Doug Loves Movies - Matt Besser and Bill Dwyer Guest

Episode Date: December 6, 2008

Doug talks movies with UCB co-founder Matt Besser and former 'BattleBots' host Bil Dwyer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody! Special section. Hello everybody! Hey, and welcome to I Love Movies, Doug Benson Loves Movies, call it whatever you want. It's happening now at the UCB Theater where we do these podcasts right before Comedy Death Ray so the folks that are coming to the Comedy Death Ray show can come in early and get out of the cold and hang out.

How you guys doing? Is everybody alright? Yay! Let's get into movie talk. I've got two guests, as I have every episode this season, two friends of mine who are hilarious comedy performers in their own right. And the first one I'm going to bring out here, you may know from a motion picture called Ski School 2,

where he played a slope. Ladies and gentlemen... Oh, you might also know him from that old show that had robots fighting. Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Dwyer is here. Give it up for Bill Dwyer. In the house. Either side, Bill.yer is here. Give it up for Bill Dwyer. In the house. Either side, Bill.

Just pick one and grab a microphone and talk into it as soon as possible because, of course, it is a podcast. You bet. Fantastic, Doug. You're not saying into it. Is it weird sitting like this and I'm not Matt Vaskersian? A little bit, yeah. Matt Vaskersian or perhaps Sean Salisbury or perhaps Tim Green. You sit down with a lot of guys and commentate on stuff, right? Yeah, Matt Vaskirshen or perhaps Sean Salisbury or perhaps Tim Green.

You sit down with a lot of guys and commentate on stuff, right? Yeah, I have. Zach Selwyn. Yeah, these names mean nothing to me. Really? Yeah, we're here to talk about movies, Bill. Yeah, movies. Were any of them in any movies?

I think Vaskirshen was in something. I think he was a fake announcer in something. Probably playing an announcer in something, yeah, but I don't know. All right, cool. And the other guest. I've got other movie credits. Our other guest. When we get a chance.

You know what? I should have brought you out alphabetically. My other guest. My other guest would have sat quietly while I was trying to introduce you. Done. All right. You'll hear no more from me, Doug. That is so hard to believe, Bill.

Laughing doesn't count, I guess. You can laugh all you want. One of the founders of the Upright Citizens Brigade, an original member, and we taped the shows in essentially his theater. This is his place. This is his baby. Yeah, and he was in that Walk Hard movie,

and he has a small part in Junebug, which is a movie I adored. Amy Adams, Academy Award nominee. Did not win. Didn't win? Robbed! Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Besser is here! Holy crap! And he wore a hat!

Pat Besser is here, everybody! Hat looks good. Thanks, I'm celebrating Chinese democracy's release. I thought you were really going to just say, I'm celebrating Chinese democracy, like it happened today. That happened? And I wasn't paying attention.

Yeah, just today. Too busy prepping for my movie show. I love movies. So, you got any movies in the can? Anything coming out? I'm in year one. I don't know when that's coming out. That's Harold Ramis' next movie.

I have a very small role in The Soloist. Have you heard of that one? Oh, yeah, that one was supposed to be a big Christmas award contender. Then they went, no, let's put it out in March or February. It's coming out next year instead. I actually did a scene. That means it's not as great as they were hoping. I did a scene with Robert Downey Jr.,

but we never actually, I was never in the same, I was in a car in front of him and he's in a car behind me and we're screaming at each other. So I did a scene with him, but I never actually talked to him or saw him or got anywhere near him.

That's the way. That was probably in his contract. That's where you want to get in your career. Yeah. I want to do a movie and not see anybody.

I did a thing for VH1 for Best Year Ever where I guess Britney Spears is going to interact with me in some way, but she wasn't there either. She would not be

in the room with you. Not even a hologram? She wasn't there. No, no. And I just say something vaguely insulting to her. Really? So it'll be interesting

to see how that comes together. What'd you say? You're fucking crazy. I don't even remember now. Dad, did you see the MTV 90-minute special where she set the record straight? She explained everything, Matt.

She totally explained it. She's like, sometimes you just want to shave your head. Yeah. Sometimes you're just a crazy redneck. Sometimes.

Yeah, yeah. She just says, I've grown up big time. Like, no, big time is not the right, that's not the right value for growing up.

Yeah. Big time is not a proper measurement for any, like, did you enjoy it? Did you enjoy the movie? Big time. What does that mean For any Did you enjoy it? Did you enjoy the movie? Big time What does that mean?

Wow you're an adult aren't you? Whoa easy there So I did want to segue into movies Because that's what we're here To talk about Love them Brittany needs to make another one Because Crossroads was

Was awesome Yes almost there Almost perfect And what about you Bill Bill Mann? Do you have a movie coming out? Yeah, I do It's a little movie called Turdville

Oh, is that that one that's all in black and white Except for the Shining gold turd And I'm the mayor of Turdville Yeah, Tobey Maguire and reese witherspoon right uh they were there again as holograms so we had to we had to act in a circle around them nice so you don't really have anything coming out except for turdville i do not have a movie coming out all right i don't have anything in the can either but it's a fun question which project on

a dvd you're in a thing called the Bogus Witch Project? Yeah, we filmed it. I don't know. How long ago? I don't know, but Steve Agee was the director, and I didn't even know that. He wasn't there the day I was there. But he directed it, apparently. That's the best way to do it.

Did you know that? Wait, back up a second. What's it called again? The Bogus Witch Project. So it's a Blair Witch parody. How did you... Oh! That's why you've got this podcast.

But you made it recently? No, no, no. We made it ten years ago. Ten years ago. So you didn't know who Steve Agee was ten years ago. I didn't, but he wasn't there. I hear you guys made it before Blair Witch actually even came out. They based the original on the parody.

That's what we've got to start doing. We've got to start getting a jump on the successful movies. When you think something's going to be hot, make the parody first. Yeah. The first soloist. The doubleist. Yeah. Yeah.

Pre-parody. Somebody could rush out a really lame movie that's the same exact story, couldn't they? The way they do parodies these days, all they do is they just nod to one moment in the movie, pretty much, so you can just get whatever the moment is from the trailer. Yeah, and then somebody gets punched or falls down. Like, it's all like,

oh, this is how we put Frost Nixon in its place. Yeah. Frost will kick Nixon in the balls during the interview. Yeah. And that'd be one of the scenes in the parody. Yeah, exactly. I just recently got the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, which whenever they do a list, I like to bring it on my podcast.

I'm guessing you got that sometime this week. I'm going to question their, yeah. And they have the, what's, how many is it? The 50 sexiest movies ever. Is La Bamba in there? Which I never understand. I never understand these kind of articles. When you turn the page and number one is the first thing you read about,

it's like, oh, well, now I'm dying to know what 48 is. Right. You know, once you've seen number one. So I have to skip around. I have to go back to 10 because I want to count them down from number 10. I want you guys to've seen number one. So I have to skip around. I have to go back to 10 because I want to count them down from number 10. I want you guys to see what number one is. I got a question.

Can I ask a question about that list? Is Two Moon Junction in there? Let me see. Starring Sherilyn Fenn. Is anybody familiar with that movie? That's it. You'll both guess a movie and we'll see whose is higher. Yours was Two Moon Junction?

Yeah. Anybody remember Two Moon Junction? There's got to be. Sherilyn Fenn. I don't think it's in here, dude, but she was really hot at that. How about Shave Teen Cunt 6? Sherilyn Fenn also in that. I thought STC5 was better

I can't find two mood ducts in Orr I enjoy PSTC Partially shaved Well they're gonna say You might be the first C word on my podcast Right Nine and a half weeks has gotta be in there You're getting a call

It's in there Oh my agent's calling Bruce Balm is calling No it's not Hey Bruce That's the first C word on my podcast. Right. Nine and a half weeks has got to be in there. You're getting a call. It's in there. Oh, my agent's calling. Bruce Balm is calling. No, it's not. Hey, Bruce, I'm in the middle of the podcast right now. The promptest show in Hollywood. You know the thing that I got you to get Bill Dwyer to come down and do? So I got to jump, but I'll call you back in a little while.

Wait, the year of living dangerously. He manages both of us. I called him and said, can you make sure Bill gets to the show tonight on time? And then he calls me while the show's going on. Maybe he thought that you didn't show up or something. He was doing some damage control. Oh, okay. Because you're one of his wildest clients in terms of hitting the bottle and not showing up somewhere.

What was I looking for? Well, the year of Living Dangerously. Oh, Body Heat. Body Heat. You win. You win with Body Heat at nine and a half weeks, I'm sure. Body Heat is number four. Body Heat was sexy.

Yeah, that was a sexy movie. Oh, my God. I saw Four Christmases today. And... The opposite of sexy. And there was a trailer for some movie. Now, I'll never remember what trailer it was. Maybe if somebody knows it.

Five Easters. But Kathleen Turner is in it briefly, in the trailer. Oh, no. She looks fucking horrible. That's a goofy thyroid or whatever she's got going on. She looks like she got backed over by a truck full of donuts and did not let them get away without eating every last one and then getting backed over again.

without eating every last one and then getting backed over again. So, nine and a half weeks has got to be in here too, but I'm getting exhausted from flipping through the magazine. 24. Bam. All right. The Year of Living Dangerously.

Yeah, I don't agree with that. That's the one where Linda Hunt played a man. That takes all the sexy out of it. She won Best Supporting Actress. What the fuck? Right. That was crazy. You can't have a sexy movie with her floating around in it.

No, and you can't. And Sigourney Weaver, her face looks like a skeleton anyway. What? How many of these do you think you've masturbated to? Is that possible? Out of the 50? They are sexy movies, right? Yeah.

But for some reason, I was more of a magazine Aficionado as a child Yeah You never masturbated It was hard to masturbate Through the horizontal To TV Because the parents were Cable blocker Yeah

Oh yeah I did like that The sexy movies being all Yeah I think I see Penetration In the corner Oh yeah

Yeah Well whenever anybody Asks me When a list comes up And people say How many of these are you masturbating to, it's usually right across the board. Out of 50, usually 42. No matter what the list is.

Yeah, yeah. 50 best vegetables. Right. How many of these are you masturbating to? 42, usually, really. I'm going to masturbate to this list later. Sometimes it'll be 44, but usually 42. I'm going to take this magazine home

and just jerk off to thinking about all these sexy movies. Yeah. Love and Basketball, number 28. That shouldn't be in the top 50 of anything. What? That shouldn't be in the top 50 of movies about love and basketball. What's 50? Okay, yeah, that's a fun game.

Let's go all the way back to number 50. Schindler's List. I was one of the naked Jewish extras on that, and I'll tell you, man, when those cameras turned off, we got a little crazy. We were scams, that's for sure. 300 is number 50. What?

What? For that naked golden man? Because they're all naked, yeah, and the queen was kind of hot. Wow, Yossi and Jagger coming in at 49. Yeah, I don't even know what that is. Yossi and Jagger. I see cat people get so much play on TV. It is always on. I've never seen it.

Are you kidding me? I've never seen it. I bet you it's on every weekend. But your TV's stuck on Encore, right? It's stuck on 1982. Rudy has switched over to MTV now. Because I think they play cat TV on Encore a lot. Rudy's stuck on 1982. Rudy has switched over to MTV now. Because I think they play Cat TV on Encore a lot. Rudy's on MTV, yeah.

I saw a few minutes of it the other day. Yeah, it's off TBS now and TNT, and now it's on MTV all the time. Yeah, it was... Secretary. Yeah, that's... Secretary. That's another one that's in the list, Bill. That's a bit of a rascal.

Secretary. Can I tell you the last thing you ever want to do is ride in a car with Bill Dwyer, because if there's a goddamn sign, he will read it out loud. If you're in the middle of the city. Oh, Dunkin' Donuts. He makes me sound like a rube. That's so untrue. I don't read every sign.

It would be impossible. No, but if there's a sign with more than two or three words on it. I think it's your Broadcaster training Like you're just used to Reading copy Perhaps And selling the shit

Out of everything Check the podcast I haven't popped a pee yet Doug That's right That's my broadcaster training Hey When we used to go to lunch

When we worked at Warner Brothers Why did Why did you and John Throw up bread Into that one storefront Just for fun Yeah we'd always get An and John throw up bread into that one storefront? Just for fun? Yeah, we'd always get an extra little loaf of bread from this one restaurant.

Or a roll or something? A roll, yeah. And then as we were driving by, this one shoe repair place over on, I think it's on, not Victory, but- Alameda or Riverside? Yeah, one of those. It was on Riverside. So whatever.

And we would just, as we're driving by, hurl the bread into the store. A lot of times we'd miss. It's a hard, you know, it's a tough thing to do. It's a single doorway, but a lot of times the doorway would be open and whatever. Bam, it would go right in. A fine, hardworking old gentleman in there, I'm sure. And we would laugh ourselves silly because after months of that happening once or twice a week, they must just be like, who the fuck are these people?

Why? And why do they keep throwing pieces of bread in our shoe repair store? Yeah. And they're like, is there a message to this? This harmless, soft prank? I don't understand. I'm a cobbler.

This is a bread product? Am I missing something? But no, it was just because. And why you guys chose that store, do you know? I think because the door was open. Okay. I think we were driving around looking for somewhere to throw the piece of bread into. Because I told John, he keeps me young, I'll tell you that.

Because he always wants to throw shit into places. And like, you walk out to your car and you have a license plate frame that says, been there, done that. that you're like oh john really yeah he does that he puts license plate frames on his friends cars that say say retarded things like i'm not gay but my boyfriend is you know stuff like that

but we could he's not in a movie though so we have to go back to talking about movies uh before sunsets number 10 not sexy at all It's the one where they Walk around France all night Talking Oh my god

Julie Delpy Oh yeah Doesn't there have to be At least a little bit of nudity In a movie for it to be sexy That's what I say Am I wrong I never saw Walk on the Moon

Does Diane Lane get naked in that Yeah Somebody's clapping That she does She's a good looking woman She gets naked in everything She's a good looking woman But I thought

What you call it What was that movie She was in with Richard Gere? Not Rodanthe, but the first one. Oh, Cotton Club. I thought she was very sexy in Cotton Club. Cotton Club is a sexy movie. Where was that on the list? Yeah, it's not on there.

Last to Mohicans. I will find you! And no matter what happens, I'll be inside you once again! You sexy thing. Yeah. Madeline Stowe. I used to always like to say, let's drive Madeline to the Stowe

around the time of Driving Miss Daisy. Number seven is a goddamn sexy movie. E2 Mama Tambien. Have you seen that? Yeah. Holy shit. That is the... Even when the two fellas made out right there.

That is almost as sexy as that Harry Potter movie he did. That part was still kind of sexy. Right at the end when the two fellas made out, am I ruining it for anybody? They make out a little bit, and it's still kind of sexy. I just never got over that scene where they're both hanging out by the pool full of leaves, and they're both just masturbating wildly, and then some woman comes out and yells at them, and they just keep doing it it's like god damn i grew up in the wrong country um

don't look now is number six that's the creepiest ass movie ever what's still donald sutherland and julie christie and there's there's sex in it but it's really creepy sex and there's like some sort of weird dwarf guy in there. It's Nicholas Rogue. He made a lot of weird movies. Number five is Bull Durham. I don't know. I guess some people think it's sexy because it's got a sport in it.

Have you ever seen Crash? Crash? Or no. What was the one? The car crash sex movie? Yeah, that was called Crash. Oh, right. Yeah, that's called Crash. crash yeah which i don't when the

other crash came out i'm like how could why do you do that like that's a real david cronenberg james spader movie that like oh now we got two movies called crash yeah yeah there's the one that won best picture a couple years ago that's stupid i'm gonna make i'm gonna make a bull durham movie and it's gonna have nothing to do with baseball or fucking anything. Bulls. Or Bulls. No, none of that.

Body Heat, number four, aforementioned. Now this, number three, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. A lot of people, there's somebody clapping. I cannot get enough of that movie. I fucking cannot stop watching that movie. Yeah, it is the sexiest thing to me because I do like sexy people hitting each other. Oh, all right.

You know, but one of them's a girl, so it makes it a little less gay. Like, I used to watch Fight Club over and over again. Yeah, yeah. And, you know, in the scene where Meatloaf whips out his giant mantids, I would sit there and think, I would like to see you fuck those. What?

It's one of my 42. 42 what? Fight Club. On the list. That he's masturbated to. Oh, you've masturbated to 42 out of the 50? Yeah, always. All right.

I didn't know Fight Club was even in here. It's not. Number two is a joke because it's in black and white. Nothing sexy happens in black and white except for the aforementioned Schindler's List. His Girl Friday. Oh, that's old. Yeah, that's old shit. Now, Bill, do aforementioned Schindler's List. His Girl Friday. Oh, that's old. Yeah, that's some old shit. Now, Bill, do you want to guess what's number one?

Did you see? I saw. Oh, you saw. So go ahead and guess. I must recuse myself. No, go ahead and guess. Take a bond, Hayden, guess. I'm going to say Cool Hand Luke.

You got the number of words right, so maybe when you glanced at it, you just noticed it was three words. Ah, so it's No Way Out with Steven Seagal. No Way Out was Kevin Costner, I think.

Oh, right. No, this is a sequel or the prequel. It was a prequel. It was like Crash. It was the parody of it. It was completely different. They made the parody

before they made the actual movie and they changed the title. Is that in there? No Way Out? Yeah. Is that in the top 50? It's gotta be. That's a pretty sexy movie. Because he fucks Yeah. Is that in the top 50? It's got to be.

That's a pretty sexy movie. Because he fucks what's-her-name in the back of a limo? Oh, yeah. Sean Young? Sean Young at her sexiest. I heard Kevin Costner's sperm made her crazy. Oh, really? That's the rumor around Hollywood, that he fucked her in the back of that limo, and then

she went into Tim Burton's office in a catsuit. You should read up on your Hollywood... Auditions? The movie is called Out of Sight Number one everybody And I can't say I don't disagree It's pretty sexy Yeah but it's also like super violent

Remember the scene where that one guy's walking up The big fat dumb guy's walking up the stairs And he has a bunch of meat from the freezer And a gun And he falls down and shoots himself Right under the chin right Yeah really violently and hilariously. In the number one sexiest movie of all time, you get George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez

in the back of a car trunk. And a fat meat stealer who gets his head taken off by himself. That'll show you. I was going to finish that sentence, but thank you. Lesson learned. This really has a sportscaster feel to it because you you're good at that you just you just kept talking like it was still me talking i was listening to it going those are some of the words i would use do you ever see out of sight matt i did i didn't love it like everyone i love it it's why it's one

of my favorite sodeberg movies i think because the other ones are all experiments in nonsense like like every soda berg movie it can't just be a movie about with a story it has to be and we shot it all looking through sewer grates or yeah you know what i mean or like the catering every day was just pizza you know and that doesn't lead to a good movie. All the actors look sick to their stomachs. Like, just make a movie, you know what I mean? Like, that Che Guevara movie he made is four hours long, and they're going to show it in two two-hour installments. Yeah.

Like, that first two hours has to kick so much ass for you to go in for two more boring hours of Che Guevara. Wait, this is about to happen? Yeah. They expect people to come to the movie? I know something like this. That's never happened. They expect people to come to the movie? I know something nice that's never happened. They're going to release it as two movies, aren't they? Yeah, that's what I just said.

No, but I mean, no. Oh, I thought they were... It's still going to have the same names. It's going to be like... I guess it sort of worked for Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2. Yeah, I was about to say. Although I would have loved to... Why isn't there a place where you can go sit down

and watch the whole Kill Bill thing in one sitting in a theater? Why hasn't that ever happened? They probably did that, didn watch the whole Kill Bill thing in one sitting in a theater? Why hasn't that ever happened? They probably did that, didn't they? Where? Afterwards. Has anybody ever heard of that? The Vista. No, they haven't.

They did it at the Vista. I was driving by the Beverly tonight, and they're having a Dolomite tribute. Dolomite? Yeah, I almost said, fuck the I Love Movies podcast. Yeah, I could have run this thing for you. But we've got to get to an exciting game of Leonard Maltin. You guys have done the show before, so you know how this works. We get a cheap round of applause for no reason, and then I find a movie.

And I actually planned ahead this time. I got a good movie. Here we go. Because a couple nights ago, once a month here at the UCB Theater in L.A., I do a show called Doug Loves Interrupting Blank Movies. Whatever theme the theater has for the month, that's the theme for the show. So the theme for UCB this month

is very tasteful, is drugs. Yeah, what was the movie? And so people brought, I brought a clip from the original, Willy Wonka and Scott. Oh, when he's going through the tunnel? Yeah, that's the one.

Oh, I love that. Big time. Yeah. I forget what he's saying though, but I know the intonation. I know every word, and I recited it along with him. There's no earthly way of knowing which way the river's going. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane?

That is a good thing to point to for people who have never... Not a speck of light is showing. So the danger must be growing. For the rowers, keep rowing. Tripped on acid. And they're certainly not showing. Yeah, and there's fucking... First, there's like a worm or some shit going across some guy's lip.

Then there's a fucking chicken. A giant chicken. A chicken gets its head cut off. Yeah. Like, it's scary-ass shit. But it works, because when I was a little kid, I loved that movie,

and that sequence scared the shit out of me. But then the rest of the singing and the other things I enjoyed, like, it's fun to be, you know, it's like the monkeys in Wizard of Oz, like, you know? Yeah, you don't, yeah.

Put some intense shit in kids' movies. They always do, though. They don't, yeah. Put some intense shit in kids' movies. They always do, though. It's just... They don't do it enough. There's always death. Bolt does not have any chickens getting their heads cut off.

But is there death? How does the hamster breathe inside that little ball? They always have. They always have their... Yeah. Okay, they always do. You guys are right.

They always do. I don't think those things are airtight anyway. I'd like to return this hamster ball. See that hamster in there? Can't breathe. It's dead. Give me a hamster ball.

Okay. I tried to act out the guy taking it back. All right. I knew what movie I wanted. So this is one of the movies that we did not show a clip from. Hamster Ball Returns. But we talked about it on Trippy Movie Night because it's a trippy movie. Airtight Hamster Ball Returns.

Can I get a manager to the front? Don't go to pet stores, you guys. I heard that somewhere. I don't know why. Oh, Midnight Cowboy has a good kind of trippy, I'm high scene. Right. When he's getting high.

Yeah. Right? Somebody slips something in his... Yeah. That's a good one. Man, that movie. That movie's like anti-sexy. When he's in the bedroom with Barnard Hughes,

he's like, No, Joe. I don't have any money, Joe. Don't hurt me, Joe. You know what's anti-sexy? I'll tell you what's anti-sexy. You knowing that that old guy's name is Barnard Hughes. That guy's a Tony Award winning actor.

I know who he is too, but it was still a great opportunity for me to burn you. Have you ever heard my podcast, I Love Old Tony Award Winners? Yes. Okay, here we go. This movie came out in uh how much time do we have we got two minutes oh okay uh this movie came out in 1997 i saw deep roy in person no i just want to throw that in now really interesting deep roy is the asshole that played every oompa loompa i know i didn't like that i didn't like that but when you see him in real person he's an elegant little man. I am mad. It's fantastic. I'm mad

at him for taking all those parts away from other working dwarves. I agree. And I am mad at Russell Crowe for Body of Lies and taking away roles from middle-aged, fat character actors. He just took away from the one in that case. But why did Russell Crowe put on weight for that movie?

Oh, I play a guy who sits around and talks on the phone a lot. Yeah, guys like that could be thin. They could be like in normal shape. Like, what a fucking asshole. Asshole.

I'm going to change the end of this show. I'm going to change it to he's a shithead at the end just because he really is. Here we go. And if he ever wants me

to be in any of his movies, I'm totally into it. Okay, so this is Lost. I almost just said the name of the movie. Oh, yeah. So you guys should be able to get this. You want to do another one? No. Because you still won't get it right away. Lost in Space. Nope. Lost Friday.

But that's funny. Giovanni Ribisi is the first name. Wasn't he in Lost in Space? Yeah, he was. He played Will. No, he played Dr. Robinson. No. Wait. This is part of the quiz. Marilyn Manson was in this movie. Mmm.

Yeah. Don't yell it out if you guys know it. Robert Loggia. I like him. Oh, yeah. He was great. He's great at that scene early on in Officer and the Gentleman when he's standing around in his underwear and his thing is just, you could just clearly see his joint.

He's like, just standing there scratching at his balls. You know, he plays Richard Gere's shitty father. His father, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know he's a shitty father because he's standing around in his boxers in front of his son. Scratching his joint. With his joint almost peeking out of the flap. His joint?

What is this, Dick Tracy? You're right. I should have said Dick. What is this, joint Tracy? You're right. I should have said dick. What is this? Joint Tracy? What is knob? Okay. Gary Busey was in this motion picture.

Henry Rollins was in this movie. Whoa! This is one of the worst lines, really. I think Dark Knight sounds like Henry Rollins when he's Batman. I think he sounds like Henry Rollins. What are you doing over there? What are you doing? Yeah.

Now, this is a giveaway word, name. Jack Nance. Do you know who Jack Nance is? Jack? No. It should just be name a movie with Marilyn Manson. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

I didn't know Marilyn Manson was in this. And he gave us a word in it. But Jack Nance played Eraserhead, and then he was in a lot of other movies by the same director. Not Lost in Paradise. It's not Lost Boys. I just don't. Michael Massey, Lisa Boyle, Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor?

What? I know. When I saw this cast list the other night, I was like, this is fucked up. So where does Marilyn Manson and Richard Pryor sub? What are those? You know the scene where it's in a leather shop, Marilyn, a guy, runs over him in a wheelchair. That should narrow it down to a year. Because Richard Pryor was probably in a wheelchair in this movie.

Natasha Gregson Wagner, who was in a bunch of movies. Robert Wagner's daughter, right? So this is a trippy movie. It has the word lost in it. Yeah. Is that for sure? Yeah. And we've sort of established

but you guys have ignored it that is directed by david lynch oh directed by david lynch uh yeah because i said jack nance was in a racer head and he's been in a bunch of his other movies oh jack was the listeners are want to kill you guys right now and the people in the audience i don't patricia oh i know i know what it is i know what it is I know what it is lost highway yeah lost highway you guys noticed I said it like terrible I said that five minutes ago listeners did you yeah rewind the podcast that's so funny you really did I just said every lost film I could oh you could think of oh yeah but you knew but, okay. So he wins. No. I don't think so.

No, I think the tape will bear him out. I think if we listen to it, I don't ever listen to the podcast, but if you want to go check it out at iTunes. I'm filing agreements with the commissioner. I don't know why I'm saying it like anyone who's listening to it will know how to get it. Although you guys, does anybody here tonight listen to it? Do you guys listen to it at all? A little bit? Or do you come out and see it live?

They come out and see it live every time. Way better. Why bother listening to it once they saw it? I mean, no offense to you people, but home. Once again, for Hat Besser, Bill Mandwire. Sure. Or whatever. If that's all you can come up with,

that's fine. Bildo Or whatever. If that's all you can come up with, that's fine. Bildo? Whatever. Bildo? Yeah. I don't like that. You can throw that out there sometime. I'm Doug Benson.

I'll see you guys next time. And Russell Crowe is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies