Doug Loves Movies - Kyle Ayers, Jessica Michelle Singleton and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: April 5, 2021

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love mochi Today's episode is brought to you by OCB Rolling Papers Keep your harmony on high with ocb this is douglas woodley's coming to you once again from better times question mark for another

homes alone dish it's sunday april 4th 2021 and my guests couldn't be more delightful if they tried first time guest kyle ayers is here returning champion hang on a second jessica michelle singleton is here and all-time champ don't tell sam levine that i said that jeff tate is here up don't tell sam levine that i said that jeff tate that's right it's kyle airs jessica michelle singleton and jeff tate hello everybody hi whoa well hello yeah i apologize kyle i really it really did sound like i introed you and you should respond. I really, I don't know what I was on when I wrote the script for this one, but It's okay. I forgive you.

Yeah. Jessica and Jeff just ran with it because I went totally off format there. I usually say all your names in a row without all these credits and stuff in there. We talk about that later like how about now from the never seen it show it's kyle ayers am i saying that right you're saying

it great all those words were correct uh yeah never and seen and it and kyle ayers yeah it's great what happens i've never seen it uh i've never seen it I have comedians Rewrite movies they've never seen So they just write what they think it probably is And we read their scripts Oh wow I feel like I would do Much better there Alright well if you two want to go

And go get a podcast Alright bye Get into a different Zoom room Yeah I mean, that's the thing is I think you would be great at that. And I'm like, uh, you know, that one makes me like, I'm, I'm daunted by it. What do you think, Jeff? Do you have an opinion one way or the other? No, but I'm going to start,

I'm going to start a podcast where I just guess what happens on his podcast. Oh shit. Never Heard It with Jeff Tate. Yeah, Never Heard It. Never Heard, Never Seen. And I'll start the after show for all of these. Oh, Talk and Never Heard It, Never Seen It. Never Heard It.

I mean, there's really some people have proven there's total careers in the show about another show. It's mind blowing. Well, there's only one other career in that show. It's this is this is the one that gets to have all those shows. Well, I mean, yeah, certainly on television, but he's the king of that there. But in the podcast world, it's just, it's run amok. I mean, there's people that have more podcasts than they have than there are days in the week.

It's, it's impressive. It's a lot to ask of folks. Hey, listen, my podcast is on 24 seven, just turn it on and go about your biz. I don't even care if you mute it, but just put it on and then I'll, I'm going to clean up. It's a 24 hour day, seven day a week podcast where I recap the Truman show.

I was just going to say that. Damn it. I don't care how many ads are, cause they're not paying attention to it anyway. It's just there. It's just in the background. It's almost like framed art just in a corner. Elevator music, the podcast. All right.

Well, enough dreaming. Enough dreaming of a better tomorrow because we're experiencing it today. Thank you for being here for the first time, Kyle. And, you know, we'll all try to go easy on you. Back from last week. By a miracle. It's our champion. It's the sender for miracles.

Yes. JMS Comedy on social. Yeah, that's me. I got that right. I got that right. Jessica, Michelle Singleton. Hello. Yay. Hi. Thanks for having me back. I'm I'm back and I'm the same as ever. I can't wait. How, how long would you let this go on? If you just kept winning, would you, is there, would there be a point where you'd say, okay, no more, or would you?

I feel like, i probably just like one disgruntled tweet oh because i'm sensitive away from being like i'll just step out no um i don't know nice that's how nice or non-existent the listeners are these days is yeah they don't give people shit. I haven't been getting hate tweets for being absolutely moronic about movies. It's been very lovely. I will come anytime you

will have me, but I anticipate it won't go on much longer based on my lack of knowledge. Yeah, we'll see. Anything can happen. Find out out i'm a wild card uh everybody's favorite no pressure kyle or jessica but everybody's favorite hello josh well hello that's a lot of pressure on me how much do you miss the chanting oh it's what gets me through man i feel like after a whole year of not having it, you can see my life force slipping away.

People will go right back to it, I think. I bet you've done a few selective, safe stand-up shows. Did people chant your name at those shows? No. I'm trying to keep everybody's mouth shut. So I'm doing a lot of just like, I'm telling people not to even laugh. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's smart.

You're like a roller coaster in Japan. Yeah. Laugh on the inside. Laugh inside your heart. Yeah, scream in your head. You don't need to do it out loud and spread the virus. Well, terrific to have you back, Jeff. It's been a little while.

You and I just completed a, I'm going to call it a project, a side project of our podcast, where you and I, we competed, Jessica and Kyle. Jeff and I competed every day for a year in Pando over Zoom, or not Zoom, Periscope, which just went away. There's no more Periscope. But we did it on there every day for a year. We played against each other in games from Doug Love's movies. And we ended up in a tie of number of wins. We each won like 184 times or something like that.

But we just wrapped that up. How does that feel, Jeff? Have you had those moments each day where you're like, oh, when am I going to do that game with Doug? Yeah, yeah. I've had that. Like, I've looked at my phone with a little panic. Why hasn't he texted?

Yeah. And, like, you know, nobody was throwing any praise or anything for us after doing it for a full year. So I just felt like... You have to do a tiebreaker! No, never, never. Never, never. It was fun ending it in a tie, actually, because, you know, it was never really... We weren't that competitive as it is.

It was just fun to, you know, just always fun to keep score. But once Periscope dissolved, we decided to quit, but maybe we'll start up something else again. I think that's a fun time to end something when what you're doing it on gives up forever. Yeah. They're like, no, we're not going to do this anymore. So you guys should probably stop too. It's not working for the whole app

strangely the app still has you can go and find my account and watch the ones that i left up there because i i deleted a lot of them but there's there's a few that got left up there when periscope went down so to speak down periscope there when periscope went down so to speak down that's like a comedian that's like comedians like that's a jump ball for comedians what i just did where we all just started saying and just try to yell it out uh but yeah you get you get what i'm driving what i'm driving at what i'm saying saying. And real quick before we get into what movies y'all recommend, I want to do the box office report. Godzilla vs. Kong made $32 million. You know, probably a lot of newly reopened indoor theaters.

Wow. And the ongoing. I hope drive-ins are back for good because I think drive-ins are cool. Me too. But sorry about the spoiler, but I'm pretty sure I heard on the Internet that Godzilla v. Kong, that they end up settling out of court. It's just like you and Jeff on Periscope.

Oh, right. What if Jeff and I had a... It's like a movie plot. What if Jeff and I had a private game and never told anybody the results? What if we break the tie but nobody gets to find out? Nobody knows. You could make the result into an NFT.

I don't know what that means. I just confidently know the term NFT. I don't either. I don't know what you mean. Now it's time for Recommendation Nation. That's where each of my guests just stick their neck out

because I know what it's like to recommend movies. You're only going to have somebody up in your Twitter telling you how wrong you are. But nonetheless, if each of you could recommend a movie, we'll start with Jessica. What do you got? I just watched the new Ericic andre movie bad trip i'm gonna recommend that it's very it's it's like hidden camera style with a plot it's got eric andre little rel tiffany haddish i genuinely have it laughed so hard i don't remember the last

time i laughed that hard in a movie it was so great those three are they're all so funny anyway but then to to have these like constant pranks just woven into the story it's just and the outtakes at the end that kind of give you more of a sense of you know how things are accomplished it's still yes it's all just beautiful it's all just so you know at times it got a little grosser or sillier than oh yeah than i would like but still uh i was still laughing while i was you know grossed out or whatever just because it was sheer just the sheer audacity of it you know uh it was great yeah Yeah. And I thought like, so like the, I'm someone who like loves like shocking humor for better or worse. I'm sure it exhausts some people, but like some of the just very physical bits, they really got me. It was good. It was fun.

Yeah. It's a, it's a really good time. If you have a stomach for, you know, some people also get, and I don't blame them, get nervous for the, you know, the people standing around and. Oh yeah. The bystanders of the press. What kind of PTSD they may end up having, you know, they might have a lifetime problem because Eric Andre, you know, shot out of a garbage can when they weren't expecting it.

They have to go to therapy for years and people like what a great movie but they get everybody to sign you know and then there's even some like extra footage in the outtakes where the they're sort of standing around with them after they've you know realized that they've been pranked and uh it's it's all really it's really fun like i i kind of want to watch it again already. And I'm not like that with a lot of movies. Yeah, me too. I think I am like that with really physical, silly comedies though. Because I always end up catching some stuff I didn't see because I was laughing too hard.

You can't see shit when you're doubled over. I know. It's great. All right, Jeff Tate, what do you think? What's your recommendation du jour? Oh, um I just watched that movie, The Frighteners Oh, yeah

I love that movie That's funny, because Peter Jackson came up Last week Was it you that recommended Heavenly Creatures? No, that was Chemda I recommended yeah probably a kid's movie because yeah that's uh that was wild that uh that peter jackson's he scored two weeks in a row with movies that don't don't have hobbits monkeys or um more hobbits so what uh what'd you think so you loved it i really liked it yeah it was delightful

i you know of course michael j fox's money in the bank uh chime at bride with the fucking giant afro is delightful yeah very funny and just such a i just remember being so so fast paced like you know i guess maybe some people would find it too, too frenetic, you know? Well, those people, um, if shouldn't watch it, then if you're a type of person who thinks something can be too frenetic, skip the frighteners. Wait, so like you don't have a mom. Uh, yeah. She'd be all right with the pacing of the frighteners. Wait, so like you don't have a mom? Yeah. She'd be all right with the pacing

of the frighteners? I don't think that when it's over, she'll be like, I didn't care for the pacing. She might have other things she didn't like about it, but it won't be the pacing. I got you. She'll probably be like, this is a little too Tim Burton-ish for me. Just picture her getting on Letterboxd. Okay, let's get into the pacing of the Frighteners. I just mean, like, could you imagine her watching a Michael Bay movie? Oh, yeah, no. she's seen all the marvel

movies yeah but the cutting isn't so fast like in michael bay and early uh peter jackson they like cut like every few seconds like it really is maybe i'm just you know too old for this shit but uh well next time i see her i'll make her watch some michael bay movies and then i'll let you know yeah i haven't seen that i haven't seen the frighteners in a while so i want to check it out again are there any other actors besides the two i mentioned that are like known actors that are in it not really the you see in it yeah jake busey's in it yeah oh okay yeah the lady the main lady, looks so much like Andy McDowell that I still think it is, even though I looked it up and it isn't. I still believe that that's Andy McDowell.

All right. The Frank nurse. Kyle, you got the premise here, right? Yeah. I'm picking up. The pacing is kind of frenetic on the podcast, but I'm picking up on it. You're right. You jumped right into the river and you're going with the flow.

What's a movie that you'd like to recommend? I just watched, this is good, for the first time, Blade Runner. All right, moving on. It's the first movie we're going to play. So you liked it? You're paying it forward? I loved it. I think, you know, for whatever reason,

you've avoided watching the movie that a genre is based off of go ahead i'll watch it uh go ahead and check it out and uh it's good and now i can watch blade runner 2049 which looks like it was shot in high def which is probably the movie to do it right you should wait uh 49 years. I was trying to do the math. I don't know what year Blade Runner was supposed to be. I think it was early 2000s.

It was November 2019. Oh my god. We passed it. It was the last month before there was any coronavirus. That is dark. That's why they don't mention it in the movie.

It's weird because he has a mask, but he never puts it on. That's great news is you can watch Blade Runner 2049 and see that the world is still pretty awesome. Wink. I forgot that we're just, you know, we can only hear each other,

so I had to say it instead of doing it. Those are three terrific recommendations. I put them up head to head against each other on the Doug Loves Movies twitter account i i love doing polls on twitter so um get in there and vote if you've seen all three of those movies for which one uh you like the most i i i guess i gotta go blade runner if if choosing between these three but but these are uh these are excellent choices I'll be really interested to see how the numbers shake out. And that takes us to our first commercial break.

We'll be right back after this. No flipping. We're back, and it's time to play some games. Are you ready, Jessica? I'm ready to probably lose. And Kyle, how do you feel? Participatory. No, I'm ready to probably lose. And Kyle, how do you feel? Participatory. No, I'm excited and optimistic.

I feel like I answered like I'm on the dating game. This is what Jeff does. He doesn't say anything mean. He just laughs at everything you say. As if to say that he's not worried one bit about how this is gonna go but this first game we're gonna play is still it's still kind of in beta and the first game always as you know jessica doesn't doesn't really matter it's the second game that counts but this first game we're going to play today is called Leopard Malton.

And it's like the old Leonard Malton game we used to play on the show, but it's called Leopard Malton because it's faster. Oh, no. A leopard is faster than Leonard Malton. That is true. Yeah. So here's what's going to happen. This is a jump in when you think you know it game.

I will name a category. Then I'll tell you what the category means. Then I will tell you the year the movie came out. Then I will tell you how many stars Leonard Maltin gave the film in his review, from which I will read a couple of snippets. And then I'll start naming the cast members that he listed from the bottom up. At any point during that, you can buzz in with your own name. You know, just get my attention.

And I'll stop reading. And then you get a guess. But you only get one guess per movie. reading and then you get a guess but you only get one guess per movie so if you jump in too early take a wild swing you'll be out for that particular round oh man makes sense oh yeah it makes sense and i'm so scared it's gonna be fun just wait you're gonna really enjoy watching how good jeff is at this i'm just staring at this tiny little picture on Zoom, expecting it to move and answer the questions. How do I make it bigger?

It is so tiny. Okay, so here we go. Here's the first one. Hang on. Talk amongst yourselves for a second. What do you guys think the first one's going to be? Blade Runner. I was going to say, that's why I have to change it. Hang on a second.

Oh, man. I was thinking of the movie I'd seen most recently and I didn't like it at all. And it was some new Tom Hanks movie where he news of the world. Did anyone see news? I haven't seen it. You didn't like it. I thought it was Tom Hanks reading the news and it wasn't, it was Tom learning a native american language way too quick wow oh it's got it's a sort of a dances with the wolves kind of kind of almost yeah like uh he

an orphaned native american slash german girl ends up in his sort of watch and he has to get her back to her family i thought it was gonna be tom hanks tells people about the civil war and it'll that'll happened like two times. Does he ever get to say, I'm the captain now? In a Native American language. In the outtakes, but you know, you know, all movies. Oh, that's hilarious. The idea that Tom Hanks,

that there's like outtakes in every Tom Hanks movie of him quoting other Tom Hanks. Saying there's a in every Tom Hanks movie of him quoting other Tom Hanks. Saying there's a snake in his boot and we keep cutting. He tries to offer that little girl a box of chocolates. There's no crying in baseball. It's me, the guy from Greyhound. I don't know

anymore. I'm just going to start shouting movies, too. Greyhound is in a submarine movie, so guess what I bet he says. Greyhound is a submarine movie? It's not about a bus? Is it not a submarine movie? I once heard it described. Your whole life is a lie?

Yeah, my whole life is based on Greyhound, yes. Your whole life was based on Tom Hanks being in an affordable bus movie. It was aspirational. I bet you Larry Crown would ride a bus. Larry Crown's Megabus all day, baby. How else did he get to where he's cheating? Is that the Larry Crown affair or is that the Thomas Crown Affair? I don't know a lot about movies.

It's Larry Crown's War. Larry Crown's War. Don't confuse him further, Jeff. Movies doesn't come up anymore. What is Tom Hanks on in Greyhound? Down Periscope. All right.

Here we go. Yeah. So I realized that Jeff and I played this game a lot together before, and I realized that, you know, in preparing this, I wasn't thinking about who the guests were going to be. And so now I'm looking at this game and going, well, Jeff, you know, in preparing this, I wasn't thinking about who the guests were going to be. And so now I'm looking at this game and going, well, Jeff, you know, he's going to know these right away because we've, you know, we've played them before. So that was me, you know, searching to find one that Jeff wouldn't have an automatic advantage. So we're just going to play one round. There's one. I'm fully prepared to play white flag.

We'll play the other game. The other game will be much more satisfying, but this one is going to be nice and quick. Oh God. Just to recap, jump in when you think you know what it is with your own name and then I'll, I'll stop and you can give your guess. Okay, the category is cage-free. These are movies that Nicolas Cage is not in.

The year is 2012. Leonard Maltin gave this movie two and a half out of four stars. He says that it is arch and precious. And he also says it's rescued somewhat by its sheer originality and a game cast. Arch and Precious, I used to have two poodles with those names. And then Leonard lists ten names. I'll give you these 10 names from number 10 to number 1. And it goes like this.

Harvey Keitel. Kara Hayward. Jared Gilman. Bob Balaban. Jason Schwartzman. Bob Balaban. Jason Schwartzman. Tilda Swinton. Kyle buzzing in. Is Kyle buzzing in? Kyle, what is it?

Is it burn after reading? It is not. I would never have guessed that anyway, but damn it. Take a seat. I can't see you I assume you were standing standing okay this is now between Jeff and Jessica

oh god what name did I leave off on Tilda Swinton Frances McDormand Jeff damn it what is it What is it, Jeff? Is it Moonrise Kingdom? That's correct.

You did it. Oh, man. Come on, what other movie is Arch and Precious? Yeah, why would he ever say Precious? That sounds like a YouTube duo that goes on Fox News. I like that it says that it's sheer originality.

Originality kind of saves it. Because it's like, by that point, Wes Anderson's movies were losing their originality. They were all kind of the same. Anderson's movies were losing their originality. They were all kind of the same. It was Grand Budapest Hotel where I think he really took a nice turn and made

what might be one of my favorite movies of his. That was a good one. Yeah, I really loved that one. I like Rushmore a lot. I think those two are my favorites because they're the ones that have the most swearing. I like your style. Rushmore a lot. I think those two are my favorites because they're the ones that have the most swearing. And like...

You know what I mean? The dialogue's a little too twee for me. I'm like an occasional F-bomb or whatever. Congratulations, Jeff Tate. You did it. You showed him how it's done. Hey, here's a fun idea.

Jessica and Kyle, do you want to play one of these other – we can have Jeff sit out for a second. Do you want to play one just to – Yeah, sure. I would like to lose twice in a row. That would be fun. Yeah, just to keep losing. I want you to keep losing, and it's fun.

Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. All right, let's do another one. I love this. Oh, man. I'm excited. I got to find one real quick, but it's going to be good. Jeff, just hang out.

Gotcha. Enjoy a beverage or go grab a snack and then head on back. All right. Kyle and Jessica, I'll give you all the stuff. You just jump in when you think you know what it is The category Is Booze Clues And these are movies

About alcoholism Or a treasure hunt Or both Hey It's the one West Gages movies This sounds up my alley at least The year is 2004 so I'll watch the West Gages movies. This sounds up my alley, at least.

The year is 2004. Leonard Maltin gave this movie three stars. He says it has a clever script and that it's longer than it needs to be. He lists eight names of people that are in this movie. Jump in when you think you know it. Justin Bartha. Hunter Gomez. Harvey Keitel.

God damn it. Damn him. Christopher Plummer, RIP. Sean Bean. Kyle buzzing in. Kyle, what is it? Isn't it actually a Nicolas Cage movie? Is this National Treasure?

It is, in fact. Oh, my God. Nicolas Cage. I've been had. My favorite movie. Oh, my God. You are a National Treasure. See, that's the thing.

Anything can happen on this show. And it's too bad that wasn't regulation play because you would have won that one kyle although jeff when did you when would you say you'd know it i mean obviously i knew it just off of booze cruise but uh um let's see because we did we did play this one but in regular malton and i got it at justin bartha i mean that's a pretty big clue being the last build it's really strange it's a it's because he's got a bigger part than that like he's the like kind of the wacky sidekick through the whole movie right he's kind of in the movie yeah But I think sometimes what happens is he's listed as

and Justin Bartha in the credits, and that gets translated with Leonard into, well, he's the eighth billed person. We've got to do one more break, and then we're going to come back and play a real game with real stakes for real. I was going to say prizes, but there's no prizes. We'll be right back.

We're back and we're going to play a new one. I'm so excited. Jeff Tate gets to go first in a game that I'm calling Wrestler's Roundup. Oh, snap.

Yeah. Wrestler's Roundup. this is one of those games where uh i'll name a movie and then you tell me if it features kurt russell carrie russell or neither Or neither. Okay. I'm ready. It's wrestlers roundup. I thought you said wrestlers, and I really thought maybe I was going to have a chance because of my affinity for pro wrestling. I was like, I know all the Stone Cold Steve Austin movies. I'm in.

No, I said a word that isn't a word. I said wrestlers roundup. You're smarter than me. Damn it. All right. So're smarter than me. Damn it. All right. So we start with Jeff. See, this is where guesswork really comes into play. Because I'll name a movie and Jeff will tell me if it's Kurt, Carrie, or neither.

And then if he gets it wrong, it moves to Jessica. And again, she gets to, I'm sorry, Kyle. And then Jessica is third third you get it you got some points this way at one time this is how i won by everyone guessing the wrong thing and being last i managed to squeak my way back on the show yeah so guys guys do that again. One, so you get to go last. Man. What's that? That's the advantage of winning, is now she gets to go last,

and so we got to, she can, if we get it wrong, it's good for her. Yeah. Why do you want to win? That's the way to look at it. Of course, Jeff is before her, so I'll see. It's helpless. Jeff's a big Keri Russell fan. I got to admit, I should have factored in to my decision.

All right. Jeff, here's the first movie. Does this movie have Kirk, Keri, or neither? It's called Thunderland. Thunderland? Yeah. Thunderland.

It's what they wanted to call Oklahoma before. I think maybe Land of Thunder was taken. Oh, I don't know. So I'm going to say, I'm going to say Keri Russell is in that. That is incorrect. Oh.

Kyle? I'm going to go with neither. Neither is correct. Thunderland isn't a movie. I made it up. Oh, man. Oh, there's a new wrinkle. I didn't realize that some of these titles were going to be just straight up fake.

Okay. It's not so real. It does. Can we talk about the plot of that on your podcast, Kyle? Yeah. All right. So Jessica's up first. You ready, Jessica?

God. Okay. I'm ready. All right. Is it Kurt or Carrie or neither? A movie called The Captive, colon, The Longest Drive 2. So this is a sequel called The Captive, The Longest Drive 2. I really thought for a second it was The Captive, colon, and it's about shitting your pants on a road trip.

I mean, talk about a captive colon. I am the captive now. Okay. I'm gonna guess neither. That's incorrect.

Damn it. Back to Jeff. I'm going to guess Keri Russell. That is also incorrect. Yes. This game rules. I mean, if you have a good memory, some people have whiffed this.

I've seen it firsthand. What's the answer kyle kurt russell that is correct from 1976 i'd never heard of that i don't know what the hell that is i don't even know what the first what is it called was the first one the captive like it's weird to put the number at the end of the thing after the colon. Yeah, the captive. A pretty long drive. You know, it's not the exorcist. The heretic, too.

Exorcist, too. The heretic. All right. So, anyway, that point goes to Kyle. Kyle is kicking ass. Anything can still happen, though. And we're back to... Oh, it's Jessica's turn now.

You ready, Jessica? I'm ready. Okay. I think you can do this. I started the last one, right? Yeah, and then Jeff missed, and then Kyle got the gimme. Okay, all right. Hit me.

Hit me. Honey, all right. Hit me. Hit me. Honey, I blew up the kid. All I know is Rick Moranis. Doesn't that make it sound like the baby exploded? It really does. And frankly, I'll say it i was disappointed when no one died yeah he just became a giant baby um okay i'm gonna say carrie russell Keri Russell. That is correct.

Oh, my God, it's a miracle. I can't believe it. She is risen. I can't believe this is happening. Oh, no, this is really bad for the show. I shouldn't have gotten it. If there was an audience here, they'd be chanting Tate so hard right now. Tate, Tate, Tate. Yeah, it's just not the same when the competitors do it.

Tate, Tate, Tate. Yeah, it's just not the same when the competitors do it. I believe in you, Jeff. We don't cheer for each other enough. All right, you ready, Jeff? Yeah. Okay. The movie is called We Were Soldiers.

Whoa. All right. All right. Well, I think that, like, I know that Kurt Russell is not in that movie, so I'm going to guess Keri Russell. Why would you give away to the next person like kurt russell's not anyway um maybe one reason you can give it away is because you're correct that is right it is it is kerry russell jeff kate is on the board also i forgot about the neither thing i I forgot. I just spaced a second. Oh, my God.

You forgot about neither? Yeah, yeah. That totally could have been neither. Man, what a career Kerry Russell's had. You haven't seen We Were Soldiers, have you, Jeff? No. I would have seen it if Kerry Russell was in it. That's a very good point.

All right, Kyle, here we go. The next movie is called Seven Days. Seven Days? Seven Days. Okay. I have never heard of this movie. I am going to say neither. Are you sure?

I'm not very certain. Are you sure you don't want to say neither? I'll say neither. Neither, neither, either, either. You're correct. Oh, man. Good job sniffing out the fakies jessica oh no dead man's curve dead man's curve i'm gonna go I'm going to go who Carrie Carrie Russell

that's your guess uh Carrie Russell um yeah I will stick to it I'm scared that is correct it is carrie russell you did it oh oh my god carrie russell yeah she was in dead man's curve man i just knew her as felicity this whole time Jeff? Yes.

Carrie, Kurt, or neither, a movie called Goats. Goats? Just Goats. I've always loved the word goat for some reason. Strong word. And it's just what it represents is so great. That is...

I'm going to say Keri Russell. You ever try goat yoga? Oh, man. I want to do it so bad. Sometimes they pee on you. Is this a real thing? This is a real thing.

Yes, you pay for the pee. Oh, it's a real thing. They're like, you do yoga and goats climb on you. If you get down in a ball on the ground, goats will just jump up on your back. They don't respect you at all. They treat people like they're rocks. They just jump up on things. They just get goats treat people like they're rocks. And they just jump up on things.

So they just get goats on people while they're yoga-ing. People get peed on? I didn't know that. I think, you know, because they're just goats. They're just goats. They don't know the difference between some lady and the ground. And then they eat your hair. I bet there's not a lot of men at goat yoga, but I'd be into it.

We should all go one day. Oh, all right. Who guessed what? I said. I just got transfixed by goats. You said that it's Keri Russell and goats. Yes. You're right. It is Keri Russell and goats yeah oh shit that's the first one i've known i wish it would have fell to me i was like

oh man you've like you know goats no i don't know why i know that jason schwartzman is also in the movie goats that's all i know about it oh and i wonder which which one's the title character I don't think it's animated I think it's live action It's like an indie movie I don't know how it ever came on my radar But I was hoping that one fell to me Is it about goats? Like actual goats?

It's not Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan solving mysteries? I think it's just them all debating That exact thing I want to see that movie Michael Jordan solving mysteries? I think it's just them all debating that exact thing. I want to see that movie. All right. It's Kyle's turn. You ready, Kyle?

Kyle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how ready you are. Sometimes I watch the Zoom too hard to see if the yellow the movie is called candle shoe what candle shoe there's no way this is no i'm telling you the movie is called candle shoe this is neither there's no way that's a movie i'm telling you it is a movie it had uh jodie foster and she played a young girl who has to go live in a old british castle castle for some reason and it. And the castle was called Candleshoe.

I'm still going to say neither. Yeah, neither one of them was in Candleshoe. But it is a real... I was like, how dare you? It is a real movie. Sorry to the makers of Candleshoe. I'm not. Yeah.

Sorry to the makers of Candleshoe. I'm not. Yeah. Fuck those dicks and their dumb movie title. Yeah, take that, you successful people. All right, you ready, Jessica? I'm as ready as I'll ever be. So no, but go ahead. Jiminy Glick in Lala Wood.

What? An actual motion picture. There were multiple Jiminy Glicks? Wait, was that, I thought it was a, okay. It was a sketch. It was a TV show. Yeah, I was going to say I thought it was a TV show. He was a guest on other shows,

but then he also made a movie called jiminy glick in la la wood wow they really just don't know when to quit um i bet you it's got some funny parts in it i'm sure it's really funny um it's got kurt russell carrie russell or neither i'll tell you that much about it i really thought that you were just fucking up and telling me who was in the cast. And I was like, oh yeah, it's in the bag. You know what? I'm going to go.

I'm going to... I feel like one of them's in it because I feel like this is a movie where they're like, we've got to stack the cast. And I had like 800 names in it. It's gonna stack the cast and add like 800 names in it um it's kirk uh i'll say kirk because i said kerry last time kirk oh really your strategies are really excellent and um they uh they have a tendency to pay off but this time it paid off again. That is correct. Wow, the true highlight of Kurt Russell's career, being the 400th celebrity listed in

Jiminy Glick, I assume. Yeah, I wonder if like Goldie was in the same sequence or something. Yeah. Maybe they got both of them. And it was just them as themselves or something? Yeah. All right. We got Kyle with four, Jessica with three, and Jeff with two. Jeff, step it up. The people are counting on you. Yeah.

Date, date, date. I'm doing my best. Do better. All right, Jeff, you ready? Yes. The film is called Circus Boy. Circus Boy. This sounds like an Eric Andre movie.

It really does. It can't be. All right. Circus boy. I'm going to say neither. That is correct. Yes. That isn't a movie.

It's an old TV show that starred Mickey Dolenz from the monkeys. Wow. Oh, he was a circus boy. Yeah. I think he was the title character. Like trouble on set in. That's how he got typecast.

He was just going to be a monkey forever alright so this one decides it yeah who's next after Jeff who's always after Jeff I think it was Kyle I think you're right okay so this goes to Kyle

Kyle misses it Jessica gets a shot She misses it too Then Jeff will tie it up with Kyle And we'll have to do a tie breaker A Kyle breaker Kyle the film is Guns of the Desert Guns of the desert. Guns.

What? Guns of the desert. The sequel to Candleshoe. What? Actually legitimately sweating. It has done me a good job so far. I'm going to say neither. Boy, you really counting on that neither to come through.

It was a strategy other than both of them miss it. Yeah, but you know what? That strategy has paid off. Yes! My new friend, you are the winner. Congratulations. Oh, candle. One in my chair.

Can you come back next week, Kyle? Let's do it. Okay, good. It'll be fun. I'm looking forward to it. Guns of the Desert. Dopamine I've had forward to it. I'm looking at Guns of the Desert. Dopamine I've had in a year and a half. Really?

Maybe another time when I watch Blade Runner. Oh. What was your... So somebody that went all this time without having seen Blade Runner and finally watching it, like what was your... so somebody that went all this time without having seen Blade Runner and finally watching it, like what was your, like what surprised you about it the most other than the fact that, you know, you ended up liking it so much.

What kept me from seeing it so long was the amount of people telling me what edit of the movie was better. Oh yeah. It's so confusing. The only thing that I never know if I, I think I started it once and I didn't know if it was the right cut. And then a roommate was like, that's, you got to watch the, I don't have the other one. I have the one in my hand. And I guess, you know, I like when a sci-fi movie holds up, that's a good thing.

Cause sometimes they feel dated kind of quickly, but so much of this one wasn't relying on large set pieces and stuff that wouldn't hold up i thought it was pretty great yeah i mean it's just it's visually it's just so stunning it's just it's got so many uh shots that just look like you know paintings but um i appreciated the pacing of the first one i didn't 20 40 20 49 lost me a little bit i thought it was a little too slow But also it did look really cool That's what I'm excited for Yeah Yes Jeff

It's pretty impressive how they guessed wrong About every company that they had Like Atari And whatever Oh yeah that's true In the downtown or whatever of blade runner they were like this is what's going to be in the future none of them exist the only remaining advertiser for blade runner yeah and like um there were like uh signs that said uh for the um public

telephones were kind of like uh they have a like a video element. So there are signs that said vid, vid phone, if you pronounce it out, it's spelled. Cause there's no E, but basically vid phone was a, something they guessed at that didn't really, didn't really happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe more of us don't have abandoned houses with a little teddy bears walking around. So few of us have that these days.

Yeah. It's really a thing of the past. Okay. So mark it down Kyle for four yes for next week. Tell us again about your podcast and when and where people can catch it. It's called Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers. I have comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen. It's out every Thursday, you know, wherever you get podcasts. People not, yeah, wherever you get those, that's where it is. Yeah, I know.

I shouldn't say that with podcasts, but i'm so used to saying it with everything like where can you get it because uh people love to you know know where they can get it thank you kyle thank you jessica michelle singleton stepping down from your throne uh my dreams of meeting and beating sam levine have been dashed oh wow i'd be happy to get the two of you together sometime soon. Oh, my God. That'd be amazing. That'd be a showdown I'd enjoy very much. Just me eating shit and him winning.

Yeah, but if you get anything right, boy, is Sam going to be steamed. Boy, that would be real lovely. Oh, man. Thanks for having me. I have a podcast where I watch a lot of movies I haven't seen or my co-host hasn't seen. So it's in the same vein. It's called Two Filthy Nerds, and it's Indiana Jones season. So we're having a lot of fun over there.

People like Indiana Jones, come hang out. How much Indiana Jones do you have to watch? Like, you're not going to watch, like, that TV series, are you? We, oh, we considered it. But then we decided it's not a full indiana jones podcast and we already spent too long in a very heavy harry potter season so we're just doing the four main movies we just watched raiders of the lost ark last night it was my first time seeing it i know you just you just started oh yeah oh we just started we're recording the episode after this so uh

we're doing that and then going to marvel so lots of fun stuff let's get a scoop i want a scoop what was the thing that was surprised you most about raiders of the lost ark um you know i forgot how hot harrison ford used to be i feel like that was probably the most surprising also i had to ask everyone because we did a watch party with the patrons. And I was like, were these graphics considered cutting edge at the time? Because the people like melting and stuff, it was very Roger Rabbit-y. So it's, it's funny coming from that having been spoiled by CGI and everything and not having, because i hadn't

seen it because i don't know my dad left and it was sad uh it's like no dad movies for me um but yeah no i just it was it was real fun and i liked uh i don't know i i have no idea if anything they said was actually historically accurate but it really made me feel like I learned something. No, I think it's true that if you open the lost Ark of the Covenant, but just don't look at it, just close your eyes, you'll be fine. Okay, I'll keep that in mind on my next archaeological excavation. All the bad guys looked right at it, like a leader looking at an eclipse. But the good guys, they just looked away and then they survived

that it's like oh yeah it's just turning people to dust but if you close your eyes you're fine yeah blind people were just in the clear all along i know that's what they should have they should have sent some blind people in to do what they were doing but you know at that point i think they were being held captive or something yeah well it's also like so they all the bad guys would have died anyway if indiana jones wasn't there is how i felt like i think so yeah that's part of the thing is that he's not that much of a hero he just kind of moves things around through the whole movie and he like got to collect the box it's like he doesn't ever accomplish anything even the end, he doesn't even get the Ark of the Covenant. It's just shoved into a warehouse.

Spoiler alert. I haven't seen it. No, it doesn't matter. It literally looks like, I think, an Amazon warehouse at the end. And it was fun, though. It was cool. I was like, wow, boy, am I glad I finally watched this. And that admission is enough to tell you i went i my streak has gone on

far too long on this show yeah well you're you're in for quite a ride now because from this point forward people do not agree on uh on the quality of these next three films that's right there was there was infighting within the patrons in the chat last night yeah yeah i mean everyone agrees the first one's probably it's hard to argue it's not the best one besides obviously what's that except for obviously the crystal skull no you're gonna run into crystal skull enthusiasts oh yeah everywhere you look it's brutal uh jeff tate thanks for being here dude Oh thanks for having me It was nice to be back Yeah what's going on

You got First Friday of every month people should go to Bandcamp and buy all the Jeff Tate Stuff Yeah Bandcamp Fridays And I think that's it I got a date In June 18th and 19th.

Oh, is she a looker? And what kind of date is two nights? No, it's for stand-up. It's a stand-up. Oh, I see. Where's that going to be? At Chameleon in Cincinnati. It's a place called Chameleon.

Oh, cool. Two shows a night. There's a club down the street called Chameleon, and everyone just looks at a chameleon. I know. I felt so dumb trying to get a book there. I bet you the Geico lizard gets right in when he comes through town. He bumps so many other reptiles.

So, yeah, thanks to everybody. I think that covers everything. Yay! RushTix.com for my next show on April 20th a virtual stand-up show in which we will play games from Douglas movies and Jeff Tate will be there for that

and that's on April 20th at 4.20 Pacific time and we'll be back next week with Kyle Ayers thank you Kyle Ayers, Jessica Michelle Singleton, and Jeff Tate. As always,

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