Doug Loves Movies - Lisa DeLarios, Geoff Tate, Barak Hardley, Trey Galyon and Troy Tate guest

Episode Date: October 23, 2019

Back home at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Lisa DeLarios, Geoff Tate, Barak Hardley, Trey Galyon and Troy Tate to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from our very first original home.

It's been 13 years, and it all started right here. The UCB Theater on Franklin Avenue in Los Angeles. Yes! Yay. Thank you all for being here. Always appreciate it. It's Tuesday, October 22, 2019. I just saw some great name tags in Vegas.

So what have you got, show business capital of the world? Los Angeles has Joe versus the Vulcan. Oh, you're Joe? Oh, okay. You just put my face instead of the O, so I just thought you'd change it to Vulcan. What? What does yours say?

The Good Larry. Instead of The Good Liar. And it was starring Helen Mirren and Ian McKellen. Okay. This one over here, Suspiri Ian. Suspiri Ian. Okay, all right. I see a tambourine with the Douglas Movies logo on it.

No, it's just you. It's a sewing project. Cross-stitch embroidery. All right. I hope somebody picks that because, you know, it would be nice to have a tambourine up here. And, of course, the one with all the lights on it over there, I can't read any of it, even though it's all lit up.

What does that say on it? Candy man. Candy man. Candy Man. Candy's Man instead of Candy Man. Neat. All right. Good luck to all of you. You'll know when to whip them out.

Doug plugs. This Saturday, Denver, Doug Does Movies returns to the Comedy Works downtown at 420. It'll be a scary edition. Go to comedyworks.com to get your tickets. Denver. Hashtag yeah. Yeah. I've got

a prize bag full of stuff to give away. Yeah, you're right. It is really exciting stuff. Like I was just in Las Vegas, as I mentioned, so I brought a copy of Las Vegas Magazine. It's got Matt King on the cover. He's a very talented afternoon magician.

He does. He has afternoon shows. You can bring the kids and they believe in magic. After it's over. Doug Loves Movies t-shirt this is cool from my friends at Magical Butter these are gummy trays so you can make

your own gummy edibles bless me thank you so much for that alright I got a few more things in here that I'm going to reveal as the show goes along Bless you. Bless me. Thank you so much for that. All right. And I got a few more things in here that I'm going to reveal as the show goes along. Well, I guess I could show you this real quick. This is kind of exciting.

This is a bubble gun. Bless you. Thank you. And you know what? It looks like the bottle of bubble stuff spilled inside the box. Yeah, it looks like it's a real mess. Oh, yeah, now it's practically empty. So maybe I will give this away tonight since it's a worthless, worthless piece of garbage. All right, well,

I really ruined that. But there's more delightful stuff in the bag and stuff brought by my five guests, as you can see. Gearing up for the 12 guests of Christmas by just having too many guests. We'll just keep building on it. But please, give it up, everybody,

for Trey Gallion, Barack Hardley, Lisa Delarios, Jeff Tate, and Troy Tate. Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Yeah, we've got double the Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, go people are chanting for trey well one guy but yeah that counts it's all very exciting what a photogenic group thank you you're welcome let's say hello to them individually starting with that lady right there lisa delirious is here everybody hi hi what what's that?

Well, it's supposed to be a bubble gun, but for whatever reason, this little thing of bubbles just spilled out all inside the box that it comes in and just destroyed the box. And now I can't demonstrate this amazing bubble gun. That's too bad. It's really sad. It is sad. It's a really sad way to start off a show. But Lisa, bad. It's really sad. It is sad. It's a really sad way to start off a show.

But Lisa, you're here to save it. Yes, here I am. Yeah. Well, we could just add a little water to that. Huh? Is that how that works?

Yeah, add some water. I bet there's enough bubble solution in there that you could just add a little water and then we're going to get some bubble fun. Okay.

That's what I'm going to do. Who doesn't love bubbles? What did you... What monster? What lovable thing did you bring for the prize bag tonight? Oh, well, I'd like to bring things that I think anybody would enjoy. So how would you describe this? That looks like a sort of a painting.

What's that material? What's that made out of? It's, I believe it's a cross stitch. Is that another cross stitch thing? I believe it's a cross stitch that I did today. I didn't even know what it was called and I spent 18 hours on it. And it's a sailor

man looking kind of guy. I mean, I can't, I shouldn't just assume he lives at sea based on that look. I did assume the same. Maybe it's his sort of weathered complexion. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sure anyone would want this in their home.

One special winner with a really cool name tag. Is that a person you know? Is that why you did it? Do you know that guy? And you're like, I bet I could cross-stitch Al. Well, you know what? Now I can't keep up the lie, because I bought it at the thrift store, but...

Oh, man, I wouldn't have... But that is my cat's hair on it. I can claim that. It's somebody... Somebody died, and then their family that didn't care about them gave it to the thrift store. You're welcome.

I hope that painting stitchery is I hope it's haunted. You and me both. I hope that the winner gets ghosts. The winner gets ghosts. You walk by and the pipe's not there. You walk by again, then it's back.

Yes. That kind of painting ghostery. Does that happen? You know, I think I've seen it in movies. Shit. Every goddamn painting in Hogswortharts is moving all the time and chatting uh but that gentleman that just spoke is the first time guest of the show we're happy to have him it's barack hardley everybody all right i'm barrick barrick bar. Barak. I'm excited for this.

Well, we're excited to have you. I mean, you know, you've been on The Office. Yeah, for nine seconds. You timed it? Okay, but everybody loves The Office so much we'll probably remember you from your moment on the show. What happened in your nine seconds uh it was after steve carell left so no one's watched it uh but every there's some

classics in there robert california's genius character uh yeah he was pretty good right james he was off the show at that point so no one's seen this episode. It's the episode where everybody in the warehouse wins the lottery. And they all quit. So they're trying to hire new people. And I remember when we were shooting that, they're like, here's where you sit. And then normally when you shoot something, there's like 30 minutes of bullshit while they relight and stuff. And so I'm like, okay, Barry, take this in. Really, this is your favorite show.

Just soak in every moment. And action! And then I was like, oh shit! And I said the line wrong. And then they did a second take and that was it. And that was my experience on The Office. You're not even talking to another character from The Office? I mean, I'm exaggerating for comedic

effect. I was talking to andy the the worst character on the show andy our friend ed helms andy bernard oh he's your friend that guy who fucking rules on that show uh but no they did they did put his character through a lot he became kind of a really sad figure, the things that would happen to him. But speaking of sad figures... Also joining us today, all the way from Brooklyn, it's Trey Gallio!

Hello, Los Angeles. It's good to be here. It's good to have you here. You were on Getting Doug with High this afternoon. I was. Yes, ma'am. We got good and high. We got really high.

But that was the point. Yeah, and then you have to come over here and compete in trivia games. Yeah, I don't really think that's going to affect my performance. We'll be fine. It'll be the same old story. All right. Yeah. Thanks for being here. No, thanks for having me. Oh, what'd you bring?

Oh, right. Barak, what'd you bring? I'm promoting a movie I made called Spell. So I brought a poster for it. And then, which I did not sign because I didn't think this through. And then I brought a little bag of googly eyes.

Oh. Are you suggesting that you put the googly eyes on the poster? No, fuck no. That's my face. Be cool. Put it on the sailor. Oh, I guess you can't have both gifts. They're really tiny, googly eyes.

And yes, tell us about the spell. It's just spell, not the spell. No, I don't know what that would be. Yeah, we made a weird little movie. It comes out November 1st. On demand and in theaters? Yeah. Oh, wow, we're doing the whole pitch now.

In select cities november 1st and then video on demand no wait what did i say whatever november 18th if you're if you're not in a select city then you gotta wait till november yeah you yeah if you don't live in new york or la that's basically what that is right yeah yeah you're not gonna see it anyways i mean i live in new york so maybe oh you're not going to see it anyways. I mean, I live in New York, so maybe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to see it now.

I saw that episode of The Office. I'm not that discerning. You guys are cool. Yeah, but you don't live in a select city. No, they don't even release Captain America in Cincinnati.

Yeah. Lisa had a question Yeah, but you don't live in a select city. No, they don't even release Captain America in Cincinnati. Lisa had a question off mic. You want to ask it in the microphone? Oh, whoops, sorry. Yeah, is your movie scary? Yeah, it's a little scary. It's funny, and then it's weird, and then it's scary. And you can see my penis briefly in it.

Come on. Yeah, sold. All right. Why didn't you say that in the beginning? We should have called it my penis. in it. Come on. Yeah, sold. All right. Why didn't you say that in the beginning? We should have called it my penis. Are you kidding? That's what I'm going

to call it. Yeah, that's what you call it. That's what I call it. Yeah. It's about a penis that puts spells on people. The spell is to be left alone.

It's really not, it doesn't really do anything uh okay um so trey stuff i brought what'd you bring you yeah i brought one of my uh slightly used uh trey gallium rolling trays functional i know right They're great I love it And then a United barf bag With A getting dug with high mug In it That I drank from earlier So there's

Maybe a little bit of my DNA on there Oh and then I brought One of my t-shirts too For whoever wins We'll figure that out Afterwards I only have large Medium and small So we'll deal with that later.

I've said too much. You know, not to try to outdo you, Trey, but I thought of you when I received this. This is a hospital-strength barf bag. Yes. And I've got to say, this barff bag i'm kind of sad to give it away because it really changed my world it's the perfect barf bag unless you have more than this amount of barf yeah then it would be terrible but as long as you have this amount or less

you just go you just go right there and then you just throw the whole thing out and uh and there's you know this this durable the whole thing out. And there's, you know, this durable plastic means there's no chance it's going to blow out like your paper bag from the airplane. I mean,

they're good for one use. swallows it. I know it's not cool, but can we use reusable barf bags? Is that possible? You should. I think we should.

You should. You should not throw that in the garbage. Whoever wins this, if you barf into it, wash it out. Well, the thing with that, I saw a kid on the subway use one of those hospital ones, and the problem with them is

you can see through them. That's the problem for everybody else. Can't see through four pillowcases. That's sad that a child on the subway... If I feel that on a subway, the next thing I do is I pop it. Oh, yeah. No.

Boo. Say, look, everybody, a giant zit or whatever. A chunky zit. Oh, man. Okay. No, no. New York's gross Oh, man. Okay. No, no. New York's gross enough, man. Okay.

It doesn't need your help. It'd make the rounds as one of those only in New York clickbait videos. Can you believe it? Guy explodes barf bag on the subway. I went last on that riff train Nice work, Caboose Troy Tate is here, everybody Hey, everyone

Thanks for having me back, Doug We first met you in Lexington, Kentucky. That's right. And haven't seen you since. Well, now I'm back. Now he's back. Yeah. And what did you bring for the bag?

I brought this small, big Lebowski button. That's the smallest, big Lebowski button I've ever seen. Yeah, it's small, big Lebowski. And I brought a burnout mug. You put your coffee in it, and it makes it drinkable right away and keeps it that way for six hours, and it's dope. I have one, and I love it. That's fancy.

They use space age technology. I didn't know we were supposed to bring nice stuff. You brought a poster from your movie? No, that's not that cool. Are you giving this to me? No, you said you wanted it. You can totally put the googly eyes

onto the burnout mug. Personalize it. Make it your own. Do you want it? It's great if you like coffee and if you don't like coffee, then we should move on. As a guest of the show,

as a guest of the show, you are welcome to take this if you want it. I don't like coffee. You could also barf into it and it would keep it warm. I thought you were admiring it. That's right. Keep it hot. Hot vomit. Keeps it hot?

Well, it keeps it whatever temperature it's at. It holds its temperature. Oh, okay. Yeah, you could put colds in there. Jeff, I brought for the bag, I brought one of the Doug Benson pins from Rockin' Pins.

Of course, you already own one of those. Yeah, but I also brought and I think Jeff might want to just have this. It's from a company called Patty Lapels. i do want it whatever it is patty lapel that's amazing it's an amazing borat button and he's and he's saying

my wife yeah pass that down to jeff let's see if he wants to uh to just keep that because it's good i think that'll go in really nicely with all your other pins that you wear on your jacket. You know what I think about this pin? Very nice. Alright, so that's Jeff Tate, everybody! Woo!

Excellent! Thank you for having me. I brought a sweet Mystic Lakes Casino reusable bag brought a sweet Mystic Lakes Casino reusable bag. Yep. Mystic Lakes Casino, where you go if you want a casino. It's in Minnesota. And we just did that

10,000 Laughs Festival and I got a hat and this says 10,000 Laughs and you put it on the back of your phone and then it pops out and it gives your phone a handle oh so good but i i mean i don't want to do it i don't want that to here i'll put it in the bag i don't want and then a hat this hat is it's beautifully small for my head yeah it's a beautiful color purple yeah yeah well you can have it uh ldl if you want

Color purple, yeah. Well, you can have it, LDL, if you want. Oh, one-hit delirios. I've got so many purple hats. I totally believe you, too. How many purple hats do you have? I don't know, 18. Yeah. Low ball in that, aren't you? Yeah don't know, 18. Yeah.

Low balling that, aren't you? Yeah. You know me, this one. She's got her share. Fashion hound, is that? No, that doesn't sound right. That sounds like a compliment. Also tonight, I'm including a copy of the Doug Loves Scary Movies poster. Made by our friend Box Brown.

And promoting the show this Saturday at Denver Comedy Works. And then also October 31st in Sacramento and November 1st in San Francisco. I think Jeff is going to be on at least a couple of those. Yeah. Ooh, Tate. I've heard things. I'm nervous about having it. How many scary movies am I going to have to see?

Well, you don't have to go see a bunch of scary movies. I was going to ask tonight if you just have a scary movie that you could recommend since it's October and scary movie season man didn't want to throw a hardball at you I was I mean that Air Force One is pretty scary. I was just sitting next to Gary Oldman in the restaurant next door. That's the scariest thing I've heard all day. And I grabbed him by the lapels and did my Harrison Ford impression. I said, get off my restaurant.

I was that... When I was walking up here, I saw somebody got thrown into the street. Was that Gary Oldman? You threw him off the restaurant? No, I don't think so. It was, you know, he laughed, and then I put him down.

Like a veterinarian? No, I just threw in a few more insults before I left. Hey, Jeff, lean out or I can hit you with this thing. Run, run direction. I'm nervous. Am I supposed to help? Fetch, Breck. Beric.

That was more sports than I'm used to. That was a lot of sports. What about you, Troy? Can you recommend a scary movie? Yeah, I always like this movie called Housebound. Oh, yeah. It's scary, but also gets a little funny. It takes some twists and turns. It's from Down Under. Yeah, it's from but also it gets a little funny it takes some twists and turns it's from Down Under

yeah it's from Down Under made by a Kiwi I believe that version of Down Under yeah it's a little spooky but then it lets you off the hook too it's a fun movie

but I don't know where it is it's not on Netflix anymore so good luck finding it. It's been gone for a long time. Sorry, suckers. Yeah, sorry. Go to New Zealand. They play it everywhere in New Zealand. They got it there, I'm sure.

Every movie theater. For sure. Yeah, right on. That's just good advice, I think. Go to New Zealand. It looks pretty cool. Seems nice. I'd love to go someday.

Seems really nice, yeah. I'm into it oh left behind that's the movie that uh that's a scary movie i apologize i got i did get tripped up earlier but i just want to get my answer out there left behind okay that's jeff's scary movie recommendation uh what about you trerey Mandy I would say if you haven't seen that one that's it's great Lisa wants to know what that

is yeah Lisa wants to know yeah it's a Nick Cage movie and it's really trippy Nick Cage already scary yeah yeah but it's very intense like that's the most intense scary movie I've seen in the last few years.

It's a ride. Yeah, when it's done, you are exhausted. Oh, I like that. On the edge of your seat? Yeah, yeah. Let's do a quick scene from it. I'll be Nick Cage. Lisa, you're Mandy.

And Nick Cage just came home from work. Mandy's busy painting. But she's a real cool lady. Oh, she's painting? She's chill. She's just there painting. And Nick Cage comes home, and he kisses her on the top of the head, and then he says, knock, knock.

Who's there? Eric Estrada. Eric Estrada who?ica strada from chips i have no idea and it gets scarier from there is that really in the movie yes yes that is i want to see that movie now that's the best that's how I sell the movie to people do you think it's in the script? I don't know I want to give Nick Cage

full credit for it but you just can't be sure no because he'd pick a script because it has that joke in it okay I just can't be sure. No. Because he'd pick a script because it has that joke in it. Okay, so what about you, Lisa? Do you have a good scary movie? I'm still thinking about that. Eric Estrada.

I had to crush on him when I was a kid. Eric Estrada. Let's see. I can't remember the name of it, but it's based on a true story where this couple, they are ghost chaser, or they go to people's houses when their houses are haunted.

Oh, yeah, Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters. No. That's two couples. That's two couples. They were married? Does anyone know? The Conjuring? The Conjuring, yeah. i think that's a good i like the first one with lily taylor i really was i thought that was a nice level of horror movies that really stick

with you the ones that you don't remember the title yeah well that's any movie you're that terrified by it that you're like that movie with the family of ghost hunters. There's a doll in the basement. Yeah, Annabelle. Well, you remember. Annabelle has been on this show. She's been on this show? Yeah, she was not a good guest. Wait, the doll? Yeah, the guy brought the

doll. Oh, yeah, but she was lame. Stiff. Stiff. Thank you. I heard she wouldn't stop saying the N word. It was on Reddit. Barak, do you have anything to contribute horror movie wise? I just watched watched psycho for the

first time what yeah vince vaughn and hayes that movie is dope you just saw you've heard of it i saw it i saw it recently too it's quite were you at the park oh you live in cincinnati i live at the park uh i there was a bunch of scenes I knew like when she turns the shower on standing under the water which no one has ever done because it's going to be cold and then I never realized

at the end once you find out oh the mother and him were the same person then a character you've never met comes out and does a 20 minute monologue explaining everything that you've seen and fully understand with a real cocky attitude so that would be my recommendation if you've never seen it i so wish that it turned out you just went to one of those like amc movie classic screenings where that professor guy talks about the movie after like it is like this guy is just in his office

and he broke down the famous scenes. Oh, yeah, Ben Mankiewicz. I've seen him. All right, I'm satisfied with your answers. Does anybody want to do an impression? Like of your teeth? Yes, would anyone on the panel like to do an impression

of my teeth? Sure. Hey, I'm Doug's teeth. I like to chew stuff. Nom, nom, nom, nom. How was that? How was that? Uh-oh, Trey's not gonna get a B on Saturday Night Live.

Uh-oh. You can't do a horribly offensive tooth accent these days. I didn't say chink once. Well, not yet. Not until then. No, that doesn't count.

That was, you have to take it in context. Right, this part's gonna be edited out. No one will believe these people. Shoot. My bubble gun doesn't work. No, you just named bubbles. I was so excited about it. Good idea, Delarios.

It's unloaded, Doug. That's what I'm being told. Good idea. Oh, you did. There's one left. Do you think maybe it was air pressure related? Did you take that on an airplane? That's what it was.

Oh, yeah? I mean, I'm not a scientist and I've never claimed to be. I was just guessing. I want you to end that sentence at never. I'm not a scientist

and I'm never. Just leave it at that. But now's the part of the show where I say let the games begin! Yeah, turn it off, Bert. We got some games to play, and we've got five contestants,

so this could take a second. Apologies to whatever shows next here tonight. We're going long. But for now, lady and gentlemen, go ahead and choose your name tags pick a name tag that speaks to you the one that you like the best bring it back to your seat well you do that we'll do this we'll be right back hey here's a few more opportunities for you to come see douglow's movies live it's gonna be at wise guys in salt lake city on november 9th the improv in san jose california on november 16th and the improv in miami florida on saturday november 23rd all of those shows are at 4 20.

hope to see you there back to the show all right we're back great uh great name tag selection session was so good it made me sneeze. Jeff, who are you playing on behalf of? Brit. For Brittle Juice, I think. Brie. Brittle Juice. Brittle Juice. Oh, Brie. Brittle Juice. You know,

you can never tell. Brit's also a name. Yeah. That's true. For a name tag, right? Brittle Juice. That's dope dope what kind of candies are those on there um some sour gummy worms some regular gummy worms and twin snakes right it helps to know that some of them are related it makes them taste better You try to match them up

Brothers Alright speaking of brothers Troy You're related to that idiot I'm playing for Alec I think I picked it and then I realized it's a little awkward as far as reading goes. There's not a lot of vowels

in it, but it's like Alexander, I guess. Changed Alexander to Alexander. Like it's possessive of this. For the listeners, no change has occurred. Alexander. So yeah, I'm playing for Alec

but I'm probably gonna lose anyway so No I'm gonna lose What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do my best I'll do my best Yeah that's all Alex and Erkin asked for Trey who do you got? I'm playing for Casey.

And she did Dude, Where's My Casey? Yeah. I know, right? I love that dumb movie. It's pretty fun. But yeah, it's her and you

and then a couple other people. Dan Van Kirk and Amy and what's her name? And is that Fat Nick Thune? Who's what's her name? Is that Fat Nick Thune? Who's What's Her Name? Matt Fernandez.

Homegirl Next Top Name. Oh, it is Matt Fernandez, I think. Fat Nick Thune. Yeah. Pass that shit down here. Oh, it's Rosa Salazar. Yes. Yeah.

It's Alita Battle Angel with regular eyes. Right. I think I met her. She was, didn't she do? Never mind. She smoked a lot of weed after I did last time I was out here. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Lisa? I mean, how could I not take Emily? Emily. It's beautiful cross stitch She actually cross stitched Doug loves movies Doug loves cameras Doug loves cameras It's beautiful

It's real cute She put some time into that Or did you buy this at a thrift store? Huh? Did you buy this at the Goodwill? No, that's really lovely. Good job, Emily. And Barak, what do you got for us here?

I got the Kurt Lockert. So I think the guy's name is Kurt Lockert. Oh, that'd be a cool name. Is it Kurt? No. Okay. No. It's not cool.

But I like how he slid his name in there twice. That's pretty slick. Double Kurt. Kurt, Kurt. Yeah, more Kurt than you need. Don't be so Kurt. Yeah, why are you keeping it all Kurt on me? Kurt McGirt, that's his

motherfucking name. Wu-Tang, nobody? Alright, cool. I'll just sit here. I got a nose like a pickle. What's up? I have no idea. Sesame Street? Is that... Somebody knows. Was that the Humpty Dance?

I got a nose like a pickle. I asked if anyone wanted to do an impression. Where was that pickle nose when I asked that? Solid. Solid. I forgot I could do that. Do it again. Thank you, Dak.

I got a nose like a pickle. All right, now one more time. Does anybody else have an amazing impression that you're holding back on us? Debra! Hey, Debra! What's that? I don't know. Did you mean Adrian? That was Raymond, right? Oh, yeah.

That was Ray Romano. It was perfect. Debra. Ma. Ma. Have him say nose like a pickle because it's the same nose like a pickle my god damn nose is a pickle it's a goddamn pickle, Debra.

My fucking face sucks. Wow. This is dark, Ray. Ray, Raymond after Dark. I'm gonna fucking murder someone, Debra. I've never told anyone this, but I killed my mother. I'm sure he would have,

that character at some point. Just couldn't have took it anymore. She is dead. Yeah, but that was like way after the show got ended. It's true. He didn't kill her. Unrelated.

Let's play characters welcome I love this game I'm going to list the characters In the end credits of a movie Just random characters from the end credits Characters What was your character name on The Office? Were you like guest number one or something like that?

Oh shit, I had a name. I don't remember. You did? I don't remember what it was. Michael Scott. That was it. Were you Dwight? I wasn't Dwight.

So whoever he was was he had a name as do all these characters so I'll start listing the names and guess as often as you like the first person to get it right on stage is the winner of this game so we're guessing

the movie name of the movie that has these characters in it okay I'm not going to tell you the actors I'm just going to tell you the characters So we're guessing... The movie. Name of the movie. That has these characters in it. Okay, okay. I'm not going to tell you the actors. I'm just going to tell you the characters. There's a character called Working Girl. Working Girl.

See, that's a terrific guess. Not what I'm looking for, though. Taxi driver. No, there's a character called Big Biker. Old Dogs. Wild Hogs. Both great guesses. There's a character called Big Biker. Old Dogs. Wild Hogs. Both great guesses. The Big Lebowski.

Another great guess. Terminator. There's another character called Skinny Biker. They got the broad spectrum of bikers in this movie. There's someone called Bus Stop Man. Raising Arizona. Yeah. There's someone called Bus Stop Man. Raising Arizona. No.

Good guess. Bus Stop Man. Oh, there's someone called Shlomo. Top Gun. Shlomo. The worst pilot, that's his name.

The worst pilot, that's his name. He's the slowest one. Gentlemen, line up. Maverick, Goose. I can't even say it. Shlomo. Shlomo. slow-mo smoke in the bandit there was someone in this

that went by human sasquatch harry and the henderson sorry real genius there was someone called push pop push pop

yeah damn it charlie and the chocolate factory Push Pop. Push Pop. Yeah. Damn it. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. All the bikers in that? Push Pop. Don't be... There's someone in the here. Don't be a menace.

Dr. Freak. Oh, Dr. Freak. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Purple Rain. Oh, the Val Kilmer Batman. Oh, Bubble Boy. Easy Rider. Bubble Boy is correct!

Wait, what? That's great. I wanted to blow bubbles to celebrate the correct answer. Add more water. This is a production fail. Yeah. It's a podcast, so we can just be like, God damn, that's a lot of bubbles.

Look at those bubbles. There's too many bubbles. I actually got some of it in my eye, Doug. It's too many bubbles. The stage is slippery now. All right, here we go. Okay, all right, all right, I guess. It's over, it's not going to work.

It's a bubble bummer. That was going to be a visual clue. I was going to be blowing bubbles in the air the whole time. I was naming people from Bubble Boy. But Trey figured it out anyway. Trey Gallagher. Yeah. How did you do that?

Oh, because I like that movie too. I've watched that one a bunch. Zach Galifianakis is in that one. Yeah, he plays Bus Stop Man. And Shlomo is played by Jason Sklar. Okay, I didn't realize this was all the

same movie. Oh yeah, that's the thing. You probably thought it was a different movie. Liar. I didn't. I really didn't. I thought, that's the thing. You probably thought it was a different movie each time. Liar. I didn't. I really didn't. I thought they were all different movies. And also I thought Bubble Boy was that movie with John Travolta. Mask? That was the made for TV. No, when he lives

in a bubble. Phenomenon. Yeah, that was one too. It was called Bubble Boy? Yeah, Bubble Boy's name is Jimmy Livingston. Yeah. As played by Jake Gyllenhaal. In Bubble Boy, yeah. Yeah, it's an underrated classic. Yeah, it makes me laugh a lot.

Yeah. I enjoy it. Don't ask Trey for a list of movies that make him laugh a lot, because you'll see some of those horrifying imagery. Are we still talking about the lobster? You don't want to see. Wait, you thought the lobster was funny? It's hilarious.

Are you kidding me? That opening scene. We've talked about it before. This comes up every time. Yeah. He thinks it's very funny. And then, yeah, we don't have to get into it. When he's hitting on the girl,

and the woman just jumped out the window, is laying on the ground screaming, and he's just casually hitting on that girl the whole time. It's hilarious. I forgot about that funny scene. See, a woman was hurt. So, dot, dot, dot. Oh, context.

Context. I don't... The opening scene when she gets out of the car and shoots the donkey or the sheep. What is it? Anyway, she just goes up and shoots the animal in the head. You know there was some backstory there that they weren't telling you.

It's fucking hilarious. It was really funny. I'm in. I think there were some funny parts in that. Yeah, yeah. I'm in. Doesn't she kill the dog, though? I didn't like that.

Oh, yeah. Now, that was really stupid sad. You didn't think that was funny? No, not at all. That was really sad. We can still be friends. Okay. Well, that's why it's called a dark comedy, because there are some dark.

But, yo, remember that part when she killed a sheep? Yeah. That was great. No. Content. Never mind. That dog was killed. Well, never mind.

Yeah. Next. All right, Trey gets to go first in our next game, and this is a new game we haven't played before. Yeah, that's always exciting when that happens. It's called It or Not It. Oh, all right. So there's only two choices.

No, there's three. Oh. I'm going to go to you first, Trey, and then we'll go to Lisa and then Beric. And you get the idea. We'll go in that order. And I come to you first, Trey, and then we'll go to Lisa and then Beric and you get the idea. We'll go in that order. I come to you one at a time. I say to you, Trey,

what movie is this line from? Is it from It Chapter 1, as it is now known? It Chapter 2? Or not It? it chapter two or not it. It one, it two, or not it.

Okay. All right? Yes. And if you get it wrong, then it moves on to Lisa. And if she gets it wrong, it moves on to Beric. You get the idea.

You can really steal sometimes on this one. Oh, and I'm going to do the line with my Bane voice. Yes. Yes. Trey? Testing one two

Testing okay I am ready I am out of the shadows Okay here's the line Clowns are for itty bitty babies Clowns are for itty bitty babies Is that it, it too, or not it?

Not it. Not it is correct! Yeah! How could that be anything but it? You don't get the game. I never do. Did you say cloud or clown? Clown. Oh, I thought you said cloud.

Clouds are for itty bitty babies. Okay, this one goes to you, Lisa. Okay. It one, to you, Lisa. Okay. It one, it two, or not it? They're gazebos. They're bullshit. They're bullshit. Oh, man.

I'm going to say it, too. No. Sorry, Beric. They're gazebos. They're bullshit. It's my guess? I have better odds now. Yeah.

It. That is correct. Yeah. Oh, I was close. He stole it. All right. Second place. Trey has one.

Beric has one. Now we're going to Jeff. Ready, Jeff? I hope it's like banana in the tailpipe or something. Something really easy. It's not a famous line

from another movie. If it's not it, it's not in any movie. It's just some shit I made up. Oh, damn. Hey, Eddie. Hey, Eddie, are those your birth control pills?

birth control pills? That does sound like something could have been said in Beverly Hills Cop. Maybe they forgot he had a different name. Behind the scenes footage or something. I'm going to go with Behind the scenes footage or something. I'm going to go with It Chapter One. That is correct.

All right. So Jeff's on the board. He's got one. Trey's got one. Troy's got one. Yep, put me down for one I knew that last one I was gonna say

no no no, Barak has one sorry I'm taking one away from you Troy if Jeff missed that I would've got it right but here's your chance Troy this is your time to shine I'm sorry but who invited Peppermint Patty into the group?

I'm going to say It Chapter One. Incorrect. It Two. Trey Galeon? It Two. Also incorrect Nisa Not it

That is correct Emily You should put that In something It was Molly Ringwald And I changed it To Peppermint Patty

Sure That's why I got it Pretty clever eh Alright Everybody's got a point but Troy it's the name of his new memoir out soon everybody's got a point except Troy

that's not how I talk that's not how I talk Ray Romano ghost wrote it for me That's not how I talk. That's not how I talk. Ray Romano ghost wrote it for me. In his own voice. Have you wanted to sound like Ray Romano? Then buy this Ray Romano voice changer. Say anything and it'll come out sounding like Ray Romano.

I like soup. All right, whose turn is it? Where did we end up? I think it's me. Oh, yeah, Lisa got that. Yeah, Lisa got the point. All right, Barak. The office is Barak Hartley.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Go blow your dad. It Chapter One. You mullet-wearing asshole. Oh. Not it. Really?

Jeff? Oh. I'm going say it chapter one that is correct so you vividly remember the go blow your dad part but you mullet wearing asshole was like I'm just trying to go in the let's try to go by context. Did people in the 80s know that mullets were bad? Well, they weren't yet on board with not blowing your dad. They probably didn't know mullets were bad either. There are two huge mistakes in that sentence. Go blow your dad.

Thank you. I thought mullets were still cool. Anyway, I'm going to go blow my dad. You guys hash it out. Let me know where we land. Alright. Troy, you ready for it? I'm ready.

Bring it on. Okay. Look at this motherfucker. Look at this motherfucker. He's leaking Hamburger Helper. He's leaking hamburger helper I'm gonna say not it

oh incorrect I got a point incorrect oh incorrect yeah sorry oh that's cool too Trey

um it yes that's from it yeah look at this motherfucker he's leaking hamburger helper he must have he must have It. Yes, that's from It. Yeah. Look at this motherfucker. He's leaking hamburger helper.

He must have got his stomach cut open. In the movie, I thought you changed it. And in the movie, he's leaking Molly Ringwald. And he just tried to throw another curve at us. He's leaking Molly Ringwald. All right, so Jeff has two points. curve at us. He's thinking Molly Greenwald. Alright, so Jeff has two points and who else has two points?

Me. Trey has two points. What a Christmas miracle. I know. It's amazing. Alright, so we gotta do a tiebreaker between the two of you because this game is over. Oh, you can just give it to Jeff if you want. No, alright, I'm fighting for this. We'll see. That's what I meant.

Yeah. I'm going to say a line from one of the It films and you guys just tell me the name of the actor who says the line. Whoever says the actor's name correctly first wins.

Oh my god, there's a chance this won't end. Yeah. whoever says the actor's name correctly first wins. Oh, my God. There's a chance this won't end. Yeah. I'll give you clues. Thank you. But here's the line. I'm glad I met you before you died. Bill Hader.

I'm glad I met you before you died Tom Hardy Bill Skarsgård Who's the fucking Peter Skarsgård Did you think Pennywise would say that to somebody he's about to kill He's glad he meets everybody before they die

I'm glad I met you before this horrible turn of events that will end you. You can't kill a dead person, Doug. You have to meet a live person. Is that the moral of the movie? I haven't seen chapter two. It's more subtext than moral, but yeah, it's in there.

Is it Finn Wolfhard? That is correct! Wow. Wow. Wow. Right? Wow. Yeah, that deserves some bubble action. Whoa, so many.

Wow. Yeah, it's pretty nice now that I figured out how to make it work. Those were filled with smoke. There was a diamond ring in the one that landed on my leg. All right. So Jeff won that game. Yeah, fine.

He gets to go first in our final game of the night. The one that's going to decide who wins the prize bag, it's called Last Man or Woman Stanton. Is that the pronoun you prefer? Me? Uh-huh.

Man or woman? Man or woman. I like them both. All right. Perfect. I don't think those are pronouns, Trey. Oh, right. That would be a noun they're not lisa

um this is uh a game barrack where we're gonna get the name of an actor or actress hopefully one of of a large standing in the world of cinema because then we're going to take turns naming movies that that person has been in if you can't think of one you're out I like to play along and also you all get one lifeline you can all go to the person whose name tag you chose

you can go to them one time during the proceedings for help I recommend checking in with them early. Maybe they've got a good obscure one you could throw out there and save the easier ones for later.

We all have our methods. I'm going to take that. I'm going to take that advice. People never take that advice. I can say right now I'll probably let Lisa have my lifeline. Oh, stop it. You know I need it. Yeah, yeah.

I don't need it. No, I know that. Thank you. I'll take it. Take it. All right, so the actor we're going to use tonight is Gina Lola Brigida. Jeff, go. Well, if that's the case,

I would be willing to bet that my lifeline also doesn't know. Wait, Gina Lola Brigida? Yeah. Is this a bit or is it the real game? No, no, we're going to get... Thank Christ. We're going to get a real name in a second. I was just teasing Jeff about his cockiness.

Gina Lola Brigida. he doesn't even know. She's in Wayne's World too. She's a real person. Gina Rodriguez. Okay, so where is TV underscore Brianna? Yeah, Wayne. Hi. First time coming to the taping of the show?

Yeah. I saw your tweet about it and you thought you'd have a good suggestion for this game? I did. I gave you a couple. Where'd you come in from? Oh, I'm from L.A. Oh, L.A.? 13 years is your first time.

Oh, L.A.? 13 years and this is your first time? It probably took her a while to think of a name tag. Yeah. Yeah, she just couldn't breathe. It's just too difficult to work in there. But good job. Oh, okay, so your name tag I've chosen, too. That happens all the time.

It's crazy. All right, so, yeah, you suggested some names That happens all the time. It's crazy. All right. So, yeah, you suggested some names to me, but I don't want to know who it's going to be. So I just sort of disregarded that. So give me a – it can be one of the names you already suggested or another one entirely. But what name should we do tonight? Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito.

He's classic. I always like using him. So, Jeff, start us off. Get shorty. Okay. Troy? Troy? Batman Returns.

So suspenseful. Trey? Twins. He's done a couple others. Lisa? Aye yi yi. I can't use a TV show, can I? Yeah, it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

Philadelphia doesn't count, even though it's great. I have to go to my lifeline. He's hilarious on it. Lisa's going to my lifeline. He's hilarious on it. Lisa's going to her lifeline. War of the Roses. War of the Roses. Thank you. I directed it as well. It's a great one.

Beric? Kurt, you got anything? Oh, he's going to Kurt. Matilda. Matilda. Matilda, final answer. Oh, man. That's a fun one alright I'm gonna say I love you Kurt

I'm gonna say Dumbo yeah he's in New Dumbo New Dumbo yeah he plays Jiminy Cricket. What? Really?

You gotta have a conscience, kid! Jeff? I'm gonna say Throw Mama from the Train. Oh, of course. Chris Cross. Yeah. That's a good one. Troy?

Ruthless People. Oh, okay. Hmm. Romancing the Stone Ooh Maybe that'll help Lisa out If only Did you really mean that about your lifeline?

Yeah, yeah Okay, Jeff's lifeline Really? Can I? Yeah It's legit It's happening. Yeah, it's her. I mean, that was the one she suggested.

Do you not have Google or... Okay, hang on. They're not allowed to use their phones. No, no. What? Hoffa. Hoffa? Hoffa. Hoffa. Hoffa. Hoffa? Hoffa. Hoffa. Thank you. Hoffa? Hoffa. Hoffa. Thank you.

Thank you. You're just nodding along to all of these. Do you know? Oh, I know. Okay. Yeah. Big Fish. Big Fish, indeed.

Nice. Don't worry. What's the worst that could happen? Jeff? Did someone say one flew over the cuckoo's nest? Nuh-uh. Well, they should. You know what?

I'll say it. Okay. He's saying it. Troy? So who did it? Trey said romancing the stone Is your mic working? Is my mic working?

You said romancing the stone Trey? I did And you said that should help somebody? It should help somebody It didn't though Jewel of the Nile Yes It helped me

That's not a real movie Sequel to romanones Sing the Stone Yeah Ramones Sing Casey Trey He's going to his lifeline Space Jam

Oh Space Jam He's not in Space Jam Yeah he is He's like Oh really He's like Space Lee Sprockets

Wow He does look like him He's like... Oh, really? He's like Space Lee Sprockets? Wow. He does look like him. You're definitely not getting on SNL. Lisa, do you have anything? Any last-minute attempts? Any JFKs? I have no more lifelines. Yeah, name a movie.

It just had a lot of people in it. Maybe he's one of them. I'm going to go with Goonies. Okay. That would have been great if he was, though. I know it would have. Derek? That would have been a good addition.

All right, I'm picturing him as a little animated winged devil. Okay. So I'm going to say Hercules. That's Bobcat Goldthwait. Sorry, Kurt. Totally good guess though. When you said little, I thought you were going to say wiener dog. Cause he's in a movie called that Jeff.

Oh, say wiener dog. I did, yeah. Screwed. Screwed, yeah, okay. Troy, are you still in this? Yeah, I still got a lifeline, too, so I'm going to see what Alex has. Go to your lifeline, yeah. Twins.

Twins! We already said it. It's already been said, but that will help somebody. It will. Junior. Yes. Thanks help somebody. It will. Junior. Yes. Thanks, Alex. Very good.

Sneaky. I like how that played out. Trey's nervous. JFK. No. I was trying to sneak it by Lisa you out? I thought I was already out

Okay you're out again Derek's out again Still out He's in Hercules You're back in You're back in Saved by the audience Alright Hercules, you're back in. You're back in. I love you. Saved by the audience.

All right. I gotta go again. Yeah, you gotta go, though. Yeah, you still gotta keep playing. All right, let's see. But you did get saved. He's short. He's like this in a movie that would have that.

Not Total Recall. Like, fuck it. Total Recall. No. Nah, he's in the crowd. Not as far as I recall. He's in the crowd. But I didn't have Total Recall of Her. Nah, he's in the crowd. Not as far as I recall. He's in the crowd. But I didn't have Total Recall with Hercules.

So what do I know? I'm going to say a motion picture called Tin Men. Tin Men. Oh. Yeah, used car salesman. Or new car, I forget. Jeff? Other People's Money.

Oh, yeah. Good one. Troy? Oh, yeah. Good one. Troy. Oh, man. This is exciting. Mars attacks. Oh. He said that?

Oh, that was a bit of a Hail Mary, but yes. Yeah. All right. Cancel the memoir. Put it on the board Trey oh I'm out you're just enjoying yourself over there being all out

where are you headed next from here? Back to New York. Oh, okay. I was hoping you'd be going south. I hate it when you do that. Jeff? Dumb.

It's just me and the Tates? Yeah. Me and the Taters? You didn't ask me ask you what i was going south ask her i didn't think of it until it was until i said it are you I don't know in December

oh okay okay so you let me know is this code for something I don't know I don't know what we're talking about I got one okay Jeff's got one John Grisham's

The Rainmaker oh that's a show off move right there that's really good that's really good I just thought of a really good one though

um he he he he Death to Smoochie oh very good man that was impressive you're like the last action hero

he's the voice of the animated cat and last action hero you really do love movies I do I'm very impressed. Jeff. Ask me where I'm going next.

Where are you going next? Listen, it's L.A. Confidential. I'm going to keep it. Wow. Hush. Woo! T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T.T. all right the audience called it jeff is our winner oh do you have another one troy um yeah i was gonna uh i going to guess something, but then I forgot it. It was probably wrong. Anyway, wasn't he, he was like a military, Private Benjamin?

I don't think so. Yep. F Troop. No. Was he in Toys? No. Okay. Maybe.

I don't know. Yeah, I pretty much, I've had enough of this. Jeff wins. Yeah.'t know. Yeah, I pretty much I've had enough of this. Jeff wins, yeah. Jeff wins! Yeah! Breedle Juice, come get all your prizes. Congratulations.

I'm going to give you the bubble gun. It's going to be on you to find some bubbles. You're going to want to take it to a bubble gun smith. I'm hanging on to the unicorn. Yay! So just all these bags and that and the poster and the painting and yeah

so much stuff yay alright tell us one more time Barak Hardley about your movie it's called Spell. It's weird. You briefly see my penis.

November 1st, if you live in a real city. Boom! November 18th. Only real cities get to see his weird penis. Thank you so much for being here, dude. That was great. Thank you.

It was a blast. Lisa Delarios, you're going south maybe in december uh where austin no i'll be in dallas okay seeing the fam close enough okay not for not for the jokes but i do have a show here monthly um at skip town Playhouse called All That Jazz. And I think our next one is November 8th. Okay? Yeah. So everybody go on November 8th. Yeah. Very good.

Thank you, Lisa. Trey? Thank you. What do you got to plug? My album, Live at Creep Records, is out there. And then me and Tate are doing a run of shows right before Christmas. Yeah. We're doing, yeah, that one, not Troy.

I don't care. No, no, no. You don't know what we got. Look, there's beef. I'll just say that. We're like the black crows. So, yeah, we're're gonna do Atlanta And Asheville

And Knoxville for sure And we're trying to add Nashville And Chattanooga to that So yeah that's like December 19th through 22nd All in there Very cool It's gonna be fun

And we'll see you at the 12th of Christmas in New York Yeah you will. Yeah, man. We're going to have some fun there, too. I'm going to get drunk and high as fuck. Gramercy is a fun place. It is a good time. Yeah.

Troy Tate. Listen to Jeff and I on our podcast. It's called Altered Tates, where you can briefly hear our penises. Listen to those our penises. Listen to those weird penises. You're going to want to use your earbuds.

Get it in there. Go on. But if your town sucks, it's up to you. You wait 17 days. Self-police.

We don't have time, but don't be in some bullshit town. Day of, when the episode posts, listen to it right away. You look around and go, oh, this town sucks. You wait a little over two weeks. Do you have anything to plug, Jeff? December 19th in Atlanta, December 21st in Asheville, and December 22nd in Knoxville.

Those are the actual dates. It's like what Trey said, but shorter and accurate. I babble some. Right? If you're listening to it the day this comes out, come see us at the West Side Comedy Theater

in Santa Monica tonight. Yeah. What day that is? October 23rd or whatever? And then Faded. Yeah. And then Faded, Friday, October 25th. Yeah.

At MidCity Arts. And then on Thursday, we're going to go see The Who. Just come on and say hi. Yeah, you guys are going to see Price is Right tomorrow you're doing all the top tourist attractions are you gonna wear little fun t-shirts yeah for sure but we were

gonna do that anyway we gotta run straight from there to the Beverly Hills Cop location tour we're going to the customer's warehouse. Where they put the banana in the tailpipe. Oh, man. I hear there's an exhibit where you can put a banana in a tailpipe. Stop.

Stop. Spoiler alert, dude. Oh, that's down at the auto museum? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do that all the time? I don't think that's the point of the exhibit. that all the time. I don't think that's the point of the exhibit.

But all of my dates and deets are you know where. Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com Yeah! Come on! Shh!

Shh! Ted Danson? Ted Danson. Ted Danson keeps creeping in there at the end. But as a question mark, I like it. Just at the end. Ted Danson? Ted Danson, baby.

Yeah. I don't mind if that keeps going. Thank you, UCB. Thank you, you guys, for coming out tonight. One more time for all of my guests, Jeff Tate, Troy Tate, Trey Gallio, Lisa Delarios, and Barrick Hartley.

See you back here on November 12th. As always, positive energy! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for

you, cause Doug loves movies!