Doug Loves Movies - Mal Hall, Brendan Sagalow and Dan Soder guest

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

Live from Wiseguys in Salt Lake City, Doug welcomes Mal Hall, Brendan Sagalow and Dan Soder to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dark Hates, candy rappers screaming ladies, 50 seats with 50 eyes and five more kernels in his teeth They're still not gone, and he won't see the film of movies Applause I forgot to say, I'll raise my hands when I want you to applaud like that. You just did it like you were cheering on a small child riding a roller coaster for the first time. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you, yes, coming to you once again from Wise Guys at the Gateway in Salt Lake City, Utah! Just call me Gateway Doug. It's Saturday, it's Saturday October 19th, 2024 and it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show, Doug Plugs! Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs! I said everybody's favorite part of the show, but it turns out it's a small percentage of people really enjoy that part of the show.

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That's DouglasMovies.com. Yeah! Come on! Wallwick! I know the last two. That's Thug Loves Boogies dot com! Yeah! Ka-ka! Wall-way! I know, for the last two. Ten days. Good job, everybody. I mean, it's, you know, how big does it have to be to qualify as a cult?

I mean, it's still, to me, there's still enough members that it feels very culty when that happens. But it fills my heart with joy and it makes it worth all of my while to do what I do when I travel to come to places like this where I love to do the show is I try to bring a really fun prize bag of stuff that won't be a hassle for me with TSA. That's what I bring. So this prize bag today, someone here in this room, we've already narrowed down to about four people. One of those four people is going to walk away with this quote unquote prize bag.

It is the trick or treat bag that they gave me when I went to Oogie Boogie night at Disneyland in California. On August 27th, I went to a Halloween themed event. Yeah, these fucking bloodsuckers at Disney. Holy shit. Hey, how's it going? He fucking slid into that seat.

I thought shit was going down. I thought, why is this guy, like with this, what you're wearing and the way you slid in there, I thought, this isn't even my place, but I think we're getting robbed. I didn't know what was happening, but thank you for... Three people are getting what's in that bag. Three people are getting what's in that bag.

Three people are getting what's in that bag? Why is that? Because you're getting one of them? Oh my God. He slipped in really close right there and I talked to him and now he's a guy that's just going to sit there and talk to me. What am I supposed to do? I can't even look over in that direction now. I'm glad he wasn't sitting there during the shout back parts. My name is Doug and I love Louise. Just hip. See, that's what I'm talking about.

He wouldn't have known it that but he would have said something anyway. Are you familiar with this delicious treat? Yeah in the prize bag I picked up some Donettis which has been a running gag here at Wise Guys because that's how one of my guests thought the name of these hostess donettes was, she thought they were called Donetties. And so just in honor of that, I brought some last night at the gas station. Most of the prizes in this bag are stuff that I got. They were trying to promote apartment 7A on Paramount Plus. And so they gave me a whole bunch of stuff.

So here's a cookie that says 7A. Like it's a sign on the door of an apartment, but it's a cookie. And then we also have a fake keychain from the building, the Bramford in that movie. It gets even better, you guys. Socks that say the Bramford, which is the building in apartment 7A.

And before that, it's a prequel of sorts to Rosemary's Baby. So all that stuff says Bramford on it because that's the name of the building in both movies. And then, ooh, what is this? Oh, we got two pins, a Douglas Movies pin and a Doug Benson pin, and then a keychain for a movie called Blood Relatives. The blood if you saw Blood Relatives. I have some swag from that movie because I'm the first victim. It's a vampire movie and I'm the first person

who dies in the movie, which is, you know, it's an honor to be that. There's me, there's Drew Barrymore. which is, you know, it's an honor to be that. There's me, there's Drew Barrymore. And speaking of Drew Barrymore, a frequent guest of the show in Los Angeles gifted me with a game that I'll just put on the shelf and never play. So I'm gonna pass it on.

I'm gonna pay it forward to somebody else. It's Scream the Game. Yeah. I didn't even look to see what really is supposed to happen in screaming the game, but I hope it's just like go to the kitchen and get some scissors. Put on this mask. Attack your family. Okay, so that's everything that's in the prize bag. Let's hear it for that

So exciting if somebody's gonna get that But I forgot to bring my beverage out on to the stage with me so dear wise guys of Salt Lake City the Gateway Edition Salt Lake City, the gateway edition. Can I please have another of those excellent, they make a very good old-fashioned here at the club. All right, do I get our guests out here? We got a hot lineup today.

Please give it up everybody for Mal Hall, Brendan Sagalow and Dan Soder. Come on out fellas. Oh goodness, there's my actual drink. Oh, should I cancel the other one or just go? Double fist, double fist. Dude, we're getting blackout at 4 PM. You guys know that Doug Benson just chugs old fashioned? He started at 9 today, you guys.

I was a problem by sundown. The only thing slowing me down are the straws. I would really, they would be done in no time if I wasn't messing with straws. Hey boss, you can't talk to me. Could you tell him to stop talking to me? Like move him to somewhere else please, because I can't, now I can't even get used to the idea

of whether he's gonna, it's like suspenseful, you know what I mean? I just keep waiting for him to pounce. If you gave him a headset though. He would look like the director Yeah, if you had like one of those Madonna mics He moved to like over more behind I'll sit right in direct shot I'll sit right in direct shot. Can you guys move back there somewhere?

I appreciate it. Thank you. No, not right there. Because you like to talk. And I don't want to hear it. You can't be in too close of proximity. So move to the back and also don't talk. From the moment he first slid into that seat. I was like what is gonna happen? All right, so but yeah, but I wanted to be comfortable and happy I don't yeah, I don't be like people get terrible seats. I've never seen someone get moved to a different chair

Here's a warning Do you like standing up? We're gonna feng shui the room. Can we get a couch behind us? It's like when they're figuring out like a choir, they're like, alright, we're gonna put you in the back, let's move you over here. It did come out of nowhere. I said every time he spoke, I told him to stop speaking. That's true. Because he didn't mean it the first three times. No, but that last one came in so hot.

It was like, I guess I've got a fourth guest today. But as someone that talks back to movies, I get it. As someone that's in his hotel room, I'm like, why are you doing that? Yeah, I can't. Over the years, I've had to just get used to the idea that sometimes somebody's going to say something because they just are excited and they're used to just listening and saying it. I think you handled it great.

Yeah. It was like watching a seasoned stripper still get the money and not get the guy beat up by security. Honestly, I think that's a better scene anyway. Yeah. He's just trying to bring me my cocktail and I'm like, can you seriously do something about this guy?

When you said that, dude, he goes, can you tell him to move? And he goes, can you move? Could you pivot and take care of business? Could you tell me some swivel shit for us right here in front of everybody? So thank you for that. But let's meet my true guest individually, alphabetically, by first name, if I can pull it off. I think I could do it.

He's performing here this weekend. And wise guys, give it up, everybody, for Brendan Sagalow! I looked at you. I went, ah, Dan's first. Don't do that. Hi. How do you like, uh, Salt Lake City?

It's fine. It's, it's... It's okay. I like it. But every meal has given me diarrhea. And when we walk around, because the air is so like, we're so high up, I'm breathing really hard. And as a fat guy, I want to turn to Dan and be like, it's not because I'm fat. He really does have the friend from Malcolm in the Middle kind of cadence.

Where he's like, do you want to get burritos? where he's like, do you want to get burritos? I was like, this Starbucks is pretty... No, there's always... ...fart. There's always that moment with like a fat guy friend that you have when they're like, when they're just sitting down and you hear them like... You go, ah dude, you gotta suck it you gotta fucking work on this I can't sit in a movie next to like a

breather yeah you know you could just hear it do you make them change seats sir your body weight is clearly pushing down your esophagus. If they're over there making any noises at all during the movie, they're not my movie buddy. And it only takes one time for me to be like, not a movie buddy. Or maybe if you're in a big enough group, you can be seated farther away from them. But two people, if I go with one other person I want to almost act

like I'm, you know, neither, we're both there alone. Yeah. Yeah. Just quiet, just have the experience. Yeah, it's like going to the mall with your mom when you're a teenager. You're like, we don't know each other, but I'm going to need you. Walk ahead of me. Do you think you're gonna get pussy? I'm like eight years old. Twelve, you're like, I think this is gonna be the day I figure a girl. That really is why you're embarrassed as a kid.

Mom, stop! It's the way I'm getting pussy! My mom always ruins my chance of middle school pussy. Also joining us today is the man who just said that thing, it's Dan Soder everybody. Isolated, that clip could do a lot of damage to my career. How's it going Dan? Good dude, good to see you again. Nice to have you here. It's been three years since you were last on the show.

And when the person wins the games on the show, because there's generally two or three games, and the person who prevails overall, I ask to come back to the show immediately, like the next episode, if possible. And now here we are. You won the last time you were on. I finally made it happen three years later. It's because I wouldn't go fight in Vietnam, so he stripped me of my title.

Yeah, as a promoter I need you to do what I want you to do. You did it, kid, you're a winner. Now, here's how the split goes. Everybody on the street was like, what happened to your man? Everything you made, I did. I thought he was your boy. Doug loves movies, but Doug loves money even more. Who's going to live in Doug's cast? Specifically, Doug gloves your money.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I've been ducking the competition, I'm scaled. I don't think that's what it is. I think it's just been scheduling and also you don't enjoy the format of sitting at home and podcasting. No, I had to, The phoning it in.

Yeah, I was forced to do my old Sirius XM show with the Bonfire from Zoom for like three years and I was like, this fucking sucks. Yeah. It was like a talking condom. Oh. Oh. It just didn't feel,

it just didn't feel, you didn't feel anything. And then you get in person and you're like, oh this is intimate. Also you'll do like a joke and someone will talk at the same time and it always ends with what? No, you go. No.

What? Yeah, I love double touching a riff. Well that's gonna happen here today as well. But it's true that it's different over, especially I do it over Zoom, just the audio. So of course there's going to be, you know, people don't know exactly when to jump in. But up here as well, it's just sort of like when you have something funny to say, there's no reason to hold back. Because we're here for that as much as we are for the competition. And that brings me to our third guest today.

Who texted me this morning listening to your podcast and I don't know why I'm doing this. No, you didn't word it like that, but you were concerned about the movie trivia aspect of it. A bit of anxiety about doing this podcast. I was telling them I don't remember actors' names, directors' names, and they remember actors' names, directors' names, and their family members' names.

What they did in elementary school. What about movie titles? I could do movie titles. You watch movies, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you just don't sit there and memorize the credits. Yeah. You just so, at least with the name of the movie,

that would probably be something that would be in your ballpark. Because I think most of the games today will involve movie titles. Cool. And then another one's multiple choice. So I think you've got it in the bag. Hell yeah. I'm going to put you, you're going to come second or third today. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Second or last. That's my prediction. bag you're you're I'm gonna put you you're gonna come second or third today oh yeah hell yeah

that's my prediction it's a bold prediction let's not set the bar too high and I can achieve it but the point is to have fun you're having fun over at the Ogden Utah wise guys location you were there last night and then again tonight yes last night was awesome hopefully tonight is also awesome what's so awesome about it there was just the people were laughing so I didn't bomb I'm telling you that's all it is comedians are just such pushovers they're like that audience

is great they laughed yeah. I wanted laughter. They gave me laughter. It was a perfect exchange. It was perfect. Yeah. Well, thank you for being here, Mal. And like I said, I think you're going to do fine. But before we even play the games today,

I would like everybody, it's Halloween season. So I ask everybody on the show to recommend one scary movie and we'll go in the same order you were introduced so Brendan can you recommend something maybe you've seen recently like that's new or maybe something obscure or maybe something that's not traditionally thought of as a horror movie but you find it scary you know like eat pray love I haven't seen this movie but I'm gonna recommend but okay what good but you really think it is this is how scary this movie is I No. It's supposed to be a movie you've seen. But OK, good. But you really think it's a...

This is how scary this movie is. I watch it in increments on TikTok. Oh, OK. I watch a little bit of it. Well, you just do like snack sizes of it? I watch like... Costco samples? Yeah.

I watch like Lesbians spoil it for me. They go, and then this guy did this. And that's how I can take this in. That's how scary I think this movie is. But the Terrifier. That's a whole franchise. A whole franchise. The third one's number one at the nation's box office right now.

It's already made more money than the first two put together. And I will not be seeing any of the Terrifiers. Because first of all, clown makeup, all right, I'm not like scared of clowns, but scary clowns are fucking scary. And, you know what I mean? I'm not scared of regular clowns,

I just think they're weird, you know? Like, scary clowns are fucking scary. When they make them real scary, it's fucking scary. I think most serial killers would do it in clown makeup if it wouldn't just give them away. Also, they'd be like, oh, you're trying to hack. Gacy did that. Did he really murder in the clown makeup

or did he just paint clowns? I don't know. I think he just painted clowns. I think he just loved to paint clowns. Also, if you're stepping around, it's like, honky, honky, honky. You can't really sneak around okay so I mean I know I like that I said recommend a scary movie and you're like terrifying because by all accounts it's it's quite scary it's like I've heard it's just non-stop like

you know or violence he's machete chainsaws just like he just runs around killing everybody and laughing about it and then the new one terrifier 3 is 2 hours and 18 minutes long that's yeah no that's like the Lord of the Rings for horror films close to being done? They're going to do a fourth one and then that's allegedly going to be the end of the series, but if it's still making money, I don't know how you can just... Now we got that IP, baby. They're going to do Terrifier in space. They're going to have a whole franchise.

It'll become the Fast and Furious of terror movies. Yeah. Yeah. And the original terrifying guy, he might be like, I've had enough of this. But there's plenty of people. He's so mild-mannered, normal-looking dude. They just put that clown makeup on him. And it's fucking scary.

Scary, dude. Yeah. All right. I mean, if all three of you want to recommend a movie that was too scary for you to watch that you can see little snippets of it on TikTok. I'm trying to think of one movie I've seen snippets of. I would love that.

When you have friends, it's like scary movies are like wine. Where like if you have friends that are really into it, it's so above your head. That you're like, I'm not in the scary movies and Big J is and he'll be like, oh I watched this Serbian scary movie and I'm like, that sounds horrible. I don't even know what it's about but just describing it like that, where he's like, this one's from Bosnia, you're like, yeah they've seen real scary shit, so for, they're not like, what if? They're like, our lives are horrible.

And they are doing horrible things. It's just CCTV footage. It's just a vlog. But. I'm not like that about them. I don't want to see the most grotesque and weird horror movies I just like a good scary movie yeah yeah well a classic that I thought of recently that I have seen because sagalow and I were making a

reference about it but uh the Exorcist the original Exorcist I know they came out with the new one you know where they tried to like they did that thing over and with it ever since yeah but a franchise franchise is yeah they have the IP the franchises do this thing where they go the lacks the last six didn't count yeah this follows the original and you don't do that yeah don't put the original exercise we were joking around about pissing on a carpet because I showed him a picture of my grandma's my grandma's townhouse cleaned out and I go look at all that look at all those piss stains

your grandma his grandma was like crazy that is that my nan is just like extreme so we're saying it'sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Oh, sorry Satan, I haven't pissed in a while. Part of hell is you gotta hold your piss. I drove here from Buffalo. Oh, fuck. Sorry, I had to drain the main vein. Ah. So what was your recommendation? The Exorcist. The Exorcist.

The Exorcist. Good luck watching it and not thinking of that. In that scene of Satan going like, oh fuck! Sorry, I'm pissed with that little girl. The Satan goes, I love pig. Oh. I can't watch the exorcist without thinking about how, you know, Justice Thomas saw that movie and then said to, what's her name, you know, Anita. Yeah, my coke has a pubic hair in it. Because that's in the party scene in the beginning of the exorcist. Is somebody says that? Someone says there's a pubic hair in my coke? Yeah. So that's what he was doing

is he was quoting that movie. Wait, for real? Yeah. Wait, are you, there's a pubic hair in my coat Yeah, so that's what he was doing is he was quoting that movie for real. Yeah, wait. Are you that's a real thing That's real people Clarence Thomas is one of those guys at work that just misses with a quote Michael scouting the shit out of it. Are you serious? Yeah, also that a fucking whole thing. Yeah, nobody ever would just go It's just a line from the exorcist. shit really yeah I mean at the time I think it came up but it wasn't you know the story was just more like the larger consequences or whatever well he was being under investigation for sexual harassment yeah and a pub in my coke can sounds sexual if you don't know it's where it's from well it's still an insane thing for the character

to say in the movie in a social setting. Here's my question. Did he give context? I bet he did. Did you see the answers to this? No, I bet he was such a nerd that he just had a Coke in his hand, blurted that out, and then went somewhere and wet himself.

That's so funny to know he bombed with it. Yeah. Excuse me? Anyway, there's a, there's a people came here. I've never seen that. Good one dude. Hello. I'll be in my chambers.

Hello HR. Be in my chamber. That's so fucking crazy. Yeah, it's wild. HR Fucking crazy. Yeah, it's wild But yeah, if you need any more things like that cleared up. I'm here for you Talk about pop-up video Now you've had all this time to think it over. What would you like to recommend?

This is one that I've seen that is truly terrifying. Okay. Misery. Oh, yeah. When she brings out the hammer is like... Kathy Bates is possibly her best role. Yeah. Terrifying.

Yeah, yeah. What did they call it? What did she call it when she... Oh, hobbling. Hobbling. That's what I think Clarence a clearance Thomas said I'm gonna hobble Any of these references Any nails like no

What's wrong with you? Movie you know the HBO or the Showtime is like 89. Yeah, not a call cable anything That's why every time you you quote something you have to go, what movie is that from? You have to do that. He said, Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker. He called my pussy Zuzu's pedals. Do you have anything else you want to say about Mr. H? Well, there they are.

They're Suzu's petals. She doesn't know it's a wonderful life. She's like, are you calling my pussy Suzu? No matter how many times I watch Misery, I always feel bad when the old guy Richard Farnsworth, when he just comes in at the wrong time and gets killed. Every time I want that to not happen. Who do you feel worse for him in misery or the neighbor in Pet Sematary that gets his Achilles? Oh goodness the neighbor for sure. But that because I think misery it's that it's on the same

level they're just in the way of that shit. Yeah yeah but yeah that's everybody's got their own individual you know ick factor and for me it's cutting. I don't like the cutting part of it. The hobbling scene you know I thought that was you know almost laughable. Almost you know what I mean. Thank God you haven't been misery. It's like any of those videos where the person, where it looks really bad, you know, wipe out on a skateboard or something and then they were fine, you know, or so you're told. Those kind of things like you can kind of laugh at them but they're still like, yeah, but so close to being just terrible.

I think I probably saw it too young because every time I see Oh, yeah, like a sledgehammer. I think of that first Thank us I'm doing road work The rest of my life every time I speak bro, I got a bust up this sidewalk Bro, I got a bust up the sidewalk I thought you're gonna say for the rest of my life. I just you know anytime I saw a big expressive personality I worried about my fans too much All right, so those are fantastic

recommendations for this Halloween season we We got the misery, we've got exorcist, and we've got any of the terrifiers. Any terrifier will do. Specifically, terrifier TikToks. What's happening in the TikToks that you're able to watch it? Well, they'll show like a scene without actually showing it and then they'll pause it and someone will come up in front of it and be like, in this scene he puts a fucking tube in her mouth and then he puts rats in the tube

and then he lights the end of the other tube on fire and the rats go through the... Is that one real? That was real, that happened in Terrifier 3. I didn't know if you were making one up, you know. Yeah, that's just the Levee Winks episode of South Park. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Spoiler alert. of South Park. Yeah. Spoiler alert. You must terrify her. You must go through the gay man's intestines to find the sparrow king. Terrifier, terrifier. You're a clown of terror. I can give you what I've seen and also is terrifying Wow, so it goes right into the heart of the violence and you'll watch that for like 60 seconds No, it's right before the violence. Oh, I see. So you don't see it, but it tells you what happened. Yeah, it's real bitch made shit

Maybe they're maybe what happened. It is like baby baby-burning a movie. Like they chew it. It's all mush. Here's the mush. Sometimes hearing about things is worse though because of how it's done. Because if it's done in a cartoony manner, sometimes seeing it's not so bad. It just depends on how realistic it is and also any empathy you might have for who's being murdered. Because that's the thing about Terrifier is I do feel bad that it's just people walking down the street or hanging out. Well, people are throwing up and passing out,

walking out of the theater in it. Oh my god. Yeah. It's a real experience. Do they have to wear ponchos? They wear a Dallas-themed flashstone? Yeah. What if that was just one person. Yeah. It's a real experience. Do they have to wear like ponchos? Like when the balance is flat? Yeah. What if that was just one person? Yeah.

One person threw up, passed out, oh I've had left before. I just had a tummy ache. People are running with my tummy ache. Because it's really like out there that people are saying, oh yeah, somebody passed out at my screening. And I'm like, passed out?

Is that the right word for it? Like what? Fell asleep? Like. Everyone's passing out because it's so scary. Oh, look at this. Look at that man, he's so scared. He's like.

He's going. He's going. This is so scary. It's boring. What if I told you something was so evil that it made you fall asleep yeah the movie theater chairs have gotten so comfortable that I can like I can fall asleep here the new AMC swaddle swaddling you as an adult and you're like, I think I'm a motherfucker. Seats lean like all the way horizontally. It's fucking wild.

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What's your name? He's all riled up. We're in a hurry, no more riffs. Okay, here's a riff first. Here we go. Okay, so this first game we're going to play is something that I call Purple Rain Man. I'm going to, this is a mashup movie title game. I'm going to list off the third build In one movie and then another movie that's in the mashup movie title the third build actors Then I'm going to do the second build actors then the first build actors in order of the you know The titles in the mashup first person to yell out the correct full title movie mashup title wins the game

make sense we're screwed we're screwed I think this will go pretty good buckle up yeah all right here we go. Third build in the first movie is Harvey Keitel, and in the second one is Jake Weber. I'm going to go ahead and move on to the second build, because that would be amazing if anybody knew it from that much. Second build with Harvey Keitel is Quentin Tarantino and with Jake Webber is Bing Reims. And then, and see that even moving him to back there, that's what happens.

That's not the correct answer Seriously, he's like Don't do that again. That was so funny that that guy did it at the first Comedic timing that is unbelievable First opportunity to shout out because I can't go to the side. I won't do anything Which by the way no because you can tell cuzims is a different, it's the second built movie. Yeah, yeah, I mean he yelled out one title when we were looking for a movie. Yes, Harvey Keitel and Vig Reims were in Pulp Fiction. That actually helped me. First built, George Clooney and Sarah Pauley.

So the first movie is Kytel, Tarantino and Clooney. The second one is Weber, Reims and Pauley. From, wait, what's the second one? What's the second one? Jake Weber, Ving Reims, Sarah Pauley. Holy shit, I don't know the- Just start saying it. Well, Dust Till Dawn is the first movie.

From, yeah. From Dust Till Dawn. And the second movie- Keep going, keep going. Second movie begins with Dawn. From Dust Till Dawn of the Dead? Yes, that is correct! Nice! Nice! Yeah!

That was damn good. He did it! All right. Yes. That was for you. He did it. All right. How's for you, bitch ass? All right, so since I took, we did too much talking in the earlier part of the show. We're running up against it, so I have to make a decision about what to do next.

And I'm going to do that during the break. We'll be right back. I did forget to recap who all of you are playing for. And so for the listeners know that Brad is playing for a gentleman he refers to as Blink 182 for not really much of a good reason. And then Dan is playing for a lady with a sticker on her chest that says, bitch ass, no more explanation needed. And Mal is playing for Velvet is her name.

And but the poster is V for Vendetta, and she changed Vendetta to Velvet and put her where she is today in contention to have to carry this bag around with a bunch of dumb stuff in it. Alright, the game we're going to play to determine our winner today is something that I call the little search engine that could. Here's what happened to this game. I typed a word into the search engine on IMDB, the International Movie Database. I typed a word in there today, a word themed to the month of October and to the idea of scary movies. And once I tell you that word, the three of you are going to take turns naming movies with that word in the title.

And if the title you say is number one on the list, that's worth ten points. If it's number ten on the list, that's worth 10 points. If it's number 10 on the list, it's worth one point. And then all the corresponding points in between, after three rounds, we add up the points and somebody will be the winner. We'll start with who ended up winning that first game? Oh, Dan won that first game, so. The BOA constructor. Who ended up winning that first game? Oh Dan won that first game, so the boa constrictor

So go Dan and then Brendan and then now and like I said you'll each get You know three times to name a movie Your first Dan. The word is dead. Movies with the word dead in the title please do not yell out dead fiction. Shaun of the Dead. Shaun of the Dead is number three on the list Dan Soder out of the gate with eight points. Good job Dan. That's the least inappropriate screaming you've done and I appreciate it. He's figuring out the loopholes of heckling. If it's affirmative. If it sounds positive. If it sounds positive. Okay. Brendan, your first thought, a movie that has the word dead in the title.

I'm going to say Dawn of the Dead. That's a very smart choice, and people are already applauding it. They're so confident in you, but this is the tricky part. There's a little special extra thing you don't have to do. Ah, God. in you but this is the tricky part there's a little special extra thing you have to do ah don't have a dead from 2004 or 1978 night fuck my ass damn dude I my head says the 1978 one but I'm gonna go 2004 good call the one from 2004 is on the list suck it for a contender it is number seven you're on the board

Brendan with four points now have you thought of a movie that has the word dead in the title I was gonna do dawn of the dead right what did you do I said Sean of the dead that was a good one is there a movie called dead man walking there is that is your answer yeah swing in a Yeah. Swing and a miss. I was honestly, I was gonna say that. That you said that, I was like, woo! It's like we're playing blackjack right now. Before we go into the second round, let me just remind everybody that it's, today is when this, you know. So yeah, so you gotta see what movies got it. This is when the research took place. This is what people are looking up on the IMDB

coordinate algorithm. These are the most popular things on there as of today. So it could be something old or new, but it's just something to keep in mind. All right, so Dan, what's your next guess? I was going to say, Demi, I walk into what's crazy. Everybody keeps taking each other's answers. I know, this is not fair.

Fucking thieves. Um, dead, huh? What about? Heh heh. It's right there, it's right there. All you gotta do is say it. Also you can go to your lifeline. Lifeline. If it's the person who's playing your... Lifeline, help me. Bitch ass, what you gotta do is say it. Also you can go to your lifeline. Lifeline.

If it's the person who's playing your. Lifeline, help me. Bitch ass, what do you got? Evil Dead. Oh wow. A full title please. Oh. Don't fuck with Bruce Campbell.

No, it's just the Evil Dead. I just wanted to try to get a D out of her, but that's correct, the Evil Dead is number six on the list. Wow. Good job, good jazz. Five more. That would sound so bad out of context. Be ready, Velvet. We're going to edit it so you're just suddenly calling someone bitch ass for no good reason.

How many points do you get for that? Five points. Doing good, but that doesn't, it's still anybody's game. We got a 10 pointer, a nine pointer. Brendan, what's your next guess? Is there a movie called Dead Presidents? There is. Is that your answer? Nah. No, that's gonna be my answer.

I hate it. Dead Presidents is not on the list. I'm sorry to say, but terrific guess. Did you think of another one, Mal? I did not, but Velvet, do you want to help me? Oh yeah, that's a good idea. The holder of a Dead Poets Society? Oh, great one.

Dead Poets Society is number two on the list. Oh, I can't believe it. Same, I think. Damn. Mal is on the board with nine points, thanks. Hell yeah. His lifeline that he can only use once. Oh, shoot.

So yeah, we might be in trouble. We got a top three answer though, so we're giving that. Just think real hard, think of maybe like sequel titles or something, but we're back to Dan. What do you think? Come on, Dan. Shut up. What do you think? Come on, Dan. Shut up. Dawn of the Dead 2.

There hasn't been something called that, but... Son of a bitch. They did it twice, but the one from 1978 didn't make the list. Damn it. That was the one I was going to say. Yeah? Is that it for you? Yeah. Okay. Go ahead, Brendan. That's a solid score still, you know,

but Mal can take it from you, but before that, maybe Brendan will help Mal in some way. Check this out, idiots. Ha ha ha ha ha! Deadpool. Oh! Son of a bitch. This is how we do it.

Number one answer. Not on the list. Oh! Son of a bitch. Are you kidding? Are you Italian? I was saying. What's happening here?

You gotta know where the fucking tempo's at the rest. What's the tempo now? Yeah, sorry. didn't make it. I did see it there, like 11 or 12, something like that. Damn. Yeah. It's just what people are looking for today on that search engine. So have you thought of anything that might be on there?

Is there a Walking Dead movie? Not really. Okay. It has to be a movie though? He's just checking. Yes. Why, are we gonna throw in a book or something? Yeah.

Doug loves movies, but it doesn't have to be. Dead? I love where you're going with it. Is Red Dead Redemption a movie? It's a video. It's a video game. It's a rock star property. It's a video. It's actually an experience.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also, it's so funny, I was asking for more time when I was way ahead. I've got plenty of time. I've got until 5.30.

I thought for somebody that got in my head it had to be over at 5. So I'm sitting here pleading for more time. That's such a pothead move. Yeah. So, I've also... You know what though? This is the game show equivalent of you looking at your clock And get stopping two hours before you have to wake up

We go sweet. Yeah, no, but that's this is very exciting news because you know what we're gonna do We're gonna play that third game. Yeah I thought I was fucked as far as landlines go That's so funny well What is it lifeline go that's so funny well life line as far as rotary phones go oh also I should have warned you each of you have a landmine in the audience and if you brought one of your enemies here I'm not gonna tell you whose enemy he is but we've heard from one of them. Alright so let's finish this game though. This is the exciting conclusion of the little search engine that could. Any final, just guess like a phrase that has

the word dead in it or you know maybe like I said like some movie connected to one of the one other movies that have already been mentioned what about death becomes her that'd be the word death dead oh yeah but it's the mouth now just needs a final guess to wrap this up. Oh Dead people are dead. Oh my goodness. That's a classic. I can't believe it. This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened No, I'm sorry. It's not on the list so that means that Dan Soder won that game But we're gonna play one more game because there's plenty of of time. What was the number one movie? Was it Deadpool and Wolverine? Yes, Deadpool and Wolverine.

You said Deadpool and Wolverine. It was number one. Was there even a little bit of you that was like, wanted to give me a hint that I was wrong, and be like, oh no, I loved how wrong you were? I was so fucking close. That's why the sports guys are here today. I was waiting for it to, yeah, one of them gets up and leaves and you go, hit Sagalo minus 15.

Be over under on Sagalo. He just broke his whole parlay. Alright, so I'm going to break it down for you, feud style from the bottom of the list. Number 10 was the sort of reboot follow-up to Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead from 1985. Number 9 was you know just Evil Dead, that's why I had to squeak the thought out of you because the reboot of that they took the thought off so you I gave you the one that had more points then a movie that I'm not familiar with at all I just came out in the last couple years dead silence yeah you like that like like one of you like one way to says thumbs up and then we had Don of the Dead and The Evil Dead.

And then number five, a cult classic. Maybe people look it up because Peter Jackson's name is always in the film news. Dead Alive. Yeah, his early movie. We're like, it's pretty much, it's kind of like terrifying movies. It's kind of like nonstop bloody mayhem, but it's so cartoony that I didn't find it hard to watch and then oh speaking of my evil dead the most recent one evil dead rise yeah is it number four then three the great Sean the dead to the probably scariest movie on this list at Poets Society and and number one Deadpool and Wolverine once again Dan

did it strikes again once every three years I returned to feast I really hope you're not coming to the shows tonight, right? Coming to both! Yeah, he's like, four road tickets! And I plan on doing a lot of talking. Good luck moving me when there's not another seat to move to. Oh no. The curse of the sold out show. Yeah, because you thought it was all good. Oh, I'll move now. Yeah. I bought the VIP.

I am VIP. A succulent meal. This is democracy. All right, I take it back. We don't have enough time. No, we're gonna play. A succulent meal. I'm No, we're gonna play... I'll shoot you in the rear. I'm so glad we get to play this, because this is such a fun game.

I'm excited to play this game. And so Dan will go first in this game, and then we'll switch the order from what it was last time. So then it'll go to Mal and then to Brendan. And the game is called Moynihan or Monaghan. Moynihan or Monaghan. I will name a movie and you'll tell me who's in it. Bridget Moynihan, Michelle Monaghan or neither.

Moynihan, Michelle Monaghan, or neither? I like this. Tom Brady's baby mama, the girl from Bandcamp, from American Pie, right? Am I getting the people right? I don't, no. I don't think, I don't think one of those in American Pie. Here's what I wrote down, because I wrote down some stuff that won't give away

for the rest of the game. Bridget Moynihan is John Wick's wife who dies immediately in John Wick 1, but they show pictures of her and stuff, and I think they wanted to be more surprising that she died so quickly, because she's a known actress. But then she's also in, she's in Blue Bloods, which is just concluding it's like millionth season.

She also is Tom Brady's baby's mama. Yeah, there you go. And then, but the other person is Michelle Monaghan, who is in Pixels, she was in Pixels with Adam Sandler, and then she is currently on a show called oh I got it right here, Bad Monkey. She's a Bad Monkey with Vince Vaughn. Yeah I heard that's really good. Do you do a Vince Vaughn impression? No. Oh that sounded just like.

I thought that was it. Yeah. No, I met him after the Super Bowl. You never tried to do an impression? When I met Vince Vaughn, he was in full Vince Vaughn mode. You could do his energy. Yeah. Michael Che got us tickets.

We're both 49ers fans. And we went to the Super Bowl and watched him lose. And then Che was like, I think we can get dinner at my hotel with the steakhouse and the guy was like Michael Che because they know him. They're like come on back here and they sat us next to Vince Vaughn and his wife and kid and Vince Vaughn was like go in full Vince Vaughn mode because he knew Che from SNL so he was like talking to us and he's like I'm sorry you guys lost 49. you guys had a real good team it was honestly it cheered me up he was like full swingers Vince Vaughn

mode it was awesome he was like did he say you were money baby no but it was close he was like Drake he was like talking about the 49ers it was funny he's like you guys got Fred Warner, you guys got Dre Greenlaw, the guy breaks his leg before he even gets in the Super Bowl. And you're like, yes, yes Vince Vaughn. I was very sad until you started talking. By the way, you do Vince Vaughn. Yeah, you really actually do it.

That was so good. That was so good. Stop it. You have been warned repeatedly. Then you keep covering your mouth like that's doing anything. Who wasn't me? I don't have a mouth. That's what he's trying to do. He goes, oh no. I should do mirroring mindful. I should do Murin mindful. Okay so we're playing this game. I still don't know who the second woman is. Anyway you'll figure, you know, process of elimination.

Got it, true. You know what I mean? True that. You're the, what did you call yourself? I'm the boa constrictor. Yeah. I riff and I suck the life out of this shit. You got this. You have the boa constrictor. And then I eat a rat. So Dan, you get the or neither in Scream 3?

Believe in yourself. Monaghan? Bridget Moynihan. You're going Moynihan? Yeah. Final answer? Final answer. Incorrect. Fuck!

Fuck you! Fuck you, brain! See now, Mal, you got a 50-50 on your hands. I'm gonna say neither. You're gonna go for neither, because that's the correct answer. I was gonna say that too. Let's go, second place. Damn.

Someone unwrapped me from around you All right, so first person to get three of these right is the winner and It's Brendan's up first on this next one You ready? No The movie is called Trifling with fate I'm gonna say

Monaghan I like your confidence, but I don't care for your answer Don't like wrong answer Wow You didn't let me finish I was gonna say say, I'm gonna say Monica is not the answer. I'm always jumping in on top of you before you can make your full statement. All right, so we go to Dan. Thanks, Doug. I'm gonna say Bridget Moynihan.

And you did it, it is Bridget Moynihan. I did it. I did it. Finally, Moynihan pays off for you. Finally. Man, I need this, man. I need to win. If you want to get back to New York, you'll take a dive.

You know, one quick call to that Delta Sky Miles line. You're not getting on a plane. Because I have information of known terrorist Brendan Sagala. How many shows do you have tonight? Two. Nice. Normally I then say to the audience, is anyone here coming back? We don't want the chilling answer.

No, I do. Because I want them to know that I rule with an iron fist You're there last night and we do appreciate it I appreciate it and here at dance order enterprises. We appreciate your business. I Will let you know that Britain Sagalow did get fed this morning with your money. If he plays this right he'll get fed tomorrow. Where'd you eat? You ate somewhere here in town right? Yeah there was a Mexican restaurant right across the street from the hotel. For breakfast?

Uh lunch. Okay what'd you get? It was very good to do chimichangas. Love a chimichanga So that's a fried burrito for those of you who don't speak espanol Okay, it's malturn next title is tomorrow you're gone you're gone. I'm gonna go with Michelle on this one. You think Michelle Monaghan yeah is in tomorrow you're gone. Yeah. You're a natural at this now that is the correct answer. Dude he's taking the lead. The less you know the more you know. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It's a boot life is a boomerang. Mal, if you do win this, you earn the nickname the mongoose. The only thing that can kill a boa is a mongoose.

Alright, Brendan, you get a chance to get on the board here. Okay. You ready, baby? Yes. Give him a Vince Vaughn pep talk board here. OK. You ready, baby? Yes. Give him a Vince Vaughn Peptocor. Come on, Brett. You got your big dogs on. You're the big dog. Come on.

What does a big dog do? A big dog eats. You going to eat? I know you're going to eat. This kid loves wet food, loves the slop. Wow. Hi, guy. We're T-Mu, Vince Big Spon, and Owen Wilson.

We're from Wish.com. Oh wow. I thought it was Jennifer Coolidge. Alright, hit me. Monaghan Moynihan or neither, from dusk till dawn to? I'm saying out of sheer guessing, Moynihan. Should I buy a lottery ticket? It is impressive your inability to guess correctly. Damn.

If that were a thing, you'd be great at it. Dan is actually paying me to... You just watch me slip him a 50. I know every movie. Alright Dan, this is your chance to tie it up with Mal if you can pick from the other two choices. I'm going to say neither. That's the correct answer.

Neither movie has either of those ladies in it. Now Mal's up first on this next one. And this is for what we like to call the win. If he gets it. If he doesn't, Brendan. Then the question stops at Brendan for a second. Then it moves on. You never see Ken Jennings just stopping when he gets to one person just shaking his head. I'm not even gonna, there's no reason to bring you into this.

All right. Mal, which one is it? Monaghan, Moynihan or neither? The craft legacy. That's like a reboot of the craft, I guess. And they put a colon on there and the word legacy, and we're supposed to respect it. Moynihan, final answer.

Oh my god, this is going to be exciting, because that is not right. Ooh. Yeah. Oh my god, this is going to be exciting because that is not right. Yeah. Plus also, I'm realizing with my handwriting, they pretty much look the same. The only ones you can count on are the Neathers. Doug, you fool. Alright, who's next? So Brendan, this is your chance. You're going to get on the board. You got a 50-50. He said Moynihan. How dare you hit the Rizzler? How dare you hit the Rizzler on me?

All I need to do is hit that Riz face. I hope he sues your ass. Oh, I don't know. What did you say? Monaghan. Monaghan is correct! Finally! Throw a nice little wrench in the whole thing.

Yeah, this is exciting. Of course, Dan could win it with this one. Alright, bitch ass, I'm doing this for you. He has to choose between three choices. I'm not sending her back to the big T empty handed. The red T. What's the flying T? What's the truck stop?

Fuck me. Flying J, thanks. All right, here we go. Where is it? The film. Monaghan, Moynihanhan or neither in stigmata stigmata I remember watching this on free HBO Bridget Moynihan. Did that help you? is incorrect. Damn it. And now that I've said that, I know the real answer. Well, Mal gets two options. I'm going to say neither.

Neither is correct. You did it. Good win. Wow. You won the game, Mal. This is incredible. Hell yeah. It was a wild set of circumstances that led to it.

You needed me to think I had to wrap the show up when I didn't and to play the games in the wrong order. And that sort of last minute changes, they'll really save you. And I'm happy it worked out this way. Me too. That was fun. Good win. Winning is fun, right? I wouldn't know. I'm happy it worked out this way. Me too. That was fun

Waiting is fun, right? I wouldn't know Let's start with Let's start with mal you get it go first with your Promotions and plugs. What do you want to tell the people to do? Just follow me on Instagram at mal hall and I'm putting out I shot a special in September that I'm putting out next year somewhere so Don't watch any specials till next year you'll hear about it and then watch it yes, just take a break from it for now Unless do you know what do you want to plug Brandon? Yeah, just Brendan sagal and everything I have a special out on YouTube called Thin Lips.

And I have a podcast called Sag Daddy Da Pod. So, that's it. What happens on that podcast? Is that the show where... We talk about how much I love movies and... We play movie games and stuff like that. Oh, we play movie games and stuff like that. Oh no. Sagalow, I should have told you.

Should have given you a heads up. It's called Sagalow Loves TV, actually. I would be happy to extend the franchise if you loved something enough to... I've been pitching the idea of trying to find a comic that wants to take over the idea of doing a spin-off show called Their Name Loves Sleeping. I would do that. Dan loves naps. Yeah. You know, just keep the...

Hey, welcome back to Dan Loves Naps. Here comes a 25-minute one. That one I was on a boat with my third grade teacher. I hope she's okay. All right, well that's a, did everybody plug everything they want to plug? DanceOrders.com, all my live dates are there. Toronto, I'll see you November 9th. That's it. Oh yeah, and I forgot to say, this episode's not coming out until October 28th. None of you did plugs before that no, right? I'll see you. Thank God November 9th, Toronto. It still stands

Gonna be sold out by the time they hear it. That'd be sick Sorry, you just heard this Wish you were here FOMO. I wish you were here. Put my mirror in here. Where in Toronto? The Queen Elizabeth Theater. Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, I'm excited. I did Doug Lowe's movies there once. Yeah? Yeah, it seems like a cool place. Yeah, it's a really nice theater. All right, good job, gentlemen. You did it, but Mal was our winner. So Velvet wins?

That's what happens, it's Velvet. Velvet, nice. Nice. Sorry, bitch ass. You guys surprised us. Do you mind coming up here? our winner so velvet wins sorry you know what you got are you are you the kind of couple you're gonna bust out that scream game and play it? You might re-gift it? Could you, that thing's probably gone through so many hands already. People just going, I'm not gonna play this game. It does seem like a cool thing to just give to somebody. Yeah.

Would any of you guys play scream the game? Nope. No. I got a PS5 buddy. It's gotta be like in one of those games, what's the one we all, like mafia, we all sit around and somebody's the murderer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I would, no.

It just seems like that, but you know. I got a DVR full of Jeopardy and a PS5, I'm good. I'm good. Are you worried about Jeopardy spoilers? No, because I like- Sounds like you don't watch it daily. Yeah, we watch it every meal. Every dinner we watch it. Oh, okay. So you do see the...

So we're caught up. Alright. Yeah, we're almost caught up. We're like, we're about a week behind. There's places where you can go watch old ones too. I love it. I can watch Jeopardy at any moment. I fucking love it. Well, we've got a special surprise for you. This Ken Jennings ears show your face?

The robot that beat Ken Jennings. Impossible, didn't happen. No one beats Ken Jennings. You guys got beat by the Malbot. I'm doing stand-up comedy at the Comedy Club of Kansas City, November 14-16 at the American Comedy Co. in San Diego on November 27th. And Douglass Movies comes to the well in Bakersfield, California. That's on Saturday, November 30th at 420. And yeah.

And thank you to Wiza guys for having me back. It's, like I said, it's been a few years, so it's cool to do this again. Hollywood hands. Thank you for being a menace. I love when someone comes in and just fucks shit up. Unless it's my show. I will be asking you to leave.

It's a rarity in this game to have heckling when the show is over or about to be over. I respect the fuck out of a guy that gets his licks in whenever he can The guys got to wait until the end to But I just see I congratulations on still being here I'm still not I'm still trying not to make eye contact, even though he's further away. I've gotten more used to the lighting in here, and I just feel like if I lock in, it's just going to lead to an unnecessary conversation. Do any of you guys have a favorite last line from a motion picture?

Last line. Yeah. Really wraps it up nicely. I think the sixth sense, the last line should have been, I'm a what? That would have been great. You can't think of any, eh? They are kind of hard to come by. They're really not too many screenplays

seem to be written with a line that kind of sums things up at the end. But I've been closing every episode with a different last line from a movie. And it's pretty wild how boring and uninteresting a line of dialogue can be out of context, but then thinking, this is supposed to be how it ended, on this particular note.

So I will do that at the end of the show, which is almost about to happen. Thank you again to Wise Guys, thank you to all of you for being here on Saturday afternoon. Thanks for continuing to listen and know the things to shout out and when to shout them out for the most part. And one more time for Dan Soder, Brandon Sagalow,

and Matt Hall. That's my guy. God damn. Sorry, dude. We should have kept pushing him to different chairs till he eventually got outside. He's just on a chair yelling at a wall. He goes, I love you, Dan.

He's the last word heckler. Something's going to be turning the key to the engine of your car and heads going to pop in the room. Reservoir dogs. That would have been not a bad guess at one point during this show. This is the last line from Fright Night from 1985. Oh, get ready with that closing theme, please. It's a very short line.

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