Doug Loves Movies - Leonard Maltin, Jessie Maltin, Amy Miller and Rebecca Laws guest

Episode Date: January 31, 2019

Live from the UCB Franklin in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Leonard Maltin, Jessie Maltin, Amy Miller and Rebecca Laws to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Oh, there's that weird bathroom noise that you can't hear if there's laughter and applause and talking. Oh, now it's gone. Hey, everybody, my name is Doug, and I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater Franklin location in Los Angeles. It's Tuesday, January 29th, 2019. With the government shutdown over. Were you guys able to go

back to the business of making name tags? Looks like we have a few. What's the Step Brothers? What'd you change that to? Hemp. Hemp Brothers? Because your name is Hemp? What's this little tiny card

you're holding up? It says Little Nicky on it. Your name's Nicky? Yes. Can you show everyone just stand up and show off that artistry. Yeah. That's the thing about this show. He's going to get chosen. One of the panelists is going to think it's hilarious

to pick that guy. It's not fair, because look at that one up there. That guy changed Annie to Andy. Put my face on Sandy the dog. Yeah, that guy made an effort. It's good to see that we have like seven name tags.

So if my four guests will really have to... Some of you, little Mickey, people might be fighting over that one. But thank you guys for doing that. I know it's been a rough time. Doug plugs. Oh, there.

I was going to say, bring the lights down. They're already down. This Saturday, February 2nd at 420, we're going to Laugh It Up at Hyenas in Dallas, Texas. Sunday, February 9th, I'm doing stand-up at the Punchline of Sacramento at 420. Then the very next day at the Sack Punch, Punchline in Sacramento, Doug Loves Movies taping at 4.20.

Saturday, February 16th, DLM is returning to Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina, also at 4.20. We're going to have a good afternoon at Good Nights. For all of my dates and dates and links, oh my, go to douglosemovies.com. That's douglosemovies.com! Yeah! Come on! I mean, if I were a casting director, you guys, you got the part. Absolutely nailed it.

The prize bag tonight has got some fun stuff in there. I, of course, just got back from... I had a wonderful time in Las Vegas doing the show at the Comedy Cellar at the Rio Hotel.

And I grabbed a copy of Las Vegas Magazine. That's in the prize bag. Because, you know, for months a month, anything could be happening. I got a Douglas Moody's t-shirt. Feels like it might be like an XXL. So, enjoy that when you go to bed or something.

A little night count thing. Oh, here's a plastic, because a plastic is bag. You need your plastic is bag. You guys, that's my message tonight, is plastic is bag. I have this extra plastic bag, and I just want you to use it for something instead of just throwing it out

and Douglas movie stickers in here and of course all the stuff brought by my guests and this is one of those special episodes where one of my guests is an auction winner who donated a lot of money to charity

and we'll talk all about that when she gets out here is an auction winner who donated a lot of money to charity, and we'll talk all about that when she gets out here. But she also got to have a hand in choosing who the other guests would be, and I think she did a good job. So let's hear it for her, Rebecca Laws, along with Amy Miller, Jesse Malton, and Leonard Malton. Woo! Malton and Leonard Malton. Come on out, you guys.

There they are. I don't know if we were supposed to use the door, but I used it. Leonard always makes a power move and grabs the seat right next to me. That's my power move. Does not yield.

Yeah, go down there, lady. I'm relinquishing it. This is Leonard's spot. He can see what the answers are on this piece of paper. Works out great for him. No, you would never cheat. I would never cheat. You would never walk out of a movie

and then review it like you watched the whole thing? When I walked out of that movie that you're referring to, I wrote it up with a headline that I walked out of it. Yeah. That was Zoolander 2. Yeah. You know my review of that? T-O-O-Lander.

Two landers. Okay, so let's meet them individually starting with the lady that is the reason we're all here tonight. This is your microphone. Oh yeah, give her a microphone and then yeah, just speak

into that when you have a thought and when asked questions like this one. Hey, it's Rebecca Laws, everybody. Thank you. She was the winner of the Save a Yorkie Doug Lowe's Movies auction and spending a whopping $2,100.

Don't say that. My mother is going to kill me now. Okay, spending $22. Thank you,100. Don't say that. My mother is going to kill me now. Okay. Spending $22. Thank you, sir. Every dollar helps. Yeah, so you donated all that money to save little doggies.

So where are you from? Seattle. Seattle, Washington. Neptune. When you come up to the Neptune. You've come to see the show there. Absolutely, Washington. Neptune. When you come up to the Neptune. You've come to see the show there. Absolutely. Okay. And you're here in L.A. just for like a vacation?

Well, yes. I want to parlay a vacation in Douglas Movies. Perfect. This is working out great. I know. It is perfect, isn't it? Here we are. And what do you do in Seattle?

I own a spa and I also own a Pilates studio. So we're 24 hours a day. Are those separate facilities? Because it sounds like they could both be in the same place. No, they're separate facilities. I'll try not to make you say

difficult words like facility. Some people don't have the facility to say facility. Facilities, yes. Yeah, you got to keep your faculties in your facilities. But thank you for being here, and thank you for choosing all these lovely guests, including another first-time guest on the show. We got two newbies tonight.

It's Jessie Malton, everybody. I am effing terrified. Co-host of Malton on Movies with somebody, and she is, as she just said, terrified. That's right. Well, our favorite thing to say is everybody needs to remember that nepotism begins at home.

And it's, you know, I worked really hard to stand next to him all the time in life. It's definitely not anything where I, you know, I didn't get ahead by being his daughter

and being with him 24-7 and watching horrible movies all the time. So, yeah. But she's a person in her own right. Yeah. She's a person who thinks about rainbows all the time. That's true. That's very true.

So it just grows right out of her head that way. Leonard, did you let her watch any good ones? Or are you just only... Honestly, not very many. I mean, like, if you weigh them out, I think I've seen much more... No, I've seen lots of good movies. Haven't I? That's a duller answer. I mean, like, if you weigh them out, I think I've seen much more, no, I've seen lots of good movies. Haven't I?

That's a duller answer. I know. Well, speaking of dull, my next guest just used it in a sentence. It's Leonard Maltin, everybody! Thank you.

Thank you very much. It's always fun to be here. Always a pleasure to have you. And now for the first time, we've got the father-daughter situation going on here. How do you handicap yourself in the trivia games tonight against your own flesh and blood? Poorly is how I handicap myself and my daughter. Oh, we're awful at this. We're just not good at this.

But we're willing to try. We're willing to give it our best shot, especially because we're so flattered that Rebecca selected us and asked us to come. I think Rebecca wants to win tonight. I think that's how she determined who she wanted to be on the show. You're a smart woman.

Very, very rude. Well, that's worse. She made a mistake because we've got a wild card on this panel. You don't see Sam Levine here, right's worse. She made a mistake because we've got a wild card on this panel. You don't see Sam Levine here, right? Exactly. She didn't let Sam Levine come in here and ruin her special moment. But you know who she did ask for is Amy Miller.

Hello, Doug. Hello. What's going on? How are you feeling about going up against these movie titans over here? I feel fine. I've started to get comfortable with losing. But then when I win, what a delight. Right?

Isn't it? It's a pleasant surprise when you win. Yeah. Yeah, I love it yeah that's good but I just try to remember none of it ultimately matters

and we're all gonna be dead soon so that's what she said to us backstage I think Freddie Mercury said that at least

the first part before he kissed that girl again I'm sorry if anyone hasn't seen it yet part. Before he kissed that girl again. I'm sorry if anyone hasn't seen it yet. There's going to be some Bohemian Rhapsody spoilers. He loves girls.

That's the big spoiler in that movie. I hated that they skipped over the whole doing the Flash Gordon soundtrack. King of the Impossible? That's it. Exactly, Rebecca.

They didn't even put I want to ride my bicycle in that movie. Thank you. I think they could only afford so many Queen songs. You know, I think maybe they really didn't have the budget for many of them.

Because they really did focus on that one song. Put it in the title, even. Which one was that? Bohemian Rhapsody. All right. So we got to find out about prize bag stuff that you brought. And Rebecca, of course, listens to the show and has been to see it live in Seattle.

So let's see what she came up with for the prize bag. You want me to hold it? Don't cheat and take all your stuff out of the bag already, Jesse. That's cool. We're good. This is just a normal horse. Don't worry about it. No, you're first, Jessie. That's cool. We're good. This is just a normal horse. Don't worry about it. No, you're first, Rebecca.

I'm already going to take that. Boring. You don't get any of the prizes. Okay, you're first. Here's... You go in your bag. Walk her through it, Amy. Boy.

So I brought a spy bag of my two businesses that I own. And one is a spa and one is a Pilates studio. But, I got good stuff in here.

Right in here is a man in a sweatsuit on Santa Monica Boulevard. We're going to have to put you on a clock. No, I get it. It's a CD.

I paid $5 for this, and it's good. And I hear it's really great, because it says, Dog, Food, Food for Thought, and he's going to be a really great rapper. So that could be that. Dog with a W. Dog with a W.

So then I brought two movies that I love dearly that are so stupid. But Scavenger Hunt. Oh, yes. Indeed. Filmed in San Diego. Yes. And.

I like that she signed it. I signed it! That's going to be worth something someday. It will be. It will be. Zorro the Gay Blade. Oh, okay. So I got Zora the Gay Blade. Oh, okay. So I got Zora the Gay Blade.

Now, the last thing that I have is something that I make a lot of swag when I, I mean, I have my own studio and people wear Pilates stuff all the time. I'm wearing it right now, Five Elements. I made my own. Oh, look at that. Silly, silly, silly. Just look at that, everybody. It's a t-shirt with a name tag

on it that says, hello, my name is, but it's got the Douglas Movies logo. On the back it says my wife and Tay-Tay-Tay and Denver Gag. Wow, all the catchphrases. That's a treasure.

I love it. Rebecca is an absolute devotee. Yeah, that's terrific. Main catch, come out of the shadows. So somebody gets all that. That's great. Yay! Very well done. You should go to Washington.

I mean, I don't like it when somebody gets all their gifts when they get to the airport, but that's cool. Yes, indeed. They sell they get to the airport, but that's cool. Yes, indeed. They sell their shirts at the airport. Alright, go ahead and pass that whole bag down here. But let's definitely get the names of your two places

mentioned, because I think you just keep saying that one's Pilates and the other one is... Oh, it's for Five Day Spa and Five Elements Pilates. There you go. Okay, good job. Amy, what do you got for us tonight? Yes, do it. Okay, well, everything is in a bag I got from the Japanese dollar store,

and it says laundry in order to send nice living. You know. I have the original screenplay for If Beale Street Could Talk, but I can't tell you where I got it. It's an industry town. If the place where you got it could talk.

I also brought a DVD of From Hollywood to Dollywood. Hotly contested movie on this podcast. Doug tried to tell me it wasn't real. Then ultimately gave it to me. And that was one of my big wins. Glad that worked out.

You know, we all remember. And then I brought a pillowcase with my face on it that says I'm sleeping with Amy Miller. These are a hot item, just reordered for the new year. And I'll be selling them out front

for $20. So I don't know why that's funny, but I'll be there. That's a good price. And that's how much they are. Go see Amy outside after the show. Especially, you know, if you don't have a pillowcase. This is perfect. Yeah. It's a reasonable price have a pillowcase. This is perfect. Yeah.

It's a reasonable price for one pillowcase. Will Rebecca sign it? I will. Okay, she will. She pledges to sign it. I'll ask Leonard to sign it. Whatever. Whatever.

I'm easy. Okay. Hi, Jessie. This is I'm easy. Okay. All right, Jesse, this is your first time. Are you nervous about what you brought? Use your microphone voice. Thank you. We did it sort of, we're looking at the most amusing things in the house. And some of them we can't share, but this one we can.

This is a flashlight from Big Mama's house. It says Big Mama's house on it. It's an actual working flashlight. Was that a major plot point in that movie, that a flashlight really came in handy? It says, Big Mama, what's that? I'm not going to... You did forget the Christmas so maybe somebody said

who's there and his response was Big Mama what's that and then I brought a copy of my latest book Hooked on Hollywood

which I will happily sign unless you don't want me to sign it which I guess I won't I'll sign it too yeah great

and we'll be selling them right next to Amy with the pillowcases. We'll actually do a deal where we'll put the book in the pillowcase. You can buy both. That way. For how much? Ladies, if you're walking home tonight, a book in a pillowcase is a great means of

defense. The other thing we've got are the pins I always have with me. One is actually brand new. Nobody has them yet. It's the pins that we made for Malton Fest because we just announced that we're doing our own film festival. I'm going to talk to you about Malton Fest in a second.

Tell us about Malton Fest. You're so literal, Doug. These are the two South Park ones that I have and I give people all the time because they're hilarious. You can have regular Leonard or robot Leonard. I prefer robot Leonard, but that's just me.

It's a thin line between the two. She actually brought robot Leonard with her tonight. It's pretty convincing, right? Right? That's the thing. I never know which one's with us. I just appreciate either a facsimile or the real deal. You can't beat

them. And what's with this little pink unicorn? You've met me. They just spring out of your pores? Yeah, obviously. So I just have little pink unicorns. I just carry them. I carry them wherever I go. What I like about that one is it's got a really fucked up little hip, just like me. So you can think of me when you stare at it and go, how did they screw this up?

Yeah, it looks like it has bad neck issues. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really not as magical as most unicorns. Well, no, you know, I'm big in the autoimmune community. So we've got to make sure that our unicorns are as crippled as we are. No, can't say crippled. All right, no reason for me to add anything to that. Do I draw any attention to it?

Let's go down the line and start with Amy. The question I always like to ask, what was the last movie you saw? Oh, my God. I'm so unprepared. I forgot that you were going to ask me that question. Can I go last? Sure. It's a tough question, especially when it's just sprung up.

Oh, well, it's not usually. I mean, you do it every time, so I should have been ready. Sometimes I'll surprise you and not do it. And then you did all that research, remembering one movie. I just remembered it. I saw the Sherlock Holmes movie. Holmes and Watson? Yeah.

Why'd you do that? Well, I'm an AMCA list now, so I lost nothing from it except for two hours. I don't know. I had fun. It was fine. That's good. I like seeing

Lauren Lapkus and stuff. That's cool. We're at UCB. Lauren Lapkus, shout out. There's some other people in there that we know. Yeah, buddies. A couple of buddies. It was fine. Brett Gelman's in it, I think.

Yeah. He's the best. Yeah, there you go. It wasn't great. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I'm saving it for a plane, because if I'm going to see it, I want to spend hundreds of dollars. As soon as you land, you're coming right back

alright Rebecca what was the last movie you saw well today we went and saw Kid Who Would Be King

that's part of your Hollywood vacation yes where'd you see it at Arclight had you been there before nope pretty cool theater eh

yep wanted a cool beer while I watch my movie yep that's what happens fantastic at the Ark Flight and I mean it's Joe Cornish

so that was amazing it just blew me away amazing movie I haven't seen it yet it's it just I mean you've seen Attack the Block

loved it yeah you'll love this alright go see it okay go see it Doug I will Go see it, Doug. I will.

Okay, let's go tomorrow. Come on. It was so good. Maybe not tomorrow, but... I'll see you there. I tried to talk him into glass again, but he was like... Glass again? I can't see glass.

Yeah. Have you seen glass? I want to know how good that impression is. Is he here right now? Yeah. Where are you? Eric. That's him right here?

Oh, boy. All right, say I can't see Glass again. I didn't see it the first time. That was uncanny. Yes, yes! How much the two of you sound alike. You say different words, but... Yes.

Other than that, it's the same. Perfect. Have you seen Glass, Doug? He hasn't seen it once. No. Okay. I have not, no. I've heard that it's disappointing,

but that would be... The people who are disappointed have figured out a way to live their lives thinking that M. Night Shyamalan is going to make them happy again. And it's never going to happen, but they still try to just cling to the idea of it. The hard part about that is when they send the blind woman to go get the medicines.

I haven't seen it. Spoiler alert. I'm going to agree that that was, oh that was She doesn't know what bottle she's grabbing That's dangerous But another great crossover from another movie That they got the lady from Deadpool To play the part Jesse did I ask you yet

Nope Do you know the answer I do. Velvet buzzsaw. All right, Leonard. And that is fair. How was the velvet buzzsaw? Why did you see that?

Where did you see it? It won't have opened yet, so I will not say I can't. I didn't mind. He was not thrilled. But the one i can't did you see the fire festival docs we just watched those oh great we saw fire fire fest one and fire fest two electric booga everything's terrible on this island but yeah that's uh well you saw that other thing at sundance no we were supposed to be at sundance but we didn't get to go uh but uh yeah no we saw it last night at the egyptian oh nice theater very nice theater at Sundance? No. We were supposed to be at Sundance, but we didn't get to go. Oh, okay. But yeah,

we saw it last night at the Egyptian. Oh, nice theater. Very nice theater. Speaking of that, before I forget, we've got to talk about Malton Fest.

Yeah. Malton Fest is May, I want to say, 11 through 14. 10 to 12. 10 to 12. That was very close. 10 to 12.

Shit! So close. But that's close enough to be true. Yeah. Well, it's in May, and it closes out on Mother's Day. Correct. So that's exciting. And there's not enough to do on Mother's Day.

Just sit and look at mom. It's going to be fun. We're going to start Friday night. We're going to go through Sunday. It's not a marathon. We're going to have two fun-filled... You can do it. I know. Fun-filled, film-filled but with that you can do it I know fun-filled film filled days something like that right anyway we're gonna

emphasize hidden gems movies gonna have people like you and other film lovers and film critics part of our opening night which is very very very cool. I'm excited about that Introducing films they care about that didn't get maybe the audience they deserve that's the idea and watch them in a nice beautiful theater with nice people

The best way to describe it is we want to make it a cinephile dream weekend where you just get to hang out with other people who love what you do and get to watch really good movies and just have a lot of fun in the heart of hollywood yeah which is not where i would put it but that's but it's the heart of hollywood yes it is yeah you know that they're you're asking about what movies people have seen most recently but you realize that there is a type of movie specific to this moment in the calendar. Hang on.

Doug, are you ready for his rant? Because it's coming. No, no. It's on its way. It's the January movie. How much do you hate January movies? That's when I knew Glass might be not great, when they were like, we're going to put it out in January. I was like,

yes, you are. Followed closely by the February movie. Right. These are just not times to see good movies on the whole. But there was that one good year, remember 1980? When,

it wasn't 80, it was like 86, I want to say now. But anyway, one year. Every now and then. Silence of the Lambs came out in like January. Every now and then. That was the early one. There's a great movie that's already opened in New York

that's opening in LA on a week from Friday, February 8th. It's called Never Look Away. It's an Oscar nominee from Germany. Best foreign language film. This is a great movie. And it's made by the fellow who made The Lives of Others, which was also an Oscar winner and a genuinely great movie. Say the crazy name.

Florian von Henkel Donnerschmack. Yeah. And if you love that, you'll love the fact that he's 6'7". Yeah. He got stuck making that movie The Tour Tourist, with Johnny Depp. He did. Angelina Jolie. So I'm glad he got back on track.

Exactly. I'm glad he's back to making quality films. This is a hell of a movie. It really is. Never look away. I recommend it very highly. Yeah, yeah. It wins the easiest to confuse with Leave No Trace in the titles department.

But yeah. Because they both have the word no in the title? But they're also just like those kind of generic expressions. But here's my favorite, and see if you guys agree with me, title that's easy to think it's going to be something that it's not, is Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot. Why would you call anything that's not is Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot. Why would you call anything that's not a western

that title? It's a really good movie too. It is, but that title's like, who would remember that? You go up to the box office and you're like, I don't know,

don't worry about, I'm sorry to bother, and next thing you know you're watching Sorry to Bother You. I should make a great double bill. And the marquee would look wonderful. Sorry to bother you, you won't get far.

Don't worry. Don't worry. All right, so that's your answer for the latest movie you saw? Last movie you saw? It is, yes. It's Time of Garbage. It yeah. It's time of garbage. It's the garbage dump time of year. He's seen some others, but he's not.

I get it. He's being nice. I know how that works. You gotta hold back and really give it to him. Just a bit. The day they open, that's when you gotta really kick him in the guts. Why he's into it. Alright. Now that that's over, I could ease him into it? All right.

Now that that's over, I could say, turn it off, Bert. Let the games begin. Oh, boy. Oh, boy is right. You guys are going to have to search high and low for a good name tag. Because, you know the government shut down really made it hard for people to and I don't blame you

I appreciate it Rebecca knocked something over but she gets to do that because this is her first time we're going to go to a brief commercial break we'll be right back hey everybody no sponsors this episode so I'm just going to go to a brief commercial break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody.

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Hang on. Let me bring us back for commercial. We're back. Do you remember when Thomas Lennon said Leonard Maltin's mom is a shithead? Hang on, let me bring us back for commercial. We're back. Do you remember when Thomas Lennon said Leonard Maltin's mom is a shithead? Oh. I don't. My grandma had just died.

So I sent my dad, and I was like, you have to stand up for this. You have to go in there and be like, no, you cannot say that about my mom. He didn't, but it would have been funny. Well, finally somebody said it. I know, right? I didn't say but it would have been funny. Finally, somebody said it. I didn't say they were wrong.

I can't wait to tell Thomas Lennon the bad news. Who are you playing for, Amy? I'm playing for Steven. And it says Hemp Brothers, and it's a Step Brothers poster.

But in this picture, I didn't know it was you. You look so much like, never mind, can't remember his name. John Krasinski. Is that a name? That is a name, but he's not in Step Brothers. No, I know that, but that's who he looks like. When he has Will Ferrell's... Jesse agrees with me.

With Will Ferrell's hair, he looks like... If John Krasinski and Will Ferrell had a baby, that would be what you look like. There's a joint on it. There's a big joint coming out of my mouth. Do you want that? But it's bolted on.

Take the cap off. Yeah, I do want it. Okay. I need it. Not right now now but later tonight So I don't kill myself Can I break it? You did just break it

Best time to ask I got it We got it Good luck Steven There it is Wow wow wow What a gift We got it. Yeah. Oh, look at it. Good luck, Steven. There it is. Wow, wow, wow. What a gift.

That's nice. Only one? Excellent choice, Amy. Did he forget to put a shithead on the back? Yeah. That's what I thought. Well, it says $2.99. Does that make you mad? Do you hate things that are $2.99?

It also says art. Art is a shithead. All right, Rebecca? All right, I got Aust in translation. And it's... You don't have to read that. Perfect. No, it's perfect.

I don't know why the big Lays are on there, but it's to entice me. Yeah, Now it's perfect. Now it's perfect. I don't know why the baked lays are on there but it's too enticing. Yeah don't think too much about it. We're good. So try not to worry about it. But baked is

probably a reference to me. To you. Probably the joke there. Baked lays. I'm cheddar. Leonard's sour cream

i'm not even high right now who are you playing for skittles little nicky i'll take it that's fine with me little nicky uh yeah you picked that little uh piece of paper this is little Nikki on it so congratulations to everyone that was such a shitty shitty thing to bring that's worse than not trying at all

that you he underlined the I C K in there so that's they like work kind of hard. Fuck you. Not even a full piece of paper. Do you like it when people eat chips into the mic on the show?

That's more of a dining with Doug and Karen kind of thing. Leonard, whose Leonard who do you whose name tag do you have this shows real effort I like it as opposed to it's my favorite of the night

for sure it's it's Andy it's a parody on Annie but though it's a parody on

Annie and Andy apparently depicted himself as little orphan Annie. He drew you and quite well as Sandy, her dog. Yeah.

So that's so good. Show it up. It's tight. It's tight. That's why I'm laughing. It's a solid shithead. Yeah, it's a good shithead, too. Annie has a distinction of having been made badly twice as a movie.

Damn. You're not about to talk shit on Blanny. This show will not have it, Leonard. All right. Okay, so that's who y'all are playing on behalf of. And good luck to everybody. Wait, you didn't like the first Annie? No.

Oh, my God, Leonard. It's a staple of my childhood. He wasn't a little girl when he saw it. That happened later. I heard he hates Dolly Parton, too. That can't be true true Let's check in with Nobody's ever done that She's already admitted that she lied about that letter

Who can't love Dolly Parton You don't have to love all of her movies But if you love half That's only three or four movies But I'm all about a If you love half, that's only three or four movies. But I'm all about a 9 to 5 redo. Yeah. You probably can't hang Dabney Coleman from the ceiling anymore.

He is still alive, though. Yeah, he is. He's still with us. I Google it every few years. But it's a good bet to have at a party. Is he or isn't he? People never know. Put $10 down on that,

you're going to win most of the time. He's at most parties? Yeah. I only go to parties where Dabney Coleman's hanging out. That's my L.A., all right? Okay. This first game we're going to play is called Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb Game. Or, for short, the IMDb Game.

You know this game, Rebecca? I do. All right, she's got this down. Everybody else, good luck. I really would like to see Rebecca win tonight. It's not going to be hard. As part of her dream package. No.

She deserves to win. We should have presented it like the price is right. Like a dream package. Just what you said. Like an escape getaway, new car. Yeah, pay for your way to Los Angeles. Rent yourself a car. A movie at the Artline.

Bring something for the prize bag. You really got quite a great thing out of this. Drank a lot. Great deal. Have a big hangover next day. Perfect. Done. But you saved a bunch of Yorkies.

I did. I did. That's the bottom line. They stayed awake, so. How many Yorkies can you save for $2,100, do you think? A lot. A lot. You know what?

They said wheelbarrows full is what Adam Green said. Oh, my God. Wheelbarrows full. Well, that's what they said in terms of. We were about to put these in the incinerator, but we got that. Oh, we got that check. Wheelbarrelsful. And I have a Jack Russell.

It's not that specific, but yeah, it is dramatic. They do need to be saved. And you can still go to hashtag save the Yorkies to learn more. You don't have to. I did it for you. We're all good now. Oh, okay. The 21-hundy saved the rest of the Yorkies.

They're all good. All the others are just beyond saving. Good luck to them. Didn't they raise like almost 30,000 or something like that? Do you remember? They raised a pretty good

amount of money. They raised a ridiculous amount of money. I also did a benefit here and we sold out this place to raise more money for them. So yeah, it was a good season

for the campaign. Wheel barrels of Yorkies. They do it every December, so check it out if you can. You guys know how to play this IMDb game? Yeah. I'll name somebody's top four, some actor or actress,

best known for, they call it, on IMDb. Just jump in with your own, buzz in with your own name when you think you know it. Negative one point if you guess wrong, though, so don't get in too early. You know, Leonard, if I say, which Cassidy

is Sundance Kid, you don't know if it's Robert Redford or Paul Newman yet. No, I don't. It would be a crapshoot. It might even be that other lady

that's in it. Catherine Ross. See? You're good at this. Uh-oh. It might even be that really tall guy that played Jaws.

Yeah, him. Richard Keel. Richard Keel. All right. That's one of my favorite fight scenes, when Paul Newman just throws sand in his face and then kicks him in the balls, and he wins the fight. Taught me how to fight dirty.

I don't even know if that's the right movie or the right scene or anything. That could have been The Spy Who Loved Me. Alright, or Shagged Me. Here's the first round. Buzz in with your own name. It's the main thing to remember.

And, yeah. Pay attention. Pay attention is another thing. The suspense is killing me. There's only two things you need to remember. The suspense is killing me. There's only two things you need to remember. The first film,

Leonard, is called Mary Poppins. Oh boy, there's a bunch of people in Mary Poppins. There's penguins in Mary Poppins. There's chimney

sweeps. But this next title, boy, is this going to give it away. Chitty, Chitty, Bag. Leonard buzzed in with a buzzing sound, which I will accept. Any noise at all will do.

Just the first person to make a noise. Who do you think it is, Leonard? That would be the one, the only, Dick Van Dyke. That is Dick Van Dyke. Leonard is on the board. With one point. But you have an option here, Leonard. You have the possibility of getting two more points.

If you could name two more Dick Van Dyke credits. Feature films? Film and TV. Oh, no. You could name two more that he would be best known for according to their strange algorithm.

If it includes TV, then it would include the Dick Van Dyke show, I would assume. That would be a good assumption. What else would you guess? What else would I guess? Let's see. We have Mary Poppins. I'm not telling you shit. Chitty Bang Bang. What would be the fourth title I don't know

Diagnosis Murder her other TV series oh okay no no but you did pretty good though you got one extra point for getting the Dick Van Dyke show

yes and and you're going to reveal the other one they just popped it right in there. Mary Poppins Returns. Oh, shoot.

It was right there in front of you, yeah. That's ridiculous. Forest of the Trees, okay. All right. But that's still two points for Leonard Maltin, everybody. Oh, man. Got 17 more rounds. Plus a series of 18 tiebreakers.

This next one starts with Edge of Tomorrow. What's happening? The second film is The Devil Wears Prada. Emily Blunt. Nowunt I would be so excited if she was here on the panel and buzzed in with her full name

I'm Rebecca Laws Emily Blunt I'm Rebecca Laws and I'm here to say Emily Blunt and that is correct Rebecca you got that right Now this one I apologize Emily Blunt. And that is correct, Rebecca. You got that right. Now this one, I apologize in advance because they're out of their goddamn minds

at the IMDB if they think these next two this is a good clue, actually. They think these next two are things she should be most known for. They're out of their damn tree. Damn it. Do you got any weird ones for Emily Blunt?

Any of us? The quiet ones. No, no, it's just Rebecca. The quiet place. A quiet place. A quiet place. Well, that would be an excellent choice, because she's very well known for that. She just won the SAG Award for it.

And? But, nope, that's not on there. Mary Poppins Returns. Yeah, that would be another great one. She's getting accolades. No, those would have been perfect. This is what they went with. The Adjustment Bureau.

It gets worse. So save it. Save your moans for the end. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. She's so known for that. She spent three years practicing salmon fishing. I don't even think her character does it in the movie.

She is married to John Krasinski though, right? Mm-hmm. Fuck yeah. One point. Yeah, just make up your own game as you go along. The only way I can get through. Annie is not resourceful.

Yeah, if she knows something, she gets a point for it. Round three. Okay. The first film is called The Manchurian Candidate. Are we allowed to ask which? Yeah, original or... No. Aren't you... I'm going to go with Amy on that one.

But that was a good idea. I would have really narrowed it down for you. I'm going to go with Amy on that one but that was a good idea would have really narrowed it down for you the next title is Anastasia Jessie it's Angela Lansbury

that is correct wow well done well played you were thinking about both of those Manchurian candidates, but that, of course, is the one from 1962. And then Anastasia. But two more titles from the great Angela Lansbury.

Murder, She Wrote? Strangely, not one of them. That is strange. Yeah, they just stuck to movies on this one. Okay. You know, if you want the mystery solved, maybe you should go to Cabot Cove and ask for the help of Jessica Fletcher.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks, is that one? That is on there. Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Jesse's got two points. Amy, come on. It's a real malton fest right now. You're hired. Rebecca's got one.

Mother's Day weekend. That's right. Check it out. If you don't want to be with your mother, come be with us. What was number one? That's the slogan? Yeah, absolutely. No, if you don't want to be with your mother, come be with my mother.

That's really the... We're all Alice. It's in the test phase. We're all Alice. Alright. So Jesse has two, Leonard has two, Rebecca has one and Amy is... Got some chips. A great guest

who's enjoying some baked chips and a joint later. Round four. The first title is Mary Poppins Returns. What is happening? The second title is Moana.

Jesse. Lin-Manuel Miranda? That is correct. It is Lin-Manuel Miranda. Nice. I was going to say The Rock. Oh, of course. Nice. I was going to say The Rock. He doesn't have enough... He would have been a great addition to Mary Poppins Returns.

Yes. That's the only thing. He would have made a great chimney sweep. How would he get down the chimney? I mean, Santa's fat as hell and he makes it down there. I'm Jewish. I'm not good with the... But you're totally right.

He doesn't have enough credits in film and TV to have two other... Well, isn't that interesting that in a person like him, his contributions to soundtracks make it onto the list. So if you can think of anything that he's put a little music into. I think he's saying you're not the boss of me. I don't know what that was. I don't know that.

You're not the boss of me. You're not the boss of me. Do you know what she's doing? You're not the boss of me. No clues for the other guests, Rebecca. I know you're starstruck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Because it's In the Heights stuff.

They haven't made the movie version of In the Heights yet. So they don't have that one yet. You're not going to get these. No, I'm sure not. No. That's silly. The Odd Life of Timothy Green. I guess he's got a song on the soundtrack.

Sure. And then Star Wars Force Awakens. Is he a porg? Like, what's the... Are those even in that one? No, there's no porgs in that one, but he is the main porg in that one. Because that's my dream,

is that he's a porg. And the one that doesn't have any porgs. That's where a character sings, you're not the boss of me. But Jesse jumps into the lead with three points. And yeah, and just in the nick of time, because that was the final round. And so you won that one, Jesse.

You came in here not feeling confident but now I feel like you should be on top of the world but we'll see what happens next because I have prepared it's been a long

time but it has to come back you can see right here I wrote down let's fucking play the Leonard Walton game it's a matter of actual record that I am the worst player yes yeah that bears my name yeah yeah you're the only person that gets that sad when it comes up that we're going to play it. I'm happy that you play it. But, you know, yeah, it's fun to play even when you don't win.

What is your notebook? I know. This is a fan prepared for me because, you know, of course, you're both aware that the Leonard Maltin app doesn't exist anymore. I keep trying, man. I keep trying. And so I can't play the game off the app, so a gentleman was nice enough to make a book of category,

or, you know, I came up with the category names, but he came up with all the other stuff that I need. Cool. And, yeah, so we can play it. You know, play it every once in a while. I'm not going to drag this stupid book with me everywhere I go. If I have to, you have to. TSA has enough questions about things that are going on in my bag.

But I came back from Vegas the other day, and my carry-on went into that side thing where they take it aside, and they go, whose bag is this? We've got to look in here. And I'm like, okay, yeah, it's me. What's up? And the guy opens it up and looks right in

at a bunch of pre-rolls and a bunch of jars of eights and, you know, these are all drug words, Leonard. And looks in at all that and he goes, eh and he closes that up and then he finds in his side pocket I've got a garage door opener

in my bag and they thought it might be a taser. So that was what happened. That was my most recent TSA story. Did they confiscate it? Did they confiscate my taser? My garage door opener? No, they were fine with me having it

once they realized what it was. But it's still just time after time they're just proving to me over and over again that I can't bring enough weed for them to do anything about it. Vegas even has an amnesty box right outside. If you want to put your marijuana in here, this is your last chance to get rid of it.

I'm like, you're just giving it to somebody who's going to get that weed. They're not going to throw it in the garbage, that's for sure. But anyway, yeah, let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Let's really do this. Jessie won that last game so she gets

to go first and then we'll go to Rebecca cause this is her dream are you good at this game? we'll see yeah at home yes I'm great at it I said you know Rebecca what games would you like to play

through an intermediary we didn't speak to each other cause I want everything to be fresh. Yeah. But what games do you want to play? And she said, well, if it's a good panel, we could do the Leonard Maltin game. And then she got us. Yes. No, but I mean, by good panel, I think she just means people understand how the game works.

People in the Maltin family? Yeah. Right. Yeah. They adopted me, so I'm good now. Did you not know you were a Maltin? No, that's how this works. People in the Maltin family? Yeah. They adopted me. Did you not know you were a Maltin? No, that's how this works. We just assimilate. That's funny. We should play the Amy Miller game.

How about that? Pretty easy. It's about eating chips. Do you win pillowcases? You just say who people are married to. Oh, okay. So, Jessie, you get a pick between three categories.

I'm not going to tell you what the categories mean until you choose one. So, who knows? These are wacky. Would you like four-star general is the name of the category? Or, hang on a second. These are all ones we've already done already. Oh, it's always someone from Philadelphia. Or Halloween. Which one of those would you like?

In your honor, hollow weed. Hollow weed, all right. If it weren't for you, my dad wouldn't know anything about drugs. Well, I'm glad that he still doesn't know much. Hollow weed is movies featuring Jamie Lee Curtis that I watched while i was high the year is uh 2014 yeah and leonard gave this movie two and a half stars 2014. Yeah. And Leonard gave this movie

two and a half stars. He says it takes place in California and that it has a few surprise cameos. And then the listed actors are, there's

19 19 names 19 so the question for Jesse Malton is how many names do you think you can figure this out in

15 strong opening bit you get a lot of names. Only missing out on four. Do you think you can do it in less, Rebecca? I'm going to go 12. She's saying 12. She's somewhat aggressive.

But then not really. Amy? I'm going to go 18 names. Okay. Okay, so... You have to do less than Rebecca or say, name that movie Rebecca. Oh, name that movie Rebecca. Oh, boy.

That's what you're doing? Well, I did another thing another thing you told me not to do that no cuz she said 12 that's a lot of names out of 19 but I can't did the movie come out in 2014 yeah I have no idea what it is but once you start hearing some names, that might help. Okay, I'll do it in 11 names. Well, I don't... Yes, yes. Okay, I'll do it in 11 names. Okay.

I can't. I truly can't. But I'm going to... You might be able to. I'll bet you 100 bucks I can do it in 11 names. Okay, Leonard. I'll say ten names. See, that's how you play.

Jesse, what do you think? Oh, name it. Oh, shit. Yes. All right, well. Now it gets really ugly. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not going to be good. But who knows? Maybe. You know what? I changed my mind. I changed my mind. Changed my mind. Want some pizza? I think you might get it.

Here's your ten names. Is it Mamma Mia? No, no. It's the much anticipated sequel. Papa. Papa. Yeah. The names are Dax Shepard,

Eden Scherer, Eddie Jemison, Max Greenfield, Ken Marino, Martin Starr, Jerry O'Connell, Tina Majorino, and Chris Lowell

that's 10 out of 19 from 2014 I think that Dax Shepard's a pretty good one is this the sequel to Wet Hot American Summer what would that be called Wet Hot American Summer? What would that be called? Wet Hot American Summer 2? Also.

Also wet. Wetter. Still wet. Very wet. No, I'm sorry. No, I thought Dax might be a clue just because you know who, of course, he's married to. Yes. Yeah, and she played the title role in this film version of her TV series.

Veronica Mars. Veronica Mars. Veronica Mars. So that means Jessie stabs her father right in the face. And not even in his back. And Jessie gets one point. We got her halfway to a win. All right, so...

Amy's going to have so many good stories to share with Dabney Coleman. At the parties. This episode, yeah. I like that that game came down to who someone was married to, which is the game that I just invented that you didn't like alright so Amy you get to go first in this next round and then it's going to move right to Rebecca

and you get to pick Amy Amy, between three categories. Colors, colors, colors. This is the first one. And we've also got cable billing. And then this is just, I don't care for this. Getting Some Tail. Which one of those would you like to play? I'm going to go Colors, Colors, Colors.

All right. Well, just to get it out there, I just want to say that Getting Some Tail is movies based on fairy tales. I don't approve of that at all. There's no reason to make that getting some tail is movies based on fairy tales. I don't approve of that at all. There's no reason to make that salacious. But colors, colors, colors is movies with a color in the

title. Movies with a color in the title. And Amy, this one is from 2013. Okay. How was that year for you? Fine. Leonard gives it three and a half stars.

He calls it fascinating. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then also says that it has flashbacks. A flashback is... And he lists 11 names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Amy? In eight names.

She's taking eight names, Rebecca. I think I'm going to have to go seven. Seven, Jessie. Six. She, Jessie. Six. She says six. Six. Could have been the end of the game right there. I know.

I'll do five. Leonard's going five. He gets so feisty when he's around you, Doug. You bring something out of him. It's true. demonies around you, Doug. You bring something out of him. It's true. Yeah, I feel like

I'm the rock and he's one of the titans. He's giving heart. Amy? Yep. Leonard Maltin. Oh, I have to go now? The great film historian has thrown down that he can do it in five names.

Oh, yeah, name that movie, Leonard Maltin. Okay, she says name it, Leonard. Name it. It's got a color in the title. You get how many names? Five? All right, good luck. You called it fascinating.

You said it had flashbacks. You said a lot of other words that would give it away immediately. That was all I could pull out of your review. Okay. It would keep it vague. Three and a half stars. And the five listed actors are Alden Ehrenreich who of

course just played Solo, Max Casella, Doogie Howser's best friend, Tammy Blanchard forget what else she's been in, Michael Stuhlbarg amazing actor Oscar nominated for what was it Simple Man Simple Man and Peter Sarsgaard those are your five from 2013 is it an education

let me ask you this that is no color is there a color in the title? I was just blue thinking about my education. All right. This is very suspenseful. I got nothing. Just give me a title with a color in the title.

Just pull one out. Who's the warmest color? Pull one out of the blue. Oh, that was good. Yeah. The answer, though, is Blue Jasmine. Oh. Amy Miller has a point.

She's on the board. I've done nothing. You're going after it, Amy. This is great. Yeah. No, this is a fun game because you can win by just not doing anything.

So Jesse has a point too, right? Okay. Was the next name up in the cast have been Andrew Dice Clay? No, it would have been Louis C.K. Yeah, you just pulled that out

right in front of us, Doug. It's fun! I said, can we play the Leonard Maltz game? Do you mind if we play? I didn't say yes or no. That's true, but you are here. You knew what was going to happen. Let me out of this room.

My reputation precedes me. I always make you play games. Andrew Dice Clay, Bobby Carnivale, Sally Hawkins. I thought she was great in that. Alec Baldwin. Ladies and gentlemen, Ali. And then...

Kate Blanchett, of course, as Blue Jasmine. Nobody was named that. But that was a good movie. Too bad, can't watch that one anymore. Too much trouble. All right. I got to find some more categories and play another round

because we got to find a winner. I gotta find some more categories and play another round because we gotta find a winner who challenged who there? Amy challenged so we'll start with Jesse and then go to Rebecca and Jesse do you like what does that

say? oh this is weird the basketball drearies the basketball drearies yeah or how about ice knowing you or the cream of the crop tonight yeah these are good ones never gonna get it Yeah, these are good ones. Never Gonna Get It. Which one of those do you like?

Never Gonna Get It. Let's go with that. Really? Okay, this is movies that I don't think... Anyone's gonna get? Perfect. Movies that you aren't going to remember, I think. Wow. That's a bizarre category.

This is a real weird one. Sorry, you guys. And you chose it. The year is 2013, Jesse. Get ready, Rebecca. Two and a half stars from Mr. Malton. He says about this movie that

the results, while watchable, are disappointingly bland. This is probably one of the ones I reviewed. If it's anything like that, it's usually the stuff he gave me. All right, well, you shouldn't reveal that to the world. The results, while watchable. I like that expression, watchable. Like, you know, there's potential,

like sometimes things will shoot into your eyes and you just won't even be able to watch it. Like Malcolm McDowell. Exactly. No, he was forced into watchability. Disappointingly bland and, oh, adapted from a novel. There's a good one. Thank you.

That's a good clue. That's only about half of the movies. Right. And he lists 10 performers in the film. She lists 10. That's what I heard. Right. You know that there's

contributing editors to the book. There are lots of us that contribute to the book. Okay. What was my nickname? The Rob Schneider Specialist. That's right. Because my dad doesn't love me. You said ten names?

Yeah, ten out of 10 she's going 8 Rebecca I guess I gotta go 7 what do you think of that Amy name that movie Rebecca oh Amy Miller with a power play could take this down without doing anything

I get it other than just being perfect thank you Doug yeah this is this is not looking good this is already a tough category 2013 is the year two and a half stars watchable disappointingly bland adapted from a novel And your eight names are Sunita Chudbury Chudbury Sonia

Walger Traveris Spears Gloria Rubin Nat Wolf Lily Tomlin Wallace Sean Inconceivable Lily Tomlin, Wallace Shawn,

Inconceivable, and, ooh, friend of the show, Michael Sheen. Oh, crap. Those are the eight names. This is a real tough one. I'd be quite impressed if you managed to pull this off. Yeah, I don't got it. I'm done. I'm out quite impressed if you managed to pull this off. I don't got it. I'm done.

I'm out. She wins. She wins. Point for Amy. Do you know what it is, Leonard? I don't think anybody should know what it is. Hence the category. You're never going to get it.

You're never going to get it. See, she knows the song. It're never going to get it. You're never going to get it. Never going to get it. Yeah. She knows the song. It's a good song. Is it En Vogue? You're not my boss. Not the boss of me. It's a motion picture that starred Paul Rudd and

Tina Fey and it's called Admission. Admission. Admission. But yeah, those two names, those are the crucial names. That's my review. That is your review. Yeah, I saw it with you.

Oh, I even gave you one too many names, I think, because I think you said seven, but I gave you eight. But anyway, Amy Miller's our winner, everybody. She did it. Based on the hit novel, Admission. What is that book that that movie's based on?

I'm going to read it. Well, you know, the book could have a different title, but yeah. Sure. Maybe they would have said what it was if it did, so I guess there's a book called Admission. Come get your prizes uh hemp brothers congratulations yeah i did nothing this game doesn't make any sense so many yeah okay uh we'll make sure you get that book signed.

And Amy, start us off with your plugs. What's coming up for you? Well, please listen to my podcast, Who's Your God? Why is that funny? We talk to comedians about religion. We have a new episode out with Nicole Byer, which should be amazing. I'm going to be in D.C. soon at the D.C. Comedy Loft. You can check their website for dates

and also at Laughs Comedy Club in Seattle. Those are both headlining weekends so come out and see me. Thank you Amy Miller. Thank you guys so much.

I should go? No you can stay. No you've won so you've been eliminated. I'm going to go I'm going to sell pillowcases. Oh if you want to get out there and set up your little shop area, you can do that. Okay, thank you. Bye.

All right. Go buy Amy's stuff, you guys. Yeah. I mean, how are you going to sleep tonight without a pillowcase? Just get one, then you'll have it. It's really convenient. Rebecca Laws, great job casting this panel tonight. Didn't she do a great job of picking the guests?

She knew it was about time for Jessie to come on and compete. Absolutely. Do you have anything to plug? Do you want to plug your Pilates slash other things? Yes. I teach Pilates at 6 a.m. all the time. So come to Pilates.

Doug will be there. Doug will be there. Doug will be there. What? What's happening? You're going to Pilates. When you come to Seattle, do Getting Doug with High at the Pilates studio. Oh, is that possible?

You can get super baked. Yeah, absolutely. It'll be super fun. It's the only way I could get through Pilates. 100%. If I could just smoke the entire time. 100%. Okay. You can smoke, smoke, smoke. Pilates, Pilates through Pilates. 100%. If I could just smoke the entire time. 100%. Smoke, smoke, smoke, Pilates, plies, plies.

We'll hit you up. Done. Thank you for making this happen. Absolutely. Good job. I was happy. I was happy to do so. Here, pass me down your name tag. Not the stepbrothers one. Oh, yeah. I don't need that. That's just an empty husk. Oh, yeah. I don't need that. That's just an empty husk.

Oh, yeah. It's an empty husk. I need this thing. And Jesse Malton? We have our podcast, and we post new episodes every Friday. So far in the new year, it's been Willem Dafoe, Bill Prady. Who else? Shea Whigham.

Shea Whigham Shea Whigham thank you she listens thank you God bless you yeah it's called Malton on Movies and you can listen to it

anywhere it's free we love doing it and then you'll hear more about Malton Fest which is May 10th to 12th

very soon and we're really really really excited about it yeah I'll be there opening night yep yeah I think we can exciting And we're really, really, really excited about it. Yeah, I'll be there opening night. Yep. Woo!

Yeah. I think we do. Exciting. Do you want to tell them what movie you're introducing? Yeah, is it too early to let that get out of the way? Nobody knows. We haven't booked it, so. No, we have.

We have? It's booked. I can't tell you where yet, but the movie is booked. Okay. Oh, okay. The movie's going to be Sing Street. Yeah, they're going to introduce Sing Street together. A wonderful movie.

Yeah. Everyone I know who's seen it has really liked it a lot. Yeah, it's an easy one to recommend to people. If somebody who's seen that movie doesn't like it, they don't deserve to breathe. There's a money quote. All right, good. Good.

No, it's just so good. It's hard to resist, I would imagine. People would find a way. But it's really good, and I'm excited to see it in a theater with a packed audience. We're going to get everybody to come out and appreciate that and other overlooked movies. Anything else you want to promote, Leonard? Your book? Well, my latest book is called Hooked on Hollywood

and it's a collection of interviews and articles I've written since my teenage years coming up to the present day on all aspects of classic Hollywood and I had a lot of fun doing it and it's available wherever

books are sold. That's right. Yeah, don't go to get them wherever you listen to podcasts. Go get them where books are sold. Not where movies are distributed. Oh, and of course, sorry. Go ahead. No, I'm at home at LeonardMalton.com.

And you're on the Twitter, and you're on the Instagram, and you're on the Facebook. All of those places, yes. Just follow this face. Yeah, if you want to see some crazy, like he's always doing shots. Oh, yeah. He's always dancing on bar tops.

What we should do to raise money next time, my dad's never had a shot, yeah. He's always dancing on bar tops. What we should do to raise money next time, my dad's never had a shot, ever. And my friends over the years... Honestly, my friends over the years have always said that that's the goal, is to one day get him to take a shot. So maybe he'd do it for charity. Yes.

Maybe. For charity. Or maybe I'd substitute paying money to charity. Or what if you could do it while lying down in a hospital bed with an IV? It's negotiable. Okay.

I'm going to do stand-up at the Stardome in Hoover, Alabama on Sunday, April 14th, and then the next show here at the UCB Franklin will be later in the year. there are going to be two a month on average,

but this next month there's just one on February 26th. So I hope to see you guys back here. Thank you for being here today. One more time for all my guests. Amy Miller, Rebecca Laws, Jesse Malton and Leonard Malton.

Let me see that little piece of paper there. Thank you so much. As always, Cosby is a shithead. Roger Stone is a shithead. And for firing his friend Norberto, Norberto Norberto Buzzfeed is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another

talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies.