Doug Loves Movies - Natalie Morales, Riki Lindhome, Kyle Anderson and Kevin Kraft guest

Episode Date: October 18, 2017

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. This is I Love Movies. Coming to you from our OG spot, the Upright Scissors Brigade Theater, Franklin location in Los Angeles, California. It's Tuesday, October 17, 2017. And I had a great time in Atlanta

at the Variety Playhouse, and the premium ep that was recorded there will be available in about a week in the comedy album section of iTunes for two bucks. Lots of amazing name tags there. What? Rocky.

Rocky? Did you change the word Rocky to Aaron? Is E-R-I-N even the man spelling of Aaron? Okay. That guy's not used regular communication... ...techniques. Dave Hart said a Braveheart. Do you see how that works, Aaron?

Dave Hart said a Braveheart. Do you see how that works, Aaron? And perhaps one of the few Halloween-themed ones, Patrick or Treat. Yeah. People have mixed feelings about it. Can't win them all. Thank you to everyone who brought name tags, and good luck to each and every one of you.

There's plenty for my four guests to choose from. Doug Plugs, Douglas Movies is back here at UCB next Tuesday. Same bat time, same bat room. But in the meantime, I'm going to Raleigh, North Carolina to do a late night stand-up show this Thursday. Bring your name tags. We will play Last Man Stanton with audience members.

And also bring name tags for sure to Douglas Movies on Saturday at 420 at Good Nights. More stand-up shows and podcast tapes can be found at DouglasMovies.com That's DouglasMovies.com Yeah!

I like that you guys are a cagey bunch because it felt for a second there like you weren't gonna do it. Like there was a nice you know, LA still got the dramatic pause down. Or you could just be on the same page as me

and it was a different kind of pause. In the prize bag we got a a Douglas Movies T-shirt, a promotional tool CD, a Star Wars pen. I mean, it just says Star Wars on it. I don't know what else about it is from that place a long time ago, far, far away. Some blunt wraps, some raw, whatever that is,

like it's like a fused hemp wick. That's important, it's healthier to use a hemp wick. I say fuck it. Sounds like a character from Willow and I didn't like that. Sounds like a character from Willow And I didn't like that Um A tiny Peacemaker

Pipe and A Getting Doug with High mug And one of these things where you like You take it it's a little rubber thing It's also from Peacemaker and you Roll a joint around it It just gives you a nice

end to suck on. I know that's probably not the best prize to end on. But I'm very excited about my four guests and the potential guests that they have. Potential gifts.

Potential guests. My guests have brought guests. Please give a warm welcome to Kevin Kraft Kyle Anderson Natalie Morales and Ricky Lindholm all of them are here I don't know if you guys are like professional audience members but you're good I hired them they are making seven people sound like 400 I'm bad with numbers right now

and hearing and everything like 400. I'm bad with numbers right now. Hi, everybody. Hearing and everything. Just make sure everybody greets the crowd. I'll introduce you guys individually and I'm kind of a feminist so I'm going to introduce a dude first. Alright.

Because I think that's what women want. No, it's because he's our first time guest. He's the only first time guest on the show tonight. Let's hear it for Kyle Anderson, everybody. Hi, Doug. Host of Up All Afternoon on the EW radio on Sirius XM. Yes, sir. I think that's 105 on their dial.

See, you are good with numbers tonight, aren't you, Don? Oh, well, I got that one right. We'll see what happens when I bring the other guy from Sirius on. I don't think I know his number. You know what? I do know your number. We'll see if I know it a few minutes from now. That's the great thing about marijuana,

is you're constantly surprised by your own abilities. Lack thereof or how amazing they are. Keep swinging either way all the time. Kyle, you've listened to the program. I've been on your show when you were on with a lady friend. True. Did you guys break up? Yeah, it was a bad breakup.

Was it bad? No, it was fine. Okay. We both got our own shows. We both won. Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah's bad breakup. Was it bad? No, it was fine. Okay. We both got our own shows. We both won. Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah. What's hers called?

She's still doing L.A. Daily. L.A. Daily with Julia Cunningham. Correct, sir. All right. You got the better title. I'd like to think so. I was going to say. Because I like to think that I'm the Rhonda Shear of Entertainment Weekly Radio.

Shit yeah, Rhonda Shear. She hosted a thing called up all night and his show is up all afternoon yeah the highest person here actually gets the jokes but thank you for being here

and I would love to come on up all afternoon I hear you have like a guy on every Monday and all you do is talk about what happened the night before Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me, sir. I would love to come on up all afternoon. I hear you have a guy on every Monday, and all you do is talk about what happened the night before on The Deuce. That is a thing that happens on my show. I would like to be one of those for some show. Let's pick a show, and I'll come in every week and just talk about it. What show are you watching that you want to recap, Doug?

The Deuce. Okay, sure. I want that guy out. I want his job. That guy's fired. We'll talk about The deuce. I want that guy out. I want his job. That guy's fired. We'll talk about the deuce. It's a fun show to recap because I don't think they even know where it's going. Not at all. I had Method Man on my show today. He has

no idea what's happening on that show. He didn't know what was happening at How High either. Wait, do you recap any reality shows? Not really. I feel like the only show that I ever want to talk about is The Real Housewives of Orange County right now.

When people want to talk to me about these real shows, I just sort of block it out. I think what you like is some real EW Daily shit. I probably would. Yeah, you go on with Julia Cunningham. Yeah, I think I'm taking your ex's side on this I'm gonna be in her show that's fair

that was probably a dividing line between the two of you like she probably does like those reality shows oh she loves that yeah that's why you needed

your own shows yeah yeah cause I don't give a shit yeah that stuff's brutal I liked it for a little while like when you know Flavor Flav

was trying to pick between ladies and one of them shit on the floor like when you know Flavor Flav was trying to pick between ladies and one of them shit on the floor oh that was good Flavor of Love yeah Flavor of Love pardon me for not

knowing the name every episode that only happened once but it was a good one yeah that was a good one yeah cause she wouldn't own up to it

so it was like mystery shit yeah the Flavor of Love is doo doo it was weird yeah you mystery shit. The flavor of love is doo doo. It was weird. Yeah you know what the flavor of love is. Oh no. Did I get to it? Was that good? Yeah. That means

you deserve an introduction for that one. Natalie Morales is here everybody. Morales. Morales. Yeah that's how you pronounce it. Yeah I like to lay into it It's fun I have a friend of mine

Dustin Ibarra And he can't roll his R's And his last name's Ibarra So it's hilarious But that's two R's Mine has one R Which means you don't roll You don't roll it

Just fucking say it Just fucking say it And then say we'll be right back But first This is today on NBC She's not on that anymore Doug it doesn't work what does she do now she does Access Hollywood now

oh that's not an upgrade for you it's bad enough being mistaken for somebody from the Today Show but now you're mistaken for she does do Today every now and then I just did Today with her like two weeks ago we're talking about

Natalie Morales who goes by the same name as me. But did they just bring her back for the bit? No, they didn't. I kept pitching. For years, I would pitch

for April Fool's. They would just come back from a commercial break and I'd be at the desk. Yeah, just do everything normal. And they never did it. So now she's not on it anymore

and it's already wasted. Well, now maybe you could do it like she. And they never did it. So now she's not on it anymore. And it's already wasted. Well, now maybe you could do it like she came back to the show or something. I think she's probably missed. Natasha and I were on the Today Show last year. And the person who interviewed us was Celine Dion. And she had had all the wine. Why would they have Celine Dion interviewing the rest of another period don't know she definitely had not seen the show and her big statement about the whole thing was that her photo

was not on the card like on the today show card she wanted a drawing of her on the card and we were like can we talk about okay no all right um All right. Yeah. She was very drunk. Damn. Yeah. It was fun. I need tape of that. Oh, it's so good. Oh, I need that. Me and Natasha are like just smiling.

All right. Are we going to get to... Oh, the segment's over. Thank you. All right, Ricky. I'm trying to talk to Natalie. Okay, okay. Sorry.

It doesn't have to be about you all the time. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Star of Battle of the Sexes. Well. All right. I thought people would start clapping. Co-star. It's been in limited release.

Have you guys seen it, though? I liked it a lot. Thank you three. Hashtag Doug Diggs it. Yeah. For going to see it. I liked it very much. Thank you, Doug.

It's very interesting. You know, I lived through it. I was young, so I didn't really know. You know, I didn't really pick a side or anything, but the Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King thing is a really interesting story. Doug is like the Benjamin Button of comedy. He's like, how are you around when that happened? That's crazy.

That was 1973. You remember that? Dang. Because I am 73. Thank you. Thank you. IMDb takes down down our ages and then you do that you outed yourself i didn't know i did say it you're right um yeah it's kind of crazy how uh when you watch that movie that like it you know it takes place 40 something years ago um i can't do math oh yeah i wasn't alive thank it. But now things are all better.

Fake news, fake news. It's so the same. It's so crazy the way that they, I mean, it's really really bananas. Billie Jean King who's obviously one of the best tennis players of all time met her husband Larry King, not the same one. They should do a swap.

Is the caller there? They met in college and Larry King had a scholarship to tennis and Billie Jean King did not because they did not give scholarships to women at the time. For sports, yeah. It's great. There's so many good things in the movie

about how cigarettes came along and actually lifted up women in the world of tennis because Virginia Slims promoted the tournament. Sarah Silverman's in it. She's fantastic in it. Yeah, she's good. I like it.

Ricky Lindholm is here, everybody. Hi. Hello. I guess you already talked to me. We already talked to you enough. We already really are all caught up on what's going on with you. When does another period come back? January 23rd.

So not for a while. It feels like forever. Yeah, that is a long-ass time. But, you know, that'll be satisfying to finally get it. I know, right? A year and a half between seasons. You know, to wait that long for your period is really frustrating. I know.

I've had that moment before. But just ignore what the doctors say four or five months later. They're like, yes. I haven't got my period in a long time. It's going to be cool

when it does come back. How many episodes? Like 20? 11. Oh, that's an interesting number. Well, we've had 11

in the last season too because we just kind of filmed too much stuff and it was supposed to be 10 and then we're like, we have more material. What, so you could just have one thing flow into another or do you like to do a two-parter? Two-parter.

Yeah, okay. That makes sense. And then we sort of like fill it in with a lot of hip hop music and cutaways because it's not quite enough. We needed like 42 minutes and we had like 38. So we're like flashbacks montage oh that's good long bumpers yeah because you could do a montage that makes fun of montages

but it's straight up a montage it's a montage yeah i love it yeah kate and i wrote a montage song but it didn't make it in there oh yeah can you believe it fuck has kate been on camera on it yes she's been on it like maybe five times oh okay she there's a episode where i stab her character in the eye with a piece of glass we get in a fight and i break a wine glass and i impale her through the eye and then the rest of the time she has an eye patch and when she lifts it up it's like a glass eye that she brought herself unprompted she's like i have an idea she got it made. It was like a milky eye. She has a milky eye in the show

that she went and got made. Milky eye. Yeah. Such a great term. It's so good. It's like blue. It's like an indie band.

Yeah. It feels like a sex thing too, right? Yeah. A milky eye. I'm going to give you a milky eye. Yeah.

It probably is, right? This is such a great festival. Do you guys want to go see Milky Eye on the Bigfoot stage? And also here joining us is returning champion Kevin Kraft, everybody. Thank you.

Hello, friends. Thank you for having me back, Doug. From Jason Ellis on Faction Talk Sirius 103. Nailed it. You remembered the numbers. And also,

the last time you were on the show, it was especially sweet because you took down Sam Levine. Yeah, I was not expecting that. Who now can never appear on the show again. I have banished him. As long as you're alive.

Fuck. Don't say that. He's going to wake up under my bed and kill me in my sleep. Yeah, no, he's got a lot of fans, so you don't want to be the guy who just got him booted from the show. But somebody's got to take the fall. But no, he'll be back, and I'd like to get you guys in a rematch, to be honest with you.

But in the meantime, you're taking on these three. How do you feel today? I feel like it's a strong panel. Yeah, this is going to be tough. I know Kyle sees a lot of movies. That's true. We run into each other a lot at the halls at work. Like, literally, because they're very narrow halls.

Yes. Yeah. the halls at work. Like literally, because they're very narrow halls. Yes. Yeah. I see medium amount of movies,

so you're going to do okay on this part. But you're in movies. Which you have a leg up on. Yeah, I'm in movie. Let's see. Do you recognize this tagline? It was the battle of the sexes. Battle of the sexes. Battle of the Sexes.

Is that the tagline? No, but might as well be. Could be. You know, I mean, the title is the tagline. Yeah. It just lays it out in fancy words. I used to always watch Battle of the Network Stars. I think that was around the same time.

Is that back now? Yeah, it's back. It is? Did you watch that one? It had like Ronda Rousey or now? Yeah, it's back. It is? Did you watch that one? It had like Ronda Rousey or something? Yeah, Ronda Rousey had to coach one of the teams. No, she was a coach. Oh, I see.

Each team had a coach. One team had her and the other team had Hector Elizondo. Oh, no. For a physical type of challenge? I couldn't think of who they had, so I just threw Hector under the bus. Didn't he die? Can you imagine Ronda Rousey?

I think he did die. So rest in peace, and be glad you don't have to be the coach of Network of the Stars. Did he just do physical challenges? Did he die because Kerry Marshall died and his career was challenges? Did he die because Gary Marshall died and his career was done?

Did they go one after the other like an old couple? You think there was some sort of pact involved? I think Hector died before that. Oh, he died before Gary. I think so.

That's why Gary was like, well, if he can't be in every one of my movies, what's the point of living? Yeah. All right. Hot take on death of living? Yeah. All right. Hot take on death, Doug.

Yeah. I got a question for each and every one of you. I'm going to start with Kevin because he's used to it. He just had this

question a few days ago. What was the last movie you saw? I saw Blade Runner 2049. Yep. There's people that love it.

I think they're robots. I might be a robot as well. I loved it. Yeah. Some people just fucking go for the ride and other people are like eh eh. Yeah. My girlfriend wanted to claw her own eyes out. Oh my god.

And you enjoyed it while she was squirming the whole time? We take turns sitting through shit the other person doesn't like. It was her turn. That is a long sit if she wasn't liking it. Holy shit, you're going to have to find some long ass, maybe watch the Traveling Pants movies back to back. That movie's longer than all the

Katherine Heigl movies put together, right? I think you're right. It's crazy. I mean, I get why people didn't like it. There were definitely

slow parts, but I was hooked in the whole 2,049 minutes. They could have called it Blade Runner slow parts. But,

all right. Yeah, I'm happy for people that enjoyed it I really am yeah I mean that's a bummer to sit through

all that it was rough for me I was like yeah I was like what is this all why why is this

happening um they did a good job of sort of recreating the Blade Runner vibe but it's like with

nothing you know no fucking uh Roy Batty. And there was no Doug Benson. He really cared about what happened to him. Doug Benson in the original Blade Runner? He was.

It's true. Was he a replicant? That's not why I didn't like this one. I'm in this one too there's just a lot of sleet so you can't see me you were hiding behind the sleet it's like they made it

they had like a bleaker meter and just turned it up like 10 10 notches and so it's just that much bleaker but nothing else changes in the world of Blade Runner I guess there's replicants that are more human. Have I said too much?

Applaud if you haven't seen it. Don't! Wow. I like that. Bold stance. Yeah, people love it. Kyle? I loved it.

I thought it was great. Was that the last movie you saw? No, the last movie I saw was a film that's coming out this Friday called The Snowman with Michael Fassbender. He's in that? Yeah. He's hunting serial killers in Oslo. The snowman is a euphemism for a large dick. They don't have him on the billboards.

That's a mistake. Yeah, they don't, do they? No, it's a drawing of a snowman and a creepy note. Because they assume you love winter. The note says something like, you could have saved him. Dear police, I gave you all the clues. You could have saved him.

Love the snowman. Yeah, no, and it's also written in like a child's scroll. So like, why is it child bingo? Because he has twigs for pants. Oh, it's harder for him to, he just has to write block letters. It's difficult. Can't really

hold a pen. Yeah. Did you like it? Not really. Yeah. First of all, I don't think it's your thing, right? You're not into that genre to begin with. I like murder as much as the next guy. But isn't it kind of like he's walking around with a flashlight for a couple minutes and then a cat runs across the room.

Is that a genre now? And then somebody throws a snowball through a window and he's like, is that the snowman? No. Then there's a kid with his tongue stuck to a pole. Isn't it like Christmas Story? It's just like Christmas Story. People dying.

Yeah, except they decapitate the mom. That's the only difference. That'd be an amazing pitch. Okay, it's exactly the Christmas Story. Mom, no head. Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

That would fix that movie. That's the big difference. I mean, people love that movie too. Who loves Christmas Story? I do. Yeah, yeah. Who loves Christmas Story? I do. Bunch of fucking leg lamps. That's a good insult.

Right? That sounds harsh. It's like calling them muggles. Natalie, what was the last movie you saw? Was it Blade Runner 2049? Interestingly enough, it was a rewatch of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. And you didn't know. The Muggles. That was a perfect segue. I just said Muggles, which was really great.

Yeah, that's number two. Why that one? Why start at number two on a rewatch? I didn't start at number two. You asked me what the last one I watched was. So you started rewatching it all? Yeah. Is that first one, it's rough for me because they're just too young.

They are. I know. I know. I agree. I almost, I feel like, oh like oh man i'm gonna dork out uh i feel i feel like five gets real good and then like i think it's five from what i remember that like should have been nominated for an oscar like it's so good it's such a well-made movie and i prefer those but you sure it's not three i wanted to start prisoner of azkaban no although

gary oldman is in it my favorite favorite. No, with the Death Eaters at the beginning? You guys, it's so good. I like the part where they throw a rock at their own head. It's very good. My mom...

It's got a nice time loop in it. Yeah. But yeah, I liked it all once they got a little older. And also, number two has

Too Much Dobby. No, Dobby also, number two has too much Dobby. No, Dobby's so great. Way too much Dobby. No, Dobby's the best. Dobby redeems himself later when he comes back and is the saddest thing that happens in any... No, don't ruin it. Maybe some people haven't seen it.

Ruin it for who? Maybe people haven't seen it. What kind of asshole? She hasn't seen it. I'm in the middle of reading book four. Okay, don't ruin it for Ricky. Wait, so you've decided that you're going to read all the books and then watch all the movies?

Yeah, well, post-election, I stopped being able to take in anything that was real hard. So I only watch Real Housewives and read Harry Potter. I just make things light for myself. I think it's good. By the way, it does get dark, but in the best way. In a way I can handle. Yes, it's wonderful wonderful i can handle that

like i can't re-watch the wire right now no like no oh this is heavier than i remember yeah i'm re-watching it because uh my mom for christmas uh wants to take me in orlando to as she calls it the new Hattery Pottery Land. So I thought it would be good. Yeah, but it's far from new. Well, I haven't been there. Yeah, right.

She also doesn't know when things are new. So, yeah. And she thinks it's pottery which is awesome. Hattery Pottery. Hattery Pottery. They added

there's two parts to it. You have to pay to go to two different parks to see all of it. Apparently you can take that train which I'm very excited about. The train is neat because it moves like a block. And then you're in the next land.

I'm thrilled. I enjoyed it. Ricky, do you have an answer? The last movie I saw, okay, this is going to be on theme with what I'm talking about. It was Over the Top, the Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling movie. Yes. I re-watched that. You Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling movie. Yes. I rewatched that. You were just like,

uh, I don't, I don't like real life. I'm going to watch an arm wrestling movie. Yeah. I've been disassociating. And so I watched over the top on my iPad, on my couch and drink wine.

And I was like, it's going to be fine. No one's going to nuke us. We're good. I can still write. Um, yeah. So you watch him,

you know, Sylvester Stallone, he's got the monster truck and then he gets offered the truck and he's like, no, I'm still going. Yeah. So you watch him. Sylvester Stallone's got the monster truck. And then he gets offered the truck. And he's like, no, I'm still going to arm wrestle. It's very brave. I never finished that movie. The last time I saw that movie was during a Benson interruption.

I was in the audience. And you ran out. Reggie Watts gave me an edible. Oh. That's a good way to watch over the top. I sat at the back of the cine family slowly sinking into my chair wondering what the fuck was going on you can't do it and i had to leave no no i became the chair uh and then i i could only concentrate on how much sweat was in that movie and i didn't

never finish it's a lot of sweat. I never finished it. Was it good? It's really good. I watched Teen Wolf also recently and there's so much sweat in that movie. I was a little high. There's so much sweat during the basketball games.

You just laugh to yourself if you're me. It's just dripping, dripping. We should watch movies together. I think we should. Yeah, it'll be fun. They probably do shoot those scenes all day

so they're just constantly running around so they all got so extra sweaty. I was in Teen Wolf 2. You were? The MTV show? In the boxing one, the Jason Bateman one. That's on my queue.

Yeah, that's part two. I'm in one with Michael J. Fox. You're saying I'm in Teen Wolf also. Are you the guy in the bleachers who has his nutsack hanging out? No, I don't have... I am in the bleachers though. I guy in the bleachers who has his nutsack hanging out? No, I don't have... Wait, what were you... I just saw it. I am in the bleachers, though. I'm in the bleachers.

Oh. Yeah. Near nutsack guy? I don't recall nutsack guy. I wish you were nutsack guy. Were you also a replicant in Teen Wolf? Atmosphere people are weird sometimes.

You just want to get noticed. Yeah, that guy had a good gimmick. Yeah. All right. You know, we started late, so I have no idea how we're doing on time. So I'll ask you real quickly, just because it's Ragnaroktober,

people want good horror movie recommendations. Can you recommend another? Do you remember what you recommended last time, Kevin? Yeah, last week I recommended High Tension. Okay. That guy agrees. That guy knows what's up. Lonely clap.

The realization that he was alone in that. And what about, have you seen, I mean, you got another one? As a matter of fact, the Chris Farley interview style. The crazies. As a matter of fact, the Chris Farley interview style. The Crazies, the 2010 remake

with Timothy Oily fans. That thing is fucking nuts, right? It's pretty creepy. Yeah, I don't know if I can handle that one. And it kind of flew under the radar. I don't feel like it got the respect it deserves,

but it's a solid horror movie. Something about crazy people. That might be my number one fear in just modern day life is how crazy people are. Yeah, there's a lot of crazy people in The Crazies. You know, crazy people used to mean Dudley Moore and Daryl Hannah.

And The Crazies is just like, Ah! Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Like fucking It without the clown makeup. All right. Kyle, do you have a scary movie? I love a horror movie called Deathgasm. Are you familiar with it?

That's a real title of a movie. I'm intrigued. Yeah, it's called Death... I believe it's from Australia. Yeah. And it's all about a... Australian in the house. Yeah.

It's all about a... Australian in the house. Yeah. It's all about a teenage metal band who discover a song that is, when they play it, unleashes a demon. And then they have to fight said demon. It's fucking awesome. By having an orgasm? Well, the band is called Deathgasm.

Because what's more metal than Deathgasm? That's so metal. It's pretty metal. That sounds awesome. And also beautiful. Super dope, yeah. Like it's a beautiful thought. Yeah, absolutely.

It's a real sort of, you know, who wouldn't want to die like that? Yeah. Like at the peak of an orgasm. It sounds great. It does actually.

Anyway, just my opinion. She's not wrong. Yeah. Well, now we all have something to strive for. It would horrify the other person Hopefully you're just masturbating It would be very traumatic for whoever You guys, when you fuck somebody to death

It is not It's not a victimless crime Because you'll feel bad about it for the rest of your life The dead person won't know shit, but you are not going to be happy. Natalie, a scary movie wreck? What's happening with your nose right now? Are you just rusting?

The microphone's keeping me from falling over. Sometimes you've got to set your nose on top. Sometimes I think about the next person to use this mic and I'm like, they're going to want to smell my skin. You know, I have a quick question for you guys. My first language was Spanish and I feel like I can't

say, oh boy, I can't say the genre name without just saying horror. Like, I try to say horror. Horror. How do people say it? So it sounds like horror. Horror? Is it just everyone? Horror. Oh, so it's horror. No So it sounds like horror. Horror? Is it just, is it just everyone?

Horror. Horror. Oh, so it's horror. No, it's not horror. Horror. It's not. Horror. Like that casino.

It's a horror movie. Horror. Horror. Horror. Horror. Horror. It's like saying Rory. Miguel Horror.

Like no one can actually do it. Okay, so I'm not alone. No one can do it. Horror. Horror. Horror. I'm not a fan of horror movies. It's like that goddamn word macabre.

I could say that all day. It's macabre. Macabre. I can say that one. Well, you're one of the late miserables. I'm not a fan of horror movies, although I did just watch Hocus Pocus. Yeah.

I feel like maybe this should go for movie number. I'm so angry at this crowd for that reaction. Come on. What do you got against Hocus Pocus, Doug? Hocus Pocus is great.

Do you not love Bette Midler? Bette Midler's the best. It's like practical magic with one more. No. That's how they pitched it. Super hot. Yeah, super hot.

Sarah Jessica Parker, she's so hot in that movie. Kathy and Jimmy only talks out of the side of her mouth the whole time. Also super hot, right? She's like a witch who had a stroke in the movie. Like she made that choice. And sticks with it. It's so great. I'm a witch.

What are you up to? I'm up to hey. Pocus, pocus my ass. a witch. What are you up to? I've got the hay. Poke is, poke is my ass. Ricky, what do you got for us? Scary movie. My favorite scary movie as of late is It Follows.

It's so good, right? I thought it was a sequel to It for a second and I was like, has that come out yet? Then I realized. I have a really advanced copy, you guys. You'll see it in two years. No, It Follows is so good. It's kind of like you get an STD

and then people start following you around. Someone fucks you and then people start appearing everywhere and following you. That's the plot, right? Demon STD.

It's like Tag, you're it, but with an STD. Yeah. And a monster. Yeah. Yeah. It's like all like, it's like all like it's like but

it's low budge so it's all a lot of it's in your head it's a lot of the psychological it's so good yeah people like it the sequel to it is called it too still clowning here's the part of the show where Bert turns it off because I'm about to say let the games begin! We got a lot of name tags. Well, not a lot of name tags,

but enough name tags. Plenty of name tags. So, ladies and gentlemen, pick who you'd like to play for. Go grab a name tag from the hands of Ricky. He goes in fast and hot. And while the rest of my guests figure out who they want to play for,

we'll go to a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. No ads this ep. I just wanted to remind you that you can purchase for $2 at Douglovesmovies.com or eventually on iTunes in the comedy album section the Dougloves movies from the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, Georgia with Kari Payton, Ross Marquand, Arden Mirren, Jason Ritter, Dustin Ibarra, and Kevin Pollock. It was a huge, fun show, and I hope you check it out.

But speaking of fun shows, let's get back to this one. Enjoy. All right, we're back. Who are you playing for, Ricky? I am playing for, I think it's a plan, we're back. Who are you playing for, Ricky? I am playing for, I think it's a plan, this is 40. This is Justin. Yeah, you got it. It's not that clever, but there's cookies on the poster.

Yeah, they attached some Chips Ahoy. Yeah, that is enticing. Yes. Are they empty or are they full? Oh, I'm assuming they're full. Can we break those open? Yes, we can. That'd be such a good trick.

That's our prize. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Sweet. You put those on there to get you to pick it, and it worked. Every time. Did you know that this was a pun for ships ahoy? Oh, my God.

I finally get it. I blew all your minds. I just realized, by the way, that Diagon Alley is just diagonally. Diagonally, that's right. What's Diagon Alley? It's from Harry Potter. Have you not gotten there

where they shop for the... I don't think so. If you're in book three... Oh, wait, where they go to get... Okay, listen, I don't pay that much. I'm a little checked out these days. It's all right. I listen to it.

I don't read it. That's true. Wait, who reads it? I don't read it. That's true. Wait, who reads it? Yeah. Oh, it's a great, some British dude. It's an audio book. Yeah.

That sounds good. Yeah. It's just some great British actor, right? Yeah. He's very, I'm Harry Potter. It's good.

That's just how he sounds when he's being Snape. Yeah. Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter. Rest in peace. Alright, you guys. Let's figure out who

Natalie's playing for. I'm realizing now that this is not a great poster. Only, not to insult you, only because I thought it was L-E, but I think his name is Eli, which is not the same. The poster is to help with the pronunciation.

Oh, is it pronounced Ellie? Yes. Your name is Ellie? It's all been reversed. Great poster. It's like Wally, but Ellie. And there's a little dog in it. I love it.

It's very good. Now I think it's good. I don't. It's very good. Yeah, good job. Now I think it's good. I don't know why you have those things that football players put under their eyes. What are those called? Oh, I thought that was a cinnamon roll. Eye black? That's a dog?

It's his dog, yeah. Eye black. Sure. It's cool. All right. Ellie. I'm playing for Ellie. Kyle?

Well, because it's Shocktober, and so I'm playing for Pete Cemetery. That's good. I like it. I like that. It's dark. Kevin? I'm playing for Elefante Man. Elefante.

Someone's named Fonte? No, Ante. Ante? His name's Auntie. Yeah. I had a whiskey with that dude next door before the show. I was like, ah, fuck it. I'll play for you, dude.

It pays to show up a little bit early and have drinks at Franklin & Co. Because you never know who you're going to sit with. Yeah, you might meet your auntie. Those are not good. Oh, shit. Okay, so... These are old cookies. These are real old

chips ahoy. Oh, no. You brought some fucking dog ass cookies? You got some shits ahoy. Real old chips ahoy. Yeah, I think they might be expired.

Oh, man. Did you bring us expired food? They're from what? That crafty as shit. Oh, yeah. Not so good. Yeah, they're just sitting on the craft service table. They weren't a popular item.

Expired 25th of March 2012. No, I'm just kidding. It says 18. But they're still real bad. Change nothing. Oh, now I kind of want one. I had a pumpkin cookie. Your mouth will be so much drier. I had a cookie that tasted...

Yeah, forget it. Hey, do you want a disc of dust in your mouth? Alright, so... What do you guys bring for the prize bag? Let's start with Ricky. Oh, okay. So I brought two autographed Garfunkel and Oates CDs

from me and McCooch. And then this is the bag that they gave us as our prize gift on the last ever episode of At Midnight. So you only got this if you were on the show on that night. So someone gets to have it. It's lovely. And we're going to be able to consolidate nicely with that. Exactly.

Get everything in this big bag. Natalie. All right, guys. I got some swag for you. get everything in this big bag Natalie alright guys I got some swag for you I have two pillowcases from the show Crashing that Doug Benson was on briefly right? I'm in the next season

you're in the next season? yeah yeah how exciting one is white one is black you can be a real comedy nerd when you have girls come over You're in the next season? Yeah, yeah. How exciting. I am so excited. There's two pillowcases. One is white, one is black. You could be a real comedy nerd when you have girls come over. Boy, guys. Yeah, girls aren't putting that under bed. That's one. You don't know.

You have to say it like Pete Holmes. Crashing! Is that how he says it? You've got to really lay into it. Or TJ Miller. Crashing! Crashing! All right, and the second thing is from a dearly

departed show that I was a part of called The Grinder. People love that show. It is a Stunson Grinder Patagonia vest. Oh, that is nice. It's a good swag because it's an inside joke

and not the name of the show. Not that this isn't good swag. I'm just saying. This is the kind of swag I prefer is when it's an inside joke and not the name of the show. Not that this isn't good swag. I'm just saying. This is the kind of swag I prefer is when it's just an inside joke from the show and not the name of the show. You know what I mean? Right. Because you could stroll around in the airport and only those in the know are like,

Hey, I see what you're doing there. Yeah. Anyway, that's your prize, guys. Wow. I don't know why you wouldn't keep all of that. I struggled with it,

but your audience is important to me and I wanted them to have good prizes. Yeah, you stepped up. Yeah. Check out what this slouch Kyle brought.

Yeah, I didn't give a shit about the audience. We have a promotional Entertainment Weekly Comic-Con t-shirt that has Wonder Woman, thanks one person, Wonder Woman and Batgirl and Supergirl

really pixelated for some reason. Got a couple of Blu-rays from my friends at Shout Factory, including the Zack Snyder Dawn of the Dead. That's not a shitty movie. Not at all. But the piece de resistance here is, this is, I'm sure nobody has this, this is the debut novel, Talon of

God, written by Wesley Snipes. True question. Did he write that in prison? Well, it's Wesley Snipes and Ray Norman, whoever that is. I'm sure that dude did most of it. His name is smaller

on the cover. I have a question. Can I play to win? Because I want that. You want the talent of God? As Kevin knows, we have dozens of these at the SiriusXM. Cool, will you ship me one?

Swing by. No problem. I can give you like 12 of those. I only want one. An audio book, hopefully read by Wesley Schmitz. Oh, see, then I would listen. Talent of God.

Yeah, it's great. I'm going to sign it. I thought you were going to read from the first chapter. That would be nice. No, you can't start reading because you won't stop. It's that compelling. Also, that implies that God is what, like a bird? It's going to pick up people with its talents?

God's a hawk. Have you not known that? I did not know. Wesley Snipes is here to tell you. I signed it. I'm free. So what do you have, Kevin? I brought a bunch of shit.

You brought a whole bag of shit? I'll blow through it quickly. For Halloween, got a From Dusk Till Dawn Japanese program that I got from seeing it at the New Beverly. The new Black Dahlia Murder CD. Nightbringers. A little death metal to get people in the mood for Halloween.

Got a Beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased. Nice. It's a mini version. A Pumanati poo world order sticker from a podcast. A Funko Pop of a gentleman named

Reaper. What's he from? I don't know. A video game, I think. And then I got a wolf knife shirt here from Jason Ellis. And some Red Dragon stuff. Got a beer pong kit, stickers, shot glass patches.

Not bad. That's a big grab bag, you guys. I feel I don't really bring much name value to the program. So I try to overcompensate with chachis. This is an amazing couple of bags that if the winner tonight

misplaces, they'll be fine. Hey, this Patagonia vest is very useful. It's super nice. Why don't you wear that? When are we going to wear this, Doug? In California?

I really, okay, I took out the bin of work stuff that this was in, going to wear this, Doug? In California. I really, okay, I took out the bin of work stuff that this was in, and I was like, will I ever wear this? Wait, why do you still have it? I thought it was in the bag. It is in the bag. Pass it over here. Alright.

I thought I had it already, and you just whipped it out. It was very magical. Oh, you brought a nice bag. That's pretty. Purple. Only the best for this crowd. Alright, so you got a three bag at home tonight if you're the winner. Good luck to

everyone. We're running a little behind, so I'm glad we finally got to this because I can't imagine. I feel bad making him wait all this time. Let's do some lines with Mark. What's up, LA?

Hey, Mark. How's it going? How you guys doing? You doing good? Fucking A, you are. What's up, Doug? Oh, you know, it's good to have you back. It's been a little bit. guys doing? You doing good? What the fuck can I hear you on? What's up, Doug? Oh, you know, it's good to have you back. It's been a little bit.

What the fuck can I hear? What's up? Natalie, how are you? Ricky, normal people? What's up, Doug? What the fuck? Are you excited about, you got a movie coming out? What can I do?

November 10th. All the money in the world. Daddy's Home 2. Oh, yeah. That one, too. You got a movie coming out? What can I do? November 10th. All the money in the world. Daddy's Home 2. Oh, yeah. That one, too. You got two movies coming out. You got a comedy and a drama. Yeah.

You're like both of the faces of acting. I'm like a goddamn fucking movie star is what I fucking am, too. Yeah, versatile. But right now, I'm just a dude who wants to get out of the fucking house tonight. It's pumpkin carving night, and Donnie's trying to do all the NKTOB motherfuckers. He's trying to make pumpkins of all the new kids? He's trying to carve them out. He's halfway through his own fucking face and I'm like,

I can't take this. And I stormed out. Well, I'm glad we gave you somewhere to go to get away from that madness. I can go anywhere, dude. Mark fucking Wahlberg. Well, okay. Well, I can go anywhere, dude. Mark fucking Wahlberg. Well, okay. Well, I'm glad you chose us. So you're going to say a quote from a movie,

a famous movie, not necessarily a movie that stars Mark Wahlberg. We went through all of those. Yeah, well, we can always go back because they're fucking classics. That's true. Yes. You ever had a douchebag call you R.L. Fine?

No, what's that? You don't like the Goosebumps, dude. R.L. Stine, but they're like a douchebag call you R.L. Fine? No. What's that? You don't like the goose bumps, dude. R.L. Stein, but they're like a douche. You're like, what's up? You look like R.L. Fine. Not yet. Not till now.

Thanks, Mark. Tell me they do. I'll punch that motherfucker. Okay. Got it. Got it. Will you come up with pickup lines that would offend you if you heard them? Yeah. Or if you were dating like an over-possessive dude

and on Valentine's Day he called you R.L. Mine. Oh, yeah. It'd be over. I'll fucking punch that dude, too. I'll let you know. You want to do some lines? Yeah, I don't want to do any more R.L. jokes. I can go all day, dude.

Okay, sorry. Mark is going to say a line from my movie And just guess as often as you like Until somebody gets it right And they win this game Do we just shout? Yeah well you know You gotta have a microphone

I mean Just tell it to your microphone Do I raise my hand? You just fucking yell it out girl Just say it Like as soon as you know it. All right, Mark. I'm going to pre-guess.

Elf. Dude, it was elf. Oh, shit. It wasn't fucking elf, bro. All right, here we go. Ready? That was fucking straight up good acting right there. You fucking believe that shit.

I did. I don't know why you don't have an Oscar yet. Don't you fucking do that to me. Want to know a secret? Donnie thinks I have three. And every day I'm like, you can't see them, Donnie. You're not important enough. Here we go.

Ready? Look good. Feel good. You look good Ready? Look good. Feel good. You look good. He says this first and then now the lines. Okay. You already cut me too deep. I'm dying, man.

You already cut me too deep. I'm dying here, scream it is fucking yeah wow impressive yeah is it i'm dying man or i'm dying here man which one's right it's i'm dying here man okay well you got into it the first time yeah so well you gotta fucking go into it a little bit i almost said romeo and juliet till you said man go into it a little bit. I almost said Romeo and Juliet until you said man. I thought it was that Mercutio laugh. Oh,

yeah, but it was but a prick. Yeah. It was but a prick. No, the one where it's like twill serve.

Is that the same one? Yeah, same fucking one. Oh, right. Thanks, Mark. Two bull fucking

takes him out. Yeah, that's it. I know my shit. Got it. I'm gonna go break down these pumpkins.

All right, thank you, Mark Wahlberg, everybody. That was spectacular. Wow. So, so great. The star of his caliber comes by to do that.

You know a lot of famous people, Doug. Yeah. It's going all right. All right. All right, so I think we're all right time-wise. I always get so confused when we start late, and I don't want to hold up the next show. So let's play a game that's going to determine our winner tonight, and it's called Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game.

Oh. Everybody loves it. They don't know to tell their hands to clap about it. But in their heads, they love it. Some of them tell their hands to clap when it's way too late. Okay. when it's way too late.

Oh my God, I was at a thing last night that Ricky almost went to, but then she didn't. I did? Yeah, there was a loud laugher, clapper guy that was really annoying. And then way before it was over,

he got up and left. I was just like, what kind of miracle? Yeah, and if he was that into it, was he just trying to get get all out like all those reactions in the first half so yeah i'll just laugh way too hard at everything in case something funny happens after i leave it was really weird he probably had to give and then he was gone it was unsettling was it good yeah yeah it was i might as well say what it was now was egger right uh showed uh clips from uh like movies that use music in a way that inspired him to do the kinds of movies that he does today and like uh talked about all the clips and i wish i could have seen that you know

2001 goodfellas all the usual suspects any musicals or no? the usual suspects? yes a Busby Berkeley musical called Dames nice yeah it was a really weird weird clip he showed from that

a lot of Ruby Keeler face like all the dancers had to carry big Ruby Keeler faces oh yeah it's on that like staircase and they move the masks.

Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Oh, Ricky. Oh, I know. We both love musicals. I know. Damn. The rest of the panel, not so much.

Yeah, I have no idea what I wrote. Doug, we can do a podcast about it. Oh. Doug loves musicals? Mm-hmm. You're lucky I didn't make you play that game. I'm going to name... Kyle gets to go first in the first round

Since he won that last thing And then we'll go to Natalie, Ricky, and Kevin And I'm going to name an actor and actress And each of you gets a chance to weigh in And guess What movie might be

In their top three grossing pictures of their careers according to Box Office Mojo after being adjusted for inflation. Always gets a laugh when I, is it just because I get through the whole thing without fucking it up too bad? I think they find the word inflation funny.

Yeah, it is funny. Unnecessary also. Because it stopped. There's no more inflation. I heard the president told me that today. Economy's perfect. Everyone's doing great. Alright. Kyle,

start off with a tough one, I'm afraid. And you get three points if you get the number one movie and two points for two and one point for three and no points for anything after that. Kyle, the films of Selena Gomez. What a great oeuvre she has. Yeah. Not too many to choose from.

Yeah, there's four of us. Yeah, she's got more than four movies. Oh, do we all have to pick a Selena Gomez movie? You'll have to pick a different one, but in order. Fuck. Or you could pass, starting with Kyle.

What do you think Selena Gomez has enough movies to have a top three shit how can you how can you go back to EW radio

I mean I know without naming a Selena Gomez film yeah without naming one there was you know there was that one where she was like oh that one sucked without naming a Selena Gomez film. Yeah, without naming one. You know, there was that one where she was like, Oh, that one sucked.

Well, there's that one... Ah, fuck me. I love this. If all four of you don't know it, I probably will give you all points. I'm going to say, and I can't even imagine this movie made very much money, but it's the only one that I can think of at the moment. I'm going to say Spring Breakers.

Yeah. That's the one that pops into everybody's brain. Yeah. Certainly very memorable. Natalie, do you have one? Fuck, that was the one I had. That's the one? All right, Ricky?

I'm going to need a mom. I'm going to maybe guess she was in one of those Gary Marshall movies. Oh. There's every star in those. I wish that's what they were called. One of those Gary Marshall movies. There's every star in those. I wish that's what they were called. One of those Gary Marshalls. That's what he called them.

I'm going to say she was in Mother's Day. Okay. And that was her highest grossing film. Okay. Might be up there. It could happen. This could be a resounding no. But was she in Spy Kids?

Probably. We've got to have the exact title. Spy Kids. Kevin? Sure. Sure. I think she was in Hotel Transylvania. Okay.

All right. That animated thing with Adam Sandler. That's your final guess? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Coming in at number one, Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who. All right.

Number two, Hotel Transylvania. Hey. Two. Oh. Oh. You got robbed Fuck me Twist

Number three Spy Kids 3D Game Over Oh You're so close So close Oh

I didn't say 3D Game Over Yeah That's a Those longer titles With the colons and shit They're tough So she was not in Mother's Day? Oh, you know what?

It's not in her top three, I'll tell you that much. But I also I saw Mother's Day and I don't recall seeing her. I'm surprised Hotel Transylvania 2 made more money than Hotel Transylvania. She's in both? I would imagine so. Okay.

Next round. We'll start with you this time, Natalie, and then we go to Ricky and Kevin and Kyle. Top three for the great, the lovable Mr. Andy Samberg. Ooh, shit. Can I think out loud without saying an answer? I don't... I can't answer that for you.

I mean, will you take the first thing I say as my answer if I don't say the final answer? No, you can walk through it. I don't think Popstar made that much money. But I don't think you want to give away to other people potential answers. Damn it. I guess I have to say fucking Popstar now.

What's that full title? Oh, no. Popstar. Never stop, never stopping. Thank you. It's Popstar Never Stop, Never Stopping. So much.

Yes, yes. Ricky? Do I have to go right now because I can't think of it. I know he was in a movie with Adam Sandler. I feel like it was called oh yeah that one

something oh that was the Mark Wahlberg oh I don't know what that was I'm going to guess another thing he did a cameo in that he may or may not have been in what's a successful comedy movie of the last year? He was probably in it. Oh, yeah.

I bet you he's in Zoolander 2. Well, no, because that didn't make that much money either, did it? You also know that I know the answers, right? God damn it! Okay, what's a movie that came out last year? What's a comedy? I don't think he was in the mom, bad moms. That's the only comedy I can think of in the last year.

I'm not kidding. Let's go with bad moms. Okay, bad moms. Okay. I know he wasn't in it, but I'm going to go with it. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Oh, that's interesting. The animated shit, man.

Kevin with the animated movies. Don't judge me. I haven't seen a lot of them. I know that it wasn't that successful, but I know that all those Adam Sandler movies make money. So I'm going to say That's My Boy. Ah, that was it. That's what everybody was thinking of.

That's My Boy. All right. Coming in at number three in Andy Steinberg's top three. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. No way, pops, our main one. I'm just waiting for the two. Coming in at number two, Hotel Transylvania.

And then coming in at number one, Hotel Transylvania 2. All right, now no more audience. God fucking Christ. And then coming in at number one. Hotel Transylvania 2. Hotel Transylvania 2. Yes! All right. Now, no more audience trying to help, because this is going to get intense. Well, they did give me the wrong answer, to be fair. Yeah.

So we'll start with Natalie. I mean, Ricky. OK. Yeah, Ricky. Give us something that's in the top three of David Spade. Oh, probably Tommy Boy. Okay, Kevin. Is he not in that?

Yeah, he's in it. Kevin? You just made a face like he wasn't in it. Okay. I didn't make a face. Oh, now I know what it is. It's just my face. God damn it.

Sorry, Greg. Is it perhaps Hotel Transylvania 2? I don't know. Make a face. Oh, now I know what it is. It's just my face. God damn it. Sorry. Is it perhaps Hotel Transylvania 2? Did you say David Spade? Damn, I didn't catch on. I just worked to lose. I mean, at this point, do I have any choice but to go with Hotel Transylvania? Prime? I don't know.

You got options. Do I? Natalie? Real quick, is this Top Girl seeing of all time? Yeah, after Adjusted for Inflation. I'm going to say Joe Dirt. Okay. They made a Joe Dirt too.

He's the titular Joe Dirt. That's what I thought. I'm doubting myself here. Yeah, it spawned a sequel straight to Crackle. Oh, boy. All right, coming in at number three. I love David Spade, by the way. I love all these people. Number three is Hotel Transylvania 2.

Oh! That's a point for Kevin. And then the number two David Spade movie is Grown Ups. That was my second guess. And number one, the Rugrats movie. What? All right.

This is pretty exciting. Kevin gets to start this final round. If there's a tie, we'll have a tiebreaker. Is this game one to zero to zero to zero? Kevin has two and everyone else is playing. Okay. Everyone else gets participant trophies. Hotel Transylvania.

Kevin Kraft. Kevin James. Who's that? Oh my god. He's the guy that's popular enough to have his TV wife murdered. He was that guy that killed it in Hotel Transylvania 2. Oh, is that your answer? Ah, fuck it. Sure.

Kyle? Oh no! I gotta go grown-ups. Okay. Natalie? Paul Blart. Mall Cop. Ricky?

I'm going to go with Hitch. That got an applause break. All right. Coming in at number three, Paul Blart Mall Cop. Natalie gets a point. Coming in at number two, Grown Ups. Point for Kyle. And coming in at number one, Hitch.

Did I just win? Ricky just took it down. Sorry, man. Three points. Thank you, Hitch. I did not see that coming. Thank you. Thank you, Will Smith. Yeah, great job.

Thank you. That was awesome. Where's Justin? Come get your prizes, Justin. You got to carry these three bags out of here. Yeah, Justin. Congratulations, Justin. You've got to carry these three bags out of here. Yeah, Justin. Congratulations, dude. Was that...

Oh, there you go. If you could do me a favor and spread all that out on the floor and take a picture of all of it and then I need someone to masturbate to if you could send that along. I'd appreciate it. Send that Patagonia vest.

Oh, it looks so soft. What a creep. So, Ricky, you won. So you go first. What do you got to plug? What's coming up? What can we look for you in? Another period, season two

and nothing else. And my podcast with Doug about musicals. Yeah. Do you have a show? and nothing else. And my podcast with Doug about musicals. Yeah. Do you have a show? Scarf a little note, do you have a show coming up?

Not really, no. Just kind of nothing. Yeah. No tour dates or anything? Nothing, no. What are you waiting for? I took the summer off. Listen.

You know what time of year it is right now, right? I know, I know. Sounds like you're taking now off as well. I know. I meant to just take right now, right? I know. I know. It sounds like you're taking now off as well. I know. I meant to just take that. Listen, I don't know. I decided to try to get a life. It was, it's been boring. I'm ready to not have one again.

I'll just put it out there. We can watch movies. Yeah, there we go. Then I'll have a life. Yeah. Do I go next, Doug? Yes, please. Well, there's a movie that I apparently star in called Battle of the Sexes.

Yes! That's playing in theaters right now, right down the street at the Arclight. You can check it out. It starts Emma Stone, Steve Carell, Sarah Silverman, Alan Cumming. Everybody's great. Myself.

From the directors of Little Miss Sunshine. Yeah. And it's a real interesting slice of history, but it's also fun and funny, but also super great to watch right now with all this shit happening to women. It's nice to see a very positive lady story that's way ahead of its time.

A positive lady story. Yeah. That's the tagline. Working time. Ahead of its time like you know like there's not even a woman taking on a man and some stupid thing

like that well is there any other sport where women get pay parody like tennis no modeling

yeah they made it happen the sport of modeling porn yeah women do make more important that's a great point do they really than the men oh yeah Sport of modeling. Porn. Yeah, women do make more in porn. That's a great point, Ricky. Do they really?

The men are just like, oh, I'm going to get... But there's more women than there are men, I think, right? So the men get paid more? No, the women get paid more. Really? Yeah, the men just get a sandwich. Yeah. The men are happy to be there. I guess that's true.

Yeah, those ladies are attractive. Yep, I guess that's true. Pretty sweet gig ladies are attractive. Yep, I guess that's true. Pretty sweet gig. How much porn did you do background in, Doug? Teen Wolf 3? I did hold a boom mic over some porn activity, and it's weird. It's very weird.

He was in Teen Wolf? Yeah. weird he was in he was in peen wolf yeah my early days of living in Los Angeles I would do I would be like a PA on porn film so I usually just had to set up the crew to pay for the for the performers but every once a while they'd be like, here, hold this boom mic over these people who are 69ing. And I'd be like, oh, the valley. What a crazy place. Kyle?

My show is called... Mr. Anderson. Yes, sir. It's called Up All Afternoon. It's every weekdays four in the east, one here in the west. Entertainment Weekly Radio, Sirius XM 105. It's called Up All Afternoon. It's every weekdays, four in the east, one here in the west. Entertainment Weekly Radio, Sirius XM 105. It's me talking to people about pop culture

stuff. It's a fun show. Yeah, we gotta find a show for me to recap with you every week. I can't wait. Is there anything outside of the deuce? Is there anything you've been watching yet, Doug? Yeah. Have you been watching Mindhunter on Netflix? I have trouble.

I'll start a Netflix show, and I'll watch one episode, then I'll start another one, and it just keeps going, and then I lose interest in all of them. Okay. I watched the first episode of American Vandal. I watched that whole thing. I liked it. Yeah?

I did. It gets better. Oh, okay. Because the first episode seemed very clever to me, but it also seemed like, this is a whole series of this? Yeah, there is. It's funny. Okay.

They end up switching it up, though. It's not 10 episodes. They're better. I mean, I liked the first episode, but it just felt pretty self-contained. I was kind of surprised when it had a cliffhanger ending. I was like, oh, I thought this was going to be a different story every week. I thought it was more anthology style. No.

But that's TV. That's not movies. True. Yeah, so don't you dare bring it up ever again. Even though it was me that brought it up. I want to watch that

Meyerowitz stories on Netflix. Oh, yeah, and the Noah Baumbach movie. I like Noah Baumbach and Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler and Dustin Hoffman. Seem like perfect to be all related to each other. So I'm into it.

Kevin Craft. Jason Ellis show. Yeah, the Jason Ellis show on SiriusXM channel 103. Noon to 3pm Pacific. And then the math for Eastern. And I also do a podcast called...

Now look, if you're torn between Kyle and Kevin during the day, because there is some overlap, both of their shows are available on demand. That is true. On the SiriusXM app. It's a good app. Yeah. It is a good app.

And I also have a podcast called Mad Scientist Party Hour on the Riotcast Network. What happens on that show? Eating edibles, telling poop jokes, embarrassing stories from our lives that sometimes involve poop. General, run-of-the-mill stuff. Yeah, it sounds like the heavy emphasis on poop. It sounds like the heavy emphasis on poop. And I just came from doing a show before this one that's called Stone Science,

which is you do science stuff while high. Oh, I get it. Yeah. I don't know if it counts as science, but we tried to put ants into an ant farm. That's science. And it did not go well. Did you get bit? Bit?

By the ants. No, the trouble was they were ants that were too small for an ant farm. You need to get more of those hardy ants. Like these ants were like, fuck this ant farm.

They can have our cookies. Oh, no. Do you think ants have a little bit of sadness when something sugary is also stale? Or do you think they just go right through it as if it's nobody's biz? No, they feel sadness ten times their weight.

Yeah. That's right. Phoenix, Doug Lowe's movie is going to be a stand-up live on October 28th at 420. And this was a lot of fun. Thank you for being here, audience. And thank you to my guests, Ricky Lindholm, Natalie Morales,

Kyle Anderson, Kevin Kraft. As always, I don't know what order to read these in. People who go to Portland instead of seeing Douglas movies are a shithead. So that just sounds like some sort of personal shit.

I don't know where this came from. Maybe there's something new in the news I haven't caught up with. Sweden is a shithead? This person's just tired of neutral countries? And then this is a strong finish. Nazis are a shit.