two more. He really likes to bulk up for something to sit on while he's driving. He's one of my serious XM fans. God bless him.

Alright, now Eric Griffin, you came to Austin, you know. I just got here. I sprung you with you know, when I wrote to you this afternoon and said bring something for the prize bag, you were like, what? And so I understood that and I said it could be anything for the prize bag. You were like, what? And so I understood that, and I said, it could be anything

for the prize bag. So what did you come up with? A 10-second hug. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. The winner tonight is going to get 10 seconds uninterrupted.

Hopefully we can do it while the show's still going. Yeah. But maybe immediately. Is that the first? Don't look at me like that. Maybe immediately after. You know you want this hug.

Come here. I recommend the hug. It's a good hug. Scientifically, 10 seconds. I think it might have happened before. You know, because people do forget to bring something in. And a hug is...

You can't forget. A hug is the greatest gift you can give, especially when the recipient doesn't want it. Oh, speaking of Pixar. Oh, snappage. Loved it. Ten seconds is the time that you need to transfer oxytocin, so that's perfect.

That's exactly what I think. That means if you hug that person a little bit longer than ten seconds, they could fall in love with you. What is oxytocin? It's like the love chemical in your brain. All right, guys. So if you get a chance to hug a woman, don't let go after 10 seconds. Stick around for that extra couple of seconds and get her locked in.

Yeah. Get that oxytocin in her. Does it start bad? No, stop, stop, stop. I love you. Just give it four more seconds. Why'd you fall in love with that guy? Oh, I was on oxy.

He hugged me for a dozen seconds. Might have been 13, because he's a baker. Well played, sir. Well played. Speaking of playing Did we Oh, prize bag, Kumail

I'm giving out a 12 second hug Yes This isn't a Price is Right No, that would be Going over would be bad Hugs and drugs I just got to the hotel and ran over So all I got was the most expensive item they had.

Oh, I like it. Which is this chocolate. Whoa, that's in your room? Yeah, but not anymore. At the Holiday Inn? Here you go. That's where I told them you're staying, the Holiday Inn. Just to be cool.

It looks good. I kind of want to keep it. Yeah, keep it. Okay. What'd you bring, Leonard? Well, at the risk of being redundant, I brought my Redundant? Who wouldn't want a copy of your book from you? Yeah

My latest book called Hooked on Hollywood Discoveries from a Lifetime of Film Fandom And I'd be happy to sign it to whoever wins it. Yeah. I want to win now. All right. I was going to say, just write something generic in there,

like, congratulations, winner. But, you know, making it personal is very nice of you, and so we'll do that, and maybe Camille will sign this chocolate, and Amy will sign her pillowcase. And he'll sign a marriage certificate. On fire! You did come in hot

but now is the serious part of the proceedings because I'm going to say let the games begin! Some people brought name tags. It's difficult when you're at a festival to bring a good name tag, so there's not a lot to choose from.

I told people they could show you their name tags from the festival, their badges, but I also want you to not accept them. I want you to pick somebody that made some effort. Leonard's already chosen somebody. Since that guy looks like Eric's son, he picked it.

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now back to the show. All right, we're back. Damn, that was fast. I talk fast. You don't have to give it to me. You can hang on to it for a second. Who are you playing for there, Amy? I'm playing for, oh, well, is your name also Amy? It is.

Chasing Amy. Nice. It's not a good name tag for the listeners at home. Really phoned it in. I do like that you're an adult woman who owns stickers, but... I'd be honestly, I'd be impressed if she made that over the phone. There's no shithead on it, so I don't know. We're not doing those anymore anyway.

You're not? I saw you like three weeks ago. Yeah, it's amazing how time will pass. I miss the meetings. Things will happen. Yeah, we got a whole new direction. You'll hear the closing line later in the show. Alright. What do you got, Eric? Is that the

name there? That's your name? AJ. Your name's AJ. You got the AJ Avengers guy. Avengers. Yeah. AJ Avengers. I like that. Who's that? Oh, Martha Kelly?

That's a really interesting poster. It's also got a reference to one of my old jokes. Yeah. Chris Q is Martha Kelly. Is that Todd Glass? Yeah. That's cute. Todd Glass.

You know, you guess who's going to be here sometimes. James Adomian. Yeah. Seems like one audience member knew exactly who would be here tonight. Who are you playing for, Kamil? I am playing for Rafael. Yes. Who wrote that?

Did he write that somewhere on the Stuber poster? Yeah, well, he took the R of Stuber and he just wrote Rafael under it. If you could see. It's so little effort, he didn't even write his full name. Somebody gave him the first letter.

Stuber Raphael. And so come see this movie too. When is it in theaters? It's here Wednesday night but when is it going to open? It's in July 12th. So it's still

a few months away. But that's a perfect release date. It's a good release date, I think. Oh, because it's summertime. Yeah. Sorry, I just said it. I just want to say something positive.

Who are you playing for, Leonard? Well, I'm playing for Jed Findlay. Is that your name? Yeah. Well, I couldn't resist. It's Doug Benson in Jed Wood. That's a great one. Good for you.

And I didn't even notice when I grabbed this wonderful poster that I'm on it. You're on it! Yeah! And I'm on it next to Bob Hope. Wait a second. Why are you so insulted by Bob Hope? I'm pretty sure that's Matt Besser. That's Matt Besser. That's Matt Besser.

It's Matt Besser and Todd Glass. But I will say in that picture, he looks a lot like Bob Hope. He does. He really does. Take a look. Okay. He does have a weird

wig on in that picture. Yes, he does. I will give you that. It looks like maybe Bob Hope was probably in like Road to Philadelphia or something and he had

like a powdered wig. You're all being very generous. I appreciate it. It really does look like Bob Hope. All right. Good job.

So. You're all being very generous. I appreciate it. It really does look like Bob. All right, good job. So, uh... No one picked me. I had a great sign. No one picked me. This is bullshit. This is bullshit. I'm going to go see a movie. Paul Scheer, everybody.

You never know who's gonna drop by Esther's Esther's Follies even in the off season when they're doing their Follies, Paul Shearer will just jump in it's fun what's your next thing Paul?

what do you mean you're just hanging out here I'm just here promoting my hit showtime show Black Monday no big deal Sundays 10pm Black Monday

he's great in the title role it's a is Don Cheadle's name Monday in that movie? No. Yeah, his name's Jonathan Monday.

Is it? No. You believe everything he says. Yeah. Camille, I will say one spoiler. I will say one spoiler.

In the movie Stupor, we do say the name of the movie. It is one of those movies where we say the name of the movie. I love those because then you clap and stand up maybe. What?

And it's, your character's name is Stu. Yep. And you drive an Uber. Correct. So it's called Stuber. That's awesome. I really, when you first told me the title, I just assumed it was like you or the other characters' last name,

you know, like it's named after somebody. So it's fun. It is a last name, yeah. What? Stuber is a pretty common last name. So I was just saying it's a good assumption. Yeah, you know all those Stubers we all know? You know a Stuber, right?

Does anyone? The North Carolina Stubers. Who knows a person with the last name Stuber? What's their first name? Ryan. Oh my God, you guys know the same person? You guys both said name? Ryan Oh my god You guys know the same person You guys both said Ryan? Mike

Mike Mike Stuber What the fuck What kind of parents don't Just It's handed to you Just call him Stu Stuber Stu

Stu Stuber Yeah If I was a woman My name would have been Nancy Nanjiani That's an awesome name That is a good name Stu Stuber. Yeah. If I was a woman, my name would have been Nancy Nanjiani. That's an awesome name. That is a good name.

Why did they name you Kumail? Doesn't have nearly the ring as Nancy Nanjiani. It's almost like two different words. All right, we're going to play some games, starting with a little thing I like to call Doug Loves Musicals. Yeah. I'll name the songs from a movie musical, and the first one on stage,

no audience guessing, the first person on stage with the correct title is the winner. Just guess as often as you like. Do we have to say our name first to ring in? No, just guess. How many times have you been on this show? You're so polite.

Sorry, Doug. These are all movies, right? Movies. Movies. No, they're all songs. That's right. Camille, don't fuck with your opponents. Can't say Empire?

I'm never going to get this. This is songs from one specific movie musical. Starting with a song called Sparkling Diamonds. And then there's a song... Moulin Rouge? That is correct. Oh my.

Don't act like you didn't. She was primed for that. I just was ready. How did you do that? Do you like that movie? I listen to that soundtrack once a week. For the last 20 years. When was I in college?

20 years? When was I in college? Who will go to the movies? Doesn't Ewan McGregor have an amazing singing voice? He does. It's so good. He sings beautifully. Why the fuck is he talking in movies? Come what may.

Okay. Can I say the fact that you listen to it once a week, it still took you like a Okay. Can I say, the fact that you listen to it once a week, it still took you like a good 30 seconds to say it. We could still be here an hour, wouldn't guess that one. I doubt myself a lot, Camille.

Here we go. Because I'm a woman in America, okay? Here we go. Wow, you... How does that song go? Sparkling Diamonds? That's the one I always skip. I think it's one of the ones that Jim Broadbent sings, so I'm not that into it.

Yeah, they also have... The diamonds really are a theme through the whole thing. There's a song called Diamond Dogs, which I think is a Bowie song. And then there's Hindi Sad Diamonds is another song. What is that? I don't know. There's like some ill-placed Bollywood moments in that movie. Yeah, I bet you another one is Elephant Love Medley.

That one is really good. It's just a mashup of different love songs. Oh, okay. And then there's Lady Marmalade is in that, of course, or Marmalade. And then there's also a song called Moulin Rouge, nature boy. Nature boy. Yeah, yeah. No, the song is nature boy.

Yeah, but for some reason they put a Moulin Rouge in front of it. How does the song Nature Boy go? Nat King Cole had a big hit record on it. Nature Boy! You were born a silly girl. Nature Boy.

I don't know it. Is it good? I took a swing, but I missed. Alright, Amy won that game She gets to go first in the next game Back by popular demand It's Goo Goo or Gaga

I'm going to name a movie I'll go to you individually Starting with Amy and then we'll go to Eric I'll tell you the movie And you tell me if it's got a song on the soundtrack by the Goo Goo Dolls. Or the Gaga Dolls. Or Lady Gaga. Oh, shit. I am so screwed.

This seems pretty easy. Or neither easy Or neither Or neither Neither is bullshit dude You gotta pull that neither shit If the first guess is wrong If Amy gets it wrong Then it goes to Eric

And he's gotta narrow it down to two And if Eric gets it wrong It goes to Kumail And he's gotta narrow it down to one answer And yet people come on this show and still miss when they're third in this game. So don't do that, you guys. Be cool. All right, Amy.

Goo-goo or ga-ga or neither? Goo-goo ga-ga. You see where I'm coming from. Is it goo-go Google Or is it Gaga Gaga No tell me something, girl That was really good. Sorry.

Tell me something, goo. Oh, but when this hurts. Are you covered in spoo? All right. I know, I said it right next to Leonard Maltin. Alright. He hates it when people say Spoo.

Amy, Spoo. Amy, The Internship. Starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Oh, shit. No one saw that one. That should be at your film festival.

I saw that one. I auditioned for that one. Oh, were you up for the part of the guy that goes, Google? Yes, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it, what's, is it, is Asif that goes, Google? Yes, I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it, is Asif Manvi in it? Yes, yes. He plays the part, and every time he says Google, I love it,

because he just really lays into it, Google. I would have loved you more, though. Thank you so much. I will tell you the story. I was outside, and I heard them in there with the director, and they're laughing so hard they can't breathe. And then the door opens and Asif walks out. And he's a very nice guy.

He walks out and I'm like, fuck, now I gotta go in. And I go in. And I worked really hard on this audition. I was very nervous. I did it once. And I was like, can I do it again? And the director said, no, I think we got it. Yeah, we got it when Asif was in here. Yeah, we should have. And then, you know, that movie went on to be a big hit, so. Yeah we got it When Asif was in here Yeah Yeah We should've

And then you know That movie went on To be a big hit So Yeah if you get a chance Google it Yeah Google

How were you saying Google? Me? Oh me? Yeah how did you do Oh in your audition You probably didn't say it funny I think that's when I fucked up I was just saying Google

Yeah That's the problem I mean come on He went in there Yeah, how did you do in your audition? I think that's where I fucked up. I was just saying Google. That's the problem. I mean, come on! He went in there with Google and they fell on the floor. They loved it so much. And I'm going to say Goo Goo. Doug? Incorrect.

Eric, is it Gaga or Neither on the soundtrack of The Internship? Probably neither. I'm going neither. Neither is also wrong. All right, Lady Gaga. See what's happening, Kumail? Lady Gaga had a song on that, I remember. She auditioned right after me.

And I walked out and I was like, tough room, lady. You can go go home. And they were like, Gaga, say Google. Google, Gaga, say Google. Yeah, Lady Google, Gaga. Camille is correct. Camille has one point. Well earned.

We're playing to 50 points. Here we go. I got to get on the board. Jesus. Leonard, I don't know if you had to sit through this or not, but what do you think is in the movie Fred Claus? Goo Goo Gaga or neither? I think that's old enough that I'm going to say neither.

You're correct enough that I'm going to say neither. You're correct enough that I'm going to say yes. Leonard is on the board. Back to you, Amy. It's pre-Gaga. Uh-huh. And maybe just before Goo Goo? I don't know. No way.

Goo Goo's been on. Can you say that sentence again? No. Can you say that sentence again? No. Pre-Gaga. Why don't you talk much? Well, I'm pre-Gugu.

Whose turn is it? Mine. Amy, Wedding Crashers. Goo Goo. No. Eric? Fuck. No.

Kumail? I'm going to say neither. Neither is correct. Yes! On the board. Eat it. Eric is on the board. This is correct. On the board. Eat it. Eric is on the board. This is exciting. We're all on the board one.

No, you're not. Kumail? Does her first thing not count? Amy's not in yet. I didn't get a point for Moulin Rouge. No, that was the earlier game. This is why I hate the games. I do have one point from earlier.

You don't have shit from earlier. What do you mean earlier? You won the first game. That just means you got to go first in this game, and then you blew it. I'm so mad about what you said about the games earlier. All right. Whose turn is it?

Me. Okay, Camille. Shrek Forever After. Oh. Trick question. That movie doesn't exist. A.K.A. Shrek 4. Shrek Forever After.

Because you didn't hear donkey enough. Donkey. Donkey. You know, I'm going to go with my gut on this one. I'm going to go with Goo Goo Dolls. No. Leonard. Lady Gaga. No.

Amy. Neither. That's right. Now I'm going to have a point. Now Amy's on the board. That's right. Now I'm getting a point. Now Amy's on the board. This is unfair. Now I have to. It doesn't make any sense.

I'm one out of three now. Eric. Mm-hmm. Goo Goo Gaga or neither. Puss in Boots. Puss. Gaga. That's right.

Anything that got puss in it, I know. And you're going to hug someone for ten seconds? Full crotch, dude. A lot of people here are badge holders, but Eric's a badge holder. One day I'll be president. Kumail, Mother's Day. The motion picture is Mother's Day.

Okay, Mother's Day. I'll be in Denver on Mother's Day, by the way. I just did look up this movie recently for reasons I can't remember. Bradley Cooper is in it. Okay, okay. Yes, Bradley Cooper is in it. I thought he was in Valentine's Day. Which one came out first, Mother's Day or Valentine's Day?

Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day came out first? Yeah. All right. I'll sit back down. Lady Gaga has a song in Mother's Day. No. Leonard? Neither.

Goo Goo or neither? Neither. That's right. You're going to lose to him. This is exciting. This is so exciting. The suspense is just tremendous. It's amazing.

Leonard, it's Amy's turn. Amy? Yes, Doug? Mother's Day. New Year's Eve. Goo Goo! That's right. Finally.

What do you mean finally? You already had one point. That's the first Goo Goo. Oh. Is it? Everyone's got two except for me. No, Eric did. You got two.

Made by amazing, incredible Austin, Texas filmmaker Richard Linklater. The motion picture Boyhood. Boyhood? Yeah. Have you not heard of this movie?

Isn't that the one? No, it's so good, Eric. They filmed it over 25 years. Yeah, you should see it. 12 years, yeah. But both those bands have been around. Why are you trying to get in my head? I'm going to say Goo Goo.

I'm going to say No No. I'm going to say Gaga. That's right. Yes! You tricked me. We've got a four way tie The next right answer wins this game And then what do they get? Nothing but getting to go first in the last game

So it's no big deal Leonard The motion picture is called City of Angels. I know this one! I know this one! Soon as you said the name of the movie. That's unfair.

I've seen this movie. It's a remake of Wings of Desire, a Vin Vendor's movie. The... And that's a great soundtrack. Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan. Wings of Desire. What do you got? That is an excellent soundtrack.

You know Wings of Desire. He just passed away. Who did? Bruno Gans. Bruno Mars passed away? That's breaking news. Wings of Desire. It's a beautiful movie,

but it's so weird that Peter Fogg plays himself and he's an angel and people call him Columbo. That's my memory of it. The securities guy is texting again.

Just one more thing. One more thing I want to ask. I have a question. If you're a security software guy and you're texting and it's important, but it should be more important that you're,

you're not either taking, you're not taking your job seriously enough, isn't it? When people hire you, when your client, let me finish. Is it,

is the assumption that, oh, I'll pay this guy and when he can he'll like make sure my shit is secure the second row of a comedy show

so whenever there's a lull I know my shit is safe if there's no movie podcast happening my website's good like you don't go to a movie during South by at, like, Alamo Drafthouse

and then get on your phone, because they'll kick you out. We can't kick you out of Vestor's, because this place is nice. Hey, Drafthouse is awesome. And by nice, I mean friendly. Drafthouse is great. I mean, Drafthouse is awesome. I love that policy. I love that people can't get on their phone.

So you know what this means? Because of the way you've set this game up, it is impossible for me at this point to win the game. Yeah, just this game. You could still take down the whole thing. But I know the answer, too. You're not the only one who's seen City of Angels. It's an easy one, but let's see what Leonard's got to say.

I modeled my haircut after Meg's in that movie. Oh, she looks good in that movie. Thank you. What's your guess, Leonard? Goo Goo. Correct. That's correct. Yeah, that was like,

that was a big hit for them, that song and that movie and it also like, I think that helped that movie to make more money than it would have. That's a great soundtrack. It's a good soundtrack.

Alanis Morissette is on there. It's a good song. I mean, and that song on that, the Goo Goo Doll song is a bop.

That's a banger. It's a banger? It's a good song. I don't know if it's a banger. Oh man, that song. Did you say bang her?

No. That song slaps. That's what they're saying now? A song slaps? That song. Oh, yeah. Think slap. I did not.

I've not heard that one, but I'm going to use it all the time. We got one more game. You guys got time for one more game? Yes, we do. We got to find a winner, and so we're going to play Last Man Stanton. So Leonard officially won that last game,

so you get to go first, and then we'll flip the order around. We'll go to Amy, and then Eric, and then Kumail. Mostly because I want to... That does not flip the order around. We'll go to Amy and then Eric and then Kumail. Mostly because I want to... That does not flip the order around. I apologize, Kumail. We'll go to Amy and then Eric and then Kumail.

No, it'll go Leonard, Kumail, Eric, Amy, as requested and also as is right. But now I'm in the Kumail spot. I'm not going to... You wish you were in this business now I'm in the Kumail spot. I'm not going to... You wish you were in this business you were in the Kumail spot. It's a different...

I wish. It's a different game. It's a good spot. You like it there? You got another movie you did after Stuber, right? I just finished yesterday. Yeah, I saw a picture of you on the internet with a beat-up face.

Her name is Issa Rae. Is it tough suit? Wait, you just... I just said something innocent. You made a mean joke out of it. I really... I mean, she's absolutely stunning. So it's...

Yeah, it's me and Issa Rae. It's a movie called Lovebirds and Mike Showalter who directed The Big Sick. Yeah. Directed it's me and Issa, right? It's a movie called Lovebirds. And Mike Showalter, who directed The Big Sick, directed it. He's such a good director. Yeah, and Issa's amazing. I look forward to that. So they never say The Big Sick ever in the movie.

I think we might say those words individually. We definitely say The. I've got a big set tonight. I think I'm gonna be sick Yeah Yeah The You should've

You should've hidden it You should've hidden those words In there somewhere So Cause I do like Easter eggs Yeah Yeah

My The heart is really pounding I have a big set tonight I'm gonna be the sick Anyway Go see it If you haven't seen it is really pounding. I have a big set tonight. I'm gonna be the sick. Anyway, go see it if you haven't seen it. Most movies

about someone at death's door don't have enough Easter eggs in them. We do have an Easter egg. My real life wife, Emily Gordon, who's also,

who is a character in the movie, can be seen in the last scene of the movie. Total Easter egg. What's she doing in there? Hanging out, watching the show.

She's playing an Easter egg. She's actually dressed as an Easter egg. Amy's right. It's cute. She's in an egg costume. But she's standing around in the last scene? Yeah, she's sitting next to Bo Burnham and Aidy Bryant

at Union Hall in New York where I'm sure you've done comedy shows. I probably caught that, but didn't really catch it. I just, I liked seeing her name in the credits. Are you being indecisive about who we're going to attack in Last Man Stanton?

Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out, because people weren't really reaching out to me on Twitter about it, but one guy did say he had a suggestion, and now I can't, reaching out to me on Twitter about it. But one guy did say he had a suggestion and now I can't. Of course I can't find it. I told the guy to stand by.

You gotta go to mentions but then not verified probably. What was that rude? Fucking tech nerds. Fucking interactive conference. She said we're not verified. You're not. It's that simple.

You're not fucking verified. It's okay. That's my favorite thing to see when somebody writes something shitty on Twitter is just click on their profile and they're not verified. I'm just like, yeah. That's where they belong. And they also have seven followers and are following

2,000 people. That's someone who doesn't know how to make friends. It's trying. Yes, that is the important part. That's why you can't judge too quickly. This guy on Twitter, I seriously wrote to a guy. He said, I've got a suggestion.

I'm not going to be at the show, but I've got a suggestion. I said, all right, stand by. And I just wrote to him. What's the name? He's not getting back to me. Yeah, strangely. Let's just wait.

Well, you had a lot of Vince Vaughn movies in the musical, in the Gaga-Goo-Goo thing. Did you do that by design, or was it an accident? Fred Claus, Wedding Crashers. Why are you doing this? Stop saying movies! The one thing Amy hates more than the games is discussing the games.

No, there's those kind of tricks in there. There was a song in the internship, but not in Fred Claus or Wedding Crashers. That's the idea. Throw you guys off. I thought you were going to do Vince Vaughn, and I was preparing. The internship?

Yeah. Let's just do it on our own. It's not like Jeopardy. Well, I feel like everybody on this stage is fired up about Vince Vaughn movies. No. And by everybody, I mean everybody that's not Leonard. You know a lot of Vince Vaughn movies. I know a fair number of Vince Vaughn movies.

Yeah, we could do this. All right. Top five, go. What? No, that's not. Wait, what does that mean? Your five favorite Vince Vaughn movies. Yeah, we could do this. All right. Top five, go. What? No, that's not... Wait, what does that mean? Your five favorite Vince Vaughn movies?

Yeah. And whoever names the best five wins? Yeah. I like changing the rules. Since when? Since we're running out of time.

All right, let's do it. Let's do Vince Vaughn. All right, we're going to do Vince Vaughn, All right, we're going to do Vince Vaughn, but Leonard is voice his objection. All right, I'll do an obscure one then, just for laughs. Oh, because you're first, right?

Yeah. Yes. Okay. Thumbsucker. What? Oh, wow. He's in Thumbsucker? He's in Thumbsucker.

Holy shit. Playing a serious role, and the audience laughs when they see him. Because they're so accustomed to seeing him. Being funny, yeah. I have to say, I mean, very good pull, but strategy-wise, I would have held on to that one.

Well, you're right. That's a saver. All right, I'll do Wedding Crashers. See, smart. Let's do all the ones we've already mentioned. Yeah, internship. Yeah. Amy?'ve already mentioned. Yeah, internship. Amy?

I already forget. I know, I'm with you on that. I was like, oh, shit. Shrek forever after. Did you name that one? Wait, what? Just name a movie that you know Vince Vaughn is in. No, she already did. Oh, that's cool.

He's not in that. So then she's wrong. Wow. Then she lost the game. Kumail with the heavy hammer. I'm sorry. Games have to have winners and losers.

Games have to have winners and Amy. I wish Asif Manvi was here. Wow. Everybody's Googling it right now. Google. I said old school. Yeah, I'm going to go with, yeah, I heard you

and you're right. I'm going to go with the other one we mentioned, Fred Claus. Now we're out of ones we've mentioned and we're back to Leonard for another obscure one. All right, so wait a minute. Since you're the strategist, help a guy out a little bit.

Should I name an obvious one? Yes. Or should I name an unobvious one and hold on to it long enough that it might come around to me again? I would say name an obvious one. The most obvious. It's definitely coming around to you again. I would say name an obvious one. The most obvious, yeah. It's definitely coming around to you again.

Okay, swingers. Okay. Okay. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Fuck. Oh, you're out, you little sexy baby. I'll say The Cell. The Cell.

See, that's one I would have held on to because who remembers he was in that weird movie. I got one. Okay, Eric. Wait, what's the... What is it? The superhero one. It's not Daredevil.

I'm not going to help you. It's the one you're not in. It's not Daredevil. I'm going to help you. It's the one you're not in. I don't know what you're driving at. No, because it was another... He's in a superhero movie? No, he's not in that one.

That's the joke, because it was another guy driving a car. I can say confidently no one here gets that joke. I know. I'm trying... What is it? The guy in the red suit. Why am I forgetting? Deadpool.

There it is. No, that's not... Bro, that's not dead cool. You're not supposed to do that. Yeah, also, Vince Vaughn isn't in Deadpool, so it doesn't even matter. You said Deadpool.

Oh, no, it's not dead... No, no, you know what? Wait, wait, wait. I got one. He said Deadpool. That's not mine. No. You know what, wait, I got one. He said Deadpool, that's not mine. No. You know what, it's so stupid.

I'm thinking Deadpool, but it's really Mr. and Mrs. Jane, or no, Jane and... Oh, come on, man. Get it together. Mr. and Mrs. Jane. Come on, you can do this. No, what is it? Brad Pitt. Most common name.

Brad Pitt and... Most common name. No, don't. Kumail. Mr. and Mrs. Stuber, just say it. Mr. and Mrs. Jones? No, what is it?

He said so many. God damn it. I forgot it. Most common white name, Eric? Mr. and Mrs. Bethany. How is this okay? I'm tired. Because he's not going to make it another round after this one.

I just want him to, like, get this. You're checking into a motel. You're with a prostitute. What name do you give? For sure, Kumail. For sure, Kumail. For sure, Kumail. And I tell them, Google it. I always give Asif Manjari.

They don't know. I don't know. I forgot it. Come on, dude. Smith! Yeah. Thank you. There's so many people I want to thank for that answer.

I want to thank Kumail for that answer. Yeah, I got it! Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Alright, so Eric's in for another round. It's crazy. I doubt he's going to make it any further. But who knows?

Something might spur something. There might be a sequel to one of Vince Vaughn's crazy. I doubt he's going to make it any further but who knows? Something might spur something. There might be like a sequel to one of Vince Vaughn's movies. What do you have, Amy? The breakup. Yeah. Oh, you bastard. Three women went, yes!

I mean, you know, I like to play cocky. I like to throw out ones that nobody knows but, you know, it's early and I'll do it anyway. Clay Pigeons. I love that movie.

I had that one in the back pocket. I did. So good. That sucks. I'll take it off the table. Leonard? There's one I really like. Made.

Oh, my God. I was going to say Made. That's very good. That's a good one. I like him. I like Favreau and Vince Vaughn together. They're very funny. Yeah. Camille? This is an good one. I like him in... I like Favreau and Bitswane together. They're very funny. Yeah.

Camille? This is an obscure one. Return to Paradise. That's... Yeah. Who's in that? Claire Danes? Yeah, and...

No, no, no. You're thinking of the other prison one. Yeah. This one has Joaquin Phoenix in it. Oh. In Clay Patience as well. I confuse Joaquin Phoenix and Claire Danes all the time. Eric.

God, there's the one where he like... Are we going to do this every time? He used his semen and like... What?

He had like 500 kids. All right. True Detective season two. It really was like a 10-hour movie. It was, but no. But thank you for playing, Eric.

Oh, no. Thank you. I'm sorry, son. We got to go anyway. You got any plug, Eric? No, no plug. Riffin' with Griffin, my podcast. Yes. Check that out. Riffin' with Griffin! Yeah. I'm going to the plug, Eric? No, no plug. Riffin' with Griffin, my podcast. Yes.

Check that out. Riffin' with Griffin! Yeah. I'm going to do that, right? Yes. I'm having Doug on. I want you to get on there. Amy?

Couples Retreat? Yes. Oh, you. Of course, Couples Retreat. Yeah. I'm usually really bad. Well, you know what I... Have you seen that movie?

Yeah. And? I liked it. All right. I'm usually really bad Well you know what I Have you seen that movie? Yeah And? I liked it Alright It was definitely a great vacation For the actors who were in it They got to go just swim Psycho

He was in the Oh yeah He was in the shot for shot remake of Psycho But they in the Oh yeah He was in the Shot for shot Remake of Psycho But they added A masturbation scene They did

Yep That's the only difference And Julianne Moore Is wearing a Walkman Headset Oh And it's like

There are little Little things like that That Alfred Hitchcock Never had anything to do with Right Oh oh And it was terrible Well I mean that Alfred Hitchcock never had anything to do with. Right. Oh, and it was terrible.

You've got to get that on mic. Paul Scheer just said it was terrible. Paul Scheer's right. Have we named one good movie yet? It is very lifeless to see a shot-for-shot remake. There's suddenly this weird, it just doesn't work the same even though it worked the first time. Yeah, it's very odd.

Alright. It really, there should be a genre where they just remake movies and add a masturbation scene. Like, Casablanca is almost perfect. And I was thinking... The Big Sick? The Big Sick is almost... And then they could yell, the Big Sick, right as they come.

Here comes the big sick! Alright, we don't have time for this. And that's when you die. We're running over. Leonard? I hope I get this title right. Me too. Dragged Across Concrete.

Yeah, I think that's right. Is it? Google. I'll take it. No. Kumail. No. Block on Cell Block.

Yeah, you're right. It's something different. Brawl on Cell Block. Brawl on Cell Block 11. 11. Brawl on Cell Block 11. All right, you're both wrong. Eric?

What? I'm out. Amy? Did you say Dragged Across Concrete? He did. That was the name of that movie before it became Brawl on Cell Block. Wait, did anyone say Wedding Crashers?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What else have you got? You just conveniently left that one out. Then I'm going to say Brawl on Cell Block. Stop it. You know another

Vince Vaughn movie I can't remember One right now He's the guy That he walks Oh Paul Shears Got one Can I give her

A special hint Yeah Alright so you guys Are big fans of comedy I would imagine Wild Wild West Comedy tour 30 days and 30 nights

That was his big movie The Wild Wild West He did make a movie Called the Wild Wild West Comedy tour That's right I auditioned for that too That was his big movie. The Wild Wild West. He did make a movie called The Wild Wild West Comedy Tour. I auditioned for that too. Do you want to go with that, Amy? Where does that rank on comedy concert films?

Is that the best comedy concert film? It's probably like, Richard Pryor's probably number two. Yeah, right after Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy. Oh, Paul, now as a mic, why don't you come hang out with us for the end of the show? Just a little bit.

Oh, he's got a mic. I know a couple of Vince Vaughn films. I know a couple of Vince Vaughn films. All right, so Amy, you're going with that one? Vince Vaughn's Wild Wild West comedy tour. Very good. Oh, can I say something? The male just thought of another one.

I've never been in a movie with Vince Vaughn, but one time I was behind him at the airport, and it was that new machine where you put your hands out and it does that. It was new, and he said, I'm not going to go through that shit. I'm going to go through the metal detector. Does that count? I would argue it has a better script than most of the films I've seen.

It's one of my favorite Vince Vaughn appearances. He said, I'm not going to go through that shit. Put me there. It sounds like something Fred Claus would say. Yeah. But I'm going to go, speaking of the holidays, Four Christmases.

Oh, yes! You're really great. He loves movies. Amy, do you have one more?. Yeah, I'm good at this. It's true. He loves movies. Amy, do you have one more? That one's wrong because we weren't talking about holidays.

What? Why did you say speaking of holidays? Fred Claus. Fred Claus is a holiday movie. Oh, God. Well, technically, it's really about his life.

I mean, the holidays does play a part of it, but he's a multifaceted character. It's about his relationship with his brother, Paul Giamatti, who is Santa Claus. Yeah, it's... It's not good. It's interesting. By the way, you can't pull out your phone and Google it. I pulled

out my phone so I knew what dates to plug. Camille. Okay, sorry. I know my dates by heart, but you know, if you need to Google... I'm just trying to get the next... I'm trying to by heart, but, you know, if you need to go, go. I'm just trying to get the next, I'm trying to get internship two. Lost World. Is that into works? Lost World Jurassic Park.

I win. All right. So, but Amy is technically our winner tonight. Great job, Amy. To Amy's Thank you Paul Scheer Do you have any plugs Paul Scheer

No no Black Mondays Black Mondays Make your Make your Mondays black And the long shot Which is coming out Oh he's in the long shot

With Seth Rogen And Charlize Theron Alright cool What do you got to plug Eric Did I ask you already Yeah just my podcast We're from Griffin And go to my website, Eric Griffin

To see my dates I got a bunch of dates coming up too Right on Thank you for being here Thank you for having me Kumail Stuber is in theaters in July And Men in Black is in theaters in June I don't remember the exact date

It's just called Men in Black Or does it have a fancy new International Internash No, it's just called Men in Black No, it is called Men in Black or does it have a fancy new... International. International. No, it's just called Men in Black. No, it is called Men in Black International. I play as CG Alien in it. So basically just you?

You, motherfucker. How dare you? How dare you? Did you guys tell Liam Neeson that there were black people in it? Moving on. On the set of that movie, how many people did Liam Neeson want to murder?

Are we going to go down? Is this a new game? And the new season of Twilight Zone that Jordan Peele produced comes out April 1st and I'm in there your episode is called

The Comedian yeah is it? I think so yeah I look at IMDB because IMDB what about you Leonard?

do you have something to plug? Jesse and I co-host Malton on Movies podcast every week. Yes. It drops every Friday. Drops. Listen to him.

It's laughs. I learned it from you. I learned it from you, Doug. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. And Malton Fest, our film festival, go online and learn all about it. Come on May 10th through 12th. May 10th through 12th in Los Angeles.

Beautiful Egyptian. The heart of Hollywood. You're supposed to rap now. Go. Oh, no. Yeah, Leonard's one of the preeminent private rappers. He only does it at home. Douglas Movies is back at the Comedy Cellar in Las Vegas

on Saturday, March 30th at 420. That's at the Rio Hotel there. And of course, this Saturday, we're doing another Doug Loves Movies. If you have a badge, you can come to the State Theater on Congress. And that's at 730 on Saturday night. Thank you to Esther's. Thank you to South By. Thank you to all of my guests, Amy Miller, Eric Griffin, who mailed in Johnny.

She hasn't plugged yet. My plugs. I plugged twice. We don't have time, Amy. I'm sorry. But I'm so bored. This show is about men and what they are doing. Go to my website, amymillercomedy.com, for all my dates.

I'll be in Washington, D.C. this weekend at the D.C. Comedy Loft and at the end of the week I'll be at Labs Comedy Club in Seattle. Thank you so much. You have to say the dates. You have to say the dates because we don't know

when this podcast comes out. Say the dates. Well, just go to my website, amymillercomedy.com. Yeah. And this will be out like tomorrow. Yeah, so it'll be...

So come see Stupor at that tomorrow. Yeah. In South by Southwest. Do we give these back to the people? Yeah, if you want to. Thank you to Camille and Leonard and Amy and Eric and you guys for being here. And we'll see you on Saturday

and the rest of the festival. As always, there it is. Positive energy. Watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess Makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.