Doug Loves Movies - Moshe Kasher, Clay Newman and Beth Stelling guest
Episode Date: October 7, 2024Live from the Kuumbwa Jazz Club in Santa Cruz as part of The Santa Cruz Comedy Festival, Doug welcomes Moshe Kasher, Clay Newman and Beth Stelling to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://ar...t19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
with 50 as in popcorn kernels in his teeth.
They're still not more than he won't see,
because Doug loves movies.
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Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies!
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Coming to you for the first time from the Santa Cruz Comedy Festival in Santa Cruz, California! It's Saturday, October 5th, 2024, and we're at the beautiful Cumbra Jazz Club at 420-ish.
I'm so excited to be doing this show from the city where The Lost Voice takes place,
even though the name was changed in the movie probably to protect the vampire population
of the area.
Before I tell you about today's prize bag,
I'd like to do everyone's favorite part of the show,
and that's Doug Plugs.
Doug Plugs!
Doug Plugs!
See, I'm telling you, he loves it.
Doug Loves Movies is back at the lab
at the Improv in Los Angeles on a Tuesday night,
October 15th at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City on Saturday, October 19th.
That's at 420 in the afternoon, much like today.
And at the Helium Comedy Club, it's a gas in Portland, Oregon, also Saturday, November
2nd, also at 420.
For all of my dates and dates and links,
go to douglovesmovies.com.
That's douglovesmovies.com.
Yeah!
Cacaw!
Wallet?
Shh.
Dancing?
Amazing.
Give yourselves a round of applause.
Woo! Amazing. Give yourselves a round of applause. Whoo!
Let's take a look at the alleged prize bag.
I get gifted a lot of things,
and then I turn around and give them away.
And this particular bag was sent to me by Paramount Plus
to promote their movie, Apartment 7A, which if you haven't
seen it, is kind of a, is a prequel to the movie from the 60s, Rosemary's Baby. And that
movie takes place in a hotel, or a building I should say, called the Bramford. And so
this is a lovely tote bag that says the Bramford on it. It would be fun to carry around and explain to people what the hell that is.
And then they sent me a bunch of other stuff that's related to the movie.
A cookie that's a baby carriage.
And you have to imagine that a little devil baby is in that carriage.
And some socks that say the Bramford, and a fancy notebook, and an old-fashioned hotel room
key chain thingy that says the Bramford on it, and I also brought a couple of pins, a
Douglas movies pin and a Doug Benson pin, and a late addition to the bag, but I'm very
excited about it. Hot sauce! Whoo!
Kyle gave me some hot sauce,
and there's two reasons why I'm not gonna enjoy it,
and that's because, first of all, I don't enjoy hot sauce,
but the second reason being
that I only brought carry-on bags
and won't be able to fly home with it.
So I'm happy to pass it along,
and this one is called Skeletal
Remains yeah like that's like hot sauce isn't scary enough as it is and the
brand name is hella hot hot sauce all right shout out to hella hot hot sauce
and thank you for that Kyle so. So somebody's gonna have to carry around all this stuff
for the rest of the evening if you're attending
any of the other comedy shows here at the festival.
Are you ready to meet our guests today?
Yeah!
Of course, we're here during a terrific comedy festival
with lots of great comedians to choose from,
but these three are here today.
That came out wrong.
Please welcome Moshe Kasher, Clay Newman, and Beth Staley!
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Oh, yeah.
Hello. Hell yeah. Hello. Hell yeah. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically by first name.
She's on Netflix. She's got a podcast. She does it all. It's Beth Staley! Thank you.
Good to be here. I can't even see you from the waist down
with the old camouflage look.
What, you got here yesterday for this festival?
I sure did.
Having fun?
I'm having a blast.
What'd you do last night?
I did the Rio.
Oh.
Were you guys there? I heard that's a nice facility.
Seats about 700 I hear.
Maybe five.
I couldn't tell you.
I might have heard it wrong, but
it's a lot.
I think it's closer to 5,000.
Oh, okay.
Well you deserve, you deserve that kind of venue.
Those are the size venues you're playing these days.
And thank you.
Over five nights.
Thank you for,
thank you for being here today.
I appreciate it.
You could be like at the beach right now.
I could be, but I'd rather be with you.
Oh, that's so nice.
Thank you.
Also joining us today, he is a, what I like to call,
a San Francisco treat.
A Bay Area phenom who now lives, I just learned,
in the Los Angeles area down by me.
It's Clay Newman, everybody.
Hello.
Lovely to be here in Santa Cruz,
where the beach hippies meet the mountain hippies.
You guys are a lot of fun.
It really is fun driving in through all the trees
and then just having that moment where it's like,
oh, but we're at the beach.
It's beautiful.
I was like, oh, but we're at the beach. It's beautiful.
So Clay, did you do shows last night too?
I did, yeah.
I was out in Scotts Valley at Bruno's.
Yeah.
Shout out to old rakes white people.
The best crowd.
Found me very relatable.
This is a far-flung festival.
This isn't one of those festivals where everything's within a few blocks of each other.
You have to, you know, really make an effort.
Well, don't worry, Doug.
There's a single pedicab to get all the comedians around, so we'll be fine.
70-year-old woman on a bicycle.
Very strong legs.
She works for a boy who are my legs tired, incorporated.
And our third guest today,
he's been a regular on this show over the years,
and he has his own podcast
that he co-hosts with
his lovely wife it's called the endless honeymoon podcast it's Moshe Kasher
everybody. Hi, Santa Cruz. How are you Doug? I'm doing all right this is this is pretty sweet.
Well it is a little sweet I'm a little upset though. Oh, why? Because I met Clay in the
green room I didn't know him and I said to him it's a little sweet. I'm a little upset though. Oh, why? Because I met Clay in the green room. I didn't know him, and I said to him,
this is a pretty cool festival.
It's cool to be here in Santa Cruz,
where the beach hippies meet the mountain hippies.
And he looked at me, and he goes,
that's the best joke.
And I was like, oh, thanks, man.
It must be a real honor for you.
And then...
Say hello to a thief hippie.
Yeah.
Well, that's just a hippie Doug
no offense literally everybody here I'm sorry I got a lot of deaf parents material I'm gonna try to work in later too
I'm kidding he didn't do that I just thought you know everybody was so funny I started panicking and I thought what will say? And then there we go. Yeah, Moshe likes to come in hot.
Yeah, yeah, I'll cool down.
Even if he has to accuse people of thievery.
To get some laughs.
So you're gonna do the Endless Honeymoon Show tonight?
Yes, yes, we're doing it tonight at eight at the Vets Hall.
You're all very welcome.
Beth will be there.
Yup.
Clay was gonna be on it, but then we had an incident.
So, it's okay.
So it's you and Natasha,
but she's gonna be doing something special tonight.
Oh, how do you know?
I heard.
Oh, well, what do you guys think about this?
Who's going tonight?
All right, cool.
She got, you guys know about COVID?
No, what is it? It's this thing, this lab grown...
It's this hip new thing that's going around.
Yeah, right.
The plandemic.
So she got it like six days ago.
She's doing better. She's fine.
But we were gonna cancel the show,
and then we got this space age helmet.
And it's like a closed microclimate.
It comes from Reggie Watts.
And I feel like nobody could be a better authority
on things like microclimates than Reggie Watts.
And so she's going to wear a helmet.
And we're going to allow the audience to leave if they want
and get their money back.
Do you think we're making an ethical choice?
Yeah.
All right, that's a round of applause.
OK, great. So you just stick the microphone? You guys didn't just vote legally. I hope All right that's a round of applause. Okay great. So you just stick the
microphone? You guys didn't just vote legally. I hope you understand that. No is there like a hole in the front
she sticks the microphone into or how's it work? No it's a it's a micro climate
Doug I said that. No. So will you be able to see her face at all? Yeah it looks very daft punk but it's
transparent and there's a mic that will be in it like a lav like a Wayne Brady in So will you be able to see her face at all? Yeah, it looks very Daft Punk, but it's transparent.
And there's a mic that will be in it,
like a Wayne Brady in there, and she can pull it over.
All this name dropping. I can't keep up.
I used to call those Madonna microphones,
but now they're Wayne Brady microphones?
Is it because they're black, Moshe?
Wait, both of them?
No, the microphone.
Yeah, so yeah, a Wayne Bray.
Yeah, and it works. It's a triple HEPA filtered space-age helmet.
And Natasha, I mean, she's cute in all circumstances.
But she looks so fucking hot in this helmet.
I'm not kidding. It is so adorable. I cannot stand it.
So if you want to see the most beautiful you've ever seen Natasha Leggero
and have a great comedy show and catch COVID-19, come to the Vets Hall.
Do we have the comedy show for you?
You could do it all tonight.
Right here in what venue are you doing that in?
The Vets Hall.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, right? The Vets Hall?
Yeah, the Vets Hall.
The Vets Hall?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, Vets Hall. Vets Hall. Vets Hall. Oh, OK. Yeah? Right? The Vets Hall? Yeah, the Vets Hall. OK. Yeah.
Yeah, Vets Hall.
Vets Hall.
Vets Hall.
All right.
So thank you all for being here.
And we're going to play some games today and give away
a bag of prizes to one lucky audience member.
But before we do that, I'd like to chat about movies a little bit.
And it's October, so it's Scary Movie Month.
So what I would like each of you to do
is recommend a scary movie.
I know Clay's already got one
because we were talking about it backstage.
You want to start us off?
Yeah, this is more of a thriller, I guess,
than a traditional horror movie.
There's a film that came out last year called Asphalt City.
It's starring Ty Sheraton.
It's got some really heavy hitters alongside Ty.
It's got Sean Penn in there.
It's got Michael Pitt and former heavyweight champion
Mike Tyson
is also in the movie.
And is he playing himself?
No, he's not.
Uh...
Would that have been better for his acting ability?
Yeah, probably.
He plays the firehouse chief.
It's a movie about paramedics,
and the scariest thing about it
is watching Sean Penn try to act opposite of Mike Tyson.
It is incredible.
And it's all like, they're paramedics in New York.
It's like the heaviest stuff in the world.
Sean Penn, he's sort of like that East Coast tough
like he was in Mystic River.
And he's just like, listen, chief,
you gotta understand, the man was beating his wife.
I had to mother fuck him.
And then Mike Tyson would say,
I know, but you can't technically do that.
That's not what the cop said.
The cop said you shot him.
And it's like, it's a little, it's a little scary.
Yeah.
Asphalt City.
Asphalt City, yeah.
It's got a lot of good actors.
There's a woman. She fucks.
Um, really good movie.
Hi.
I'm glad you knew the names of all the men in it,
and there's a woman who fucks.
There's a woman who's there for the fuck part.
Somebody look it up. It's like, it's gotta be Meryl Streep.
Yeah.
It's Dame Judi Dench.
All right, Asphalt City.
Let me write that down.
Beth, do you have anything?
Do you have a scary movie you can recommend?
Do you like scary movies?
No, I'm a wuss.
I just remember Free Willy really making me throw my popcorn
in the theater when he jumps out of the water.
Wait, you got scared at Free Willy?
Just when he jumps out, I wasn't,
you know what I mean, at that moment.
That's the last time I threw my popcorn in the theater.
Yeah, because he jumps out over that small child.
It's supposed to be triumphant,
but what if he came up a little short
and just crushed the male protagonist of the film
that was so excited to Free Willy?
Exactly.
I thought it was about, I just thought
it was about adolescence at first.
It was about a child who finally frees Willy.
I really am a wuss.
I had trouble walking home after leaving
the theater of No Country for Old Men.
That scared me so bad.
Get Out, I'm sure I screamed in the theater.
Oh, Get Out's a terrific horror movie.
Yeah, Get Out.
One of the best ever.
Yeah, I mean, I'm telling you, I'm a security cat.
So let's go with Get Out for your recommendation.
No, let's go with Free Willy.
You know, that's true.
Whale endangerment is a serious issue.
It's scary.
It's scary what's happening in the whale population.
It's scary what's happening.
I always post about the choices that my guests make
and then kind of have people vote which one they
think is the best.
And so it would be fun to say that best-selling
for a horror movie recommended Free Willy.
It'll make you seem really dumb and very easily scared.
Maybe it was Michael Jackson singing the theme song
that got you a little on edge.
What was it?
River Jordan.
Right?
Something like that.
Hold me.
Like the...
Na na na na.
Scary stuff.
Yeah.
All right, Moshe.
This is, you know, it's tough to follow up a movie nobody's ever heard of,
and a movie that's not technically a horror movie.
Doug, you're not going to believe this, but mine was Asphalt City, and it's fucking weird.
It's getting weird.
No, I would recommend-
Get out of his head, Clay!
Get out of Moshe's head, man. I would recommend the first movie that popped into my mind,
and it is a less thought of scary movie,
is the film Jacob's Ladder.
That always genuinely scared me,
and I remember being extremely disturbed by it
as a young man.
It's a bit of a psychological horror thriller
with Tim Robbins and I think, is Forrest Whitaker in it?
I don't know, somebody else is in it, And there's a woman in it who might fuck, and...
It's really good. So, Jacob's ladder.
There's a little kid in it, I think.
Who might get smushed by a whale?
I think he's... I think a famous kid actor's in there.
Oh, is that right?
He was in a lot of stuff at the time, I think.
It was Macaulay?
Holy shit!
That kid went through a lot.
He was left alone on multiple occasions.
Another famous horror movie.
That Home Alone 2 was really tough to pull off
to make it believable that a family of 16
would forget one of the same kid a second time.
Who went through burglars breaking in the first time.
They're like, eh, we'll forget him again.
In the first movie, does he ever get credit
for capturing those burglars?
Or do they just sort of throw themselves in jail
because they're so tired of being tortured by him?
Yeah, how does the first one end?
The web bandits.
I don't think the family knows.
I think the family thinks he's just making a story when they come home.
Oh right, because they're getting arrested and he's just in the window.
Yeah.
Well, I like that that movie had bandits in it trying to harm a child, but the scary part was still the furnace.
That was the scariest part of that movie.
Going into the basement. All right. Well, The Sixth Sense. Jacob's Ladder is probably the scariest by my estimation, but we'll see what the interview
has to say.
Wait, what is yours?
Are you going to tell us?
I don't have one.
How about The Sixth Sense?
I could recommend one if you want.
The Sixth Sense you think is a horror movie?
It was also scary.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I think if an image is projected on the screen, you get a little nervous.
Six Sets is a favorite of mine because every time I'm in a public restroom and you know
how some sinks are activated by putting your hands under the sink, I always wonder, like,
why didn't Bruce Willis just find out he was a ghost that way? Like, you know, because in the movie,
it takes him forever to find out he's a ghost,
but the first time he tries to get a paper towel
out of one of those...
out of one of those dispensers, it probably didn't work,
and you just be like, oh, shit, I'm a ghost.
That's what I say to myself whenever those things don't work.
All right, well, those are some terrific... It's early myself whenever those things don't work.
All right, well those are some terrific, it's early October so we don't need to go too hard
on the horror movie theme but there will be, I hope Beth you'll be okay that some horror
movies are gonna come up during the game portion of the show.
I won't know.
And I think, Clay how are you at movie trivia?
We'll find out.
That's so true.
He's right.
Fuck around and find out.
I'm just saying that my money's on you today.
Why?
It's mine's on Mosha, but I don't know who plays Fowlis.
No, Doug's played this game. It's mine's on Mosha, but I don't know who plays Fowlis.
No, Doug's played this game with me before.
I'm charming, I'm funny, I'm not good at this game.
I'm not either, but he keeps having me back.
That's part of the fun. That's why you're both back,
is because it's more about comedy than knowing the right answers.
You know what fucking chaps my high, Doug?
What?
Thanks, Doug. I hate it when I throw my voice?
I watch a lot of movies.
I really do consider myself pretty literate when it comes to film, and I cannot nail this
podcast in the trivia sense at all.
I feel like I should be better at this game than I am, but we'll see.
Maybe today's my day.
Yeah, we'll see how it goes today. It's really anybody's game. I am. But we'll see. Maybe today's my day. We'll see how it goes today.
It's really anybody's game.
I'm sorry I said all that.
No, I loved it.
Let's start over.
Hey, hey, hey everybody.
My name is Doug.
Oh, it's good to be here at Santa Cruz
where the beach hippies meet the mountain hippies.
Got it in.
Nailed it.
My favorite is the hippies across the street
against the light. Those are really fun.
They've got a few of those in this town.
All right, we are going to choose people
that you're going to play on behalf of,
now that they all have such confidence
in your abilities.
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We picked some name tags during the break
and there were some doozeys.
Stephanie, Beth is playing for Stephanie
who changed the motion picture, set it off to Stephanie.
A lot of the same letters are involved.
And Clay is playing for Brandon of the Planet of the Apes.
And Moshe is playing for Wade in Manhattan.
Good luck to everybody.
This first game we're going to play today
is something that I call Who Has My Pig?
People love it.
People love this game.
A few years back, Motion Picture came out
starring the great Nicholas
Cage in which he played a man who has a pig that is very important to him. He's very close
to this pig. He lives out in the woods and the pig helps him find truffles that he sends
for, he gets chefs to pay a lot of money to get these truffles. So that's his livelihood, and the pig goes missing.
And the movie is about Nicolas Cage trying to find this pig.
So that's why it's called, Who Has My Pig?
I'm gonna be playing, I'm gonna be doing
my bad Nicolas Cage impression,
and I'm gonna describe a celebrity
who Nicolas Cage thinks might have his pig
The three of you on stage just yell out as often as you want who you think it is
I'm talking about and the first person to get it right gets a point and we'll play a few rounds and one of you will be
Determined the winner. I was not paying attention to this first game during any of that
I was thinking about so many other things.
What were you thinking about?
Just, it's better if I don't share.
You're like, how do I get my hands on that helmet?
So, but you got the gist of it though, right?
That I'm gonna be Nicolas Cage.
Okay.
And I'm gonna describe a celebrity.
Okay.
And just guess who you think it is.
Thank you.
When you think you know who it is.
And every one of them starts off with, do you have my pig?
Or something to that effect.
Okay, here we go.
Do you have my pig?
You obviously love Halloween.
Because you were in Halloween.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
That is correct!
Wow!
That is the right answer.
Way to go.
This is the whole thing.
You obviously love Halloween because you were in Halloween, Halloween II, Halloween H2O,
Halloween Resurrection, then Halloween again, then Halloween Kills, Halloween Ends, are
you kidding me?
JLC, I even had the initials there at the end in case you were all hanging.
But Moshe, congratulations, you got that first one.
Cinema literate.
Here we go.
Round two.
Do you have my pig?
Do you have my pig, you fire starter?
Jibiru Mori.
That's correct. This was so stupid.
Do you know about my pig, you fire starter?
You may have been the first to die in Scream,
but did you bury my pig?
Which are you doing these days?
Burying less or burying more?
Sometimes I have to make these really easy for people to get them, but you're killing
it.
Thank you.
All right, Clay, this is like the triple toss-up on Wheel of Fortune.
You got to get this third one to stay in the game.
Matthew McConaughey. What if you were right? That would be so awesome. you gotta get this third one to stay in the game. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Matt Damon. Jude Law, Matt Damon.
Not the... This isn't a talented Mr. Red Play.
You said scream out whatever.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I'm just telling you it's wrong.
Oh, okay.
I think you may have my pig,
but who am I gonna call?
Pig Busters?
Oh, Sigourney Weaver.
That is correct!
Sigourney Weaver's the right answer. Thank God you got that. Moshe wins that game.
Oh my God.
That felt good.
It's that easy, Moshe.
Yes.
You really got good at this in the interim since the last time you were on.
Well, if the whole podcast was the game, do you have my pig?
I think I would have nailed it. Yeah, well, Beth got a point.
So let's see, just for fun,
I also have a tiebreaker in this game.
And let's see which one of you gets this one first.
Okay, ready?
Do you have my pig, Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
That is correct.
You are really running with this thing.
You are really killing it.
Cinema-literate.
I'm upset.
I'm upset.
I always throw in a real easy one at the end because we have to have a winner.
He already won.
It's true.
And all of those ladies, because it's October, Halloween month, they're all Scream Queens.
Yay. That was the theme running through that one also I know
something about all of those actresses they all fuck
Believe it or not. Okay, so Moshe, that means you get to go first in this next game and we'll just, we'll take
turns straight across.
We'll go Moshe, then Clay, then Beth.
And this is a game where you take turns.
It's one that I call ABCD's Nuts.
This is a spelling game, not a spelling game, a spelling game.
One letter off, but anybody has a chance.
I'm going to tell you the word of today and then you're going to take turns naming movies
to begin with each letter in that word.
So Moshe will be up first, he'll do the first letter, Clay
will do the second one, Beth, etc. I wrote down, for each letter, I wrote down a movie
in advance. If you match the movie I wrote down, out of all the movies ever made, if
you match me, you automatically win the game. But if you say any movie that begins with that letter, you're still in it.
And I decided to make the word, I watched a motion picture that I had never seen before
that was made for the Disney Channel called Halloween Town.
People of a certain age love it and everyone else is like, what are you talking about?
Not one member of this audience saw Joker 2, but there was a substantial group that
were like, Halloween Town!
Yes, they freaking know Halloween Town and I'm proud of them for that.
There's been four Halloween Town movies and I recently saw a documentary that doesn't
have a distributor yet, but if it ever does and you get a chance to see it, it's a movie about the town where they filmed
Halloween Town, because it's in Oregon, it's a small city in Oregon, where every year for
the whole month of Halloween, tourists come to just hang out there because a movie was
shot there that is from their
youth.
Should I watch it with my daughter?
I'm going to watch it out with my daughter.
Oh, watch it with your daughter, for sure.
I'm going to watch it with my daughter.
No, it's really, it's about a whole town that's, you know, everyone's into Halloween and they're
all ghouls and goblins and witches.
Oh, cool.
And they all have really elaborate makeup and it's actually, you know, it's not scary Beth, you can watch it.
That's who I meant, my daughter I was going to watch with her.
No, but I think a six year old can handle it. I really do. It's a cute, fun movie.
And then they made three more that the quality of those, I'm told, varies quite wildly.
Yeah, and it was over a rather long period of time, too,
that they made all the sequels.
Okay, so that's what we're spelling as Halloweentown,
and there will also be a theme that will emerge
that probably won't be too hard to figure out.
So, but you start first.
Moshe, just name any movie that begins with H.
100 Years of Solitude.
Okay.
It's the first one that came to mind.
Cinema Literate.
Who's in that?
I don't know.
No, it's a movie.
I'm not making that up.
It started as a book.
It was a book and they made it, yeah.
It's a famous book.
And then they made it into a movie?
Yeah.
It hasn't been released yet.
Oh, it isn't out yet.. Yeah it hasn't been released yet.
Wow that's you're really smart. Thanks. This game isn't name a book that might be a movie someday. But I wrote down... 100 years of solitude, right?
No.
No, the movie I wrote down is
House of Usher.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Hmm.
P and H.
He did he love to go there.
Okay, the next letter in Halloweentown
will be an A, so any movie that begins with A, Clay?
I'm not proud that I was thinking up O movies right now.
Uh...
Ho-hollow...
Halloween.
Oh, boy.
He's European.
Good Halloween to all of you.
Today I saw... I forget where it was now,
but we saw a Halloween decoration.
That was the word Halloween but
it was spelled hollow well like one of the L's was at the end next to the end
like why would how could somebody look at that and not realize or maybe it's
like a you know a good luck thing to you know miss pellet I don't know but yes the letters a clay asphalt city I never heard
of it prior to you bringing it up so that is not gonna be on here I'll keep
with most his book the evening though that's clearly not the correct way to go
but animal farm and they made that a movie? They did. They had babe technology and like, how about we handle the Russian oligarchy with it?
And it didn't go well.
It was a pretty rough watch.
Yeah.
I didn't, I don't think I ever saw that one.
I went with a movie I did say called Annihilation.
Wow.
Which while I was doing the research, I was surprised it's spelled with an A and not an
O. Oh, Oh, annihilation.
All right, Beth, you get the first L.
Any movie that begins with L.
Love, Actually.
Hey.
Doesn't fit the theme, but, uh...
Yeah, it could.
When you get your heart broken, you're annihilated. That's true, and it does happen to a...
How old is that kid in that movie that gets his heart broken?
11.
That movie's so old that they could go to the gate at the airport...
I know.
...to try to catch up with the adult woman that the child had fallen in love with.
No, no.
Or what, is he in love with a little girl?
She was just taller.
I think it was a little girl. She was just taller, around that age,
the girls are all taller.
Yeah, she was taller, so definitely out of his league.
But when your dad's Liam Neeson,
you know, he can talk anybody into anything.
Just takes her.
Yeah.
She was taken at the airport.
I wrote down, let the right one in.
Yes. Second L, going to Moshe. Little Big Man. Starring Dustin Hoffman as at one point he plays a hundred and
some year old man. Yes, stretching the limits of 1970s prosthetic costumery.
Just such a gloppy, disgusting face that they put on.
I feel bad for them whenever I look at it.
But speaking of disgusting faces,
and earlier, Nicolas Cage, I said Long Legs, the movie
that people absolutely love for some reason.
I wasn't that into it.
But people love it, right?
I didn't see it.
Yeah.
I definitely recommend that you not see that one.
If free willy is scary to you.
Look, I didn't go see it for a reason.
I've been protecting myself.
Don't fuck with long legs.
Yeah, OK.
Now we get, now you get the o.
I'm ready, baby.
I'm ready for this one.
You're ready.
You already thought of an o.
An I word.
Let's see.
On the waterfront.
What do you mean, what?
Well, I think they figured out that the theme isn't
black and white dramas from the 50s or whatever that came out.
Guys, we are panicking up here.
We're not thinking about the meta theme of the game.
Yeah, I've actually never thought
that I was going to go on theme with my guests, not even once.
You might still look into it.
I might accidentally.
Are you ready for mine? It could totally happen. No, because I still have to say what I picked for O. OK, not even once. You might still look into that. I might accidentally. Are you ready for mine?
It could totally happen.
No, because I still have to say what I picked for Ode.
OK, sorry about that.
That's OK.
I picked a movie from this year that got very good reviews
that I have not seen.
It's called Oddity.
Oddity.
Oddity, yeah.
But the next letter is W, Beth.
Long legs, oddity, annihilation, let the right one in.
And my guess is, where did you go, Bernadette?
That does sound like it's a missing person's drama, but instead it's just a woman who's
kind of flaky.
Yeah.
She just needed some time to herself in Antarctica.
Did you really see that movie? Loved it.
I heard it was, you know... It's good.
It was alright. Heard good things. Kate Blanchett.
She's good. Can't go wrong with her.
I'm gonna recommend the movie. Okay.
Do you want to change your answer from earlier to from free willy and get out where the fuck are you Bernadette
what the shit happened Bernadette where you could do it as a sentence where'd
you go Bernadette get out free willy thanks Thanks guys. Thought that'd get a bigger response.
I'm being honest.
I gave you a laugh into the mic.
You did, you did.
That was very nice of you.
Speaking of laughter though, this movie is both creepy and very, very funny.
I wrote down what we do in the shadows.
Sure. very very funny I wrote down what we do in the shadows yeah turned into a great
TV series that is going into its final season starts airing this month that Kyle
Milichek directed okay got it that's from earlier little green room banter
all right Moshe you can do this the The letter is E. Ender's Game.
That's definitely a movie.
Sir Ben Kingsley's in it.
It is a movie, and I do think it's based on a book.
It is.
The book is called Ender's Game.
Colon, the 100 years of solitude.
You're bringing a lot of literacy to this,
to this silly movie game.
But I wrote down Evil Dead 2.
Yes.
And now the second E, Clay.
All right.
We're going with the scary theme.
It's got to be Ernest Scared Stupid.
Oh.
Nice.
Did he win? He did not win, but... Scared Stupid. Oh. Nice. Woo!
Did he win? He did not win, but...
Ah, Scared is in the title!
I wish I had written that down.
But instead, I went with the sequel to Evil Dead 2,
Evil Dead Rises.
It was right there, I tried to give you a clue.
Close.
But, Ernest Scared Stupid, that's a good one.
Is that the one where he goes to jail?
I just know it's also based on a book,
The Importance of Being Ernest.
I think.
Nice.
That would be so funny if that was about Ernest B. Worrall.
Somebody should do a remake of Importance of about Ernest B. Worrall. Somebody should do a remake of
Importance of Being Ernest, but dig up the corpse of Jim Varney. There's only one
documented instance of true prophecy and it was when the importance of being
Ernest was written about future comedian Ernest B. Worrall. Look at this ball. Eeeew.
Hey, Vern. Hey, Vern.
Ernest goes to prison, I think.
Ernest goes to camp.
Not a prison camp.
What is that noise?
Does this...
That's the COVID alarm.
I was hoping it was a ghost.
Well... It's been a great show. This has been fun. That's the COVID alarm. I was hoping it was a ghost.
Well...
It's been a great show.
This has been fun.
Hey, to be fair, that's the first time
a smoke alarm has gone off
unjustified at a Doug Benson show.
That's pretty good.
Whoo!
I love this place because for a jazz club,
I mean, you know it's a jazz club because
there's signs everywhere telling you not to smoke because jazz musicians do like to smoke
and vape, but none of that's allowed.
I had to go out into the street like a common hill hippie.
Okay, Evil Dead Rises. Hill hippie.
Okay, Evil Dead Rises. Okay, so then we're back to Beth with the letter N.
You can do this. Just mind-meld, just think what's Doug thinking.
Nightmare on Elm Street. That's pretty good. That was such a good guess, Beth. It's a nightmare on Elm Street. Oh my God.
Doug.
But I went with Night of the Living Dead.
So, so close with the night, with the word night.
It would be funny though, Beth, if you were like,
Nightmare on Elm Street, which is a film I loved as a child.
Freewheeling freaked me out, but Nightmare on Elm Street, which is a film I loved as a child. Freewheeling freaked me out.
But Nightmare on Elm Street, that was like comfort food.
Okay, so the next letter, we're spelling Halloween Town,
so T is the next letter to the motion.
Oh, I stopped spelling. Okay.
Oh, T.
Toy Story.
I'm not trying to get the theme, I'm trying to stay in the game.
That's what I'm doing.
But also the theme could have been Jim Varney movies because he's the slinky dog in those
movies.
Is he slinky?
Yeah.
You're kidding.
I never knew that.
Yeah, that's earnest.
I love slinky dogs.
Has he passed away though?
He did.
Jim Varney passed away, but this whole episode is a tribute to him.
R.I.P. about 10, 15 years ago.
It's been a minute.
But for tea, I went with possibly not known by everybody,
but a great zombie movie called Train to Busan.
Oh, great movie.
Yeah, one of the most emotional horror movies,
so that's two reasons for you to skip it, Beth,
is that it's scary and then also very sad.
Train to Busan was really good.
Yeah, it's a really good one.
Uh...
Oh!
Is the next letter, and where are we at?
We're on clay.
Of Bison, it has some scary moments.
Curly's mean.
Tell me about The Killer Rabbit.
Instead of Of Mice and Men, I should have wrote that.
But instead, I wrote down a vampire movie called Only
Lovers Left Alive. You seen seen that one Moshe? No.
Because it's not based on a book. I said I'm cinema literate. Back to Beth with W.
Is there a movie called Werewolf in Paris? Yes, definitely. There's an American werewolf in London and an American werewolf in Paris, but both of those begin with A.
Oh.
Yeah, they were both American. The second one wasn't as good as the first one.
Okay.
But that's your guess?
No.
Give us another W. The that begins with W. Okay. I'm gonna have to put a clock
on this. You have ten minutes. Witches? Whose Witches movie? Based on a book probably called The Witches, but you know, because I'm somewhat literate.
Oh, what about witch?
No audience guesses.
Even if it's Steph?
No.
You might be able to use her in the last game, though,
because we do have a lifeline in the last game,
but not this one.
Anything with W. Or you could just tap.
No.
Whoa.
Wicked.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
It's not out yet.
It's not out yet.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Fuck it, motherfucking wicked.
Here's my problem with wicked.
Tell us. Is that, first of all they go, it's not gonna be one. Here's my problem with wicked. Tell us.
Is that first of all they go, it's not going to be one movie, it's going to be two. So
I'm already like how are they dragging it out into two movies? But then they recently
announced that the first of the two wicked movies is two and a half hours long. The source
material is two hours and fifteen minutes long. So they're adding fifteen minutes of
shit and then a whole other movie just to drag out,
just to get all the wicked people,
all the wickens to put their money down twice.
Yeah, remember when they made The Hobbit into three films?
Three, two and a half hour movies.
They made The Lord of the Rings into three films
and they're like, what about the 65 page one for children?
We'll do that there too.
And it's just like a Balrog running for 35 minutes
down a cave.
It's the most boring shit.
Yeah, the one called Desolation of Smaug
is just about Smaug.
He's just by himself the whole movie.
He's just desolated.
All right.
This is the last letter goes to Moshe.
Is this your chance? Wait, what was the answer? Oh, sorry. Thank you
for reminding me
Also based on a book I believe
warm bodies I
Think that was a YA novel. I would have never got it as they like to say
Moshe I may even give you an extra clue.
Why?
Is what I'm supposed to...
Okay, just let me admit that I don't know what game we're playing.
Am I supposed to be getting the theme here?
Yeah, it's all scary movies.
It's scary movies.
Okay, Nightmare Before Christmas.
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Is it?
Is it?
Oh my God. No country for old men. Beth. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Is it? Is it?
Oh my god.
No Country for Old Men.
Beth.
I love that 203 people on this panel think that's a scary movie.
I was scared to walk home.
Aging in this country is scary.
Nosferatu.
That's a great guess.
And there's a new Nosferatu made by the guy who did The Witch and The Lighthouse and The
Viking.
Oh, that's probably gonna be so good.
Yeah, I think so.
Eggers.
Eggers is his name.
But I went with a classic directed by Catherine Bigelow, a really cool vampire movie called
Near Dark.
Yeah.
So nobody wins. But don't worry about it. I'm just gonna replace the three of you with new guests
There's a lot of comedians at this festival standing by
No, we got another game to play and Moshe will get to go first again because he won that first game
And we'll do that after these messages. Yay!
We're back!
Yay!
We were all just singing
We are the Band of...
No, we weren't singing at all.
Not much was accomplished during the break, but I did say-
A lot of pees were had, and we heard a ton of poops as well.
We heard some pees and some poops, that's true.
We got one more game today and that is
going to determine our winner and who the prize bag goes to and it's a game
that I call the little search engine that could. I heard an awe out there like
oh what a cute name for a game.
Today, I typed a word into the search engine
on IMDb, the internet movie database.
And then I wrote down the top 10 movies with that word
in the title.
And your job is to take turns guessing.
We'll go in the same order again. We'll go Moshe, then Clay, and then Beth. And you take turns guessing, we'll go in the same order again.
We'll go Moshe, then Clay, then Beth.
And you take turns guessing, you each get three guesses.
Just name a movie that has this word in it, in the title,
and if it's in the top 10, you'll get points
for wherever it lands on the list.
Like number one is worth 10 points,
number 10 is worth one point,
and then there's, you can imagine all the points in between.
It's pretty similar to family feud
without them being able to litigate.
So there'll be three rounds,
so you each get three guesses,
but your guesses are one at a time and Moshe
gets to go first and the word is a very good spooky movie word but that's not necessarily
they're not all necessarily spooky movies but the word is night.
Night.
N-I-G-H-T movies with night in the title and you can go to your lifeline the person whose
name tag you've been you can go to them once for help at any point that you feel like you
need it I'm sure they all have some oh and you think I said earlier wiggling around in
their brain well I think I you know a lot of times people save it for the third and
by then a lot of titles have come out and then your lifeline is like I don't know and you don't want that to happen.
Well I'll do Night of the Living Dead. Oh really? Because it already came up once
today? That's pretty clever of you. I want somebody who's gonna do it.
Do you think I would actually have that a game where that's one of the
answers after it came up previously? I'll be honest with you, Doug.
It has to be on its own, right?
Night.
Can't be part of another word.
It can be part of another word, but it probably isn't.
The truth is, Doug, I don't spend a lot of time
thinking about the strategy in creating these games.
Only in winning them.
Well, that's a good thing because
it is number five on the list.
No, I do that to throw the guests a bone
and it's even funnier when they don't say the name of the movie
that already came up earlier in the game.
But you are on the board, Moshe, with six points.
Clay, what's your first guess for a movie with night in the title?
I'm going with the Barrier Breaking
in the Heat of the Night.
Oh, very good.
Interesting.
That's a older movie...
that I don't see here on the list.
But it was an exciting guess, Clay clay but for now you're you have zero
points but it's still anybody's game. What about can I do mine? Yeah but let me
just clarify just just to make it not throw anybody off night there's no night
isn't part of a word it It's definitely like you were saying,
just the word night.
So the aforementioned Nightmare on Elm Street
would not be on the list.
Okay, go.
Game night.
Game night?
Oh, number 11 on the list.
No points for that one, I'm sorry to say.
So Moshe's really running away with this thing.
This is number one on the list.
It happened last night.
Right?
Did I get it wrong?
It happened one night?
I don't even think that's the name of a movie.
It happened one night?
It happened one night.
It happened one night.
Number one on the list.
Clark Gable.
Yeah.
By the way, speaking of being cinema literate,
when Natasha got pregnant, we started
going through all of the best picture winners, starting at the beginning,
and making our way through one by one, and it's rough for a while.
And the first good movie is It Happened One Night. In my opinion, Is It Happened One Night.
I think it's also the first movie to win the Oscars for best picture actor, actress, and director,
and screenplay, like the top five.
And then later, Silence of the Lambs did that.
Oh, yeah.
Very similar.
Such similar films.
But unfortunately, It Happened One Night is not on the list.
Whoa.
That surprises me.
Yeah.
That is shocking.
Clay, we're back to you.
You come up with one that's towards the top here.
You're going to be in good shape.
We'll go to Brandon for this one.
What do you think, Brandon?
What do you think?
Fright night.
Fright night.
That seems appropriate for what we're doing.
Yeah, Fright Night sounds good.
Which one, the original or the remake?
The one that's on your list.
Ha ha ha. You son of a bitch. original or the remake? It is the one that is the original is number six on the list.
Very nice. So that gives Clay five points is one point away from Moshe. This is very, very exciting. But now we go to Beth.
Stephanie, do you have one? Oh, she's going to ask Stephanie for one.
I have a movie. I'm not sure if it's along the theme, but Night Catches Us.
Night Catches Us? Look.
That sounds fun. Night Catches Us.
Yeah. Thank you, Stephanie.
It's not on the list, but thank you. Look, we're still in the game, and that's
life, part of life
Yeah, it's true. You still have a chance here. You got a little time to think before it gets
Back to you again. Let's go back to Moshe did
Okay, I've got one, but I want
Can I ask my person if he thinks this is really good gonna be on the list and my mother?
I hope he already helps you once no he did oh, I'm sorry Wade my person if he thinks his is really good, gonna be on the list, am I allowed to do that? He already helped you once.
No he didn't.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, Wade didn't help you yet.
So you're gonna ask Wade if he thinks he's got a good one?
I'm not convinced the one that I've got
will be on your list.
Okay.
Am I allowed to ask that or should I just say it?
Well let's just look at him for a second,
does he look confident?
He's got thumbs up.
But wait, what does he mean?
He's like, I don't know.
Judgment night. I'm not ready for that. All wait, what does that mean? He's like, I don't know. Judgment night.
All right, well I wanted to ask. Wade was immediately, I got one better than that.
Oh really, you think you have something better
than an Emilio Estevez movie?
That movie loomed large in my adolescence
because it was the first movie with a soundtrack
where heavy metal and gangster rap bands got together,
or maybe it wasn't just gangster rap, it was hip hop groups,
got together and made a soundtrack together,
and I loved that movie.
It was huge and it would be on my top ten list.
And you've been a fan of RVs ever since.
But I'm sorry to say, Moshe, that is not on the list,
but that makes for a very exciting game we've got going
right now.
But I'm going to come back to you, Wade, to see what you
would have said and see if that would have been more helpful.
He still gets to use them once anyway.
You haven't used it yet.
That was three?
That was his third shot.
I could add a fourth round if you...
You might need to.
Just for Wade, I don't think...
Everybody agree.
He doesn't need that kind of attention.
Let's move on.
I forgot that it was only three.
Time-wise, we're running ahead of schedule, so...
Oh, that's good.
Clay.
I don't mind.
Clay.
Clay, it's your turn.
I'm going to guess there's a little bit of trickery in there with the spelling
and go with...
Don't do that.
No, never mind.
I will not guess that at all.
Doug!
Dark, Dark Knight is not on the list.
Okay, good.
Or, or Dark Knight Rises.
Oh man, I was gonna go with the Knight's Tale, which is so much sadder.
Oh yeah, yeah.
That's a good movie.
Also, Heath Ledger though. Let's do Last Night in Soho. I was gonna go with that night's tale, which is so much sadder That's a good movie
Ledger though. Let's do last night in so oh, oh
That was like number 12 or 13 on the on the list. Yeah, I'm sorry to say this is really
I'm gonna I'm just gonna say
I'm just gonna say...
It's between two. I'm gonna say nightcrawler.
Because we said it could be in a word. No, I said it's not in a word.
And nightcrawler is one word, so what's your other one?
Midnight in Paris. A Little Night Music which was originally a musical based on a
book based on that's not out yet but someday it will be a movie,
and it's called A Little Night Music.
No, I'm sorry to say, A Little Night Music
is not being looked up on IMDB today.
And that's sad.
It really is a sad story that it finally came to be, Moshe.
I finally put together a panel where you could win.
Moshe and Kasha is our winner!
Wait, but Doug, Doug, you're forgetting I had a winning streak actually once.
I won multiple weeks in a row when it used to be that you'd be a returning champion. But I won the same way every time,
which is just going, pass, pass, pass.
It was never from me. So I won!
Yeah, you did it.
Wade won. Sorry, Stephanie.
Do you want to give Wade the, uh,
you know, officially hand him the prizes?
Oh, yeah. Can we find out what his answer would have been?
Uh, yeah, give it, let him talk onto the mic.
Okay. What would your answer have been?
What were you gonna say it would have been?
Uh, my answer was gonna be the night before. Oh, that, like onto the mic. OK, what would your answer have been? My answer was going to be the night before.
Oh, that like Hanukkah Christmas and a third holiday.
Yeah, that's good.
Kwanzaa.
You think that's better than Judgment Night?
Is it on the list?
Can you tell us the answer?
If this was December, it probably would be.
Please, please.
I'm begging you to tell us some of the answers.
It's just like, do you think like on Family Feud,
Steve Harvey doesn't tell everybody
what the answers they didn't get were?
I'm begging you.
You don't have to beg.
It's cooked into the system.
Coming in at number 10, It Comes at Night.
Yeah, I don't know who it is, but I wouldn't...
I don't want to be there when that happens.
Down here at the Jizz Center.
Number nine from 1984.
I love this movie, Night of the Comet.
I don't know it.
Yeah, classic horror movie.
Very cool.
Number nine is a horror movie by some people's standards,
because it stars Kevin Hart.
And it's called Night School.
Aw.
Yeah.
I love Kevin.
Good old Night School.
Number seven is a movie that I'm not terribly familiar with,
because that's what happens in this game, is people
go on the search engine and look up such random things.
A movie called Night Hunter.
Yeah.
And that's two words.
Yep.
And then number six was Fright Night.
And number five was Night of the Living Dead.
And number four, you might be watching my guests
kick themselves over this one,
a pretty popular series of films.
The first one was called Night at the Museum.
Oh, dang!
Yes.
Followed up by Night at the Museum, Secret of the Tomb,
and Night at the Museum, Battle of Smithsonian.
They didn't make the list.
I'm just saying those were the other titles that
are hard to remember because they have too many words.
And then number three is a more recent horror movie.
What?
Sorry, sorry.
I thought of another one.
Sorry.
What did you think of?
Saturday Night Fever.
That's good.
You're not gonna believe how close you are,
but that didn't make the list.
Number three is-
Friday Night Fever.
You were very close.
The number three stars Wyatt Russell, Kurt Russell, and Goldie Hawn's Offspring, and
it's called Night Swim.
Wow.
Yeah.
You know, people are looking for, you know, movies, horror movies to watch this month,
I think.
Yeah.
And a number two, a movie I like very much that
stars a gentleman who has been a guest on not maybe not all of my podcasts but
some of them and it's called late night with the devil starring David Das Melchen
very okay that might be a horror movie you could handle was he sitting at the
desk of a late night show?
It's a talk show.
You see a whole hour.
I would never press play on that.
Yeah.
In fact, it came up on my TV and I was like, nope.
It's like, just follows like in the commercial breaks,
it goes behind the scenes, but it just follows in real time,
like a nighttime talk show where some.
It's actually footage from The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon.
Indeed, a very, very scary movie.
But number one, speaking of movies that aren't out yet,
it's a movie that's coming out on October 11th,
and if you drop the fever, it's just called
It's Saturday Night!
Yes, Saturday Night.
Honestly, I thought of that as well, but I didn't know that that was going to be...
I had it in my head because of just SNL.
I was like, I'm live from New York and it's Saturday Night.
If you'd have said that, you would have won the whole thing.
Well, I think it kind of feels like I did win.
I think it does.
I think we all feel like we're in the presence of a winner today.
Three winners, if you ask me, because you've been terrific. I think we all feel like we're in the presence of a winner today.
Three winners, if you ask me, because you've been terrific, terrific guests.
But since Moshe won, he gets to do his plugs first. What would you like to promote?
Oh, actually, can I choose to go last? So I can look them up?
Oh, okay. I mean, I don't mind waiting for you to look them up.
Oh, okay, then we'll do it like that.
Yeah, we'll just hang out while you look at your phone.
Do you want me to do a set?
Are you vaguely familiar with your own schedule?
Yeah, no, vaguely familiar.
I'm gonna be, yeah, I am vaguely familiar, but not specifically.
And there also is, now I'm very familiar with the fact that there is no internet service
at the Jizz Center here at Santa Cruz, California.
So, guys...
Do you want to step out into the courtyard?
I will be in Washington, D.C. at the improv
the weekend before the election.
So it'll either be great joy before great terror
or great terror before joy, depending.
And I will be in Seattle at laughs, November the 8th and 9th,
and San Francisco at the Punchline,
the 20th through the 23rd.
I'm also going to the Spokane Comedy Club
in the first week in December.
So please come see me
and listen to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast,
if you don't already.
applause Come see me and listen to the Endless Honeymoon podcast if you don't already. Bravo.
Well done. Clay Newman, what would you like to promote?
You catch me at Laughs out in Tucson.
I've got a couple other casinos in Arizona I'm doing. I'll be at
Kimmel's in Vegas and all over California.
Just go to ClayNewmanComedy.com.
That's my website.
That's crazy.
Beth Stelling.
I am also on tour, BethStelling.com,
and I will be in Vegas at Kimmel's Club October 25 and 26 in Dayton, Ohio
November 2nd at the Victoria Theatre in
Austin, Texas November 15th and 16th Kansas City November 23rd. It keeps going
What club in Kansas City?
I don't know
It's a weird name for a club.
I'm actually performing with Waxahatchee and Caleb Heron.
It's a fundraiser for tenants of Kansas City.
I was just in Kansas City for a very fun comedy festival, and I'm coming back.
Anyway, everything else at BethStillinginger.com, find me there.
Yeah, go see her.
What's the name of your tour?
Oh, the BodyCon tour.
Okay.
And I'm doing dates with Sarah Silverman as well,
so I'll see you out there.
Oh, okay.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Fantastic.
I asked about Kansas City,
because I've got a date coming up at the the Comedy Club in KC the KC Comedy Club
in Kansas City. You have to tell me how it is. When are you there? Missouri. I'm there in November. I think the 16th through the 18th and
Reno Calm will be there with me very funny
comedian and
You know for all of my dates, you know where to go. If I say it again, it sets off everybody.
Do you want to hear it?
Yeah.
OK.
All of my dates and deets are at douglovesmovies.com.
That's douglovesmovies.com.
Yeah.
Cacaw.
Wallet.
Shh.
That dancing?
Yeah.
That's fine.
People have been yelling that at me for years. But thank you very much to
everybody for coming out this afternoon.
And you know be sure to check out more shows at the Santa Cruz Comedy Festival.
Thank you to the festival for having me.
Hopefully we can make this an annual thing.
I'd love to come back next year.
You know, I'd just love to go down to the boardwalk
and see that shirtless guy playing the saxophone.
He's great.
That's my daughter. Lost Boys might be a little too scary for a six-year-old, but maybe eventually you could
say, that's the city we were in that one time.
I think she could handle it.
She just watched, we just watched all of the Harry Potter films together, and she was down
with Scary Voldemort all the way to the end.
That shit's fucked up.
Wow. Yeah, he is fucking scary.
He's scary.
He's super scary.
You're like, my god,
that guy must have sleep apnea.
Is it weird, Doug, that,
I know you're not a parent,
but do you think it's weird
that when Voldemort appeared on screen,
she said, goals?
Wizard goals?
I don't understand what that meant.
Better than what the other kids are doing, which is,
Haaa!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why? I want out of society.
I don't know.
And then also some, I've been getting a lot of bombastic side eye.
It's another one from the kids.
What is happening to the youth?
I just used to just do this.
Right. Suck it. Bring suck it back.
That was for the people that are here in the building.
You're editing that out of the podcast.
What do you think they don't deserve? A live show? It's just for the folks at home?
It's true, yeah. I tell people to come down for the
best-selling physical comedy.
My entire album will not make sense.
It's just heavy footsteps on recording.
Sounds like her mouth is making gross smacking sounds.
One more round of applause.
Round of applause for all of us. Motion capture.
Clay Newman.
Best Dilling.
Clay Newman's first appearance
on the show by the way.
Fantastic.
First time appearance.
And at the end of every
episode nowadays, I say
the last line
from a movie and I've got one for today but do any of my guests have a favorite
last line from a motion picture? Moshe do you have one that you like?
Oh I know no. There's a few like classic. There's there's some classic ones
I've always like most of them are just like the last thing somebody says and then the movies over like they're usually not yes
I've got a good one
I'm not going home
Not really
What's that? That's from Harry Potter one ah?
And it is a really good. It is a really good last line, and that was an amazing impression
All right, you want me to try it again? I can't believe we didn't know what amazing impression. Alright, you want me to try it again?
I can't believe we didn't know what that was.
Alright, you want me to try it again?
Yes.
I'm not going home.
Not really.
Pretty good.
Better, right?
Harry Potter's one of the greatest cockney characters
of the history of books.
I can't go home.
You're going home.
That's not home.
This is home.
That's Paul Hogan doing Harry Potter.
May he rest in peace.
All right.
Well, so because of the month that we're in
and because I gave away a bag of stuff that's
from the prequel to Rosemary's Baby, I found the last line of Rosemary's Baby.
And it's a very, it's a terrifying movie, especially if you're afraid of birthing the
devil and or a devil baby.
I don't know what it's supposed to be exactly. This is why you should support a woman's right to choose. Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woo!
Woo!
Sometimes the devil is just a feature road comic.
And sometimes they're the host of a talk show.
As always, and get ready with the closing theme please.
Aren't you his mother?