Doug Loves Movies - Matt Braunger, Billy Wayne Davis and Amy Miller guest

Episode Date: October 1, 2021

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Doug welcomes Matt Braunger, Billy Wayne Davis and Amy Miller to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth They're still not warm, then he won't sleep Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. That's the same thing that happened the other night. I love a festival crowd that wants to come see a fun show that they never listen to. So don't go woo after I say this next line.

Just listen to what everybody else does. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. That's what it normally sounds like, but I appreciate the woos as well. Thank you for being here. This is my second Douglas Movies, as I said, this week here at Moon Tower Comedy Festival and my first time at the Creek and Cave in Austin, Texas! I got a wobbly mic stand.

All right, here we go. What day is it? It's Saturday, September 25th. And before I bring out my guests, I got to do Doug plugs. Doug Loves Movies is coming to Wise Guys in Las Vegas on Saturday, October 9th. And I'm doing stand-up at Comedy Works in Denver

on Sunday, October 10th. For all my upcoming dates and deets and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Yeah! Ted dancing. One guy, one guy said Ted dancing.

There you go. All right, that's the last time you have to feel bad for not knowing what to yell out. We get those over with early today. Let's get the guests out here. My guests are three of my favorites, and I'm sure they're favorites of yours as well. Please give a big warm welcome to Matt Bronger,

Billy Wayne Davis, and Amy Miller. warm welcome to Matt Bronger, Billy Wayne Davis, and Amy Miller! Hello! What's up? We're back. We're back, baby. Watch out for that bear. I got him.

What does that hat smell like, Billy? Smells like bear. Dead bear. Good old Texas bear. They're endangered. They're so far away from you. Why don't you arrange the chairs so that I can't see any of my guests. Here, Amy, do you mind standing up for a sec?

No, I don't. I'll do whatever. I just have to be able to see across and see everybody. Billy has like a perfect cowboy visage, you know, like the shape of your face and head. Oh, his profile? Yeah. I put that on, I look like an eighth grader someone drew a beard on. Like, it's trying to be a cowboy.

I did not notice the hat backstage. Oh, I just stole it from the bear. Oh, are you kidding me? The bear still got a hat on. The bear was wearing two hats? No, I had a different hat. I got on stage and I was like, hey, that bear has an Oakland A's hat.

The fuck? I was really like, yeah, what's the story? Why Oakland A's, bear? Do not I was really like, yeah, what's the story? Why Oakland A's bear? I thought that you could not hesitate. I'm taking that hat, man. I just switched them. I'm strangely in love with the bear now that he's wearing that hat. Plus his body type. He's so chill. It really is

a good look for him, but maybe more of a local sports team of some kind. He's watching the game. He's got a fish. He's all set. He's quiet, which I like. Yeah, he's one of the some kind. He's watching the game. He's got a fish. He's all set. He's quiet, which I like. Yeah, he's one of the quieter bears. He's just

a gentle giant. So for the listeners at home, there's a bear on stage. All right. In Oakland, it's... I have a lot

of weird requests when I come to a town. I was like, if you can have a bear on the stage, I'd appreciate it. Get rid of the creek, get rid of the cave, just bring in a bear.

Your writer is insane. Yeah, it's really complicated. I'm like, a water bottle with the label taken off because I'm not a corporate shill. I take the label off myself. It's Hill Country Fair. Why would you say it after I said that I took the label off? It's gin. Come on. A brand no one's ever heard of. This is a big

day for Hill Country Fair. I said it again. I'm sorry. Let's meet all of my guests individually so that everybody knows who's talking. Of course, we know her voice because she's on the show so much and we love her so much amy miller

is here everybody thank you oh my god it's my first live doug loves movie since 2019 what if i just i could cry right now but it would make everyone really uncomfortable i feel it though feels nice right it's good it's make everyone really uncomfortable. I feel it, though. Feels nice, right? It's good. It's good to be back. And with a bear, it's like such an incredible bonus. I've been doing this show all these years with no bear on stage, and now I know what I've been missing.

His name's Matt, Doug. That's right. Let's say hi to Matt Bronger. That's right, let's say hi to Matt Bronger Well done That's all he's going to do is just tell Amy how good she is At her remarks, yeah Sometimes the bar compliments you Alright, no one

I think there's just a general sense of confusion. Like, this is a show about a bear? We came to see something about movies. Sometimes people think Doug loves movies is that we're going to show a movie and talk during it or something. But no, we're going to chat about movies and then play movie-related games.

But before we do that, we have to say hi to our third guest in the fun hat that probably smells like a bear it's Billy Wayne Davis hey everybody you're from Texas so what

I mean you seem like you're from Texas do you is a cowboy hot hat like a I mean, you seem like you're from Texas. That's fair. Is a cowboy hot hat like a... Has that ever been a part of your life? Oh, no. No. Because you're pulling it off.

It looks like you're comfortable in it. It hurts a little bit, I'll be honest. But, no, I can pull it off. I'm from places that people wear them If that makes sense I'm just happy the bear from the Revenant's here He's still up on charges For what he did to Leo

Yeah, he did not ask Leo if he could do that Nuh-uh, there was no consent It's called assault, guys It was a very grisly scene She's back! Don't applaud that! Home run! There was no consent. It's called assault, guys. It's assault. It was a very grisly scene. She's back. Don't applaud that. Home run.

Home run. You can laugh. Just don't applaud that. Those are our guests, my guests, our guests, all of our guests. And we're going to play some games in a minute. But first, I'd like to ask everybody, and I'm sorry if I'm sprinting this question on you. I should probably warn you ahead of time. But we'll start with Amy.

I think she knows what's about to happen. Could you please recommend a movie? It could be any movie. From old, new, just something you think people would enjoy. Well, I finally watched Cruella, and I really enjoyed it. It's very fun. It's very pretty.

It's kind of like Project Runway with dogs. And those are two things that I like. What about Dogs in Jeopardy? How do you feel about that? Great. You don't mind dogs that are being threatened? No, I think they should get to host Jeopardy.

I thought you did mean dogs on Jeopardy. And I was like, I don't know why you're bringing it up, but that sounds fucking awesome, Doug. What is dog? What's on top of the house? As Matt Amodio would say, what's dog? So, uh,

he's the current champion, and he refuses to say what is, or who is. He just says what's, and no matter what the answer is. So he'll be like, you know, what's Auschwitz? So he's like the bad boy of Jeopardy? He really is, yeah, because he also has a system where he just immediately starts picking

the highest number question in every category. And he then works his way up, because you're more likely to get to the Daily Doubles quicker. And he always gets the Daily Doubles, and then wins on most of those. And by Final Jeopardy, he's got more than double of the closest competitor. So very often, Final Jeopardy with this guy is not suspenseful. He's already won at that point, because you know he's not going to wager too much. And yeah, it's pretty amazing.

He's on his, I don't know how many wins now, I think 1,000. And he's a dog? Yeah, it's a genius dog. I am in and out over here. We just talked about this. I am in and out over here. They were experimenting on him, and they gave him super genius intelligence.

Oh. Like hallucinogenic drugs and electricity. Made the dog smarter. You missed all this? I'm looking for my horse. That's all I'm doing. I'd like to see that dog that presses the little buttons

to talk, like the different ideas and thoughts. I'd like to see him eventually be on Jeopardy. This is on top of your house. What's Ruth? Yeah.

Classic. All right, so Amy's going with Cruella. Yeah, sorry. Nobody seems into it.'s going with Cruella. Yeah, sorry. Nobody seems into it. You guys like Cruella? Alright. I don't want to spoil anything,

but the dogs aren't in as much jeopardy as you think. If that's what's holding you back, I was held back by it being $19.99. And that's why I just watched it. Because it's free now. If you have Disney Plus. Why am I plugging? Anyway, Hill Country Fair water.

Better than this generic water. Doug just has a bucket. All right, so let's move on to Matt Brawner. Could you recommend a motion picture? Yeah, it's incredibly effed up, but I saw a movie called Possessor that is a horror movie. I don't know what it is about me,

but I find horror movies cathartic, and it's been a high-anxiety fiesta these last couple years, so I'll watch something, and I think part of it is just like, well, at least I'm not going through that kind of thing. But Possessor is a woman, it's like a

futuristic kind of thriller where this woman basically gets her psyche inserted into other people's brains and goes and kills people, and then they pull her out. And she gets put into this guy, and the guy kind of fights back, and they have this kind of war in the dude's mind. It's incredibly violent. Like, violent the guy kind of fights back, and they have this kind of war in the dude's mind.

It's incredibly violent. Like, violent to the point where parts, I was like, you didn't have to do that. Like, you didn't have to, like, stick a cane in his mouth and break his teeth. You know, like, some people are like, man, just kill the guy. I know you hate him, but Jesus. But it's incredibly... Don't stifle my creativity.

I'm sorry. Billy Wayne Davis wrote and directed it. No, but it's wild. I think it's on Shudder right now. And yeah, so it's nuts, but it's really well done, and it's like a modern noir. It's like Quantum Leap with murder?

Yes. Oh, no. And intentional Quantum Leap. Oh, boy. She knows where she's going, kind of thing. Nobody's ever seen Quantum Leap. Nobody. Oh, boy. She knows where she's going, kind of thing. Nobody's ever seen quantum leap. Nobody? Oh, boy.

I just said, oh, boy. Oh, okay. When Matt says, oh, boy, you guys react. I'm kind of Bacula-ish. That's true. You are Bacula-ish. I call him Count Bacula. One, two, three.

That's how he does his quantum leaps. One, two, three years. Also, isn't that one of those movies where nerds will push their glasses up and explain to you that quantum leap isn't the right words to describe what he does in that show? Probably. Quantum, I think, is a very small amount of time, I think. that Quantum Leap isn't the right words to describe what he does in that show. Probably. Like, he doesn't... Quantum, I think, is a very small amount of time, I think. Or amount of something. But anyway, the science on that show is wrong.

That's why I never watched it. Same with that Hasselhoff show where the car talked. We didn't have talking cars yet. There's no lifeguards in Malibu. Baywatch? There's a lifeguards in Malibu. Baywatch? There's a talking car in Baywatch? Yeah, it was the dumbest twist.

But I'll tell you, when he rescued people, it was fun. Because they just hop in and they drive back up on the door. I remember talking bouncing breasts. Which, I guess I watched it high all the time. Yeah, that was just for you. That's why, because you were high. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the only time you like bouncing vests. You said high instead of horny. No, I always like them. Possessor. Yes. Okay. Sometimes I worry that a guest comes in and just makes up a movie. Oh, it sounds like it, but no, that was the last movie I saw of her.

Okay, Possessor. Possessor and Cruella. So we got, it's almost kind of a theme going here. It is October, so I guess scary movies are... It's not October. Almost. This episode doesn't come out until the very beginning of October, but I still had to be honest in the moment

because people were thinking, this guy doesn't even know what month it is. We chose to watch him host a show. What do you got, Billy Wayne Davis? I may have... One of my favorite movies is Wonderland. It's got Val Kilmer and a lot of really incredible actors in it and it's about

John Holmes and that murder at the Wonderland apartments and it's it got overshadowed because it came out at the same time

as Boogie Nights but it's it's fucking good it is really and if you guys get a chance it's awesome

and the soundtrack is amazing too so it's just it's a really And the soundtrack's amazing, too. So it's just... It's a really well-told, awful L.A. story. Yeah. It's not funny. No, you cause Matt Bryan to just get up and... I didn't ask him to get up.

Start walking around. Well, that movie reminded me how all the hippies started doing coke and then started packing enormous guns and then hanging out with a guy with a giant cock. So it made me feel weird. So I went over to that table for a second. I like that you know. And they promise you that when you move to L.A., and it doesn't happen.

Doesn't happen. Where's the hippies with coke and the giant cocks at? Yeah. I'll tell ya. Yeah. Nice. Moon tower! I'll tell you. Yeah. Nice. Moon Tower.

I'm just cheering Amy on, man. That's all I'm doing. All right. We got three movies that I feel like they'll all make me uncomfortable. I saw Wonderland when it came out. And you're right. It is an intense movie and doesn't have that stylishness that Boogie Nights. Boogie Nights was just such a fresh thing in general, but I'd check that out again.

And Cruella, like you said, it's free now if you have HBO Max. You can watch that In this month right now October Happy October everybody We're all sober right Matt said Possessor and we all shuddered Cause that's

What that's on Nice It's a very grisly movie Right Right everybody That is a good follow up Nice. Yeah. It's a very grisly movie, right? Right, everybody? Right, bear? That is a good follow-up question.

Does anybody have a favorite movie that has a bear in it? An audience member does, but I wasn't looking over there. The movie The Bear. Have you seen that movie? Oh, yeah. Where those guys are on a mountain, and that bear is like... That bear, at one point, the guy's on the edge of the cliff and the bear goes...

He starts scraping the ground like, jump, jump. And it was like, oh my God, that's the scariest thing you can imagine. It's like you either get mauled or you jump off. And I was like, how did they get that bear to do that?

To look at him and go, no, you need to jump. I'm gonna murder you. Like that trainer was high-fiving himself all day. That was a crazy talented bear. It's a talented bear. Might have been multiple bears playing that role. Well, I gotta go with Great Outdoors,

which is the fucking best ever. But that bear was like in every 80s movie with a bear, right? Like he was a star. He was the go-to bear for a while. Yeah, he was making money. Yeah, they did. It's like Dennis Hopper

in Apocalypse Now. There's a moment in that movie, though, that bums me out because someone, you know, showed me it, and if you slow it down, there's a part

where you can genuinely see the trainer hitting the bear with his stick. Like, it looks like a very thin stick, like maybe not, you know, it's more like just to get his attention, I think, but it's more like just to get his attention I think

But it's still like damn Okay I'm going with Paddington now Hey but to be fair Bears don't listen Billy was the trainer Because you're always stealing their hats Billy That's true And my favorite movie with a bear in it is Grizzly Man

That shit is hilarious Oh my god in it is Grizzly Man. That shit is hilarious. Oh my God. Sorry, it is. That, of course, is the movie where a guy became friends with a bear until the bear was like, Oh, today you die. Yeah. I love that one.

There was a new bear that didn't know him. They just showed up. Oh, a new bear wandered in and killed him? I've never watched this movie. You guys crazy? We hate these people. I'm going to eat this fuck. That's what happened. And then all the other bears are like, all right. Good point.

I can't believe he was eaten by a side bear. This side murder piece killed him. I just enjoy how often white people choose danger just to feel alive. Yeah. I was just in Alaska this year and brought that up, and all the Alaskans are like, yeah, that's what, if you fuck with bears, they eat you. It's an alpha predator.

They're just like, there's no joke to them. Like, that's the dumbest movie I've ever seen. There's nothing that hunts bears. Yeah. Like, besides us. I'm like, did you guys finish that movie? They're like, no, we know what happens. I wrote that movie. Yeah, it's like, did you guys finish that movie? You're like, no, we know what happens. I wrote that movie.

Yeah, it's like, no. I mean, and it shows you how much the myth of Hollywood will drive you insane because that guy was like, it was down to him and Woody Harrelson for the role of Woody on Cheers. And he didn't get it. And he was like, I'm going to live with bears. Like, that's how crazy Hollywood makes you.

I don't get a part. I'm just like, not living going to live with bears. Like, that's how crazy Hollywood makes you. I do love that. I don't get a part. I'm just like, not living with bears. Fuck it. I don't care. It feels like the bear is smiling a little bit more since we've been talking about him so much. Like, am I crazy?

He's like, I feel seen. This is good. By the way, he does dance and sing. This is a showbiz pizza, and he's going to rip a bass out any minute. Is showb Biz Pizza just another name for Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, okay. Chuck E. performs

at both? It's at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's kind of thing. I just don't want to go to a place that has a singing rat and it's not Chuck E. You gotta watch The Rockafire Explosion, directed by the director of Jasper Mall, my favorite film. I think she was just saying words she might understand.

None of that made any sense to me. I have no idea what's going on. She was on this show once and recommended a movie, a documentary called Jasper Maul. And she and I have talked about it a lot because it's very entertaining documentary about a dying mall and very relatable because every mall near everybody is dying. That makes, okay. I was just a moment

where I was like, I'm having a stroke. They also directed a documentary about the Showbiz Pizza band and these guys that collect those animals. It's really good. People do a lot of stuff. Yeah, it's true, but I just, this show business

pizza thing is rocking my world because I just thought it was Chuck E. Cheese everywhere. Me too. I grew up going to show biz, motherfuckers. That's what got him into show biz, actually. I just learned. Well, I went to live with bears and then Woody Harrelson got it, so then I him into showbiz, actually. I just learned his... Well, I went to live with bears

and then Woody Harrelson got it, so then I went into showbiz. He would have been a great Woody. Yeah. No, he's a very attractive man. Oh, that's not what I was... The part. I didn't know that Chuck E,

like the E stands for entertainment. I didn't know that until I was like... Yeah stands for entertainment. I didn't know that until I was like, yeah. His name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. Charles Entertainment Cheese. It's true. A sophisticated man made of entertainment. Oh, man. A mouse that walks and sings upright.

Talk about nominative determination. That means your name is what you've become. Danger's my middle name. Mine's entertainment. That's why I'm starting a band. Hit it. Look how happy he is. That really is a happy bear.

Let's play some games. Let's do it. Now, of course, a quick reminder to everybody in the audience that unless asked to speak at some point, because we do have parts

where there's audience participation, if we haven't asked, just let it be between the three competitors on stage. And a quick apology to everyone in seats that can only see one of us on an end.

When it's crowded, it just happens. Did you get here early for that seat, sir? You were the last person to walk in and they're like, here's the fucking worst seat. Doug Benson has COVID. You're going to be right under him. And you're not going to be able

to see any of the other guests. They're a mystery to you. You don't to be right under him. And you're not going to be able to see any of the other guests. They're a mystery to you. You don't even know who's next to me. Do you have COVID? Hi, Amy. No. Oh.

Who said that? A doctor. I had it back in September, but it's October now. It's not a dog. It's not, Doug. It's not. Oh, no. Oh, that is...

Am I allowed to just leave? That's some Texas politician shit right there. Well done. Also, they're thinking about recalling me in California, and I'm not even a politician. All right. Also, they're thinking about recalling me in California, and I'm not even a politician. I'm not even a politician. All right. This first game we're going to play today is called...

Wait a second. I have to go to a commercial break. Yeah. Okay. It's written right here. It says, are you ready to play some games We'll do that right after this break I just haven't gotten that skill yet

Of like setting something up and then Throwing it a break you know like Ryan Seacrest style He's so good 15 more years he'll get it He's so good at that Not at anything else really But he's got that down. We'll be right back.

We're back, and we're so excited to have selected people in the audience for my guests to be playing for. Amy's playing for Landrew Before Time. Billy Wayne's playing for a guy With a Kazam pizza box His name's Brendan And Matt is playing for Zach

Who reworded very cleverly The poster for the movie Jack Simple and effective And Amy is also contributing One item to the prize bag Because she has these wonderful Amy Miller pillowcases. Are we sick of these yet or what?

Which are perfect for smothering people to death. Or trick-or-treating because it's October. That's right. Another thing these are good for. How much fucking candy do you need? You can always... A lot. A cat in the river, too.

That's fair. There are several ways to drown a cat. Anyway, it's... It's an old saying. The fellow says, I'm sleeping with Amy Miller on it. Gotta get that joke out there. And thank you, Amy, for contributing one.

And if you have... She's got a few more. You mentioned that you would want to throw one or two into the crowd. Yeah, I wanted to throw donuts, but I like the staff here too much. Not even looking. Hit him in the face. That was the most accidental catch I've ever seen. Maybe you toss it over here, Matt.

You have longer arms. Matt's going to really throw it out there. Yay! And the rest are for sale. Oh. See you outside. Yeah, people are like, I'm still going to get a chance. No, you're not.

Not unless you've got a slick $50 bill. They're $20. They're $20. $500 bill. They're $50 in September,'re $20. They're $20. $500 bill. They're $50 in September, but $20 in October. So you're here just in time. Not a bad business

selling hoods in Texas. You guys made that bad. Billy, is this where I sing Southern Man by Gideon? No, that would not do that. Could also be a ghost costume. Sure. Ghost of the past.

Because it's almost Halloween. You mean like Ghost of the Confederate Dead? Come on. Sorry. You guys. We're trying to have a good time, Doug. I think we are having a good time. I think we are, too.

We are. I've got a pen with a lid on it And another lid So I can really change it up I stole a bear's hat Sweet Are you going to keep that hat? No Yeah I don't think that's a fair trade

No I tell people where I'm going to be and what time You can't steal stuff when you do that. This is so dumb. I would like to see you in an ad for some weed company and do a parody of the Marlboro Man. Be like the weed man. We'd just be like, hey,

I had cancer and weed helped. Perfect. Because that guy, the Marlboro Man died of cancer. Y'all know that, right? I thought that was just funny. Cancer's just funny to bring up in general. So that's why I was laughing.

Evergreen. Yeah. Never gets old. Let's play a game called Live, Die, Repeat. A couple people. It was very popular back with the live shows. I can't really do it over Zoom

because I need to see all of my guests. This is probably the right time to leave. Yeah. How'd it go? No, it's a smart play. I think I'll be back. You guys make fun of my bear one more time.

That's it. Can you hear the show in the bathrooms here? Oh, I thought they played music. Well, when you're on stage, it sounds like music. Aww. Can I just talk to that guy in the shitter while he... Everything moving okay?

Yeah, just relax and let it happen don't force it I mean it is like if he does have to go number two he is doomed right now he probably usually listens to podcasts on the toilet he's just in there like piss as fast as you can let's get in here like, piss as fast as you can. Let's get in here, let's get out.

Hurry. This is how live, die, repeat works. I will say the title of a motion picture, a real motion picture, and I'll say it slowly. And the first one of you to repeat back, to say out loud the full correct title, wins this dumb, dumb game. Because all you got to do is listen and repeat it back.

But if you figure out what the full title is before I say the full title, just go ahead and yell it out. Oh. What if you yell out the wrong thing? I'll start over and there's no penalty. Awesome. Beaten by a bear. Yeah, and there's also, I enjoy a good pre-guess. Pre-guess sounds a little gross.

It does. Just like a pre-guess. I didn't mean to pre-guess. I'm so sorry. It's always very flattering when someone prees. It's just the mess is the problem. All right. Here we go.

Children of... The corn. Children of the corn. Children of the corn, too. You made the same expression as the bear. It was so perfect. You going to check on the other guy? Massage his belly, would you? Oh, he's back.

He's back. Yay! Yeah, that's back. He's back. Yeah, that's perfect. What a great dude. I get so excited whenever I see Patton Oswalt's dad. I also love this one. Dad or tootie?

Dad or tootie? Dad or tootie? Dad or tootie? Dad or tootie? Dad or tootie? All right. Children of the Earth. Just back just in time, sir. I also love this one you put on a podcast. Alright. Children of the back just in time, sir. Children of the

corn four. Children of the corn four. Children of the corn four. Cream of the crop. Yeah, yeah. Children of the corn for... Cream of the crop. The... Yeah, yeah. Children of the corn... Throw a dart.

For the... Children of the corn for the stocking. Nice. Children of the corn for... Sheila's Joe Jackson. Still copping it up. The... Still copping it up. Still copping it up. The still copping it up.

The still copping it up. Children of the Four. Children of the Four. No. No, hold on. Children of the Corn, 10-4. 10-4. This one's amazing.

I'm just going to throw one more in the mix. Children of the Corn 4. Horny and Cornyn for more. The horny Cornyn for more. That's the parody. Horny and Cornyn. Cornyn.

I have one. I want to play. Please. Children of the Corn for field of creams corn dented can you save a little money alright here we go we've almost got there the children of the corn for

the reckoning you gotta say the whole title buddy children of the corn for the... Reckoning. Oh, you gotta say the whole title, buddy. Children of the Corn for the Reckoning. No, children... What a great setup. Children of the Corn for the Gathering. Children of the Corn for the Gathering. Children of the Corn for the Gathering. That is correct, Amy Miller.

I mean, they could have used some help with that title. We did so much better. There's other movies that are colon The Gathering. Seems like a real lazy title. Magic. But you did it, Amy. I forgot to blow the winner whistle.

Boing, boing, boing. Yeah. Children of no one, Juggalos the Gathering. Children I've never met, Juggalos the Gathering. That's one point for me. That's one point for Amy Miller.

Fuck yes. It's not really a point You just won that game You get to go first in our next game And it's called Whose tagline is it anyway? I will say A tagline from a motion picture It's usually something on the poster

Somewhere in the advertising materials. Sometimes I have more than one to choose from, so I could pick the weirdest one or whatever. And I'll say it, Amy gets to go first, because she won that last game. So I'll say the tagline to you, you get to guess. If you don't get it,

then Matt gets to guess the same tagline, all the way down to Billy Wayne Davis, BWD, and then if none of them get it, nobody gets the point, we move on to the next one. All right? Copy that.

Okay. Amy? Roger. Roger. And there's a theme. All of these movies, obviously the first one, you can't know what the theme's going to be,

but hopefully you'll figure it out. Bless you, audience, sneezer. We need you to quarantine for 10 days. Quarantined, that nose. All right, here we go. What movie has a tagline, Amy? If they've really got what it takes, it's going to take everything they've got.

Oh. Okay, I'm trying to guess the theme. Going out on a limb. I'm going to say Bad News Bears. Oh. That's a good guess, right? Yeah. Richard Linklater, probably filmed here in Austin or close by, but that is not correct.

Really good guess, though. Kudos. I mean, boners are still popping, so. I heard the doings. I'm so into this right now. None of you are going to get this. I do not like how hard he makes those

questions. The harder I make them, the harder I... Okay. Matt Brauner. I'm going to go with the replacements. Oh, Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman. That's a terrific guess.

Billy Wayne. Okay, that's wrong. And you have to jerk him off. You did the boner thing. Fair. It's no big deal, Matt. All I need is a fast five. Fair. I gotta read the rules to the king. All I need is a fast five. I'll wrap it up. Well, he was fast and furious.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Angry. No, you don't have to do the motion. I did. I'm guessing the Benchwarmers. Oh, that's another terrific guess.

You all went with sports, but it turns out, no. It's about high school for the performing arts in the motion picture. Fame. Fame. The other tagline that I did not use is remember my name I'm like oh okay that would be easy okay so nobody has a point

but these could get easy they could get more difficult probably both you're first again Amy with bridesmaids like these who needs enemies? Bridesmaids?

I mean, wouldn't you? You know how game shows work, right? Where the answer's usually not in the question. Unless it's me fucking with you. So yeah, you do know how this works. And that answer is incorrect. Yeah, it was exciting though. It was a fun guess.

So she took bridesmaids. It's with bridesmaids like these, who needs enemies? So if you want to guess enemies, by all means. It's just the smallest little middle finger. It's so sad. Like a baby's mad at you. I've never laughed so hard at somebody giving me the finger. It's embarrassing.

I loved it. I'm telling you, the more you lose, the more excited I get. All right. We have Matt now? Yep. Okay, what's your guess?

The Stepford Wives. Oh. Let me read that again. With bridesmaids like these, who needs enemies? Not bad at all. That's not bad. That's a terrific guess.

Could have been either of the two Stepford Wives movies. But nope. Billy Wayne? With bridesmaids like these, who needs enemies? Father of the Bride. Wow.

That's just kind of a sweet little movie. I don't know why there's enemies involved. I don't know the answer, so I just named a movie I like. I got no clue on this one. Yeah, I don't think

anybody in this room should know this one. Great. That's fun. But if they do, they feel very special. It's a motion picture called Bachelorette.

See, they knew over there that Bachelorette party Are you just cheering words, you know? I think they might be a Bachelorette party because you can't walk two fucking feet

in downtown Austin without stumbling over somebody's shoes they're not wearing. Okay. Oh, I really enjoyed that one. Okay. This one might be easy, Amy.

Might be tough. But, you know, no matter what, these other two contestants are going to be chasing Amy. The tagline is just, it's awesome, period. Totally awesome. Matt's making an I know or oh face. You know it?

Just had a boner. No, I didn't hear the sound. Just had one. It's awesome. I might know it. Totally awesome. I don't even It's awesome. I might know it. Totally awesome. Yeah. I don't even have a guess.

Interesting. We can move on to Matt, or you can just say any. Schindler's List. I mean, he was an awesome guy. It was helpful? Yeah. Yeah, if you're on the list, that was awesome. Thanks, Schindler.

I have no idea. You're a rad dude, Schindler. Mr. Spielberg, are you sure this is the tagline you want for the post? No, we've all talked about it. I can't even say we're on the fence. It's a bad idea, Schindler. You're the fence. It's a bad idea. You're the boss. I made E.T.

The Spielberg impression you can buy. Thank you. Matt Brower, you want to guess? Fast Times at Ridgemont High? That is correct. Yay. I had it. I had that one.

Yeah, damn it. Damn it. Very well done. Spicoli. Yeah. He turned out to be pretty cool. Well, he's just been

that guy his whole life now. So chill and fun. Yeah, he is. Oh, easy going, Sean. It is wild that he, like his first big role that he nailed was a hilarious comedic role

and then, I don't want to do that anymore. I ain't doing that shit anymore. I'm going to do serious shit about everybody I know being dead and I'm not happy about it. Wow, Sean Penn. Rest in peace. I'm going to do serious shit about everybody I know being dead, and I'm not happy about it. Wow. Sean Penn.

Rest in peace. Oh, no. He's just napping. Peacefully. He's got a resting dead face. All right, Matt's on the board. I still don't know the theme. I'm blowing it.

Well, you can, you know, think it over a little bit. We've got Fame, Bachelorette, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and now we're going to Billy Wayne with this one. Ooh. What movie has the tagline

Dancing to the beat of their hearts? Ugh. Yeah, I think they, I think there's a typo and they left out ugh at the end. That's every movie, basically.

I mean, yeah. Schindler's List, for one. Right. Jaws. I'm gonna say Every Spielberg movie. I'm gonna say

the underrated classic Dream Team. Oh, okay. Michael Keaton. Look it up. Christopher Lloyd,, Dream Team. Oh, okay. Michael Keaton. Christopher Lloyd, yeah. It's awesome. Yeah, I do like that movie. I mean, when I was young and watched it,

but I think it probably holds up. But that's not right. I know. Amy? I guess Dirty Dancing. I'm sorry. Why do you have to be so like that? That is correct.

Hell yeah, Andrew. I'm glad I didn't know that. Doug loves movies where you win if you give up. I don't know. Dirty dancing. I thought you were Going to drag me For saying a word

That was in the clue Yeah that's true The other tagline was They had the time Of their lives So that would have been Way too easy Yeah you would have got that

Alright so now Amy's got a point And Matt's got a point And Matt gets to go first On this next one and it goes a little something like this. Hit it.

She's a type A without a plan B. Oh, I know this one. Oh, too bad it's not your turn. I know this one. Yeah. Yeah, get in his face.

You don't know it. That's close. Fuck you is close. Fuck me, I'm pregnant. So close. What? I know. God damn it. Don't get it right.

So scary with the hat. Don't you even think about having an abortion right now. You should be saying abort that thought. Is the theme abortion, Doug? I don't believe this is the part of the game where I reveal what the theme is. Because we're in Texas. Oh my God.

I'm going to blow the title. I know it's the Diane Keaton movie. I think it's Baby Boom. That is the title of that movie. I got this shit. Balls. Yeah. Billy Wayne Davis.

Knocked up. Bullshit. Bullshit. Wow, you were so confident. I was aware of that. You and your eyes. Do you got a guess, Amy? Isn't there just a movie called Plan B?

I'm doing it again. There is. Is that your guess? No, that's not my guess. Your honor. Flagrant. What's that Jennifer Aniston movie and...

Cake? Leprechaun? Where are the Millers? It's not called Sperm Dad. I know that. Oh, the Switch? I love Sperm Dad. I know that. Oh, the Switch? I love Sperm Dad. Yeah, that's it.

Oh, no. Is that it? The Switch. There was one where she got pregnant, right? Yeah. You think? Okay, I'm going with Plan B.

I'm going with the Switch. The Switch. Same both. Plan B. The Switch. They're both wrong. Same both Plan B The switch They're both wrong It's a movie called Unpregnant Oh

You can't wait It's good You literally just saw it It's just about a couple of girls That have to cross state lines to take care of a baby Oh we've heard of that Yeah I was going to say that seems appropriate for where we're at. Mm-hmm.

All right. Yeah. Like I said earlier. Matt, you're first on this one. Nobody. You can take this game right now. The morning after is just the beginning. Ugh, that sounds like your 20s.

The morning after is just the beginning. Damn it. Come on, Matt. I'm just going to... Nope, that's not it. I'm just going to throw out what I know isn't it. Why? Oh, you were going to say American History X?

Makes no sense. History X. Just lose on purpose. Good call. Moana would be a good guess. A lot of pregnant pauses. Hey, Matt, don't labor too much about this answer, okay? Stop encouraging her.

I have an answer, I just don't know if I want to keep it. Thanks, Matt. Shout out to Abbott. Shout out to that son of a... That was great delivery, man. Dumb fucking face. Sorry. Sorry.

Vaginal birth. So I don't get the game. This summer's wackiest comedy. Little vaginal birth. Do you have a guess, Matt? Yeah, I'm just gonna give my answer for four, baby boom. No. Okay.

Knocked up. No. Okay. Knocked up. No. I almost said knocked up. I was hoping you would. I was hoping you would. Amy for the win. Did you see that? Plan B.

Plan B is correct. Yay. It was right there. It was crowning the whole time. Yep. And as I figured you As I assumed You figured it out Amy The theme was movies where

Most of the movies People involved are able to get Safe and legal abortions Mostly Mostly Dirty dancing doesn't go so great. But especially Plan B and Unpregnant are comedies, but also about that subject.

So congratulations to Amy for winning that game, which of course just means you get to go first in our next game, which we're going to play right after the break in our next game, which we're gonna play right after the break. That's right Amy, we'll be right back. We're back. You gotta come see the show live. The fun we have during the breaks

is really something you have to come check out in person. I'm just noticing this guy's shirt on the theme. What? It says pro-choice, pro-cheese, pro-seco. Pretty awesome. It's pretty dope. Sounds like we're going on a nice date before you give me that pill. It's also a great way to confuse

anti-abortion people. Pro-choice, pro-cheese. I like cheese. I do like cheese. What the hell is Prosecco? Sorry, Billy, I didn't mean to do your accent. That's okay. You needed to get a laugh.

Okay. Alright, you get to go first in this next game, Amy. And it's a game that I've been playing at the end of every live show for a while because I have written down the name of an actress. I did this probably two years ago now, and I put it in my wallet, and in this game, Last Person Standing, we take turns, and I like to play too,

we take turns naming movies that a particular actress was in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But to determine what actresses we're going to use, I'll select audience members. And if you match the name that's in my wallet, it's been going for a while now. I've added $20 at every show where someone doesn't guess it. And so now the prize, it's $260.

So someone will win $260 if they can match the name that I've already written down. Didn't happen the other night, and we ended up with four names. Because I'll also look to the panel after the first name, and if you want more names to be in the game, like more people whose movies you can name, we will go ahead and get more names to be in the game, like more people whose movies you can name, we will go ahead and get more names. Also, ups the chance of somebody matching the title to my wallet. So raise your hand if you think you know an actress name that might be in a wallet.

This guy raised his hand first and he can't see shit. Well, hang on. I choose who gets to... I didn't choose it. He just started talking. You pointed at him and said, this guy raised his hand first, and you're right. Then he started talking. I didn't say to pick him.

I just said he raised his hand first, and he got excited. Okay, well, that's not what this contest is. I'm confused the whole time. That guy being the fastest doesn't count. In fact, I choose the people whose hands go up last. I choose the people whose hands, they raise their hand a couple days later

when they think of one. But I'd also like to choose some ladies, if that's okay. Yeah, so right over here, we have a hand of a white shirt. Yes, what's your name? Sarah. Sarah.

What's your suggestion, Sarah? Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone is a great one. Good guess guess she's in a lot of movies but she's not in my wallet yeah only sam jackson knows what's in my wallet does he still do those commercials i think the what's in your wallet commercials are somebody else now i think it's like the guys from shit Creek or something. The Levees. All right.

So we got Sharon Stone. Do you want to, is that satisfying to you? Would that be a fun game to just name Sharon Stone movies? Amy says we need more names. See how we're doing on time. Oh, we got time for more names. All right, let's get another lady

to raise her hand and wave it around. Yeah, you're doing great with the mask. You just touched it. What's your name? Melanie. I can't hear you through your mask. Let's get somebody else.

You dick. No, Melanie, what would you like to suggest? Val Kilmer. Val Kilmer is a great actress. You know that's not short for Valerie. What? Why did you say that, Melanie? What a twist.

What if we found out Val was a woman? Is that how that documentary ends? I haven't seen it yet. And I'm a girl. And he's running for governor of California. I'm sorry, yeah, we're looking for the name of the actress.

Yeah, no, it's okay. We all had a lot of fun at your expense. And, you know, Valerie Kilmer is one of my favorite. This is why you shouldn't pick women. Great actor. Hey, I loved her in Wombstone.

That was just for me, and it was horrible. I don't care. A personal joke. So do you have an actress name you want to try again? Elizabeth Banks. Oh, that's a tough one. Yeah, that's an interesting one. That's an interesting one. She's directing now though.

She directed Pitch Perfect 3. Okay, E. Banks. Alright. So we got those two names. Matt says thumbs up. I'll take another. Amy would like another name. And it's four maximum, by the way.

Okay, we'll give four. We're going to go too crazy. I love all these men still raising their hands. Well, because after what happened... They've been holding up a lightsaber kind of deal. Oh, look at that, yeah. I think she's just saying wrap it up. Is that a lightsaber or is that just the candle from your table or something?

She's like, you guys got five minutes. Hurry up. Wrap it up. Oh, that's the signal? Oh, shit. She held that up ten minutes ago. Quit dicking around. What's your name, lightsaber lady? Debbie.

It is just a candle from the table. All right. And Debbie, what's your suggestion? Ooh. That's a good one. I'm a writer. Love it. Yeah,

she's not in my wallet, but she is a great suggestion. But she could lift something out of your wallet, I bet.

Hey, I didn't steal, she did. Billy, she stole all of our hearts. Yeah, yeah,

and didn't pay for them. Yeah, I want my heart back, honestly. Give me a buck. Yeah, yeah. And didn't pay for them. Yeah, I want my heart back. Honestly. Give me a buck or something, man. All right, so

I'm going to pick a man for the last one. This gentleman in the front because I kind of yelled at him when he raised his hand. I don't need to. What's that? Ally Sheedy?

Okay, we're good. Someone has a crush. Let's pretend that. Let's cut that part out. I should have stuck with women. What's the name in your wallet? Ally Sheedy is not the name of my wallet. And I can't reveal the name of my wallet.

That'll be $280 if the person matches me in Vegas. No, because then what if... You don't trust me? Yeah. What if I don't trust you? I don't know. We're going to have to talk about this. I think I trust you.

I'll tell you. Okay. But we got Sharon Stone, E. Banks, Winona Ryder, and Ally Sheedy. And we're all going to take turns. Amy gets to go first, and then we'll go to Matt, and then to Billy Wayne, and then to me.

And you each have one lifeline. That's the person whose name tag you chose. You can consult with them for an answer one time during the game. Tends to happen when you run out of titles, and they maybe keep you around for one more round. Get your phone out. IMDb.

No phones. No phones. Amy. Breakfast Club. Sharon Stone's best movie. I forgot to mention everybody has to answer

in robot voice all right Matt casino basic instinct that reminds me Amy cross your legs they fucking wish, Doug.

Also, I don't have a thigh gap. I shop at the thigh gap. I'm going to go with probably the greatest Sharon Stone movie of all time. Everybody watches it every day, and it's called Sliver. Oh, yeah.

Ooh. Yeah, it's not good. It's scary. Beetlejuice. You only said it once. Matt? Catwoman. Oh, who's in that?

Oh, Sharon. Sharon. She's the bad person. Yeah, she's a bad lady. Oh, yeah. They fight.'s the bad person. Yeah. She's a bad lady. Oh, yeah. They fight. Yeah. She's Dog Woman.

Dog Woman and Cat Woman fight at the end. Worst super villain name ever. I'm Dog Woman. All yourself, Pat? You look alright to me. You didn't workshop this name at all, did you?

I changed my name to Dog Woman. What did it used to be? Bitch. It's like that men in tights job. You don't even look like a dog. You're not even in a dog costume. Yeah, I just hate cats, so I'm Dog Woman. Just the nickname is stuck.

Whose turn is it? Mine. Go, dude, go. Beetle, not Beetle. Edward Scissorhands. That's another Winona. Ooh, I'll go with Mermaids. I fucking love that movie.

That's why I said it. Heather's. Ooh. I fucking love that movie That's why I said it Heathers We're really banging out the Winona's here Short Circuit Who's in that? Oh hell yeah Who? Oh she is? Yeah

I think you're wrong. Thank you. She is. I don't know how I know that. Yeah, I don't know. Billy Wayne. Benny and June? Which one's in that?

Wow, no, no. That's her and Johnny Depp are all... No. No, that was... No, that was... Who? What? Oh, go ahead. No, I was going to, just... Who? What? Oh, go ahead.

No, I was going to say the actress's name. That was that three-name actress that was in Some Kind of Wonderful. Mary Stewart Masterson was in Benny and June.

Oh, so am I wrong? Yeah. You're thinking of something else. But you still have a lifeline that can help you right now.

Oh, I don't need that. I was just... Well, try not to say wrong answers instead of getting help from your lifeline. Solid point. Girl interrupted. Yeah, that's how Amy feels

up here most of the time. Or what she's doing. Shut up. Hey, don't interrupt that girl. Okay, how about... Oh, man, I can't remember. I can't remember.

Total Recall. Nice. Oh, yeah. I think Billy was thinking of What's Eating Gilbert Grape. I don't know what Billy was thinking of. Oh, Winona's not in that? No.

Okay, I have another guess. Who's the girl in that? That would be Stinky Butt Butt. She's great. Didn't work. That would never work again. Welcome from Roxy Carmichael

maybe it is Winona I don't know I can't picture a girl in that movie I just picture Gilbert and his brother and their mother Johnny have a girlfriend

and John C. Reilly's in it in that movie yeah Juliette Lewis there you go welcome home Roxy Carmichael that's a

Winona Ryder movie, yes. Dracula. Yes. Often referred to as Bram Stoker's Dracula. But I won't penalize you for that. That's nice. But you're right. Billy Wayne.

No shame in going to your lifeline. Lifeline me, man. What does a lifeline say? Say that again? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I wouldn't repeat that back so confidently. I don't want...

No, not that one. Wait. And by not that one, do you mean Harry Potter movies? Because none of these ladies are in any Harry Potter movies. No, Sharon Stone's in all of them, right? Oh, yeah, she's hiding. She's Dumbledore, Fred. Just a one American teacher.

Smoking cigarettes. Like magic, right? We're doing magic. Shut the fuck up alright smoking a cigarette I want some goddamn coffee

fuck tea yeah she's all those movies she was always on a break so we just never never saw her for my lifeline instead of dialing

911 I dialed 411 do you have another option for him For my lifeline, instead of dialing 911, I dialed 411. Do you have another option for him? Alpha dog. Oh, yeah, Sharon Stone's in that book. Sharon Stone's an alpha dog. Yeah. All right.

Nice job, lifeline. Why didn't you say that one first before? Because I think he just wanted to say Harry Potter Oh I know what's happening And I'll explain it soon Is it my turn? Sure Alright

The Hunger Games He's thinking of the Hunger Games movies Instead of the Harry Potter movies Because he banks is in all of those I was thinking of Helen of Bonham Carter Helen of Bonham Carter Who's always liked Winona Ryder If she was

Yeah because they both went out with Tim Burton I forgot we had a And they're both allergic to the sun Oh okay Yeah we still got E-Banks So it's up to you Amy Okay Zach and Mary make a porno Oh we got E-Banks.

We all forgot. 40-year-old virgin. Yeah, she's in that. Catch me if you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where I first saw her. Don't need any yelps or no's

from the audience when we ask, Ben. We can do it ourselves for now. She's like funny and hot. You know what I mean? She's like, whoa, who You know what I mean? Whoa, who is that? I saw her go on a walk of shame.

Elizabeth Banks is in a movie called Walk of Shame. Oh, I was like, man, what part of Hollywood? Right around where I live. That's cool. She's a lady that... Man, I bet your wife was mad.

She plays a lady in a tight yellow dress who loses her ID late at night in, I guess, L.A., and so the movie's just about her trying to get home. It's like After Hours, West Coast style. But anyway, who's up? Matt? Me. You said 40-year-old

virgin? I did. Oh, wait. And then Billy said... Catch me if you can. Yeah, and I said walk of shame. Oh, Andrew? Yes. Oh, he's going to Andrew? Power Rangers. Mighty Morphin

Power Rangers. Just regular Power Rangers. Just regular Power Rangers. Straight-up Power Rangers. Power Rangers. Okay. With Elizabeth Banks. Yeah, when she was younger, I guess. She was in some things when she was younger.

Matt? Wet Hot American Soul. That's one, too. Yeah! I saw it in your eyes. Billy Wayne? Oh, man. Brendan refuses to help anyone. I saw it in your eyes. Billy Wayne? Oh, man.

Brendan refuses to help any longer. You got anything? Nothing? We can only use our lifeline once, right? Yeah, that's it. You can't keep going back to him, Billy. You can't keep going back to that immense help that you had. I'm going to say Hunger Games.

I said the Hunger Games. I know, but I'm repeating it. Do you know the titles of any of the sequels? Hunger Games 2. Back in the saddle again. Oh, Cow cowboy Billy. Hunger Games 2. I digest it. Hunger Games 3.

Wait 30 minutes before swimming. That was just them lounging. Alright, so Billy Lane, you did a great job today, but you're out. Okay, do I leave? No, you can stay. Okay. Can I go to the bathroom real fast? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, I mean, you can't leave

and go to the bathroom. We wanted to watch. Do it right there, man. Alright. Piss on that bear. Piss on the bear. But wanted to watch. Do it right there, man. All right. Piss on that bear. Piss on the bear. Man. But don't piss off that bear. Here's the thing

about pissing on a bear. You got to do it from a distance. Yeah, but you're welcome to make a bathroom run. See you later. Look at him go. There he goes, folks.

Off into the sunset. Right? Running wrongs right he could still hear us by the way when he's in there remember oh yeah yeah push Billy

alright I'm gonna I'm gonna go Ally Sheets she's been kind of overlooked here a little bit and so I'm gonna do an Ally Sheets. She's been kind of overlooked here a little bit. And so I'm going to do an Ally Sheety movie called...

Oh, man. Oh. Oh, no, she's not in that. Fuck. Oh, St. Elmo's Fire. Oh, nice. Yeah. I'm just going to try this.

Knocked Up She's in like all those movies for a little bit, right? I don't think she's in that one Sharon Stone's not in Knocked Up No No Sharon Stone No E. Banks No Winona Ryder Sorry, Andrew

I tried my best She did But I guess her best wasn't good enough. Matt? Wet Hot American Summer 2. Is that what it's called? I don't know. I don't think so. Wetter and hotter.

Did you go to your lifeline yet, Matt? I didn't. Okay, let's do that. Sir? Sphere. Sphere! Deep cut. Good one. Thanks, Zach.

I came up with a tagline for that movie that they didn't use. There's nothing as Sphere but Sphere itself. The title song Sphere and Now is so good. Guess what, Matt Bronger? You're a winner. You did it. Thanks, everybody. And now here's the part where

everybody in the audience yells out all the movies we didn't say. Role models. Breakfast Club. Did we say that first? I love the anger. Like you thought we never got to the Breakfast Club. We said that first. I love the anger. Like you thought we never got to the breakfast club. You stupid assholes.

God damn breakfast club, you assholes. He said breakfast. That Texas bravado comes out of weird places. Shooting to the ceiling. Breakfast club, pussy. Breakfast club, pussy! Breakfast Club! Which one do you think is in Devil Wears Prada? Which one?

No. That's Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep and Cheryl Stone get confused a lot if you're talking to Cheryl Stone. Strong women. Matt, do you mind grabbing the prize bag and delivering it to your person that you were playing for?

Nice job, Matt. Congratulations. That guy, I mean, he really won it for you. Zach. Yeah, he won it. That's one of the few times I've seen, like, that guy won it. That guy won it. He deserves it. Let me one of the few times I've seen, like, that guy won it. That guy won it. He deserves it.

Let me ask you something, Zach. You know that phone thing that's Star Trek themed that I talked about that's in the bag? You know that lady that went crazy over it, like she really wants it? Do you care? Would you mind giving it to her? She says you'll negotiate with you, which that's very creepy. Don't be that guy. How bad do you want it?

Yeah. Zach. Where is that lady? Do you still want it? Did she leave? She's asleep. Oh. Don't wake her up. Fucking keep it, Zach. Yeah, keep it. Keep it Yeah keep it

It's yours man It's yours with our compliments Promote yourself Amy Tell us a little about Where people can see you And when Oh okay Amy Miller Comedy

Wait when does this come out In October It'll be out Late Sunday night This Sunday So go in October Great news I'm doing a little tour With Jeff Tate Everybody Yay It'll be out late Sunday night, this Sunday. So go in October. Great news.

I'm doing a little tour with Jeff Tate, everybody. Yay! Tate, Tate, Tate. Go to amymillercomedy.com and I'll have all the dates up there by the time this goes. We're doing a little Ohio, a little Tennessee. We'll be around. Come find us. If it goes well, we'll do more next year. If we don't hate each other by the end of two weeks.

Man, that's going to be fun to watch you guys. Yeah, it's going to be a fun time. You both are lunatics. I mean that as a compliment. I'm getting some fingerless gloves and we're driving through the South. We're buying up all the denim jackets in the South. Not one drink will be drank. All right, everybody look out for Amy and Jeff.

Matt Bronger. I'm on tour right now, the Out of the House tour. I'm taping a new special in Nashville, Tennessee, October 3rd. It's a Sunday at Zaney's. So if you live there, go see that. Also, my podcast, This Might Help with Matt Bronger, is coming out every Thursday. So thanks. You did it here at the jazz park or jazz club, right?

What's that? You did an episode. I did it with a Domian. Yeah, at the jazz club in town. Yeah, he knocked it out of the park. He was doing impressions and giving advice. So people got advice from Bernie and Jesse the Body Ventura. Oh, that's great. All the people that give really giving advice. So people got advice from Bernie and Jesse the Body Ventura. Oh, that's great.

All the people that give really reasonable advice. Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy. It's incredible. I can't wait for it to come out. When does it come out? It'll be out this week. In two weeks.

Everybody look for that. James Adomian's hilarious. And Billy Wayne Davis. I'm going to be on the new final season of Squidbillies, which is coming out in the next couple months. Yeah. And I just taped a special. We don't know when that's coming out.

And then I'll be on tour the rest of the fall. So BWDtour.com is where all that is. And I have a podcast called Podcast Wayne Davis. You have to pay for that, motherfucker. And I will be on the patio if you want to buy a pillowcase. Get a pillowcase, folks. Get a pillowcase.

They're only 50 bucks. They're 20, but if you have a 50, she can't make change. I don't know how. I'm a girl. Right, Melanie? I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island

on October 18th. And thank you once again to Billy Wayne Davis, Matt Brawner, Amy Miller, Moon Tower Comedy Festival, that bear

over there, Creek in the Cave, and as always Oh Danny Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie I suppose if you and I was fixing foggy there's no room in his heart for you

cause Doug loves movies