Doug Loves Movies - Nikki Glaser, Andrew Collin and Justin Robinson guest

Episode Date: January 20, 2019

Live from the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Doug welcomes Nikki Glaser, Andrew Collin and Justin Robinson to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from Tacoma, Washington. once again from Tacoma, Washington!

Thank you! Just rearranging some of the chairs because, well, all of the chairs because there's people sitting directly to the sides of us and I want them to be able to see. I try to be awesome. That guy said I was awesome.

All right. Somebody gave me a shit ton of Donettis already. So, yeah, get your faces ready for that. All right. It's Saturday. ready for that? Ha ha! Alright. Huh. Huh. It's Saturday, January 19th,

and we're at the Tacoma Comedy Club. It's 420-ish, and it's time to see some name tags. Where's your name tag? I don't have one. Yeah, that's what I thought.

He's the closest to the stage and he doesn't have a fucking name tag. Look at him with his arm up on the thing all cocky. Scott of the Dead. Great job, Scott. Jeremy E.B. instead of E.T.? And my face is the moon?

Not a compliment, dude. A very Brady what? Sequel. That was the name of it, right? But you drew it. I drew it. She drew it for you? Yeah. But you drew it. I drew it. She drew it for you?

Yeah. You're disqualified, sir. It's like big eyes. Let's talk about hers. Bridge in the Hood. That's me. Your name is Bridget? Yeah.

Okay. No, it's in the... I saw you guys walking down the street today. Yeah. I love the lights on the name tags. That's amazing. I still can't read them, but they look great. This one's got...

Oh, you got the fucking infinity hand. That sounds like something like an invention that lets you jerk off forever. The infinity hand. All right, well, lots of great name tags. Oh, there's that Judgment Day. Dudgement Day. I saw that one on the internet today.

But yeah, great job, everybody, and be ready to whip those out again later. That Mrs. Doubtfire one's really, really quite special. And yeah, you can go ahead and lower those. People behind you want to see the show. But next time I ask for the name tags, hopefully someone from the facility

can bring the house lights up a little bit. That'll be helpful. It's not my first time here. Time for Doug Plugs, everybody's favorite part of the show where is he going after this where is he going to be that we can't go well Vegas for one

Douglas Movies is coming to the comedy cellar at the Rio Hotel it's actually on the first floor but you get the idea that's Sunday January 27th at 420 Douglas Movies is back in LA the Rio Hotel. It's actually on the first floor, but you get the idea. That's Sunday, January 27th at 420.

Douglas Movies is back in L.A. on Tuesday, January 29th. And Dallas, Texas at Hyenas on Sunday, February 2nd. Also at 420. Yeah, Hyenas. I mean, it's not as good a name as Tacoma Comedy Club. I'm serious. I mean, I love hyenas, but shit.

Tacoma Comedy Club says exactly what you need to know. Hyenas just is like, oh, it's some silly laughing animal. Where is that going to happen? All of my dates and deets and links are at Douglovesmovies.com! That's Douglovesmovies.com! Yeah! From the corrections department... Haven't talked to the corrections department in a while. I've been nailing it.

But I did have to reach out and have a discussion with them about how Keira Knightley was in four of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Yeah, the fourth one she was not in. She was not in On Stranger Tides.

So I'm glad we cleared that up. That worked out pretty good. Let's check out the prize bag. Don't get too excited. I had to fly here. And I only went with a carry-on. It's lovely items, but they're small. Starting with

my most favorite thing. I was here in October at the Tacoma Dome participating in an event called the Lemon Haze Cannabis Convention and Comedy Festival. Here's their beautiful shirt. I really like this shirt, and I'm giving

one away today. So you can... You can hometown pride that shit, and hopefully we'll come back and do that event again here, because it was such a good time. Here's a little

red kerchief bandana thing. You can do a pocket square if you're a gentleman. You could shove it down your pants if you're a lady. I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

The weed is too good here. There's a Doug Loves Movies sticker, a Hank Hill sticker. Check that out. Raise your hand to verify that that's Hank Hill. Raise your hand. Good job.

Do you know Hank Hill when you see him? Yeah, he knows. And then I was in San Francisco last week and the lovely people at the dispensary called Spark gave me a really nice grinder that I'm going to share with you guys on the off chance that the winner

likes marijuana. Hard to imagine somebody who doesn't in this region. But I guess it happens. All that is in the prize bag. Plus, I'll throw some fucking Donettis in there and I'll keep some to throw

at the audience and at my guests I'm going to throw Donettis at my guests please give it up for Justin Robinson Andrew Collin and Nikki Glaser. Yeah, yeah.

What's going on? What's up? I'm so excited. What's going on? What's up? I'm so excited. I've never been the most famous person on a Dunlop's movie. That's a real accomplishment for me, everyone. Thank you so much to Andrew and that other guy. Oh, y'all don't know me? You don't know me?

I'm from that thing. No? No, you're not even from one thing. Yeah, I'm not. My Instagram? Sorry. I was on Real World in 1998. Anyway, sorry.

No offense to Doogie Horner and Tom Takar, but you were on with them. Oh, that's a good... Okay. I feel it this time, you know? I really feel it. Yeah, you know? I really feel it. Yeah, you're definitely the most famous person in Tacoma right now.

Okay, I'll take it. And that person should get a plaque or something. The key to the city. Oh my God, can you imagine? Where would I go? Take this car downhill straight into the water. take this car downhill straight into the water. Has anyone ever just lost control

and just gone? You gotta think they have. At least once. Certainly, maybe even on purpose. Maybe on a bird. I mean, it's San Francisco style, the streets around here. Oh, it's nice.

And I don't know why you don't get air more often. When I'm just walking around as a pedestrian, I'm like, God, I wish I could get air like these cars could if they just gunned it a little. Oh my gosh, there's so much air to be had. You're right. It's true.

I was just on a run and I kind of like, I don't know your laws about jaywalking, but I assume you can because there's just like patches of time where no one's coming. So I'm just, I'm not anaywalking but I assume you can because there's just like patches of time where no one's coming so I'm just I'm not an idiot I think I'll be okay and so I went but then this car came out of nowhere and I was an idiot and uh and they honked at me and I just was like you know I was embarrassed so I did the thing of lashing out where you're just like oh really like that kind of thing and then I flicked them off and um and when they were like

far enough away where i could like feel like i could get away and i flicked them off and i went on a run and then i got back to my hotel and the guy dm'd me and he was like that was really upsetting for me that you that you got so mad at me i was excited i saw you and I hugged. I was like, oh shit. I was like, fuck you! Like, to a fan. To a fan. So I apologize. Yeah, that was so exciting for that guy,

because I can guarantee you there are zero celebrities jogging in Tacoma. This is the city you visit when you wanted to stay in your hotel room for a couple of days. That's true. That's true. Because the view is amazing when you can't feel it. Yeah.

When it's nice and warm in your room. Oh, God. You just sit there, ah, Tacoma Dome. Yeah. I do like this city. It is both beautiful and sad. You know? It's like an equal. Yeah. It's equal both. And It is both beautiful and sad. You know, it's like an equal, it's equal both. And there's something beautiful about that.

It's all in one. You guys got everything here. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't take that offensively and you kind of embraced it because you know it's so true. Like, it's so true. Beauty and sadness, every corner. But I will say that as chilly as it can get here in the wintertime, I will still visit because it's West Coast chilly

and not fucking East Coast chilly. So good. Yeah, weather. That West Coast chill is like, it is, that's no joke. It's beautiful. It's awesome. I ran outside today. It was great.

I mean, it rains all the time. It rains a lot here. You guys are just always ready for the rain. You just assume it's going to rain, like, at some point in the day, right? Because I was getting dropped off at my hotel the other night, and it was right before my show, and the manager was like, what time do you want me to pick you up for the show? That's, like, a good impression of him, by the way.

He's right on. Hey, what time do you guys want me to get you for the show and that was a legit Tony if you know Tony so you fucking nailed Tony I hope the internet doesn't find out and he goes

and he goes he goes I'll pick you up and I go I can walk over because it's close enough and he was like oh no it might be raining which I found is like yeah I, oh, no, it might be raining. And which I found is like, yeah, I think that's also like it might be like dangerous. Like it might be raping outside is what he was saying to me.

Like it might be raining. That was like a code word. Because it is dangerous around here. The streets can be a little deserted around here. That's true. But again, it's because no one wants to be out. So it's only the most hearty of rapists and that is not the kind of rapist you want they just don't anyone most rapists are lazy and they they're all like they're like oh i do it today but

the rapists out and about here are probably dressed, it's like the I know what you did last summer villain. You know, like they're all like a Gordon's Fisherman type. Or a Hardy Rapist. Don't trust that Gordon's Fisherman. Do not. Seamen are the worst.

Oh, shit. It was right there. That was... Alright, let's meet my guests instead of just one of them. Sorry. But let's start

with her. It's Nikki Glaser, everybody! Sorry. Host of You Up with Nikki Glaser on Sirius XM channel 95 so if you have Sirius or a rental car tune in every morning Monday through Thursday

two hours every morning or at the very least find somebody who does have it and get their code because Sirius is not good at keeping people from sharing their code. Oh, really? Yeah, you could give it to like 10 people.

Oh my gosh. And you didn't hear it from me. Or me. I did not endorse that. Yeah. Yeah, so I have a show every morning on that and it's great.

It's so fun. What happens, you'll be back in time for Monday morning show? Yep. My schedule is insane. Monday, Thursday you'll be back in time for Monday morning show? Yep. My schedule is insane. Monday, Thursday. You have a show on

Martin Luther King Day? Yeah, we're coming into work. We're working. Love it. Yeah. I don't know. Why am I working that day? No, I'm angry about it.

I think it's because you're racist. Oh, that's right. Okay, sorry. Bad. Or you just want to getists something new to listen to. They're so angry that everything's shut down. What do they do on that day?

Yeah, I want to give them new content. Yeah, so they're going to be set. Racist truckers are going to listen to you all morning long on Monday. But thank you for being here. And you've got two more shows tonight that I would mention if they weren't sold out already. But they are.. But thank you for being here. And you got two more shows tonight that I would mention if they weren't sold out already, but they are. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for mentioning that.

That's just a straight up brag. Next to Nikki, directly to her left, is a gentleman who's opening for her all weekend long. And you've heard him on her show. It's Andrew Collin, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

How's it going, dude? It's good. I'm good. I don't know. I'm nervous. I haven't seen that many movies, so I'm just... Oh, do you want to step outside and catch up on a few? You have a DVD player? You didn't cram all night? We've got, like, the hotel has six channels of HBO. You could have really studied a lot of shitty 80s movies.

She doesn't pay for a room for me. I sleep out in the streets with the rapists. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm out on the streets. Win T-Town, baby. Do you guys call it T-Town? I read that. I read that. No, we don't streets Win T-Town, baby They call it T-Town I read that No, we don't call it T-Town Well, fuck the hotel brochure then

Because I read T-Town Is what I say and everyone will love me T-Town, baby Yeah, there it is, thank you Now, when you say that here, the people tell you to tack off Wow But thank you for being here And the people tell you to tack off. Wow. But thank you for being here. Thanks for having me.

And let's meet our third panelist. You know him and love him if you've seen Doug Lowe's movies in Seattle or Tacoma because he roams between both areas quite freely. I'm a nomad, yeah. Yeah, it's Justin Robinson, everybody! Hi, everybody! Everybody.

Hi, everybody. A.K.A. Rev. His name on the radio show is Rev Enfuego. Yes. I am the Reverend Enfuego. Cheesy radio name. Yeah.

How did you get that name? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ gave you that name? No, no, no, no, no. Well, I am ordained. Universal Life Church, because anyone can do that. And then the Enfuego is because I had a video game character. So, just based off a video game character.

Rev is for Reverend, and then Enfuego. Enfuego is because I had a wizard with the last name Enfuego. Wait, so you gave yourself this name? Yes. Yes, absolutely. I love it. It's good. Rev Enfuego. Was that Spanish?

I tried to. I tried to cross it off at the end there. I just picture a guy, like a Mexican dude in a Robert Rodriguez movie with a clerical collar, but he opens up his Bible and it shoots fire in people's faces. To me, that's Revin Fuego.

Yeah. Sorry I took the name as a dumpy fat white guy with a beard and bald hair, but hey. Sorry I took the name as a dumpy fat white guy with a beard and bald hair, but hey. And you're on Mornings on KSIW, the rock of Seattle. It was pretty close. Yep, KISW 99.9. Yeah, we do the morning show with BJ and Migs. And I know you love me because I do all the trivia questions.

Well, yeah, I mean, you're the more, you know, those guys have been on this show, but they don't know shit. Yeah, pretty much. You know, especially with Andrew here for his first time, and Nikki is a frequent competitor. I wanted to bring in somebody strong. What? And Jimbo.

And Jimbo? Yeah. I don't know what that means. Is that some shit sequel to Dumbo? Just a guy who works at the circus? Yep, I'm Jimbo.

He's got big ears, but he can't fly. Yep, I'm Jimbo. He's got big ears, but he can't fly. All right, so really quick, though, because Nikki, you have a morning show. Yeah. You up with Nikki.

Yeah. So what should, you should give Andrew Collin a, he's on all the time, you should give him a nickname, a like morning show nickname. Oh, he's got one. He does? Oh, yeah. What is it?

His nickname is Little Puddle Boy. What? Little Puddle Boy? Yeah, okay. So one time we were on the road together, and he had been on some podcast that morning, and he was getting a lot of feedback, a lot of DMs from ladies just saying different stuff. And one of them said... You make me puddle in my pants.

Right. And he told me this, You make me puddle in my pants. Right. And he told me this, like bragging. And I go, she means, she's not turned on by you. You made her laugh so hard she peed. I'm not funny. I'm not funny. That's calm. That's definitely calm.

It's definitely. She got turned on enough by his story on some podcast that she puddled her pants. And so he was like, I'm a little puddle boy. And I go, you are. I can't deny it. Someone reported puddles in their pants. So we both named ourselves. That's who we are as people. Choose your own reality. And then he added a lil

on it overnight. I woke up in the morning and you were a lil puddle boy on Instagram. What made you add the lil? Because I have a young demographic. What do you mean you have the lil? Because I have a young demographic. What do you want from me? 14 to 18. I'm killing it.

Alright. Alright. T-Town. T-Town. T-Town. Do you have a nickname, Doug? No. Every once in a while somebody tries to pin a nickname on me, but it never sticks because I don't hang out in groups. Yeah, you've got to be in groups.

You've got to be around people that all start adopting it, and I change it up all the time. It's hard for people to get nicknames going over DMs and texts. I agree. Yeah. I've never been a nickname person either. You're the Glaze, no? The Glaze?

The Glaze? Shut up. I'm going to throw a donut at you. No, the Glaze? I call myself Old Glaze Dog sometimes. But that's what I call myself. Old Glaze Dog. It sounds like the most. No, you got glazed on. You said. what I call my... Oh, glazed dog. It sounds like the most...

No, you got glazed on. You never say that? I've never said I got glazed on. My puddle boy. I got glazed on. You should have a bell in the studio. First thing in the show, you ring it when you got glazed on. That bell would be broken. That bell would be broken.

That bell would be... It would. Am I on the show still tonight? I don't know anymore. Apparently you don't pay attention when you are. She's not getting any. No. That's all I talk about at the goddamn show.

I can't get... It happens enough. Oh dear. Oh my, let's move on to the part where you guys share what you brought for the gift bag. What do you got, Justin? Oh, fancy.

The Ghost of Christmas Past. Bunch of shit that I either got or I found for Christmas. Like, I think in our house, so I think most of them are pretty cool. I wanted to start off with a 55 count of candy canes. Very nice. You need your candy canes. Very nice. Can you imagine how mad you'd be if there was only 54 in there?

Like, 55 isn't a normal number. I was kind of surprised at that count. Like, you need a 50 count and just five extra? It does seem like you're getting, like, that would sell me. I'd be like, but 55, you know? A board game that I'm pretty sure I got as a gift still in the cellophane. It's a nice, fun little party game.

What's it called? Just One. Oh, I see. It's a nice fun little party game. What's it called? Just One. Oh, I see. It's a board game for loners. Solitaire. If you love solitaire, you'll love this fucking game. If you're really lonely, here's something fun for you to play before you

go shoot up a place. And a key. One last game. Jesus Christ. And a bottle opener that is a key. This is actually a wedding souvenir from my wedding, my steampunk wedding. Nice. So it'll actually open up beers, too.

You got married to a steampunk? Yes. We are both steampunks. Yeah, we did it out in Vegas down at the Bonnie Springs Ranch. We had everyone go out there and got all dressed up. What does it mean to be steampunk? The simplest is when

goth meets brown. So think of all those loner weird kids. Wait, what? And then they discovered the Old West or Victorian times. And then they add gears and shit to it. And boom, you have steampunk. Oh, it's the aesthetic in Will Smith's Wild Wild West. Yes.

Yes. Absolutely. That's right. I remember it now. Yes. Yeah, he definitely deserves to have ownership of that. Will Smith's Wild Wild West. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. That's right. I remember it now. Yeah. Yeah. He definitely deserves to have ownership of that. Will Smith's Wild Wild West.

It was very heavily. But. Wild Wild West. But what does it mean? It just means you like to dress up like that? Essentially. Yeah. Okay.

Like with steampunk, it was like instead of electricity, everything is still essentially steam powered. Got it. So lots of pollution. And then they romanticize all of the horrible conditions of Victorian England. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's fun.

Okay, I get it. I think I'm sold. Like, a lot of rust. Yeah, a lot of rust, a lot of steam. That's comfortable to wear. Oh, yeah. Finally, the Goths are bringing it down a notch. Black was too hot to wear in the sun.

Let's go brown. It's more earthy, man. Earthy goth. All right. Well, thank you for all that. Can you pass that bag down? I will throw it with the other bags. And Andrew, what do you got for us?

I know I sprung this on you yesterday. Yeah. They wrapped it, so I feel... All right, I'll run and wrap it. You got it from the gift shop at the hotel. I'll hold this for you. I put it on her fucking dab. I mean, it's a wonderful gift shop.

It's a wonderful gift shop, unless you're looking for, like, aspirin or something that you would need in a hotel gift shop. It's a wonderful gift shop, unless you're looking for, like, aspirin or something that you would need in a hotel gift shop. There's so much glass. There's a lot of products that have nothing to do with what you might need in a hotel. So many, she's like, everything here supports local, it's all local artists, you're supporting local artists,

and I'm like, I don't feel like I should be supporting this anymore. Like, some of them, I'm like, this feels like enabling if I were to buy an item. Yeah, you guys just sit around making shit out of glass? Get it together. Some of it's good, but other stuff

it's like this is... Get a job. Yeah. Don't even teach art. Go far from art. Are you interested in a snack? We have a Lunchables made entirely out of glass. I'll take a pizza. I'll take a pizza.

All right, so this is not glass. This is edible. They're edible lips. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's made by a local artist. She told me that. These are my lips.

So if you want to... All right, okay. There we go. Okay, that was a fun little joke. What do you mean by edible? Like wax? No, you can eat these. These are a cookie., there we go. Okay, that was a fun little joke. What do you mean by edible? Like wax? No, you can eat these. These are a cookie.

It's a cookie. Oh, it's a cookie. Cookie. It's just a cookie. It's a cookie puss. Yeah, it's cookie lips. Oh, my God, it totally is a vagina. It could be a vagina, too.

Oh, she sold it to me horizontal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now I got a deal, boy. At $4? Let's get vertical. Vertical. Okay, and then...

Oh, there's more? Yeah. Oh, and they're all individually wrapped. This is lovely. You had to watch her wrap each of these. A deck of cards. Wait, she put protective wrapping around a deck of cards Wait she put protective wrapping Around a deck of cards I get it around a fucking face cookie But

God damn deck of cards needs protection Yeah I mean So you guys know these Yeah It's a gift that keeps giving really You know And this is the big one. This is...

Okay. I'm sorry. Very exciting. I'm sorry. This is also wrapped. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's in here.

It's a glass. The cheapest piece of glass in that store. Let me see this. I don't know if it's any... I can't believe you found something. Yeah, it's a shellfish, I think. It doesn't... It just looks like a blob of cum.

Like, it literally does look like... I don't know. They cum together. It's a twofer. You get a nice pussy lip with a glob of glass cum. I mean, it really does. I'm not trying to be crass for the sake of it. It really just does look like a glob. Yeah, it really... I mean, that really does. I'm not trying to be crass for the sake of it. It really just does look like a glove.

Yeah, it really, I mean, that should be a thing. She had an interesting name for it, I forgot, but whatever. This is so many babies that didn't happen. Turned into a nice piece of glass. Yeah. All right. That's it, guys. Great job, Andrew.

That's your first prize bag attempt, and I think you did great. Thank you. Thank great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Do I give that to you? Yes. Pass it down. Pass it down.

You gave somebody something to eat and a hobby. Yeah. And a third thing. And a third thing. All right. I just have one thing. I didn't have a gift. I went to that dumb gift shop with you earlier.

And you had not purchased all these things before. Yeah, I tricked you. I said, I don't like anything in here. And then I knew there was some good stuff. There was some gems in there. Well, I left that store being like, I don't know what I'm going to do. I was going to just bring the sex kit from my hotel room. And that's $28 for like a condom and some lube.

No, sorry. Yeah, but used, it's $10. And then I went on a run to go to the 10 Things I Hate About You stadium in town. It was so cool. Oh my god, it was so cool. I love you, baby. I love you, baby.

Loved it. I met him, remember was the coolest thing. Yeah. Okay. So then on the way, I'm going to breeze over that. He met Heath Ledger. I met Heath Ledger in Greece. Yeah.

Before he died. Before he died. Before he died. Yeah. Why didn't you help out? Why didn't you give him some encouraging words? Actually, I told him. This was late in his career.

And I told him my favorite movie was 10 Things I Hate About You. Like, late in his career. Yeah, he was like, he was already the Joker at this point. Yeah, he was the Joker. Yeah, and I told him, yeah. And I'll be sincere, I fucking love that movie. I love T-Town. He's so good in it. So I went and saw that today, but when I was running there, I ran past this old

toy store that has, like, old vintage toys, plus, like, new stuff, and everyone has, like, different... And I'm walking through and... You mean dorkies? What's it called? No, I'm just joking. I was wondering if you were going to bring it up. There's a bunch of old games in there. It was trickies. Trickies?

Trickies. Trickies, yes. Not associated with dorkies. Yes. And then I often get told that I look like a WWE wrestler named Charlotte Flair. And I found her toy. And I do. I look more like her than any person that I've been told I look like, I think.

And this is so cool. And I'm so excited about it. I'm going to sign it. You've got to sign it. Yeah. I love this. She's so cool. So, yeah. I bought it. Oh, I love this. She's so cool. Yeah, I bought it.

Oh, the glaze. There you go. Old glaze, dog. Charlotte Flair. All right. Was there something else in there? Looks like a coaster. Oh, a coaster tumbled up to the floor.

Oh. Wait, who says this? coaster oh a coaster tumbled up to the floor oh it's got bill cosby on it whoa it's a coaster that has bill cosby on it it says i love pudding putting my dick where it don't belong Does it really? Does it really? Guys, where did this come from? This is insane. I would claim that. I will say that I grabbed this bag from backstage and it had that, that's what it had in it. This is a double prize.

There was probably a comic rolled through here and that's what he sold after shows. That is so cool. Oh my God. You guys lucked out that I grabbed that bag. Yes. Oh my god.

Oh. I need a minute. That was really... Take a minute. I did not expect that to be so fucking funny. I know! I was like, no way is this coaster gonna have a good joke on it

it's just gonna make me sad but nope it brought a smile to my face oh my god putting my dick where it don't belong classic don't you love that that coaster would have made no sense

like five years ago you would have been like what the fuck why would they do that to you that used to be a joke in Hannibal's Act oh my god okay one question before we get to the games portion, which I'm sure is what Andrew's really nervous about.

Yeah. Oh, no. I'm not nervous at all. Yeah. Well, no, yeah, you're a hot reverend. Thanks. I'm blushing. Justin, what was the last movie you saw in any format?

I just actually this morning ended up going back to back and watching the two documentaries on the Fyre Festival. So Fyre Fraud and then just Fyre. Oh, that shit is amazing. Like, it is insane that just this, like, sociopath who apparently just loved the movie Wall Street decided to charm the shit out of so many people. I watched the Hulu version first, and it just shows what a total dickbag he is. And then the Netflix one basically just shows you every single person that he fucked over.

Like, epically. And it's amazing how him and Ja Rule just took so many rich white people's money. There's so much of it. Wow. Yeah, I don't really feel bad for him. Do you recommend one over the other? No, I think they're companion. I think you should watch one just to see.

Because one of them actually has the dude in it, Billy McFarlane. And just watching him squirm when they ask him random questions is kind of fun, but then you get to actually see the people that were involved in it who believed in him with the Netflix one. Yeah, they say that you should watch the Hulu one, and then the Netflix one is like the bonus footage.

Yeah, that's basically, yeah. Start with Hulu. And that's what I did. I mean, Hulu doesn't sponsor this show, so do whatever you want. Live your life. Whatever feels best to you guys. Andrew, what was the last movie you saw?

I saw Creed 2. Yeah? Yeah. Big Creed head out there, yeah? That's kind of unexpected. Yeah, this guy's really... People are fired up about Creed 2.

Yeah! Will you be this excited when they get around to Creed 3? No. Good guy, bud. It's all about two, you guys. Yeah, it was all right. Yeah, right? I'm sure it's fine.

I just don't know why there's more. They make you feel bad for the bad guys so much that it doesn't feel like you don't give a shit at the end when they fight, you know? Why, did Creed fight like a handicapped he fight, like, a handicapped person? Have y'all seen it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He fought a guy in a wheelchair.

And, uh... It was a nice wheelchair. No, it was a... No, he fought Drago's kid. He fought, you know, Drago. Yeah, but why do we care about him? Because his mother didn't talk to him, or something.

Has anyone seen it? Are you kidding me? This guy's really upset. I bet there's a lot of people Drago's mother doesn't talk to. Including Drago. Like, what the fuck? Drago, yeah.

So after Drago lost, they stopped. All of Russia hated him. And so then, you know. Oh yeah, you empathized with of Russia. They all became sad. Yeah. And so then, you know. Oh yeah, you empathize with his experience. Like he had it rough. Yeah. As opposed to just being fucking this Russian piece of shit, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I don't need to sympathize with that guy. Yeah. Anyway. People yell out random shit during this show, Andrew. Don't worry about it. I like it. I like it.

You don't have to handle it like in stand-up. What the fuck, dude? You can just move on. Nikki, what was the last movie you saw? A Star is Born. Yeah! Do the impression. Hair, body, face.

What did you think? Yeah! Do the impression. Hair, body, face. What did you think? You know, I really thought that... I thought Lady Gaga's... I'm doing a Lady Gaga. I just thought her... I didn't love it. I gave it a solid B-. I don't know.

I wasn't swept away in it. I thought they had amazing chemistry. I definitely think they've had sex. I'm like 100% sure that Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga have had sex. You know he kept that dog, right? And I, what? He adopted that dog. I don't care.

He's like, I love this dog so much. I'm going to take it home with me. I don't care who owns it. It's the cutest dog that's ever been seen. Of course you fall in love with that dog. We're all supposed to go like, oh my god, he's such an amazing guy because he got this perfect dog. Like, of course.

Everything on the set that he liked, he took home. The dog, gaga. No, I have no, I just, their chemistry was off the charts and it was, and just the way she talks about him on the talk shows, you're just like, something went down. So I like that about it.

I'm liking your Gaga impression. Say something about Bradley Cooper and how great he is. You know about... Well, the thing about Bradley is a hundred people can be in a room and one person doesn't... Most of the people in that room don't know what the fuck you're talking about with this analogy over and over.

But if one person does, that person is Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper believed in me. I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in. I'm not a never leave around. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you so, so very much. I just try to sound jazzy and like I have emphysema. You know, that song, my friend Stephen Falk brought this up on Twitter. That song, the line is, I'm at the deep end, why don't I leap in? What? Really? She says leap in, and it's about a pool. You fucking dive in. You don't leap into a pool.

No, it's I'm at the deep end, watch as I dive in. That's what it should be. It's shallow. Oh, yes. It is shallow. Oh, yes. It is shallow. You're right about that, you asshole. Whoa, that song just got crazy to me. You shouldn't dive into a pool.

It's dangerous. Especially if it's a shallow pool. Whoa. But you turn before you hit the bottom well hopefully I don't know I don't know you know that movie like the thing that bothered me

was that let me just name a couple things because I just got beef with this movie that everyone finds so perfect okay she sings like two lines in a parking lot and then like he writes a whole song around it and then she is like I don't want to. And then like, he writes a whole song around it. And then she is like, I don't want to sing. And she goes out and knows the whole song that she did it right with.

Like he wrote us. That was unbelievable. It's more amazing that he knows all the words to a song she told him in a parking lot. Yes. Because he's the one that's fucked up all the time. Yes. She's been thinking about her song. Yes.

There's so many. I could keep going. But yeah, did you like it? What did you feel? I loved it. Oh, you did? Yeah. I only saw it once, though.

I got to go through that weird period where it's like on airplanes and I watch it too many times. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should watch it again. I mean, I guess it was good. I don't know. I just, there were so many moments

where she was like, he's chasing her all down, like trying to get her to come on tour with him. And it's like any girl in her position would be like, yeah, let's do it. And then she's like putting up such a fight. And then she goes to work and one person says one, like she puts on her clothing,

she's pushing him out the door. She's like, no, I don't wanna go with you. But like, stop, leave me alone. She goes to work and it takes one, her boss to be like, well, you're kind of late. And she's like, I'm leaving. And it's like, what? Okay. You wanted to go the whole time. This whole build

up was for nothing. Just go. We could have saved 20 minutes if you just went like you wanted to. Don't let your golden parachute get caught in the door on the way out. Yes, exactly. Exactly. We're going to Arizona. Okay.

Okay. Oh my God. Yeah. But it was pretty hot. And then he says at this concert, she traveled a long way to be here. She came from Arizona. Settle down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. To Arizona, I mean. Anyway. All right. Great. That was a great latest movie roundup. We gave people a lot of tips. A lot of different mean. Anyway. All right. Great. That was a great latest movie roundup. We gave people a lot of tips. A lot of different tips.

Yeah. Probably the first time that's gotten applause at the end of it. But this is the part where I say, let the games begin! I say, let the games begin! Dear Tacoma Comedy Club, if we could bring up the house lights just a little bit.

Oh, perfect. Oh, my gosh. Lots of great options out there. Oh, my God. My face is on some of these. So flattering. I don't know how you guys are going to do it. Each of you have to pick one name tag. There's so many good

ones. Pick one and bring it back to your seat. While you do that, we're going to go to a brief commercial break. We'll be right back. Hey, there are no sponsors this episode, so I'll just talk about me and Las Vegas.

Who is coming to see Doug Loves Movies at the Rio Hotel Comedy Cellar in Las Vegas this Sunday, January 27th at 420. Show of hands. I can't see you. Also coming up, and I'm very excited about it, on April 19th at the Royal Oak Theater in Royal Oak, Michigan, I'm doing my annual countdown to 420 show. It starts around 10, 15 p.m., and then at at midnight we'll do a countdown to 4.20pm and then we'll go outside and do you know what. And I'm also very excited to say that my 4.20pm show this year is going to be on Saturday, April 20th at the Wilbur Theater in Boston, Massachusetts, a place that recently

went full recreational on the marijuana. So I couldn't be more excited about that. All right. Back to the show. All right, we're back. We did it.

Good job, everybody. Always so many good name tags here. You guys never disappoint, and I appreciate that. But let's start with Justin. What'd you end up with? This one was tweeted out at me, I think, by someone named Chief Wacky Do. And it is my face, so immediately I'm down for that.

And then it says, TJ2, Dougment Day, or Dutchment Day. And then it's got candy, so it's also, like, amazing. Dutchment Day is coming. Dutchment Day. Look out for Dutchment Day. day your clothes give them to me now great jobs have lots of candy on it too yeah who you playing for Andrew Avengers infinity Chris What? What? Come on. What? What? Have you seen this?

Wait, why is the thumb so weird? Yeah, why are you just wiggling the thumb? Oh, there you go. Maybe this should go to the glaze, huh, boys? All right, having fun. That actually is, like, perfect. Yeah. Yep, it's great. Who wants to be is, like, perfect. Yeah. Yep, it's great. Who wants to be thumb-fingered?

Me. Me. That looks great. Puddle boy. Oh, God. Oh, God. Hey, can I see that for a second? Yeah, wait till you find the other fingers.

Oh, sorry. Thank you. Oh, you want to put it there? Yeah, I'd like it to be there. Okay, cool. I didn't know what you were doing for a second. Yeah, I know. I don't want anybody's hand to be in that thing right now.

I got a show to do. The way you were working that thumb, holy Christ. Yeah, I mean, it was distracting. People need to pay attention. Yeah. I got a show to do. The way you're working that thumb, holy Christ. I mean, it was distracting. People need to pay attention. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's my first time.

I mean, this club already has better lighting on the two heckling Muppets up in the corner. Tacoma is dim as shit. I gotta say. I do.

Not stupid. Not stupid. No, no, no. Not stupid. No, I gotta say. Not stupid. No, no, no. Not stupid. I mean like just dark. Low lighting. Low lighting everywhere. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's not that. It's like every store you go in, it just feels like a cool guy's dorm room. Like it's just, everything's low lit in this town. Every place here should have handy reading glasses when you walk in. Yeah. Because the lighting is very low.

It smells bad. This girl's adamant that it smells bad. There's people that love to talk about it smelling bad here, but I have never noticed. I only noticed today, Andrew and I were walking, and there was a smell of human poop. That was probably human poop. I think she's talking about a smell of human poop. That was probably human poop. I think she's talking about the smell of human fish. No, I haven't noticed that.

Tacoma aroma? Okay. It's funny. Listen, if you can make anything rhyme, people are going to love you. Alright, here we go. This is beautiful.

Doug Benson, Nikki Glaser, Melissa's Doubtfire. This is just, Doug sent this to me earlier and showed me this. And it was just an amazing Photoshop. And I've never felt so beautiful as I do on Sally Field's body and face. Just like my face on her face. So I was like, wow, I look amazing. It's like, yeah, it's a lie, Nikki. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, but I love it.

I love it. Oh, you put that there? Yeah, throw that there. Yeah, I throw them all down on the floor eventually. They're just so, the artwork is so good, it's distracting. Yeah, it's true. There, I kicked mine. We got a rest of the show to do here.

And I've prepared some games. And this first one, this first one is called Swift Justice. Swift Justice. Swift Justice. Normally I don't like to play games that favor any particular guest,

but if Nikki doesn't win this one, I'll be surprised. I am going to read the IMDb description of a movie that happens to have the same title unrelated to a Taylor Swift song. Fuck. I was nervous.

Here we go. A lot of Taylor Swift songs line up with movie titles, and this is one of them. Just guess as often as you'd like, and the person who gets it right first wins. Do you have any pre-guesses, Nikki? No. Yes.

I do. I do. What's your pre-guess? Begin Again. Oh, yes, that is a movie. But no, that's not the one that I chose today but you know what I'm almost at a disadvantage because I know so many of her songs

that it's like too many things to choose from no that's not gonna sell I'm not gonna sell that hey if there's folks sitting around this lady who keeps talking could you ask her to stop alright let's do this. Let's do this. Andrew, do you have a pre-guess?

Yeah. Back to December. No. Wow, good job. That's a deep cut, boy. That's not even the name of one of her songs. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is, yeah, it is. Back to December? Oh, yeah, Back to December all the time. Yeah, yeah is. Yeah, it is, yeah, it is. Back to December? Oh, yeah, back to December. I go back to December all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you guys want to hear that song? I was going to ask you to try to sing it, but you went right into it. Yeah, yeah.

There is no trying. These days I have trouble sleeping. Sleeping. Playing back, thinking about while you leaving when my birthday passed and I didn't call and I think about

summer all those beautiful times to watch you laughing from the passenger side I'm like the flavor slave of Taylor Swift. All right, all right, all right. Let's do this. Let's do this. Okay.

Are you... Are you ready for it? Yeah. Oh, that's a Taylor Swift song. Yeah, but not the title of a movie. Although I will watch a movie called Are You Ready For It? Oh, my God. It's a dance movie for sure.

It better be dancing and it better be in VR. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. This is a Taylor Swift song. It's also a movie. Don't yell out guesses from the audience, please. An alien orphan.

Mac and me. I wish there was a Taylor Swift song called Mac and me. I don't know any fucking Taylor Swift song, so I'm just going blind with this. I would say, but that's a Katy Perry song. Really? An alien orphan is sent from his dying planet to Earth where he grows up to become...

Man of Steel. His adoptive home's first and greatest superhero? Superman? Yeah. Oh, Jesus! I don't even know that song. Wow! She does have a song called Superman.

She does? Shit. Good job. I literally cannot name a Taylor Swift song. No, but you know movies. That's awesome. You did it, Justin. That was fun. All right, Nikki.

Well, it's going to be rough from here on in. Yeah, that was my only chance to shine. Oh, God. Yeah, we've been playing Swift Justice for a while on the show now, and we've gone through all of them, I think. I think I haven't done Begin Again yet, though, so I can still do that. Yeah, there you go. If the guests are people that don't listen to the show.

Yeah. But now we're going to play. This is special just for today. It's great that Justin Robinson just won this first game because this next game is called Meet the Robinsons. Sweet. You're going to go first,

Justin, then Andrew, then Nikki. And you're each going to bid on how many the Douglas Moody's podcast has been going for about a little over a decade now. And when I say a little over, I mean a few years over. I know, right?

It's crazy. Oh my God. In all of those years, we'll start with Justin, closest without going over wins, how many guests on the show have had the last name Robinson? Think about it in your head,

all the famous Robinsons and all the ones that would agree to this. Yep. And then give us a number. Justin Robinson. Of course, obviously, there's at least one because you're here, Justin Robinson.

This is true. I'm going to say six. He's going six. Yeah. Now, is this like Price is Right style? Yeah. Closest without going over. All right.

So, yeah, six. What do you think, Andrew? First name, Robinson, or no? Okay. You know, it's funny you should mention that. It should count, but it doesn't. Okay. Because I had Robinson Crusoe on once.

Yeah, yeah. Robertson Canoe? Yeah. Thank you. And I was like, well, I don't believe that expression, no man is an island, because you're here. I'm going to go with... I'll go with nine.

Nine! Oh! Oh! Nobody agrees with nine. Nine! Oh! Nobody agrees with that. No, no, it was a terrible guess. Washington B. Wright. What do you think, Nikki? Well, I was going to go with... I'll take the right under.

What did... Five? Justin said six. I'll go five, then. All right. Because I think it's going to be three. You should say one.

It's without going over, so you can just say one. Oh, one. That's what I meant. There you go. That's bullshit. I think I never watched Surprises Right. That was so amateur. I apologize. It's a solid tactic. Can I go back to seven?

You want seven? You want seven? You want seven? You want to pin me? I'll do nine. Okay, stick with nine, but you can also have seven. No, I'll do nine. You're a loser either way. Yeah, I'm hearing a loser there.

It's a lose-lose sitch. Two at best. Have you been listening? All right, let me break it down for you guys. So exciting. Justin Robinson. He's here today. Recently, first-time guest on the show,

Becky Robinson. Good for her. She taught me to do an impression of Jennifer Coolidge. Do it! Do it! Oh, wow. That's good. She really taught you. Well, she did it, and then I just went,

oh, yeah, that's how you do an impression of her. You just say, oh, yeah, that's how you do an impression of her. You just say, oh, wow. You love him on The Office, Craig Robinson. That's three. He did it before he became a movie star, but he did it after doing my show from Love, Simon. Nick Robinson

was a guest on Douglas Movies. That's four. And then, who here listens to Star Wars Minute podcast? Nerd. I mean, I'm grateful there was at least one so thank you

yeah that show is of course co-hosted by Alex Robinson and that brings the grand total to five Robinsons nice

Nikki wins that game even good damn it even a Robinson can't keep track of them. There's so many. They're just all over the place. I used to think I was related to all of them,

like football players and everything. And then you did 23andMe, and you were like, oh, I was sorely mistaken. Pretty much. That's when you bowed out. Wait, you've got to be invited to be related to them. You've got to be related

to some of them, right? I have no idea. Maybe, sure. Just having the last name, I think, gets you there a little bit. I do follow everyone who's named Justin Robinson on Twitter. Oh, that's fun. Just to kind of creep them out. Yeah. I'll talk to them and just be like,

hey, other me, how you doing? It works out. It is weird when you meet someone with your same name. You're like, what's it like? I know! that's so weird. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it is weird. I go a different route. Everybody that has the name Doug Benson, I murder them. Oh, that's right.

Oh, like the one. And there aren't any left, actually. So don't make any more. I hope there's no more, because I'll be a prime suspect. I'll be the first person they call. Where were you the night that the person you threatened to kill died? I don't know. You're gonna do that voice when talking to the police?

I think so. I think it's good when police are interrogating you. To try and do... To sound like a Muppet. Ah, we agree up here in the balcony. That's good. I was on stage last night and didn't know that those

things were there until I was on stage and it and didn't know that those things were there until I was on stage and it freaked me out so much. And I kept trying to do my joke but looking and trying to get more information about what was happening over there. They both have their hands folded like they're praying that the comedy is going to be good. Statler and Waldorf. Named after hotels. And one of them has a fucking Christmas hat on still. Yeah, yeah. Statler and Waldorf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Named after hotels. Oh, yeah.

Right? And one of them has a fucking Christmas hat on still. Don't you guys have a ladder? Or does he prefer it? I like the hat. It keeps my head warm. That's good. I mean,

I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm trying to become an impressionist. I'm really working on my impressions. Oh, wow. Is that more Owen Wilson? Oh, wow. Now it's time to play

Last Man Stanton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so this is the game that's going to determine it all. Whoever wins this game, someone's going to go home with all these bags of stuff courtesy of all of us. it all. Whoever wins this game, someone's going to go home with all these bags of stuff, courtesy of all of us. I haven't thrown a donut

in a second. Who wants a donut? Nice. It's called putting it in hands. Nikki, would you like to throw a donut? Yes, I would love to. There you go. Can I throw?

There's no way. It's too dim in here. It's too stupid in here. No, that is not what I meant. Look at you all. This is fun. Oh, yeah. Oh, I hit the guy.

You all right? Hey, don't worry about Justin's. Just because it's been on the floor. All right, in the back. Don't worry about it. Whoa. I kind of winged it. Sorry, guys.

Probably should have lobbed it a little bit there. I got a little excited on that one. All right. You don't need to bring the lights up for that, but... Thank you. There's a few more left in there. What do you call these, Nikki? Donuts.

Yeah. It's very easy, right? Do people call them donuts? Emma Arnold always thought growing up that these were called Donettis. So that's what I call them now, of course. Yeah, that's kind of cute. That's cuter.

It really is adorable. Donettis. All right, so the game Last Man Standing, the audience knows how it works. I'll explain it to you guys real quick. I'm going to get the name of maybe one, maybe two, who knows, maybe three actors and actresses, and then all

four of us have to make turns. Make turns. Make turns. Alright. Come on, you guys. Make a turn. Let's make some turns. Change your life right now. No, we're gonna take turns naming movies that those people have been in. If you can't think of one, you're out.

But also, you have your lifeline. You can go to... You can go to... What's his name? Justin. TJ? TJ, yes. TJ, you can go to TJ. Nikki can go to Melissa. And Chris... I mean, Andrew can talk to the hand.

Great. Who made that hand? This guy here. What's his name? Chris, I think. Oh, it is Chris. You made that hand? This guy here. What's his name? Chris, I think. Oh, it is Chris. You made it? Oh, so I was right.

You didn't make it. He took the toy. Sorry, it's Clear Thunder. He took the toy and added tape to it with his name on it. Okay, that's right. That's what sold me. It was... Yeah.

It's pretty impressive engineering for a toy. It's insanely expensive. It's beautiful. It's a collector's item. I have it at home. You have it? I actually have that at home, yeah. It's really cool.

That's like somebody on Hoarders pointing to a pile of garbage and going, collector's item. All right, where is she? Where's Grit City Chick? Yeah? Hi, what's Grit City? That's what they call Tacoma?

Yep, it's the Grit City. Change your name to T-Town Chick. Hell yeah, dude. T-Town. Dim City. Dim City sounds cool. Sounds like a horror movie I don't want to watch. Dim City.

Dim Sum. Or is this a town where all food is presented on carts? Yes. Dim City. Dim City. What are you... What's your actual name Great City Chick

Michelle Okay And what's your suggestion today For Last Man Stanton Jeff Goldblum Ladies love Jeff Goldblum That's a pretty good one I gotta look at the panel.

Where's your confidence level on Goldblum? Andrew's not feeling entirely... I want to create a safe space for Andrew. No, I'm good. I know who he is. You know who he is? I know who he is. The tall guy? Yeah.

Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. Let's get another name just so we have a backup here. Where is Bunny? Whoa. All right.

Bunny. I didn't expect someone named Bunny to be so... so sweary. It's B... I want to make sure I have the right one. Do you spell it? B...

I-E? Is it I-E? B-U-N-N-E-Y-Y-Y. That's how you spell it? Can I see an ID? All right, Bunny. What's your actual name, Bunny? Leslie Mann.

Leslie Mann? Wow. That's her name? Nikki babysitted your kids. Oh, yeah. Okay, so this is a long time ago Not recently I babysat for Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann And I can do a pretty good Leslie Mann

She talked like this She'd be like Yeah she was awesome they were cool Okay say this is a line from Welcome to Marwen say What's with all these dolls Oh wait What's with all these dolls? Oh, wait.

What's with all these dolls? That's pretty good. I don't even know the line. You nailed it. He fell in love with her when she said that. Okay, Bunny. This lady's yelling at me. She's still yelling stuff. You okay?

Bunny? Oh, interesting. Well, we don't know what you're going to say. Are you going to say Leslie Mann? That's who she was planning on picking up. That's who she picked. That's not her name. I asked you what your real name was.

Oh, that's an actor? I thought Bunny was Leslie Mann. I said, what is your real name? And you yelled Leslie Mann. I said, what is your real name? And you yelled Leslie Mann. Yeah. But that's not, you got ahead of yourself. I'm sure you smoked a lot of weed. It happened.

And I'm very proud of you. It happened. But I need you to focus. And not pick such a shitty name. No, that's a great name. I think Leslie Mann is a great one. I'm just teasing. Okay, good.

I'm teasing. I love Judd, and Leslie says hi to me sometimes. Oh, that's good. Right? Can't you picture it? Her just being like, hi. You know, like, I'm Judd's friend, you know? She just got worked into it and had to be like, okay.

Okay, so we've got Leslie Mann and Jeff Goldblum. Let me look at the panel. I don't think you're feeling better thanks to the Leslie Mann edition. I didn't know it was. All right, I'm going for three. know it was. I'm going for three. I want an exciting game. I want everyone to have a chance. Where is

Queen L Cosplay? Queen L Cosplay. Where are you at? Oh, I can see you. Hi. She's in the side section over here. It's real, you guys. Some people sitting over there can't see you at all,

so they think I'm just talking into the void. But what's your name, real name? Jennifer. And why did you call yourself that? Queen L Cosplay? Don't you have to dress up as a specific person when you're cosplaying?

You do so many different people that she has her own name when she cosplays. Queen L. Alright. Nice. And who's your suggestion for today? Brittany Murphy. Brittany Murphy?

Yes! Do you have any that are less dead? Oh, man. I'm just kidding around, because Brittany Murphy's not going to hear it. No. Okay, so I'm sure that didn't help the fellas much, but today we're going to play

the films of Brittany Murphy, Leslie Mann, and Jeff Goldblum. Nikki, you won that last game, so you get to go first, then Andrew, then Justin, then me. I like to play along. Okay. And don't forget about your lifeline.

I recommend using it early, but I'm crazy like that. Okay. What do you got, Nikki? Clueless. Okay. I thought you'd lead off with a Leslie Mann. I was a little surprised.

I think Nikki is saving those Leslie Manns to really clean up at the end. Justin? The Fly. Jeff Goldblum. Okay. If that's how we're going to play it. Do you remember when Jeff Goldblum was described earlier

as the tall guy? Yeah. He's in a movie called The Tall Guy. No way. Fuck. No way. That's so funny.

That is so funny. And you knew the title even... The brown haired guy? I think it's Tall Guy. No. Yeah. Quiet. Wait, what?

There's people trying to say It's the tall man But I disagree And it's my show Back to you Nikki Hey that lady's talking again Yeah

This is 40 Yes This is 40 That was gonna be that was gonna be hey did you see that movie Nikki yeah

who's right Paul or Leslie I don't remember the plot line enough to wait do you remember being upset

that they made her more more terrible than she needed to be um I don't remember that I feel like Judd actually wrote down things that Leslie said to him and then don't remember that. I feel like Judd actually wrote down

things that Leslie said to him. And then when you see somebody saying that to Paul Rudd, you're like, come on. That's fucking Paul Rudd you're talking to. You don't talk to my Paul Rudd like that. Yeah, we all do feel like he's ours. Yeah. There's nothing he can do wrong.

He's a sweetheart. Oh, clueless. Yeah. Okay. Back to thatess. Yeah. Okay. Back to that again. Yeah. Andrew? Eight Mile.

Oh, I like it. Nice. Thank you. Justin? Knocked Up. Leslie Mann. Yeah. Oh, I have to say it because I just saw it

and it's nuts. Welcome to Marwen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that movie's weird. The Cable Guy. Yes. Oh, fuck. Are you sure it's not the cable man?

Cable dude. You got this, Andrew. Oh, Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum, yeah. I was like, those ladies weren't in that. Justin. Sin City. Brittany Murphy.

Yeah, Brittany Murphy. Full title. No, that was the full title of the first one. No, I think there was more words even in the first one. It was just Sin City. Okay. All right, settle down. Thanks, guys. Jesus. All right. Settle down. Thanks, guys.

Jesus. So intense. You don't care for that. What was that one where she was all like, damn you? And he was like, sorry. That's every movie. Oh, yeah. It's rhetorical.

I wasn't hoping for actual answers. I'm going to go deep Jeff Goldblum and say Invasion of the Body Snatchers. George in the Jungle. It's not like sex and the city. George in the jungle. No, it's not. Jungle George.

You can type in it. It's not Mozart. George of the jungle. Yeah, that makes more sense. George in the jungle could have just been a passerby. Do I still get it? Does that disqualify me? Yeah, yeah. No, you're good. Oh, that makes more sense. George in the jungle could have just been a passerby. Do I still get it? Does that disqualify me? Yeah, yeah.

No, you're good. Oh, that's nice. Okay, good. Thank you. You're good. You're not going to win anyway. I know. I know.

It's true. Who are we at? Andrew? Yeah, shit. You can use your lifeline. Chris? Chris, what do you at? Andrew? Yeah, shit. You can use your lifeline. Chris? Chris, what do you got? He's going Jurassic Park.

Oh, yeah, Jurassic Park. Thank you, Chris. Jurassic Park. Yeah, I guess I should have been more clear that movies where Jeff Goldblum has his shirt open count. Justin? Jurassic World. You could do that. You can, yeah.

It's a separate film. I would have said Clueless 2 then. Alright. Then you would be out. You gotta make sure they were actually in the sequel. Before you say it. I'm gonna go with,

as long as we're talking sexy George, sexy Jeff Goldblum in the jungle. I like that you say always, but I think he was at his peak in a movie called Nine Months. Nice. Yeah, Hugh Grant was like, hey, I'm the skinny one. Settle down.

Nikki? 17 again. Ooh. Thank you. I like that movie. Not going to lie to you. It's so good. It's really good.

Yeah, it is. Leslie Mann's great in it. Yeah. Matthew Perry's great in it, briefly. Yep, yep. Thomas Lennon's great in it. Zac Efron. It's just, it's really,

if you want to watch a movie about children, that's not annoying. Yeah. 17 again. Skip that old George Burns shit. 18 again. They did a really good job with the remake. Reboot. Andrew.

You already went to Chris. You went to him once, but what did he say? Do you remember what he said? Which time? When you went to Chris? Yeah, I said it already but what did he say? Do you remember what he said? Which time? When you went to Chris? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said it already. Yeah, what did he say?

Jurassic Park. And then he said Jurassic World. Yeah. We're leaving a lot of Jurassic shit on the table. Jurassic Five. Jurassic One Dollar. Jurassic, $1. That would be the right answer on Doug Loves Hip Hop. That is awesome.

Jurassic of the Jungle. Jurassic, um... I know Jurassic's in it. Jurassic is... Oh, no. Jurassic... Let me help you out. He's not in Jurassic Park 3. Okay.

That's the only one he's not in. Back... This is a lost cause. Jurassic Park 3. Okay. That's the only one he's not in. Back to... This is a lost cause. Thank you for playing, Andrew Collin. Thank you. I did all right. Justin. I hope I'm getting it right.

Jurassic Park 2, The Lost World. It's fucked up. That one's fucked up, the title. Because they don't do it. There's no two. And they do it out of order. Don't say it, you guys. But do you want to switch to something else?

Do you want to go to your lifeline? I'll just go to something else than Guardians of the Galaxy. Okay. Wait, which one's in that? Oh, shit. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Is that Vol. 2? Are you going to say Vol. 2?

Yeah, he's in it. He's in it. You're right. That was close. I don't know what you were doing over there. Jesus. I don't know why you weren't just saying Thor Ragnarok. Because I was thinking of the wrong movie. Yeah, but you

do see him in the second Guardians. Go ahead, Nikki. Uptown Girls. Yes! Britney! Britney! You do see him in the second Guardians. Go ahead, Nikki. Uptown Girls. Yes. Brittany. Yeah, that was good. Justin? Came back at you fast, didn't it? Way too fast.

Lifeline. TJ, help. TJ, what do you got? Girl Interrupted. Girl Interrupted. Girl Interrupted. Right. Brittany Murphy was in that. That's right. Thank you. Okay, so I'm gonna

say sticking to Brittany Murphy, I'm gonna go with... Oh shit, what was that? She said it in the movie. I'm not gonna tell. That's not it though. Right?

I fucked it up. I'm out. Nikki? You're out? Yeah. No way. I said it wrong. You did?

Well, I said George of the Jungle. Okay, you're out too? Is that what you want? No, I just want you to be in. I just want you to forgive yourself. I won. I won? No, no, no.

I win? I think I won. No, it's okay for me to be out. I can't win anyway. Okay, Sidewalks of New York. Okay. Wow. But do you know which one I was talking about?

No. It's that one where she's in a psych ward and she knows who murdered somebody, but she won't say. Don't say it, you guys. Justin. Wow, no idea. Jurassic World, The Fallen Kingdom?

I'm hoping he's in it. Take one word out. Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom? Yeah. Really? There's no duh there? There's a duh. Yeah, I don't think there's a duh in there.

Nikki? You haven't gone to Melissa yet, have you? No. No, she's good at this. All right, save it if you got another one. I don't. Okay, go to Melissa. Hotel Armit.

Hotel Artemis. Hotel Artemis. Hotel Artemis. Hotel Artemis. Which one's in that? Goldblum. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is in that. Goldblum, yeah. It's like, what? Justin?

Nothing. I got nothing. Really? Really, yeah. Nikki Glaser's a winner! nothing I got nothing really really yeah Nikki Glaser's a winner she did it thank you oh my god I've never won anything

I honestly have never won anything the opposite of dancing with the stars yeah I know I was on dancing with the stars I got first. Voted off. And now I've won and it's redemptive. Thank you so much.

Melissa, come get your stuff. Get all your stuff, Melissa. Come get your loot. Yay, Melissa. Yeah, come on down here in front of this front row. Can I? Thank you so much. Oh, do you get everything?

Thanks, girl. Yeah, she gets all of it. Thanks, dude. Awesome. No, I don't know how that works. Hey, that restaurant looks like you, too. Yeah, we've got the same look. Yeah, yeah, keep it.

Congratulations. Thank you so it. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Congratulations. Justin, pass me your name tag if you could and tell us what you'd like to plug. Listen to them weekday mornings. If you're in the Seattle area, you can listen to me Monday through Friday, 6am

to 10am on BJ and Migs on 99.9 KISW. 647 and 847, you can hear me ask dumb questions. And then also I've got a geeky podcast with the show, with BJ Shea called BJ Shea's Geek Nation, where I get to talk about a lot of geeky shit.

So please subscribe to that on all of your stuff. Yeah, I don't know where the speaker is on this thing though. Is it in one of the fingers? You gotta put your hand in it. Yeah, put your hand in it. speaker is on this thing, though. Is it in one of the fingers? You gotta put your hand in it. Yeah, put your hand in it and wiggle it around. You gotta put your hand in it. Anyway, it makes some scary noise.

It sounds like a storm's coming and someone's gonna jerk off like they never have before. Andrew Collin, what have you got to plug, dude? Just go to my Instagram, Andrew T. Collin. And then I have a podcast called Happy Never After. And then I'm on Nikki's show, You Up, with Nikki Glaser every Wednesday. It's a great show. Channel 95 on SiriusXM.

Yes. Thank you. This was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. I mean, you took one of Nikki's plugs, but that's cool. Yeah. I'll give him another plug. He's seriously so funny on Instagram. Andrew T. Collin. You should really follow him. Yeah, and he was great here today.

Yeah, he's so funny. His stand-up is so funny. He's opening for me on all my tour dates. I am on the road every single weekend across America until the end of summer. So go to my website NikkiLaser.com and check out when I'm going to be in your city and come see me.

Is this a reference to you, Andrew? No. That's a reference to your show, Justin? Yeah. That's a reference to your show, Justin? Yeah, it's a reference to my show. I mean, it fits. Were you one of those before? Yeah, with you? No, not with me.

I hope not. You've been an intern, Andrew? Yeah, I think everyone has, huh? No? No? We have a gentleman right here in the witness box. Oh, you went right to...

This is... We could do a To Kill a Mockingbird stage production here very easily. Yeah. Or Four Angry Men. Yeah. Do you want a donut, dude? Or Dim Angry Men.

Do you want one? Donut? Or dim angry men. Do you want one? Donut? There you go. That's where you get good people that participate in a good way get a donut. Donut. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Did you hear that? Yeah.

He really thought I was going to give the lady... Heckler on Heckler hate. Don't reward her for yelling out as I am doing now. Yeah. I was here first. Oh, Jesus. Ouch. Weep. I was here first oh jeez ouch love it thank you to the Tacoma Comedy Club

yes great club, support them yeah thank you to all you guys thank you for showing up every time and one more time for all my guests Justin Robinson, Andrew Collin and Nikki Glaser. She likes to get out of here early, you know,

to beat the traffic. As always, the Lakers are a shithead. And this was just weird timing. Andrew, the former intern, is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!