Doug Loves Movies - Live in Sacramento

Episode Date: January 15, 2012

Recorded live at The Punch Line in Sacramento, California on January 16th, 2012. Graham Elwood, David Huntsberger, and Ngaio Bealum guest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey everybody Hey, everybody. I'm always scared when we do the live shows on the road. We've got a very competent sound man today, but I'm always scared when we do the live shows

that the first microphone I speak into, is it going to be on? And then there's going to be awkwardness that happens right after that. Let me get my notes out. Do this proper. My name is Doug, and I love movies. Yeah, this is Doug Loves Movies,

coming to you from the Punchline Comedy Club in the How About Arden Mall in Sacramento, California, on Monday, January 16th, to Oceans 12! Did you guys bring name tags? Do we have any name tags? Oh, shit.

Oh, man. I gotta check this out. This is Daniel Weaver Contra El Mundo. And I can recognize that's Scott Pilgrim there. And what does contra el mundo mean? Versus the world or against the world? Nicely done, Daniel Weaver. And then what does um cambio juegos mean?

Game changer. Oh, wow. that's pretty fancy i hope you get picked because you also look like you might start some trouble if you don't and then we have uh justin took a poster for twister right and uh and then it says jody's foster child at the bottom i don't get that. What is that in reference to? Wasn't Helen Hunt the star of Twister? Yeah, but you remember... And my dead mom's name is Jody.

Your dead mom's name is Jody. All right. Well, you guys are really creeping me out with the amount of effort you put into your scary posters. And then this one's really involved. This is... It says Benson Interruption. of effort you put into your scary posters. And then this one's really involved. This is Benson Interruption. Joe loves Benson Interruption and

Doug loves movies. And for some reason, I'm interrupting the original Benson, Robert Guillaume, in the artwork. So that's very... Thank you for making that, Joe. That's very complicated. Then we have Johnny Saves Christmas. Have I seen this one before?

Yeah, I thought so, you son of a bitch. It's like a memory test he's pulling on me. Switching from New York to Sacramento. How did that happen? Good things or bad things? Okay. I don't know.

I like both New York and Sacramento, so when you swap them out, I don't know which one means you fucked up. Which one means you're on the run. And then Heidi has a book of the same name, correct? Yes, a classic golden book. A classic golden book, of course, about a girl and her goat fetish.

And then how do you pronounce that dana okay i just got a pink box with a bunch of stuff written on it it's my face is one of the things written on it didn't mean to be so crass about my own face i can't even see half what's going on back here but there's some sort of balloon being waved around or or a dildo it's a weapon stop hurting the person next to you and also you're making her hair cling to it with the static that's not nice i see is that a raisins packet back there what is that that red thing you're holding up oh popcorn okay and then uh we got a bucket that says Devin loves movies What's in the bucket? Popcorn

You're supposed to say Gwyneth Paltrow's head Motherfucker And then oh I see You're trying to appeal to the stoner up here The guy's got a giant Rice Krispies treats Package And then he just wrote Dave on it So that's pretty good.

I don't pick the name tags, but there might be another stoner up here that might appreciate what you've done with that. Well, thank you guys for bringing such creative and amazing name tags. As you can see, we have four guest chairs up here, so that means four people will be chosen

to be played for to win the contents of this bag. It's day three of shows here at the Sack Punch. We did stand-up comedy. Yeah, I call it the Sack Punch. We did stand-up comedy on Saturday and

then we played Leonard Malden game at the end of the show to pick somebody to be a guest on today's show. Yesterday we taped a Benson interruption, which is episode number 11. It's available on iTunes. And today is anything can happen day, you know. It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day, so things could just get crazy. Yeah, that's right.

One lady in the audience is going crazy. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Former and future DLM guest Shane Moss, he's Shane Comedy on Twitter, he wrote, I assumed He's Just Not That Into You was about a guy trying to squish his whiskey dick into a dry vagina. This has been

Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Or books in this case. There's also a book written by another former and future guest, Greg Barrett. I saw a poster today for Safe House with Denzel Washington and

Ryan Reynolds, and the poster for that movie drives me crazy because the tagline on the poster is for the movie Safe House, it says no one is safe. Whenever I see it, I cannot say out loud to whoever hears this nearby me, no one

is house. I know, it doesn't make any sense. It cracks me up for some reason. Safe house. No one is safe. No one is house. All right, so on Saturday, you guys will come around. If I say it a bunch of times, then it's going to get hilarious.

On Saturday, like I said, we had audience members play against Graham Bellwood, and one person beat him, and they will be joining us up here on stage. But apparently that person came in like a regular audience member and just took a seat, so I didn't give a pre-show pep talk to that person. But we'll bring that person up here in a second. But first, let me tell you what's in the prize bag And then bring up my guests And then we'll bring up the extra special guests In the prize bag we've got A shirt for a company

I've just been notified about And they have a cool shirt And they gave me one so here it is Anarchy Sports Contributed that shirt and one person over there Just went whoo So the excitement is is building uh there's a bar that i like to go to here in town and they like to come to my shows so it's a

nice uh trade-off uh it's called on the y and they contributed a uh t-shirt so if you're in sacramento and you need a nice bar to go to go to on Y. Of course, there's a Weezer t-shirt in here. And of course, the album Hurley, signed by all four members of Weezer. Yeah, yeah, it's almost over. We're almost on theweezercruise.com. Thank you very much for yelling that out. Not italianrammedintotheshoreboat.com. Yeah, unfortunate timing.

Usually when I go on a cruise, there is a cruise disaster that happens just a few days before. But I think we'll make it through. I think we'll be all right. Copy of my CD, Doug Bedsen, Professional Humoridian. Of course, Woot Monkeys. Somebody's going to win a Woot Monkey. Someone in the audience is going to get one right now in the face. Because I'm going to shoot one.

There it is. You know my reputation. I can't get them very far. But once you get it, it's going to be yours for life. Here we go. Oh, shit. That wasn't a bad one at all. Tall guy to stand up and fight somebody. Oh, my God. That was quite an athletic effort there. His chair went down and oh, my God. Are you all right?

Did you hurt yourself at all? You'll live. All right. Yeah, well, it was totally worth it. There is nothing like killing yourself for a $3 carnival toy. Oh, and look, we have some CDs. We have a CD that's called... I'll tell you the names of the

CDs and that'll give you an idea who the guests are, maybe. This one's called Live at the Marsh. Well, that doesn't help much at all. That doesn't say much. The next one's called Humanitis. Yeah. And then another one's

called Comedians Gotta Boo Boo. Please welcome to the stage Graham Elwood, David Huntsberger, and N'Gayo Bilem. Graham Elwood. Hello. David Huntsberger. David Huntsberger.

Say hello or something. Talk into your microphone. You mess around with the table for a while first. I'd love to get that table straightened away. Are you drinking a cider? That looks very nice. Or did you just bring your urine sample on stage? I am always prepared.

That's my own urine. You know that. Yes. You know that thing that turns water into soda that they have the infomercials about and they show people drinking it at the mall? No. It's called magic soda

or something like that. But I've been watching and wondering if it would work with your own urine instead of water. It's extra. Because what if you don't have any water i have how are you going to have delicious soda and okay so that was david hutzberger and and guy who be a little miss here also say hello to everybody and guy that's right carbonated urine everyone i'm just having coffee so your cd is called live at the marsh live at the marsh which is

what what's that you just went out into a field of some kind? Yes, yes. You went into some swamp land and stood there in a bog? That's right. I performed in the Finns. Yes.

I'll go do some music. You sound fantastic. Where is the Marsh? The Marsh is in Berkeley. There's one in Berkeley and there's one in San Francisco. It's like a performance venue. It was a Marga Gomez gig.

So you get to hear Marga Gomez for five seconds as she introduces me. Oh, that's worth the price of admission alone. It's only worth... I sell these CDs for five bucks. It's cheaper than crack. You should fucking just buy one. I'm on the too short model.

They come handsomely wrapped in paper. Yeah, will you have some of those available to this audience after the show? I have some of those in my pocket right now, so you can just see me in the parking lot like I'm the weed man. And buy a CD.d no i'm not throwing one to you they're five dollars i have children it was hard enough to me to give one to doug i was like dude that's five dollars i'm broke you ever been so broke you just go through your

shit looking for shit to sell and then you're like man i should take better care of my shit because this is fucked up. Absolutely. Some of you know what I'm talking about. At Graham CD, of course, it's called Comedians Got a Boo Boo and David's is Humanitis. And I'm finally

pronouncing it right. Yeah, man, you've come a long way. How were you pronouncing it before? I wanted to call it Humanitas. Humanitas. Humanitus.

Half human, half manatus. Half mantis. However you pronounce it, it's a terrible name for an album. It's the best. Congratulations. Thank you. A guy introduced it a while ago and said it was The Humanist. And it made me sound like a very benevolent soul.

It's like, ah, yes, on the CD. A very secular community. The Humanist, the CD covers, benevolent soul. It's like, ah, yes, and the CD. A very secular community. The humanist, the CD cover is then you pointing at your brain like, think about it, right? That's the CD cover anyway. That's so weird. No, it's actually, it's David's head if it were the earth. Is that what it is, kind of?

Yeah, maybe. All right, Enough talk about... This isn't Doug Love's comedian CDs. Let's get to the movie talk, but also let's get to... Let's get our fourth guest up here on stage,

who I don't even know her last name, so I'll just say her first name and we'll find out more about her once she comes up here. Josie, yes. Josie Wales. Please welcome Josie, yes. Josie Wales. Please welcome Josie, everybody.

Hello. Josie Wales. Josie Wales. Okay, that's your last name is in Wales. Although maybe we should ask her, what would the odds be? What's your last name? What's your last name, actually? Moody.

Moody. Josie Moody? Moody? Yes. Doug loves Moody's. All right, Josie Moody. So you came to the show Saturday, and you beat Graham Elwood in one round of the Leonard Malton game.

Oh, shit. You had taken out Gabby. Gabby lost, and then the next round you lost. Is Gabby here? Oh, Gabby's here. She just shook her fist at me. Damn you. Damn you.

Like the Nazi when he fell off the dirigible in the third Indiana Jones movie. Yeah. And he's like, eh. Guess there's not much more you can do when you're a Nazi and the good guy's flying away. You just go... Gotta get that shake fist in there.

So what do you do, Josie? What's your story? My story? Yeah. I'm a waitress and a roller derby girl. Oh, shit. What's a roller derby girl? You buried the lead on that one.

I like to think they're clapping at both parts of your career choices. Oh, shit. What's your roller derby? You buried the lead on that one. I like to think they're clapping at both parts of your career choices. Waitress, you! If you don't like the eggs, she'll hip check you over the bar. Where do you do roller derby? I'm a Sacred City derby girl. Oh, shit. My name is Colt 45.

Colt 45. Damn! Don't let the smooth taste fool you. Oh, that's right. Or don't let the smooth taste fool you. Oh, that's right. Or don't let the smooth fool taste you, I suppose. Oh. And Guy O'Balem live at the Marsh, ladies and gentlemen. Five dollars on the parking lot. Just got back from the swamps and border by shark's tire.

I hate that bog gig. So, Josie, Colt 45. Are you a jammer? Moody. Yes, I am. Boom. I know my positions, baby. Strike me as more of a gunner.

Are you a gunner? You do any gunning? Do you ever do any gunning? Isn't that one of the roles as well? What are the roles? Gunner, jammer? Yeah, all of the above. Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy?

See how I got it back to movie? See how I got it back? Nice? See how I got it back? Nice. Thank you. Nice. Thank you. That's professionalism. Josie, are we recreating for you every night in a singles bar here in Sacramento?

Just guys going, so what are you, the jammer or the gunner? I know a thing or two about athletics. You guys go bank track or you go flat? You go bank track or flat? Wow, that's pretty impressive. Flat. Flat track. He knows what he's talking about.

Oh, she's flat track. For once. Wow, she just talks shit. She did. Whatever. She's fitting right in. Did you, what did you think

of the movie Whip It directed by Drew Barrymore about your profession or your avocation? Again, see, you're bringing it back to movies. It's great if you're 12. There you go.

Wow. All right. Shit's been thrown down. Wow. You hear that, you 12-year-olds? I find it compelling because it's about roller derby and there's not enough things about roller derby. Oh, no, yes, of course.

So that makes it watchable. But, yeah, it's not as good as it could have been I got really into it when it when that A&E show was on several years ago that's when I learned all about what the the jammer and

everything was when they went to the comedy club because one girl tried to do stand-up I was the host of that show really yeah little known fact

little known fact you've seen me on A&E's roller girls nice the humoritisist Josie what's it like You've seen me on A&E's Roller Girls Nice The Humoritacist Josie, what's it like to perform When there's actually a crowd there? Sweet burn, sweet roller derby burn

Sweet roller derby burn Nice Thank you Are you okay? I felt like I need to get that jab in After my singles bar escapade Sorry about that, guys. Wow, way to bring it down, freak.

What else you got in your bag there? Anybody been molested? Who's got cancer? Who's got cancer, huh? Who wants to see a puppy die? Want to see a puppy die? The Humoride Assist is going to set one on fire and then fuck it. All right.

Who likes movies? Pass the duct tape The Humoride Assist? Is that what you call them? Isn't that like a scalp condition? It is Do you use that word from Humoride Assist? So alright let me

Let me just get that out of the way right now Are you a single lady? No I'm not. Yeah, perfect. Shut it down now, guys. Guys, cool your jets. I wasn't. I'm just asking what her profession is, guys.

I'm just saying. None of you have a chance here today. I'm not being weird at all. Take your pants off. I'm just asking. That was to David. There already are. Theater of the mind.

Alright, let's go down the line. We'll start with Graham down here on this end and we'll ask him have you been to the movies? I just saw Contraband. What did you think of that? Say hello to your mother for me. Yes. Yeah. I liked it.

It's fun little fast-paced, shoot them up. I like it. Well, you're the only one that got guns? That's my Mark Wahlberg impression. He the only one that got guns? Yeah, it's all right, man. He's got kind of a high-pitched voice for an action hero. What's happening?

I think it's the trees. What's going on? You think I'm not going to strap a bunch of money around my waist. I think that's not what I'm going to do. It's not in every movie I've been in. I have a huge cock. Deceptively tough for how I look. I saw a contraband today

and the entire time I couldn't stop thinking about my no one is safe, no one is house joke. I was so excited about that that I couldn't concentrate on mark walberg running around shooting i i just they lost me it's you know it's an okay action movie you know it's it's it's good enough especially for january for january release it was fine for january release it's above and beyond expectations but um it's just weird with there's one point where like you know police officers are just running in trying to stop something or getting fucking shot in the neck by Mark Wahlberg and his crew.

And yet you're still rooting for them to succeed in their mission while innocent people are dying. It's kind of a weird hero. Is he really a hero or is he like an anti-hero or is it just a slice of this guy's life? Well, that's the thing is It kind of wants it both ways. It's kind of a tough movie. It's sort of got that toughness to it, but then it's also kind of a popcorn movie.

So I always get frustrated in a popcorn movie when they start fucking taking out guys that also have wives and children and the protagonist through the whole movie is like, but my wife and children! Like he's doing all this shit for his wife and children and the protagonist through the whole movie is like, but my wife and children! Like, he's doing all this shit for his wife and children

and doesn't stop and think for a second that anybody else could have wives and children. They don't show the, like, you as an audience, they relieve you

while the cop crawls away holding his neck like, ah, pull through. Like the old G.I. Joe cartoons

where everybody parachutes out of the exploding plane? Right. Yeah, there's not enough of that, like,

where everybody's like, ah, like where they just get hit in an arm or something. Oh, that guy will be all right. No, it's just like, I just got shot in the fucking neck and I'm dying and we don't know any, you don't know anything about my character. Stop shooting me. Any, uh, fish shakes? Yeah.

Yeah. Contraband. No one is Contra. That's what they call him. That's his name in the movie. John Contraband. Such a generic title, too. They could have called it a million things.

Oh, they could have called it... Smugly. Smugly. Smugly, smugly. Teach me how to smugly. Teach me how to smuggle. Teach me how to smuggle? They just could have been like,

Gun money. Titty gun. Gun fuck. Bloody gun. New pool in my big ass house. Boat gun. Boat gun. Smuggle ship. Smuggle boat.

Water money boat ship. A smuggle boat? Smuggle boat. Is that when someone's wearing a baggy sweater? John Contraband is on a smuggle boat. Oh, now I see why it's called Contraband. That was his character's name, John Contraband. John Contraband is on a smuggle boat Oh now I see why it's called Contraband That was his character's name John Contraband

It had nothing to do with smuggling Of money or drugs It was just about a guy named John Contraband Who got involved with smuggling Look out for Contraband 2 Even smugglier Twice the ply Two ply of smuggly

John Contraband Is back in action in Contraband 2 Why would you call it smuggling? Why couldn't you just leave it alone? I'm sorry Ah, some urine Contraband 3D So David

Smuggle all up in your face Smuggle in your face Yes, Doug. The legend of Smuggly's gold. If you just ride it long enough, it'll come back. It'll come back around. That riff will come back

like a good jammer. You just fucking skate around, wait for your spot, and boom, take that bitch out. Man, you're the egg in the batter. Tie it all together, Danny. I weave a nice... Contraband

2, Electric Smuggaloo. Oh! The Gloves movies and the... I don't know the words. Who does? So, David, what have you seen lately?

I saw War Horse in the theater recently. Yeah, I had. We talked about that. I like horses, so I liked it. Oh, you're not one of the naysayers? Yes. That's our show, folks. Thank you.

Wow. Does the horse talk? Punch sack. The horse does not talk. The horse doesn't talk? No, folks. Thank you. Wow. Does the horse talk? Punch sack. The horse does not talk. The horse doesn't talk? No, he doesn't speak. So there was apparently no peanut butter during that war. No.

It's weird the tone. Because in the beginning, it feels very Disney afternoon, Steven Spielberg. There's a goose that's a real character that's chasing people around. Like, oh, there's a goose. Goosey. Fuck that goose. I don't mean, at least the goose talks, right?

Like, why do you have to fight with mustard gas? Gah! That goose just signed to do Contraband 4. Yeah. Golden egg.

Duck, duck, goose. John Contraband is back I'm really looking forward to lots of John Contraband movies They're so good It's the best franchise ever He's the Steven Seagal of the 21st century You've just been contrabanded

What? That makes no sense Apparently this joke is hard to kill Say it to my goose Contrabanded. What? That makes no sense. That's when he ties him around. Apparently this joke is hard to kill. All right. Say it to my goose. It's brilliant. Since they're on a boat so much, it did remind me of Under Siege a little bit, the contraband. But obviously with better acting than Under Siege. Yeah, you're not a fan of Katherine Heigl, but did you see Under Siege 2, Dark Territory?

Yes, I did. Pretty nice work. Is she in it? Is she tough with someone? Yeah, she's great. Oh, wowigl, but did you see Under Siege 2 Dark Territory? Yes, I did. Pretty nice work. Is she in it? Is she tough? Yeah, she's great. Oh, wow. No, but she's cute. Yeah.

What is she doing at? Get off of my boat. She just acts. She doesn't act her tits off. She's bumping into something. She's Steven Seagal's daughter in it, I think. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she grabs a dude with a sweet pressure point by his cheek and eye and he doesn't flinch. And you're like, this dude's tough. Because he can take that pressure point.

Oh, wow. And then she sprays him with some mace and he just tastes it. Like, ah, it's good. Pressure point two. Taste the mace. I did like that

Under Siege 2, though. It's a good... It's a fun movie. It's good stuff. Very underrated. Let's go to Ngaio. Hello. Have you been to the movies lately? Like, taking the kids to see some garbage? You know, my kids are old enough that they don't go to garbage anymore, which is kind of a drag, because now I have to smoke weed all by myself, and it's just kind of creepy.

You're like, I'm here to see the chipmunks by myself. But I'm high as hell. No, actually, the last movie I saw in the theater, besides The Immortals, was Ghost Protocol. Nice. Which wasn't bad. It was actually pretty good. I like the Brad Bird things in it.

Yeah, it's got some neat... Good action. Stop talking. I'm sold, you guys. I'm a fan. One of my friends believes that they should take movies like that and why is that movie fucking two and a half hours chop that shit up in about 90 minutes you don't need any emotions you don't need any bullshit fall off the building fight a bunch of

dudes have a car chase fucking go home you can do 245 contraband can be 45 fucking minutes long and then show another one yeah right have a weed break and then you come back and watch some other hour-long asteroid heading towards the Earth type shit. I want a goddamn double bill and I want it in 90 minutes. It's called television. A lot of the weekly series on TV are better movies than TV. I just finished watching Homeland

every episode and it's so much more compelling than most movies that are out there right now. Because it's in your living room. I don't think so. I can watch War Horse in my living room and I haven't done it yet. You say more whores in your living room? I want more whores in my living room.

It's like every time there's some dumb cop drama it's just like go rent The Shield. It'll be a thousand times better than like, what was that? Copland? Yeah. Well, Copland's a good movie. Copland was good. Cops that are buddies. Then one of them's kind of bad.

Private Dicks, or what was the Kevin Smith one? Cop Out. Cop Out. That one is a fucking raving piece of shit. Hey, come on now. Has Kevin done the show yet? That's the movie you decided to defend? All the movies you shit on in this show,

you just, whoa. Easy. Drawing the line. I've never seen it, actually. It makes you go, oh. So maybe Tracy Morgan is the beneficiary of good writing on 30 Rock. Ooh. You're right.

Yeah, he's, every sentence out of his mouth on 30 Rock's hilarious, and then left to his own devices or with somebody else's script, not so much. Yeah. In all fairness, it might just have been a horrible script. But, God, that movie's dumb. Yeah, Kevin Smith was just a director for hire on that. Yes, sir?

No, I didn't have a question. Okay. You can ask Jody a question. Josie. Josie. Josie. Is it Mooney or Moody? Moody. It. Josie. Josie. Is it Mooney or Moody? It's Josie.

Josie Moody. Colt.45. Not Josie, Josie? Yeah, exactly. J-O-S-I-E? Yes. Okay. No way, that's how it's spelled?

How else would you spell it? J-O-E hyphen big C. Accent of goo. Joe C. It looks like it's her rap name. Yeah. Gucci, Gucci, Fendi, Fendi, Louis, Louis Prada. No?

All right. Come on, really? Not any hip hop? No Oakland hip hop at all? Real? Okay, come on. She's white. I even did a white girl line.

Wow. Right? You guys too. Man, that's creation, man. White girl mob. Don't y'all listen to hip-hop at all? Dude. You're like, yes.

Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude, I listen to all the hip-hop. Dude. There is a station here in Sacramento. I've seen the ad like a few times in the couple days, that they're just like, they could not stress it enough. In a 30 second ad,

they say it three times, all the hits, but no rapping. Without the rap. All the hits without the rap. No rapping. We've got Black Eyed Peas, no rapping. We've got Jay-Z, no rapping. Kanye, no

rapping. That is quite an assignment to take all the rapping out of a Black Eyed Peas song. Who in that band is singing? It's all rapping except for Fergie, right? My humps, my lumps. That's actually not even rap music. That's crap music. It's not.

Black Eyed Peas are not my favorite. It's so funny. Someone finally got to the heart of it. They'll play that shitty ass kid rock song. Isn't he a rapper? Am I? Yeah, he raps. He's like,

I went up to the place and got a thing. Damn. You're better than Beck. Getting freaky with the cheese whiz. I went up to the place and got a thing Can you imagine

It's descriptions like that What? Go ahead I just think it's funny that that's a selling point Anywhere in America That you're not in danger of stumbling into some rapping If you listen to our station All the country music but no western

All the rock but no. All the rock but no roll. All the stern but no drang. Keep going. Keep going. Come on now. That's three. That's the rule right there. Three is the rule. You don't have to go past three. Yeah, because you almost stepped in it

because I would like some rhythm and no blues. Ah, shit. There you go, see? John Contraband. He hips, but he doesn't hop. All the safe, but no house. All dub, no step. Alright, so let's go to Hosey.

Josie. Big Josie. Hosea. No step. All right, so let's go to Jose. Jose. Big Jose. Jose. Josea. Josea. What have you seen lately? It doesn't have to be in a movie theater. It could be at home or in a dream.

There's a snake. Where'd it vest? The last thing I saw in a theater that I can remember is My Week with Marilyn. Oh, that's not a bad movie. Was it good? Did you like it? Yeah, it was decent. that's not a bad movie. Was it good? Yeah, it was decent. Is that like a My Favorite Year type of thing?

No. I mean, it is kind of, but no. It's based on a true story. This guy, this PA spent like a week with her when they were shooting this movie in England. It was good. I thought she did a great job. Did you like Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe? Yeah, I did.

Did he get to do her? Are there titties? Spoiler alert. Yes. Titties. Titties. My week with Marilyn. I forget. Did he do her in that?

I forget, too. I have a terrible memory. Yeah, they did. Nice. They slept together. That makes movies a joy every time you watch it. Yeah. Arthur Miller goes back to New York, and he's like, boom, welcome to the UK.

He's all like, London's burning. All bangersers no mash you said the UK right yeah yes but yeah Michelle Williams it's kind of

Branagh's good too as Olivier but it's more like she's just so good That it makes it Pretty watchable It's like It's kind of a fluffy movie

But she's Yeah She's really good And I If you were to You know like A year prior Had you said

Oh she got cast To play Marilyn Monroe I'd go Oh that's a horrible choice I don't think she could Pull it off But she did She was great

You know It's good stuff Yeah Does JFK come in there And give it to her Yeah Yeah Let me just say He's got an English accent I don't know why

I'm still a senator Yeah Alright real quick We're running out of time Let's go down the line All right, real quick. We're running out of time. Let's go down the line. Favorite movie of last year? Two Oceans 11.

I would probably say... I'd say either... Maybe either Moneyball or 50-50. Excellent choices. I'm going to say Midnight in Paris. Good choice. David, fans in the back. Looks like we got a reader on our hands.

Bridesmaids? Yeah. Nice titties. Come. I'm just going to default and say the help. Josie made a joke, you guys. She's white and pretended to like the help. Well, she's the target demographic for the help.

Don't get it twisted. We're still friends. It was a cute white girl that set the slaves free in Gaia. It's Martin Luther King Day. I have to pick the help. Deriving Miss Daisy. All these cultural touchstones. I'd like to thank white people for being so generous.

I think Viola Davis was robbed last night at the Golden Globes. You know the fucked up thing is they made her stick around to clean up. Oh, shit. Meryl Streep is probably amazing in the Iron Lady movie. She's fucking Meryl Streep, though. Don't you have enough? Yeah, exactly. Settle down, Meryl. Settle probably amazing in the Iron Lady movie. She's fucking Meryl Streep, though. Don't you have enough? Yeah, exactly. Settle down, Meryl.

Settle down. Calm it down. Why doesn't she just give some bad performances on purpose? You know, just start throwing it a little bit. Give somebody else a chance. She's become Al Pacino. But also, I don't want to sit through a movie about Margaret Thatcher, and now I have to because it's Meryl Streep, you know?

I did. Half the movie is her as a senior citizen fighting early onset Alzheimer's remembering her dead husband. And then like, okay, that's how the movie starts. So that's how they're going to use her looking at a photo and then

we're going to go back. But then they would do like montages. I just kept expecting, oh, how are they going to show her relationship with Reagan? Here's what they did. She looked at a photo and went, oh. And then they just showed her and Reagan dancing at some formal event. That was it.

Oh. That's it. That was her and Reagan dancing. I'm like, the two people that were like really instrumental in ending the Cold War, they're just dancing and her going, oh. And then Jim Broadbent's ghost can begin going, oh, mom, you know you like eggs or whatever. What the fuck? It'd be like if the Ali movie was just him with Parkinson's today bouncing around.

And they just show some quick snaps of him fighting Foreman and Frazier. And, oh, I bet you those fights were fun. And that's fucking it. An hour of him buttering toast. Yeah. The plastic knife. All the toast, none of the crust. I guess you saw the trailers for Ali 2.

Yeah, Ali 2. No one is toast. Toast gets buttered. But I am toasted. All right, so I'm not letting you off the hook. What was your real favorite movie of last year? I don't know. You put me on the spot.

I know. I gave you a little extra time to think about it because you're not a professional like these guys. Professional. Drive. Drive was good. Drive. Drive.

Nice. Because Ryan Gosling is hot He's dreaming He is hot I would fuck him Right now In front of all of you I'm not even gay

He'd be good As in the next John Contraband movie I think we could get Ryan Goose in the Gosling Come on Oh shit David Hutzberger

The humanitist Man you pick your spots David Hutzberger, the human itisist. Man, you pick your spots, but you go hard. I like that. He just hangs back. He just waits. The dagger. Boom. Look, they present themselves.

It sucks trying to do a cool microphone drop, but then just actually dropping it on accident Like take that mother Fuckers Alright so One last question for you Graham Yes

If you were stranded on a desert island And had to pick one movie To have stuck up your butt While on that island Which movie would you choose To have stuck up your butt It's stuck up your butt It's irretrievable

And you're on an island You can't watch it Well then Godfather. So I can't watch it? And you're on an island. No, you can't watch it. Oh. Well, then Godfather 3. So it would ruin my box set. I was drunk when I wrote that question. Shall we play a game or two? Yes.

Shall we play a game? No, no. In Gaio, it's not thermonuclear war. Oh, okay. It's just build a title. It's a speed build a title. The person who wins, based on my decisions, will get to go first in the Leonard Mullen game. All right.

Yeah. Submitted by, we'll start with Graham. We'll let Josie go last so she can get into the swing of it. Binkley WTF on Twitter suggested In the Bedroom. So, Graham, give me a movie that ends with the word in or begins with bedroom or room. You have five seconds. What the fuck. You have five seconds. What the fuck? You have three seconds.

That doesn't seem like enough time. You have one remaining second. Why would I not get enough time for roommates? Who's in that? That was a John Contraband. That doesn't count. It was John Contraband That doesn't count That was Johnny Contraband John Contraband has a roommate

Remember when he tried to do comedy It was him and Jason Bateman All the rent, none of the utilities Yeah, he'd be like, why do you keep taping the rent check To your belly? Why can't you just hand it to the landlord? I'm John Contraband Alright, Graham, you're out.

David Huntsberger, Edson Inn begins in room. Don't Let Them In the Bedroom. Don't Let Them In is a movie? Don't Let Them In. Yeah, that was a horror movie. Or Let the Right One In.

I could have done that. Jesus. Wait, what did you mean? I said don't let them in. Okay, don't let them in. Not let the right one in. How's this work again? Okay, so now we've got don't let them in the bedroom.

So now you have to come up with a movie in gyro that ends in the word don't. Probably isn't one of those. Or begins with the word room. Or begins with the word room. Or begins with the word room. Yeah. Room something. Room with a view. Yeah.

Came to play. Now we go to Josie. And you got to start with view or end with don't. I know room makes it a movie. View. Is there anything? I know View View Is there anything? People say there are Josie

I know the pressure's on Josie Come on Josie You fucking beat me to get up here God damn it Earn your spot I don't know if I'm making this up but View View from the top

I don't know Okay Oh son of a bitch View from the top Starring don't know. Oh, son of a bitch! View from the Top starring Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, that sounds like some bullshit I would make up. No, that's a real movie about flight attendants. All right, so we have Don't Let Them in the Bedroom with a view from the top.

We go back to David. Gun. Top Gun, Okay. Nice. Alright, so Ngaio. That's right, Goose. Ngaio, you need a movie. It's a running theme. Ngaio needs a movie that begins with gun or ends in don't.

Gunshy? Oh, that's probably something. With Drew, right? I think Gunshy's a movie. William Neeson was in it? There you movie. William Neeson was in it? Liam Neeson was in something called Gun Shy? I want you and the gun to get under the bed.

Now they're going to take you. You're going to be taken. You and the gun. Okay, so we're back to Josie. Ends with don't or begins with shy? Shy. I know, right? That's not easy.

I think we're going to run out the clock on that one. We'll go around to David. Can I say the shining? Top gun shining. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Alright, so now we're back to NGAYO.

Ends in don't or begins in shining. Shine-ing. Ends in don't. Ing. Or begins with shine. Yeah. Shining. Can you repeat the question?

Ends in don't, begins in shining. Shining. Big trouble and little shining? All right, David gets the point for this round. The Hansberger. The German. It was good to win a few of these games. All right, we'll start this next one with Josie.

Alzheimer Raptor is the name of the person. Yeah, Alzheimer Raptor suggested Bellflower. So you need a movie that begins with bell, I mean, ends with bell, or begins with flower. Do you have anything, Josie?

Flowers in the Attic? Yeah! Bellflowers in the Attic, Yeah. Nice. Bell Flowers in the Attic, Graham. The Tick. Movie. I'll let you try one more time to say something that makes sense. So what's the title again? Let's start.

Bell Flowers in the Attic. So you need something that ends. Oh, Liberty Bell Flowers in the Attics. You need something. Oh, Liberty Bell. That fucking dumb comedy with Alan Alda. Yeah, called Liberty Bell? I don't think so. It was called Sweet Liberty. Bell.

But that was close. Of justice. I tried to back you up, dude. I had your back. All right, you're out, Graham. Memphis Bell. Boom. Put it in there.

Oh, you motherfucker. Wait, wait, wait. That's B-E-L-L-E, though're out, Graham. Memphis Bell. Boom. Put it in there. Oh, you motherfucker. Wait, wait, wait. That's B-E-L-L-E, though, from the French. Yeah, that's fine. That's okay. All right. It just has to be... It just has to sound right.

Memphis Bell flowers in the attic? Yeah, yeah. We'll go to David. Memphis, Memphis. Letter to Memphis? When you say it with a question mark like that... Letter to Memphis. It tells me that we a question mark like that, it tells me that we've got you in a

corner and you won't be able to defend that answer. I think that's Pixie Song. Does that count? Pixie Song? Is that a movie? Did they go ahead and turn that into a movie? There were some talks. I know they were in talks. I went into a coma briefly.

Ryan Gosling was going to play the lead. Memphis. Anything? No. All right, you're out. So I win by default. No,

Josie is still in it. So am I. What? Memphis Bell. Yeah, he got Memphis, so he's still in it. Really?

Yeah. So, David's the only one that's out. Nice. You just holding me down at this point I'm fucking with you Help yourself Where are we at? Memphis, Bells, Flowers in the Attic? Yeah

Fuck I know Isn't there a movie just called Memphis? I'm walking in Memphis Yeah there's a movie just called Memphis I'm walking in Memphis yeah there's a song walking in Memphis when they make that into a movie let's reconvene and play this

all over again Memphis Bellflowers in the attic attic of my life isn't that the George Harrison you're out Josie is there accept my fate. Anything? Is there a film just called Attica?

That's a TV movie. Was it? It was a theatrical movie about Attica? About the prison. No, Gattaca. Gattaca? Really? Attica's the prison. Gattaca's the Winnet Faltrow and the other cute guy. I think there was a TV miniseries called Attica's the prison Attica's the Winnet Faltrow and the other cute guy

I think there was a TV miniseries called Attica Who with Thurman's in that too? Ethan Hawke Very underrated movie It is, it actually is Alright, so you're out then, I'm sorry Who's up? Josie's out

So that means I win? Yeah, because you're the last one to put that Memphis on there Yeah, I put the Memphis on you Point to Graham Elwood, everybody Boom, boom, pow Really? Black Eyed Peas? No rap We'll start with you now, David

Okay, good You're so 2000 and late I'm 2000 and late. Someone on Twitter named Ninja. Ninja? Is it like the Madea version? Ninja. Ninja.

Ninja. Hello. Ninja Turtle. Ninja Turtle? Ninja. Ninja Turtle, yes. Is that some sort of Jamaican dish? I guess.

It's a Japanese Jamaican fusion, Ninjerk Turtle. It's really good. Ninjerk Turtle suggested mom and dad save the world. So, David, you need a movie that ends in mom or begins with world. Oh, okay. World... World World is not enough Can I go with that? Yeah

World is not enough James Bond Alright Serial mom Oh nicely done John Waters bitches And Kathleen Turner Serial Mom. Oh, nicely done. John Waters, bitches. And Kathleen Turner. Growl, growl.

Serial Mom and Dad Save the World is not enough. Josie. Well, can I do that thing that he just did with Memphis? Isn't there just a J-Lo one called Enough? Yeah. There is. Settle down. Is that cheating?

He didn't really do that. The world is not enough enough? He's just Memphis Belle. It's got to be more than one word. You can't just say a word that's in there already. That was a movie where that guy... Yeah, Enough. She fights back. She had Enough.

Fight back. That's what I say at virtually all J-Lo movies about 20 minutes into it. Yeah, I felt like that movie had... Enough, sweet Jesus. Enough angel eyes. Enough made Manhattan. Enough mom-in-law.

Except for Out of Sight. By the end of that movie, I felt like J-Lo did at the beginning of that movie. It had just beaten me pretty abruptly. I'm going to sneak into your house and rearrange your towels. That is actually... That's the...

What's her name? Julia Roberts, Sleeping with the Enemy. Oh, my bad. They all look alike. They all look alike? All women? All white women. One's all movie stars.

All movie stars look alike to me. One has giant teeth. Isn't that right, Tom Cruise? Yes. Oh, yes. So do you have anything that ends in serial or begins with enough? Is there a movie called Enough is Enough? There should be.

There's a Donna Summer song with Barbra Streisand. Yeah, yeah. Disco duet. Enough is enough. I cannot take no more of this. I'll kill you. I think you're paraphrasing. I really thought I said I'll kill you.

I think you're paraphrasing. It's a duet about two women who want to murder each other. All right, so Josie's out on this one. We go to Graham. So give me the title. Serial Mom and Dad Save the World is Not Enough. I think serial's kind of a stopper. Serial is definitely kind of a stopper.

There's no, like, Frankenberry Serial, the movie. Enough said. Enough said There is a movie that's just called Serial S-E-R-I-A-L With Martin Mullin It took place in Marin County But that's no use to you right now, Graham

The C Enough Enough Enough Uff Uff and awayff. Uffingers. Uff and away. Uff and away.

All right, you're out. Fuck. David, anything? Can I do... Probably not. Out to cereal... Out to cereal? Out to cereal? Out to see...

And then carry that into aerial. Cereal? Yeah. You don't really pronounce cereal like... Cereal. Okay. Cool. Unless you're...

Unless you're a cool guy like me. Are you serious right now, Doug? Are you serious? You know, I was talking to me before. Remember that cereal that had the song, We are the freakies, we are the freakies, the freakies have lots of fun chopping down the freaky tree

we love our cereal they'd say it like that that's of course what I'm referring to you know that that's exactly what I'm referring to alright you're out

and the guy who gets the point I had another guess that was gonna be great damn it I had a dream would you have allowed this would you have allowed something like a title that's like Mr. So-and-so is here, is here,

is cereal, is cereal. Give me an example. The movie, the classic, everyone knows, Good News is here, real, mom. And dad, save the world is not enough. I feel like that wins. Nice try. It was totally worth the effort. But no, that's not going to work.

Serial. Alright, we're going to start now with... Mr. Cruz is going out to serial. We're going to start with Josie on this one. Jill hyphen C. This is your last chance to get into the game, Josie. You can do it. You go, girl.

If you can win this round, then we'll have a four-way tie and we'll play a tiebreaker. If you cannot win this round, whichever one of these gentlemen gets the point will be the winner. Oh my god! Serious pressure. My friend Pat Bear, P-A-T-B-A-E-R,

suggested on Twitter Black Dynamite. Dynamite. Dynamite. So you need, Josie, a movie that ends in black. I told you never to disturb me when I'm doing my cartoon. Shut up, Engayo. Sorry, I love that movie. This guy's riding high on victory over here.

I fucking love that movie. I'm sorry. Our Dynamite. So you could use the last syllable of Dynamite. Dynamitey Wind. Yes. Dynamite-y wind? Yes! Dynamite-y wind! I was thinking Aphrodite, but I'll go wind. I'm with you on wind. We come around to Graham Elwood.

Do you need ends in black or begins with wind? Wind talkers. Or singular. Wind talkers? Respect the code? I or begins with wind. Wind talkers. Or singular. Wind talkers. Respect the code. I think it's plural, wind talkers. David? I'm going to say men in black.

Okay. Racist. What? How? And, Gaio, you need a movie that ends in men or begins in talkers. Sure. A few good men in black. A few good men in black. or begins in talkers. Sure, A Few Good Men in Black. A Few Good Men in Black.

Not to be confused with the porn film A Few Good Black Men, which I wrote and directed. This puts you in a tough spot, Josie, because you have to have a movie that ends in few or begins with talkers. I know, I can't think of any. That's tough. Room with a few.

Okay, I tried to help. That's when you check into a hostel. We've got a room with a few. You've got to share a bathroom with a few guys. Yeah, there's no windows and there's some other dudes in there. And they're going to slice up your Achilles. Hostile joke. Just a little hostile joke.

Good stuff. Very hostile. Thank you. It's really kind of passive aggressive. Yeah. Not overtly hostile. Anything, Josie? Curfew.

Ooh. Not overtly hostile Anything Josie? Curfew Curfew Curfew Who was in Curfew? You know that guy Are you trying to Graham Elwood I already had my life prepared for Curfew It was that Christy Swanson already had my life prepared for Curfew.

It was that Christy Swanson vehicle. I was already prepared for that. I don't know why. It's not my turn, but you've got to make up a name here. Do you guys really think Curfew's a movie? Yes, it is. All right, I'm going to give it to her. Curfew. Back around to Graham.

What is it now? Curfew. Good men in black dynamite-y wind talkers. Dynamite-y wind talkers. I have all their albums. It's like you're in a trance It's a terrible time for a nap Open your eyes and answer me

Lie down, I'm sleeping Fuck Fuck Alright, you're out No No, I'm not out I'm still in I'm not out

I've got a boo-boo God damn it Alright, he's out No, I'm not out. I'm still in. I'm not out. I've got a boo-boo. God damn it. All right, he's out. David? Meet the Falkers. Few. Wait, what's happening?

Can I say? Oh, meet the Falkerfuse. Yeah, Falkers, few. Sliding it through there. Yeah, it was a nice try, but no one agrees with that one. No one is going to let that stand. Damn it. Yeah. What do you got, Engayo?

Love in my heart for my fellow man. I have good intentions. I have some nice weed. Yeah. Sounds like, did Josie just win? Well, hold on a minute now. It's still it's still still has a chance talkers is the last one and cur is the first one yeah curfew curfew curfew men in black dynamite talk wind dynamitey wind talkers is he getting more time

because he's black Josie gets the point we have a four way tie I did that on purpose so we would all feel good about ourselves we're giving him some MLK day black slack I am Day black slack.

Wow. I am against black slack. That's better than a two-for-one at the mattress store. That's crazy. Ask not what black slack can do for you. Let me just say... Alright, we'll start with Josie and we'll go to Graham. Manny Interests. That's his name on Twitter. Manny Interests. Manny Interests. Manny Interests.

Manny Interests. He's a renaissance. He suggested Man with the Golden Arm. Ooh. Yeah. It's an auto-primitive film, right? Frankie Sinatra is Frankie Machine. It's about a fucking heroin addict. It's a auto-primitive film, right? Frankie Sinatra is Frankie Machine. It's about a heroin addict.

It's a great soundtrack. You're just buying your competitors time with all of that. So it's Man with the Golden Arm? Yeah. And we're starting with Graham, though. Oh, god damn. Damn it.

Oh. Yeah. I said that, right? I thought you said start with Josie. You said start with Josie. I did? Yeah. Okay, we'll start with her.

Oh, and then we'll go to Graham. That's right. You're right. You're right. Anchorman with a golden arm. Yeah, good call. All right, so anchorman with a golden arm. Anchor.

You're not next. Oh, I know. I'm just kidding. Okay, sorry. You were so excited. Yeah, oh, no, I'm not next. I'm not next Oh I know I'm just kidding Okay sorry You were so excited Yeah oh no I'm not next I'm not next at all I'll talk my way out of this Fucking no way am I next

Anchorman with the golden arm Oh the anchor I don't know why I talked to you The anchor Was a movie. We all remember it. You can't just add the. You can't just add the. You have to give a little bit more to work with.

Because the these get eliminated. Anchor. Boat anchor. Arm. Arm. Arm. Arm. Man with a golden arm mr. oh i love armistice day arm arm again green straight arm again arm again arm again that's the one arm again is the one

i don't know how it took you three minutes Arm There's a guy named John Wing I was a joke about my name's John Wing It's a Chinese name It means the arm of a bird Okay Anchorman with a golden gun Armageddon David Can I say Major Pain-ker-man?

What? No, not even a trine. Major Pain-ker-man? Pain and anchor. I want to kick you off for the rest of the show for that. It's so good. Armageddon. You're like Mr. Pronunciation Guide.

I am not allowed to guess 40 times like Graham and then stumble onto one finally and everyone cheers. Oh, he finally got there. Good for him. Yeah. Probably think about 30 movies. Most of them not even movies. He's calling you out. What do you got?

Did you think of anything while you were doing that filibuster? No, I accepted my defeat After not getting major pain allowed Okay I'll take one So this is Anchorman with the golden arm again? Mm-hmm No, it's coming.

Need more prunes? Anchor... Say it again. Anchor Man with the Golden Armageddon. Done. Okay, I'm getting close. Done. Anchor Man with the Golden Armageddon.

Isn't there a... One more time. Hold on. Anchorman with the Golden Armageddon. Well, okay. This may be a little obscure, but I'm pretty sure that Samuel L. Bronkowitz produced a film called The Armageddon Crazy.

No? No, no. That The Armageddon Crazy. No? No, no. That's Armageddon. That's what... Fuck it. It won't work. It's from Kentucky Fried Movie. Nobody?

All right. It goes out. I'm a million years older than all of you, huh? Rent Kentucky Fried Movie. It's got fistful of yen in it. Fistful of yen, baby. That's the shit. Nice try.

You're out. All right. Your mama. Your mama. We'll just go straight to that. We'll just go straight to're out. All right, your mama. Your mama. We'll just go straight to that. We'll just go straight to your mom. Josie, got anything? Maybe.

Okay. Okay, so. Anchor or Eden. Get in. Okay. What about Armageddon Golden Pond? Armageddon Golden Pond. I like it.

Oh, shit. Very nice. Holy shit. She's got the hang of it. Armageddon Golden Pond I like it Oh shit Very nice Holy shit She's got the hang of it She's got the hang of it So it's down to me and Josie That's what we're at That's right

Yeah And you gotta do something With Anchorman With a golden Armageddon Golden Pond Den Armageddon

Golden Pond You know over there In Golden Pond Not Major Pinkerman That doesn't make any sense But in Golden Pond. You know, over there, Un-Golden Pond? Not Major Pinkerman. That doesn't make any sense. But Un-Golden Pond, that's great. Hey, you guys remember when I found Armageddon? You guys remember when I found Armageddon?

So much. Graham Elwood. Hi, I'm Graham Elwood. Thank you so much. Sacramento is my favorite city. David. Hey, I had to get my shit covered today. Armageddon Golden Pond.

It's how you pronounce it? Sure. It's if you say, like, oh, no, Armageddon. Armageddon Golden Pot It's how you pronounce it Sure Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon It's a stretch But just the fact she came up with something Sure that was different than

My accent better than Major Pinkerman Pain and Anchorman. Sounds like he's a Japanese fry cook. Pain as in anchor. Pain as in pain. All right, well. Pain-ker-man.

I was just happy she came up with something and now Graham is... Stalling for time. I'm not stalling. Just start spitting them out. That works well for you. Pond, pondering. The pondering soul. Man ponders. Pond. Pondering. The pondering soul.

A man ponders. Pond's cold cream. Pond's cold cream. For all your needs. Starring you know who. Starring John Contraband. Pond's cold cream. Starring John Contraband.

Time's up. Josie's our winner. Josie! Oh my God. She's on fire Coming from behind I know Late rally

And I Not to show off or anything Because I get lots of time To sit here and think about it But there was a movie called Tank Tanker Man Oh fuck

That's right Tanker Man Would you have also gotten In Golden Pond I never would have thought of that Like one Golden Pond In Golden Pond? I never would have thought of that. I was just trying to think of any movie that began with Don. Don the Impaler or something.

Don Quixote. Don of the Dead. Armageddon of the Dead. Don of the Dead. Those are all fun. What a fun, ambiguous game. That is fun. Anything can happen.

And Josie's our winner! And of course, this is the part of the show where you guys get to pick who you're going to play for in the Leonard Mullen game. Let's see your name tags, everybody. Who's got the... Did I see a boombox in the back? Oh, are you attracted to that in Gaia? Represent. Everybody Who's got the Did I see a boom box In the back That's good Oh

Are you attracted to that In Gaio Represent What's your name Gaio Gaio Make sure you don't Miss this one

Justin I saw Rice Krispies They give me gas What's the Oh dude Hide those Rice Krispies If they give him gas What

Josh Mike and Ikes I'm gonna I'm gonna do the guy With the boom box I'm not gonna do him I don't wannabox. I'm not going to do him. I don't want to buy anything sold or bought. I don't want to sell anything bought or sold.

Just go pick the name tag you want. Go get it from them. I'm not going to process anything bought. Nice. I got to do it. I got to go. I got to go. That guy's got a candy bar.

It says Snickers and cheese. Who are you picking? I'm going to pick Dana. Grab her name tag. Bring it up here. Yeah, go get it from her. Is she a fellow roller girl? Is that what's up? Nice pink box. Is that Dana from

Doughbot Donuts? Doughbot Donuts! Doughbot Donuts! Doughbot Donuts! So fucking rad. We love those guys. You guys did such an amazing job. I have a boom box because it's Martin Luther King Day. I'll go the Rice Krispie Treats. Oh, Rice Krispie Treats Oh, Rice Krispie Treats Yeah

That is a huge thing of Rice Krispie Treats I can eat that whole box I'm going to eat the shit out of these That's gnarly Alright, let's go down the line Graham, show me yours here Rice Krispie Treats that say Dave on them Yes

And they feel kind of gross to me. It's like this has been in the trunk of your car for a year, right? Two hours. All right. And then David picked Justin with the Jodie Foster child twister poster. I still don't understand the joke of it. I just like that he painted it. I thought that took some effort. Yeah, it's nice.

It's a very nicely crafted name tag. And then Ngaio has a boombox that's currently playing Peter Gabriel. Electric Smuggaloo, y'all. Electric Smuggaloo. And who's what's named it? Josh. Keep hip-hop alive.

Let me get a beatbox. Does Ngaio get to keep that, Josh? Or does he have to give it back? I don't think it's a souvenir. It looks like it's gutted in the back. It's like a kajillion D batteries. Dude, you've got a boombox and I've essentially got cardboard. Let's get down on it.

Apparently we're going to do some break dancing. Who wants some? I can't. No, thank you. I have donuts from Doughbots here. All right. Oh, my God. There's a whole huge box of donuts?

What the shit? Do these have bacon on them? Should we wait until the show is over? Yes. Oh, no way. I got to have a bacon donut right now. What's in the middle of it? Bacon.

More bacon? Oh, my God. What's in the middle of it? More bacon? Oh, my God. It's my perfect dream donut. 10th and W, Doughbot Donuts. They're open from 5 to noon. They're the only reason I ever get up early. God, that's ridiculous. Now our hands are all sticky.

Fried cake. Now my hands are sticky. Not the first time, Doug. That was really good. Let me give him a proper credit. What's the donut place called? Dobot. Dobot? Like a donut and a robot got together?

Yeah. D-O-U-G-H. You can find them on Twitter. D-O-U-G-H underscore B-O-T. None. Right? No? Did I get it wrong?

What is it? D-O-U-G-H underscore donut. Oh, shit. All right. D-O-U-G-H underscore donut. That's a long Twitter name. I know. That's okay.

You're worth the extra credit. It's all right. Your donut tastes fucking great. I'm going to have one. I just had some Risky Krispy Treat. Risky Krispies? Risky Krispy Treat. They got ground glass in them. They're one. I just had some Risky Krispy Treat. Risky Krispies? Risky Krispy Treat. They got ground glass in them.

They're kind of dodgy, the Risky Krispy Treats. Roll the dice. It's a risk. I'll eat anything that has bacon in it. I'll remember that next time I make haggis. Except for like a man's asshole. You hear that, ladies? Cram a little bacon in there.

Secret. Put some bacon in there, Doug. Go fucking eat your asshole. Contraband 5. John Contraband is back With a chick with bacon in her ass I can't smuggle it He won't lick my butt while I smuggle it He's baking it happen

Contraband 5 Awesome Just hang back and fucking lock him in, dude. Awesome. He's like Steve Kerr, man. You need a clutch three-pointer. It's amazing how he does that shit. I just don't think that's...

Everyone's double teaming him. Michael Jordan just hangs back and is like... Kicks it right out. Boom. Set spike. Oh, that bacon is good. Baking it. If I got the chance, it's baking it.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. We'll start with Josie. Then we'll go to Ngaio. And we know who you're playing for, right?

Is that Chili Chocolate? Dana is who Josie's playing for. Here we go. God damn, those donuts are great. I'm so winded from my donut. Winded from my donut. Holy shit. That donut was some workout.

That donut is like a flight of stairs. No railing. Man, Doug, you're sweating like you're in the shower. Flight of stairs with no railing. That's absolutely what it is. You know what goes good with donuts? Vodka. Vodka.

Yeah, drink it. Don't you guys make a dude donut too? It's got the white Russian style donut The coffee bean on it What? It's a big Lebowski donut? Yeah Oh, motherfucker I'm going to tell you, we're driving back tonight

I'm going to fucking have that one What? No, I talked him into bringing them How do you guys? Because we're white Wow I'm faster and bigger than you What? No, I talked them into bringing them. How do you guys? Because we're white. Wow. Because we're white? Is that what you said?

I'm faster and bigger than you. White power. You never see me fight for donuts, motherfucker. I'll kill you. Be like the Hunger Games all over again. All right, Josie gets to pick first category in the Leonard Martin game. And she gets to pick First category In the Leonard Martin game And She gets to choose Between these Categories

Tarantino's worst Of two Two Oceans 11 That's Quentin Tarantino Wrote down a list On the internet Of the worst movies

Of last year So this Bacon belch Tastes like a girl's ass Doesn't it? Oh. Imagine my disappointment if it was like some spam in there. You said it was bacon. Your asshole lied to me.

It's turkey bacon. You feel d to me. It's turkey bacon. You feel duped. Faking. Too perky. At Lisa Kick, Lisa K-I-A-C-K suggested I'm Inside You. And

that category is movies where characters switch bodies. I'm inside you. And then also, it's John Carpenter's birthday today. Great director, John Carpenter. So the films of John Carpenter. Which one of those would you like, Josie? The worst of 11, according to Tarantino.

I'm inside you. Or John Carpenter. John Carpenter. Nice! Worst of Eleven, According to Tarantino, I'm Inside You, or John Carpenter. John Carpenter. Nice choice. This John Carpenter movie is from 1986. Let's call it 1986. One and a half

stars from Leonard. Didn't care for this one. He says the main character is a blowhard, and then he also says that the movie has a good electronic music score. Which you could pretty much say about any John Carpenter movie. Which makes it

a fun clue. The lead character is a blowhard. Good electronic music score. One and a half stars. Directed by John Carpenter. And there are seven names listed. How many names do you think you can get it in, Josie? Josie Moody?

Let's go with five. Five. Five. Okay. Smart opening bit. And we go to Ngaio. You, of course, can go Les or say name that movie I will go

Use your microphone sir Four Four says Ngaio We go to David David says name it Would you like the clues again One and a half stars from Leonard So he didn't care for it.

I disagree. I think it's better than that. 86, lead characters of Blowhard, good electronic music score. And your four names. This might help you. Don't yell it out if you don't yell it out. The four names are Suzy Pai, Kate Burton, Victor Wong,

and James Hong. Your four names in a 1986 John Carpenter movie. Big Trouble in Little China. That is correct. Boom! Well done, sir. Victor Hong was the giveaway.

That was the giveaway right there. One of my favorite scenes is when they're standing there and the drugs are coming on and they're just looking around at each other. Just Asian names in general, like what other John Carpenter movies full of Asians? The Chining. Oh no, that was Kubrick. Finally, I have to

edit something out of the show. Oh, what, the white power comment? Of all the days for racist commentary in Gaio, You of all people. Okay, so Gaio got the point and David is the one who challenged him. So we will start

with Graham and then move back towards David. You get to pick a category, Graham. Would you like the number one movie four years ago to this very day number one movie in the country four years ago or speaking of four a movie that has four letters in the title like spun or salt or mash or ifc the tv network uh independent film channel they picked

the most underrated comedies of all time. So one of those. An underrated comedy, a movie with four letters in the title, or the number one movie four years ago. I'll go with the IFC underrated comedies. Underrated comedies. Here we go. This underrated comedy is from 2009.

Leonard Maltin gives it two stars. He calls it good-natured. And he also says, you can get most of this film's amusement value out of the trailer. Ouch. Two stars. So I would think IFC thinks that Leonard Maltin

is underrated, this movie, and I would agree. And there are 17 names listed. This movie from 2009 that's an underrated comedy. How many names, Graham? I will go 14. David? Seven. Ngayo?

Five. Five. Josie? Name it. Oh, shit. We're in a position where Ngayo could take the whole thing down right now if in five names he can figure out what this movie is. And I give him...

2009? I give him about a 50-50 chance. I have a feeling. Not of getting this right, of having cancer. Oh, that's... Dang it. I feel like that's a clue. Not of getting this right, of having cancer. Oh, that's a... Dang it. I feel like that's a clue. I couldn't be the flu.

I couldn't be pneumonia. Totally a clue. No, that's not a clue. Couldn't be strep throat. It's not a clue at all. I just made a little joke. You lost the names? Good Natured.

All the amusement values in the trailer. I disagree. So does IFC. 2009. Underrated comedy. 2009. And your five names are Roger Yuan, Miguel Nunez,

Brian McKnight, John Sally, and Arsenio Hall. Not the movie I thought it was. Hot tub time machine. Not the movie I thought it was Hot Tub Time Machine You think Arsenio Hall Was in Hot Tub Time Machine I don't fucking know

Doug's Ass That's the name of the movie Doug's Bickety Ass What movie was it It's a little movie called Black Dynamite. Oh! How did you do that?

Wow! Martin, I'm sorry. Martin, I'm so sorry. Martin, I'm sorry. Josie gets a point. I do love that movie, but I don't remember Arsenio Hall in it. After all that man fought for to get this day and you fucked it up with that? Was Arsenio Hall in it? I can't help you here.

Arsenio Hall was in Black Panther? Well, fuck me. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to give other people a chance. Bokeem Woodbine, Nicole Sullivan, Oba Babatunde. Well, if you had said Oba Babatunde. Of course. That would have given it away. Oba Babatunde. Tommy course. That would have given it away. Oba Babatunde.

Tommy Davidson. Anyway. Roscoe. Two stars from Leonard. I thought it was a really good movie from start to finish. Three and a half, four stars at least. Yeah, I enjoyed it. It's a perfect period piece.

Well, it is one of the most underrated comedies. It is. All right, so Josie made him do it. He got it wrong, so she got a point. So Indayo and Josie each have points. That's correct. And you're dead fucking last. He got it wrong. So she got a point. So a guy and Josie each have points. That's correct. And you're dead fucking last. Oh, ouch.

Anything can happen. So we'll start with Graham and then go to Josie from Graham. So get ready, Josie. Graham, would you like Voxen, V-O-X-Y-N-N, suggested movies? Doug's mom loves movies. These are movies that I have seen with my mother. Because we go to the movies every Christmas together. And some other times.

As well. I know, we're not Jewish, but we still ditch church and go to the movies. Do you get the Chinese food, too? Do you do the full-on? Oh, yeah, sure. At Twin Cinema suggested Weyand's World. That's movies that have some Weyand's in it from the wayans acting

dynasty the wayans and means committee yeah and weezer on the soundtrack this will probably be one of the last times i think this is the last time we could potentially play a weezer category so it's uh movies where weezer has a song on the soundtrack. Which one of those would you like, Graham? Watch it with my mom, Wayans Brothers, or Weezer? I'll go watch it with your mom. Okay. That sounds like an incel. I'll go watch it with your mom, bitch.

1997, Christmas Day, is when I went and saw this movie with my mom three and a half stars from Leonard he calls the movie sweeping and he says that the movie has some banal banal total banal total banal dialogue

yeah it has some banal dialogue Banal that's bacon and anal Yeah That's how I like it Doug likes it banal I want to fuck your bacon hole Alright There's some lucky ladies in the audience tonight

Sweeping I said already And that other thing That other thing I said already And that other thing That other thing I said Banal It's banal Banal Three and a half stars

And there are Thirteen names listed Let me double check Fourteen Fourteen names Crab Elwood Zero Oh

Son of a bitch I'm trailing I gotta go fucking aggressive Go hard dog Go hard or go home Yeah So then we go over there To Josie

And I was like 13 at the time I'm trying to think back Can you beat Zero? Isn't it just an automatic? She can go No She can go negative names if she wants.

If she thinks she can name the lead performer in this movie, she can go negative one. If she thinks she can name them in order of the top two performers, she can go negative two. Man, you guys are meta. Yeah. This shit gets deep. And banal.

Yeah. Will you read the clue one more time? How did Noah make the joke of banal not being something to you read the clue one more time? How did Noah make the joke of banal not being something to do with bacon in Doug's hobby? We did. We did.

We did cover that. Were you here? What drugs are you on? Hi. Where were you? I don't drink or smoke at four in the afternoon and yet I'm spacing out.

Sorry, I was really getting into these clues. You're on slightly better drugs than me. It's sweeping, this movie. And it also has some banal dialogue. In 1997. Graham says zero, so you might just have to let him do his thing.

If you don't think you can go negative. Because you have to kind of know what it is to go negative names, I think. Yeah. Name it? She says name it, Graham. Ah, fuck. I go Saving Private Ryan.

If I were to guess that, that's what I would say. No, come on. I didn't set up the drama properly because Josie already has one point and so if Graham should happen to screw this up, then she will have two points. I'm going to go ahead and write that second point down right now. Because the movie's called Titanic!

Tie fucking Titanic, dude. It's totally sweeping. And banal dialogue. I didn't think the dialogue in Saving Private Ryan was banal. Neither did I. You did it, Josie. You came up here against these titans. Twice in a row.

Against these monsters. And you took them down. That's very exciting. And let's give the prizes to your roller derby friends. The donut people get the prizes. Yeah. Absolutely. As it should be.

The donut people. Where's Josh? Where's Josh at? Sorry, Dave. Where'd you go, Josh? Where'd you get Josh from here? Over there. Josh is over there in the corner.

Come up here, Josh. We're going to have you pick out somebody you'd like me to call a shithead here at the end of the show. Let me give you a writing implement of some kind here. That's the gray one. That's no good. I carry a gray because sometimes people want me to sign something that's black.

I beg your pardon. I'll sign you. Just write on one of those lines there who you'd like me to call a shithead. Who's playing for you? Dave? Graham was playing for you. Dave, do you want your Rice Krispie Treats back? We can keep those? Alright. Disgusting. Oh, that's awesome.

I'm going to eat that whole thing and then have a vomit. Go ahead and write a shithead down there. And then where's Justin at? There's Justin. Oh, and he wrote it on the back. Thank you very much. That's how it's done sometimes. Way to be prepared, Justin. Some people, yeah, they write it right on the back. Thank you very much. That's how it's done sometimes. Way to be prepared. Some people, yeah, they write it right on the back and it works out pretty good.

Right on, dude. Thank you very much. Congratulations one more time to Josie, everybody. Josie Mooney. Call 45. She went all the way from audience member on Saturday. Did you come to the show yesterday, too? No. No, you skipped that and came to this one.

She had to get her shift covered. Yeah, she had to make some moves to make this happen today, and I'm glad that you made it, and you won the whole thing. Congratulations. Josie Moody, everybody. Real quick, plugs. You got anything you want to plug in, Gaio?

What's coming up? You can see me February 17th for my birthday party at the Comedy Spot on Jan 20th downtown. And look for some crazy-ass shit on 420, of course. And follow me on Twitter, N-G-A-I-O 420. N-G-A-I-O 420. There are 419 other Oongaios.

Every time you're on my podcast, I always have to answer a lot of people go, what was that guy's Twitter name? How do you spell the bingo? How do you spell the boom boom? Mandingo. The blum, blum, bing, bing, bong, bong. I write back, he's not Asian.

Banal. Bing bong, bing bong. David, what do you got? Professor Blastoff. Oh, that's his podcast, yes. With Tig Notaro and Kyle Dunnigan. Yep. Yeah.

And davidhuntsberger.com. We've got some comics and what have you on there if you like visual type things. And that's, oh, and at Huntsberger Junk on Twitter if you're into that sort of thing. Huntsberger Junk. not tweets from my genitals just uh just junk you know internet stuff he meant stuff but he said junk and now it seems like it's a twitter feed about his voice trying to touch my junk exactly don't sing any more of that i'll have to pay money for it okay

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Thank you so much Graham will be hanging out In the lobby If you want to get Palm Strike t-shirts From him And you can get Five dollar CDs

From Mangayo And David Huntsberger's CD Is going for $47.50 And you guys Working it out with the donuts? Clear the stage for my big closer. I don't have a big closer. I just have three shithead names.

And I do want to mention that Doug Loves Movies is going to be taped coming soon in San Francisco, Vancouver, and more. I'm going to try to bring it everywhere, but I'm glad I brought it to Sacramento because you guys are great go to douglovesmovies.com

for the list of where I'm going to be and as always Jess Flower is a shithead whoever that is the New York Giants is a shithead. Whoever that is. The New York Giants is a shithead. And possibly one of my favorites ever, white power is a shithead.

Now it's time for Doug to watch a thugger talk. He hides above the view and prowls his big tip-toe There's no room in his heart for you Because Doug loves movies