Doug Loves Movies - Leonard Maltin, David Gborie, Nick Rutherford and Nick Thune guest

Episode Date: March 14, 2018

Live from SXSW in Austin, Doug welcomes Leonard Maltin, David Gborie, Nick Rutherford and Nick Thune to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth there's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. We're all about movies.

Wow, you guys need a director. I wonder if there are any here in this town. coming to you once again from esther's follies as part of the comedy at south by southwest in austin texas we got any uh austin peeps in the room today okay good you guys did any of you not have like a badge and just came down and got in? All right. Oh, very nice.

That's much better than previous years. Usually people are like, if there's a chance I'm not going to get in, fucking fuck it. Yeah, they double swear unnecessarily. It's Tuesday, March 13th, 2018. And I know you guys have stinking badges because of the South by Southwest. But what's the name tag situation like?

Do we have a few? Okay, good. We got enough. Your name tag for South by does not count as a few. Okay, good. We got enough. Your name tag for South Byte does not count as a badge, so don't try to trick any of my guests. What's that thing you're putting down on the ground? You're putting it down already? You already gave up on it?

Hang on a second, lady or weird dude. It's a pizza box? And what's your name? Pizza? What? Brian? What? Did you write Brian on it even? It's just a pizza box. Brian, like Pizzeria Pizza Ryan.

Oh, Pizza Ryan. Pizzeria Pizza Ryan. Let's call the whole thing off. Alright, you don't have to hold it up anymore. I'm sorry I made you do that. But, oh, everybody put them down now. Okay.

No, that's cool. No, I can't see them anyway, so... I trust that there are some good ones, and as you can see, we have four guests that are about to come out here, and they will... They'll do their best to pick the best ones. And I understand, you're at a festival.

You can't cart around a big, giant, stupid name tag all day. You're probably going to something else after this, right? Woo! This was your, you scheduled a nap for this time of the day. Just go sleep through Doug Loves Movies. It'll be just like when I'm listening to it and I'm falling asleep at home. Doug Plugs, Doug Loves Movies is back

at the Gramercy Theater on March 21st in New York City. And then we're back out in L.A. at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on March 27th. And all of my dates and dates and links are at DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Where is that?

I forgot. I didn't go back to that lady that yelled out that she has food. Yeah! What do you mean you have food? It's a very generic offer. There's plenty of foods I don't like. What?

Do you like carbs? Do I like carbs? Yeah. Look at me. So you brought a box of carbs? Did you go to the carb cart down the street? Yeah. What is it?

What do you got? We got bread. Bread, of course. Surprise. Burritos. And fudge. Fudge. Yum.

I can't, you know, burritos and fudge is like, that's what we have at my home every year on Christmas. Special. You got brownies? Are they regular? Wait till I finish the question.

Wow, it's the impatient stoners over there. Are they? Yes. No. All right, you guys. This is going to be a fun crowd. I just know it. And Douglas' movie is going to be back here in Austin as another South by Southwest offering on Friday

over at the State Side, State, whatever you want to call it, Theater, on Congress. It's right by Congress. It'll to call it, theater on Congress. It's right by Congress. It'll be a stone's throw from Congress. I'll try not to mention politics once. In this show, I've already said one thing, and that was I'll try not to mention politics.

Now I've said it twice. The show on Friday is at 5 o'clock. Alright, you guys ready to get my guests out here? I think they're ready. Let me move over just a little. Move down just a tad here, give people a little bit of room. These are four good ones.

They're all in town for comedy and film stuff. And it's a pleasure to have them come out here. Please give it up for Nick Thune, David Rory, Nick Rutherford, and Leonard Maltin. Yeah! All right. Let's meet them individually, shall we? Starting with the man a couple seats down from me. Yeah, it's not in any particular order.

Nick Rutherford is here, everybody. Hey, Doug. How's it going, everybody? How's it going, Austin? The lunatics. Now, I know you've done my weed program, Nick, but have you done the Doug Loves Movies before? This is my first time, and I'm a big fan, and I'm terrified.

Oh, my goodness. You're scared? I'm very scared. You think you're going to have a hard time in the games? I brought two of the best to go up against you here today. Yeah, who's that? Two of these three. I was making a joke that one of them's not one of the best,

and let's not worry about which one it is. I'm curious, what made you, like, how did you choose your first name? Well, you're much, much older than me, so I was a big fan, and then I decided to... Interesting, yeah. Yeah. That's cool. The game part's going to be confusing today.

We have two Nicks sitting next to each other. Do either of you go by a nickname ever? Yeah, my nickname is... Nick? Yeah. His nickname's Alfonso. Is it for reals? No.

No, this is going well, right? What's your nickname? My nickname? Yeah, do you have one? No, do you have one? Not really. Do people have nicknames? I mean, some people call me,

hey, it's Super Jaime, or hey, it's Doug Loves Movies. I have three names. Yeah, no, I don't care. My nickname is... It used to be called Looney Thunes. Looney Thunes? Oh, that's fun. At one point, somebody asked me, this is in college, somebody asked me, like, well, what

should your nickname be? And I said, Putter. Like a guy who putts. I know. So don't leave it up to me. It could have been like laser strike or big hog or something. I was like,

what about the most boring part of golf? That's what I want to be known as. That'll work for me. That's also an expression like puttering around the house. Right? Yeah, I'm always like kind expression like puttering around the house, right? Yeah, I'm always kind of doing little things around the house. Alright, so for the...

Let's not. Let's not use that one. So we're going to call you putter today. I wish we would. Honestly, I wish we wouldn't. It's a big moment for me, so I wish we could putter it in. Well, let's say hello to Nick Thune everybody he's here thank you it's good to be back um what give us a nickname that you could use today we got to change one of

your names just for a day just for the next hour call me big thunder oh I like that he really stepped up. He had that right away. That's actually what they called him. That was my nickname in, well, I mean, the name now, Indian Guides, which was like the pre-Boy Scouts thing. And that was my nickname because I farted a lot. Called me Big Thunder.

I thought you were you know what happens I thought you were just taller than the other kids you know what comes before thunder lightning I used to pee in the corner and then fart

you always knew like if you were you know of what however far however far away from me peeing in the corner that I farted

you knew that's how many miles away from the light you'd pee on the electrical outlet yeah that was the lightning it's really I mean it's scientific in the corner that I farted, you knew that's how many miles away from the light. You'd pee on the electrical outlet. Yeah, that was the lightning. It's scientific. Is your pee lightning because it burns stuff?

Well, I did have chlamydia in 98. That was a good year for you. And that was just a Q-tip in the penis sort of a situation. You're losing them, Big Thunder. Putter, putter. The Q-tip was to get it

or to get rid of it? That was to see if I had it. Which point? Oh, that was the testing stage? Yeah, and then they were like, yep. And then they were like, alright, we're just going to give you a shot in the ass and why would you have sex on a golf course in Bend, Oregon? You know, that was really what they asked me.

Yeah, you got to stop puttering around. I'm all right. Let's also say hello. Do you mind if I promote my website? Oh, I'm going to go through all that stuff with all you guys I was going to say Arby's.com Oh, okay I'm glad you got that in

Because everybody loves horsey sauce I like get like a gag reflex I like start to throw up when I hear the words horsey sauce David Borey is here, everybody Yeah How you doing dude? Beachwood Are we not doing the nickname thing?

Okay That's cool You're Beachwood? Yeah It kind of fits though Yeah Like say hey Beachwood I see it

Hey Beachwood Yeah Well I could call you that, I could call you that. It works. It works. I could call you that if you want me to, but you don't really need a nickname because you're the only David on the panel.

Tale as old as time. Song as old as time. Beauty and the Beast Wait, you've had a series of panels where you're the only David on the panel and that bums you out? I've never had another David on the panel, to be honest with you. You're lucky.

I'll tell you what, though, when you do have another one, it feels so good. Well, for you, Big Thunder, it doesn't... I don't think Putter loves it. Not a fan. Little short.

I'm loving all three of these characters in a new indie film. And I'm also... I can't wait to hear the review from Mr. Leonard Maltin. I can hardly wait for the movie. How is your South By going so far? It's going great. Yeah? My daughter and I did a couple of podcasts with Jim Gaffigan and with Bill Hader.

It turned out great. Yeah, the Maltin on Movies podcast. That is correct. That's the one. And then I hosted a screening of a film made by a friend of mine called Ali vs. Cavett, The Tale of the Tapes

about Muhammad Ali and his relationship with the talk show host, Dick Cavett, who is here and still here to tell the tale. And it's a really good film. Yeah, I'm looking forward to checking that one out.

How many films have you seen since you got here? Not a lot. Because you're busy doing podcasts with Jim Gaffigan and Bill Hader. And other stuff. Yes. Cocaine. They're doing a lot of cocaine. And what, so have you seen anything else that you could recommend

yeah this morning I saw The Rider by Chloe Zhao okay which Sony Classics Sony Pictures Classics is releasing

it's very good okay and I saw American Animals Friday night Bart Layton's film which is really strikingly original

very very interesting film oh okay and I saw, what else? Did you see Eighth Grade? No, unfortunately. I wanted to see that. And I saw a film called The Breaker Uppers by these two very funny Kiwi performers

who wrote and directed it. And it's executive produced by Taika Waititi. Oh, and he's brilliant. Yeah, he's great. And Jemaine Clement has a little cameo. It's got a fun premise. They, and he's brilliant. Yeah, he's great. And Jemaine Clement has a little cameo in the film. It's got a fun premise.

They're like two girls that decide to let people hire them to ruin relationships. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. That sounds pretty fun.

But they don't have those dumb accents, do they? They absolutely do. This movie sounds great, but they don't have those dumb accents. It's Kiwi through and through.

And they were here, and it was fun to see them. Oh, they're nice people? Yes, they are. Okay, I take that back then. They got great voices. I love Taika Waititi's voice in that he plays that,

I forget the character's name, but he's a big CGI character in Thor Ragnarok. What's his name? Gorg. Gorg? Gorg. Gorg. Yeah, he's a big CGI character in Thor Ragnarok. What's his name? Korg. Korg? Korg. Korg.

Yeah, he's great. Yeah. Because he's talking so gentle all the time. But he's this giant guy talking about dogs. He's a genuinely funny guy. Genuinely funny. Yeah, he's super great. Of course you saw We Live in the Shadows.

Yes. And they're going to do a sequel to that. Yes, they are. I announced that. They're making an American version of it, right? Is that what it is? Yeah. They're repurposing it.

They're going to use it. It's going to be all recycled. It's going to be all cardboard. I think it's cool what they're doing. You know? Now, Nick, you're here doing some stand up comedy shows as far as I know

wait I haven't no are you talking to Big Thunder or Butter oh sorry sorry BT

would you I was going to say Thor whenever I hear Thor because my last name Thune I always thought if my name was Thor Thune, it would be a tough life.

Right. People would just be like, I don't know if he has a lisp, or I don't know if there's a TH situation. And when you show up and people weren't expecting you to come back right away, they'd be Thor Thun. So. But are you in a film playing this year? I know we were both the stars of Mr. Roosevelt that played last year here. We're basically...

We're basically the stars of that movie. Well, you really are, but I steal the whole thing. No, well, well. You were very good in that movie, Doug. Thank you very much. That's what I was just telling him backstage. I loved it. I think that's one of the few things I've done

that Leonard has seen. I've never seen anybody peel an orange like that. Yeah. It was beautiful. I get into it, got into it real hard. And they didn't,

you know, it was low budge, so we didn't have other oranges standing by. So I had to hold it together like it was a fresh orange every take. And just pretend to tear it apart.

For that movie, I... How many takes were there? Hang on a second. Oh, man. I mean, you know, it was a rough morning. I remember I might have had to do that

like three times. Oh, boy. They had a scene where I had to break... Like, I was making eggs and, you know, and I was like, I want to do

like a really interesting like one-hand egg break, drop it on the thing. And they're like... And I'm like, I YouTubed it. They're like, yeah, don't fucking do that. Like, no, I've done a lot thing. And they're like, and I'm like, I YouTubed it. And they're like, yeah, don't fucking do that. I'm like, no, I've done a lot of work.

They're like, no, we actually probably aren't even going to use this shot. You might be cut out of the movie. It'd be very difficult to cut you out of the movie. I think it would be a vast improvement, but it would be hard to do because, you know, you're the boyfriend, she comes back to see.

You know what you did. That would change the story. You know your part in the film. I haven't read it. Was that your first time riding a bike in that film? Or did you have to learn how to ride bikes for that movie?

Yeah, well, you know, and you can look on YouTube and you figure all that stuff out. And I actually, I have a four-year-old, he taught me. You just stay steady. You know what I mean?

And you just keep pedaling. But now with the electric bikes, because Noel had hired that whole... They had that track. So I didn't ever have to ride the bike. I was just on a track. And then when I fell, that was actually a stunt double. And so I never actually saw a bike throughout the filming of that.

So a stunt double, just like you got a tall guy and pasted a bunch of hair on him, and he fell off the bike? Yeah. Wow. They told him his name was Thor. Okay, so you don't have a movie here this time? No. Okay. No. But I do have a movie here this time? No. Okay.

No. But I do have a lot of stuff on my iPhone if anybody wants to take a look. And you know, a movie I still never saw that everybody that had seen it raved about it and I still got to see it is the Dave Built a Maze. Dave Made a Maze.

Dave Made a Maze. Yeah. Yeah, one person out there. People should watch it. He's super into it. It's on Hulu. I'm Dave and I did make The Maze And it's I mean, it's brilliant, the guy that made it

William Watterson Not the actual Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson But yeah, it's really good Okay And If you guys don't mind, I'm going to take my shirt off. Is that how we...

I don't know how to break the silence. Take your jacket off first. Oh no, is that the trick? I can do my shirt without my jacket. Without the jacket, I love it. It's like the old bra trick. Wait, what? The old bra?

First you take an old bra. So, Nick, you, uh, I'm sorry, putter, you, uh... You're in a motion picture that is playing here at the festival this year called The Unicorn. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Thank you. I don't know if these people have seen it

or they're just like conditioned to clap now. Yeah, they're just supporting that you're in a movie that sounds made up. And our friend Lauren Labkus is in it with you. Yeah. It's me and her. What's the short synopsis? It's basically Lauren and I are engaged

and we decide one night in Palm Springs that we maybe are very boring people and that maybe we can fix this if we go out and have a threesome and then we go out and try to have a threesome over a kind of a long weird night

in Palm Springs Cal who wrote it? I wrote it along with my good buddy Kirk Johnson and Will Elliott. And, yeah. These are Austin locals right there. And I'm very excited about it. It's been playing really well,

and we got... Like, today I just found out we made $40 million, so... Oh! Yeah. No, we haven't made anything yet, and I'm kind of in trouble today I just found out we made $40 million. Oh! Yeah. No, we haven't made anything yet. I'm kind of in trouble by the WGA because of it.

So if you guys can Venmo Nick $10 each. That would be great. Yeah. Alright, cool. I'm going to try to see It's playing a couple more times here at the festival Yeah once tomorrow at 3.15

Did I say this now? 3.15 at the Draft House on South Lamar You guys love it And then I don't know maybe we win an audience award And we play it again Oh that's right yeah Could pop up again But if you do go give it a good grade for the audience score.

Be honest, too. That's what I do. I honestly give good grades to films made by people I know. I honestly respect them for being in my world. Your integrity is just wild. They deserve to win awards. I saw Mr. Roosevelt a few times last year.

I didn't vote for it at all at the Audit's Award, and it still won without me putting my considerable thumb on the scale. It's a heavy thumb. Oh, the heaviest. I could have voted for it three times. David Borey did his podcast with Ian Carmel and Sean Jordan, our other friends from All Fantasy Everything. That wasn't official, but...

What do you mean? It wasn't like part of the festival. Oh, you kind of just jumped in at the top? This is embarrassing to say now, but yeah, we just like did a show. It wasn't a South by Southwest show. That's kind of like the lunch I had today. You're not allowed to say now, but yeah, we just did a show. It wasn't a South by Southwest show. That's kind of like the lunch I had today. You're not allowed to say that. My lunch wasn't on the festival, but it felt like it was South by Southwest.

But it was on the street. You do anything in or around Austin in the month of March, you're participating in South by Southwest. All right, then, yeah, we were in South by Southwest, you motherfuckers. Yeah, you guys always have something that you draft. It's always a different random thing that you do a draft on, and you all sit around and argue about it, or discuss it, rather. No, it's an argument. You're all friends.

And what did you do a draft on at this most recent episode here in Austin? Oh, we did cocktails, but then we had to drink the cocktails, so then it turned into diarrhea pretty quick. Yeah, that... Did you record that one for people to hear? The diarrhea or the cocktails? The episode about diarrhea cocktails. They're both going to be up on iTunes.

Yeah, okay. You don't want to be the person yelling that out. You know... You got a mom somewhere, you don't want to be up on iTunes. Yeah, okay. You don't want to be the person yelling that out. You know, you got a mom somewhere. I mean, unless, heaven forbid, terrible timing, you're just warning us that you have it. Diarrhea! That would be a great, yeah, if any time you're going to have it, you have to yell it.

You can just make that a rule. Yeah, I mean, you see, like, at jacuzzis, you'll see a sign that says, don't go in this if you've had active diarrhea in the last eight days. And it's like, who's, nobody's checking. I've never actually been in a jacuzzi

because of that. That's a good reason to not, one of many reasons to not get into a jacuzzi, but people don't have diarrhea for eight days at a time? Some people will go 10, 15 days. That's crazy. I believe it, because you're my friend, but like... I'm going to have to do my own research.

No, man, you know... You trust me? I kind of, until you dropped these diarrhea facts, now I don't know what to do. If you're on like a liquid diet, is every time you go to the bathroom, is it diarrhea, or is it just... No, your body

is like an oven. It's baking. It's baking poop. What did you just yell out? Video? Video? That's diarrhea girl if I've ever heard of her before. She's like video or it didn't happen. I feel like you came here for a real specific thing. Yeah, diarrhea video.

Where is it? Oh, I love the comments section on the diarrhea videos. That one was shitty. It was pretty loose. She would have tightened that up. You call that diarrhea? All right.

Not enough teepee. Yeah. Let's find out about the prize bag, you guys. I brought some stuff. You all brought some stuff. Let's start with Leonard. What do you have for us today? Well, I have a copy of my book,

The 151 Best Movies You've Never Seen. Which I very much have and enjoy this book because, you know, a lot of the movies that you recommend and here I have not seen, and they are good. Well, good. Thanks. Thank you. I'll give everybody a quick example.

Showgirls. All right, what else have you got? He doesn't even say anything. He doesn't even have to dignify that with a remark. I've got nothing. No, I've got nothing. Although, I will tell you that Showgirl star Elizabeth Berkley is in a Woody Allen movie, The Curse of the Jade Scorpion.

And I interviewed Woody Allen when he was in L.A. promoting that movie. And I said, how did you happen to cast Elizabeth Berkley in your film? She's very good in it. He said, well, I get up early in the morning and I walk on the treadmill and I channel surf. And I came upon this show, Saved by the Bell. That's how he cast her in the film. She was damn good on that show.

That's interesting that that's the way he cast her, but that's also how I masturbate. Not going there. So, so, we got the cool South Park buttons with Leonard Maltin. Made by my daughter, Jessie. Yeah Park buttons with Leonard Maltin. And these are made by my daughter, Jessie.

Yeah, they say Team Maltin, and they're awesome. And some candy. Well, I figured, you know, I always bring a book, but I figured, you know, Junior Mints are kind of a standby for movie-going enjoyment. And I thought that would be appropriate. That's perfect. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Speaking of pepperminty things,

I brought this. Oh, man. Merry Christmas, man. Merry Christmas, everybody. Now, what is the audience at home going to learn about that? They've heard me speak of these because I'm giving them out on every show this year. So, yeah.

So the listeners know They know what it is It's a pretty vase Oh man Pretty vase Nick Thune what do you have for the prize bag I have a Patch For a movie at the festival called

Prospect That a guy gave to me whose sister I hooked up with in high school on 6th Street yesterday. And that's really all I have. You hooked up with her while you were in high school on 6th Street? Yeah, he was like, hey, I'm Jessica's brother.

And I'm like, yeah, oh yeah, I remember Jessica. And he's like, yeah, I have a movie here. I'm like, cool. And he's like, here's a patch. I'm like, hey, I'm Jessica's brother. And I'm like, oh yeah, I remember Jessica. And he's like, yeah, I have a movie here. I'm like, cool. And he's like, here's a patch. I'm like, great. And that's what I brought today. It's a cool patch. It's an alien.

I would say go see the movie Prospect. If you ever want to know what... What the movie's about? What movies are like. Yeah, yeah. What order do you think? Should they see it before they see Dave Made a Maze? I would say watch Prospect

and then check out Dave Made a Maze when you get home. And then maybe watch Mr. Roosevelt and do a full package. Yeah, Mr. Roosevelt's on Netflix. I've got a... I went on a cruise this last weekend down to Mexico with...

It was a train cruise. Yeah, it wasn't a cruise on a train. It was a choo-choo cruise. The band... No, the band Train... What? Had a cruise. Do you think that they tell that they're...

Do you think that trains, like kids, think that they're in a band called Choo Choo? I don't know, but they gave us this really cool you know, drinking cup thing, like, you know, personal thermos, I guess you'd call it. And I don't want it.

What do you got there, putter? So nervous. I went all out, and I got a... Here's a shirt from the unicorn. I'm not going to undo it. Motion picture of the unicorn. Yeah, check out the unicorn.

And then it's wrapped with a wristband from Bloodfest, which is like this horror comedy that I have a smaller role in. Oh, okay. So this is kind of my whole career in your hand right now. Yeah, Owen directed the Bloodfest. What's that? Owen directed it. Owen did, yeah. It's great.

They're both great. And then I was like, I just can't have things about me, so I got, I went to a little mart that maybe you bought the vase from. I don't know. But I said, how many are in that jar? And can I take them all? And so we're going to have... What is it?

It's pickles. It's a big-ass jar of pickles. Yeah, it's seven pickles in there. But it's, yeah, it's, how, are you giving away

the pickles and the juice? I would like the, I'm giving away the pickles and the juice but I would like the jar back afterwards because I can get a couple bucks back

if I take it to the liquor store down the street. This only cost me $70 so the guy definitely knew he was taking advantage of me. I want one of those pickles so bad. Well, you have $70. So the guy definitely knew he was taking advantage. I want one of those pickles

so bad. Well, you have to win. No, you can have one. I'll take a pickle. Yeah, have a pickle. Man. The winner's going to be like, oh, fuck, man. Six pickles? This is bullshit. I didn't sign up for this.

Here we go. He's going in. One bite. One bite. You really got to dive in. Oh, yeah. Oh, pickle puss. Oh, no.

Not a good pickle. You can't spit it back in. No. Dude. Spit it out into the audience. That's so fucked up. I didn't bite your patch and make an ugly face. Oh, yeah.

Look at that guy. We're about to have two diarrhea fans in the audience. Does that not taste like a leather chair? Yeah. It's a shit pickle. I would never give that to anybody. The new Austin taste treat, the shickles. I'm sorry I gave that to you.

I got fucking pickle fingers. Yeah, but what was the juice like? I feel like the juice has a lot to do with the taste of the pickle, you know? They're kind of related. It doesn't taste like a pickle. It tastes like an art department tried to make pickles. They're like, no, this will look good on camera.

Cool. You're saying they're prop pickles. Those are prop pickles for sure. Wow, I'm regretting that I gotta call my wife Tell her I made a mistake I brought a Douglas movie shirt And

Finally David What do you What do you have for the bag I know pickles are hard to top I I bought An Esther Follies Tank top out front

I got a tank top Not a T Because it was five Instead of twenty And It's really little Tank top out front. I got a tank top, not a T, because it was five instead of 20. And it's really little. It's for a small, tiny little body. Or it could be a cool sleeve. I think it's a small.

What size? He was a large man. Come on, sir. I heard it in your voice. How big is it? I need to put my pickle in it. Yeah heard it in your voice. Wait, this was $5? How big is it? I need to put my pickle in it. Yeah, it was $5. And a t-shirt that just has sleeves is $15?

$15 more, yeah. Okay, so $15 is just the fabric for a sleeve? Something is going on. You should see the fur on those sleeves. The sleeve game is a rip-off. I've been saying that for years. Those motherfuckers. The racket. Everybody knows about sleeve. The sleeve union's got us off I've been saying that for years Those motherfuckers The racket

Everybody knows about The sleeve union Is all about the balls man Oh boy Alright so Thanks for buying that But I guess Nick wins For most

Spent the most money Thank you Putter or thunder? Shit I meant putter. Classic thunder. Classic Nick mishap there. All right, we already know what Leonard's been up to movie-wise here at the festival,

but David Borey, what was the last movie you saw? What was the last? Oh, I watched Florida Project on the plane. And I loved it. Something about little kids saying dirty words just takes me back. Yeah, that's pretty entertaining. Plus it's just

it's like, it's the most simultaneously upsetting and also sweet movie. Yeah, it's adorable because they're kids but they're definitely saying like, ratchet bitch! Did you cry or not cry? I didn't cry. I just related to it a lot.

Running around apartments, breaking stuff. That was my whole life. Oh, I thought he was going to say he's a ratchet bitch. I cried so hard at that movie. Did you really? It's a beautiful film. But they live in Disneyland now. Don't cry for them. Oh, spoiler.

Oh, I'm sorry. I also followed the lead actress on Instagram and big fan. She's awesome. I love that. I love that he thinks they live in Disneyland. Is that not how it ended? They go to Disneyland. Yeah, to live.

You don't get to just live there. Agree to Disneyland. Yeah, to live. You don't get to just live there. Agree to disagree. In the sequel, it's just them hiding in the toilets every night. Yeah. Like, ten years later, they've just been living on, like, cotton candy. Like that rat in Charlotte's Web. Like, I think that's a good life. It was better than they had.

A kid lived in Disneyland. He lived on, like, Tom Sawyer Sawyer Island For like a full year Or something Nobody else heard about this? Yeah that was Jason Segel Wait are you Like he did live in Disneyland? Yeah he lived on He like would hide out at

You have a Disneyland watch on You've never heard about this? No I haven't A kid lived on Tom Sawyer Island In Disneyland for like 50 years That might be one of those stories.

This is not an urban legend? Is this like a Richard Gere hamster thing? I read it in a book. What book? Things I Made Up About Disneyland. You know whenever somebody dies in Disneyland, they like try to get the they don't pronounce them dead until their body's off

the property. Yeah, it's some chilling property. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's some chilling shit. Wingstop has the same policy. Earmuffs, Leonard. What was the last movie you saw, Potter? I saw Annihilation in Austin.

Oh, really? You didn't watch Legend of Bagger Vance again? you didn't watch Legend of Bagger Vance again? I was reading the screenplay on my phone while I was playing, yeah. Annihilation, did you like that? I don't know yet.

Right? I've seen it twice. I'm not sure either. You've seen it twice and you don't know? I've seen it twice. The first time I took an edible,

bad idea, and was, like, has anybody seen it? I like afterwards I was talking to my friends. Yeah, I'm not going to say anything. And I was like, so did like those women get out of the prison colony? And they were like, what are you talking about? This is not what the movie is about at all. But I truly thought it was prisoners.

Like being forced to do something. No, it's not. And so then I was like, I gotta see this again. And I took another edible. And again, I just wanted to be sure. So don't do that. And I kind of got through more of it

and then fell asleep by the end and I have no idea what was happening. At some point, that virtual fighter from... This is a spoiler. Now, you know, at some point, like that virtual fighter from, this is a spoiler. Now, I know everybody understands.

There was like a, you've seen it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand. I'm trying to wrap my head around it. But when I talk to people

like in less public spaces, I just go, oh yeah, very good. What a brave film. I say things that like I've just heard. It's just cool that a movie like this can exist. But I'm not saying anything.

They ruined the annihilation of my childhood by putting all those women in it. There was no annihilation before this one. But it's mostly women, right? Oh yeah, that one scene? Yeah, I like it. Ghostbusters 2. Yeah, it's very Ghostbusters.

It is. All right. Big Thunder? Thanks for asking, Doug. I saw the movie Upgrade, actually, that's here at the festival. You saw it here? Yeah. That's the last movie I saw.

I saw it right before that was the Florida Project, which I really... When you're a parent and there's a movie where a. I saw, right before that was the Florida Project, which I really... When you're a parent and there's a movie where a child is affected, it's like, it tears your whole fucking world apart. And I'm a dad, which, obviously like most dads, I do have a kid. And... You know,

it definitely affects you, but I watched Upgrade, which is Logan Marshall... You had like a regular ticket to Upgrade, and then they gave you a better seat when you got there? It's weird. It was weird. It was fucking cool. And I was telling the director, who I obviously was doing coke with for two days,

afterwards I said, I thought it has a lot of futuristic elements and it's original takes on those things. Like when you see like a futuristic car, the car that they used in this, I was like, wow, I've never seen that kind of a car,

but like that, that's good, you know? Because when you see these movies that everyone's making over and over, you're like, that looks like the car from this fucking movie. That like,

you know? And like, well, we had the same guy. It's like, well, get a different guy then. But I really liked it. I thought it was good. And he's like Tom Hardy.

I mean, the guy's fucking beautiful. But most things are going to be designed in the future to be based on movies that were about the future. I thought you were going to say about Tom Hardy. Everything designed in the future is based on Tom Hardy. That would be terrible Can I plug a movie that's in theaters? Yes, please

I'm touting The Death of Stalin Yes By Armando Iannucci I love it, sight unseen That looks so good Great movie, a genuinely great movie Interesting topic And that Iannucci guy

Who created Veep Created Veep. And he's great. In the thick of it, his British TV series. I think he's kind of a genius, really. There might even be an ad for that movie in this episode of Doug Lowe's movies. Wouldn't that be convenient? Yeah, well, I mean, you know.

Any breakout performances? They're all great. They're all great. And, you know, it's a terrific ensemble that he handpicked. And there are some British actors

that I'm not familiar with. The guy who plays Berea, Simon Russell Beale, is mostly a theater actor, primarily. But he is incredible in this movie, as is Steve Buscemi,

as is Jason Isaacs, as is Jeffrey Tambor, as is Michael Palin. It just goes on and on. Andrea Risberg, Patty Considine, they're all good. You can only get a couple women into a movie about Stalin. I don't want to spoil anything, but

does Stalin make it? Well, it's like this No That's a turn Just trying to set that up You know I mean that's

That's what Starts the plot of this movie Right Pretty much Stalin dies Yeah And it's everybody Trying to get his

His seat Yep Because he had a great chair I'm actually going to Write a movie about How fucking bad My fingers smell right now From that his seat. Because he had a great chair. I'm actually going to write a movie about how fucking bad my fingers smell right now from that pickle jar. It's going to be good. You need to go pump gas somewhere to get that

to get a new smell that won't go away on your fingers instead of the pickle smell. Pickles, that's what I don't like about them. I don't completely hate them, but I do dislike the fact that when they're on a plate, like if they're on a plate next to your sandwich, then your bread tastes like pickle.

They're really... I mean, Hannibal has a whole joke about that. He does? Flicking pickle. Oh, somebody's quoting it in the audience. Yeah, it's a good joke. Let's bring him up. Hannibal Buress, everybody. But no, it's good. joke. Let's bring him up. Hannibal Burrs, everybody. But no, it's good.

It's something that's like a little thing that people use. It's salty. It's got a nice... You know, that's why you do the pickleback, the whiskey shot and the pickle shot. I just wanted to say that one time on YouTube, somebody called me Hannibal Burgers. Hannibal what?

Burgers? And it was the funniest thing ever. Hannibal Burgers? Yeah, it was the funniest thing Some cool teen roasted me You're still talking about it Was it Anthony Jesselnik? I think it was spelled Jizzelnik One of the Jizzlebells?

Yeah I know her Alright turn the show off YouTube. One of the jizzle bells? Yeah, I know her. All right, turn the show off, Bert, because I'm about to say, let the games begin! I got some silly games I put together, but to determine who each of you gentlemen are playing for and who's going to win the prize bag, we need each of you to select a name tag.

There's a guy with a pizza box. And then all these other ones. And just go grab or have them pass forward to you whichever name tag you'd like to play for, guys. And while they do that, we'll do this. We'll be back after these words. Today's show is also brought to you in part by IFC Films' The Death of Stalin, a comedy of terrors from the creator of Veep and In the Loop.

Steve Buscemi and Monty Python's Michael Palin lead an award-winning ensemble in this hilarious political satire. Reinterpreting the true events of Soviet secession in Moscow in 1953, when tyrannical dictator Joseph Stalin drops dead and his parasitic cronies square off in a frantic power struggle to be the next Soviet leader. The one-liners fly as fast as political fortunes fall. Critics are already calling The Death of Stalin a masterpiece, one of the most hilarious films of the 21st century, and the political satire we need right now. Rolling Stone calls it brilliant

and reminds you that any resemblance to modern world affairs is not a coincidence. The Death of Stalin in theaters now. Back to the show. All right, we're back. Hey, Leonard, what do you got I got Putting on the knits There's a person

Named knits What's the other side We can't do that unless Leonard loses today My money's on him But uh And that's a popular performer of the 20s and 30s named Harry Richman. Oh, okay.

Who I actually like. And it had music by Irving Berlin. Yeah, and it's like a musical and it's directed by a man whose last name is Slow Man. Which is interesting. that's a good job. Nits.

That's the consolation prize. But we did get to see it. All right, what do you got there, BT? I've got Rapolo's Pizzerian. You really? There was an N. You put an N on there. Yeah, you threw the N

on the end. And then there's something inside, but I don't know if that's like technically the back, but I looked at it already. Yeah, it probably is

a shithead in case you lose today. But my money's on you. I think you're the one that's going to win. I mean, since I never have, I think today would be a good day.

Right, go for it. Since I'm a dumbass have, I think today would be a good day. Since I'm a dumbass. You can toss that on the floor for now. Toss that pizza. Putter? I got a poster for Whiplash 10. That's real nice. I like to go up in the nosebleeds where the diarrhea

people are. Yeah. I like that. Me and the Miles Teller Yeah. I like that. I like that. Me and the Miles Teller role. I think that's good recasting. They said that he had

diarrhea the whole film. Yeah. That's a secret. Yeah, that's why you shouldn't have opened up that floodgate. You know what I mean? The diarrhea floodgate?

Yeah, yeah. It's no longer a good callback. What do you got there, David? This says SXS Cara. It's attached to a vape pen. Oh, smart. Yeah, it's a very shoddy name tag, but there's a vape pen right there.

Can we all check that thing out? What is this? What does it do? Now you're addicted. Oh, it tastes like weed. What is this? What does it do? Now you're addicted. Oh, it tastes like weed. Oh, really? Here, don't make Mr. Malton touch that, but I'll... That's weird.

It tastes like weed. I don't know what it is. You know what? I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to take it back to my hotel room. I'll let you know later what it is. If you could do some sort do some analysis on it.

Just run a test on it. That's tasty. He's actually going to probably know what it is. You guys are crazy. That's weed, man. That's crack. That is crack That is crack We're fucked We're all fucked now

Finally crack In a vapor pen So that I can do it So I can do it Surreptitiously Honestly yeah And be around our friends And smoke crack

I said I wasn't gonna do Crack at South by God damn it Fuck Alright this crack. I said I wasn't going to do crack at South by. God damn it. Yeah. All right, this first game we're going to play, gentlemen, is something called

Characters Welcome. Yeah. It's popular with five or six of the listeners. I'm going to name the characters, not the actors who play them, just the characters listed in the end credits of a film. Everybody can guess as often as they like,

just the people on stage, of course. And first person who says the right movie wins the game. Cool. You're just going to yell it out? Yeah, just, I mean, you don't have to yell, movie wins the game. Cool. He's going to yell it out? Yeah, just... I mean, you don't have to yell. You have a microphone. Okay.

Just sputter it out. All right. I mean, the nickname wasn't successful back then, and I shouldn't have brought it up again. Now... It was a weird move. Yeah. But don't worry. It won't stick, putter.

Okay. Oh, by the way, if you want to reach Nick Rutherford, it's at putter on Twitter and at putter comedy on Instagram. There is already a putter on Instagram. This guy films all of his golf shots. All right. What movie has all these characters

in it? Starting with Girl in Blue Truck. Oh, uh... Okay. The Girl with the Blue Truck. Oh, that's a terrific guess. Party girl. There's also a party girl.

There's a beer delivery guy. Friday Night Lights? No, this is... Oh, I know what this is. That's a great guess. Friday Night Lights. But not correct. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Nick Thune says he knows what it is. But he doesn't. Did I say beer delivery guy? American Pie. No. There's an assistant coach. Teen Wolf. Oh, The Longest Yard.

Nick, you should do a movie called Man Wolf. It's about a guy, an adult who's a werewolf, and it's real easy to hide because he doesn't have to be in class all day. He works from home. He works from home. It just works out pretty well. There's a person in this movie

who goes by the name Michelle, Mitch, Tony. There's a person in this movie that goes by the name Michelle. Mitch. Tony. You're not supposed to participate and wrong. Sweet 16. Breakfast at... He's got way too many characters already

for Breakfast Club. Those are all people wandering by the window. Oh, man. Okay, this next name might give it away. Window Wanderer, that'd be a great... Alright, this next name might give it away. Also, that was called Baywatch, the Baywatch movie, I think.

Oh, I just watched that. You did? Yeah. Oh, okay. It's fun. You had a good time? Yeah. Alright, somebody had to. What was wrong with it? Oh, I don't know. The acting was pretty bad. It was weird.

It's like Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron, they both have their funny moments. They're not humorless guys. They're not who I was watching. That's true. I wasn't watching the're not who I was watching. That's true. I wasn't watching the girls either. I was watching that one dude that played the comedic character

with the big penis. Right, he got his dick caught in a lounge chair, a beach chair. And Hannibal. There's like 20 minutes of Hannibal having a stand-up going, I can't believe I'm in this goddamn movie. You definitely like, yeah, you could tell that he was working like, how do I act like I don't want to be in this movie, but definitely like, yeah, you could tell that he was working like,

how do I act like I don't want to be in this movie, but I like the money. Yeah, just like, oh, they're just paying me

to hang out on the beach for a few days, so I'll take it, but I don't approve. You know, and he was on the whole time, he told me.

Oh, okay. Doug. What? Is it dead man on campus? No. Damn it. That's a great guess.

That's what she told me. So that doesn't even count as like a bad... Wait, people were helping you during Nick's story? No, it was me saying I like Baywatch. We shouldn't have. That's a pretty good story, though. Put your kids to bed with that one.

Yeah, you know we should actually option that into a book. This is the story of how much your dad loved Baywatch. Wake up. This next one's going how much your dad loved Baywatch. Hey, buddy, wake up. This next one's going to give it away for a lot of people in this room. Maybe not these four on stage, but they're the only ones. Only ones eligible to guess. Except for the whole stupid free speech thing where I guess you could...

Have diarrhea. There's a character in this movie called Wooderson. There's no character named diarrhea. Pink. It's that dumb hippie movie. Simone Slater. Daisy Confused. That's it.

Daisy Confused. Daisy Confused. Great job, putter. I'm a dumb it. Days of Confused. Wow. Days of Confused. Great job, Putter. I'm a dumbass. I'm so stupid. Well played. For a second, I thought Dog Day Afternoon.

Oh, because of the assistant coach? Yeah. Well, there's a lot of people. There's a pizza delivery guy and there's a girl in a truck. Yeah. Probably not so many references. They're probably not a party girl

in the bank that's being robbed on a dog day afternoon. Let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Nick gets to go first, Nick Thune, and then we'll go to Leonard and David and Putter. Always a pleasure to be around you, Doug. It's not going to stick. You know what we'll do is we'll bleep it every time it gets sent. That'll be really fun. It's going to be a lot of work for the guy on the bleep button.

And you have two bleep guys or three now? We got three because of the overnight shift. All right. I'm going to say a tagline from a movie to you, Big Thunder. And you just get one guess what movie you think it is. If you get it wrong, then we move on to Leonard. What movie had the tagline, 12 years in the making? I mean, that's obvious.

Yeah, so you might want to just think of something else to say. No, that was in the movie. That's obvious. Did you ever see that? There's no reason to show off. No, I think 12 years else to say. No, that was in the movie. That's obvious. Did you ever see that? There's no reason to show off. No, I think 12 years in the making. Isn't that the... I mean, it's...

I'm going to... Yeah, I know what it is. You just can't think of what it's called? Nope. I got it right here. That's right. I'm just going to get it out. You're just going to access it.

I got to somehow figure out how to get it. Use your Google Glass. From here to here. And that's going to be a tough process. That's right. I'm just going to get it out. I'm just going to access it. I got to somehow figure out how to get it. Use your Google Glass. From here to here. And that's going to be a tough process. Oh, okay. And I'm going to say... We've got a time issue here. 500...

500 days? No, that's what I was just thinking of numbers. Summer? 500 summers? I love 500, 501, 502. 41, 40... I'm sorry, we had an audience buzzer, you know. You know that when the audience buzzes,

that trumps all other buzzers. Damn it! What if that was just a tick that guy had? Wasn't a buzzer at all. No, it was the burps. No. Leonard, what do you think it is? I never know this stuff.

It's just embarrassing. Right. Because when you say the answer... A lot of movies take a lot of years. Yes, but they don't often boast about it. It's not 12 Years a Slave, I'll tell you that. That'd be a really, really offensive tagline. For 12 Years a Slave.

12 years in the making. Oh, boy. No, I got nothing. Okay. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh. I'm going to ask for a hint type question. A what?

Is it an epic movie? No. No. Okay. Is it Savage? Audience member says no. David. You got this.

Is it Outbreak? No. I'm positive it's this. Boyhood. That's correct. Nick Rutherford, you deserve your own name. Oh, man. Oh, my God.

He's the best. That is embarrassing. It was right there. It was right there. It was right there. Of course it's right there. That's why it's embarrassing. Now we've got to call you driver. Man.

Wedge. Wedge. Wedge. Short game? Yeah. I don't really even golf that much, so I barely understand what you are talking about. Man. All right, you guys.

It's back to Big Thunder. Really? Yeah. Because we're starting from you again. Cool. Nick Rutherford got the point. You got it. And Big Thunder got the permanent nickname.

Permanent nickname. It's Nick and Big Thunder now. Yes! I haven't won my name yet. You haven't farted yet, so like... You can't tell if you're lying, you know? The lightning

has to come first, apparently. As legend has it. Lightning Piss, what is the, what is the movie that used the tagline, we don't need no education? Oh.

Oh. School of Rock. That is correct. School of Rock. Really? Really? Oh my gosh. Yes.

What? What? I'm just saying hey to my friend. You did. Say hi. I love you too, buddy. Just saying hi to my buddy. And you got another buddy right over here. You don't want him there. I like how you're keeping the vape pen

attached to the name tag. I was going to try to steal it. I can keep it though, right? I think that's how it works, yeah. Well, yeah. I'm not going to give it back. You better win the prizes though. That'd be nice.

I'll do my best. Okay. And we do have the Austin PD up front. Good. And they're going to take care of him? Good. Got it. I'm going to smoke this whole thing in the back.

Dare me. And by the way, Austin Petey is our friend that we like to smoke with. Name Petey. Yeah, Austin Petey. Yeah, Austin Petey's outside. He's great. I don't know his whole name, but I know he lives in Austin. Petey's a cool fucking dude.

Anyone named Petey is a great fucking name. It's just fun. P puts a smile on your face alright so we're gonna start with Leonard this round we've got a couple guys out there with some

some points so we might have to give them a tiebreaker but we'll start with you Leonard one movie had the tagline when love can come as a complete surprise Leonard. One movie had the tagline,

when love can come as a complete surprise. What? Knew he was going to say that. Called it. Saw that coming. That one came straight down the train cruise. Choo-choo.

I'm going to make a guess. I love it. Before sunrise. That is correct. Whoa. Whoa. Give him the vape. What vape?

He's hooked up to an IV. What thing? He's hooked up to an IV. We got a three-way tie, but David, you get to go first in this next round. Here he comes. Man. Yeah. Just do it.

Just say it. Just ask me. Well, we got Boyhood, School of Rock, Before Sunrise, and what is the tagline for this? What movie is this the tagline for? Everything is better with maturity. Is it Jack? That of course is the movie where Robin Williams plays a child man.

That's really funny. Okay, so that was out of joke, guess? Yeah. What I meant to say is it Lord of the Flies? I don't know why you had me on here. I've seen like 10 movies, too. All right, we're going to have to pass the conch.

Buddy. What do you got there for us, Nick Rutherford? Okay, something's got to give. Oh, I like where you're... I feel like we're in the same... I like what you're doing there, but that is not it. No. Because it's 13 going on 30.

So that's your joke guess? Yeah. On Hollywood Squares, they always had a joke guess, you know, and then they'd say the real answer. But that's incorrect. No, that was a joke, though. Okay, what's your real answer? Big.

All right, so it's up to Leonard to take this one home. Let me recap. We've got Boyhood, School of Rock, Before Sunrise from 1995. What do you think it is, Leonard? Before Sunset? I'm sorry, it's before midnight. Before midnight. Damn.

Damn. Oh, man. Damn. It was one of the two. I didn't know. Oh, damn it. All right, let's do one more. That was brutal. What'd you say, Leonard?

Before sunset? Yeah. Yeah, it was before midnight. I skipped before sunset. I heard... I was sneaky about it. I heard a storm's about to come. Are you going to fart into the microphone?

No, I'm going to piss over there. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's fine. Just like, you know, other people have to use these mics. All right, David, you've got to go first. Okay. Boyhood, School of Rock, Before Sunrise, Before Midnight,

and then what is the tagline? And Leonard Guest, Before Sunset. The tagline is, what if you had a second chance with the one that got away? Is it Jack? No, is it... Okay, we got boyhood, school of rock,

before sunrise, before midnight, and then Leonard just guessed before sunset. What if you had a second chance with the one that got away? Diarrhea. It's nothing to do with the big D. It's not diarrhea. I want to ace that. Keep your D in your pants. People think you mean dick, but no.

No, I thought they always talk about... Keep your diarrhea in your pants It's like I'm all about that D And they're always talking about diarrhea Yeah that's what they're talking about I'm trying to concentrate What can you say it one more time What time of day is it right now

If you had to say I don't know I can't even see colors at this point I'm so nervous all right so we have pretty woman i don't know man i don't know man i don't know i don't know i don't know the answer to that question all right i don't know mick rutherford, position to take it away from everybody. Before sunset. That is correct. I thought that... I fell for it so hard. Oh, my God. Damn freshman.

Well, you've only seen Jack, so this is a... That's what I told him! I'm just glad that Richard Gere and Pretty Woman found a second hooker after the other one got away. So, is that it for that category? Yeah, we're done. So, are you going to tell people those are all directed by Austin's favorite son, Richard Linklater? Yeah, that's why the audience is laughing the whole time

because they know what's going on they get it yeah he's a great filmmaker and I'm actually one of his biggest influences really because you're a slacker you've done the moon tower Comedy Festival, haven't you, Nick? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it looks like it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it seems cool. Yeah.

What? You did it, though. Man, this guy is cool. Can't tell. I don't remember, man. I don't think about stuff. Did you have a good day today? Yeah, it seemed all right.

Seemed cool. Seemed like it about stuff. Did you have a good day today? Yeah, it seemed all right. Seemed cool. Seemed like it was fine. People said it went well. This guy is emotionally detached. Yeah. I don't know what feelings feel like. Yeah, cool. Yeah.

I want my son to know me, but I don't think he does. Now it's getting sad. He needs to talk to somebody Yeah, no one listens, you know What'd you say? No, we're just having a good time, man Let's go do more coke Oh shit, David, I can't find

I can't find my pen. Could you pass me a pen? I don't have one. Yeah, you do. You just gotta... Is this what's... All right, man. We gotta do the old pen pass.

What, like second blow? Yeah. We're old pen pass where we we're like second blow yeah we're old pen pass pals oh Leonard touched it is that weed? Oh, I like that. I love the specialty drinks here. Again, the audience at home cheated.

Cheated out of a great sight gap. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why you got to come see the show live. That's right. Thank you to everybody for being here. We got one more game to play and it's something called Last Man Stanton. I'm going to name

an actor or actress, a very famous one with lots of credits. Then we'll start with who won that? Nick won that. Rutherford won that last game. So he gets to start us off. Thanks, everybody. Yeah. Putter!

And then we'll turn the order around. So we'll go to David and then Leonard and then Big Thunder. That'll help. And I'm going to tell you the name in a second, but keep in mind that if you can't think of a title, you can go to your lifeline, which would be the Pizza Box or Whiplashton, putting on the knits.

And what was the one on yours there, David? SXS Cara. Cara. Really great job, Cara. And I hope you have a backup pen in your possession. Where'd you come in from, Cara, for South By? San Diego. San Diego, okay.

When's the last time you had diarrhea? You don't have to answer that. Wow, so I just got a great idea for a show. Group crowd work. Where there's a bunch of comedians on stage all doing crowd work at the same time.

Not a bad idea. The only trick is you always have to talk to one person at a time. You can't change it to someone else until you hear a bell. And it's not a bell there.

It's just got to be in your head. Okay. What is he talking about? That is good weed, I'll tell you that. All right, so. It's pretty cool.

I don't think he necessarily has a film here this year but a few years back I saw a film that I enjoyed a lot that I think is underrated I won't say the name of it

because that would be one of the answers in this game but we're gonna do you're gonna do I'm gonna stay out of it because I already know the films

of Jake Gyllenhaal yeah films of Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah. Films of Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake G. So we start with Nick R. The Nicker. Okay. Hey, I pronounced that very

clearly. Is that the name you picked for yourself? No, no, no, no. The worst nickname. This is... Oh, it gets worse from there. His favorite TV show is The Nick, and it's just ridiculous.

Oh, The Mick. It's called The Mick? No, there's another show called The Nick, right? Yeah. Oh, you racist. It's a good show. There's a show called The Nick, right? Oh, you racist. It's a good show. There's a show called The... Okay.

I get it. What's your answer, Nick? I mean, I'm gonna... We just start easy. Donnie Darko. Oh, that's a great one to start off with. Let's keep this going. No reason to take any chances this early. What do you got there, David?

Jarhead. Okay. Very good. Leonard Walton. Prince of Egypt? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah! That's good.

That's one I would have pocketed for a while if I remembered it. Hey, you know what? If Leonard Maltin says it's called Prince of Egypt, it's called Prince of Egypt. Yeah, Wikipedia just changed it. You're like that kid that sends people into the cornfield on Twilight Zone. Like, if you decide

a movie's called something else, you have to run out and change it. But of course he means, what did you mean to say, Leonard? What they said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I heard it. I'm having a brain blip. Yeah, yeah, but Prince of... Persia. Yeah, yeah.

Prince of Sussex. You guys know how this works. I hope. Alright. It's me. BT. I'm gonna go Brothers. Wasn't that a movie he was in? Yeah. No, it's weird. They kind of applaud for

the movies they like, not the... Not the good answers. Yeah, not the impressive gameplay. But then on the other hand, if somebody seems like they're not going to have the answer, then they do. That gets applause. It's tricky.

Yeah, I mean, it just sucks. It's tricky. It's a real minefield. And the fact that I directed Brothers, that was hurtful. Especially because they took your name off it. That must have sucked. I thought that was so odd.

They said, we just want to use a different name. Come on. And I thought, all right. All right. Nick Rutherford. Okay, this is like a 50-50 for me. Oh, you go to your lifeline if you're, you know, going to stay in this.

No, no, I think it's not worth, that's like, you know, I look this person in the face, I don't trust them at all. You can't, you didn't get to see her, but like. But it's early, you know. Yeah, it's early. They're probably more likely to be able to help you. I mean, I know the first half, and I'm, okay, Nightcrawler. I thought it might be Nightwalker.

No, but it's Nightcrawler colon guy who crawls around at night. So we really like full title here. He's a baby at night. Alright, David. That was fucking good. I'm sorry. Nightcrawler was really My ace in the hole

You can go to your lifeline Because also You know By the time it gets back around To you You know Something might have been Sparked in your head

So you can Oh yeah I've got my lifeline What do you got Lifeline Brokeback Mountain Sweet home San Diego Says Brokeback Mountain.

The working title for that movie was Broke Dick Mountain, and people were like, that, you know, it's rough, the material's rough enough, let's go with a less offensive title. I think it's crazy, because they said that Heath and Jake actually did hook up in that scene. It's kind of a...

Wow, that was a real bottle dropper. Somebody lost their beer. I don't know who they're more excited about, Jake or... Poor, rest in peace, Heath Ledger. Wait, what happened? Oh, buddy, we have to talk. What happened to that guy? I was wondering why he hasn't been in a movie in a few years.

What? Nick said it. I'm not going to say which Nick. Stop saying it. What was your answer? Oh. The lifeline said Brokeback Mountain. Brokeback. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so now we're on to... Whose turn is it? It's his. Do you have another one, Leonard? Leonard. I'm going to have to ask Knit for help. Okay. It's Knits. Knits. Kn help. Okay. It's Knits.

Knits. Knit. Elizabeth Knits. Elizabeth Knits. I thought it was D's Knits. D's Knits. Stop giving us weed.

What are you guys doing? Fucking animals. What do you got, Nitz? Bubble Boy. Bubble Boy. People like it. Do you agree that that's a movie, Leonard? Yeah, I do.

Okay. Did you see Bubble movie, Leonard? Yeah, I do. Okay. Did you see Bubble Boy, Leonard? No. Zach Galifianakis is in Bubble Boy. It's not bad. Yeah, he plays the toll gate guy. Yeah, it's not bad. It's pretty funny.

I like it. That and Baywatch are my two favorite favorite movies I've got good taste I have to go I mean I'm not even Going to try and act Like I know anything You're going to your lifeline? Yeah

Where's my pizza boy? What's it called? No no That's mine Bubble Boy was Oh Bubble Boy was yours? Oh you had a bad lifeline man Oh you should No You should go over there and talk to her.

Say, hey, Bubble Boy is mine. Looks like your bubble's burst. October's Sky. Oh, look at you. The way that he pulled that out. Pulled that out of nowhere. I had one more chance to answer some of the questions. It really helps his brain when he scratches his ankle, I guess.

He did not look more nonchalant. He's just like, October Sky! The way he said that was as if those words had never been spoken. Alright, he's got somebody in his ear with an IMDb outside. Yeah, that's my dad. He's got like somebody in his ear with a IMDb outside. Yeah, that's my dad. He's out back.

Oh, he still works at the steakhouse? Yeah, no, him and, he knows, he's buddies with Austin Peedy. They're out back right now. Oh my God. I love Austin Peedy, man. So cool. All right, so...

I didn't write that one down yet. Oh, October Sky. He's not in Sweet November, so don't even try. What do you got? Down there. Down there, yeah. At some point... Jake was in a superhero movie at some point, right?

Well, you're not really supposed to do it that way. No, I'm just thinking this is my process. Well, one person thinks he was in a superhero movie. I'm going to go to Whiplash 10 in the back. Here we go, Whiplash 10. Going to my lifeline. Zodiac. Zodiac.

That's what I was talking about, the superhero movie. Guy who has got the power of the Aquarius and the Pisces. Taurus. He unites them all. Yeah. Like in tentpole blockbuster.

It's one of the best. Yeah, that was one of my favorite Marvel films. David, do you have anything? And you know I don't have anything. Any final words? I had a real good time with you guys today. Thank you.

All right. Thanks for being here, dude. We'll get your plugs in a second. Do you ever have the experience of watching a game show at home? And you say to yourself, they ask an easy question. You say, how could they not know the answer to that question? Right, yeah. That's what's happening to me right now.

Yeah, and on most game shows, you don't get to filibuster while you're trying to think. That's what's happening to me right now. Yeah, and on most game shows, you don't get to filibuster while you're trying to think. That's true. But you run a more relaxed kind of program. I do. It's a little more relaxed. I'm trying to remember that film you made with Dustin Hoffman. Oh, right. Where they're like, he's all

mm-mm, and Dustin Hoffman's like, meh, meh. Ah, it's driving me crazy. Yeah, it's tough. Was that called The Long Way Home? Maybe. The Long Road Home? No.

No. I'm zeroing out, Doug. Well, thank you for being here. Always a treat. Really appreciate it. What do you got, Big Thunder? I've been doing a lot of thinking. This is tough for me to say,

but obviously Jurassic Park, first and second. This is tough for me to say, but obviously Jurassic Park, first and second. Was he like the voice of a raptor or something? Yeah, that was... He was all... Yeah. He was Raptor 1 and 2. All right. Thank you.

Thanks for playing. Nick Rutherford. Thank you guys so much. Oh my god. Do you have another one to rub it in with Nick Rutherford? No, I...

X-Men Days of Future Past. No, I didn't have one. Wow, that's a weird guess. He was just in that thing. Wait. What? I mean, you win, right? You lasted the longest.

You won, baby. I feel like I was on top and now I'm just like really digging a hole here. No, you win. Oh, thank you guys so much. You're the winner. Thank you. That's

a huge relief. I'm going to have a panic attack. Yeah, with Blashton, do you like pickles? What about bad pickles? Do not eat that pickle. Oh, he's the guy, the pickle says he's hallucinating

Can I keep the pickles? They're the worst pickles I've ever tasted in my life I'm going to go on record and say that Well, you know what you do Come on down here, prizes With Blashton Well, this would be good, like, if your sports team wins,

dump this on the coach. There's plenty of things you could do with it. You might get a deposit on that jar. Oh, thank you. Yay! Yay! We won that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's do some plugs Let's start with Mr. Leonard Maltin

What do you want people to know about right now? I want them to know that my daughter Jesse and I Host Maltin on Movies Our podcast Every Friday on the Nerdist Network about right now? I want them to know that my daughter Jessie and I host Malton on Movies, our podcast. Yes, yes. We're on Puffs every Friday on the Nerdist Network. That's it? Well, and my

movie guide, Leonard Malton's movie guide, still in print. Leonard Malton's classic movie guide for people who love vintage movies and such. And my website, leonardmaltin.com. I'm on Twitter. I'm on Facebook, Instagram.

Very nice. Nick Thune. I want to put this out there. Pants. Pants have been sponsoring me now for about a year. It's a great alternative to shorts I want to just say pants And then also

Shirts But you can also Check out Arby's.com And I have a podcast Called Do You Know Who Jason Segel Is Where we call people and ask if they know Who Jason Segel is Is that why call people and ask if they know who Jason Segel is. Is that why you randomly said his name earlier for no reason?

Yeah. Me and Brendan Walsh call people and ask if they know who Jason Segel is. My special good guys on Amazon and also my home address is two... No, I don't know. It does start with a two, though. It does. Thank you. That means a lot, you said.

All right. Cool. Nick Rutherford? Yeah, well, I'm here for the unicorn, the movie, so check out theunicornthefilm.com. Thanks. I'm hoping it does well. I hope you guys get to see it, because I'm really proud of it,

and it stars a lot of people you know and love in it. And check out Dream Corp LLC on Adult Swim. That's kind of become a thing. Check out Leonard Mullen's book and his podcast and like... I also forgot to promote my Venmo account.

People can just send me as much money as they want. Are the pickles making you hallucinate someone giving you the stretch sign, Nick? David, what do you got to plug? Listen to all Fantasy Everything. Yes.

I also have a podcast called Shinin' with Sam and Dave at the GS Island on Twitter. And, you know, coolguyjokes87 on Instagram. Thanks, man. Thank you to all my guests, David Borey, Nick Rutherford, Nick Thune, and Mr. Leonard Maltin. Hope to see you guys Friday night. And as always, the pizza box had a copy of Mystic Pizza inside it. So I don't know what you were thinking there,

but I'll just say Mystic Pizza is a shithead. And then this is quite a coincidence. We got a double up here. Ted Cruz is a shithead and Ted Cruz is a shithead. Thanks again to IFC Films' The Death of Stalin, a comedy of terrors from the creator of Veep and In the Loop. Steve Buscemi and Monty Python's Michael Palin lead an award-winning ensemble in this hilarious political satire reinterpreting the true events of Soviet secession in the 50s.

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