Doug Loves Movies - Michael Tully, Luis J. Gomez, Mike Catherwood, Kevin Kraft and Jason Ellis guest

Episode Date: August 28, 2018

Live from Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, as part of Ellismania, Doug welcomes Michael Tully, Luis J. Gomez, Mike Catherwood, Kevin Kraft and Jason Ellis to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see cause Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody. Hey, hey, hey everybody. Okay, redo that. Redo that. Get hey, everybody. Okay, redo that, redo that. Get focused, Doug, get focused.

Well, first we've got to pretend the theme song just ended and everybody's cheering. Oh, yay! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. See, it's not going to sound like it did yesterday because everybody said it yesterday. This crowd's half in.

What are they supposed to say? This is Doug Loves Movies. Fucking get it right, everybody. You ready? From the top. Let's go. Hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

This is Love, Love, Love, Movies. Coming to you for the first time... Shh. Coming to you for the first time from Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, as part of Ellis Mania! in Las Vegas, Nevada as part of Ellis Mania!

It's Saturday, August, whatever the fuck the date was yesterday. Et cetera. I can't do it all without my script, but I'm pretty proud of myself for getting that far. I'm going to throw a donut into the crowd. That's what kind of mood I'm in.

Yeah! I put them right in hands, Jason. Fucking awesome. That was really good, Doug. Now can we record it and do it for real? You're like Dimebag and Pantera guys throwing out black tooth grins. That was awesome.

Yeah, it's fun. That's why, I mean, that's not why we have donuts on stage today, but people bring donuts to my shows because then I just turn around and chuck them into the audience. And people love having donuts thrown at them. That might be another future Ellis Mania event. The donut fight? Everybody throwing donuts everywhere.

It's going to have to be like the last fight because that sounds messy. The food fight. There's a lot of glaze. Ooh, a food fight. Oh. Like a fight where everybody has pies around the ring. Hey folks, what you just heard

was an attempt to recreate the opening of the Doug Loves Movies that we taped Saturday. Well, we taped part of it Saturday in Las Vegas as part of Ellis Mania. Mania, and then the next day when we found out that there had been sound issues for the first 12 minutes of Doug Lowe's movies, we decided to try, or actually Jason Ellis tried to get me to recreate the whole thing, but of course we didn't have all the same guests on stage, and it was a different audience. And so I gave up partway through just to explain to you guys what's going on, which is basically that we'll have to join this episode in progress because there's a weird glitch where there's music, loud music playing on the recording that we don't own the rights to and also makes it difficult to hear me and my

guests talking. So what happens next? I went into finding out how many Jason Ellis fans were in the crowd, which was about half the crowd. This was Saturday morning at Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel. And about half the crowd was Doug Loves Movies fans. It was a nice mix of both. And then I asked the two factions of fans to fight each other. We had a nice laugh over that. Then I looked over some name tags, did some Doug plugs. Like, for instance, Doug Loves Movies is back in L.A. Tuesday night at UCB Franklin.

in LA Tuesday night at UCB Franklin. I'll be at the Accidental Comedy Festival in Cleveland on Saturday, September 1st at 420. And then Doug Loves Movies makes a triumphant return to the Alamo Drafthouse in downtown Kansas City on Saturday, September 8th at 420. Then of course I said for all my dates and deets and links, go to Douglovesmovies.com. And then half the audience chanted back, that's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah. Caw-caw. Then I talked about what I put in the prize bag, which I can barely remember right now what I put in there. There was some mustard-flavored pretzels.

That just doesn't appeal to me at all, so I was given those, and I re-gifted them to the prize bag, plus a Douglas Movies T-shirt, a pipe from Peacemaker, a Douglas Movies sticker, oh, a lovely picture of a honey badger that I was given at a restaurant

called Tiffin's in the Animal Kingdom as part of Disney World. I put all that stuff in the bag, and then I introduced Luis J. Gomez, Mike Tully, Kevin Kraft, Mike Catherwood, and Jason Ellis, and we'll rejoin the show after the part where I introduce Jason Ellis, and we talk about Ellis Mania and how great it is and how he's going to fight a big, huge guy later that night who will be on Mushrooms. And I saw that fight later that evening, and it was pretty amazing. And then we talked about how Luis J. Gomez was going to fight MMA style

with another comedian named Ryan O'Neal, and Louis is very confident that he was going to win. And spoiler, he did win that fight. Then we talked to Mike Catherwood. It was his first time on Douglas' movies. You may know him from he was on dancing with the stars one season he's a regular on the uh kevin and bean show he used to do love line with dr drew who was in the house by the way just hanging out in the back and now mike catherwood

is transitioning into tv he's doing stuff for Access Hollywood. And he says people have always called him a bootleg Mario Lopez. So that makes sense. And then, of course, Mike Tully is on the Jason Ellis Show. And he is also one of the people that they played music the night before. There was a concert at the Hard Rock with Everlast. And Hate Bean and Cool Beans opened the show. And that features several people from the Jason Ellis Show, including Kevin Kraft,

who I think is who we're talking to when we go back to the show. We join the show, rather, in progress. Enjoy. Okay, all right. So, I got a bunch of stuff. First of all, I have... This means nutsack. Oof. I have... Swinging in off that. All right, so I have these...

What do you have? Your headgear? Is that in there? Are you giving that away? No, I got my sparring gloves, which are the gloves they're going to be using, the same type of gloves they're going to be using in the fight tonight, which I got. Those are legendary. Signed by you?

They're signed by me at Team Rattlesnake. By the snake. Then I got a copy of the Ringside at Roast Battle book by Julie Sebo, which, yeah, if you're a comedy fan. How to be a comedian. Yeah, my name's in there. Ooh. Then my sponsors, or one of my sponsors for this fight. Oh, shit, you're going to give people weed?

Smoked honey. I am, actually. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Now I feel terrible. So, yeah, so they got two gram cartridges. This is the King Louis J strain, which is my own strain. Your own strain? Yeah. You haven't even fucking had a fight yet, you dickhead.

Yeah, dude. I got a podcast called Legion of Skanks, which has an unbelievable following. Oh, okay. Right. Your famous joke. Sorry. I keep forgetting about that. So, yeah, this is a hybrid between Super Jack and King Louis XIII.

It's King Louis J. And then I got a hat from Smoked Honey and a T-shirt, a Team Rattlesnake T-shirt as well, Smoked Honey shirt. And, yeah, so that's drugs and a book and this other stuff. So, yeah, those are my gifts. Very good. Pass it on down. Very kind of you, Lewis.

What do you got for us, Mike? I have the shittiest of the gifts. I thought it would only be appropriate since this is Doug Benson's podcast. I'm only saying it's little because he says it. I think he's lying. I think it's a stern thing.

I have a very modest penis. I have some very modest penis. I have some used by me clear eyes to prepare you. Some clear eyes for all you Doug Benson fans. Is that the shittiest gift

in the history of Doug Loves Movies? It's up there. Actually, a fresh bottle of this stuff would have been okay. It's not even fucking new. I've already used it.

Are you one of those people that touches it to your eye? Yeah, I know. It hasn't actually touched my eyebrow, so don't worry about the pink eye that I wouldn't give you. Used by me, some chapstick to prepare you for the dry desert air. That is gross. Do you have some lubes that can get all your forms of herpes?

And also some nicotine gum that I found on an actual slot machine. So, you know, toss those dice and give it a shot. Who knows who it belongs to? Yeah, the treasures aren't just in those machines. They're on them sometimes. So let me go ahead and throw them on. Go ahead and pass that stuff down. I don't know if I have room

in the bag for it. That is hefty. There we go. Oh, it's two pieces of gum. They're vintage. Alright. What do you got there, Jason? Red Dragon skateboarded some heat wave sunglasses, the last pair that I didn't give

to somebody. You know what I might add to it? Oh, what's happening? This is like, I had this from the start. This is my wolf knife vest that I've always had. Has all my pins in it. Has everything in it.

This is from the first Dallas Mania. And it's got a pass from when I went to... Wait. I think that's my pass. So they let me in for me to sing in Death, Death, Die. So I'll give you this. Wow. The clothes off his back. Now I want to win.

Very exciting. Jason, leave the money clip. Just make sure your wallet's not in there. What is in there? I think it's an easy pass. Oh, okay. Soldier gave me this. I always have it in here.

It's like a special forces patch. Well, maybe you should hang on to that then. I don't know where it goes in my jacket. I don't know what to do with it. I'll lose it. What? These people made me. I'm nothing without you. It's jacket.

It's no problem. Then give them your pants. I mean, if they let me, if they let, will they kick me out? You can have these pants. Yes, sir. Yes. They keep coming off anyway. Yes.

It just looks like you're going to go on a bicycle or something. It's no more risque than those bike guys. Sorry. Look, this is crazy. All right, we're putting his clothes in there. Holy shit, Kevin Kraft's got a big big bag and what's that on your lap that'll that'll be easy to follow all right so i got some flyers here for oh really freaky people love flyers this is flyers for freaky scenes

it's an inside joke with the show. I put my life savings into an app that puts photo filters on your pictures that are horror and Halloween themed. Remember that summer when we were all downloading freaky scenes, Doug? I remember, yeah. And I lost everything, so I've got some flyers for it

here for you. Now that I'm thinking about it, I probably should have handed these out and maybe I would have sold a couple. I do have an old school Death, Death, Die shirt. I know this is a crowd that would appreciate that. I got the first trade of this comic, Descender, that kicks

ass because I'm a dork and hopefully you are too. And some fucking toys and some Ellis Made stickers and some Marvel pins yeah I got this bag from Comic Con

so you can have that too yeah one of these big beautiful Comic Con bags that everybody walks around with wearing on their

backs I'm excited for Tully at Comic Con I'm excited I'll also if you find me after the show I'll give you my

night guard for my teeth I grind those in my sleep. That's big. I forgot it. Are you a grinder? I am, yeah. You're a grinder.

Yeah, me too. Nah. Wait, that's what that app is? It's just people that gnash their teeth? Yeah, yeah. Hit me up right now, Doug. I want to meet fellow teeth gnashers. You looking to grind some teeth on me?

Matter of fact, I am. Tully, what do you got? Well, Ellis Mania attracts a diverse array of people, but if there's one thing I'm sure everybody in this room can agree on, it's that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the greatest rock band of all time. That's why I seem like a no-brainer to get this coffee table book, Fandemonium, a celebration of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, with an introduction by Anthony Kiedis.

Wow. How'd they get him? I'm sure that's coherent to tell. Please don't keep it all yourself if you win it. Don't keep it like a Kaiser. Give it away. Give it away, give it away, give it away now. Shit, I wanted to just

read the last... I know, don't get wrapped up in it now, Doug. I wanted to read the last line of Anthony Kiedis' introduction. It's practically the whole fucking book. I was almost late for this show reading that. The man's got a lot of wisdom. You read the whole intro? Oh, here we go.

I had my own awakening to the fascinating kaleidoscope of people who give their love to our mission as a band, and I'm truly grateful for that experience. Gay. I thought it'd be something I'd make fun of, but instead it was just boring. All of that stuff is in the prize bag today! Good luck getting on a plane

if you're going to be doing that after you win all this stuff. One question for you guys before we get to the game portion of the show. Start with Lewis. What was the last movie you saw? Fuck. I was on a flight. Okay. Alright.

I'm not good at this game show, Doug. I can't even remember the last movie I saw. I come at you with real hardball questions. The last movie I saw. Hold on, I got this. This ain't bad. I got it. God damn, you're sounding sharp today, Lewis.

I believe in you, Lewis. Come back to me. If anybody's going to be betting on who's going to win the five, shit might have just changed. Hey, guys, there's a fight. betting on who's going to win the five, shit might have just changed. If I was going to place a bet, I'm now going to place a different bet than I was originally going to place.

They're not playing Connect Four. He'll be fine. What is the fucking last movie I saw? You're asking the crowd. Oh! Oh! Ready Player One. Oh, okay. Why would you watch that?

On the plane, you watched it on the plane. It was that or Rampage. Yeah, I think you made the right choice. The giant monkey. How can you go wrong? The rock's in it. Yeah, and there's a giant monkey. Whoa, whoa, racist. It's very funny. It's actually...

It's so fucking stupid, dude. There's a giant monkey in Ready it's actually it's so fucking stupid dude there's a giant monkey in ready player one as well so oh so he's still he's still got his

giant monkey fix he just had to see one movie that doesn't have the fucking rock in it that's that's what he had to do did you like it

it was alright it was pretty good yeah I liked it yeah not bad okay Mike

yes the last movie I saw was Peppermint the new Jennifer Garner Pretty good. Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, not bad. Mike? Yes. The last movie I saw was Peppermint, the new Jennifer Garner action film that I believe comes out this week. I had to watch that to interview her for the television. Sure. It was not good. So you're throwing out the theory that the movie is so bad,

that's why Ben Affleck went back to rehab? It's like, let me see what my ex is up to. Oh, fuck! Back on the bottle. She kills a lot of people, but it's just dialogue with a little cheese. It's like trying to be like Alias? No, no, no. Dialogue was a little cheesy. It's like trying to be like Alias?

No, no, no. It's trying to be like a female Jason Bourne or something. Oh, okay. That's sort of what Alias was. Yeah, you know what? Alias, she's like a spy, right? Yeah. Okay, this one, she's just like a soccer mom,

but the drug cartel kills her whole family. Oh. So she goes off the grid for five years and becomes a super badass. And then comes back and murders everyone. Which, on paper, sounds fantastic. That sounds like the best movie of the year. Yeah. And if they would have just been like, fuck, this is so dark.

What are we going to do? This soccer mom is fucking hanging cartel members. I would have been like, this is the movie for me. But there was a lot of David Caruso-esque cop dialogue that took me right out, man, took me right out. All right. When she comes back, is she still driving a minivan? No, no. See, that would have made me love it.

Jason, same question. Upgrade. I watched it in the hot row. I fell asleep a little bit but this guy's you know man he's fucking he's burning some bitch or he loves her or some shit and he gets in a car crash

and some dude puts a fucking alien chip in his spine and it controls shit I don't fucking know it sucked I still want to have a game on this show where we don't know what movie you're talking about and you just start talking about it and we all have to guess that's kind of like half my show.

That's what you do every day. I don't have a good... Unless it really rings with me, like Prometheus or something, and I don't know why, because I agree that if you don't really like that movie, I get it, but for some weird reason,

I really like that movie, so I know the name of it, but if it's just... Because I watch tons of movies. So you're saying you're pro-Metheus? Because I am anti-Metheus. Yeah. We should fight tonight on mushrooms.

No fighting for me, thank you. Yeah, you're a smart guy. Kevin, what do you say is the last movie you saw? I saw the Bo Burnham film, Eighth Grade. Pretty good, eh? It was good, but that might have been the most uncomfortable movie I've ever watched. I did literally put my hands up and watch

certain scenes through my fingers. I felt like I shouldn't have been there. Just to simulate a vagina on your face? I felt like I shouldn't have been there. I shouldn't have seen this. I'm a 36-year-old dude. I should not be seeing what this girl is doing. It just felt very strange to me. How old is she? Eighth grade.

I don't know what that means. They're like nudity and stuff? No, no. Eighth graders, Jason, here in this country, eighth graders are about 22 years old. Oh, I don't get it then. I liked it, but it was definitely awkward. It's very well done, and I see where you're coming from.

I felt some of the same feelings. I didn't have to block my face, but it is... You know, guys, if you're not a pedophile felt some of the same feelings. I didn't have to block my face, but it is... You know, guys, if you're not a pedophile, it's not a problem. It's the East Coast humor that I've been waiting for. Pedophile jokes. It's not a joke. It's true.

If you have to block your face because you're getting a boner because it's an 8th grade girl, that's... Oh, I don't think he said he was worried about getting a boner. I mean, that might just be a charming side effect. Were you worried about getting a boner?

No, Mike. My goodness. It's too early in the morning. That just scrambled my brain. Calm down, Mike. His boner had absolutely nothing to do with the movie, okay? I'd worry about getting a boner had absolutely nothing to do with the movie, okay? I'd worry about getting a boner during that movie, but I just solved it.

I didn't have to worry because I just, you know, had a Viagra and just knew I had one. Just from the opening, as soon as it said eighth grade, I was like, okay. Here we go. Don't have to worry about that boner. It's not going anywhere. Tully, what is the last movie you saw? Finally got around

to seeing The NeverEnding Story. You caught it somewhere in the middle? It's still going. Yeah. I really used to like that dog. That dog is so bad. I know. Once you notice that 75% of the body can't move at all. I know. The head didn't 75% of the body can't move at all.

I know. The head didn't really move properly either. He just winks. I know. It's so creepy. I really liked him. Were you watching it for the sake of your kid? Sure. Or you just always wondered, what's the deal with that never-ending story? I'm finally going to check it out.

Yeah, because my parents took a cable away from me and my sister because we were watching porkies at like 1 p.m and we were like five years old and so i didn't have cable for all of my youth and so i was like my friends would be like never-ending story that shit's awesome and i didn't know what they were talking about so i'm catching up on the 80s now you're like have you guys seen porkies though yeah i saw that yeah I was like five yeah

did you get a boner I did but actually just because I was creeping on some 8th grade chicks because I could do that then Alright you guys If it wasn't a boner What were you afraid to look at?

What are you afraid of? Tell me There was nothing really sexual in it The girl's just like this really Awkward weird girl That tries very hard to get out of her shell And talk to people like the popular kids At her school girl's just like this really awkward weird girl that tries very hard to get out of her shell and talk to people like her the popular kids at her school and she fucking can't do it and it just

gave me like a weird anxiety attack he related to it yeah he remembered back when he was an eighth grade girl you're not wrong hasn't everybody everybody, I mean, there's levels. So everybody eventually meets people where they go, hey, how's it going? And those people go, fuck off. Like, doesn't that happen to everybody? I feel like everybody, fuck you, long, handsome hair guy. I know tons of groups of people where I'm like, hey, how's it going? And they're like, mm-hmm. And I'm like, oh, really?

Fuck. So I get that. I still feel like every time I'm going to introduce myself to someone I don't know, they're like, it's a 50-50 chance. I'll be like, fuck, I hate you. It's just how I float, you know? Got to be a realist here. What?

I really thought you were talking back to me. I was like looking at you when you did that. That's your rebuttal. I apologize to everybody. I have no more to say on this show. I didn't mean to do that. Why did you make that noise right into the microphone? At my face. I finished my comment and was like, what do you think, Kevin?

He went, ah. Man. It surprised me. The burp or what I said? Both. Oh, the lifestyle of the easily surprised Kevin Kraft Every day's an adventure Turn it off, Burt, because I'm about to say Let the games begin!

Woo! Guys, people in the audience that listen to Doug Loves Movies brought name tags that they fashioned into, they put their face on it, or my face, or I see Jason Ellis' face out there. And this gentleman up front scribbled something on a piece of paper. And it's, you know, usually you like to say it's the thought that counts,

but please don't select that guy's shitty last-minute name tag. Unless you want... Oh, he's a big fan, so go ahead and pick it. But, yeah, each of you just go physically get the one you want to play for. There's some donuts back there if you're into donuts. I don't think anybody on this panel is necessarily. And while you guys go settle up with everybody and get those name tags, we're going to take a brief commercial break. We'll be right back.

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because his poster says Crazy Richard Asians. Personally, I would have gone Crazy Dick Asians. Man, that is a good one, though. I saw that movie. They're referring to the crazy part means the amount of money they had. I was hoping that it was about crazy people who are rich and Asian. I was hoping for deeply insane Asian people.

But they're not crazy at all. They're like just normal Asians that are rich. Well, then it sounds like it's pretty much truth in advertising. Did you know I thought Kevin Spacey was in that movie? Wait, why? True story.

Because I don't listen to anybody and I live in the dark by myself and I can't hear volume because I don't want to wake up my wife. My wife? She's asleep. by myself when I can't hear volume because I don't want to wake up my wife. So when I go on social media... My wife! She's asleep. So I watched the Instagram feed

and I don't know what anyone's saying and I just thought, I saw that he had the number one movie in the country, but I guess he had a movie that came out around the same time as I'm a Rich Asian or whatever that movie's called.

And I just put them together. And I was like, wait, after all that bad shit he did, you guys still went and saw his movie? And then someone was like, you didn't see the cover? They're all Asian people. I'm like, don't tell me there wouldn't be one white guy in there. And why wouldn't it be Kevin Spacey? So I just figured that I'm like, wow.

Because, I mean, Donald Trump is the president. Why can't Kevin Spacey have the number one movie in the country? And be a crazy rich Asian. Right. No, it was, I think you mixed up those stories because the Kevin Spacey movie made the least amount of money of a major release ever. It made like $26.

Kind of a similar title to Billionaire Boys Club. Yeah. So it is about rich people. Finally another movie about that. Starring a guy nobody wants to see anymore. It's perfect. Okay, who are you playing for, Kevin? I've got Hot Tub Tim Machine 2.

Nice. And Doug, you're photoshopped on there as some Roman Jesus. Yeah, looks cool. I'm on there, Tully's on there, Jason's on there. I also like Roman Jesus. Yeah, it looks cool. I'm on there. Tully's on there. Jason's on there. I also like that you can. I'm a lady.

Oh, you are a lady. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you got some sweet tits. It's about time you figured that out. I've been working on those. Let me see that a second, Kevin, because I'm really excited about this because not many name tags can just go right back into a three-ring binder when this is over with. That's really nice.

This is going right in my trapper keeper after the show. What do you got there, Jason? This is my we need to talk about Kevin. I don't know what's going on, but that is one handsome motherfucker right there on that poster. I just like how whatever he printed it on, it's like canvas. This is very official. And what's... Beached.

Your name is Kevin as well? I misunderstood. You misunderstood the process? Hey, which makes it so much more sense that I have this one. Because I have no idea what I'm doing here and neither do you and we just love Doug and we're here to support. Sorry, Doug. Okay, so what's your name just so we

know it? Brady. Okay, you know there's a movie that had your name in the title. Yeah. Do you want me to pick another one, Doug? No, it's good. I'm happy for Brady and for Kevin. I just saw Kevin on it.

I'm just a huge fan of Kevin. I couldn't help it. Sorry. Mike, what do you got? I got, it's fitting because I gave the shittiest gifts. I have the shittiest one by far. Is that a cocktail napkin? It was thrown to me in a paper airplane,

hit me square in the dick, and it is motherfucking Greg motherfuckers on a plane, and it's a terribly drawn picture of a plane, fuselage, with bearded men in baseball caps smoking weed. So I'm guessing that is Greg. Does it say Ellis Mania 5 on the side of the plane? Or is that supposed to be 15?

It says Ellis Mania 15. Wait, that's our plane. Right, now I get it. So there you go. I am playing for Greg. Where is he? That guy? Did you put a shithead on the back? Nothing. Don't worry about it.

Greg? Okay. What do you got, Lewis? nothing don't worry about it Greg okay what do you got what do you got Lewis I'm playing for the Greculars I think it's a different Greg the Gregiculars and it's a shittier Greg

it's a less creative Greg because my Greg didn't even put it in the form of a fucking paper airplane or draw any pictures on it yeah I love you, brother.

When you're saying that more than one person applied their energy to that, you had a group of people who filled out that piece of shit. There was a committee? You guys all worked

around the clock for that pile? It's fucking weird. It's great work. Yeah, no, I... I don't know. It was just so unassuming. I was like,

there must be something special here, and there wasn't. Who did? Who wrote that? I mean, who did the G and shit like that? Because you obviously mixed it up, so. Lewis's interns did it.

Yeah. He has a staff that made that piece of shit card for you. Yeah, yeah, they were fired. Okay. Might be time for paid staff members. Yeah, yeah're fired. Okay. Might be time for paid staff members. Yeah, yeah. You got some interns just for a couple days while you're in Vegas?

Yeah, I got a good 20 people out here representing Gas Digital and Smoked Honey. You right, motherfuckers? Is that why you have the most extra passes than anybody in the history of Bellas Mania? Just keep getting calls. He needs more tickets.

I'm like, well, if it doesn't sell out, it'll still look like it's sold out. Because fucking half his friends will be there. So it's a good look. Thanks. I got some games planned for you guys to play. Yeah. It's the first game. I'm doing this because I'm seeing Taylor Swift again in Kansas City in a week.

And so I want to play a game that I just created called Swift Justice. I'll read the plot description of a movie from IMDb. I'll read the plot description of a movie from IMDb. The first person to guess the correct title, which is also the title of an unrelated Taylor Swift song, will be the winner. I feel really good about me winning this. What?

All the research I've done on Taylor Swift, that's probably why I'm going to win. And if the description isn't enough, then I'll give you some more clues. Do we just call it out, Doug? Huh? Do we just call it out? Yeah, just call it out. I'll know it's you. Here we go. Because you're the only one that gargled with razor blades.

Some women find it sexy, Doug. Are you ready for it? Yeah Alright And no audience guesses please Because I'm sure some of you might know the answer A man's personality Bad blood

I didn't even understand the word that he said He said bad blood because it's a Taylor Swift song He's hoping that it's also a movie Right There must be a movie named Bad Blood There might be yes but that's not the one I'm describing How do you know Taylor Swift's song but not a title of a movie The only one that I know

Oh okay You won on me I mean I'll help you out Louis The answer also isn't Welcome to New York. I had no idea that was a song. A man's personality dramatically changes after surviving a major airline crash. What women want?

Wait. I don't know. I mean, it works on both levels. Does he get those mental powers? Does he survive the crash? I don't know. Now I, it works on both levels. Wait, that's how Mel Gibson gets those mental powers? Is he survives a crash? I don't know. Now I can hear what women are thinking. Does he get struck by lightning?

Does a toaster short circuit? I didn't see the piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A blow dryer falls into the bathtub. Life? There you go. While he's trying to see what it's like to be a woman. Sure.

It's one of the best movies ever made. In a fucking movie. Shake it off. What'd you say? Shake it off. What'd you say? Shake it off. No. But that's, yeah, if someone survives a plane crash, they should definitely be told that. Stop being lazy and get your memory back.

Is that movie Life? A man's, no, a man's personality dramatically changes after surviving a major airline crash. Is it Vanilla Sky? Now I'm going to give you some clues. No, that movie's about

he survives a face crash. I fell asleep. Sorry. Castaway. What? Ooh. Castaway. She sure would have

sung a song like that, right? That's solid, Catherwood. Yeah, Taylor Swift had that love song, Castaway, where she was mad about someone named Wilson. Okay, this movie was directed by Peter Weir. That doesn't help. And the cast included Tom Hulse,

Rosie Perez, Isabella Rossellini, and Jeff Bridges in the title role. Jeff Bridges is a man who survives a plane crash and he becomes Starman.

What does he become? The dude. Does Taylor Swift have a song called The Big Lebowski? That's Jeff Bridges, right? Did she have a song called The Big Lebowski? That's Jeff Bridges, right? Yeah. Did she have a song called Regarding Henry? Kingsman 2.

Nothing scares this guy after being in a plane crash. Fearless. Fearless is correct. Ah! Fearless Fearless is correct You were going to get it Lewis any minute I was so close

Alright Kevin won that game That means he gets to go first in our next game And it's something called ABC Deez Nuts Alright here's what's going to happen. Jason, this is a game anybody could win. Oh, so start paying attention? Got it.

I was joking. I was listening the whole time. No, I just directed it at you because I'm going to explain the game. And I really think you could take this one. Okay. I think you have a really good chance. Are you going to give me game, and I really think you could take this one. Okay. I think you have a really good chance. Are you going to give me the answer before it starts? I mean, I practically gave all five of you

the answer to that last one. Oh, we're that bad? Oh, shit. Well, at least you guys are bad, too. I feel good about this. Shitty. Yeah, at least. All right, so we'll start with Kevin.

Since we're at Ellis Mania, the thing we're going to spell is Ellis Mania we all know how that's spelled so Kevin let's not rush to that conclusion Kevin gets the first letter which would be E and it's going to be on Kevin to name any movie

that begins with the letter E but if he matches the one that I've written down ahead of time then he wins the game automatically. And a theme will emerge. Unfortunately, Kevin has to go first, so he has no idea what the theme could possibly be.

But then we'll go to Jason, Mike, Lewis, and Tully, in that order, and you just have to do the next letter in Ellis Mania. E is the first letter. Name any movie that begins with the letter E.

Kevin Kraft. Ender's Game. I'm pretty sure that's a movie. Very true that that is a movie. I don't get a point, do I? You said it. There's no points to get, really. It's just about staying in it

and then possibly matching me when it comes back around to you. The movie I wrote down is Enter the Dragon. Oh, my God. So good. What a fucking ass clown I am. Yeah. So, Jason, you get the first L in Ellis Mania.

Cool. Lost in Translation. Is that a movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Lost in Translation. Is that a movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Fuck you, guys. I know what's going on. That's a terrific answer.

Great job. I went with a movie called Legionnaire. Starring the great Jean-Claude Van Damme. I'm sensing a... What's that thing you were saying before? A theme? Theme, yeah, yeah, yeah. Theme, gotcha.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of what... I mean, Enter the Dragon and Lost in Translation do have some things in common. Same country, I believe. Okay, I see how dumb I am. Thank you. All right, so the next L is to Mike Catherwood. Last Dragon.

Wait, is that a movie? There is a movie called The Last Dragon. I mean, but the doesn't count. The does not begin with the letter L. At the Dingo and Snow. It won't go up at Dingo and Snow. Well, we are here for some serious. This isn't fuck around.

Listen. Just don't worry about the word the. The word the is very important. If there was still Blockbuster video, they would put that motherfucker in L. I mean. They would not put that shit in T. Why are you cheering? Blockbuster is gone.

So is that fucking answer. I have a compelling argument. All right. Well, I hope you can I have a compelling argument. All right. Well, I hope you can go on Celebrity Jeopardy someday and with a straight face say to Alex Trebek, what is Last Dragon? Yeah. I think he will call you out on it.

Because that just sounds like Last Dragon could be any dragon. This is about the Last Dragon. I scrambled. Thinking of martial arts stuff. You fucked up. This is about the last dragon. I scrambled. Thinking of martial arts stuff. I fucked up. That's all. Not as smart as he looks. But it was a great try. And I went with one. This one surprised me

even. Because I had forgotten that this movie had existed and it fits in perfectly with the theme. The film is called Let's Do It Again. Starring the formerly great Bill Cosby. And the still

awesome Harry Belafonte. Was he in that one? Right? Okay. The next letter is I and that goes to Lewis. Hey man, you can't just judge a guy for his art, you know? Sorry. Look, he's got one of the best albums

of all time, but whatever, Doug. I'm gonna say... I loved it when I was a kid. I'd listen to it going, I'm worried I might get a boner. Are we still talking about Harry Belafonte? I'll listen to this. I'll listen to this Spanish fly track that Bill Cosby put down

that was pretty much admitting his crime way before he got caught. I, the letter I. Keeping on theme, Ice Age 3. I hate to say it, but full title. Ooh, Ice Age 3, Doug Benson's a cunt. I knew there was a reason why that series went downhill. They just got oddly angry at one guy.

Very petty. What do I have to do with the Ice Age? Ice Age 3, Continental Drift, bitch Continental Drift, bitch That's Ray Romano as a woolly mammoth Doug Benson's a cunt Hey It does not sound like Ray Romano at all

No It's a good Ray Romano Alright I think the second one was called Continental Bitch Now Ice Age 2 Intercontinental Bitch Don't say it you guys

The excitement of discovery. Oh, also, they didn't put numbers in them. The second one was just Ice Age Collision Course. Oh, no, the second one was Continental Drift, which was kind of a sequel to Tokyo Drift. And then... Anyway, they've made way too many of them. The Meltdown, Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Collision Course.

And, of course, that's not what I wrote down. They've made way too many of them. The Meltdown, Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Collision Course. Of course, that's not what I wrote down. I wrote down a movie from 1931 called Iron Man. Yeah. How'd you blow that, Lewis? I just handed it to him on a platter and he's sitting there making Bill Cosby jokes. S is the next letter for Tully.

I thought I had a beat on this theme, and I do not anymore, so I'm going to go with Starship Troopers. He's so stupid. I get it already. Yeah, Jason could do it. What is it? Superman.

Sorry, the Superman Superman I mean, Superman has some of the most amazing fight scenes But that's not the answer I wrote down I went with Southpaw Oh yeah Southpaw M. Kevin, you can do this.

No, I can't. I feel good about it. I think you can. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say there's a movie called Mark of the Dragon. And a whole bunch of people get punched in the face in that. Sure. That sounds about right. And that's what you wrote down.

But now Mike thinks he knows what it is. You wrote down March for Death? No. Oh, fucking strong. There's fights in that. Yep. That is true. You have figured out the theme. I went with Million Dollar Baby.

Oh! So easy. Yeah. Oh! So easy. Yeah. What a moron. Now, you're going to make sure that there's no stools in the ring that someone could hit their head on during the fights tonight. Right. Because that was their mistake with her.

She would have been fine if she didn't hit her head on that stool. Wait, what was the last I movie that... I don't think you said it. Iron Man? Oh, you did say it. He totally said it. Sorry. But, you know, movie that, I don't think you said it. Iron Man? Oh, you did say it. He totally said it. Sorry. But you know,

that weed thing's working out for you. Yeah. Yeah, that weed plus getting punched in the head, that's going to be a sweet combo

for your movie trivia memory. The guy you're fighting, his name is Ryan O'Neal? Yeah, it's the actor. The guy from Love Story? Yeah. Oh, okay.

He's always getting, like, doesn't he always get arrested for road rage and punching people and stuff? Yeah, that's why I'm fighting him. Okay. Teach him a lesson. He does? He's a puffy, alcoholic 70-year-old 1973 Academy Award nominee, and tonight he will be getting

his ass kicked by Louis Gomez. Yes. Louis J. Gomez. Yes. I mean, that Ryan O'Neill that showed up yesterday, he was dressed like a 70-year-old. That's for sure. All right, the next letter is A,

and where are we at in the lineup here? Is that... Oh, it's me? It's Jason. Shit. A. Fuck, I want to say Alice in Wonderland, but that can't be. I just know it starts with A,

but I've got to think of another one. But you should do something called Alice in Wonderland. Maybe Tully Mania. It might be better, but yeah, sure. Somebody else should run it. That's what I think. Just call it anything but

fucking my name Tully Mania can't wait that didn't help me at all I don't know what that guy said I'm trying to think

of a movie that starts with A with violence in it you fucked me up don't help him you guys don't help him I'm out

we could make this like Price is Right. People just yell at him until he picks one. What do you guys think it is? Oh, A League of Their Own? Affliction? American Psycho. Action Jackson? A Walk to Remember, you silly.

Nobody's getting it. I love this. Ali. Above the Law. Who said Ali? Ali is a good guess, but that's not it. What did you say over here, Above the Law? Somebody say Above the Law?

I think I did. What? Atomic Blonde. It's got some cool fights in it. Another good one. Ants. Ants has a lot of fight scenes in it, of course. Ant-Man, of course.

All right, do you want to pick any of those, Jason? Ant-Man. Incorrect. I went with Against the Ropes. I don't even know what that movie is. I don't know. It's got boxing in it, clearly. Shit!

Or it's just people who like licorice candy and fall down on some. N is the next letter. All right. I believe in the mid-2000s, there was an MMA movie called Never Back Down. Yes. And there was also... There was also a Hulk Hogan classic called No Holds Barred. Timeless. Oh shit, this worked out weird We're back to Lewis and he gets the letter I again

I've been trying to think of any movie with the letter I For the past ten minutes What about if you say Iron Man 2? Don't help him out, you guys Thanks, racist. Let's see. A movie with a fight scene or about fighting with the letter I.

Hey, does Immortal start with an I? It does. Look at that guy. He just can't believe how dumb I am. He's like, drop dead. That's fucking... Immortal! That's a good guess.

Wait, is there a fight scene in it? I don't even know. What? Wait, you want me to come to Swami's? You just laughed at me for how dumb I am and you want me to come to your house? I'm not coming to hang out with you. You're just going to call me big dummy with all your friends.

Look how dumb this fucker is. He doesn't even know how to spell immortal. I'm not going. Oh, Cloudbreak? Swammies and Encinitas. Oh, I'm going to eat a Swammie. Swammies and Encinitas, homie. I used to live near there.

Wait, you own Swammies? You check in with him, and you're good there. All right you own Swami's? You check in with him and you're good there. Alright, thank you. You're just hanging around out front? Hey, I checked in with the guy outside. I just talked to the wave troll. He said it's cool.

That's real. That's real. What's happening? Oh, Lewis. You had a lot of time, man. That's time to think about it. I need an answer. It doesn't matter if you get it right or wrong. I'm not going to get it right.

This game is almost over. It's impossible. Let's go with... Why won't my... I literally, my mind keeps on going, say Encino Man. And it's Encino Man. And it's the only thing I can think of. It's Encino Man. Is Idiot

a movie? Because Idiot... Because Lewis is one. I'm joking. You're great. I can't spell anything. Come on. Uh... Uh... I'm joking you're great I can't spell anything come on oh I can do it iRobot boom that's a TV show

that went into my fucking head a hundred times it was a movie iRobot we're both saying iRobot i fucking robot bitch that's the answer hey Doug is it iRobot. We're both saying iRobot. I fucking robot, bitch. That's the answer. Hey, Doug, is it iRobot? Sometimes I have used iRobot if I can't find something that fits in the theme.

Other times, I'm just like, there's no other movie that begins with I that's about fighting, so I just went with Iron Man a second time. Oh! Oh my God. From 1931 You mean the new Iron Man?

No just that same one From the 30s That nobody's ever heard of From 1931 That was apparently a boxing movie So Tully it all comes down to you The letter A we're finishing out spelling

Ellis Mania I don't remember which A one Jason settled on did he pick above the law no I think he settled on Ant-Man I would like to select above the law and I would like to say that I had written down

Ali. Oh! Fuck! It was a goddamn coin flip. Yeah, that was a movie that was totally about boxing. Good one, Doug. Who hit who

in the Bill Cosby, Harry Belafonte movie it's about uh uh you know there's a whole boxing oh i forgot that part yeah they gamble on it i guess and the guy gets uh isn't it uh jimmy jj walker is one of the boxers maybe or i'm lying nobody's ever seen that movie yeah nobody cares but it you know i remember being a fun movie at the time but you know i don't know why anyone would revisit it now. And yet you did. Speaking of it, I'm not going to watch it again.

I was just happy that I found two movies to begin with, L, that had something to do with boxing or fighting. And that is the end of that game. We did not have an official winner, so that means that Kevin Kraft gets to go first in our final game. have an official winner. So that means that Kevin Kraft gets to go first in our final game. We're going to play one more game to determine who gets to

go home with. I can't even use the expression prize bag with a straight face because it is just a pile of a bunch of stuff in boxes and out of boxes and there's some bags. Good luck to whoever wins all this stuff. Or, you know what

whoever wins everybody just mob that person and take whatever you want why should we wait till tonight to start some vicious fighting Kevin you're going first in Last Man Stanton

oh fuck yeah it's a survival game much like the career of the late, great Harry Dean Stanton. We're going to get the name of an actor or actress from a preselected audience member, and then you guys will take turns. We'll switch the order around. We'll go Kevin, Tully, Lewis, Mike, and Jason. And all you gotta do is name a movie that person was in.

If you can't think of one, you're out. But you get to go to a lifeline. Crazy Richard Asians. Kevin's. Kevin. And Jason can go to Brady. Go what? Jason, your lifeline

is Brady. The gentleman who made, your lifeline is Brady. The gentleman who made the name tag that said Kevin on it. And Mike has got to go to that guy. So good luck with that. Fuck. And Louis

has a Greg in his corner as well. Who's in your corner tonight when you fight tonight, Louis? Do people come up to you and do they have to cut your eyelid open and that kind of stuff? has a Greg in his corner as well. Who's in your corner tonight when you fight tonight, Lewis? Do people come up to you and, like, do they have to cut your eyelid open and that kind of stuff? He'll be swinging in on Bisping's nuts. Yeah, this is when I'm going to be swinging on Bisping's nuts tonight. Yeah, Bisping's going to be in my corner tonight,

Diego Lopez, Justin Silver, and my buddy Chris from Brooklyn. Holy shit, that's a crowded corner. Yeah, they're not fighting. He's fighting for him, though. Remember that. Yeah. Once the bell goes, that's a crowded corner. Yeah, they're not fighting. He's fighting for him, though. Remember that. Yeah. Once the bell goes, you're on your own. I know. Well, you know, I'm starting to think

that you're on Ryan O'Neal's side now, Ellis. No, just I remember one time I was going to fight Sal Masekela before I got okay at boxing, and he called me and said that Mayweather Sr. was now training him, and I was at a corner in a light with Mayhem, and I was like, fuck, Mayweather Sr. was now training him. And I was at a corner in a light with Mayhem. And I was like, fuck. Mayweather Sr. is training himself for this fight. He's like, yeah, it's cool.

It's pretty interesting. You know, when the bell goes, is he in the ring fighting for him? No. He's fucked, dude. These people can't fucking do shit. No, yeah. Let's not get it twisted. Bisping didn't train me at all for this.

He just folded me in half twice, and I was like, yeah, we're not doing this anymore. So let's not fucking pretend that I got this fucking superstar fucking training team. I trained in a little gym in Brooklyn, NYC Grappling Club. Special shout out. And it fucking humbled me, the whole experience. And I'm going to fuck up Ryan O'Neal tonight. Oh boy! Usually

those kind of gauntlets aren't thrown on Doug Love's movies. A whole different podcast just broke out. Yeah, yeah. I love it. Well, good luck tonight, dude, and good luck in this game. luck tonight, dude, and good luck in this game. Because it could be anybody's game. Where is Donovan Jack from Twitter? That's you?

That's an awfully long delay. Yeah, it took you a second. Oh, yeah, that's me. Donovan Jack. And what's your actual name? Donovan. Jack. Your last name is Jack? Middle. Middle, okay. So your last name's FM? Alright, so you are going to

give us the name of an actor or actress, and then I will survey the faces of my guests to see if they feel like it'll be a reasonable competition or if I have to get a second name from the audience. What do you got? Oh, nice. Works right into the theme.

The films of Sylvester Stallone. I could win this. You guys. I told you it's anybody's game. I didn't know what Donovan Jack was going to say. See? Okay, all right. Yeah, so anybody could win.

When does it start? Tell me when it starts. Very soon. Okay. Yeah, any minute now. Doug, can you do sequels or not? Remind me. What?

Can you do sequels? Yeah, of course. Any movie that's got Sylvester Stallone in it. I'll even let you name the movie he directed if you dare to do that. But like I said, it starts with Kevin. And I'm going to play along. I'm going to join in. So I get to go after Tully.

Kevin, the films. And please know throughout this, it's an elimination game. So please no help from the audience. Yeah, shut the fuck up. At all. Sorry. And we'll get through this. Kevin, Sylvester Stallone movie.

Demolition Man. Let's hear it. Demolition Man. Indeed. One of the best Taco Bell commercials ever projected onto the big screen. Cobra. Oh my God, I was just looking at you thinking you're the disease and I'm the cure.

And then you said Cobra. What about when he says, I should have had a tougher name, like Ellis. He says that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was going to use it in a skateboard video one time to start my video part because the chick that he's banging is like,

because his real name is like some bitch ass name and he's like yeah, I wish I had got a tougher name. Skagnetti, isn't it? Like what? Like Ellis. He meant like Ellis in Wonderland. Like Ellis. Yeah, Ellis. I believe his last name was actually Cobretti. And that's how he got the name Cobra. But it was like Francis

Cobretti or something. Yeah, Giuseppe Salvatore Cobretti. What was it? Yeah, Marion Cobretti. Classic not Yeah, Giuseppe Salvatore Cobretti. What was it? Yeah, Marion Cobretti. Classic not great name for a man. Marion. You know who was named Marion? John Wayne. Okay. I was going to wind up to it, but here it

jumped right in. Sorry. No game for you, Doug. Alright, okay. So it's my turn turn I was stalling because this is so tough um Rocky fuck

I knew that one Lewis Rocky 2 uh huh cliffhanger yes Rocky 3 yeah

you really you really did throw a cliffhanger in there because I was wondering I was like if you say Rocky 3 you're so fucked but I knew I had 4 in was wondering. I was like, if you say Rocky 3, you're so fucked. But I knew I had 4 in the pocket,

so I was like, okay. Kevin? I'm going to do this. Creed? Yeah. Okay. Judge Dredd.

All right. I'm going to say Rocky 4. Why the fuck are you not just taking this? Rocky 5. Yeah, Rocky 5. Rocky Balboa That's Rocky 6 of course

Oh no Jason's not happy Wait nobody said 4 right? I did Now all you gotta do is think about One of the other many movies Rambo Rambo

That was close. Yeah, it's got a fucking stupid full title. Wait, oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, Rambo, okay. I take it back. Kevin? First Blood? Yeah.

Tully? Does voice performances count? Yes. Ants. Ants. Going back to the well. You got a little kid cheat code right there.

You know what else counts? When he mugs Woody Allen in a subway car in the movie Bananas. Wow. Lewis. He's gonna win. He's looking at me like, you just made that up. Maybe I did.

He's so confident, Bill. Let's go with... Over the Top. Yes. Mike. Tango and Cash. Can't have one without the other. Tango is an expensive hobby.

Expendables. Thank you. What's the full title? Oh, Expendables 2. No, I just wanted you to add a little something to the other end. Oh, Expendables 2. No, I just wanted you to add a little something to the other end. Oh, Expendables 2. We're going to fuck some shit up. The other side.

Wait, what? The beginning of the title. What's the first word? The Expendables. Oh, shit. Fuck. Okay, sorry. Oh, yeah.

No, I said it right. Okay, good. The Expendables. Okay. Kevin? Two. I'll go with the expendables two okay stop or my mom will shoot oh

no I don't care what your mom's gonna do we're gonna continue this game uh what did you say Kevin? The expendables two? Oh yeah yeah, okay. The Expendables 3, Lewis. Oh, that's it. You're done, Lewis.

Oh, man, I had something from Mumble Shooters in the fucking basket. Nobody says in the basket. Okay, all right. I got this now. Okay, hold on now. He's got it. Hold on now.

You can go to your lifeline. I do have a lifeline. Yeah, you might take the other ones later. I don't fucking need it, Doug. I on now. You can go to your lifeline. I do have a lifeline. I don't fucking need it, Doug. I get it. You know movies better than everyone. Let's go with... Wasn't he in... He might have been.

No, no, no, he wasn't. Oh, wait. Yes. Say it. Last Action Hero. wasn't he in he might have been no no no he wasn't oh wait yes say it last action hero wait hold on when they go in a blockbuster movie when they go in a blockbuster video

the cardboard cut out cause he plays Terminator in the fucking movie bitch bitch wait yeah suck a fucking dick dog

the cardboard cut out counts a fucking dick dog a cardboard cutout counts suck my dick dog no no you don't suck his dick you don't have to because I don't

think that counts you don't not have to cardboard cardboard cutout I like that Lewis is being creative here

and I also know that he's not going to win today so wait tonight or today on this game today at this that he's not going to win today. Wait, tonight or today on this game? Today. At this game, you're not going to win. That's my prediction. Tonight,

it's anybody's game between you and a very old actor. Yeah. Alright. But I'll accept that just because it was creative. Yeah. It right. But I'll accept that just because it was creative. Yeah. I think I heard...

It seems real. I think I heard you say that you will take directing credit. I will, because he also appears in the movie he directed very briefly. Staying Alive. That's correct. Wow. Yeah, in the early part of the movie, John Travolta's walking down the street, Stallone walks by, and they both give each other a look.

And it's like, what? Why did that just... You know, that's like if Alfred Hitchcock would walk into scenes and wink at people and then leave. Jason? Creed 2? Oh, in production. Yeah, in production. Audience members

have your back, so I guess I have to agree. He's still in it, Kevin Suck a butt, Kevin Okay Wow, Ellis Mania is crazy Come on So much butt sucking I'll go with Copland God damn you

Yeah Eat my butt I'll go with Copland. God damn you. Yeah! Eat my butt! I needed that. Tully, what do you got? I believe the horrible movie he appeared in with Dolly Parton is called Rhinestone. Mm-hmm. Oh.

Shit! Fuck! What? That was in everybody's basket, Lewis. Fuck! I liked him as one of the Ravagers in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2.

Back to you, Lewis. Okay, I'm almost positive this is the name of this. I'm not positive, but I'm almost positive. Okay. I'd go to my lifeline if I were you.

No, fuck you. Because if you say the wrong title, you're out. Dude, I am fucking, I'm saving my lifeline until I need him. I'm not going to be

the fucking first man. I think you need him. I'm not going to be the fucking first one. I think you need him. I don't need him. And do you have a lifeline in your fight tonight? I believe this is the movie in which he appeared that was considered sort of a porno, right? Oh, fucking bullshit. Absolutely bullshit. Breakfast at Bunny's?

If he doesn't say... I don't even know what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about. It is not. Am I close? Nope. They re-released they call him the Italian. They re-released it and said the Italian Stallion is in this. Yeah, I don't know what that's called. You're close, but not really.

But that's not it. I'm going to go for my lifeline. Oh, you are? I tried to warn you that this was going to happen. I'm going to use my lifeline. Where's your lifeline at? Where's that Greg guy at? Greg.

Greg. Greg. I want this guy removed from the building. Show me Spy Kids 3D game over! He said that so confidently. I love it. That is correct. Of course that's correct.

Still in the game, motherfucker motherfucker i'm standing there with his arms fold it's almost like there's a light specifically on him just for that moment for him to confidently say that that was amazing i love you greg all right mike i'm stuck here because i'm pretty sure he's in a movie and i got my brain and i got this one i got this one and i know i'm pretty sure though but I also have a really reliable lifeline and I'm like, do I use it now or use it now? That's my advice. You can always use the thing that you think that's right. That's actually wrong. Later. Lifeline. My Greg, let's go. Oscar is correct. Oscar. I don't know why you think it's a comedy, but okay.

Oscar. Well done. I don't know why you think it's a comedy, but okay. Hey, hey. They tried to make a comedy. I want to use a lifeline with Oscar. Can I do that? Who's Oscar?

I don't know, but he fucking knows everything Sylvester Stallone ever did. Like, who would be Oscar? That's just Greg, and he knew one title. Greg, I mean. I mean, lots of people in the audience know one title at this point. Greg kicks ass. But what do you got, Jason?

Or do you want to go to your lifeline? Oh, yeah, I think I should because I'm going to say twins. Yeah, don't say that. All right. I don't have a lifeline. Yeah, you got Brady? Oh, I do. Oh, Brady.

Yeah, Brady over there, yeah. He says Assassin's. Oh! You fucking champion! Good pull. Yes! Assassin's is starring Antonio Banderas. And Sylvester Stallanderas and Sylvester Stallone that's correct you're getting good at this I'm gonna win Kevin is it Rambo

first blood part two mm-hmm. Fuck yeah. That was just... I can't believe I let that go. I didn't say that one because it's confusing. Tully? Yeah, the order of the words, I didn't trust myself. I'll go with my lifeline. Richard? What do you got, Richard?

Yes, Grudge Match. Grudge Match, yes. What a shit. Terrific. Now that was a quality movie. Yes. So bad. You know what else is a great one?

F, period, I, period, S, period, T, period. Fist. The great Stallone labor movement movie. Was that his porno? No. No, that was called Bunny Fist. Back to you, Lewis.

Back to Lewis with the weather. Is it going to be raining hits down on Ryan O'Neal this evening? You know, Doug, I've got to be honest with you, I don't believe he's made any more movies. Yeah, we might be out,

but we can't know for sure until we keep going. If he has made no more movies, I am automatically the winner. Correct, right? But I think he has. Yes. Okay, so...

I've got a few more. You need more help? He was in a movie with fucking Sharon Stone. Who is it? I remember jerking off to this fucking movie in the 90s.

You're right. Sharon Stone and Sylvester Stallone fucking. It was hot. I really hope you win tonight. Thank you for playing today. But you're out. Heat. Incorrect.

You're out. Yes. Heat. Heat. Incorrect. You're out. You don't have to actually leave. Are you cheating? You don't have to leave. Fucking somebody better not be whispering. No one's whispering, bro. All right. Fucking Greg, shut your mouth.

I'm really going out on a limb here. Shut your fucking mouth, Greg. Wasn't he in a fucking soccer movie? Yes. Called Victory? Yes. Called Victory? Yes. With Pele and Michael Caine. You're up next, Jason.

He was in a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger called The Escape Artist. No. Who's called? The Escape. The Escape Guys. escape artist. Who's called the escape? The escape guys. The escapist? What do you go and buy when you think someone might be pregnant?

Weed. Stay. Besides weed. Fat? I'm out. Don't say it in the audience. All right. I know the movie,

but I fucked up on that. Kevin? Wasn't like the Rambo revival called John Rambo? It was called just Rambo, and that's why it passed earlier when it was said. Oh, that's right.

That's right. Okay. Rambo 3, is that a thing? Yes, it is. What? Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay. Rambo 3, is that a thing? Yes, it is. What? Yeah. Nobody said that yet? I will go with Rambo fucking 3.

Bing boing. I fucking hate this game. I'm into it. But that's not the full title. It's Rambo 3 Operation Rambo Drop. I just said it because I thought of it. Tully? Death Race

2000? That's correct! Oh my god! I mean, as long as we're going into the way back machine, I'll go with the Lords of Flatbush. He's going to win so easy. What do you got, Mike? He's out?

He's out. All right. I'm pretty sure he was, for a short amount of time, in Mean Streets. What? He's out. Okay. Ah, shit! Somebody says he's right, so I'm going to agree with that.

Dude, it could be Craig's friend. No, I believe that was one of his first appearances ever on film. He was in Mean Streets. All right. Jason? Man, you're getting served at Swami's for sure. Oh, Jason, you're out? I'm out for sure. Oh, Jason, you're out? I'm out, yeah.

Okay, Jason's out. Kevin? Lifeline, you got anything for me? What do you got for Kevin, Lifeline? Oh, fuck me, yeah. But I was fucking... Escape plan. Fucking bullshit.

Escape plan, yeah. Yeah. I said half, almost 75% of the fucking movie. You don't give me the point. You give fucking Rattlesnake a bunch of shit. Bullshit. Talismania. Fucking hell, man.

But they really should make a sequel to Escape Plan and call it Escape Plan B. I think I was on to something there. Tully, you got one more or a few more? I want to say, don't give me any hints. I want to say it's Get Carter, but it can't be

because that would be Get Shorty, so it's just Carter? No, you were right. I think you were right the first time. Ah, son of a bitch. So that means he's out?

No. Everybody gets a fucking extra bonus. It was pretty smart. It was pretty smart. I'm going to say Paradise Alley. And back to Mike. I'm going to say Paradise Alley. And back to Mike.

Okay, he didn't get the get. What? I didn't get the plan. Yeah, escape plan. Just saying. I knew all the words. You never said the word plan at all, even when I tried to trick you into saying it. All right.

There's a fucking movie where he's a Formula One driver. Yes. What? Yeah. And Kid Pardue is in it. Yeah. Alongside him. Wow.

And they race and stuff. God damn it, what is the name of that movie? You've got ten seconds. Rush. No, that's incorrect. Kevin. Rambo 4. No.

Tully. I believe the softcore porn that Lewis referred to is called Afternoon at Kitty's. That's pretty fucking close. I believe that guy when he... That guy knows porn and waves yeah

we'll surf we'll watch Sylvester Stallone fuck do you have do you have any more answers after that one or is that

the bottom of the well feed I believe that so I will officially be the winner but of course you are the winner amongst my guests but I will just put some

salt in Mike Catherwood's wound and say that movie was called Driven. Driven! Alright, great job everyone. Let's hear it for Michael Tully, our winner. Where's the guy, where's

Crazy Richard Asian? Where are you at Crazy Richard? Crazy Richard's way over there? All your prizes are right here, good luck. Yeah dude! Come get them at your leisure. Okay yeah later maybe. Like whatever works out for you in your schedule today. We've got, there's a lot of fun stuff happening in Vegas obviously. The doors for the fights tonight, Ellis Mania, open at 7 and the first fight is at 7.45

over in the joint. Is that correct? Yeah, and don't be late because we don't do what everybody else does in fighting. I don't work my way up. It's the musical chair. First fight is a musical chair fight, so there's no undercard where you don't care.

You need to be there for the first fight. I don't have the boxing UFC program. I have action from the start to the very end. And I think we got a pretty cool person singing the anthem, right? Oh, yeah, and if you don't get there early, you won't see Dr. Drew sing the anthem. I'm taking both knees. Dr. Drew is very handsome.

What about if half the crowd are on two knees in front of a bunch of other people that are standing up? I love that. That sounds great. He starts singing and everyone starts blowing each other. I love it. How could you disrespect our servicemen? Louis J. Gomez, what do you got to plug? Where can people come see you?

What's going on? Yeah, I'm doing a whole tour all throughout October and November across the country, so it'll be gomezcomedy.com for tickets. I got a bunch of podcasts, one with UFC's Michael Bisping called Believe You May. I got the Legion of Skanks podcast. Real-ass podcasts all available on my podcast network, which is Gas Digital Network.

Right on, dude. And I'm serious. I want you to win tonight. Thank you, brother. I appreciate it, man. Right on. Mike Catherwood, what do you got to plug? I have nothing good to plug.

Oh, Dr. Drew. Speaking of Dr. Drew, we do a health and fitness podcast, The Swole Patrol. The Swole Patrol. So there you go. That's what I have to plug. Oh, Dr. Drew. Speaking of Dr. Drew, we do a health and fitness podcast, The Swole Patrol. The Swole Patrol. So there you go. That's what I have to plug. Oh, okay. I knew you were doing something with him. And then, of course, Jason Ellis, he can be heard on Faction Talk Channel 95.

Wait, 103. It'll probably change by tomorrow. Say it with a time slot. 103. And what slot are you in now, though? We're on from 2 to 5, and then from 5 to 8. Pacific. 2 to 5 Pacific.

Yep. Yeah. Yeah, we're East Coast Drive. I love that slot. I love coming in at 2 instead of earlier. Kevin? I will second that. You should also listen to the Jason Ellis Show.

You can also check out my podcast, Mad Scientist Party Hour. Nice. Wow. And I suppose you can follow me on Instagram, at Kevin Craft. I'll post some sweet pictures of my fanny so you can see it. All right. Be careful. They'll take you off of there for nudity.

Butt cheeks are fine. Butt cheeks are fine? Is that what a woman just yelled from a crowd? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Butt cheeks are fine if you're you, not me. Yeah, because his butt cheek has a tattoo of a lady's tits on it. Oh, man, if I Aria on my butt cheeks I would so do that

Fucking blew it And Michael Tully of course also from The Jason Ellis Show Yeah Jason Ellis Show, Tully Show And winner of this show And winner of this show One more time for all of my guests Michael Tully, Kevin Kraft, Jason Ellis

Mike Catherwood and Louis J. Gomez Doug loves Ellis Mania can't wait for the fights tonight and oh here pass me your name tag so I can read some shitheads here really quick as always that doesn't have one he told me what it is oh he told you what he say

oh that was the winner yeah that's the winner. It was just so big, I settled it there. This doesn't have anything on it. Brady is a shithead. The Greg wrote one on the back. Ryan O'Neill is a shithead. That's why Louis J. Gomez

picked that name. That's some good interns. And what is this one? This one doesn't have anything on it either. Where's this guy at? Who should I call a shithead to close out the show? My wife! Wait, your wife is a shithead?

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