Doug Loves Movies - Live in Minneapolis

Episode Date: November 4, 2011

Recorded live at the Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis, MN on November 5th, 2011. Amy Schumer drops in; Jackie Kashian, David Huntsberger, and Ryan Stout guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. No, this isn't an in-studio boner rep of Doug Loves Movies. I wouldn't charge you two bucks for that. We actually recorded a full-blown boner rep at the Acme Comedy Club in Minneapolis, Minnesota on Saturday, November 5th, 2 Oceans 11, but there were some sound issues at the top of the show, so after the theme song, we will join the program in progress. But don't worry, all you're missing is just a lame one-man soundcheck.

Thanks for buying this and for your continued support, and as always, sound issues are a shithead. Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one

that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies We're here at the Acme Comedy Club And restaurant in Minneapolis, Minnesota It's Saturday, November 5th, 2 Oceans 11. How you doing, Twin Cities? Yay, let me see your name tags. Let's see those name tags.

Joel loves Doug Loves Movies. What does that popcorn say? I am LK. I am LK? Because you are? Because you are DB. I am DB, but you're?? I am LK Because you are IMDB But you're LK Alright I'm glad we worked that out

Veronica's got some sort of Blow up monkey The great Darren Lester Who we've mentioned on the show He brought back his sign that's like Jurassic Park I know one of the guests might be really drawn to that, so I think you have a good chance. Fred brought a hat that says, is that your name, Fred?

Yeah. He brought a hat that says Fred, but it's Fred Flintstone's right underneath it. So I don't, that's sort of cheating. Steve has his name written out like the logo for the movie Wall-E. Is it Stev-E?

Is that your name? BJ is just a young lady who wrote BJ on a piece of paper. She's sitting right up front. I don't know if that's her name or she's just being very forward. He's just being very forward. There's Amy with a baby that has a target on it. I know what that's about. I'm not going to shoot a woo monkey at your baby.

And she's sitting next to Dr. Dim. He's got some sort of crazy villain character. Ooh, there's a camera over there. What's it say on it? Dan. Dan. Camera Dan. And then that's another camera, Em?

No, it's a CG camera. It's an 8-track player. All right. And your name is Em. You guys make a great couple. There's somebody with a, here's Jenny. Right?

Is that what it says? That's good. And then there's Money Paul. These are amazing, you guys. The guests are going to freak out when you pull all this shit out. It's going to be awesome. What happened to you? What's your problem?

I'm just kidding around. Where's your fucking name tag, kid? No, thank you for coming. It's terrible. Oh, you do have one. That's crazy. I yelled at him and then he whipped out an actual name tag. It says Donnie of the Dead.

Why do you think that's so bad? That's a good one. Looks like the logo from the... It's probably the Romero version, right? Yeah. Good for you, Donnie. I don't know why you were hiding it. They'll try to take it away from me Oh you're timid? I didn't mean to lay into you

You'll probably be the future king of England He wasn't timid he had a stutter But you know what I You guys were sort of with me on that Alright well thank you so much for bringing the name tags. I really appreciate it. And I think the sound is coming together quite nicely. So thank you.

Thank you for that. Great to be back here at Acme in mini-app, as I like to say. Because I'm a time saver. I taped my third CD, Hippocritical Oaf, in this very facility. The Acme Comedy Club and restaurant. And also some of Super Jaime was shot here and at the Mall of America, of course.

The two stops I highly recommend to anyone who's visiting this town and is high. Come here and the Mall of America and you'll have fun and then a complete nightmare. I won't

tell you which is which. It's ACME's 20th anniversary weekend so let's hear it for them. 20 years of people going, why am I behind a pole? No, it's a great club. It's very intimate. There's some poles because, you know, we don't want the ceiling to be on us. That's not a fun show, having the whole ceiling on you the whole time.

I would like to bring out, before I bring out three guests, there's so many comics here this weekend performing, because the comics love this club, so there's a lot of comics that are on the show. Some of you guys may have seen them. I think they started on Tuesday, and they've had like four or five comics on every show every night. There were two shows last night.

Jake Johansson was here, Dave Fulton, and I'm not good at remembering names, as you can imagine. No, but there was a lot of great people here. And Chad Daniels was here. And so I had a lot of people to choose from to have the guests on the show. So I'm excited about the ones that I asked first, and they all said yes. But other things happen. Another friend happens to be in town, not part of this particular event.

Some of you are getting excited probably for the wrong person. Yeah, it's crazy. One of my friends that's in town couldn't come by, but is performing somewhere in town. But another one of my friends is able to be here, and that is my friend Amy Schumer. That was Have a seat right there. That was so upset. Did they think it was going to be Aziz?

Yeah, Aziz and Sari's in town. I'm sorry. That is horrible. I'm like, wow. This is, oh, they think I'm Aziz. So I've never had to come out and immediately say, I'm sorry. But, um. That's a strong opener for any comic. Really? Apologize up top.

Yeah. I apologize. I apologize for the microphone sounding terrible and for, and also for me getting upset about it. Cause it's, you know, it's not anybody in particular's fault. Right. People have bigger problems. Some people have no arms.

Then you can't even hold a mic. Yeah. People have the right to bear arms. That's right. If they don't have any, that's messed up. We always get into tricky territory, you and I, when we're on podcasts together. We do?

Yeah. Because I get shit-faced or say something really racist? Is that what you're... Well, yeah, racism is one area we probably dipped into unnecessarily at some point. Whoa, it is always necessary. I don't know what you're talking about. This is what I'm talking about. You can't possibly set her up in a way that's going to lead to not being just a complete racist.

Well, we don't have to worry because this is the biggest sea of whites I've ever seen in my life. And it's in a lodge. This looks like a meeting. This looks like the beginning of a Klan meeting. Let's just be real. I'm going to put Matt Belknap's voice coming in right before you say that going every ethnicity turn this off now. Yes.

This is Matt Belknap. Oh God. Yeah, because we have him come in with corrections sometimes but I've never had him warn the audience. Warn the listeners. It's so funny. The next thing I had written down is I saw I was watching in my hotel room today

men in black which yeah that's the weird coincidence and then also it's probably inappropriate what i wanted to say about it no way because i wrote this down before i even knew you were gonna come by you just popped in so i didn't know because i wrote i get kind of sad when i see the scene in men in black when the uh twin towers is in the background yeah and i also get sad during the scenes with will smith what's a bigger tragedy no one knows will smith is some people's 9-11 that's that's true. Seriously, black people.

I'm sorry you're listening to this. I'm sorry. There's gotta be a black person here today. Yell out if you're a black person. Nothing, right? Nothing. What the fuck? This isn't a cheese store. This is.

Even if you're just like, you went on vacation, maybe you're really tan right now, just make some noise. Nobody. No. Ton of whites. This looks like a laundry cycle.

This is sad. There were even black people at my show in Portland. There were? Yeah. Did you like bust in, though? Was it like an elementary school? It's a pretty drive from Seattle.

Yeah. Oh, God. So today I went to the movies right over here in town. I went to the AMC over on Hennepin. And you guys know how much I love... Is that a nice one? Ooh, Hennepin. You know how I love the street name Hennepin. And you guys know how much I love... Ooh, is that a nice one? Ooh, Hennepin. You know how I love the street name Hennepin

because it sounds like one of those drugs that they advertise over the counter, kind of, you know, sorry I didn't make it last night, I was fucked up on Hennepin. Yeah. Blame it on the Hennepin. That's right.

First the goose, then the Hennepin. And yeah, so I went over there and saw Tower Heist. I think you had to read it. Like you had to just read the name of the movie you saw today. No, I didn't even find the name of the movie. I just found some words that were a good clue. Yeah. Tower Heist.

That almost had a lot of black people in it. Remember Eddie Murphy originally wanted that movie to be, like, all black comics. Did you hear that? Oh, that would have... That fast made it better. Yeah. If it was all black comics.

The original premise made it sound pretty dope, but I can't imagine it was... How was it? Well, it's a multi-ethnic cast that I enjoy, each of them individually. Okay. Alan Alda as well. What's his...

Oh, wait, wait. He's like the Bernie Madoff in it. It's called Tower Heist. And here's... Here, I'll give you my eight words or less review. Oh, okay. Yeah.

It needs to be more funny or more heisty. Okay. Or towery. Yes. Because it's not... The heist aspect of it never made

it never this plot never makes sense every two seconds you're like why did that why doesn't he and then and then it's also not

it's not hilarious like I can give up I can let go of all the weird plot details like people holding each other at gunpoint like they're gonna

kill each other and then making up for no reason immediately after proceeding to do what they were planning on doing when the one guy double crossed them and pulled a gun on them right it's that kind of movie like i'm going to kill you now how are we going to get this car out of here oh you know it's like wait wait a second yeah we did they just lose a reel not that not that i want it to be longer you guys yeah i do not want it to be longer, you guys. Yeah, but that's...

I do not want it to be longer. I mean, they had all the resources. That's not like... They didn't run out of money at the end of making that. It just seems like... I don't know, another paint-by-numbers movie that sucks. Yeah, where they go over the lines a little bit. But you said it's multi-ethnic, other than Eddie Murphy.

Yeah, Casey Affleck is in it. But who's the other... You're just naming more white people. Ben than Eddie Murphy. Yeah, Casey Affleck is in it. But who's the other? You're just naming more white people. Ben Stiller is in it. Taya Leone is in it. These are, like, really white people. What's the... I mentioned Alan Alda.

You did. He's always good. He's the whitest of the bunch. There's the guy that plays the FBI guy that's white also. Oh, okay. So, really, it's just Eddie Murphy. This is the kind of movie where they go... Somebody yelled out Precious.

Yeah, Precious is in it. She's not playing Precious in this movie No she is, it's a really weird twist Her dad rapes her Precious needs to rob the tower Because she's got a baby to feed And another one on the way A retarded baby is good at a race There's no reason to drag that into it

Retarded babies? Or rape? Do they cost more to raise no okay so why bring it up oh yeah they're cheaper then why does she rob a heist a tower that's a good question why does she need to rob a heist tower that's a good question the place is gonna get robbed when you call it heist tower first of all yeah that's their first mistake what time is it it's time for you to get going I think quarter till bye bye let's say goodbye to Amy Schumer everybody Thank You Amy Wow

that girl can racist and run on a dime. That was amazing. All we gotta do is just lift that chunk out. Okay, there's the mic check I'll get rid of. I'll get rid of the interview with Amy. Okay, and so the show's about to start. Let's do this right. But yeah, I'm sorry about Aziz not being here.

I did ask him. I don't even know what that... I hope they caught that noise, the podcast listeners, because it was very strange. You didn't really boo or... I don't know what that... Oh! Oh! What! Oh! What did that mean?

You don't know. You couldn't help yourself. Cut to some poor handicapped guy back there. Oh! Oh! It's terrible. You guys are so mean. Oh, shit.

Somebody brought whoop monkeys. There it is. Where's the guy that yelled, oh? Hold your hands up, dude. Okay, there he is. Where's the guy that yelled, oh? Hold your hands up, dude. Okay, there he is. Oh, I know you. This is the same guy that he went into the green room.

We're all hanging out back there. He starts walking in. He's like, is this the bathroom? And I'm like, yes. And then he continues to walk in like it really is the bathroom. I go, no, I'm just kidding around. I think the opposite answer is always hilarious. And then we talked some more, and it was weird.

And now it makes... I actually said out loud, I can't believe that guy's this drunk this early in the day. And then this far into the show... So try to catch it, dude. Somebody else got it. Sorry. I tried. Sit down. So in the prize packet today, we have some delicious Chips Ahoy cookies.

It's donated by, I only remember, it was two people got together on this, but one of them is a local very funny girl named Andy Erickson. Is that right? Yeah. Okay. It would be terrible if I fucked up her name. I worked with her a couple of times. Somebody brought a poster that I'll show you after everybody gets out here

because I don't give away who's here. We also got the current CDs from two of the folks that are going to be coming out here. And then my professional humoridian and also a copy of have you guys heard of Super Hi Me? So that's all the stuff you're going to get. And

please welcome to the stage three very funny comics and good friends of mine. They're here for the ACME 20th anniversary. Please welcome Jackie Cation, Ryan Ryan Stout and David Huntsberger Move a little closer. Yeah, keep that going. That's pretty sweet. Look at this.

All right. Microphones sound good, right? Yeah, they sound great. Jackie Cation, yep. Every time I've seen the show, there have been tables. I'm disappointed that the one time I'm on, no table. I just said goodbye to my drink. That's never going to get touched again. Let me just tell you something.

My posture is never a good thing in one of these chairs. I always look like three people jammed into a fucking potato sack. It's nice. I like having my knees up. I feel like a jockey. Just really. And I wouldn't use the whip much I'd think about it

Have it in my teeth Nice visual for the podcast Good act out I only want to appeal to people with Vivid imaginations What they just saw in their head Was probably me standing on the Stool seat

Wait is this still happening? Doug was so high that he let the guests just talk about stools for 90 minutes. He just sat there and watched. It was amazing. And when we're talking, he was Portland high. Oh, and have you guys seen my shirt says,

I love you, Denver. A fan made that for me. Wasn't even in Denver. I wasn't even in Denver when he gave it to me. And it's nice of you to wear it here in Minneapolis. Well, I knew they'd get the joke because I, of course, think Denver is a state. Does it bother you at all

when there's a shirt like that that's missing the proper punctuation? I love you Denver needs punctuation? I would go I love you comma Denver. Like they never have it. David Huntsberger. Nice work. But then people would read it

I love you Denver and I want them to read it I love you Denver! I thought you were going to say you needed an exclamation point because I would agree, Denver. And I want them to read it. I love you, Denver! I thought you were going to say it needed an exclamation point because I would agree with you. Yeah, I thought he was going to do that too. Also, it needs to be in all caps.

That's not punctuation, but still. True. Right? That's not part of punctuation. Let's burn that goddamn shirt. It's so wrong. I don't know where that came from. Let me introduce each of you to the listeners

so that they know each of your voices individually because we've all just been talking. David Hunsberger is here closest to me. I sound like this. You kind of sounded a little different. Like you kind of put on a little bit of a voice there. Podcast voice. I'll do what David Hunsberger sounds like.

This is what I sound like. You're like a droopy dog, but with less animation and joy. That's the most accurate assessment of me ever. Because I think he has fun talking. But you wouldn't know for sure because he sounds pretty upset. Oh, a little stool. They brought you a stool

that you could use as a table. Thank you so much. Acme Comedy. 20 years of bringing stools to the comics. Oh shit, here comes another table. Look at that. Alright. Alright. Nice work, Acme. Here comes another table. Look at that. Ooh. All right. Woo! I swear to God.

Woo! This is the best club in the country. That's why. They provide tables on call. Yeah, I had them up here in the first place. So, I'm kidding. I'm joking around. You brought a poster, Ryan, that I think the winner today

will be very excited to have. This is what I sound like. Oh yeah, that's Ryan Stout, everybody. That was a spot on difference from Bachelor number two. My name is Ryan. We all sound the same. Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery.

That was hard to get here, by the way. I don't know if you've ever traveled with a poster. But, yeah, it's a poster from New Year's Eve 2006. Wow. I think only like 45 were given out. But it's New Year's Eve, Patton Oswalt, Dana Gould, Ryan Stout, Greg Fitzsimmons. And Patton noted it was the ugliest poster ever. Ryan Stout, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Patton noted it was the ugliest poster

ever. So, if you win that, yeah. Yeah. Whoever wins this, find me after the show. We have to take a picture of them holding it. Yes.

And, because I got to, for people that are listening to this right now are like, just heard that wave of applause and laughter. And they're just sitting at home going, oh, that's really, that sounds like they're having a great time. Yeah. Patton Oswalt is Father Time on the poster.

Okay. And I thought he was a plate of spaghetti come to life. Fitz Simmons, Gould, and myself, we are the three-headed baby New Year being held by Father Time. And it is very Harry Potter atrocious. That is the worst. Yeah, it's no good. But also kind of cool.

Right. I figure if you're a comedy nerd, you go, I'll take it because I'm into this. Yeah. But I couldn't show the poster before I brought you guys out here. I know those guys. Patton's on the show.

I'm the most disappointing name on the list. They're like, oh my god, it's going to be Patton and it's the worst one. And Barack Obama. It's two droopy dogs and Jackie Cajun. Yes. Hi, Jackie Cajun. Hi, I wish I knew how to do a droop. This is me two droopy dogs and Jackie Cajun. Yes. Hi, Jackie Cajun. Hi, I wish I knew how to do a droop.

This is me doing droopy dog. That's it. Yeah, I do a lot of impressions. You should hear my black voice. This is that it as well. It's me talking as a black person. Racist. Many are called, few are chosen.

For? Racism. Oh, okay. What the hell? How do they get that call? Is it like an email? How do they get... You have to be very carefully taught.

How do you recruit new racists? What movie is that from? You have to be very carefully taught. That is from... Don't they sing it? Yep. Yeah. And he doesn't.

Is it The King and I? Nope. Is it South Pacific? It is South Pacific. Great guess, Doug. I'm going to wash that guess right out of my hair. There you go. There is nothing like a dame.

Nothing in the world I was sidebar I was in that show once and hated that song that you were talking about and wasn't in that song I was just waiting for Dan so that's why I blacked it out you didn't play the little tenant little tenant I was? I was in the chorus in the local review in San Diego. The local paper said the fighting CBs looked more like Girl Scouts. Yeah, so

I was really saddened by that. It's weird when people are having a conversation that you don't know anything about. Right, and they're on both sides of you. And we're both sitting in the middle going, no, I do. It's all in English, and yet I still feel like I'm listening to another language. Yeah, I'm very lost. It's like you guys are in the

worst carpool. You're just stuck in a car with two people talking about stuff that they don't care, that you don't know what they're talking about. You just go back and forth, start singing the songs. It's like in that John Cusack movie, when Tim Robbins and Lisa Jo Persky

pick him and Daphne Zuniga up and start singing. What the hell is he talking about? Start singing. I have no idea what movie that is. They start singing show tunes. The worst. Rob Reiner directed it.

What's it called? This carpool is great. What did you say? Hot Tub Time Machine. It's not called Hot Tub Time Machine. Hot Tub Time Machine. It's not called Hot Tub Time Machine. It'd be funny if that whole thing was describing what they do in the tub before it goes back in time.

Right. But it wasn't. All he was doing was going off of John Cusack. Don't pick him for the Leonard Maltin game, you guys. Yeah, I was going to say. He's terrible at it. You're probably going to know more about movies. Yeah, he's no good at it

So we'll be playing that a little later on in the show of course And yeah Now Jackie hosts a podcast called The Dork Forest Yep Dork on dork dialogue Just go in there and get lost Get lost in the forest

Pick a tree friend Japanese sneakers That's what I'm looking Pick a tree, friend. Japanese sneakers. That's what I'm looking for. Someone who's collecting fucking Japanese sneakers. Did you know there's like $1,000 Japanese sneakers in the world? And somebody collects them? Where are they made? Michael Jordan is in Japanese.

There's no way those would fit. Louis Lee collects them. He does tiny bonded feet. He wraps those feet when they're tiny. Those feet. Those feet. Louis Lee is the, what's the right word for it? He's the owner of this establishment.

Yeah, let's call him that. Owner, yeah, better than captain. He also owns me and my soul. He had me at hello. I'm sorry to do this, but wasn't it hero? Gotta apologize in advance for that one. God, I hope he's here. It's gonna be a big bleep over that one when this comes out. I think my January week just got canceled.

David, Ryan, what are you doing in January? I'm available. All right. Slot him in, Lewis. Get him in there. So I was going to say to you, Jackie, about since you host the Dork Forest, what is like your favorite dorky movie?

Like what's the dorkiest movie that you love? Do not say South Pacific. Willow. Of course, one of the brownies has been on this show, Kevin Pollack. Has Overton been on? He never has, but I love that guy. Yeah, he was the other brownie. They were brownies.

That is an example of where that movie went wrong for me. And I was a child when it came out, but it went a little wrong for me because I was supposed to be kind of like the next Star Wars. Like these guys are taking a crack at their own Star Wars. But Star Wars had not introduced any of the dumb shit that happened in the last

three movies yet. It was still awesome. So they lost me on brownies. Like right at brownies, I was like those guys are little men and they're called brownies fuck this movie is that South Pacific? and I never liked the word willow again until

Buffy the Vampire Slayer true story true story I just made up but you know Kilmer's in it right? True story I just made up. How can you be Willow? Kilmer's in it, right? He's like the best thing in it. He's kind of a good Han Solo type in that. Warwick Davis is the best thing in it.

Because he is Willow. Again, why Willow? That is a girl's name. Not an amazing little man. That's so much like your voice. No, it's my Willow. He's Willow. an amazing little man. That just means so much like your voice. No, it's my willow. It's pretty good willow. I'm willow.

Now say, I'm David Huntsberger. Stumper. Use the wand, willow. Use the wand. Yeah, right here. Oh my God, there's a peck with an acorn pointed at me. That's my other favorite line from Willow. Oh my God, there's a peck with an acorn pointed at me. That's my other favorite line from Willow. Oh my God, there's a peck with an acorn.

All right, it's a good one. You had to be there. A peck? A peck. That was the diminutive derogatory term for midgets or dwarves or whatever the heck he was. In that universe, yeah. Yeah, he was a fucking hobbit because it was Lord of the Rings ripoff. I've sworn nine times.

Nobody else. Just me. I have no idea why I was a stevedore in a previous life. Anyway, go ahead. David wants a stevedore. I have no idea. I don't know if it was some sort of ship

or a horse. It sounds to me like something you put your cigars in. You were just asking about some sort of pot vaporizer humidor thing, weren't you? Vaporizer, yes. Is it called a vaporizer? I heard there was one in the building and I wanted to try it. Oh. Is it like a man-sized safe that you would walk into?

How is it that you can immediately define peck but don't know what a vaporizer is? I don't. Because I know how to party, Ryan Stout. There are no vaporizers in Willow. She was homeschooled with

Willow. Different information, right. That's the only thing she watched at home was Willow. Because you have seven to nine minutes to talk to me if I smoke pot, because then I wake up underneath a pile of coats. I'm at the party next to the purses under a pile of coats. That's what happens.

I'm glad you laid that out a little further. Explain that it was a party. Just in case everyone thought we just all throw coats on you every time you get high. Jackie's high. Throw coats on her. She's too mobile if we don't throw all the

coats on her. Get a desk. Oh my god. I'd still love to learn what a stevedore is. Stevedore. Stevedore. Yeah, I've seen it written down. It's a navy term. It's a guy who unloads ships.

Isn't it some sort of dude that unloads ships? Sure. Everyone's like, yeah. Talk about movies. Again, that podcast is Dork Forest, everybody. Dork Forest. Damn straight. Next week's episode,

Stevedore. Hey, if somebody knows somebody who's really into unloading. That just became a dick joke. I'll be over here. Okay. You don't unload out of your dick. The only...

A lot of swearing versus dick joke. Real professional, Cation. Hey, you guys, I gotta go unload. Oh, you're gonna take a shit? No, I'm gonna piss. What's wrong with you? I load and then I unload my urine. I thought it was more of a sexual

unloading. Yes. Yeah. That's my favorite Barbara Gay song, sexual unloading. Sexual unloading. Yes. That's my favorite Barbara Gay song, sexual unloading. Sexual unloading. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. Time to unload tonight. I don't know why I'm so into singing

when I'm in Minneapolis. Ryan Stout, how do you feel about Will Smith? Um. Mini-app. Ryan Stout, how do you feel about Will Smith? Not overwhelmed. Good businessman, though. Super smart businessman. Yeah. What would you say are your top six favorite Will Smith movies?

In order of release, not in order of your favorite. Okay, in order of release. Wow. Twelve Angry Men. Was he in Twelve Angry Men? It's about to come out. It's his latest Oscar grab. He plays all twelve men.

He's going to Eddie Murphy it up. Yeah, but they're all white. They're all white. Yeah, saves a little time in the makeup too. They just each have different facial hair.

No, what I really wanted to ask you, Ryan, is motion pictures. Yes. Have you been in any? In any capacity?

In any? No. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, you host a lot of stuff on TV. Sure, but no acting stuff. You're not in the background during a sex scene just hosting a show.

I should be. I'd love to be. I don't know why I'm not a fake host on something. No real footage of you. I had a very small talky part in an independent film, Henry Phillips movie. Oh, what's that called again? Punching the Clown. Something a Clown.

That's a great movie. Punching the Clown. Punching a something. Somebody cancelled and I got the role. Oh, is that how that works? I think so. I think somebody wasn't available the night they were gonna... Netflix streaming. Oh yeah, okay. I still haven't seen that and I want to. It's great.

It's very good. And it involves a singer, played by Henry Phillips, who comes to Los Angeles and takes the town by storm. And why is it called Punching the Corn? The Clown? Punching the Clown. I want to write this one down.

I want to write this one down. Why is it called Slapping the Clan? Because, first of all, it's about time. True. Take the hood off first, though. Really make it sting. But yeah, no movies. No movies.

All right, fair enough. If anybody's listening who wants to put me in one, that's fine. I'll do it. Well, Jackie Cation, her IMDb page... Oh, Christ. You know IMDb. Her IMDb page says that you were in a short film called How to Bury Betty. I was also in Bam Bam and Celeste, which is a Margaret Cho movie, which is the poor man's Romy and Michelle, which you thought was the poor man's Romy and Michelle already.

Yeah, it was already there. Yeah, it was already socially arrived in the poor man's world. The incredibly poverty stricken Romy and Michelle is this Bam Bam and Celeste. Yeah, it was a Margaret Chocially arrived in the poor man's world. The incredibly poverty-stricken Romy and Michelle. Is this Bam Bam and Celeste? Celeste, yeah, it was a Margaret Cho movie. It's a good memory test. Yeah. Punching the Betty, whatever the hell I was in.

That was a short... How to bury Betty. Yeah. Are you Betty or someone with a shovel? No, no, as always, I am an airport cop. So they were just filming a movie while you were at work, and you got, you're like in the background. Working at LAX has really paid off for you. That's like the third or fourth film. It's one of the third or fourth moments. No, I was, I think I was actually like working at the desk, but it's weird because I've been sent out on more auditions

for Airport Cop than anything else. I thought you were trying to transition into Polish butcher woman. No, no. It was a Polish factory worker. That was my last audition.

Thanks a lot. I was going to be in a tub, and I was supposed to be all dreamy about Antonio Banderas. Guess what? I didn't get it. You should have fingered yourself

harder. I feel so much better that I'm not the only one who's been slapping the clam. Also by Henry Tubbs. With Jackie Cation. Oh, God. Tales of the Casting Tub. You didn't

make the director unload. David Huntsberger. Yes. Movie star. Has Ryan Stout been in any movies? Yes, he has. Ryan Stout. Redo the synopsis for the one film I was in.

Well, Punching the Clown is a harrowing tale of a young man trying to make it as an artist and pursuing his dream in the town of Los Angeles. And through a series of mishaps and fortunate and some unfortunate situations, he's left to either choose between being an artist still... No. Sounds a lot like You've Got Mail. No. He's either got to choose to maybe leave town and continue being an artist or put up with all the bullshit.

And you'll have to watch the movie to find out. And Ryan is dynamite as... You're his manager? Are you a manager? No, I have two lines. I'm a cocky actor. Ah. And you nailed it.

You're the cactor. Nikki Glaser comes over to me and I blow her off. And then I walk to somebody else who blows me off. And somebody blows them off. and it gets all the way back to Henry. I love it. It's a very short scene. Jonesy from Jonesy's Jukebox

is a... Are we still talking about that movie? I really want to sing his praises. It is great. I hope you check it out. Punching the Clown. It's very good. Check it out, everybody. Right now. Get up and go. Check it out. I mentioned that I saw Tower Heist today.

I know you saw Tower Heist today because we were sitting one seat apart from each other. Didn't men like to do it? Yes, but I was meditating, so I saw none of it. No, I saw it too and I was equally as disappointed. Yeah, that's a shame. It was the worst. Like, when you're at a heist movie, and you're, like, that tension that you kind of like to feel,

you feel that, you feel its cousin. You feel tension where, like, where'd that guy go? What the hell does this mean? Why did that guy go, ah, I hate this. None of it makes sense. Yeah, the things that make you tense are just how nonsensical it is. Yeah. Like,

very early in the movie, so this isn't a big spoiler, Ben Stiller gives a new employee, just tears him a new one at this tower that they all work in

because he's got, because his cell phone is in his pocket and it's vibrating. And he's just like, leave your cell phone home. No cell phones. Cell phones are bad.

Cell phones, cell phones, cell phones. Really goes all Stiller on him. Yeah, goes crazy. He gets all Greenberg in his face. And then, two seconds later, Casey Affleck walks in on a cell phone in uniform, working at the same place, finishes his conversation, puts the phone in his pocket, and Ben Stiller doesn't say a word about him having a cell phone

or talking on it after telling the other guy. I think it's a racist thing, because the other guy's Hispanic. Yes. And Casey Affleck is... what is he? I think it's office politics, right? Somebody just yelled out white like it was really... I was really looking for

the answer. No. Oh, maybe. Casey Affleck. Did you see the movie? I have not seen the movie. It just opened yesterday. I will judge it without seeing it. I have a different carpool now.

Oh, yeah, exactly. Do you want to judge it without seeing it? It's a good attempt to give Eddie Murphy the kind of role that he should have been playing for,

I don't know why he hasn't been playing it for a while. He's been too busy talking to animals. Meeting Dave. Or why did they just do it where Eddie Murphy plays all the characters?

That would have been better. That would have been pretty awesome. That would have been really good. But isn't he... They still like him in Shrek and stuff. He's been around. Shreks are very popular, but people aren't like,

I love Shrek because it's Eddie Murphy'sphy's voices in it i mean he's really good in those but like that can't get you through he probably wanted a hit that where his face appears instead of meet dave and adventures of pluto nash and showtime and i'll stop vampire of brooklyn please stop. I am going to cut myself. Holy smokes. I will just, I will take a life and it'll be mine.

What have you seen lately, Jackie? Have you been to the movies? Captain America, about nine years ago. No, I saw, that's the last movie I saw was Captain America. And then before that,

Thor. And before that, X-Men First Class. Yep. I see how you do it. Yeah. I'm like, what's going to happen is that dude going to take his shirt off

probably let's do this so you saw Thor and X-Men out of order then right to say yes you're Thor Thor came out first then X-Men yeah I saw Thor and then I saw X-Men you listed them the other way

oh true rewind it everybody if you play it backwards I saw Thor, and then I saw X-Men, and then I saw... Yeah, but you listed them the other way. Oh, true. Truth, truth, truth. Yeah, rewind it, everybody. All right. If you play it backwards, I saw Captain America before you. Anyway. Hello. They're all good, though, right? They were all excellent. I enjoyed them all.

Yeah. Yeah, I liked Captain America the best. Yeah, but you go kind of like... It sounds like you just go see what you know you're going to like. True. Like a grown-up. Like somebody who's not going to spend money on something they know they're not going to like. I know, but

I'm just saying that how can you know you're definitely going to like it? Right. But you've figured out that there's a better chance you'll like it if it's the next comic book movie. But I didn't see Green Lantern, but then I don't read the Green Lantern, so I don't give a hoot. You read all those other ones?

Yes, I do. I want an example of a comic book adaptation where you read the comic and then did not like the movie. Daredevil. Who didn't? That movie is kind of amazing when you watch it on, like I'll watch it in bursts comic and then did not like the movie? Daredevil. Who doesn't?

That movie is kind of amazing when you watch it on, like I'll watch it in bursts on television because... And you've never read it. No, no, no. Those two things together make it a better movie. Yes. But it's so silly that I enjoy watching it because it's just the way he's blind but, you know, he kind of looks in one

direction all the time, but everything else about his behavior does not imply at all that he's blind. And then sometimes there's scenes where the character should just go, stop fucking lying about being blind. Why do you keep saying that? Why are you looking me in the eye and telling me you're blind? That would have been awesome. I wish they would have done that, because they say that in the comic books all the time. They're like, that dude is not blind

which is why nobody believes Matt Murdock is Daredevil except for that of course it's out that Matt Murdock... Anyway, so... Why don't they throw in some gags where he like runs into a tree and he's like, ugh! And then karate chops it down. Goddamn tree! There's some

wacky moments in it. As Matt Murdock, he does fall down a lot more He bumps into things As Matt Murdock And never does as Daredevil To fight with What's her name Elektra or whatever

Oh yeah So like How could this Elektra another one How could a blind guy do this Right It turns out He has superpowers

How Like how much He runs up and down He runs up and down a teeter-totter. He gets on one end and it goes up and they're fighting on it. Dude, if you have a good sense of smell

you can kick anyone's ass. The cane is not going to help you when you're on a teeter-totter. That's not going to tell you what the fuck is happening to you that you may have

never experienced your entire life. Was he born blind? No, no, he became blind when he was about eight or nine. Okay, so he knows teeter-totters. He does know teeter-totters. I do want to see it again. Because now that you say it's craptastic.

This story checks out. Seriously, I like to clear these things up on the podcast because I get so many angry missives from people on Twitter saying, he wasn't born blind, you idiot! He loves Peter Tottering.

You're an asshole. Love the podcast. So who did we miss here? Ryan, have you seen anything lately? Honestly, the last movies I saw were Thor and then X-Men First Class. Maybe he'll take his shirt off. And then, honestly, then I got a girlfriend.

And I don't have to go see comic book films. I need to look for a girlfriend. That would have worked better if you said you saw Moneyball and Anonymous or, you know, like, 50-50 Ides of March. And then got a girlfriend? Yeah, because once you said those two movies, no one's going to believe the girlfriend part.

Uh-huh. Great call. Those are the only two movies you've seen and we were supposed to think you have a girlfriend? Those were the last two. I saw a movie over at a house, like somebody's house was having a movie. Yeah.

Well, you know, Jackie. Oh, I was talking in the theater. You know how Doug loves loopholes. You must come over. We're simply having, my house is having a movie tonight. You're invited. Bring your friends.

I watch a lot of movies on like, on HBO and Showtime, Cinemax and whatever. Yeah, so let's. Because I want a strong dramatic film that I can cry to in private. Yeah. I don't.

Okay. Truly, I don't want to go to the theater and have to cry in front of strangers. Let me just read the question to you guys again, because clearly there was some confusion. What have you guys seen lately? Is the question. I don't care what venue you saw it in. Okay. I mean, you could bring it up if it's part of the story, of course.

I saw The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. See? That's... You and I even last night discussed how that would be the movie you talk about when I say, what movies have you seen? And I just remembered that just now. I can't believe...

I think maybe I get too high and just being near people makes them stoned. You're like the daredevil of pot smoking where, seriously, I am on a verbal teeter-totter at every given moment. Your memory's sharper the more pot you smoke. Compared to mine, especially.

I smoke no pot. I'm like, I don't remember one word of that, Doug. You've really been lost the whole time out here. God, strike me blind. I'll figure it out. We'll get it together. Shall we play a game? Let's play a game What do you guys think about

Oh and by the way Ghost and Mr. Chicken You like that? Yeah it was great Don Knotts Don Knotts That deserves an Academy Award Seriously it was amazing

Don Knotts Don Knotts There's a funny scene I love Denver That deserves an Academy Award. Seriously, it was an amazing production. Don Knotts, Don Knotts. There's a funny scene in... I love Denver. David, do your best Don Knotts. Hey there, Sam. Hey. Yes.

I did not expect that to work out the way that worked out. Totally worked out. I had no idea. Me and Willow, Don Knotts. That is crazy. N worked out. I had no idea. Dan Willow, Don Knotts. That is crazy. Nailed it. You can't just say to a person, do your best, and then just name anybody.

So great. I mean, I know we were talking about him for a second there. Touche, sir. I feel like a fool. Don't go Don Knotts on me. I thought you'd go Mr. Lpet instead of Andy Griffith's show, but you know, still, fantastic job.

Thank you. But I do prefer Mr. Limpet much better. Yeah. Did Jim Carrey do a Mr. Limpet? I don't think so. I think they were talking about it at one point, and it made me livid, because he'd already done Andy Kaufman and The Grinch.

And in both cases, I was like, mm-mm. You did not do them any favors. I mean, you know, he tried. Who would be the modern Don Knotts? I've been trying to figure this out. Who's our current Don Knotts? Who shakes a lot? Matthew Perry, maybe?

Yeah, you thought I was going to say something else. Oh, that's a good one. No one's really taken over sniffing a lot as their signature move. This guy's the best new sniffer since Don Knotts. You've got to see his work. Yeah, it's just kind of... It would be an annoying thing to do in something.

I don't know how he got away with it. But, yeah, I don't think we have a new version of him, and I think we're good. Fair enough, fair enough. Wait a second, it's me! It's a different thing, you know? Who's that spazzy anymore in anything? Where they're just twitching all the time?

Yeah. Brad Pitt and 12 Monkeys? Was he ever connected to a wild cocaine problem or anything? Was he? He was? I don't know. Hey, just name a little bit. Now you're just showing off.

Stop it. Stop it. Say something about Aunt Bea. Say something about Aunt Bea. Hey, you're kind of a bitch, Aunt Bea. New ringtone. Oh, shit. All right,

don't look at this, David. Okay. All right, so we're going to play Build a Title. I don't play it nearly as much as I'd like to in the live shows, but we of course play it whenever

we're recording in a car. Can we do something like that? I can't see it. Just look away. Why don't you just turn your body? I'm prone to cheating. Are you good? That's so much better. Three degrees.

Good for you. There are a lot of cords. I didn't want to smash them up. He doesn't have very good peripheral vision. He's kind of like Daredevil. True. I'm all front punches. Here we go.

I get very competitive, so I apologize in advance. You get that way? 100% of the day. I don't get there. I get very competitive, so I apologize in advance. You get that way? 100% of the day. I don't get there. I am there. You're it. I suck at games. I did feel like when David and I were watching Tower Heist today

that he was trying to watch it better than me. I went into like knees on, you know, or knees, I know, elbows on knees and then

Sweet Valley High. That's the most dedicated you can be. Just cupping your own face with both hands. Nice description for the podcast. Yeah, for the listeners.

I was thinking the same thing. He really laid it out there for them. You're getting better at this. Thank you. Thank you,

said Ryan Stout, looking sort of cocked to his right, with his right elbow tucked in close in a handsome suit. I dressed up for the podcast. Where'd you get that, Handsomes? I've always shopped at Handsomes. They won't let me in. They're like, you go down the street to hoodies.

Okay, we're going to start with a movie title. That's how Build a Title works. We'll start with David, then go to Ryan, Handsome Suit, and then to Jackie, Dork Forestcation. Oh, I should mention, David Huntsberger has a podcast also called Professor Here We Go.

Yeah, thanks. Professor Blastoff. It's Captain Blastoff. Captain Blastoff. Captain Takeoff. Here we go. We're here in the great state of Minneapolis, so I thought it would be fun to do

a movie that's somewhat about the Minnesota Twins. And it's called Little Big League. So, David Huntsberger, you need to come up with a movie that ends in little or starts in league. Or starts in big league. Okay.

Time's up. Can I use the littles? No, you can't. I don't know what version of this game you've played before, but you changed one of the words. Little big league of their own. Yes, that's right. Nice. You did it. Okay, so we got a little

big league. I was just prepared to think you were going to do something wrong. Because it was weird that you said littles. But I understand your confusion. Well, I was spinning my wheels a little because I was trying to think of the trailer and they use this thing where his arm is fixed and he hits the doctor in the face

and the doctor says, funky butt loving. And I couldn't remember that line, but that was it. Wait, you were trying to think about that instead of... I was doing both and that's why I was a little disconnected. It's also odd

to not be looking in your direction and speaking to you. I would rather you look that way when you say funky butt loving. I'd rather you look that way when you say funky butt loving. I'd rather you look over that way. Funky butt loving. Okay, we go to Ryan Stout for

he has to add to Little Big League of Their Own. You said League of Their Own? Mm-hmm. I got real competitive. Fuck!

There's at least one movie I know of of this. So Stuart Little. That's right. You did it. Stuart Little Big Man. Stuart Little. Little's right. You did it. Stuart Little, Big Man.

Stuart Little. Little Big League. Big League. Of their own. Of their own. Yeah. Now we go to Jackie. Fuck you.

Fuck me. Find something that ends with Stuart. Or, just to help you out a little bit, you could do something that ends in stew.

Because then it would be whatever that is. Stuart Little. Right. Big League of Their Own. And own could be also part of a word. Right. You have five seconds.

You've never played this game before, right? Two. Just by myself. I'm constantly playing this game just by myself. Even if you've played it before, it's tough. The listeners are yelling at their things. Yeah, everyone's yelling at their radios. No, I meant their dicks. They're yelling at their dicks.

They're getting ready to unload. I think that's time, Doug. Yeah, I think so, too. Oh, you are competitive. I know. That's what I was going to get. Fuck her. She's done. She's out. It's just Huntsberger and I. Give the next clue. Let's do this. Suits aren't for

losers. Always be not losing. That hashtag never caught on for me. Not losing. A, B, N, L. People are like, what is that okay we come back around

to me you have to tack on yeah I gave her that great advice about the stew but I'm sure there might be something with

the stew but I don't I'm not absolutely sure so I'm gonna go with Stuart Little Big League of Their Owning Mahoney.

Yeah, people were waiting on that one. Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman. Really boring. He's good, though. Alright, David, how's it end in Stuart or

begin in Mahoney or or knee? Is there a word that starts Mahoney or knee? Is there a word that starts with the sound knee? Need for speed. That's it. Good one. Good one. Everyone's screaming at their device. No, I'm kidding you guys.

It's not a movie. That's a thing they say in a movie. They say it in Top Gun. Feel the need, the need for speed. I feel a need. Neat, the need for... Napoleon Dynamite. Totally works. Moving along. That doesn't count! That doesn't count! I got your back on that one, Ryan. That does not count. Damn. It was good, though.

Thank you. It was fun. I let Sandalot go recently, and I never heard the end of it. So we gotta stay strict. Sandalot. Knee near Knee I stand a lot Neat Near

Neat Neaty little liars No that's not something I think we boxed ourselves into two bad corners here Do you have anything Ryan? Is there a romantic comedy called Needless to Say? You know I don't like the Graham Elwood style of play

Where you just You guess that a movie might exist. Hugh Grant and Jim Bullock. I can see the poster right now. Where are we at again? What are the two words right now? We gotta end in Stuart or begin in Mahoney. I wish it was pronounced

Mahoney, because then it could be Mahoney, I shrunk the kids. Is there a Jeb Stewart movie? I'm not playing. I'm over here. I'm trying to steal the Predators' Stewart a little. Oh, yeah, that's no good. It's not part of the game. Yeah, I don't care for that.

At least I tried, Doug! You did try, and then you yelled at me. So what does that mean? We all lose? We all lost? No, Doug would win because he was the last one. Because he was the last one.

Oh, I won? Wow. You won your own game, Doug? I planned this whole thing. Real nice. This was a chess match that you guys never even had a chance.

I swear to God, this piece of paper says, Stuart Little, Big League of their owning Mahoney. I had already written all of that down. No way. Yeah. What? Because I pre-guessed what might be potential answers. We're just pawns in your whole...

Get out of our minds, Doug. The best way to do that is by playing the Leonard Maltin game. You'll be great at this. Really? Yeah. You're trying to mind fuck me. That's all this is. Here come the name tags. Let's see them. Oh my goodness.

I told you it was going to be kind of alarming. There's some crazy ones out there. Really creative, you guys. Appreciate you making the effort. There's a pumpkin over there. What's that? Bacon for me.

You made your name, Adam, out of bacon? Come on up. That's amazing. David picks the bacon. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry. I'm picking this guy with the pumpkin here. Sorry, man. Sorry. I was talking to. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry. I'm picking this guy with the pumpkin here. Sorry, man. Sorry.

I was talking to that man, and then you said, that's amazing. Bring that up here. I was, again, sorry. But look at this. Did you see this? Look at this. But the bacon guy is on his way. You need to sit so you can see what's going on, first of all.

You don't have to turn away now. I'll keep it from you. Genuinely overwhelmed. All right, you guys. The part about, I told you earlier about pick one quickly and get it to fuck over with. Remember when I told you that? Look at that.

That's Dan's camera. That's a Dan-ra. And you came racing back with Justin's frisbee. Yeah, so... All right. There's at least one hippie in the audience. The light-up Frisbee. Yeah, so just hold it so people can see what it says.

Can they see the name on this one here? Can I see it? Whose name is it? It's Hello Brett. So this might work out well. It's like a name tag on the back. Oh, that's perfect. It seems valuable.

That's perfect. What's on the inside? Oh, hello. That's perfect. What's on the inside? Oh, hello. Oh, my God. It's Gwyneth Paltrow's head. No big deal. Okay. Okay.

As per usual, I know you guys all listen to the podcast, so you know already. Please know the competition is just between these three playing for Brent and Jenny and Dan. Justin. That's why they're up here, so I can see what it says. Dan

has a crazy camera. Is it a real camera? You just taped his name on it? The camera is real? The camera is real? The handle collapses and then you can put it down. The handle collapses and then you can put it down. Yeah.

Wow. She doesn't have anywhere to put it down. Why doesn't the first bit collapse? That's perfect. That's perfect. Okay. Great. Spent way too much time on that.

Fix it in post. I chose poorly. I try not to edit the show. I try to just move it along. It's organic, man. It's organic. Dead son. Captain Obvious.

Let's go. I'm sorry. Let's start with David because he's been on the show before. We'll go in the same order that we just played Build a Title. And, of course, we'll change direction in between each round. And you guys will yell at me if I do it wrong. Here we go. Letterboxd game.

David gets to pick a category. Would you like one of these three categories, sir? Would you like New Year's Eve is coming up, as it always is. Would you like motion pictures to take place on or about or have something to do with New Year's Eve? Okay. Or

at Guido Relly, Guido spelled like Guido and Relly spelled to E-L-L-I on Twitter suggested Ch-Ch-Changes. That's movies where a character changes from one thing to another thing. Something about them changes. And then today

on November 5th, celebrating her birthday, is Tilda Swinton. Actress Tilda Swinton. People are actually yelling for her. I didn't expect that reaction. Go with Tildaice Wyndon. She's the White Witch. There's some...

I talk to you about this, I think, every time. You should start narrowing down what the movies might be, because you're going to be competing against those other two that may have helped them in some way. I'm going to go New Year's Eve. All right, good. This New Year's Eve. Alright, good. This New Year's Eve

movie is from 1972. Len Malton gives it three stars. That's probably about right. He calls it mindless but engrossing. And he also says that it was followed by a sequel.

And it's from 1972. Three stars. The category, of course, was New Year's Eve. How many names are we looking at? We're looking at 12 names. I'll go

8. Ryan. Bold opening bid 12 names. I'll go 8. Ryan? Bold opening bid by Young Huntsberger. So the movie's about New Year's Eve or something happens on New Year's Eve? You couldn't have crystallized it better. 1972? Yes, sir.

And there's this. You went 8? Yeah, sir. You went eight? Yeah, he said eight names. Stalling for time. I'm going to go six names. I don't know why that's impressive, but okay. You guys like to build the drama. Name it.

Oh, you're giving him six names, Jackie? Yeah, do you know why? It's more than I can do. Right, yeah. Like, you know, Howie Mandel used to go through and say, well, what case would you pick next? You know, that sort of thing. If she did go four names, what would you have done, David? Just out of curiosity.

You made her name it. Yeah. Then she might have been screwed. Right. All right. Let's see how this works out. Do you have any idea? I think you did the right thing.

You'll win now, Dan. I do. You missed the hint, though, earlier. I gave a hint. Because when Howie Mandel would do that, I'd always go, why would they know offhand which series of numbers they would pick next when normally there's a long period of time to think about it and they could possibly, they don't show up thinking,

I'm going to say these seven numbers in this exact order. Are we doing Doug loves Deal or No Deal now? I did love that show. I didn't like the Daily version because they got rid of the girls and they just had relatives standing there with the suitcases. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that just made me cry.

It made me feel like someone was leaving town. Suitcases. That's how they do it overseas and the audience doesn't play along at all. Nobody screams and yells and it's depressing.

It's just get out. Next boat out of town. So I have to venture a guess. I'm going to give you the names. Yeah. Let's not skip that part. I'm trying to get you back on track. Oh, thank you. Your six names are Eric Shea, Arthur O'Connell, Pamela Sue Martin, Leslie Nielsen, Jack Albertson and Shelly Winters

from 1972 three stars mindless but engrossing followed by a sequel 72% of the audience knows the answer okay maybe more like 36 I was going to say

more like 3% 1% knows the answer. 99% of the rest of us are... I'm going to say... I'm going to say... Look who's coming to New Year's Eve dinner. I can't wait because Gary Marshall has a movie called New Year's Eve coming out

because Valentine's Day was so awesome. He's assembled not the same cast, a whole new great cast of people to all have stories happening on New Year's Eve. But once it's out, I'm going to keep this category and that's going to be the answer. New Year's Eve. But you guys won't be on it.

The only New Year's Eve movie I could think of was 200 Cigarettes, so I'm screwed. I guess Sleepless in Seattle. But you guys won't be on. The only New Year's Eve movie I could think of was like 200 Cigarettes. So I'm screwed. Anybody else on the panel? You guessed Sleepless in Seattle. No, that's incorrect. David, any ideas? I had no guesses. It's quite memorable that it's on New Year's Eve.

Because that's when the boat flips over. In the Poseidon Adventure. No clue. Yeah, 10, 9, 8, oh, fuck! Which really would have been cool, but they count down all the way to one, they start singing Auld Lang Syne,

and then it flips over. Yeah, that would be way better. Nature doesn't know how to time a good comedic tidal wave. That's awesome. All right, so what happened there? Jackie Cation gets a point. Yes.

Against all odds. Here we go. Bravo, Jackie. Hairy eyeball. She was challenged by Ryan, so we're going to start with David, and then from David we're going to go to Jackie. Okay. Trust me.

Your choice of categories David are Edgar Wright has not seen it Which in motion picture Is not seen by the great director Edgar Wright as of this taping He sort of talks a little bit like Willow I'm not going gonna get into this

they're both british yes that's what i meant they both have a british accent um at king of pancakes suggested that i do movies that were number one at the box office x number of years ago in this particular, I found a movie that was number one ten years ago at the domestic box office. And your third option is Doggone It, movies where a dog gets killed. Yes.

It doesn't have to be the climax of the movie. Just to spite the crowd, I would. Sure. Yeah, I'll go Doggone It. Got such a cute name for such a horrible Doggone It.

Horrible thought. I wonder, can you think of, I'll ask this after. I got a good question for you guys. Remind me to ask you

a question. Doug, you were going to ask us a question. That's all you're going to give? That's the only clue I get? That's the only clue you gave us. 2011. I need a time machine so bad. Question came from 2011.

Three names. Movie. Don't confuse me. This is... We're a dog. This is a dog died in this movie. Okay. For some reason.

Who knows? This could be New Year's Eve And a boat flips over Two and a half stars from Leonard How dare he How dare he Okay That's weird then

It's a movie I think deserves much better He also says about this movie That it is rambling And he also says about this movie that it is rambling. And he also says that it strains for effect with an E. Well, two E's. And

And there are nine names listed. How many names do you think you can get it in? What's the year? The year is 2001. I may or may not have already said that. Okay, let's just double check. Yeah, good thing to ask.

Eleven. I'll jump it down to eight again. Jump it down. And then we go to Jackie. 2001. A dog dies. It is not necessarily killed. It might...

Oh, something kills it. It gets killed by something. Either a person or natural causes. Something kills a dog. Lightning. I might. Daredevil.

Would you do eight? I went eight, yeah. I'm going to go seven. R.S., what do you say? Name that movie. Suit provided by Handsomes. 2001. Okay.

All right. I gave you the names, Jackie. Don't get excited. All right. How many did she get? Seven. Okay. You get seven names.

You want the clues again? 2001. Two and a half stars from Leonard. He's wrong. Happens. Love him, but it happens. Rambling and strains for effect. Let me throw in one more. How dare he.

And your seven names are Seymour Cassell, Danny Glover, Bill Murray, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, and, and, and... Gwyneth Paltrow something about Mary thank you for coming I'd like to steal I'd like to steal that is awesome I got nothing

what's the worst guest that's ever been ventured on the show is it is it old yeller rocking bird That is awesome. What's the worst guest that's ever been ventured on the show? Can I see? Is it Old Yeller and the Walking Bird? It might be up there as the worst guest. The Anchorman?

Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry. You're going to say it. Let me tell you the remaining names. Let's really drag this out. That's a real person that we know. Angelica Houston and Gene Hackman. Oh, Christ. I still got nothing. Does that help?

I can't believe I got this point. I'm really thrilled. How about... I'm so sorry. Yeah. Justin. I'm going to throw this Frisbee at the end, too. I know all of Gabby Coleman's work.

The poor man's Gene Hackman. It's called the Royal Tenenbaums. Oh, son of a... Ryan Stout is now standing. He's receiving adulation from the crowd. They are applauding him accordingly. I'm going to come back. The fact that I have any points is amazing.

Yeah, I love that movie, and the dog dying thing really, when I was trying to think of movies where they dog. Yeah, two and a half, yeah. But when I try to think of movies where dogs died to do this, because I kind of just do it off the top of my head sometimes. Sometimes I Google it, but dogs dying is a weird thing to Google. I don't want to get on a watch list. Weird Google image.

So, yeah, so I thought of this movie because it's very, you know, spoiler alert, but when the dog dies and Ben Stiller says to Gene Hackman, you know, we've had a bad year or whatever he says to him, I get choked up every time I see or think about that scene. All right, so congratulations. You're making me cry, Ryan, because you won a point. You won a point.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. So now Jackie's got a point. Ryan's got a point. And arguably the best player up here, David Huntsberger, is pointless. Dang it. Until now.

That'd be a great name. What's your album called? Humanitis. You should have went with Pointless. Pointless. Pointless-itis. But yeah, let's go through also,

Jackie, I didn't mention the name of your CD. It is never going to be Bread. Yeah, but what's the name of your CD?

Just Bread. It's never going to be Bread. And then, Ryan, what's yours? He doesn't have one yet, but it comes out on December 6th. Yep.

Comedy Central Records, what's it called? Touché. It's elitist and snooty. Was Bravo taken? There's going to be handsomes, but I was just looking to get free suits. Oh, god damn it. What were we doing? Okay, so we're going to start with David because

who made who name it? I made Jackie name it. Yeah, yeah. So we start with David, but then we go to Ryan. You're great at picking categories. He's doing a great job of getting it into his zone and then bidding way too high. You get to pick, David, so really do better.

I'd like an exciting three-way tie, if you don't mind. Okay. All right. We've got Raptors. That's movies where rappers act. Oh, nice. Raptors. I'm going Raptors.

Can you please let me get some laughs from the funny category titles? They better be good to make me change my mind. Okay. I'll just do one more, because this one is great. At Gloshi on Twitter. G-L-O-S-H-E. You guys will find her.

You'll find her if you're going to look her up. Gloshi. It's a dude. It's a dude named Gloshi. You'll find him if you're going to look her up. Gloshi. It's a dude. It's a dude named Gloshi. You'll find him if you're going to look him up. He suggested inspect her gadget.

Movies that have a gynecologist in them. Still prefer raptors. Jeremy Irons. It was fun to say, though. Oh, was he a gyno in the Twin Brothers thing? Yep. Oh, Jesus. What was that called? Twin Brother thing? fun to say though oh was he a gyno in uh the twin brother thing yep oh jesus well we know it's not

called twin brother thing it was called twin brother thing no it wasn't it was called the royal tenenbaums dead ringers dead ringers it was called dead ringers that's right yeah it'll never be bread person all right david huntsberger this movie has a rapper in it get ready ryan you'll be next three and a half stars from Leonard. The year was 2005. He says that this movie, you know how normally they put the country of origin next to it? It's usually, most of the time,

it's U.S. In this case, it's U.S. German. Yeah. Terrible clue. This is the first time I'm hearing that this movie is U.S. German. So don't let that screw up your thought process. That's what

the clues are supposed to do. They're supposed to make you confused. He calls this movie provocative and U.S. German. I'll give you one more thing. He says that it has he says it has metaphoric moments.

Metaphoric moments. Provocative. And U.S. German. Three and a half stars. It has a rapper, one or more rappers acting in acting roles. When they're... I go... Did someone just go anaconda?

Because as it turns out, my anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns, hun. You can do side vans all set up, but please don't lose that butt. Alright. You guys didn't know that that was a... And please don't yell out answers, even though they're wrong.

I'm going to... What are you going to do? Three. Ooh. Wait, how many... What the hell is happening? I've got to get myself back in the game. I didn't even tell you how many names there were yet.

I was too busy talking about how my anaconda don't want nuns unless she's got buns. You can do stoppeds, all sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt. See, I don't know the butt. Can I have that back? See, I don't know the rest of it, and neither do you. An average man black make a... Something like that.

Yeah, yeah, don't even try. But please don't lose that back. Baby got back. Whatever. He should have backed off. Just ruined it. Just ruined it. All right, karaoke versions,

whisper it next time. See how the crowd reacts. Baby got back. All right. Your karaoke versions whisper it next time. See how the crowd reacts. Baby got back. Okay, there's ten names. And you're going in three. Three. He's bidding three.

Mm-hmm. We go to Ryan, who can go lower. Or... I mean, here's the thing. Say name it. If I say it, then I win the game without ever knowing a movie. I know that eats at some people, but

if I get screwed over, then you're going to say name that movie without ever knowing a movie. I wouldn't discuss it with her. And David, why is he discussing it with her? Name that movie. There you go. Okay.

In your 53 names. Watch him. We're going to have an exciting three-way tie. Dan. Yeah, if David can pull this off. If not, Ryan will win for the hippie. Named Justin who brought a frisbee. Does he get to keep that, Justin, or are you going to want that back?

I'm going to throw it back. Okay. You're not going to want me to whip this camera at you, right? No, I'm sorry That looks very heavy, that camera Let's be careful with that It looks lovely Alright, here we go Here are your clues again, David It's, uh

Wait a second 2005 metaphoric moments and one other thing. Provocative. My thumb changed it to a different movie. And that was going to be really weird if I proceeded. Let's do it anyway, just for laughs.

Like pretend that you're working on the actual clues and then I did this. Your three names you guys want me to do that or no yes absolutely okay let's see how funny it would have been if i said the wrong one now i can't even find it anymore which one do you picked raptors and i accidentally hit... What did I hit on accident? Forget it. I can't even figure out how I fucked up.

I just gotta try to do it the right way. The movie has a shit ton of names. There are 16 names. And David has stupidly pre-bidded three. And your clues again are

this is how I knew I was on the wrong movie because I was about to go US, German and it suddenly just said US and I was like, oh no. What have I done? Alright, three and a half stars from Leonard. Might be generous. I didn't mention that before.

Might be a little generous. That's a good clue. Some might disagree. 2005, U.S. German. It's provocative and that other thing I said. You know, I didn't know might be generous when I told him to name that.

Oh, really? Did that help you out a lot? No. Okay. Oh, it's got metaphoric moments. Right. And your three names are Keith David, Beverly Todd, and Sean Taub. T-O-U-B.

Sean Taub. Easy. Beverly Todd. And the great Keith David, who you don't want to confuse with David Keith. I am going to say, I don't know what Germany has to do with this, but I believe the movie is Crash. That is correct, you son of a bitch. You son

of a bitch. No! Damn. I'm curb stopping that motherfucking pumpkin. Still in the game. That thing held up nicely. That is insanity. I'm curb stomping that motherfucking pumpkin. Still in the game. Still in the game. That thing held up nicely.

That is insanity. How the fuck did you do that? Freeway tie. Yeah, but I want to know. You asked for it. I wanted to explain himself. Because that's crazy. Who's worst? I don't know.

I'm a big fan of Ludacris, so. Did you in your head think maybe it might be Crash before we said anything about it? Because of ludicrous. Pretty much, yeah. Wow. You weren't thinking maybe Fast and Furious? That clue of it might be generous. That really did help.

That kind of solidified it. Great. I shouldn'tified it. Great. I shouldn't have asked. Wow. But I usually say that part, and you admitted it wouldn't have helped you, so congrats. We have an amazing three-way tie, you guys.

Only one person named a movie, though, right? Is there any sort of de facto winner that goes on? It's not over, Huntsberger. I've seen films. Could we pick something pre-2000? I'm good in the 40s. No, you lost all credibility that can be had with something about Mary.

Are you kidding? Something about the Tenenbaums. I loved Owen Wilson in Something About Mary. Are you kidding? Something about the Tenenbaums. I loved Owen Wilson in Something About Mary. Ben Stiller was third billed in Something About Mary behind the dog and the lady that French kissed the dog. And Brett Favre.

And that dog did not die for the record. True. Should have. It really was in the full body cast. No animals were killed. Oh yeah, it was in a cast. In a cast on the top of a car, but did not die. Tower Heist is a lot like something I've married, but no one has jizz in their hair.

So not worth it. Not worth it. Come on, Ben. Jizz in the hair in every movie. I'm going to pre-guess this movie, and it's going to be duck soup. Name that movie. Name that movie. Duck... What if I just declared you the winner?

People would... People would get up and leave. With a blind guess, Jackie Cation is the winner. Okay, so what just happened there? David got the point because you asked him to name it. So Jackie gets to pick the category. Thank God. And then we'll go to

Ryan. Alright. to pick the category. Thank God. And then we'll go to Ryan. All right. Would you like movies where Weezer is on the soundtrack? Because I'm going on the Weezer Cruise, as I hope others are as well. Yeah, join us on the Weezer Cruise, you guys, weezercruise.com.

Would you like at Connerks, K-O-N-E-R-K-S suggested Comedy Bang Bang and that is the category of Comedy Bang Bang. It's a reference to my friend Scott Aukerman's podcast, but it's movies that are action comedies.

Action comedy movies. And then for your third category, I've got to pick one that we've already... Oh, no, here's one. This is a fun one. Scream movies. There are four movies with the word scream and a number or just the word scream. And your job is to try to figure out which one this is.

It's a very competitive category because who can really tell the difference between them all these years later? So, Jackie, which one of those categories? Do you like screen movies or... Do you guys want me to pick screen movies? Comedy Bang Bang. No?

You could do Comedy Bang Bang or you could do Weezer. Okay, Comedy Bang Bang. It's the best chance. Better choice. Better choice. It's the best chance you've got. This is an action comedy. It's a better chance?

You had one and four with the other one. Yeah. Those are good ops. I haven't seen a Scream movie. Okay. This is an action comedy. I saw The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

Blind guess, though. Still 25%. This is an action comedy. I saw the ghost in Mr. Chicken. This is an action comedy. Got your attention that time. Action comedy, three stars from Leonard. Probably got right. He calls it enjoyable, which is what you want in an action comedy.

And he also says it works well if you don't demand a lot of logic. Don't be demanding logic. Yeah, exactly. And did I tell you the year? 1998. It's closer to 40 than some of the other ones.

And you get 11 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Maybe 11. Jackie K. Maybe 11. She goes the full 11? 13. 13 names.

I think I could do it in. I'll think of two. I'll make up two names. Like, give me the EP and the director. I couldn't tell you who the EP is, but the director is...

I'm not falling for that. All right, so you're taking the full 11. Full 11. So we go to Ryan. 1998. Lower than 11. Yeah. 11. Full 11. So we go to Ryan. 1998. Lower than 11. Yeah.

Action comedy. Logic. Eight. Eight. Eight names. David. I'm going to jump down to five. Five names, he says.

Yeah. Jackie. Name that movie. Yeah. He just did something blind with three names Pretty much saw that coming I'm kind of I'm not involved anymore so I'm just going to walk Yeah, where's Justin?

We got to get Justin to come up here and write down who he wants me to call a shithead It's on there I have to go unload Alright, say goodbye to Ryan Stout everybody Actually I'm just gonna take a piss And then come back But

Oh we'll be done By the time you come back Okay cool Yeah perfect And then Dan do you I'm treating it like It's a foregone conclusion

I guess we should Play the rest of the game first Cause you get I get five names. And they are Ken Leung, Leung, L-E-U-N-G, Christopher Penn, Rex Lynn,

Zima, and Mark Rolston. And it's from 1998, and it's an action comedy that has logic issues, but is enjoyable. Dang. That was a horrible impression of Chris Tucker, the star of Rush Hour. That is right.

That is correct. Wow. He did it for the pumpkin. Right. He made it happen for the pumpkin. Now I'm going to curb stomp the shit out of it. No, it's a very beautiful pumpkin. I don't want to fuck it up.

Where you at, pumpkin person? Pumpkin guy? Chris Tucker, the modern day dot nots. Oh, Chris Tucker's the modern day dot nots. That's good, sir. Get one more racist thing in before the show ends. Thank you a lot for that. Thank you very much.

We need to get Dan's... Oh, we got a piece of paper. Hand it over. Oh, that's exciting. That's like when you're sitting there going, we'll pay you, we're offering this amount, and you slide it across. Ryan Stout is back, everybody.

Hello. Guess who won? I washed my hands, too. I washed my hands. Guess who won? I think Huntsberger won. I washed my hands. Guess who won? I think Huntsberger won. Yep. You know Huntsberger won.

How could you not? I do want to throw the frisbee at the end. That's the only reason I came back. Okay, cool. Yeah, just chuck it into the crowd. Get ready. There's no liability issue there. That's sincerely impressive.

That's really good work, man. Yeah, that is... Yeah, it's a good pumpkin. It's amazing. I said it's a good pumpkin. You've got to take a picture of that pumpkin. It's amazing. It's a good pumpkin. You've got to take a picture of that pumpkin. It's not a great pumpkin, Charlie Brown. I like it.

Yeah. But you should take a picture of it and put it up on the... Okay, I'll get a picture. What I always do at the end of every show is I take a picture of the guests on stage while they're closing music themes. Themes? Yeah, while it themes. That's what it's called when you listen to the end theme. No, no, no, don't cut it off. Let it theme. Yeah, well, it themes. That's what it's called when you listen to the end theme.

No, no, no, don't cut it off. Let it theme. Yeah, totally theme it. You guys got anything to plug? You want to plug something, Jackie? I want to plug Jackie. I'm on This American Life. Hello.

I'm sorry. Oh, you're on the show? This American Life? Yeah, I taped to This American Life if you guys are... That's awesome. This American Life nerds. Live it up. I'm on Jackie Cation's Dork Forest.

Yes. And I just did these two guys just on Dork Forest, yeah. And we've all been in the forest with you. December 6th, Comedy Central Records. Touche. Go get it. My website is davidhuntsberger.com My album is Humanitis

Great album, by the way I want to say great album Recorded here And on Twitter, David's name is Huntsberger Junk And all the tweets are from the point of view Of his dick and balls And also this weekend, my house is having a movie. So come on over

and we'll enjoy that. Movie house. Thanks again to you guys for coming out. Let's hear it for all these guys. David and Jackie. You're going to stay there and I'm going to take

a picture of you guys with you sitting down holding the pumpkin. Yeah, you can do that in a second. I can't talk them specifically through what's going to happen without all this nonsense sit down david what yeah what was the question you were i have no idea why would i know it was about a dog i said

right then but i wasn't going to know. Thank you for bringing it up, though. What was I going to ask you? It was about dogs. What were we even talking about? Dead dogs in movies. Anchorman. I have no idea.

Don Knotts. Precious. You guys are just all yelling out shit that happened. That's crazy. You can see live disasters like this upcoming soon in Austin, Burbank, and Sacramento, and I'm trying to do them all over the place, and I love it here at ACME, and congratulations on their 20th anniversary.

Oh, I had one more plug I forgot about. All right, what's your one more plug I forgot about. Shit. All right, what's your one more plug? ProfessorBlastoff.com. This is our podcast. We talked about it already. We already talked about Captain Takeoff. Just wanted to remind you.

JackieCation.com. Oh, okay. So everybody.com. Say something. DouglasMovies..com And as always Michelle Bachman is a shithead Should have closed with that one And

3D Glasses is a shithead Yeah Thank you so much Thank you guys