Doug Loves Movies - Mr. Skin and Scott Aukerman Guest

Episode Date: September 19, 2009

Doug and Scott quiz the founder of MrSkin.com on his favorite subject: nudity in the movies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies I don't know why this song started over, but I'm gonna go ahead and do the show over. Hello. Thank God some people walked across the stage

and interrupted my terrible attempt to write new lyrics to the awesome song by Hard and Firm that you hear, and that I get an occasional Twitter message about how it's infested in their brain and they don't necessarily mind it. People usually aren't mad. Is there a baby in the audience?

For reals? Oh my god, there's first ever baby at the fucking podcast. Give it up for that fucking baby. It was the orphanage shut down for the fall. You couldn't just leave it on their doorstep. You had to... Wow, a baby.

Well, I'll try to keep it down. This is, you know, I know what's about to happen. This is a great episode for babies. Hey, everybody. This is Doug Benson, and I love movies. We're coming to you live. Is that something I'm reading it?

We're coming to you live on tape from the ucb theater in los angeles i did a twitter contest um kind of in honor of patrick swayze's recent passing i uh asked the question what are my three favorite pastor patrick swayze movies and uh the winner was the person who guessed roadhouse red dawn and point break The trilogy of terrible movies that kick ass. And so that person, his name is Screenwriter. Is he here? He said he was coming. Guess he didn't.

His name is Screenwriter on Twitter, and he gets to decide who's the shithead at the end of the show. All right, here we go. Let's bring out my guests. Yeah, fire up the baby. Get the baby making as much noise as possible. My first guest tonight, I'm going to bring him out here one at a time.

This is the Comedy Death Ray co-curator and a good friend of mine, and you've probably listened to his Comedy Death Ray podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Scott Aukerman. Who is, yeah, sure. Who's very active on the Twitter, always with the funny comments about things that are going on.

Like that one right there. Right out of the gate, you had a good one. Thank you so much. That's nice. And I'm excited about our other guests that I'm going to bring out here in a second. I know, this is going to be a fantastic treat for people.

Someone I would say that no one has ever seen before. No one in this audience has ever... Well, they may have seen his avatar. Avatar! I don't know why my voice cracked on that. Are you getting choked up about this? Well, an avatar killed my father. So I'm a little...

It's really fresh. It happened two days ago. Between that and Kanye, I can't relax. I'm so, so sorry. But anyway, this guy is also active on twitter and so you may have seen his face on there but you haven't seen him like in motion like the people here first time on this stage yes and i've been i've been listening to him for years as a guest on other people's radio shows and i'm always fascinated by it and wish i could ask some of my questions so scott did you bring

those questions by the way? That's what this piece of paper is. You can clearly see that it's in my hand. Why do you have to do this to me? That was a little game that we were going to play. That was a game? Yes. Who won?

The audience. Scott, are you a connoisseur of on-screen nudity? I don't know if I would say connoisseur, because that's a French word, and I'm a patriot, but I enjoy it, sure. Well then, you, along with me, and hopefully everyone else will really appreciate that my second guest this evening is

none other than Mr. Skin. Some people are saying that, like, under their breasts. Mr. Skin. Mr. Skin. So Mr. Skin Mr. Skin So come out Mr. Skin There he is everybody That's what he looks like You were all

Picturing more nerdy Weren't you? Yeah Wait a minute He's a good looking dude Yeah Why don't you have like Some crazy bifocals

or an eyepatch or some shit or a wheelchair? Well, you know, a lot of people think I live in my mom's basement. I weigh 400 pounds and have glasses with tape in the middle.

Oh, no, that's Harry Knowles. Yeah. You didn't have to go and out him like that. That's awesome that you're like a totally dude that doesn't look like he has to watch nude scenes to make a living or whatever.

I'm so good looking, I can jerk off just looking in a mirror. What's the breaking news in nudity right now? Because I get excited about your tweets when you're like, so-and-so and so-and-so are going to have a lesbian sex scene. I love knowing that nine months before the movie comes out. George Clooney and Matt Damon are going to have a lesbian sex scene. What's the latest?

The podcast, we tape it one day, and then it gets on the internet several days later. So if a movie comes out between now and then. What do you think will still be hot news? Well, one of the things we were reporting on at MrSkin.com was that Darren Aronofsky movie Black Swan, there's a big rumor that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis would be hooking up sexually in the movie. And as you know from The Wrestler, another movie of his,

that the nudity's usually pretty good in his movies. Requiem for a Dream is another one. So we're excited about that. Yeah, but what about Fountainhead? Did Fountainhead have nudity? Okay, not everyone. That was boring as shit. Oh my god. I had to do heroin to get through that movie, and then I watched

Requiem for a Dream to make myself better. You know, Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream to make myself better. You know, Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream did a nude scene that's very rare. That is where you show bush only. In other words, no breasts, no butt, just bush. If you think about it, an actress... Julianne Moore got the bush only.

Short cuts, right? Probably the most famous bush only scene would have to be from Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone, the leg cross scene. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't even call that Bush, because it wasn't too Thatcher-y. Too Margaret Thatcher-y? It was pretty shavy down there, right? Doesn't there have to be a nice old-fashioned Bush to call it a Bush shot?

What is your definition of Bush, Mr. Spinn? Well, it's Bush. The problem is, if you're like a guy 23 years old dating girls now, you may not have seen a Bush in your day. I know, so it's exciting. You've got to tip people off. Or dating 12-year-olds. Old-fashioned Bush.

Yeah, I've thought about that. You know, historically, you do a full frontal scene, you show Bush in the 70s, 80s, 90s. In the last five or six years, it's... It's disappointing, it is. I remember Revenge of the Nerds. The landscape has changed.

Boom! Oh, I thought you were saying boom. You just got skinned! That is not a good catchphrase if you're talking to certain races so what let's let's take it off the nudity thing for just a second mr skin and how often do you just go to a movie and just watch it regardless of whether or not it has nudity in it well it's kind of tough because my job all day is to go through movies, but I fast forward through movies. I don't sit and watch the

whole things like you do, but I love going to the theater with my wife and seeing a film, but again, if you're a... If you're a... I guess if you're a baseball player, do you come home at night and throw the ball around? I don't know. So for me,

I don't go to as many movies as you think i'd go to that makes sense i i appreciate that answer i i you know it's like you said backstage you're like you're looking for the nude scenes you've got a focus yeah a lot of people got something to do a lot of people think well gosh you must have seen 10 000 movies and i, but really fast. Yeah, just till the good parts. Yeah, and then I pause, and then I keep going, and that's how I watch a movie. Do you get excited when you go see a movie, and you're like, oh my God, I bet there's a nude scene coming up, or do you?

Well, when I'm in a theater and something happens real quick, I mean, I'm pretty good at recognizing if it's nudity, but at that second, at that second. I'm pretty good at that too. Well, I'm saying if it's quick, but at that second is when I start thinking, when is this DVD coming out so we can really break it down frame by frame? And now with Blu-ray and HD,

boy, your business must be... Boobing. Business is boobing. Did you hear that, Mrs. Skin? She's used to it. She loves it. You know, Blu-rays really change things on another level.

Do you mean boob ray? Yeah. That's what it should be called. You know, it's six times the resolution of DVDs, and what it's meant to us... Do you mean sex times the resolution? I was trying to think of one, too, to be honest with you. You're totally getting double teamed.

Yeah, wave a flag when you're about to do one. I'll pause. But it's six times the resolution, so all of a sudden now these old movies... Resolution? Yeah. Wait. Resolute shit? Oh, no.

Too far. Too soon. So what's happened is we are finding scenes, nude scenes that we never knew existed. Like... Oh! You're like Indiana Jones. It's very...

Put on the hat and strap on the whip and go find some scenes. Very exciting. I'll give you a few examples. There's a movie, Thunderball, with Sean Connery. And there's a scene where he's on the raft with Claudine Auger. And we were able to, with the technology of Blu-ray, zoom in and you could see Bush hanging out of her bathing suit. Oh, total raft pussy. Yeah.

That is awesome. Yeah, so, I mean, that's the kind of stuff, I mean, the real... You're doing God's work. Yeah, exactly. That's my job. I mean, this is, like, the guys in the back in the content department come running out, found a new nude scene on Blu-ray, and that's a big, exciting moment. You've got to re-watch everything on Blu-ray, even, like, Back to the Future.

Wow. Just in case. Yeah, just in case, you know. Just in case that dude with the 3D glasses starts hanging some bush out of his... Hanging some bush. So what was the last movie you did see with the wife that you went out and saw a movie? She could help you out if you don't remember. It's been a long time.

Do you guys, are you outdoorsy types? Do you go mountain biking and stuff like that? No, I live in Chicago. Oh, do you? You ride the L. Yeah, we ride the L. No, not mountain biking, but

yeah, we go outside every once in a while. I want to learn everything. What do you do? Running the business takes up a lot of time. Obviously, interviews is a big part of my life. Takes up a lot of time. Twittering takes up a lot of your time. He's always there with the fresh new news.

How do you hear about it? Do you go on other websites like entertainmentweekly.com or something? Are they paying you to say that? Why did you say it that way? Otherwise known as EW.com, my Bible. Does anyone own entertainment W-E-A-K-L-E-Y yet?

Because I'd snap that up. That'd be fun. I like it. Go ahead, Mr. Scan. Answer the question. Do you have spies on set? Yes, we do We sometimes get some scoops

From guys on sets of movies But really, it's to the point now Where the people that work for me Have contacts and talk to people Film festivals Like you're learning a lot by having snoops at Toronto Not snoops, but spies at Toronto Exactly

Snoop Dogg, one of your snoops Well Toronto. Not snoops, but spies at Toronto. Exactly. Snoop Dogg, one of your snoops? Well, one of the things I... I'm going to try to ask a dumber question than that. I'm going to try to top it at some point during the podcast. That was brilliant. But let me ask really quickly, just because I have a movie I saw recently

I wanted to bring up, but have you seen anything lately, Scott, that you're excited about? Oh, that I'm excited about? I can't remember. Did you see Big Fan yet? No, I haven't seen it. Oh, I saw Big Fan. I saw it by the premiere.

Oh, well, I was and I saw it. Yeah, Big Fan is Patton Oswalt, our friend, the comedian. He plays a total football insane. Like, he's worse than De Niro in The Fan, how into it he is. Yeah, he's really creepy. And fortunately, no nudity in Big Fan. But I wanted to mention, it's bouncing around from, like, city to city, like, a couple weeks at a time.

So I just wanted to get a plug for Patton in that if you live in San Diego, Denver, St. Louis, Austin, or Salt Lake, it's coming within the next week or two. Oh, I check it out. I want to say that I saw a bunch of scenes of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and it's really funny. That comes out soon, right? It comes out

on Friday, so it'll be out by the time people are listening to this. It's super, super funny. Like, I went into it going, alright, whatever, and every scene was hilarious. Any nudity? Yeah. Oh, Bill Hader's character. Yeah went into it going, all right, whatever. And every scene was hilarious. Any nudity? Yeah. Oh, Bill Hader's character. Yeah, well, that's... Flashing his balls.

We don't get into balls. His 3D balls. Mr. Skin doesn't handle balls. Yeah, I made that decision early on. No nude dudes. Yeah, no. I want that to be in all movies. I want no nude dudes.

So what about Kate Beckinsale in White Out? Uncovered, 1994. What? White Out. This new one, White Out. It says rated R, and one of the reasons is for nudity, but it's not her? No.

Of course it isn't. I bet it's doodity. Yeah, it's total doodity. Wait, I'm going to take that one. Yeah, yeah. That's the first one I'm going to take. That's a good one, you son of a bitch. Don't be fooled by the R rating. It's total doodity. Wait, I'm going to take that one. That's the first one I'm going to take. That's a good one, you son of a bitch. Don't be fooled by our rating.

It's just doodity. Yeah, I like it. That's perfect. That made the trip. Listen, he could use it on the site. You could make the t-shirt. Let's divvy it up right now. Bumper sticker!

Kate Beckinsale did a movie in 1994 called Uncovered before she was famous. And it's one of my favorite naked while drinking a glass of wine scenes in movie history. But it's like a British movie, though, right? That ruins the nudity. I want her to get naked in an American movie. Like I'm fighting a werewolf and I don't have any pants on. What about Sorority Road?

Do you know about the nudity in that movie? Is it good? Yeah, we have a couple of girls in this Deja Kruitsberg. Nobody you've ever heard of. Girls in the shower. The obligatory shower nude scene. The movie didn't do that well at the box office, but both these girls look great topless in the shower.

All right. What about that, what's her name? What's her face from Transformers? What's her stupid name? Megan. Oh, that, what's her name? What's her face from Transformers? What's her stupid name? Megan. Oh, yeah, that one. Toe finger. That's what girls accuse her of.

I don't give a shit what her toes or fingers look like. Does toe finger play Batman and Spider-Man 3? No, I get... I keep hearing hisses from this side. Scott, Scott, I'm trying to make a dumber joke than you made earlier you're not supposed to try to keep topping yourself it's my turn

probably the number one most requested actress in the last year for me has been Megan Fox what about that movie coming out? well Jennifer's Body is her latest and unfortunately there was a lot of hype that she was going to be naked. If you watch the advertisements, if

you read the buzz on the internet, it was like, oh, you know, she's going to be naked, she's going to be naked. It didn't happen. She does have a girl-girl kiss, but no nudity. Who cares? Yeah. It's no nudity, a big disappointment. That's so Selma Blair, Sarah Jessica, that's the wrong name, Michelle Gellar.

Yeah, Cruel Intentions. You can't, Mr. Skin is too big. By the way, one thing about that make-out kiss, that girl-girl kiss that you're referring to. Cruel Intentions. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Selma Blair. The thing I remember the most. There's some spit. The spit line.

You could hang laundry on it. It was the best spit line in the history of girl-girl kissing. You should make a top ten spit line list. Hold on, let me write that one down. And who's the body double that everybody thinks is the actress,

but it's not actually that actress? Catherine Bell. In? Death Becomes Her. She's in place of? Isabella Rossellini. Yeah. But that's like, that's like I was kind of like, You've been skinned.

That could be, I was like, that could be somebody else when I saw that. I'm talking about like, you know, like isn't Julia Roberts, aren't all the close-ups

of her body parts somebody else in Pretty Woman? Except at the hour and 35 minute mark of Pretty Woman. Where's my pen? Where's my pen? That breast shot is Julia Roberts. It is not a body double. But you're right. Shelly Michelle did the body double work on the poster and some other stuff.

But there is an actual Julia Roberts breast shot one hour and 35 minutes in. But don't you risk seeing Jason Alexander around that same time? Yeah. There's always risk stuff. That makes it hotter to me. Do you think Jessica Alba will ever wise up Marissa Tomei style?

The older she gets. Yeah, a little older. Let's do this. I'm definitely hopeful. Right? Because she's the biggest holdout of all time. Her whole thing Yeah, a little older, let's do this. I'm definitely hopeful. Right? Because she's the biggest holdout of all time. Her whole thing is, I'm sexy, and yet she never gets naked in anything. She played a stripper in Sin City that wore long pants on stage.

How do you pull that off? Well, you know, they didn't have a hole in the ass. No. They were chaps. Yeah, no. I wish they were. But also, black and white is also just such a cheat. I'd get naked in black and white.

I'd have to apologize to everybody. I'd have to call Taylor Swift and apologize. These jokes are going to be very fresh a week from now. Yeah, that one was too much. It might be the first edit in the history of the show. So, what I would like you to do, you recently named, Mr. Skin, the top 100 best nude scenes of all time?

Yeah, this summer was the 10-year anniversary. We launched the website on August 10th of 1999. Thank you, thank you. It's okay, girl. Sit it out. Yeah, I know. There wasn't one girl that applauded. I noticed that. So in honor of that, this summer we released

the top 100 nude scenes of all time, counting down 100 to 1. We released 10 a week. Released? Come on, guys. 10 a week. I can't believe we missed that one It was right there, you didn't have to change anything I know, I could have just repeated it

Released And then the week of The week where we launched 10 through 1, I debuted that on the Howard Stern show a few weeks ago Okay, I did not listen, neither did Scott I did not listen So what we'd like you to do is, because I like

to play games on the show, is you name the actress and what number they came in at, and then Scott and I have to guess the movie. Whoever can guess it quicker. Do we buzz in? Just shout it out. No, whoever says the stupidest pun, I'll just

turn to them right away. You're in trouble, Doug. I just got burned by Mr. Skin AKA cancer Alright here we go Alright Number 10 On the greatest nude scenes In the history

Wouldn't it be horrible If Mr. Skin Was just because he has Skin cancer And he's like I might as well start a website about nudity just so people don't feel bad for me.

Alright, here we go. Number 10. Number 10 on the list. The greatest female nude scenes of all time. Number 10. Anne Hathaway. Yes. Stop or my mom will shoot. Havoc. You got it. Havoc. Bam. Havoc. Terrible movie. Well, a coming of age movie. But worth it. You got it, Havoc. Bam. Havoc. Terrible, terrible movie.

Well, a coming of age movie. But worth it, but worth it. Coming of age movie. Never heard of it. Princess Diaries 2, hanging out with gangbangers in East LA. She took him out in the gay movie, Brokeback. But nowhere near as good a nudity as in Havoc. Yeah, but God bless her, because you're seeing dudes fucking each other,

and then like, oh, but there's some lady boobs. Thank God I'm able to watch this as a man. Do you disqualify Brokeback Mountain because she's having sex with a gay dude? No. You don't have that kind of... It's still good. We don't have that clause in our contract. It's still good. It's just not as good as Havoc. Alright.

I'm shutting you out so far, Scott. Okay. Sorry. It's one to zero. Who's number nine? Number nine on our list is the most popular, most searched actress in the history of MrSkin.com over our 10-year life. And the actress is Alyssa Milano. Oh. The movie she was naked in.

Which one? She was naked in a few. Okay, how about this one? The Citizen Kane of Celeb Nude Vampire Movies. Oh, yeah. What was that called? Coover? Cooverness?

Parpadome? What are you doing? I'm hoping some syllables will be strung together. You'll just guess? Slambow floor? Like that? Really close. Vampire movies?

Yes. She kind of got naked in that Mark Wahlberg stalker movie, right? What was that called? What was that called? Fear. Can I tell the name of the...

It's Embrace of the Vampire. Ah, shit. Yeah. Not Interpoon with a vampire? Okay, number eight. Number eight, the actress is Eva Green. You might know her as Vesper Lynn from

Casino Royale. She did a foreign film off the charts, nudity-wise. Eva Green. The Temptation of Eva Green. No. It was that dirty. She got her name right there in the title. I don'tation of Eva Green. No. It was that dirty.

She got her name right there in the title. I don't even have a guess. Bertolucci. Dreamers. Oh, yes. Oh, that was like a three-way, though, so there was a couple of potential dicks Yeah, but she was naked from start to finish, so...

Okay. I can't even tell you the best thing about her. I call it from S to F, but you could say start to finish if you want. All right. What's number seven? Number seven, and remember, I can only choose one nude scene per actress for this list. Number seven, Halle Berry.

Oh, that's got to be Swordfish. Swordfish. Now, people may say, what about Monster's Ball? Monster's Ball came out six months after Swordfish. The impact, the cultural impact of seeing Halle Berry topless for the first time. Right, but also Swordfish was like She's sitting there

Sunbathing And Munster's Ball She's having horrible Ugly sex with Billy Bob Thornton Exactly I was going to mention In one scene

She's not having sex With Billy Bob Thornton So that helped Oh she's just naked Hanging out In Swordfish She's just hanging out Naked

Hugh Jackman's standing there Right Yeah I can deal With Hugh Jackman standing there. I can work around that. He's almost like a lady. I do what I do in every Hugh Jackman movie. I just pretend it's me. Right, that's how porn works, right?

Same as Wolverine. That's how that works. Brian Posehn says he never watches porn because he doesn't like Dudes dicks in there I find that hard to believe That's so hard to believe Yeah He's such a liar

I find it hard to Number six Are we at seven? What about I think we're at number six Yeah Halle Berry was seven So number six And the greatest nude scenes

Of all time From my favorite era movies That teen sex comedy 1980 to 85 Love it Greatest time ever for movies. Kelly Preston. Porky's.

No. No, no, no. Porky's too. Porky's made my list, the group shower scene, but not in the top ten. Kelly Preston. It took place in the 50s, right?

Yeah. It was a period thing. Doug McKeon was in the movie. I know the movie. Who's Kelly Preston? Is she the one with that dead son? I'm trying to place her. She's the one with,

she has a live son as well, I believe. Oh, okay. Or a daughter. She's got a daughter. The daughter's in their new movie, Old Dogs, with the three of them.

It's a teen sex comedy from 1985. I want to say doubt, but that's not right. Genders? It's a one name, one word movie. Yeah, it's one word.

And it took place in the 50s. Well, speaking of that. What was it It's a one word movie name. Yeah, it's one word. And it took place in the 50s. Well, speaking of that. What was it called? Mischief, 1985. Doubt, mischief. I'm telling you, this undressing scene, 59 minutes in. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, she's got some, I remember, I knew what movie it was. You know the movie. I knew what it was. You knew that it was based in the 50s. Yeah, yeah. And her one scene with Tom Cruise having sex in Jerry Maguire is pretty hot, too. All right. Oh, yeah.

Number five. Number five on the greatest nude scenes of all time. Marissa Tomei. Oh, the hot... Which one? Well... Is it the wrestler or is it the devil? It wasn't the wrestler.

The other one. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. You got it. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. I don't remember titles in movies anymore. Really? I'm horrible at it now, yeah. Wow.

I smoked pot for ten more years. See what happens. So it was Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. But see, there you have Philip Seymour Hoffman. No, not the scene with Philip Seymour Hoffman. The one where she's walking around in the kitchen bedroom with Ethan Hawke. She's just cruising around. Ridiculous.

But that was such a long time coming. Well, that was another thing. There was a lot of build-up waiting for her. Why don't they do it when they're young and hot, though? You know? I'll tell you what. They don't have to. Her body at 42 or 43 when she did the scene

looked like a 24-year-old body. You make a good point. It was awesome. She was awesome. I will see any movie she's in on the chance that it's going to happen again Even if she makes Baboon Heart 2

With Christian Slater Alright Number four Number four is kind of a surprise It's a movie from 2009 The actress is The much-scienticipated Jessica Biel

Oh, she played a super I'm the only guy that's seen this movie, so I don't expect you guys to know. Fever Dream or Blue something? Powder Blue. She plays a stripper, has a three-minute strip tease. Is it any good? No, but is the scene any good? Fourth greatest of all time.

I'm telling you, it's unbelievable. She does the swings around the pole. She comes out, takes her top off. The scene goes on for three minutes. Caps it off by pouring hot wax on her breasts. And as you guys know, anyone out here, Jessica Biel body doesn't get much better in Hollywood. In Hollywood. Yeah, but in Bulgaria.

In Bulgaria. Look out, Jessica Biel. Nice try. Yeah, but I'm noticing this is a classy top ten. There's not a lot of Bush in your top ten. Number three is. Here we go, number three. I set it up beautifully.

Nice setup. I've actually already mentioned this scene. Sliver. Sharon Stone. Oh, basic instinct. Yeah, the leg crossing. Without question, the most famous nude scene in the history of film is Sharon Stone's leg crossing. It's been parodied.

Everyone knows it. She claims she didn't know that the camera would see that. Which is like, well, then why not wear the underwear if the camera's not going to see that? Method. You know, a lot of people forget. I mean, way night. I want the feeling of everyone seeing my vagina, but I trust that this foreign director,

which one was it, Verhoeven? Yeah. Yeah, like he's not going to go for that. But a lot of people forget that Wayne Knight, Newman from Seinfeld, was one of the interrogators. No, I do remember that, and that's why I don't go back to that as a great nude scene. No, you say it's the most famous.

Why isn't it number one? Because number one is the greatest of all time. It's greatest. It's number three. It's not like I put it at 92. Yeah, three. You're saying it's not just cultural impact. He had to rank 100 of these.

Well, right. Well, star power, quality of the nudity. But cultural impact to me was huge. In other words, are these scenes that you've mentioned to your buddies, you talk about, you've seen them, you talk to them. I mean, cultural impact was huge here. Now, number two isn't someone

actually on the crapper, though, I hope. No, no. That was almost as dumb as your jokes. Well, don't laugh. We did a top ten. Every week we do a top ten at our site, and we did a top ten naked on the potty. We did a top ten. Every week we do a top ten at our site, and we did a top ten naked on the potty. We called it poop tarts.

We did, and they're ours. Now, when you say we, do you mean like you and a monkey in a basket? No, my crack editorial staff helped me with that. How many people is on staff at MrSkin.com? I have about 35 employees. Wow! And where in Chicago are you? You want to know exactly? No, no, you don't have to give us the address,

but like what, like an exciting, bustling part of Chicago? It's a neighborhood called Bucktown, which is just outside of downtown. Fucktown. And do... Does everybody... Does everybody, when they come to work each day Like do they have to like kiss your ring or something

Like that's a pretty sweet Oh I gotta look at nudity all day In an awesome city They do strip down and put trench coats on at the door So that's the only thing Oh that's a weird work environment It's not because of the nudity They're all Inspector Gadget fans

Okay number two. Number two is the most famous actress in the world, Angelina Jolie. What movie was she naked in? Well, there was that. She's been naked for 13. Can it be Made for Cable? Gia? Gia, yes.

Oh, Made for Cable. You tricked me on that one. The scene walking down the hallway with Elizabeth Mitchell after they had hooked up, and then Elizabeth Mitchell was trying to leave. Yeah, she's in Lost and then now she's going to be in Fast Forward. She stands around with her boobs out for quite a while, as I recall.

That's the thing. A lot of people don't know Elizabeth Mitchell from Lost was the girl who got naked with Angelina Jolie and Gia. I love it. We watched that together, Doug. Up against a chain link fence. I thought this wasn't going to come out Oh lord Alright so what's your number one

Number one Should we try to guess without the actress I think I can guess it Because it hasn't been in the top ten And it's certainly top ten No Wild Things is probably in the top twenty Wild Things made my top twenty That's my number one

It's just the most iconic, oh my God, someone just got naked that I wasn't particularly expecting it moment. The music, the visuals. Oh, the one that is number one? Yeah. Oh, Harvey Keitel and Bad Lieutenant. It's got to be. It's got to be. When he's jerking off the car full of nuns.

Yeah. That's got gotta be it No The number one is Phoebe Cates Getting out of the pool In Fast Times at Ridgemont High No question Of course

Greatest nude scene You know When you think about it How many nude scenes Where you hear a song Like if you're driving in a car And you hear moving in stereo What do you think about?

You think about Phoebe Cates Getting out of the pool The impact of Benjamin Orr's Death hat on the rest of the cars and how it made Rick O'Cassick not want to do the reunion and so Todd Rundgren stepped in. Oh, wait.

That was good. That was a nice piece of work. Yeah, good work. Now, when they made the movie Knocked Up, did they come to you first, or did... Ask this question backstage. Oh, okay, good. But I wasn't there. So, did they come to you first, or did they just do it and assume that since they're not actually stealing anything, that they can just do it?

Well, what happened was, the summer before Knocked Up came out, I got a phone call from a lawyer at Universal. I'm like, oh, geez, what does this guy want? And he said, listen, the guy that put out 40-Year-Old Virgin, his next movie, he wants to know if he can put your website in the movie. And he goes, trust me, it's going to be good publicity. Now, I have so many people that say to me, why didn't you charge them money to put your website in the movie? But my feeling was, if that guy that did 40-Year-Old Virgin, we're talking about Judd Apatow, if his next movie, it's got to be big. I didn't know what

it was going to be. I didn't know anything. But I thought, you know what? Let's not put up any barriers. Yes, I'm happy to sign. Where do I sign? I did so. And as it turns out, from the standpoint of product placement in a movie the only thing I could think of that's better is Reese's Pieces E.T. because the way they promoted MrSkin.com and

Knocked Up you couldn't have asked for a better product placement in a movie. But I did start going a few weeks ago to a website where you can fuck candy I did it I a few weeks ago to a website where you can fuck candy. I did it. I got a worse joke in than you, Scott. I love you wanted to bail on that.

I knew. Two words in. I was so like, I've got nothing except for weirdness. But I started. This is just going to be weird. I have a question. Do you have to pay for all the studios to use the clips online? Actually, when I started the website, that was the first question I had for an IP attorney

because I didn't want to raise money, quit my job, start this website, and have it shut down in three months. No, because we're reviewing the movie. We're showing, like Ebert Roper will review a movie and show a minute of the movie. We're reviewing a movie for the nudity. But what's happened over the 10-year history of the site, we're at a point now where over 75 movie studios, PR firms, believe it or not, send us screeners.

Well, yeah, if they have nudity, they want the word to get out about it. You think the guys at Powder Blue are happy I'm talking about this movie right now? Yeah, because people are going to click on it. But what about the people who, like, that's the only good thing about their movie from 20 years ago, and they want people to buy the movie because they want, you know, say if Fast Times at Ridgemont High was a bad movie, and the only great thing about it that anyone talked about was Phoebe Cates is naked in it, and they could go on your website and pay whatever it is and look at her as many times as they want.

In that instance, it goes back to fair use because we're reviewing the movie for the nudity. But hey, here's the thing. We get 5 million movie fans a month to our website. Movie fans. Well. How dare you. Boobie. Boobie. Boobie fans.

Yeah. And we... Right. But I am a movie fan and do have a somewhat encyclopedic memory of nudity. I put together... Jesus. I put together... I spilled my water. I put together a Leonard Malton game that we're not going to have time to play

but it was all my favorite nude scenes because I can just sit and think of, oh, so-and-so in this movie and blah-blah in that movie. It does kind it's it does kind of especially for a male I don't know how women feel about it but for a dude growing up you really remember the you know you have you get a set of favorite nude scenes totally I remember mine is anything what's your code of banning what why did you step on

that's alright this horrible anyway actually no wild things is my number one, but number two is Creator. I remember when I was 15 with, what's her name? Mario Hemingway? No, no, no, the other one. She was in that wine movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Virginia Madsen? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she had some good... I remember when I was like 15. She had a run there where she was naked and everything. Oh, my goodness. Check out a movie she did called Class where her top gets pulled down. It's one of the best right breast only scenes you're going to see in a movie.

What's the best left breast? Yeah, what's number two on the right and what's number one on the left? We try to be fair and balanced on this show. Yeah, we're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights.

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We're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights. We're all about women's rights. of movie shows. Okay, so... What is... I know that you went for cultural impact, but what is your favorite? What did you...

What got you into this line of work? Well, my... I mean, Phoebe Cates is my favorite. I wouldn't put it number one if I didn't think so,

but the one that really got me started on the road to nudity in movies, I was a kid in the early 80s and we got cable TV and a Betamax, and all of a sudden I taped my first movie on HBO or something, and it was Bobby Joe and the Outlaw, a 1976 drive-in movie. Oh, that's a good one.

That featured Linda Carter, Wonder Woman, naked four times in the first 33 minutes, and I'm thinking to myself, if Linda Carter, this woman in this dominatrix outfit I see every Saturday morning, has done nudity, who else has? And I've been on a quest ever since. Now, is that out on Blu-ray? Magical quest. No, it's not out on Blu-ray yet. But do you just ever return to that one and just jerk off and you're in heaven laughing at the little boy

why doesn't my wife answer that question over there no I actually have the movie poster at my office so I'm a big fan it's a movie that had a big impact on me obviously just once again for everyone listening it's called Outlaw Josie Wales

and some of the best on screen nudity the Outlaw Josie Jones Sandra Locke of the best on-screen nudity. The Outlaw Josie J. Sandra Locke getting great is what he's referring to. Wow. But there's a lot of, that's the thing. When I was growing up, there was a lot of movies where the whole point was to just be violent and have lots of nudity. Yeah, like the Death Wish movies.

But even like, you know what I mean, like Big Bad Mama and stuff like that. Would you say, to ask another serious question, would you say computers and the fact that anyone can see porn nowadays anywhere has lessened the amount of nudity that you will see in cinema? Possibly. Cinema. He said at the end there, cinema. Sorry, skinima. Serious question time.

I think it's a give and take, because maybe there's not as much nudity in the mainstream theater releases like there might have been in the past but think about it. There's way more straight to DVD stuff. Think of all the TV series now that we didn't have before that have nudity. I mean, we're calling

some of our best nudity in the last couple of years. Oh, I see you're reporting every week on True Blood. True Blood. I mean, Entourage. I nuts on that I mean Entourage I mean Californication Entourage though If it doesn't say nudity Before it starts

I'm out It's like if you're not Even going to get Some cute girl naked Then what is the point Of all of this Well Entourage The girls are not only

You know naked They're beautiful So they really get Some hotties But yeah so There's I think there's Much more nudity,

it's just not coming from... What's the ugliest nudity you've ever seen? Glenn Close, Fatal Attraction. Why, because she looked like George Washington? No. I would say the one that's probably most disturbing... The girls used to look like Abraham Lincoln

down there, but not anymore. The one that is most disturbing, I think, to people at my website would be Jessica Tandy and Camille. Now, she was 84 years old going for a skinny dip. And to put it in perspective, it was four years after driving Miss Daisy. After she died. Yeah, I mean, not after she died, no. But she goes for a skinny dip And I can tell you that it is not one of the most

Searched pages at our website It's like somebody saw her in her bathing suit In Cocoon and went, let's take this up a notch Are you required by law to have that on your website? Well, one thing About MrSkin.com We do not discriminate if you're 18 or over Even if you're 18 or over.

You should have like an NSFA. Even if you're 84 years old, we'll have it. NSFA, not safe anywhere for those scenes. It's horrifying. You don't put them on there, though, do you? On the site? Physically, me? Yeah, no, I mean, can we see that scene of Jessica Tandy naked?

If anyone wants to go log in, go ahead. And I'll make sure you have a free lifetime password so you can get in there. That'll be the first one you go to. That's awesome. Do you ever think about that? You as a kid with the Betamax and just how low-fi it is. And now we're in this golden age of just like, look at the possibilities. When I used to pause,

I was pausing on VHS and it'd be real wiggly. You couldn't see anything. Now with DVD, it's like a high-def picture. It's great. We've really come a long way. We really have. You ever think about how did the cowboys in the 1800s masturbate?

I bet they couldn't even do it. A lot of people don't have healthcare in this country, but everyone's got access to porn. And for a small membership fee, access to MrSkin.com. I'd like to thank you for being here all the way from Chicago.

Just flew in today. Thank you so much. Scott Aukerman, do you have anything you need to plug at this time? Comedy Death Ray Radio is a podcast that if you listen to this, you might like. Yeah. The end. And I'm going to be in a few places in Texas. I'm going to be at La Zona Rosa in Austin, Texas at the end of September.

And I'm going to be at Wise Guys in Utah on the last Sunday of September, I think it is. And all of my tour dates are on my MySpace page. And because the winner of the contest that I held earlier on Twitter,

Screenwriter, chose this, until next time, Stephanie Meyer is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch a brother talk. He hides a fault, his view and prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause

Doug loves movies!