Doug Loves Movies - Owen Egerton, John Erler, Anna Lore and 6 others guest

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 as a pop more kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is the movies movies. Coming to you once again from everybody's drunk already. It's only 2 p.m. And we are at Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas. The greatest fest that ever festered.

And it's in its 20th year, everybody. 20 years of this festival. And we just celebrated a couple days ago, the 19th anniversary of Douglas movies. Both of these institutions were created so close together. It's Friday, September 19th, day two of the festival

2025, and I wanted to do something big for the Fantastic Fest anniversary. So this is the 20 guests of Fantastic Fest. minus 12 I got eight people to agree to participate in my 20 guest

edition of the show it's tough at a film festival to get people to do this or to even come watch it because there's four or five different movies playing in the same time slot that you can go see in this facility so lots of

options of things to do and I appreciate each and every one of you that wanted to be here and we're going to meet those guests in a moment hashtag but first Doug plugs Oh people settle down Please please everybody

Relax I'll do the plugs You don't have to You don't have to beg for it The Benson movie interruption is back at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles A special date in time Saturday, October 4th at 2 p.m. Matinee, y'all.

For all my dates and dates and links, go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's, God's Loves Movies.com. Yeah. Call it. Call it. I've got guests here that have been on the show about a dozen times each that it didn't do

that didn't know that part. But great job to the two people who did. and let's do this let's get my guess up here because I'm going to have them all line up on stage against the wall back here and then we're going to go down the line

and meet each and every one of them please give a big warm fantastic fest welcome to Terry Flammings John Earler Chris Tellez Doug Mallard Wilchester Carl Frye Owen Edgerton Anna Lorne and Ryan Nemeth, everybody.

Let's hear it for them. What an exciting and vibrant group of men and one lady. Appreciate that there's a lady, but let's meet them all individually, not alphabetically by first or last name, just by order that they randomly lined up in. I did not discuss it with them ahead of time. Everyone just picked where they're going to stand, and they're not going to have to live with it. And we're starting with a gentleman who you can purchase pins from him. He might give you a pin.

He's the pinmaster general of Fantastic Fest. It's Terry Fleming's everybody. Hi, Terry. I've got two questions for you. How are you? I'm good. Okay, I've got three questions. The second question is, what are you looking forward to most here at Fantastic Fest this year?

Just to be here with my longtime friends and family, I just want to remind you, it's our 14-year friend-aversary. You and me? Yeah, I mean. Holy shit. It took 14 years for you to get on the show, and it was one where I needed a lot of guests. I just want to say, I thank you in these hard times during this administration that you're still practicing DEI practices. this is one of the more DEI practices out there and yeah what's uh what's um oh that's it terry fleming's everybody really is his first time first time guests on the show he's the one

that got ari aster too high in the green room uh one year when ari aster thought he was on game Getting Doug with High when he was, in fact, on Doug Lowe's movies, hearing the highball. This next guest is my co-host on a podcast called Wide World of Dugs. It's Doug Mellard, everybody. Hi, Doug. Hey, buddy. How many years?

What year for anniversary is it for us? Oh, it's got to be like 20-ish, right? at least yeah probably more but i'm here to celebrate y'all's for anniversary that's why i came to this show just for me and terry yeah yeah that's why i'm here we wanted to have a nice quiet ceremony but it's nice that uh that everybody turned out uh now um i know you're a comic that lives here in austin so you're not necessarily planning to see a film at uh fantastic fest but is there is there any kind of a motion picture that you're looking forward to uh seeing any time soon in in any

capacity? Well, I can't wait for the new one battle after another that comes out this weekend, next week? The new one battle after another? I love that franchise. And I love zero battles. That was great.

And now the sequel one battle. But hang on, I got to go back to Terry for a second. I forgot to ask you for your plugs. What do you want to plug? T-pins.com. That's T-Pens. dashpins.com with a Z

because I couldn't get just regular T-pins because somebody else has that and they're not paying for it but yeah, just that. There you go. I'm getting everybody's plugs now because when they get eliminated they're just going to sulk out of here or skulk out. What are you drinking, Doug?

Uh, vodka soda. Nice. It's 2.30 in the afternoon. Okay, so what would you like to plug? Uh, go to T-pins with an S. Uh, I got a All sorts of things.

You're the dick that took that. Sorry, Terry. Oh, my God. I just find me on social at Doug Mellard, M-E-L-L-A-R-D, and listen to Wild World of Dugs. Yeah. Doug Mellard, everybody. Another comedian friend of mine here in Austin who came down here,

not really knowing exactly what was going to happen. It's Chris Tellas, everybody. Give it up for Chris. Hi, Chris. Hey, how's it going? You know, pretty good. I'm at Fantastic Fest. It's day two, and I'm having a great time.

Saw a movie last night where a monkey ribs people's faces off of their face. Nice. Got to check that one out. Yeah, you got to check that one out sometime. Do you have any motion picture experiences you're looking forward to this season? Are you looking forward to having another battle after another? I'm looking forward to seeing The Rock's new movie. I haven't seen it

The Smashing Machine Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to that Yeah, Oscar potential they say They say might get nominated For Best Actor in a Smashing Machine Well, we smell what he's cooking Right, and Emily Blunt's supposed to be really good in it Oh, nice, I...

Yeah, you didn't know All you needed to know was the Rock was in a movie And Chris was in What would you like to promote Chris for coming down here Going to all this trouble? Just follow me on Instagram at Hi, Chris Dells I usually post all my shows and stuff on there Yeah, it's tell us, T-E-L-E-Z.

Someone took T-E-L-L-E-Z. It's Chris Tell-E-E-E-E-N-E-S, everybody. Got to be a proper host. Get the applause for the person when I first introduced them and then unintroduce them, do an outro for each one. This is John Earler, everybody. You know them if you live around here

from Master Pancake, and if you don't live around here you've heard me say those words many times so get it together. How you doing, man? Good. How are you, Doug? You got a He-Man shirt on? Correct. Why? We are doing the He-Man movie on Tuesday.

Yes. This episode's coming out after that, but if you have a time machine and you're listening, we're going to do Master Pancake right here as part of Fantastic Fest. He-Man Master's the Universe. How many times have you already seen this movie? A couple dozen times, I guess. Because you've made fun of it in the past?

We have made fun of it in the past. This is, you were talking about anniversaries before. This is going to be our 25th anniversary of rifting movies in Austin at the Alamo Draft House. Wow. You and your goddamn Biggs numbers is bigger than my numbers. Thanks a lot. You show off. What else would you like to promote?

We riff episodes of murder she wrote every Thursday on the Twitch stream at 9 p.m. Central. So tune in every Thursday, 9 p.m. Central. All right, and you don't have to lean in so much like you're talking to a tiny person. I can reach where your mouth is. John Irler, everybody. We're going to be doing the... Also, a pancake friend of mine. He's also a master pankaker, but he moved to Boston, and it's so exciting to have him here with us now, everybody.

Give it up for Owen Edgerton. Hi, everybody. Hi, Doug. Hi, he's the host of the fantastic debates, the fighting one I was talking about earlier. And how do you describe that experience? The whole thing? You're like the ringmaster. of these people, they put

podiums in a boxing ring and then people fight and then people take the podiums out. I get exhausted just watching all the podium movement and then, but then they box each other and then the audience screams and yells until somebody decides who the winner is.

But you host this madness like almost every year and what's it like from your perspective? It's really sweaty. It's like it's a good sweaty rave and kind of sexual. Yeah, and you've got a full, full ass tux on the whole time too, so you're really sweating. Yeah, and I'm wearing like tweed underneath that so I can really just soak it all up.

Like it's like tweed, tweed, tweed, turtleneck tucks is my thing. It's all, you know, all the great lebracons. I can't. I can't. We interrupted so many, we mocked. so many leprechaun movies together over the years and then you guys always do like a fun sketch so you would always get designated the lepricon so i really i'm not going to say that word one more time because i don't want an actual one to appear but uh but i'm sorry that i associate you

with that it's you're not alone it's unfortunately you know what also if you just i wouldn't think of you as the lepracon so much if you just leave the goddamn pot of gold at home just one time Just so you don't have to bring it with you everywhere you go Oh and Edgerton everybody Are you gonna ask you my plug? Oh yeah what's your plug? Yeah so So we also have

It's just a fun you know That's a fun gag to do that to something Yeah I just I wrote a movie that's playing It's a closing night movie A Fantastic Fest so Come see Whistle And if you are just listening out there

Then when it's out in theaters Go See Whistle It's a I'm guessing it's a workplace comedy. Yeah, it's kind of a workplace. It's kind of a musical. Because you whistle while you work. Also joining us.

This man might have told you where to stand or where to go today because he runs this ship. He runs a tight ship, such a tight ship that if anything happens in the next hour, he's busy and can't help because he's part of the show today. He is a guest of the show. Give it up for Will Chester, everybody. Hey, how you doing? It's good to have you. First time this has happened. Yeah, it's great.

It's very exciting. What are you looking forward to most about this year's Fantastic Fest? Oh, the off-site events, like debates. Closing night parties are going to be amazing and it's a secret, so I'm not going to go further than that. Why are you so into off-site events? Because then you don't have to do anything because it's not, you're in charge here? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, okay.

Anything off-site you want to be there? Yeah, yeah. So I can enjoy. it, yeah. That's fair. That's fair. That's so Terry's down there in the other end saying that's his job. You guys can find it out for that role. What do you want to plug? Owen Edgerton's books, Master Pancakes movies, T-pins with a Z because he couldn't get the S, the social media back there for Doug, Doug loves movies, Doug interruption, just everything that's going on,

everything that everyone's doing here. I love it. Wow. Wilchester, everybody. Finally, a legitimate person that works in film. An actress you may have saw, I'm not, you know,

I'm not a big spoiler person, but she gets her head crushed. In Final Destination, six yeah no there's no number it's final destination colon bloodlines

there's no colon even it just goes right into bloodlines destination six bloodlines or no final destination bloodlines yeah might just be a dash whatever it is she's in it for a period of time

until her death it's Anna Laura everybody A guest on this very show last year In the Highball You went up against Joseph Kahn And Chris Cubis, I believe And I managed to convince you to come back for this today So that makes this our one-year friend anniversary

Yeah, that's true We did meet on that day And what do you want to plug? Aren't you going to ask me what I was looking forward to Because I had to... Oh yeah, I know you've got to hear everybody else ask that question and give their lame answers, but you've got one prepared and ready to go, so let's hear it. First I say that I went to the bathroom and came back while you were doing intros, and can you imagine if you had 20 people?

This would be like two hours. No, it really, it does take forever, and that's kind of part of the joke of the show is that it's more introductions than show. And I hope everybody's enjoying that joke. All right. What are you looking forward to? I'm looking forward to watching you climb back up into that tall chair. It is a cute chair where my feet dangle. Yeah, just kicking away over there.

And I can't wait to get into it. But that's going to be a little later in the show. Because we are going to eliminate most of you until that's why we have three luxurious chairs. Is your reward if you last in this game as you get to sit in those chairs. and play the final game and possibly win the prizes in the bag, which I will reveal in a moment. But are we done, Anna? Well, sometimes I make T-shirts in my bedroom,

and I don't have them online for sale yet, but that's what I'd like to plug. Okay. So keep an eye out for a thing that might happen someday involving shirts. And do you want to tell me? us who the next competitor is? Oh, this is you want me to intro him? I do.

I do, because I met him last year, but we've never, he's never participated in the show before. And I don't think his name's difficult to pronounce, but I do think it would be fun if you told everybody who he was. So this is my boyfriend, Ryan Nemeth. He's a pro

wrestler at TNA wrestling. He also writes horror movies. He's a really good writer. He has a master's in English. A lot of people don't know that about him. They just think he's a meathead. He also paints dogs. I don't paint

a dog. Pictures on. All right. I'll get to you in a second, Ryan. We're trying to introduce you right now. You can't. It's rude to interrupt. But I would have said all of those exact same things about Ryan Nemeth, everybody. Hey, dude. Hey, man. How's it going?

It's going good. So Anna tells me that you are a movie trivia person. You like it. I like to watch movies, you know? So you figure that, you extrapolate that to you must know the trivia if you watch a lot of movies. It's a simple math equation and I believe in it, yeah.

You don't go out to like pub quizzes or anything like that? I lurk in the background. And when you're like working out at the gym, do you tell everybody else how dumb they are because they don't, they don't... People the gym don't know movies. That's all I do with the gym. I don't work out. I just tell everyone how dumb they are, yeah.

and what do you want to promote oh i want to promote uh if this uh if anyone's listening in new england tn a huge wrestling show there october 12th bound for glory i'm in a giant match it's going to be the biggest show in the history of tn a so come out i love that i love that's a that's a good plug because this isn't coming out for a second that's not till october oh oh and uh anna may at some point make a shirt that'll be for sale i guess all right yeah so everybody i i i have I got to admit I had forgotten about it already, so thank you for the reminder. I had really moved on because it's just so much to get into today. And finally, this is a gentleman who I met because I got to do a out in California.

I moderated a screening of a film that he co-directed. And then he came on Douglas movies during South Byett Creek in the Cave and walked away a winner. So we have a returning champion to this show, everybody. It's Carl Frye, co-director of rats, exclamation point. And Maxwell, his co-director, just did the show a few days ago last week in New York, and he was the winner there. You guys are just a couple of winners.

How does that feel, Carl? It's really incredible, it's an honor. I'm just always honored and excited to know somebody named Carl because I like to say your name like Sheriff Rick says it on Walking Dead. Carl! All right, so Carl, I already did your plug, I think, that you co-directed rats. Oh, and you have a copy for the prize bag?

Yeah, should I display it right here? Yeah, let's see it. Whoever wins. is getting a copy of rats on the good old, this is a DVD or a Blu-ray? Blue-ray. But then also the catch, we gotta say the tagline for rats is so fantastic,

it bears repeating. What? Oh, I, okay. I lost my virginity watching rats. Dot, dot, dot, did you? That's an amazing. tagline and yeah I'll put that in the prize bag these are our guests everybody we're Carl Fry and everybody else thank you for lining up today and putting

yourself through all this to potentially win the contents of this bag it is a limited edition Douglas movies tote yeah and inside that tote is a cookie they gave me at the hotel it's got raisins in it so I don't I don't have any need for that I've got a rubber pipe from my friends at Peacemaker it's only been used once

Terry T-pins with a Z contributed some amazing Fantastic Fest pinnery and his card is in there too if you need more and I brought a Doug Benson and a Douglas

Movies pin but the best thing of all that one of you is going to win. But I love that Carl can win back his own movie and Terry can win back his pins. But this is the best thing. This is mill and fill, and it is a machine that makes, like, you can make a, you know, a cone of marijuana.

It'll, like, load one of those up in under 60 seconds. If you're in a rush to suddenly have a a loaded cone, you know, like, not a one-hitter, but you know what I mean, it's a pre-roll. They call them pre-rolls. All right, so all that's going to be won by one of y'all, and we're going to find out which one of you

after these messages. We'll be right back. We're back. Yay! Oh my goodness. We're going to eliminate my guests right now, one by one, in a fairly rapid, hopefully not too fast. Now we're doing all right on time, I think. With a game that I call, that's fantastic!

Really, that's only called that just because I couldn't really think of a name for this game. game. Terry, you're going to be first. I'm going to name a motion picture that really exists, an actual motion picture, and I'm going to then name two actors. And then I'm going to ask you to tell me which one of those actors is in the movie, or your third option is neither. real movie two actors which one is it or neither if you miss then we go to Doug Mellard and he's got a 50-50 should make it easier maybe we'll see but if Terry misses he's eliminated he goes back to a seat does another bong rip then we move on to Doug Miller and if you you got a 50-50 but if you miss

then Chris Telles gets the gimme point because there's only one thing left so you'll still be in and then we'll move on to John will start the next one etc we'll play this until there's only three of you left and then you'll sit you down in those chairs and I'll tell you what'll happen next after that all righty Terry the movie is the ghost in the invisible bikini. Who is in that movie? Is it Norman Fell, Don Nott's, or neither? Don Nott's. Is incorrect, Terry. Please have a seat.

Don't forget about T-Pins, everybody. Thank you for moving your beverage off of my table. do you remember the remaining choices Doug Norman Fell or neither yeah which one you want to go with I'll go Norman Fell that is incorrect

please take a seat congratulations Chris Tellis is still in it everybody good job Chris all right John I yeah the wrong seat Doug go sit in the proper spot all right

the movie John Earler is a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell yeah who's in that one is it Kevin Sorbo or Mark Singer

or neither I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with neither neither is correct you got it right nicely done John you get a stay

and you've got to help me drag this out for a little bit longer. All right. Owen, don't be nervous. He's got one in three chance here getting this right, even if you don't know. But some of these are so obvious. Like, you know the movie, the man who reclaimed his head? You're familiar, right? The man who reclaimed his head.

Who's in that one, is it? Basil Rathbone or Claude Rains or neither I'm going to have to say neither? You're going neither for the man who reclaimed his head when the choices are Basil Rathbone

Claude Rains or neither? You're going to say neither. I think I'm going to say neither. Have a seat on. Thank you so much for being here. Welcome back from Boston. You did the right thing by leaving. Sorry, man. This is so brutal.

Hi, Wilchester. You heard what just happened. Now you have a 50-50. Is it Basil or Claude? The Basil. That's incorrect. Get back to work. Thank you so much for participating.

Will Chester's going to go make sure the other screenings are going off as planned. The whole rest of the place has probably been in shambles without him. Thank you, dude. Bye. He really did leave.

All right, Ann, are you ready? Yeah, I actually don't remember what he said. Oh. What he just said Oh, great, but there was, she gets the gimmie. Yeah, so you don't have to be ready for anything. You're still in.

Yeah. It's your boyfriend that's in trouble. Hey, he instantly knew who Basil Rathbone was, so I think he's probably okay. Yeah, might be pronounced Basil. Yeah, that's what I figured. I figured when I was butchering it over there, but I didn't have to correct myself. Are you ready? the more ready than I've ever been for anything ever ever all right here we go

the movie is confessions of an opium eater yes that's that is pretty funny laughing at people who have opium eating problems who's in confessions of an opium eater is it Vincent Price Bella Legosi or neither Vincent Price That is correct. Vincent Price is in confessions of an opium eater. I do not know if he plays the titular character. Carl over here in the shadows.

Carl! All right. Carl. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Shoot loud, louder. I don't understand.

That's the name of a movie. Shoot loud, louder, I don't understand. Does that movie have Gina Lola Brigida, Rakel Welch, or neither? Raquel Welch? That is correct. Raquel Welch is it. Shoot loud, louder, dot, dot, dot, dot.

The rest of it. That's what it was before above bloodlines. What's that? It's Final Destination. Dot, dot, dot, dot. Is it really? I don't think so. Okay, so

Got it narrow down to five little girls and boys Let's continue To knock people out We just need to lose two more people, Chris You got plans this afternoon? Nope, this is all I have planned All right, well I hope you continue I hope you stand

I hope you stay standing The movie is called The Wind cannot read. The wind cannot read is a real movie. Does it have James Mason, Fred McMurray, or neither?

How many go with could you say the names again? I sure can. They're right here in front of me. James Mason or Fred McMurray or neither. I might go with neither. I'm going to go with neither. Nice pick.

neither one of those gentlemen is in the wind cannot read very well done there buddy hello John Erler the movie is disco godfather disco godfather does it have Gary Busey Forrest Whitaker or neither I'm gonna say Forrest Whitaker I'm sorry John that is incorrect but great gas thanks for coming down are you going to have a seat or you're going to storm out

what if I just stood up here it'll be confusing for me when I come back around okay he's just going to stay right there all right okay there he goes okay so he said Forrest Whitaker and is it Gary Busey or neither that's in Disco

Godfather. I'm going to say Gary Busey. I'm sorry. It's neither. You're out, but your boyfriend is still alive. And that brings us down to three players. These are our final three players, ladies and gentlemen. Chris Tell us, Ryan Demeth, and Carl Fry. Who would have thought that it would end up like this? I know I wouldn't have. But here we are. And we all need to take a breath and just think about what's happened and we're going to finish this thing off right after these messages. We'll be right back.

We're back. Well, that was another really fun commercial break. People really let their hair down and go crazy during the breaks. Doug loves movies. But now after those vicious

eliminations that just took place and vicious screens tonight that premieres tonight here at the festival. Vicious, no exclamation point, just the word vicious. So

this game we're going to play now to determine our winner for today is called the little search engine that cut! Boopoo! In this game, I typed a word, a word that I think is sort of like a word that fits for this festival.

I typed that word into the search engine on IMDB, and then I wrote down the top 10 movies that have that word in the title, and this is, you know, according to the current today's IMDB algorithm. So you'll take turns naming movies with this. word in the title, you'll each get three guesses total, but we'll go in turn. So we'll start with Ryan, he'll guess one, and I'll tell you how many points you get. If any, if you get the number one movie, it's 10 points, number 10 movies, one point, and then there's a bunch of points in between. Anything after 10 is also not worth any points. Make sense, Ryan? Yes. Just checking

with Ryan because it's his first time on the show. Carl won a variation of this game the last time he was on, so he should be pretty familiar. And Chris, I just don't worry about Chris. You know what I mean? He takes care of himself.

I somehow always went at this. I'm just prepping you guys. I don't even know what's going on. I have never lost at this one. Oh. I'm currently undefeited. Right.

You do have a really great record at this point, as does Carl. Carl's one and one. So, yeah, it's going to be interesting to see how this turns out. And like I said, I picked a word that I think applies to the kinds of films that they play at Fantastic Fest. And so the word is dark. And that, of course, is a word that's been in many, many, many, film titles, but Ryan, you get first guess what movie do you think is number one with the word dark in it? The Dark Night. That Batman

movie? Yes. Number one on the list. Picked it right off. That's worth 10 points for Ryan. That is a strong start. But, But still anybody, anybody could win this that isn't named Ryan.

But we'll see, Carl. I think there was a horror movie called The Darkness. Does that count? It would count, and you could make that your guess, if you'd like to. Oh, extremely ominous. Yeah, I'll go with that. You go with the darkness? Not on the list.

I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. Carl starts off with zero. Chris, he's rubbing the beard. Always a sign that a man is thinking. I guess, hey, I feel like this might not even be a movie. Oh, that's a fun, that's a real fun way to play this. Just say some words.

I can't think of any movies with the word dark it is. Really? Man, right now I can't. No, I know. There's a lot of pressure. I feel like it's like a... But when you hear some more titles, maybe something will come to you. So far, we've said the dark night and the darkness.

I'm going to... Take a stab at it. This is exciting. I think there was a movie once called Dark House. It's a movie, right? There's a movie called

Dark House? Did I say House? I think you did say Dark House. And it's number seven on the list. What the fuck just happened? Yeah. I think I skipped to buy it on the Netflix menu once.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, that was one I thought there's nobody's going to come up with this one. It was like from 2014 it stars Carrie Russell or something. And yeah, it's for some reason people were always win this. People were looking

it up and yeah, you got, well you have four points for getting that movie that was number seven on the list. All right. So we go back to Ryan who really got off to such a strong start with his first guest.

What's your second guess, Ryan? I'm kind of hoping this TV series made a movie, Tales from the Dark Side. Oh, well, they did make a movie, and so it does qualify as an appropriate answer, because the word dark is in there. But it keeps this game more exciting that it is not on the list. 10 points is still a great, great lead, but these other guys have a lot more opportunity now to catch up. Carl, did you think of another dark movie? I did not see it, but wasn't there a movie called Dark Matter?

That is on the top 10? Dark Matter? Hmm. I'm afraid I'm not seeing it on the list or in my memory as something that exists. Yeah, no, it's, I'm sure there's something called that, you know, but I can't think of a...

It's a big kind of TV show, right? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. I had contestants in the past try to convince me, you know, that a movie exists when it doesn't, But in this case, even if it does exist, it did not make the list. So we go back to Chris. This is a real interesting position that Chris is in,

because now it sounds like he's going to have to make up another title in hopes that it will work out. Yeah. I just think, like, if I was going to name a movie with the word dark in it, right? There's not that many. You said tales from the dark side already, right? Yeah. That wasn't on there.

I think there's a Is there a movie called Dark Hour out there? I mean, sure, sounds like... I'm not going to lock it in juicy. Yeah, I'll lock it in. You're locking in The Dark Hour? Yeah. Or just Dark Hour?

Dark Hour. You're going just straight up Dark Hour. Because you know I like an exact title. They do. It really excites me. If there is a the dark hour, you would let me know, though, right? I don't know how I could indicate you without it coming off like some sort of cheating is going on. But let's lock in for you the dark hour or just dark hour.

I'll let you have both. Yeah, let's do. Because neither of them are on the list. Neither of them made the cut. That's dark. Yeah. This is still anybody's game except for Carl. I finally remembered one.

But you could have some, yeah, well, we'll have some fun with that when we get to you, but Ryan gets his third guest now. And this one could solidify the win for Ryan. I guess again, I'm hoping something else has been made into a movie, in this case, an album, Dark Side of the Moon? I didn't mean to like laugh I didn't mean to air laugh into my microphone it was warranted

it was creative I was laughing at the creativity of it because yeah there's probably been you know but it's probably like a maybe like a concert movie or something with more words in the title than that but it did if it exists it didn't make the

the list so this is really exciting. Because now Carl is going to say the one that came to him. It might be a bit of a, might hurt Chris's

chances of winning this thing. But no matter who wins today, I just want to say I'm proud of all three of you guys. What's your guess, Carl? Wasn't the bin Laden one called Zero Dark 30?

That was the name of the bin Laden one. which is more most of us just call it the bin Laden one because you know a lot of us aren't good at telling time and a lot of us aren't aware of when it is actually

zero dark 30 and that is number eight on the list Carl the last minute putting some points on the board walking away with some dignity zero

dark dignity but Chris did any of any of the things that happened since your last turn inspire you to do you want to hear all the titles we've said so far

will that help at all? Yeah I think I do okay I'm going to tell you Dark House of course was your pull Zero Dark 30 is Carl's and

Ryan said, and that's why he's in the lead right now, he said the words, the dark night. What's your next guest and final chance to take this thing?

Again, I don't know if this movie exists yet. But if it doesn't, I think it should. Because I think we've all gone through some dark times. or dark house two or whatever

that would probably be called dark house two colon dark times back in the dark yeah darking it up again dark times at Ridgemont High

yeah turn on the dark that was the Spider-Man musical was Spider-Man the musical Turn Off the Dark Oh

got to use that? well it wasn't it wasn't made into a movie it was barely made into a successful show it was yeah it was kind of a notorious flop and one guy died I don't think anybody died but people got hurt Spider-Men got hurt

Spider-Man's not it's not a safe job what was your answer again I think I said dark times I just wanted it embarrass you further it's not on the list dark times i'm sad to say yeah but um congratulations ryan you are a winner today you did it that's amazing uh it means you're going to do your plugs first what would you like to promote for this is so unexpected oh my god i know you really

didn't have a chance to prepare a speech I didn't know it's the same I'm just stutter here this is wild I'm gonna rub this in my family I watch watch his fangouli every week all these movies I'm like yep that's one of Vincent Bryce key okay so

I wish I had like a crown or something to give you because I feel like you'd wear it around for the rest of the festival yes I would indeed the current Douglo's movies champion we can make something I'll make him a shirt that'll be good again I'll someday produce a shirt that if anyone eventually sees it, maybe you could

order it, I don't know where it will show up, when it will be, or whatever, but someday that will exist. As a couple, your plugs are amazing. It's all like, hey, just continue to exist and maybe you'll see, maybe you'll run into something that we're doing. I gotta say TNA, October 12th,

Bound for Glory, Lowell, Massachusetts, watch it, go to it, order it, whatever, I'll be on it. It's gonna be huge. Yeah, probably, yeah. Probably. Thank you guys. Thank you. Yeah, amazing job. First time guest, everybody. Take that Scott Weinberg All right

So before I talk to my other guests And say my Farewells and goodbyes Everyone's dying to know What the hell was on that list That these guys didn't name And so I'm going to I'm going to lay it out for you

I wrote it down just because I thought it might come up but at number 12 was Thor, colon, the dark world. But that wasn't worth any points. I just thought it was interesting that it came in at number 12. Number 10, another sequel situation, Terminator, Dark Fate. Yeah, great subtitle on that Terminator movie. Then number nine, dark skies. yeah that's gonna be the reaction to every one of these oh all right yes of course dark skies

then we had zero dark 30 dark horse number six the dark tower oh dark tower yeah another Stephen King thing that didn't work out and then uh number five I was kind of surprised this one didn't come out didn't come up dark shadows Oh. This is building nicely because I think you're all going to enjoy number two. Number four, Dark City. Classic, like, this crowd loves Dark City. Roger Ebert was a big fan of Dark City.

Alex Proyos, I don't know. to pronounce his name to this day but he directed it and uh he's cool um number three i got this i this i had to like double check when what's when who said dark matters was it carl said dark matters yeah dark matters dark matters maybe you're thinking of dark waters Probably not Nobody thinks of dark waters Nobody sitting around scratching their beard

Dark waters And number two I tried so hard I repeated dark night As often as I could Because number two is The Dark Night Rises It was right there

for everybody But congratulations once again to Ryan. And let's talk to one more plug from our other guests. Carl Frye, what would you like to promote? Oh. You know, last time we promoted a movie that no one has seen, so I'll do that again, a different one.

Go on YouTube and look for a rain curtain. It's like a 47-minute short film out of Houston. You'll be one of a few people in the world who have ever seen it, and it'll blow your mind incomprehensibly. It's like, you know, made 16 years ago by a group of very strange people for no money. What's it called again? Rain Curtin.

Wow, that's so nice of you to plug somebody else's movie in your plug spot. Yeah. Well, and also, if you see that movie, you'll be also the only people in the world who can watch rats and see those characters cameos and know that it's the extended universe of this random YouTube movie.

Okay. If you watch the short, they reprised their roles in rats as paramedics. Nice. That's very cool. And rats is on shutter. It's on shutter, 2B, and then all the normal like rental. Oh, it's on Amazon, Google stuff. Tube. Tube. To be.

Okay. Thank you, Carl. Chris Tell us. What would you like to promote? Yeah, always doing stand-up out here in Austin. If you're a free first Monday of every month, we do my month. show Shits Golden at Velvita Room. Yeah, just find me on Instagram.

That's good. Shits Golden? Mm-hmm. It's usually just shit, that's right. Just gonna take a second to write that down. Nice. Doug Vinson might be at the next one. Thank you. Chris Tellis, everybody.

Keep going for Chris Tellas. Yay. great job to all three you guys i end every episode of the show with a uh i say a last line uh from a movie and uh you know i usually you know do some research and figure out a good one but i didn't come up with one for today because of the you know just the fast-paced nature of being at a film fest uh do any of you have a favorite last line from a movie movie? Chris?

The only one I can think of is dumb and dumber. What do they say at the end of dumb and dumber? Two lucky guys are going to spend the next couple of months. What is it? Like, I don't know. I forget it. I've been watching dark. Too lucky guys are going to...

You remember, how's nobody know what I'm talking about? The Swedish bikini team needs someone to oil them up. They say, there's a town over there, and then when they pull away, it's something like... My friend's a little slow. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what's the last When do they stop talking

It's the last line we're looking for The bus pulls away And then they like Muse about how lucky those two guys Some two guys are gonna be They could have been on the bus With these models Right

But then they turned them the wrong way Because they're going for two guys To oil them up Before every contest Right Have you guys seen dumb and dumber? It's like a He's like man

Two guys are gonna be Oiling those girls up Before every competition Let's go Lloyd All right, Harry. Just keep us going. The end. Let's go, Lloyd, okay, Harry?

Yeah, he goes, you dumb. Man, you dumber. They don't not call each other that. They don't know how dumb they are. Then the dumb and dumber song kicks in. They're dumb and they're dumber. And dumber. Dumber.

Good. I'm glad I answered that question. But let's be honest with ourselves for a second. Which one do you think is dumber? Lloyd, I think. He's dumber? Because you can read the word. remember there he's just trying to read it and then he's like he's like he he he's

like that's pretty dumb right what's the other one's name Harry Harry yeah Harry's Harry's the smarter of the two because he knows to find a toilet when he has explosive diarrhea yeah yeah like he gets there he makes it and he has great Lloyd probably wouldn't make it yeah Lloyd also throws that really hard snowball of his girlfriend's face oh yeah just up close yeah he's dumb yeah She's not going to forget that. All right. So that's how...

That's how I'm going to end the show today with our alleged last line of when Harry met Lloyd, dumb and dumber. And thank you everybody for coming out today and enjoy the rest of the festival. And one more round of applause

for all of my guests. Doug Mellers. Terry Fleming, Owen was here, John and Anna, and Carl Frye, and Christel is and our winner, Ryan Nemeth. And yeah, as always, you go over there and have some skin on your lotion and get in the bus, but I'll talk to you later, Lloyd. Okay, Harry. He's dumb and he's dumb. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug goes to movies.