Doug Loves Movies - Mark Normand, Justin Thompson and Dave Siegel guest

Episode Date: February 17, 2019

Live from Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh, Doug welcomes Mark Normand, Justin Thompson and Dave Siegel to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from an amazing comedy club called Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Yeah! called Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Always have a good time here at Good Nights. It's Saturday, February 16th. Did you guys have time this week to make Valentine's and name tags? Let me see what you got, Raleigh. Show me. Durham 2.

Fucking Chapel Hill. I don't care. If you brought a name tag, you're a person. How do you get seats in the front row and don't bother with the name tag thing? You're on it for tickets, and then the rest of it, eh, whatever. Let's not worry about it.

But, oh, so many good ones. Eight Dirty Heads in a Duffel Bag. Is that a reference to one of my favorite bands, Dirty Heads? Awesome. No, I assumed you liked them too. And you got a red gold green shirt on. Love those guys. All right. Live Bree or Die Hard. Very good. This one, this Biloxi Blues one, what is it? Bill. Bill, Loxi Blues. Did you put an extra L in or

just, yeah, okay. And then this is one I saw on the internet around the world in Katie days. And then at the bottom it says in big letters, it's my first time. I know one guy on the panel would have picked you if you said, I've never done it. That was a joke about perverts. All right, lots of great ones.

Oh my God, what is that lamb head back there or whatever that is? Sheep or what is that? It's what? Mama? Llama. I just got a great show idea. That's my llama.

Well good job. What does it say on there? Llama made by your name. Llama made by your name? My last name is Llama. Your last name is Llama. Alright, well we all have a cross to bear. Good luck to you, Llama lady. Good luck to you, Miss Llama.

Doug plugs. Thursday, February 26th, Doug Loves Movies is back at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. I'm doing stand-up at the Improv in Tampa, Florida on February 28th. Bring your name tags and we will play Last Man Stanton for cash and prizes, or at least prizes. For all of my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah!

Woo! I mean, that was perfection perfection you guys. You really nailed it. I got a prize bag. It says Video Vortex on it, which of course is the video store that is right there in the bar lobby area of the Alamo Drafthouse here in Raleigh. I really enjoyed my time there this afternoon at the Alamo Drafthouse and recommend it highly. the bag a doug loves movies t-shirt a wallet caddy so you can hide joints in what looks like a stack of credit cards you won't be able to carry your actual credit cards but you know at least you'll have some joints in your wallet some little joints the doug loveser, a Stroopwafel that they gave me on the plane. Leslie David Baker, who plays Stanley on The Office,

was on the first flight from L.A. to Houston to get here to Raleigh. And when they passed these out, I thought, oh my God, Stanley probably fucking loves Stroop waffles I don't know how Leslie feels about him but I know Stanley probably really lit up when he saw that Stroop waffle coming his way I don't know if they give those in first or not he was in first class and the last show I did was in Sacramento so of course I stole from the hotel room a beautiful book called Sacramento, America's Farm to Fork Capital. So all of that, plus the stuff brought by my guests, three hilarious dudes that just happened to be right here in Raleigh.

Please give it up for Justin Thompson, Dave Siegel, and Mark Norman! Thank you! There they are. All bearing gifts. Wow, I have those stools put out so you guys can have some cocktails during the show and you all are drinking water? Thank goodness you're all super high.

Let's meet them individually starting with first time guest dave siegel everybody thanks doug new york comedy phenom performing here all weekend at good nights his Twitter is stand up Dave stand up comedy that's where I got that because you're a stand-up comic yeah so you know a stand-up date yeah yeah because if somebody's like how can I find that guy Dave oh I know what I'll do I'll just type the word stand up and I'm the only day that does it you're the only Dave in stand-up You're the only Dave in stand-up. Sorry, Dave Attell.

There's a new Dave in town. Well, as everyone knows, Attell's Twitter handle is StandUpDave2. It is not. It is not. But anyway, I always recommend to people that they start with their own name and then put something at the end of the Twitter handle. Because then when somebody types your name

into a search engine, it'll come up quicker but for now he's stand-up dave so look for him there how do you think you're going to do today against these two trivia titans yeah i've been on the show before i was nervous and then talking to these guys in the green room i I'm much more confident now. Perfect, perfect, perfect. And also here today, joining us once again, is Justin Thompson! JT! Yo.

How's it going, JT? I'm good, man. I'm fantastic. How are you? Well, I appreciate you driving. I'm very happy that you drove all the way from Atlanta, where you, of course, are a comedy phenom. And it takes about six hours? It did. All right. That explains why no one comes to my Atlanta shows that are from Raleigh. Everyone, you just sit here and wait for me to come back here. You're like, I'll be able to use this llama poster someday. He'll roll back through town. I don't think it's fair that Dave gets to look like an independent filmmaking director. That feels like an advantage. Yeah, Dave likes to cosplay as Steven Soderbergh. How was Sundance? That feels like an advantage. Yeah, Dave likes to cosplay as Steven Soderbergh. Yeah.

How was Sundance? Visual jokes for a podcast. Ah, yeah. Wait, but did I say Dave? I said Dave, didn't I? I meant Justin. Oh. Well, we're all Jews.

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Justin's more Spielberg-y. He's got a Spielberg-y vibe. Yes, yes. Not a Harvey. Okay, all right, all right. I don't know. He raped people.

Hashtag me. We didn't do anything. I just brought it up. Sorry, Doug. That's all right. I was going to say hashtag me, no. Oh. And that gentleman is goes by the name mark Norman everybody

thanks for having me good to be back I apologize for calling you a gentleman I don't know something something came over me headlining here tonight two shows who's coming back to see mark tonight oh hey all right late show tickets available i was you know i was caught but i was confident some of them would be coming back it's that was i would have been sad if nobody applauded yes same here the podcast the podcast you do of course is called called Tuesdays with Stories. Oh, yeah. All right. We got a trickle.

I'll take it. I mean, stand-up, podcasting, what can't you do, Mark? Get an erection. No, no. I'm hard now. Erection. Me, no. What do you got for the prize bag mark oh all right well you know i don't live here so

i had to get pretty creative so i ransacked the hotel i'm staying at i'm at a double tree so i got a hotel towel clean and uh i got about six soaps eight lot lotions, four shampoos, three conditioners, and a bag of chips. But I forgot, oh, and a Diet Coke, but I forgot to get the cookie. They give you a free cookie. But if you come by my hotel later, I'm in room 601, I'll give you a cookie. I can't believe though that I actually get to say

that if you win today, what you're gonna get from Mark is all that and a bag of chips nice I've never been able to use that expression in the wild that's the blackest thing you've ever done except for get high before a show. Oh. I'm a comedian. All right. But great job.

I also like that you name-checked the hotel you stole that shit from. Yeah. What do you got for us, Justin? All right, man. Well, I brought some goodies that I definitely wasn't just trying to get rid of, so we'll see what we got in here. I've got Falling Down on DVD. Oh, yes. Yeah, all right. We got some fans. I've got Falling Down on DVD. Oh, yes!

Yeah, alright, we got some fans. Nice. What else? Why was everybody so excited about that? That's a classic. I don't know if we have any sports fans in here, but I got NCAA Football 2012. Yeah! Alright. What else you got in there? An 8-track?

VHS tapes, actually. Ah, all right. You got a can of cold social dance series. You got a three-part. I say make a weekend of it. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Learn some moves. But that's a four-part series.

All right, sure. Whatever you say. Yeah, that sounds good. I'm almost done. I got a dice game pocket farcle. What? In case you want to get your farcle on, you know. It's a game of guts and luck.

Hmm. What is that like? Is it like a Yahtzee? Yes. Wow, I can't believe that they could just stick six little dice in a can and then sell it to somebody. That's literally one of those. Just throw the word Farkle on it.

Well, is that a Farkle in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? All right, and I brought a T-shirt. It's for a show I do called Drop a Video. It's got a pink cassette tape and a hyena on it. My friend did it. Oh, that's lovely. And it's a medium. If you need another size, talk to me after the show.

Oh, you got more sizes available. Because normally when we bring shirts to the show, like my Doug Loves Movies shirt, it's one size fits whoever you know that it fits. But you're going that extra mile and you have backup. Whatever size you are, winner. But also also you could just pick somebody to play for that's uh oh did I give away that I think you're gonna win what do you got for us Dave all right so so once you asked me to be on the show I was so excited I was listening to the back episodes and what's's the game that you name movies in the order of the alphabet?

What's that one called? ABC Deez Nuts. So, Abba Zabba Bar. Oh! Because it's the candy bar that goes from A to Z. And because we're in Tobacco Road, candy cigarettes. Nice.

For anyone, maybe you have kids and you want to get them started early. Dave, you're lucky you didn't get pulled over. They'd think you were a pedophile. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you said that because I also have these wax bottle thingies. All right, Jared Fogle.

And finally, a VHS copy of Free Willy 2. Oh, man! Boy, oh boy. And the interesting thing about this is I opened this up, and there's a little promotional card inside for a charity where you could donate to the welfare of Kiko, the whale that played Willy masterfully, in my opinion, overcoming all the typecasting of playing a whale.

And just so you know, don't donate to that, because that whale is long dead. Long gone, right? Yeah. Yeah. The HL. That's it. All right.

I don't, I'm kind of shocked that these little soda bottles that are waxed and you bite the end off and you suck the soda out. Yeah.

What's that? What is that name? What's it called? I think you just nailed it. How do you pronounce that? Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'll spell it. I'll say it. It do you pronounce that? Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'll spell it for you guys. I'll say it.

Go ahead, Mark. I'll say it. Nickelnip. Is that right? Spell it. N-I-K-L-N-I-P. Yeah. Nickelnip.

Nothing wrong with trying to say that fast. Nickelnip, please. I just... Now you're onto it. Now you guys got it. Oh, I guess because he used to say a nip of alcohol, like just a little sip is a nip. Oh.

That's where that came from. That's not an Asian. No. Got it. I see. I was SJWing all over this product. Turns out it's just old-fashioned and stupid. All of that is in the prize bag.

Somebody's going to win all that today. But before we get to that, you know I have a question for everybody. Uh-oh. And I'll start with you, Mark. Oh, no! Do you not know the question? I think I do. Now I'm trying to think of what it was.

Well, let's go to Justin. We'll come back to you. Oh no! Do you not know the question? I think I do, and now I'm trying to think of what it was. Well, let's go to Justin, we'll come back to you. Justin, tell us about the first time you made love. Ah! I was 16 years old, I was on an old dirt road in the middle of nowhere, South Carolina, which is, you know, the Florida of the Carolinas. Didn't you tell me that happened

just outside Nickel Nip, Carolina? That's right, exactly. And what was the last movie you saw? I haven't made it to the cinema in a while. The last one I saw was Aquaman. Sorry. You know, I know I look like I have a lot of opinions on DC comic book movies.

And I do. I think they're DC comic book movies. And I do. I think they're all good, honestly. And this one, same. People are tightening up about it, but fantastic. I love that every line Jason Momoa delivers, it just looked like it was the first take they got. That's the best we're going to get. Keep shooting.

No one's watching his mouth. Or listening to it. I thought he was good. I liked him. I love beach fights. Yeah. Nobody will top Karate Kid when it comes to beach fights. Fair enough.

Thank you both. Well, you know, they're paying homage. But so you saw that movie in the cinema and then have not taken any time to watch a film in any other format? Oh, I did watch The Grey recently. Oh, classic. You know, wanting to root for some wolves.

Oh, so you're still supporting Liam Neeson. No, I'm just saying I'm rooting for the wolves the whole time. They're not the bad guy in that movie. The wolves don't make money from the film. It's so weird that in the Taken movies he doesn't list racism as one of his certain set of skills. Direct out of a certain set of skills

like murdering black people. That's the thing he said, you guys. I didn't... He didn't say people. He just wanted to kill one person. I still don't understand why any of that story came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what he was trying to... what he thought

would help. Right. Who that would help. It'd be nice if he bumped into a Virginia governor. Right? Everybody wins. Yeah, people don't come to Doug Loves Movies for the politics. That is clear. What was the last movie you saw, Mark?

I watched the Sam Cooke documentary on Netflix. It's pretty good. Who plays Sam Cooke in it? Some black guy. It's a lot of archival footage of him? Yeah, yeah. He was a cool dude. And it tells you his whole story, because I don't know much of his story, I don't think. I just know that I've heard some of his songs. He got famous.

He had to get mainstream, but he wanted to be more himself. But then he got all activist-y, and then he got killed. And then they made the Blues Brothers. Yes. And they sang one of his songs in that. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's a good movie. You know, i love movies yeah sorry i brought it down uh no that's a good recommendation though i mean i want to watch that it's fun it sounds good it's better than thor wait which thor uh ragnarok was pretty good I liked Ragnarok a lot That's my far and away favorite Thor movie The other Thor movies Not so much

He was my least favorite of the Avengers Until Ragnarok Remember Thor in Adventures in Babysitting That was That was probably the second best Thor movie That's true Alright That was probably the second best Thor movie. That's true. All right.

What was the last movie you saw, Dave? I heard they were making another sequel to it, so I wanted to revisit the original Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. And I was reading about it, and for the new one, apparently they have both their stars attached to it. Alex Winter and the other guy.

Stars is a leap. I forgot the other one's in. But I was watching the first one and it was like my favorite movie when I was about 10 or 11 years old. And now I was just wondering why Abraham Lincoln and

Sigmund Freud would not like Sigmund Freud wouldn't recognize Abraham Lincoln and acknowledge him and maybe say something and they just pretended like they didn't know each other and it's a giant plot hole in an otherwise realistic film film. I'd go back and look into that, but I'd have more fun just watching the one where they die. Where they might go to hell.

I like that one better than the first one. Really? You like the second one better? I did, because I thought it was just fun that they might go to hell. Did they at the end? I don't think they did. I think they did. I think the wild stallions prevailed.

If they're Jewish, they did. That's a good point, Dave Siegel. Jews don't go, you don't have a hell. Right, but everyone else thinks we do, so. Well, you killed Jesus. Yeah. Right, but everyone else thinks we do. Well, you killed Jesus. But isn't it going to be like the latest Dumb and Dumber where you're like, hey, you know what? This is fun when they're in their 20s playing teenagers,

but now they're 40 or something. Well, it depends how they do it, I think. They can pull it off. That's right, Dave. It depends on how they do it. All this speculation is worthless. They're going to either do it right or they're going they do it. All this speculation is worthless. They're going to either do it right or they're going to do it wrong, and we have to wait and see.

What's it called? I like that plan. Do they have a tagline? Does it have a name? Does anybody know it? Bill and Ted. Bill and Ted Face the Music. Face the Music.

It's like Julia McCullough. I'd be so happy if one guy in the audience just decided to make up a title. That's pretty good. He really doesn't like them very much, so they face the music. I mean, how is that? I mean, they almost went to hell in the last one.

What music are they facing? They're going to perform on The Voice. Bill and Ted's Christmas Vacation. It's funny you say that those guys are going to be on The Voice because when I see their movie, I'm going to try to turn my chair around. I love Keanu. He's a big fan of me and the show. I hope they do a good job.

I'm more excited about John Wick 3. And his dog better live. That's all I'm saying. I hope they don't go back to that well. All right. You guys know what's coming next. Got lots of good name tags today, you guys. It's not going to be easy for you.

Let the games begin! Oh, yeah. Wow. I like it. Yeah, gentlemen, there's a lot of choices. There's also a lot of people shining flashlights onto their name tags. Good movie. Good movie.

But you guys can please go into the crowd. Like walk. And walk around. Yeah, this is your first time, Dave. Just go out there and really give everybody a chance. And since it takes a few minutes sometimes, we're going to go to a commercial break. Who's got donuts? We'll be right back.

Hey, no sponsors this ep, so I'll throw some more road gigs at you. After my Tampa show on February 28th, the next day, March 1 through 10, I'll be on back-to-back cruises out of Tampa. The 311 cruise, followed by the Trailer Park Boys cruise. Those are going to be super fun. I hope to see some of you at sea. And then also in March, I'll be at South by Southwest, definitely doing a Douglas Movies taping or two.

The details should emerge. And if you're in the Austin area, I think I'm going to put together a guest list of super fans that can't, you know, get in because they don't have a festival badge, but they just want to come see my one show that's part of the festival.

So look for that on Twitter or on this show. More details soon. Deets, as I like to call them. And finally, there's a new Helium Comedy Club, which I'm sure is also a guest, like all the others, in Indianapolis, Indiana. And I'll be there March 23rd and 24th doing stand-up and Doug Loves movies. You know how to find tickets. Back to the show. All right, we're back. We did it.

Saw lots of big name tags out there, but these guys went with the more compact ones. We'll see how they did. I saw this one. Loved it. I saw it on the internet today. Yeah. Go ahead and show everybody there, Mark.

It's a re-shower. Pretty good. Another Hollywood whitewashing. Yeah, finally the Rush Hour movie has two white guys in it. Exactly. You got a bond there. Yeah, so there we are. You and me co-starring in Rish Hour.

And Rish is your last name? Your first name is Rish? Have we had this conversation before? I think we have. I think I get confused by it every time. What's your Twitter handle? Bucknunga. Yeah, see, that's Bucknunga.

And your name is Reesh. That's worse than nickel nip. I mean, what the hell? But anyway, good job, Reesh. Justin? I got Aaron Plain. I like it. That is nice.

I honestly panicked, but I'm pretty happy with the choice. Don't call me Shirley. That's good. Aaron Plain, okay. And then what do you have? So I'm going with the psychic fan over there who had Thor on here for Dave-vengers. Oh.

Yeah, I mean, Thor's going to be on Avengers stuff. Yeah. But he didn't know we were going to talk specifically about Thor. He always comes up. He always gets me up. One way or the other. I think of him every time I'm hammered.

Yes. I love a good pun. I guess that's a pun. I think, no, I don't know what that was. I like my pads with wings. Doesn't he have wings? His hat, his helmet does.

His helmet's got wings? Yeah, yeah. All right. Who am I thinking of? The X-Men with a wing. Archangel. Archangel. Archangel, yes.

Shit, sorry. That guy. There's too many X-Men. Yeah. Not enough of them are women. men yeah not enough of them are women could I could I please have a dear good nights in Raleigh may I please have another cheetos and soda you guys all good with your fucking water actually I was gonna add something to that dog I'll take can I get a Stoli rocks lime

of Stoli Rock's lime. Okay. Now we're talking. Tito's soda sounds good. I'll do it. All right. Another Tito's soda. Geez, if you order another one,

Bert Kreischer appears. I'll do a bottle of beer. Okay, I like beer there. Yeah. Are you a guy in a movie? He just goes, give me a beer. And the bartender just goes, what fucking kind? They just turn around and grab any old beer.

Yeah, whatever just says beer on it. But I don't want an IPA. I hate an IPA. Give me just a nice light beer. I'd like a beer, but make it a good one. Something in a bottle. What do you got there? Well, I got this very heavy box of what I assume are donuts. Oh, those are good-looking donuts.

Oh, my goodness. Whoa. Wow. Those are really fancy-ass. Holy hell. The sides of cream cheese. They got two bagels in there, and I like that. Diversity.

Oh, is that why? They're everything donuts. What? Everything donuts? Oh, you're right. There's a pube on there. Everything donuts. Yes, it's an everything donut.

You can't really complain if there's a pube on your everything donut. That's true. It's like people sit at home going, I hear them throwing donuts a lot on this show, but they sound like donuts that don't make that much of a mess. How can we, what can we do? I mean, these donuts are going to just be so gross if we throw them. Oh my God.

I mean, look at this one. This one's got like a goddamn Reese's cup on top of it. Wow. Yeah, that's wild. I like this. I'm gonna hit this white t-shirt with it. You ready? Ready?

Do you want it? I don't like that attitude. I don't like a shrug and a sure. Look at this gorgeous donut. Yeah! Do you want to throw one to somebody, Dave? Has anyone ever said no to that question? One diabetic did.

I bet you. I want to get someone in. Can I go as far as I can? You can, but I just feel bad about making a mess. And don't hit the lights. All right, we'll go right here. I'm going to go discus style. Yeah, that's good.

That's good. I like it. Yeah! Yeah! Put fucking Jordan and Pippin on that thing. All right, here comes Justin. You want the everything donut? Everything donut.

All right, I can see a hand there. I'm gonna just do it granny style. Oh, man. What a country we live in. Hand me a donut there, will ya? Oh, all right. Yeah. That thing is heavy.

I got the gay one. That one's going to taste like purple. You keep going all the way back. Can I get one just to eat? Can I just eat one? Yeah. I'd like to just eat one. Can you pass one to Mark just to eat?

Mark wants to eat one. Yeah. Which one do you want? A chocolatey, if you have it. And it's got to be gluten-free. Thank you. Great. Ooh, pecan.

Oh, he's eating it right now. Oh, yeah. He's not wasting any time. Oh, and here's your beer, dude. I said a bottle. This is like the Homer Simpson special. They brought in a glass because they probably just found the worst beer.

One that was just sitting around open. It smells like R. Kelly. That's a urine joke. All right. This is living, huh? So he likes to pee on people but doesn't care so much for the cleanup part? He just goes around smelling like urine? I'm saying they peed in here.

Oh, he peed in there. The staff. Now I get it. I thought you just said it smells like R. Kelly. Like you know how he smells. It's over. I know. Ooh is right.

All right. else it's over I know all right this first game we're gonna play and that's what we're supposed to do now right Oh a new rule for the listeners and for you guys here in attendance if somebody doesn't write a shithead on the back of their name tag, I'm just going to throw one in there that I thought of and not say where they all came from. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People keep forgetting to do it.

You got one, Mark. Thank you. But Aaron didn't put one on his. Oh. I'm down with it. It's just a swastika. Crazy. Rishi, huh? Come on. Dave's right here. I think that was what it meant for me. Alright.

The first game we're going to play today I had nothing. This is one of your favorites, Mark, if not your absolute favorite. Live, die, repeat. Refresh me. You love this game. I'm going to say the name of a movie. First person to say it back

is the winner. Wait, what? I just say it back? This is the same reaction you had the last time we played it. Oh, man. Sorry. Yeah, I just say the title of a movie, slowly, and then the first one of you on stage, no one in the audience help, please.

The first person on stage who repeats the title back fully and correctly is the winner of this game. There's no more words I can use to help you understand. Oh. Oh, wait. You just repeat it? I'm confused. There's no other wrinkles. Let's just repeat it? I'm confused. There's no other wrinkles.

Let's just repeat it back. So it's just a speed thing. Oh yeah, you wanna do it fast. Anyone? All right, all right. The. Do we get multiple guesses? Yeah, guess as often as you like.

All right. Actually, I should have said that. Okay. The Incredibles. That's the end of the rules. No, not The Incredibles. Daddy Daycare. That doesn't even begin with the...

The Siege. Yeah, think of the shortest titles you can, because that makes for a really fun game. Without me just going, The Siege, and everyone else going, it's a siege! All right, here we go. The assassination, the assassination of Jesse James by the coward Joe Cornblatt. See, this is gonna be good.

This is gonna be good. Do not mother the answers, you guys. Or the answer, I should say. Saving Private Ryan. The assassination of Jesse James by the... Outlaw Josie Wales. The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford? That's right!

Oh, man! Wow! Wow! Wow! Such a long title. Yeah. Man. I've done it with some long titles that nobody's ever heard of,

and that gets really difficult. But that, of course, you've heard of and that that gets really uh really difficult but that of course you've heard of because uh because dave said it earlier no i got some like academy award nominations and stuff yeah who's in it casey affleck and brad pitt brad pitt oh good looking group sounds like a handsome movie. Bet there'll be some pretty ladies in there, too. Those two guys standing around. Probably.

I don't know. I could never. It was boring, right? It was long. I liked it. You liked it, though? Yeah. Yeah. But I love when somebody says it was boring, right? It was long. I liked it. You liked it, though? Yeah. But I love when somebody says it was long first and then that they liked it.

I think I wouldn't blame someone for saying it was boring. I could see that. Okay, good. We're still friends. And let's play the game that you mentioned earlier. ABCD's Nuts! let's play the game that you mentioned earlier ABCD's nuts just a refresher in case any of you don't know we're gonna spell something you get a letter and

then you tell me the name of a movie it begins with that letter if you match you stay in the game not too hard to do but I mean if you correctly say a movie if you match me then you win automatically and today he just passed away so we're gonna spell albert finney great albert finney so justin won that last game so he's gonna go first we'll start with you you get the letter a and then mark will get L, et cetera. Unless somebody fails to name any movie with that letter. But I think you guys are better than that. Justin, the first letter is A.

Apocalypse Now. Great movie. Great answer. Speedy. Efficient. Not what you wrote. not what I wrote I should have mentioned at this point that a theme will emerge I went with a motion picture called Annie white or black not Blanny Annie all right all right gotta ask you gotta ask changes the theme

yep the themes are always about race all right so uh mark the next letter is l i'll say uh love actually which now the millennials have torn into pieces. I went with Looker. Looker, eh? Yeah, a movie called Looker. B is the next letter for Dave. I'll go with the awesome film Biloxi Blues.

Oh, that's a double B. Ooh. film Biloxi Blues. Oh, that's a double B. Oh. I went with Big Fish. Ah. Uh-huh.

Justin, the next letter is E. Okay. That should be an easy one. You just said a word that begins with E. That is also the first word and a lot of titles easy a yeah easy what easy a oh yeah i mean i don't know if there's a lot of movies that begin with the word easy but it sounds like my ex um does anybody even say that anymore. She's easy. Oh, yeah. She's fast.

I don't think that's an expression anymore. What do you say? Loose. She's... I was going to say, she seems nice. She looks charitable. Yes. She's a giver.

There's a foreign movie that's come playing all over the place now. It's coming out everywhere. It's called Slut in a Good Way. They take back the word slut. That's redundant, that title. Yes, probably yes. From a man's perspective, yes. No, you could be a slut in a bad way. What?

Tell me about it. I don't know.y Daniels well just saying you could if your wife is cheating she's a slut in a bad way oh I see or maybe she just you know needed. Are we talking about you now? No. No, I'm gay. I'm gay in a good way. Again, redundant. That I agree with.

All right, guys. Albert Finney was gay. What? Yes. Did it say that in any of his obits? I wrote it in. But you really, that's true? I think he was.

I don't think he was. He was either gay or British. So hard to tell. Hard to tell, yeah. It's like hipster or homeless. You never know, you know? All right, I'm joking. Love the hipsters.

Two shows tonight. Second one, still tickets. First one sold out. Okay, so far we got Annie, Looker, and Big Fish, and the next letter's E, and it's Justin. Is that your turn? Yeah. He said Easy A.

Easy A. Oh, okay. I went with Aaron Brockovich. I see something. Yeah, you know, that just ruined EZI. Oh, okay. I went with Aaron Brockovich. I see something. Yeah, you know, that just ruins what I thought I had for a few. That helped. Oh, really? It's really one specific thing.

All right. T is um-t. Wait, what about me? Yeah, what about Mark? You know what? I agree with you, Dave. Let's skip Mark. No, the next letter is R, and it's Mark's turn.

Excuse me. But you will be T eventually, yeah. Unless Mark blows this. Can't think of a movie that begins with R. Well, I have a couple in my noggin, but they don't match this theme you got cooking here. So I'll just go with it just to stay in it. I'll say Red Dawn.

Okay. I went with, I had just go with it just to stay in it. I'll say Red Dawn. Okay. I went with I had to go kind of off theme, but it's still on theme ultimately. You'll see. It's exciting. Alright. I went with Real Life. Mmm. Yeah, exactly.

What indeed. The next letter's T for you there. I think I have a legit stab at it here. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. This is exciting. Let me get a drink so I can do a spit take on the crowd. I'm going to say Terminator 2.

Not bad. Not bad. Full title. I really thought you figured it out. Oh, full title. Full title. What? I mean, it doesn't matter what the full title is.

That isn't what I wrote down. But, you know, a lot of people liked calling it T2. Uh-huh. But other people liked calling it T2, but other people just called it Terminator 2 Judgment Day. So is he out? No. Alright. I don't want him to be out. I'm just curious.

So maybe not ask if I'm out. Well, I'm just trying to feel out the rules here. I don't know the rules. He's not out, but he's curious. There we go. Yes. Good to have you back. For T, I went with Tom Jones. Ah.

Oh, that's right. The next letter is F. Justin. Finding Forrester. Double F. You're the man now, dog. This one, you guys are going to be like, the person that went what earlier is going to give me a double what.

Give me a what what. Forget me not lane. Uh-huh. That's what I thought. I'd never heard of that. The next letter is I. I think I got it here. Okay.

I think you don't. Here we go. Inception? Oh, that's a good one. I like that movie, especially the part where the soundtrack goes... That's right. Jesus. Jesus.

I went with I'll do anything. Oh. I'll do anything. Yeah, that's not going to help you guys. That's a slut in a good way. It's true. N is next for Dave. Easy, Dave.

Ugh. He's not going to say nickel nip. Easy, Dave. Is that a movie that I was going to suggest? No, you're going to watch the end. Oh, Easy Dave was the sequel to Easy A. Yeah. Yeah, I know nothing regarding the theme coming to mind.

I'll say nothing but trouble. Okay. I went with... I know. Yeah. time and I'll say nothing but trouble okay it's yeah the game recently was all Bill Murray titles and he's in nothing oh no nothing but trouble yeah okay that was Ian starting he was in nothing lasts forever that was that what it's called anyway I went with night must fall mmm Yeah. But there's two N's in Finney. What's the next N?

Nothing Lasts Forever. Oh, well done. Well done. Sucker. Well done. Nothing Lasts Forever. Just like my ex. I couldn't find another movie that fits the theme,

so I went with Nine Must Fall again. I'm so fucking close. E is the next letter. Oh, does the count? Yes. Uh-huh. All right. I'll say...

Exit wound. I went with Aaron Brockovich again. Ah! Come on! And then the last letter in Albert Finney, rest in peace, is a Y. And that brings us back to Dave and I'm just gonna tell you I guess I know I can't wait to hear it but I just want to tell you that I'm completely off theme with this last one couldn't find a y title that fit my theme so what do you think it is i just rewatched this awesome movie called uh you can count on me

is that it that is not it i think i got it what is that was that like the movie where where we first saw mark ruffalo yeah he's so good in that yeah Yeah. And Matthew Broderick and a lady. Laura Linney? Laura Linney. Yeah. And a Culkin. Oh, there's a Culkin in there? Yeah, there's a Culkin. I'll watch anything

that's got a Culkin. I don't give a fuck which one it is. Those kids were great. Yeah. Some of them still are. What? You gotta hit the Culkin quota.

You just like the sound of that? It's like alliteration but if the letters of each word were different at the beginning the cullen cullen quotient that'd be a good cull can quotient be good for doesn't he have a podcast does home alone have a podcast i only refer to them by their movies they were in and not their actual first names. I saw Igby Goes Down the other day. Not the movie, the Culkin. All right. I went with, it was my go-to whenever it's the letter Y and I can't find something that matches the theme.

I went with Yentl. That's just a fun Y title. That was all youl. Ah! That's just a fun Y title. That was all you, toothpaste? Yeah, it's a fun Y title. But all of the films, except for three, of the eleven, you know, you come up with a theme, you hope it's going to work out, but Albert Finney

did not make enough movies that begin with enough letters to get it done. Real Life was written and directed by and starring Albert Brooks, and I'll Do Anything was also featured Albert Brooks. So the theme is movies starring somebody named Albert, and Albert Finney was in every other one of those movies. All right, good stuff. And Tom Jones was like,

that's the movie that made him famous, even though the name of the movie is also the name of a famous guy that that movie is not about. No one says what's new, pussycat, during the entirety of the movie Tom Jones. So therefore, I don't recommend it. Who wants a donut?

Justin, you are entitled to throw one donut because you're still our leader today. You're still winning the most. That's a creamy one. Yeah, it's creamy. It's got an Oreo on top. So gentle. Wow.

That was like witnessing a birth. It just came out into your hands. Like the Lion King. You hold it up. Yes. Now circumcise it. The thing was top heavy, do it. How is it, is it good?

I haven't eaten it. You haven't eaten it yet? What are you waiting for? Breakfast? That's solid. What's in it? I don't know, there's a lot of cream. A lot of cream.

So probably cream. I don't know what else is in it, but there's cream. I mean, I guess I should give a shout out to the place these are from, but the logo on the front, I can't read it. Wake and Bake. Wake and Bake. Ah. Wow. But seriously, look at their logo, how faded, how you can't read it.

Total stoner operation. But yeah, Wake and Bake, good job, you guys. These are amazing donuts. Very good. Yeah. Okay. Does everybody have time for one more game? Very excited about this. It's a game called Last Man Stanton.

We play it at the end of most shows. And every once in a while I don't play it. But people will write to me on Twitter saying that I've got a great suggestion. And I've got to hand it to some of you here tonight, because I heard from quite a few of you, but I only had to pick a couple people. I pre-selected two names. The first person I'm going to go to,

if they suggest a name that we all agree is not enough to have a long, exciting, competitive Last Man's Ten, we'll get another name from the audience and we'll decide what to do i like it yeah i like to you know i like to keep it competitive and fun and sometimes an audience member will just be like you know tom holtz exactly yeah exactly there's three piggies and then you're fucked. Okay, let me guess what the three biggies are. All right. Tom Hulse, you said?

He said Tom Hulse. So the three biggies are Amadeus. That's one, won the Academy Award in 1980. Parenthood. Did it look like I was going to try to guess all three? Was that going to be one of your other two? Was it? Yeah. Were you thinking? Was it? Yeah.

Were you thinking Parenthood? Yeah, we had the black kid. Okay, Parenthood and National Lampoon's Animal House. You got it. Those are the big three. We did it together, Dave. Cheers. Can you think of another?

Tom Hulse movie? Yeah. Yeah, he was in other movies. He was in that one with Jamie Lee Curtis. True Lies? Yeah. Halloween? I cannot name another Tom and Jerry. That's what I'm saying.

Three pops. He doesn't have a Mount Rushmore. He's one short. Yeah. What would you go for number four? I really can't think of any others, but there was one where it was two people's names with an and in the middle. Tom and Jerry? No. Frankie and Johnny? Betty and June. I like where you guys are going with this.

Bob and Tom? No. Bill and Ted's. Turner and Hooch. That was it. He was the dog in Turner and Hooch. We did it together together he was an amazing versatile actor where is the Don or Dan dinner Don Nielsen. What's your name, Dan? Dan Nielsen. Dan Nielsen.

Danny! I got it right. And where are you from, Dan? Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston! Woo! Yeah! Go Bucks!

Did you... And so you made the trip here for the show, or... No. Okay, because sometimes when you say, where are you from, people say where they're originally from bless you to whoever sneezed over there unless it was a cough and in that case fuck you okay Dan what do you what do you do for a living? I work at the Volvo plant in South Carolina. You work at the what plant? Volvo.

Waldo? Volvo. Volvo the car. Oh, Volvo. Is that how it's pronounced? Volvo? I don't know. Okay.

I'm always saying Volvo, but now that you mention it, everyone looks at me in disgust when I do. I'll say Volvo from now on. Volvo. Volvo. Say it five times fast. No. Okay. All right, Dan, what do you got?

What's your suggestion? You wrote to me on Twitter. You're confident you could help us out today. Steve Martin. Steve Martin. That's a great one. Love it. Love it. In a comedy club. you're confident you could help us out today i mean i mean do we just straight up play steve martin or do you want a second name maybe we'll get a second and decide oh all right All right.

Where is Buck Nunga? Oh, that guy I was talking to earlier. There could be another one, though. I didn't say Buck Nunga 2. We're talking straight up original Buck Nunga. And Buck Nunga, a.k.a. Reesh, wrote to me and said that he has a suggestion for a Last Man Stanton, a Last Mash Stanton, which is two names that link up as one name. What's that suggestion wait a minute how does that work they're both in the movie yeah only movies

James Kevin James and James Franco. And you're the only contestant playing, Mark. Go! I think it's just Platoon and that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's the only one. So let's keep a hat on it because we're going to play this game. Alright, so

we've got Steve Martin. We've got Kevin James. So we've got Steve Martin. We got Kevin James and we've got Jimmy Franks. So you can name a movie with any of those three. That's a, I feel like we got to go Martin because Kevin James, it's like, it's all mall cop and Franco. every movie's the same. They're all, you know, pothead and dick jokes with Seth Rogen. No offense. You do tell a lot of dick jokes. I don't think James Franco's going to be bothered at all by that. It feels like his life is going to be pretty business as usual.

He probably doesn't listen to podcasts. He speaks five languages? He speaks five languages. Fun fact. Yeah, he does a lot of things. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's busy. Good looking guy.

All right, we don't have to do a... All right, all right, all right. Did he die too?'s spell james franco fern gully okay um yeah i started with the franco sorry the people came out today to see a really brutal head-to-head competition of movie trivia. So I say we allow all three of those names. What? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Steve Martin, Kevin James, James Franco. I'll play along, but I don't have a lifeline. Each of you can go to the person whose name tag you chose. You can go to them once. And please let me know when you want to go to them, because it gets confusing when that person just starts yelling stuff out. I think it's a heckler, and I get them removed.

That's never happened. heckler and i get them removed that's never happened but just against you first we'll flip the order around from which way we were going before so it'll go justin dave me and then you mark all right all right so yeah three titles will be gone by the time it gets to you good luck We'll be gone by the time it gets to you. Good luck. We'll do one each. Justin, start us off.

Pineapple Express. Who's in that? Kevin James. Dave? The Jerk. Oh, okay. I see what you're doing. We're going to go all the way back to the beginning, are we?

It's a challenge. I'm in. I like it. I'm not absolutely positive what his next movie was, but I do know that dead men don't wear plaid. That was one of mine. That's all I'm here for is take away yours. Yep.

Going to ruin it for you, Mark. All right. What do you got? I will go with Paul Blart Mall Cop I wish I would I forgot that you already blew that one all right sounds like you just blarded it out earlier. Yep. Yeah, good luck remembering what the sequel's called. Justin? We'll do Spring Breakers.

Wow, nobody saw that. Yeah, he's there way too soon. Yeah. Nobody will admit it to their friends and family. I'm sticking with our... It's creepy. It's my turn, my turn, my turn. That's right. No, it's your turn.

Which one? I'm going to try and do his... I don't know if we were right about the first two films, but I know this is back there somewhere. The Lonely Guy. The Lonely Guy was one of the older ones, but it was definitely way past the first few. Fuck. He made a lot of movies was one of the older ones, but it was definitely way past the first few. Fuck.

He made a lot of movies there out of the gate. Including The Man with Two Brains. Come on! Damn it! All right. You made three movies with the great Carl Reiner. Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to go with L.A. Story. Ah, good one. Yeah, interesting. A hot, hot Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah. Yeah, she played Sandy with two E's and a star over one of the E's. Yes. Justin. We'll do Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Nice One of my faves That scene where Steve Martin has to go to the bathroom And then clearly just pees his pants Yes Why is the cork on the fork? Very funny yeah Dirty Rotten S

Dave Yeah I know shorthand all of me in that movie was fucking hysterical when he first became half woman yeah I got to revisit that again because he and Lily Tomlin both do amazing comedy work in that movie. Okay, I'm going to go with, speaking of amazing comedies, I'm going to go with

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Nice, nice. I enjoyed that. Okay. All right. I'm on your team. I enjoyed that. Okay. All right. I'm on your team. I liked it. All right, a lot of people didn't like it.

I liked it. Yeah, you're a fan of death, and it's an inevitability. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I die every night. Let's see. Just a little bit. Twice tonight.

Yeah. That's what I was referencing. Come on, you guys. Tickets are available. That's what I was referencing. Come on, you guys. Tickets are available. That's why I mentioned it. All right. I'm going to go. Is it me?

Yeah. I'm going to go with The Interview. Yeah. Yeah, the movie that ultimately did not end up making that much money because it just never really got a real release, but I liked it. Wait for it, wait for it. All right.

Sorry. Sorry. Couldn't help it. Wait for it. I had a fart. I had a microphone. Why do we have to wait for it? Speaking of release, oh my God.

Yes, that was a limited release. Sorry. Is that why you braced me for a moment? Yes, yes. I felt the brewing. But then there was a delay, so I was just like, alright, Mark's just very handsy. Yeah. Sorry, Doug.

I know it's a classy show. It was. Those days are gone. Justin? I will do a Cheaper by the dozen Oh Don't tell the farter that One was enough

Oh wait a second Okay go ahead Dave Parenthood Yeah Ah man One of his best movies Yeah it truly is Him and Hulse second. Okay, go ahead, Dave. Parenthood. Yeah. Ah, man. One of his best movies. Yeah, it truly is. Him and Hulse. Yes, big Hulse.

Together. Yeah. Is it Tom or Tim? What? Steve. Tom Hulse. Tom, sorry. Damn it, I'm blanking. I love that I get to say this. Because no trivia contest will ever be won with these words. Cheaper by the dozen, too.

Oh, man. That's not the full title. Yeah, it is. All right. All right, All right. This is a goddamn Hail Mary here. I don't even know.

Well, you should go to your lifeline if you're really going to say something that's incorrect. Save that one for later, maybe.

Yeah. Keep it, you know, maybe it'll get verified. Oh, wait, I got it. I got it. I got a different one. It just popped in.

Good. All right. Good, because we're telling things popping out. All right, I'll go with... Bowfinger! Yes! Come on! Come on!

Get out of here! You did it. Yes, I'm back. Justin? It's my turn. Isn't it? How about That Pink Panther? What?

The Pink Panther. Yeah. Dave? That Pink Panther. Roxanne. Roxanne. Roxanne. Oh! Yeah!

Nice. Big favorite. Masterful modern day version of Serenade of the Berserk. Yeah, that movie is really good. A very young Kevin Meehan. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That weird scene where they try to attack him with a tennis racket. Yeah. And he fucks them up. Oh. Him and another weird scene where they try to attack him with a tennis racket. Yeah. Yeah. And he fucks them up. Oh. Him and another comedian named Rich Scheidner play those guys.

And Damon Wayans is in that. He is. Yeah, they got in the firehouse is Damon Wayans, Max Alexander. Fred Willard. Yeah. And, oh, shit. Daniel Stern? Another commenter. Rick Rosovich.

But there's another comedian in there. Rick Ross? But anyway. No, Rick Rosovich. But there's another comedian in there. Rick Ross? But anyway. No, Rick Rosovich. Okay, so you said Roxanne? Yeah. Okay, because I have to say, the Pink Panther 2. Oh!

Come on! What are you doing to us? Oh, God. Trying to think of... It's back to you, Mark. Steve Martin was ever in a war film he had to fight a pretty big battle in Roxanne yeah all right all right personal more personal battle yes a good point maybe a Kevin James film. Yeah. Or a Jimmy Franco. Kevin James stinks. Let me see. I'll go with Reesh.

I got to go Reesh. Reesh, what do you got? The Disaster Artist. Oh, yeah. The Disaster Artist. Wow. Yes. Sounds like my ex.

She drew a picture of you? Yes, yes. She liked to paint me. Justin. All right. How about this small, tiny film called Little Shop of Horror? Ah! Wow.

Man! Good call. That was great. Love that one. Good call. That's what I call Mark's ex-girlfriend. Yes. Dave?

A movie I like a lot called The Spanish Prisoner yes the Spanish Prisoner David Mamet all right so here's your chance to stay in the game or cuz you're pretty shaky right now right oh very shaky I'm gonna help you out all right father of the Bride 2. Yes! Yes! Good call. Good call. Father of the Bride. Thank you, Doug.

I'll never part again. The rule of thumb is if it's a Steve Martin movie you don't think is good, there are sequels. I think we left this one hanging up. Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Yeah, but there's more words. Oh, well then instead what I'm going to go with. It's my lifeline.

Air and plane. Planes, trains, and automobiles. Come on! We suck! We suck! That's an amazing movie. Yeah, and I'm going to go with a terrible one now

called Mixed Nuts. Yeah. Oh, Nora Ephron. Yeah. Yeah, had a great cast, but. Adam Sandler, Liam Shriver. Yeah. No, that one didn't work out so good.

Okay, I'll do it, Mixed Nuts 2. man i yeah i hate to do this to you guys but here comes the boom if you pull out but i think i got one in my back pocket here and if you use it i'm gonna kill myself it's your turn what's your answer wait what about you it's your turn he didn't get the pun i don't know i don't think it was a pun i just said here comes the boom is that a movie i've never heard of it well you're a big kevin james fan clearly all right well then i'm glad i haven't heard of it all right uh i'm gonna go with shop girl oh nice i told you i was gay that was terrifying i didn't know if it was only in the book.

Justin. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Yes! Oh! Well done. Well done. Well done. Good call.

If I say one that someone said already, am I out or do I get another? No, we'll say somebody said that already. Okay. Yeah. I now pronounce you...

No. I'll say Hitch. Hitch, yeah. Oh, nice. Nobody said that. Nice, nice. Okay. I'll say hitch Hitch Oh nice Nice Okay you ready Mark No I think you are

I think you're ready to go next after me After what I'm about to say I can't wait Lay it on me Fanny Come on I can't think of what it's called Ah Lay it on me, Fanny. Come on. Now I can't think of what it's called. Ah!

Oh, fuck! All right, let me think of another one. Oh, um... Oh, I think I got one! Oh, you do? I think I got one. Oh, that's good. I might have the wrong title. I got one. Oh, you do? I think I got one. Oh, that's good. I might have the wrong title. I'm glad you got one.

True Story. Frank Martin. Oh, Franco. Yeah. All right. L.A. Story was Stephen. I don't know True Story. What's True Story?

You know, it's one where Jonah Hill is a journalist, and he talks to James Franco who's in prison, and he writes his story, and he gets in a bunch of trouble. What was the movie that David Byrne made? Was that called True Story? True Stories. Mmm. Not the sequel.

All right, this is another Hail Mary here. I think you got this, dude. I don't know. I think you do. I'm going to give it a whirl here here. I think you got this, dude. I don't know. I think you do. I'm going to give it a whirl here. Come on, you got this. I just need you to last one more round, because I thought of the one that I'm going to help you with later.

All right, all right. I don't know if this is the right title, but I think it's Bringing Down the House. That sounds right. Oh! Nice. I saw that in the theater. Justin?

The Zookeeper. Oh, good, good. The Zookeeper. Dr. Doolittle without the PhD. He talks to the animals. Dave, what's your confidence level? Oh, here we go. He's trying to measure the confidence level of his lifeline.

Let's hear what Dave's got. Three Amigos. Three Amigos. How did we miss that one? I had that one in chamber, but I forgot about it. Holy shit, I totally forgot. I love that movie. Well, we might forgot about it. Holy shit, I totally forgot. I love that movie. Well, we might as well just clean it up right now.

I'll go with two amigos. Three amigos, great job, dude. Holy shit. That one was right there. How'd we miss it? I am going to help you out, Mark. Because I'm going to say... Grown Uups, too.

Nicely done. Grown-ups. This is all pure luck. I shouldn't be in this this long. Yeah, that's why you picked that seat. I had no idea. All right, I'm going to help you out, Dave. Oh!

Hitch 2. Wait, what? No. All right, just Hitch. That's not a thing. All right, Hitch. Unless you're thinking about Aladdin. I got Hitch.

Hitch was done. Oh, was it? Yeah. Then I'm going to say Spider-Man. There you go. Oh, was it? Yeah. Then I'm going to say Spider-Man. Oh, shit. That's right. Good call.

Good call. That's right. Harry Osborn. Dave, Dave, Dave. Is it a full title situation? It might be. Sergeant Bilko. Oh, shit. Damn, that was impressive.

Nicely done, Spider-Man 2. This is not a full title. Dick. Mark? You got this. Oh, I love it. People have confidence in you. You can do it.

Spider-Man 3? Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, I've never lasted this long, which I've never said before. Oh, I've never lasted this long, which I've never said before. Justin.

All right. You got more? It's three different actors who all have been in 50 things each. Jesus H. All right. This is the end. Yeah. Good call. Good call.

All right, Davey. Yeah. You got this. The player. What? Are you just saying that because that movie has a lot of cameos in it? No. I think you are.

Which one's in the player? All three. All right, Dave's out. Good job, Dave. Great try. The player was a unique twist because usually it's JFK. Good job, Dave. Sorry, dude. Great try. The player was a unique twist, because usually it's JFK. I'm so pissed. Yeah, you twisted it up nice.

I'm gonna go with Looney Tunes back in action. Now, are you 100% on that? Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right. I got to just throw out a maybe here. Okay. Because I'm out of real ones.

Well, we're almost out of time anyway, so it's perfect. I will say Knocked Up, Cameo. One person clapping. Maybe that person's just pregnant. Oh, I got two. Got a second clap.

Oh, the Volvo. I'd imagine Kevin James might be in some of that footage where she works for E in the movie. Oh, she does. She does. She interviews Franco as himself.

He's in the movie. You're still in it, Mark. Wow. Wow. Ah, ah, ah,

man. Oh man. I'm going to get laid tonight! Woo! Thank God you're here, sir. That was a real-life example of the single clap actually leading to... Yes! You were the only one, man.

Actually leading to single social change. I've had the clap. All right, Justin. Wait, where is that guy? Let's give him a fucking donut. Yeah, right there. Just a single donut. Who did that?

Glasses. Yeah. God love you. All right. Whose turn is it? Mine. Go, Justin. Man, this is so much fun. When right. Whose turn is it? Mine. Go, Justin. Man, this is so much fun.

When are we going to start recording? Oh, uh. That's a long title. You know what else is a long thing? No, do tell. 127 hours. Oh! So mad at myself.

Well done! Academy Award nomination, I believe. That's also my favorite song in rap. Go ahead. I thought he... I didn't think you had a leg to stand on. Oh, he ate his arm off! Oh, shit!

Ah, forget it. You got the right to bear arms. Oh, fuck. Ah, shit. Ah, forget it. You got the right to bear arms. Ah, fuck. All right. Dave? The player. Oh, yeah, I forgot. You're out.

But thank you. Just keep guessing that wrong answer every time I get to you. That'll make it easier for me. I got to go with the sequel to Knocked Up. It's not the sequel, but it's called Baby Mama. No! Wait a minute. Who was in it?

Steve Martin's in Baby Mama with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Is he though? He sure is. All right, all right. Do you think I'd say it if he wasn't? Well, let's see what single clap has to say about it. All right, All right. Don't be clap happy as fuck.

Mark? Yeah. We are finally at the end of the road. This could be it. I'll just take another. You want to do your plugs real quick? Yeah, please. What do you got coming up?

I got a bunch of dates i'm in madison wisconsin oh i love that syracuse funny bone uh philly helium uh another great one yeah shit in my mouth uh i can't think of my other ones go to mark norman comedy.com and uh check out my uh website and dates and t Tuesdays with Stories and praise Allah. Yeah. I mean, when I said yeah, I meant most of that. Yeah, yeah. And then what's your guess?

Final guess. Oh, shit. I'll go with, oh! Oh, no, we did that. Damn, I thought I had one. But I guess I'll just go with 40-year-old virgin? No. I think Steve Martin's in that. All right, it's just you and me, Justin.

Damn. Do you have one, Doug? Oh, yeah. Oh. Do you have one, Doug? Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah, I do now.

Oh, wow. The audience, you guys have a couple probably. They sure do. All right, all right. Damn it. I'm going to kick myself. Yes, you are. Apparently that lady would like to watch you do it. Sounds like my ex.

What do you got, Justin? I think I'm out, but I'm going to go with Paul Blart to keep scooting. Ooh, valiant, valiant effort. I would have gone with the Segway yeah well I'm just to show off I'll do one more but then I'll declare the winner I just thought of Steve Martin a movie called Grand Canyon Canyon oh and it's complicated good call see Martin all right so Justin Thompson is our winner well done well done thank you Justin there's several donuts left in the box. You get it and you get to decide what to do with it.

Justin, don't hand it to Mark unless that's what you've decided to do with it. I made a pretty easy decision. It was a quick decision. Someone else's problem. We got bacon, we got a Snickers, we got a sesame. We got bacon. Bacon, who got a Snickers, we got a sesame, we got... Bacon? Who wants a bacon?

I thought one of you would want to have some donuts later. This one's literally oozing. I know, yeah, get rid of it. I can't go front row. Get rid of it. Don't make a mess, you guys. Oh, this side's been very neglected over here. Oh, yeah.

Hit the wall over that guy's head. Two for two. Wow, that was good. Somebody said something. Oh, no. You're yelling out answers now. Yeah. Good one.

Nova King. Well done. Can we hear others from the audience? Oh, there's a bunch of them yeah but i i was just going to move on because we don't have a lot of time but yeah in fact we're out of time but justin what are your plugs oh uh i've got some shows i'll be in uh charlotte and then uh i've got my monthly show in atlanta you should check out i'll be in pittsburgh nashville you can check out my twitter and instagram it's justin's Justin F Thompson no space post about all right

on and well I'm gonna be on Wheel of Fortune soon so Pat Sajak finally retiring we don't have an air date yet it's just something I'm trying to manifest, so I'm putting that out there. Here first. Wow. I'm going to be on Wheel of Fortune. People were so happy for you. I know.

That's amazing. They believe in me, too. That's really nice. Everyone was as excited as if they got to be on. Wow. And you're just fucking around. But good luck with that. Thanks.

Dave Siegel, Stand Up Dave on Twitter. What else you got? I'll be at New York Comedy Club. We're bunching the rest of this month in March. I'll be at Chicago Comedy Bar. First weekend of March, whatever that is, I think the 8th, 9th, 10th. And I just recorded my second album,

so that'll be out soon. Stand Up Dave. At Stand Up Dave. One more round of applause for all three of my guests mark norman justin thompson dave siegel the person who justin was playing for aaron yeah aaron come get your prizes you got two bags full of stuff here. Where's Aaron at? Let's make sure these get to Aaron. And pass me your name tag there, Mark.

I need yours too. I've got something to plug. Let's see. Thank you. Thank you. And then... Where did I write it? Oh, there it is. Douglas Movies is back at Zany's in Nashville April 13th, Saturday, April 13th at 420.

It's part of the Wild West Comedy Festival. Woo! There, yeah. Woo, that's a weird one. I'm going to go ahead and preview this one. All right. And thank you to Good Nights and for all of you guys for coming to Good Nights.

And thank you to Good Nights and for all of you guys for coming to Good Nights. It's always so much fun to do this here with you guys. Maybe next time I roll through town, we'll do a stand-up show and get a bunch of you up here so you can see how hard Last Man Standing is when you're on stage. And as always, hangovers are a shithead. Yeah. The worst. And my dick is a shithead.

Yeah. Especially after anal. You know, if the theme song had come in where it was supposed to, we wouldn't have been subjected to that. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes above his view and prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

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