Doug Loves Movies - Matt Braunger, Frank Castillo and Amy Miller guest

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, maybe sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see. Because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. I was just dawning on me that my guests have to sit through that song every time and nobody ever complained. So I appreciate that. You know, it's a fun song for live shows with a live audience. Cause you know, it gets very pumped up, but we can just start, we can just start with me just talking and then, you know,

put the song on later. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug lovesves Movies. It's Thursday, Boner F, January 27, 2022. And my guests today are a couple of dangling champs and one

rough and ready contender. They are Matt Bronger, Frank Castillo, and Amy Miller. Yay. Hooray. I like this song. It gets me pumped.

Does it? And it's quick. It's in and out. It's hard not to sing along. It doesn't take very long. I enjoy hearing it, but you know what I mean? We can just put it in and post, but since you're all being very encouraging, I appreciate that.

Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically. He's been a dangling champ since Moon Tower in Austin, Texas, I believe. It's Matt, bring it on, Bronger. That's me. What's up, bring it on bronger. That's me. What's up, buddy? Yeah, you're gonna, I think that should be your, that could be your catchphrase is you could say I'm gonna brong it. Yep.

You could name your next special brong it on. Brong it on. Brong the pain. Yeah. Brong it all night long. long wrong the pain because it's perfect because that's like my nickname like he's always hurt i'm always just yeah yeah oh yeah people call me wrong it's not hard to say at all somehow harder than wrong for some reason it really. The ER is really kind of like a little there to kind of pick up the,

all that mess before it just stops in your throat and gets stuck there without the ER. That's what bounces it back out. It's not a hanging possible soft consonant. That's how I'm going to say it from now on. that's how i'm gonna say it from now on wrong the amount of time my name i've i've never i've never i haven't been offended like i don't think my entire life it's just so close to so many other things it's just say it how you want to say it really i mean i think right as long as it's you that they're as long as it's you that they're talking about, that's what happens.

Exactly. That's 100%. I respond to that guy. My next guest is not only, like I said, rough and ready. He's also a fun time in general. a fun time in general and a last minute replacement for another guest who had issues because of the snow there's a you know there's a nor'easter in the east and uh so that's affecting people and things i guess guess. Travel. I think it was a travel issue. But we're going to reschedule her for another time and just take a second

to appreciate Frank for jumping in last minute. Greatest intro I've ever gotten. Sorry, I was taking my second to appreciate Frank. Yeah, it was a real hot second there before Frank interrupted us appreciating him. We barely got it in, but we did get it in, and we do appreciate you. And, you know, all I can say is good luck today because these are two champs you're going up against

and you've won in the past I don't think I think I've won a game but I've always had so much fun that's the important thing it really is I've mostly won by accident

I've mostly won because someone else effed up so like i'm i'm i'm stumbling into gold every time yeah for every for every behind every matt bronger there's a frankenstein good um all right so i'm wildly changing up like everywhere that it says the other name's guest that was going to be on i have to fix it change it to frank because i you know i'm a professional and uh everything right um so your twitter handle isn't little it doesn't start little miss wow what's yours twitter Twitter name, Frank? Oh, Frank C Comedy. Crazy. We were

me and Doug are having an extra hard laugh. It's fun that that C is in there because it's easy to miss and then whoever Frank Comedy is without the C is in there because, you know, it's easy to miss. And then, you know, whoever Frank Comedy is without the C is probably getting a lot of Frank's action. Yeah.

It would explain the last two years. Oh, my God. The things that you probably could have done if your name had been more clear. But it makes sense when you think about it because you are Frank C Things that you probably could have done if your name had been more clear. But it makes sense when you think about it, because you are Frank C. And you do comedy. So Frank C. Comedy. All right.

I came up with a nickname for our next guest as well. Returning to try to secure a third win in a row. It's Amy Weirtha Miller. Wow, I love it. Isn't that weird? That doesn't make any sense at all. Yeah, my nickname is Weirtha. What does that mean? You know that movie, Weirtha Miller's with an S.

Oh, okay. Wow. My friend Doug came up with it. Hope your arms aren't sore from that reach. It's not really sticking, but he likes it. Thank you for coming

back, Amy, especially knowing that you might get a nickname that will stick forever. Thanks for having me. Before we get to the game itself or the gaming, I like to visit Recommendation Nation. That's where I ask each and every one of my guests to recommend one movie. It can be from any, you know, know could be something recent could be something old

uh doesn't matter just it's just got to be something that you know exists um i like it when it's something people can access you know easily which is more and more movies these days thanks to all the streaming services and and whatnot um let's start with you uh brong it oh mr mr bringer my name is german for brong it did you ever have no fun with uh when you were starting out mad you ever have fun with passing out flyers instead of calling them bringer shows, calling them brawler shows? Just my name?

No, but I mean a bringer. Wait. The pun is my name. This is hard. No, it's a joke, but where are your five friends? You're not going to be able to open tonight.

They're in the room with me. You be quiet you guys be quiet not you not you guys not amy or frank or doug but like my guys they're doing they're right here your crew not crew um let's see let's see. Let's see. What have I, I'm trying to brainstorm what I've actually seen recently. It's more, but just like everybody was like, I'm mostly watching TV. Yeah. Oh, you know what I,

you know, I saw that was, I wasn't perfect, but I thought it was like a good, a good scary one was antlers. I just watched that. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. yeah it's it wasn't perfect but it was the um it was perfectly cast and the performances are awesome and the monster's great

and um it's atmospheric and it's shot amazingly like it's gorgeously dismal. So like and also it's not too long, which I I really look for in movies. I know that I know that it's been recommended before, but I can think of another guest who who recommended it. And but I'm also thinking, is there a chance that you recommended it the last time you were on this show? also thinking is there a chance that you recommended it the last time you were on this show no i don't think so because i i only saw it uh double check but i think i thought after i thought between moon tower and now because moon tower okay yeah it was it was a moon tower but that would that be hilarious i think i recommend if some time went by and you're like hey antlers and then you say pretty much the same stuff about it you realize i have no long-term memory whatsoever i keep telling you dennis no i yeah i um i know i know i recommended a horror movie last time i'm kind of one note that way sometimes but like yeah i don't think it was

antlers honestly i think you might have use some of the same descriptive words. That's why it felt familiar to me. Plus, you know, the last time you were talking about a horror movie when we were doing this show, you were sitting in front of a giant, scary bear. Yes. You know that, especially with the stage lighting on us, the bears just sort of in the shadows and the whole scene was very scary. Yes. We got a lot of good puns out of it. We sure did. We sure did.

We really, if it was a cow, we would have milked it. Frank, if there was a horse, we would have beat the shit out of it. Exactly. Exactly. With that, we go to

Frank what's your pick after Matt comes up with antlers this is very specific if anyone watched Netflix's Kingdom series they just did a movie called Kingdom I think it's

Rishi of the North. It's basically like a prequel to the whole series, and it's really good. How do you spell Rishi? I think it's R-I-S-H-I. Oh, that was my first guess. Rishi of the North.

It's basically just zombies in feudal Japan, and I did not expect how much i'd love this oh okay at first i thought you said feudal japan but now i realize a really small zombie i just realized my mistake feudal japan yeah and um that does sound uh it sounds intense but also one could be removed from it for some reason I'm more scared of zombies in an urban landscape if they're zombies from the past, you know like

the dragons in Game of Thrones, well what are they going to do to me is what I'm saying yeah, yeah, this was like interesting because it's like it's like samurais fighting zombies and you're like oh that is interesting how that would happen yeah but I'd start to maybe

I'm going to check this out because you're recommending it but I also feel like I might after a bit be like so who's got the controller can I play for a sec ha ha ha ha ha ha Amy Miller what do you got

do you think it would have the nerve to go up against allers and kingdom colon oh yeah it's gonna be obvious which one i picked um oh i watched that fucking in tender bar that ben affleck film oh. I enjoyed it. It lived up to the hype. I like that little kid a lot. I like I like Ben Affleck in that role of like a wiser aging man. I think he's settling into it nicely. Yeah, well, I think it's kind of the Ben Affleck people wishes, you know, I think it's like what everybody wishes everybody thought of them as being like that, you know, because I think people just think of

him as being, you know, intense and serious in a, you know, super unsun way. Mm hmm. You know, in the movie, he seems like he's really light-hearted. It seems like they have a light-hearted time at the back. He's pretty serious, too. Is he? Okay. Yeah, he's pretty serious too is he okay yeah he's trying to impart some lessons on this little guy all right well lesson empire importers are having a ball doing that they

just can't keep their their dumb mouth shut especially at a bar yeah oh yeah sit down right here let me tell you something kid there's a lot of that him leaning over the bar to tell him something wise yeah i you know i hear i hear nothing bad about the film i just you know it's one of those ones i just haven't got it up for it or whatever i just just haven't been ready for it, but I'm going to check it out. The kid seems cute. So cute. Yeah, I just saw a glimpse of it, a little bit of the trailer

and the kid seems like he's naturally cute, so that's probably a big reason why people like it so much. Yeah, and they have good chemistry, I think, on screen. I liked it. Anytime somebody has good chemistry and they have good chemistry, I think, on screen. I liked it. Anytime somebody has good chemistry with Ben Affleck, I'd give them

all the credit. No, I'm sure. I think he can be tremendous. But I wish we didn't know so much about every thought he has what i like about it yeah did you see when that like girl matched with him on raya but then like didn't think it was really him oh and then she put his video up

and he's just like funny sarah why did you block me it's me ben i do think ben affleck is talented i liked you know i even i like the i think the way back was an awesome movie actually so good it's almost it's it's that's a fucking horror movie about alcoholism but like he he didn't say like you're being so sweet but he didn't go it's almost it's it's that's a fucking horror movie about alcoholism but like he he didn't say like you're being so sweet but he didn't go it's me ben he went what are you doing blocking me it's me like oh yeah it's me ben famous ben like you should have just said it's famous ben like famous but you know it's also like i don't know you know what am i working so hard for you know if we can't if i can't if that's not how it works man

it's gotta be feel so good to just fucking shut someone down on raya that's crazy crazy famous i mean if you can't just get one date you know what i mean i'm not asking for anything else like a god doing that like yeah just ghosted ben affleck i'm a queen i i why so one time this sorry this is this is off topic i remember i heard uh uh oh god what's the name uh fucking uh what's john mayer complaining about getting ghosted once and I just felt better about life nice I mean sometimes you get lost when you're in a wonderland can't find your way back

okay those are three terrific options for the people to check out and discuss amongst themselves. Thank you for visiting Recommendation Nation. We're going to go to a brief commercial break. We'll be right back. We are back, and it is time to play some games. Is everybody ready to play some games? Hell yeah.

Yes. All right. Let me put on my x-ray specs and take you into this fun game. It's called Spider-Man, Please Come Home. Tom Holland, of course, has had three Spidey movies. He's played the role three times in movies that are specifically Spider-Man movies. And the subtitles on those movies were, the first one was Homecoming. The second one was Far From Home.

And then the most recent, currently theaters now but most selling most tickets of any movie of all time ever uh no way home uh so i haven't seen that one yet but holy shit like why is how come spider-man keeps getting further and further from home so far he can't go back now i guess i don't know what's what's what the problem is but uh you know you think you're going to homecoming next thing you know you can't you're no not getting home in any way possible that's a that's a lot for even a spider-man to overcome so i hope he's all right. But here's the game. I'll tell you a fun fact, and you tell me if it

applies to homecoming, far from home, or no way home. Got it. Each one of these facts, there's only one correct answer. Wrong it. If the first person, which is Matt,

if he gets it wrong, if he's wronger, then we go to Amy Miller. Excuse me. Pardon me, Amy. You're third this time. Frank Castillo will be second. If he gets

it wrong, Amy gets the gimme point. And so on. it'll be fun matt you ready okay uh which one of those three the homecoming far from home no way home i guess i should ask you have you seen these films i've seen the first two i've not seen the third okay so you're you know probably somewhat familiar but which one of the three do you think is specifically according to imdb which one is two hours and 13 minutes long two hours and 13 minutes oh each one has a different running time yes and that one one of them is two hours and 13 minutes long i'm gonna say i'm just gonna say no way home because i heard it's kind of long but it might

going no way home yeah all right he's going no way home let's get the uh sound effects department to uh hey hey it's time okay that's incorrect it's really tough on the sound team today stay alert sound sleep come on sound team what the f all right he's not wrong he needs to wrong it so badly okay so uh no way home is off the table and we go to frank because the two remaining answers which one do you think is two hours and 13 minutes long i i'm gonna go with the first one because i know the third one is longer than that so you're going with just Homecoming? Yeah.

The one called Homecoming, that's your final answer? Yeah. Alright, see the team was a lot much more on it that time. That is correct. That is the right answer. So you, Frank, are on the board with one point. In fact, Homecomingcoming the first in the series of

three tom holland movies was two hours and 13 minutes and then uh the next one far from home was two hours and nine minutes they figured out a way to shave four minutes off of there and uh you know probably listed in columns of five, the people that did the special effects rather than columns of four. So that shaved off a few minutes. And No Way Home, two hours and 28 minutes. That's part of why I haven't seen it. No Way Jose. It's so long.

It doesn't feel that long. Oh, that's good. That's long oh that's good that's good that's good to hear alright let's see so Frank's on the board but Amy gets to go first on this next one Amy of those three films Homecoming, Far From Home, No Way Home

which one was co-written by a cast member of Freaks and Geeks? Oh. Hmm. Yeah. Hmm. Hang on. I'm getting a phone call.

Hang on a second. Sound effects man is really after that. No. Not call-in segment time. Oh, no. I don't. Yeah. No, thank you. That was me calling.

Was that Sam calling you because you mentioned Freaks and Geeks? No, it was one of those robots that thinks that I really need a, you know, I need to update the warranty on my car that i have not owned for many many many years you better hurry i gotta get on it i don't know why they always call when i'm podcasting but anyway um where were we well i'm just thinking about my answer, but I really honestly have no idea.

Okay. I'm going to say Homecoming. You're going to say the first of the three Homecoming was co-written by a cast member of Freaks and Geeks? Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Alright. Let's see if the team can uh get on that get on

their shit oh there they are oh i thought i was wrong why they leave the room each time they leave and then they have to wait for them to come back in with the ruler anyway it's very exciting that's That's correct you did it Amy John Francis Daly from Freaks and Geeks Love him Was one of the co-writers of the script To the first one and then I don't know What happened after that but I wasn't involved in the other films

To the best of my knowledge Or the knowledge that I glean from IMDB I did not know that it makes me love him even more. What a cutie. Am I wrong? Matt Bronger. We're in a beautiful shade of fuchsia today.

Matt, you get to go first again. Are you ready? Yes. You got to get this one to get on the board here to keep this competitive. Okay. Which one, homecoming, far from home, or

no way home, does not feature Hannibal Buress as Coach Wilson? Ooh. Good boy.

Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going to go damn it, damn it, damn it. I want to say three because I think I remember him from two, but I'm not sure. So three because I think I remember him from two, but I'm not

sure. I'm going to go against my instincts. I went with them last time and we all know how that went. I'll do Far From Home. You're fighting your instincts here. You're

George Costanza style. Yes. And you're fighting your instincts and saying F you instincts. I'm saying far from home. Yes. That is correct. Yes. Far from home is the one that for whatever reason, you know,

I don't know about the storytelling. I'm guessing since far from home. Maybe in No Way Home, he's closer to home, close enough to home for the coach to be around. He's not far anymore, but there's still no way he's going to actually get home. I'm so concerned about

Spider-Man at home. This means we have to go to a tiebreaker because we have a three-way tie. Oh, boy. Yeah. This is where friends become enemies. That's wrong. This is where the rubber hits the road.

Yeah. Is that better? Since you got that one, Matt, we go move on to Frank. Frank's in the driver's seat on this one. He gets to go first. Kind of almost like a luck of the draw kind of thing. But you got to know

the answer, Frank. Which one features which one features from New York One and New York City and a former guest on Douglas Movies the great Pat Kiernan have you ever seen Pat Kiernan Frank?

No which one's Pat Kiernan? He's the dude he's on New York One so he shows up in movies and tv a lot because people who live in new york one or the characters in a movie live in new york one that's yeah i mean they live in new york they watch new york one that's like the you know 24-hour news station he's the morning guy oh he even has a segment called pat's papers where he just sits and reads headlines from the papers and um keeps them to himself though

which is weird it's just a quiet reading time just kidding oh shit damn sorry I know right I was trying to turn my notifications off and then Siri hit me I want to go

I want to say the second one which to say the second one. Which one was the second one? Far From Home? Far From Home. That's why these things got Pat Kiernan in it? Yeah. Wait, no.

No, because wait. I'm going to go with the first one because the second one, they're in London. So I'm going to go with the first one. Say first one. Oh, okay. Because that's what I was babbling about before. Like, how far from home is he? I'm unclear.

I'm behind on my Spidermans. I really need to catch up. So, what's your final answer? The first one. Homecoming. Homecoming. That is incorrect.

What? Yeah. Amy. Wrong. My answer is No Way Home. What? I haven't seen any of these movies, but Frank said the other one was in London.

Matt, wronger. So unfair. Yeah, where do you think, if someone's in London, do you think they're close to home? I think that they're not watching New York one. Yeah. Wait. So you think every character,

everybody in New York city moved to London for a whole movie? Oh, that's true. It was probably like, Oh God damn it. That's probably how they showed what was happening in London. Is it like, they're like on New York one, look, some crazy shit's happening in London. And then it's like, that's probably how they showed what was happening in london is like they're like on new york one look some crazy shit's happening in london and then it's like that's technically counts you fucked me frank sorry guys i could have written it down wrong too but the point is that we had a lot of fun like they go to pat kiernan like on new york one he's a he's like a staple i don't know if he's always supposed to be on new york warner if sometimes he's

on like a made-up marvel uh news thing but he's been in iron man 3 avengers uh doctor strange and um there's in one other one that's like one of those ones that's confusing because it's, you know, you go well is that Marvel now or is it not because it was before before the big shift anyway great job

to Matt Bronger all that amazing Spider-Man knowledge finally paid off. It paid off for you. And you know what you win? All you win is you get the privilege of going first in this next game where going first is really only an advantage if there ends up being

some sort of tie. So congratulations on that. We'll play that game after the break we'll be right back we're back and this is going great I'm having a wonderful time with my guests whose names

we don't need to repeat because who doesn't listen from the beginning you know what I mean on these things maybe some people just fast forward to you know what they're hoping i'll play at the end of the show and then uh the case of today the answer to that question is a game called parental guidance yeah it's a tough one um because you got to really be able to figure out what the hell they're talking about in the parents guide on imdb uh that is just written by parents

who are trying to help guide so so sometimes you have to be a parent to be good at this game i don't think so i think you have to be someone who just can suss out based on what, how someone would describe it. You know, like, you know, a woman on crosses her legs as a police detective and interrogates her like that kind of, that's an obvious one. But that's exactly, exactly. Chicken runs the answer there but uh you know they vary

so these the clues i'm going to give you i'm going to give you the actual uh parental advice uh given on the internet for a movie but the first clue is going to be probably pretty difficult to figure out and they're going to get easier until the fourth clue and it goes around just like that in that last game. And everybody gets a chance to go first because there's three rounds and I'll rotate

the start. But like I said, Matt, you're first in the first round. Are you ready? Yes, sir. What movie do you think would be people would need to be warned about the fact that

a young man pours beer over another young man's head before punching him in the face? I don't know what this is, but I want to see it. You're probably in it. I should be. It seems like a really logical order of events.

Is this a brong it on to? Wrong again? No? Okay. Yeah, it's just, that all that the the clue is so it's apparent is like a movie in which a person a guy pours a beer in another man's head and punched him in the face um yeah i'm just gonna go roadhouse it's a terrific guess that's where my mind would have gone for sure but that's not the answer. But as you'll see, as the clues pile

up, it should become more obvious. But it's the last one that really gives it away. And it's the fourth one. So it could come back to you, Matt. It could come around. So just still keep focusing on what it might be.

And we go to Frank. And the second clue is four kids in a car knock over a mailbox with a baseball bat. Ooh. Fuck. That could be like so many goddamn movies.

That's happened a few times in the history of cinema, I believe. So I'm... This is helping whoever... Keep in mind, you gotta keep in mind the wording on some of these things. It's four kids in a car. Four kids in a car.

Don't make any fast assumptions. Stand by me? Could be goats. I'm sorry, what's your answer stand by me that I'm afraid is incorrect I was thinking about that because they're teens they weren't kids

but yeah terrific guess but moving on to the third clue and Amy you get to hear all three clues have you heard the first two clues yeah i have a guess okay oh you already have a guess even interesting uh some freshman girls get partly covered with various sauces. Yes, dazed and confused. That is correct. Yes! You got it. I knew it at the mailbox.

Yeah, clue four would have been constant weed smoking throughout. Pretty much every character is drunk or stoned by the end of the movie. I feel like that would really give it away. You got it a little ahead of schedule, Amy. So you were on the board with one point in parental guidance.

But now Frank gets to go first in this next one. Let's do it. Clear your mind of days of confused. This is another motion picture. And the first clue is one man grabs a tire iron in preparation of fighting another man, but the conflict never occurs. Oh, fuck. uh fuck drive

no damn it oh you're laughing at me, Amy Miller. No, I'm just kidding. What if I just started screaming? I'm laughing at the sound effects team. They're back in business and they're crushing it. They have great timing.

Alright, so Amy, are you ready for the next clue? Oh, yeah. A character is killed in an explosion. Ava, are you ready for the next clue? Oh, yeah. Okay. A character is killed in an explosion. No blood. The building just blows up. Oh, man.

I'd love to tell you when there's no blood, because it's so much easier to explain a bloodless death to a child. It's more abstract. It's and then he'll just think about people burning alive. That's. Oh, man. I just feel like this person with the tire iron is like in his underwear for some reason. But that could be another movie altogether.

I think nine times out of ten, if a tire iron is being wielded, the person doing it is in their underwear. Right? It just feels very like it's very in your underwear kind of move. Yeah, it's like a

what do you do to my car? of situation yeah i guess i don't know why you beat your underwear out at your car but uh now you heard someone doing some shit to your car and you had to run out but then why was the tire iron in the house and not in the car right like did he go as he ran towards the car and the back opened up and then he, hold on, let me get a bunch of shit. And then he found the time. I'm going to get you. Um, Oh God,

I have no idea. Cause I was going to say home alone, but now I don't really remember a building exploding in that film. Uh, but I don't, I don't have a better guess so this is a tough one so that's uh that's a reasonable uh you know you don't feel bad about not uh figuring it out um plus you've got a point already anyway so you're crushing it uh matt yes uh here's your clue on top of those other two things the ending is by far the saddest scene oh my god that's the worst thing i've heard of all movies that have ever been seen. Jesus.

Let's see. I can't remember where someone grabs a tire iron in my girl. No. No, that's a good point. She's mad because his glasses aren't on and she finds a tire. No. It'd be hard to fight off a bunch of bees with a tire iron it was dangerous that's even worse that's so much darker good one oh fuck i see the thing is i thought i had it i thought because of the building exploded and

it's no no one no blood uh i thought it was fight club uh right you know i was like someone had to have grabbed a tire iron and fight club at some point um it's so manly we weren't supposed to talk damn it the ending's the saddest the tire iron the building explodes but no blood oh my god this is a weird one that's for sure you know i don't know so i'll just say fight club it's not okay i'm sorry it's no it's not like no i have no clue i'm with the other guys. Yeah. This is a difficult one. I hope that the fourth, the giveaway clue, gives it away, but there's even a chance

that it won't. We'll see after I make the team aware of the fact that they still have to give a wrong answer sound to Matt. Thank you, team. Come on, team. Thank you.

The job lasts an hour one day, one or maybe two days in a week sometimes for an hour. It takes them that long to do the sound effects. You're just

pushing a button, right? It's so easy. What kind of equipment they got over there? I could do it. I could just do it myself. I don't know why I have a team. That's an idea. Alright, where are we? Oh, fourth clue.

Here you go. It's me or Frank? It's Frank. Because Frank went first this round. Did he? I think so, but I still get a guess after Frank if he doesn't get it. You're going to go first.

You're going to go first in the next one. Next one, you're going to go first. If Frank doesn't get this, this one's dead. No points. Yeah. Ready, Frank? The threat of being stranded in space and humanity

becoming extinct hangs over the characters. Oh, fuck. What was that Chris Pratt movie where everyone got all upset because he woke that bitch up? We were just reading the posters? Sleeping Beauty?

No. Not Travelers. Fuck. What's it called? Oh, I think that movie's called Passengers. Passengers. Yeah. Yeah, it's called Passengers? Yeah, I got it right. You hear how I said I think that movie's called passengers or yeah I got it right

you hear how I said I think that movie's called passengers if it were the answer to the question I bet I'd know that it was called passengers yeah I'm sorry that's that is incorrect so now

you know Amy you said no more guesses That's incorrect. So now, you know, Amy. You said no more guesses. No, there is no more. But do you know? No, that threw me off because I was going to say back to the future. OK. I think almost applies.

What about if you could if you could could go Matt to the future, uh, Mr. Bronger, what would you think? You know, the answer now that you heard all the clues. God, I, I mean, I thought this one would be too tough. I really did. So I apologize. Am I, am I given an actual guess here?

Yeah. If you want to. I was thinking maybe children of men. No, it's inter of Men. No, it's Interstellar. Oh. Yeah, that was like the most, to me, that was the

biggest plot point to give away is just the stranded space, but I also thought it might make you think of like the Martian, but that was just Matt Damon by himself. So that's just his characters. And that's generally these space things tend to be

like one person, like Interstellar was a bit unique in that it was an entire crew that was going to get stranded. But it, you know, it's kind of a hard movie to remember because right before it and after it, it was just, for some reason, there's been a spate of outer space movies and they kind of blend together.

All right. So nobody got the point on that one. So Amy, you're in the lead here and you get to go first in the third and final round of parental guidance. The first clue, Amy, is very specific. i don't know if you'll be able to figure it out a husband and wife swallow illegal drug capsules and say they will have sex and the scene ends what whoa yeah so they're basically warning like hey look you know when this happens so don't panic because they're just going to say they're going to have sex

and then the suit seems over. The sex is implied. Don't have to look at it, kiddos. But they did take some illegal drugs first and then say it. Oh my gosh. Who knows? Wow, that's tough. I don't know I'm thinking of I don't know

The only thing I think of is The night before But I don't I think Seth Rogen takes all those jokes by himself Yeah I don't remember a wife in that one He has Yeah he has a wife You know it's the one lady who's

so great. She's at home though, right? Yeah, well, they meet up later. They go to church. I don't think she takes any of the drugs though. I see. And they don't have sex in church. It's not a great guess.

It's just all I could think of. It's a good guess because it's not a great guess it's just all i could think of no it's a good guess because it's a it's a motion picture that exists uh you know so because these are you know these clues are you know i just feel like every once in a while it might pop into your head like one of these very specific things but a lot of times it's just too specific and it's not on story necessarily with these movies. The second clue goes to Matt Bronger. It is this. Several men and women drink whiskey and beer at night.

We hear vomiting and see a man wretch. I always appreciate the, uh, those, uh, shout outs to vomiting. Cause I find it, I find it unnecessary and disgusting, you know, most of the time. Yeah. I, and I've, I've never actually thought about this, but I guess retching isn't necessarily vomiting it's like almost vomiting yeah it's that gross

thing where you're watching the person you know their whole body heaves like it's just unpleasant like when you're changing a real bad diaper that's right that's right what did you eat

oh we fed it to you jeez I don't I mean I have a crusade I have a crusade against vomiting in films and television because like all you got if you really have to have it

which first of all generally it's just to show like that someone's either pregnant or they're overly stimulated and you know they're overly excited or something and uh but the the head in the waste bag you know the head in the garbage can or whatever really gets the job done you don't have to see the vomit you know you don't have to bring in the specialist with the fake vomit and all that stuff. The actor doesn't have to fake vomit. It's just great for everybody. Or better yet, just don't have somebody vomit. Think of something

else to do. Except in Stand By Me, which is the only time. Well, I mean, that's the thing. There's over the top vomiting scenes that I applaud for their insanity, like the one in freaking Witches of Eastwick. Oh, yeah. It's just horrifying.

It's just people vomiting like everything's all like grapes or something. It's so gross. Or like The Exorcist, where it's kind of, you know, Regan like like, vomits in the priest's face out of nowhere. Like, it just and it's so disturbing. Yeah.

You can see that it's like, you know, got in between his lip and his teeth, you know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I'm not for any of that. No warning. No. Thanks a lot Thanks a lot, exorcist

Why do you have to have so much I don't think there's a single Phobia a person can have That at some point the exorcist doesn't Get that person real good Yep Even fear of heights, because that one dude Falls down a staircase.

Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, I think I'm just, it's probably not this, but I'm going to go super bad. Oh yeah, that's a great guess. That's a terrific guess. The third clue goes to...

What's the sound effects team doing? I want sound effects for doing? Oh, sorry. Please. I need it. We're all yelling at the sound effects guy. In their defense, sometimes I, I, I forgot to give them the look about whether it's right or wrong. Cause they don't know the answers either. So like, I didn't really give them the, I, it's my fault.

How much Indica did you give them Doug? it's my fault. How much indica did you give them, Doug? God. He's nodding off. So the third clue goes to Frank. Ready?

Let's do it. Male objectification throughout the film oh magic mike magic mike is correct whoa cool that is correct frank you did it you're on the board magic mike is actually my favorite movie so good i should have known that the fourth clue is male dance review features very revealing costumes and involves suggestive dancing

they hump the floor and each other it's a great thing to hear after I said it's my favorite movie are you excited about that it's on the brink of being a trilogy yeah the second one was hilarious so yeah they're making a part three now and there's also an ongoing show in vegas and i think uh well i think there's lots more plans for magic mike i think

that's really a good thing the show on hbo finding magic mike that I just finished. It's the best show I've ever seen in my life. Did they find Magic Mike for this show in Vegas? Yes. They were auditioning a bunch of dudes and they cry a lot. You can go to

Vegas and see the guy who won. Oh, the show's incredible too. Alright. I'm down for all of it i like to be able to follow through like that i like to be able to i like these shows where like i've gone to a couple of uh america's got talent where they go here's all the winners just on one night you know doing a show in vegas i love to go to that i like to you know see them do their thing after they uh after they've been uh rightfully awarded for it yeah yeah i don't know how that show is now because they used to

like put their mouths close to your mouth and like sweat on you and stuff i don't know like last year and said it was like it was awesome like oh hasn't changed. No, it's not. I don't know. It's still hot, but it's also just impressive. It's crazy. They're doing aerial shit and dancing in the water. Yeah. In one of the Magic Mike's,

I don't know if it's one or two, but there's an extended scene where a girl was pulled out of the crowd she just gets really humped on a lot and then you know by the end of the scene it's like haha it's a girl they know you know like it's somebody they knew that they just planted in the audience yeah they do that in the show yeah so that's there's got to be more of that kind of thing because it's you know they can't they can't take any chances it's just really although sometimes those clowns at like Cirque du Soleil shows I'm just like how can they get away with just like stepping on people and stuff it's really weird how much

contact maybe they don't do it anymore I don't know did COVID hit clowns extra hard? No. You know, really grabby clowns are just like, damn. But, you know, at least they still, they generally have, like, gloves and stuff on. Really big shoes. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm putting off the inevitable because what we have on our hands here is a tie between frank and amy it wasn't supposed to end this way if it is a tie in this game it's supposed to be because each person got one right but uh i fucked up with interstellar isn't there one more guess

what's that there's one more guess well frank oh no sorry So, no, me too. So we're going to do one more category that's just for Frank and Amy, but please hang out for a second, Matt, if you don't mind. I know that it sounds like an Amber Alert just went off, and I know you like to run out into the neighborhood and look when that happens. No, crime fighting. Crime fighting is a tough job, guys. My phone just on the other side of the bed and it just went, just went off.

Yeah. You got to at least make sure it's not your own kid. Just double check. Just take a peek at it. We don't mind. So we're going to just do a tiebreaker between Frank and Amy. And who, who, who was, went first was who won the first game. It was Frank, right?

Don't remember. What? You don't remember who won the first game? The one about Spider-Man? No. Oh, I did. Nobody remembers? I did. All right. So you get to go first. Here we go.

Here we go. And we'll go back and forth until one of you gets it. Between Amy and Frank. While Matt checks his phone, makes sure that everything's cool. Everything's okay. Alright, great. Amy, this movie has lots of

intercourse scenes. There is always nudity, but most of it is breasts and buttocks. This person's got a really weird take on nudity, really mixed. Always. Feels like mixed feelings going on there. Always nudity.

Yeah, it's always just the breasts and the buttocks. So, like, I don't know if you're saying, so that's not as bad. I think I know what it is. Or you're going to love this movie. Lots of intercourse. There's intercourse scenes and you actually see breasts and buttocks. B&B, that's for me. What movie has a lot of banging in it?

That's a tough clue. I can't believe Frank feels like he knows it already. Listen, I've got a list. Pervert. I got a solid list of the top 10 banging movies. Okay. Well, so Amy, you're ready to speak to his list. I'm going to guess Eyes Wide Shut.

Oh, that's a terrific. That was my first guess. Oh, that's a terrific That was my first guess. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. What's your second guess, though? Because, yes, you're correct, Amy, in that you are wrong.

All right, Frank. Frank died. Okay, can i get a year no i'm just kidding no you get another clue though you get okay that might help the third clue is uh oh no second clue. Sorry. Two men hold another man over a balcony and threaten to drop him. Fuck. Fuck. A lot of nudity. Two men

on a balcony. Just breasts and buttocks, first of all. Just breasts and buttocks? first of all. Just breasts and buttocks? No pee holes. No pee holes. Oh, oh, oh. Boogie nights. Oh, that's a good guess, but no, that is incorrect.

Amy? I won. Why? I thought I did. No, somebody's got to get it. I'm going to give it back and forth until somebody gets it. A topless woman

has anal sex with a man while he is dreary from quaaludes. Requiem for a Dream? All right. Frank. Frank. Three prostitutes

come to a brokerage firm and they're all described sexually. Oh, Wolf of Wall Street. How much they cost. That is the correct answer. Oh, shit. It wasn't far off.

Frank Castillo, you've done it. You are a winner today. Can I assume that you're available to return on Sunday's show? Because that's the show you're a book to be on in the first place. Yep. Yes. Nice. These parents say buttocks and retch, but then straight up anal sex.

I would have questions about that as a kid. It's so bizarre because one line will say, one line will say like, one will go like, there are this many F-bombs. And then the next line will say, they say cunt three times. Like it's so inconsistent. Like even if like children should be reading the guide, you know, like it's so weird how they could so easily just make it something that kids wouldn't understand.

But they don't all the time. So it's just I don't know who's writing these things. I don't know. Well, it's for other parents, I'm sure. And like, yeah, I'm extrapolating. But I'm wondering if like certain areas of the country, someone might write the C word. They say a lot. And so that person would be like communism.

That is the worst one. Like, you never know. That could be. I so that person would be like communism. That is the worst one. Like you never know. That could be. I just, I'm still stuck on always nudity. Suits. They're always. It's the opposite of nudity.

Like so many clothes. There's a couple. Always. Always is like, not even Caligula is always. Not even regular pornos no not the ones i watch i like a story i like a first act the second act and the third act no you gotta take it you're taking our contents context matt it's lots of intercourse scenes there is always nudity meaning in the intercourse scenes oh but that most of it is dress and buttocks

but but it's written so poorly it's written like a like a second grader we all thought that yeah it was just a sex party movie naked all the time it's fun it's this game is fun because just reading these things they don't that sometimes they seem translated from other languages or something but so frank is officially our winner we've gone long on time so we'll just rip through the plugs part frank what do you got to plug follow me on instagram frank castillo i have a fun podcast called peaked where we get stoned and smoke rosin um that's about it thank you frank congratulations uh matt former champion matt you you you gave your all today. We appreciate you being here. It's all fun. Where can people come see you? Anytime. So I am going to,

let me just pull up my little thing I just posted today. I listed all my spring tour dates. So I'll be at, the next one I'll just say, Fort Collins, February 25th to the 26th. And I just put up a bunch of dates all over the country through May. So my spring

tour is up. So just go to mattbronger.com slash tour. See if I'm coming to you. But the next one is for Collins. Right on. Mattbronger.com Amy Miller. Oh, yeah. Come see me in Chicago this weekend at Comedy Bar. And then i got some

shows coming up in denver in a couple weeks and um i'll be at the san francisco punchline after that again um amy miller comedy.com for all dates and information thank you so much thank you douglovesmovies.com san Diego next Saturday. Excited for that at 420 at the American Comedy Company. Thanks once again to Amy Miller, Frank Estio, and Matt Bronger. As always, I've decided

I want to own my own book. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. My own book.