Doug Loves Movies - Matt Braunger, Joyelle Johnson and Adam Ray guest

Episode Date: June 5, 2020

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Doug hates candy wrappers, greenie babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love matter, comma, black lives This is Doug Loves Movies Coming to you once again from humanity's final act

it's sunday june 4th 2020 this is another homes alone edition with my guests matt brauner joel and Adam Ray. Hey, you guys. Hey, hey. Hey, dude. Hey. Hey, Doug. Hi. Hey, Joelle. I appreciate being a black light that matters to you. You are. You're like in my top 10 black lives that matter to me.

Yeah. You're way up there. And it's a pleasure to have you here. I'm going to introduce each of you now individually and alphabetically. Starting with Matt Bronger. Hey, Matt. Hey, dude. I wouldn't go with the white guy first, but it's your show.

I'll roll with it. Well, nobody could see. You didn't have to admit that you're white. The secret's out. I'm well, man. How are you? I'm doing, you know, as good as possible. Hashtag, hashtag UTC.

You're on the show Upload. I talked to you briefly about it on your podcast, I think. Uh-huh. And you were in the very first episode, and I got the impression talking to you that you were going to pop up again, and then you did. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm in one other episode. They cut me out of me and my husband, the lovely Wayne Henderson. They cut him out of, like like two others because of budget cuts. But I was just like, hey, I'm just glad to be in anything. Thank you. That's amazing. So yeah. You were great, Matty.

Oh, thanks, Adam. Appreciate that. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Hey, wait your turn. We're going alphabetically. Compliments wait for nobody.

No one has to wait turns to compliment me. Doug, I'm sorry. I have to put my foot down. Which foot? That's Joyelle Johnson. We could hear giggling over there. How are you doing? I'm doing great. I'm smoking a J right now in your honor. So she was saying if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be doing that. I mean, if it wasn't for you, if it wasn't for the world burning, you know, I'd be smoking anyway, but we smoking more now.

How's the, you're in New York right now? Yep, Brooklyn, baby. How's it treating you there? Sirens and helicopters all day long, baby. Ain't no peace, ain't no nothing. No justice, no peace, no peace. There's no peace in Brooklyn, I'll tell you that. But I'm maintaining, I'm maintaining. Okay, that's good. I mean, I gotta say the acoustics in your home are terrific. Oh, that's good. When you first came on earlier today, there was some pots and pans banging around or something.

And I really thought you were going to do like a musical performance in your kitchen. Oh, that sounds amazing. Cause you know, we've been doing a lot to keep ourselves busy and sometimes I am in here making a whole entire private band. Have you made a puzzle? No puzzles yet. No puzzles yet. Good, good.

Don't resort to puzzles. I can't promise you anything, but no puzzles yet. I got, somebody sent me a puzzle and I refuse to do it. I like, every protest counts. Every protest counts. I never understood puzzles when uh you know when life was normal but now that life is not normal i'm not going to take time to make a

puzzle but you know every moment's precious and i'm going to be like trying to jam a one you know one piece of paper into another and they don't fit right. You still try to make it fit. Yeah, that's how my brain feels. So after this one. And can you imagine doing an escape room right now? That seems insane. Nothing that causes me to think.

I'm good on that. We need to upgrade it to escape world. Like if you figure out the clues, you get to leave. Yeah, I want to go to think. I'm good on that. We need to upgrade it to Escape World. If you figure out the clues, you get to leave. Yeah, I want to go to Toronto. That's all I want. I just want to be able to be let into Canada. And finally, but not finally,

Adam Ray is here. Hello? That's it? Hello? Adam? Yeah. Oh, I thought there was a little hiccup in the connection, so I thought you said Alan Lay, and I was like, oh, I think we added somebody.

Yeah, Alan Lay decided to stop by. He's, you know, I always have to say yes to him because his family, uh, has that whole potato chip fortune. It's Alan Lay of the Frito Lay. Uh, do you, so if this is a new character you're workshopping on us, Doug, you mind throwing me a little taste of his voice? Hi, how's it going?

Oh, cut. It's going to be a no. We're going to go with the Doritos guy. Sorry. How's your doggy? How's your doggy? How's your doggy, Adam? She's the best. She just got shaved down to a nice thin coat because I'm in AZ doing some shows this weekend. The old classic curfew adjustment shows of 6 p.m. Friday, 3 p.m. and 6 on Saturday. Whoa.

Whoa. Yeah. Isn't Friday, 3 p.m. and 6 on Saturday. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah, isn't that crazy? I saw that. You're there at the stand-up live with Brad Williams? No, I'm at the CB live. Brad's at the stand-up live. Oh, my God. You guys are competing against each other with curfew shows?

In a battle of size. I mean, in a world where there's hardly any shows, you two friends are in opposite parts of the same town doing curfew shows. Yeah, it's the way it should be. But, well, you know, my dog is good. She's licking. I didn't realize how much dogs um you know lick lick them like i guess i haven't been a dog owner in quite some time so she's you know a little cabapoo and she's just constantly

as my girlfriend says licking her hoo-ha and people say like dogs are going to be you know like they're good gauge for if you're going to be a decent parent or not i think i'm going to be terrible because i'll literally see her, you know, pleasuring herself. And I'm like, Hey, stop it. Piggles, stop it. Her name is Piggles. I go, Piggles, stop it. And then she'll turn to me and just be like, but it feels so good. And then I'm like, all right, just, you know, wait till we leave. I guess, you know, the, uh, the house.

I think you're going to be, I think you're going to be a great parent. I mean, you've already taught your dog to talk. So was it not clear that that was, you know, doggy skills, dude. Yeah. You really got it going on. Well, you know, but you're right. You're right.

The dogs with a look can really say a lot sometimes. And I told me that they, we got to get her fixed soon, which I already knew that much, but because she can, she's going to start bleeding. And I was like, oh, why? And they go, because of her period. And I was like, dogs have periods? Which is the name of a book I'm writing that if you guys go on my show right now. Okay, we'll add in laughter there later, but that's. Are we already plugging stuff? Cause I also, I, I, I've written extensively about dogs and their periods. I mean, this is, I wish you would have called me, man. We all call each other. I know it's scope that I think Joyelle is doing. I'll be like, Hey, is this something that you have a premise? I've spent years writing my dog period books. I don't know, man.

You might want to edit this out. Are there any tiny doggy tampons? know man you might want to edit this out are there any tiny doggy tampons that's what i want to know hilarious there's gotta be right oh my god oh no what do they taste like moving on uh all right yeah i can't oh you're writing erotica it's fine adam never mind mine's fan fiction yours is informative yeah okay i can't believe i'm finally learning this you know i've wondered all these years why you know why the family dog was in such a bad mood for an entire week each month yeah so other than that doing good pump for the shows gonna uh you know hope people come out we'll see what happens yeah everybody go

out and see uh adam and sit you know like i guess they're. We'll see what happens. Yeah. Everybody go out and see Adam and sit, you know, like, I guess they're going to have everybody sit very far apart. Yeah. They're going to keep you. You don't have to sit with strangers anymore. Like if you go to a comedy club and you're,

you know, you're a couple, they won't sit you with another couple, which I would hate personally. Yeah. Those days are done, I think. So now it's,

you know, you come with, you're going to sit with who you came with. uh so now just really think about that carpool situation and uh and then uh you know stay keep your distance they're taking temperatures gloves and masks you know oh my goodness what's the capacity of the room uh 850 so and they're gonna cap it at 820 so we'll see i think it's still gonna be safe no no it's uh the room holds i think 450 they going to cap it at eight 20. So we'll see. I think it's still going to be safe. No, no, it's a, the room holds, I think four 50, they're going to cap it at one 50. Oh, wow. Okay. Nice.

Yeah. People, people will be spread out, but it's still, you know, it's still risky. So like all the staff will have masks on, you know, or, you know, while they're serving everybody. And, but then you won't be wearing one on stage, Adam? I won't, and I won't. I'll bring my own mic. I won't do probably meet and greets. I won't do my closer, which is letting everyone cough in my mouth.

I'll probably – I saw Brad do this thing his first weekend back where he stood on stage and let people take pictures of him since he didn't do like a photo op at the end which i might do that that seems a little goofy but but whatever whatever the uh people want it a you know have them make cardboard cutouts of themselves and then take turns that's fucking genius i miss you want to be, I like every, you know, time I was out doing shows, I do meet and greets after all my shows. Then, you know, X number of people would post the picture on Instagram and tag me.

And since live shows have stopped, I've never tagged pictures and I just feel sad that that's not happening anymore. I didn't, I took it for granted when it was happening. And now I'm just like, Oh, I've never, nobody's ever taken a picture with me ever again. Maybe. Yeah. I miss compliments after shows. I really miss that. Like if I do a zoom show now and I get a compliment on Twitter, I'll live on it for the entire day. All right. Well, now we know we all have to uh everybody has to

find joelle joelle on uh social media and give her a compliment after this complimenter chris rock said women need food water and compliments and that is a very true story i love it all right so if we have a little time left over at the end, we'll talk about movies. But for now, I'm going to say, let the games begin. We're going to start. Yay. We're going to start with a new game. It's called Brong It.

This feels heavily favored towards Matthew. favored towards matthew it's the game where knowledge of the classic film bring it on and luck go hand in hand but remain six feet apart i'll start with you matt because it's alphabetical i'll ask you a question about Bring It On from the year 2000. If you answer it correctly, you get a point. Can I share something really fast? What? Can I share something really fast about that movie?

Not about that movie, but when it happened, when the movie came out. Uh-huh. I was, oh, God, I have to, I'm sorry. There's a, a room we all played in Chicago. And, um, there was a, there's a dude who just sucked was the worst and thought he was like the next bill Hicks and, um, white guy. And there was a, a black person with a camera that was filming. And he was like, Hey man, he's filming our acts like talking about the predominantly white uh comedy lineup and he's like what they what he's doing is he

films it he's going to take it to the south side they're going to steal our jokes and i'm like literally think black people are stealing our jokes like they're funnier than us man i'm like this isn't the reverse bring it on and i still think that's the funniest thing i said in 2000 just i just want to throw that out there turns out like i was filming his friend set as a favorite we're nefarious under any circumstance oh my god i would if a black person stole my joke i'd be like like, thanks. That's so awesome. I know the oddest compliment. Yeah, exactly. Sorry, Doug. I just had to, I'm sorry.

No, that's all right. I, you know, I was just worried that the story might give away. It's nothing about the movie. Information about the movie, but it didn't. That was very, that was perfect. Thanks. Yeah. Cause if you don't get the question right, then I'm going to give two options to Joyelle. She's going to get multiple choice. And then if she doesn't get it right,

then that means that Adam gets the lucky point. Okay. And then it rotates from there, and the first of you to get to two points is our winner. Yes. You've been going ham and quarantine. I love it, Doug. Ready? Okay. You stayed up all night for that intro. And it was worth it. Matt Bronger?

Yes, sir. Time to brong it. Let's do it. What is the name of Gabrielle Union's character, first name in Bring It On? Oh, God. I frankly don't know. I'm sorry.

That's okay. There's no reason to be sorry about it. There's a lot of people that need to apologize these days, but you're not one of them. Honestly, it wasn't out of guilt. Okay, so now we go to Joyelle. Was her name Whitney or Isis? I would just first like to say all white men need to apologize at all times. And with that being said, my answer was going to be Gabrielle Union to any of these questions.

So you took that away. I feel like her name was Isis. It was. Oh, my God. I thought that was. It was. Oh, my God. I thought that was a rig up. Oh, my God. Her fucking name is Isis. And coincidentally, Bin Laden's improv team name was Gabrielle Union.

Yeah. You know, I didn't even think of the terrorist organization. I thought of the Greek, excuse me, the Egyptian goddess. Like, that's like a white person's script that, right. What's a black name? ISIS. That movie was written by a white girl who gave the white girls names like Torrance. Which had a name of black girl that she names her.

I mean, yes. I always talk about how you can't follow around white women that have black girl names because they're the most dangerous they are unhinged they are they don't know what they are they don't know what to do okay so that means joyelle has a point, but now we turn to Adam. And Adam gets a brand new question. Not going to be easier, though. Adam, finish the line of this cheer from Bring It On. That's all right.

That's okay. Okay. From Bring It On. That's all right. That's okay. We've got dip in dots for free all day. Fuck, I don't know. What is it?

I mean, that was close. And by close, I mean, at least it rhymed. Did I get the end of the rhyme correct? Let's give Matt two choices. Are you ready, Matt? Yes, sir. Is it, we're going to win it anyway, or you're going to pump our gas someday? Oh, fuck.

Okay. Oh, wow. You going with spirit or slams, Matt? I mean, I'm trying to win, and I'm guessing it's the white team that said that. And it's a comedy, so I'm going to – much as it hurts my heart, I got to go with B. You're going to pump our gas someday? Jesus, that's cool. They live in Oregon?

That is the – That's the entire state. or New Jersey. That is the correct answer. Okay. Wow. Yeah, you did it. That didn't feel good. Yeah. My whole life, my whole life growing up. I, you know, I grew up in San Diego and the cheer was always, that's all right. That's okay. We're going to win it anyway. And then I went and saw bring it on and uh and then they said i mean it was the black girl saying this to the white girl so it wasn't oh what oh then i love it okay cool yeah no i think that's why they i think that's why they

went you know they wanted it to be like an extra harsh slam, but the black girls sang it to the white girls. I think that's how it went. But, yeah, you're going to pump our gas someday. And then they do a gesture, like a sexy pumping gas gesture. Hot. Okay. Cool. All right.

All right. So Matt has one, and Joyelle has one, and Joyelle gets this next question. Yeah. You could win this thing right now. Oh, shit. Finish the tagline for the movie Bring It On. Oh.

Winning isn't everything. It's blank. Oh, man. Oh, winning isn't everything. It's ah, shoot. Something like it's necessary.

It's one word. I feel like it's one word, but I don't know the words. I'm just going to say Black Lives Matter. Winning isn't everything. It's Black Lives Matter. There you go. Fitting for the week. I mean, I think that's a pretty good tagline for that movie because.

Yeah, it was a miniature race war. It was. and the correct side won yeah i hope people know that the black girls won okay so um i don't want to sound terrible all right uh so it goes to Adam. And Adam, you get to choose between two options. Is it winning isn't everything, it's all of the things? Or winning isn't everything, it's the only thing? Ooh, all the things just seems like an improv.

And they were like, cool, Kirsten, we got that. Now let's stick to the script. And she's like, yeah, but I, this is like, this is the film where I'd show off my improv chops. Like you can do that in Spider-Man. She's like, what's that? And they go cut. And then somebody goes, Oh, we were rolling on that. So I'm going to go with So I'm going to go with winning is the thing. Is that what it was? They're like, Torrance, you're drifting from the script.

You're over in Longdale. Get back on the freeway, sweetheart. Wait, which one are you going with? Are you going with it's all the things or the only thing? The only thing. That's more of a concrete, like, pump up. The crowd's going nuts. They're face to face. I feel like there's probably a spit, you know, on the floor,

probably a hair, you know, shake in the face. And then, you know, that's when you, as an audience member, lean forward on your seat and go, oh, this is getting good. You know? All right. Well, it's just words on a poster, but I get what you're saying. That's my answer. But that is correct.

Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing. The movie was intense about how important winning is. I will say, though, I mean, that was a tough guess because, like, it's all the things is a real good, dumb white girl answer with respect to white men. I mean, can't you see that as, like, you have all the Heathers and the leader of the Heather is like, yeah, well, winning isn't everything. It's all of the things.

And she thinks, like, oh, i just smacked you like i won and all even her friends are like oh yeah yeah good one heather you know like that would be a funny one for the poster so i don't know good good job adam i don't know i think i would get from it also i was just gonna say heather is is an underrated blanket white girl name, and I'm glad you brought that back to the surface. Heather, yes. Heather's is one of the funniest movies of all time. I love that movie.

Winona Ryder forever, baby. For sure. We've got a three-way tie. It's not a moment were you in winona did you have a thing at a certain point do we bring back horrible memories sorry no my girl my girl was tiffany amber thesen we can we can oh sure debate right now yeah i was just trying to have a dramatic pause before saying we have a three-way tie oh oh that was i thought you was sounding like justin trudeau over there okay is justin trudeau gone quiet drink five if you're playing the justin trudeau drinking game at home he um he paused when they asked him about oh yeah like when but my favorite part about

the clip is the sign language interpreters were like crossing their arms and just looking at this mug like, are you going to speak? Like, it was hilarious to look at the sign language interpreters when he did that pause. So, yeah. Anyway. He really had to think about his words right then. Yeah. He knew it was going to go viral for God's sake. Yeah, he could have said anything and people were gonna be quoting it and showing

it everywhere um okay so this is the one this is the big question of course this luck is a huge part of this particular game uh so that everybody has a chance no matter how much of a movie nerd they are but we got to start with matt again. So you get this cold question, Matt. Okay. Which Bring It On cast member has been a guest on Doug Loves Movies multiple times? Ooh. You know, because I'm not sure, I'm going to vote with my heart,

which is the worst idea, you know, betting with your heart, betting on the team, your favorite. But I'm going to go Gabrielle Union. That would be amazing if she was on the show a bunch. Oh, my God. That would have been so cool. Like, especially if she was on, like, Getting Doug with High. How cool would that be?

Well, that wasn't the question but yeah that would be amazing uh but uh unfortunately no she is not the answer okay now we go to joyelle yeah i'll be your gabrielle baby. Which one of these ladies has been on Doug Loves Movies, I think at least seven or eight times maybe at this point, maybe more. Is it Claire Kramer or Eliza Dushku? Uh-oh. I want to go with my heart and hope it's Eliza Dushku because I think she's pretty cool.

That is incorrect. Boo! It's Claire Kramer. Adam gets the free point and the win! Woohoo! Who let the dogs out?

Oof. Is that a song? Do they play that song when a team scores in a game? Oh, yeah. I mean, look, I'm constantly on a Baja Men loop in my head for anything positive. Pat, can you name any other track performed by the Baja Men? Oh, fuck.

It's not one of the tracks. You know, they played in center, at the old Safeco field where the Mariners played for a weekend. I think it was just Saturday. They literally played who let the dogs out between every inning break. And then, Oh man, one inning, they played one other song. People started booing halfway through and they changed. It was fucking incredible, but I can't remember the name of that song, but it was, it wasn't bad. It just wasn't who let the dogs out. You know,

they tried to play some new shit in the crowd. It's like, if you're going to mix it up, just have a call and response, like single at the dogs out and then be like, we found out who let the dog down. And then just, you know, I don't know. So no, James, good question. I didn't, their, their episode of MTV unplugged was really underwhelming and acoustic car. And this kind of slowed down who let the dog, I didn't enjoy it. I'll be honest.

That's not for everybody. Bahamans and acquired taste. I mean, that's aamian's an acquired taste. I mean, that's an amazing, I don't know how long it would be funny for, but it's at least a good 30 minutes. Probably about 10 seconds. A 10-second sketch. Oh, it's a great sketch, yeah. Great sketch idea. Okay, so congratulations, Adam, Ray.

You won that game. And something special that I'll tell you all about after the break we'll be right back we're back pretty fast break you guys all you're all good you're all awake you're all ready for more do it yes because now we're going to play one more game, and it's to determine our winner today. Of course, there's no prizes. Just a sense of pride, which is nice to have during Pride Month. Yes.

Adam, since you won that first game getting that lucky point you get to go first in our second and final game today it's called last person standing and you also get to choose the actor or actress who will be the subject today. So pick strategically because then we're going to take turns. I'm going to play along. I like to play too. We're going to take turns naming movies that they've, that person has been in. And if you can't think of one, you're out. Great. I think one time before

you had control over this game, Adam, and maybe picked Sandra Bullock. Did that happen, or am I remembering it wrong? I might have, yeah. Because you, you know, you're, like, friendly with her. Like, she's been on your podcast. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sure. We'll turn a text if I keep it under five characters. The true test of celebrity friendship. Will they return the text? I mean, look, I think once I motorboated her, then it was like, if we don't become friends after this,

then I've done... Then my mouth was open when I... You know, something... I made it weird somehow. But we should, we should be clear that everybody knows that you motorboated her as part of a scene in a film. Oh yeah. I forgot everyone hasn't seen everything.

Yeah. That was for a movie, but, but yeah, we might've done that. What? So, okay. So pick, pick a different famous actor to go this. Okay. Yeah, it could be an actor or actress. Anybody that you think you might know more about than Matt and Joyelle and me. Great. Let's go. Let's go.

Adam Sandler. Whoa. What are you, what are we going to sit here all day? Okay. Alan Arkin. What are we going to wrap it up? All right.

All right. Wait, wait, for real. Here we go. For real. Wait, wait, for real. Here we go. For real. Jim Carrey. Has that been done too much? I mean, I could do Jim Carrey. I mean, that's another one that, you know, can go like Vince Vince Vaughn. Okay.

How do you feel about Vince Vaughn, Joyelle? I feel okay. I feel okay, but hey, you know, I'm here. Matt, have you ever worked – Matt, have you been in a Vince Vaughn movie? No, I have not. Uh-uh. Okay. All right, so you're not biased.

I mean, I was going to say Shaq, but that's also like what we got, like five movies. He must be in like a dozen by now, but I bet you we wouldn't be able to come up with all of them. Yeah. I just said the Lego movie. Is he in the Lego movie? He had my favorite line in the Lego movie

where he was just like, y'all ready for this? And he threw a ball and he was like my favorite line in the lego movie where he was just like y'all ready for this and he threw a ball and he was like oh no they were ready for that that's amazing oh no they were ready for that all right adam start us off with uh any any film that has Vince Vaughn in it. Swingers. What? Swingers? What kind of show-off says the very first movie? Matt?

Dragged Across Concrete. Whoa. Nice. He went with first nice he went with last that's a deep deep cut and it's a pretty bad movie oh really oh god not a lot of point to it and it's a it's got a serious undercurrent of uh the oh the poor oppressed modern white man, I just will say. That's kind of obvious when you watch it. I don't know. I thought the guy's movie before that one was pretty insane, like as an action movie.

Like this one, I was just like, what is this movie? This is nuts. Anyway. Yeah, because it's Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson. Yeah, yeah. read the room guys uh okay um so whose turn is it oh Joyelle wedding crushers yes let's go ahead and just work that angle till it's done. I'm going to say the internship back to Adam couples retreat.

That's one of those movies where everyone had a nice vacation oh yeah didn't necessarily result in fun for the viewers I mean it's a great cast a lot of great people in it I don't know.

That movie just didn't come together. That was like the movie Ibiza. Oh, God. Just a nice trip for everyone. We're shooting on location in Ibiza. Yeah. Who said that? Adam did.

Okay, so back to you, Matt. I'm going to go Jurassic Park, The Lost World. Nice. Good. Nice. Yeah, full title. I didn't want to say Jurassic Park 2 because that's not technically right, you know?

Right, but also I always get confused. It's The Lost World, Jurassic Park, right? I don get confused. It's the Lost World Jurassic Park, right? I don't know. Maybe I asked myself. I get that title right? I'm not going to hold you to it because it's confusing. Thanks. Just that you knew both of those titles

are in the title is good for me. Okay. So back to Joyelle. This is how you know if somebody don't know the answer, how their voice goes up at the end of the answer. So I will say the breakup, the breakup. The breakup.

The breakup. We're going to have to break up. The breakup. Was he in that? yep oh shit come on with the Doug Looney Pass early on

yeah he co-starred in the breakup with Jennifer Anderson Jennifer Anderson yes love it I did it. I'm going to go with Four Christmases.

Nice. Which is, I think it's got some really, really funny parts, that movie, and it's also I think it's like 85 minutes long it is one of the shortest it's one of the shortest major studio releases ever that's not animated uh adam uh fred claus did you think of that because I said that other one?

I mean, I've seen that sadly too many times. Matt. I'm going to go dodgeball. Good. Classic. All right. What's the whole title? Oh, an underdog story.

Yeah. Is it true or just an underdog? I think it's just an underdog. A true underdog story. I don't know. A true crime story. I love that movie. I love Dodgeball. It's super funny. That movie

makes me very happy. Joyo uh back to my question phrasing um Zoolander

it's always so suspenseful when it gets to you um what's in him I don't

think he shows up in that one oh yeah I tried to take an alley-oop from that last one and my other guests I don't think he shows up in that one. Oh yeah. I tried to take an alley-oop from that last one and my other guests, I had two guesses and you know.

He played his brother, one of the coal miners. Remember? In Zoolander. Yes. In Zoolander. They all have his hair. We have confirmation, Joyelle, you are correct. Oh my effing goodness. Well done. Yeah. We're digging deep over here.

I didn't know we had a Zoolanderologist in the group. I love that movie, man. I just thought about it. I realized it. I was like, oh, wait, he's in it. Completely random. He has, like, one line. Yeah. So good. Yeah, there's another one he's in it. Completely random. He has, like, one line. Yeah. So good.

Yeah, there's another one I thought Joyelle was thinking of that might come up a little bit later. But for now, I'm going to say Brawl in Cell Block 99. The one before Dragged Across Concrete. Yes. The aforementioned. That movie

has got some really, really ugly violence in it. Oh, it's bananas. You have to look at it as a comedy. Yeah, it's really over the top. But that dude's best movie bone tomahawk i i recommend all the time that that one's great it's great and horrifying yeah though but the horrifying part it's like it's nicely built up to rather than now that guy i think is just going to

make movies where horrifying shit happens through the entire thing. Yeah. Who's up next? Adam. Has anybody said old school? No. Great. You know why? Why? Because we're all new school, school man you're the only old school person burn

burn you got zoom burned zoom burn like a ginsburg oh man uh matt uh mr and mrs smith Oh, man. Matt? Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Oh, yeah. I love him in that. I think he's just such a perfect jolt of Vince Vaughn energy. I wish, like, he did more of that, which he's done. I agree with you more. When he just comes in as kind of a random funny asshole, and then he's gone, so good.

Yeah, really good. Joy, yeah. I just want to say I appreciate y'all for doing the deep cuts, because that's giving me the alley-oops for the easy shit. But I'm still questioning Anchorman. Yep. Yes! for the easy shit, but I'm still questioning Anchorman. Yep. Yes, oh I'm still in the gang baby. Yeah, he shows up in the gang when they have like the gangs

from like each of the different local TV stations. He's wild. He's in there with Vince Vaughn. I, I mean with Ben Stiller. Yeah. And it's, but for all the people listening that might give me a hard time later, it's a anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy. Oh, you're right. Yeah. I wouldn't have got all that. Yeah.

I'm just so happy that you're still in the game. I am too. I'm very impressed with myself right now. I would have accepted if you just said anchor or man. He was in the man movie. He was in the man. He would be in the man. If there was a movie called the man movie, Vince Vaughn would be in the man movie. He is the man movie.

He's the man movie. If they made man the movie, it would definitely be Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn, for sure. Because he's the man movie if they made man the movie it would definitely be Vince Vaughn for sure because he's so he's bigger than life uh uh uh where where are we now me yes I will say um what's another sneaky like what's another Vince Vaughn where he just sort of pops in? Well, he doesn't, I guess he pops in, but Hacksaw Ridge. Oh yeah. With Mel, right? Yeah. He's the, you know,

kind of cliche drill sergeant character and still, I think Vince Vaughn's a tremendous actor he still he rose above it a little bit still it's still pretty by the numbers adam rudy you son of a gun that's the deep language you went deeper than swingers yeah i impressive impressivo yeah he's he's he's small in that but he's good matt i will say supposedly a story about that is uh the director was looking at two actors for that role that had auditioned and she and he had the pictures in front of him and there's a uh female uh uh

executive or something was like that dude is super hot and she and the guy goes well i'm not hiring him hire this guy and this guy was was vince fawn oh i thought he got cast zoom burn yep but I'm going to go with a maid M a D E. Nice. Oh yeah. With puff daddy. Yup. Yup. Puff diddy.

He was good in it. It was Favreau and, and Vince Vaughn reunited. I there's a, there's a line he says in it that I quote all the time. That's the ultimate lazy person's line where they're supposed to clean a house and he sweeps the floor for like 10 minutes and goes, you know what? I'm no good to anyone. I'm just going to go home, take the rest of the day. I'm just not, this isn't, I am not going to,

this isn't going to work for anyone like blames. Like it's just like, it's out of my hands. I should just leave. I love it. I can't clean this up So I'm not even going to bother I'm just going to mess it up Honestly I'm going to go For everyone's sake Back to you Joyo

Random sidebar I was at a party once And Jon Favreau came and DJ'd And he's a really good fucking DJ. Let me just put that out there. He's a very good DJ. Like the party was jumping. It was a New Year's Eve party.

But anyway, Anchorman 2, the second legend of Ron Burgundy. You know, I just love the way you made that your own. You took it. you took the sides but you came in and you did it differently in the audition and I admire

and respect that but I don't even know if Vince Vaughn is in the second one but that's definitely not what it's called I am for certain that is not what it's called but stick around I am for certain that is not what it's called. Stick around for the plugs and stuff, Joelle.

All right. For my next turn, for Vince Vaughn, I am going to say, oh. Oh, man. I just thought of two at the same time. Lucky bastard. And I don't like either of them very much. Maybe that's why I thought of them at the same time. Have you guys ever seen Delivery Man?

No. He plays a guy who gets sued by all of his children because he went to the sperm bank like a hundred times. That's right. And he gets sued. All of his children get together and realize that they're all from the same father. So they all sue to find out his identity and they all yell at him for not being a dad to them.

It's brutal. Is it on PAX? I think you can only get, I think you can only watch it on, on Waze because there's nothing on Waze right now. Since there's no traffic, they're showing movies on Waze. Oh my God.

Waze is getting into the content game. Finally. Look out, Google Maps. You better find a morning show. I stole that joke from my character says that in an episode of You're the Worst. Your character, Alan Lay? My character, Doug Benson, wants to develop TV shows for Waze. I love that.

They're really short shows. You can watch them at stoplights. We're back to you, Adam. Starsky and Hutch. Yes. Yes, he's the bad guy in Starsky and Hutch. Oh my God. That's great. Really good. Oh, my God. Really good.

That's great. Matt? I'm going to go Neighborhood Watch. Wasn't that what it was called? Yes. Digging it. Wait. Yes.

I'm not 100% positive that was the title, but I know it was about a neighborhood watch group. Yeah, it was him and Ben Stiller and the guy from the IT crowd over in England, Richard Ayode. Yes. And Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill, yeah. Neighborhood watch. And it came out, what was the timing that made that movie bomb?

It came out at the same time as some big news story or something. Oh, probably George Zimmerman. Yeah. That's right. Zimmerman happened. Zimmerman happens, and then they make a movie about a bunch of white guys trying to keep their neighborhood safe. Yeah.

Oh, God. Horrible. All right. Sorry about that. Oh, God. Horrible. All right. Sorry about that. If anybody, if Neighborhood Watch is giving anybody PTSD. Just me.

Just making you stick around and listen to us talk about incredibly racist movies. Yes. Whose turn is it? Me? I think it's me. The dilemma. Oh yeah. Hello.

That was some, that was some Justin Trudeau shit right there. Hell yeah. It's a thing now. It's a thing. Yeah. hell yeah it's a thing now it's a thing yeah the dilemma was a movie where kevin james knows or or vince vaughn knows one of them knows that their the other one's wife is cheating and then he spends the entire movie yeah kevin james knows spends the entire movie wondering whether or not he should tell his best friend that his wife's cheating.

Yeah. That's the, that's the dilemma. Doesn't the dilemma sound like, you know, you locked your keys in your car. Thank you. Or maybe like,

you know, you, you forgot your, uh, your car. And at the improv stuff. Uh, what is, uh, your car and at the improv stuff. Uh, what is, uh, you walk through the, wait, is it my turn yet? Oh, you want to do a quick story. I want to talk about,

I want to hear it. I was playing Danies in Chicago when they were shooting that movie and Steve Byrne had a little role in it and he was like, Hey, can I go up? I'm going to bring everybody. And I'm like, yeah, dude. And Vince Vaughn's there and a fucking Kevin James. And when, when owner writer, I believe was in it, it's a tiny, that room holds like 80 people. And so everyone sees them. Steve goes up, has a great set.

He gets off stage and they all get up and leave all the Hollywood. Oh no. Yeah. And it was like, Hey, I'll great set. He gets off stage, and they all get up and leave. All the Hollywood people. Oh, no. Yeah, and it was like, hey, I'll put it this way. I mean, I went up and just lit it up. Like, I didn't break. I was just like, I'm not going down. And, like, you know, didn't make fun of them for leaving, but it was that thing where it's like, you know,

I mean, they probably want to go to dinner, but it's that feeling of like, hey, you're not going to watch my set? Well, shit. Okay. Oh, man. That's all I think of when I think of that movie. Every time I see Steve, he apologizes. Like, and he doesn't have to.

Did you see them walk out like, as you were walking to the stage? Yes. Or was it all your way to get caught? Yes. And Vince Vaughn is like seven feet tall, and everyone saw him leave. So an obvious exit. That's so shitty. i think of it in laugh and laugh now did you were you compelled to like scream out like just stay for five minutes

and then if you don't like it no you're gone no i just did i did not talk about it i didn't call any attention to it sure thankfully it was it was packed to the gills already. Yeah, but at Zany's in Chicago, you have to leave by walking right past the stage. Yeah. Like the exit is next to the side of the stage. That's right. Damn it. So people are just like, yeah.

I mean, Ed Vitzvon is not only the biggest person that's ever lived in terms of volume size. Like Matt said, that's a lived in terms of volume size, uh, that, that like Matt said, that's a tiny club. So there's nothing, the entire room knows where Vince Vaughn is at every moment. He's in there.

Yeah. A whole time. Like that's one of the clubs that I'm really kind of worried about it opening up again because everyone's so crammed in there. Uh, it's, mean which creates a great energy and such a fun room to play under your normal time they'll probably open up oh i think they will i think they will i mean everywhere's everywhere's trying to open up i just uh you know i just hope that uh

it you know it isn't too soon but you know none know, none of us, most of us aren't scientists. So it's hard to know what the right thing to do is. Whose turn is it now? I would just like to say breaking news. I was unlawfully kicked out of the game. And this is why. I IMDb'd. He was definitely in Anchorman 2.

And that was not the title of the movie, but also The Watch is the title of Neighborhood Watch. So I'm going to just throw that in there. It's a Dunlop movies controversy right now. And you take the black girl out of the game. We're in Black Lives Matter week and I'm going to just put that out there. I was unlawfully treated.

Zoom burn. You know what I'm saying, Doug? You owe me some weed. That's fair. I'm just throwing that out there. Somehow just because I got it wrong and I'm out of the game now,

you owe me weed as well, Doug. I don't know what. Yes. You owe us all weed. You owe me weed. I don't make the rules, but I think I know them. So, yeah. There you go. But I'm glad.

Oh, man, Joelle, I'm so glad you caught that. I don't want to, like, win for, like, and keep going. I mean, I definitely wasn't going to win. I knew I wasn't going to win, but I did. My guessing ass, my guessing ass got through to three rounds, and I was very proud of myself. I wouldn't have gotten to the fourth round. I would have just started naming comedies.

So, I'm like, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. So, yeah, I'm going to just say I did well. Yeah, I appreciate you keeping us honest. Yeah, Neighborhood Watch, I even believe that part of the reason I fell for that is because I believe that's what it was called in production

and then they just called it the watch when the Zimmerman thing happened to be like you know, try to distance from the expression neighborhood watch. And it did not work. No one, no one was fooled. Also not a very good movie either on top of it.

It's not like a good movie got ruined by, you know, bad timing. It was just also just didn't work. Didn't turn out so good. Okay. So Matt, you're out yep joyelle is back in no i am not i am not because i am db after perusing the imdb page okay so um that means it's my turn. And I will say that he was in the shot-for-shot remake of Psycho. Oh, no. Yes.

Psycho. Adam? A little movie called Into the Wild. Oh, right. That's such weird. That's another example of him having a small part him just popping up pen was probably like dude i got this flick yeah that was it's that was crazy zach alphanackis has a small part in there too yeah um okay judith light plays the butcher no that's that's if we're doing the um you know he had kind of a drama phase so uh i'm gonna say clay pigeons

oh yeah he did a few dramatic roles in a row for some reason i don't know why good now he's on in a box yeah i think he didn't want to just be comedy guy you know so he did a bunch of dramas in a row and then people begged him to come back to comedy like that's why i think he's so funny in old school is because he hadn't been doing comedies totally got to let that comedy freak flag fly that scene where he's on like the uh the the rings in the gymnasium and he's but he's got a cigarette dangling out of his mouth good stuff i also like when will ferrell gets caught on fire in the mascot costume yeah old school so good uh anything else uh adam yeah um one of my uh favorite movies of not only uh vince but uh j-lo the cell

yeah oh the cell oh well I forgot about that one. Yes. Well, you know what I say to you, Matt? Be cool. Ooh. You do always say that. I'm saying it all the time. Wow.

Be cool. Any more, Adam? Oh, God. Oh, God. Fuck. Boy. I mean, I think we hit them. I think we did a pretty good job with it. I think we did them all.

True Detective is a TV show. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I think we did really good. Yeah, I think. I'm sure there's a few. There's one thing. What's that thing?

Was he in Broke Down Palace? I don't think so. He was in one of those movies where some women were jailed in a foreign country and he was trying to help get them out. But I don't know if it was that one or another one. Oh, you know what? Oh, fuck. What is the – it's Joaquin Phoenix and him and – fuck.

Describe it. What are they doing? It's like Malaysia. There's like a – a friend was like arrested for drug possession. Yeah, I think that's what I'm talking about. Um, the friend was like arrested for drug possession. Yeah. I think that's what I'm talking about. I think I'm confusing a couple of different movies. Uh,

welcome to paradise or going back to something trapped in paradise, not trapped, uh, return to paradise. What? Maybe it's returned to paradise. I think so. I think it's something like that.

Cause I think he has to go back to try to get the women out. Yes. Yeah. Good job. Well, regardless, you win of all of my guests today, Adam. You are the winner. So congratulations for that. Thanks.

It's a hard-fought battle. Right? Do you have anything in particular you'd like to plug today uh yeah my my show is in arizona this weekend at copper blues live 6 p.m friday 3 and 6 saturday 6 p.m sunday uh i really love that club it's a really nice uh yeah nice space got a good vibe uh and then uh uh uh one of the uh voices on this new animated show called crossing swords that hits hulu uh june 12th it's from the uh guys that made robot chicken and it's me tony hale seth green breckin meyer um wendy mclevin covey uh nicholas holt and uh and some other rock stars

tara strong and so that i think there's 10 episodes of the, season one drops June 12th on Hulu. It's like a filthy medieval time show, and it's claymation. It's fucking great. Oh, I'm in for all of that. Yeah. Yeah, lots of great people, and claymation, and filthy, and, oh. Sounds awesome. And Vince Vaughn?

No. No. Really? No. He's uncredited. Joyelle Johnson, thank you for waiting around for this part. What have you got to plug? Yeah, when you said Nicholas Holt, I was like,

I loved him when man went out of face. And then I was like, oh, that's a different white boy named Nicholas. So yes. Too many of them. Too many of those. I would just like to say I'm at Joy on Nicole on Instagram, and I'm doing stretches and stories every Saturday, 6 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, where I have a civilian guest and a comedian,

and then I do a yoga class because I'm a yoga instructor, so just trying to put some positive energy into this crazy world. So that's what I'm doing. That's what I'm plugging. I love it that's awesome yay hey matt bronger yes sir what's going on man what's your uh what did the episode i did of your podcast did it come out yet no i i've been uh kind of low front load and everything we have about four episodes in the can yours will be number two uh i believe they

roll out next week it's uh it's called this might help with matt brager where people call in and leave anonymous messages and myself and a guest uh and joelle and adam i gotta have you both on individually yeah you'd be great and we just never know what is coming down the pike uh you know um i had my friend irene friend Irene too on in the first episode and we had a guy who, because of the coronavirus, was separated from his girlfriend. They don't live together, but they bought a vibrator together before the lockdown.

He wanted to know if he could use it on his own butt. So I didn't see that coming. And so it's not like that. And we offer honest advice, but while at the same time dicking around like only comedians can. The other thing I'll say is Kyle Kinane and I have a weekly happy hour show where we have some drinks. We have a guest on and we barge into other people's homes via Zoom when they welcome us in.

And it's called Hey Girl with Matt and Kyle because that's how Kyle and I wouldn't be on the road a ton. We call each other to check in. We're like, hey, girl, how you doing? Hey, girl. Hey, girl. Everybody to check in on them as the other doing. And we raise our glass and we raise money for charities every single week. And we've raised a few thousand so far, just kind of going by whatever the, the, the guest wants to raise money for. And last week we raised, I think almost $500 for the Minnesota freedom fund. So it's, it's,

it's been rad. So tune in, uh, every, every Friday at five on Twitch or a hold the phone.tv. Yes. Every bit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I, you know, uh, we could have this conversation privately, but, uh, that's a show I would do. Oh dude, i'll have you on in a heartbeat absolutely let me get back to the schedule and i don't want to i don't want to put you on the spot i would love to have some drinks with you it's it's a good excuse to just stick around with friends while you're raising money it's really yeah and i think i think adam

and joyelle both could uh help your help your callers on that show. So yes, thank you to all of my guests for being here. I don't have anything particular I'd like to promote other than, you know, peace, love, etc. And

as always, I yield my time. Fuck you. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.