Doug Loves Movies - Nick Hexum, P-Nut, and Graham Elwood Guest

Episode Date: March 24, 2011

Doug welcomes 311 members Nick Hexum and P-Nut, along with comedian Graham Elwood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth. They're still not warm, then he won't sleep, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody You don't have to respond necessarily Where did my notes go? That's always a tragic start to the show When I can't find my notes It's such a big, exciting bag of stuff For some lucky audience member tonight

Yeah, I mean it's not all good stuff. Some of it's crap, but it's in a giant bag. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you from in front of a live audience. Why did I

write it that way? Coming to you in front of from a live... It's a taping. We're doing a taping at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. It's March 22nd to Ocean's Eleven. I won't be here next week because part two of my South by Southwest podcast will be plopping next week on April 1st. We had some sound issues with the first part of the... Are you really helping me with my jacket?

That's creeping me out. Oh, my God. You usually have hands on me during this part of the show. But I appreciate it. That really moved it along. If I decide to take off my hoodie, I'm going to look right at you first.

Because I like to look at a man while he's undressing me. Figure out what his intent is. So, what was I talking about? Oh. So we had sound issues, and last week's episode, if you, and some people may still be

wondering what the hell is going on with it, because it sounded like it was underwater or something. It was like... And if you delete it and then re-download it, then it should work fine. And I've been telling people that all weekend long. And then we shot to number three on the charts on iTunes. So I think we're just getting double the number of normal hits that we would get because people have to download it

twice. So that worked out great for me. And I apologize for the sound issues and hopefully they're completely resolved for the second part, which pops on April 1st. And I'll just let the cat out of the bag because people have already tweeted about it and stuff.

But we got Simon Pegg whose movie Paul is in theaters now and James Gunn and Rainn Wilson and they're the director and star of Super which opens in select cities on the same day that that podcast that I plan to release it so

here in LA on that same day if you're in LA on April 1st one of the screenings that night, one of the showings that you buy a ticket to go to, I think it might be at the Sunset Five, of Super will feature a Q&A moderated by me with James Gunn and Rainn Wilson. So try to come to that if you can.

I saw the movie again last night, and it's really, I love it. It's really good. And it's kind of like Kick-Ass, but not really. But I hope no one accuses it of being a ripoff of Kick-Ass, because it's not. It just has a few similarities, like somebody says the word cunt. Oh, and also it's about people who decide to be superheroes. That's the other thing that's similar. But different.

Benson Interruption, we taped the new one last night. Episode 3 is in the album section of iTunes now or soon, and thank you to everyone who will or has paid two bucks to listen to it. I wanted to mention that the Laughing

Skull Lounge in Atlanta is having their second annual comedy festival April 6th through the 10th. I'm not going to be able to make it this year, but I do plan to go some year because I've heard great things about it. And they have like 70 comics from all over the country, like all kind of up and coming. It's like a poo-poo platter of comedians that you can go see. Lots of great comics if you're in or near Atlanta. And tickets can be purchased at SkullFestival.com. Which cracks Skull Festival sounds like, that doesn't sound like a comedy thing.

That sounds like some serious shit is going to go down. It's a skull fucking festival or something. It's a skull fucking festival or something. But you can also, they have Skull Festival t-shirts that if you go to skullfestival.com, you can get free shipping on any t-shirts you want to buy. But check out that festival, and like I said, I'll try to go next year or the year after, or maybe 2015. And as you may already be aware of from my tweets, tonight we had an extra long line outside, so I think people got wind of who was going to be on.

I recently performed on the 311 cruise with the band 311, so please welcome two dudes from that band and the other comedian that was on the boat Nick hexum peanut and Graham Elwood You guys could hire Graham to be an essay imposter because he's kind of got the same sort of vibe, you know? Yeah, look at that. He bobs like him a little bit. He's movable.

Yes. That was Peanut, a.k.a. Aaron. Real name, Aaron. But I like calling you Peanut. Spoiler alert. I love that I know a guy named Peanut there's a Peanut

in every gang is there? you just met one alright and Nick Hexum there's a lot of cats named Peanut too there you go

that's Nick Hexum's voice everybody and Graham Elwood and I we got to be the comedians like normally being a comedian on a cruise ship that's sort of that's sort of antithetical to fun and good times

because you're performing for old people and children. But the 311 cruise was an amazing... Your fans are so much fun. It's so great. And, like, because Graham, of course, doesn't smoke weed, and his whole act is just screaming at the audience. Yeah, he's tried it. Most people that don't smoke it have

tried it and that's why they don't smoke it. Cause, you know, Graham probably had a Graham Elwood flip out when he was on it. That's what it sounds like when he flips out. That's a Graham Elwood flip out. But also as you guys got to see on the cruise ship,

he just basically yells at the audience for 20, 30 minutes about what stupid stoners they are. Yeah, that's my whole act. For some reason... You fucking dumb-spoken weirdos! Grow up. Yeah, that's a direct quote from your act.

Unbelievable. Yeah, and it's fun to watch. It's fun to watch him play for that crowd, and they're so loving that they still appreciate it. I've never in my life had, like, at the end of the last show, it was a 1,500-seat theater, and I'm opening for Doug, so I do, like, 25 minutes, and I'm like, hey, guys, thanks. The first two rows stand up, and they all, like, want to high-five,

like, at the end of one of their shows and I was just like uh yeah all right I was so not used to it man it was so it was so it was so great and then seeing these guys we were backstage for one of their shows and uh I had to they had finished their first set and they were they were in the dressing room getting ready to go on to do their encore and I was like, shit, I gotta go MC the karaoke night on the other end of the boat. Couldn't see the encore, guys. With Venus Williams as a participant.

Yes, Venus Williams. Because she's a huge 311 fan and actually was on the cruise the entire time. Crazy. And did karaoke every night. Yeah, living her life. God bless her. She knows how to live She had a couple Relatives

A couple other ladies With her And they were Having a ball They had a blast It was just like It was so cool And then

So we duck into The dressing room And we're like Hey guys Great show And they're like Oh And then so

This conversation Breaks out And everyone's like Oh that's cool What are you guys doing And Nick goes Guys We're in the middle Of a rock show And then so this conversation breaks out And everyone's like, oh, that's cool, what are you guys doing? And Nick goes Guys, we're in the middle of a rock show And then everyone's like, oh, fuck yeah

And they fucking ran out there and finished their thing It was awesome, it was great to see that Laying it down the line They were going to wait What? Did you even set up that it was during While they were about to go out and do their encore? Yeah

Okay, good The story deserved more than you guys As an audience, you really dropped the ball while they were about to go out and do their encore? Yeah. Okay, good. The story deserved more than you guys. As an audience, you really dropped the ball. That was really funny. So what are you guys doing? We're in the middle of a rock show. He wasn't that mean about it, but it was still great.

It was great. I can't even tell you what a dream come true it was to have comedians and rock just marry together in our little camp. It was wonderful. It was a dream come true. It was like 15 years in the making. I'm happy you were a part of it. Wow.

Let's hear it. Thank you. You guys were talking about doing a cruise for like 15 years? No, we were talking about marrying comedy and rock and it just happened to be on a cruise. Oh, okay. No, that ended up being the perfect place for it. It was so strange how great it went.

It was very a little not disturbing, but serendipitous. Yes, that's better. Disturbing or serendipitous. Somewhere in there. As a comic, you don't think I'm going to go out and kill before that band. That's better. That's a better way to put it. It's either disturbing or serendipitous. Somewhere in there.

As a comic, you don't think, oh, I'm going to go out and kill before that band. Or I'm going to go kill before that band's fans. Because they're always very much about the band. But the people on that boat were like, because there was plenty of other stuff to do when our comedy shows were on. And they were very, you told me me you were not worried about it, that you thought we had the same fan base. Give it to them. You guys are talented.

I just tell stupid jokes. But it was so much fun. But let's talk about movies. Really quick, before we get into movies, just a commitment on my podcast. Are you going to do another 311 cruise? We are. Yeah! You're all invited. Are you going to come? Yeah. Are you kidding me?

When is it? Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, like I can't think of a date that's coming up that I would have something else I would rather do. Do you guys want to do this really fun cruise ship? No, I'll be doing Kennewick, Washington, Jack Diddley's that weekend. Can't do it. Don't do it during the Oscars, that fun ownership? No. I'll be doing Kennewick, Washington, Jack Diddleys that weekend. Can't do it.

Don't do it during the Oscars. That's all I ask. I'd like to stay home and watch the Oscars. Fair enough. Any other date. Any other date. I'm committed. I'm completely 100% in.

If the Cubs are in the World Series, I can't make it. I'm going to tell you that right now. Okay, so Graham is completely committed. Graham is not going to tell you that right now. Okay, so Graham is completely committed. Graham is not going to have a problem. Okay, so Graham Elwood was on the cruise, and he has a podcast called Comedy Film Nerds. Yes, sir. And what do you have to say about the state of cinema

right now have you seen anything good you know I mean I saw Battle LA so you haven't seen anything good no Battle LA is what Skyline should have been

you go in there with low expectations it's like that's what I want. Just fucking shoot some bugs. Skyline, they stayed in a condo in fucking Marina del Rey and barely saw fighting. This was like Black Hawk Down. The dialogue is horrible. It's all like

Corporal Exposition reporting for duty. Sergeant, backstory, quick. It was like every cliche, like, I'm retiring today. Ah, bug attack. Like, my wife's pregnant. Like, every possible, like, like, literally, like,

I've got cancer cured. Just ding, bang, bang, bang, bang. You know, like. Is the twist, I don't want to give too much away, but is the twist that a bug fucked that guy's wife? Yes.

Whoa. And that total alien style, it just goes, and he goes, but actually, one of the only times in my life where I've ever agreed with Entertainment Weekly, a couple issues ago, they had the 10 things Hollywood could do to make better movies,

and they're right online. Usually Entertainment Weekly, you're like, who the fuck fucking asshole wrote this? But it was like... This is a strong endorsement for them now. That they went from fucking assholes to absolutely right on. It is. They nailed it. Make more indies, you know.

But that's my thoughts. What kind of... You guys, you're also both family men, right? You have families, so like, how do you, how and when do you see your motion pictures these days? We'll start with P. Uh-oh.

I've got a six-month-old, so I haven't seen shit. Do six-month-olds watch stuff? Well, no. No, I'm trying to keep it. There's going to be a lot of Pixar in your future, though. I'm trying to keep it down. Take that kid to Battle LA. He'll fucking love it. We started watching Up the other night

and the first 15 minutes are brutal. I'm going to cry just talking about it. It's so heavy. It was tough. I wonder how they got that past the squad that makes the decisions. Like, you know, that's a little sad. People are going to be genuinely bummed.

But didn't that follow up of Pixar having the balls to have an hour of a robot in space flying around by itself? They can do whatever they want. Picking up weird things and watching an old Barbra Streisand musical. weird things and watching an old Barbra Streisand musical. What turned me around and up

just even though I haven't finished it was when they changed that act when they went to the second act and they showed

all the balloons that really did change the mood so much and it was amazing what they did with the color and how many

balloons it was. Yeah. If they need that it's very uplifting. It's just the right moment early and figuratively yeah it's there it's they nailed it it's very well done but and I've been really anti Pixar cuz you know I like I like kind of more of a hardcore edge to my movies certainly certainly more than they offer. It's hardcore. Bugs Life wasn't hardcore enough for you?

No, no, no. Incredibles is pretty kick-ass. Yeah, no, Incredibles was kick-ass. Cars has its followers. Right. See, that's why people should come to the show. The live show, you get to see me trying to catch a moth. You should have, in honor of a film,

you should have gone, uh-uh, killed the bug. I ate a bug. I think I swallowed a bug. Nick, what about you? Movies with the kids? Yeah, we watch movies at home. My daughter loves Toy Story 3. Of course.

That's a good tearjerker. That's it. You guys are in a rock band right you gotta finish a rock show tonight that's another thing I want to say real quick too like to hear them talk about kids we just watched twice we're like I remember going to like the little like green room private area for all the bands you know and I

was expecting to just see like it's rock and roll but like it's there's but there's like four bands that's just gonna be fucking cocaine and setting midgets on fire and just fucking human sacrifice. And they're like, everyone's hanging out, having a couple cocktails, and then two people started showing each other yoga moves.

It was a fucking downward dog cage match. Yeah, don't blow their image. Sorry. No, they were fucking nuts, man. They punched each other. They fucking, someone pushed, put a gun in my face.

And they're like, namaste, bitch. And it was on. I rented 127 hours the other day. That was pretty great. Yeah, it's good, right? Yeah, how'd your six-year-old

like that for six months? I watched it on my computer, thank you very watch this kid watch and learn don't hike alone son there's lots of lessons to be learned yes besides a well-shot movie yeah it's just it's it's great how interesting he manages to make it with so so little story Right. It's the they shoot horses, don't they of our time. Wow. That's some heavy shit. Chew on that. By applause, who's seen

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? By applause, you raise your hand. You hand raising old man. Brilliant. You polite old man. Your son with his matching shirt. You guys are adorable. What the hell?

You'll have each other's members. Call each other and go, I'm wearing that queer shirt tonight. Oh, you're going bowling after? That's cool. Again, another reason to show up to the show. Father-daughter league. So, um... show up to the show.

Father-daughter league. They were at the Benson interruption last night at Largo, and he was venturing to guess that he was the oldest person there, and we didn't make it official, but I think you've done that

two nights in a row. Streak. Going for the turkey. Yeah. Bowling reference, and they shot horses. Peanuts on fire. But they shot horses, don't they? It's a movie with Jane Fonda and

some other guy. Well, Gig Young, of course, he was nominated for a supporting actor and then a few years later he killed himself. The supporting actor curse. Michael Saracen, I think, was the male lead. And it's about a couple's dance competition where it's like a marathon. Yeah.

But what they do is not only do they have them dance, but once an hour they go, all right, everybody run around the track. And they all just have to run around in a circle. And then go back to dancing again. And it's the couple that lasts the longest is going to win. It is the most fucking grueling movie to watch. And so what's the new version of that? 127 Hours? CC.

I think everyone check it out if you can. Can you get it on Netflix or whatever? They shoot horses, don't they? On the iTunes. You can rent it. Okay. So they shoot horses, don't they On the iTunes You can rent it Okay So get They shoot

And it's worth it They shoot horses don't they Cause it's about how When a horse is You know Can hardly walk anymore Like they can't They fucking shoot the horse

But these people They make them keep going It's intense as shit Like I saw that When I was little And it really freaked me out That's why you've never danced ever since then. That's right. I gave up dancing.

And who directed it? I was going to be in the Nutcracker. What? Who directed it? Sidney Pollack. I can picture him, but I couldn't remember his damn name. Good man. He directed some interesting movies. Tootsie. Out of Africa, which is one of the most overrated

Academy Award winners haven't seen it yeah sure we're not here to talk about a dead director we're here people die he's great what was that Woody Allen movie he was great in husbands and wives boy I I could just I don't even have to know anything. I can just... What was that thing? And then somebody yelled out. It was Airport 76.

Yeah, that was the thing. That's what I meant. I saw... I want to mention, I haven't seen it lately, but a friend of mine, Sam Seder, a long time ago made a movie with lots of other friends of mine called Who's the Caboose? It was Sarah Silverman and one person.

That's more than they shoot horses, don't they? Oh, old guy knew it. But David Cross, Mark Mariner, a bunch of comics were in it, Kathy Griffin, and it's available on digital VOD, whatever that means. Video on demand? No, I don't think so. And then... And DVD, both.

It'll be available on both on March 29th. It's called Who's the Caboose? Digital video disc. You guys haven't seen it, right? No. No pressure. You guys haven't seen it, right? No No pressure Cool It's no big deal

Follow up What? Follow up podcast What? After we see it We'll have you back And talk about Who's the Caboose? Yeah, the whole time

I love that Bring it We'll break the whole movie down We'll start with the engine And we'll finish with who's the caboose. Oh my God, I just got a text from this girl I know is a huge fan of you guys. And I just got a text from her.

I'm driving from work. I think I'm going to be late. Unhappy face. She just said that just now. I told her that it starts at 7.30 and she thinks she's going to be late it's 754 you said girl Virginia you met her that one time when we were out there we're on the road and then she moved here she works for a law firm what's that Airport 76 Airport 76? It's actually 75 and 76. Just yell that out every time there's any kind of a law.

What's VOD mean? Airport 76. I tried to check with you guys and make sure that you've listened to the podcast and that you understand the Leonard Maltin game because... There's a level of understanding. We'll see how much. You got the level of understanding. We'll see how much. You got the basics. We'll see how good you are at it.

Graham's pretty good at it. You'll walk us through it. Yeah, I'll totally walk you through it. People are already pulling out their name tags. Oh, I love the super one over there. That's a good call. I wish I was picking, but I'm not. And I always love the Juno logo.

Did you do that before? Yeah. Did you get picked? No? Alright. I like it though. I'm a fan. Somebody with a shoe that says the quiz on it. I don't know if I want to get involved in that particular exam.

And it's like a snake skin stiletto pump. Wow. Now it's near my water. And I'm an insane germaphobe, like Howard Hughes style. So now either the snake or your foot funk is going to get in my water. Yeah, now he has to pee in your shoe. Yeah. I heard huge humor.

Okay, so there's lots of name tags. Gentlemen, go into the audience and pick a name tag that you would like to play for today. Just go out and physically take it from them. We've got some 311 designs that might coax you over there. I need to be picked before I die. Kim is here.

Where's Pang at? Is Pang around? What? Hey, Pang! Somebody tweeted me like, what the fuck is with Pang all the time? Pang should be a guest on the show. So Aaron, aka Peanut, picked, hi, my name is Warren.

I love movies. That's a nice sign. Who's Warren? You are? Good job, Warren. And Nick picked Keith's sign that says... From the father-son bowling team. Oh, God. You're playing for both of them? Sentence reference.

And he wrote a 311 in his name, which is cool. Yeah. Keith with 311 in the middle of it. In the hardest of mediums, ink pen. There's no turning back. You're right. No way. You're right, P.

That's true. Balls. Total balls. Mr. right. No way. You're right, P. That's true. Balls. Total balls. Mr. Nut does it again. He warned you not to be funnier than him before. I doubt it was not a warning that I made. Everyone can be hilarious. And then Graham got a cake.

Yes. This woman. You made this? I bought it. She bought it. I purchased it. Yeah, that other girl made that shoe. She fucking wrestled

a snake. Cobbled it. She cobbled it with a snake? Cobbled the shit out of that thing. Yeah. As she was killing

the snake, she's like, I'm gonna cobble you. But what's on top of the cake? Does it say something? Yeah, it says Kim. It says the name Kim.

Oh, it's your birthday? All right. It would be cooler if you made it. You know what would be hilarious? Is if you threw it at her. Take this back to Ralph's, bitch. Like, boom. All fucking Ike Turner style.

Happy birthday. You'll remember this birthday. Like, go over to her and smash it in her face. Like an orange. Turner style. Happy birthday. You'll remember this birthday. Go over to her and smash it in her face. Like an orange. Take a shit. Shove it in her face Cagney style. That was horrible.

Horrible thing to say. Movies used to be very sexist and mean and violent. And let me see if I have any violent. And all that's changed. Yeah, everything's... We found our way. Yeah, Sucker Punch opens March 25th. Visually arresting.

I wonder if a girl's going to get sucker punched. In Sucker Punch, probably. Titty fuck, the video game. Yeah. The working title was Vagina Punch. And they had to go suck a punch to get a PG.

All right, let's play the later mall game. So you're playing for Kim Graham. Yes. And Nick is playing for Keith.

Let's hear it. Let's hear it. And Peanut is playing for Warren. And let's start with you, Peanut. Walk me through it. All right,

you get to pick a category From these categories Charlie Sheen, Movies of Won't Oh good, I like how you narrow it down as we go It's Bill Shatner's birthday today Right

Movies featuring Bill Shatner So I gotta edge Mr. Tambourine Man And this is a category I'm going to keep bringing up Until somebody picks it and it may never happen. Ernest Goes To Movie. That's horrible.

Oh my god. Somebody's going to prepare. Somebody's going to, some comic's going to hear it when he's about to be on the show and he's going to nail it. Or she. I would so pick that, but God, I'm such a... I have a life-size cutout of Captain Kirk.

Like, I just can't... It's not even up to you. I don't know what you're doing right now. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm vocalizing my future strategy. I heard you guys are having trouble

coming up with a title for your new band. Really? I mean, new band, new album. Your new band that you started without the other guys. I think you should just call it Doug Loves Movies. There you go. I already got a podcast. You're having trouble coming up with a name for your next album.

Horrible Troubles. I tried to help. Was there any help? No, it's the 10th album. Doug's idea was to times the number of albums by 10, and so it would have just No, by 311. No, you said

311 times the number of albums. So this album would be called 3100. You're saying I read the text wrong? 3100? Yeah, there you go.

Yeah. I think that's a cool title. Okay. Where did that other zero come from? It'll be fucking stoner math. Inexplicable.

The name would be inexplicable. The name would be 3100 million. It's the name of our album Get Used To It. Okay, so what do you want? Ernest Goes To, Charlie Sheen,

or Shatner? Bring on Shatner. Oh, Shatner. I don't know what that was. How insensible. Somebody yelled something and it was none of those. The cool thing about Ernest

is that it was probably only like four movies so it makes it a little easier, but... Let's tell everybody what we're playing for. I forgot to say what we're playing for. This is an insane bag of stuff, you guys. Shatner stuff, too, though.

This is a poster. More posters. These are all awesome 311 posters that I'd unwrap and show you, but it would take too long. And Peanut also brought and signed a Lego Star Wars watch. I could stop right there.

That's an amazing thing to win. But no, guess what? Doug Benson brought some stuff. I brought a wireless headphones from Vizio. I hope I'm pronouncing that right. Surround sound headphones. Yeah Beyonce uses them. So they gotta be awesome. And then here's a bag of other stuff that comes with it. Graham brought a copy of his CD. Comedians gotta boo-boo. We got my CD,

Professional Humor Idiot. That's what I sound like. We got some t-shirts were given to me while I was at South by Southwest. This is from Fuzzy Ball Apparel. Fuzzy Balls Apparel. And it's a, what is it?

It's like a robot unicorn. And it says, I'm fucking magic on it. Because it's a unicorn and a robot. Can't argue with that. This is an awesome thing. Oh, also there's lots of 311 stickers and items of that nature. This is kind of cool. Somebody gave me this.

This is a protecting the gap drop stop. It's like this thing that you can put in between your seat in the car and whatever's next to your seat in the car, and then that way it's easier to fish out roaches that you drop in there. It's harder for things to get all the way to the bottom of the car. And then I love these things. These are woot monkeys. I always give one to a random audience member.

The arms are slingshots. Shoot that into the crowd, Peanut. And we have another one for... We have a second one for our winner. Oh! You just threw a monkey on my dick. I meant to say, shoot it at Graham's balls, Nick. Mission accomplished.

Yes. Try again. Oh, that's another way to do it. Nice catch. I love it. I love how it screams every time. And it's a scream that says, I kind of like this. I'm not entirely upset about being hurled through the air.

All right, so you're going to win all that stuff. I can't believe I almost forgot to mention all that. So that's a great prize package. So a lot of pressure on the three of you to play well for the people you're playing for. And of course, whoever you're playing for, if they don't win, they get to, I will name a shithead. They will say somebody that I have to call a shithead at the end of the show.

All right, where were we? Shatner? Shatner. Let's do it. Man, that's tough. 1977, 1982, or 2000 movie featuring Billiam Shatner. The years again please you think about something else 1977 1982 or 2000 82 all right this movie Leonard Moulton gives it three and

a half or two and a half stars I'm sorry that's about right he's brutal two and a half stars from 1982 he calls it mildly funny. And he says it has many cameos in it. But there are seven actor names listed starring in this movie from 1982.

Two and a half stars. Bill Shatner is one of them. How many names do you think you can get it in? Peanut. Five. That's a good opening bit. We go to Graham down there in the end. How many do you think you can get it in?

Four. Nick? Take it, guys. All right, so you say name that movie, Graham Elwood. You get four names. You want the clues again? Yes. It's mildly funny. Take it, guys. All right, so you say, name that movie, Graham Elwood. You get four names. You want the clues again? Yes.

It's mildly funny. Has many cameos. Two and a half stars. 1982, Shatner's in it. And you get four names? Life-size Shatner at home. I know. You get four names?

Yes. But this clearly isn't a Star Trek movie, so I'm not sure what it is. They are David Pamer, Chad Everett, William Shatner, and Peter Graves. Oh. This is Airplane 2. That's correct.

Oh, shit. He's out of his chair. He's going to palm strike somebody. He's going to palm strike somebody. He's going to palm strike. Oh, Kim, we're going to have a great cake together. That might happen. Yeah, somebody get a knife.

Let's have some of that. Let's have some of it while it's up here. No, I meant we were going to make a baby. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm going to frost your cake, Kim. Oh, moan. Get the fuck out of here. You're going to moan that.

Jesus. Oh, I should be offended. Seriously, please leave. Okay. We get, since that was an altercation between Graham and Nick, we start once again with Peanut. And you get to pick the category again.

Would you like, as I've mentioned already, the movie Super is coming out soon and I love it. So movies with the movie Super is coming out soon and I love it so movies with the word Super in the title Reese Witherspoon is also celebrating a birthday today, she turned 49 so movies

movies featuring Reese Witherspoon and another category people are just eating up they love it, Pullman Paxton that's a movie with either Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton and who can tell the difference wow, that's cool

which one of those do you like? let's do that last one would you like a Pullman Paxton from 81, 86, or 93? 86. Okay. You always pick the middle one. Interesting.

It's just two times. It's barely a trend. The shortest of trends. That's how they get started, man. True, true. Something happens twice and then suddenly everybody's on board. Three and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie. I go full-blown four on it.

I love this movie. 1986. He says about it, he says that it's, once it gets going, there's no let-up. And he also says, I read it like that because there was an exclamation point. Which Leonard does not use exclamation points

very often. And he also says the special effects won an Oscar. So special effects won best special effects for that year, 86. And also once it gets going, it never lets up. Three and a half stars. And the category is Pulman or Paxton.

Don't yell out at anyone. Don't say anything. Don't mutter. You couldn't hear. All right. How many names do you think you can get it in out of seven names? It's a tough game. It is.

It's tense. Someone like Graham sitting over there. Nailing it. Making that face. I'll go with five names again. Five names. I will submit four names, sir. You can't?

So you're going to try to make Graham name it? You'll get the point if he doesn't name it. This will be very exciting if he fails. And it's all over if he does name it because he knows it. You think you know it already? I don't know. I didn't know the last one

until you read the names. Okay, well, I think with four names I think you're going to be in good shape. What? Graves was a tip-off on the last one. I think this is all tip-off names. Not that I would have gotten it. We'll see.

86. Three and a half stars from Len. Gets going. Doesn't let up. Special effects. Jeanette Goldstein is in this movie. Janet. Janetette Goldstein is in this movie. Janet. Goldie.

And the suspense is over whether this is a Paxton Pullman because the next name is Bill Paxton. Okay, so Bill Paxton's in it. Okay. Then we've got Lance Henriksen. And some guy just made a mess in his pants in the audience. Is that because he knows what it is, or he's just the biggest Lance Henriksen fan in the world?

Oh, Lance Henriksen. Oh, my God. Oh, I'm wearing his underoos. Oh, he was in Pumpkinhead. I'm wearing his underoos. Oh, he was in Pumpkinhead. And then your fourth name is Paul Reiser. Ladies and gentlemen, that would be the movie Aliens. My name is Brad Elwood.

A couple things, folks, about why I'm the winner tonight. Um... No, I'm just kidding. Here, give Kim her bag of amazingness. Congratulations, Kim. Kim, there you go! We can keep the cake, though, right?

You'll trade the cake for that? Congratulations, man! If you wouldn't have bought this shitty store-bought cake, I wouldn't have picked you. Really? Talk into the microphone. I'm talking to Warren. We're having an end of game.

You're apologizing to Warren? Yeah, I'm doing my best. Sorry, Keith. Everybody does their best. You know, you've got to play... It is a tough game. Yeah, and you've got to play strategically. There's a lot of movies.

And Graham cheats, because he called me up this afternoon. He's like, what are the categories? And which movies are you going to do? I've seen Quiz Show. I know how this works. Yes. Feed me.

I love any movie reference. I know how this works. Feed me. I love any movie reference. I love it. I've got the horse right here. But for fun, keep your microphone. Graham, sit one round out. Let's just have you two guys go head-to-head against each other. And I'm going to...

Since Nick never got to pick, we'll let him pick. And we'll go comic book movies. Back to Charlie Sheen again. Or let's do Reese Witherspoon again. Sheen, Witherspoon, or comic book movies? Witherspoon. Ooh.

Nice! Did not expect you to go with that one. 96, 99, or 2009? With Reese Witherspoon. 99. Airport 76. Two stars from Leonard. Sure.

He says that it's the cast is good but the sexual decadence is sometimes too hard to watch. He's such a prude. 1999, two stars and there are... ten names.

How many names do you think you can get it in? We start with Nick. Nine. Nine. Good opening, Biff. Four. Four? All right. Four Four Alright

I'm sorry I just Talking to Warren You're good He's a good talker Where were we at? How much? Four Four

That's what you bid? So we're back to Nick You can either say name it Or you can go three or two Name it I'm making a name Four names Alright

I lost it on my phone Okay or you can go three or two or one. I'm making a name. Four names. All right. I lost it on my phone. Okay. Giving away the secrets. All right. So you want the clues again? Cast is good. Sexual decanus.

Hard to watch. Two stars, 99. Your four names are Tara Reid, Louise Fletcher, Swoosie Kurtz, and Christine Baranski. I'll give you a second to think while I go say hi to Keith.

Someone in the front row just went, how stoned is he? About me? No, me. They're asking about me. What do you think? I know who the shitheads are for the end of the show. Right. I have no idea. I can't say it even brings anything to mind does anybody the audience think they know overnight delivery yeah it's

cruel cruel intention You just went and fucked her back, Kim. Josh Jackson. Did you ever see that movie? Did you watch that with your kid? Not yet, not yet. Oh, the sexual decadence. They make out.

Two girls make out. Settle down, Len. It's Valhalla. It's godlessness. What is going on? Okay, so I got the shitheads from the people in the audience. Thank you so much to my guests. Let's hear it for their grandma. How was it?

Nick Henson. Peanut! 3-11, 3-3-11, 3-11, 3-3-11. Yeah, there's a lot of chanting man on the boat. It's kind of like you guys have kind of a cult that you have following you around. The people have 311 in their names on Twitter. Like you guys don't have it in your names. Yeah, and you're in 311.

And yeah, it's pretty intense. But I'm so excited there's going to be another cruise. I'm just happy you were a part of it. It was so much fun. And Graham and I both are going to go to Pow Wow, hopefully. The Pow Wow Festival in August. What city is that in? Nowhere City.

It's in Florida, right? It's in the panhandle of Florida out in the middle of a park. I want to say like Savannah, but that's not right, is it? Swanee. Not Jacksonville. State Park. But near there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Swanee State Park. Right. All right. Fantastic. Should know this. Thanks a lot, you guys. Let's hear it for them for being on the show. The sports and whatnot.

Alright, so this is going to be weird for me to say. What's his name? Steve. Steve, okay. I'm going to just say Steve. That's his dad. Alright, as always, Rebecca Black is a shithead. And Steve is a shithead.

The oldest shithead in the room. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. He's a cultist, he's doing prowess, makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies. Thanks a lot, you guys.

Let's hear it for the guys from 311. Graham Elwood.