Doug Loves Movies - Nick Thune, Ken Jennings, and Graham Clark Guest

Episode Date: December 22, 2014

From the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Doug welcomes Nick Thune, Ken Jennings, Graham Clark, and some other surprise guests to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats with 50-ounce popcorn kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies. Coming to you once again from the Neptune Theater, it's Seattle, Washington. It's Friday, December 19th, 2014. Wolf of Wall Street fight Terminator 2. Judgment Day of the Dead Men. Walking Tall. The President's Men in Black.

Fisher King. Ralph the Dog Day. Afternoon. Delight. Sleep Perfect. Murder by Death Wish. Three of Amigos, World's End of Watch Men Don't Leaving, Las Vegas Food Lodge, Jingle All the

Wayne's World's Fastest Indiana Jones And the Temple of Doomsday Days of Thunderbolt and Light Foot Fist Way I'm so glad this could be over soon. Of the Gun Crazy Heartbreak Kids Are All Righteous Kill, Volume 187. Seattle, show me your name tags.

Pretty sweet. There's a couple up in the balcony. Good luck to you. Maybe the person, if they want it, you could throw it down to them or something. My eyes just locked on this is Amberama. That is an awesome sign because I love the Cinerama Theater here in Seattle.

The big Lebowski poster is huge. The Lebowski RK, what does that mean? Oh, Lebowski Kirk? That's your last name, Lebowski Kirk? Oh, your name is Kirk. Jessmas Vacation, that's a good one. What's that instead of Godfather? The Who Father?

Todd Father? Patrick of the Apes? Love and Other Drugs. Where's your name? You just attached some drugs to the bottom and you think I'm going to pick it? Your name is Ather? What what i don't know what you're doing dude oh pat is your name pat yeah you're pointing to like a space that's blank i don't

know what i was supposed to do with that wow there's a huge uh what does it say 35 year old virgin and it's the poster for the Steve Carell movie, but he sticks his face in Steve Carell's face hole. For a second there, when you were holding up somebody with the Guy Fawkes mask behind you, it looked like that was coming out of Steve. That was a weird image for me. That was a real movie mashup.

Well, thank you to everybody for bringing name tags. Very well done. It's going to be very difficult for my guests to figure out who they're going to play for. A couple of little announcements. First of all, I am going to be back. I cannot leave this place for very long. I've loved Seattle my whole life. But it got better in the last part of the year. Since when? July 1? Something like that. I will be back here, downtown

Seattle, doing a stand-up show on January 3rd at 420 at the new Fancy Parlor Live downtown. And if you don't get picked tonight, bring your name tags to that show too, because we'll certainly play some games at that show. And then I also want to mention to the L.A. residents that are listening that Douglas Movies will happen this Tuesday for free as usual at 7 o'clock at UCB. So please

give me an early Christmas present and show up. It's two nights before Christmas, so I don't know if that means people will be busy or not. From the corrections department, Patrick Swayze was in Dirty Dancing Havana Nights. I know, nobody really cares.

Do we have any listeners to the local radio program on KISW the BJ Shea Experience because that means we have to play a game of Beat the Producer Please welcome from the BJ Shea Experience Steve the Producer and Rev and Fuego

hey guys hi Doug that's Steve and that's Rev and uh for the listeners who may not have heard us play this game on the show before you play it a couple of times every day on this show, morning show here in Seattle. 6.45 and 8.45. There you go. And that's one thing I love about BJ is that he's constantly announcing what time things are going to happen. It's a great way for you to skip out on

the commercial breaks and just come back when shit picks up again. Between 7.11 and 7.17 I'm in the bathroom, but then we'll be back doing content. Yeah, exactly. And Steve plays the game, and Rev comes up with all the questions. Well, I mean, I look on Wikipedia

a lot. Yeah, you figure it out, so that means comes up with. He watches Jeopardy and takes most of the questions from, like, Teen Jeopardy. Well, you gotta do it for teens and kids because you're all our dummies, man. It's hard. And me, the 40-year-old that doesn't know much

in the teen jeopardy. I love it because I'll just ask planetary questions because what's your normal answer? That would be Uranus, Rev. And yes, it never is. So, yeah. So it's basically the idea is that Steve and I will each get the chance to answer

as many questions as we can posed by Rev. You get three guesses before you've got to give up, or you can pass and come back to it later. And what's the time frame? It's in a minute? Oh, yeah, about a minute. About a minute? About a minute. I figure for this one, we'll just do the questions and see how you go.

Oh, okay. But there should be some sort of time element, though. All right. Because normally they have a ticking clock sound effect, but we couldn't get that together for tonight. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Yeah. Yeah, if PJ were here, we could make him just stand there and make ticking sounds.

But we'll get through it okay. And so should we do it just like you do on the show? I'll go first? Yeah, I think that would work. Alright, so Steve's going to go hide somewhere so he doesn't hear any of the answers. I'll go in the back room. Okay. I don't know what that means, but I'll figure it out. Yeah, maybe one of my other guests back there can just yell

at you the whole time or something. And then you'll come back and see how you do. Alright. There goes Steve. So, And then you'll come back and see how you do. All right. All right. There goes Steve. So there's got to be somebody up front that could say time after 60 seconds. That guy's on it. All right. Do you have a watch?

No. There's a lot of pressure. Can you count to 60? Yeah. All right. So yell time's up when I run out of time. All right, thanks, man. Are you ready?

Okay. You're not even looking at any kind of time piece right now. It's freaking me out, man. I don't see a watch right there at all. All right. And go. He's saying it out loud. Hurry.

I thought we were going to do the intro and all that stuff, too. Oh, shit. I forgot all about that. I got to have my intro. All right. Play the beat the producer intro. I'm sorry we didn't. We skipped that part.

Go ahead and play it. Should have done that a long time ago. Yeah. Here it comes. Here we go. The Beat the Producer song. Let's play Beat the Producer. Beat the Producer. Beat the Producer. Oh, Beat the Producer. Beat the producer You're a loser It is time For

Beat the producer And we've got ten questions for Mr. Doug Benson I'm sorry I already kind of explained it all already It's all been explained I took your gig man My entire bit is just down the shitter So thanks for that Alright so I guess Do you want these questions now?

Yeah, I do. Is our timer guy ready? You ready, timer guy? He's looking around like, does everybody have a watch? Alright. Alright. Whenever there's close to 60 seconds. Yeah, everybody yell out, time's up.

Just yell time's up. Don't start until the first question is over. Oh, okay. I know, a little bit of difficulty, but here we go. Here we go. Who played Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the movie? Christy Swanson.

Yes. What role does Christian Bale play in the movie Exodus, Gods, and Kings? Moses. Yes. Who received an Oscar for directing the 1986 movie Platoon? Oliver Stone. Yes. What actress played Bill Murray's love interest in the movie Groundhog Day?atoon? Oliver Stone. Yes. What actress played Bill

Murray's love interest in the movie Groundhog Day? Andy McDowell. Yes. Who is the director uncle to Nicolas Cage? Francis Ford Coppola. Yes. Which actor played the role of President James Dale in Tim Burton's Mars Attacks? Jack Nicholson. Yes. Who played the sadistic sheriff Will Money in Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven? Oh, Gene Hackman? Yes. The Tron Legacy movie soundtrack was scored by which French electronic duo? Oh, Daft Punk. Yes.

Which Into the Woods actress has been nominated for an Academy Award 18 times? Meryl Streep. Yes. Time's up. That was nine out of ten. You did not get to the tenth question. Oh, we didn't get to the tenth question.

So, Steve, good luck with that. That felt longer than 60 seconds, guys. Well, we had a timekeeper issue. Oh, there's a lot of stuff going on. We didn't start right when you walked out. No, he gave me five minutes to answer them all. Oh, what the fuck, man? And now you get 60 seconds. Go! I have my

bit that I get to do at the beginning, and goddammit, I'm gonna do it. Fair enough. Steve? Yes? Are you ready? Absolutely. Who played Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the movie? Oh, man. Sarah Michelle Gellar? No. Shit.

Oh, what the... Crap. I'm going to have to pass on that one. What role does Christian Bale play in the movie Exodus, Gods, and Kings? Thor. No. Voltron. No. Pass.

Who received an Oscar for directing the 1986 movie Platoon? Oliver Stone. Yes. What actress played Bill Murray's love interest in the 1986 movie Platoon? Oliver Stone. Yes. What actress played Bill Murray's love interest in the movie Groundhog Day? Oh, man. Oliver Stone. No. Voltron.

No. Pass. Who was the director uncle to Nicolas Cage? Tom Cage. No. Martin Scorsese. No. Oh, shit.

Olivia Newton-John. No. Time's up already? Is time up? Oh, fuck you guys. Shit. Martin Scorsese no oh shit Olivia Newton-John no time's up already is time up holy shit hey Steve you guys have been out there for like the last five minutes

who's this guy yelling at me he was our timekeeper I'm feeling a lot of undue pressure up here well that guy's the timer yeah

and I only I only got 60 seconds. I only got through 9 out of 10. Oh, only 9. Yeah. Yeah, he actually got 9 out of 10. Can I get one more question? God, are any of these going to be easy enough for you?

Oh, thanks. Dumb it down for this. Shit. Which actor played the role of President James Dale in Tim Burton's Mars Attacks? Tim Burton. No. Morgan Freeman. No. That'd be a good one, though Mars Attacks. Tim Burton. No. Morgan Freeman. No. That'd be a good one, though.

Lee Iacocca. No. Yeah, it was Jack Nicholson. Was it really? Yeah. He played a president? He played a couple parts in that movie, yeah. Oh, kind of like Eddie Murphy in Big Mama's House. Kind of like that, but that would be Martin Lawrence, you racist. Murphy in Big Mama's house. Kind of like that,

but that would be Martin Lawrence, you racist. I'm staring for Steve, the producer, and Revan Fuego. Thanks, you guys. Thank you. We'll see you next time. Steve has to get up early every day. I got up early just today to go in there and play the game, and I beat his ass then.

And then I beat him tonight, so I don't know. They might have to rethink that game. He usually plays against callers, and I guess anybody who calls a radio station at 6.45 or 8.45 might not be like a, you at 645 or 845. Might not be like a, you know, physicist or anything. Alright, you guys. Well, thank you for letting me show off

and play that game. I didn't expect to do that well. Oh, I also didn't find out what the tenth question was. It's too late now. We'll just roll that over into the next game, probably. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. At Vox Hochuli, H-O-C-H-U-L-I, tweeted at me,

Doug Benson, I wish you would stop calling the recent remake Blanny. The preferred term is Orphican American. Solid joke. Good job, Vox Ho-Chuli. Let's take a look at what's going to be in the prize pack tonight. I've got a wallet caddy, which is an amazing device where you can put some joints right in here, and then you close it up, and you put it in your wallet,

and it just looks like a stack of credit cards. It just looks like you're flush with credit cards and not sweet-ass marijuana. I don't know why I'm giving this away here, though. Are you guys really that worried about hiding your weed anymore? All right, I'm going to hang on to it, then. I have no idea.

I got this recently. Someone gave me a copy of the soundtrack to the movie Speechless, starring Geena Davis, Michael Keaton, and Christopher Reeve. And yeah, that can't be fun to listen to. I also got a copy of a motion picture that I've never seen called My Man and I. And then right on it, it says Property of Warner Home Video.

So I don't think I'm supposed to give that away. I got a Zing oatmeal chocolate chip bar. This is pretty sweet. You guys remember... You guys remember marijuana? That guy gave me a T-shirt, and I'm going to pass that on to you because I can't really walk around in something like this.

You can't just... I'm not going to just hand it to you. Do you understand how this works? No, but I just have to take a second. I apologize to everybody. This girl that won't shut the fuck up in the front row, do you listen to Doug Loves Movies? Not at all. So can we please have her removed from that spot?

She's got to go. She's gotta go, she's gotta go. She's drunk and she's yelling shit at me already and she doesn't understand how the prize bag works, so can we just move her out of there and find her someplace far away to hang out? Let's just go ahead and do that. I'm gonna wait until it happens, so somebody from the security here at the Neptune Theater,

if you could please come over and get this young lady and move her, and then the show will continue. As soon as somebody in the front row starts yelling, give it to me when I pull stuff out for the prize bag, that's not Doug Lowe's movie's behavior, you guys. Give it to me, give it to me.

No. And she was not going to shut up for the entire fucking show. Because she wouldn't understand what was happening the entire time. Am I right, sir? Yes. So we've got a shirt in the bag from the former mayor of Tenino. The marijuana Tenino. To what do I know?

And we got a couple more things that I'm going to go through and talk about with the guests themselves. As you can see, we have four chairs up here, and it's going to be a terrific lineup. Please give a big, warm welcome to Graham Clark, Graham Elwood ken jennings and nick thune

yeah what's up What's up? Give what's in the bag to me, Doug. Give me the bag. Give me the bag. Hey, Graham, Graham, Graham, just a sec. Don't do callbacks to a thing that we're cutting out of the show.

All right, all right. Well, then that was just for the home audience here, everybody. Yes, the home audience that's here. Yes. It's for them. They all live here. Lovely home. Alright. Thanks for having us at your house.

That was Nick Thune, everybody. Hometown hero. Actually, yeah, in Redmond, Washington 2002, hometown hero actually yeah in Redmond Washington 2002 hometown hero pretty sweet and you're just home for the holidays we caught you at a good time

yeah my dad's here he's back at the bar please don't bother him I'm sure he's bothering about five people right now. Somebody buy Papa Thune a shot. Come on now. Please don't. We've got an Uber home together.

We both knew that we weren't going to be responsible. Is he an Uber driver? No, but my Uncle Rod is. He's from Everett. That's sweet. Uncle Ron From Everett Don't say Ron it's Rod Rod? With a D

Oh okay Uncle Rod That's a very specific name The D's for dick Yeah Sorry Also Rod is for dick so I was gonna say D's for D-Day He fought in D-Day so whatever

Now who's a dick What's that is for dick, so. Yeah, it is. I was going to say D is for D-Day. He fought in D-Day, so whatever. Now who's a dick? What's that? What's D-Day? Who's a dick now? I was supporting your uncle because that's what I would do. If my name was Rod

and someone goes Ron, I'd go, no, it's Rod with a D like the dick. And I'd go, and I'd fuck him right in the face and push him over.

I guess we grew up in different cities. Yeah, Chicago's kind of different from these parts in different cities. Yeah, Chicago's kind of different from these parts. It's a little more of an aggressive town. It's weird. It's my fault. I should be more polite. I'm in the Northwest. Hi! That's Graham Elwood, everybody!

Thank you, Seattle, for putting a bike lane on the stage. I really appreciate that, you guys. And a really good micro-brew, so that's cool. Really good. You brought a copy of Comedy Film Nerd's Guide to Movies for the prize bag. And also, what prize bag wouldn't be complete without a Whistling Banes T-shirt?

Oh. Take control, Seattle. Oh, wait, I didn't get to say what my gift is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to move on to Graham because he was going to talk anyway, so I thought I'd bring him into the mix. No, so my gift was a white elephant

gift that my dad got that he said I was going to throw away anyway. It's a Brookstone digital photo frame. Like check out how heavy this thing is. It's real heavy. I just hope. Here's the thing that I hope right now is that that didn't mess up the one picture that I took with my mom's digital camera tonight. She has a digital camera. Where was it? In the closet upstairs in her sewing kit. And I had to take it. It's a picture of me bathing their pug. That's the only picture on that frame. I think it'll still be in there because I think it's, I think there's

a pretty sturdy packaging. For the listeners, he dropped it for the second time don't do callbacks to sound effects that are not on the actual podcast can we put sound effects in there that's Ken Jennings you guys Ken Jennings is here thank you always a pleasure and I can have you on the show every few months Thank you. Always a pleasure. And I can have you on the show every few months

when I come to Seattle because you always have a new book. And I never have anything going on. And this is the latest one, Ken Jennings' Junior Genius Guides, and this one is all about outer space. Don't you guys love space? Yeah! Yay, space! your genius guides, and this one is all about outer space. Don't you guys love space? Yay!

Space! It's the last new frontier. Yeah, his next kid's book is going to be about personal space. If you see me at a signing, here are some simple rules. Oh, this is kind of cool. Again, I don't know if you guys need this, because you don't really have to hide your weed, really,

but it still would be fun out on the links if you have this Pitch and Puff. It's a golf tee that doubles as a pipe. Ah! So it's pretty sweet. And that's going in the prize bag. And first-time guest Graham Clark is here, you guys. Hello.

All the way from Canada. Oh, yeah, that guy knows Canada. He's super excited about it. And, yeah, he's the co-host with Dave Shumka of the Stop Podcasting Yourself podcast. Yep. And Dave's been on this show once or twice, so it's nice to have you on Finally Graham.

Yeah, thanks for having me. I took a greyhound down here. Did you really? I did. And that's just like a vodka grapefruit juice? Yeah. That's what his Uber driver was drinking. I didn't plan out my trip very well

Is there wifi on a greyhound? Uh Scented wifi? Yeah And you brought for the prize bag a Stop Podcasting Yourself t-shirt Not too shabby Complete with either your hair

or animal hair Oh yeah, there was a goat on the bus Not too shabby. Complete with either your hair or animal hair. Oh, yeah, there was a goat on the bus. That's a goat with real long hair. Wow. Oh, he was old. Looks like that goat uses conditioner. It's really nice. Yeah.

A well-groomed goat. I didn't mind sharing a seat with him. All right, we've met all the players. Don't hate them, hate the game. Graham, have you been to the cinema lately? Have you seen anything? No, I haven't. I meant Graham, sorry.

Sorry. I think we should go with Elwood and Clark from this forward. Oh, I like it. You guys discovered the... Whatever. Terrible Lewis and Clark from this forward. Oh, I like it. You guys discovered the, whatever. Terrible Lewis and Clark joke. That's not fair because in first grade for me, I moved schools from Portland to Seattle, big deal. And there was another Nicholas in the class

and I got called Nick because I was the new Nick. And so now all of a sudden they're just going last names. I think you go Graham and Graham too. Graham C and Graham E. That's what we could do. Do I like that? Initials. Or Elwood and Clark. That's a lot easier. Yeah, yeah.

Whatever. The soulful sounds of Elwood and Clark. You like the easy stuff. Elwood and Clark coming up after the break. No, don't turn the channel they're so uh grammy grammy have you been to the movies lately um yeah what have i been oh i just actually watched this on uh netflix i watched the um electric oh wait under the electric sky about the electric daisyival. It's really sweet, man. If you like watching glow sticks and naked people dance around in the desert, this movie's for you, Clark. Bring your goat.

That's the name of our next album. Bring your goat. And it's just him in front of a greyhound with the goat and then me on the banjo. Drinking a greyhound. the goat and then me on the banjo. Drinking a Greyhound. Yes, exactly. What about you, Graham C.? I just last night watched

a documentary about Branson, Missouri. What's it called? One Way Trip to Hell? It was shot on an iPhone. Under the acoustic sky. It was called We Lie to Strangers and it was crazy.

I can't believe that place exists. Because it's like super conservative but there's a huge gay population that does all of the shows and they have to like coexist. It's great. Guys, the documentary's great. The place is great.

Your country's great. Thanks for having me. That's like the best, like, hey, what's America like? Watch something on Branson. I hope that's what you say when you're at the border. You're like, no, I saw

a documentary. It's great here. I've come to see Yakov Spirit. Can I come back? Please let me back. Ken Jennings, what is the most recent film you've seen? I think you're supposed to make it so I say what is. I don't want to...

I don't want to... I don't want to pull rank on your podcast. Like, you'd be like, Ken Jennings, the last movie you saw is this. See, you can't even do it. What did you see? I just saw Whiplash. I love Whiplash. What did you see?

I just saw Whiplash. I love Whiplash. Very good movie. Man, like two terrible people. That movie should be called Two Terrible People. So I saw it in Seattle. And you know in Seattle everybody's really polite at the movies. Like you never have people talking in movies.

There was this crazy person just clapping like he's at a jazz show. Like, yeah. Like, he's really like, like he thinks it's a jazz concert or something, you know? And people started to shush him in the Seattle passive-aggressive way. And he, this is just for Seattle people. It's getting cut out of the podcast. And he just started yelling at people like,

this is the only Native American art form, people. It was the worst. It was the worst. It was the worst movie going on in Christmas ever. Was he talking about the drinking scene? Yeah. Was that bad? I don't know. I think he was talking about the drumming scene.

Drumming. A couple of those in there. What about you, Nick? Have you been to the movies? I have a 13-year- about you, Nick? Have you been to the movies? I have a 13-year-old son, so we don't go to the movies, but I have, I did see American... Why, you gotta keep him chained at the house? There's never, like, a two-hour gap

where you're like, I'm just gonna go waste time in a fucking room. Jesus! You're gonna be here for two hours. I have a human that I'm building. I'm building a human. What do you think happens in movie theaters? That's person building, going to the movies.

You learn about stuff. I let him come to my house, and I did see American Sniper. Really? Yeah. That's an advanced sneak peek you got there. I did, yeah. Do you want to know everything about it? Not everything.

No, but I enjoyed it. You enjoyed it, so it's a fun sniper movie? It's one of those... It's honestly one of those sniper movies where you're like, I like watching these people get killed. It's the Branson of sniper movies. If you've seen...

Exactly. Why wouldn't you bring your son to that? Because I want him to know what it's like out there. You know, at shopping malls and stuff. Oh, okay, cool. I get it. Yeah, or just schools. Oh, reality.

It works for MTV, but nowhere else. Well, thank you guys for going to the movies, because that's what keeps it going, is that people go and... A public service message. I do love movies, so I encourage everybody to go, so they'll keep being made. And hopefully, you know, when we're running movies

by North Korea, we'll get them through. Yeah, Sony, man, balls of steel on that fucking company. They just like, take that, terrorists. It's awesome. I love how today Obama was like, they made a mistake, why didn't they call me? Like, you could just call Obama. Hey, it's Sony calling.

What do we do about this thing? Hey, it's Sony. They're saying they're going to do another 9-11. What? You think Obama would have hopped on that? But they actually said, no, Obama, we made the right decision. That's the newest thing they said.

Yeah, yeah. They said that Obama, we made the right choice. That's the newest thing they said. Yeah, yeah. They said that Obama, we made the right choice, trust us. We don't want them to see our other emails. Right? And we all know they're talking about their spam emails. Show us your spam emails. That's the one thing that hasn't come out.

Didn't mean for things to get so serious. I was trying to i'm just trying to joke around about north korea and how they have managed to silence artists in the united states of america i just want to see what their uber emails are like i think we've all learned our lesson here on this stage no one here is going to say a bad thing about our favorite country in the world, North Korea. North Korea! We've seen what happens when you screw around with Dear Leader. I have a couple friends that were in that movie, and now they're going to have to have Christmas

dinner and explain why their movie isn't coming out. Like, that was going to be their big thing at Christmas. They were going to go see it with their families on Christmas Day. And be like, look, that's me in the movie, hooray. And now... Instead it's, that's me in the corner. Yeah.

Their families totally think they're lying. Because they've been like, I'm in this movie where we're going to assassinate Kim Jong-un. And they're like, yeah, sure you are, buddy. And then, you know... And now nothing. We can't go to that movie. It got canceled. That movie I made.

Yeah. The movie got canceled. The movie. That's so crazy. It doesn't usually happen. No. Nick, you're probably in favor of this. You're like, shut down those weird rooms where two hours of bullshit happens.

Yeah. bullshit happens. Yeah. My uncle's an Uber driver. Huh. I don't know why that happened. Dear Neptune Theater, may I have another vodka

and soda? I threw mine on the ground earlier. Accidentally. That's an excerpt from Doug's diary, everybody. All of my entries are to this theater. Because I love it so. And now's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin!

Got a lot of great name tags out there and you guys all have to go pick one right now. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Alright, we're back. Graham Elwood, who are you playing for?

I'm playing for Sleep Jess in Seattle. It's got pretty lights on it. You're welcome. What about you, Graham Clark? I'm playing for the Passion of Kristen, and it is Jesus smoking a joint, and he's saying, Snoopaloop, bring your greens. We're going streaking.

I picked it because he knew my name. He said, Graham Clark, and I just took it from him. That's in the Bible. It's Matthew chapter 7, verse 3, I think. He said unto him, Snoopaloop. It's actually bring thy green hat. Ken Jennings? It's currently my daughter's favorite movie,

so I'm going with Little Orphan and D. And D. What does that mean? Which version is your daughter's favorite? She only likes the white Emmy. Okay. Amen, brother! My daughter prefers...

My daughter prefers poor people that are white. That's not the answer I was looking for. Could have said old one or current one, but... Like in 20 years, people aren't going to be like white Annie, black Annie. You know that's what they're going to say. No, they're doing it right now, but still. And who are you playing for, Nick? Weird Mask from

Second Level. Way to go, Weird Mask. Okay. There's no name on it? There is no name. All right. Great name tag. He just took that from someone.

Like, that's not even... I mean, there's a name on the back, but I guarantee that's not his name. No, that's for the shitheads at the end. If you lose tonight, Nick. No, they just did Lion King last night in the theater. That was just hanging up on the wall. That's what happened.

A lady in the front row made a little stuffed Doug Benson and I thought that was pretty impressive. Oh, that's adorable. Did you see that? Yeah. That was worth noting. Don't put a pin in it. Yeah. You can put a ring on it though. Yeah, put a ring on it. If you like it.

She's a nice person. Doug's feeling vulnerable. To determine who goes first in our various games tonight, let's do a round of... You guys want to do some lines? Seattle, Washington! You going to fucking do this or what? I'd be remiss, Mark, if I didn't ask you,

what do you think Sony Pictures should have done? Fuck them. Well, that doesn't... I don't know if that answers the question. Fuck who? I would have hired a fucking sky writer, and I just would have written, you want to fight?

Where? What's that? Where would you have written that? In the fucking sky, dude. It's not a water rider. That's a good point. That's a good point. It's not a water rider.

That's a good point. That's a good point. All right. Gentlemen of the panel, Mark is going to say a line from a motion picture. Hopefully it'll be one that somebody on the panel recognizes. And the first person to just say into your microphone the correct title of the movie will

go first in our next game. You ready to do this? Yes. I am ready. What could feel good? What could feel good? That's not the line, Nick. Okay, okay, okay. I was going to say blue crush.

No, he just says stuff to himself before he does it. He likes to psych himself up. She wants to meet me at the top of the Empire State Building on Valentine's Day. Sleepless in Seattle. It is fucking sleepless in Seattle, whoever said it first.

Graham Clark said it first. He's not even from America. They don't even have the Empire State Building. We just got that in Canada, so. It was fresh in your mind. Yeah. In Canada, they're showing Sleepless in Seattle in theaters that we're going to show the interview.

We haven't even heard of the interview. That would come up five years from now anyway. Well, thank you very much, Mark, for doing that. I can't believe you came all that way. I was here for a reason. Okay, what's that? I made a promise to Donnie.

He's been asking me all fucking year. I told him, I'm like, if you get a fucking paper route, you can do it. So we drove up here yesterday. He's going to beg Pete Carroll to be our uncle. Let's do it. You can beg someone to be your uncle?

That's what I said to Donnie. I go, you can beg. So Donnie's probably crying somewhere right now. Well, thank you for coming by, Mark. Yeah, I think I'm going to fucking stay. Oh. He said he thinks he's going to stay, put the mic down, and then left. Oh!

Oh, shit! He's not kidding around. He brings his own stool. Just in case. That's unbelievable. This ain't gonna fucking reach. Let's do it. For the listener at home, this is riveting.

Yeah, you should be alright. Wow, that was some Wild West rope in action. Thank you, Buffalo Bill. There you go. Who's got a fucking name tag? Yeah, Mark still has to pick a name tag. I love how excited people were like, second chance!

Second chance name tag selection. But he picked who? Who'd you pick there, Mark? I have no fucking clue. Is your name on it anywhere? She says her name's on it somewhere. How do you say it? I think I picked the predator.

That's Kaylee. Kaylee N. Okay. You went all fucking out. She's the one that made a little doll of me. Yeah, it's like a diorama. Right? Yeah, that's the word.

Good job, Mark. Dude, I know what models are like. Trust me. All right. We're going to play a couple of games. Let's fucking do it, dude. Yeah. The first one we're going to play is Last Man Stanton.

Graham gets to go first. Graham Clark. All right. And then we will head in this direction. We'll go to Ken and Nick and I like to play along and then Mark and Grammy and we need to play this game

we need an actor, actress or director with an extremely large body of work Shh! Shh! Shh! Carrie Russell? What the fuck? What is she directed?

What are you talking about? What is she directed? She's been in a few movies. Yeah. But just a few. Only J.J. Abrams movies, I think. It's like Waitress. Felicity.

End of list. Mission Impossible, Ghost Protocol. What? No, no, no. I'm not asking you guys to name names. This is not a Senate subcommittee hearing. This is me picking someone in the audience to get to choose whose name we're going to use. And I like this dude in the hat right here

because... Show me your name tag really quick. What the fuck does that say on it? The 12... The 12 things I like about Doug Lennon's movies. The 12 things Steve loves about Doug Lennon's movies. Awesome guest named Mark Wahlberg is number one.

Fucking yeah, dude. You fucking know it. How did he know? He ran over and tried to show this to you when you were picking. This goes for you and the women. I will have sex with you after this show. I'd hit that.

It's interesting what you love about it, though. You say you love people who don't know how to play this game. You love guests who spoil the shitheads. Who doesn't love gluten-free treats for Graham Elwood? Ah, shit At number 10 on your list Horrible choices for Last Man Stanton Is something that you love So buddy, tonight, Steve, you get to pick

Who we're gonna play In Last Man Stanton. It better be good. Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg. What? No.

What? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. All right, I think we should use... He's been contemplating it for three months, he just said. Can we do Kerry Russell instead? All right, so let's start with Graham Clark. Can you refresh my memory?

What are the rules of this particular game? Sorry. You just have to name any movie that Whoopi Goldberg was in. Okay. Or directed. Oh, well, yeah. Ghost. Very well done.

She won the Academy Award for that, if you can believe it. For directing. Yes. Kenj? The Color Purple. Yes, The color purple. We should pretty much wrap it up right there.

All right. That is both our movies. That's the good stuff right there, those two. Do you have any, Nick? That's a real bummer, Doug. I don't. You can't think of a single? First man Stanton.

I was actually going to say. Goldberg. What do you got? Me? No, no, it's on Nick. I was going to say Sister Act. Yeah, that's right. There we are.

Wow, you were ready to throw in the towel. That was just like a generalization about race. I've never seen Sister Act. I don't know. You would have said that for literally any black artist. Yeah, yeah. Wow. All right, I'm going to go with Jumpin' Jack Flash.

And now we're over there to you, Mark. Have you ever worked with Whoopi? No, I don't trust people who don't have eyebrows. Fucking right on. Fucking life rule, dude. What are you hiding by not hiding anything? You ready for this?

Yeah, I'm ready. Sister act two. Hold on a second. Back in the habit. Feel it, feel it. Wow. It's about that time. Bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme.

You get yours. I'm going to get mine. It's not fair he can just say his lyrics and get laughs. Graham Elwood. How about... Ghost 2 Electric Boogaloo. Nope. No, how about...

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? We're going to have to take both of your answers because they're both wrong. Graham Elwood is out. He'll be back in the next game, you guys. When it counts. Graham Clark, do you have another one? Theodore Rex. Ooh.

What? A movie where she plays a cop whose partner is a dinosaur. Is that a Canadian movie? That has a Canadian movie written all over it. It was probably shot in Canada. Got a government grant.

I turned that down. For the dinosaur part? Yeah. Why don't you just fucking get one of the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park? They got a hundred of them. They didn't do it. I don't think they had a hundred of them, but, uh...

Ken Jennings, do you have another Whoopi Goldberg masterpiece? She's in Top 5, right? Oh, yeah. She is. I haven't seen it yet. In theaters now. I've seen posters. Yeah. Good job. The dinosaur's in it, too.

It's like, you can't... The way you've set up your life at this point, you can't impress anybody with your knowledge, because they think you know everything. I know how it feels, bro. Oh. Mark, they ever ask you to be on, like, Celebrity Jeopardy or anything?

Fuck no, Dad. 1992, I was at a restaurant, and I thought it would be funny to fucking throw a dinner roll at Alex Trebek. Turns out, it was fucking funny. Now they don't want me on that show.

Now they don't want me on that show They won't even let you on the celebrity edition? No, not at all Blackballed And you've looked into it, like you actually said, hey, can I get No, he fucking turned to me and he goes, you threw that at me And I go, oh, oh, oh, hold up, fucking Alex I think you should be saying, who is the guy Who threw that at me

Fucking Jeopardy humor, that's free up fucking Alex. I think you should be saying who is the guy who threw that at me? Fucking Jeopardy Homer. That's free. Alright, Nick Stoon. What do you got? Whoopi Goldberg. The View? Is it? Is that a movie?

Tremendous movie that just won't end. It is a long movie. It's a long-ass movie. Oh, I'm sorry. Then Comic Relief 4. Oh, she skipped that one. She set that one out. Yeah.

So are you out then, Nick? Yeah, I'm out. Because sometimes people have a comedy answer and then a real answer. Like Hollywood Squares. Can I meet those people? The Whoopi Goldberg Show, Hollywood'm out. Because sometimes people have a comedy answer and then a real answer. Like Hollywood Squares. The Whoopi Goldberg show, Hollywood Squares. Well, I have to drop a little knowledge that she, of course, was one of the voices in the movie The Lion King. Wow. One of the hyenas.

Yeah, with Cheech Marin was the other one. You want to know why that settles home with me? It's because I worked at the Boys and Girls Club in Wallingford. And one of the kids came up to me and said, you look like the hyena from The Lion King. And I was just like, I'm going to fucking kill myself. That lion doesn't wear glasses or have a beard. Like that crazy one?

Like the retarded one? They were just like, I don't know, you just look like a hyena. It could have been the cool one. It could have been the coolest of the hyenas. Yeah. Speaking of cool hyenas, Mark Wahlberg. What's up, dude? You got another Whoopi movie?

You kidding me? Karina Karina, motherfucker. Oh. Shooting fucking bullets over here. Graham Clark. I believe she was in a movie called Soap Dish. She was in Soap Dish? Yeah.

I'll take it. I can't remember her in it. I remember Robert Downey Jr. and Terry Hatcher and Sally Field. I only remember her in it. What did she play? What was she in that? She was the writer, right?

Of the soap opera? Possibly. I think so. I just remember her smile and her warmth. That's all I remember. You go to her movies more for a vibe than a specific story?

Yeah. You get it. I need my whoopee time. Ken Jennings. This turned out to last a lot longer than I thought it would. She's in... Do you remember that movie, Eddie? Oh, Eddie, yes. She's a basketball coach. She's an NBA, yeah, she runs a basketball team.

It's based on a true story, I think. Okay. Yeah, I think it is. It's based on that time Whoopi Goldberg was in charge of a basketball team. I'm going to go with a motion picture she was in with Bobcat Goldthwait called Burglar. Oh, wow. Yeah. This is embarrassing.

Back to you, Mark. Fuck. This is the part where the audience gets tempted to help out because it's so frustrating that we're not saying the movie that you're thinking of. And I'm so liable. Please don't yell any out. We're going to fight this out to the death. What do you got, Mark?

Cocoon? Nope. Okay. Cocoon. Pretty good guess, though. Most of those old people were black. Really good guess. Steve Guttenberg was black.

I don't see color, bro. They should make a black cocoon, though. Fuck yeah, dude. Wouldn't you love it? Tyler Perry presents Cocoon? Madea goes to space? Oh, fuck yeah, dude. That's your next kid's book, Ken.

Kids love the Cocoon references. That book is just full of... That book is full of Cocoon and batteries not included jokes. Did you answer one? Did you say one yet, Mark? Yeah, Cocoon and batteries not included jokes. Did you answer one? Did you say one yet, Mark? Yeah, Cocoon. Oh, that's right. You're out.

Cocoon 2? You're out. You're out. You're out. You're out. It's just Graham Clark. This is a stab in the dark, but was she in Star Trek Generations? She should have been, right?

She was 10 and bar around that time. So if she's not in it, I'd be surprised. So we're going to go with that. Everybody seems to think she was. Nick is out. So I'm going to go with Clara's. I'm still in, though. Sorry, Ken, go ahead.

I don't know one. So I don't know. Yes. You should have let that slide right by. You should clear his heart. You should clear his heart. I actually don't.

Is she in Lion King 2? Simba's Pride? You know what even if she is I'm not going to give it to you. No straight to video sequels? No, you're out.

And as you said, I was saying Clara's heart. Which one time, I was working with a friend in Florida, and there was a movie theater where the marquee was close enough to the ground that you could sort of reach up and change some letters around. And they had Fresh Horses was playing, and also Clara's Heart. And we switched things around so it said Fresh Horseshit. But for some reason it made me laugh harder

that another movie on the marquee was Clara's Ear. Because we needed the H and the T for Fresh Horseshit. and the T for fresh horse shit. I thought for sure you were going to make it Clara's fart. Like that's what I was just... It seemed like... There wasn't an F amongst any of the... Oh, fresh horses, that's right.

But then it would have just been rash horses. And we had just seen fresh horses so we were trying to lash out at that movie specifically. Not one of Andrew McCarthy's better outings. So that means it's just down to me and Graham Clark. What do you got, Graham, for your next one? I think I'm fresh. I know there's one where she plays a white executive,

but I can't remember the name of it. Oh, I just thought of another one. Damn it. Okay, but that means you're still the winner because you lasted the longest, so let's hear it for Graham Clark. Hey! What's the one with Ted Danson

where he's the car dealer? Made in America. And I also had Rat Race and The Player. Oh, The Player! She's an executive in The Player. The Little Rascals. Cocoon! Cocoon!

She was in House Party 2? Really? Wow. Yeah. Good pull, white guy. With a phone. Oh, he's looking at his phone. Okay.

What was the one where she played the old white executive? The Associate. The Associate. That's the dumbest. What a great name for a movie. That's dumber than the dinosaur partner. Yeah, but that made sense. Yeah. You're right. That's dumber than the dinosaur partner. Yeah, but that made sense. Yeah. You're right. That's a good point.

Well, great job, everybody. That was more Whoopi Goldberg than anybody should know. I think there should be some people ashamed on this panel, quite honestly. And Graham Clark gets to go first,

and then we'll go to Graham E., then Mark, then Nick, and then Ken in a little game called the Leonard Maltin game. Oh, shit. Woo-hoo! And Graham Clark, you've been running the board, man. You're doing great on this game. That's just because I love Whoopi Goldberg.

Right, that's in your wheelhouse. Yeah, exactly. You get to pick a category between Miss A Toe, you know, kind of like Mistletoe, but Miss A Toe, and that's movies where someone loses a toe. Or Reindeer Games. That's movies where Ben Affleck plays an athlete.

And I love this category. It's not hilarious, but it's awesome. Andy the G on Twitter suggested Frozen. Frozen. And that's movie, Harrison Ford movies between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. That's awesome.

That is amazing. That is awesome. Which one of those would you like to play, Grant Clark? I'm going to say Miss A Toe. Okay. Stick with the season. Miss A Toe. Yes.

It's a Christmassy pun. Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie from 1998. Yeah. He says about the movie that, hmm, he says it's, he just says some of it's amusing, but some of it is just strange. Yeah, and he also says it's one big joke. And he lists six, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen names. How many names can you get it in, Graham Clark? I'll say I could get it in ten names. How many names can you get it in, Graham Clark? I'll say I could get it in 10 names.

Conservative. Mr. Elwood? What's the category again? This is what? Miss a toe? Miss a toe. Somebody loses a toe. 1998.

All right, I'll just go. We'll just do this. Yes, do what you're going to do right now. All right, let'll just go. We'll just do this. Yes, do what you're going to do right now. All right, let's do it. All right, we'll just go eight names. Okay. This is eight names, Mark Wahlberg. I'm going to go negative two.

Because you know what? I either know it or I don't. Ooh, interesting, interesting strategy. Nick Thune, do you think you can go more negative? Negative two? Negative two. That means he's going to name the movie and the top two people in the correct order.

According to Leonard. Because I know the movie. I just don't know if I know the order. I don't know if I can go three deep. It's pretty deep. No, because there's some big actors in that movie. I don't know what order they're listed in as far as

IMDB wise and then what Leonard said. I don't know. You know he knows it. Maybe Mark doesn't know either. Yeah, he knows it. You're fucking kidding me, Doug. I'm going to say name it. All right. Mark Wahlberg. Name the movie and the top two billed people.

Number one billed first, then number two. And I won't say if you're right or wrong until you say all three. Okay. Do it. Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, John Goodman. That's correct. Wow. Oh, nice.

Stand up. I'm playing for Zoe Dashnell right here Let's fucking do this You do look like New Girl That only got Two and a half stars That's what threw me Yeah yeah

Two and a half stars Really Yeah one big Shaggy dog joke Courtesy of the Coen brothers Yeah Was Julie three

He just didn't get into it But you know Leonard doesn't smoke weed Right True Yeah Coen brothers. Was Julie three? He just didn't get into it. But you know Leonard doesn't smoke weed, right? True. Dog, was Julie three? Who? Julie. Yes, Julianne Moore.

I know since you've worked with her in Boogie Nights, you call her Julie, but... You have sex with someone, you go first name. Julianne, oh. Oh. Now you have sex with someone, you go first name. Julianne, oh. Yeah, Julianne Moore is the third build. Somebody's got an allergy attack up in there. Jesus. Julianne Moore! All right, so Mark is on the board with one point,

and Nick is the one who challenged him. So we'll start with Graham Elwood and head towards Nick. We'll head in that direction. At Bonnie McFarlane. What? The comedian. Sweet.

She was on the show recently and then she sent me a suggestion for a category. She's got that funny podcast My Wifeife Hates Me, with Rich Voss. It's a good show. Why does your wife hate you, though, Graham? Well, because we got divorced. Oh, okay. And they have a whole podcast talking about how your wife hates you?

Yeah, I know. It's weird. Every episode is, this is why Graham Elwood's ex-wife hates him. Reason 49. I'm sorry. I missed this earlier than my opportunity, but what's it called again? My W Reason 49. I'm sorry, I missed this earlier, my opportunity, but what's it called again? My wife hates me.

My wife! Dougie wife! My wife! Doug, we can send in suggestions. I guess so, yeah. All right. Can I get one called Getting It Right? It's movies Mark Wahlberg should have won an Oscar for.

That's all of them. It's a long fucking list, dude. You know what? Fuck the happening. We'll take that one off. I spend a lot of time, Mark, telling people that write suggestions to me of Twitter categories

that, like, should have won an Oscar doesn't really fall under trivia. That's opinion. It falls under truth in this fucking opinion. Well, yeah. Mark, what's your Twitter handle? I'm not the one who set it up, okay? Who set it up, Donnie? Yes.

Yes. Who set it up, Donnie? Yes. Thanks for the money. Mark. That's not that bad. He was trying to be nice. Might be too many letters, too.

No, you're probably fucking right. That's why it doesn't work. Fucking Donnie. God. Graham? Yes, sir. Bonnie suggested Drew Barrymore or less. Drew Barrymore or less.

And it's movies with Drew Barrymore or Kate Hudson. Yay. And then also, celebrating a birthday today, Jake Gyllenhaal, who I think is so good in Nightcrawler. He's awesome. He fucking kills it in that movie. Such a creep.

Yes, such a creep. I was going to say, such a sweetie. So the films of Jake Gyllenhaal. And then your third option from Cool Bahamas on Twitter I love this one Clooney with a Chance of Meatballs and it's movies with George Clooney

Bill Murray or both I'll take Clooney with a Chance of Meatballs this movie's got Clooney with a chance at meatballs. All right. This movie's got Clooney or Bill Murray or both. And where did I say we were going next after Graham? To Graham Clark. So get ready, Graham Clark. Three stars, Graham Elwood, for this movie.

From 2009, he says about the film that it has a buoyant score. And he also says that it's old-fashioned and it's based on a book. And he lists four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve names. Twelve names in the cast of this movie from 2009. How many names can you get it in? Graham Elwood. Bless you, audience member who sneezed. I'm a full-service performer.

You don't see fucking Trebek blessing people. All right. Fuck Trebek. Ken Jennings, does anybody ever sneeze while playing Jeopardy or are you just such an intense mode? Like, have you ever been under the weather when you've been on?

I'm actually sick tonight. Oh, shit. I shook your hand. Be sure to lick that microphone and pass it down. I was never sick on Jeopardy. I don't know. Okay. I think your adrenaline probably is so pumped. Yeah, exactly. How can you be ill? Right. But Trebek wouldn't say, he wouldn't say bless you.

Oh, you think if somebody sneezed during the game, he'd ignore it? No, he would, yeah, he would, he would, like, be angry at you. This is what I'm fucking talking about I don't know what's happening anymore Graham Alright I'll go eight names He says eight names Graham

I'll go two names Oh shit What does sick Ken Jennings think of that? It's 2009? Probably. I've been wrong before. I think you're going to have to name it, Graham. All right.

Okay. So I'll give you the two names. You sound pretty cocky, so I'm just going to say them. I didn't mean to sound cocky. Well, two names is a cocky bit. Didn't I say three names? I feel like I said three, right?

You meant three, I think, but two came out of your... Out of my mouth hole? Out of your beard area. Oh, no. Oh, no. So here's your two names, and then I'll give you the clues again if you need them, but

your two names are Adrian Brody and Brian Cox. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, shit, indeed. Yeah. It's got a buoyant score. Yep. And it's old-fashioned. Yeah. And it's based on a book.

Of course. Not written by Ken Jennings. I'll narrow it down for you a little bit. Is it Good Luck and Good Night? No. Oh, shit. Sorry. This one does have George Clooney and Bill Murray. And it's called Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Fantastic Mr. Fox. Fantastic Mr. Fox. Nobody knew it. So that means Ken Jennings is on the board. Well done. That's all skill. Yeah. Kenny J.

You guys want to see a dead body? Stand by me. You got it, dude. You guys want to see a dead body? Stand by me. You got it, dude. That's not the game we're playing right now. We're never not playing that game.

I'd like to play that game with Michael Douglas. Really insane. Some people seem like they got it. I didn't. Oh, the game Don't worry about it It's okay I knew there was a joke Is he a fan of that movie?

Yeah That goes out to dad I was going to say You say enough jokes to your dad Sooner or later he's going to laugh Wow That was fun It was fun enough jokes for our dad, sooner or later he's going to laugh. Wow. Come on, that was fun.

It was fun. We get to start with Graham again. Elwood. And then we'll go to Mark Wahlberg. You got it, Doug. Graham gets to pick between Ponch22 on Twitter suggested Bad Santa, and that's Christmas movies that Leonard gave two stars or less.

So shitty Christmas movies, according to Leonard. Or Inherent Lice, in honor of the current motion picture, Inherent Vice. And Inherent Lice is movies that take place at summer camp. And at JMFaith78

suggested Scissors. What do you think Scissors is, Graham Elwood? I don't know, some sort of Johnny Depp thing? Tim Burton-y type of? Lesbians. Both great guesses. Things you can't run with. But Scissors is movies where Dwayne Johnson kills someone.

I'm gonna talk about The Rock. Rock beats Scissors. So, uh... Which one of those do you like, Graham Elwood? I will go with... I kind of like calling everybody by their full name every time. Just because there's two Grahams.

It's nice business. I also like having two Grahams. Am I a two Grahams? I don't get it. How about the... Let's go... Nobody takes longer to pick a category. I'll go with the summer camp one.

Summer camp. You get to choose a year between 1977 and 1994. I'll go 77. Whoa, strategy. Two and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie that takes place summer camp. This movie is 75 minutes long. Wow. Where'd those movies go?

He says it's mildly entertaining. But he also says that it lacks punch. And he lists five names. How many names can you get it in, Graham Elwood? I'm going to go minus one. Holy shit, dude. I don't know who's running the bar, but can I get like a protein shake or something like that? Whenever you get a sec.

I'll run up a quinoa salad too if you're back there. That'd be cool. Fuck yeah, dude. I'll go quinoa. How's that girl doing that I threw out of the front row? Is she all right?

Is she alive? Yeah, she's doing shots with Papa Thune in the lobby there. She's probably in the fucking, she's in the street looking for cigarette butts with Donnie. And I'll tell you this, he's fucking good at it. Real good Alright Mark Let me walk you through this If you ask Graham

To name this movie Right And he fails You will You will be the winner Right me and New Girl Will win this show You will win

You will have two points And you will bring us in Way ahead of schedule Right Yeah that's all I have to say Okay I don't want to influence and you'll bring us in way ahead of schedule. Right. Yeah, that's all I have to say. Okay. I don't want to influence your decision, but there you have it.

All right, Dan. He says, what'd you say, Graham? Negative one? Negative one, yes, sir. That is correct. Negative one. It's a summer camp movie from 1977. Summer camp movie from 1977. Summer camp movie

from 1977. Then we're going to come around to Nick Thune if Mark decides to bid more negative names. Nick is shaking his head. You know what? I mean, I know three of the top people.

Of what? Of this movie? In life. I'm one of them. Oh! Who are the other two? We're dying to know. Is it Pope Francis? Who are the top three people in life?

Pope Francis. The top three fucking people in life right now? Yeah. Frank Sinatra Jr. Really? Yep. Oh, fuck yeah, dude three fucking people in life right now? Yeah. Frank Sinatra Jr. Really? Yep. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. He's in the three spot? Yeah, he's rolling number three. Okay, cool. What are you, one or two? Oh, you fucking

kid. Doug. I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. Why would you do that? I don't know what I was thinking. His shirt ripped a little when you said that. God damn it. Terrifying. Number two is, it's undeniable, the coolest fucking dude next to me, Mark Cuban. Shark Tank's Mark Cuban? Okay.

Alright, here we go. Wow, that's an interesting top three. I'll go negative two. Alright. Keeping the game alive. Or just trying to keep Graham from getting a point. Yeah. Might be a specific vendetta there.

I'm going to say name it again. All right. So that'll put, now Nick Thune's going to be on the board. Wait, before we do this. Nice. Salute Your Shorts was a TV show, right? I want to do something unusual here and ask Graham what movie, what'd you say, negative one? One.

Yeah. What was your answer going to be? It doesn't matter at this point. Okay, mine was going to be meatballs and it was Bill Murray. Okay, that's incorrect. Oh, shit. Wow, you had it right there in your fucking hand, huh? So, yeah, Mark could have won the whole thing right there.

But he did the right thing. And now he's got to go negative two. If I tell him to fucking name it and I know he's got to go negative two. If I tell him to fucking name it and I know he's wrong, that's less time people get to look at me. People do seem to really be enjoying looking at you. How could they not? It's really sweet of you to let them look at you longer.

Well, I was going to say meatballs. And we're sure it's not that. We're pretty sure. You know, I get things wrong sometimes. Man, I fucking... What's your guess? 1977. They're all at fucking camp.

They're all at camp. Let's go... It's like exclusively about camp. All right. Fuck it, dude. Let's go. It's like exclusively about camp. All right. Fuck it, dude. Let's go. Camp Sleepaway with Dana Plato

and Christopher Reeves. Okay, first of all, it's Christopher Reeve. There's no S on the end. Oh, no, dude. One time he was standing in front of a mirror and I'm like,

there's two of you motherfuckers. And then I nicknamed him that from then on. He loved it, dude. He was like, thank you. Oh, I can't fucking quote people? He does. Oh, I'm sorry, Mark.

It's all right. Nick Thune is on the board. Nick Thune is on the board with one. One point. And the motion picture is called Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. What the fuck? And the top two bill people are Duncan Watson and Greg Felton. That's right. Yeah, Felton.

Bullshit. Is that what you were going to say, Nick? That's what you were going to say. The only Charlie Brown movie is called Powder. And that whole, that thing's fucking suck too. You're saying that the character of Potter is an adaptation of fucking Charlie Brown. He's bald and pale and everybody fucking picks on him.

You never fucking thought about this, dude? It's on the dollar bill. Does he have a friend covered in dirt? I don't know about that shit. Dollar bill, y'all. Alright, we've got three people on the board Mark, Ken and Nick

and the two Grams still have to get in on the action and who challenged who on that one? I challenged Nicholas yeah Nick challenged Mark I challenged him to challenge me he accepted

alright so we'll start with the Grams we'll start with Graham Millwood and then go to Graham Clark I challenged him to challenge me. He accepted. All right, so we'll start with the Grams. We'll start with Graham Elwood and then go to Graham Clark. And Graham gets to pick a category between, spoiler alert, and that's movies where someone gets hit by a car. This is a weird coincidence. At Artvarkson on Twitter suggested Christopher Walking. And it's Christopher Reeve movies before 1997. Wow.

Yeah. That is so weird that that came up before. It's not weird for me to do it my whole life. I'm just one step ahead. That is so weird that that came up before. It's not weird for me to do it my whole life. I'm just one step ahead. That's almost as offensive as everybody knowing all those Whoopi Goldberg movies.

And your third option, Graham Elwood, is A Reptile Dysfunction. And that's movies featuring alligator or crocodile attacks. An alligator or crocodile attacks somebody in a reptile dysfunction. I will go Christopher Reeve. Alright. This is a Christopher Reeve movie before 1997.

Doug, you ever wrestle a crocodile? Just real quick. What's that? You ever wrestle a crocodile? I've never wrestled a crocodile, Doug. Fucking awesome, dude. You have a tendency to do this. You bring up things that nobody's ever done, that you've done, just so you could talk about how great...

It's not even because I was famous. I was 11 years old, my mom had a weird boyfriend, he had a crocodile in his garage, and I fucking wrestled it. And you know what? I won. Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie that was made back when very good actor Christopher Reeve

was still walking around. 1994 is the year. He says about this movie that it's cheerful, it's contemporary, and he says you know whether or not you like the protracted climax will determine

it'll depend on your fondness for the two stars of this movie so he's basically saying the movie has two stars but then he lists six, nine,

eleven names. Eleven names for you, Graham Elwood, then we'll go to Graham Clark. I will go nine names. I will go eight names. Oh, here we go. Ken Jennings, you're in a position here

to potentially win this whole thing. If you make it to two points. 94. You went eight. That's a no on the shake, or? Some bullshit. I love this place, and they would probably try to get something like that for you if there was any possibility of getting it anywhere nearby, but I don't think so.

Sorry, Mark. I'll pretend I'm a stepdad and order a Jack and Coke. Okay, can we get Mark a Jack and Coke instead of whatever that other thing was he asked for? Protein shake, dude. Oh, yeah, sorry, protein shake. We're working out after this, right? I'm in. You're in?

Fuck yeah, dude. Ken? I think I'm going to call. I got nothing. I'm calling to call. I got nothing. I'm calling with eight. This is a chance for Graham Clark to pick up a point. Or Ken can pick it up if Graham can't pull this off. Or he could send it down the line. How many names did you say, Graham Clark?

Eight. Eight. Okay. Here's your eight names, dude. Here's your eight names, dude Steven Wright Harry Shearer Mitchell Ryan Ray Baker

Gaylord Sartain It's the real dude Charles Martin Smith Ernie Hudson Oh, there's his drink there, thank you Nice job, staff There you go, clap it up for that, dude Barman Hey, you know what? Rest of your life Oh, there's his drink there. Thank you. Thank you. Nice job, staff. There you go. Clap it up for that dude. Nice.

Barman. Hey, you know what? Rest of your life, you could say you handed something to Mark fucking Wombert. When I grabbed for my drink, you know what he said to me? He goes,

nice bracelet. I know. Where was I? Charles Martin Smith? Ernie Hudson. And your eighth name out of 11 is Bonnie Bedelia. And the year is 1994. Two and a half stars from Leonard.

What did Leonard say about it again? He said, you know, the protracted climax, if you're able to tolerate it, will depend on your fondness for the two stars. And he also said that it was cheerful and contemporary back in 1994. 1994. Two and a half stars. And Christopher Reeve is...

Is walking around. I didn't mention him in any of the names, so that means he either has a very big part or a very small part. I'm just thinking that... In this movie. Stephen Wright is only in so many movies, right? Yeah, right.

This isn't Reservoir Dogs. Yeah, it's not Reservoir Dogs. Ernie Hudson wasn't in that. Reservoir Dogs is fucking great, dude. It's a stab in the dark, I'm going to say Canadian bacon. Christopher Reeve was in Canadian bacon? Maybe.

What kind of Canadian are you? You're Canadian, and you're just taking a shot at Canadian bacon? That's right. All right. No, unfortunately, it's a motion picture I referred to earlier this evening because someone tonight is winning the soundtrack from this movie. It starred Christopher Reeve, Geena Davis, and Michael Keaton,

and it's called Speechless. Speechless. What? I remember that movie. Yeah, the great Speechless. So that movie Yeah the great Speechless So that means Ken Jennings is our winner Ken Jennings Hometown boy Ken Jennings

Thank you No shame in losing to Ken Jennings Tonight we're playing to three I mean we could maybe We could play another round if everybody wants us to But But Ken Ken is our winner. There's no getting around that.

Take it off! That wasn't... Yeah, they want you to take it off, Ken. Oh. You guys remember the protracted climax, right, of Speechless? Amazing, amazing stuff. Yeah, because it was... I've seen the movie.

I've seen it too. It's like some James Carville, Marlee Matlin thing. Yeah, they're both speech writers, and then they're for the opposite sides, and they fall in love. I had no idea Christopher Reeve was in it. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to give this back to you in my hotel room later,

so just feel free to stop by and pick that up. No, I'm serious. You're going to get this later. For the listener at home, Kaylee said, please. She's like touching the arm of the guy next to her like, don't you worry about it, dear. It's just going to be one night. Or three. You gonna hang around the area for a while?

What are you doing up here? Are you serious? Yeah, that's why I asked you. Well, let's see. After Donnie gets told no by Pete Carroll, he said he really wanted to go, and this is the dumbest

fucking thing. He's a huge fan of Real World Season 6. Not of the show, just the opening part. He just wants to catch a fucking fish. And I'm like, Donnie! We can go to fucking Ralph's Grocery Store. I'll throw fish at you for an hour and a half. So that'll be my afternoon.

Does Wahlburgers do a fish? What's that? Does Wahlburgers do a fish? Half the time, we don't even put anything in the fucking bag at Wahlburgers. They don't even care. They're just happy to fucking be in there. We have a cutout of me waving

and people fucking cry when they see it. All right, one more round for fun because everybody here loves fun. You got somewhere you need to be, Nick? Oh, he has to pee. Go for it. No, no, has to pee. Go for it. Does this happen? No, no, no.

He said go for it. Yeah. Just let it ride, dude. Not leave the stage. Just pee right here. Just whip it out. Pee on the... Whatever.

Doug, I never told you what I've seen lately. Because you won, Ken. Ken's trying to give me some sort of shithead. Trying to slip it in there. But you won. And who's the person that Ken was playing for? Where are you at? I was playing for Anne.

Yeah, where's Anne at? She's way back there. Okay, well, come get your prizes, Anne. Yay! Congratulations, Anne! Anne's our winner. Somebody nearly got a picture framed to the face. Wait, what did you say her name is?

Ann. Pam? Ann. Pam? Ann. Don't forget that box, Ann. No, yeah, come on. You have to take that.

There's a picture of a dog getting washed in there. He put a picture of his mom taking a bath or something. Yeah. You get a nude photo. Yeah, come on. She's like, I don't want something. Yeah. You get a nude photo. Come on. She's like, I don't want to carry around this heavy

broken thing. That's what I say every day to Donnie. I just remembered that, like, the restroom backstage is backstage is like three flights up. I'm wrong with a little cardio. Nick might not come back very soon, so let's really quickly do some plugs. Pick up all of Ken Jennings' books. Are all your books for young people?

No, I got books for... I used to say I had kids' books and adult books, and then I realized you can't say I write adult books. Because I don't write game show erotica. Why not? You're not like Danielle Steele? She can write a good fucking book. A good fucking book.

That's right, too. Nick's back. That's quick. Thank you so much. That's a good fucking book. That's right, too. Nick's back. That's quick. Thank you so much. That's quick. All right, Graham Elwood, you pick, and then we'll go to Mark Wahlberg because he wants this to happen so bad.

Okay. You get to choose between also celebrating your birthday today, past and hopefully future guests on Douglas' movies, Ken Marino, the great Ken Marino. Nice. So the films of Ken Marino, the great Ken Marino. Nice. So the films of Ken Marino or LOL Cool J.

And that's comedies with LL Cool J. And finally, Elf on the Shelf, which is Will Ferrell movies that Leonard gave two stars or less. I'll go Will Ferrell, Elf on the Shelf. Will Ferrell movies, two stars or less? I'll go Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell movies, two stars or less. Ladies and gentlemen.

Would you like a Will Ferrell movie from 1999, 2005, 2006, or 2008? Jesus, so every one of his films. Yeah, he had kind of a streak there that Leonard didn't appreciate. I'll go 2008. All right. Two stars from Leonard for this movie from 2008 that he says is...

He says it's a dumb comedy. He says it has occasional laughs. And he also says that... He lists a bunch of things that happens and then goes, all before the opening credits. So there's a lot of things happen before the opening credits. And then he lists four, seven, eleven names. How many can you get it in, Graham Elwood?

Let's go seven. 2008. Mark Wahlberg, of course, has worked with Will Ferrell and the other guys. Yeah, which means it's not one of those fuckers. It's not that. And then you're working with him again. Yeah, we're going to do another one. You guys are pairing up again.

Yep. Yeah. It's going to be fucking great, dude. Yeah, so you must not have... It won't be as good as Transformers 4, but it'll be fucking good. What was it like working with Optimus Prime?

Not one day did I see that motherfucker. You'd think he'd hang around just for my lines. Nope, fucking gone. Fuck him. You weren't there for his turnarounds or what? What's that?

You weren't there for his turnarounds? Oh, no, I don't do that shit. If I'm not on camera, let's go lift weights. Wow, so pain and gain must have been constant weightlifting. Pain and gain. I told him, I was like, just fucking set that camera on a coffee table and we'll just work out in front of it.

What else do you need? They were like, no, The Rock wants to try and be funny. And I'm like, try? That dude's a joke. Wow. He tried stand-up comedy recently. Did you hear about that? No. Did he do a good job?

I just heard that it happened. Did you hear he did a good job? Yeah, but just from him. Oh, well. Believe it, then. How many names can you get at the end, Mark? 2008. Will Ferrell.

I tended to go negative two on this fucking thing. But see how I don't know it at all. Today was a good day. Messed around. I got a triple-double. All right, let's... Can I get another IPA up here while he's doing that?

You're not going to be up here that long I'll be able to get it and go backstage Oh, that's true I'll take another one too then Let's do it Let's go negative fucking two Negative two Nick Thune, what are you going to do in front of your dad?

All the stakes Your dad is watching Is this like Little League or something? Did he go to your games and stuff? Yeah Dad. All the steaks. Your dad is watching. Is this like Little League or something? Did he go to your games and stuff? Yeah. So I pulled my foot on first. Dude, is your dad really here? Yeah, he's in the back.

Can I ask you a question? No, my dad actually texted me. When I was peeing, I just checked my texts out real quick. He was like, good job, son. You peed and checked your texts in that much time? Wow. At 9.08, I'm on military time, so 21.08. He said, wrap it up?

No, he just said camel toe. Look at that. Thank you. Thank you. Another round of applause for the bar set, ladies and gentlemen. Come on now. Beast mode. Seahawks jersey.

Hey, Graham Elwood, did you figure out where you're going to be when the show's over? If people need Whistling Bane shirts and books and stuff? Yeah, they'll have the upstairs merch thing by the bathrooms. I'll be up there watching you go to the restroom. I'll be creeping out. Yeah, I got the Film Nerd books, everything. Come by and say hey. Yeah, run up there and say hello to Graham after the show.

I'm going to go negative three. Oh, shit. come by, say hey. Yeah, run up there and say hello to Graham after the show. I'm going to go negative three. Oh, shit. Fuck yeah, dude. This one's for my dad. Dude, seriously, is your dad here? Can I ask you a question? Is he really here? Yes, he's really here, Mark. How many fucking times do we have to say his dad is here?

Because I got a serious fucking question. His dad texted him camel toe. That could be from anywhere. It's a camel toe my dad built. Alright. With his camel toe. Isn't it, when it's a guy, it's a moose knuckle though, isn't it?

Not for me. Love you, dad. Yeah, I call... The Thune men are famous for their camel toes. Like if it's me, I call it. The Thune men are famous for their camel toes. Like, if it's me, I call it. Generation to generation, the greatest camel toes in the country. That's my boy.

Son, I want you to have this. What do you have, Mark? What was your, about my dad? Oh, I was just going to ask you what it's like to have a relationship with him. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Wow. You guys moaned. Wow. Does your dad never go, like, see your movies, or... Well, he's an American, so I'm sure he's seen

my fucking movies. Just not together. Oh. so I'm sure he's seen my fucking movies. Just not together. Oh no, I hate his fucking guts. So Ken Jennings, Ken Jennings, Nick Thune went negative three on this one. I don't want to, I mean obviously,

I could go negative six, but I don't want to get mean obviously I could go negative six I don't want to get rid of a bonding moment between you and your dad you know it I don't know I couldn't go negative three I think I think you're going to have to do it I think it's Step Brothers

and I think that it's Will Ferrell John C. Reilly and Adam Scott you were struck out on the end there bro what do you think the third one is others and I think that it's Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Adam Scott. You struck out on the end there, bro. What do you think the third one is? Adam Scott, I said. Oh, no, it's... No, no, I'm asking when he said you struck out, bro. I think it's the dad.

Who's the dad? What's his name? Oh, motherfucker. I don't think his agents are big enough to get him number three. He's a pretty awesome actor, though. He's a fucking great actor. Motherfuck me. It's Will Ferrell.

He's like an uglier Bryan Cranston. What the fuck is his name? John C. Reilly. And also from Cabin in the Woods. Yeah. And The Visitor. And lots of great movies. He looks like a far side character.

Six Feet Under. It's Richard Jenkins. Richard fucking Jenkins! God! and lots of great movies. He looks like a far side character. Six feet under. It's Richard Jenkins. Richard fucking Jenkins! God! See, I thought Adam Scott was getting big right there. No, he was the funniest thing ever. Yeah, Adam Scott's in there, but he's a few more lower build.

But anyway, that was a fun extra bonus round of the Leonard Maltin game. We love you, Dad. Yeah. Leonard Maltengate. He'll love you, Dad. And, uh... Mark Wahlberg, do you have anything to plug?

Fuck yeah, I do. The Gambler opens on Christmas Day. Fuck yeah, I do. January... The Gambler, I've seen half of it. It's fucking great. I got skinny, so...

Does that mean you've only seen your scenes? No, I fell asleep But they tell me the whole thing is phenomenal So go see the fucking gambler Cause I call it I'm so fucking skinny I kept telling them like Look at me

Let's just call this thing cardio They wouldn't fucking do it So go see the gambler And then also They went with the gambler instead of cardio. Like card? Cardio? Because it's about a guy that gambles. Like it's a joke? Like cards? I don't know. I think it's about a guy who gets real skinny

and looks fucking good the whole time. But the other thing is January 6th, Los Angeles, California, we're doing another fucking Wahlberg solution. And it's going to be podcast as well. So you guys can get your lives changed

wherever you fucking live. Fair enough. Awesome. Graham Elwood, Comedy Film Nerds. Yeah. Check out Comedy Film Nerds, our podcast.

And, you know, Earbuds, the podcasting documentary. We're getting close to finishing that. So you can pre-order DVDs and shit and downloads of that.

Thank you all who contributed to that on the Kickstarter. Hark! Hark! Hark! Or bark. Glam Clark. Yep. That's me. Taking the Greyhound back to Canada. First thing in the

morning. And what else is going on with you? Stop Podcasting Yourself is the podcast? Yeah, and, you know, check out Canadian Bacon if you can. It's one of the better Whoopi Goldberg films. Yeah, Christopher Reeves has an unbilled part in it.

Oh, yeah, Christopher Reeves. Yeah, and thank you for having me on your podcast, Doug. Oh, thanks for being here, man me on your podcast, Doug. This was fun. Thanks for being here, man. Yeah. Thanks, Seattle. Doug, you're welcome for having me on your podcast. And we talked to Ken Jennings already about his many books that are out there.

And you got any personal appearances coming up, Ken? Okay. No. And. any books that are out there? And you got any personal appearances coming up, Ken? Uh, no. No. Don't you have a trivia night somewhere or something? No. Okay. Thank you for being here. Nick Toon, what do you got coming up?

I'm doing a tour from Portland, Maine to Nashville over 15 days. February 2nd through the 16th. Is that 15 days? I really don't know. Almost. Sounds like it, yeah. It's 14-ish. And. Sounds like it, yeah. Yeah. It's 14-ish.

And I have a special on Netflix, Folk Hero. You can watch that. What's it called? It's called Folk Hero. Folk Hero, okay. Nick Thune's a very funny man. Check him out if you haven't, you guys. And my dad's here.

Yeah, and your dad's here. Eric Thune I'm gonna be What am I doing? Oh, I'm gonna do Doug Loves Movies in San Diego at the American Comedy Company

on Saturday, December 27th at 4.20 And once again let me remind everybody that I'll be right back here in Seattle doing stand-up at Parlor Live

downtown at 4.20 on Saturday, January 3rd. So pace yourselves on New Year's Eve, you guys. Come back and see me. Tickets should be on sale tomorrow or now if you're listening to this tomorrow. And thanks a lot, guys. Seattle, Washington! Thank you, Seattle!

Mark Wahlberg, Graham Elwood, Graham Clark, Ken Jennings, and Nick Thune, everybody. As always, Patrick and Julia are a shithead. The Ginger Border Patrol motherfucker is a shithead. So it sounds like

somebody had trouble getting into this country. Or plans to have trouble getting out. Comcast is a shithead. And Colin Kaepernick is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes unfold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. Colin Kaepernick is a shithead.