Doug Loves Movies - Mike Bentley, Shane Mauss and Jessimae Peluso guest

Episode Date: December 22, 2019

Live from the American Comedy Co. in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Mike Bentley, Shane Mauss and Jessimae Peluso to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats With 50 Adam Popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey. Can I get a little bit more heat on this one? This is what happens when I don't go to sound check. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. A little bit more, a little bit more. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Little bit more, little bit more.

Hey, oh, that's it. That's the sweet spot. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again. Hang on to that cacaw, sir. Coming to you once again from the American Comedy Company

at Sweet Home San Diego! Oh shit, you guys, we're doing it. We're here. Eddie the Eagle's here. I wish he could talk. The only thing he's going to say is, hey, dog. That's all.

That's most of it. That's all I can do. It is Saturday, December 21st. Christmas is four days away. I know you guys are busy with the season, but did you bring name tags? Oh, yeah, you did wow we got a real old school thing up here up front uh pat o'brien and humphrey bogart in great o'malley and your name is o'malley so you didn't have to change shit.

But you put my face on there, and is that your face? That's Sam Levine's face? He's not here today. Did you know he's Jewish, so he's very busy preparing to hate Christmas? What's that South Park one? Lauren South Park. You just added your name to the front of the name of the movie. Oh, your last name is South.

Okay. I apologize. I love this Jess Friends poster. Instead of Ryan Reynolds and Amy What's-Her-Nose, it's me and Jeff Tate. Amy Smart. Okay, and then Mad Flax Fury Road. Your name is Flax? My last name is Flax.

Last name is Flax? And you've got Pop-Tarts and Kit Kats and M&Ms and a J. And what's that down there, an edible? Seeds. Don't give me a project. No, but we'll see if anybody picks that one

based on all the bribery going on on there. But great job, everyone. That Home Alone one is scary looking. From the corrections department, two of Clark Wolf's answers in 12 Guests at Christmas West Coast Edition were incorrect. She said white rabbit instead of rabbit hole, and I didn't notice.

And then she said the wrong Narnia thing. She said lion, witch, and the wardrobe or something, and the answer was golden compass. Yeah, no, that's how little people care. Nobody, like, nobody wrote to me on Twitter like, she shouldn't have won. The only person that complained about it was Sam Levine. So we'll try to set up a rematch with

her and Sam, but my decision on the night is final, so she won by sneaking those wrong answers past me. Close enough. Rabbit hole, rabbit fence. Nobody remembers that movie either way who saw it yeah exactly nobody i thought maybe one person might have all right prize bag i've got it down here on the floor

because uh we've got a tricky podium situation here uh to my right I don't want everything to fall on the floor. Great story. Check this out. We've got two of the posters made by my friend Box Brown, the Cannabis and Cheese Tour and the Doug Loves Scary Movie poster. Well, I should have signed. Should have. These sunglasses suck because they like, they're like stretched out. So, I should have signed. Should have. These sunglasses suck because they like they're like stretched out so when I put them on top of my head they don't stay there. They just fall down onto my nose like I'm in a

romantic comedy or something. But anyway, yeah, I'll throw my signature on those before I put them back in the bag. But anyway, both of those posters. The little kit they give you with a toothbrush and toothpaste on uh united also also is star wars theme for the for i guess for the month rise of so this is a special rare probably worth a lot of money uh rise of skywalker toiletries kit

and then i got a copy of a book that i believe was handed to me in this very club uh a while back i read it i loved it uh it's written by a friend named derrick hughes he's a funny comedian magician and uh it's called humpty dumpty lives live near a wall and uh yeah it's a fun little uh i don't know if it's for kids or not i don't really know what's for kids anymore uh douglas movie stickers douglas movies t-shirt a copy of seattle magazine from the hotel room in seattle there's even like the corners even torn out as they often are on hotel magazines because they're just used as scrap paper. And I'm very excited about these last two things. I'm going to try to get the

microphone at the right level. That's how excited I am. I want it to be amplified and heard by the podcast listeners. I got a couple tickets to see whatever movie you want without limitation apparently.

Right down the street or a block away at the theater box. So two free tickets to see movies at the theater box. I believe Cats is playing there. So you can run right over and check that out. And then I just had very few of these made and one to give away on this show. I made these for some of the people

I've been working with over on Getting Doug With High. It is a, like I said, there's only like six of these in existence. It's a Getting Doug With High nightlight. Yeah, I just brought it just for you guys San Diego and uh I think that's gonna be

a problem through the whole show here I'll put it up too high that way I give it a head start as it creeps down it'll still be near my mouth. All of that stuff, plus stuff brought by my three guests, please give it up.

You guys ready back there? Yeah, they sound ready. Please give it up for Shane Moss, Mike Bentley, and Jessime Peluso. Hey, you guys. Hey. Hello. Hey, Chuck Chuck. What's up, Dougie?

Yeah, make sure your mics are nice and hot. Ready to go. Are you getting the boops? Are you getting the boops? Because I'm going to use some of those. So I just want to make sure they're coming in. Going to drop a couple of those? Boops.

I don't know what that is. Yeah, it was like a joke I was trying to make about like a sound that would never happen that you don't need to check sound for. And I feel like you guys were like, you guys were like, is that a thing? Is that how people? Yeah, I really thought that was this. Yeah, I wasn't planning on something you're really going to go to there. All right. Well, let's meet my guests individually starting with the lady to my left it's jessica peluso everybody hi how many more clues did you need why were

you looking around it was just a joke it was a gag very fun very fun site Very fun sightseeing. I like this. The woman. Doug and the crowd just aren't getting any of our fun skits that we're doing. We're like, why are you looking weird? Oh, I was pretending like I didn't know what was. But it was a pretend thing. It was. We're just having fun. I have an Irish coffee. What's up, Doug?

You got an Irish coffee. I apologize you don't have anything to put it down on. Oh, it's fine. It just makes me drink it faster. It's all good. Yeah but then what are you going to do when you're done? You going to throw it down like a Greek? Oh throw it right into the crowd. Yeah they're in the splash zone. Open your mouths. You're going to all get a drip.

Hey how about that? Just take it out of the mic stand. Oh wait. No but it's still How is this happening? You just wait a minute, Jessamay. Oh, my God. Are you setting this up? You don't have to.

Why don't they have cup holders on Mike's stand? Where's my fucking cup holder? It was in my damn rider. Son of a bitch. You guys can share this one. Oh, sweet. Thank you. Mike, you're fucked.

Oh, he's going to go get a drink. We probably should have done all this before, but guys Thank you. Mike, you're fucked. Oh, he's going to go get a drink. We probably should have done all this before, but guys, you're seeing inside Hollywood right now. This is insider. You know, you've got to just remember every time you see a major Hollywood production, there was stuff had to be set up.

There was water bottles left behind. Things had to be placed out there for people to use. Where do we put the Irish coffee fiascos going on behind the scenes of Goodfellas? Yes. And also Game of Thrones. Did you guys remember that? They left that like Starbucks.

It really fucked me up. I'm still pissed about it. Oh, you are? Yeah, I'm angry. I'm very angry. You seem like an angry person. Furious. And you are headlining two more shows here tonight.

Oh, that's right. I forgot. Yeah. Oh, no. You got quite a workload today. Tonight, yeah. Yeah, two more shows. It's been great.

Who's coming back to see Jess and me later tonight? They're like, we're going to be napping. I told you there'd be some. Don't you lie. They're not lying. Okay, cool. That's why there was only a few. Nice.

I'll see you later, folks. It was a reasonable sampling. I was just hoping anybody, you know, because you've got to pay for both shows. So we appreciate you coming out to both. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And anything else you want to add to that? Hope everyone's doing well.

Holiday season. Maybe do a little donation. Give back this holiday season. Oh, that's a everyone's doing well. Holiday season. Maybe do a little donation. Give back this holiday season. Oh, that's a fun idea. Yeah. What's your favorite charity? Do you have one? My new one's Make-A-Wish. Really? That's fun, yeah. Helping kids out. They sound like they hate it, but I love it.

Is that like you could just donate money straight to Make-A-Wish and then they turn around and give it to celebrities just to hang out with the kids? YepWish, and then they turn around and give it to celebrities just to hang out with the kids. They pay Will Smith to come out and hang out. I don't know if I like that system. I don't know if I want to pay Will Smith to hang out.

I know it's great, but, like, you know, can't I just show up and entertain the kid myself, cut out the middleman? I would like you to do your own Make-A-Wish for children. Oh, my God. Hey, Make-A-Wish kid, you don't know me, you don't like me, but here we are. the middle man i would like you to do your own make a wish for children oh my god hey make a wish kid you don't know me you don't like me but here we are that would be great it's not a wish you made but i'm gonna make you wish you had what that would be great especially because some of the kids have cancer we could help them oh i know. Well, that's a whole other thing. I think

that's the number one reason why people are breaking down and saying, yes, okay, let's legalize marijuana, because you can't argue with something that helps children. It's just like, no! Don't help those kids! Let them suffer!

Yeah, it's crazy. Okay, well, thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. We'll talk to you more as the whole thing goes along. But let's also say hello to making his, I don't know, how many, is this your second time? No, I've been. Three or four? Like, I'd say seven.

Seven or eight? Seven. Seven times. It's Shane Moss, everybody. Hello, Shane. Hello. Peep. Peep! Peep!

I also... I recommend that after you've got done giving to Make-A-Wish Foundation, you donate to your local comedy club to get them better equipment and stuff. I don't know if you've seen this mic cord here. Maybe a little cup holder for their mic stands. Just stuff like that. They are in need

as much as anybody. Wait, there are some places that have cup holders on the mic stands? No, it's an invention that I had. And you're insisting that this place should implement it first. Yeah, and I'm mad they don't already have it. Yeah, why don't you have it yet? How am I just now thinking of this and no one else has?

Talk to the eagle. There's an eagle behind me. No, it's hard to miss. Look at it. It's scary. You're not even casting a shadow on it and you're sitting in front of it. That's how well lit up that eagle is.

I was thinking about the listeners that can't see the eagle behind me. I was helping them out. We tell them about the eagle all the time. Sometimes it talks, but the voice isn't here today. You have a program, a show that you've been traveling with and podcasting with that you're going to do in this very room. Tomorrow. Tomorrow evening. At 7.

It's called Stand Up Science. I have two scientists and a second comedian on each show. Jessie Mae will be. What was that? That was a new name. That was a new name I gave you. Jocimaya. Or you were just kidding.

You were getting right intoessa may be there tomorrow night if she feels like showing up. Which she maybe not. Won't. Not. I can't. Guys, I had one half a hit of weed before this. And I was like, I'm such a lightweight.

And now I'm beeping and booping, and, and, yeah, so my show is a stand-up science, it's a half science, half comedy show, and, and so it's, it's half, like, science talks, half comedy sets, and then mixed all together at the end, and I have, tomorrow night, I have a ketamine therapist on, and a meditation researcher from San Diego. So I'll give you a sense of the sort of thing that I do. Yeah, come back to that show too. Come to every show American Comedy Company does. Yeah.

You don't have to come see one comic all six times that they go on over the course of the weekend. Just see them once, but come see everybody. Because you never know. You might miss the time that a comic gets electrocuted from the mic cord that is clearly against all of the regulations that exist. It's gotten worse.

Yeah, I've been fiddling with it. I think that's part of the beauty of what we do is that at its most dangerous level, I don't think a microphone has enough current going through it to kill a person. Cut to Shane tomorrow night. Because he didn't have a Stanford's drink and it spills all over him. The next Mythbusters episode, can microphones kill a person? The next Mythbusters episode, can microphones kill a person?

Yeah, I think the myth that they do has to exist in the first place. That's what they're doing is going out. We're spreading it. They're not making up myths and then solving them. They're out of myths. The show's been on the air for a very long time. It's all make up myths at this point. Now they're like, can there be a horse dog?

Like they're running out of myths. Put Skittles into a microwave and it'll turn into money. We're gonna prove that theory wrong tonight on Mythbusters. And also joining us

and I know the math on this one, it's his first time, so be nice, it's Mike Bentley everybody. Hello, hello, hello, hello home. Hello. I'm actually the meditation research specialist for tomorrow. For Shane, so everybody knows.

Just so everybody knows also that's not true. I worry that everybody believes you. Yeah, that's not true. worry that everybody believes you you meant that you do look like a guy that would do that as we've established how's it going Mike? good buddy how are you? good thanks thank you for being here

yeah of course thanks for having me San Diego comedy phenom that's him right there I'm the San Diego comedy phenom yeah if you want a mic to drop I would pick this one yeah you got it that does look terrible there was a row we show mic drop where that mic just rolled off onto the floor on its own right you guys were sitting there when it happened right yeah it was

weird there's like a ghost did a mic drop Which mic was it, that one? Yeah, the one that's all fucked up Yeah, that's We don't even know if we can hear you You're probably not even going through the mic Oh, I hope people are getting this gold that I've been Bloop

I wonder if that would be infuriating or kind of interesting To listen to an episode where you can't hear what one person says For the entire show. You just have to glean what they're talking about. I'm going to go with infuriating. From the responses. Depends on exactly. He's already got somebody in mind that he wish would just shut up for an entire show.

Might be me. I could take a guess who would probably be the one guy that nobody knows on this stage. Oh, I don't think he wants anyone here. I meant that he listens to the show and he has some personal most hated guests. We all have our top two or three, probably. I love that again. The audience is just not going... Like, didn't think you were JK-ing. That was just like

that's a real sad truth. It is a sad truth. Merry Christmas, everybody. I mean, I'm not above having a scientist or a... What did you say he does? Ketamine therapist. Yeah, I'd have a ketamine therapist on Douglas movies.

Probably going to be funnier than some of the comics I've had on. Especially if you do ketamine beforehand. We're throwing out a lot of mystery burns. Sounds like a great band band who's he talking about where the mystery burns they're at Coachella next year who was

did someone in the audience have a microphone who was that last voice we don't know do you do impressions let's see what do you mean Let's see. What do you mean, let's see?

Give me one. You think that's how it works? Yeah. Fucking try it. Somebody tells you what to do and you just do it? Yep. Okay, give us a little Sandra Bullock. I think I just continue to talk the way I talk. That was pretty good.

That's your own unique spin on it. Right now you look like you just walked off the set of What About Steve? Or what was that movie called? Oh, yeah, that's right. I think it was called that. That was so weird. Her hair was brutal in that movie. Yeah, it was weird.

I look like I just walked off of The Truth About Dog. Or Cat. Was that movie? That's Uma Thurman. Yeah, but still I look like that. The Janine Groffalo. Yeah, the Jan I look like that. And Janine Garofalo. Yeah, but Janine Garofalo. And dogs.

Yeah. I hated it. All right. I think that response was, did she really just walk off the set of a dog thing? You guys are so gullible. Yeah, it's a real did that really happen kind of crowd. And I like that.

They're not cynical, but they are curious. Yeah, they're kind. It's a kind audience. They're not skeptical, but they also have questions. They have questions, but they don't feel furious. They feel gentle. It also just feels like the room's going to tilt this way for some reason. It feels like everybody's more on this side this time.

That one guy sitting over there holding it down. Okay, so let's talk prize bag, because I know, Jess and Mae, you don't want to part with what you brought. It's so good. Where is it? Where'd it go? I wrapped it in my jacket like a classy bitch.

Oh, okay. Keeping it a nice surprise for everybody. I put it in my jacket because San Diego's very eco-friendly. You can't have straws. You've got to save the fucking turtles. Well, you've got some single-use plastic. I do. Yeah, but this might be a never-take-it-out-of-the-box situation.

I know. I don't think you can. I think it's a classic, instant classic. Do you want me to show it? Please. And for this audience, that reaction that was big standing ovation that was big let's be honest i think i'm killing it huge reaction just remember that reaction so it's the rest of your lives woody from toy story doll yeah it's one of my specifically toy story 4 yeah there's even a forky there. So this is a new product he went out and got.

Yep. I was high at Target in... It's like my regular Saturday. And it says with an arrow pointing to him and an exclamation point, Posable! Such a weird word to put on a toy. Posable! It's a really strange word.

Like, obviously it's posable. You think we should put something else there, like, fuck it if you want? Fuck the toy? Are you going to fuck the toy? That's just a strange word. I didn't even think about that. Or have I able to do anything you want?

It can't say no. Consent not needed. this audience would have been like well I do want it do I have to fuck it to get it I don't who's the top in this situation these skits are really throwing me I just love it

thank you for bringing that you're welcome I thought it would bring some joy it did I just love him. Thank you for bringing that. You're welcome. I thought it would bring some joy. It did. And you can pose it, see? So it's not a lie. But it's very limited.

The posing is limited. You can't make him touch himself, as you just did. They should have just said poser and pointed it to him. Are you guys worried about the feelings of a fake doll? They went crazy when you just showed it to them at the beginning. People love Woody. You guys got so mad

that I had to talk shit about an anime object. I take it back. He is animated. You can collect them all. There's the whole Toy Story 4 You're just gonna go into a money pit With these things Some small child

Spent a lot of time making that so Isn't that ironic That's so ironic Don't you think Remember when Toy Story 4 Remember when he fell off the roof and he got all mangled? This is what he looked like. He did.

He was like, squink, and his face was all jacked. Booyah, poop. What was it? Booyah, poop. Bloop. Bloop. All right, so that's going in the bag. What do you got, Shane?

Well, I was going to try to fashion a Blu-ray of my documentary, Psychonautics, a comics exploration of psychedelics. It's available on Amazon Prime, but to find a Blu-ray, I would have had to go into Mordor. That's a thing that no longer exists. I have an adult

coloring book slash trip journal. I'm a psychedelic advocate. I toured with a show called The Good Trip. You can check that out. It's a psychedelic advocate. And I toured with a show called The Good Trip. And so you can check that out. It's based on my act. And then I have a new show. It's a psychedelic version of Stand Up Science called Head Talks. And I have psychedelic researchers on

it. And one of them is Sophia Rocklin who wrote this book, When Plants Dream. She lives in Peru and does a bunch of ayahuasca and then writes about it. And she's an anthropologist. And you should check that out. So that's The Things. Just pass them on down here.

I'll consolidate everything so we can get on this flight. That's so stupid. Are we on a plane right now? We are. People were wondering. Some audience members were wondering. Or more like, does Doug think we're on a plane right now? What do you got, Mike?

Guys, I brought a bunch of stuff for you. Do you guys know of Donut Bar? First of all, do you guys know of Donut Bar? So they have my favorite donut. It's called the Big Papa Tart. It's just like a giant Pop-T know of it woman um there's also a pop tart inside anyways i got it it's right here i also have three chocolate covered oreos individually wrapped uh my favorite energy drink um have you guys have heard of taco stand by any chance yes Yes There's a $25 gift card in here for Taco Stand

And then I grabbed three DVDs out of my box Blindly because I don't want them So this is what you get You get The Recruit You're welcome You get Saw 2 Not bad

And you get Belly So Merry Christmas everybody So you guys can all enjoy that Saw 2. Not bad. And you get belly. So, Merry Christmas, everybody. So you guys can all enjoy that. Yeah, watch those in that order and the day just gets worse and worse. That's a good one. Those were all nice things, but I also,

the saying, my favorite energy drink, doesn't sell it to me. I guess I skipped over that. I got two of these, because there were two for four bucks at CBS. So, one of you guys get a Celsius. Enjoy your life.

Celsius. Or Doug might drink it. No, I'm just, you know, don't know what it is, and I'm holding it. It's good. It's delicious. No sugar. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great.

All the sugars in the Pop-Tart donut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, all the sugar. Eat the two together, and you'll get your sugar intake. It's like, take a jog, get diabetes, and then watch a movie. Don't forget the burrito either. Oh, yeah. It's like a whole day in there. Yeah. get diabetes and then watch a movie. Don't forget the burrito. Don't forget the burrito either.

Oh, yeah. It's like a whole day in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This person's going to be set. Yeah. For a while. One person's getting all that?

One person. Walking away with all that. That's literally my entire day inside that bag. Wait until they realize that my toy is actually real and it starts talking to them. That'll be fun. Yeah, that sounds great. Wouldn't that be great? That'd be so cool. Before we get to the games portion, Jess May,

I like to ask all my guests a question. And in your case, I'm going to ask you, what was the last movie you saw? Well, Doug, the last movie I saw was, what was it? Knives Out. I just met him. And he knew. Why did you really just ask him?

He said that. I forgot what it was. You just guessed? Oh, you talked about it already? There was. I usually go every week. I'm a huge movie fanatic, but I went to go see Knives Out.

I thoroughly enjoyed it. That's great, right? Jesse, could you tell us just really quick, could you mention the movie that we had never heard of that you were talking about with Brad Pitt? Oh, Ad Astra. You guys don't know Ad Astra? No. We know you do. It's a space movie.

Yeah, I guess you can call it a space movie. No, but not like that. Not like that. It's a lot of Brad Pitt alone. Exactly. Woo, squirt material. I'm back in. Ovulation.

I like space and Brad Pitt. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know how you missed it. It's enjoyable. Did you see First Man last year with Ryan Gosling? No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Not a big gauze guy.

Okay. I'm sorry. You lost every woman in the room. You don't have to be a gauze guy, but you're a space guy, though. Yeah, yeah. I think you'd like it. That's another space one, yeah. I enjoyed it.

A lot of close-ups of Brad's face. He has a lot of crevices that are forming, but I don't mind him. That was the moon, Jessamay. Oh. So it was Brad Pitt in space? Yes. Yes, that is the movie.

Brad Pitt in space is what they should have called it because nobody can remember Ad Asking. They could have called it Flight Club. Oh. Yeah. Nobody can remember Ad Ascum. They could have called it Flight Club. Thanks, Doug. Oh, no, I got a better one. The Curious Case of Benjamin Outer Space. It rhymed.

It rhymed. Those are two different movies. It ended up being better than I wanted it to be. I'm seeing both of those movies. So what was the last movie you saw, Shane? The Joker. Just Joker? Joker.

Joker. Right? Yeah. I was skeptical, and it was pleasing. Okay. Some woman from the darkness was pleasing. There you go, Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah.

Pleasing. It pleased you? Yeah. It was good. I'm kind of like, I'm getting to an age where I don't want to be over superhero movies, but I sort of am. I feel like Christopher Nolan kind of set the bar too high and nothing's pulling the weight anymore.

And Joker, sorry, was... I thought it was like, yeah, it was good. Yeah. So you're back. You're back into... Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm not going to do the whole Avengers. I got to look up like the order in which I see. Then I've got to watch, what is it, The Shield or some other?

No, I'm sorry. Wow, I hope you didn't watch too much of The Shield waiting for him to turn into the thing. I'm just now noticing my error. The Shield was another show. Horribly violent. And Shield? What?

Agents of. Agents of the Shield. Okay. Agents of. Oh, my God. You're going to be so bad at my games today. First off, we're talking about TV shows right now. Second, I like putting those in things where they don't belong.

Always have the, the, the, the, the, the, the. I'll tell you what. So do you know Suicide Squad? And you know that she, that Harley Quinn is getting her own movie, Birds of Prey. Okay. Yeah. I'll check that out.

I'll tell you why you're going to want to check that movie out. That's why. Because that guy is going to be there. In the theater. Do they let one loose? He'll probably show you his penis. No. The reason you should be excited about it,

and that's probably why that guy is excited, is it's going to be another R-rated superhero movie. Ooh. Yeah. Exactly. What does that mean? What is R-rated? What is that in title?

Like you see dick print through the superhero costume? That'd get me in the theater. Yeah, that's going to be the difference. That's why I'm excited. That's what I thought. Going to see a lot more dicks. Why don't you ever see superhero dicks? That's all I'm saying.

No, it just means they're going to swear a lot, and the violence is going to be bloody instead of comic book-y. Like, your noise sounds like a really, like a superhero violence. Like a bloop. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it sounds like one of those.

That's the kind of, instead of bam, the new edgy or dark version of that is bloop bloop. That's what that is. Mike, save us. Have you seen a movie that was made lately?

Yes, I saw three movies this week just for this. Oh, just for this? So hold on, hold on. So first of Yes, I saw three movies this week just for this. Oh, just for this? So hold on, hold on. So first of all, I saw Knives Out. It was very good. Not what I expected because I didn't know what to expect but it was really good. Then I saw the Mr. Rogers movie. I feel like I'm supposed to like

that movie but it was okay. I was waiting for it to end. I left before it ended. But I saw Dark Waters at the end. That was great. I really liked that movie. It's scary. We're all gonna die, just so you guys know. No spoiler. Spoiler. Wait, so you missed the part at the end of A Beautiful Day

in the Neighborhood where at the end, he comes back to life and it turns out... He's pretending to be dead this whole time? Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go watch it again. It is true.

I guess while I was watching that movie, I wasn't thinking, how's this going to end? It's just more like, well, this is going to end at some point. Is it too emotional? I guess you could... You know, I was strangely not. Moved at all? I thought.

At all? You were? At all. Really? No, I was moved at the idea that Mr. Rogers really existed and that Tom Hanks could get

close to seeming as saintly and wonderful as Mr. Rogers. But even Tom Hanks doesn't get there. A documentary about Mr. Rogers is you know more You know on the nose deeper in the movie. Do they show what outfit they buried him in?

It was a sweater, but after they lowered him he took it off Could you imagine can you imagine just before imagine? Just before they put the, just before they put the, just before they put the casket down, they take his shoes off and toss them from hand to hand. They should. They should have. Oh man.

I really thought this audience was going to go for that. I just love though. I do love in the movie the way Tom Hanks really nails the, like, Mr. Rogers, the way he really has a look on his face like it's amazing that he could throw a shoe from one hand to the other. He always acts like that, you know, because he's, you know, because little kids, they'll try it and they'll probably be okay. But, you know, like, they're not going to be great at it. So he can't be too show-offy.

Oh, we just landed there. He doesn't throw three flips in the air and catch it on his head. Do you think he ever did a take where he didn't catch it and he just loses it? He just fucking tears the set apart. He's like, fuck! I'm just happy. I was, you know, I'm just happy. Doug is tossing the microphone from hand to hand.

I'm doing all the narration for the people that can't be here. And the subtitles. For all the people who have died. Those that can't be with us today. Yeah. That was me just putting a little sweater on all the people that are no longer with us. Why is it little? Why is it a little sweater? Are they teeny people?

Well, they're kind of dust now. They are kind of dust now. And so Dark Waters, you say, was the third one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw that, right, Doug? I have not seen that yet, but it is on my list. Very good. Great, Mike.

Everyone that's seen it has said the same as you. Yeah, it's very good. It's heavy, and it's about how fucked we are. But we all knew that. We kind of know that. We know we're fucked. I mean, the water's not clean. We all know that we know we're fucked i mean the water's not clean we all know that i had to my show stand-up science i had to stop booking ecologists on it because it

was just they just come on and cry yeah hard to get laughs after after the ecologist gives their little spiel about algae. Here's a fun thing about algae. This is the next great mass extinction. That's a fun fact about algae. Side note, there's a great book about that, a novel called

Cold Pursuit? Fuck that. I'll think of it, but it's about bacteria taking over and killing people. Good book. Cold Pursuit? No, it's not cold. Cold Storage.

Thank you. Cold Storage. You're welcome. Cold Storage. And it's written by the guy who wrote Jurassic Park. What's his name? Thank you for having me on the show to forget and then remember all on my own, Doug. I need some work ininkoba Beloba.

It's a good book. Some what? Ginkoba Beloba. Oh, yeah. Did you think that was another Shane Moss noise? Where do you get that stuff, Abu Dhabi? Down here at Homeless People. You don't get your Ginkoba Beloba from Abu Dhabi?

This is why I did the sound check the way that I did, by the way. Because I knew we were going to say Ginkgo biloba in Abu Dhabi. You wanted those words to land? Yeah. Okay, good. All right, that brings us to the part of the show where I like to say, let the games begin people brought name tags lots of great name tags to choose from I need each of my guests on stage to go

select one physically get it from them there's some in the back you might want to check out bring it back to your seat and while you guys do that we're going to go to a brief commercial message we'll be right back hey no sponsors this ep so let's talk road dates tonight or tomorrow night or last night, depending on when you listen to this, I'm doing stand-up at the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego. Eight o'clock should be an intimate turnout, what with Christmas coming up a couple days from now. Then we got the taint shows.

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All right, we're back. That one's great. Only one microphone fell on the floor during the break. Three name tags were chosen, all for clearly obvious reasons from where I'm sitting. Shut up! There's stuff taped to each and every one of them.

Tell us what you have, Jessamay. I just saw snacks, and I got excited. Yeah, well, some have snacks and weed, so I don't know if you looked hard enough for that. This one just touches home, hits home. Steel Magnolisa. Great movie All star cast And they got like Four Snickers bars

And there's four meals Attached Just in case Shelby Gets Her blood sugar Gets too low Yeah

I mean Dolly Parton How can you go wrong With Dolly Parton You can't She's a damn delight She's the best Oh god I love it It's great.

It's one of my favorite movies besides Toy Story. There you go. I'm excited about it. Good job, Lisa. I would have put that one to be kind of a long shot. Yeah, she probably thought that too.

Yeah, but to have a guest on stage that appreciates Steel Magnolias like you do. My mom and I, we love that movie. Drink a juice, Shelby, drink. I don't want them, mama. I don't want them. Remember when I asked you earlier? Looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.

Fucking love that movie. It's like the Anchorman for women as far as quotable lines. I like that. Daryl Hannah plays a virgin. It's really... That must have been hard. She probably had to method the fuck out of that role. How do you method being a virgin?

Just go around and get unfucked by everybody? Yeah. Ask for your hymen back in your CDs. Wouldn't it be great if you could get your hymen back in your CDs. Wouldn't it be great if you could get your hymen back? Oh, I wish. I mean, not you. I wish.

I make a wish. Aw, good callback to the charity that you hate. Shane? So just for the audience, this is a spoof of a movie. It's a spoof of a movie. It's a spoof of the movie Home Alone.

It says Tone Allure and a family comedy. The reason why I picked it, I actually didn't see the candy bars until after I picked it because the face is so good.

It's Doug on Macaulay Culkin and it's photoshopped in just the right kind of like I couldn't do that but that's bad. There's like a real

they didn't blend. Two different skin tones. There is like a real... They didn't blend. Two different skin tones. There is like a... I know there's like a little tool that blends like two colors together. And they just didn't go for that. But the rest of it is oddly still pretty good. It's like what he did was cut out the thing

and then put it in a printer. Yeah, there it is. He's got the wet bandits are Jeff Tate and Dan Van Kirk. I'd be terrified if that was my son. But also, Shane just... I leave him home alone all the time. Give me that for a second. Shane just flew through the fact that he changed

the tagline to a family comedy without the comedy. I didn't see that part. No, you just read it out loud, but didn't deliver it. I didn't process it. You just read a family comedy and let's see. It just read a family comedy.

And let's see. It looks like this is cardboard. And I think there's some candy on here somewhere. I did miss some cardboard comments. So thanks for picking up the slack. Mike, who are you playing on behalf of? Is your name Josh? Perfect. Guys, fucking idiots, mine came you playing on behalf of? Is your name Josh? Perfect. Guys, fucking idiots, mine came with weed

on it. Yeah. Fuck! This guy put a joint on it. It says Josh Boys with Doug. A bunch of different other Joshes. Oh yeah, Josh Hart. That's great. That's fun. But also it came with weed that I'm going to take off it.

You're not getting that. Also, it looks like your picture was on this at one point, but it got cut off. No? Yeah, I put myself a little bit. Yeah, you cut yourself off. But I'm playing for Josh, the Josh boys. I like this a lot. But there's weed on it, so.

There was weed on it. Yeah, you just never know. You never know what's going to work in getting a name tag picked. That will almost always work. Thanks, Josh. I think some other people had weed on theirs. They didn't get picked. What?

Yeah. You had weed on yours, too? Can I re-pick? Oh, she's got a whole... Oh, yeah. Look at all those fucking snacks. Yeah, she's got a whole... Oh, yeah. Look at all those fucking snacks. Yeah, she's got candy and weed, silly pants. Shit.

I still like it, Lisa. It touches my heart. Yeah, I mean, what movie was that one? What was the movie? Mad Flax? Yeah, is it Mad Max? You don't love Mad max as much as you love steel magnolia flax you like flax seed oils it's really good for you it is yeah you have to

eat it ground up though so your body can absorb it you get that max how do you grind it up like in a weed grinder you can ground it a little bit with like those things that one of those things you know grind up matcha like one of those things. Isn't flax already like the smallest seed in existence? Yeah, but you lose a lot of the bioavailability if you don't ground it. Yeah. Who's talking science now? Yeah. Whoa.

I read that in the back of a bottle. Yeah? I'm buying it. All right, well, that's who everybody's playing for, and somebody's, one of those three people is going to take home all this stuff today. Have you won before, Josh? Yeah.

But you've had a name tag up here before? Yeah, okay. It's the fucking weed, man. Is Josh a regular fan? You come out a lot, Josh? Yeah, he's been to some shows. You deserve to win, Josh. Yeah.

But it's going to be fucking hard for you. You might see him out on the sidewalk after the show, if you know what I'm saying. I mean, that sounds creepy, but I'm into it. Oh. It's like that's where everybody meets in San Diego. Motherfuckers just congregate on the sidewalk. No, just where we go after the show,

because it's outside and we can smoke. After he just hotboxed the entire green room. Can't get any of these people in the green room. Was you? I farted. Guy who doesn't know

what hotboxing means. Huh? Guys that are learning. Audience that's learning when we're doing spoofs. There's still, we isolated it. There's one person in that corner real sad about the homeless joke. We're zeroing in on where the sensitivity is.

I feel it from over there. I don't even, we did a homeless joke? Yeah. I've done like four. He was going gonna be out On the street afterwards Sad or something Not sad

I wasn't trying to make A homeless joke No I think Because I made like Ten of them so far I was making a Let's go outside And smoke weed joke

Ay I like to do a character called Guy that criticizes the audience for not getting jokes through an entire show and then doesn't get a joke himself within that also known as Pete Holmes Denver Denver! Yeah!

Yeah! Okay, this first game we're going to play. Audience favorite. Live, die, repeat. See see what did i tell you they went crazy mike why do you have your phone out i'm trying to text someone for another drink is that is that how they do the service here i don't know i mean you could just ask i'm sure you could just ask yeah just just go ahead and ask if they do the service here? I don't know. I mean, you could just ask. I'm sure you could just ask. Yeah, just go ahead and ask. If they do the old-fashioned microphone way,

I'll take a vodka soda. Oh! Shane, that's so weird. That's actually what I wanted. What was the wink? What was the creepy uncle wink? If you know what I mean. I'll take a vodka soda, if you know what I mean.

Which was, I definitely want a vodka soda. Guys know what I mean. Which was, I definitely want a vodka soda. Guys, one half of a hit of weed. So it sounds like two vodka sodas, Shane? Yeah. Cool. If anybody heard that. Okay, please,

dear American Comedy Company, please bring my guest two vodka sodas. Do you need something, Jessamyn? I'm great, thank you. She's great. I'm great, thank you. She's great. I'm great. Thanks to you, American Comedy Company.

With their palpable energy. Yeah. We'll do this first game because we'll probably get through it before the drinks get here. Because it's a very fast game. Well, they have a fast staff here. I'm going to say the name of a motion picture. Slowly.

First one of you to repeat it back correctly. I'm going to say the name of a motion picture. Slowly. First one of you to repeat it back correctly in its entirety is the winner. It sounds too easy, but I'm so confused. Well, it's too easy for three people at the same time. Okay. Therefore, probably pretty difficult. I'm just pausing to get the drinks up here. I know.

I thought it was like cinematic suspense. I was waiting. No, I was just waiting for these guys to get their drinks. I'm good, Doug. I know the rules.

Dude studied. He knows all the rules. He's watching movies for homework. He brought like 17 gifts. This guy's great. Yeah. He's studied. He knows all the rules. He's watching movies for homework. He brought like 17 gifts. This guy's great. He's great. Yeah, don't mention him by name.

Mike's still young and hungry. Mike's older than Shane. The audience at home doesn't know that. I was speaking to The audience at home doesn't know that. I was speaking to the audience at home. Really? Yeah.

I'm not saying you look old, Shane. He just looks, you know, fresh. Well, he looks like he's in better shape. I haven't been beaten down by comedy yet. It does age you.

I would have guessed he was younger than me. This isn't the game. Nope. No, we're not playing the how old do you think everybody is, Shane. Good point. Game. This is live, die, repeat.

So I'm going to say the title. Good luck. Harry. Potter. In the Hendersons. Harry Potter. In the Sorcerer's Stone. Harry Potter in the Castle of Witches. The Harry Potter and the... Harry Potter and the...

Harry Potter and the... Do you guys hate me right now? Harry Potter and the... Goblet. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. That's it, Jessamyn! You did it! Yeah! It's also what I call myself when I have my period. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. That's it, Jessamay. You did it. Yeah.

It's also what I call myself when I have my period. Just a goblet of fire. Sorry, guys. It was a feminine joke. I went down to the... They're down there telling lady jokes. Good job, Jessamay. I got really excited about it yeah no i was really i was impressed because it didn't didn't sound like you could name any other harry potter movies other than sorcerer's stone isn't there like the castle of witches no that's not one of them. Okay. But yeah, there was eight of them all together, I guess.

And I just thought it'd be like three people just yelling out every Harry Potter they could think of. Yeah. I didn't do the thing where everyone's like, you got to hang in there through Harry Potter. Seems like it's kids at first, then it's for adults. I'm like, well, I'm going to watch things that are for adults right now. Right away. Right away.

I mean, I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter stuff, but I would also not, I wouldn't really call it for adults at any point. Well, it's for adults that still live at home. They're still, yeah.

They're still younger than most of the adults we're talking about. They're still younger than them at the end of the thing because they're still only like 20 or something. There's these lesser known films I'm into, Lord of the Rings. I don't mean to sound like a fucking hipster up here with these arbitrary...

Okay, what would have happened? Let's reset. I mean, Jessamay officially won that game, but here we go. The Lord of the Lord of the Rings

Rings. The Lord of the Rings and the Sevens. The Lord of the Rings. Rings. The Lord of the Rings and the Sevens. The Lord of the Rings and Girls Trip. The Lord of the Rings. That's a little crazy. The Lord of the Rings and the... Which one? Return of the King.

Yes, he got one. Oh, that was a real harsh call out there. That was good. No, I was excited that you would be good at it. I was trying to throw you a soft one. Is that the right expression?

I was trying to put a soft one in your mouth. Why do I keep saying these things? That's a personal problem. Yeah, nobody wants that. No, thank you. Okay, Jessamay, you did it. Thank you. You won the first game.

You know what that means? I don't. Hard ball coming out of you. That means you're eliminated from the show. Thank you. Bye. It's time for you to leave. What time is your first show tonight?

I don't know. Seven, maybe? It's right now. Oh, yeah, that's right. This is her first show today. Yeah, we're just going to combine it. What time is your second show? Seven-ish?

Sure. About seven-ish. Probably. What time is your second show? Seven-ish? Sure. About seven-ish. Probably. What time is it? Oh, 730. Yeah, thank you, sir. Oh, nice. Great.

That'll give us some time. Yeah. I'm going to do a little meet and greet up here on the stage. Anybody who wants to can come up and get a picture with me and Eddie. Is that the eagle's name? Yes. That's such an eagle name. It is.

Such an American eagle name yeah people love them I bet you there's a bunch of girls in Florida with this tramp stamp exactly with the American flag behind it yeah yeah but it's probably in the front it is it's certainly

like the most in youryour-face patriotic comedy club name in existence. And I say that as someone who wants to work here again. I'm not sure if that's an insult or not. There are just not enough comedy clubs, Shane, that are fighting the threat of communism the way that the American Comedy Company is. That's why we're underground where no one can find us. That's why half the equipment doesn't work. This comedy is made here in the United States.

Yeah, don't try any of your fucking foreign comedy over here. I'm going to get a Trump stamp tattoo. Trump stamp. A Trump stamp tattoo. Trump stamp. A Trump stamp. Right on my lower back. It's this tattoo with Trump's face on it. Someone in the audience just went, ew.

Very serious. Actually, that probably wasn't a good idea for a tattoo I'm just trying to come up with a joke around the word inscreechment alright that's fun

I didn't mean to frighten you with the glasses I know it's a Superman situation where you're like now who's this Wendy Clark can't show up I was sitting next to Superman where you're like, now who's this? When did Clark Kent show up? I was sitting next to Superman and then suddenly Clark Kent is here? It really shook me for a second. I was like, are you doing a bit right now?

I thought it was like you're going to do a bit. I want to be able to read my own terrible handwriting on this stage where the eagle gets all the light. I'm Ben Dougson. Totally sober and never smoking weed ever. Ben Dougson.

The sober Doug Benson. You need to do that. That's fucking funny. Just like I am out here telling you jokes. Drugs are bad. I want you to do the debates. Puts the glasses on and lists the states where weed is still illegal.

All right, here we go. From memory? Well, it's hard because you have to just do it. They made everything on the West Coast. Can you see Phil's glasses? Wyoming. Idaho. Nebraska.

Kentucky is on the verge of making it legal. Very exciting. If you can do all of them right now, that's amazing. No, I don't think so. Can I just say the South? Exactly. Because then also all those northeastern states, they've got it, and New York kind of has it.

Yeah, it's places where they think racism is still okay. Those are the places that are going to go last for legalization. Basically, yeah. But there's some pretty racist places that have flipped, I feel. Yeah. I mean, there's a state that I know of that has legal weed, but they don't get Martin Luther King Day off. What's that? Which state?

Oh, you know what? They finally fixed it. You do get it off there, so I take it back. Did that just come in your ear? See you soon, Arizona. Yeah. This just in. This just in. Your news reporter feed. Apparently I was mistaken when I reported earlier.

But it turns out that they do celebrate Martin Luther King Day. Weird. But it's grudgingly. But that used to be a staple of my comedy when I would go to Arizona. I was laughing at them because they refused to take a day off.

I do like the... I like that they need the day off because otherwise people are too furious around the workplace on that day. Yeah. Just let them stay at home and blow off steam, however they do it, in the privacy of their home. By the way, I'm going to be in Phoenix, Arizona

December 26th through 28th. And, yeah. Cool. Just there? Are you going to say where? Actually, Phoenix is cool. Where at? Just like walking around the town? I don't remember. Okay.

I'll look for him. He's going to be in that town. You don't know the name of the place you're playing? Is it If we guessed would you tell us we're right? Yeah Scandinavian Comedy Co It's a smaller Oh boy

I have no idea House of Comedy Stand Up Live Tempe Improv No Tempe University of comedy stand-up live no neither of those there's a tempi improv the improv no tempi university oh oh oh chiba hut chiba hut no the arizona diamondbacks stadium it's in glendale arizona it's called stir crazy great oh that's that club that's also an escape room Crazy. Oh, that's that club that's also an escape room.

Is it also an escape room? Yeah, you can't. The comedian doesn't leave the stage so everyone's gone and they can't get out until they figure out where the key is. Oh, good. Because I'd never been there before and I was worried it wasn't an escape room as well. I believed it.

Stir Crazy, that's a weird name for a comedy club. There's a lot of weird ones. We're saying that from the American Comedy Company. It's a better name for a coffee shop. It's a great country. Who is that? Just the guy who, you know, named it. Named the club?

Yeah. America. I don't think the guy named the club sounds like that. All right, this next game is in honor of a lady celebrating a birthday today. I hope she's celebrating. She's probably in jail somewhere because she gets arrested every Friday. It's Jane Fonda. It's Jane Fonda's birthday.

I love her. Yeah. Thank you, Jane. So this game is called Who Are You More Fonda? Clever. Clever girl. I'm going to name a movie, and you tell me if it's got Jane Fonda, Henry Fonda, or both. Oh, fuck.

But it's just a guessing game, so you have a one in three chance of getting it right when I ask you, Jess and May. And then if you miss, it'll go to Shane, so he'll have a one in two chance of getting it right. And if he misses, it's going to go to Mike, and he should just know the answer at that point. But you'd be surprised what happens. You would think.

Yeah. So we'll see. All right? So, you know, don't worry about it if you don't know it. Just take a guess. I'm already in a pure panic spiral. No penalty for wrong guesses. You just don't get a crucial important point.

This is of course just between Jessamay and herself right now. No help from the audience please. And don't look at them. I'm looking into them. They'll do things with their eyebrows that give you the answer.

They're going to Morse code their brows? Right here, miss. Take your glasses off so I can see your brows. Oh, I should also mention that it was Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire because it is arguably the most Christmassy of all of the Harry Potter films. They have a Yule ball. Yule ball. Yule ball.

Are those prescription? Mm-hmm. Jess and May. Yes, Doug. Jane, Henry, or both. Walk on the wild side. Just Jane. That is correct.

For a bonus point, what was the name of the character she played? Hot Toddy. I was just ordering a drink. There really aren't any bonus points or anything in this game, but I think you'll enjoy the name of her character. Her character was called Kitty Twist.

Oh, my God, I was going to say titty something. Yeah. I was. That's why I thought you'd like it. I was going to say hot titty, but I went toddy because I was trying to be clean. Yeah, they went with Kitty Twist. All right.

Moving on to Shane. Jane, Henry, or both in a motion picture called Cat Baloo. Cat Baloo? Cat Baloo. Okay. I'm not just adding a syllable to the word blue It's baloo I'm going both

You're going both Incorrect Mike Jane again Jane is correct Mike is on the board Coming back to you. Back to you, Jessime.

What the fuck is that? What? Don't worry about it. It's a great drink. I don't know. A little something special in there? Yeah, a little extra. A lot of something.

Flaxseed. Probably just something fell in on the way over to you. Yeah. It's just like some lime or something. A white lime? Oh, like a little weird, like, you know, a lime has little weird pieces of, like, hair and skin on it. Yeah, it's just like some lime or something. A white lime? Oh, like a little weird, like, you know, lime has little weird pieces of, like, hair and skin on it. Yeah, it's just like...

Just the way I like my cocktails. With hair and skin. Jessamay. Are we still doing Jane Henry? Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay. I've got about 70 titles.

Perfect. Which one or both was in Hurry Sundown? Just Her Dad. No. Am I wrong? You're wrong. That's what no means. I didn't hear the end part.

I just heard the oh. Oh, just me. Shane? Both. You're going. Shane? Both. You're going both for Hurry Sundown. Incorrect. Mike is in a sweet spot. I'm going to go Jane.

Jane is correct. We're back to Jessamay. Ready. I was just to throw everybody off. The motion picture is called They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Shit! They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

That's both. Sounds like something they made together. They shoot horses, comma, don't they? Question mark. That's both. Sounds like something they made together. No, incorrect. Damn it. Shane. I'm not fond of this game. Hey.

That's the one you come with me on. They like puns. They like puns. I was hoping they'd get so excited they'd carry you out of here. I think it was just such a relief. Like, finally somebody said it. All right, Peter. All right, Peter. He passed away this last year.

He's terribly missed, but he's not in this game. I'll do Jane again because you did three in a row and it's really fucking with my head. The correct answer is Jane so weird movie title they shoot horses don't they it's about a marathon dance competition I'm not kidding I can't take you seriously. I'm absolutely serious. Are you thinking of Tango and Cash? No, I don't think that. I think that was only... You got nothing for that?

All right. Tango then Cash is what you're thinking of. Got it. But this movie, they shoot horses, don't they? It's ballroom dancing, and they have to do it for like 72 hours or some shit with occasional breaks but also occasionally they make everyone

that's still in the competition run around the room in a circle. Like it's not just dancing they also have to run from time to time. I've heard about this movie. So it's a bunch of sweaty tired people who wish they were dead just like a horse.

Shit. Happy holidays. It's a very heavy upsetting movie and yeah definitely check it out on Christmas. Shane needs a snack. He's getting into snacks. What are you doing there on the Twix? You going left tower or right tower?

Too soon. You judge from the front? Is it from the perspective of the Twix or is it no I'm doing it right I'm doing it right tower you don't know how to eat a Twix

what the hell is wrong with you those are good aren't they what one did you go with I've never I've never had anyone look at me nodding before asking the question like guiding me into it and then go twigs are good aren't they i've never had that happen before you were never a child? It made me appreciate it more. Okay. It's Mike's turn. Opening your mouth when you're eating brown stuff

is very... It's jarring. For the listeners at home. Yeah. For the visual perspective. Mike. What's up, bud? Jane.

Henri. Or both. Comes a horseman. What the fuck? Yeah, can you believe that? That was really a movie title. Comes a horseman. I just fell for that.

Doug, standard spelling? And everyone was like, the Iceman was just here. Enough coming. Iceman cometh? Come on. I mean, obviously, it's just Henry. No. Jessamay? I would have said Henry.

Well, what would you say now that you know it's not Henry? Maybe that means... I still want to say both. You do? Yeah. No. Son of a bitch. Shane. It's Shane a bitch. Shane.

It's Jane. It's Jane. It's Jane, Shane. She'd be working. With confidence. Yeah, good job. She's beautiful. She's great.

Do you actually have 40 examples? He does. I think I said 70. 72. No. I don't have 40 or 70. We're almost done. But then we got one more game that's going to determine the winner today.

It's back to Mike, right? Yep. Okay, Mike. Give it to me. The electric horseman. Both. Both of them. Both of them.

No. Fuck. Jessamay. Is it a lot of horses happening with these two? And it has me shook. The electric horseman. Yeah, he said both. Was that Henry or Jane?

I'm going to... Jessamay, if you get it, it's a three-way tiebreaker. No pressure, Mike. No pressure. I thought the electric horseman said... Just him. No. No. Shane.

Oh, yeah. Once in a while. This is what they don't teach you in school. Sometimes you can ace the test without knowing a single fucking answer. Good point. That's what multiple choices made for. Did you say it?

Yeah, Jane. Yeah, yeah. I like that there's technicalities involved. I just wanted to officially hear it. You have to say it. Instead of bragging about winning. I just wanted to officially hear it. You have to say it. Instead of bragging about winning, I wanted him to actually do it. That was a pretty big brag.

Pretty braggy. Yeah, it's really strange that she was in three movies in under 10 years that all had the word horse in it. That's bizarre. Yeah. Henry's never had the word horse in any movie he's been in, and he's in like 70 Westerns. This is like I get this, like I get doing psychedelic shows,

I get a lot of free sensory deprivation visits and stuff like that, and so then I'm like maybe I should lean a little more into that. I think if you're in a movie about horses, and then you go like, you know what, I want more free horseback riding lessons. And that's why you sign up for more horse movies. You don't think so? Yeah, and then she signed up for that movie where she was married to a guy who lives on a ranch and has horses and that didn't work out either. She left that guy.

What movie was that? The rich guy that owns CNN. Ted Turner. Yeah. She just likes horses. They lived on a ranch. She retired from acting. She rode around on a horse for a couple days and went, fuck this. Yeah.

I'm going to go star in a Netflix series. Yeah, that's all you need, a couple days of horses. And you're like, all right, I'm good. Okay. So let's wrap this thing up here. We got Shane's got three points. Mike's got two. Jessamay, you got one. You're still in all right, I'm good. Okay, so let's wrap this thing up here. We got Shane's got three points. Mike's got two. Jessamay, you got one.

You're still in this. Am I? Not really. And who got that? Shane got that last one. So we'll start with Mike. The motion picture is called Old Gringo. Wish I could see that person's eyebrows from here.

Wish I could see that person's eyebrows from here. I'm going to go my last guess. Fucking both. No. It's not it. I didn't feel confident at all. It's not Jessamay. Josh. The old gringo.

That's my ex's nickname. Hey. Okay. I mean, it's got to be him, right? I'm wrong, but I'm standing with it. You going Henry? I'm going fucking Henry. It's not.

Shane. Shane. Shane. The smartest man in the room. Shane. This is bullshit. This is complete and utter bullshit. Oh, man.

You're lucky we're both idiots. If you're going to sit on a panel full of dunces, speak for yourself. This is definitely the spot you want to be in. Let's see. I'm going Jane, everybody. Jane is correct. Yeah, all in the head. Jane is correct.

Through skill alone. Mike? On Golden Pond. Jane. No. No. That's the only movie they did together. That was both. That was so brutal.

Sorry, Josh. That was some 4D chess shit, Doug. Yeah. That means Shane won that game! God, I wanted you to go both again so bad. Me too. Yeah. Oh, well.

We got one game left. This is the one. This is for all the marbles. I always wanted all the marbles. And all this other stuff. I put a couple marbles in there, but they get all the other stuff too. Make sure you don't lose them.

And it's a game called Last Woman Stanton. A game that is, it used to be, it was a man or a woman, but now it's all women all the time. Fuck. Great. No pressure. Yeah. Where is KMC Dawn 7?

Hi. You reached out to me on the old Instagram, and you said you had a suggestion of a name for this game for us today. What do you got? Reese Witherspoon. So it's the films of Reese Witherspoon. I'm going to play two. Start with Shane. Then we'll go to Mike. Then me.

Then Jessamay. We have to name movies that Reese has been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But you guys each have one lifeline. You can go to the person whose name tag you chose. Great, Josh. You can go to them once. Josh is getting ready over there.

He's taking pen to paper. To try to figure out who Reese Witherspoon is. Shane, start us off. Oh, boy. So I just name a number that I think I can say? No, I just say one. No, just name any Reese Witherspoon movie. You're the first, so anyone.

I like your game, sir. There's bluffing involved. There's... Shut up. No, I can't use that because I'm an ethical person. There's I just Shut up No I can't use that because I'm an ethical person No you can't Someone say something

You can go to your lifeline like immediately And then by the time it gets back to you You might have more of an idea Of like you know other titles to say Okay okay lifeline Yeah let's go to the lifeline Give him a Reese Witherspoon give him a good one he's saying cruel i was trying to intention stuck cruel stuck on that you guys had the same thought and you're both gonna go down together oh yeah

yeah because you took the only one he was thinking of but uh we'll see when it comes around back to you you might maybe you'll do this maybe you'll pull this off probably won't um let's go to mike i'm trying to legally blonde yeah right thank you um i will say i will go with one of my favorite reese witherspoon movies it's called Election. That's a good one. It's a good one, right?

I'm going to be seasonal and go with Four Christmases. Oh, nice. It's a fun one. Yeah. It's a good one. Very good. Now do you got an idea, Shane, who we're talking about? Not even close. Because I can't get the fucking show

on HBO that she's in out of my head, and I can't see past it to think of a movie. So I'm going to drop this microphone. Oh, that was so sick. You almost dropped it. You were supposed to be impressed, like the Mr. Rogers thing. It was a callback.

I was like, alright. Wait, so what's happening? You're giving up? I'm giving up. He's tapping. He's tapping. But, you know, he got pretty far thanks to his lifeline. We're back to you, Mike.

Into the wild? Yeah. Wait. There's a thing? People want a correct title. Mike into the wild. Yeah. Wait. Oh, we got it. We got the thing. People want to, people want a correct title. Don't,

don't tell him. Sorry. That's okay. In that's in, in. Okay. Hold on. Hold on.

Give us a different one. Regroup on that other one. Apparently that's not the right fucking title. Yeah. Really? Yeah. It's tricky. Okay. Dude, on that other one. Apparently that's not the right fucking title. Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's tricky. Okay. Dude, you studied all week for this. I didn't study for anything.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That is pretty satisfying when you don't study and fail, and the other guy who did study also does badly. Do you know one? Yeah, Josh is ready for you. I'll take it.

He's going to Josh already. Sweet Home Alabama. Sweet Home Alabama. He's going Sweet Home Alabama. Thank you, Josh. That's right. What the fuck is the name of that movie? Okay, I'm going to mention a movie that she stars in with Sofia Vergara, who always wants a Pepsi.

Give me a Pepsi. Hot P hot pursuit oh yeah yeah okay yeah um jessime i'm gonna go with home again really it's a recent one yeah. John Runitsky was in it. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Sleeper. Yeah. Not a lot of people saw it. Yeah.

Back to you, Mike. Comes around fast. It really does. Are we sure that's not what it was called? I was really like... Oh, shit. I was going to say as mine, the one that he couldn't get right, I fucked up and forgot to do that. I got excited to say, I want a Pepsi. I'm so... I'm really sure that he couldn't get right. I fucked up and forgot to do that. I got excited to say

I want a Pepsi. I'm really sure that's what it was called. I saw it and everything. I'm pretty sure they made this and I don't know what it was called and I don't know if there was more of a title to it. So I'm sorry, Josh. Cruel Intentions 2. Wasn't there one? Yeah, but it was, you know,

they didn't get her to be in it Are we sure there wasn't a flashback? What? Somebody saying something? Okay See comedy's hard I really thought that guy I thought he had real information

I didn't know he was Going for an awesome joke. I can't name a second one. That's pathetic. Oh, that is wild. Is that just what it's called? Yeah. It's just wild.

Get the fuck out of here. Jessime? Don't you go? I just did. Wild. Oh. Ouch. Burn.

I'm going to go elusive. Deep cut. Okay. Not the movie. I'm just saying going in deep. Freeway. This means war. War.

What about Maybe I'll use my lifeline Oh that's fun She's here Yeah Legally Blonde 2 does have a subtitle Red white and blonde She got it It's my girl. You're my girl, Blue. You're my girl. Nice job. What's that? What was wrong with the freeway? There's too many fucking people on it. There wasn't anything wrong with the movie Freeway.

We said it. Yeah. Yeah. We enjoyed it. Okay. Kiefer's a weirdo in that. Yeah. It's a weird movie. Oof.

Man and the Moon. You fucker. Sorry, I didn't mean to be violent. It's a great movie. So violent. Her first, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I meanhmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, you're a tough competitor, Doug. This is really your wheelhouse. Does he? It kind of sounded like she doesn't believe it. Doug loves movies.

I guess he does. Supposedly loves movies. That's what we're all here for, I guess. I don't know. I'm almost tapped out, but I'm going to give one last valiant try because I feel like I'm not going to be penalized for trying. Go ahead and throw out a JFK or something. I just feel because there were so many people in this movie

that maybe she was in it. Yeah, exactly. Valentine's Day. No. There were so many people in this movie that maybe she was in it. Yeah, exactly. Go for it. Valentine's Day. No. There were so many people in that fucking movie. I know. Remember that? That wasn't a bad at all.

It was just a trot. It wasn't bad. Sorry. I'll just throw one more on there because I like it. Inherent Vice. What was that? It's a movie she's in with Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix.

Paul Thomas Anderson. I remember that. He directed it based on a book by but guess what? Jessamay is our winner! She did it. Where is Lisa? Where is she at? Hey Lisa, come on up and get all your prize bags.

I'm sorry that it's so much to carry, but I tried to consolidate it the best I could. Fun pants! Fun pants, fun pants! Those are great pants. Is that okay to say that? Yeah. Great shoes, too.

Hey, lady, your pants are fun. I'm calling HR. All right. Give it up for Lisa, everybody. Yeah, Lisa. She did it. She's like, oh, now I don't have to do any Christmas shopping. My family and friends will think these gifts are weird.

But why not? Let's do some plugs. Starting with our winner, Jessamay. What do you got to plug? Tonight. Come back tonight, everybody. I will be in Spokane at the, what is that comedy club? Spokane Comedy Club.

Yep, I'll be there January 17th. I have a podcast called The Sharp Tongue Podcast, and I do Weeds Day every Wednesday on all social media platforms, and we raise awareness and money for Alzheimer's Association and Hilarity for Charity Very nice Very good Shane Moss

what do you got? Well first off I want to Josh who comes here all the time trying to win a prize I wanted to give him just a little piece of this microphone that Shane Moss crushed on today.

And you'd be like, which episode was that? You know, the one that he crushed on. And people will know immediately. ShaneMossMAUSS.com I mostly tour with my show Stand Up Science, which I do about two to three cities a week I have a psychedelic version of that called Head Talks

which I'm doing in select cities I have a documentary called Psychonautics a comics exploration of psychedelics on Amazon Prime and my science podcast where I interview scientists each week is called Here We Are Thank you I just found a pen one more time

and Mike Bentley what's going on with you buddy Doug when will this be out soonish day or two I'll be in Hood Bar tomorrow night and Palm Desert part of Up Comedy shows follow them they're great also there's a local podcast called Savage Beer Garden

with all the local San Diego comedians. It's great. And also, follow me on Instagram, MikeBentleyComedy. Just please follow me. Please follow him. For the love of God. That's all I ask for, please. Great first-time guest on

the show. Jessi Make winning the contest. Shane was also here. Thank you to American Comedy Company and to Eddie and you know where all my dates are, right? They're at douglosmovies.com. That's douglosmovies.com! Yeah!

Yeah! Come on! All in! Ted Danson? Ted Danson. You're a little early on the Ted Danson, dude. I'm doing stand-up here, in this very room, on this very stage, with probably this microphone and not Shane's.

Monday night, this Monday night, pre-taint. Bring a name tag, though, if you want to try your hand at Last Woman Stanton. And as always, positive energy! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!