Doug Loves Movies - Matt Bearden, Joe DeRosa, Doug Mellard and Rachel Wolfson guest

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats with 50 as a pop or curdled in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug Love's Movies. This is Doug Love's Movies. This is Doug Love's Movies. Coming to you once again from the creek and the cave in Austin, Texas. It is Wednesday, September 17th, 2025, and today, this very day, I've been keeping track. I think it's accurate. It's what we're standing behind. Today is the 19th anniversary of Doug Love's movies.

And I was like, if I'm going to do a show on that date, because it falls on a date where Wednesday I don't normally do a show anywhere, like if I'm going to do a show, the only way I'm going to do it right is if there is a bear on stage. And that's what I thought of the creek in the cave, the club that always has a bear on the stage. Because I got to say, that's a genius idea. because I know if I was in the audience and God bored was anything that was happening on stage, I'd be fine just looking at that bear.

It's a pretty nice activity. But enough about that, let's get to Doug plugs. Doug plugs, Doug plugs, Doug Flugs, Doug Flux. If you're at Fantastic Fest here at Austin this week, be sure to say hi. On September 26 and 27th, I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Vault and Batavia Illinois, and the Benson movie interruption is happening at the Dynasty typewriter's special

date in time this next month. That'll be Saturday, October 4th at 2 p.m. The matinee of that show. For all of my dates and deeds and links, go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's duglovedmovies.com.

Yeah. Cicaw. Wallet. Sh! Ted Danson? Very nicely. John, let's hear it for the two and a half people who knew it and committed to it and did it right. I don't know if I could do it sometimes.

I get the last two things mixed up, but I'm holding in my hand. A limited edition. I am going to run out of these soon, Doug Love's Movies, Toad Bag, and an audience member tonight is going home with this tote bag and the less exciting contents they're in. No, actually there's something really cool in the tote bag. There's a Doug Benson pin.

There's a Doug Lowe's Movies pin. There's a Pice from Peacemaker. A piece from Pice Maker. It's a rubber pipe from Peacemaker. It's only been used once, I like to say. This one's actually not been used at all, so it's a really extra special one. Some M&Ms I took from back in the green

room. And this is a really exciting thing. Weed's legal here now, right? Basically. This is a, from a company Puffco. It's a device called the Peak. Wow, indeed. Retails for $3,000. Not that much, but they do cost a pretty penny because they are an amazing instrument through which to enjoy, you know, can you say just smoking things? Can you say that? Yeah. I bet you you could put tobacco in that thing and sit there going, I'm all legal and shit. I'm smoking tobacco on a device. Anyway, all of that is going to somebody, and we need the guests out here to determine exactly who that's going to be. Are you ready to meet my

friends that are all here backstage ready to go tonight I was like when is that sentence going to end give it up everybody for Matt Beard and Joe DeRosa Doug Mellard and Rachel Wolfson So, two of those microphones need to be turned on. There's like an on-off switch in the middle. Oh, they were already turned on. Let's meet everybody individually, alphabetically, my first name.

Yeah, wish me luck. He is the co-host of the wide world of Doug's with some other Doug. It's Doug Millard, everybody. Hey, guys. I don't want to get off track right away, but Doug distracted me backstage by bringing his beautiful dog

of four weeks now he brought to the proceedings. Oh, the dog is going to watch the show? Did the dog bring a name tag? It's dog loves movies. Oh, right. I love it. That's a good, I like that change.

Let's do it. What, Joe? See, I said there's a button. I turned it on. It turned off. Wait, go. And now, I take it. I did turn it on. There goes.

I was the only one that didn't make a dog joke. Right. I got left out. Yeah, yeah. You just got to remember to use your microphone voice. It does keep turning off. Oh, shit. Well, you know what?

Like, if you were a rapper, you'd just throw it into the crowd as hard as you can. No, that's a good idea. Just don't hit my dog. What if that says? Shut up, my answer. it's on it's not oh it is

oh it is oh there's my dog I like that before the show Doug goes hey just watch the clock in case you're getting to her rant and you're like

why are you looking at me when you say rant and wait we haven't even introduced you yet and you're only like I will shove this up your ass I love you That is

Oh, it's not his turn yet Anyway, good to be here Yeah, Doug, that's what happens And you bring an adorable dog with you I know derails everything And nobody gives a shit about you And we are very excited that you

And your dog are here And I hope you don't lose today It'll be humiliating to happen Your new dog will have no respect for you It's gonna ruin her confidence for life Yeah, it's not going to be good. A lot of pressure. She just came off the street.

She doesn't need this bullshit. She doesn't need to watch you lose. But thank you for being here, Doug. Thank you. He's a comedian. He's a restaurateur. He's Joe DeRosa. All right.

Good to be here. Hey, buddy. Good to see you again. It's good to see you. I'm glad we got this whole microphone thing sorted out. I know, me too. And I know you were touting your wins backstage. Share the statistic with the audience.

I don't think I'm mistaken. I don't think I've ever lost except for the two times I did the 12 Dugs of Christmas, is it called? I liked your exact quote better, though. You said. He said, I won every time on a normal show, but not on those dumb Christmas shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, those are tough, because usually... It's a little, too, with 12 people, I have to eliminate people kind of randomly.

So, yeah, it's not set up for success. Well, also, too, the lineups are usually, like, people like us, and then you do the Christmas show, and you're sitting next to, like, John Hamm, and you're like, this is throwing me off a little bit right now. You get some major names on those Christmas events. Sometimes, yes. Yeah. It can be very exciting. Yeah.

We're doing one out in L.A. this year. Maybe I'll fly out. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Be the 13th. Person on the 12. Oh, I haven't. I haven't booked all 12 yet.

So far, I've got two. All right. Is it one of them, John Hamm? It's not until December. Yeah, John Hamm. and Jeff Tate. All right, so, but thank you for being here, Joe. Thanks for having me.

Appreciate it. Good luck tonight. Thank you. Also joining us. It's been a minute, and I'm so glad that he's back, and he's, you know, he's got to get up early tomorrow morning, so go easy on him, everybody. It's Matt Bearden. Thank you for having me back, Douglas. Thank you.

It's good to be back. Thank you for, you know, responding to my. message about where, you know, that we were all supposed to wear hats. Yeah, I'm glad. I got it. All the guys are supposed to wear hats. And, but, uh, what's up? Uh, not much. I just found out that, uh, my friend Joe DeRosa does not put me on the same level as John Hamm. That was a tough way to find that out. Tough way to find that out. But I'm going to deal with it. I'll be okay. Uh, thanks, you know, can I tell a sweet story? Because I haven't been able to do one these a long time. And then I just, when you wrote

me was so nice and I said you know I figured for you know for sure you would have just moved on and then you said I can't quit you and I thought that was very sweet that was very sweet a little movie quote right there yeah because he basically said no to me like seven

eight times in a row like every time I came to Austin I'd ask him to do the show and he's always nice about it you weren't like rude or you didn't dodge my messages I promised I even wrote you and said I really want to do it I'm not dodging you so thank you for having me and I'm glad we work through it.

I didn't realize we could say no. I thought this was getting Doug with hi. You know, it's funny you should say that because Fantastic Fest starts tomorrow and it's a fantastic genre film festival and it takes place in one, pretty much just one building, sometimes out in a field if things are,

if there's like a gun day or, whatever, but it's a very fun festival that shows very, very disturbing movies. And so, of course, Ari Aster was there one year. He was there when Midsomer came out, I think. And he came backstage to the green room, and my friend Terry, who tends to get people high in green rooms, got him really high. And then he came out to do Doug Love's movies. and was like, oh, I thought this was getting Doug with High. And so if you want to go back and listen to it, Ari Aster, too fucked up to be on Douglow's movies.

And out of respect to him, we released it because he probably shouldn't do that again. But then he got back at me by making Bow is afraid. I honestly haven't seen it He was a very nice guy But he really did think he was going on the weed show And then Jay Shandrasekar From Super Troopers

He did the same thing where he He thought he was doing Douglas movies And then showed up at getting Doug with hi But thank you for being here, Matt Thank you for having me And finalallel Lee It's Austin's own now, Rachel Wolfson.

How are you doing? Good. Yeah? Yeah. You ready for this? I mean, I'm here. That's like one of the things I look for on a guest is their presence. And then on top of that, the ability.

to speak into the microphone and you're doing great. Yeah, I'm not great at Doug loves movies. Right, you're not a movie trivia person. No, I'm about at taking tests. Yeah, it is, it is kind of a test. Some people

would call it a test, others an ordeal. Yeah. A trial. Yeah. But, yeah, you're just here for the fun. Yeah, I'm here for the vibes. And I think you've won games before.

Sure. It could happen. Tell Reddit that. Can everyone just leave a comment after this how amazing I was? You didn't make the mistake of reading your own name on Reddit. No, I would never. That is a scary place. No, no, no, I never.

It was sent to me. Yeah, yeah, that's a thing. People would be like, here, look at this. Yeah. Oh, thank you. By a bully. Thank you. I didn't type in anything.

Yeah. Looking at it. But, yeah, that stuff is, I don't want to get. Reddit, you know, on my bad side, but I will tell them that that's not, it's like, you know how when people are on like the Big Brother, they talk about you win competitions, you have a good social game, both those things, that gets you to the win ultimately. That's how I feel about Douglas movies. I'm a personality hire.

Some people are good at games, some people are fun to have around, and I like a mixture of both. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Are we all in our heads right now? No, I just, that just fucked me up. I just realized, is Reddit a play on the words read it? Correct.

You're there. Look at you. I never realized that's all literally right now. There's a company called U-Haul I want to talk to you about. That really just fucked me up. Doug is so high that it transfers me. And I realized, I had a realization about Reddit. I'm so high, I've never been concerned about what Reddit means.

I always just was like, it's Reddit. What's it supposed to mean? It's the place you go when you go to Reddit, and it's there. It's Reddit. By the way, thank God this isn't getting Doug with Eye. I did that show two times with you. The first time I had a full panic attack and mid-panic attack, I said, I'm not doing too well. And you go, well, you can't go.

We're doing a show. And I was like, we should do a crossover and make you do it again. Yeah, I will never do it ever again. He had to put a fan in my face. I was freaking out. I want to go look at the tape. I don't think I'd say you can't go.

Who is the other guest? Ham. This is a great story. The night before I did the show, I was hanging out with my buddy. And he goes, do you like this band? I'm on the fence. I like him.

He played me some band. And I go, it's okay. They kind of sound like 311. And he went, oh, no, no, no, fuck that. They suck that. They'd fuck that. And he was like, fuck that. I hate 3-11, right?

And I was like, yeah, well, whatever. Next day, I show up. I'm all nervous because I don't get high a lot. And I go, who am I on with? You go, you're on with Peanut from 3-Eleven. Had I already been high when you said that, I would have been like, he didn't just say that. That wasn't real. And I called my buddy, and I go, I'm fucking about to meet your boy right now.

Peanut was the man. He was awesome. He's so cool. He was great. Very nice, dude. Yeah, he was really great. And no disrespect to 3-Eleven. It was just what my buddy said.

Sure. And then you and I went to Two Shorts Podcast. We did. You and I, you know, we've done some interesting things together. We haven't done a lot of things together, but all of them have been interesting. Yeah. Yeah. We went to Two Shorts Podcast.

That was the first thing we ever hung out. Yeah. And he made me sit in the closet. Well, but I was the one that was invited, but as I predicted and why I invited you, is because you were a super fan, so you said a lot of stuff he enjoyed hearing while I just sat there and watched, and by the end of it, you were practically on his lap, and I was almost in that closet. Yes. Like, you really came to life, and it worked out perfectly because I, you know, I was like,

I was excited to go there, but I also didn't know enough about too short to have a conversation with him. I, yeah, I warmed my way in that day. Yeah, you were super, you're super into it. Do you think that exists somewhere, like on YouTube? Can people watch it? The too short podcast? Yeah. It's a funny question.

Doesn't it seem like that cameras? Oh, goodness. I'm not sure he actually had a podcast. I think he just was away for him to get chicks to go hang out. And there were women sitting around, yeah. There was like, this is a, this is a radio show? No, we just. just sit around with mics.

We just spoke weed and chill with microphones. At the end of the, after the show, me and Doug were in the lobby, and we were talking to two of the girls, like just talking, like, hey, you know, whatever. And two shorts, like handler manager guy came up to us. And he goes, guys, okay, thanks for coming. You have to go now.

Ladies, you can stay. I see how this goes. All right. We're not allowed to talk to the ladies. No. Yeah. Sounds like he blew the whistle. Yeah.

Jill's like I don't want to clap for that No it's okay clapping like a seal Now before we play some games today I would like each one of you We'll start the opposite in there with Doug Could you please recommend a movie? I just rewatched the film

Cop Car and I freaking love that It's a goofy teenage comedy super silly no it's pretty intense but it's got some comedy but I just love the it's really well written directed like

anything with Kevin Bacon awesome yeah it's good you've seen that was my follow-up question who's in it but you answered it Kevin Bacon I don't are there any stars besides Kevin Bacon

I bet not Kevin Bacon says yes to stuff you know I mean he puts it out there like you see him in all sorts of all sorts of different genres and it doesn't matter what size is movies, TV, he'll do whatever. It was a pretty small film,

but it launched the director to do the new Spider-Man movie after that, which is pretty badass. It's a badass film, really tense. All right, cop car. That's what it's called. Yeah. Okay. Have you not seen it?

Copcar? Yeah. No. What? You would love it. It's amazing. I liked it. No one is buying this.

The Checkup Monster Squad Written by Shane Black Oh, he's going to be on the show in a few weeks Oh shit! Yeah, I'm excited He did it one other time before And he was very nice, very nice guest All right, Joe DeRosa

What would you like to recommend for people Like, do you know, can you think of a movie That's better than Cop Car? I never saw Cop Car So, okay, say any movie then. Yeah. I just saw the long walk How'd that work out for you?

It's a good movie What do you What do you're shaking your head no What you hated it? Do you question why you subjected yourself to it? Well it's a Stephen King adaptation Sure I'm a Stephen King fan

Yeah And it's a cool concept It's got Luke Skywalker Did you hear about this screening Yeah Luke Skywalker's in it Did you hear about the screening where, yeah, did you hear about the screening where people were on

treadmills while watching the long walk and you had to keep moving? It's a fucking meanest thing I've ever heard. You had to walk, like just like in the movie you had to keep up a pace of three miles per hour just for the entire movie. As I understand it, it's a lot longer walk in the film than a couple hours.

But still, can you imagine like being on a treadmill watching that movie? Now, they didn't shoot the people on the treadmills, right, like they do in the movie. Spoiler. It's a very squid games kind of thing going on. You fall behind you go, are you going to shoot me? Nope, you just don't get free popcorn.

All right. Now, but it was, I don't know, it was a pretty good movie. It was, uh... She recommend it. I recommend it enough. There's so many Stephen King adaptations, and so many of them are not great. Did you see life of Chuck? Not yet, no. Okay.

I wasn't that excited to see it. Nor should you be. Well, yeah. I don't get excited when they're like, from the mind of Stephen King, except it's not horror. I'm like, okay. It'd be like, Larry David brings you a thriller.

I'm like, I'm not watching this. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do. I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, I recommend it. Okay, the long walk. This lady hated it. All right.

We'll have a long talk about the long walk. What do you got, Matt? I have been doing something with my wife for the last year called Western Wednesday, which I'm skipping right now. I'm here, but we're just going through. How did you miss Western Wednesday? It's tough because it's been fun. It started because my wife started something called Movie Monday,

and her choices were terrible, and I fell asleep a lot on Movie Monday. So she started Western Wednesday. but I'm also a bit of a softy libs so I like weird westerns but there's a movie out called Old Henry it's not that old it's pretty new but it's a pretty awesome neo-Western

and if you think oh I don't like westerns it's a great way to get into westerns but you should probably also watch westerns understanding when they were made because they can be problematic if you care about human beings or women and I don't know why I placed women

outside of human beings that I've been watching too many Westerns. Anyway, Old Henry. Old Henry, everybody. It's my recommendation. Old Henry. Am I saying that right? There's a twist.

Oh, okay. Have you not seen Old Henry yet? I don't think I have. I thought you love movies. You haven't seen Old Henry or Cop Car? I thought you were going to be like, oh, you're right. That's so good. I guarantee you it's better than fucking Cop Car.

No, you would love Cop Car. The Cop Car is supposed to be good. It's not even a good. good, it's not a good name. It's terrible name. Great film. It's a better name than old Henry. That name sucks. Thanks, Joe. That name really sucks. Everybody knows, he lives in town.

Everyone's like, oh, old Henry up there, but it turns out everybody, bum, bum, bum. Is he Old Henry? You'll have to watch to find out. I mean, the long walk, that title is just, that just sounds tedious. Like, who wants to do that? I want to sit and watch a movie, you know.

That is what the movie is. They're walking the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know if I can handle it. But I'll try probably because I've seen a lot of movies this year. That's probably why I haven't seen Old Henry or Copcar is because I've just been seeing everything that's been pushed out at us, you know, just to see what's going on with that. And, you know, it's worked out okay a couple of times. But Life of Chuck, I didn't get it.

All right. Okay. Rachel Old Henry Tim Blake Nelson is the star It's the first time he gets to be a big star Now I can picture it a little better Because I did see a picture of him in Old Henry

Yeah And I just thought that that'll sell people Do you think there's a chance it's playing on airlines right now? It seems like the kind of movie that would play on an airline How old is it? Three years, four years Okay I think I might have seen it on a plane

Well it really left an impression with you And I'm happy about that. Rachel, what do you got? Okay, so I love Vegas movies because I'm from Vegas, and I love cult classics. Beaver Rock Vegas. Sorry. No. Not that.

I like show girls. Whoa. Yeah. I just rewatched it the other day. It's so good. More applause for your choice than... All of them combined. All your three great movies put together.

All of them combined. Yeah, your man movies. Yeah. So girls. Wow. Also written by Stephen King. That scene where she, what does she do, like,

within the span of, like, four seconds, she, like, throws a drink, starts to walk away, almost gets hit by a car, and then collapses crying in somebody's arms. Like, faster than how I just. just described it. Yeah, epic.

It's amazing. Yeah, I love it. There's so many, like, jaw-droppingly weird things that happened in that movie. Yeah, so good. But also, the cinematography is great.

Like, it all looks great. The dancing's great. There was a screening recently where everyone in the audience had to strip for the entire movie, the entire... On treadmills. Yeah, that...

My favorite is when she pronounces Versace, Versace. Sir, yeah. That's like... Yeah, she just did some sort of a collab with Versace and was, you know, saying it wrong on purpose. I think it's sad because it kind of ruined her career for a while, but then it's because it's such a cult classic, you know? Well, now she's old enough to know that she's legend.

I mean, she's alive enough to... know that she's legendary. Yeah. You know what I mean? We didn't wait until she was dead to celebrate showgirls. Right. It's true. She's the one we remember most now from Saved by the Bell because of showgirl.

Absolutely. Yeah. And well, you know, of course. Also, she had that drug problem in Saved by the Bell, and we were kind of worried about that. She took a lot of, I mean. And you can't check into a hotel room these days without seeing Mario Lopez. Yeah.

Oh, that's right. Mario's still doing his thing. Yeah. I forgot about that. He works at every hotel in the country. All right. Well, thank you for those recommendations, everybody. Fantastic picks.

I'm going to have to see three of them now. But I probably will in due time. I hope to. But let's go to our first commercial break. We'll be back after these messages. Yay! We're back! Yay!

We were just chatting during the break, and I cut dog off, but he happily chose to play for Captain Corelli's Mandalisa. And Joe is going to be playing for Wagon's Easton. That's for a dude named Easton. And then James Pound made another pound instead of another round, and Matt chose that one. and Rachel is playing for dogmestic Chris Durbin's

and that was made by Chris but got my name in there too are you ready to play some games let's play some games all right his first game is called Alex's Jason and Deb's IMDB game This is a game that was born here in Austin

and several people claim to be the parent of it and I love it and I play it every time I roll through town if I can and here's how it works. Everybody on their IMDB page, the Internet Movie Database, they have best known for at the top of their page four films that they or their representatives

or the algorithm have chosen that are supposed to represent that actor or actress. I will start listing off the movies in somebody's top four when you think you know who it is buzz in with your own name that's shout your own name into the microphone and then I will call on you and you will answer. But you got to be careful because if you come in too early you don't have the right answer

it's negative one point and a jump ball for everybody else if you get it right when you buzz in then you can get bonus points by naming each additional movie in that actor's top four

or guessing because a lot of times it does not make sense because you don't know how or why they were chosen some are quite obvious as you will see any questions no

love it here we go first round who's best known for starts with Forrest Gump Tom Hanks Joe

Is this really happening Joe Wait you said buzz in Joe All right Joe What's your answer Tom Hanks Incorrect

Negative 1 point Did I do it wrong? Kind of. The second movie in this top four is Beowulf, which of course Tom Hanks is not in. The third movie is unbreakable. And then the fourth film is The Princess Bride. Oh, Doug.

What is it, Doug? Robin Wright That's correct Yeah Doug gets one point Ronald Reagan What happened Okay number one

All right so Doug's got one point Joe has negative one Wait why do I have negative one Because you buzzed in too early You went for something And I made sense You went for it Yeah it was it was

It's Doug he's gonna try to throw you on But I'm about to do that Yeah, you are. Oh, you're totally allowed to do that. I shouldn't get penalized for... Well, no, that part is also how it works. Wait, you have to wait till all four get named? No.

What am I missing here? It just worked out that way that nobody got... Nobody could think of what it was until all four names. I just don't want to get penalized if I feel like I know it again. The real penalties on Reddit. Don't worry. You got to trust your gut, Joe. You just got to tell yourself,

that you did the right thing. What if you had gotten it? You'd have felt great about yourself. Yeah. No, no, no. I just, it's the negative one point that's going to stick with me. But what can you do? Could I get a diet and Jack?

Oh, my God. It's that bad. No, no, I really would like one. I'd also like a pack of American spirit of us out of the cigarette machine if you guys could. All right. You really are taking this hard, man. Bring a noose as well. A noose or gun.

All right, well, as long as we're ordering stuff, can I have a, can I please have an old-fashioned? This is going to be interesting to see if anything happens. Can I have an old Henry? It might not happen, but I'd appreciate it if it did, but I also understand if people are busy. All right, here's round two. You ready, Joe?

Yeah. The first movie in round two is The Princess Bride. The second film is Adams Family Values The third film is Scrooged And the fourth film Which is the least help of them all

Is Annie Hall I think we're going to have to move on to the next round Is there any way we can get those four again Or is that being superlative at that point? No, I'll do it again Princess Bryant Adam's family values Scrooged

and Annie Hall It's Buzz in with your name Matt Who is it I don't You said buzz in Then I just said my name

It's the woman who says Have fun storming to cats Yeah what's her name Little tiny lady Yeah Say it Little tiny lady Three seconds

Little tiny lady One second One more second Joe Who is it Joe Carol King That is correct Joe pulled himself up

out of the gutter He's back. I knew it wasn't Andre the Giant. Yeah, sometimes it's a narrowing down process. You just got to go with it. All right. Here comes round three. Does that pull Joe back up into even?

He's at zero. I'm sorry to everybody else that I did that for him. I should be at one time. All right. Except for the thing that you did. Because I'm at negative one now. You see? I see.

Feel better? Oh, that happens everybody. Now I get it. All right, now I get it. Okay. I don't know. Okay. The first movie is Saw.

The OG Saw. The second movie. Oh, what's this? The Princess Bride. Joe. Joe. Who is it, Joe? Carrie Elway.

That is... Does anybody else know how it's pronounced? Elway. Not you guys. Matt, Matt, Matt. Matt, Matt. These people, I'm giving it to Joe. Fuck that.

Oh, son of them. Thank you. Thank you so much. Creaking Cave, everybody. Creaking Cave. Rebecca. Now Joe's at negative four. I got a beck of smokies in a light ass.

I gave Joe one point for that. That is ridiculous. Yeah. But Joe, can I bomb one? I have a chance now to name two more movies. That could be in Carrie

Elway's? Elwis, yeah. Top whatever the fuck? Yeah. What do you think? Can you think of anything else he was even in? No, no.

It's a tough one. Hold on. You hold on. Jaws. Jaws? Jaws. Jesus, God, no, I literally... That's one of your guesses, Jaws?

No, no, he said it. Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't looking over there. Robocop 2. You guys are like sound-alikes. I literally can't remember one other movies. It's tough, it's tough. Yeah, and I know he's been in something recently. Oh, yeah.

But I'll cough up the remaining two answers now. Yeah. Robin Hood, Men in Tights. Oh, God. Damn it. Yes. And you should feel less bad about this. this. I didn't even know he was in this. Kiss the

Girls. Never would have thought that. It's one of those serial killer movies based on a, I think, on a popular book series. God, Robin Hood Men and Tites, of course. Yeah, there you go. All right. So you're still tied for the lead, Joe, with Doug. You've got one point each and we've got one more round to go. So Matt and Rachel, it's anybody's game at this point. The first movie

is this is Spinal Tap. His second movie Waiting for Guffman Matt Who is it Matt Chris Can we just go With your first name

Does that work? Gaines No It's Chris God damn it I'm so mad at myself right now You got it I know

I just say the whole name I've had a couple of strokes So it really Just say the whole name Chris God damn it I'm really mad Say whisper it to me

I hope you're taking your point As soon as you can't guess this Here I come Joe's buzzing in Who is it Joe Christopher Guest Yes And now he's in the lead

Yes It's Christopher guest I just want to go home and bite my pillow now If only you could have guessed That answer all right Joe Joe rub it in DeRosa you get two more

guesses of movies that have Christopher Guests in that I will guess that Best in show is in his top four What else? And I'm going to take a stab at a mighty wind Both are in his top four All four

He doesn't even have Princess Bride in his top four, but of course he was in that as well. And all of these folks were in the Princess Bride. And Joe, you really turned that around. That was an exciting game, the way you went from to hell and back. And congratulations, you win nothing. You're going to go first.

Now I feel better about this. You're going to go first in our next game, Joe. Are you excited about that? that. Doug, I can't control myself. Yes, I'm excited. Please do control yourself. It's one of the things I like about you. You usually are in control.

Usually. Let's see here. All right. This game It's called The War of the Roses movies. In this game, I'm going to say a fact,

fun, or otherwise, and then your job is to guess if that fact applies to the War of the Roses from 1989 or the Roses from 2025 or both. Okay. Joe will get the first one.

He will guess between those three options. If he misses, then it goes to Matt. Okay. And if Matt misses, Rachel will get a point just for sitting there. Hell yeah. This is my strategy the whole time. I'm playing the getting Doug with high strategy. You just sit there until it's over.

Yeah, it might work out. It might work out. Just like a pot head. Sit around and everybody else do all the work. And then, you know, each round, the person who goes first is the, who would have been the next person in the previous round before somebody got it right. All right, Joe, the War of the Roses, the Roses, or both, directed by an actor. The War of the Roses Is that your

Yeah, what are you doing? You started second guess yourself? No, the War of the Roses. You're sticking with that? Yes. Not the Roses or both, but just The War of the Roses. Yes, because I don't know who directed the roses.

Right, so you might as well That kind of makes it a 50-50 for you. Yeah, I'm going to go with My guts telling me to say both, but my guts always steered me wrong. throughout life. So I'm going to say the War of the Roses.

Okay. That's correct. Son of a bitch. See? Never listen to yourself. Is that directed by Danny DeVito? It sure is. That made me feel better

about the Christopher Guess thing. Thank you, everybody. All right. So we will now move on to Matt gets to go first on this next one. And it's Between those three choices,

Who are the Roses, the Roses are both. Cast includes just one former S&L cast member. That had cast in there twice. I can't think of a cast member in War of the Roses, which is probably bad, because it's probably an obvious thing. and I'm just going to say the roses on this one.

I'm just going to say incorrect. You could have said the other word and they're just giving me a point just like to be nice to somebody. Rachel? The other answer. You got two to choose from.

She would like to choose the correct one, right? Yeah. That's an interesting approach. Do you think it was in, Do you think both had one S&L, former S&L cast member, or just the War of the Roses? Oh. What do you think, Rachel?

Just the War of the Roses. Damn it. That is correct. Thank you. That one was a little tricky because there are two former S&L cast members in The Roses, Kate McKinnon and Andy Sandberg, but there's just one in The War of the Roses,

just the one, and that was DeNitra Vance. Okay, this is, I feel like you were being mean to me right now, and picking on me. What do you mean? Well, I think I could. I didn't single you out specifically. This question doesn't say, just ask Matt this. I don't know that.

I don't know that. You were next. It was your turn. Speaking of turns, Doug, you're up. You ready? Is Rachel up? She just got a point, didn't she? Oh, somebody's too high.

Okay. War the Roses, the Roses, or both. Mr. Rose in the film is a lawyer. I'm going to say Oh shit Have all the answer's been War of the Roses so far Oh I'm sorry I don't have access to that information

I'm gonna say both You're going both on that one? Yeah I'm sorry to say that is incorrect Damn it! God Would you just get this wrong? What do you think Joe? I will say the war of the roses

That is incorrect Matt? I thought I just instantly got a point because he messed that up. Well, can you say it out loud though? Just make it official? Yes. I will take the point.

No, but which one didn't we say? Which one didn't we say yet? Both. No, that's wrong. Rachel? Somebody could have helped me on that one, I think. Somebody out there could have helped me because I wasn't paying attention.

Wait, did you really just fuck that up? I thought I instantly got a point. Because earlier he said, if the person in the middle got it wrong, then the last person, instantly got the point. I think what he means is if you listen to all of it, you'll figure it out, but I'm a dumb fuck and I didn't listen.

Rachel said the rose. That is also wrong. Oh, I got it. I got it. Doug, what do you think it is? This just got really good. It's got really good. I'll see you on Reddit, Rachel.

I lost the name, so I just... Say it, Doug. Oh, the roses. Joe. What the fuck? thing was guessed. I feel like it was all guessed. Neither is neither an option?

No, it's the War of the Roses. I said the War of the Roses. He really did. That was my answer. Yeah. Yeah. That was my answer. You said incorrect.

That's why I said the Roses. I feel so much better right now. I'm feeling so much better right now. This is now the War of the Durosas. I'd also like to add a third option, which is Joey Roses, my bar and sandwich shop in New York City. But Doug went for. right? What'd you say, Doug? I said both.

You said both. And then you said... Then I said just the war of the roses. And I said both because I'm a moron. And I said the rose because I thought he said... Yeah. I was a moron first because I really thought Joe said... This is a drop. I thought Joe said the roses.

This is a drop. Who's on first? I take all the points to be reset to zero. Who's with me? No, Joe just gets all the points all night long. That's how that's going to work. But yeah. All right.

Sorry about that, Joe. That's okay. Wow. Wow, indeed. All right. So Joe won that game officially by getting two points. But, Matt, let me just give you one here to try. Don't, no, that's not, okay.

It feels shameful, but okay. Just for fun. In which movie, or both, you know, because they're both based on the same novel. They both have the same source material. If this question is, which one did you see with your father when he came to get you? Because your parents are divorced. I got it. Okay.

Oh, and by the way, that last question, the lead character Oliver Rose in War. The Rose is played by Michael Douglas, is a lawyer. And then they change his name to something else, Rose, in this remake. And Benedict Comber Batch is an architect. God damn. Yeah. The movies are quite different, as it turns out. Okay, but

War the Roses, the Roses are both, Matt. Which one has the line? When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in. I think that's the War of the Roses. That is the War of the Roses. You did it. It is, when your parents are newly divorced and your dad does take you to see that movie,

it is fucking uncomfortable. I'm just going to let you know that right there. Oh, yeah, that does sound like to be rough. But this knew the roses, I bet, would be even rougher because it involves the kids more than the first movie did. He also took me to see Enemies a Love Story and there's an anal sex scene,

which is fun when you're sitting next to your dad. That is pretty awesome. Thank you. When you say an anal sex scene, you mean everyone's very tidy and they clean up after themselves. Correct. Correct. I could watch that with my family.

That wouldn't be so bad. All right. We have to take a commercial break, but when we come back, going to play one more game, and it's going to settle this shit. We'll be right back. We're back. Oh, my goodness.

Gracious, this has really been anybody's game, mostly Joe's, but anybody that's here can still win, Joe. And you know why that is? Why is that? I'll tell you, Joe. All right. It's because all you won for winning that last game was the opportunity to go first in this next game. So, are we don't have, our, do we have any, okay, I'm going to stop. English.

I've always fantasized with having porky pig on the show. You nailed it. I realized at a certain point, it wasn't words. And I was just like, I got to fail out of here in a hurry. You do talk? Abby, Abby, Abby, Matt does talk radio. It's true, but this is late. This is late night.

It's a whole different, a whole different vibe. But do you want to say what you were trying to say? No, I don't remember. It's uncomfortable. Oh, my God, everybody, a bear has come into the... Oh, there's actually one behind us, so that doesn't work. Never mind. Yeah.

All right. Oh, the game is called The Little Search Engine That Could! That sounds more like a tugboat. Okay, so here's how this game works. I picked a word today, and I'll tell you what word and why in a moment. But I picked a word, and I typed it into the search engine on the Internet movie database, and then I wrote down the top ten movies that that algorithm is saying are being. searched the most

of movies with that word in the title so it's a very specific thing but it'll still spit out a list of every single movie with that word in the title in order of how they finish on the algorithm the four of you will take turns guessing movies that have that word in the title if you name one that is in the top 10

depending on where it is in the top 10. If it's number 1, you get 10 points. If it's number 10, you get one point. It's out of the top 10 you get no points for that round. We are going to start with Joe, and then go to Doug, and then Rachel, and then Matt. Flip it around. Joe, you can use a lifeline. All of you can.

All of you can use a lifeline, which is the person whose name you tag you picked. You can go to that person once on your three choices. You could save it for the end, or you can do it early. Depending on how you feel about this word and movies you think have this, that have this word in the title that might be in the top ten. Tomorrow I'm going to Fantastic Fest. I'm very excited about it. I went to a thing once called Fantastic Fast, which was not as fun.

The food wasn't as good. But I chose to do it. the word fast it's in a lot of movie titles but which one Jodorosa do you think is the number one

movie searched today with the word fast in the title well I would have to say the fast and the furious that's what you'd have to say yes but there's like 11 of them So I know that you have to say specifically which one, right?

Yeah, you got exact titles only. I'm going to go Fast and Furious, which was like part six, but I remember that was very big that one. It was just called Fast and Furious. Okay, that's your answer? Yes. Fast and furious is number two on the list. Ooh, Mama.

What kind of weird-ass magic did you pull that off with? Doug? Well, isn't the original just called The Fast and the Furious? Let's just go with that. That was his Joe's initial guest, and then he withdrew it. Well, I'm going to go with the initial. He withdrew it. He took all those the does and stuff out of there.

Let's go with The Fast and the Furious. And he went with Fast and Furious. Oh, he was wrong about when it was in the series, though. It was number four. That was only number four. and they reused the title already. Well, they had to do something after Tokyo Drift.

I'm guessing that's not in the tape. So they were just like, let's really pair it down to just fast and furious. It's pretty smooth. Is that your final answer, Doug? Yes. The Fast and The Furious. Yeah.

Is number four on the list. Good job, Dougie. Good job. Seven points for Doug. This is super... This does feel like we're just going to name out all the... ...competitive. Everything in the series, doesn't it?

Rachel? Fast times at Ridgemont High. Very good. Look at the big brain on Rachel. Number five on the list. Six points. This is really... This is what we call a barn.

and our Matt. I'm going to go with number one at Faster Pussycat Kill Kill. Thank you.

Go ahead and write the points out. Appreciate it very much. You know, sometimes we play this game. It just happened to Kate McHoochee

recently and sometimes a person will get three answers that are all good answers and none of them

are in the top 10. And you're on your way, Matt. It's a good Well, I don't know the fact. I mean, I was going to go with Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It just got pulled. My brain shut down.

I went with the next thing that got shot out. Yeah, yeah. No, that's a good answer because it's not fast in there once. Yeah. Does it have to be the word fast and no conjugation? Well, that's an interesting question. Is it? Yes.

Because sometimes it works out. that way that it's like, you know, it is part of, it can be part of a word. Right. You know, like, uh, will you be honest if breakfast at Tiffany's is in there? See, that's a great example. It's not in there. Okay. Just, I didn't think so because there's a terrible movie.

It's kind of racist. No, because as it turns out, though, as I, you know, glance at the list, it's always, it's always just F-A-S-T. Okay. Thank you. You might start it with that. Nice and simple. All right.

Uh, so Rachel just. went, right? Oh no, Matt just went. Sorry, Matt. Don't want to rub it in. Joe, you're back. Yes. What's your second guest? Don't forget about your lifeline. You can go at any point. My second guest is the fifth installment in the series.

Fast Five. That's what it was called. I know, I know. I'm just, it's just such a small short title. I'm like, making sure I'm making sure that it's... Not written down there? Yeah.

No, it's number three on the list. Oh, shit. That's big for Joe. That's really big. That's worth eight points, Joe. For Fast Five. But we still got the number one movie with the word fast in it

is still out there for the grabbing. Doug, what's your next guest? You already mentioned. I'm going to go with the fast. and furious Tokyo Drift. Big Asian market, you know. Maybe it's the number one? It's not on the list.

God damn it. You were so pumped about it. I just felt bad for how confident you were. It managed to come in at number 11. Number 11 is Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. Okay, so You're still in it, Doug Don't worry about it

My dog doesn't respect me right now, though The dog's asleep Rachel You got another You can go to your lifeline Do you have something? Oh, a little conference with your lifeline Yeah, life line's looking confident

I'll go to my lifeline But you can turn it down if you want whatever they said. Okay, yeah, what's your... You're not... Fast X. He says Fast X, the 10th one in the series.

I'll go with him. You like Fast X? Mm-hmm. I love Fast X. It's number one on the live! Whoa! Hell yeah, bro. Wow.

We got ourselves a game except for Matt. But Matt, you're a good. spoiler because you can come in here and take one of the ones that's got some do that let's do that and you know what I I chose the the the name tag from somebody that I've recognized oh he says not you know what he's a fucking moron let's move on to the fast and the furious two more fast more furious is that really not the name of it that is not the name of it all right I'll take let me

I was just kidding. Yeah, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, I'm going to go with. We already said that. We did. You're right. I knew that. I knew that. You almost slipped it past me.

I really could have fallen for that. But we said that one. No, I don't, I am embarrassed to admit that I don't know a lot about the Fast and Furious. There's nothing to be embarrassed about it. Well, I feel like it's part of the American zeitgeist, and not knowing it makes me not really a good person. No, this is tough no matter how good a person you are. I feel like you do morning radio. I don't know how you don't know this.

I don't think we've ever discussed movies once. I think you must give tickets away from these movies every other week. I don't think I've ever discussed movies. Really? Yeah. All right. You want to ask me about tacos? Got it.

Got it. I got to unlock. Breakfast tacos and the Furious. Thank you. No, I already tried that. He wouldn't give it to me. He doesn't want to go with it. So you got nothing?

Your lifelines got nothing? Nothing? Lifeline, do you have anything right in here? Do you know any of the Fast and Furious movies? If you know any of them. What if you said like an expression that has the word fast in it? Oftentimes expressions get turned into movies. Fast.

Like if you're on match game, fast blank, what would you say? Fast pass? No. It was worth a try. Son of a bitch. Sorry. Hey, the thing is, you didn't know either, so I don't feel so bad playing for you.

This is your fucking fault. Give him his poster back. Thank you. All right, this is very exciting now because Joe has 17 points, and he's in the lead, but now he can add some more points. You have 17 points?

That's greedy at that point. I'm very good. That's why I already have my guess. You do? Yes. And I don't know where it does fall in the franchise, but I believe it might be the second one. I am going to guess too fast, too furious. It's got to be the second one, right? Because of the twos. Oh, that's actually a good guess. Yeah, no, it was a very clever title.

One of the, you know, I don't know about that installment in the franchise. I don't know how beloved it is because it is. not on the list. Whoa. But Joe, you're still in good shape. Okay. Because you got 17. Thank you. Doug can't catch you.

But he can be a spoiler for Rachel. What's your next guest, Doug? Three Fast, Three Furious. Cullen, Tokyo. Nailed it. Nailed it. Does your lifeline have anything? Yeah.

Oh. Lifeline is ready. You're going to ask your lifeline, Doug? Oh. I thought, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, lifeline. I thought it was Rachel. Sorry. Fast and Furious Nine.

All right. That's it. Yeah. Pass and Furious Nine. I could have just done that. God damn it. You didn't help at all, bro. At all.

No, there's nothing called Fast and Furious Nine. Damn it. Nice trying. I'm sorry, I attacked you. It's me feeling insecure. I apologize. Okay, Rachel, this is for... All you got to do is get one or more points.

If you can tell me the 7th, 1, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, none of those have been guests. Can I ask my friend? Did you use your lifeline already? Yes. Okay, so no. just have to do it yourself. I mean, I'd love for you to defeat Joe, but as you know,

he always wins unless it's a dumb Christmas show. Can we have a hint? I didn't say dumb Christmas show. I said one of those goofy Christmas shows. Goofy, that's it. Goofy. What, Rachel? Can we have a hint?

No. I mean, I think you've had a really big hint of, you know, how this is gone in general. but we are in the weeds go ahead Fast and the Furious six

Paul's revenge I got to turn to Joe right now because how would you feel being defeated today with Rachel being

one word off. Give it to Rachel. Please. Please. The Fast and the Furious Six. Sorry. I had a cigarette in my mouth.

The Fast and the Fear's Okay. Now let's say she's two words on. What can I do? It's Fast Furious Sex. Say that real quick. See what happens. Come on.

I got the movie. Is that your final answer? Yeah. No, no, no. Like how it was. which one the fast and furious that's it

six five plus what incorrect I'm sorry what is it oh you'll find out soon enough I'm gonna go with the fast six what

well I don't look dude Robert Redford died this week I memorized every fucking movie he'd ever been in Come on. Come on. Just give it to me. Just give it to me. I spent an entire week learning every Robert Redford movie, even the bad ones. And then you were like, oh, what movies have fast in it? You just gave it to other people. None of the Robert Redford movies have fast in it. Come on. But I know a lot of the bad ones. I know a lot of the good ones. A lot of the Robert Redford movies. Do you guys think I should get the point? Yes. Yes. If it means Joe is defeated.

Don't piss off Reddit. Don't piss off Reddit. I've never won. Joe wins every Christmas. And honest, as a Jew, I need to control this situation. Let me make this official. Joe DeRosa's our winner! Oh, I'm so petty, it feels so good. Do you remember how mad you were about the minus one?

You were so mad about that. Yeah, because I came to play, not to fuck around like the rest of you. Was it Fast and the Furious Times at Ridgemont High? The one that we're trying to get there is the answer is just Fast and Furious Six. I said that first. No, you did. Yes, I did. Fast and furious, and you said the, and then I said The Fast and Furious.

This is the second time this has happened, you guys. You know this is a thing. No, I said Fast and Furious six. You said the Fast and the Furious. No. One of the times you put it in both guys. No, I said Fast and Furious. No, Rachel, I was

Play the tape. Play the tape. I was paying, play the tape. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I don't think that's possible. We're recording the show, so we'd have to stop recording the show to play in the tape.

But yes, Joe? I was listening closely. Rachel, the first time said, Fast and the Furious Six. And then the second time, she said, Yes. Then you had it to do us, both times I said,

you are petty. You are petty. My God, man. you are petty. But I'm so glad you are because I was feeling bad that I was fucking something else up. So congratulations, Joe DeRosa. Thank you. Thank you.

Now, Joe, what would you like to promote? I'm going to tell everybody the rest of the answers. But before I do that, we're going to give you this cushy spot to do your plugs. What would you like to promote? My new special is out on my YouTube. It's called I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. I'd love it if you all watched it and subscribe to my YouTube.

My YouTube is at Joe de Rosa Comedy. And then I'm touring around. I got dates coming up in I think the next place I'm at after this will... San Francisco, punchline, October 3rd and 4th. Come on out to that.

Jodorosa.com for tickets. And if you're in New York, go to my sandwich shop, Joey Roses. Come check us out. Yeah. Thank you. And congratulations to Wagon's Easton. You get the prize back.

Four comedians, and they just all let it go absolutely quiet. All right, so here's the answer is that we didn't get to. I'm too mad at Joe to talk right now. Why are you mad at Joe? Because he won? Oh. I thought it was the thing you were telling me about back. backstage.

Okay, so... That's for sure. Here's how it breaks down. The beloved Too Fast and Too Furious, I wrote it down just because I figured it would come up. That came in all the way at number 13. But then

this is a fun thing about this particular game today, is that Rachel did pull the only movie that's not from the Fast and Furious franchise that's made it into the top ten. That should give me like two points. But there's movies like fast break,

fast money, fast car cops. There's a whole bunch of movies. The fastastic fister fox? Yes, that'd be another great example. The Fast Frontier. Yes. Number 10. This is what I knew no one would ever get

because it is a fucked up title. Fast and Furious Presents colon, Hobbs, and Shaw. No, that's not even fair. Yeah, that is just wrong, and that's why I love this game. Number nine, I can't believe no one came up with this one,

because it's one of the most weird or clever, clever, fast and furious titles. The Eighth and the Furious, or of the Furious, I should say. The Eight of the Furious is the eighth movie in this saga. That doesn't have fast in the title. That's the fate of the Furious.

I know, right? Yeah, that doesn't... It shouldn't count, but it is on the list. Like, IMDB was like, yep, that's a fast and furious thing. Let's put it in there. Is part nine just called Fast 9? Number seven on the list

is that very movie. Thank you for asking. And another one that no one would ever get, because it's called F9, colon, the Fast Saga. Oh, my God. I mean, they have a field day with these freaking titles

of these movies. I love it. So that was number seven. And then number six was just, you know, kind of complimentary to Fast Five, just two movies later. They simply went, you know, Furious felt left out. So they went with Furious Seven.

Just Furious Seven. Lisa, I'm sorry I lost, but I'm glad I don't know this. for both of us yeah yeah no it's it really was a game where you know you can feel special for winning it but you can also not feel dumb for losing it because you really have to know your your fast and furious movies Doug mallard what would you like to promote buddy well it wasn't thinking just watch the roses in theaters now just find me on social add Doug mallard and uh times are tough so be good to each other I'll just say that. Aw.

I hope the other guests have such a lovely message at the end of their particular plugs. Matt Bearden. What would you like to promote? There's a lot of kids out there with cancer and we should probably donate to them.

They're really good people and they have an opportunity and we should give that to them. He started with it. He switched it up. Also, nobody likes radio but I love doing it because I get to

improvise five hours a day in the city of Austin. It's called Mornings Matt and Bob with Chui, and it's on KLBJ 937, and you can stream it or whatever. I like it. I like it. I know it's a dumb concept, but I have a good time with it.

You don't have to live here to listen to it either. No, you can stream it or whatever. Check it out from wherever. Look, the people that own us, radio people, have done everything they can to make radio the worst, and I appreciate that. I recognize.

Good move, old white guys. Oh, I also thought of this, that the fourth movie in the series should have been called Fast and Aforius. That was a missed opportunity. But thank you again, Matt Bearden. I appreciate you being here. And I'm glad to see you again.

But really, not a single question about Robert Redford. You don't have them all memorized. That's a lot of movies I memorized in the last three days. Yeah, you know, I love Robert Redford and, you know, happy to talk about him. The sting. The sting.

All right, we've got a new winner. Sorry, Joe. Son of him. Doug just yelled out the sting, and now he's the winner of the episode. The sting, too. Do your and more furious. Do your plugs, Doug. Rachel Wolfson.

Let's hear it for Rachel Wolfson. Yes. What would you like to promote? At Rachel Wolfson on Instagram And everywhere else I'm on social media You know most comics When I say do your plugs

I could take a little break You just hang out over here for a little bit But yours are nice and succinct And I appreciate that I am going to be doing Douglas movies At one of my favorite clubs to do it at aside from this one, of course, the old sack punch in the Sacramento punch line on Halloween. On the night of Halloween, we're doing it.

And then the next day I'm going to be doing stand-up at 420 in the afternoon at Cobbs in San Francisco. You know where to go for all of my dates and deeds and links. Do any of you on stage right now have a favorite last line from a movie? movie. I do a different last line. I've got one I think that I picked for tonight, but any of you have one that you like a lot?

The end. They say that sometimes. Some character says it out loud. Get ready because next time I'm going to be even more faster and furious here. Mine is Easy Money starring Rodney

Dangerfield. where at the end of the movie his mother-in-law who he hates he ends up in her good graces and getting her money but in turn he has to kiss up to her and the last line of the movie is him using an ascot

to wipe pizza grease off of his face and he goes my mother-in-law for years I wouldn't kiss her face I wound up kissing her ass and it freeze frames on him And the song, Easy Money by Billy Joel starts playing. You tell that story of parties, don't you?

Yeah. I've heard it somewhere before. Did everybody do one? Did you do one, Matt? Yeah, I did. It was not memorable. I'm sorry. If you want to hear all the Robert Redford movies ever made,

come find me after the show. I will list them in, if you want to do cash, the amount of cash they made, the years they were made. I know all the breakdown, so just come find me. Thank you once again to Doug Miller, Joe DeRosa, Matt Bairdon, and Rachel Wolfson. As always, hang on just a second. It's going to be a really short time before this is over. You guys can just sit down just a second.

I've only got 13 seconds left. As always. This is what I assume is the last line of at least one of the Fast and Furious movies. Family! Now it's time for Duck to watch another top if eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes it cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

because Doug loves movies.