Doug Loves Movies - Neal Brennan, Retta, Sean Cullen, and Lorenza Izzo Guest

Episode Date: September 9, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with 50-ass-a-pop or turtles in his feet. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug Loves Movies! Hey everybody, my name's Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Did I hear like somebody blowing a pitch pipe? To try to get everybody... Let's do it one more time. Blow that pitch pipe again. That was terrible.

Los Angeles, what am I going to do with you? It's been a bumpy road here at the UCB Theater. This early 7 o'clock time slot has made it difficult for the guests and for audience members to get here in time and having to stand around out in the L.A. sun for over an hour or so to get in here. Even though anybody who, for the listeners, anybody who showed up at 658 could be sitting right here. Could be sitting, there's like, you know, there's not a ton of seats, but there's a few great seats.

You didn't have to wait in line because that's the number one reason you didn't come. Because I don't want to wait in line for something I might not get into. Is the mantra of Los Angeles. Compared to everywhere else in the goddamn universe. Where something that's free to get into. People will fucking show up. There's only a 100 seat theater we have to fill. I sell more tickets when we do this in another venue on another day and time. i i swear sometimes i think it's just uh tuesdays at seven o'clock

it's just a bitch for people but uh here's the real test uh let's let's see your name tags los angeles we got uh maybe about a dozen possibly out of out of about 100 people. I think I brought enough. Right now, I'm going to give a GatewayDuck2 force fund to everybody who brought a name tag. Yay! Thank you.

The listeners right now are getting nervous. Just silence while this happens. There you go. There you go. I love this. Thanks, guys. I apologize.

There's a couple more name tags than the number of CDs I brought. We're coming to you, of course, from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday, September 9th, 2014, Wolf of Wall Street, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Temple of Dubes, Days of Thunder, Bold and Lightfoot, Fistway.

Yeah. Denver, Colorado, next Monday, September 15th, I'm doing stand-up at Comedy Works, and, of course, September 15th, I'm doing stand-up at Comedy Works. And, of course, there will be games or game at the end of the show, so bring your name tags. And Jordan's back in Los Angeles. He's got his baseball. He tweeted me and said, you know, as long as people aren't bringing name tags, can the baseball come back into effect?

I said yes. My guests are probably not listening right now, so let's see if Jordan gets picked. From the corrections department, advertising division, some of you heard me say Walter Parks was in Tusk, and of course I meant to say Michael Parks, who is in fact an actor who I admire, and it's been fixed, but I apologize for the trauma anyone

who heard me say Walter had to go through. I mean, at least you're not turning into a walrus. Hashtag walrus, yes. And we bleeped the second shithead on the Vegas show because that particular audience

member thought it would be fun to make me mention the venue that we had had a lot of problems with in Vegas, including potential lawsuits. So I didn't want to mention again. I've moved on from that incident. The Plaza Theater at the Plaza

Hotel was a lovely venue. Totally air-conditioned. And maybe I'll play there again sometime. The guests backstage are so loud, it's like there's so much more excitement going on backstage than out here, so I'm just going to introduce them and hope that they're paying some sort of attention

and will actually come out here. Please give a big, warm welcome to returning winner Lorenza Izzo along with Neil Brennan, Sean Cullen, and Retta. Go ahead and pick up your microphones because you'll be using those. So I guess Sean spoke off mic, but Neil spoke into the mic, so I'll give you guys a tie in the Pete Holmes game, which is the who speaks first on the show.

I thought it was a fake laugh thing. You laugh at your own jokes super hard. I'll give you an award for that as well. Thank you all for being here. There's lots of great stuff in the prize bag, including a Douglas Movies T-shirt. Yeah, you heard right. And then we'll find out what everybody else brought for the bag

as we go down the row. Let's start with ladies first. Lorenza Izzo's back, you guys. Yes. Hola. Lorenza Izzo está de vuelta, chicos. Un ganador de alguna manera de la semana pasada. No sé ni en qué idioma hablas. Eli estaba aquí con vosotros la semana pasada Eli was here with you last week to help you in the game but today you're going to be on your own

but we're also going to play an easier game than last week who said I was going to be on my own? I'm telling you, you're going to be on your own oh, is Eli here? maybe there's a lady in the audience that said maybe. Okay, so you come in and

stand behind her and whisper in her ear during the game portion of the show. But she's on her own for the chat portion of the show. And what did you bring for the prize bag? I'll be mailing it. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. We'll get information. It'll be special.

What'll it be? Like a DVD? Yeah. Yeah. Of my Spanish movies. What? Really? Yeah. I want to do a Quipanatuala one. With English subtitles? Yeah. Oh, okay. They have it, right? I hope so. I want to check out all your movies. They're in Netflix. I'm excited. Alright. I'll do it.

I know Netflix. But also here today, please give a big warm welcome to Mr. Neil Brennan, everybody. I know I said ladies first earlier. Red is definitely a lady. Fucking it all up. Neil, what did you bring for the bag? I brought the award-winning documentary series 30 for 30 on DVD. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, volumes one and two. These are big and heavy and also critically acclaimed. I have yet to see a 30 on 30 because I'm not really a sports guy. But I watch... You don't have to be. That's what they tell me.

They're human stories. They're little movies of human stories. Yes. Of endurance. And, like, does. They're little movies of human stories. Of endurance. Like, does any... There's one called The Two Escobars. That's one of the best movies you'll ever see.

It's fucking amazing. And who are the two Escobars? Calvim? Pablo Escobar, the famous drug dealer that we all know. Oh my god. Just another one. Another Escobar. Who's like an athlete? Or is ESPN just branching out?

They found a guy in East LA last name Escobar. But they got him at a really interesting time in his life. No, he's a soccer player for the Mexican national soccer team. It's an unbelievable movie. That's just one out of the 30

that you're going to receive. Well, thank you for bringing that. My pleasure. Some of the people bring stuff that they're proud of from their own work. And so we bring ourselves to... Sean Cullen is here, everybody. I'm not here.

Speaking of... Now, this man was just on the award-winning program Comics Unleashed, taped here in Los Angeles. He came down from Canada to do it, and they gave him a T-shirt and a mug, and he's so proud of this show and his work on it that he was like, I want to pass this along. I want to pay it forward.

And someone tonight is going to get a Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen mug. Tremendous. And a shirt. It's tremendous. Yeah. It's tremendous. Can I just say, it was stuffed into the cup. The shirt. Yeah. What was weird

was Byron Allen rammed into that cup and said, now put it on. I don't know why he was so bitchy with me. I don't get it. I can't get in that cup. I can't get in that cup and move around enough

to get into the shirt. Is he crazy? There it is. Thank you for bringing it. Kelvim Escobar is another great Escobar. Who's that now? Kelvim. Kelvim?

Speaking of bringing it. Kelvim? A person who brings it every time. Kelvim Escobar. Whether it's on Parks and Recreation or in her role in Sex Ed. Yoo-hoo! Yeah. Co-starry with Lorenza.

Retta is here, you guys. Yeah. Yes. No last name necessary. You did that a long time ago, too. That's ballsy early in your career to be like, I'm just going to go one name and see if it works out.

Before I moved here. Yeah. That's because my full name is Marietta Sirleaf and I was doing an open mic in Raleigh, North Carolina and the guy was like, who's up next? I was like, Marietta Sirleaf. And he was like, what? And I was like, ugh, just Retta. And that's how I became Retta. Bam. Yeah.

Legends are born that way. Cher was the same deal. It was a shitty MC. Cherim Escobar. In North MC. Cherim Escobar. In North Carolina. Cherim Escobar. Now, you brought a giant bag of stuff, Retta. I did.

I got a lot of shit at my house. I brought snacks. That's so nice. Oreos of both persuasions. I know those exist. Lots of snacks. Golden Oreos. What does that mean?

It's just their vanilla candy. And then here's a little walking robot. Pencil sharpener. That's amazing. iPhone case. Jesus. iPhone 5? Is it an iPhone 5? That's amazing The iPhone case Jesus iPhone 5? Is it an iPhone 5?

That one I don't know That might be 5 That might be Yeah it's unbelievable Netflix sent me that That's from Orange is the New Black Orange is the New Black

That's a good one Wow It's a very hot show Doug Incredibly Incredibly popular There's a ton of stuff in here It's a Parks 100 episode Long sleep tea It says 100 episodes on the back City of Pawnee shirt you guys Joe Duck. Incredibly, incredibly popular. There's tons of stuff in here. It's a Parks 100 episode long sleep tee.

It says 100 episodes on the back. City of Pawnee shirt, you guys. More phone cases. There's another one in there. This is a two pack. Do you want to switch up halfway through your call?

It's a two pack phone case? Yeah. It's a two-pack phone case? Yeah. It's a very hard-edged phone case. This is you and Aziz, and it says, treat yourself. It's a treat yourself phone case. Some Nutella. Fuck it. Treat cozy.

Cozy, cozy. What's inside this little American? It's House of Cards candy. House of Cards? fuck it drink cozy cozy cozy what's inside this little American it's house of cards candy house of cards there's four packs in there

and they say shit like I hate fire and dumb shit like that you brought the smallest lava lamp I've ever seen

I got that at Rashida's birthday party what you got it where Rashida's last birthday party Rashida Jones yes

was giving these to everybody? There's lots of toys on the table and you can just take whatever you want. And I get very fascinated. So there's that. But the light drives me crazy in my closet. It's just never ending, this bag of stuff. And that's an orange is the new black. What is it called? You put it in your computer?

Yeah, you put it in your computer. A USB key? Yeah. USB key. Key drive? But it's a screwdriver if you put it together. Oh, my God. That's so amazing.

Oh, and a Parks and Rec mug. Oh, that's worth it. It says, a game is the foot on it. So, yeah. So, it's a pretty amazing prize bag. Oh, also, I brought from, I think it's from a company called Botanicals, a fun pipe that I only used a few times. It's got a little resin in it. And then, oh, there they are, Botanicals.

And then some Pops hot dogs, of course. And then also from High Logic Clothing, a beautiful T-shirt that says, a blue shirt with kush and big pink letters on it. So this is quite a, you're going to have a lot of explaining to do if someone arrests you while you have all this stuff. Pretty amazing prize bag. So that's another reason why LA listeners should come out

and make your name change. You could quickly disguise your phone, though. You could change the look of your phone immediately and hide in plain sight. I'm just trying to get all this shit in the bag. So much stuff. So, Retta, you're in Sex Ed with our friend Lorenza,

and also Haley Joel Osment is in it, and he plays like a rather aged virgin. Yes. You're a bartender at his local hang, and every time you speak to him it's just the wisdom does not stop flowing. How aged is he at this point?

70? For reals or in the movie? For realsies. For realsies he must be 27? He's 26. 26 and in the movie he's a 23 year old virgin and Retta just schools him but isn't it amazing how 23-year-old virgins just can't,

they just can't follow advice. Even from the sassiest of black ladies, he cannot apply your wisdom to his life. Well, I didn't employ any of this, so that probably would have... Yeah, you only went, only the

eyes rolled, No neck roll. But you rolled your eyes at him a lot because he's a fucked up character, that kid. Did you call him Honey? Honey Child? Probably. Darling, doll, baby. Yeah, all of it. Sweetie. Yeah, she's the bartender everybody wishes they had. All the terms of endearment.

Yeah, she knows your drink and makes it for you as soon as you walk in and then says, what's your fucking problem? And it's called Sex Ed and it's out on November 7th on demand, I believe. And in selected theaters. Some amazing theaters.

How does a theater get selected? It's quite a process. I think it's a long process of color selection. Is there a vetting process? Yeah. You know where they found Pablo Escobar? One of the selected theaters.

He was watching a movie that had only shown in selected theaters. I think there was actually a soccer player, an Escobar soccer player. Oh my god, kicked him in the balls until he was dead. I don't know. I stopped paying attention for like a small window. Don't worry.

And when I came to, I was in the middle of the video. We were hoping you'd fill it in. And I couldn't help it. I just heard Escobar, just like you going, Escobar. I'd like to push the Escobar on this one. Escobar. I don't know if that was a good idea. For a radio show?

I've been too long on Comics Unleashed, I think. I'm expecting people to set me up for things. And they're not happening. But isn't it true, though, that you like cats? Yeah, because we got Comics Unleashed. Here's a funny thing happened to me, for things. And they're not happening. But isn't it true, though, that you like cats? Yeah, because we get comments on leaves. Here's a funny thing that happened to me, Byron.

A cat crawled into my mouth and died in it. Well, that's interesting. I hear you like skiing. I turned to no one on that one. Have you done this show before? I haven't. You did it, though?

I've done it. I did it once. I didn't know the set up. The premise. They were too small and I didn't understand what he was saying and I was like

what the fuck are you talking about? I was really worried. So Reda you like Sebastian Bane? And I was like so I was in my car I don't know

I was in my car driving Oh driving okay. Because I did not understand. We all have to drive sometimes. Let's talk about it. This is my favorite part of the show when he says Drive it okay. We all have to drive sometimes. Let's talk about it. This is my favorite part of the show.

When he says, applause, applause. To get people applauding. They cut that part out of the show. Oh my God, it's so disconcerting. Well, you're talking and you finish. You're really looking for return booking here. It doesn't quite land. I could say it was alright. But something doesn't quite land. I could say it was alright, but it didn't quite.

Something doesn't quite land. There was a robot and it had a human eye. Nothing. And you were going, applause, applause everybody, applause. Okay. Next. I hear your leg is running.

We're going to edit the shit out of this show from now on. Do they still have a shark tank on the set? Yeah, a little baby shark. Did you get to meet the shark? I was in the tank. Applause. Applause.

Applause. Applause. Lorenza, have you been to the movies since we saw you last Tuesday? No, I have not, but I have seen a very good movie. What? Diva. Who? What's that?

Jean-Jacques Beniet. Oh, okay. Did I say it right? Maybe. Are you speaking English still? Well, he also did Betty Blue, French film director. Okay. Very good.

Who's in that? Diva is like a, is that a new movie? No, really old, from the 80s, I want to say. That's a long time ago. that's a long time ago I think I wasn't even born yet I wasn't selected yet to be born

I was selected to be at that select theater I wasn't yet gone through that process of selection it's rigorous do you recommend it? yes I do it's very good is there like a Do you recommend it? Yes, I do. It's very good.

Yeah, I kept picturing, is there like a blue lady in it? Yeah, it's based on a novel. It's very interesting. It's about this opera singer and this postman that falls in love with her and he keeps following her around and they have this love story and at the same time,

there's these classic characters of French policemen and detectives and I could talk for hours about it, but it's very, very beautiful. I think I'll bore people. I don't know. But that's a strong recommendation. People can check it out if they want to. It is really good.

It's a very kind of dark. I don't think it's very well known at all. And when it came out, the critics destroyed it. And I think it's so worth seeing. It's really good. If you're ever bored and want to check out a good dark movie. It's like Ishtar. It's like Escobar.

Just Escobar. The hilarious comedy about the death of Pablo Escobar. Neil, have you been to the movies? Last movie I saw was Boyhood. Oh, how is it? Sorry. It takes you like eight years to watch it.

It's a really long movie. And I gotta say, not enough story for the kid. I'm the kid. Right. No, that's why I haven't seen it. Because I'm afraid of that. And people are like, no, it's so moving. And it's such a rewarding experience.

No, yeah. I'm glad I saw it. And they're like, it's like watching a child grow up. Yeah. And I'm like, no. I've kind of seen that in my own way. I've watched people grow up and it's not that exciting.

The best part of it was Ethan Hawke. Really? Who says that about anything? I know. He plays the child through the whole movie. He never grows up? He looks old when he starts. What about you, Sean? You saw something on the plane, I bet, coming here.

Yeah. What was that? Well, I did see a movie, but I shouldn't talk about it, should I? Why not? Well, I saw, what did I watch? I watched Maleficent. Oh, okay. That's why you don't want to talk about it. But I went to, you know, I have toficent. Oh, okay. That's why I didn't want to watch.

You don't want to talk about it. He's doing the Benson movie interruption of Maleficent tomorrow night at Cinefamily. It will be a treat to have him. But, you know, I wish I would have said to you, you don't have to watch it before...

I didn't plan to. And you just sort of watched it. It's not cheating, really. I've seen it. But a lot of my panelists usually haven't seen the movie, and that's always fun, too. But you liked it, though. I did.

And every time someone asks me what movie to see, I say Guardians of the Galaxy. It's one of my favorite movies I've ever seen. You seemed pretty excited about it when I saw you earlier. It's always held onaldana has been blue. She's been green. She has been sad. She has been pale brown.

She has been darker brown. She has gone all the way through a realm of colors and each one more provocative than the last. I find her incredibly sexy. Colorful. Especially when she's green.

That's where I think she's best. I don't know what it is about her, but I like her I like her hues. What is pale brown? That's a beige, but it's not she has a beigeness to her in some films. I would say in Star Trek,

she was sick during Star Trek. She had stomach poisoning. Stomach poisoning, not food poisoning. Someone had taken a long syringe and poisoned her stomach. It was horrific that someone would do that.

But it worked for the film. Didn't it? Tremendous. She looked pained throughout. But yeah, I love that. Who would have thought, Dave? You like her. What's your order of sexy?

What Zoes are you attracted to? Well, I think green first. Blue, she had a tail that you had to plug into. I don't have a tail. I don't have a tail and I think it would be unrewarding. I think for both of us.

So I'm going to put that last. But I was going to go with green. Then, I don't know. Stomach sick? Stomach poisoned? Do one of the browns. The browns?

How about, um... So you don't seem racist. A sienna. Go with the darker. How about a sienna? Go with one of the darker browns. And then a beautiful chestnut. Anywhere in there.

I'd say green, Chestnut, Sienna, Stomach Poisoned. I think she really stretched when she went from playing Sienna Miller to Morris Chestnut. Oh my God, she is so gifted. Reda, have you been

to the movies lately? Yeah, the last movie that I saw was Guardians at the premiere. Oh, so good. Oh, the premiere. He's done very well for himself.

That Pratt, Pratt, Pratt is pretty awesome. Holy cow. He is. Skyrocketing. What? Skyrocketing to fame. Yeah. Ooh, child.

Him dancing to the crazy. That was a brilliant moment where you're just like, why does this not happen in Clint Eastwood movies? Where he's about to get shot in the face and he's like, uh, stop.

In the name of love. Come on. Don't shoot me. You. That was a brilliant moment. I'm stealing your time. There's a lot of good moments in that one, yeah. Oh my god. And Brennan has a lot of good moments. It was not fast. It went over his head. It went over his head. What I said just went

over his head. No, it would not go over my head. My reflexes are very fast, and I would catch it. That is a brilliant, brilliant lie. Renna, what's that music video that you're in that I see from time to time where you're talking on a psychiatrist's couch? It's a dude from Fun, right? I want to get better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? Antonov. Jack. Jack Antonov. What's his band called? Beechers? Bleachers. Bleachers, yeah. I want to get better song has a lot of people interesting actors being on a

shrinks couch and you say things throughout the video. How'd that happen? Lena Dunham is his girlfriend, and she's a friend, and so she emailed me and said, can you do this video? And I didn't realize that Jack had a new band.

Right. And so I thought, oh, this is some top secret fun shit. I was telling my friends, I'm gonna be in a fun video. I'm gonna be in a fun video. I wasn't in a fun video. I'm sure it was still fun to do.

It was fun. And it was one day. I think we did everything in one day, which was a lot for as well that it turned out. But it was fun. I got to hang out. It wasn't bleachers? It was fun. I'm not sure.

Is it the band that's called Bleachers? Because Jack was the only one that was there yeah I mean he's the front man of it probably but it's like his side project but they still sometimes

don't just put their name on it they give it a got it grander name cap it up is it Bleachers that's in there bleaching things

or is it sitting in the Bleachers I would imagine but I don't know yeah I'm just guessing I don't know. Yeah, I'm just guessing. He probably came up with a name while he was watching Grease. They were singing about their summer. He was like, that's a perfect name for a band.

The Bleachers. Or maybe when he was watching National Lampoon's Animal House and Bluto was looking up the girl's skirt on the bleachers. Maybe that's when he thought of it. It's time for me to say let the games begin! What I need you guys to do we're running kind of late so if you can

do it quickly that would be awesome is just go out into the audience and select the name tag you would like to play for. There are some pretty good ones that I can see. And just go walk over to them and grab the one you want to play for and then bring it back to your seat. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back after these messages.

All right, we're back. Who are you playing for, Lorenza? Look at this. I'm playing for Alyssa Stormtrooper. It's a little bobby hat. Look. It's been made of boys. It says, this is the name tag you're looking for on the front of it.

That's a pretty creative one. I want to get a good shot of it here. I'm trying to start my vine up. It's like the most awesomest one. It's like it was selected. Like it's selected. Yeah. The chosen like the most awesomest one. It's like it was selected. Like it's selected. Yeah. The chosen one. You definitely got the best one. Your technique right now, Doug, is amazing.

Thank you. Your technique is terrible. Alright, Neil, who do you think? Tell us your name. Demi. I guess. That's your name, right? Demi. Demi. Alright, that's weird. I guess. That's your name, right? Demi. Demi.

All right. And that's instead of... I was way off. That's like you changed the poster, her, to Demi? I mean, it's a picture... I mean, why does her even need to get involved? It's like a picture of you and your name, and there's no real parody of her at all.

Who are you playing for, Sean? I'm playing for Rianna Conda. Starring Jon Voight, Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, and Eric Stoltz. And Retta, who's this you're playing for? This looks like a very stylish thing yeah why it says my Danish name

don't say that oh my god it's a long one too if you lose today at the end of the show I'll call somebody a shithead on their behalf and that's what that is it's a very long it's a long winded shithead. Everybody should have a shithead on the back

of their thing there. To determine who goes first today in our games, we're going to do a little something called Doing Lines with Mark! Mark! So Mark Wahlberg has generously donated his time

I'm charging for this shit Look at his bracelet You should probably mention that to me because I don't I can't think of any How you guys doing? You doing good or what? I missed him last week. Hey, Retta.

Maybe you can call a dude back sometimes? It's my bad. I just want to go for a ride. Why can't we just go for a fucking ride? Up to Solvang? We'll look at windmills? Wow, I had no idea. I just want to get to know you. Who cares, right? Wow, I had no idea.

I just want to get to know you. Who cares, right? Oh, my God. I didn't know that he was stalked, that you were being stalked by Mark Wahlberg. I reached out. It's not called fucking stalking. It's called reaching out.

All right, Mark. Let's do some lines. You want to do a line? Yeah, sure. All right, here we go, guys. So Mark's going to say a line from a movie, hopefully a classic one, hopefully something that people recognize. Is it a Mark Wahlberg movie?

It doesn't have to be a Mark Wahlberg movie. It's a silent movie. Oh, no. Mark, it's got to have words. It's a podcast. People listen to it. First lips. But whatever you want. Whatever you want. Alright, so Mark Wahlberg The first lips. But whatever you want. Whatever you want. All right. Whatever.

All right. So Mark Wahlberg. Oh, my God. Is going to do a line from a silent movie? No, it's got words on it. Okay. All right. They call those listeners. So just say it as soon as you know it, you guys.

Are you ready? Yeah, here we go. All right. Look good. Feel good. Here we go. it, you guys. Are you ready? Yeah, here we go. All right. Look good, feel good. Here we go. Wait, that wasn't part of it? That's just part of life, bro. Look good, feel good, Retta.

Here we go. Everybody here calls me psycho. And you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Neil? Stripes. It is stripes. That's correct. So we're supposed to go as quickly as we can.

I get it. Thank you, Mark. All right. See you around the bank, Mark. So we were supposed to jump in and say that as quickly as we could. Yeah, yeah. No, you're a very polite panel. I did not know what we were doing.

Was I right to say I know it? No, that was what you should have done. Well, no, you could have just yelled it out. I could have just yelled it out. You could just say stripes. Stripes! You can't just bark. It's got to be the actual word. Stripes! Yeah, there you go.

The S that makes it separates us from the dogs. Yeah, the dogs just think everything is one thing. They don't have plurals. They don't have plural. Plural. Yeah, they don't have plural. All that last game, man, is that Neil gets to go first.

Oh, that's fun. In this game. gets to go first. Oh, that's fun. In this game. The one that matters. The one that's serious. We're going to play, to determine our winner today, a round of Last Man Stanton. No applause. Where is Byron Allen when you need him?

So, yeah. So, I guess there's no reason to be excited about which game we're playing. But we're going to start with you, Neil. And here's how this game works. We're going to get an actor, actress, or director from an audience member is going to suggest one. And then we're going to take turns. I'm going to play along because I like to play. And we're going to take turns naming movies that that person was involved in.

And when you can't think of one, you're out. And you only get to think about it for two and a half minutes. I meant seconds. Yeah. We'd like to try to move it along. We've got about nine minutes left in the show. Apologies to put your

hands together. Because I don't think this is going to happen. Who here tonight in the audience thinks they traveled the furthest distance to be at this taping? Hand raised. I like it. Sydney. Where? From Sydney? Australia?

No, it's probably Sydney, Arizona. So all the way from Sydney, and you didn't come here specifically for this. You did a bunch of things while you were here. What else did you see? The Taj Mahal? Road tripping from Seattle. You did what? You road tripped from Seattle?

So you saw the whole coast? You went to Burning Man? Oh, aren't you a bad decision maker? You burned. So you saw the whole coast. You went to Burning Man. Oh, aren't you a... Did he burn? Decision maker. He burned. How'd you fit in there? Was it good?

It's weird. It's weird, right? Yeah, I wish you'd asked me first. All right, so what's your name from Sydney? It'd be weird if your name was Sydney. Sydney from Josh. I'd be weird if your name was Sydney. Sydney from Josh. I would like you to just name someone who has a large body of work. Do you listen to Doug Lowe's movies regularly?

Okay, so you've heard the kinds of people we do. Who's one when you're sitting at home in Sydney, you're like, oh, I wish they would do, you know, why aren't they doing Hugh Jackman or whatever? I'm sure that's what you think there. How can you think about anybody else? What about John Lithgow? John Lithgow, I love it.

That's a great one. Is that how they say it in Australia? John Lithgow. Let's get Eli Roth in here because Lorenza is having a stroke over there because I bet you she can't name one. Can you name one John Lithgow movie?

You don't tell her any yet. But Eli's going to help you out. He'll be on your shoulder whispering answers in your ear because I want you to win again tonight and come back again next week. And then the week after,

and the week after. It's cool. We're just friends. It's cool. All right. So, Neil starts us off. Name a movie that John Lithgow is in. The World According to Garp. Yes. Went way back on that one.

Yeah. Such a great movie. I believe it was his first Academy Award nomination. Lorenza, Eli, team Lorenza, Eli. Oh. But he hasn't asked anything yet. Oh, I have asked. Oh, Raising Cain.

Yes. Yes. Brian De Palma, classic. As long as we're in that zone, I will go with Blowout. Wow. Yeah.

Nice. Greta? I can only think of one. I can't think of the name of it. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, you can't think of the name of it Retta? I can only think of one, and I can't think of the name of it. Oh, that's perfect. Oh, you can't think of the name of it, though. I can't think of the name of it. Oh, I hate to kick you out this early.

It's all right. You know... Hey, maybe somebody could back her up. This is unprecedented. I'm just saying, if she gets home... Mark Wahlberg is going to partner up with Retta. Woo-hoo!

Good luck to Sean and Neil at this point. They're up against some strong teams here. All right, Mark's helping her out. Harry and the Hendersons. Yes. Go, Retta! That's how we fucking do. You let me know if you need me, okay?

I'll just be right here looking at you. Wait, you're gonna walk out every time? He needs a fucking entrance every time. He can't just hang out. Oh, no. Sean?

What are you... You can't possibly be throwing in the towel already well I'm thinking and I you know John Lithgow yes

nope I don't think everybody's ever said his name with such urgency John Lithgow John Lithgow what's wrong with you

oh Jesus Murphy well let me give you a second to think because I'd love to do this when you're on the show. Just really quickly, while you're thinking about Lithgow and other go-go Lithgow productions,

could you please favor us with, could you perform the theme song from Harry and the Hendersons? How am I supposed to be thinking of another movie while I'm singing a song? I think you can do it. Hey, what's that sound in the bushes? Hey, who's that guy over there covered in hair?

It's Harry, Harry and the Hendersons. It's Harry, Harry and the Hendersons. It's a word that sounds the same, though it's spelled differently. He is Harry, and his name is Harry. Can you see the joke in that? He's Harry and the Hendersons.

It's Harry and the Hendersons. Oh my God. and a Henderson. Oh my God. See, that was a lot of time to think. Nothing? He's not an actor I followed closely. Brother, me out. A lot of supporting roles. That's the thing.

He didn't support a lot. I was going to say Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, but he was in the musical on Broadway. Yeah. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. All right.

Sucko. Well, you're out then. No, I'm going to say Apocalypse Now. Oh, good guess. You're out. Neil? No, I'm going to say Apocalypse Now. Oh, good guess. You're out. Neil. Hard, isn't it?

Wait, now I have to go? Yeah, any John Lithgow movie. We're all just naming them until we run out. Oh, I'm out. I've been out. What do you mean? I've been out, man. You can't name any John Lithgow movies?

He's got a movie out now with the dude. What's that called? I don't know. No one knows. I don't know. I think I know what it's called. Raising Cane 2. Something about company.

Is the word company in it? No. Want to say like comfort of strangers? Nope. You're in the ballpark, but you're out. Lorenza, Eli? Obsession. Oh, okay.

It's another De Palma movie. Have we banged out all the De Palma movies he was in? Maybe. Maybe. Oh, maybe. Maybe not. I think we have, but maybe not.

I'm going to go with The Campaign. I didn't see that. Yeah, yeah. My friend Zach was in that. Retta, with a little help from Mark.

Mark, I got you, bro. Cliffhanger. I'm fucking bringing it right now. Cliffhanger. I'm fucking bringing it right now. Cliffhanger. I knew he was in the musical on Broadway. How did... Wasn't there, like, what was the song right before the act break in Cliffhanger, the musical, on Broadway?

How did that go? Will I be able to hold onto this rope? I don't know. Wait a minute. Nope. I should be able to sing my way back into the game. I think that's a good point.

Alright. Team Eli, Lorenza. I love that when he whispers it to her, she might say it wrong. Into the microphone. I will throw them out. They're debating it. Okay.

Say it. Just say it. Last guess. Okay. Porky's 2 or Steel Magnolia? Porky's 2 or Steel Magnolia? Wow. Eli, are you messing with her?

No, no. I thought you could do better than that. I'm trying to do the John Lithgow, southern John Lithgow movies, where he's a very southern man. And I was just trying to do movies where people talk like that. Are we doing lines with Eli right now? That's my shit, bro.

I'm John Lithgow. You guys are out. You're out, you're out, you're out. Why? Thank you for playing. It's funny funny because I have the two DVD set of Steel Magnolias and that other movie. Can't even remember the other movie.

Porky's 2. Porky's 1 for the longest time was the largest grossing Canadian movie of all time. Bob Clark, big Canadian director. Max Payne came out and destroyed that fucking movie. all time. Bob Clark, big Canadian director. And then Max Payne came out

and destroyed that fucking movie. Oh, shit. Mark! That is shit. That is disrespectful. I'm going to go with, for John Lithgow, I'm going to go with

This Is 40. What? Yeah. There's a movie called This Is 40. He was in it. And then we toss it back to Retta and Mark. I got this one, babe. She's got it. Retta's in. called This Is 40. He was in it. And then we toss it back to Reda and Mark.

I got this one, babe. She's got it. Reda's in. Do it, girl. I got you. You just hang on to those beautiful nails. Okay. Ricochet.

Ricochet, yes. I swear to God that's what I was going to tell you. I swear to God. We're meant to be. I don't know why you fight. Reda never would have had an answer to this game if John Lithgow never worked with Denzel I was thinking

Raising Cain was Ricochet I was going to say Ricochet but I thought he said Raising Cain you did right? no my girl did I'm going to say fucking idiot I'm going to go with Terms of Endearment oh yeah that's right

Academy Award nominee for that as well. Mark Retta? Mark Retta? I gave you everything I had, girl. Oh, shit, you're spent? Unless Third Rock from the Sun made a movie. I don't have shit. They did.

It's called Looper. He's in Looper? No. I meant 30 Days of Summer. Oh, you're talking about Jay Gord's? Jay Gord's? Yeah, I mean, I know that's what you call him. Was he in Seabiscuit?

I don't think so. No? He was the horse. Brenna, just say that as your answer so you and I can get out of here. All right. That's my answer, Seabiscuit. That's incorrect. So I'm the winner, but the audience has more.

Footloose, of course. Footloose. He tried to stop music and dancing. He was so evil. Buckaroo Banzai, monkey boy. Another very funny line from the Planet of the Apes. Line from Guardians of the Galaxy. There very funny line. Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Line from Guardians of the Galaxy. There's this house.

Everybody in this town has got sticks up their asses. Who put the sticks in their asses? Why did they do? Who did such a thing? Are you doing fucking lines now? What is this show? All right, I'm going to roll. Hey, Mark Wahlberg, everybody.

I'm going to have Donnie pull the car around. Jesus. I'll never forget you, Retta. So that means that Retta is our winner, though. She took it down. Wow. Yeah. So we're not going to read Anna's really long

shithead thing about Danish neighbors and raccoons. Sorry we have to miss out on that. But come get your prize bag. Yeah, congratulations. Prize bags. She gets it all. There you go. Congratulations.

Good job. And if those have shitheads on the back of them, go ahead and pass them to me. And that doesn't have one. Oh, oh. Where is that her guy, Demi? Demi's over here. Come over here. Just write somebody for me to call a shithead on the back of your poster. Just anybody. Whoa, whoa. Anybody, really. Just write somebody for me to call a shithead on the back of your poster. Just anybody.

Is this the guy from Her? That was funny. That was really funny. Alright, so is Eli still over there? Eli and Lorenzo, what have you got to plug? What are your plugs? You're better at this.

Yeah, you're better at this. A great John Lithgow movie called Porky's 2. I think you'll all enjoy it greatly. You don't have any real plugs? No real plugs? No, just Hemlock Grove, season 2 on Netflix, and we're going to do season 3, so thank you all for watching. No, just Hemlock Grove, season two on Netflix. And we're going to do a season three.

So thank you all for watching. There you go. And continue that. We've got me and Unforreadable here on my side. That's her Twitter handle, Unforreadable. We've got Sex Ed coming out on November 7th. And yeah, that's kind of it. Thank you so much for coming back.

I appreciate it. Thank you for having me. Neil Brennan has a program on the Sundance channel called The Approval Matrix. That is correct. Approval Matrix. And it's just all things pop culture. It's not hip-hop.

Yeah, it's pop culture, yeah. And when you go back there, like when you show up on the set, are you going to be embarrassed that you couldn't name any John Lithgow movies? Because that sort of falls's pop culture, yeah. And when you go back there, when you show up on the set, are you going to be embarrassed that you couldn't name any John Lithgow movies? Because that sort of falls under pop culture. No, I'm going to be all right. And the Champs podcast with our pal Moshe Kasher.

Yeah, check that out. I assume you mostly talk about sports on there. When you get around to it. Moshe's dead. I don't think he knows what sports are. when you get around to it? Moshe's dead. I don't think he knows what sports are.

But the little logo for the show and the name makes it seem like it's about sports. Oh, I know. It's just a misnomer. Oh, okay. I have to check it out, though. You do what? We only talk about and to black people. Oh. Reddits been on the show.

There you go. I'm black you know hold it hold it we're trying to get a chestnut Zoe Saldana on the show as well chestnut

it's a beautiful mahogany I always forget teak because I've never listened to I've never listened to the Chance podcast, but

you've heard it, right, Sean? How's the theme song go? What's happening? What are you listening to? You took a chance. That's it? That's a crazy theme song.

Why are you listening? You took a chance. Here we go. What are you you listening? You took a chance. Here we go. What are you listening to? You took a chance. If you think it's butter, but it's not. It's chiffon. There used to be a butter margarine company in Canada. Similar theme song, so I ripped it off.

We have chiffon here. Do you have chiffon? And that theme song, yeah. Yeah. We totally have it. If you think it's only a theme song, so I ripped it off. We have chiffon here. Do you have chiffon? And that theme song, yeah. Yeah. We totally have it. Everything gets buttered. Okay. Unforgettable. So look for Sean on Comics Unleashed

late at night when you have nothing else to watch. Yeah. You're flipping around. I have a new album out. There you go. On iTunes. It's called Live from Planet Serpo. How do you spell Serpo? S-E-R-P-O. You know how I spell it?

Reda. Parks and Reda on NBC Thursday nights. Also starring in Sex Ed. With my new friend, Haley Joel Osment, I found out he followed me on Twitter, and we've been writing back and forth, and we'll get him on here sometime soon. Yeah, he wanted to come tonight,

but he was shooting too late. I think he also will, I've heard rumors that he might come on my weed show. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And I can't wait, because after a few hits, I'm definitely going to say to them,

I see high people. Thank you to all of my guests. Thank you, Lorenza, Neil, Sean, and Retta. No last names necessary. I'll be in Nashville November 6th and 8th, douglasmovies.com, for all my dates and deets. And we're only eight minutes over.

That's not too bad. And as always, not winning the prize bag on your birthday is a shithead. U.S. Border Services Officer in Toronto Airport is a shithead. I know that guy. He's terrible.

That one guy is ruining it for everybody. And speaking of ruining things, Ray Rice is a it for everybody. And speaking of ruining things, Ray Rice is a shit. Now it's time to go to watch another talkie. Rise up, both of you, and try what's next. Hip-hoppy, there's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.