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Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love scary movies, all kinds of movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies, recording on Sunday morning, October 26, 2025.
This is an early one today.
It's a brunch edition.
And my guests are Matt Belknap, Gabe Malika, and John Michael Powell.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Let's meet them individually, alphabetically, by first name.
He is a comedian and East Coast friend of the show who has his own new solo show.
It's Gabe Malika.
Hey, Gabe.
Hey, Doug.
It's nice to be back here after hanging with you at the live show in New York.
Yeah, you came out to the show at the Gramercy, and I always appreciate that kind of support and enthusiasm.
And tell us about your new.
your new project.
Yeah, I have a new solo show that's going to open at the Gotham Story Festival in New York.
We got three shows.
It's called The Big Picture.
It's about a panic attack I had while looking at photo albums with my mom.
Which will set off anybody, your mom.
Yeah, yeah, on my birthday, on Valentine's Day.
So, and then hopefully after these three shows, the plan is that it'll have an off-Broadway run in the spring, but I'm still.
sort of working on it, so it's a good time to come check it out in the East Village.
Have you seen the film Valentine's Day?
No, I haven't, but I do feel like it's come up in a trivia on this show before, because
there's so many damn actors in it.
Well, the whole movie's trivial, you know, it's just who's in it, a bunch of people, a bunch
of names.
Doug saw that and was like, this is for me.
Yeah, but I just, I was just wondering, like, if a person, a person, you know, a person
whose birthday is Valentine's Day
managed to go
you went your entire life without seeing the film
Valentine's Day. You'd think it would be more
personal to you. Yeah.
I can seek it out.
I did see the third
what's the Christian Gray?
What's that? Fifty Shades of Grey.
I saw the third one on my birthday. Yeah.
Which was one
way to spend a birthday.
I made my girlfriend watch a
an impossible movie on her birthday one year,
and it was probably a worst birthday of her life.
It's okay.
I got you guys beat.
I took my wife to see, unknowingly,
I could see a reprint of a character for a 7th samurai,
and she couldn't be more bothered by a movie in her entire life.
And when she walked in,
had no idea that it was a three-hour and 40-minute runtime.
I almost destroyed her.
Yeah, that's a day.
It almost led to divorce.
Yeah.
well good luck with your new show and thank you for being here today another guest joining us is a first timer writer director of violent ends in theaters this friday a Halloween release it's john michael powell hey dude
hey man how are you thanks for having me uh thanks for doing it i uh we spoke before we started recording and uh you're actually quite
familiar with this show. You're not one of those
filmmakers that gets tricked
into doing it.
You're much more willing participant.
And as you know,
I frequently cite
things that are going on on the
IMDB site.
And it calls violent ends.
Like a lot of movies, they'll have, like, it'll say
seven or eight different things that it is,
you know, comedy, comedy,
horror, thriller, like they'll list a bunch of shit.
But in the case of violent
ends, it settles just on thriller.
Do you think that's accurate?
Yeah, sure.
It's a thriller.
I mean, more specifically, it is a revenge thriller, so a subgenre of a thriller.
But, you know, we had the premiere this past week.
I will tell you this.
And it was, it was amazing.
So many people laughed.
There was a lot of, you know, there's a lot of my little dark humor peppered throughout.
And I never really, you know, most people don't get it.
It's mostly, you know, my wife laughing at my stupid jokes.
But, yeah, I mean, there's a little bit of a lot of genres in the movie.
I know Thriller makes it easy to sell, but I think I dip my toes in a lot of genres.
Well, somebody might get into the IMDB and, like, add genres as people, you know, actually see the film, you know?
Sure.
But it's just, the thriller is interesting to me because that's like, it's kind of like saying,
suspense more than scary.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I would say it's not your typical Halloween release.
The story is not, you know, it's not a slasher film.
It's not your typical, like, horror genre stuff.
So we're trying to be that kind of, I mean, look, it's called Violent End,
so I don't think I'm, I mean, you know what you're getting into.
So it is violent, it's horror adjacent, but we're trying to be that movie where, you know,
if you want to go to the theaters on the Halloween weekend
but you want to see something other than
your typical, you know, Black Phone 2 or
what have you, we're out there for you.
They've seen Black Phone 2 already, you know?
If you're into that movie, you've seen it.
Like, it's time to move on.
Exactly.
Enough of the phone booth out in the snow.
You know, because that was the thing
to me about that movie is the scariest part
is that they, you know, really went out there
and filmed it in some wintry spot.
Like, you know, everyone working on
It's like freezing all day.
It's like The Revenant, but it's about a phone booth.
Right.
I'm obsessed with people, movies that shoot in cold weather these days
because it just seems like, you know, a stage with a green screen
could probably get the job done.
Right.
Are you much of a trivia person, John Michael?
I mean, I am.
I'm saying that, and I feel like I'm loading, I'm setting myself up for failure.
but yes, I love trivia, and I love, you know, film trivia,
but I'm sure you're going to stump me.
Yeah, well, I mean, everybody gets stumped because it's ridiculous sometimes
how hard these things are, but then also, you know, guessing is, you know,
if you're a good guesser, that can help you out.
But I have one more question about Violent Ends,
because the other thing that's interesting about it is that the lead actor is Billy Magnuson,
Yeah.
Who, you know, even in dramas tends to be like the comedic character.
For sure.
So is that also like what you sort of give a nod to that the movie, you know, has a wink to it because the leading man can be so funny?
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, Billy's just naturally charismatic and he's just funny.
I mean, he's so good at that.
But honestly, this is the first time Billy's been acting for years.
And he always pops up in really great projects.
Like he was in the big short game night.
And he always, like you said, tends to play the goofy guy.
But this is the first movie he's ever been the lead of, the number one on the call sheet.
And also, it's just such a wildly different role for him.
I promise, when you watch the movie, you almost don't recognize Billy because he had just shot that Sam Mendy's TV show where he's, what was it called?
The franchise where he's like, it's like spoofing Marvel.
So he was bulked up like Captain America when he walked on our set,
and he didn't look like the Billy I knew.
I mean, he's funny.
Billy's very serious in the song.
A lot of the sidebar characters are the good.
Like, there's a character in my movie called Fiddle.
So do the math.
There's some goofballs in the movie,
and they're kind of orbiting around Billy,
and he gets to be serious while they get to be idiots.
Well, it's too early for math,
so I'm going to move on to someone whose name is,
one letter off from math he he was a winner on last week's episode and he's one of the producers
he's pressing the buttons today it's matt bell nap hey matt hey Doug how's it going
oh pretty good champ yeah this might be the first time i've ever it might be the first time
i ever won anything last episode and this i don't think i've ever been a returning champ on the
show so it's a it's a i'm a little i'm also a little nervous just like john michael and uh as you
can tell my voice. I'm not used to being, uh, talking this early in the morning.
Yeah. This is a, this is an early morning record. Like you and I were saying,
this might be the earliest DLM ever. It might be. Yeah. Except for maybe one time we had to go
even earlier because we had somebody in, in Europe. Right. On the line. Um, all right. So,
uh, congratulations on your win last week. And, uh, I'm grateful I was able to get you back.
that this worked out before we play some games today uh i'd like each of you to recommend
since it's still the month of october one scary movie we'll start with you matt
what's a scary movie what did you recommend last week i already forgot um barbarian no what did i
Man, I'm totally blanking.
No, I mean, I do love Barbarian.
That's a great movie.
Yeah, somebody else said Barbarian.
I think so.
Wait a second.
When did you...
Wow.
I can't find it in my notes what you recommended.
That's so funny.
I know I...
Well, the thing is, I remember when we were coming in, I forgot that it was October.
And so I was just thinking about recommending the Battle of Algiers, which is not a horror movie at all,
but because I had just seen one battle after another.
and it's sort of referenced in that movie.
So that's all I remember.
I don't remember what I ended up saying for horror.
And now I'm like, I'm scrambling because I'm in my head about like,
I think I've done this before in a past October episode.
I might have already recommended this, but I'll just do it anyway because I feel like
it's one of the lesser anthology horror films, but it's one of my favorite anthology
horror films, which is Tales from the Dark Side, the movie.
Okay.
That's the one that the framing device has
Blondie. It has Debbie Harry is in it.
And that's always fun to see Debbie Harry acting, and it's kind of weird.
But yeah, I don't know why that one, I always like that one better than like Twilight Zone and Creep Show.
I don't know.
It just spoke to me.
And I think it was the only one I ever saw in a theater, which usually those movies were like rentals.
You know, like when I was a kid, you just rent those movies.
Oh, sure, sure.
But yeah, that's a, if you haven't seen that one, and if you haven't seen that one,
And if you like horror anthology, I think it's, it's probably cheesy by modern standards,
but it's kind of a fun, it's a fun watch.
Also got James Remar.
James Remar is in it.
Oh, nice.
Fun character actor.
Yeah, so look for him.
No, he's always, he's always kind of scary.
Yes.
This just in, after you had to toss aside Battle of Algiers, you ended up landing on five nights at Freddy's.
Oh, right, because, yeah, because I saw it with my son.
It was like the first horror movie I took my son to because it's like a kiddie horror movie.
Yeah.
And whenever that came out, he was like 11 or something.
But, yeah, I'll re-recommend that too.
If you have kids and they want to dip their toe in horror, that's what I was, you know,
I definitely think it's better than I expected it to be, which I didn't expect much.
So, you know, it's funny.
This just popped into my head that another movie,
that might be a good entry-level horror for a young person is uh uh it's called
wallie's wonderland uh the nicholas cage thing i've never been heard of it because nicholas cage
is in a like he's like a night janitor or something in a chucky cheese type place and the
characters come to life and start trying to kill people and uh he has to fight them
Cool.
I just looked it up out of curiosity.
Willie's Wonderland.
Willis.
Wally World is the Wally World is what I'm explaining it with.
The Moussa French should have told you.
Okay.
Gabe, what would you like to recommend?
So I feel like I've been on this podcast so many times in October,
and I never have good horror recommendations because I don't watch them.
And now I feel so much pressure.
So I've been working on a CBS murder mystery show
And I'm the youngest person in the room by like a lot of years
And so I'm just like watching what they tell me to watch
So I'm on like a real like Neil Simon kick
So this is a non-heart movie
Last night I watched The Prisoner of Second Avenue
Which is a Jack Lemon movie
And Sylvester Stallone is in it
Before Rocky is the fun fact
To see Rob
Like is he a some sort of
criminal? It's so good. He bumps into Jack Lemon. Jack Lemon thinks Sylvester Stallone stole his wallet.
So it's like 70-year-old Jack Lemon, chases him down, beats him up, takes his wallet, and realizes
that he accidentally stole Sylvester Stallone's wallet, and his wallet was at home. Wow.
It's so good. Yeah, Sylvester Stallone was also memorably a thug in the early scene in the Woody
Allen movie Bananas.
where
where like he confronts
Woody Allen on a subway
and then
Woody Allen does the old trick
at jumping off the subway
and then the doors close
and so Esther Sloan's stuck inside
but then
like the subway often does
the doors just reopen randomly
I think that's
I think that's the scene
but anyway
that's so funny
but Prisoner of Second Avenue
I don't know if it's a straight up
horror movie but it's
definitely the protagonist
has put through the ringer, right?
Like a bunch of terrible stuff.
Yeah, he just has anxiety
and like every bad thing happens to him
and he's already complaining
before bad things happen to him.
And so it just like gets worse and worse and worse.
But I love Jack Lemon.
It was really great.
Have you ever seen
what's the other world?
Oh, the out of towners?
I have not.
That's also, it's so funny.
That's also on the list.
Yeah.
That's him and
him and
oh gosh, I can't think
of her name right now, but a great
actress
like
you know, stuck it, like
travel pans gone awry.
Like it's an absolute nightmare
if you, you know,
watch it today. It's very, it's a very
bleak movie reminding us
how fragile,
you know, travel in big city
a big city can be.
But they remade
it with Goldie
Han and
Steve Martin, I think.
And as is often
the case in those scenarios,
it did not work out that great.
Sure.
Sandy Dennis.
Sandy Dennis is the name of the actor.
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah.
That sounded like I have like an earpiece
and somebody told me that I really
Sandy Dennis. I thought of it on my own.
Doug's doing a quiz show on his own
game show.
always always uh all right so john michael we've got uh arguably two not very scary films so far
so what's your scary movie recommendation i'll try to go scarier i'm look i'm i'm i'm not the
biggest horror aficionado but um you know i i tend to be i like movies where the you know
the the the horror is gets under your skin kind of thing more than uh you know the jump scares and all that
stuff. And there's this Romanian film I saw this is going to be slightly obscure, but it's called
Be My Cat. Have you guys ever heard of this movie? I have not, but I'm already in.
It's like 10 years old, I think, something like that. And like I said, it's Romanian and basically
a role around this guy who is an aspiring kind of filmmaker. And he starts meeting
girls on the street who he wants to, you know, put into his movies.
and kind of lures them into acting, you know, auditions and things.
And then kind of slowly you start to realize this guy's got these weird pinks
and nefarious things going on.
And he's kind of a serial filmmaker kind of actress abuser.
And it's weird.
It's not that sounds terrible and it is, but it's more like, you know, at one point,
I vividly remember he, like, convinces some girl to dress up like a cat because he's got this cat kink thing going on.
And meanwhile, he's always filming it with his camera.
So the movie feels so real because it's presented as a documentary.
And it's one of those things.
It's kind of like Blair Witch, like the first time you saw that where it just feels,
I guess I haven't seen a movie since Blair Witch that kind of tricked me in that way,
where this feels like somebody made a documentary where they're, you know,
casting a movie that they're trying to make.
and then slowly but surely these women kind of get put into these awful scenarios by this guy
that leads to this, I don't want to give anything away, but this really crazy, climactic ending.
But it's definitely one of the creepier movies I've ever seen.
If you're creeped out by weirdos with cameras, this is your movie.
Well, I certainly am, so I'm going to check it out.
do you think
do you think it has a cooler name in Romanian
do you think me my cat
was just like
you know that's the best they could do to
translate it something definitely
lost in translation for sure
it sounds like you know before you
described it it sounded like it could be kind of cute
you know but
it turns out not so much
yeah more like the darker
side of being a furry
right well it's it's a definitely another tale from the dark side and uh t a i'll yeah thanks for those
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Wow, that was a frightening amount of time.
The first game we're going to be playing today is a slight revamp of a game we play quite often.
I just added one word to the title, and it's called Whose Scary Tagline Is It Anyway?
I'll say a tagline from a scary movie, and then you guess which one it is.
You have to get the accurate, correct title, and Gabe will go first, and then if he doesn't get it, then John Michael gets a shot at it,
and if he doesn't get it, then Matt gets a crack at it, and if nobody, did I say Matt is a crack addict?
it's so early
so then
if nobody gets it
nobody gets the point
first person at two points
or most points
after four rounds
is our winner
Gabe are you ready
I am ready
here we go
what movie out of all the movies
do you think has the tagline
the trick
is to stay alive
the trick is to stay alive
the trick
is to stay alive.
I'm going to say,
oh, goodness, I don't know the answer, so I'm going to guess.
My guess is, I know what you did last summer.
Terrific guess is, you know, it's the correct genre.
And this is, you know, pretty vague tagline,
but it is not.
I know what you did last summer.
Okay.
John Michael, do you know what this is?
Geez, I don't, I mean, my logical brain is,
the trick is to stay able to the game.
I'm going to guess, I'm going to be very on the nose,
trick or treat?
You know, sometimes that happens,
where the word, you know, a word in the tagline.
line will actually also be in the title.
It's not unheard of.
Makes for maybe a little too easy
of a game.
So unfortunately, that is incorrect.
Matt.
Yeah, I was trying to logic it out too, and I was
trying to think of, is there a horror movie
about a magician who kills?
And I couldn't think of one.
So I guess I'll just go back along the same lines
as John Michael and I'll say, Halloween.
I mean, they're all, you know,
you know, all of these serial killers in these movies are magicians because they, you know,
they make entire bodies.
That's true.
The ultimate trick.
You know, yeah, they really get you.
But, you know, sometimes you just got to take a wild swing in this game and you are correct, Matt.
Whoa.
Wow.
Oh, Matt.
Oh, my God.
What?
Halloween from 1978, you know, a lot of the taglines, because, you know, these movies have, you know, multiple taglines.
and a lot of them are, you know, referencing Michael Myers in some way,
but this was one that was a little bit more generic.
And so, Matt, you are on the board.
Crazy.
But Gabe, you have got a shot now.
What movie do you think has the tagline,
Evil had a destiny?
Is it final?
destination
didn't we just go over this
no it's not final destination
and all you know just to make it easier for everybody
it's not any movie from the final destination
thank you for saying that I was absolutely going to guess
whichever final destination was left on the board
those are hard to get the correct title
oh yeah I don't know any of me
yeah which one's Tokyo drift
that's one of those franchises
where they like you know
some of them have a number
some of them don't
some of them have a subtitle
some don't
John Michael
do you have a guess
well
based on the fact
that Matt's wild guess
I'm just going to go
with a wild guess
and I'm going to guess
Friday the 13th
not a terrible guess
not the
title I'm looking for
but that character certainly is evil.
Matt, you got another wild swing for us?
Yeah, I mean, to me, the tagline itself gives no clue as to what it is.
So I'm going to, again, follow the lead of John Michael and just take another shot at a classic franchise.
I'll say, A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Oh, that is a classic franchise.
I think that would be evil had a destiny, it would be a little too vague.
It's very random for that movie.
It doesn't fit at all.
But that's the thing, Doug.
Sometimes in the 70s and 80s, the taglines didn't seem to fit the movie because
they're just, some marketing person slaps it on there without really knowing what they're doing.
No, it's true.
And I agree.
This particular one is just very slapped on.
It is from the second time that they decided to make a film called Halloween.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
The remake?
For 2007.
We got the Rob Zombie one?
The Rob Zombie one.
Oh, man.
Came up with, after all the history of Mike Myers and Halloween movies, they came up with
Evil, had a destiny.
What is Michael Myers' destiny?
That makes no sense.
Yeah, that's weird.
It's really, but it's a bad one.
But that's part of the fun, I like to say.
Back to you, Gabe.
first crack at this one
just when you thought
it was safe to go trick or treating
um
is it
Halloween 2
that is correct
from that movie 981
I think we see a team here
yeah
you figured it out
John Michael
here's your chance to get on the board
Oh, God.
You can do it.
What movie do you think has the tagline?
Family is forever.
Oh, God, family is forever?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Well, we've got a theme going on here.
I don't know, H-2O?
I'm thinking of the bad Halloween.
I'm like, what, what happens?
How many?
That just to me sounded like, you know, there's a movie about water.
I don't know.
No idea.
But that, that, there's, that title, I don't even know it offhand, but I think it's
Halloween H2O is the following H-2O is the following H-2O.
The most clever of the Halloween titles.
It was the 20th anniversary.
Don't you get it?
It's so clever.
Yeah, it's so weird.
Wait, what was your guess?
Well, I guess Halloween H2O, but if you're hinting me, I don't know, Adams family, geez
forgot about the H2O, no, it's not H2O, Matt.
All right, you might ding me for not knowing the year, but I'm going to say the other,
the one after the Rob Zombie Halloween remake, what was that, like 2016 or something?
That's a David Gordon Green one?
Yeah, the David Gordon Green one.
Yeah, that was a good one.
Yeah, yeah, actually, I liked that one, too.
He started fresh and just called it Halloween, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Incorrect, Gabe.
Damn it.
Oh, God.
Shit.
Is there a Halloween three?
There is.
Yeah, Season of the Witch.
Season of the full title, if I was holding out for a full title,
and also if that were the correct answer,
but it is not.
You all three were like
fantastic guessers on this one,
but this was
the Rob Zombie Halloween
2.
The son of a bitch.
The people coming up
with the tagline for that one, when they
heard evil had a destiny, they're like
hold of our beers.
family
forever
makes no sense
it doesn't take any sense at all
it might even
that might have just been a typo
on IMDB
all right so this is
this is end up being very
exciting competition
because we're currently in a tie
and that means
John Michael
you'll just have to sit the rest of this one out
but we'll be back to you
in mirror moments
because Matt, it comes down
to you. And this next one, if you
get it right, you win
this game. If you get it wrong,
Gabe gets a crack at it.
If you both get it wrong, and then
nobody wins this game,
which is fine, but I
like to have a winner
because that person gets to go first in our
next game.
So here it is, Matt.
40 years later,
evil returns home i mean it can only it can only be one of two things which is the aforementioned
david gordon halloween or did rob zombie make a third halloween i don't remember i don't think he
did and if he did it that would have been that would have been 2008 which is when his first wait
Boy, I'm all tangled up now.
40 years after the first one would have been 2008, right?
Or no, no, 2018.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say David Gordon Green's Halloween final answer.
That is, you got there.
That is the right answer.
Yes.
Nice.
It came out in 2018, and the original Halloween was 1978.
Right.
But that's where I just, I'm completely lost as to I thought David Gordon Green's Halloween's
well I guess they didn't I guess they do pick up 40 years later yes and Laurie Strode is in it
but it's just so funny to just call it Halloween doesn't make any sense because it feels like
it's just another remake of the first one they were riding that crazy wave of every reboot is also a
sequel you know like like the force awakens and like some of these movies they're just like
it's it's the same movie as the first one but also it's a it's a continuation of the story at the same
time which is very strange all right well we have a winner thank goodness uh way to go matt
thank you i can't believe i'm going to be the champ again guys i'm going to have to come back and
produce the next episode well that's you're really uh putting the card before the horse
because you still have a whole other game to win because you only all you won for winning that
first one is the opportunity to go first in the next game that we will play right after
this break we'll be right back
we are back
and
I'm excited about
our big final
game today because
it's called
Mr. Hitchcock
Oh boy
yeah
I went and found
on Rotten Tomatoes
their ranking
it was so hard to find
Rod Tomatoes has listed they ranked all 51 Alfred Hitchcock movies based on the critical response.
The top 10 movies, number 10 has 95% on Rod Tomatoes.
That's how many movies he had that scored 95% or better, the top 10.
his worst at 51 was a 38%.
So to be a filmmaker and make 51 movies and the worst reviewed one is 38% on the RT is pretty impressive
because even a lot of the great directors have some real low ones on there.
But that being said, if you get, you're going to
take turns, the three of you, guessing movies you think will have landed in the top 10.
If you get the number one movie, it's worth 10 points.
The number 10 movie is worth one point, and you'll each get three guesses total.
Starting with Matt, then John Michael, then Gabe.
How are you feeling about this, Matt?
Are you a big Hitchcock fan?
I watched a bunch.
I haven't seen them all.
Yeah, I like, I like, yeah, he's, he's great.
He's one of the best, I think, right?
I mean, it's hard to argue.
He sounds like he was maybe a huge creep going back to Be My Cat.
He might have been one of that kind of guys.
But, yeah, no, that's the thing that's interesting is that, you know, sort of the weirdo
obsessed characters in some of his movies, you know, clearly a reflection of his own weirdness.
Yes. And on that note, Doug, I will jump right in. I have to say, if it's not, if this isn't the number one, then some critics weren't doing their job because it's a stone cold classic, one of the greatest films ever made, in my opinion, Vertigo.
Right? Right. Who doesn't love Vertigo? Both the movie and the sensation.
Um, yeah, just, uh, you know, a shot that we've seen in movies ever since, the vertigo zoom.
Yeah.
You know, yeah.
You know, in a movie that do it down that stairwell, the camera, you know, what is, what is it?
Pushing forward while zooming out.
You either, you either, in while you dolly out or zoom out while you dolly in, I guess you could do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, either or like the, the, the, my favorite one, of course, is in Jaws, the one where, uh, sheriff's on the beach, yeah.
Um, okay, so, uh, I'm afraid to say, Vertigo just missed the cutoff.
What?
Seriously?
What are you talking about?
Vertigo's number 12.
Oh my God.
Wow.
And this list is absolutely bonkers.
That what are you even doing?
But that's like with, uh, you know, a 93%, uh, you know, wow.
Score.
You know, it's a very high score because he's, he made so many.
I thought that was a slam dunk for number one.
Not even like, oh, it's definitely top 10, which I assumed it was.
But I thought no one's even, I thought everyone's going to get mad at me for getting to go first because I just took it.
Layup.
It's supposed to create an advantage for you, but you took that advantage and just squandered it.
Absolutely squandered it.
And what a shame that you came up with a total lame answer.
Can we just talk for one sec?
Let's just talk about how this might have happened.
if critics of the did critics of the day not get it or not like it like were they
creeped out or just confused i don't know what could have happened here well here's the
other thing you know the way that it works if a critic gives a movie a i thought i thought it was
okay then that ends up being in the plus side if you go oh it wasn't that great then it ends up
be you know and of course at the time there might have been naysayers because you know there
might have been some people that didn't want to watch Jimmy Stewart silently stalk a woman for two hours.
You know what I mean?
Like, I didn't want to hear that guy talk because he's got a funny, you know, funny way of talking.
But, yeah, I don't know, because that's the other thing is that Rotten Tomatoes, it feels like they add into an aggregate more recent reviews of older movies.
That's what I was counting on.
I was counting on the more recent reviews being like, well, everybody now agrees.
this is maybe one of the top 10 best films ever made.
But then how many people are genuinely doing a new,
you know, like almost like the movie needs a big re-release to get like a wave of new news, you know.
So anyway, this will inform everybody's choice of moving forward.
I would probably think because it really is just kind of a crapshoot.
John Michael, what's your first guess?
Well, I'm going to go back.
I'm going to lean on your Jimmy Stewart being a creep.
And I'm going to go rear window.
Well, you know, he was, he had a, you know, he had a broken leg or whatever.
Yeah, let's give him the benefit of the day.
What else is he going to do?
That woman, the woman leaves her drapes open.
She's dancing around all the time.
Her fault.
She had it coming, Doug.
He wants to be seen.
Well, but now we're talking number two on the list.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Number two.
Rear window with 90.
percent positive
reviews
from from
1954 which is
you know
obviously it's very set bound
because it takes place
all in his apartment
and what he can see
from his apartment
but it is still like
you know
doesn't feel like that old
you know like it feels
super contemporary
and watchable
I mean Grace Kelly
that's just you know
that's ridiculous
whenever you know
wherever she walks in
it's just like
holy shit
this guy. I know. He needs to, that leg needs to heal.
You guys got business to take care of. All right. So that means John Michael has a whopping
nine points out of the gate. The only thing that can stop him, well, not the only thing. You can
get two, you know, two correct answers and possibly top his score. But naming that number one
movie would really do it for you, Gabe. What do you think the number
one Hitchcock movie
is. So my
favorite is rear window, but if I had
to guess what beat it, I'm
going to say Psycho.
I mean,
that to me was like
Vertigo. That to me was like, oh,
there's no way that that isn't
going to be way
up there. And then
just to let you know how many
well-reviewed films he
has, Psycho
is number seven.
Jesus Christ.
Once Vertigo was not in the top 10, I was like, well, now Psycho can't.
Like I thought I thought one, two, three was going to be like, yeah, Vertigo's Psycho.
But like, that's another movie that I could see critics of the time being a little creeped out by and upset by.
And like, yeah, you can't do that.
You can't kill the main character 30 minutes into the movie or whatever.
Sure.
Anyway, okay.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's like that's the thing is.
I think some of these movies were better received through time than they were initially.
And also, keep in mind, we're talking, it's at 97%.
It's not like they said, like, fucking psycho sucks.
Like, it's very, it's very high up there.
We're talking about four guys.
Yeah, exactly.
To his other movies.
And these are such slight degrees of, you know, difference of love that they share for these films.
so Matt
with all of this in mind
oh my god
it's like it's almost like it's too much
like how do you process
I know but I had another thought
and I was I'm glad that Gabe didn't take it
because this was my
my thesis here is that
another movie that I feel like
invented a genre
maybe Psycho could be
lay claim to that title too
but North by Northwest
it's still being imitated today
It's the prototypical thriller, and it's amazing.
And I think it's more crowd-pleasing, maybe.
I think maybe even people of the time would have been like, hey, this was so fun.
This is amazing.
So I'm going to say north by northwest.
It'll be especially nostalgic when Trump adds his face to Mount Rushmore.
I'll be able to go back and look at when Mount Rushmore was, you know, those other four dudes.
Because I think they'll, like, the ballroom at the White House,
they'll make his head way, way bigger than the other four.
It'll be on top of the other four.
Yeah.
But North by Northwest, you're right, is really an absolute certifiable classic
and finish lower than you'd think, but still a respectable six on the list.
Oh, Jesus, Christ.
Yeah, so, Matt, you're on the board of five points.
This really is anybody's game now.
But John Michael could really run away with it.
If you name the number one movie right now, it's pretty much over.
I have no clue.
You'll have an insurmountable score.
But you can think of other Hitchcock movies, right?
Sure.
Yeah, no, I can, I love Hitchcock, so I like all the way.
That would be the scary part is if I had anybody playing that just were blanking on
the Hitchcock movies.
No.
The other question is, you know, throw that.
that dart at the wall and see, uh,
that's the thing. There's like,
it, we're talking about decimal points here.
Um, it feels like,
it feels like the horror stuff isn't as well regarded.
I mean, I know we're talking about 97 versus 90.
So like, it feels like the thriller kind of,
you know,
who done it is the stuff that's leaning towards the top. Um,
I'm gonna go,
I'm just kind of take a,
I have a feeling it's going to be something that we had not even thinking about.
I'm going to go strangers on a train.
I like the way you work that out.
Made a lot of sense.
Made a lot of sense on paper.
But missed entirely is what you're saying.
When I look at the paper with all the movies on it,
I'm just teasing it's number four on the list.
Oh, wow.
Well, now he is on, now he's unstoppable, right?
It seems like, well, not quite, but it's, yeah, you've, Gabe and Matt, you need to really step up now.
One of us needs to get number one, right?
And even then, I don't know that it's doable, is it?
Well, you know what, Matt, you're right.
You, you are, unfortunately, I'm eliminated, right?
You're not going to make it.
But I can stop Gabe from winning if I name the number one.
Exactly.
What would that accomplish?
Yeah.
But it's Gabe's turn now.
So let's see if Gabe can start an inch closer to
to John Michael.
Yeah.
So one of the things about being the youngest person in this writer's room
is we watch a lot of Hitchcock.
Like we're like constantly looking at stuff.
That's what?
Yeah, yeah.
It's fun.
So, but we, this one I just don't think is number one.
So, but I'm going to do another one.
Let's say the birds.
Ooh, that's a fun one.
that's so fun
it's probably too much fun
too much fun
you know
there might have been some critics at the time
they were just like
how can you
Suzanne Plaget is a national treasure
how can you just peck her eyes out like that
that's all
as a kid when I watched a Bob Newhart show
or anything she was in
I was just always like
but she got her eyes picked out in the birds
could not stop thinking of that image
and obviously well regarded
probably at the time
and through through you know up until now
but unfortunately Gabe
it's number 11
oh no point
and what percentage is number
like what's what is that
11th is like what 95% or something
like 94 95 yeah it's
wow geez that's incredible
yeah
No, wait till you hear all of these.
The results are pretty amazing, and I'm very thrilled that we had a competitive game
because with, you know, you just never know.
I could have had three people on.
They were just like, you know, not into Hitchcock.
Sure.
I mean, the most recent movie of his we've been discussing is Psycho from 1960.
Right.
So when people start using, though, that was before I was born, excuse.
That's when I start to feel super old.
But Matt, do you want to take a swing just for a fun?
Sure, yeah.
I think this one, I think it's going to be one of these ones that I probably haven't even seen,
but I, you know, like a couple of titles are floating around on my head.
Maybe I said, well, so one thing, one thing popped into my head is dial him for murder,
but I don't know that that's going to be that.
I mean, it's good and it's another kind of classic.
But I think the one that keeps coming back to my mind is Rebecca.
Yeah.
It's a good one.
And I don't, I'm not, I don't even remember if I saw it or not,
but it just seems like one of those ones that people, probably people of the day probably
thought was great.
And it kind of universally agreed upon as a great movie.
Based on a play, I think.
I think it was also a play because I think I did like a scene from it and like seeing
class or something and
it is
a 98% or number
3. Oh wow
awesome. Man
Becca. Yeah. So the
other other thought I had along those
lines was spellbound.
Is that is that in? Well, hang on. We still
got more players. Oh, shit.
I forgot. I thought I thought.
So the game is the game is already.
John Michael can push his
When I lose in a game, I start screaming
out answers too. Like I'm a little
You're eliminated.
Right.
I'll take this whole game down.
You just did a version of flipping the board.
Yes.
That is the Zoom equivalent of the tabletop flip.
But that was still a pretty impressive comeback.
You're only, you know, three away from John Michael.
We can all agree that Vertigo should be number one.
So I really do win the game, don't I?
Yes.
I mean, I, you know, I think a lot of these.
deserve to be number one over the actual number one.
But before we reveal it, let's play this out.
What's your third guess, John Michael?
I'm going to guess.
Oh, man, I'm like trying to think of his filmography.
I'm going to guess, shadow of a doubt, maybe.
Interesting.
Yeah.
What?
Why did that one flash into your head?
Well, I was doing that in 39.
Those are just two of my favorites.
Yeah, I thought 39 steps because that was another big way.
I think at the time was very, very successful.
Yeah.
And then I had rope in the back of my head, too, because of the way they shot it.
I felt like that would do well with critics.
Who's in shadow of a doubt?
I don't even remember.
Who's in shadow of a doubt?
Yeah, I don't know offhand.
but I was surprised to see
and especially delighted
to hear, you guess it, because
it is number one.
What?
Oh shit! Seriously?
How?
Shadow of a doubt from
1943 is 100% on rotten tomatoes.
Yeah, that's higher than vertigo?
Unbelievable.
Yes.
Yes.
Very well received, which makes me feel like
it's probably the most middle of the road thing
that Alphan had trapped ever.
did. Yeah. No, it's good. It's good. I mean, I'm sure it's good, but I'm saying, you know, in terms of
like offending anybody, you know, like, every one of these movies has something that could, you know,
be a trigger for a person, uh, but in that, you know, or feel like a stunt or, you know,
whatever, but, uh, shadow of the doubt's probably just a very straightforward, well-told,
uh, story. I've got the cast for you, Doug, if you want to. Okay. Yeah. Here we go.
Teresa Wright, Joseph Cotton. Or, oh, Joseph Cotton.
above the title and then with mcdonald carry patricia collinge henry travers and wallace ford the poster
warns us not suitable for general exhibition oh this is before the mpa i guess they just had to sort of
mourn you well yeah and also like that was hitchcock's hitchcock was always like you know making
trailers that would basically tell you do not you cannot see this if you're you know if you get scared
easily and even even his movies that were more thrillers than scary like they would really
promote them like some fucked up stuff was going to happen um Gabe do you have one last guess
um I so I was going to say torn curtain but I actually don't think it was well reviewed
that's one of the few I haven't actually seen it was if it was a nice curtain you know if
didn't have a big rip in it then you know that's your is that your guess your final answer
Let's make that my guess.
That's not anywhere.
Okay, so.
They don't even acknowledge it as a Hitchcock film.
That's how bad.
Yeah, no love for Paul Newman.
I wrote down a bunch of them, but I didn't write that one down,
so I couldn't tell you where it landed.
But it's definitely not number 51,
because that was a movie called Juno and the Peacock.
Just a catchy title.
Yeah.
I mean, that would throw off.
I bet you could trick a lot of people.
think there are Hitchcock fans
with that one. I'd never
heard of that. Okay,
so congratulations
John Michael, first
appearance on the show, and you took the win
in a huge way.
26 points
in that last game.
And so that means you get to do,
before I reveal all the other
answers, although you did
a great job, everybody, of
knocking off most of the top 10.
But before I reveal
what you missed.
John Michael, do your plug.
Violent ends is in theaters
this Friday.
Yeah, it's in theaters Halloween.
Spooky. So, yeah, the plug
is, you know,
it's a revenge film that's set in
Arkansas where I was raised. So it's a
you know, it's got,
if you're familiar with like Blue Ruin,
green room, it's got Jeremy Solonyé vibes.
And if you're into action and
vengeance, it's a fun one.
And it stars Billy
Magnuson, Nick Stahl, James Badgedale, Kate Burton and
Alexandra Shipp. And it's, yeah, it's a fun ride.
Yeah, that's a great cast, and I'm excited to see it, and I'm sure, as
they do these days, it'll be available Thursday night
if you want to see it. It is, yes. As your pre-Hllowing tree, if you've got
pre-amble, yeah. Halloween plans. Thank you for being here, dude.
Thanks for having me. I enjoyed it. I'm glad you had a good time, because now
I'm about to ruin everybody's
bun with some crazy
crazy things that are on this list.
I wrote down all the way to
I thought it was interesting that number
16 was frenzy
which was
a pretty disturbing movie.
That might be his last film?
I think that was his last one, yeah.
A necktie killer. So you see
people like with their own
tongue hanging out because they got strangled.
so hard with the necktie in a frenzy clearly number 15 is one of his funniest silliest
movies and i i enjoyed it very much as a kid because it's it's not terribly scary it's called
family plot oh yeah so bruce durn is very funny in it he's great yeah and then um
uh to catch a thief was number 14 that was a little out of that wasn't a normal hitchcock
because it was kind of a, you know, sexy cat burglar movie.
And then 13 was the aforementioned rope.
And then, one of the birds.
Ten was French correspondent.
I would never have guessed that.
That's incredible.
That's incredible.
That's great reviews, yeah.
Nine, one, I'm surprised, didn't come up, notorious.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's a very well-title.
It's a good one.
Well-known title.
I would dare even call it notorious.
is. And then number eight was, I think Gabe mentioned it, the 39 steps.
Yeah. Yeah. Or that came in number eight. And then another one that slipped in there, again,
probably not too scary or thrilling, but very well reviewed, the lady vanishes.
Oh, yeah. That's a title that always sticks out.
Yeah. But now if they remade it, instead of a lady vanishes, they would call it the
Irish goodbye.
All right.
So congratulations once again to John Michael, but let's get some plugs out of these other
fellas.
Gabe Malika,
tell us again the deeds for your new one-man show.
Yeah,
I got a new one-man show.
It's called The Big Picture.
It's running November 4, 7, and 16 at the Gotham Storytelling Festival in New York.
And it's all on my Instagram at Gabe Malika.
thank you thanks for being here Gabe always a pleasure thanks for having me
Doug Matt Bellknap before you press the stop button on this recording
session yeah what would you like to promote well since you're at the end of this
podcast it's time to find another one to listen to and you might as well check out
never not funny wherever you get your podcasts that's Jimmy Pardo's show that I co-host
and produce always a good time if you just want to have a silly laugh that's what we're
going over there. So yeah, check that out. And then I'll see you guys at the, you know,
at the library where I'll be studying my Hitchcock so I can do better next time.
You know, Hitchcock may never come up again on this show. You never know. So if I'm ever back
again, I'm going to be like thinking, okay, what other, because you did Spielberg the last time
I was on. So it's like, Spielberg, Hitchcock, who's the next director, Doug's going to play this
game with? Yeah, but I don't play a game every. It's like, it's like going on the
price is right, hoping you get to put Plinko.
I know.
It's right with Chiru.
I want to do that mountain, get that mountain climber game out here.
Cliff hangers.
It's one guy, but it's called Cliff Hangers with S.
Yeah.
I think they just screwed up when they made the, you know,
physically made the mountain.
There's no cliff involved.
He's just, he's just hiking up a mountain.
Well, he falls off the cliff.
Oh, right.
If they don't get the prices.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Yes.
My, I love it when he.
falls off the cliff. I wish they would add the
the Wilhelm scream.
Screaming.
Oh, hoo hoee!
That's how they like goofy.
Yeah, exactly.
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